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00:08:19 <Lumeah2> Aww
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12:58:15 <kuniva> got me fone :>~
13:02:58 <Lumeah> Woohoo
13:03:12 <Lumeah> New toy
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13:40:31 <Ripstaa> kuniva HTC ?
13:45:52 <Ripstaa> :>~
14:11:51 * Ripstaa slaps kuniva around a bit with a large trout
14:16:07 <kuniva> nups
14:16:18 <kuniva> samsung
14:18:48 <Skirmish> Are you 14yo? Who actually gets excited about getting a phone?
14:19:04 <Ripstaa> you said you were gonna get HTC
14:19:07 <Ripstaa> what happened?
14:19:34 <kuniva> they didnt have the one i was after
14:19:40 <Arbition> Many people. They're mini computers after all. They also convey some degree of social status.
14:19:42 <Ripstaa> k
14:19:47 <kuniva> and i said to them its on your website and said instore
14:19:50 <Ripstaa> which one did you get?
14:19:57 <kuniva> she didnt say much
14:20:14 <kuniva> shit one
14:20:18 <kuniva> samsung j3
14:20:26 <Arbition> Lol at least it isn't a note 7
14:20:27 <kuniva> galaxy
14:20:33 <Arbition> Those catch fire
14:20:42 <kuniva> kool^^
14:20:47 <Ripstaa> kool lolol
14:20:59 <Skirmish> Arbition: Yeah but teens and people that haven't matured consider phones to portray social standing.
14:21:16 <Skirmish> I guess since Joel lives at home and doesn't own a nice car his phone is all he has.
14:21:29 <kuniva> lolzzzzzzzz
14:21:34 <kuniva> u think i care about a car
14:21:40 <kuniva> kaka
14:21:56 <kuniva> i aint gota show riches, to pull up and pull off with some bad bitches
14:21:59 <Skirmish> No I don't think you care about a car. Because you're poor.
14:22:36 <Ripstaa> My oldschool note doesn't explode =)
14:23:01 <Ripstaa> takes ages to charge though
14:23:19 <Arbition> Skirmish: That is your characterisation, doesn't neccessarily mean it reflects society in a categorical fashion
14:25:23 <Arbition> So as you get older you care more about cars, and then as you get older, houses. Thing is, I don't think that has anything to do with maturity so much as, how much you can afford to show off
14:25:25 <Skirmish> It reflects Joel. He is a man child.
14:26:09 <Arbition> I'm sure clothes fits in there somewhere too
14:26:48 <Skirmish> The fact remains, that the only people I see getting excited about getting a phone these days are kids and poor people.
14:26:49 <kuniva> underpants
14:27:08 <Skirmish> So maybe we can expand the grouping to include maturity and socio-econimic factors.
14:27:21 <Arbition> Skirmish: The fact that you observe some things from your perspective isn't particularly definative
14:27:40 <Skirmish> I'm not writing a social sciences paper Arbition so that's ok.
14:27:40 <kuniva> got my meat aswell
14:27:42 <kuniva> :}
14:27:59 <kuniva> scotch fillet, porterhouse, lamb chops n pork chops
14:28:02 <Arbition> Yet here you are attempting to lead others here in teh channel to a conclusion of judgement
14:28:17 <Skirmish> in this instance, anecdotal evidence is enough.
14:28:43 <Skirmish> People can make their own conclusions. I am not trying to lead anyone.
14:29:24 <Skirmish> I am simply giving voice to my conclusion that Joel is a loser.
14:30:01 <Arbition> If you think it is important to state, then fine
14:30:43 <Skirmish> It is important. I want Joel to be aware of his standing so he can have a realisation and perhaps look to better himself.
14:31:06 <Arbition> I was considering the general case, where I see highly technically literate people conversing over the subject
14:31:29 <Arbition> but yes there are also 14 year olds
14:31:54 <Arbition> who care about how detailed their junk is when they send pics of it to other people
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14:44:30 <Tim-Sim> I can't decide what phone to buy, galaxy s7, oneplus 3 or nexus 6p
14:46:17 <Skirmish> I just go with the OS that I like, so I have an apple.
