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00:05:28 <Skirmish> I liked Austnet news. Good laugh.
00:05:35 <amelia> didn't click it
00:05:38 <amelia> fook that
00:06:17 <Skirmish> I had tears from laughing so hard.
00:06:34 <amelia> haha wot issit even
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00:07:09 <Skirmish> It's a computer voice reading news about different people and channels. Have a listen you will laugh.
00:07:25 <amelia> haha
00:07:31 <amelia> who is on it
00:07:53 <Skirmish> #melbourne, Kelevra, Raichu, #sydney, Roshanda etc.
00:08:34 <amelia> ahahahahahahahaha
00:09:54 <amelia> sounds fair so far
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00:13:53 <Skirmish> Can someone link it again I accidently closed the window.
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00:15:05 <President_Trump> lies
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06:33:44 <entity> right
06:33:45 <entity> now
06:33:47 <entity> hack me
06:33:50 <entity> im unstoppable
06:33:56 <entity> i worked all night to fuck you all over
06:33:59 <entity> fucking dogs
06:34:20 <entity> i will haunt your house with a dark entity
06:39:02 <entity> my shadow wolves run the place cunt
06:40:34 Nick: entity is now known as DarkEntity
06:41:16 <DarkEntity> pushing 2500 fb friends
06:41:25 <DarkEntity> i am friends with Soddam Hossain
06:48:33 <DarkEntity> Look out for a mistruck $1 coin with 6 kangaroo's on it, Worth a mint. :)
06:49:11 <DarkEntity> only 1 in the world though
06:52:49 <DarkEntity> i greened out at 11am .___.
06:52:50 <DarkEntity> lolz
06:53:12 <DarkEntity> been fried for 4 days
07:02:13 <DarkEntity> stephen dorkx
07:02:16 <DarkEntity> lolzzzz
07:08:37 <DarkEntity> black dev wears mens g-strings
07:08:39 <DarkEntity> lolzzzzzz
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11:03:38 <Exo> Good morning :)
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12:24:48 <SevenThirty> Extra, extra read all about it - https://soundcloud.com/austnet-news/austnet-news-13122016
12:25:10 <Arbition> another diatribe?
12:25:40 <Arbition> also why is it dated for tomorrow
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17:38:04 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO6k9Fncwqs
17:38:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drake - Fake Love (Explicit) (Nov 14, 2016) Length: 3:42 - Category: Music - 3,000,604 views views - 25,040 likes (87.7%), 3,507 dislikes (12.3%)
17:38:09 <steven> straight up to my face
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17:44:23 <steven1> thats when they smile in your face
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17:52:25 <steven> suuuuuuuuuuuh dude
17:57:55 <steven> `op
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17:58:02 Mode: (by steven) +ooo PandasDontDrive carlOz javel
17:58:08 Mode: (by steven) +ooo Lumeah2 NeXus President_1
17:58:12 Mode: (by steven) +oo TheNagi unwitty
17:58:17 <steven> why ya mad? fix your face
18:18:31 <Lumeah2> Sup
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18:57:13 <steven1> lols
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18:57:48 <steven> where is tisk
18:57:53 <steven> he messaged me on skype today
18:57:55 <amelia> lols hows ma emma babes
18:58:18 <amelia> did he msg u about giving up ciggies and drugs
18:58:19 <steven> she is okay i guess
18:58:37 <steven> na
18:58:46 <steven> me and tisk are tight
18:58:47 <amelia> and how he has so much to offer a woman but every woman always chooses the bad guys who only want sex
18:58:50 <steven> we bruvvaz
18:58:57 <amelia> she is okay? wots wrong wif her
18:58:59 <steven> that is correct
18:59:08 <steven> her pussy is sore
18:59:20 <amelia> you are an idiot
18:59:20 <steven> i have to go easy
18:59:22 <steven> lols
18:59:37 <steven> na she is fine
18:59:43 <amelia> otay good
18:59:52 <amelia> tell her i says hello loser dork
19:02:30 <steven> i did
19:03:06 <steven> she said fuck off amelia ya dumb mutt
19:03:23 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
19:03:25 <steven> hahaaaaaaaa hi girlllllfriend
19:03:42 <amelia> i wouldn't expect anything less
19:04:37 <amelia> I gots huge christmas gift today
19:04:40 <amelia> soso special
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19:05:12 <amelia> that's wotchu get for bein a jerk
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19:08:57 <steven1> hahaha
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19:09:33 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg00YEETFzg
19:09:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rihanna - We Found Love ft. Calvin Harris (Oct 19, 2011) Length: 4:36 - Category: Music - 655,589,305 views views - 1,844,395 likes (94.2%), 113,605 dislikes (5.8%)
