// #sydney — 2014-06-05
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00:00:00 <jasper> full gritz...
00:00:00 <Element> loooooollllllllllllllllllll @ jasper
00:00:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
00:01:00 <Element> jasper/shadsam/fatty, What happened?
00:01:00 <ShadowLurker> got owned
00:02:00 <Element> jasper/shadsam/fatty, Someone said you got hacked by an AustNet user.. is that true?
00:02:00 <awolf> bromance
00:02:00 <Element> Says the hypocrite.
00:03:00 <jasper> The Retard Himself..
00:03:00 <Element> And yet here you are.
00:03:00 <Element> Loolllll
00:03:00 <awolf> when teh two fat nerds eyes locked across the piles of mtdew, candy bar wrappers and semen encrusted keyboards they knew a alliance was of mutual benefit
00:03:00 <Element> Well and truely owned Wayne.
00:04:00 <waynemartin> looooooool @ jasper
00:04:00 <Element> roooooooooooooofl @ jasper
00:04:00 <waynemartin> jasper
00:05:00 <waynemartin> fat boy
00:05:00 <Element> jasper/shadsam/fatty, What happened to your facebook.. did it get hacked?
00:06:00 <waynemartin> wayne
00:06:00 <waynemartin> crying on Facebook wont help you
00:07:00 <ShadowLurker> gunna get a gun
00:07:00 <jasper> ELEMENT THE KIDDY FIDDLER FROM WOOLONGONG
00:07:00 <jasper> DDAVE IS HIS NAME
00:07:00 <ShadowLurker> get dem hackers
00:07:00 <jasper> 5"! RETART
00:07:00 <Chris> lol
00:07:00 <ShadowLurker> retart
00:07:00 <waynemartin> he doesn't fiddle kids wayne
00:07:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
00:07:00 <waynemartin> thats slander fat boy
00:07:00 <ShadowLurker> you illiterate fuck
00:07:00 <Element> That's my IRC name.. my real name is Wayne Martin.
00:07:00 <jasper> IM GUNNA BREk his nose in 4 places.
00:07:00 <Chris> and so it begins again, midnight must be the time
00:08:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOOOOOL
00:08:00 <waynemartin> candice doesn't want to show you her tits wayne
00:08:00 <waynemartin> and no the federal police wont help
00:09:00 <Element> [04/06/2014 00:18:43] <shads> IM BUYING A GUN COMING AFTER U HACKING KUNTZ.
00:09:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOL
00:09:00 <waynemartin> hahahahahahahahah
00:09:00 <ShadowLurker> hes lost it
00:09:00 <waynemartin> bit upset wayne
00:09:00 <Element> [04/06/2014 00:19:31] <shads> OI PHUCKERS LISTEN UP WILL THE FUCKING "FEDERAL POLICE - DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE INTERNET HACKERS"
00:09:00 <ShadowLurker> ive never seen anyone rage so hard over irc
00:10:00 <Element> You're so tough jasper/shads
00:10:00 <waynemartin> stop posting shitty music on facebook wayne
00:10:00 <waynemartin> its boring
00:10:00 <jasper> element and bumlurker banned from cats..fuckin loosers
00:10:00 <waynemartin> I might delete it
00:10:00 <ShadowLurker> big deal
00:10:00 <waynemartin> jasper banned from his own channel
00:10:00 <waynemartin> what a dunb cunt
00:11:00 <jasper> 37 going on 12
00:11:00 <jasper> both u kunts
00:11:00 <Element> jasper/shads, For months you threaten to rape and kill young children... and now you're getting what you deserve.
00:11:00 <ShadowLurker> hey shads lets clean up your facebook mate
00:11:00 <waynemartin> youre 47 you dopey fat cunt
00:11:00 <jasper> pathetic at your best.
00:11:00 <waynemartin> the best was banning you from your own channel
00:11:00 <waynemartin> you weak dog
00:11:00 <waynemartin> threaten to murder babies
00:11:00 <waynemartin> sickening
00:11:00 <Chris> do any of you guys know each other irl?
00:12:00 <waynemartin> I know jaspers mum
00:12:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh im looking at shads now
00:12:00 <Chris> lol
00:13:00 <waynemartin> didnt you threaten to blow up fat serenitys car jasper... with her kids inside
00:13:00 <waynemartin> police might wanna know about that
00:13:00 <Element> jasper/shads wants to kill me in real life with his plastic toy gun... he loves to threaten me with it a lot.... what should I do.. meet up with him and throw a cream pie in his face or report him to the police?
00:13:00 <Chris> nah, its just irc, no one takes any of it seriously, i hope!
00:14:00 <waynemartin> im gonna delete his shit music off facebook
00:14:00 <ShadowLurker> shads does
00:14:00 <waynemartin> might even take it off itunes
00:14:00 <Chris> it would like kinda silly on the news, people would just think, omg, how pathetic
00:14:00 <waynemartin> worst password ever
00:14:00 <Element> He does though.. threatens to kill me, threatens to rape children and kill other people... this sort of shit talk is not on.
00:15:00 <waynemartin> jasper tell Excessive how thats not you in his photo
00:15:00 <awolf> Element do you spend your entire day and night trolling strangers anonymously on the internet, cos I think that sez volumes more about you than anything you could possible make up about someone else
00:16:00 <waynemartin> ohhh lookie
00:16:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL @ AWOLF
00:16:00 <waynemartin> its fat wolf
00:16:00 <ShadowLurker> bit upset
00:16:00 <awolf> glad you made a friend with ShadowLurker you both are pretty similar and not just tripple XXXL pant size
00:16:00 <Element> He says hes going to come to my house here in Woolongong.. he's not far from where I am... I wonder if i'll see him around the streets waving a knife and gun around looking like a fat sweaty faggot
00:16:00 <Chris> lets face it, if there was anything even remotely good on TV, none of us would be here
00:17:00 <waynemartin> awolf why dont you show everyone your photo
00:17:00 <waynemartin> oh that's right youre a fat blob
00:18:00 <Element> awolf took a picture of himself and his bed once... his bed and pillows had sheets with flowers on them.
00:18:00 <waynemartin> sounds like mum linen
00:18:00 <ShadowLurker> im surprised there wasnt dicks
00:18:00 <waynemartin> do you live with your mum awolf
00:18:00 <Element> lkol
00:18:00 <ShadowLurker> probably banging her too
00:18:00 <Chris> lots of fat people on irc
00:19:00 <waynemartin> awolf needs to go outside
00:19:00 <waynemartin> hes got grey skin and growing moss under his stomach rolls
00:19:00 <Element> He is lonely, whinges all the time in cats that he's having trouble keeping up chicks online
00:19:00 <waynemartin> distinct smell of cheese
00:20:00 <ShadowLurker> and keeping his dick up
00:20:00 <Chris> how did all this online hatred start anyway?
00:20:00 <ShadowLurker> he was having a cry
00:21:00 <Element> awolf and shads taking IRC way too seriously.
00:21:00 <waynemartin> its just a public service really
00:21:00 <awolf> keep hitting angry keyboard combinations I'm sure you'll find the combination that unlocks where you not fat bastards acting cowardly and level up rofl
00:21:00 <ShadowLurker> and general cockheadedness
00:21:00 <waynemartin> making sure these fattys know their place
00:21:00 <Element> awolf does a lot of projecting.
00:22:00 <lusus_naturae> holy moly, there's Justin Biener and Mark Zuckerberg in here!
00:22:00 <lusus_naturae> not to mention Taylor Swift!
