// #politicaldebate — 2014-12-09
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00:00:00 <LemarcusSkylooter> is it that the man is frustrated by the female, so turns gay instead?
00:00:00 <DoC> haha yeah maybe
00:00:00 <DoC> i don't understand this too
00:00:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> no
00:00:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> he pulls the weight down and can see her boobs
00:01:00 <DoC> not sure what the exact reason is
00:01:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> so he puts more weight on and tries to pull it to see the rest of her
00:01:00 <DoC> lol
00:01:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> but he cant do it so he gets the emo cunt to help him
00:02:00 <LemarcusSkylooter> why not just stand in front of the machine?
00:03:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> ask the gook who drew it
00:10:00 <Warren1984> I figured out how to use the 10L seasol container that cost $75
00:10:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> is this a recent purchase
00:10:00 <Warren1984> got it from bunnings
00:11:00 <Warren1984> my friends gave me a $1000 gift voucher
00:11:00 <Warren1984> $100
00:11:00 <Warren1984> I used that
00:11:00 <Warren1984> there is a little tap underneath the lid, that you unscrew
00:12:00 <Warren1984> then you put the lid on after disconnecting the small tap out
00:12:00 <Warren1984> then you tip it upside down, so that the tap hole is fitted at the bottom
00:12:00 <LemarcusSkylooter> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvGD7B9IEAI8qso.jpg
00:12:00 <Warren1984> and screw in the tap
00:19:00 <Warren1984> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJGVOqYjcq8
00:19:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube Air Crash Investigation 'Sight Unseen' Kazakhstan 1907- Flight Saudi Arabian 763
00:19:00 <Warren1984> LemarcusSkylooter change your nick to Tigger_
00:20:00 <Warren1984> or CLIPCLOP
00:20:00 <LemarcusSkylooter> why?
00:20:00 <LemarcusSkylooter> I have decided that I am going to be LemarcusSkylooter
00:20:00 <Warren1984> because I am use to that nick
00:20:00 <Warren1984> planninefrombirdsville
00:21:00 <Warren1984> I like the routine of predicatability and habit
00:21:00 <Warren1984> calling you tigger_ is a habit
00:22:00 <Warren1984> and of routine purpose
00:22:00 <LemarcusSkylooter> LemarcusSkylooter is funny though
00:27:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> did you find out what tarryn and your mum want?
00:27:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> ring up tarryn 'what you want for xmas?' 'i want xxxx' 'you will get whatever you're given cunt'
00:28:00 <Warren1984> LemarcusSkylooter watch the air investigation
00:28:00 <Warren1984> 2 planes coliding
00:28:00 <LemarcusSkylooter> is Tarryn married yet?
00:29:00 <Warren1984> married to vaness
00:29:00 <Warren1984> LemarcusSkylooter I am 120.5KG
00:29:00 <Warren1984> 1 KG obese
00:29:00 <LemarcusSkylooter> are you down a little bit?
00:29:00 <Warren1984> 199KG I would be overweight
00:30:00 <Warren1984> gotta stop the energy drinks
00:30:00 <Warren1984> and junk food
00:30:00 <LemarcusSkylooter> and sausages
00:42:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> you are getting warren mixed up with max dell
00:43:00 <Warren1984> lol brettingham1boshMVP
00:44:00 <LemarcusSkylooter> https://imgur.com/gallery/lYTDovM
00:44:00 <LemarcusSkylooter> another one I don't get
00:46:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> he drinks the milk in time
00:46:00 <LemarcusSkylooter> yes, but I don't understand how it's funny
00:46:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> it isnt
00:46:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> the other one wasnt either
00:49:00 <Warren1984> LemarcusSkylooter caused a mid air collision above birdsville airport
00:49:00 <Warren1984> and the black box was found in the hotel
00:52:00 <koalabeer> http://img.pandawhale.com/post-23747-Oprah-shaking-head-NO-gif-Imgu-SO8b.gif
01:27:00 <Warren1984> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1SONYKQuWE
01:27:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube Air Crash Investigation: TWA Flight 800 'Explosion over New York'
01:51:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> Warren1984 i think you would like kevin bloody wilson
01:52:00 <Warren1984> why?