14:48:03 <Tim-Sim> wont be getting an apple
14:50:54 <Arbition> I've found my xperia z3 compact to be quite good, I will consider a successor of it quite seriously when time comes to replace it
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15:02:54 <kuniva> Skirmish is a wooly woofter
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15:29:04 <kuniva> got my pokemon back :>
15:29:15 <kuniva> charmander iz saef <:
15:36:53 <kuniva> just found a goldeen
15:36:55 <kuniva> ^^^^^^^^^^
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16:10:24 <kuniva> DoC
16:10:26 <kuniva> DoC
16:10:48 <kuniva> kevin owen and jerico just bashed up seth rolins bad °-°
16:10:56 <kuniva> raw live
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17:36:22 <steven> im home
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17:52:23 <kuniva> stephen
17:52:25 <kuniva> i got my fone
17:52:30 <kuniva> {:
17:52:52 <steven> kool
17:52:55 <kuniva> i got my pokemon account charmander is safe :>
17:52:58 <steven> :}
17:53:07 <kuniva> a tangler popped up and ran away the cunt
17:53:29 <kuniva> and i found a goldeena :>
18:00:33 <kuniva> steven
18:00:34 <kuniva> steven
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18:02:35 <steven> hi babe
18:05:28 <slinky_J> when u do a shit then shower then needa shit again :/
18:06:25 <kuniva> fgt
18:06:27 <kuniva> woofter
18:06:47 <kuniva> fish n chips 2 nite with a side a bacon
18:06:51 <kuniva> {: :}
18:09:54 <steven> holla holla
18:10:38 <slinky_J> i do a soft poo for u to dip chips in <3
18:10:56 <kuniva> lolz
18:11:11 <kuniva> steefin
18:12:45 <slinky_J> fuck
18:12:48 <slinky_J> 15 deaths
18:12:49 <slinky_J> poo
18:12:53 <slinky_J> gotta get bf1 soon
18:13:05 <slinky_J> playin on usa server :/
18:18:23 <kuniva> me 2
18:18:28 <kuniva> i bought a new fone
18:18:44 <steven> kunny you like this song bru
18:18:46 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE
18:18:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bobby Shmurda - Hot N*gga (Aug 1, 2014) Length: 3:18 - Category: Music - 258,772,696 views views - 1,497,130 likes (93.2%), 109,436 dislikes (6.8%)
18:18:55 <kuniva> shithouse
18:48:29 <steven> hah
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19:31:43 <kuniva> i luv loomies
19:31:46 <kuniva> :)))))
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19:50:17 <Lumeah2> hehe
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20:21:50 <steven> lolly is having a mini meltdown
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20:23:53 <steven> started from the bottom now im here
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20:49:58 <AndroUser2> Sharni its ur booby sux time... get em out
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21:15:39 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa damian damian
21:28:33 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa damian damian
21:31:17 <Ripstaa> k
21:31:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Ripstaa
21:32:03 <Ripstaa> hey bud
21:32:07 <Ripstaa> hows things?