00:22:00 <waynemartin> awolf knows hes a loser
00:22:00 <waynemartin> thats why he picks on other people
00:22:00 <JedStar> evening all
00:22:00 <Chris> there are just not enough girls online, if there were, you lot wouldnt bother with each other im guessing ;p
00:23:00 <jasper> <jasper> ELEMENT THE KIDDY FIDDLER FROM WOOLONGONG
00:23:00 <jasper> <jasper> DDAVE IS HIS NAME
00:23:00 <jasper> <jasper> 5"! RETART
00:23:00 <jasper> <Chris> lol
00:23:00 <lusus_naturae> heyup JedStar
00:23:00 <jasper> bbl
00:23:00 <lx> 1,0 Oh so quick1,0 jasper...
00:24:00 <waynemartin> tsk tsk
00:24:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
00:24:00 <Chris> wrong window there
00:25:00 <waynemartin> my job here is done
00:39:00 <awolf> I would like to buy austnet and then shut it down immediately forcing Element along with the other long timers to re-evaluate their life
00:40:00 <Chris> hey! what about the rest of us :)
00:41:00 <awolf> you would be fine
00:42:00 <Chris> in general i think those who argue etc like it, otherwise they would just use /ignore
00:43:00 <awolf> agree
00:44:00 <awolf> its a game
00:44:00 <awolf> troll someone to get them either removed from the network or make it not worth their time to come here
00:45:00 <awolf> Element's usual mode of operation is call someone a pedophile check out pastebin.com and search for austnet for a history
00:48:00 <Chris> all the abuse is kinda amusing at first, but it all gets rather old
00:49:00 <Chris> a bit like our parliament :)
01:00:00 <Element> awolf is just angry that he's banned from melb
01:01:00 <ShadowLurker> he's still going?
01:01:00 <Element> yeah as always
01:01:00 <ShadowLurker> awolf i cannot believe we effect you so much
01:03:00 <awolf> Im weight lifting provoking the abusive obese nerds is how I access motivation, I'm kind of a machine that turns you're pitiful company into strength
01:04:00 <awolf> could watch felony fights but if you're willing to donate your time to help me Im more than thankful
01:07:00 <ShadowLurker> cry harder awolf
01:08:00 <ShadowLurker> the more you carryon the more it rpoves youre effected
01:08:00 <ShadowLurker> thanks
01:08:00 <awolf> inspire me with your impotence
01:08:00 <ShadowLurker> more reflection
01:12:00 <awolf> thank you for providing an living example of fear, slothfulness, and apathy, if I could bottle you I'm sure I would make a fortune selling it as pre-work supplement
11:07:00 <Excessive> Glenn, Jessica is right here!
11:10:00 <deathwish> ..and
12:23:00 <deathwish> ..hi
12:24:00 <deathwish> hah
12:25:00 <deathwish> i dont get what your asking here..
12:25:00 <deathwish> you're
12:26:00 <deathwish> oh i just dont get mirc dont mind me
12:27:00 <deathwish> bahah right
15:17:00 <Lo> :)
15:18:00 <Lo> morning
15:28:00 <Lo> yeah but i just woke up
15:41:00 <Lo> got like given weed at 9pm
15:41:00 <Lo> so was up smoking
15:41:00 <Lo> went bed 2am
15:42:00 <Lo> then cat kept waking me up
16:00:00 <Lo> :^)
16:07:00 <Element> lolllllllll @ Lo
16:07:00 <Element> He jumps at every female nick he sees
16:08:00 <Element> http://pastebin.com/WYNin2MP
19:45:00 <Chris> gday Glenn
19:45:00 <Chris> hows things?
19:46:00 <Chris> im ok, bit tired, been fixing leeky gutters
19:47:00 <Chris> ohh
19:49:00 <bert187> yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy
19:49:00 <bert187> !seen excessive
19:49:00 <Excessive> bert187, you found me!
19:50:00 <bert187> clusiana
19:50:00 <bert187> hey
19:50:00 <bert187> shops brb
20:07:00 <Skirmish> wow it's so quiet.
20:08:00 <Skirmish> Who is your daddy and what does he do?
20:08:00 <clusiana> hi bert187
20:09:00 <Skirmish> YOU! *glares at clusiana*
20:09:00 <clusiana> oh dear
20:09:00 <Skirmish> Glenn: Welcome to #sydney strange person with ops.
20:09:00 <clusiana> i remember you unfortunately
20:09:00 <clusiana> surely someone should have murdered you by now Skirmish
20:09:00 <Skirmish> You are always so mean clusiana.
20:09:00 <clusiana> that's why the love me
20:10:00 <Skirmish> If I didn't have broad shoulders and skin tough as leather yet deceptively smooth to the touch ... you would have made me commit suicide years ago clusiana.
20:11:00 <Skirmish> I meant stranger* not so much strange. I have been a semi regular here for many years and do not know of your nick.
20:11:00 <Skirmish> Did everyone upgrade whilst I was working in Sydney for a week and not tell me?
20:13:00 <Skirmish> In this channel?
20:14:00 <Skirmish> I tend to not travel far from my traditional channels. It seems I went away for a while and return to a very different channel with a different owner and lots more people.
20:15:00 <bert187> clusiana my shout for lunch when youre free
20:15:00 <bert187> :PPP
20:15:00 <bert187> relax its SHADS...XD
20:16:00 <clusiana> Shads you freak
20:16:00 <clusiana> you're still alive
20:16:00 <bert187> Just posted a song to 30000 listeners...xd
20:16:00 <bert187> thanks clusy
20:16:00 <clusiana> :D
20:17:00 <bert187> still kickn back
20:17:00 <dudz> we got ourselves a Glenn !
20:18:00 <bert187> clusiana you princess you
20:19:00 <bert187> anything on tv
20:19:00 <Skirmish> Shads has been having a bad run of it lately. Hit the meth hard to try lose weight and it's rotted his brain.
20:19:00 <clusiana> i have no idea
20:19:00 <bert187> okies tar
20:19:00 <bert187> goawayskirmish u total lost moronic fool
20:20:00 <Skirmish> See.
20:20:00 <bert187> yes
20:20:00 <bert187> ./ignore skirmish
20:20:00 <bert187> easy as
20:20:00 <Chris> Skirmish, i see you made lots of friends here ;p
20:20:00 <Skirmish> I'm getting rid of my ute Shads. You should have bought it off me.
20:20:00 <bert187> and like that he`s gone!
20:20:00 <dudz> hello Skirmish
20:21:00 <bert187> skirmish is in debt 550k
20:21:00 <Skirmish> Chris: Shads isn't anyone's friend. He's the kid that got through high school without getting beaten up by cashing in all his pity points.
20:21:00 <bert187> for a run down houseand crap bogus ute
20:21:00 <Skirmish> lol it's up to 550k now.
20:21:00 <Chris> ohh
20:21:00 <dudz> thats along time to pay that off
20:22:00 <bert187> anyways im offto make my oyment..have fun skirmish
20:22:00 <bert187> lazy j key
20:22:00 <Skirmish> Just for anyone that is trying to work out what is going on ... bert187 thinks people are idiots that buy a house and get a mortgage.
20:22:00 <Skirmish> dudz: I think if a bank gave me $550k I would have grounds to get the loan made void.
20:23:00 <mrwuf> they are idiots to buy property now during the peak of a bubble
20:23:00 <Skirmish> I think it's called unconcionable conduct or something to loan someone more money than they could repay.
20:24:00 <Skirmish> mrwuf: I bought years ago. I agree that there is a bubble that is due to pop.
20:24:00 <mrwuf> also mortaging your life for a place to rest your head at night, some place you never get to spend any time because you're forever working to pay off the house, seems a bit unusual too as no other animals do this
20:25:00 <mrwuf> of course property investment is made sweeter with government incentives to attract new buyers, and low interest rates but thats always how ponzi schemes function, they have to keep a steady influx of people entering or else they collapse
20:26:00 <lusus_naturae> someone give mrwuf the economics nobel or something, quick
20:26:00 <lusus_naturae> !