01:52:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> your type of thing
01:58:00 <LemarcusSkylooter> brettingham1boshMVP is right
02:00:00 <Warren1984> why is that
02:01:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> go listen to it and stop asking dumb questions
02:02:00 <Warren1984> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao5Kq0hJwzY
02:02:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube KEVIN BLOODY WILSON Cunt Of A Day
02:05:00 <Warren1984> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af7LwnA913g
02:05:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube KEVIN BLOODY WILSON Hey Santa Claus
02:07:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> when someone asks you how you are you can reply 'ive had an absolute cunt of a day'
02:07:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> say it to your boss
02:08:00 <Warren1984> hey Santa Clause wheres me fucking bike
02:10:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> there is one about wanking
02:10:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> you would enjoy it
02:11:00 <Warren1984> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U705EAx70Cw
02:11:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube Rodney Rude McDonalds
02:25:00 <koalabeer> ya mcfuck
03:00:00 <Warren1984> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sORZnTL1fMo
03:00:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube LEXXTEX 355 - CONCORDE CRASH AIR FRANCE FLIGHT 4590 DOCUMENTARY
04:25:00 <LemarcusSkylooter> `topic Disabled activist Stella Young dies: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-12-08/stella-young-dies-aged-32-writer-comedian-disability-activist/5950640 now footage has been released of how she died: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D_vyMDKFjs
04:25:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube F***ing cripple!! (maldita lisiada)
08:18:00 <DoC> 73 percent of casualties during the Afghanistan war have occurred since 2009 when President Obama took office and changed the rules of engagement. The severe injury rate, meaning amputations, lost limbs and traumatic brain injury, has also skyrocketed over the past six years by 500 percent.
08:19:00 <DoC> Obama team insisted on new Rules of Engagement designed to kill more US mil http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2544765/posts
08:22:00 <DoC> Officer Timothy Loehmann, who killed Tamir Rice on 22 November, was specifically faulted for breaking down emotionally while handling a live gun. During a training episode at a firing range, Loehmann was reported to be distracted and weepy and incommunicative. His handgun performance was dismal, deputy chief Jim Polak of the Independence, Ohio, police department wrote in an internal
08:22:00 <DoC> memo.
08:24:00 <DoC> bbl, going at work
12:59:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> lolz
13:06:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> I was deluged with comics from Amazon, multiple copies of everything
13:06:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> and still more on the way
13:06:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> their systems are crazy
13:06:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> are you going to keep them?
13:08:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> In the most recent incident, an Airbus heading from Sydney to Dallas on the world's longest non-stop commercial flight was forced to turn back four hours into its flight after problems with toilets, seat power and in-flight entertainment.
13:08:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> Amazon already said I can keep all duplicates, I'll sell the redundant copies on ebay
13:08:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> LOL
13:08:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> The airline said flight QF7 returned to Sydney for "customer comfort" reasons.
13:09:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> prom expects the best
13:09:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> more like they didnt want to pay the extra costs of getting the aircraft repaired in dallas
13:09:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> a lot of 747's crashed in the early days
13:11:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> why Dallas? I couldn't imagine that Australia had many connections there
13:11:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> its closer to the east coast
13:12:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> and most of america
13:12:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> why not a bit further on to New York?
13:12:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> https://minorinsights.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/michael-brown-trayvon-martin.jpg
13:12:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> you can get your own flight to new york
13:13:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> it would be the same distance
13:20:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> checking prices on ebay, the duplicate comics I've been sent this week would sell for about $550, with more on the way it'll probably come to over $1000
13:23:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> thats about what skip would earn in a month
13:26:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> skip could get into crafts and make necklaces out of beads and sell them on ebay
13:26:00 <Warren1984> hi all
13:26:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> hi Warren1984
13:27:00 <Warren1984> hey LamarcusSkylooter
13:29:00 <Warren1984> who is that weird woman
13:29:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> what weird woman?
13:29:00 <Warren1984> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D_vyMDKFjs'
13:29:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube F***ing cripple!! (maldita lisiada)
13:29:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> that is Anita Sarkeesian
13:30:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> are you enjoying the video?
13:31:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> Warren1984 you cunt wheres me fucking bike
13:31:00 <Warren1984> lol
13:32:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> Warren1984 ring up your sister and say rather than giving a gift, you would give each other sexual favours for xmas
13:33:00 <Warren1984> don't be silly
13:33:00 <Warren1984> brettingham1boshMVP would you clean clipclops penis
13:33:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> its a good suggestion
13:33:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> why ring her? she only lives next door
13:34:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> what do you mean next door?
13:34:00 <Warren1984> if LamarcusSkylooter paid you $20 would you clean his penis
13:34:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> i would clean their pensis's with my mouth
13:34:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> in the flat next door to warren and his mum
13:34:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> penis
13:34:00 <Warren1984> what his horse
13:35:00 <Warren1984> you would clean it with your mouth
13:35:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> yes Warren1984
13:35:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> horses have nice big dicks that need to be cleaned by mouth
13:35:00 <Warren1984> lol
13:35:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> has your mum had a boyfriend since the divorce?