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19:38:24 <President_Trump> lols
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19:51:30 <steven> lols
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20:08:23 <steven1> `info
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20:35:37 <steven1> lols
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20:56:06 <steven1> sharni slart
20:56:21 <sharni> Hey dawg
20:56:26 <+PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
20:56:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun (Jun 22, 2010) Length: 5:20 - Category: Music - 69,026,256 views views - 311,457 likes (96.5%), 11,247 dislikes (3.5%)
20:56:34 <+PandasDontDrive> xD choice song uhhh steven1
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21:14:10 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
21:22:06 <thestig> welcome pong
21:22:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiii
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21:58:38 <Arbition> Key Lime Pie, sounds good
21:59:18 Nick: steven1 is now known as steven
21:59:19 <steven> `op
21:59:29 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o steven
21:59:42 <steven> talk to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee talk to me talk dirty to me
21:59:54 <steven> talk dirty dirty dirty
22:00:05 <steven> sharni is no angel
22:02:06 <Arbition> Huh. Just got a letter from JustCar insurance. Looks like they have been bought out by Shannons
22:02:46 <Arbition> That's... annoying. Actually
22:02:53 <Arbition> Shannons has always been way more expensive
22:04:09 <steven> i got a song you will like Arbition
22:04:31 <Arbition> Oh yeah? What's that?
22:04:52 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZIbpexA4g8
22:04:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Farnham - That's Freedom (Oct 15, 2010) Length: 4:22 - Category: Music - 386,236 views views - 1,358 likes (97.8%), 31 dislikes (2.2%)
22:06:10 <Arbition> lol but my hair isn't that anymore
22:07:30 <crymelia> hahahahahahaha
22:08:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
22:09:26 <crymelia> isn't shannons for like really expensive cars
22:09:43 <crymelia> and ones that sit in your garage
22:09:48 <Arbition> yes
22:09:54 <Arbition> that's why I'm annoyed
22:09:57 <steven> yeah let my jet ski
22:09:58 <crymelia> cos they are too special to drive
22:10:01 <steven> like
22:10:17 <Arbition> because JustCar was for people like me who are too young to have cars just sit around in the garage
22:10:23 <crymelia> if they put it up jus change insurers
22:10:36 <Arbition> But the problem is my car isn't easy to insure
22:10:44 <Arbition> that's why I went to Just car in teh first place
22:10:45 <crymelia> I would think they'd leave it as is and just be in the market to appeal to both
22:11:10 <crymelia> why is your car difficult to insure
22:11:24 <Arbition> Well it isn't a continuation of the policy, that will expite
22:11:27 <Arbition> *expire
22:11:37 <Arbition> They're saying they'll send an offer from shannons
22:11:57 <crymelia> bit frustrating
22:12:22 <Skirmish> Avoid Just Car it's expensive as hell
22:12:35 <Arbition> ummmmm
22:12:43 <Arbition> did you read what I was saying, they're shutting down
22:13:05 <crymelia> fuck sake Skirmish you never pay attention
22:13:07 <Arbition> Because my car is a grey import. It might have gotten better in the past two years as more insurers get my car into the system, but when I first got it, still fresh and no one knew how to insure it
22:13:41 <crymelia> what does grey import mean
22:13:55 <Arbition> It means it was never officially released in the Australian Market.
22:14:34 Mode: (by steven) +ooo [[[[[pong]]]]] crymelia flosculous
22:14:38 <Arbition> Or put another way, I'm a ricer. Though I haven't done any ricing to it
22:14:39 Mode: (by steven) +ooo Lumeah3 President_Trump sharni
22:15:08 <crymelia> its got no mods and things like that?
22:15:39 <Arbition> erm, well it does have front brake upgrades and different springs, but otherwise, no. Nothing in the engine bay is different from factory
22:16:08 Mode: (by crymelia) -o crymelia
22:16:10 <steven> 2 turbo's in the boot and 3 intercoolers on the parcel shelf
22:16:16 <Arbition> lol
22:16:57 Mode: (by steven) +o crymelia
22:17:25 Mode: (by crymelia) -o steven
22:17:26 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o crymelia
22:17:26 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o steven
22:17:39 <steven> ahhah
22:17:47 <steven> why arnt you in melbourne
22:17:53 <steven> did kelevera take out the trash?