20:26:00 <Chris> some cites havnt had much of a boom lately
20:26:00 <Element> bert187 == wild_turkey
20:26:00 <Element> shads got bashed and wont be returning anytime soon.
20:26:00 <Skirmish> IM BUYING A GUN COMING AFTER U HACKING KUNTZ. <———— LOL @ the person who wrote that.
20:26:00 <Cath^> o.o
20:27:00 <mrwuf> the whole concept of ownership outside your body is kind of hilarious
20:27:00 <Cath^> hey Glenn
20:27:00 <Chris> i think he had a falling out awolf, the people that abused him, he used to be in with
20:28:00 <mrwuf> I mean, do birds own trees? could you explain to a wombat how you own this peice of land? do you own the ground under your house, or the air above it, do you own the plants and the birds that land on your property? it seems unusual concept
20:28:00 <Chris> some good investment opportunities in the USA eg: Detroit, in ruins ;p
20:28:00 <mrwuf> spending most of your waking life in order to possess a peice of land you can throw a stone across seems kind of absurd
20:28:00 <awolf> ya
20:29:00 <Chris> hi Glenn
20:30:00 <lusus_naturae> someone please think of the bunny rabbits!
20:30:00 <Chris> my dog considered his kennel and bit of land his, enter at own risk!
20:30:00 <lusus_naturae> where are *they* going to live?
20:30:00 <mrwuf> you're here alive, all you have is time, if you trade that time for money to own a peice of land, do you even get to take it when you leave... if work makes you unhappy this just seems illogical, perhaps the drive to reproduce is the reason behind it, you need a nest to raise a family
20:31:00 <mrwuf> your home is wherever you rest your head at night
20:31:00 <mrwuf> your body is your home
20:31:00 <lusus_naturae> by the dumpster out the back of the penrith coles
20:31:00 <Chris> lusus_naturae, too cold there
20:32:00 <lusus_naturae> just grab some soggy thrown out lettuce leaves, makes a good makeshift blanket
20:32:00 <Chris> ohh good idea
20:33:00 <Chris> breakfast also
20:33:00 <mrwuf> what are you, some kind of primate?!?!?
20:34:00 <mrwuf> why so obessed with where you sleep and collecting pretty items if you never have time to enjoy them
20:35:00 <Chris> i like my electric blanket :)
20:40:00 <Skirmish> Only a month and a few days before uni begins. I will admit I am a little excited.
20:42:00 <Skirmish> awolf: Plenty of people have plenty of time to enjoy their homes. I personally enjoy the not having to move from rental to rental.
20:42:00 <Chris> Skirmish, what course?
20:43:00 <Skirmish> Chris: Bachelor of Social Science majoring in Security and Counter Terrorism.
20:43:00 <Skirmish> Got the option to double major with criminology if I play my electives right.
20:43:00 <Chris> hi clusiana
20:43:00 <shadsam> hi honey
20:43:00 <shadsam> fuck off mark
20:44:00 <Chris> get a job with ASIo later huh?
20:44:00 <clusiana> :\
20:44:00 <Skirmish> clusiana isn’t a nice person. She is austnet’s version of Cruella De’Ville.
20:44:00 <Chris> no improvement from last night clusiana
20:45:00 <Skirmish> Perhaps. The way the public sector keeps getting hacked when governments want to save a few bucks I might go private instead.
20:45:00 <Skirmish> She wants to make a coat out of 101 austnet users.
20:45:00 <clusiana> no i dont
20:45:00 <clusiana> and just bc im not nice to you
20:45:00 <clusiana> dont mean i'm not a nice person
20:45:00 <Skirmish> That is exactly what it means.
20:45:00 <Chris> so far ive got no complaints with her ;p
20:45:00 <shadsam> watch ya mouth skirmfag
20:45:00 <clusiana> no it just means you are more annoying than most people on here
20:46:00 <Chris> ahh yeah
20:46:00 <awolf> the public service is highly over staffed
20:46:00 <awolf> theres people who spend their whole day reading emails and news.com.au attending meetings and going on smoke breaks
20:46:00 <Skirmish> Chris: I haven’t spoken to her in years. I am sure she is fine.
20:46:00 <Skirmish> shadsam: What you going to do? Bump your super gut into me and knock me over?
20:47:00 <Skirmish> You know this from your intensive evaluation of their services vs staffing awolf?
20:47:00 <awolf> its more about looking busy than serving any actual function
20:47:00 <awolf> yeah I worked 3 years in a federal department
20:47:00 <awolf> more a adult baby sitting service
20:47:00 <shadsam> lol
20:47:00 <Chris> clusiana, any luck with your graphic design yet?
20:47:00 <clusiana> yes
20:48:00 <Skirmish> Well it sounds like that particular department is in need of a cull.
20:48:00 <clusiana> i got some help
20:48:00 <lusus_naturae> hey jay-me
20:48:00 <shadsam> clusiana put the peace of shit on ignore fpr 24 months
20:48:00 <shadsam> smoko
20:48:00 <shadsam> whats wrong element
20:48:00 <shadsam> have a cry
20:48:00 <shadsam> fucking looser
20:48:00 <shadsam> till the death cunt.
20:48:00 <clusiana> all done thanks to jared
20:48:00 <clusiana> speak of the jared
20:48:00 <clusiana> hi :D
20:48:00 <shadsam> Skirmish come to my house and fight me or STFU
20:48:00 <lusus_naturae> :D
20:48:00 <shadsam> Gday lusus
20:48:00 <lusus_naturae> shadwick
20:48:00 <shadsam> hows france
20:49:00 <lusus_naturae> sunny
20:49:00 <clusiana> jared come do my wedding invites
20:49:00 <Chris> clusiana, ahh good
20:49:00 <lusus_naturae> pizza and beer on the terrace
20:49:00 <clusiana> you need a new project
20:49:00 <clusiana> mm pizza
20:49:00 <clusiana> gimme
20:49:00 <lusus_naturae> ha, I'm pretty shit at the whole design thing though
20:49:00 <shadsam> m8 ust back from there
20:49:00 <shadsam> he was smoking pipes at heathrow airport
20:49:00 <shadsam> hahaha
20:49:00 <shadsam> londons awesome
20:49:00 <shadsam> way to many Africans thou
20:49:00 <Skirmish> My fiance and I are doing our own invites too.
20:49:00 <clusiana> what kind of pizza
20:49:00 <Skirmish> She downloaded some program to her mac and has been playing around and has come up with some good designs.
20:50:00 <Chris> Skirmish, you could always become the PM's adviser, he has about 100 ;p
20:50:00 <shadsam> Skirmish WHERE IS UR KIDS ORIGINAL <---------------------MOTHER
20:50:00 <lusus_naturae> a flammenkuch
20:50:00 <shadsam> BASTERD
20:50:00 <clusiana> whats on that
20:50:00 <lusus_naturae> so it was with a cream sauce, not tomatoe
20:50:00 <clusiana> oh yeah
20:50:00 <lusus_naturae> with ham, mushrooms and ravioles
20:50:00 <Skirmish> In her home, with her husband and her kids most likely Shads. I don’t keep tabs on her.
20:50:00 <clusiana> omg
20:50:00 <clusiana> ravioles on pizza>!>>??!
20:50:00 <lusus_naturae> and a little pesto
20:50:00 <shadsam> clusiana hi
20:51:00 <awolf> theres simply a climate of automating business processes coupled with no established prodecure to expel surplus personal
20:51:00 <Skirmish> I find our current PM to be a buffoon.