21:32:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong ok
21:32:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> just ate chomp
21:32:33 <Ripstaa> i got some chomp in the cupboard :p
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21:33:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> grandma got pong a chomp
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22:08:53 <steven> lols
22:08:54 <steven> coffee
22:10:23 <JTR> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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22:12:41 * [[[[[pong]]]]] hits JTR
22:13:11 <david> sup amelia
22:13:18 <steven> davo mate
22:13:27 <david> hey stevo
22:13:36 <amelia> sup loopy
22:13:58 <david> bit of this bit of that
22:17:08 <slinky_J> marsbar
22:17:12 <slinky_J> sah good
22:17:23 <slinky_J> tastes like choc fudge planet
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22:17:38 <david> worst product ever
22:17:54 <david> tastes like shit
22:18:05 <amelia> ok woah negative nancy
22:18:11 <david> get a twix up ya
22:18:18 <amelia> mmm twix
22:18:21 <amelia> & timeout
22:18:26 <amelia> and aero mint
22:18:29 <amelia> and twirl
22:18:30 <david> nah have a twirl with me amelia
22:18:34 <amelia> mmmm chocolate
22:18:34 <david> =yeahh yeha
22:18:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong have activite yummm
22:18:39 * amelia spins
22:18:47 <amelia> pong have aids
22:18:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no
22:19:00 <amelia> yummm aids
22:21:58 <steven> <steven> i want #perth
22:21:58 <steven> <steven> if i get it ill close nerdhacks
22:22:05 <steven> DEAL
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22:22:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no u give to pong
22:22:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong make sister channl to pooland
22:22:33 <amelia> no
22:22:40 <amelia> pong only gets aids
22:22:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> amelia lets marry
22:23:07 <amelia> no you are too normal for me
22:23:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> how u kno
22:23:33 <david> shes mine
22:23:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no she marry pong
22:23:56 <david> i aint marrying her
22:24:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u go away
22:24:14 <david> i will not go away
22:24:34 * [[[[[pong]]]]] throws acid in david face
22:24:57 <david> wow thats harsh man
22:25:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> liek in gremlins 2
22:25:27 * david burns [[[[[pong]]]]] alive in a cage
22:25:35 <david> like in syria
22:27:40 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ-uc6lVBp0
22:27:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Acid to the face Gremlins 2 scene (Oct 20, 2015) Length: 0:10 - Category: Entertainment - 195 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:28:03 <Ripstaa> lol
22:29:21 <david> http://video.foxnews.com/v/4030583977001/warning-extremely-graphic-video-isis-burns-hostage-alive/
22:29:53 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEqHJ1tomnk
22:29:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alien (1/5) Movie CLIP - Acid Blood (1979) HD (May 15, 2015) Length: 2:42 - Category: Film & Animation - 520,059 views views - 1,226 likes (96.7%), 42 dislikes (3.3%)
22:30:10 <amelia> today i accidentally threw cans of tuna @ some poor ramdom lady in Coles
22:30:21 <xm> im eating tuna sushi now
22:30:23 <david> i can see how that happens
22:30:27 <xm> made form your tuna obviously
22:30:45 <amelia> I had 3 lil cans in my hand and i was swinging my arm about like a ADHD kid
22:30:57 <amelia> then i accidentally lost my grip and they went flying right at her
22:31:01 <david> were u skipping too
22:31:16 <xm> i hope this all caught on camera so you can get sued
22:31:40 <amelia> i said SHIT! and she picked them up and i apologised @ her saying im so sorry i didnt mean to throw tuna @ u :(
22:31:55 <david> she gave u the dirty look
22:32:11 <amelia> nah she said thats ok luv and trotted off
22:32:27 <amelia> meanwhile i was like bitch u dented my tuna can fuck u
22:32:28 <david> trotted lol
22:32:28 <xm> she's now on another IRC server telling people a girl threw tuna cans at her
22:32:33 <david> like a gallop
22:32:33 <Ripstaa> italian tuna in oil?
22:32:38 <amelia> hahahaa probably
22:32:41 <amelia> yas Ripstaa
22:32:44 <Ripstaa> my fav
22:32:50 <amelia> the yellow ones with red
22:32:53 <xm> olive oil? i used to eat that everday
22:32:54 <xm> S isnt
22:32:57 <xm> Serena?
22:33:00 <xm> or something
22:33:10 <amelia> yup serena
22:33:19 <xm> they are quite good on crackers
22:33:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh2DsNEOxI0
22:33:29 <amelia> the john west ones had a rank taste one time i had em and now i can't go back to it yuckkkk
22:33:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: גרמלינס 2 - פאנטום האופרה/Gremlins 2 - Phantom Of the Opera (Jul 7, 2013) Length: 0:26 - Category: Film & Animation - 6,950 views views - 25 likes (92.6%), 2 dislikes (7.4%)
22:33:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> david play organ
22:33:34 <amelia> mmm crackers
22:33:39 <xm> yeah, i never ate them again
22:33:48 <Ripstaa> i can't stand other tuna
22:33:49 <xm> John West ones are only good for onion ones
22:33:49 <david> im a cracker amelia
22:33:52 <Ripstaa> serena so good
22:33:52 <david> mmmm
22:34:03 <amelia> hahahaha you are indeed
22:34:08 <amelia> yah serena is best
22:34:13 <amelia> hate flavoured tunas tho
22:34:16 <amelia> rank
22:34:19 <david> like
22:34:19 <xm> smoked is bad
22:34:19 <david> ?
