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11:15:42 Topic Is: -*'^'~*-.,_,.-*~Merry Christmas ! Joyeux Noel ! Feliz Navidad ! Buon Natale ! Vrolijk Kerstfeest! Hronia polla kai eytyhismenos! Frohe Weihnachten! ~*-.,_,.-*~'^'*-, + [[[[[pong]]]]]'
11:15:42 Set By: ([[[[[pong]]]]]) on: Fri Dec 23 19:18:27 2016
11:15:52 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa damian damian
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12:12:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa Skirmish Skirmish
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12:36:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
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13:18:06 <couleurs> Hi All
13:18:39 <Glenn> couleurs...
13:18:53 <couleurs> that me!!!!!!
13:19:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v couleurs
13:24:58 Mode: (by Skirmish) +vvv cephalopathy President steven1
13:25:15 Mode: (by Skirmish) +oo steven1 thestig
13:25:32 Mode: (by Skirmish) +o xm
13:25:38 Mode: (by Skirmish) +o couleurs
13:26:28 <+couleurs> who let the doges out!!!!!
13:34:27 <+couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iddTKncREHI
13:34:28 <+couleurs> kik
13:34:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How not to merge into traffic - VIC (Dec 26, 2016) Length: 1:26 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 114 views views - 11 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:40:15 <+couleurs> Bloodey Idiets.
14:23:24 <+couleurs> all the old people in #sydney!!!!!!!!!
14:28:21 <Skirmish> lol you will be that old one day too couleurs
14:28:56 <+couleurs> :(
14:35:27 <+couleurs> i have to wash my car... esp the brake dust
14:35:34 <+couleurs> i bet Doodle already has
14:38:09 <Skirmish> I wash my lancer about once a year.
14:38:12 <Skirmish> lol
14:38:17 <Skirmish> If it rains ... good stuff.
14:38:45 <Skirmish> I should probably at least clean the dust off the dash and interior ....
14:39:06 <+couleurs> :o
14:40:41 <+couleurs> what colour is it?
14:40:50 <Skirmish> blue
14:41:24 <+couleurs> da best colour
14:48:35 <+couleurs> betta b a lancer evo tho!!!!!!!
14:53:41 <Skirmish> nah it's a 2014.5 GSR Sportsback.
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14:56:01 <Skirmish> Welcome Saemon. Decided not to kill yourself eh?
14:56:22 <+couleurs> oh ok
14:58:54 <+couleurs> come back for some more pedoing!!!!!
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16:46:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa damian damian
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17:07:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
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18:19:36 <ABC> heya Lumeah
18:19:44 <Lumeah> :)
18:20:13 <ABC> :P
18:21:31 <Lumeah> :p~~~
18:22:38 <ABC> whats going on Lumeah2
18:22:56 <Lumeah> Fucking bnb next door has people in it..
18:23:16 <Lumeah> They are playing outside.. How rude
18:23:18 <Lumeah> Lol
18:26:35 <Lumeah> Making noise n throwing a Frisbee. Tut tut tut
18:29:35 <Lumeah> Whats going on ABC
18:35:03 <ABC> i was talking to Lumeah2
18:35:05 <ABC> not U
18:35:28 <Lumeah> Someone i have on ignore?
18:35:52 <ABC> why iz Lumeah2 on ignore?
18:35:56 <ABC> what he do?
18:36:04 <Lumeah> No no...
18:36:19 <Lumeah> Both lumeah's are me
18:36:37 <ABC> are you sure
18:36:46 <Lumeah> Yup
18:36:51 <Lumeah> 100%
18:37:04 <ABC> well i never knew that i always though Lumeah was a CUNT
18:37:16 <Lumeah> Lol
18:37:21 <Lumeah> Thx
18:37:30 <Lumeah> Are they different?
18:37:41 <ABC> i think so
18:37:54 <Lumeah2> Really?
18:37:55 <Lumeah2> How
18:38:07 <ABC> i dunno
18:38:13 <Lumeah2> Ok
18:38:16 <Lumeah2> Hi
18:38:18 <ABC> Ok
18:38:20 <Lumeah2> Miss me?
