// #sydney — 2014-06-19
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07:42:00 <Wookie> hey MJ
08:18:00 <Wookie> bbl
08:18:00 <lx> 1,0 Hurry back1,0 Wookie...
08:18:00 <Wookie> away [r: gone to a funeral]
08:33:00 <bLuE_DiAmONd> morning Glenn
08:34:00 <bLuE_DiAmONd> oops guess its bye Glenn ahave to dash
09:46:00 <beagle> hey
09:46:00 <beagle> who has battlefield 3 ?
09:46:00 <beagle> good morning btw
09:46:00 <beagle> have your coffee and smoke and weetbix
09:46:00 <beagle> :P
09:46:00 <Ana_Ng> beagles
09:46:00 <beagle> hi ana
09:47:00 <beagle> yeah im installing a game .. i aint played games for like 2 years
09:47:00 <beagle> cause i didnt upgrade my computer
09:47:00 <beagle> :/
09:47:00 <beagle> i won $4000 thought it wasnt enough for too much wanted and got stupid enough to put it back in
09:47:00 <beagle> :(
09:47:00 <beagle> :) still kept $2000
10:02:00 <beagle> on camera in front of 50 people i didnt know my chair was on the right of me and still recall flying down onto my ass looking up at the cam
10:02:00 <beagle> i was very drunk.
10:02:00 <beagle> that way didnt feel it
11:05:00 <lo> morning
11:05:00 <beagle> morn
11:11:00 <lo> hi Glenn
11:33:00 <JedStar> Morning all
15:04:00 <Wookie> away [r: Quick Away]
15:18:00 <jeff0s> immers!
15:19:00 <jeff0s> RewOP BrOthEr of MiNE
15:19:00 <jeff0s> yeh bro
15:19:00 <jeff0s> !!
17:25:00 <Skirmish> Evening to all.
17:30:00 <Dingo> Hi
17:46:00 <Wookie> back [r: Quick Away] [2h41m27s]
17:48:00 <Dingo> Hi Glenn
17:49:00 <Skirmish> Evening Glenn
17:54:00 <MarcoPierreWhite> Skirmish
17:54:00 <MarcoPierreWhite> Skirmish how are you?
17:54:00 <Skirmish> I’m fantastic.
17:55:00 <Dingo> Glenn how come you still go to 30&4X's?
17:56:00 <Dingo> they didnt want me there then it started to drop in numbers
17:57:00 <Dingo> like other channels they didnt like my humour
17:58:00 <Dingo> but I was always the one to motivate and kick start them when thibgs dried up
17:59:00 <Skirmish> Facebook is offline? Society is breaking down as we speak.
17:59:00 <cortex> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
17:59:00 <Dingo> Glenn politics is just about the last thing they talk about
17:59:00 <Skirmish> Glenn: The people that populate those channels don’t have views. They are simpletons who collect with a similar ilk.
18:00:00 <Dingo> have you guys been there?
18:00:00 <cortex> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
18:01:00 <Dingo> steep+
18:02:00 <Skirmish> Being a regular in those channels would be very similar to voluntarily committing yourself to a mental hospital for 3 days.
18:02:00 <Wookie> wtf is up with cortex
18:02:00 <Skirmish> Ban it and we don’t need to find out.
18:03:00 <Wookie> lol
18:03:00 <Dingo> and you think 30& 4X's is great
18:03:00 <Dingo> boy
18:03:00 <Wookie> walk away for 5 mins
18:03:00 <Skirmish> Dingo: You’re not used to constant rejection from women of all ages?
18:04:00 <Dingo> and you are Skirmish
18:04:00 <Dingo> Id give up and commit hurri curri if I were you
18:04:00 <Skirmish> …. sorry I didn’t realise you’d given your pc to a 9yo.
18:05:00 <Skirmish> Hi Dingo how was school today? Learn much?
18:05:00 <Dingo> I cant remember how many times ive had you on ignore
18:05:00 <Dingo> add this to them
18:05:00 <Skirmish> If you learnt to count past the number of fingers you have then maybe you could tell me.
18:06:00 <dudz> evening
18:06:00 <Skirmish> Hi dudz
18:06:00 <Wookie> i dunno about you lot but trading insults is what kids do :P
18:07:00 <Skirmish> I like to win.
18:07:00 <Wookie> on a good day ill do it but yeh
18:08:00 <Skirmish> It is like beating baby seals with a bat though. They aren’t much of a challenge.
18:08:00 <dudz> hey Skirmish
18:08:00 <dudz> so i'm 29 today
18:08:00 <Skirmish> Happy Birthday dudz.
