// #sydney — 2014-06-30
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05:16:00 <stevenn> hai
05:17:00 <stevenn> whats up
05:26:00 <stevenn> wb
05:37:00 <Ana_Ng> glennnnnnn
05:43:00 <Ana_Ng> um, it's noon
05:44:00 <Ana_Ng> i am not on the austral continent
05:48:00 <Ana_Ng> up since nine, i am on a carpet cleaning rampage
05:53:00 <Ana_Ng> you are up early
07:35:00 <Wookie> morning Glenn
08:07:00 <Jeffers> Wookstarter
08:07:00 <Wookie> ?
08:07:00 <Jeffers> its me
08:08:00 <Wookie> yup
08:08:00 <Jeffers> going to see my lawyer tomorrow
08:08:00 <Wookie> y?
08:10:00 <Jeffers> got some kort kases going on :<
08:10:00 <Jeffers> might be going to jail wookie
08:10:00 <Wookie> ohhh
08:10:00 <Wookie> was around 4 degs over night
08:10:00 <Wookie> its sitting on 10 atm
08:10:00 <Jeffers> .....ooooooops......!
08:11:00 <Wookie> exactly
08:12:00 <Jeffers> nuffin much
08:12:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
08:12:00 <FOBZTA> Morning All
08:12:00 <Jeffers> fobbers
08:13:00 <Wookie> ive only got 4 months on parole left woot
08:13:00 <FOBZTA> Abc 22 in the morning as usual
08:15:00 <FOBZTA> You live down those ways
08:16:00 <Wookie> waiting for the drs to open so i can go
08:16:00 <FOBZTA> Did you make an appointment
08:17:00 <Wookie> dont need to
08:17:00 <Wookie> they said just walk in
08:17:00 <FOBZTA> Haha k
08:17:00 <Wookie> but i will anyway :P
08:17:00 <FOBZTA> You can't do that here
08:18:00 <Jeffers> doctors
08:18:00 <FOBZTA> Ppl get grumpy over whois next here
08:18:00 <Wookie> love bulk billing places
08:18:00 <Wookie> true
08:18:00 <Jeffers> looooool
08:18:00 <dudz> good morning
08:18:00 <Jeffers> free doctors
08:18:00 <Wookie> was at the hospital with my nephew
08:19:00 <Wookie> and this old woman go tmad coz they admitted isaac first
08:19:00 <Jeffers> lololololol
08:19:00 <Wookie> hes 5 and had a broken finger
08:19:00 <FOBZTA> Some places charge if you don't rock up too, that's the auto bulk billing
08:19:00 <Wookie> u can wait bitch while they sort this broken finger out lol
08:19:00 <Jeffers> hahaahahah
08:19:00 <dudz> yeah, mainly he's part of your family Wookie , so that old bitch can step aside and wait :P
08:19:00 <Wookie> trur
08:20:00 <Jeffers> DUDZ
08:20:00 <Jeffers> DUDLEY DOO
08:20:00 <Wookie> but he was screaming and his finger and hand was turning blue
08:20:00 <FOBZTA> Next agenda soon breakfast
08:20:00 <Wookie> obviously he needed medical attention on the spot
08:20:00 <Wookie> what was funnier was it was at the childrens hospital
08:21:00 <Jeffers> Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz
08:21:00 <dudz> all you had to do was say to me 'me nephew' then thats it, the doors open, everyone else gets chucked out.
08:21:00 <Wookie> i had to step in before my sis in law decked her
08:21:00 <dudz> :P
08:21:00 <Jeffers> and all the girlies say dudleys pretty fly for a white guy
08:21:00 <Wookie> sorry mam but i think the child needs to be tended too
08:22:00 <Wookie> dr asked her wat she wanted and she just wanted oxycodone lol he sent her next door
08:22:00 <dudz> people who take that kind of thing are sad
08:22:00 <Wookie> mmhmm
08:22:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
08:23:00 <Jeffers> dudzzz
08:23:00 <Wookie> i only will take it if my pain level is very high
08:23:00 <dudz> yeah
08:23:00 <Jeffers> SO SHE DOES TAKE IT
08:23:00 <Jeffers> got a stash in cupboard
08:23:00 <Wookie> me?