18:38:31 <ABC> holy shit
18:38:34 <ABC> now im confused
18:38:35 <Lumeah2> Lol
18:38:42 <Lumeah2> Soz
18:38:48 <Lumeah> Hi
18:38:50 <ABC> how can u control both
18:38:51 <Lumeah> Lol
18:38:54 <ABC> im amazed
18:39:02 <Lumeah> I have 2 phones
18:39:11 <Lumeah> Auto join..
18:39:17 <ABC> why do u have 2 phones
18:39:22 <Lumeah> So ones on the otherz on
18:39:25 <Arbition> lol I know someone with two phones
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18:39:40 <Arbition> He has two different grindr accounts, one on each
18:39:46 <ABC> lol
18:39:54 <ABC> same reason Lumeah
18:39:57 <ABC> ?
18:39:58 <Lumeah> Because one is new n one is really old and i use the old one for work cuz i haven't broken it
18:40:00 <amelia> are you talking about steven1
18:40:09 <Arbition> nah, just one of my friends
18:40:18 <Arbition> Lumeah mentioned using two phones
18:40:19 <ABC> steven aint a friend
18:40:25 <Arbition> I'm not talking about someone here
18:40:35 <Lumeah> Ok
18:40:43 <amelia> so you are definitely talking about steven1 then
18:41:00 <Lumeah> Usally one phone dies ill use the other
18:41:07 <ABC> steven has more than 2 grindr accounts
18:41:10 <ABC> cmon
18:41:17 <Arbition> You mean steven actually lives in Adelaide?
18:41:19 <ABC> ok Lumeah
18:41:44 <Lumeah> My knee hurts. Lol
18:41:56 <Lumeah> From driving like a hoon. Lol
18:42:02 <ABC> well i only got 1 phone. no1 ever calls it though
18:42:03 <Lumeah> Bad girl
18:42:10 <ABC> i dun even know why i have it
18:42:19 <Lumeah> Aww
18:42:25 <Arbition> Person who calls me most is my dad
18:42:26 <Lumeah> No lub?
18:43:02 <ABC> my dads dead. be a bit weird if he'd call me
18:43:05 <Arbition> Admiral Ackbar!
18:43:10 <Lumeah> I got Baileysfor Christmas
18:43:22 <ABC> baileys?
18:43:25 <Lumeah> Mine callex me
18:43:26 <Arbition> I got cash
18:43:27 <ABC> yukk
18:43:31 <Lumeah> Lol
18:43:35 <ABC> i want cash
18:43:41 <ABC> my mum didnt gime me cash
18:43:46 <Lumeah> Its chocolate
18:43:47 <ABC> she gave me petrol card
18:43:54 <Lumeah> Lol good idea
18:43:58 <Arbition> that's close enough though, I use petrol all the time
18:44:04 <ABC> so i dont spend it on drugs
18:44:05 <ABC> haha
18:44:20 <Arbition> when I got a dan murphy's gift card, I was like, fuuuuu I never get anything there
18:44:25 <Arbition> so I had to pick an alcohol to get
18:44:27 <Lumeah> I really wanted a big w card n woolies and caltex
18:44:30 <Arbition> which basically never do
18:44:48 <ABC> yeh i got $150 on one of those gift cards too
18:45:00 <Lumeah> Cool
18:45:10 <Lumeah> What drugs u get?
18:45:16 <ABC> nothing
18:45:34 <Lumeah> :p
18:45:40 <Arbition> man I have so much shit to unpack and sort
18:45:44 <Lumeah> Then why say anyth
18:45:48 <Arbition> but I'm eating dinner at the moment
18:46:00 <ABC> lol
18:46:03 <Lumeah> Tell me
18:46:17 <Arbition> Gotta throw half of it out
18:46:26 <Arbition> or I won't be able to put it anywhere
18:47:10 <Arbition> Maybe ABC has moved to krokodil
18:47:30 <Lumeah> How ya dad die?