22:17:54 <crymelia> banned
22:17:55 <crymelia> hahahahahha
22:18:00 <crymelia> yes
22:18:00 <steven> ahahahaha
22:18:06 <Arbition> orly
22:18:14 <Arbition> yeah she was banning left right and centre
22:18:18 <Arbition> dunno why though. Who is she?
22:18:31 <crymelia> ye cos i asked Arbition what he was gonna do with his money now that no hecs debt
22:18:32 <steven> um
22:18:35 <crymelia> then boom
22:18:39 <steven> you have more access then her
22:18:39 <Arbition> oh that was you
22:18:46 <crymelia> yah Raichu suspended me
22:18:51 <steven> why
22:18:56 <steven> i'll unban you babe
22:18:58 <steven> i got you
22:19:06 <crymelia> for unbanning one of her shitty bans, which i did
22:19:15 <President_Trump> raichu still holding out hope for some rotten melanie pie
22:19:19 <crymelia> and for deoping her, which i didn't
22:19:25 <President_Trump> coz he cant get no SWEET SWEET GOWCHI PIE no more
22:19:28 <crymelia> she lied to him and he believed her haha
22:19:28 <Arbition> Well I ended up saying, tentatively "Blackjack and hookers. But not too many I've got to rebuild my reserves"
22:19:33 <Skirmish> A girl Raichu wants to poke
22:19:38 <steven> <Kelevra> amelia or should I refer to as 'slug'
22:19:38 <steven> <Kelevra> go on speak up bitch tits.
22:19:39 <Arbition> lol
22:19:40 <steven> hahhhaaa
22:19:50 <crymelia> yeah soon as i joined pretty much
22:20:04 <crymelia> she thinks i deop'd her
22:20:05 <crymelia> hahahaa
22:20:18 <crymelia> uHM i BeeN @ WoRK BiTCH
22:20:21 <President_Trump> that is not how u be a good op
22:20:36 Mode: (by President_Trump) -o President_Trump
22:20:42 <crymelia> I need to take note of her op skills & tips
22:21:28 <President_Trump> sharni wanna play pokies tomoz night?
22:21:44 <crymelia> when did sharni arrive
22:22:12 <steven> -ChanOP- Ban *!*@94b2940f.jiva.com.au removed on #melbourne
22:22:16 <Arbition> huh. How bout that. I thought she got bored of here or something and wasn't coming back
22:22:33 <President_Trump> sharni figured there was no point coming without me here, but she back now
22:23:26 <Arbition> Enough of your trumpery
22:23:28 <Arbition> hurr hurr hurr
22:23:30 Mode: (by steven) +oo crymelia President_Trump
22:23:36 <crymelia> fanks shteven but they can suck a nut
22:23:39 <steven> sharni has a big willy
22:23:54 <crymelia> she came back for u Bition
22:24:13 <Arbition> But what did I ever do?
22:24:16 <steven> they had a fall out
22:24:22 <steven> for a while
22:25:51 <Arbition> Early start for me tomorrow
22:26:00 <Arbition> Taking a cabinet to the dump before work
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22:26:10 <Arbition> night all
22:26:23 <steven1> oi crymelia
22:26:24 <steven1> night
22:26:32 <crymelia> c u Bition
22:26:42 <steven1> are you going back to melb
22:26:44 <crymelia> wot do u want steef`n ffs
22:26:49 <President_Trump> cry me a pedo
22:26:57 <crymelia> melbourne doesn't deserve me
22:27:04 <crymelia> hahahahaha
22:27:12 <steven1> im thinking about departing melb
22:27:28 <crymelia> i dont want to let her win
22:27:32 <crymelia> cos that's wot she wants
22:27:34 <President_Trump> u should, everybody OUT
22:27:37 <steven1> she has won
22:27:43 <steven1> unless you are putting out
22:27:46 <steven1> because lets face it
22:27:47 <steven1> she is
22:27:59 <steven1> AHHAAHAH
22:28:04 <steven1> i got another doorknocker today
22:28:09 <crymelia> but also she is fuckin gay as aids
22:28:10 <steven1> i shouted him 3 cones
22:28:18 <xm> what have i missed?
22:28:24 <crymelia> and rather not see her on her power trips
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22:28:32 <crymelia> door knocker for wat?
