// #sydney — 2014-06-12
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00:32:00 <lusus_naturae> mostly true
00:45:00 <Resola> true
03:01:00 <mrwuf> bwahaha
08:06:00 <Dark_Weather> Glenn, Mick ([email protected]) was last seen quitting on #sex 10 hours 7 minutes ago (6.11 21:59) stating: (Quit:) after spending 3 hours 37 minutes there.
08:32:00 <Wookie> lol
09:10:00 <Wookie> haha
09:10:00 <Wookie> its ok
09:10:00 <Wookie> like the male who posted on facebook how he stunk his truck driving instructor out?
09:11:00 <Wookie> it was random
09:11:00 <Wookie> i was already laughing at what pat did to the cops and i saw it and made it worse
09:33:00 <Wookie> nah
09:33:00 <Wookie> 2 coppers came looking for a previous tenant who moved out a yr ago
09:33:00 <Wookie> i opened door and yelled honey... wheres the mail for the person....
09:33:00 <Wookie> he comes running down in his undies
09:34:00 <Wookie> saw the fem cops and ran back to put shorts on
09:34:00 <Wookie> im standing there going omg im so sorry lol
09:36:00 <mandyjane> lol Wookie
09:39:00 <Wookie> the worst thing is
09:39:00 <Wookie> i knew i had to keep that straight face
09:39:00 <Wookie> but i lost it when he came back
09:39:00 <Wookie> "fem cop one: its ok we have seen worse
09:39:00 <Wookie> thats what triggered the giggles
09:40:00 <Wookie> took me a good 2 hrs before i stopped laughing
09:41:00 <Wookie> i thought opening doors to jehovas witnesses and mormons was funny
09:41:00 <Wookie> this one took the cake
10:18:00 <ShadowLurker> i answered to door knockers in the nude once
10:18:00 <ShadowLurker> kept eye contact the whole time like o.o
10:18:00 <ShadowLurker> damn jw's
10:18:00 <mandyjane> lolol
10:19:00 <ShadowLurker> they just kept asking if it was a good time
10:19:00 <Wookie> haha
10:19:00 <ShadowLurker> i said sure n kept engaging them
10:19:00 <ShadowLurker> it was fun
10:19:00 <Wookie> 2 old jws knocked on the door
10:19:00 <Wookie> male opened the door nudie with a hard on
10:19:00 <Wookie> they ran for t
10:20:00 <Wookie> i was hiding behind wall in tears
10:20:00 <ShadowLurker> well suffice to say theyve never been back
10:20:00 <ShadowLurker> lolol
10:20:00 <Wookie> nope they wont now
10:20:00 <Wookie> mormons are worse
10:20:00 <Wookie> lol
10:20:00 <Wookie> hi there i can see your tired
10:20:00 <Wookie> um yeh...
10:20:00 <ShadowLurker> which is upsetting as i had another one planned
10:20:00 <Wookie> haha
10:20:00 <Wookie> 2 mormons turned up
10:20:00 <Wookie> and i opened the door in a towel
10:21:00 <Wookie> one looks me up and down and says i guess we got u coming out of the shower
10:21:00 <Wookie> i shoulda dropped the towel
10:21:00 <ShadowLurker> did you yell "youll have to speak up im wearing a towel"
10:21:00 <Wookie> lol i was tempted to drop it
10:21:00 <ShadowLurker> nah mate this is how i always look
10:21:00 <Wookie> just see the look on their faces
10:22:00 <Wookie> hes bad he opens doors half dressed and itches his balls
10:22:00 <Wookie> the looks we got was like er um yeh we will come back
10:23:00 <Wookie> yeh right...
10:26:00 <Lumeah> uhuh
14:16:00 <lo> yay for 6packs
14:16:00 <lo> :^)
14:17:00 <lo> mandyjane how are u today
14:17:00 <lo> ?
14:19:00 <mandyjane> not bad
14:26:00 <lo> cool
14:27:00 <mandyjane> wbu
14:27:00 <lo> turn old tomorrow
14:27:00 <lo> and only get to see my parents
14:28:00 <Resola> that's old
14:28:00 <lo> well they only ppl i want 2 c
14:28:00 <lo> apart for 1 other
14:28:00 <lo> which will not happen
14:28:00 <Element> lollll
14:28:00 <Element> He's whinging again
14:29:00 <Element> he can't go a full month without whinging.
14:29:00 <Element> HAHAHAHA
14:29:00 <lo> neither can u
14:29:00 <lo> u whinging about my whinging
14:30:00 <lo> lol
14:30:00 <Element> Says the alcoholic LSD drug addict.