18:47:31 <Arbition> like the Russians
18:47:49 <ABC> heart attack
18:48:07 <Lumeah> Dam
18:48:09 <ABC> over 10 years ago now
18:48:18 <ABC> yeah sucks
18:48:29 <Lumeah> I haven't talked to my dad in 20years
18:48:41 <ABC> whys that
18:48:43 <Lumeah> He sounded familiar
18:48:54 <Lumeah> Cuz i disowned him
18:49:09 <couleurs> Welcome Home, Amelia.
18:49:09 <Lumeah> I needed him he wasn't around
18:49:24 <couleurs> -- Skirmioushe
18:49:44 <Lumeah> Kept promising me shit h wouldn't turn up
18:49:46 <ABC> fair enough
18:49:53 <ABC> lol
18:49:55 <ABC> what a cunt
18:49:56 <amelia> thnx cereals i feel very welcomed
18:50:14 <Lumeah> Moved away
18:50:41 <ABC> my dad was always there
18:50:49 <couleurs> no sombrero
18:51:03 <Lumeah> Was he a good dad?
18:51:10 <ABC> hell yeah
18:51:19 <ABC> the best'
18:51:35 <Lumeah> You're very lucky then
18:51:45 <ABC> yes i am
18:51:52 <couleurs> i wanna be a FiFa DaD
18:52:40 <Lumeah> Im gonna have a shower
18:52:54 <ABC> same
18:52:54 <couleurs> pics
18:53:00 <ABC> ok
18:58:15 <couleurs> ____\o/________/\____ SHARK!!!
19:04:41 <ABC> []]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]][][[[[[[[ GUN!!!!!
19:08:48 <couleurs> RiP BoY GeOrGe
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19:25:58 <couleurs> https://twitter.com/SHAQ/status/2796596944
19:26:05 <couleurs> one of the best tweets ever
19:30:12 <amelia> I dont get it
19:31:23 <couleurs> just shaq wishing daniel radcliffe a happy bday
19:34:18 <amelia> idk harry potter very well
19:35:28 <couleurs> me 2
19:37:17 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/mz_n5O_inJU
19:37:21 <BlackDevil> Youtube: They see me rollin... (Dec 26, 2016) Length: 0:40 - Category: People & Blogs - 38,864 views views - 236 likes (87.4%), 34 dislikes (12.6%)
19:56:59 <couleurs> me laffing
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20:23:51 <alienatedRomeo> amelia a/s/l?
20:24:55 * alienatedRomeo slaps Arbition around a bit with a large trout
20:24:57 * alienatedRomeo slaps Saemon around a bit with a large trout
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20:34:36 <xm> Hello possums
20:34:55 <xm> how was your Christmas burger alienatedRomeo ?
20:52:53 <ABC> hmmmm
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20:55:19 <couleurs> ;p
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21:24:44 <couleurs> so wot u guys wearin
21:25:31 <xm> a Christmas sweater nan made me
21:25:35 <xm> she's still here
21:25:41 <xm> i have to wear it lol
21:28:02 <couleurs> Chinese Christmas Sweater Makin' U Sweat
21:30:52 <ABC> lol
21:31:52 <xm> i love alliteration
21:31:53 <xm> me 2
21:32:44 <couleurs> me two
21:34:47 <couleurs> haveing a FiFa oneline battle atm a wonderful Match Happenin'
21:35:19 <couleurs> n u
21:35:29 <xm> cookin dinner
21:35:44 <xm> then lots of cleaning up after :(
21:37:37 <couleurs> aw
21:42:17 <couleurs> wot cooken
21:42:33 <couleurs> good looken
21:42:38 <couleurs> ;0
21:42:53 <xm> butter chooken
21:43:17 <xm> what was ur dinner m8
21:43:19 <xm> was it wabbit
21:44:02 <couleurs> no!!!!
21:44:32 <couleurs> margerine chooken
21:44:34 <couleurs> Rofl
21:45:02 <xm> lmaoooooooo
21:45:32 <couleurs> we had turkey, ham, oysters and smoked salmon 4 xmas dinner
21:45:47 <xm> oh i meant today
21:45:54 <couleurs> i had 4 oysters and i don't even like them....