20:51:00 <dudz> night bunch <3
20:51:00 <Chris> Skirmish, no arguement from me on that
20:51:00 <Skirmish> You certainly are mr catch phrase awolf.
20:51:00 <Skirmish> Night dudz.
20:51:00 <Skirmish> That sounds lovely.
20:51:00 <lusus_naturae> ravioles, not ravioli
20:51:00 <clusiana> are they like french nipples?
20:51:00 <lusus_naturae> pert?
20:51:00 <lusus_naturae> I guess you could say that :P
20:52:00 <shadsam> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
20:52:00 <shadsam> god bless nipples
20:52:00 <shadsam> i bite them
20:52:00 <clusiana> like mini fat ravioli
20:52:00 <shadsam> fuck off kris
20:52:00 <lusus_naturae> they are mini ravioli's with cheese and herbs
20:52:00 <lusus_naturae> hang on, I'll find a photo
20:52:00 <shadsam> !seen excessive
20:52:00 <Excessive> shadsam, you found me!
20:52:00 <Skirmish> You seem a bit scattered tonight shadsam.
20:53:00 <Chris> at least Clive drives his own car to work haha
20:53:00 <clusiana> yeah i know the ones
20:53:00 <clusiana> we call them the same thing in cyprus
20:53:00 <lusus_naturae> http://marcdelage.unblog.fr/files/2009/07/raviolesdudauphin.jpg
20:53:00 <shadsam> excessive GOT HACKED
20:53:00 <shadsam> ahahahahaha
20:53:00 <clusiana> yep
20:53:00 <clusiana> yum!
20:53:00 <clusiana> carbohydrate heaven!
20:54:00 <clusiana> im trying to be good
20:54:00 <lusus_naturae> I ran to work this morning, I'm allowed
20:54:00 <clusiana> i have a white dress to fit into
20:54:00 <lusus_naturae> 12.5km, 1h3m
20:54:00 <shadsam> -lx- 12,0 excessive was last seen on Tuesday at 22:36pm +10:00 GMT 03/06/2014 arriving in #Sydney
20:54:00 <clusiana> im gonna be on the carrot stick diet soon
20:54:00 <clusiana> go you!
20:54:00 <JediMaster> k
20:54:00 <clusiana> i walked from the car park to the supermarket
20:55:00 <Skirmish> I was reading ealier how someone has come out and said that the delay in Abbott leaving to be laughed at overseas was because of labor. Just blaming them for everything now.
20:55:00 <clusiana> does that count for anything?
20:55:00 <clusiana> i didnt take the closest spot
20:55:00 <clusiana> extra points?
20:55:00 <lusus_naturae> unless you've got a handicap sticker you never get the closest spot
20:55:00 <lusus_naturae> unless you're up the duff
20:55:00 <lusus_naturae> are you preggers clusiana?
20:55:00 <clusiana> i freaking hope not
20:55:00 <JediMaster> WHATS WRONG ELEMENT
20:55:00 <JediMaster> U WANNA FUCK WITH SHADS CUNT
20:56:00 <Chris> probably Kevin Or Julia let the tires down huh
20:56:00 <Skirmish> Now I am determined to kick off #blamelabor on twitter.
20:56:00 <Chris> JediMaster, give it a rest mate :)
20:56:00 <clusiana> alright kids i am knackered
20:56:00 <clusiana> night night
20:56:00 <Chris> gnite
20:56:00 <lusus_naturae> sleep tight
20:56:00 <Skirmish> Chris: Unless you perm ban him from the channel like most others on austnet already has … he won’t settle down.
20:57:00 <Chris> letting down tires is always a good one
20:57:00 <lusus_naturae> was this him? http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/06/05/australias_first_public_swat_victim_a_nice_bloke/
20:57:00 <Chris> Skirmish, ahh right
20:58:00 <Skirmish> Ok, I will give you credit for it. One second ...
20:58:00 <Cath^> seriously??
20:59:00 <Skirmish> Done. You'll be famour.
20:59:00 <Skirmish> famous even.
21:00:00 <Chris> ohh nice haha
21:02:00 <Chris> so who is your political hero Skirmish?
21:03:00 <Skirmish> Not sure if I would say hero .... but I was a fan of Paul Keating and would have preferred Rudd to hang around longer. Of our current bunch I am a solid Albo supporter.
21:04:00 <Chris> ahh right, yeah Keating sure knew how to kick heads and entertain
21:04:00 <Chris> serial pest hey Skirmish?
21:04:00 <Skirmish> Many that are in here fit into that role.
21:04:00 <Skirmish> You guys will work it out over time.
21:06:00 <Chris> Kevin had too much the milky bar kid look for me ;p
21:06:00 <Chris> nothing ever done about it huh?
21:07:00 <Skirmish> Indeed he did. I was reading "Tales from the political trenches" by Maxine McKew a while ago and she references keating a lot. Might have to consider a keating biography.
21:08:00 <Chris> ahh they all get around to that eventually
21:08:00 <Skirmish> Rudd did a lot of behind the cameras work that got circulated via twitter/facebook etc but never got picked up by the mainstream media because they were usually not told about it to avoid politicising the events.
21:08:00 <Chris> most seem to give as good as they get, but this all caps thing is a bit annoying haha
21:09:00 <Chris> fair enough
21:09:00 <Skirmish> I've got howard biography on my ipad and in the view of being impartial I have tried to read that but I still haven't managed to read it all.
21:09:00 <Skirmish> Howard's*
21:09:00 <Skirmish> since server bans are easy for them to get around it’s pretty much left up to the channels to deal with them as they see fit.
21:09:00 <Skirmish> Although I recently had a zline on me and I was just too lazy to go around it I waited for it to expire.
21:10:00 <Chris> if only we had a party tht picked up the best from both left and right, seems a lot of middle ground is absent lately
21:10:00 <Skirmish> I've been finding podcasts by an american guy named Dan Carlin to be very interesting and enjoyable of late. If you have time to sit and listen and want to hear a grounded point of few on a variety of american political topics give him a shot.
21:10:00 <Skirmish> If you enjoy history he also does a Hardcore History podcast.
21:10:00 <Skirmish> By too lazy … I mean I had no idea how to beat it.
21:10:00 <Chris> why were you zlined?
21:11:00 <Chris> ahh yeah i follow USA politics abit
21:11:00 <Skirmish> Yes! Which ever party finds it's way back to the middle will spend a lot of time in power I believe.
21:11:00 <Skirmish> His political podcast is called Common Sense.
21:11:00 <Skirmish> I linked a web page into a channel without looking at the page first. It contained personal info about users in it and there was an auto ban set up on the link by one of the ircops.
21:11:00 <Skirmish> I should have looked before I linked.
21:11:00 <Chris> ohh yeah
21:11:00 <Skirmish> Since I really only use irc a lot when I am at work on slow shifts then it wasn’t a huge deal.
21:12:00 <Skirmish> Considering what is going on there has ripple effects all around the globe it doesn't hurt to stay on top of it in a general sense.
21:12:00 <Chris> just a few days ban was it?
21:13:00 <Chris> the USA i find to be very odd... no go poverty striken areas, medical services most cant afford, etc etc
21:13:00 <Skirmish> 5 days I think it worked out to be.
21:13:00 <Chris> not so bad
21:14:00 <Skirmish> It is scary to see how the liberals seem to be steering us in a similar way.
21:14:00 <Element> You evaded the zline not long after.. by using your phone
21:15:00 <Chris> i knew several Americans that had never heard of Australia and thought i was fcking them over when i said we had universal health care
21:16:00 <bert187> i had sex with Element's mother
21:16:00 <Chris> heard that line before bert187
21:16:00 <Connor> i hope she charged you full price.