18:08:00 <dudz> i got a reason today perhaps for everything to be about me?
18:08:00 <dudz> :)
18:09:00 <cortex> give him ur strapon skirmish
18:09:00 <JedStar> happy bday dudz
18:10:00 <dudz> <3
18:10:00 <dudz> thanks guys/girls
18:11:00 <JedStar> hahahah
18:11:00 <JedStar> How is everyone on this fine day??
18:11:00 <cortex> anal
18:12:00 <JedStar> very anal by the looks of it :-)
18:12:00 <Skirmish> cortex: Surely you of all people know that strap ons shouldn’t be handed around. That is how disease spreads.
18:12:00 <JedStar> lol Skirmish
18:12:00 <Skirmish> I’m chillin and ‘illin at work.
18:12:00 <Skirmish> 10hrs and 45mins to go.
18:12:00 <cortex> took him 20 mins to think of that
18:12:00 <JedStar> That's gotta suck a little Skirmish..... What do you do??
18:13:00 <Skirmish> Looking after customs tonight on the harbour.
18:13:00 <JedStar> LOL
18:13:00 <JedStar> That would be pretty simple hey???
18:13:00 <Skirmish> It’s not going to be a challenging night unless someone on one of the ships doesn’t want to play by the rules.
18:14:00 <JedStar> Fair enough
18:14:00 <JedStar> How does one not play by the "rules"
18:16:00 <Skirmish> Don’t do as instructed. Have items that are considered illegal to bring into our waters despite directions from their agent.
18:16:00 <Skirmish> Want to pretend its a cheap Van Damme movie.
18:16:00 <Skirmish> Lots of ways.
18:19:00 <JedStar> Fair enough then
18:21:00 <Skirmish> Got crew streaming off the berths here at the moment.
18:22:00 <Wookie> ;/ fussy cat
18:28:00 <Skirmish> So what is planned for everyone’s friday evening?
18:41:00 <Wookie> prolly fighting a losing battle with my blood sugar level
18:41:00 <Wookie> hippo birdy dudz
18:41:00 <Wookie> mines on sat
18:42:00 <dudz> does anyone want a weekend delivery job in an indian rsturant at caringbah?
18:42:00 <dudz> pm me i'll forward you the deets
18:42:00 <dudz> thanks Wookie <3
18:43:00 <Wookie> <3 did you have a good day
18:44:00 <dudz> nope :)
18:44:00 <Wookie> ;/
18:44:00 <dudz> hopefully have a good evening though
18:44:00 <Wookie> i have to spend mine with a drunk
18:44:00 <dudz> heading out with parents and bro and sis soon to como pub for dinner and drinks
18:44:00 <Wookie> and i cant drink until i sort my bsl out
18:44:00 <dudz> bsl?
18:44:00 <Wookie> blood sugar level
18:44:00 <Lumeah> man no goods..
18:44:00 <Wookie> <------ diabetic
18:44:00 <dudz> gosh
18:45:00 <Wookie> yeh its pissing me off Lumeah
18:45:00 <dudz> you coming out tonight Lumeah ?
18:45:00 <dudz> 1hr drive out to como
18:45:00 <dudz> :P
18:45:00 <dudz> extremly short notice
18:48:00 <Lumeah> extreamly dudzy
18:49:00 <dudz> hehe
18:49:00 <dudz> sorry i didn't put much thought into it
18:50:00 <dudz> just spoke to parents when i got home and discussed it
18:50:00 <dudz> had no phone credit in ages, not that i generally use phones anyway
18:50:00 <dudz> for my birthday i want to be able to talk more to people
18:50:00 <dudz> thats a good one to ask for
18:50:00 <dudz> instead of just being an irc junkie
18:50:00 <dudz> i'm off now, mum just announced
18:50:00 <dudz> bbl, thanks everyone <3
18:50:00 <lx> 1,0 It'll be quiet without you1,0 dudz...
18:52:00 <Lumeah> will be
18:52:00 <Lumeah> have fun dudzy
18:52:00 <slope> dudz
18:52:00 <slope> bday on irc lol... what a life
18:53:00 <Wookie> have fun
18:53:00 <Lumeah> he's going out!
18:53:00 <Wookie> yeh
18:54:00 <Skirmish> Ignorant people are easily my number one pet hate.
18:54:00 <Wookie> narrow minded ones lol get up my nose
18:55:00 <Skirmish> I don’t mind narrow minded if they at least have an educated opinion regarding their stance.