08:23:00 <Wookie> i did about a year ago coz of tennis elbow
08:23:00 <Jeffers> hhahahaha
08:23:00 <Jeffers> tennis elbow
08:23:00 <Wookie> but i stopped coz i hated the feeling of being high
08:24:00 <Wookie> threw it out on the 1st day
08:24:00 <Jeffers> nope
08:24:00 <Jeffers> u still takeit
08:24:00 <Wookie> hell no
08:24:00 <Wookie> only thing i take now is ibuprofene and codeine
08:24:00 <Wookie> i refuse to have oxycodone in the house
08:24:00 <Jeffers> cuz u might go to jail if police findit
08:25:00 <Wookie> why would they want to raid the house
08:25:00 <Wookie> im not doing anything illegal
08:25:00 <Jeffers> i dont know
08:25:00 <Wookie> and 2 its dr prescribed just like duromine which im taking
08:25:00 <Wookie> so im not breaking my parole conds they know im taking the phentermine
08:25:00 <Jeffers> whats that for
08:26:00 <dudz> <3
08:26:00 <Wookie> hunger suppressant
08:26:00 <dudz> i'm trying to find a job this week
08:26:00 <Jeffers> nah nah why dont you get a job
08:26:00 <Wookie> i think i start work for the dole either this week or next
08:26:00 <Wookie> again
08:28:00 <Jeffers> ROFL
08:28:00 <Jeffers> fuck that shit
08:28:00 <Wookie> like i have a choice
08:28:00 <Jeffers> get a J.o.B
08:28:00 <Jeffers> LOL
08:28:00 <Wookie> u get a job
08:28:00 <Jeffers> nah
08:28:00 <Wookie> rude dickhead
08:28:00 <Jeffers> i am currently disabled
08:29:00 <Wookie> yeh coz your stupidity is your disability
08:29:00 <Jeffers> what it sais on my dsp papers anyway
08:29:00 <dudz> this girl from school i'm gonna see this week i hope,
08:30:00 <Jeffers> d$p
08:32:00 <Wookie> haha
08:32:00 <Wookie> http://blog.petflow.com/my-bird-is-having-a-temper-tantrum-and-its-hilarious/
08:34:00 <Jeffers> why arent you on dsp wooks
08:34:00 <Wookie> coz im NOT considered disabled
08:35:00 <Jeffers> i am
08:35:00 <Jeffers> i am a disabled pensioner
08:36:00 <Wookie> good for you
08:36:00 <Wookie> i dont mind the work for the dole thig
08:36:00 <Jeffers> why
08:36:00 <Jeffers> i get to sit on my butt and get more than you do working for it
08:36:00 <Wookie> coz i get out of te house away from dickheads like u for about 8 hrs
08:38:00 <dudz> right!
08:38:00 <dudz> so whoes up for some 90wpm text
08:38:00 <Wookie> i would but i am going to go out soon
08:38:00 <dudz> nice
08:38:00 <dudz> got a direction .o/
08:38:00 <Wookie> yah
08:38:00 <dudz> i need one of thoe :>
08:38:00 <Wookie> dr then mums to drop my neices pressie off
08:39:00 <Wookie> shes 6 tomorrow n i got 2 appts
08:39:00 <dudz> happy 6th :>
08:39:00 <Wookie> lol yeh i feel old
08:40:00 <dudz> i need to get out of my room
08:40:00 <Jeffers> what did u get
08:41:00 <dudz> cya's :)
08:41:00 <Jeffers> dudley spew
08:53:00 <Ana_Ng> dudzglennwookie
08:57:00 <Jeffers> ana the stinkin one
08:58:00 <Jeffers> lolz
08:58:00 <Jeffers> yeppers
08:59:00 <Ana_Ng> out here in the states we had a championship softball game that was won on a strikeout
09:01:00 <Jeffers> softball is womens baseball
09:01:00 <Jeffers> its gay
09:01:00 <Ana_Ng> so the pitcher throws the ball and if the batter misses, or doesnt swing at a good pitch, its a strike
09:01:00 <Ana_Ng> each batter gets 3
09:01:00 <Ana_Ng> but theres a rule, if the catcher drops the third strike
09:02:00 <Ana_Ng> that batter can run to first, and has to be tagged out
09:02:00 <Jeffers> batter
09:02:00 <Jeffers> battered fish?