13:35:00 <Warren1984> LamarcusSkylooter is that a reasonable request?
13:36:00 <Warren1984> no brettingham1boshMVP
13:36:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> what about your dad?
13:36:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> he wanted viagra
13:36:00 <Warren1984> I feel like donuts at the new krispy creme
13:36:00 <Warren1984> I just stay out of his business
13:36:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> he has a gook gf
13:36:00 <Warren1984> half
13:36:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> maybe his gook gf is sophie
13:37:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> half gook is the same as full gook
13:37:00 <Warren1984> half gook chicks are the most beautiful
13:37:00 <Warren1984> euroasian
13:37:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> I think they're the ugliest
13:38:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> they're nothing, just a random genetic blur
13:39:00 <Warren1984> Maria Yamashiro is a beautiful gook
13:39:00 <Warren1984> she probably gets nailed every 10 mins
13:40:00 <Warren1984> I am keen to find out what one of the dounuts tastes like
13:41:00 <Warren1984> when straight out the oven
13:41:00 <Warren1984> made freshly
13:41:00 <Warren1984> bbl
13:41:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> Warren1984 the only way you can fight weight gain is to get off the meds
13:41:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> you've never had Krispy Kreme donuts before? neither have I
13:41:00 <Warren1984> thats true
13:41:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> they cause uneccessary cravings
13:41:00 <Warren1984> I have but not when brand new
13:41:00 <Warren1984> what does brettingham1boshMVP
13:42:00 <Warren1984> LamarcusSkylooter -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sORZnTL1fMo
13:42:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube LEXXTEX 355 - CONCORDE CRASH AIR FRANCE FLIGHT 4590 DOCUMENTARY
13:42:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> did Putin shoot it down?
13:47:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> the meds
13:47:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> thats why you are so hungry all the time
13:48:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> why cravings for Krispy Kreme donuts? is there a local shop?
13:48:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> you can get them at 7 eleven i think
13:49:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> speaking of sweet food i will PIG DOWN the second magnum i got today
13:49:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> almond
13:51:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> hi bee_girl
13:52:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> what ia a bee girl?
13:53:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> Heather DeLoach is an American actress. She is best known for her portrayal of the tap dancing "Bee Girl" in the 1992 music video for the hit single "No Rain", by Blind Melon
13:53:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> you hippie whore
13:56:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> all libs have done is copy the alp by promising a surplus and not delivering
13:56:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> i dont think anyone seriously expected one
13:58:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> Abbott is too weak to make real cuts
13:58:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> he needs to take prom's course on "Manning Up For Business and Pleasure"
13:59:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> if he didnt make the promises he wouldnt have got elected
13:59:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> so he's in a much better position now
13:59:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> its pretty easy to see why politicians have no vision or long term plans
14:00:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> there's also the senate, he has to appease the demands of increasingly loopy independents and the collapsing Palmer party
14:01:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> Jackie Lambie will choose whatever policy gives her the most media attention
14:02:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> abbott learnt the hard way when gillard bribed those three independents
14:04:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> the only way out for him is to somehow trigger a full senate election, and hope the public are tired of the independent clowns by now
14:05:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> the public like the independents cos they are seen as rebels
14:06:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> the last full senate election was 1987
14:06:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> rudd would still be pm if he had just played things safe
14:07:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> yes, if he'd just continued Howard's policies, and continued showing up on Sunrise, he'd have a 20 year term of office
14:07:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> yep
14:07:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> he really blew it
14:07:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> but his ego got in his way, he thought he was an expert on economics
14:08:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> expert on everything
14:08:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> he wanted to make his mark, and he did
14:08:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> he wanted to be the guy that gave everyone a free $900
14:11:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2ujP6p9f-g
14:11:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube Kevin Rudd TV Advertisement
14:15:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> out the back door
14:16:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptccZze7VxQ
14:16:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube Chairman Rudd's Propaganda Philosophy
14:16:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> LOL
14:17:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> lol, not far from the truth, his daughter is married to a gook
14:20:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> what ever happened to that Education Revolution?
14:20:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> at no time did I ever hear or read what it actually was
14:26:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> gonski?
14:27:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> it was basically giving billions of extra dollars to education
14:27:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> but the federal government would only contribute a little bit of it
14:27:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> the rest would presumably come from the states
14:28:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> seems to have died out when julia lost the last election
14:33:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> yes, more money, but with what purpose in mind? how was it a revolution?