18:55:00 <Skirmish> Ignorant people though that just talk shit and think it validates them. I want to shoot them in the face.
18:55:00 <Wookie> true
18:55:00 <Wookie> i saw someone post today before i went out
18:56:00 <Wookie> about how their life was a total farce... but she gets on with life by listening only to backstreet boys...
18:56:00 <Wookie> right
19:01:00 <Skirmish> BACK STREETS BACK … ALRIGHT!
19:01:00 <Wookie> thats the one
19:02:00 <Skirmish> I have found music to be a great soother of a broken heart in my younger years before I just came to realise that no matter what happened I am far too attractive to ever be alone.
19:02:00 <Skirmish> Never backstreet boys though.
19:02:00 <Wookie> haha
19:02:00 <Wookie> im diverse when it comes to music
19:02:00 <slope> he's not going anywhere
19:02:00 <Wookie> i got over 8k worth
19:02:00 <slope> maybe to maccas to buy some food
19:03:00 <Wookie> but i have been doing online things for BSB
19:03:00 <Wookie> so i cop the why do u listn to o-town
19:03:00 <Wookie> ok so i may do stuff for them but hell i love other music
19:05:00 <Wookie> meh time to go back on duromine
19:05:00 <Wookie> i dont want to
19:07:00 <Skirmish> How long have you been off it?
19:07:00 <Wookie> just over a month
19:07:00 <Skirmish> Makes ze wiminz skitz that stuff.
19:07:00 <slope> why take it then?
19:07:00 <Skirmish> How many mg?
19:07:00 <Wookie> 40mg
19:07:00 <Skirmish> That’s not too bad.
19:07:00 <Wookie> i lost weight on it
19:07:00 <Wookie> but i ran out
19:07:00 <Wookie> waiting for pay day and ill get more
19:07:00 <Skirmish> $100+ a box is a bit rough.
19:08:00 <Wookie> 125
19:08:00 <Skirmish> slope: Do you know what it is?
19:08:00 <Wookie> n not covered
19:08:00 <slope> why are so many people here on meds?
19:08:00 <slope> would be 95% of austnet
19:08:00 <Wookie> by the medicare
19:08:00 <Skirmish> Wookie: Old friends I don’t speak to anymore used to go on that and not take breaks.
19:09:00 <Wookie> they say 30 days on and a week off
19:09:00 <Wookie> then start again
19:09:00 <Skirmish> slope: Do you have any other stats you’ve pulled from your bottom?
19:10:00 <Wookie> but we moved in between and had to pay rent up front here so i havent gotten around to get more
19:10:00 <Skirmish> Wookie: She was on 100mg so she should have been having a loooong break. She was taking it for months at a time. Dropped lots of weight … was bat shit crazy though.
19:10:00 <slope> Skirmish not really but at least I can see mine
19:10:00 <Wookie> oh it kills the urge to eat but prolong use gives you ulcers
19:11:00 <Wookie> and the side effects well
19:11:00 <Skirmish> slope: You should begin to write a diary. After a few years we can turn it into a book. “The life of the stupid”.
19:11:00 <Skirmish> We’ll make hundreds of dollars.
19:11:00 <Wookie> lol
19:14:00 <slope> Skirmish hows your kid by the way?
19:14:00 <Skirmish> He’s fantastic. Thanks for asking.
19:17:00 <Wookie> lil male behind me in the chapel today cut a loud fart
19:17:00 <Wookie> right when they had the silence for a min
19:17:00 <Wookie> ;/
19:17:00 <Wookie> bro looked at me
19:17:00 <Wookie> then other and then older bros wife and mum who was sitting next to me
19:17:00 <Wookie> mum leans in oi did u fart jax
19:17:00 <Wookie> i go nope
19:17:00 <Wookie> lady behind me goes that was my son
19:18:00 <Wookie> ;/
19:18:00 <slope> yep you need meds
19:18:00 <Wookie> ok i admit i fart but ffs not at a funeral
19:18:00 <Wookie> !slope, stfu already
19:18:00 <Wookie> or a -nokick ban will be set
19:28:00 <Element[a]> oh no.. not the "-nokick"
19:34:00 <Skirmish> So I am told Wookie is a convicted drug smuggler. Is that how you get ops these days? Where have the good old days where you just rewted someone gone?
19:34:00 <Wookie> i was offered them?
19:34:00 <Wookie> and so what if i have a crim conviction
19:35:00 <Wookie> noones perfect
19:35:00 <Skirmish> Lots of people are.
