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13:11:46 Topic Is: <kraft> i had anal with my gf not long ago | <beehhh> excellent
13:11:46 Set By: (steven_) on: Sat Jan 30 01:49:20 2016
13:11:56 <AdeeL> `voice Bumhairs pebbles slinky_J
13:12:04 <AdeeL> `voice tonguefence damian
13:12:26 <slinky_J> `op
13:12:39 <slinky_J> bumference
13:13:11 <slinky_J> nothin goin on it's the weekend wake up drunk get more drunk AdeeL
13:13:40 Quit: stevennn ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
13:13:50 Nick: damian is now known as damian1
13:33:41 <pebbles> any homosexual men here
13:34:06 Join: tisk ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
13:34:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o tisk
13:34:24 <tisk> hello
13:34:51 <pebbles> tisky
13:34:53 <pebbles> hey son
13:35:15 <tisk> hi
13:38:57 <Herb_Dean> J A C K P O T !!! SoupNazi just won 242 points in channel #Gamble !
13:39:03 * SoupNazi slaps Herb_Dean around a bit with a large trout
15:56:51 <pebbles> he likes mens asses
16:00:14 <pebbles> President_Trump is a poofter bitch
16:01:07 <steven_> pebbles
16:01:23 <pebbles> yo
16:01:25 <pebbles> steve-o
16:02:00 <pebbles> wadup mange
16:02:48 <pebbles> got some underpants on?
16:02:59 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
16:03:20 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:03:20 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blitzkrieg
16:04:07 <pebbles> mens smelly anus's
16:04:14 Quit: tisk ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
16:04:15 <pebbles> this is what jon likes
16:07:15 <steven_> was ment to take a photo of this weed
16:07:19 <steven_> but i chopped it up instead
16:07:19 <steven_> haaha
16:07:35 <Blitzkrieg> tisk will be devo
16:10:26 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:10:34 <pebbles> lolz
16:10:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o nate
16:10:39 <pebbles> i get weed on tuesdey
16:10:45 <pebbles> smokin resin
16:10:47 <pebbles> :]]]
16:10:58 <nate> pebbles do u require me to help u smoke your (cock) weed
16:11:07 <pebbles> ewww
16:11:10 <pebbles> u gay man
16:11:35 <nate> nah but you can teach me
16:11:39 <nate> shweet!
16:11:59 <Blitzkrieg> pebbles is fapping violently now
16:12:02 <Blitzkrieg> You're in nate!
16:13:04 <nate> we will build up to violently once we fall in love
16:13:18 <nate> blitz is an expert in love
16:13:33 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
16:13:36 <Blitzkrieg> Oh totally
16:13:54 <President_Trump> tisk is running a dating school
16:14:15 <nate> seeing that melliez is a hot big footed woman, i will flood her with my fat pics as punishment ;D
16:14:23 <nate> LOL poor girl
16:14:36 <pebbles> ewwwwww
16:14:44 <nate> President_Trump u can flood baby girl with your fat pix :D
16:14:52 <nate> i dont know if shes hot
16:14:57 <pebbles> my testicles
16:14:58 <Blitzkrieg> He*
16:14:59 <President_Trump> melliez tits belong to pebbles
16:15:10 <pebbles> where is melies
16:15:11 <nate> the tt's are pebbles
16:15:24 <pebbles> fatso melies
16:15:40 <pebbles> bumlicking brigade
16:15:41 <nate> haha she wont like dat ;P
16:15:57 <nate> pebbles u must sweet talk her
16:16:02 <nate> give us some line
16:16:02 <pebbles> nups
16:16:04 <nate> lines ;D
16:16:21 <President_Trump> pebbles sweet talk her like nate does, pear tits will be yours before long
16:16:46 <nate> yeah just say u have a ps4, that'll do it
16:16:58 <nate> pebbles u got one?
16:17:01 <pebbles> ye
16:17:03 <nate> may i come over and play
16:17:06 <pebbles> nupz
16:17:26 <pebbles> ;l
16:17:32 <Blitzkrieg> Pear tits?
16:18:55 <nate> pair of tits?
16:19:38 <President_Trump> yeh pear tits
16:19:43 <President_Trump> like jen has watermelon tits
16:20:59 <Blitzkrieg> Pear tits makes me think of those memes with the 90 yr old women who have their tits out
16:21:05 <Blitzkrieg> Are you implying this is amelia, President_Trump?
