// #nerdhacks — 2016-10-04
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16:23:46 Topic Is: [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
16:23:46 Set By: ([[[[[pong]]]]]) on: Sun Oct 02 22:37:41 2016
16:24:10 Nick: AbjectsGuest1779 is now known as damian
16:25:23 Nick: damian is now known as damian_
16:26:41 Nick: damian_ is now known as damian
16:26:55 <DrStevenFisher> damian
16:37:11 <DrStevenFisher> ok damian
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16:45:34 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:45:37 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
16:50:05 <DrStevenFisher> Heya Pong
16:50:09 <DrStevenFisher> ya fuckhead
16:50:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> fucj u cunt
16:50:49 <DrStevenFisher> poor pong...
16:50:59 * DrStevenFisher smothers pong with a pillow
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16:52:25 <DrStevenFisher> heya GoldSpade
16:52:36 <GoldSpade> hi dr
16:52:45 <GoldSpade> are you a shrink
16:53:36 <DrStevenFisher> Dr. Steven Fisher.
16:54:15 * [[[[[pong]]]]] does a fresh brown poo into his hand and smears it all over DrStevenFishers face
16:54:30 <GoldSpade> heh
16:54:59 <Arbition> I'm not gonna read that shit again
16:55:05 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y
16:55:49 <GoldSpade> pong have you been laid before
16:55:50 <Arbition> reading about literal shit just irritates me
16:56:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> it would be smelly
16:59:37 <DrStevenFisher> you're disgusting pong
17:00:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> were r u from
17:01:19 <Arbition> Good thing I don't know any further details
17:01:35 <DrStevenFisher> meekatharra
17:01:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> lalalal
17:02:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong having rissoles and mash for tea yum
17:04:30 <DrStevenFisher> lucky you pong u fucking cunt
17:05:07 <DrStevenFisher> i'm having lobster
17:05:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u wishhhh
17:05:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> grandma very good cook
17:05:39 <DrStevenFisher> ?
17:05:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u jealous
17:05:45 <DrStevenFisher> I'm a doctor
17:05:55 <DrStevenFisher> I'm having lobster
17:06:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u prob to poor to have food for tea
17:06:24 <Ripstaa> lol
17:06:29 <DrStevenFisher> I'm Meekatharra's finest Doctor
17:06:34 <DrStevenFisher> thank you very much
17:07:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ur steven acting everyone know
17:08:10 <DrStevenFisher> Steven Fisher
17:08:13 <DrStevenFisher> Steve Fisher
17:08:19 <DrStevenFisher> Big Stevie
17:09:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ur a poofter
17:23:18 Quit: Ripstaa ([email protected]) Quit: ZZZzzz...
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17:26:10 <GoldSpade> free as can be hey Ripstaa
17:27:47 <Ripstaa> yup
17:27:54 <GoldSpade> heh
17:27:58 <Ripstaa> dammit my lip balm is making my lips crack
17:28:18 <Ripstaa> i peel off the dry lip balm and its bleeding now!
17:28:22 <Arbition> oh the ironing
17:28:31 <Ripstaa> ikr
17:28:42 <Ripstaa> this is the 2nd lip balm im using too
17:28:56 <Ripstaa> ones a stick this ones a tube
17:29:14 <Arbition> huehuehue simpsons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p23mA2VV0A
17:29:18 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The ironing is delicious - the simpsons (Jan 20, 2012) Length: 0:05 - Category: Comedy - 25,769 views views - 76 likes (93.8%), 5 dislikes (6.2%)
17:29:27 <GoldSpade> have you tried vaseline Ripstaa
17:29:33 <Ripstaa> nope
17:29:43 <GoldSpade> its good for that
17:29:53 <Ripstaa> thanx ill try it once i got shopes
17:29:59 <GoldSpade> ok
17:30:53 <Ripstaa> k i just put on Lucas Papaw Ointment
17:31:04 <Ripstaa> it's more slippery
17:31:08 <Ripstaa> might do the trick =)
17:32:11 <GoldSpade> yeah
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17:52:57 <DrStevenFisher> hhaha
17:52:58 <DrStevenFisher> BagleBoy
17:53:08 <DrStevenFisher> u fucking cunt
17:53:11 <DrStevenFisher> haha\
17:53:16 <DrStevenFisher> wheres steven
17:53:20 <DrStevenFisher> the little boy
17:53:25 <DrStevenFisher> haha
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18:00:22 <DrStevenFisher> not long now before steven dorks the faggot starts his rant
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18:05:30 <steven> hawhawhaw
18:05:45 <steven> you ready son
18:06:00 <Ripstaa> popcorn ready
18:06:13 Quit: GoldSpade ([email protected]) Quit: Don't look in the mirror if you can't handle the truth.