22:34:22 <xm> smoked anything sucks
22:34:28 <xm> cheese, any fish, whatever
22:34:36 <david> i loveeee tune lemon n pepper
22:34:44 <amelia> yuxxxxx
22:34:44 <david> red curry
22:34:49 <Ripstaa> chilli for me =)
22:34:50 <amelia> tuna & tomato
22:34:52 <amelia> vomitttt
22:34:53 <david> penang curry
22:35:08 <david> yeh fuck that tuna and tomato shit
22:35:10 <Ripstaa> tuna lettuce mayo sammich
22:35:18 <xm> where's me m8 JTR
22:35:19 <david> i cant eat plain tuna
22:35:20 <xm> !curry
22:35:27 <xm> Q. What do you call a spicy burger from KFC?
22:35:32 <xm> A. A Singher
22:35:40 <steven> zing her
22:36:11 <xm> i left out Indian, but anyway
22:36:40 <david> enter NeXus to save the day
22:38:34 <amelia> do u want a fuckin tuna can to the head m8?
22:39:44 <xm> get one of those tennis ball machines but fill it up with tuna cans
22:39:51 <amelia> HAHA
22:40:00 <david> yes
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22:41:30 <xm> looks like a legit chatter
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22:43:19 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Bonny
22:44:21 <david> heya elastically
22:44:28 <david> hows it going
22:45:08 <xm> i think it's time for gobstoppers
22:45:29 <xm> ur all jelly i kno
22:45:33 <xm> i have jelly 2
22:45:54 <david> i have ice tea
22:45:57 <slinky_J> poo in your bum
22:46:11 <slinky_J> I am eating chocolate while watching Better Call Saul
22:46:29 <slinky_J> has nuts and raisins in it, just like real poo!
22:46:37 <amelia> ...
22:46:43 <david> im typing on a laptop well looking at the screen seeing words being typed
22:46:54 <amelia> sounds busy
22:47:12 <david> frightfully it consumes me
22:47:46 <slinky_J> sounds like a sweaty vagina
22:48:02 <amelia> FRiGHTFuLLY
22:50:25 <david> i ignored these cunts requests for a week or so get a call tday they wanna interview me
22:51:07 <david> dunt even know why im doin it'
22:51:12 <xm> pick up techniques def work with recruiters
22:51:28 <xm> remember the 3 day rule, rock up to a job interview 3 days late
22:51:34 <david> the recruiter asked me they wanted examples of my work
22:51:36 <xm> put your barefeet on the desk too
22:51:44 <david> then i ignored him
22:51:51 <david> 'if my resume isnt enough for a interviewe
22:51:52 <amelia> smoke crack in front of them
22:51:55 <david> fuck off then
22:52:02 <xm> use IRC in front of them
22:52:06 <david> they come back crawling a week later
22:52:08 <xm> increase font size to 64
22:52:09 <david> haha
22:52:11 <xm> join #nerdhacks
22:52:16 <xm> make sure chris is here
22:52:17 <steven> haha
22:52:24 <amelia> use Comis Sans
22:52:32 <amelia> Comic
22:52:35 <xm> in pink
22:52:56 <xm> hopefully breaker will come on with massive ASCII saying FAGGOT in colours and blinking
22:53:05 <amelia> hahahhahaha
22:53:06 <xm> and the interviewer is gay
22:53:07 <david> they think they interviewing me but its me interviwing them
22:53:43 <david> coz they dumb man
22:53:46 <david> DUMBBBBB
22:54:34 <xm> for my next interview all i will bring is a pair of headphones, my phone and a link to my soundcloud
22:54:37 <xm> coz msuic connex ppl
22:54:38 <david> come to osborne park hotel
22:54:40 <david> tomo
22:54:42 <david> for lunch
22:54:46 <david> amelia
22:54:47 <xm> THIS GUY HAS TALENT HIRE HIM NOW
22:55:10 <david> i was drunk at one interview 8am in the morning
22:55:16 <david> dare i say
22:55:18 <david> i got the job
22:55:25 <david> went in for a day
22:55:34 <david> didnt like the vibe
22:55:38 <david> fucked em off
22:55:40 <xm> i came to my first ever interviewer semi-drunk, because i was a bit nervous and i knew i didnt want that job anyway. more like to learn
22:56:11 <david> yea
22:56:16 <xm> turned out i knew one of the guys anyway
22:56:20 <david> these jobs i go for they dont know shit
22:56:25 <david> i have to come in and be the leader
22:56:26 <amelia> one of my first serious interviews when i was 18 or so
22:56:31 <xm> SEO isnt it david ?
