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00:02:00 <paradox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwA2oKk1i-4
00:02:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  S&W Frame Sizes
00:08:00 <paradox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwA2oKk1i-4
00:08:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  S&W Frame Sizes
00:17:00 <paradox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwA2oKk1i-4
00:17:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  S&W Frame Sizes
00:19:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> who cares about that paradox?
00:19:00 <Warren1984> hi all
00:19:00 <paradox> hi hi
00:19:00 <paradox> hi warren
00:19:00 <paradox> Tigger_ fell asleep
00:20:00 <Warren1984> brettingham1boshMVP does Brett dell have a SOP on how he pokes max dell
00:20:00 <Warren1984> hey paradox
00:20:00 <paradox> lollll
00:20:00 <Tigger_> that would be a good SOP
00:20:00 <paradox> lulz
00:20:00 <Tigger_> Warren1984, why don't you write one for strum
00:21:00 <Tigger_> Warren1984, write a how to bash pregnant women SOP for strum
00:21:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> yes Warren1984, it will be good preparation for your study
00:21:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> Tigger_ can give you corrections
00:21:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> like a teacher at tafe
00:21:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ tm I am looking at x-mas lights with the church people
00:21:00 <paradox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVa0twsyKbU
00:21:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  Smith and Wesson 629 Classic .44 Magnum Revolver: Magnum Force
00:21:00 <Warren1984> i want to do a small motor mechanic job
00:22:00 <Warren1984> before I turn 40
00:22:00 <Warren1984> by then its too late
00:22:00 <paradox> Warren1984, try the MTA
00:22:00 <Warren1984> MTA?
00:22:00 <paradox> motor trade association
00:22:00 <paradox> balcatta
00:22:00 <Tigger_> Warren1984, I've already told you that you're forbidden from doing mechanics
00:22:00 <erlich> you mention balcatta a lot, paradox
00:22:00 <Warren1984> ahh yeah I have being there before
00:22:00 <paradox> Warren1984, You can get an apprentiship
00:22:00 <paradox> something
00:22:00 <Warren1984> pre-apprenticeship
00:23:00 <paradox> yeah they find you work
00:23:00 <Warren1984> you earn more than the average wage
00:23:00 <paradox> Warren1984, It all depends on the type of work you want to be doing
00:23:00 <Warren1984> I could make a lawn mower mod shop
00:23:00 <paradox> lol
00:23:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> apprentiship's earn less than the dole
00:23:00 <paradox> yer
00:23:00 <paradox> Warren1984, u gonna start ur own business ?
00:23:00 <Warren1984> but when they are finished they earn more
00:23:00 <Warren1984> that would be idle paradox
00:24:00 <paradox> ye
00:24:00 <paradox> unna
00:24:00 <Warren1984> ideal
00:24:00 <paradox> location, location
00:25:00 <paradox> scarborough perth
00:25:00 <Warren1984> I can make a lawn mower back fire
00:25:00 <paradox> how?
00:26:00 <Warren1984> fire coming out the exhaust
00:26:00 <Warren1984> I think you retard the timing
00:26:00 <paradox> i pull the cord on the motor
00:26:00 <Tigger_> Warren1984, write two SOPs for strum, 1. how to make a PVC pipe flute, and 2. How to bash a woman with a PVC pipe flute
00:26:00 <paradox> start up
00:26:00 <Warren1984> or advance it
00:26:00 <paradox> leaver
00:26:00 <paradox> ochick chik
00:26:00 <Warren1984> why a PVC pipe flute
00:26:00 <paradox> brroooo
00:26:00 <paradox> starts up
00:26:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> 3. the max dell sop
00:27:00 <Warren1984> it should pur like a kitten when it starts up
00:27:00 <paradox> smoke comes out
00:27:00 <Warren1984> 2-cylinder motor
00:27:00 <paradox> ery
00:27:00 <paradox> yer
00:27:00 <Warren1984> 2 spark plugs
00:27:00 <Warren1984> EFI
00:27:00 <paradox> unna
00:27:00 <Warren1984> supercharger
00:28:00 <Warren1984> exhaust on each size
00:28:00 <Warren1984> side
00:28:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> Warren1984 lets start the max dell sop 1. visit drug dealer to pick up supplies