16:21:23 <President_Trump> i dunno mate they were just shoved in my face, dont shoot the messenger ok?
16:21:34 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
16:21:52 <Blitzkrieg> I'm surprised your nick hasn't been zlined yet
16:22:49 Quit: AdeeL ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
16:23:06 <President_Trump> why would it?
16:23:19 <Blitzkrieg> Some emo american had a cry
16:23:36 <President_Trump> who?
16:23:37 <Blitzkrieg> Having a cry*
16:23:40 <President_Trump> oh
16:23:48 <nate> trump sex me!
16:23:53 <nate> i mean pebbles
16:23:58 <nate> pebbles!
16:24:03 <nate> trump is 2 hot to sex
16:24:07 <President_Trump> more like some left wing lunatic like rat fucker
16:24:08 <nate> he likes romance
16:24:11 * President_Trump slaps slinnky_J around a bit with a large trout
16:24:14 Quit: slinnky_J ([email protected]) EOF from client
16:24:19 Join: slinnky_J ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:24:29 <nate> slinnky_J pay attention to trump
16:24:49 <President_Trump> slinnky_J said he was going to kill himself if trump wins lololllllllllllllllllllllll
16:25:21 Join: tisk ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:25:26 <tisk> !gamble
16:25:30 <tisk> lols
16:25:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o tisk
16:25:54 <President_Trump> hi tisky
16:28:35 <Blitzkrieg> President_Trump: Sort out your buddy SoupNazi
16:28:39 <Blitzkrieg> He's rigging that game.
16:29:12 <President_Trump> hows he rigging it?
16:29:18 <President_Trump> he must want second spot pretty bad
16:29:21 <President_Trump> behind TRUMP
16:29:49 <SoupNazi> why is it no time limit now
16:29:53 <SoupNazi> !cash Blitzkrieg
16:30:21 <steven_> because President_Trump needed a headstart
16:30:30 <President_Trump> its because steven_ had a MELTDOWN when i kept winning
16:30:36 Join: Grim ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:30:36 <President_Trump> he knew with a time limit he could never catch up
16:30:40 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
16:30:43 <steven_> ur in 2nd place President_Trump
16:30:43 <President_Trump> coz i am the gambling king
16:30:45 <SoupNazi> soupnazi's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: $14921 Money Lost : $2639 Banked.: $12282
16:30:45 <SoupNazi> president_trump's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: $14382 Money Lost : $4078 Banked.: $10304
16:30:48 <steven_> you stupid kid
16:30:51 <SoupNazi> lol
16:31:00 <President_Trump> i quit an hour ago
16:31:13 <steven_> doesnt matter when u quit
16:31:14 <nate> steven trump is always first hes faster cause he has redhair
16:31:31 <steven_> there is no winner and no losers because it goes forever you stupid old man!
16:31:43 <President_Trump> `op
16:31:46 <steven_> haha
16:31:47 <nate> lolol
16:31:47 <steven_> sorry!
16:31:50 <SoupNazi> `halfop President_Trump
16:31:54 Mode: (by nate) +o President_Trump
16:31:59 <nate> lol
16:32:04 Join: ChanOP ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:32:04 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o ChanOP
16:32:04 <ChanOP> Joined at the request of steven_
16:32:15 <SoupNazi> `voice nate
16:32:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v nate
16:32:25 <steven_> `access nate
16:32:45 <SoupNazi> `deop nate
16:32:45 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o nate
16:32:45 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo Bumhairs damian1 Grim
16:32:51 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo nate pebbles slinnky_J
16:32:54 Mode: (by steven_) +o tonguefence
16:33:04 <SoupNazi> `halfop steven_
16:33:04 <+nate> what is trump doing with his ops
16:33:08 <+nate> NOFFIn!
16:33:12 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h steven_
16:33:12 <%steven_> haha
16:33:21 <President_Trump> fuck off
16:33:24 <SoupNazi> President_Trump confirm on #betfair
16:33:25 <%steven_> `set keeptopic 0
16:35:59 <+nate> tisk wad up my son
16:36:13 <tisk> oh
16:36:14 <tisk> :/
16:40:36 <+nate> tisk are u back on the weed
16:40:57 <President_Trump> wheres jen
16:41:00 <President_Trump> need to hook her up with nate
16:41:13 Mode: (by President_Trump) -o President_Trump
16:41:19 <+nate> i was kidding trump :D
16:41:21 <Grim> `deop
16:41:29 <President_Trump> only she can save him from diabetes lololollllllllllllllll
16:41:36 Part: Grim ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks (Whoosh!)