09:03:00 <Ana_Ng> so the teams were tied, the home team was up, which means if they score, they win. the batter struck out
09:03:00 <Ana_Ng> catcher dropped the ball, threw to first, oops missed, two more throwing errors and she ended up scoring
09:04:00 <Ana_Ng> that is highly unusual
09:04:00 <Ana_Ng> unlike football
09:05:00 <Ana_Ng> a retard chicken could play that
09:05:00 <Ana_Ng> i dont know if there is an equivalent in cricket
09:13:00 <Ana_Ng> what do you hover over
09:16:00 <Ana_Ng> fun
09:22:00 <Wookie> sorry dudz im here
09:22:00 <Wookie> i got her a pair of gold studs heart shaped with cubic zurconia diamonds
09:23:00 <Wookie> away [r: drs then mums]
09:23:00 <Wookie> bbl
09:23:00 <lx> 1,0 We'll still be here1,0 Wookie...
09:29:00 <Jeffers> ....ah huh.....
10:24:00 <Jeffers> big stinkin ana
10:25:00 <Ana_Ng> little fragrant jeffers
10:27:00 <Jeffers> LOLS
10:37:00 <Ana_Ng> his poo poo smells like roses
10:50:00 <Jeffers> hehehehe yeps
12:38:00 <dudz> right!
13:12:00 <Wookie> back [r: drs then mums] [3h49m54s]
14:12:00 <Jeffers> Skirmish
14:12:00 <Jeffers> Is it true you got hacked
14:23:00 <Skirmish> If I were hacked I know nothing about it.
14:25:00 <dudz> hi of the internet nickname Skirmish , sir variety
14:50:00 <Skirmish> Afternoon dudz. Apologies for my late reply. Bacon and cheese toasted wholegrain roll time.
15:11:00 <dudz> awesome
15:12:00 <dudz> so Skirmish i'm an i.t man
15:12:00 <dudz> thats the way you will see me from now on, is that clear?
15:12:00 <dudz> just to convince you this, then i'll enter into my new pathway career
15:12:00 <dudz> if i use forceful tactics such as being right up in your face, that kind of thing you respect hey?
15:13:00 <dudz> 'YA GOT IT?, IM IN THE I.T INDUSTRY NOW, IS THAT CLEAR?' ? :)
15:13:00 <Skirmish> ok
15:13:00 <dudz> if i come down to your work and yell at you, would you respect me?
15:14:00 <dudz> i'd have to be made an example of perhaps
15:14:00 <dudz> i mean, i know i got some respect in different areas, i just wasn't sure if you thought of me as knowledgable in the i.t field, that is where i feel like i belong
15:15:00 <dudz> i could start on the floor, if i can see ways of advancing i can pull myself intot hose places, just to get someone else to take the floor and keep that clean for me etc
15:16:00 <dudz> then i don't need to worry about how clean the floor is, i can focus on other things
15:16:00 <dudz> focus on not being around thef loor so much, hang around elevators and stuff
15:16:00 <dudz> get on elevators, travel between different departments
15:17:00 <dudz> smile at females
15:18:00 <dudz> its just that i smoke, thats something i guess i need to either continually find new ways of feeling comfortable about doing it, or stop doing it and just conform
15:19:00 <dudz> anyway
15:19:00 <Skirmish> If you came down to my work and yelled at me I would probably video it for youtube.
15:19:00 <dudz> hehe
15:19:00 <dudz> yeah thats cool that you don't feel threatend by me though, i don't want you to need to feel that, we talk shit out like men
15:20:00 <dudz> men talk about things like their emotions and bunnies
15:21:00 <dudz> satisfied with themselves and comfortable enough to the state that they know whats going on around them
15:21:00 <dudz> finding that constant level of alertness thats required for whatever it is your doing
15:22:00 <dudz> knowing where that is, fine tunning it through longterm exposure and thinking and discusions.