14:34:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> maybe I'm taking the slogan too literally
14:36:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> it wasnt
14:36:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> you are
14:36:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> same as his 'health revolution'
14:36:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> i think one of the key themes was to cut class sizes down
14:36:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> build some new buildings
14:37:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> rudds an idiot, but he knew the australian public would fall for it
14:37:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> remember him saying there will be no need to go to the doctors anymore because the nbn will mean you just have the consultation at your home
14:39:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> http://www.textjournal.com.au/oct10/croker_carthew_clip_image002.jpg an old Labor education policy, "Knowledge Nation", it's mainly memorable for Kim Beazley having no comprehension of it himself (nobody did), and having to sell it
14:41:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> the health revolution was even more bizarre, like Obamacare I had some notion that at some point some new hospitals would be built, but it was just an expensive bureaucratic reshuffle
14:43:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> education is usually a vote winner
14:43:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> rudd pretty much just copied obama's 'hope' campaign anyway
15:10:00 <Warren1984> later boys
15:10:00 <Warren1984> off to tafe
19:19:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> we had an extremely hot November, but now it's actually summer it's been alright so far
19:21:00 <erlich> it wasnt that hot
19:22:00 <erlich> i was considering walking half way home
19:30:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> how far is it?
19:48:00 <Lish> Hello
19:49:00 <doctor> lish
19:49:00 <Lish> doctor what's cracking
19:50:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> photo of the day, McMansions in China: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/21/magazine/let-a-hundred-mcmansions-bloom.html?_r=0
19:50:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> hi Lish
19:50:00 <Lish> Hey tigger
19:50:00 <Lish> What's happening
19:50:00 <doctor> not much: cat's bothering me for food
19:51:00 <Lish> No good
19:51:00 <Lish> Cats are lakers
19:51:00 <Lish> Lamers
19:51:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> nothing much, except today I was deluged in comic deliveries, the ones that Amazon duplicated the orders over and over
19:51:00 <doctor> they are when they're always hungry and only ever eat a small bit of the food I give them
19:51:00 <doctor> then return hour later and want a new one
19:52:00 <Lish> Hahahah funny tigger
19:52:00 <Lish> What do you do now?
19:52:00 <Lish> Cats are fickle
19:52:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> I've already been refunded, and they said to keep them
19:53:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> so I suppose I'll sell them on ebay
19:53:00 <Lish> Oh weird
19:53:00 <doctor> good idea
19:54:00 <doctor> heard they weren't running too well recently, that's probably one of the reasons why
19:54:00 <Lish> I want to make honey jumbles
19:54:00 <Lish> Oh honey joys not honey jumbles
19:54:00 <doctor> what are they?
19:54:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> Lish, cats are very loving: http://imgur.com/gallery/avXfaA9
19:55:00 <Lish> Honey joys are corn flakes, sugar and honey mixed together
19:55:00 <Lish> Oh and butter
19:55:00 <doctor> sounds good, I could go for something sweet
19:55:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> the not very good version of chocolate crackles
19:55:00 <Lish> They are the better version
19:55:00 <Lish> Chocolate crackles are the worst
19:56:00 <doctor> don't like copha much
19:56:00 <doctor> gives me a headache
19:56:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> actually I might make some tonight
19:56:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> I'd have to go out and buy the stuff for them though
19:57:00 <Lish> Sounds like a lot of energy
19:57:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> that's alright
19:57:00 <Lish> I need to make my husbands sandwiches for tomorrow
19:57:00 <Lish> Don't let me forget later
19:58:00 <Lish> When he isn't here I always forget because usually I do it when he's washing the dinner dishes
19:58:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> they'd be soggy by lunch time tomorrow wouldn't they?
19:58:00 <Lish> No
19:58:00 <Lish> You just make them, wrap them up and they are good to go
19:58:00 <Lish> Salami and cheese
19:58:00 <Lish> Or vegemite and cheese
19:59:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> this is
19:59:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> bullshit
19:59:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> you dont make him a vegemite sandwich everyday
19:59:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> vegemite and cheese, if they're toasted
19:59:00 <Lish> No results
19:59:00 <Lish> Watching game now
19:59:00 <Lish> No sometimes salami, and sometimes I forget
19:59:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> who wins?
19:59:00 <Lish> Sometimes ham and cheese
19:59:00 <Lish> I try to make everyday though
19:59:00 <Lish> Saves $$
20:00:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> are you trying to kill him with salami induced cancer?
20:00:00 <Lish> I love salami
20:00:00 <Lish> Hahaha
20:00:00 <Lish> He isn't a big fan
20:00:00 <Lish> I just buy it so I can snack on it
20:00:00 <doctor> do you give him a lunch box with a roll-up, banana and kraft cheese dip and crackers?