22:28:38 <steven1> rollershutters
22:30:04 <crymelia> did you and emma hide again
22:30:14 <crymelia> whydahexagon you get so many random salesmen
22:30:52 <steven1> na
22:30:57 <steven1> i went out there
22:31:31 <crymelia> i gettin u & emma dis for xmas
22:31:37 <steven1> but they are coming back tommorow at 3:00
22:31:41 <steven1> HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
22:31:44 <crymelia> http://m.imgur.com/5wgpV?r
22:31:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
22:32:05 <steven1> already told emma, 'be ready to hide at 3'
22:32:09 <steven1> got the gameplan sorted
22:32:10 <crymelia> you are gonna be hiding @ 3pm tomorrow aren't you
22:32:12 <crymelia> bwhahaha
22:32:22 <steven1> ahahahaaha
22:32:24 <steven1> 2 funny
22:32:25 <crymelia> call out MaRCo
22:32:28 <crymelia> PoLo
22:32:30 <steven1> no way
22:32:38 <steven1> its like being a prisoner in your own home
22:32:43 <steven1> tip toe'n around
22:32:44 <crymelia> FiSH ouT oF WaTeR
22:33:05 <steven1> hahaha
22:33:19 <steven1> just start playng random fart recordings
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22:36:43 <steven1> op me crymelia
22:37:16 Mode: (by crymelia) +o steven1
22:38:38 Mode: (by President_Trump) -o President_Trump
22:39:00 <steven1> fanks
22:39:14 <steven1> me and the girl from work ended up getting along
22:39:17 Quit: SoupNazi ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:39:36 <steven1> i think on day 3 i was callng her cunt
22:39:44 <crymelia> you said she was cool from day 1 tho
22:39:56 <steven1> yeh she was
22:39:58 <steven1> still is
22:40:01 <steven1> we besties
22:40:08 <President_Trump> pics thanks
22:40:16 <President_Trump> show her tisk videos day 10
22:40:20 <steven1> hahaahahaha
22:40:31 <steven1> havnt shown her tisk vids yet
22:40:33 <Skirmish> Kelevra has been banning everyone from melbourne and now the channel is getting spammed
22:40:35 <steven1> will be on the cards tho
22:40:51 <President_Trump> spammed by who?
22:41:11 <steven1> poll poll
22:41:42 <crymelia> goos boy pollock
22:41:46 <crymelia> good
22:41:49 <steven1> haahh
22:42:10 Nick: steven1 is now known as steven
22:46:22 <crymelia> does emma approve of your new friendship
22:47:39 <xm> who really runs #melbourne?
22:48:04 <crymelia> kelevra
22:48:09 <crymelia> or u mean 200 axs
22:48:17 <xm> no, i mean effectively
22:48:28 <xm> probably her yeah
22:48:51 <xm> she seems to be mad with bans in my buffer
22:49:17 <crymelia> she got Raichu wrapped round her stinkin minge
22:50:42 <steven> Lwaxana runs it
22:50:55 <President_Trump> i dont ever wanna feel like jen did that day
22:51:37 <President_Trump> the austnet illuminati have their puppet blitzkreig in place to run melb
22:51:48 <steven> for how long?
22:52:04 <steven> they need a real leader like President_Trump
22:52:34 <crymelia> yes will you put your hand up for the job Trump
22:53:06 <steven> protest
22:53:34 <crymelia> is there a suggestion box for austnet news
22:53:39 <steven> yes
22:53:40 <President_Trump> i wont get it, they still think i am an idiot for thinking trump would win
22:53:45 <steven> lols
22:53:56 <President_Trump> send them an email lols
22:54:00 <steven> dont you ever listen to the news?
22:54:06 <crymelia> i feel they should have a guest reader each week
22:54:15 <President_Trump> u offering?
22:54:16 <steven> or atleast a real reader
22:54:22 <steven> type it out i'll read it
22:54:29 <President_Trump> get tisk to read it
22:54:44 <President_Trump> what about if u are part of the news? lolllllllllllllllllllllll
22:54:51 <xm> ill be more than happy to read it
22:54:52 <steven> that will be gine
22:54:55 <steven> fine
22:54:55 <crymelia> kunny will you do the week of 14th - 20th?