14:30:00 <lo> i dont us lsd
14:30:00 <Element> liar.
14:30:00 <lo> no shit lsd is hard to get mate
14:32:00 <lo> no shit i took first one at 21 couldnt get it again for like 7 years later
14:33:00 <lo> and i wish i never did get it again
14:33:00 <Element> Wookie, Watch your mouth mother fucker... you sit there everyday watching the screen like a true loser waiting to kick/ban people.. cause you're a failure in the real world.
14:34:00 <lo> Element list ya hobbys
14:34:00 <lo> ?
14:34:00 <lo> 1 picking on chris
14:34:00 <lo> 2 stalking chris
14:34:00 <lo> 3 trying to ruin chris life
14:35:00 <lo> do u see a pattern here
14:35:00 <Element> 1. I don't pick on you
14:35:00 <lo> bullshit
14:35:00 <Element> 2. I don't stalk you
14:35:00 <Element> 3. You ruin your own life
14:35:00 <lo> just cause i not a slut
14:35:00 <Element> Your mum is.
14:36:00 <lo> your mum is
14:36:00 <lo> i kissed her
14:36:00 <Element> You wish she was.
14:36:00 <lo> fucken loser
14:36:00 <Element> Says the loser.
14:38:00 <lo> says
14:38:00 <lo> liar
14:38:00 <lo> .
14:38:00 <lo> your come backs are old
14:38:00 <Element> What am i lying about Chris?
14:38:00 <lo> who u really are
14:38:00 <Element> And yet you're trying to use them.. cause you're dumb.
14:39:00 <Element> And who am I Chris?
14:39:00 <lo> a slut pissed off i didnt root u
14:39:00 <Element> What?
14:39:00 <Element> Did you just put random words together?
14:39:00 <Wookie> ignore him lo he has nothing else to do
14:39:00 <Element> Wookie, Mind your own business.
14:40:00 <Element> Look out! Wookie thinks it's tough.
14:40:00 <Element> That @ hat means so much to you.
14:40:00 <Element> lollllllll
14:41:00 <Element> Take so long to do a simple ban.. ive seen how you run
14:41:00 <Element> You're like a slow
14:41:00 <Resola> I like your style element
14:42:00 <lo> lol dont Resola
14:42:00 <Resola> piss him off so he wastes time thinking of a creative way to shoot you intead of just plain shooting you
14:42:00 <lo> he is a shoiboinken
14:42:00 <lo> Element the shoiboinken
14:43:00 <Element> /chanop ban #sydney -banmask h Element Wookie is a failure
14:43:00 <lo> cant get real job so his wife is prositute
14:43:00 <Element> oh shit! did I just do that.
14:43:00 <Element> Wookie is so retarded.. it had no idea about that command.
14:43:00 <Element> Wookie thinks -nokick is something special lolllllll
14:44:00 <Element> lo, I'm at work you retard.
14:44:00 <Resola> hey Element what do you think about gay robot marriage?
14:44:00 <lo> yeah dsp irc daily is work
14:45:00 <Element> What?
14:45:00 <Element> I don't get any gov payments
14:45:00 <Element> I work.
14:45:00 <lo> bullshit
14:45:00 <lo> what company u work for
14:45:00 <Element> You're the retard on DSP faking an illness so you don't have to work.
14:45:00 <lo> ?
14:46:00 <lo> how can u fake schizophrenia
14:46:00 <lo> knob jockey
14:46:00 <Element> You're a raging alcoholic drug user refusing to work cause you can't crack a fat lolll
14:46:00 <Element> Even your dad is like you.. a loser.
14:46:00 <lo> Element if u want a root pay for one
14:46:00 <Element> Your mum says she can't stand you.. so that's why she's not coming over tomorrow.
14:46:00 <lo> take it out on someone else
14:47:00 <Element> I don't need a root.. I got my wife. Unlike you.. you're whinging on IRC everyday that you can't get a root and you wish you couild but can'tr cause your dick is so small and floppy it's just laughable.
14:47:00 <Element> No female would ever want to be near you let alone root you.. you're a loser full stop Chris.
14:48:00 <lo> thanx
14:48:00 <Element> You got no idea how to even chat with a female.
14:48:00 <lo> thats cause ur gay Element
14:48:00 <Element> How can I be gay when i'm married to a female?
14:48:00 <Element> You're so dumb.
14:48:00 <lo> blow dogs for quarters Element
14:49:00 <Element> http://pastebin.com/iYZgZGB6
14:50:00 <lo> Element u and you pastebin shows ur stalker
14:51:00 <Element> How does that work?