20:01:00 <Lish> Pretty much doctor
20:01:00 <doctor> maybe sometimes spoil him with a small bag of crisps?
20:01:00 <Lish> With a nut bar, a cheese and crackers
20:01:00 <Lish> And sometimes vege chips
20:01:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> do you keep the salami out of the fridge for as long as possible to ensure maximum chance on food poisoning?
20:01:00 <Lish> Yup
20:01:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> vege chips are just as bad for you as regular chips
20:01:00 <doctor> nice, keeping healthy with the vege chips
20:01:00 <Lish> Yeah the vege chips are nice though
20:01:00 <doctor> lol, yeah true
20:02:00 <doctor> vegies aren't as good for you as they make them out to be, pretty neutral actually
20:03:00 <doctor> nor fruits
20:03:00 <Lish> Yeah fruits are full of sugar
20:03:00 <Lish> I guess better than lollies
20:03:00 <Lish> But not great for you
20:03:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> vegetables are good, fruits are high in sugar if you pig down on them. but there are fruitarians who swear by them, and I've never seen an overweight fruitarian
20:04:00 <Lish> I'd want to punch a fruitarian
20:04:00 <doctor> probably burn it all raiding supermarket bins
20:04:00 <Lish> I have a friend who is a vegan raw eater
20:04:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> it's a bit crackpot to me though
20:04:00 <Lish> So they just ear uncooked vegan food
20:04:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> how are they going with that?
20:04:00 <Lish> It's just annoying
20:04:00 <Lish> Good they seem to like it
20:04:00 <Lish> It'd be depressing not to eat any hot food
20:04:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> are they really skinny?
20:04:00 <Lish> Sometimes hot food is comforting
20:04:00 <Lish> Yeah
20:05:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> vegans have a shorter lifespan than vegetarians, so they're missing out on something
20:05:00 <Lish> Everything
20:05:00 <Lish> Not something
20:05:00 <doctor> they most likely just starve themselves as eating would be too finicky for them
20:06:00 <Lish> I might do a hair mask
20:06:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> vegetarians who allow dairy are the longest lived though
20:06:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> what's a hair mask?
20:06:00 <Lish> It's stuff you put on your hair and then leave it in for 30mins or so
20:06:00 <Lish> And it's meant to help your hair look nice and grow strong
20:06:00 <xm> i was reading last night how a woman got done over the death of her baby that was on a vegan diet
20:07:00 <doctor> just shave it off, much easier
20:07:00 <xm> it was also being bestfed up to 11 months
20:07:00 <xm> breastfed*
20:07:00 <Lish> https://www.lush.com.au/shop/product/product&product_id=382
20:07:00 <Lish> This is the one
20:07:00 <doctor> yeah they do it to their pets aswell
20:07:00 <Lish> Yeah barf is that vegan dog food
20:07:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> it was probably a highly eccentric version of a vegan diet, not a more typical one
20:09:00 <Lish> William and Kate went to a basketball game today
20:09:00 <Lish> You know prince William
20:09:00 <Lish> I dunno what the proper name for them is
20:09:00 <Lish> Anyway they met jay z and Beyoncé and then watched an nba game and met Lebron James
20:10:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> interesting, its only a few months back they were at a zoo in sydney
20:10:00 <Ethanol> This is why I will become a republican upon Charles' death or abdication
20:10:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> King Willhelm Alexander of Holland went to see Armin van Buuren play, we could swap royal families
20:11:00 <Lish> lol
20:11:00 <xm> so did King Anders Breivik
20:11:00 <Lish> Dunno where Beyoncé went she must be in the box with them
20:11:00 <Lish> Jayz sitting in his regular court side seat
20:11:00 <xm> the Royal Family havent even done much to stop their own nation from falling to pieces to Islam
20:12:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> there's nothing they can do, the British royal family is purely ceremonial
20:12:00 <xm> yes
20:12:00 <xm> the Queen said something queer friendly not so long ago
20:13:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> in a year or two she'll be talking about the great contributions trannies have made
20:13:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> its not hard to see why the royal family is losing its relevancy, hanging around with a bunch of coloured people during their US trip
20:14:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> go to new york and hang out with a bunch of gang bangers LOL
20:14:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> lol
20:14:00 <Lish> And King James
20:15:00 <Lish> They had to show their respect to the king
20:15:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> as i said, they went to the zoo in sydney not so long ago
20:15:00 <Lish> How's heat going
20:15:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> well placed
20:16:00 <Lish> 7
20:16:00 <Lish> 9-11
20:16:00 <Lish> Long way to go
20:22:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> wheres skip
20:23:00 <Lish> Good question
20:26:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> institutionalised I'd say
20:28:00 <Lish> Hair mask smells weird
20:28:00 <Lish> Like chai
20:28:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> if skip was at liberty, he'd surely be in here ranting about WASP whores and gooks and how he's IBMs CIO
20:30:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> i wish i hadnt PIGGED DOWN my magnum earlier
20:30:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> buy more
20:31:00 <Lish> I'm having British dr pepper
20:31:00 <Lish> It's lame
20:31:00 <Lish> I want toast or something like that
20:31:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> too classy for you
20:31:00 <Lish> I want cheese spread but I have none left
20:31:00 <Lish> Will have to be vegemite if I have toast
20:32:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> meanwhile I will have chocolate crackles
20:32:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> i would like to take a flight to dallas if it wasnt on a380
20:35:00 <Shiz> THE REJECT SHOP
20:37:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> i have no PIG OUT food left
20:39:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> brettingham1boshMVP, why not?