21:17:00 <Connor> poor ppl diss other ppls mothers cause in their households their usually is no father.
21:17:00 <Connor> *there
21:18:00 <Skirmish> There is a youtube video of americans being asked to use a pin to establish which country they should invade next in their war on terror. One of them put a pin in Australia thinking that it was Iran.
21:18:00 <bert187> *thier
21:18:00 <Element> bert187/Wild_Turkey looks like a downy... no really he does.
21:18:00 <bert187> THERE
21:19:00 <Chris> lol
21:20:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXVgLa4HJ8g
21:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Next country to invade? (Date not found) 1:27 - Category: News & Politics - 2,668 - 17 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:20:00 <Skirmish> We got pinned quite a few times.
21:22:00 <Chris> being in the asia pacific area, they know very little it seems
21:23:00 <Chris> its all Captain Cooks fault ;p
21:25:00 <Element> Where have you been Lwaxana.. not like you to not be around everyday stalking the streets of AustNet?
21:26:00 <Lwaxana> its a busy time..papers to mark..reports to write
21:26:00 <Lwaxana> just lost Foxtel to the rain
21:26:00 <Element> Get a bigger dish
21:26:00 <Element> and thicker cable
21:27:00 <Skirmish> Element: I don’t get on irc with my phone so not sure how I did that.
21:27:00 <Lwaxana> or less rain
21:27:00 <Element> Skirmish, You did. I saw you.
21:27:00 <Skirmish> It wasn’t on my phone.
21:27:00 <Skirmish> Are you impaired?
21:27:00 <Element> Are you?
21:28:00 <Skirmish> You really are a simpleton.
21:28:00 <Element> oh.. GenY... your ipad yes ok.
21:29:00 <Skirmish> jewel: Did you know a girl that used to use irc a long time ago that used the nick berry?
21:29:00 <jewel> no
21:29:00 <Skirmish> Ok.
21:29:00 <Skirmish> Nope.
21:29:00 <Skirmish> My ipad is wifi only.
21:30:00 <Skirmish> mr_ducati rides a vespa whilst wearing a fedora.
21:30:00 <Element> Doesn't matter anyway.. you were zlined on your static IP.. you knew you couldn't get around it.. so you used your phone to get back on AustNet and cry aboput the zline.. which does apply to you when you post personal info.. you broke the rules, got caught so you pay the price.
21:31:00 <jewel> yes
21:32:00 <lusus_naturae> this is all so edifying
21:32:00 <Skirmish> I wasn’t crying about it at all. Read what I said above. It made no real difference.
21:32:00 <Element> Liar.
21:32:00 <Connor> he isn't crying about it now though; he just admitted he should have checked the link before posting it. It seems to me Element... YOU are the one still crying about it.
21:32:00 <Skirmish> Just waited it out.
21:33:00 <Skirmish> Be careful where you apply logic Connor because some people don’t take it well.
21:34:00 <Chris> haha
21:34:00 <Element> I'm pointing out that he seems to think the zline didn't apply to him.. he may SAY he should have looked before posting the link.. but the truth is.. he was cut about the zline and STILL thinks the zline doesn't apply to him.
21:35:00 <Connor> Element you must be a mind-reader.
21:36:00 <Element> He evaded the zline to cry about the zline.. to get it removed.. but why? he posted personal info.. the rules apply to him just like it does to everyone else
21:36:00 <Skirmish> That would be a terrible talent for him. Every persons mind he reads would just be saying “wanker”.
21:36:00 <Element> But not him.. he thinks it doesn't apply to him.. that's why he was back within minutes using his phone to get that zlined removed... of coruse he'll deny that but it's the truth and he knows it.
21:37:00 <Connor> Element even if it is true he avoided the zline and cried like a little girl BEFORE... that certainly isnt the case NOW.
21:37:00 <Skirmish> Who did I cry to and get it removed Element?
21:37:00 <Lwaxana> oh good heavens David .. enough
21:39:00 <Element> Skirmish, You see... you know I knpow the tiurth.. you just don't know HOW I know.. it bugs you that I know something that I shouldnt of.. so you'll question.. everything
21:39:00 <Skirmish> You are a very paranoid individual. lol
21:39:00 <Element> You wish I was.
21:39:00 <jewel> hes a single dad from campbeltown and drives ford
21:39:00 <jewel> what do you expect
21:40:00 <Element> Who?
21:40:00 <Skirmish> lol yeah listen to jewel she knows everything about me.
21:40:00 <Skirmish> he/she/it
21:40:00 <Chris> its started early tonight ;p
21:40:00 <jewel> Skirmish
21:40:00 <Skirmish> Chris: lol welcome to the comedy hour!
21:41:00 <Skirmish> jewel is 0 from 3 so far so we will see if they can improve that score as the night continues.
21:41:00 <jewel> its never too early on austnet
21:41:00 <Element> lol did she reject you Skirmish? I'm sure she did.. you have this thing about being a weirdo to females
21:42:00 <jewel> i did reject him
21:42:00 <Skirmish> I don’t even know who it is …
21:42:00 <jewel> you know how some males are with rejection
21:42:00 <Skirmish> I haven’t driven a ford since 2009 and picked up a new car today actually. Not single, and don’t live within 2 hours of “Cambeltown”.
21:42:00 <Element> Chris, At least the channel is rolling.. better than idling.
21:43:00 <Lwaxana> am still confused why people can't chat "nice"
21:43:00 <Element> Skirmish, You prtend to have new cars all the time.. taking photos of other peopels cars and saying they were your cars.
21:43:00 <Skirmish> lol I can put a sign on it if you like saying “Element is paranoid” if you like.
21:44:00 <Skirmish> Oh, no … you will still think it is someone elses car.
21:44:00 <Chris> we have gone from zline to ford cars now ;p
21:44:00 <Element> Skirmish, Didnt knifebunny rip you a new arsehole awhile back? he drilled you for months because he could see right through you.. you're a dickhead.
21:44:00 <jewel> well someone people are never nice ie Skirmish
21:44:00 <jewel> booooooo ford lol
21:44:00 <Skirmish> I don’t pretend, I don’t lie. There are plenty of you on irc that do enough of that for us all Element, like you and your mate shads. I make no apologies for living a productive and fruitful life and enjoy my prosperity.
21:45:00 <Element> Liar.
21:45:00 <jewel> hes more than that
21:45:00 <Element> shads isn't my mate.
21:45:00 <jewel> the derro from cambeltown
21:45:00 <Connor> every1, of course, lies. ie. every1 is a liar.
21:45:00 <Skirmish> Can you please learn how to spell Campbelltown please jewel.
21:46:00 <Element> Skirmish, The life you say you have is a lie, you wish you had a good life.
21:46:00 <Skirmish> If I am going to be from there at least spell the name of the suburb correctly.
21:46:00 <Chris> Connor, no one is without sin hey? probably true
21:46:00 <Skirmish> Element: If that is what you want to believe … sure.
21:46:00 <Element> Skirmish, I believe the truth not a lie.
21:46:00 <Skirmish> My life doesn’t require you to believe in it to be true.
21:46:00 <Connor> Chris im saying that we all lie when we need to; eg. to protect other pplz feelings.
21:47:00 <Lwaxana> agreed
21:47:00 <Chris> Connor, yeah
21:47:00 <Skirmish> What is the truth Element? Explain to me the truth. Enlighten us all.
21:47:00 <Element> I'm sure you're blind.
21:47:00 <Skirmish> I wear glasses, but I have no problem seeing.
21:47:00 <Element> Well then.. read. ^
21:49:00 <Skirmish> So the “truth” is simply what you choose to believe because it makes you feel better and a little less inferior?
21:49:00 <Skirmish> Ok. Thanks for explaining that to us.