14:51:00 <Element> You said all this in a channel.. it's public.
14:52:00 <lo> no u made it up
14:54:00 <Element> Did you think that was a neat trick?
14:55:00 <lo> face feels like sand paper
14:55:00 <lo> lol
14:57:00 <Resola> I'll teach you how to talk to women lo
14:57:00 <Resola> basically all you say is this
14:57:00 <Resola> you say hey lady
14:57:00 <Element> colocrossing.com
14:57:00 <Resola> can you dance like this?
14:57:00 <Element> oh shit! how did I find that.
14:57:00 <Element> HAHAHA.
14:58:00 <Element> You think I wouldn't know about it
14:58:00 <Element> I seeeeen you. :)
14:58:00 <lo> what Exo
14:59:00 <lo> i mean Element
14:59:00 <Resola> fucken hell Element
14:59:00 <Element> O!
14:59:00 <Resola> if you had a life would you be on irc paying out lo
14:59:00 <Resola> ???
14:59:00 <Wookie> i can fix that
14:59:00 <Element> If I had a life.. I would have two.
15:01:00 <Element> oh shit man.. you got nothing to come back with from that.
15:01:00 <Element> LoL
15:01:00 <Element> HeLL buRN y0!
15:13:00 <Resola> lol wat
15:16:00 <Wookie> ahhh finally
15:24:00 <Element> looooooollllllllllllllllll @ Wookie
17:12:00 <Wookie> wb
17:17:00 <lo> whats with chicks they fuck ppl with no money
17:17:00 <lo> if they deal drugs
17:17:00 <lo> like
17:17:00 <lo> what if u need help to work again
17:17:00 <lo> and own a home
17:18:00 <lo> where are they then
17:21:00 <lo> if someone paid attention i could be rich
17:22:00 <lo> druggies need not apply
17:22:00 <lo> if u smoke weed
17:22:00 <lo> is alright
17:23:00 <lo> ppl on other drugs are morons
17:25:00 <lo> i bet you ne money u smoke a gram choof
17:25:00 <lo> it will trip out ya mind as much as ice
17:25:00 <lo> just wont keep u awake
17:25:00 <lo> which is a good thing
17:32:00 <Chris> is your brain fried tonight lo?
17:33:00 <Wookie> he always does this
17:33:00 <lo> i got a cold
17:33:00 <lo> and cough
17:33:00 <lo> its pissing me off
17:35:00 <lo> and fb too
17:35:00 <lo> fucken teasing me
17:35:00 <lo> fucken
17:37:00 <Chris> lol
17:38:00 <lo> fucken ps3 sucks
17:38:00 <lo> gta5 is only good when u robb servos
17:38:00 <lo> i gonna make music
17:38:00 <lo> bbl
17:38:00 <lx> 1,0 Bye for now1,0 lo...
17:39:00 <Wookie> back [r: bbiab] [5h51m23s]
17:39:00 <Wookie> er idiot jackie
17:48:00 <dudz> evening
17:49:00 <Wookie> heya dudz
17:50:00 <dudz> hey chaps
17:50:00 <Wookie> ;p
17:54:00 <Dingo> Hi
17:55:00 <Dingo> hiya Glenn
17:55:00 <Dingo> hows the orient?
17:56:00 <Dingo> you reckon they'll find the 370?
17:57:00 <Dingo> any ideas yourself?
17:58:00 <Dingo> yeah by accident one day
17:59:00 <Dingo> you still go into 30&40's?
18:02:00 <Dingo> they didnt like my company and also afr
18:08:00 <lo> hi do u know pop artist iggy
18:08:00 <lo> ?
18:08:00 <lo> azalea
18:09:00 <lo> what song would u remix Glenn
18:09:00 <lo> ?