21:46:00 <xm> oysters are yum
21:46:00 <couleurs> 1 of them was gross
21:46:06 <xm> i generally have at least 6 in one go
21:46:21 <xm> dont really liek smoked anything'
21:46:33 <couleurs> i had red bull, coke and chocolate cake today Lol #letsgetfat
21:46:45 <couleurs> i'm tweakin'
21:46:45 <xm> ur reading for fifa!!!
21:46:51 <xm> i had the best ever choc cake too
21:46:56 <couleurs> yea wear simba
21:47:23 <couleurs> got heaps of leftover cake yea, i had a slice today, it's very rich
21:47:40 <couleurs> Like a Jew
21:47:42 <couleurs> AHEhaeh
21:47:58 <couleurs> holy fuck the humidity sux, just drinken heaps
21:47:59 <couleurs> n u
21:48:12 <xm> pretty cool here, little rainy
21:48:36 <couleurs> <couleurs> BORING CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:48:41 <couleurs> kelevra gon ban me rip
21:49:07 <xm> dw i come in for backup!!
21:52:08 <ABC> ;p
21:53:09 <couleurs> :o
21:56:14 <couleurs> RiP BoY GeOrGe
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22:16:21 <xm> whoa it really is a dead chan in there
22:17:10 <couleurs> told u
22:17:13 <couleurs> i left 2
22:17:21 <couleurs> #PROTEST
22:18:22 <xm> what do you want? rice? when do we want it now????
22:18:27 <xm> mmmm butter chooken!!!
22:19:33 <couleurs> Laff Out Loud
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22:35:13 <ABC> mm icecream
22:36:07 <Bonny> ice cream shop is now closed
22:37:53 <xm> ice cream, what you apply to your irritated skin after digging the bugs out
22:38:13 <xm> XDDDDDDDDDDD
22:40:06 <couleurs> I Scream 4 Ouce Creme
23:01:14 <amelia> eye screen
23:02:19 <ABC> yayyyy
23:03:17 <xm> how does a blind person see? no eye dear. lolz
23:03:38 <ABC> sik puppy
23:04:24 <xm> take me 2 da vet den m8
23:04:30 <amelia> ahahahaha
23:07:14 <ABC> :)
23:08:25 <xm> ive got lobster m8
23:09:39 <amelia> pinchy
23:10:07 <xm> lol
23:14:24 <ABC> i hate thinking
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23:17:54 Nick: steven1 is now known as steven
23:17:58 <couleurs> KiK
23:18:04 <President_Trump> lolz
23:18:10 <ABC> welcome President_Trump
23:18:19 <President_Trump> LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
23:18:59 <xm> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
23:20:08 <sammy> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
23:21:41 <ABC> LOOOOOOOOL
23:23:15 <couleurs> stop all the laffing
23:23:36 <amelia> well howzabout u stop pedoing
23:24:16 <President_Trump> ah yes couleurs, one of the biggest pedos on austnet
23:24:29 <couleurs> Wow.
23:24:40 <xm> im shocked!!!
23:24:48 <xm> he has time for pedoing outside of FiFa!!
23:24:51 <couleurs> me 2
23:24:52 <amelia> SHeLL SHoCKeD
23:25:07 <under`> i'm gonna spend the night with the iranian girl again
23:25:15 <under`> i booked a room in florence
23:25:17 <xm> ive never met an ugly iranian girl
23:25:20 <amelia> i thought she exploded
23:25:28 <under`> no she sucked my cock so good
23:25:40 <under`> she's beautiful not uglu
23:25:42 <under`> ugly
23:25:42 <amelia> o ok cool
23:26:18 <xm> no, i wasnt saying she is ugly. the expression in English means that pretty much all Iranian girls are attractive
23:26:33 <amelia> yes he is rude for calling your gf ugly
23:26:37 <xm> lmao
23:26:56 <amelia> can't believe u would say that xm
23:27:09 <xm> go back to pedoing mr wheelchair!!!