18:06:39 <DrStevenFisher> here he is
18:06:50 <DrStevenFisher> the one and only
18:07:08 <steven> indeed
18:07:12 <steven> what you doing fatboy?
18:07:26 <steven> that crack diet doesnt seem to be working
18:07:28 <steven> to much cutty
18:08:41 <DrStevenFisher> LOL
18:08:49 <DrStevenFisher> thats gold!
18:09:22 <steven> why thank you
18:10:55 Quit: Bonny ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
18:11:02 <DrStevenFisher> told my mum to get me a new battery for my phone
18:11:12 <DrStevenFisher> shes gone and brought me a new one
18:11:23 <DrStevenFisher> just wanted the battery
18:11:24 <DrStevenFisher> yo!
18:11:36 <DrStevenFisher> 2 nice
18:13:27 <steven> whats it like having your mum still drive you around?
18:15:01 <DrStevenFisher> man fucking good as
18:15:09 <DrStevenFisher> but i get my licence back tomorrow
18:15:18 <DrStevenFisher> so i gotta drive myself around again
18:15:20 <DrStevenFisher> :/
18:15:34 <DrStevenFisher> last 6 months have been pretty fucked though
18:16:07 <DrStevenFisher> wont be losing it again anytime soon
18:16:40 <steven> hahahahaha what a fucking dropkick
18:16:51 <DrStevenFisher> what
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18:19:08 <steven> nate mate
18:20:16 Mode: (by ChanOP) -bb *!*@216.158.* breaker!*@*
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18:26:04 <DrStevenFisher> i might wait around for amelia
18:29:23 <DrStevenFisher> she's the best
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18:32:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
18:33:30 <DrStevenFisher> hey Lumeah
18:33:32 Quit: DrStevenFisher ([email protected]) Connection closed
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18:35:33 <DrStevenFisher> how are u Lumeah
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18:36:37 <DrStevenFisher> LOL @ THESTIG1
18:36:43 <DrStevenFisher> THE RAT
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18:38:38 <Melania> GoldSpade = dumb as a rock
18:39:07 <GoldSpade> heh
18:39:24 <GoldSpade> yeah I dig for rocks
18:39:34 <GoldSpade> gold
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18:41:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o SoupNazi
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18:56:22 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) EOF from client
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18:56:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
19:00:48 Quit: Bonny ([email protected]) EOF from client
19:00:51 <DrStevenFisher> hey Lumeah
19:01:12 <GoldSpade> lummie
19:03:34 <DrStevenFisher> u cunt
19:03:38 <DrStevenFisher> u fucking cunt
19:03:38 Quit: DrStevenFisher ([email protected]) Connection closed
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19:04:13 <DrStevenFisher> hey Lumeah
19:04:14 <DrStevenFisher> u cunt
19:05:09 <DrStevenFisher> hey Lumeah
19:05:12 <DrStevenFisher> hey Lumeah
19:05:14 <DrStevenFisher> U CUNT
19:05:14 <DrStevenFisher> hey Lumeah
19:05:15 <DrStevenFisher> U CUNT
19:05:17 <DrStevenFisher> U CUNT
19:05:23 <DrStevenFisher> :)
19:05:40 <GoldSpade> chucking a sad DrStevenFisher?
19:06:33 <steven> `ban *@50.118.* -hours 9999 GAY CUNT
19:06:33 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@50.118.*
19:07:15 Quit: DrStevenFisher ([email protected]) Quit:
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19:07:22 <DrStevenFisher> oi
19:07:27 <DrStevenFisher> did u get the cunt steven
19:07:57 <DrStevenFisher> swear i seen him
19:09:19 <xm> TEACH ME HOW TO EVADE BANS
19:09:27 <xm> I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO HACK
19:09:36 <DrStevenFisher> no xm
19:09:41 <GoldSpade> hey me too
19:09:50 <DrStevenFisher> No
19:09:58 <steven> his dodo is static
19:10:08 <DrStevenFisher> whats the IP >?
19:10:12 <DrStevenFisher> on dodo?
19:10:30 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@45.33.*
19:10:31 <steven> what?
19:10:53 Quit: DrStevenFisher ([email protected]) Quit:
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19:11:23 <DrStevenFisher> stop being a dickhead
19:11:29 <DrStevenFisher> whats my dodo IP address?