00:28:00 <Warren1984> carbon fibre blades
00:28:00 <Warren1984> cutting blades
00:28:00 <Warren1984> I remember our old lawn mower
00:29:00 <Warren1984> we pulled it apart but I couldn't put it back together
00:29:00 <Warren1984> but if I had a SOP I would be able to
00:29:00 <paradox> motor in it
00:31:00 <Warren1984> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvcy_ujH_tE
00:31:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  How to fix Small Engine / Mower - Check description for help
00:31:00 <paradox> cbf watching
00:31:00 <Warren1984> you mean overhual the engine
00:32:00 <paradox> fuck that
00:32:00 <paradox> just clean it
00:32:00 <paradox> oil man
00:32:00 <paradox> give it oil
00:35:00 <paradox> should start
00:35:00 <paradox> kick start
00:35:00 <paradox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB_eQDn9Y1U
00:35:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Hey Joe
00:40:00 <paradox> Pink Floyd - Have A Cigar
00:47:00 <paradox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KxtgS2lU94
00:47:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  Björk - Army Of Me
00:50:00 <paradox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BQsJb7w83w
00:50:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  Kraftwerk - The Telephone Call
01:00:00 <paradox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb5h6z4NCqA
01:00:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  khe sanh lyrics
01:05:00 <paradox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaOlfmX8rQ
01:05:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  we will rock you by QUEEN with lyrics
01:06:00 <Warren1984> paradox there is much more to a motor than that
01:10:00 <paradox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohSGGALury4
01:10:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  HOODOO GURUS - BITTERSWEET
01:11:00 <Warren1984> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4poKn7ipJTw&hd=1
01:11:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  lawn mower spark / ignition problems and how to fix them
01:12:00 <paradox> maybe needs some oil
01:13:00 <paradox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGWVHyKRV2I
01:13:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  Steely Dan -- Reelin' In the Years (with lyrics)
01:28:00 <paradox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U76Nde6rMTw
01:28:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  Gang Starr - Full Clip
01:34:00 <Warren1984> the problem with owning your own business as a mechanic is the expensive special tools you require
01:40:00 <Warren1984> brettingham1boshMVP Tigger_ is going to give you a SOP on how to clean his pets penis
01:51:00 <Warren1984> after watching these youtube clips, a small engine lawn mower mechanic looks like a boring job
02:02:00 <Tigger_> what about being a chef?
02:06:00 <Warren1984> chef is too fast paced
02:07:00 <Warren1984> I would be making lots of mistakes
02:07:00 <Warren1984> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPb64N01AAY&spfreload=1&hd=1
02:07:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  Lawn Mower Tune Up
02:07:00 <Warren1984> I like this part
02:07:00 <Warren1984> If it was my lawnmower I would use a karcher after every use
02:09:00 <Tigger_> what about becoming a writer and writing a vampire romance novel?
02:11:00 <erlich> what's a karcher?
02:12:00 <Warren1984> high pressure water cleaner
02:12:00 <erlich> we have one actually
02:12:00 <Warren1984> I can't understand why small motors are not yet fuel injected
02:12:00 <erlich> dont know what make it is
02:12:00 <Warren1984> they would get a much better burn
02:13:00 <Warren1984> karcher is a make
02:13:00 <Warren1984> a brand
02:13:00 <erlich> yeah we have a karcher actually
02:42:00 <Fitz> paradox o/
02:52:00 <Fitz> chinese people love black hair
02:52:00 <Fitz> they dont make asians with different coloured hair, they just stuck with black
03:36:00 <Fitz> anybody?
03:36:00 <doctor> lol
03:36:00 <Fitz> wb doctor
03:36:00 <doctor> thank you
03:37:00 <Fitz> do u have a puppy doctor ?
03:40:00 <doctor> I've got a dog but still acts like a puppy at times
03:40:00 <Fitz> doctor reminds me of ca stevens
03:40:00 <Fitz> what kind do u have?