22:56:37 <david> yep
22:56:42 <amelia> he offered me thr position but told me i had to cover my breasts up
22:56:52 <david> this interview is for HBF
22:56:56 <amelia> which were already covered at the interview
22:57:00 <xm> was this when you wanted to become a nun
22:57:06 <amelia> i did not take said job
22:57:25 <xm> what soret of company was it?
22:57:26 <david> come work for me any day amelia
22:57:29 <amelia> that agency also went on to sell a house that was scammed
22:57:35 <amelia> dumbasses
22:57:46 <xm> scammed?
22:57:49 <xm> as in dodgy paperwork?
22:58:05 <amelia> nah as in the legit owners had no idea it was being sold
22:58:27 <amelia> some nigerian peeps acted as the owners
22:58:31 <xm> do they have squatting laws in australia
22:58:32 <amelia> and the house was sold
22:58:36 <xm> crikey
22:58:37 <david> i got interview with HBF (full time role) and also have my agency partners going in hard for the same work!
22:58:41 <xm> such dumbasses indeed
22:58:45 <amelia> money went to the fake owners overseas
22:58:46 <david> i would do if i landed the full time gig'!
22:58:53 <david> thats how fucked they all are
22:59:00 <amelia> legit owners had the house sold under them
22:59:05 <david> everything leads back to me
22:59:12 <david> one way or the other
22:59:16 <david> i getn paid
22:59:18 <david> hehe
22:59:19 <xm> what happened in the end?
22:59:26 <xm> did it stay that way?
22:59:33 <amelia> im not sure
22:59:44 <amelia> cos the title would have gone thru to landgate
22:59:59 <amelia> i guess it would need an order fromthe courts to reverse it
23:00:06 <david> they all pulling out the big guns even meeting mates boss who wants to chat urgent
23:00:13 <xm> eitherway someone loses
23:00:16 <xm> someone had to pay for that
23:00:23 <xm> unless there is fraud insurance
23:00:29 <david> trying to engage me
23:00:30 <amelia> yeah but there would be a fidelity fund
23:00:34 <david> but nop
23:00:43 <amelia> for instances like that
23:00:47 <xm> i see
23:00:49 <david> i will not be engaged
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23:00:59 <david> treat em all like they dont matter
23:01:07 <david> bigger fish to fry
23:01:11 <xm> im sure there are heaps of gray cases involving family
23:01:12 <amelia> I would assume the buyers didn't end up with the house and got paid money back from a fidelity fund
23:01:20 <xm> where someone technically does own it but someone else has been paying it off
23:01:22 <amelia> but i does not know
23:01:30 <xm> i see
23:01:38 <xm> but it is good to know of these fidelity funds
23:01:51 <xm> is this a required thing from regulation or voluntary?