15:22:00 <dudz> muscle exercise of the mind and body.
15:30:00 <dudz> dudzust :P
15:30:00 <dudz> dudzust dust?
15:31:00 <dudz> haha you just said ok anyway and didn't go into any of that shit i typed hey Skirmish :)
15:31:00 <dudz> :>
15:32:00 <dudz> evening Glenn
15:43:00 <Skirmish> dudz: I scanned what you wrote before replying.
15:48:00 <Jeffers> glennn
15:48:00 <Jeffers> glen
15:48:00 <Jeffers> !!!
15:48:00 <dudz> arh yep cool
15:49:00 <dudz> didn't apeal to much internal need for anything, you were happy with how i handled it all and fine to leave me to it? :P
15:49:00 <BlackDevil> Jeffers = kumiva
15:49:00 <Wookie> lol
15:50:00 <dudz> good evening Wookie
15:50:00 <Wookie> hey dudz
15:51:00 <Jeffers> nope
15:51:00 <dudz> i'm starving
15:51:00 <Jeffers> not kuniva here
15:51:00 <Wookie> yeh u are cradel
15:51:00 <Jeffers> im jeff
15:53:00 <BlackDevil> thats your bitch name from jail?
15:53:00 <Wookie> i know right Glenn
15:53:00 <Wookie> lol BD
15:53:00 <dudz> so Wookie , long meaningful emails, or short, quick responces, both are needed hey
15:54:00 <dudz> you can build the long meaninful from the shrot quick's hey
15:54:00 <dudz> *meaningful
15:54:00 <dudz> *short quicks
15:54:00 <Wookie> you can do both lol
15:54:00 <dudz> you as in, me, or as in, anyone?
15:54:00 <Wookie> i go short and sweet depending on who im emailing
15:54:00 <dudz> arh yep
15:55:00 <dudz> yeah the short quicks, thats what people want the most hey
15:55:00 <dudz> keeps them doing shits, or the long and meaningful ones when they arn't so bussy, apreciated during those times
15:55:00 <Wookie> maybe but sometimes i find they want long
15:55:00 <dudz> to figure out when though
16:07:00 <Skirmish> Jeffers: How is you and your new boyfriend getting along? Do you think the relationship will go somewhere?
16:13:00 <dudz> certain points ay
16:14:00 <Skirmish> Jeffers needs to understand that getting a vhost has ruined all chances of him ever avoiding people knowing who he is.
16:15:00 <Wookie> hes prolly with his bf :P
16:15:00 <Skirmish> "Nah I am someone completely different, with the same vhost" *facepalm*
16:15:00 <Wookie> lol
16:17:00 <Jeffers> ill just dissconect it
16:18:00 <Skirmish> So you now admit you are Kuniva.
16:18:00 <Skirmish> You are easily in the top 3 dumbest people to EVER have logged into austnet since I started chatting here.
16:19:00 <Jeffers> too bad skirmish
16:19:00 <Jeffers> that name doesnt ring any bells round here
16:19:00 <Jeffers> cant get me banned just because its what u think should be done
16:20:00 <Jeffers> u dumb faggot.
16:20:00 <Jeffers> my goons do the work for me
16:20:00 <milk> ops for elvis!
16:21:00 <Wookie> what goons?
16:21:00 <Wookie> your fingers arent goons
16:22:00 <Jeffers> dont you warry wookie
16:24:00 <milk> https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/
16:24:00 <Wookie> lolol
16:24:00 <Jeffers> ?????????
16:24:00 <Jeffers> u already whispered that to me glenn
16:25:00 <Wookie> haha
18:20:00 <Brax> hey, glen
18:42:00 <lusus_naturae> Hey hi ho ho ho
18:55:00 <Skirmish> Evening lusus_naturae.
18:59:00 <James> Skirmish
18:59:00 <James> Skirmish: how are you?
18:59:00 <Skirmish> Living the dream James.