19:35:00 <Wookie> and 2 it was a conspiracy charge
19:35:00 <Element[a]> looolllllllllllllllllll @ Wookie is a loser
19:35:00 <Wookie> coz nothing ever got into the country the person who is tellin u this shoudl get their facts right
19:35:00 <Element[a]> plz sir dnt thren me wifr ur n0Ob "-nokick" ban.
19:35:00 <Skirmish> They seem to be linked me the news reports of your arrest.
19:36:00 <Element[a]> /chanop ban # nick -nokick
19:36:00 <Element[a]> oh shit!
19:36:00 <Wookie> yeh almost 4 years ago now
19:36:00 <Wookie> i did the crime and still doing the time
19:36:00 <Wookie> theres no issue until the day i get off parole in 5 months time
19:36:00 <Wookie> i didnt realise u had to be perfect to have ops here
19:37:00 <Skirmish> You don’t have to be perfect …. convicted attempted drug smuggler though. That tops a lot of the rest of things I have heard people have done on irc.
19:38:00 <Skirmish> Probably guys within the dept I work in that were involved in your case! Will have to write the name down and ask the next time I have to go to Sydney.
19:38:00 <Wookie> im not in syd
19:38:00 <malcum> bert is here
19:38:00 <Wookie> u can try....
19:38:00 <Wookie> our case is been and gone
19:38:00 <Wookie> and yeh i was in the newspaper so?
19:40:00 <Skirmish> I work for a branch of customs. We move around.
19:42:00 <Wookie> right
19:42:00 <Wookie> well i dont plan to move anywhere interstate or overseas at all
19:43:00 <Skirmish> Was just asking anyway. Relax.
19:43:00 <Wookie> thats the thing
19:43:00 <Wookie> you make a mistake
19:43:00 <Wookie> others push you around and so on reminding you of that fuck up
19:43:00 <Wookie> guess what im stuck with a damn conviction for life
19:44:00 <Skirmish> Realisations that could have saved you from being in this position if you had of had them 5 years ago.
19:44:00 <Wookie> well yeh but i didnt
19:44:00 <Wookie> and its a mistake we learnt from
19:46:00 <Wookie> and element instead of trying to find out what mirc im using why dont u ask
19:46:00 <Wookie> instead of doing the whole whois what not me
19:46:00 <dynamo> How can I ask when you have me on ignore you ugly fat dog
19:46:00 <dynamo> I'll find out my onw way and if you don't like it... go fuck yourself.
19:47:00 <Wookie> `kick dynamo
19:47:00 <dynamo> oh no! plz sirt dont kick me
19:47:00 <Skirmish> I think someone needs to rethink ops ….
19:47:00 <slope> so do I Skirmish
19:47:00 <dynamo> your kicks and bans are weak just like your mum when we fucked her in the arse in your bed.
19:47:00 <slope> ops have failed on every main chan on this server
19:47:00 <Wookie> so delete me i dont care
19:48:00 <Skirmish> slope: I disagree.
19:48:00 <Skirmish> I think they are working well in #melbourne.
19:48:00 <slope> thats you Skirmish you don't know much
19:48:00 <Skirmish> I know plenty.
19:48:00 <slope> wrong
19:49:00 <dynamo> looooooolllllllllllllllllll @ Wookie go fuck yourself cunt
19:49:00 <dynamo> rip out your spine mother fucker
19:50:00 <ShooterMcGavin> Jack, Jack, Jackie
19:51:00 <Skirmish> … import 500kg of Weed. That’s a LOT of weed! How did you expect to pull that off?
19:51:00 <lusus_naturae> I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
19:51:00 <Resool> HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dudz :)
19:51:00 <ShooterMcGavin> rofl
19:51:00 <Skirmish> How is world cup fever going in France lusus_naturae?
19:51:00 <ShooterMcGavin> you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
19:53:00 <lusus_naturae> ..... No
19:53:00 <lusus_naturae> Yo Skirmish: we got mad props
19:53:00 <lusus_naturae> everyone's laughing how we are better than spain
19:55:00 <slope> spain sucks
21:24:00 <Cath^> wb Glenn ;)
21:24:00 <Skirmish> I got a notification you were looking for me a few days ago Glenn. Anything important?
21:25:00 <Skirmish> No worries.
21:27:00 <Cath^> yeah yeah ;)
21:28:00 <Cath^> thanks..you made my app shit itself lol
21:29:00 <Cath^> man up..at least you could have kicked me yourself sheesh
21:31:00 <Cath^> this game is pissing me off
21:31:00 <Cath^> o.o
21:31:00 <Cath^> clearly
21:32:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Hayne try
21:32:00 <Cath^> c'mon!