23:01:56 <amelia> but it means they could have maybe had no house to live in
23:02:05 <amelia> like wot if they sold their house
23:02:09 <xm> yeh
23:02:11 <amelia> for the new house
23:02:16 <xm> theyd have to buy a hut in nigeria
23:02:20 <amelia> hahahaha
23:02:23 <xm> and track down those nigerians at the same time
23:02:29 <xm> and 'snap their neck with a kick'
23:02:43 <xm> get that new macguyver kid to track them down
23:02:47 <amelia> fuck yeeeeeeee
23:02:53 <amelia> take dat Nigel ya Nigerian
23:03:06 <david> whats the name of real estate ggroup u work for
23:03:06 <xm> Norman the Normal
23:03:09 <xm> nigel the Nigerian
23:03:14 <xm> Frank the Fabulous
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23:03:29 <amelia> hahahhaha
23:03:37 <amelia> Frank the Frankfurtian
23:04:17 <xm> oh right i didnt follow the code
23:04:38 <amelia> don't fuck it up ever again
23:04:47 <amelia> or you get tuna can to the head
23:04:53 <amelia> ok showah powah time
23:05:03 <steven> keekekekek
23:05:09 <steven> gett em out
23:05:26 <xm> we need a kuniva style pic from amelia
23:06:05 <steven> must be a toliet
23:06:16 <amelia> i dont have 50 plastic disposable shavers to leave all over my vanity
23:06:35 <david> shave ya muff
23:06:46 <david> that'll take all 50
23:06:52 <amelia> ahahahhhaaha
23:07:38 <xm> nah it'll probably 50 empty tuna cans
23:07:43 <xm> it's where she hides her filthy habit
23:07:51 <xm> open one up as she sits on the dunny hahahah
23:07:55 <xm> doesnt even use a fork
23:07:58 <xm> just pigs it down
23:08:07 <xm> throws it over to the vanity
23:08:46 <xm> david, what is your SEO charge rate?
23:09:41 <david> whatever i want
23:09:53 <xm> what's the highest you've charged?
23:10:26 <david> me im fair mate agencies i work for on the other hand
23:10:33 <david> contract the other day was 200k/year
23:10:48 <david> average 65k+
23:11:05 <david> but yeah
23:11:10 <david> im cheap mate
23:11:17 <david> not really
23:11:18 <david> im fair
23:11:22 <david> depends
23:11:26 <david> on ya industry
23:11:34 <david> and many other factors
23:11:36 <david> :)
23:12:11 <david> but for example i have a mate who used to work with me now at another agency whos started selling my strategies
23:12:17 <xm> can you SEO austnet's site to make them appear #1 when people type in "online chat"
23:12:22 <xm> ill give you good dollah bro
23:12:31 <david> ive ben charging him 500/month minimum
23:12:40 <david> for each client
23:12:42 <xm> do you ever go grayhat?
23:12:53 <david> that will pay monthly forever.
23:12:57 <david> coz i deliver
23:13:04 <david> im alright
23:13:07 <david> im just different
23:13:18 <david> i do things my way
23:13:34 <david> coz i been doing it before SEO was even
23:13:36 <david> a thing.
23:14:08 <david> i can do it
23:14:10 <david> but
23:14:13 <david> why would i
23:14:49 <david> i have cunts bn hounding me non stop for past few weeks wanting me to pull ,y finger out n send em a proposal so they can pay nme?
23:14:58 <david> u think ive done em yet?
23:15:20 <david> yeah but nah
23:15:38 <david> i really should send em over an invoice and quote so i can take there money.
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23:16:45 <steven> harhar
23:17:23 <xm> if you cant spell, how can you do SEO?
23:17:36 <xm> lolllllll
23:17:55 <xm> you can make good money though
23:19:48 <amelia> (xm) open one up as she sits on the dunny hahahah
23:19:51 <amelia> (xm) doesnt even use a fork
23:19:55 <amelia> (xm) just pigs it down
23:20:03 <amelia> ruthless
23:20:11 <steven> hahaah
23:20:24 <steven> xm been hanging out with trump =p
23:20:32 <Bonny> lol
23:20:44 <Bonny> trump is going to lose the elections
23:21:25 <Bonny> after recent controversial
23:21:47 <steven> haha
23:22:10 <Bonny> thank fuck
23:22:34 <Bonny> can you imaging how much shit we would have to put up with President_Trump
23:22:39 <steven> yeah
23:22:56 <steven> hahahaaha
23:23:20 <Bonny> :)
23:24:02 <slinky_J> they can both lose!