19:14:09 <steven> no idea
19:14:18 <steven> but it doesnt change
19:15:50 <steven> btw its christines ip address
19:15:54 <steven> not yours
19:16:00 <steven> looooooooooooool
19:23:55 <DrStevenFisher> i know i was going to white list herfe
19:24:02 <DrStevenFisher> so i can use all these proxies
19:24:19 <Melania> who the fuck uses dodo? maybe if u were a low level seo or something that didnt have much money
19:24:21 <DrStevenFisher> from home
19:24:38 <DrStevenFisher> lol
19:24:49 <DrStevenFisher> dodo's fucked anyway
19:24:57 <DrStevenFisher> its been dropping out heaps lately
19:27:29 <steven> someone is using nuke.exe
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19:33:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o anotherirc3r
19:38:46 <DrStevenFisher> Biggggggggieeeeeeeeeeeeeee
19:38:50 <DrStevenFisher> BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
19:39:33 <anotherirc3r> methyyyyyyhead
19:40:04 <DrStevenFisher> hows u .. ur in early!
19:40:11 <DrStevenFisher> must be daylight savings!
19:40:22 <anotherirc3r> haha it is
19:40:28 <anotherirc3r> it's also too cold to go for a walk
19:40:33 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) -o anotherirc3r
19:40:47 <DrStevenFisher> waddle dont you mean>?
19:41:31 <anotherirc3r> pretty much
19:41:40 <DrStevenFisher> haahaha
19:42:44 <DrStevenFisher> i gotta go home now
19:43:08 <anotherirc3r> good. go!
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19:50:00 Nick: Melaniaa is now known as Melania
19:56:42 <anotherirc3r> hi pong
20:03:32 <Lumeah> hi jen
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20:11:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiii
20:14:01 <GoldSpade> hm
20:21:18 <steven> slart
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20:26:15 <steven> !joke
20:26:16 <Herb_Dean> [66511] Q. What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?
20:26:19 <Herb_Dean> [66511] A. Snowballs.
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20:38:38 <sharni> !joke
20:38:38 <Herb_Dean> [2148] Q. Why don't Canadians have group sex?
20:38:42 <Herb_Dean> [2148] A. Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.
20:38:54 <sharni> !joke
20:38:54 <Herb_Dean> [5438] Q. How do you get Dick from Richard? How do you get Bill from William? how do you get bob from robert?
20:38:58 <Herb_Dean> [5438] A. You ask him nicely.
20:39:21 <sharni> Gay
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21:00:59 <anotherirc3r> heya Liz
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21:01:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Bonny
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21:03:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Bonny
21:03:14 <amelia> Bonny if you flood 1x more time i will zline you
21:03:24 <amelia> capiche?
21:09:28 <Lumeah> it's her connection
21:09:36 <Lumeah> not her. lol
21:09:52 <breaker> loooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:09:57 <Lumeah> z line MrMark n breaker
21:10:05 <breaker> ?
21:10:17 <Lumeah> :p
21:10:26 <amelia> well she better fix her connection
21:10:35 <amelia> 1st warning
21:10:45 Quit: Bonny ([email protected]) EOF from client
21:10:51 <amelia> ok dats it
21:11:03 <Lumeah> she a sleep?
21:11:47 <amelia> no she a wake
21:11:59 <breaker> Wasn't her connection.. it's because when any user connects to the server mordor.. you get flooded off because you're joining a few channels at once.. doesn't happen on the other servers.,. just that one.
21:12:23 <amelia> thanks irc wizard
21:12:42 <breaker> Thanks dumb shit wizard
21:12:50 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahaahhaa
21:12:52 <amelia> i laffed
21:13:10 <breaker> I bet you did.. like a retard.
21:13:28 <amelia> iRC WiZaRD
21:13:54 <breaker>
21:13:55 <breaker>
21:14:06 <amelia> i dunno wot that is
21:14:11 <amelia> ita jus green on my phone
21:15:30 <breaker> IRC WIZARD
21:15:40 <breaker> small enough for your crap phone?
21:16:01 <amelia> aahahhaha
21:16:13 <amelia> yes IW
21:17:54 <Lumeah> zline that shit
21:20:42 <steven> breaker is not even close to a irc wizard
21:21:03 <steven> he knows a little
21:21:41 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) Quit:
21:21:47 <breaker> You don't know what I know muppet :)
21:22:08 <breaker> or is that puppet?
21:22:09 <steven> thank god
21:22:15 <steven> okay pigeon
21:22:47 <steven> Pidgey
21:22:48 <breaker> Pull your strings whenever I feel like it.. and you dance for me :)
21:23:17 <steven> the best thing breaker can do these days is load 2 bots and flood sydney with 'kezzie is a retard'
21:23:38 <breaker> You mean that's you
21:23:47 <steven> i have no problem with her, do you?
21:24:04 <breaker> If I got a problem.. i'll say so.. under my own nick.
21:24:17 <breaker> I'm not like you steven.. I don't hide like a coward.