21:49:00 <Chris> Element, he evaded a zline, he didnt evade, there are enough opers in here to worry about it, try to be stress free ;p
21:49:00 <jewel> well there are no opers around
21:50:00 <Element> oh i'm not stressed.. just pointing it out and I know he would deny the truth.. he's so predictable.
21:50:00 <Skirmish> What is Lwaxana?
21:50:00 <bert187> <JediMaster> i flooded the shit outa element...
21:51:00 <Skirmish> Well because this is getting very old Element how about we just agree that your version of events is the truth because you desire it to be and no matter what it will be that way.
21:51:00 <Lwaxana> Skirmish ..in what context?
21:51:00 <Lwaxana> oh
21:51:00 <Lwaxana> that context
21:51:00 <ShadowLurker> whats goin on here then
21:52:00 <Skirmish> Element’s tears have soaked the ground ShadowLurker. His cries of foul and screams of inferiority resounded loudly in the halls of austnet.
21:52:00 <ShadowLurker> sounds like awolf1 actually
21:52:00 <jewel> hello Lwaxana
21:53:00 <jewel> person
21:55:00 <Skirmish> It is time to find the remote for the air con and make this room a little warmer.
21:55:00 <Skirmish> 7 hours left until home time. Crew check tiem.
21:58:00 <Lwaxana> so no "chat"?
21:58:00 <Lwaxana> anyone have asomwthing planned for the long weelend?
21:59:00 <lusus_naturae> chillaxin
21:59:00 <lusus_naturae> might fire up the bbq and grill some snausages
21:59:00 <Lwaxana> something
21:59:00 <Skirmish> I intend to drive around in my new wheels a bit. My son owes me a Cosmos marathon so we will get through those 12 episodes over the weekend.
21:59:00 <jewel> no
21:59:00 <Jessica> good evening
21:59:00 <lusus_naturae> n is no where near a or s, I realise this
21:59:00 <Jessica> working monday for the extra cash
22:00:00 <Element> [30/05/2014 22:00:34] (xxxx): BlackDevil skirmish wants to know if you can lift his zline he didnt know that link was banned
22:00:00 <jewel> lapis lazuli
22:00:00 <Element> *bang* *bang* you're dead liar :)
22:00:00 <jewel> lol
22:00:00 <Chris> Lwaxana, you almost got a friendly chat going there ;p
22:00:00 <Skirmish> That is what constitutes crying about it?
22:00:00 <Lwaxana> *sigh* reported this keyboard to Acer.. wonder if they will replace it
22:00:00 <lusus_naturae> heyup jewel
22:00:00 <Skirmish> Clutching at straws Element. We’ve all moved on.
22:01:00 <jewel> Chris i like your funny one liners
22:01:00 <Lwaxana> DAVID drop it will you... you nag like a fishwife
22:01:00 <Jessica> theres your problem Acer
22:01:00 <Chris> jewel, im trying :) hehe
22:01:00 <jewel> hi hi
22:01:00 <jewel> good Chris
22:01:00 <Element> You got caught evading a zline, crying about the zline and lying Skirmish.
22:01:00 <Element> :)
22:01:00 <Element> Alright Lwax love.
22:01:00 <jewel> off with his head !
22:02:00 <lusus_naturae> ltnc jewel
22:02:00 <Skirmish> I never denied logging on via a different connection. Just wasn’t my phone or ipad.
22:02:00 <Chris> come on Element, we have heard your view, lets move on hey
22:02:00 <Lwaxana> well Jessica its the only option the DET gave me at the time
22:02:00 <Lwaxana> beggars cant be choosers
22:02:00 <jewel> yeah lapis i was just out and about... came to see what is happening. howa re you lapis are you overseas still
22:03:00 <Jessica> absolutely
22:03:00 <lusus_naturae> indeed, looks like I will be for the foreseable future
22:03:00 <lusus_naturae> banged up a french woman
22:03:00 <Chris> i got a acer laptop, its Ok for the price
22:03:00 <lusus_naturae> makin little franco-australians
22:03:00 <Skirmish> Making some half breed french australians over there.
22:03:00 <Jessica> my wireless logitech keyboard is crapping out as we speak so using the tiny laptop keyboard
22:04:00 <jewel> wow
22:04:00 <jewel> youre gonna be a papa !
22:04:00 <jewel> papa lapis
22:04:00 <jewel> congratulations
22:04:00 <jewel> :)
22:04:00 <lusus_naturae> cheers
22:04:00 <Chris> lusus_naturae, ohh right haha
22:04:00 <lusus_naturae> we'll see how this little adventure works out
22:04:00 <jewel> it will be the best
22:05:00 <jewel> so romantic
22:05:00 <Skirmish> At least you can get out of the entire country if she turns crazy.
22:05:00 <Lwaxana> Jessica ..mine is just the Q,X,Z,1,2
22:05:00 <lusus_naturae> fuckin poor kid gunna speak english wis ze french, how you say, akksent?
22:05:00 <jewel> lol
22:05:00 <lusus_naturae> she's already crazy mang, she's french
22:05:00 <jewel> sure will
22:05:00 <Skirmish> He’s going to be half cheese eating surrender monkey :(
22:05:00 <jewel> very good lapis, its a special time
22:06:00 <Jessica> haha spend 20$ on a microsoft one it will last
22:06:00 <Skirmish> lusus_naturae: I am only familiar with what tv has taught me about the french. Apparently their women have hairy armpits.
22:07:00 <lusus_naturae> You've been watching the wrong things
22:07:00 <Skirmish> Plus they have far too many nigerians in the country that like to play up and riot on the odd occasion.
22:07:00 <Jessica> lol thats a personal choice Skirmish
22:08:00 <lusus_naturae> it's the maghrebis you have to watch out for
22:08:00 <lusus_naturae> it's going to suck during the world cup
22:09:00 <Skirmish> I am not familiar with that term.
22:09:00 <lusus_naturae> neither was I until I got here
22:09:00 <lusus_naturae> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maghreb
22:11:00 <Jessica> the moors
22:11:00 <Skirmish> Ah yes I kill lots of them in a game I am currently playing.
22:11:00 <lusus_naturae> lots of ex-french colonies
22:11:00 <Skirmish> Barbary States keep attacking me since I colonised their part of the world.
22:12:00 <lusus_naturae> so if tunisia score a goal we're likely to have burnt cars the next morning
22:12:00 <Jessica> what game is that
22:14:00 <Skirmish> Empire Total War
22:14:00 <Skirmish> Great game.
22:15:00 <Jessica> have u tried medieval total war 2
22:15:00 <jewel> oui !
22:15:00 <Skirmish> Yeah got them too but don’t play them much.
22:16:00 <Jessica> how about rome series
22:16:00 <Jessica> hi Espanol
22:16:00 <Skirmish> I have the first Rome but not the second.
22:16:00 <jewel> im not sure
22:16:00 <Skirmish> I am tempted to get it from Steam though.
22:16:00 <Jessica> just be patient
22:16:00 <Jessica> when they have it on sale for like $6
22:17:00 <Skirmish> The fist xpac for it releases soon from what I remember reading the other week.
22:17:00 <Jessica> have u tried napoelon
22:17:00 <dudz> hey Jessica
22:17:00 <Skirmish> Between work, doing 2 x Cert IV’s at work and getting primed to start uni next month I haven’t had a lot of time to relax with the games.
22:18:00 <Jessica> hi dudz how are ya ;)
22:18:00 <Skirmish> Nah it’s another one I keep an eye on but have never got.
22:18:00 <Espanol> Hey Skirmish
22:18:00 <Exo> yeah takes a lot of time especially campaign
22:18:00 <Skirmish> Hello Espanol.