21:35:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Hodges hits like a girl
21:35:00 <Cath^> lol
21:36:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Fuk
21:37:00 <Cath^> grrrr!!
21:37:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> He was paying $55 to try
21:37:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Lol
21:37:00 <Cath^> yes!!!!!
21:37:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Hayne the man
21:37:00 <Cath^> woohoo
21:38:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Boyld or Hayne to try
21:39:00 <Cath^> c'mon c'mon!
21:39:00 <Cath^> I can feel a try coming
21:40:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Blue way
21:41:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Blind passing Idiot
21:42:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Phew
21:42:00 <Cath^> nice save
21:43:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Unlucky
21:49:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Idiot
21:51:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> K
21:52:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Let's get a try in
21:56:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Hayne run u prick
21:56:00 <Skirmish> They need to give him the ball before he can run with it.
21:57:00 <Skirmish> 3 sets of 6 and not once did he touch the ball.
21:57:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Common
21:57:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Go wide
21:57:00 <Cath^> ffs
21:58:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Nsw
21:58:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Formation fuk
21:59:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Yes
22:01:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Lol
22:01:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Another go
22:01:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Thank you
22:01:00 <Cath^> wooooo yeah!
22:02:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Now I need them to kick n hold
22:02:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> For me to win
22:03:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Thank you
22:04:00 <Cath^> haha
22:04:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> No
22:04:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Phew
22:09:00 <Cath^> haha
22:10:00 <Cath^> bring it home boys!!
22:10:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Smash him
22:12:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Penalty or sin bin
22:13:00 <Cath^> 1 minute!!
22:14:00 <Skirmish> What is the score now?
22:14:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> `topic thank you Nsw blues we love you
22:15:00 <Skirmish> NSW supporters are going to be impossible to deal with now.
22:15:00 <Skirmish> WE WON 1 SERIES OUT OF 9 WE RULE!
22:15:00 <Cath^> lol
22:15:00 <Cath^> woohoo
22:15:00 <Picard> score?
22:15:00 <Cath^> 6-4
22:16:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> GAME OVER
22:16:00 <Picard> nsw won?
22:16:00 <Cath^> oh look at Laurier
22:16:00 <Cath^> -r
22:16:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Set
22:16:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Series
22:16:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Weee
22:16:00 <Cath^> yup
22:16:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃
22:17:00 <Skirmish> Now you just need to win the next 7 years to catch up :)
22:17:00 <Cath^> oi..who's side are you on??
22:17:00 <Cath^> lol
22:18:00 <Picard> nsw are shit
22:18:00 <Cath^> :)
22:18:00 <Picard> lol
22:18:00 <Cath^> look at those fireworks
22:19:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Your shit
22:19:00 <Cath^> Sydney loves a party
22:19:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Should go for a drive
22:19:00 <Skirmish> My birth certificate is issued from Brisbane.
22:19:00 <Cath^> sigh
22:19:00 <Cath^> you can't have everything
22:20:00 <Skirmish> I regret QLD winning for so many years in a row though.
22:20:00 <Skirmish> It's true ... NSW supporters are going to be acting like this levels it all up or something and winning 1 series out of 9 makes up for 8 years of losing. The mind numbing lunacy will be difficult to cope with.
22:21:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Soaking it in
22:41:00 <Excessive> Cathleen lushcious \o.
22:49:00 <Cath^> hey Excessive
22:50:00 <Excessive> soup
22:50:00 <Cath^> just soaking in the blues win..you?
22:51:00 <Excessive> ah, k ......... not much ovah this way ......... jus all the ol usual ..... live eet uppppppp!
22:54:00 <Excessive> did u know yo team was gonnah win?
22:54:00 <Cath^> of course!! haha
22:55:00 <Excessive> shouldah placed a bet
23:03:00 <Silent> hi
23:04:00 <lusus_naturae> hello
23:16:00 <Chris> waaaaa
23:17:00 <Chris> no one arguing, wtf
23:20:00 <Cath^> go the blues!!
23:20:00 <Chris> ahh thats why
23:21:00 <Chris> football or something hey
23:24:00 <Cath^> :/
23:26:00 <Chris> whats wrong Cath?
23:26:00 <FOBZTA_NSW> Bluesss
23:26:00 <lusus_naturae> go the piggers!
23:27:00 <Cath^> you said..football or something
23:27:00 <Chris> haha
23:28:00 <Chris> someones gotta lose
23:28:00 <Cath^> and where were you tonight..clearly not watching the footy
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