21:24:46 <steven> HAHA
21:24:50 <steven> YOUR HIDING RIGHT NOW
21:24:54 <steven> fucking goose
21:25:03 <breaker> ?
21:25:09 <steven> why did you move house?
21:25:13 <steven> why are you using a bnc?
21:25:16 <steven> your a coward
21:25:23 <steven> little bitch
21:25:33 <breaker> look at you trying
21:25:42 <breaker> Go hard coward.. GO HARD!
21:26:11 <steven> `setuser anotherirc3r aop on
21:26:38 <steven> jen babe
21:26:40 <steven> how you doin?
21:26:52 <anotherirc3r> offff
21:26:54 <anotherirc3r> goddamn
21:26:56 <steven> pm babe
21:27:13 <breaker> haha steven trying.. I want you to :)
21:27:13 <steven> `setuser anotherirc3r aop off
21:27:26 <anotherirc3r> thank you!
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21:29:01 <steven> you want me to
21:29:12 <steven> then you will message me tommorow saying 'we cool bro?'
21:29:19 <sharni> Lol
21:29:20 <breaker> eer
21:29:24 <steven> hahaha
21:29:29 <steven> what you dont ask that?
21:29:34 <breaker> I don't talk like that nor will I ever say that to you.
21:29:38 <steven> not in them words
21:29:52 <steven> 'jen is trouble bro you were right'
21:29:53 <sharni> More like. Steven can I suck your dick bro
21:29:58 <steven> and that
21:30:01 <sharni> Haha
21:30:01 <steven> then you get the ones
21:30:12 <steven> 'BRO WHATS UP WITH DOC? HE KEEPS SETTING ME LEVEL 1'
21:30:17 <breaker> You've already got that job Sharni.
21:30:17 <steven> haha
21:30:25 <steven> 'i need more access bro'
21:30:49 <steven> do you get angry that i dont reply to your pms ?
21:30:56 <steven> you know where you are on the foodchain
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21:31:04 <steven> slobbs :)
21:31:12 <sharni> Nah he has Emma to do that but he needs a male in his life too
21:31:14 <breaker> pms? I don't care about your msgs steven.
21:31:25 <SexySlobbs> Jen babe
21:31:25 <sharni> If your going to suck up to him do it properly
21:31:31 <steven> i get home from work today
21:31:35 <steven> and this one is there
21:31:35 <steven> <breaker> Finished crying yet shitcunt?
21:31:45 <breaker> And?
21:31:52 <sharni> And than..
21:31:53 <steven> i wish i had a few days ago
21:31:58 <SexySlobbs> fucking sook
21:32:10 <breaker> You cried so hard lastnight and you're still crying now.. look at you.
21:32:32 <sharni> breaker are you stalking him or something
21:32:38 <sharni> Steven go look in your bushes
21:32:43 <SexySlobbs> are ya fucking winding him up
21:32:56 <steven> you bloody avn a laff are ya?
21:33:22 <SexySlobbs> anotherirc3r, how are you?
21:33:43 <breaker> sharni, You also have that job.. you live in his back pocket and sniff his arse eachtime he drops his guts.
21:34:03 <steven> breaker you mad ? she took over from you
21:34:09 <steven> hawhawhaw
21:34:14 <SexySlobbs> sharni can sit in mypocket
21:34:18 <steven> you miss licking my bumhole?
21:34:38 <SexySlobbs> sharni lick my bum hole please
21:34:47 <sharni> It isn't a job otherwise I would be getting paid
21:34:58 <sharni> I'm volunteering
21:35:05 <SexySlobbs> use a hobby?
21:35:10 <SexySlobbs> just**
21:35:35 <SexySlobbs> do you like when he drops his guts?
21:35:40 <SexySlobbs> does it smell nice?
21:35:50 <SexySlobbs> like chocolate
21:35:51 <sharni> Smells like rainbows and unicorns
21:36:06 <breaker> sharni, You're volunteering? just like you would in real life.. back at stevens xbox-gaming shed.. there's sharni in the corner laying on the matress naked waitiong for the next gaming cock.
21:36:38 <sharni> That makes me moist
21:36:38 <SexySlobbs> am I invited to this shed steven ?
21:36:48 <SexySlobbs> I'll be over soon
21:36:58 <SexySlobbs> play a quick game of pool
21:37:03 <SexySlobbs> $50
21:37:14 <steven> lol
21:37:31 <SexySlobbs> I will beat you this time
21:37:51 <SexySlobbs> beat you with my cock
21:38:06 <Lumeah> better be a good one
21:38:51 <sharni> Haha
21:39:27 <SexySlobbs> yes it will be
21:39:42 <SexySlobbs> my floppy cock is a great weapon
21:40:57 <SexySlobbs> time to get my feed, off to hungry jacks. Peace out fuckers.