20:39:00 <Lish> Skips?
20:39:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> coz i PIGGED it down
20:40:00 <Lish> I remembered I had tzatziki n jatz
20:40:00 <Shiz> THE REJECT SHOP
20:41:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> well I shall go out to buy some rice bubbles and icing sugar to make chocolate crackles, bbl
20:41:00 <Lish> Yuck
20:41:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> yum
20:41:00 <Lish> We expect pics
20:41:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> use coco pops
20:41:00 <Lish> Yeah aren't choc crackles coco pops?
20:41:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> no
20:42:00 <Lish> Weird
20:42:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> that is the lazy way to make them aka the lish way
20:42:00 <Lish> I'd never make choc crackles
20:42:00 <Lish> They are awful
20:42:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> no I've never heard of them being made with coco pops
20:42:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> you always add your own coco
20:43:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> I have plenty of coco left from last year, so I don't need to buy that again
20:43:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> bbl
21:40:00 <erlich> is stranger in a strange land any good?
21:41:00 <erlich> LamarcusSkylooter: ?
21:41:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> absolutely not
21:41:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> Lish, I have two cans of English Dr. Pepper
21:41:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> I am the king
21:41:00 <erlich> i had a can earlier
21:42:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> but to Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land, it's an unreadable cult novel, notable for prefiguring and influencing the 1960s
21:43:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> Heinlein was always a highly readable SF writer until that point, when he kept his books short
21:44:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> and that was the beginning of his new phase where he turned into a polemicist lecturing on his weird philosophies, he might've been influenced to go in that direction by Ayn Rand
21:53:00 <Ethanol> https://www.change.org/p/boycott-s-korea-dogs-are-part-of-family-not-food
21:54:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> I could've done with a warning
21:54:00 <Ethanol> I didn't notice the bottom half of the photo
21:55:00 <Ethanol> poor dogs
21:56:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> but there's little hope for dog protection laws while this is still going on: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140702/South-Korea-customs-officials-thousands-pills-filled-powdered-human-baby-flesh.html
21:58:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> people thought that story was a hoax, but it's still going on, and getting worse: http://www.koreabang.com/2013/stories/increase-on-human-flesh-capsules-smuggled-into-korea.html
22:04:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> more fun from Korea: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2866329/Nut-rage-Daughter-Korean-Air-s-chief-executive-threw-tantrum-JKF-demanded-plane-return-gate-served-nuts-bag-not-dish.html
22:05:00 <Lish> LamarcusSkylooter: English dr pepper is lame
22:05:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> it is the best, and true Dr Pepper
22:06:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> all Dr Pepper was made this way until the 1980s
22:07:00 <Lish> Don't care
22:07:00 <Lish> It's lame
22:07:00 <Lish> The corner shop has three types of dr pepper now
22:07:00 <Lish> Vanilla float dr pepper
22:07:00 <Ethanol> English Dr Pepper is the version made from sugar, not corn syrup right?
22:07:00 <Lish> Cherry dr pepper
22:08:00 <Lish> And dr pepper origin
22:08:00 <Lish> Origins
22:08:00 <Lish> Fuck ipad
22:08:00 <Lish> Original
22:08:00 <Lish> Yup Ethanol
22:09:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> yes, without the disgusting corn syrup aftertaste
22:10:00 <Ethanol> I remember tasting my first Dr Pepper in years. Something didn't seem right. It wasn't the Dr Pepper I remembered as a kid.