19:05:00 <dudz> dream you say
20:47:00 <gremlinz> cheers
20:47:00 <Brax> gremlinz hows you doing bud
20:48:00 <gremlinz> catching up on some d/l tv atm
20:49:00 <Brax> noice
20:49:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0azxS5FTpY
20:49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Netsky - Your Way (Feb 5, 2010) 6:02 - Category: Music - 1,177,316 - 6,925 likes (98.7%), 89 dislikes (1.3%)
20:50:00 <Brax> when you have a job, and you work over time and everything , and you do more hour shifts , and you earn more money tax , gets some money
20:50:00 <Brax> half of the money, and some you get back
20:50:00 <Brax> and thats bs
20:51:00 <Brax> Dont you , recon Glenn n gremlinz
20:52:00 <Brax> yes, but , remember one thing Glenn, if you work over time, and half , the tax takes most of your money.
20:52:00 <Brax> and they give you some money back
20:52:00 <Brax> but alittle.
20:54:00 <Brax> ... Oh
20:55:00 <Brax> well theres tons of jobs, out there but some of the jobs , are done online now
20:55:00 <Brax> its fucked.
20:55:00 <Brax> mother of a cunts.
20:55:00 <Brax> lol
20:56:00 <Brax> I asked for a job, at woolies. but they said online only
20:56:00 <Brax> :/
20:56:00 <Brax> Like what the fuck
21:13:00 <Cath^> hi there Glenn
21:33:00 <dudz> there once was a cath
22:02:00 <lusus_naturae> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygam6uXgI-w
22:02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Loophole by Garfunkel and Oates VOSTFR (Date not found) 4:41 - Category: Music - 340,788 - 1,140 likes (93.3%), 82 dislikes (6.7%)
22:04:00 <lusus_naturae> that's NSFW by the way folks
22:14:00 <lo> hello
22:14:00 <lo> :)
22:15:00 <hhhsjfjdj> Pisstopher
22:15:00 <lo> what
22:17:00 <hhhsjfjdj> wanna sniff my balls cunt
22:18:00 <lo> pussy is my food
22:18:00 <lo> so no
22:18:00 <hhhsjfjdj> but you never had any
22:18:00 <hhhsjfjdj> lol
22:18:00 <lo> i havent tried
22:20:00 <hhhsjfjdj> when was the last time you ate a pussy
22:20:00 <hhhsjfjdj> or have u ever eat one
22:21:00 <lo> 5 years
22:21:00 <milk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tasmanian_devil
22:21:00 <hhhsjfjdj> 5 years since u ate a pussy lol
22:22:00 <lo> well so what
22:23:00 <hhhsjfjdj> you are never gonna eat pussy again
22:23:00 <hhhsjfjdj> coz even if you paid for a whore 1 day
22:23:00 <hhhsjfjdj> you would not eat her pussy
22:23:00 <lo> its to quanity its quality
22:23:00 <hhhsjfjdj> you will never taste vagina again
22:24:00 <lo> k
22:25:00 <hhhsjfjdj> but u can sniff my balls cunt
22:25:00 <lo> hi Silent
22:26:00 <lo> nah man
23:07:00 <Excessive> 4http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/media/listen.htm?show=listen
23:19:00 <lo> hi katatonic_kate01
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
23:20:00 <lo> how r u
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> better that i'm at home :D
23:20:00 <slope> you forgot to say peeeeeeeeeeeps
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> you?
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahhh the peeping days are OVER!
23:20:00 <lo> good
23:21:00 <slope> why>
23:21:00 <slope> why over
23:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> because
23:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's in the past?
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> time to move on ?
23:22:00 <lo> u been away from home kate?
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have
23:23:00 <lo> busy times huh?
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed!
23:23:00 <lo> :/
23:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep that too
23:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
23:37:00 <lusus_naturae> I'd go for Aloysius but I can never remember how to spell it
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> I love the name Atticus
23:37:00 <lo> hi Glenn
23:38:00 <lusus_naturae> I can only think of counting beads when I see Atticus
23:38:00 <dudz> night all <3
23:38:00 <lo> nite
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