21:41:04 Quit: SexySlobbs ([email protected]) Connection closed
21:41:11 <sharni> Get that $5.95 stunner brah
21:41:58 <anotherirc3r> gimme one
21:42:00 <anotherirc3r> bish
21:42:08 <steven> ill give you a whopper
21:42:15 <steven> extra cheese
21:42:26 <steven> heavy mayo
21:43:08 <sharni> No
21:43:31 <sharni> I like extra mayo
21:43:50 <steven> haa
21:43:55 <amelia> half a meat patty
21:44:06 <amelia> halfsack
21:44:41 <steven> harhar
21:44:54 <steven> that guy was right you are a prude
21:45:10 <amelia> can't believe you called me a prude
21:45:22 <amelia> couldn't sleep last night
21:45:23 <steven> i didnt
21:45:26 <steven> fgt
21:45:27 <steven> <Melania> im looking for a sexy fat bus cleaner
21:45:27 <amelia> kept thinkin bout it
21:45:44 <steven> i said you were not interested in him
21:45:54 <steven> in a nice way
21:45:57 <amelia> steven im joking
21:45:58 <steven> for him
21:46:33 <steven> then i showed him all these nudes of some bitch
21:46:37 <steven> and told him it was you
21:46:41 <steven> nek minute he is gone
21:46:47 <amelia> ahahahaahahahahahahhaa
21:47:08 <amelia> he seen enuff pics of me
21:47:37 <sharni> Hahaha
21:47:40 <amelia> fookn itunes i need moar music
21:47:41 <sharni> Who did
21:47:43 <sharni> Dis
21:47:46 <amelia> but not yours
21:47:48 <steven> nate
21:47:55 <sharni> Hah did he come back
21:47:58 <steven> nah
21:48:04 <sharni> Haha
21:48:10 <steven> melania had iinet
21:48:17 <steven> so i thought it might of been nate
21:48:21 <sharni> Ohhh
21:48:30 <amelia> nate wont be back
21:48:32 <steven> acted more like pollock
21:48:32 <xm> suspicious timing if then though'
21:48:36 <amelia> ever
21:48:41 <amelia> or trump
21:48:44 <xm> it was someone else
21:48:47 <sharni> What makes you say that's amelia
21:49:00 <steven> nate lives with her now
21:49:02 <steven> so does trump
21:49:03 <amelia> trump shit stirs nate, was probably him
21:49:07 <sharni> Lol
21:49:19 <amelia> yes i lead them both on with my prudish ways
21:49:28 <breaker> Melania was Trump
21:49:30 <steven> when u gonna lead me on
21:49:41 <sharni> Yeah and me
21:49:47 <amelia> im workin on it babez
21:49:51 <steven> kk
21:49:53 <sharni> I've been waiting long enough amelia baby
21:49:57 <steven> i'll be sure to leave afterwards
21:50:01 <amelia> 1 at a time
21:50:13 <steven> leave this channel to breaker
21:50:18 <sharni> Me fist
21:50:21 <sharni> First lol
21:50:22 <steven> the place he met the love of his life
21:50:23 <sharni> Hahahaha
21:50:25 <sharni> So fisting
21:50:27 <breaker> You first steven :)
21:50:28 <amelia> ahaahahahahahah
21:50:28 <sharni> No **
21:50:31 <steven> !uote
21:50:31 <sharni> Fml
21:50:33 <steven> !quote
21:50:33 <Herb_Dean> [86809] J. [23:29] <ladifingda> and now telling me that i lied and not providing me any examples
21:50:33 <amelia> soso fisting
21:50:37 <Herb_Dean> [86809] O. [23:29] <@officeworks> Instead of asking so many questions... how about you admit what you did wrong to me and every other guy you led on and got hopes up?
21:50:41 <sharni> Lol
21:50:50 <anotherirc3r> oh, ffs
21:50:51 <sharni> !quote sharni
21:50:53 <amelia> leading on is so popular on here
21:50:55 <steven> the good old days
21:50:56 <sharni> Damn
21:50:57 <steven> !random
21:50:57 <Herb_Dean> [75708] T: 18:55:32 <steven> i'll be sure to leave afterwards
21:51:01 <sharni> Ohhh
21:51:03 <sharni> That's it
21:51:05 <steven> !random sharni
21:51:06 <sharni> !random
21:51:06 <Herb_Dean> [9086] T: 21:12:15 <sharni> No
21:51:11 <sharni> Lol
21:51:13 <steven> !pic
21:51:14 <steven> !picture
21:51:14 <Herb_Dean> [57013] T: 20:32:18 <steven> http://prntscr.com/cp7vua
21:51:26 <steven> haha
21:51:27 <amelia> !picture steven
21:51:31 <steven> fuck off
21:51:32 <sharni> Lol
21:51:32 <amelia> gaids
21:51:35 <steven> !