03:40:00 <doctor> lol, I just had one of his songs stuck in my head
03:41:00 <doctor> cocker spaniel
03:41:00 <Fitz> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=v5fx1s&s=8#.VInJMb5YRcM
03:41:00 <doctor> haha, cute
03:42:00 <Fitz> does your dog sleep inside or outside
03:42:00 <doctor> inside, he's sleeping right next to me now
03:42:00 <Fitz> same as mine
03:42:00 <doctor> might try finding a picture later and showing you
03:43:00 <Fitz> baxter sleeps up near my pillow, but if i go out for a smoke he waits at the end of the bed
03:44:00 <Fitz> when we got him i made a peanut butter sandwhich and out it down to get a drink and i got back a minute later and there is no sandwhich and he has penut butter all over his face
03:46:00 <Fitz> sambot bbq are pretty good chips
03:46:00 <Fitz> do u like them?
03:47:00 <doctor> yeah they're good stuff
03:51:00 <Fitz> http://finance.ninemsn.com.au/newsbusiness/8938290/company-rolling-in-it-after-offering-poo-posting-service
03:52:00 <Fitz> imagine sending it to someone
11:26:00 <Marttin> Lulz energumenon
11:26:00 <Marttin> Does that means something in english or its a chqrac:-) ter?
11:27:00 <paradox> :)
11:27:00 <Marttin> In spanish energumeno its like a bad guy
11:28:00 <paradox> bad guy oooo
11:30:00 <Marttin> Ah, its greek, deffinetely didnt sound latin
11:30:00 <Marttin> Energúmeno es de origen griego, y deriva de energúmenos , que en lengua
11:30:00 <Marttin> griega significa 'influido por un mal espíritu'.
11:31:00 <paradox> ljksdhfjksdhjkfsdhkjdhfs
11:34:00 <Marttin> Paradox you should be able to guess everything in those lines except significa, por and mal
11:34:00 <Marttin> Try
11:34:00 <paradox> i cant
11:34:00 <paradox> i find japanese easier
11:34:00 <Marttin> Que also
11:34:00 <Marttin> Lol
11:34:00 <Marttin> No, seriously
11:34:00 <Marttin> Read it slowly
11:34:00 <paradox> dont know what any of it means.
11:35:00 <paradox> i only know english
11:35:00 <Marttin> Origen, griego, deriva, lengua.... influido, espiritu...
11:35:00 <Marttin> Seriously?
11:35:00 <paradox> unna
11:37:00 <paradox> what does it mean
11:37:00 <Marttin> Oh signification
11:37:00 <paradox> ?
11:38:00 <Marttin> Significa has also a very similar in english, signify
11:38:00 <paradox> do most people speak english in spain
11:39:00 <paradox> ole ?
11:39:00 <Marttin> No, actually most people cojld speak latin in england, but they chose germanic words
11:39:00 <paradox> bodegas campos ?
11:39:00 <paradox> whats that mean
11:39:00 <Marttin> Ll, thats like the name of a company
11:40:00 <Marttin> What so they sell, wine?
11:40:00 <paradox> cordoba ?
11:40:00 <paradox> Espana
11:41:00 <Marttin> Bodega is the place where you put the wines to 'rest' until they are consumed
11:41:00 <paradox> Heh
11:41:00 <Marttin> Campos is just country
11:41:00 <paradox> wine country?
11:41:00 <paradox> cervesa
11:41:00 <paradox> is that liek a beer?
11:41:00 <Marttin> Yep
11:43:00 <paradox> i would say that if i went to spain
11:43:00 <paradox> bodega bodega
11:44:00 <Marttin> There are tours on them
11:45:00 <Marttin> Ive been in a couple when i was a kid
11:45:00 <paradox> Ole Bodega Campos Campos
11:45:00 <Marttin> There are probably there too
11:46:00 <Marttin> Wineries says g translate
11:46:00 <paradox> what does Ole mean
11:46:00 <paradox> do they let bulls chase them in the street ?
11:46:00 <Marttin> -1 floor from private houses can be called bodega as well even if theres no wine in there
11:47:00 <paradox> floor
11:47:00 <paradox> ;/
11:48:00 <Marttin> I dont know what history is behind ole
11:48:00 <Marttin> Most probably its just a sound like... wow
11:48:00 <Fitz> hi paradox
11:49:00 <Marttin> Or hop forjumping
11:49:00 <Marttin> In spain we say. Alehop
11:51:00 <Marttin> Night
11:51:00 <Marttin> Fu fitz
11:52:00 <Fitz> hi Marttin
11:52:00 <Fitz> hows things man
11:59:00 <Marttin> Lol
12:02:00 <Fitz> you working or have the day off
12:05:00 <paradox> RIOJA Denominacion de Origen Calificada Faustino V11 Embotellado BODEGAS FAUSTINO - OYON - ESPANA :)
12:06:00 <paradox> Marttin, i took that from a spanish wine bottle in my house
12:06:00 <paradox> Hi Fitz
12:15:00 <Fitz> how is everyone today
12:16:00 <Fitz> miami vice season 2 is on
12:39:00 <Fitz> Marttin / paradox what are you doing today?