22:18:00 <Espanol> how are you mate
22:19:00 <Skirmish> Good so far. I have been awake too long today though so doing a night shift tonight is going to be a challenge.
22:19:00 <Jessica> rome II is latest so it be awhile before its cheap enough lol
22:20:00 <Espanol> good luck
22:20:00 <Skirmish> Jessica: Yes, I have it on my wish list though so I get notified when it’s on sale.
22:20:00 <jewel> oooo thanks
22:20:00 <Chris> welcome jewel
22:21:00 <jewel> :)
22:21:00 <Skirmish> Espanol: I’ve got two cans of Berry flavoured mother in the fridge to get me through the tough times.
22:21:00 <dudz> same for me Skirmish , i gotta get up earlier tomorrow too, i started a job recently as a CNC Machine operator, started this monday
22:21:00 <dudz> going well
22:22:00 <Skirmish> Excellent news dudz. Any ladies in your life?
22:22:00 <dudz> none to speak of
22:22:00 <dudz> the norm
22:22:00 <Skirmish> That’s ok. A lot of guys never realise that in order to have a wonderful relationship with someone else, they first need to be ok with being alone.
22:23:00 <dudz> yeah cool
22:23:00 <dudz> Skirmish: is it alright by you that i don't ask you for advice on females?
22:23:00 <Skirmish> Grats with the job though. Good news.
22:23:00 <dudz> yeah thanks <3
22:23:00 <Skirmish> lol that is fine. I have fantastic advice to give though.
22:24:00 <Skirmish> I’ve made ALL the mistakes you can make … some more than once.
22:24:00 <jewel> please dont ask him for advice
22:24:00 <dudz> i'm sure under certain circumstances advice you have on many topics would be useful and benifical and apreciated
22:24:00 <jewel> hes a derro
22:24:00 <dudz> *appreciation is just something i don't have at the moment for you on that topic.
22:24:00 <Skirmish> That’s fine.
22:25:00 <dudz> i kind of remember we had this conversation in the past
22:25:00 <dudz> and the lines of text that are being typed now are all desavue
22:25:00 <Skirmish> jewel: You wish you knew me.
22:25:00 <dudz> so perhaps i wasn't that well at presenting my text in a way to promote efective communication
22:25:00 <dudz> but its all good anyway
22:25:00 <dudz> just to bring that up once more
22:26:00 <Skirmish> Just thought I would see how you were going is all.
22:26:00 <dudz> i wont hate on you if you ignore what i type and keep on going on with what you want
22:26:00 <jewel> ignore is very effective
22:26:00 <dudz> yeah thanks i do apreciate that you thought to query
22:26:00 <dudz> right!
22:26:00 <dudz> so i'm gonna go get some sleep, night all <3
22:26:00 <Skirmish> I can see why Longie snapped it and got tired of your constant messages jewel. You’re a bit of a weirdo.
22:27:00 <Skirmish> Night dudz.
22:27:00 <dudz> <3
22:28:00 <Chris> Skirmish, i have good advise on women, "have a big bank account" ;p
22:28:00 <Skirmish> lol I am sure that is true for some women out there.
22:28:00 <Jessica> gnite dudz
22:28:00 <jewel> and a big...
22:28:00 <Skirmish> I am extremely lucky to have found a lovely girl that isn’t like that.
22:28:00 <jewel> hmm what else
22:28:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
22:28:00 <Chris> lol jewel
22:29:00 <jewel> people in cambeltown dont have big bank accounts
22:29:00 <Skirmish> I live in Adamstown Jewell … I think that is at least 2 hours away from where you believe I live.
22:29:00 <Chris> jewel, ohh yeah
22:30:00 <jewel> ah huh
22:30:00 <Chris> as long as they drive Holdens hey
22:31:00 <jewel> holden maloos prefered
22:31:00 <Chris> ohh right
22:31:00 <Skirmish> Well there is another blessing in trading my commodore ute in this afternoon.
22:32:00 <jewel> yes
22:36:00 <awolf> http://www.berryman.com.au/Frozen-fruits/Frozen-berries/Frozen-berries-list.asp
22:37:00 <awolf> this guy sez he delivers free if u spend over $50, havent used him, jus lookin for berries seems cool
22:37:00 <awolf> he's in sydney, im in qld
22:40:00 <jewel> im lost
22:42:00 <Skirmish> Get used to it with awolf.
22:42:00 <Skirmish> Got a maloo ute yet jewel?
22:43:00 <Skirmish> My thunder ute will be for sale in Newcastle from Friday if you want a good ute with low k's.
22:44:00 <Skirmish> Well I am glad I get the comfortable job since it’s raining tonight.
22:45:00 <Chris> what does it involve Skirmish?
22:46:00 <Skirmish> I am sitting in the control room co-ordinating the team when necessary and running through movement manifests whilst also keeping an eye on the analytics on the cameras.
22:46:00 <Chris> ohh control room operator
22:46:00 <Skirmish> Depends on where we are.
22:47:00 <Chris> i used to do security years ago
22:47:00 <lusus_naturae> whoa, someone made me a bishop
22:47:00 <Skirmish> We work in conjunction with customs. New govt expanded our roll from defence.
22:47:00 <lusus_naturae> now let me touch all your kiddies
22:48:00 <Skirmish> lol
22:48:00 <Chris> lusus_naturae, yeah that + can be a worry ;p
22:48:00 <lusus_naturae> hand em over
22:48:00 <lusus_naturae> way back in the day I used to wear an @ here
22:48:00 <lusus_naturae> when it was the ben n jen show
22:49:00 <jewel> i guess they dont like international ops here
22:49:00 <Skirmish> I seen Jen’s nick in here the other week. Not sure if someone was taking the piss or it was actually her.
22:49:00 <lusus_naturae> nah, I went on a six month hol, resigned
22:50:00 <jewel> i know
22:50:00 <jewel> just teasing
22:50:00 <lusus_naturae> 2004 that was
22:50:00 <jewel> i think ud pic that over having ops
22:50:00 <jewel> lol
22:50:00 <jewel> pick
22:50:00 <jewel> what !
22:50:00 <lusus_naturae> how time flies when you're makin babies
22:50:00 <Chris> who was owner lusus_naturae?
22:50:00 <jewel> a whole decade ago
22:50:00 <jewel> wow time flies
22:51:00 <jewel> yes you baby maker
22:51:00 <lusus_naturae> twas maddog, then twas femme_fatale
22:51:00 <Chris> ahh yeah
22:51:00 <jewel> that femme was evillllllll bitch
22:51:00 <jewel> oops i mean she wasnt nice
22:51:00 <Chris> maddog was also oper hey
22:51:00 <Skirmish> No she just didn’t like retards jewel … which is why you were not on her list of people to be good to.
22:51:00 <lusus_naturae> before he joined the SAS
22:52:00 <Skirmish> Plus she knew about the constant retarded messaging you were doing to Longie too.
22:53:00 <Chris> i chatted to her only a few times
22:54:00 <Skirmish> She was easy to get along with if you weren’t a blithering idiot.
22:55:00 <Chris> jewel, if she didnt ban most ISP's on Earth, she was probably nicer than a previous owner mark ;p hehe
22:55:00 <Skirmish> Each time I get up and walk around I forget to turn the air con up. :(
22:56:00 <Skirmish> Chris: What kind of security did you do? I worked in NSW Security Industry for close to 15 years before getting this gig with the govt.
22:57:00 <Skirmish> Hoping the uni degree opens further doors. Maybe a move to canberra even.
22:57:00 <jewel> well i know she banned me for a long time
22:57:00 <jewel> for talking back
22:57:00 <Chris> dont talk back ;p easy hehe
22:58:00 <Skirmish> Jewel couldn’t learn. Her low class sass prevented her from keeping her fingers off the keyboard.