21:51:37 <anotherirc3r> camwhore
21:51:37 <sharni> !picture
21:51:38 <Herb_Dean> [5842] T: 14:44:54 <sharni> 17:39 <nate> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ml_bA6WJ2Pg/VaPpbmeZP4I/AAAAAAAAByI/wgH_ChxtFQQ/s1600/FAT%2BWOMAN.jpg
21:51:40 <steven> you do it amelia
21:51:42 <steven> for yourself
21:51:44 <sharni> Haha
21:51:51 <steven> anotherirc3r whats wrong with dat?
21:51:51 <amelia> i am scared
21:51:58 <amelia> !picture
21:51:58 <Herb_Dean> [57137] T: 19:51:14 <amelia> http://thumbs1.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mG7KaojfIjzZGcIySWLd4_g.jpg
21:52:00 <anotherirc3r> stop posting photos of me
21:52:04 <anotherirc3r> damn you natey
21:52:09 <amelia> ahahahahahahha hair conditioner
21:52:11 <steven> i didnt take photos until i was over 26
21:52:13 <steven> selfies
21:52:16 <amelia> !picture
21:52:17 <Herb_Dean> [42944] T: 17:38:24 <amelia> http://img.tesco.com/Groceries/pi/208/5000101845208/IDShot_540x540.jpg
21:52:19 <sharni> That was for me amelia
21:52:21 <sharni> I remember
21:52:33 <amelia> ahahahaahhaa mint shower gel to tingle ya balls
21:52:37 <amelia> i remembers
21:52:39 <steven> i got that
21:52:39 <sharni> Ahaha and when we were talking about body wash
21:52:41 <steven> but
21:52:41 <xm> Melania is trump and he's not himself lately
21:52:41 <sharni> Them memories
21:52:44 <sharni> Good times
21:52:47 <steven> i cant remember the flavour
21:52:49 <amelia> such good memz babez
21:52:52 <steven> pinkish i think
21:53:03 <amelia> !picture
21:53:03 <Herb_Dean> [89320] T: 19:51:14 <amelia> http://thumbs1.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mG7KaojfIjzZGcIySWLd4_g.jpg
21:53:08 <steven> whats the pink one
21:53:11 <steven> of that bodywash
21:53:12 <steven> shit
21:53:15 <amelia> i got that one too
21:53:16 <sharni> !picture
21:53:17 <Herb_Dean> [33340] T: 14:44:54 <sharni> 17:39 <nate> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ml_bA6WJ2Pg/VaPpbmeZP4I/AAAAAAAAByI/wgH_ChxtFQQ/s1600/FAT%2BWOMAN.jpg
21:53:23 <sharni> Haha
21:53:24 <amelia> strawbz and somethin?
21:53:26 <xm> !picture
21:53:27 <Herb_Dean> [86210]
21:53:29 <sharni> !picture
21:53:30 <Herb_Dean> [77846] T: 19:50:35 <sharni> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=496878720489395&id=173931136117490&ref=bookmarks
21:53:31 <xm> lolllll
21:53:38 <steven> i think
21:53:41 <xm> !quote
21:53:41 <Herb_Dean> [18659] J. [23:21] <ladifingda> you haven't provided me an example of where i apparently lied though
21:53:41 <steven> maybe it was mango
21:53:43 <steven> i dunno
21:53:44 <Herb_Dean> [18659] O. [23:22] <@officeworks> You 'forget' your own shit.
21:53:47 <steven> it was so good
21:53:55 <amelia> mango is orange you fuck
21:54:01 <steven> shut up fucknuckle
21:54:04 <sharni> !quote
21:54:04 <Herb_Dean> [76793] J. [23:21] <ladifingda> you haven't provided me an example of where i apparently lied though
21:54:08 <Herb_Dean> [76793] O. [23:22] <@officeworks> You 'forget' your own shit.
21:54:08 <steven> or ill fingerbash your bumhole
21:54:08 <amelia> ahahahahahaaha
21:54:10 <sharni> !joke
21:54:10 <Herb_Dean> [21721] Q. How do lesbians handle their liquor?
21:54:14 <Herb_Dean> [21721] A. By the ears. (Lick her)
21:54:17 <amelia> i will get the irc wizard onto you
21:54:20 <sharni> Hawt
21:54:44 <amelia> excuse me irc wizard are you there?