22:10:00 <Ethanol> It was at that point when I learnt about corn syrup
22:11:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> yeah I had the same experience
22:11:00 <Lish> The English one isn't as zingy as the American one
22:12:00 <Lish> Aside from the sugar/corn syrup thing
22:12:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> Woolworths and Coles stock the English made Dr. Pepper, which uses the traditional recipe with sugar, and at IGA and gook corner shops, they have the American made stuff with corn syrup
22:12:00 <Lish> Woolworths doesn't stock near me
22:12:00 <Lish> Just Coles
22:12:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> mine does
22:12:00 <Lish> I like the vanilla float one, it's nice
22:12:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> they hide it well though
22:12:00 <Lish> The corner shop also started selling Mexican coke, it's in a glass bottle
22:13:00 <Lish> Pretty good
22:13:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> is the taste different?
22:13:00 <Ethanol> Coles place it in a small section of "international" foods
22:13:00 <Lish> They have other stuff too like cherry fanta, grape fanta etc
22:13:00 <Lish> Yeah my husband always gets irnbru or whatever it is
22:13:00 <Lish> LamarcusSkylooter: Yeah different
22:13:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> tonight I did notice some Mexican softdrinks in the international section, the lime looked nice, but I had my eyes on Dr Pepper
22:14:00 <Lish> I think the corner shop gets supplies from Costco
22:14:00 <Lish> They just started selling some american lollies and twinkles too
22:15:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> can you shop at Costco?
22:15:00 <Lish> Twinkies
22:15:00 <Lish> Yes
22:15:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> I thought Twinkies went bankrupt recently
22:15:00 <Lish> Well you have to be a member
22:15:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> are you a member?
22:15:00 <Lish> Yeah I think someone bought them out or something
22:15:00 <Lish> No I used to be
22:15:00 <Lish> But I never went
22:15:00 <Lish> Cause you have to buy so many of everything to get a good deal
22:15:00 <Lish> We are just two people, we don't need 1000 toilet rolls
22:15:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> are you sure?
22:16:00 <Lish> Pretty sure
22:16:00 <Ethanol> I do, but Costco is an hour drive away
22:16:00 <Lish> You gotta have somewhere to store that shit
22:16:00 <Ethanol> "Welcome to Costco. I love you"
22:16:00 <Lish> I like where they have all the pizzas and stuff
22:17:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> on those American reality shows about trash people they occasionally have shots of their store rooms with thousands of rolls of toilet paper, nappies, etc.
22:17:00 <Lish> Yuh I love those shows
22:17:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> I suppose they must go to Walmart once a year
22:17:00 <Lish> In America you can get really good deals with coupons
22:17:00 <Lish> Sometimes you can even get things free
22:18:00 <Lish> Or money back to you if you use a coupon
22:18:00 <Lish> Extreme couponing is a good show
22:18:00 <Lish> They find a good deal and buy 1000000 of them
22:18:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> the only coupons I get are for a wheel rebalance
22:18:00 <Lish> And add them to their 'stockpile'
22:18:00 <Lish> Yeah we don't have the same type of couponing here
22:20:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> I'd love to visit a costco
22:20:00 <Lish> Why don't you
22:21:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> do you have to be a member first?
22:21:00 <Lish> Not sure, they used to let non members go and look but you couldn't buy anything
22:21:00 <Lish> If you wanted something then you could join
22:21:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> I see, I didn't know that
22:21:00 <Lish> But I dunno if they still do that
22:22:00 <Lish> Be warned there are asians everywhere, especially on the weekends
22:22:00 <Lish> Asians love Costco
22:22:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> how much is the membership?
22:22:00 <Lish> $60 pa
22:22:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> that's alright
22:22:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> why so many asians?
22:22:00 <Lish> Yuh it's good if you intend to go
22:22:00 <Lish> But for me it was a waste
22:22:00 <Lish> I went once or twice
22:22:00 <Lish> I dunno, they love a bargain?
22:23:00 <Lish> Or buying in bulk? I dunno
22:23:00 <Lish> They are everywhere
22:23:00 <Lish> Walking slowly
22:23:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> were you the tallest person in the entire building?
22:23:00 <Lish> Hahaha maybe
22:24:00 <Lish> Wonder if silverhawk called bee today
22:24:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> they might've made up
22:24:00 <Lish> Yeah maybe they needed phone sex
22:24:00 <Lish> Ew
22:25:00 <slower> stuffed if i would pay a company so i can spend my money there
22:25:00 <Lish> Don't worry, I don't think you not paying will send them broke
22:25:00 <Ethanol> Can I come and have a look before I sign up?