13:10:00 <paradox> i might go to the beach
14:10:00 <Fitz> welcome back all
14:52:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> who's seen son's of anarchy?
14:52:00 <Shoop> PiSsSsSsSs
14:52:00 <Shoop> Last ep was a bit boring brettingham1boshMVP
14:53:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> gunna download it, looks good
14:53:00 <Shoop> Son's of Anarchy is good, the last ep was lackluster
14:54:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> better/worse than breaking bad?
15:03:00 <Shoop> depends what you like really
15:03:00 <Shoop> You have to start at the start of SOA though
15:03:00 <Shoop> My favs at are THE WALKING DEAD and GOTHAM
15:05:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> batman?
15:06:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> i dont think i can watch zombies
15:51:00 <Warren1984> hey all
15:58:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> Warren1984 have you written the max dell poking sop yet?
16:00:00 <Warren1984> nuh
16:00:00 <Warren1984> I got one of these to help me lose weight
16:00:00 <Warren1984> http://connect.garmin.com/en-US/start/vivo
16:01:00 <Warren1984> $98
20:02:00 <paradox> efnet.port80.se
20:02:00 <paradox> port 9999
20:02:00 <paradox> ssl
20:08:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> fuck up paradox
20:08:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> wasp whore
20:11:00 <Warren1984> stuff going to look for x-mas lights
20:11:00 <Warren1984> the gym and walking is more important
20:11:00 <Warren1984> but not much fun
20:12:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> gym?
20:13:00 <Warren1984> to use the rowing machine
20:20:00 <paradox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77ILA5Cso3w
20:20:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  2600 Films: Freedom Downtime (Complete)
20:23:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> Windows 10 marks the return of the Start Menu, which had been removed from Windows 8. The new Start Menu has the traditional list layout of previous versions of the interface, combined with the tile set-up that Microsoft introduced in Windows 8.
20:23:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/30/1412101211834_wps_9_Windows_10_release_confer.jpg
20:23:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> LOL
20:44:00 <paradox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77ILA5Cso3w
20:44:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  2600 Films: Freedom Downtime (Complete)
21:55:00 <Warren1984> hi all
21:55:00 <Warren1984> I used the rowing machine
21:55:00 <Warren1984> its really hard
21:56:00 <Warren1984> there are 10 settings
21:56:00 <Warren1984> 1 been the lowest
21:56:00 <Warren1984> The guy put me on 4
21:56:00 <Warren1984> After 15mins I stopped
21:57:00 <Warren1984> norton root kit keeps on finding problems
21:58:00 <Warren1984> well they call it norton eraser
22:01:00 <Warren1984> Ethanol the link thing works now
22:24:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> take screenshots
22:42:00 <Warren1984> still opens a garman window with nothing on it
22:44:00 <Warren1984> it keeps coming up with I need to update my flash to the current version
22:44:00 <Warren1984> what is that about
22:45:00 <Warren1984> LamarcusSkylooter what if strum uses a backdoor trojan up your arse to control your brain?
22:46:00 <Warren1984> do I need to upgrade my flash
22:46:00 <Warren1984> when I click it norton blocks it as malicious
22:46:00 <Fitz> hi
22:48:00 <Boris> hi
23:23:00 <Warren1984> I keep getting that stupid adobe flash player up-date
23:23:00 <Warren1984> wtf
23:23:00 <Warren1984> ok did a rootkit 3 times
23:24:00 <Warren1984> the 1st to found malicious stuff and fixed it
23:24:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> a rootkit scan?
23:24:00 <Warren1984> yes LamarcusSkylooter
23:24:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> just install linux off a usb stick, shane can help you
23:24:00 <Warren1984> no more internet porn
23:24:00 <Warren1984> I think I need to format
23:25:00 <Warren1984> best to consult microsoft first
23:25:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> ring them up to ask about the best way to browse porn
23:26:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> how do you watch porn now Warren1984?