21:54:51 <steven> i'll take him to the snow... all if forgiven
21:54:55 <steven> is
21:55:10 <sharni> How do I do the black jokes again
21:55:11 <amelia> hahahahaa
21:55:17 <steven> guess
21:55:19 <steven> its not hard
21:55:22 <steven> !nig
21:55:24 <steven> !nigg
21:55:25 <Herb_Dean> [93153] Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
21:55:25 <xm> !niogger
21:55:26 <steven> !nigga
21:55:26 <Herb_Dean> [96838] Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
21:55:28 <Herb_Dean> [93153] A: The defendant
21:55:30 <Herb_Dean> [96838] A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
21:55:37 <sharni> !stevenlikesblackdick
21:55:46 <steven> !niggerfuckingcunt
21:55:46 <Herb_Dean> [17790] Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole?
21:55:50 <Herb_Dean> [17790] A: You swerve around the pothole.
21:55:51 <sharni> Lol
21:55:59 <steven> xm, one for you bro
21:56:02 <steven> !gook
21:56:02 <Herb_Dean> [80740] Q: What do you call a Chinese paralympian?
21:56:06 <Herb_Dean> [80740] A: Lim Ping
21:56:06 <sharni> !iloveniggas
21:56:11 <xm> danku
21:56:12 <steven> haha
21:56:13 <steven> :}
21:56:16 <sharni> Ah ha
21:56:20 Nick: xm is now known as UncleToby
21:56:22 <steven> !trump
21:56:24 <steven> !ranga
21:56:24 <Herb_Dean> [4780] Q. What do you call it when a redhead goes off the deepend?
21:56:28 <Herb_Dean> [4780] A. a ginger snap.
21:56:44 <sharni> Lol
21:57:40 <UncleToby> !gook
21:57:40 <Herb_Dean> [2078] Q: How do you know if an Chinaman robbed your house?
21:57:44 <Herb_Dean> [2078] A: Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.
21:57:59 <sharni> Haha
21:58:01 <UncleToby> an Chinaman
21:58:05 <UncleToby> and he fixes your grammar
22:01:02 <UncleToby> !gook
22:01:02 <Herb_Dean> [79780] Q: What do you call a Chinese dwarf?
22:01:06 <Herb_Dean> [79780] A: Tai Nee.
22:03:16 <UncleToby> !nigg
22:03:17 <Herb_Dean> [29277] Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
22:03:20 <Herb_Dean> [29277] A: Stop laughing and reload.
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22:07:41 <steven> !joke
22:07:41 <Herb_Dean> [68562] Q. What did one tit say to the other?
22:07:45 <Herb_Dean> [68562] A. I hope we get support soon or people will think we're nuts.
22:07:54 <steven> keekeke
22:08:12 <UncleToby> touching
22:08:25 <steven> reminds me of a convo i had lastnight
22:08:44 <amelia> of where you called someone a prude????
22:08:48 <steven> na
22:08:54 <amelia> o ok
22:08:59 <steven> in the shower i grabbed emmas boobs
22:09:07 <steven> said this is how they should be
22:09:09 <amelia> did you pee on her again
22:09:26 <steven> then she grabbed my balls and said these are how they used to be
22:10:27 <amelia> hahahaaha
22:11:05 <steven> but i got lastnight what i should of got the night before
22:12:10 <amelia> no headache last night ey
22:12:16 <UncleToby> !gook
22:12:16 <Herb_Dean> [10788] Q: Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo?
22:12:19 <Herb_Dean> [10788] A: It was Panda-monium.
22:13:21 <steven> nar
22:13:47 <steven> i had one afterwards
22:27:27 <sharni> !nigga
22:27:27 <Herb_Dean> [3880] Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white?
22:27:31 <Herb_Dean> [3880] A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position.
22:27:48 <sharni> !nigga
22:27:48 <Herb_Dean> [14304] Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
22:27:51 <Herb_Dean> [14304] A: Stop laughing and reload.
22:28:03 <sharni> That's ducked
22:28:08 <sharni> Fucked
22:28:53 <sharni> !nigga
22:28:53 <Herb_Dean> [23682] Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
22:28:57 <Herb_Dean> [23682] A: Cuz hes black
22:29:32 <sharni> Lol
22:32:22 <steven> haha
22:32:26 <steven> !quote
22:32:26 <Herb_Dean> [61080] J. [23:36] <ladifingda> what do you want from me David?
22:32:29 <Herb_Dean> [61080] O. [20:27] <@officeworks> You kept it going.. cause you have a black heart.