22:25:00 <Ethanol> Costco is a membership warehouse club and you will need a membership to visit and shop at Costco. Costco memberships are fully guaranteed; we would suggest that you sign up for a membership and come and give us a try. If you are not satisfied, we will refund your membership fee in full.
22:26:00 <Lish> There you go
22:26:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> lol, no thanks
22:26:00 <Lish> You can complain once you've had a look and get your money back
22:26:00 <Lish> You love complaining
22:26:00 <Ethanol> You may also bring up to 2 guests
22:26:00 <Lish> Ethanol can take you
22:26:00 <Lish> Can be a Costco date
22:26:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> Amazon have exhausted my complaining energy this week
22:27:00 <Lish> Ok im going to read
22:27:00 <Ethanol> I'm not interested. We already have an Ikea on the southside...that's exhausting enough
22:27:00 <Lish> Later gaters
22:27:00 <Lish> IKEA is hell
22:27:00 <Lish> With fun things
22:27:00 <Ethanol> exactly. I can't imagine Costco would be any better
22:27:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> they have cheap food though?
22:28:00 <Lish> Yuh it's not worth it
22:28:00 <Ethanol> they have cheap Swedish confectionary
22:28:00 <Lish> The meat balls are not worth the torture of okra
22:28:00 <Lish> IKEA
22:28:00 <Lish> Especially on a weekend
22:28:00 <Lish> Omg, it's so bad
22:28:00 <Lish> They make you walk through all those damn displays
22:28:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> I only go into shops during weekdays, let workers suffer in pain on the weekend
22:28:00 <Lish> Weekday it's probably fine
22:29:00 <Lish> Maybe lots of mothers and kids
23:39:00 <DoC> i dont know why people comes on irc for stalking/abusing others.
23:40:00 <DoC> Gday IvanTheBastard :)
23:40:00 <DoC> obama is shit man
23:40:00 <DoC> he's making dumb policies :\
23:44:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> which dumb policies?
23:46:00 <DoC> The video made public on Wednesday shows Tamir Rice being shot within 1½ to 2 seconds of a patrol car stopping near him at a park in Cleveland on Saturday. It shows the boy reaching in his waistband for what police discovered was a pellet gun that shoots non-lethal plastic projectiles. He died the next day.
23:46:00 <DoC> there are so many tigger..
23:46:00 <static> died in the anus.
23:46:00 <IvanTheBastard> hi DoC
23:46:00 <DoC> dont remember exactly
23:46:00 <DoC> people aren't accepting that policies..
23:47:00 <DoC> sup IvanTheBastard?
23:48:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> ah well, now that everyone is bored with Ferguson, time to move onto another black gentle giant executed by racist police
23:48:00 <DoC> the kid was either too stupid to realize he was doing something dangerous or wanted a suicide by cop
23:49:00 <DoC> 73 percent of casualties during the Afghanistan war have occurred since 2009 when President Obama took office and changed the rules of engagement. The severe injury rate, meaning amputations, lost limbs and traumatic brain injury, has also skyrocketed over the past six years by 500 percent.
23:50:00 <DoC> Obama didn't change the rules of engagement.....sigh
23:50:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> how were they changed? that they have to be more restrained before opening fire?
23:52:00 <DoC> Tighter obama rules of engagement contributed to US casualtys http://rt.com/usa/battlefield-deaths-rules-engagement-change-862/
23:52:00 <DoC> US military deaths in Afghanistan skyrocket under Obama http://allenbwest.com/2014/02/us-military-deaths-afghanistan-skyrocket-obama
23:54:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> I suspect the terrorists also became bolder after Obama took office, as they knew they were dealing with a weak leader
23:54:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> Putin is certainly making the most of an Obama presidency
23:55:00 <DoC> Obama increased troop levels in Afghanistan as well (the first increase came under Bush)
23:56:00 <DoC> the old ghosts of past come haunt back the Americans ... slavery , racism , violence , riots .... Obama pres declared today 'the racism deeply rooted in this country'...ouchh devastator
23:57:00 <DoC> Wasn't Obama supposed to be post-racial president?
23:57:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> the US should never have gone into Afghanistan unless it was intended to commit total genocide, Afghans are intensely tribalistic homosexuals, not the foundation of civilisation
23:58:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> that was a fantasy that many lefties held
23:58:00 <DoC> indeed tigger
23:59:00 <DoC> the American nation paid more than all other countries in West who practiced slavery with a terrible and bloody civil war in 1861... based in part on black question
23:59:00 <LamarcusSkylooter> but when blacks supposedly vote 98% in favour of Obama, how post-racial can this really be? sounds more like capitulation
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