22:55:01 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
22:55:03 <crymelia> is kunny even here
22:55:06 <President_Trump> send an email to that address
22:55:32 <crymelia> if you are part of the news that is still fine
22:55:42 <steven> indeed
22:55:49 <steven> i wont read it unless i headline in it
22:55:53 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:55:53 <crymelia> ahahahahah
22:56:04 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
22:56:06 <President_Trump> the computer reads it pretty well i reckon
22:56:14 <President_Trump> good tone and pitch
22:56:20 <steven> 'Breaking news, Owner of #nerdhacks releases his fart compilation'
22:56:35 <crymelia> some pronunciation is off tho
22:56:36 <steven> i think tisk would do a better job
22:56:41 <steven> 'Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy'
22:56:41 <crymelia> could def be improved
22:56:53 <crymelia> wots dat wots dis
22:56:58 <crymelia> its da fkn newssssssssss
22:57:00 <President_Trump> please submit sample reading
22:57:05 <President_Trump> 1 min of reading
22:57:12 <President_Trump> mp3
22:57:14 <President_Trump> go
22:57:21 <steven> hang on
22:57:22 <crymelia> who has journalist background?
22:57:28 <President_Trump> read a website or something
22:57:39 <President_Trump> PandasDontDrive is good at reading poems
22:57:56 <crymelia> steven submit your Austnet News audition tape
22:58:08 <President_Trump> link mp3 in here
22:58:15 <crymelia> where's mayo, we need him to submit one too
22:58:36 <steven> this is mine
22:58:37 <steven> http://picosong.com/UBtH/
22:58:46 <crymelia> it's gonna be a fart
22:58:56 <xm> can we submit karaoke
22:58:56 <steven> bullshit
22:59:10 <crymelia> xm that is very asian of u
22:59:14 <President_Trump> u gotta read it like u'd read the news xm
22:59:19 <crymelia> steven am i right or am i right
22:59:20 <xm> how about who can do the best bogan impersonation
22:59:24 <steven> ?
22:59:26 <crymelia> chris would win
22:59:32 <steven> it was me saying G'day mate
22:59:37 <steven> dumbass
22:59:52 <crymelia> it was ur fkn fart
22:59:56 <xm> lol
22:59:56 <crymelia> i fkn knew it
22:59:58 <steven> ahahahahhhahaaahhaa
23:00:06 <steven> Got Em!
23:00:23 <crymelia> thats 2x days in a row I've had to listen to your trumpeting arsehole
23:00:29 <steven> hahah i can make tunes
23:00:34 <steven> the chainsaw
23:00:37 <steven> the lawnmower
23:00:41 <steven> the motorbike
23:00:45 <steven> all sorts
23:00:49 <crymelia> u r very talented
23:01:00 <steven> why thank you
23:01:03 <steven> i do try
23:01:08 <crymelia> why did you rob computer stores when you could have just made money from your noisy ass
23:01:24 <steven> they arnt loud
23:01:39 <crymelia> they are quite feminine actually
23:01:44 <steven> HAHAHAHAHA
23:01:46 <President_Trump> robbed the canteen at the golf course
23:01:47 <crymelia> they match your giggle
23:01:51 <steven> i mean
23:01:53 <steven> EHEHEEHEHEHE
23:02:19 <crymelia> i knew it was gonna be ur love puff but i still clicked anyway
23:02:32 <steven> YEAH
23:02:34 <crymelia> i did it to myself
23:02:37 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: NOT A CHANCE, POOPY PANCE!
23:02:44 <steven> i call it a fluff
23:04:15 <crymelia> submit ur news audition
23:05:08 <crymelia> sandra sully
23:09:12 <steven> hehehee
23:09:15 <steven> you first
23:11:20 <crymelia> I'd get so much shit for my mini lisp haha
23:11:26 <crymelia> LiTHP
23:12:39 <steven> people may find it thexy
23:12:57 <steven> lols
23:13:11 <crymelia> lolth
23:13:45 <steven> any new pics
23:13:53 Quit: sharni ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
23:14:01 <steven> tits out pref....