18:09:00 <lo> i am bored
18:23:00 <Dingo> hey Glenn
18:23:00 <Resool> bye i have to leave normaly i am not online this time
18:34:00 <lo> onlyhumanonAustnet Invalid nickname: Reserved For Services
18:34:00 <lo> lol
18:34:00 <lo> now thats a crock of shit
18:36:00 <lo> so u cant bagg out austnet in ya nickname
18:36:00 <lo> what a load of shit
18:36:00 <lo> half the cunts on here are pedos
18:36:00 <lo> and you got a problem with me
18:37:00 <Dingo> oi Lo
18:37:00 <lo> it is low
18:37:00 <lo> scum on here
18:37:00 <Dingo> wash your mouth out lo
18:38:00 <lo> i am with grog
18:38:00 <Dingo> watch the lingo
18:38:00 <lo> well tell me the truth
18:39:00 <lo> or stop doing what you are doing
18:43:00 <lo> u can blame a married woman
18:43:00 <lo> for my problems
18:43:00 <dudz> blame
18:43:00 <lo> hi dudz
18:43:00 <lo> i waiting on budz
18:44:00 <lo> aurtism.org
18:54:00 <lo> may not have been married
18:54:00 <lo> but she thought get defacto
18:54:00 <lo> take half his shit
18:54:00 <lo> only reason i saw her
18:54:00 <lo> she has to prove other wise
18:55:00 <lo> or this aint earth
18:55:00 <lo> its hell
18:56:00 <lo> i like techno
18:56:00 <lo> but i dont like repeative shit
18:56:00 <lo> so thats why i repeat myself
19:26:00 <lusus_naturae> Hi Ho Silver, Away!
19:37:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> Glenn, Mick is right here!
20:07:00 <lo> so cheap every one gets a go
20:07:00 <lo> ?
20:08:00 <lo> if so thats retarded The_Lone_Deranger
20:08:00 <lo> TheRejectShop
20:09:00 <TheRejectShop> PISSS
20:10:00 <lo> wish TheRejectShop was female than getting called piss would be ok
20:20:00 <lo> fucken blood nose
20:20:00 <lo> blocked
20:20:00 <lo> i mean
20:21:00 <Lumeah> get sone tablets
20:21:00 <lo> they wouldnt give me tablets
20:21:00 <lo> thats what i wanted
20:21:00 <Lumeah> ohh
20:22:00 <Lumeah> bowl hot water vics eucalytus rub ,breath in and out. not to much tho
20:23:00 <lo> like i have that shit
20:23:00 <lo> lol
20:23:00 <Lumeah> :P
20:24:00 <Lumeah> just tryna helps
20:25:00 <lo> i know :)
20:47:00 <lo> sists on overies
20:48:00 <lo> i wish
20:48:00 <lo> now its said
20:48:00 <lo> lets see
20:55:00 <lo> thats to the dyke with the vl
20:55:00 <lo> stole my first car key
20:55:00 <Element> No one cares.
20:56:00 <lo> i had schizoidembalism
20:56:00 <lo> sorrz
20:58:00 <lo> writers block
20:58:00 <lo> nah
20:59:00 <lo> like today was funny ppl dick back flips and jumped of cliffs
20:59:00 <lo> and like heaps of shit happened
20:59:00 <lo> did
20:59:00 <lo> opps
21:03:00 <lo> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/iggy-azalea-techno-slip
21:05:00 <lo> wb
21:05:00 <lo> tis tis emere emere
21:05:00 <lo> riddle
21:05:00 <lo> world drop it
21:05:00 <lo> daint
21:08:00 <dudz> cooking chicken everyone
21:13:00 <lo> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/dirtysonofagun
21:13:00 <lo> this is that song
21:13:00 <lo> jx
21:13:00 <lo> or what not
21:13:00 <lo> but i did it
21:17:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZvUkbX2oVc
21:17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mainline - Narcotic (Aug 21, 2008) 9:02 - Category: Music - 31,495 - 147 likes (98.7%), 2 dislikes (1.3%)
21:23:00 <dudz> hi Zade
21:24:00 <Zade> hello dudz
21:29:00 <FOBZTA> evening
21:48:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSN3Vnql2mw
21:48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lamb - What Sound (Tom Middleton rmx) (Feb 13, 2008) 6:58 - Category: Music - 76,365 - 258 likes (98.9%), 3 dislikes (1.1%)
22:41:00 <lusus_naturae> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iiy5HO4VKEA
22:41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bananarama - Love In The First Degree (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) (Date not found) 3:49 - Category: Music - 161,819 - 572 likes (98.6%), 8 dislikes (1.4%)
22:41:00 <lusus_naturae> some real music
22:42:00 <Jewel> lol
22:43:00 <lusus_naturae> o/~ 'cause I'm guilty (guilty) o/Â~
22:48:00 <Zade> lol
22:56:00 <lo> Jewel 4@3>-;-13├[ΣlLö
22:57:00 <Jewel> aw thanks lo...hello
22:59:00 <lo> 11howz12u
22:59:00 <Jewel> ok and you
22:59:00 <lo> chillin
23:00:00 <Jewel> nice one
23:36:00 <NightOwl1> Hiiiii
23:36:00 <NightOwl1> *crickets*
23:41:00 <lo> click
23:41:00 <lo> space enter
23:42:00 <Lumeah> lol
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