23:24:22 <Bonny> in the polls it's showing the clinton will win with a landslide
23:25:25 <slinky_J> I would be voting 3rd party if I were American
23:25:34 <slinky_J> fuck clinton and trump
23:25:42 <Bonny> 3rd party have no chance
23:25:51 <Bonny> clinton will win
23:26:40 <slinky_J> get ready for more of the same
23:26:49 <slinky_J> a lesser of two evils president
23:26:58 <Bonny> not my country so I don't really give a shit
23:27:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o NeXus
23:27:31 <slinky_J> not giving a shit is why the usa is in the state that it is
23:28:09 <amelia> not our country but it will affect our country
23:28:11 <amelia> massively
23:28:55 * NeXus slaps slinky_J around a bit with a large trout
23:29:01 * NeXus slaps steven around a bit with a large trout
23:29:05 <amelia> MY ISLAND HOMEEEEEEE
23:29:19 <slinky_J> as long as we concentrate on the next series of mobile phones, I'm sure we'll do just fine
23:29:30 <slinky_J> ;)
23:29:46 <amelia> shut up i tryna play snake
23:30:40 <slinky_J> I watched a doco about the arcade snake game
23:30:49 <slinky_J> on nutflix
23:33:17 <slinky_J> saw the new nintendo on Good Game tonight, looks fun as
23:33:36 <steven> nerds
23:34:07 <slinky_J> ur teh nerds!
23:34:30 Mode: (by NeXus) +o steven
23:34:34 <NeXus> sup cunt
23:34:37 <steven> g'day champ
23:34:45 <NeXus> hows it going bro
23:34:58 <NeXus> whats the latest of pollock?
23:35:04 <NeXus> he's still having a meltdown
23:35:12 <NeXus> lmfao tisk just gotta zline again steven
23:35:17 <steven> haha
23:35:35 <steven> he having a meltdown
23:36:04 <slinky_J> what happened to melb chan, skirmish said he owns it now, what happened to serenity
23:36:06 <NeXus> hahaha
23:36:16 <NeXus> nfi slinky_J
23:36:21 <steven> he does own it
23:36:22 <xm> if trump wins they will need to build a wall. walls need concrete. concrete has sand. australia is mostly a desert. we profit $$$ ka ching $$$
23:36:35 <slinky_J> WOOOO
23:36:37 <NeXus> -ChanOP- Registered To : AustNet.org (http://www.austnet.org/)
23:36:42 <steven> loooooooooooooools
23:36:46 <slinky_J> sand merchants pull ya pants down
23:36:48 <slinky_J> huzzah!
23:37:38 <slinky_J> I would love to see Trump take the office as president
23:38:38 <xm> what should his first act in politics be?
23:39:07 <slinky_J> to release the real real cure for baldness!
23:39:20 <xm> i hear you bro, getting bald patches here and there from meds
23:39:25 <slinky_J> werd
23:39:43 <amelia> grow dem pubes
23:39:51 <xm> well if turmp is really bald im sure he will invest billions into it
23:39:53 <steven> fuck the pubes right off
23:40:03 <steven> i shave em off
23:40:20 <steven> and wax my bumhole
23:40:25 <steven> jokes!
23:40:35 <amelia> ready for dat tongue action
23:40:44 <xm> slinky_J: given two choices which would youy choose -- full set of hair but no eye brows, or eye brows but no hair on your head
23:40:57 <slinky_J> already have the latter
23:41:06 <amelia> def full brows
23:41:08 <steven> haha
23:41:13 <xm> it's probably easier to fake hair head
23:41:18 <xm> eye brows look so fake when people try
23:41:24 <slinky_J> lol
23:41:25 <xm> especially with dem old azn women
23:41:32 <slinky_J> getting them tattooed on
23:41:35 <slinky_J> what a riot
23:41:37 <amelia> ye their eyebrows go purple
23:41:49 <slinky_J> purple like ur nippelz in winter!
23:41:55 <amelia> i reckon i know more girls with tattood eyebrows than real
23:41:57 <slinky_J> purple like a gay banana!
23:42:17 <steven> hahahahahah
23:42:18 <slinky_J> wow u know a lotta prostitutes?
23:42:30 <steven> everyone has them now
23:42:31 <xm> did you ever consider it???
23:42:37 <amelia> so many girls do it now
23:42:41 <amelia> no never
23:42:53 <steven> i pluck my own eyebrows
23:43:00 <steven> jokes!