23:27:13 <xm> u pedoette
23:27:14 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
23:27:56 <under`> oooh lol
23:28:06 <under`> yeah indeed
23:28:47 <ABC> LOL
23:28:57 <ABC> WTF AM I WATCHING
23:29:14 <amelia> MY KiTCHeN RuLeZ
23:29:33 <ABC> flicked channel over first dates uk
23:29:35 <under`> https://imgur.com/zMqV55J
23:29:36 <ABC> ur man
23:29:40 <under`> you like her amelia ?
23:29:54 <under`> the shot is called godfather
23:30:05 <under`> is grappa with sambuca
23:30:09 <amelia> she is okay
23:30:15 <xm> i was thinking more liek this http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2013/01/Nazanin-Boniad/14-Nazanin-Boniad.jpg
23:30:23 <under`> she has the best boobs i ever touched
23:30:26 <amelia> physically, the other was better looking
23:30:36 <under`> who?
23:31:00 <amelia> dont know
23:31:05 <under`> the american indian?
23:31:34 <amelia> probably
23:31:39 <under`> no way
23:31:40 <couleurs> is that salami kayak
23:31:45 <amelia> I didn't pay that much attention
23:31:54 <under`> thankzzzzzz
23:32:02 <under`> gonna go eat pasta
23:32:07 <under`> mamma is calling me
23:32:09 <under`> byez
23:32:12 <amelia> c u fluffeh
23:32:21 <xm> lol couleurs
23:34:25 <couleurs> xD
23:34:56 <ABC> :)
23:35:38 <xm> XDDDDDDDDDDD
23:36:15 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/WLR10ofD6uw
23:36:20 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Who put the Windows sound effects on this? (Dec 27, 2016) Length: 1:00 - Category: People & Blogs - 171 views views - 13 likes (72.2%), 5 dislikes (27.8%)
23:36:56 <President_Trump> hands up if ya pedoing
23:37:04 <President_Trump> hands up if ya wear womens necklaces
23:37:34 <steven> hands up single ladies
23:37:36 <steven> cant hear ya
23:37:41 <steven> make noise
23:37:58 <steven> all the chickenheads...
23:38:28 <xm> make some noise nerdhackz boyz
23:40:26 <steven> last year christmas cars got broken into out the front
23:40:48 <steven> this christmas wasnt much different
23:40:54 <steven> woke up in the morning same thing
23:40:58 <steven> hahaha fucking cunts
23:41:03 <ABC> :))
23:41:11 <xm> isnt your place kinda in a gated community?
23:41:22 <steven> i had my gold chain in the center console
23:41:36 <ABC> remember when my car got broken into? i rang steven. less than 24hrs later i got it back
23:41:37 <steven> i left a $50 note on the ground
23:41:43 <steven> but emma got it earlier in the day
23:41:43 <steven> ahaha
23:41:48 <ABC> maybe u should do the same thing steven
23:42:00 <steven> yeh steven is a dumb cunt these days
23:42:04 <steven> my dad got the same thing
23:42:18 <steven> i got his shit back in a few hours
23:42:54 <steven> oh yeah
23:42:59 <steven> same kid done your car
23:43:00 <steven> hahaha
23:43:01 <ABC> pretty sure i gave u an xtc pill for doing it
23:43:04 <ABC> LOL
23:43:05 <steven> Darryl
23:43:30 <ABC> musta been cooked.
23:43:34 <ABC> fuk me
23:43:34 <steven> didnt he take the face
23:43:37 <steven> and left the rest
23:43:38 <steven> hahaah
23:43:38 <ABC> so long ago
23:43:40 <steven> dumb fuck
23:43:43 <ABC> yeh i think
23:45:16 <steven> haaaaaaaaaaaaa
23:45:35 <President_Trump> ABC where's jen?
23:45:45 <President_Trump> steven tell nate to come back for christmas
23:45:53 <steven> she is on the man train
23:45:54 <President_Trump> promise we wont tell any mexican jokes
23:46:40 <sammy> gowchi
23:46:52 <ABC> :)
23:58:19 <steven> ;)
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