23:26:00 <Warren1984> DVD brettingham1boshMVP
23:26:00 <Warren1984> X 18+
23:26:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> how do you get a virus watching a dvd?
23:26:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> the only way you can be sure that porn isnt' infected with viruses is if you make it yourself
23:27:00 <Warren1984> this time I asked for teens, so I didn't get old women
23:27:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> i mean when you got the firuses
23:27:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> viruses
23:27:00 <Warren1984> the girl said teens as if I am a pedofile
23:27:00 <Warren1984> I ment 18 19
23:27:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> did you go to the porn shop today warren?
23:27:00 <Warren1984> yes LamarcusSkylooter
23:27:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> lol
23:27:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> bullshit
23:28:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> so what did you get?
23:28:00 <Warren1984> because I got rid of the others
23:28:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> take a photo of the dvd's for us
23:28:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> yes
23:28:00 <Warren1984> sex with the legal teen no. II
23:28:00 <Warren1984> well I worked for it
23:28:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> is that what it's called?
23:29:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> take a photo
23:29:00 <Warren1984> yep
23:29:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> yep, take a photo
23:29:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> and how much was it?
23:30:00 <Warren1984> when I press printscreen it takes both monitors
23:30:00 <Warren1984> $50
23:30:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> was it bluray?
23:30:00 <Warren1984> it has 4 different women
23:30:00 <Warren1984> nuh not blu-ray
23:30:00 <Warren1984> blu-ray porn is very expensive
23:30:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> how much?
23:31:00 <Warren1984> if you download it from thepiratebay it could have viruses
23:31:00 <Warren1984> $50
23:31:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> you should've recorded your conversation in the adult shop
23:31:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> how much for bluray porn?
23:31:00 <Warren1984> lol LamarcusSkylooter
23:32:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> Warren1984 take a photo of the dvd cover
23:34:00 <Warren1984> the last time I checked it was $150 for a blu-ray porn
23:34:00 <Warren1984> that was many years ago
23:35:00 <Warren1984> we could all buy porn and share them
23:35:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> Warren1984, take a photo of the DVD cover as brettingham1boshMVP said
23:36:00 <Warren1984> cbf tigger
23:36:00 <Warren1984> just look it up
23:37:00 <Warren1984> LamarcusSkylooter what is the adobe flash player download
23:37:00 <Warren1984> the place you get it from
23:37:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> no warren, take the photo, then we'll worry about flash
23:37:00 <Warren1984> my mum and sister are here
23:38:00 <Warren1984> I don't want to take a risk
23:39:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> get Tarryn to hold it, and then take the photo
23:39:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> do you hide the DVD?
23:40:00 <Warren1984> I hide the box but leave the DVD in the dvd drive
23:40:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> why do you hide it?
23:44:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=8792608&style=ice
23:44:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> is that the cover?
23:45:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> so you went into the porn shop and asked "I'd like a hardcore pornographic film with teens in it please."?
23:46:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> Our Price: $13.75
23:46:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> you could've gotten it a lot cheaper than $50
23:49:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> Fresh sweet and sticky pink!High school was just frustrating for these budding nymphos. Spending all day horny with damp panties, but too shy to do anything about it. These first timers with a cherry on top really want to learn, but think they are too inexperienced to find out on their own. And some questions they just can't ask. Will it fit? How deep can I suck it? Can I really swallow all of it? Is it going to taste funny? All
23:49:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> the answers and more are inside. Come have a slice, there may be seconds...
23:49:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> Warren1984 you should return the dvd tomorrow and say it didn't work
23:51:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> didn't work in what way?
23:52:00 <Warren1984> thanks for letting me know that $13.75 LamarcusSkylooter
23:52:00 <Warren1984> I can now get it cheaper
23:55:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> does JHoward have any porn he doesn't want anymore?
23:56:00 <Warren1984> He has heaps downloaded from the internet
23:56:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> ask him to copy them for you
23:56:00 <Warren1984> but after all this bullshit with my rootkits, viruses, trojan's etc
23:57:00 <Warren1984> I am going to stop downloading or visiting pron websites
23:57:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> does Tarryn have any porn?
23:57:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> what does jhowards wife think about his porn collection?