23:15:19 <steven> http://picosong.com/UBtH/
23:15:21 <steven> oops
23:15:34 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAYgZEMMWxo&list=RDLAYgZEMMWxo
23:15:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kehlani - Gangsta (From Suicide Squad: The Album) [Official Video] (Aug 8, 2016) Length: 3:00 - Category: Music - 106,031,509 views views - 875,737 likes (97.1%), 26,466 dislikes (2.9%)
23:16:29 <steven> #allnitecafe
23:17:01 <xm> someone choose a topic for me to talk about
23:17:06 <xm> if it's inspiring enough
23:17:14 <steven> Casurina
23:17:37 <steven> or
23:17:42 <steven> Greylands
23:18:53 <steven> #allnitecafe
23:20:02 <crymelia> puppy dogs
23:20:47 <steven> shut up you
23:22:12 <crymelia> damn it
23:22:49 <steven> #allnitecafe
23:22:51 <steven> join dog
23:22:54 <steven> 1v1 me
23:23:23 <crymelia> it sounds gay as aids
23:23:32 <crymelia> aLLNiTeCaFe
23:24:09 <steven> go there cunt
23:24:11 <steven> or die
23:24:40 <crymelia> thats it
23:24:46 <crymelia> u r dead
23:24:49 <steven> hahaha
23:32:12 <steven> mmmmmmmmm
23:32:14 <steven> what now
23:32:18 <crymelia> lolllllllll
23:32:23 <steven> ?
23:32:23 <crymelia> steven who won?
23:32:27 <steven> won what
23:32:40 <crymelia> (+Coffee) crymelia has won 4 in a row! Total Points TODAY: 19150 this WEEK: 19150 & this MONTH: 19150
23:32:40 <steven> you cray cray gurl
23:32:42 <crymelia> ** steven has left #allnitecafe
23:32:52 <steven> i lagged out
23:32:57 <crymelia> aaaaaahaahahhahahahaa
23:33:00 <steven> ?
23:33:09 <steven> get dem watermeltons out now
23:33:19 <crymelia> fkn shocked you with the 'embalming"
23:33:24 <crymelia> how u like dem aplz
23:33:28 <steven> dont know what u talking about
23:33:56 <crymelia> crymelia 1, steven nil
23:33:57 <steven> im trivia king
23:34:03 <steven> dont make me join that channel
23:34:11 <crymelia> well there is a new trivia king in town
23:34:21 <steven> yep
23:34:24 <steven> im the kng
23:34:24 <crymelia> i left it, sick of beating everyone
23:34:59 <steven> <Coffee> .17055. On which planet, other than earth, did a man made object first land ?
23:35:00 <steven> <Coffee> 1st Hint: **** Question Value : 6000 Points
23:35:00 <steven> <steven> mars
23:35:00 <steven> <Coffee> YES, steven got the answer -> mars <- in 6.176 seconds, and gets 6000 points
23:35:02 <steven> 6 seconds
23:35:03 <steven> new record
23:35:35 <crymelia> yeah if i was there i woulda got in 4
23:35:48 <steven> dont think so champ
23:36:12 <crymelia> im smarter than u
23:36:14 <crymelia> bl
23:36:25 <steven> 12 x 12
23:36:27 <crymelia> <- #1 trivia king
23:36:29 <+PandasDontDrive> i luv it wen u cry
23:36:34 <+PandasDontDrive> so hot
23:36:38 <steven> lols
23:36:42 <steven> lols
23:36:45 <steven> lols
23:36:45 <+PandasDontDrive> "IT WOZ SO GOOD JOSH!" ino ino
23:36:48 <steven> lols
23:36:51 <crymelia> steven cried cos i beat him @ trivias
23:36:52 <+PandasDontDrive> good game of monopoly baebz
23:37:12 <crymelia> now they askin me to MC quiz nights at de local footy club
23:37:28 <steven> i dont fuck wit chu
23:37:38 <crymelia> told em i am too busy tho, got IRC'n to do
23:37:39 <steven> u lil stupid ass bitch i aint fukn wit chew
23:37:46 <steven> ye
23:37:52 <steven> aka, steven's time
23:39:02 <President_Trump> PandasDontDrive make a poem about austnet to include in the austnet news
23:43:18 Nick: crymelia is now known as Snorlax
23:47:07 <xm> http://picosong.com/UBTx/
23:48:17 <Snorlax> AAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
23:48:24 <Snorlax> watah...melonz
23:48:55 <Snorlax> luffly reading voice, very pleasing to the ear
23:49:15 <steven> haha
23:52:22 <Snorlax> steven now time for ur submission
23:52:57 <steven> haha
23:53:03 <steven> i submit
23:54:25 <steven> i smoke, so i sound taller
23:55:34 <Snorlax> wat
23:56:15 <steven> hahaha
23:57:13 Join: Tim-Sim ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:58:34 <xm> you should do one too Snorlax
23:59:18 <Snorlax> bwahahahahaha
23:59:48 <steven> yes
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