22:33:20 <anotherirc3r> you suck
22:34:39 <sharni> Best quote of the day
22:36:31 <amelia> blackheart
22:36:58 <sharni> Lmao
22:37:08 <sharni> !quite
22:37:17 <sharni> !quote
22:37:18 <Herb_Dean> [95717] J. [23:26] <ladifingda> i don't know how many times i have to tell you but if i did apparently 'play' you
22:37:21 <Herb_Dean> [95717] O. [23:27] <@officeworks> You keep saying that.. but your actions speak louder.
22:37:27 <sharni> Lol
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22:40:03 <steven> hey pedo
22:40:14 <steven> evading zlnes?
22:41:56 <UncleToby> lollllllllllllll
22:45:54 <steven> !gamble
22:45:55 <Herb_Dean> Jackpot: 243 STRAWBERRY BELL BLUEBERRY ::: steven Lost
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22:51:10 <sharni> :O
22:51:15 <sharni> !gamble
22:51:15 <Herb_Dean> Jackpot: 244 STRAWBERRY JENSARSEHOLE CHERRY ::: sharni Lost
22:51:39 <sharni> Lol
22:51:48 <sharni> !gamble
22:51:49 <Herb_Dean> Jackpot: 245 WEED BELL COAL ::: sharni Lost
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22:53:10 <Melania> no bots allowed on austnet
22:53:52 <sharni> He is my husband
22:53:53 <sharni> It's ok
22:54:02 <sharni> !nigga
22:54:02 <Herb_Dean> [14464] Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
22:54:06 <Herb_Dean> [14464] A: They're sick of picking through cotton
23:03:29 Nick: UncleToby is now known as xm
23:03:43 <xm> !ginger
23:03:47 <xm> !sexist
23:03:58 <xm> i expected more from you steven
23:04:12 <xm> a chauvinist liek you should have sexist jokes
23:04:20 <xm> i mean that in a good way
23:04:27 <xm> mr tit grabber
23:05:07 <sharni> !ranga
23:05:08 <Herb_Dean> [98530] Q. How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
23:05:11 <Herb_Dean> [98530] A. She unties you
23:06:16 <steven> im going to add prude jokes
23:06:48 <xm> lmao
23:06:51 <Melania> sharni when did you marry Herb_Dean?
23:07:17 <xm> !prudejokesforamelia
23:07:25 <xm> Q. What did the fisherman say when his line got tangled?
23:07:30 <xm> A. The struggle is reel.
23:07:41 <sharni> Hmm
23:07:48 <sharni> 8 months ago
23:08:09 <Melania> well i must admit Herb_Dean would be a good upgrade from the terrorist you had children with
23:08:22 <xm> terrorist?
23:08:33 <anotherirc3r> who is Melania?
23:08:35 <sharni> Haha Hawt
23:08:44 <sharni> Probably jerome
23:08:46 <xm> !sandnig
23:08:53 <xm> nah, it's mr lololololollllll
23:09:25 <steven> the guy who pedo's his students
23:09:27 <steven> young boys
23:09:42 <anotherirc3r> ohh, Trumpy
23:09:44 <sharni> Poor kids
23:09:48 <steven> looooooooool
23:09:52 <sharni> No it's jerome
23:09:58 <xm> it's a private school, but that shouldnt mean you get to touch their private parts trumpy
23:10:10 <sharni> He teaches kids to blow pipes
23:10:30 <xm> where is jerome????
23:10:39 <xm> i miss classic jerome, contemporary jerome and future jerome
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23:10:49 <sharni> Jerome is dead
23:10:56 <xm> OD?
23:11:00 <sharni> Yep
23:11:16 <sharni> May he not be missed
23:11:19 <sharni> Rest in shit
23:11:22 <xm> did he leave anything to you in his will
23:11:26 <xm> his millions in assets
23:11:29 <xm> his two yachts
23:11:30 <sharni> Yea his fav pipe
23:11:33 <xm> his two mansions
23:11:40 <xm> his large collection of guitars
23:11:55 <sharni> His housing commission in Redfern
23:12:00 <xm> you better keep care of that pipe. it has his DNA. one day they might be able to clone him from that
23:12:20 <xm> future jeromee
23:12:22 <sharni> Didn't think of that gave it to the local hobo
23:12:40 <xm> good 1, now that hobo has da AIDz
23:13:00 <sharni> He already had it
23:13:04 <xm> a part of jerome lives on
23:13:06 <sharni> I warned him
23:13:20 <xm> heh probably caught it off Jerome
23:13:22 <xm> he*
23:13:25 <sharni> He said " can't catch what I already have"
23:13:30 <sharni> Such good sprit
23:13:33 <xm> if you know what i mean
23:13:39 <sharni> Wouldn't surprise me
23:14:21 <sharni> Anyways laters
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23:14:55 <xm> good bye sharni dean
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