22:58:00 <Chris> its not really a democracy
22:59:00 <Skirmish> It’s like all the people who claim their right to free speech in Australia … even though there isn’t one.
22:59:00 <Skirmish> Too much watching of Law and Order going on.
23:00:00 <Chris> Skirmish, true, whats that law they are all protesting to remain as it is?
23:00:00 <robot> nite
23:00:00 <Skirmish> I know the one you mean but I couldn’t tell you it’s name off hand.
23:00:00 <Chris> seeya robot
23:01:00 <Skirmish> Racial Discrimination Act.
23:02:00 <Skirmish> Section 18C
23:02:00 <Chris> yeah thats it
23:03:00 <Skirmish> The govt basically wants to make it so if you offend someone in what you say they cannot go and sue or prosecute you for it.
23:03:00 <Chris> yep a grey area
23:04:00 <Skirmish> Too many people are offended these days. Social media has given rise to a massive % of the population that are always offended about something and believe that the like button on facebook can solve everything.
23:04:00 <Skirmish> So many good things that social media can do … yet it just gets used for all the bad.
23:05:00 <Chris> often yes, although it was used to give Alan Jones a hiding
23:07:00 <Skirmish> I listened to a bit of his interview with Turnbull this morning. Sounded like Malcolm gave it to him.
23:07:00 <Skirmish> right wingers turning against right wingers!
23:07:00 <Skirmish> Although in saying that, I think Turnbull is the most left of the right wing government at the moment.
23:08:00 <jewel> kinky
23:13:00 <Chris> Skirmish, he is yes
23:14:00 <Skirmish> Was watching some question time on ABC 24 whilst getting ready for work and just seeing how biased the speaker is made me so angry.
23:14:00 <lusus_naturae> Breaking: The situation in Europe is so bad that even Germany voted to do something.
23:14:00 <Chris> he actually made arrangements with Rudd to pass the carbon tax... or ETS...
23:15:00 <Skirmish> lusus_naturae: What situation?
23:15:00 <lusus_naturae> financial
23:15:00 <lusus_naturae> low inflation, around 0.5%
23:15:00 <Skirmish> A part of me wants to see how angry people get when they carbon tax gets repealled and none of their prices go down.
23:15:00 <Chris> lol...
23:15:00 <Skirmish> the*
23:16:00 <Espanol> Hi
23:16:00 <Chris> it was worked out to have a impact off less then 1% on prices
23:16:00 <Skirmish> There is a reason why Abbott isn’t taking any of the money that was given to people to help adjust to the carbon tax. He knows they will still need it.
23:17:00 <Chris> scrap the GST is a better idea, ive seen no benefit of it
23:17:00 <Skirmish> Energy companies have already come out and made statements that prices will not move. It’s infrastructure building, it’s increasing rates to adjust for loss of income from people with solar.
23:17:00 <Skirmish> Stupid STUPID people who believe everything they heard from the libs. Makes me sad.
23:18:00 <Skirmish> Hello
23:18:00 <Chris> ohh yeah and upgrades etc
23:18:00 <Chris> not enough informed voters anymore.. and media outlets that are biased one way or another
23:19:00 <Skirmish> The GST is the right answer, if they get rid of all the other taxes that were meant to go when it was intorduced to stop us being double taxed.
23:19:00 <Chris> yeah like stamp duty etc
23:20:00 <Skirmish> I wrote an email to some federal members asking if the increasing petrol prices due to indexation means that the taxes that were placed on fuel that were meant to be short term, like the 3X3 tax were going to be removed.
23:20:00 <Skirmish> No answer, naturally.
23:20:00 <Chris> but it was meant to be a cash cow, so why arnt the states loaded as compared to before?
23:20:00 <Skirmish> Because of the way the GST is cut up.
23:21:00 <Skirmish> It is a cash cow on a federal level … for the states though they are still required to beg for their funding.
23:21:00 <Chris> so in its current form, it has failed
23:22:00 <Christopher> hello
23:22:00 <Christopher> paranoid ppl hiding behind nicks
23:22:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmmmm, in a sense, yes.
23:22:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
23:23:00 <Espanol> hello
23:23:00 <Chris> so eventually it will just be raised, and we all get slugged more
23:23:00 <Skirmish> I reckon increase the GST to 12%, raise the medicare levy already in our tax by 1%, reset funding back to essential infrastructure and services … job done.
23:24:00 <Skirmish> Aren't you hiding behind a nick too?
23:24:00 <Espanol> well said Skirmish
23:24:00 <Chris> yeah prob with the GST is most trades etc just avoid it, and do cash jobs
23:24:00 <Skirmish> I believe that Abbott’s budget has stung the states so hard because he stated that he would only increase the GST if all the states were agreed and asked for it. He’s taken money off them so what is left for them to do?
23:24:00 <Chris> ohh yeah for sure
23:24:00 <Skirmish> It’s a deliberate ploy.
23:25:00 <Skirmish> We all just need to hold out for 18 months and then he will be gone. There is no way people will vote him back in now.
23:25:00 <Chris> my parents electicity bill is around $1000 a quarter, $100 for GST
23:26:00 <Chris> and ppl worry about some carbon tax that is less than 1%
23:27:00 <Christopher> lol my nick is my first name
23:27:00 <Christopher> so i am not
23:27:00 <Skirmish> The only reason why people have an issue with the carbon tax is because it has the word tax in it.
23:28:00 <Chris> haha
23:28:00 <Skirmish> Oh, and to increase the funding of the country I would also increase our current tax rate on miners to 40%. Still more than half of what Norway charges miners to take their minerals from the ground and sell them.
23:28:00 <Skirmish> It is currently less than 15%.
23:28:00 <Chris> how about banks?
23:28:00 <Skirmish> A bank is a bank. Not much you can do about them without forcing regulation on them.
23:28:00 <Chris> they are getting a free ride
23:29:00 <Skirmish> I think it is up to consumer groups and vocal people to start highlighting the gouging going on from the big 4 and to bring opinion against them to make a change.
23:30:00 <Skirmish> We don't know that. You could be completely full of shit.
23:30:00 <Skirmish> There is no way to verify you are in fact a Christopher.
23:30:00 <Skirmish> Unless it’s out of control I don’t think govt should get too involved. You have to ask the liberal party though if they regret selling the Commonwealth bank.
23:30:00 <Skirmish> So much money the govt could be making off it’s profits right now.
23:31:00 <Skirmish> The same that you cannot prove that my real name isn't Skirmish.
23:33:00 <jasper> SEE SWATT KICK IN THAT HACKERS FRONT DOOR THIS MORNING
23:33:00 <jasper> AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SWEET
23:33:00 <jasper> YOURE NEXT ELEMENT
23:33:00 <Espanol> what are you on abouy jasper
23:34:00 <jasper> what wog cunt
23:35:00 <jasper> 666
23:36:00 <jasper> 2016.
23:38:00 <jasper> why the fuckin cunt not can u connect to the fuckin net in safe mode.
23:38:00 <jasper> bill gates should be murdered.
23:38:00 <Skirmish> Because the internet is not safe.
23:39:00 <Skirmish> Enabling safe mode to operate the OS most likely disables functions that would keep your PC safe whilst online.
23:42:00 <jasper> designed by idiots.
23:43:00 <Skirmish> Well stop raging and create an OS then.
23:48:00 <gremlinz> that was weird
23:49:00 <lo> yeah
23:51:00 <jasper> i feel like calamari
23:51:00 <jasper> wouldnt that be sweet..
23:56:00 <lusus_naturae> octopussssssy
23:57:00 <jasper> indeed.
23:57:00 <lusus_naturae> chewy chewy chew
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