23:43:01 <amelia> i have eyebrows i dun need fake ones
23:43:23 <xm> yeh soz just being ruthless didnt mean to imply anything
23:43:30 <amelia> m8
23:43:35 <amelia> you are fuckin
23:43:39 <amelia> out of control
23:43:43 <slinky_J> i plucked my eye brows b4
23:43:46 <slinky_J> mostly left one
23:43:51 <xm> i liek to pluck the left one at the side
23:43:53 <xm> liek twirl it
23:43:56 <slinky_J> coz when you get older they grow longer
23:44:06 <xm> yes
23:44:21 <xm> ill be the spudshed guy in a few years, but you non-perth people probably dont know
23:45:11 <xm> maybe there is hair quota in the body, and all you need to do is shave all your hair everywhere except the haid, and it will grow back FULL
23:45:19 <xm> head*
23:46:49 <xm> http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/b7e1b52660cee890e3570ec5aaf898a4?width=650 <--- remember agro's cartoon connection? they modeled it on this guy
23:47:14 <xm> although his son is a model, not sure how that worked out
23:47:36 <xm> maybe the potato empire bought him a lovely wife
23:47:48 <slinky_J> pish models
23:47:52 <slinky_J> pish trivial people
23:48:19 <slinky_J> when i grows up mamma i wants to b a walking billboard
23:48:54 Quit: Krypton ([email protected]) Quit: changing servers
23:49:12 <slinky_J> THINK YOU CAN JUST QUIT
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23:49:36 Mode: (by steven) -bb *!*@1.126.FC31C2.17395C *!*@120.16.56CF34.00D340
23:49:37 Mode: (by steven) -s
23:49:37 Mode: (by steven) -l
23:49:44 <steven> ok channel no longer needs to be +s
23:49:56 Mode: (by steven) +ooo Arbition elastically erlich
23:50:02 Mode: (by steven) +ooo GoldBerg JTR Krypton
23:50:06 Mode: (by steven) +ooo Ripstaa Rusteaux slinky_J
23:50:10 Mode: (by steven) +oo thestig xm
23:50:14 <xm> larger than #melb already
23:50:18 <steven> yeah dont worry
23:50:27 <steven> this channel will be the biggest soon
23:50:30 <xm> lol
23:50:36 <xm> i used to cop a bit for being in her
23:50:46 <xm> e
23:50:54 <amelia> so did i
23:50:55 <steven> yeah
23:51:01 <steven> and everyone who gave you shit is gone
23:51:05 <steven> because they were bored
23:51:07 <steven> haahahahahahaah
23:51:24 <xm> same thing about #cats
23:51:29 <xm> if anyone remembers that one
23:51:32 <amelia> do you still join #cunts xm
23:51:36 <xm> yes
23:51:49 <steven> #emovirginwhores ?
23:52:34 <xm> why do you ask amelia?
23:52:47 <xm> you know im loyal to the #cunts krew
23:52:55 <xm> how can you question that?
23:52:57 <amelia> cos i felt like asking
23:52:58 <xm> ur ruthless
23:53:02 <steven> DONT ASK
23:53:05 <steven> rules #1
23:53:10 <steven> -s
23:53:14 <amelia> i thought you would jus go other server thing with them
23:53:16 <steven> rule #2 DONT ASSUME
23:53:23 <steven> yeah snitch nigger
23:53:31 <xm> they've gone to a better place (ham radio)
23:53:46 <steven> ha
23:53:51 <amelia> do you join the other one with them too?
23:54:12 <xm> i talk to them on ham radio, my alias is bacon
23:54:14 <xm> get it???
23:54:27 <xm> "sup guys? bacon over "
23:54:32 <steven> haaaaaaaaaaaa
23:54:38 <amelia> this is what you do when you don't want to answer a question
23:54:57 <steven> yes he does!
23:55:07 <steven> they have this channel on live feed!
23:55:52 <steven> this has been the best channel for years !
23:55:53 <steven> :P
23:56:10 <steven> i got 19,000 steps today
23:57:09 <amelia> runnin from the cops
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