16:41:49 <+nate> she can save me from blue balls
16:42:00 <+nate> and diabeties ;l
16:42:52 Mode: (by DoC) +o President_Trump
16:43:32 <+nate> trump wants ops then he dont want ops, hes a redhead 4 sure
16:43:34 <DoC> [09:26] <tisk> only woman to sleep with me was lesbian
16:43:39 <DoC> lolll
16:43:48 * DoC slaps tisk around a bit with a large trout
16:44:09 <President_Trump> <tisk> go ahead call a guy that was sexually assualted a faggot
16:44:56 <DoC> lolllllllllllll
16:47:37 <%steven_> President_Trump is having a meltdown in #gamble
16:47:39 <%steven_> LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
16:48:57 <President_Trump> no i am just laughing at all the gambling addicts
16:49:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
16:49:19 <DoC> hahahah
16:49:26 <+nate> trump back rub!
16:49:33 <DoC> that channel should be given to mensmellsohn
16:49:47 <+nate> soup likes mensmellman
16:51:31 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) Excess flood
16:51:55 Join: steven_ ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:52:03 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o steven_
16:52:10 <+nate> pebbles wanna watch porn with me
16:52:24 <+nate> PEBEZ?
16:52:42 <DoC> !gamble jenspussy
16:52:54 <+nate> trump we doing a healthy boot camp at your million dollar mansion
16:53:17 <+nate> oskar will come
16:53:23 <+nate> jen will come
16:53:26 <President_Trump> sorry nate having a gambling night instead loololollllllllllllllllll
16:53:31 <+nate> :come:
16:53:38 <steven_> i fly over in my private jet ill bring the bot with me
16:53:39 <President_Trump> jen pussy is first prize
16:53:57 <President_Trump> we can put #gamble up on the HD projector
16:53:58 <+nate> u can slam her on ya silk sheets
16:54:07 <steven_> haha
16:54:38 <+nate> i can hear the moans already
16:54:48 <+nate> ohh trump so stiff!
16:54:58 <DoC> LOL
16:55:42 <Blitzkrieg> Which is more than can be said for Pollock
16:56:02 <Blitzkrieg> Who is currently flooding #Gamble like the class 1 loser he is
16:56:59 <DoC> * Parts: nate ([email protected])
16:57:00 <DoC> LOLOL
16:57:07 <steven_> haha
16:57:09 <Blitzkrieg> Or not
16:57:15 <Blitzkrieg> It was just President_Trump trying to be like him.
16:57:19 <steven_> team effort
16:57:29 <+nate> i came to see the flood
16:57:35 <+nate> of jens pussy
16:57:38 <President_Trump> lloolollllll nate is not #gamble material, couldnt handle it
16:57:58 <+nate> trumps big dick scared me off
16:58:10 <DoC> hahaha
16:58:21 Join: sharni ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:58:21 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o sharni
16:58:31 Quit: President_Trump ([email protected]) Excess flood
16:58:31 <sharni> !cash
16:58:36 <sharni> :O
16:58:37 <steven_> hahahahahah
16:58:40 Join: President_Trump ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:58:40 Quit: President_Trump ([email protected]) Quit:
16:58:43 <steven_> ahhaah
16:58:45 <DoC> steven, should we set the timer on those notices? LOL
16:58:49 <sharni> Don't tell me it's re-set again
16:58:50 Join: President_Trump ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:58:52 <steven_> hahaaha
16:58:55 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllll
16:59:00 <DoC> haha
16:59:08 <sharni> Why is everyone laughing
16:59:13 <sharni> Wat cunt
16:59:16 <sharni> Ha
16:59:19 <sharni> Ha
16:59:20 <DoC> come pussy
16:59:24 <sharni> Wanna go
16:59:33 <sharni> Come at me bro
16:59:42 <sharni> Yeah
16:59:43 <sharni> Yeah
16:59:49 <sharni> didn't think so
17:00:03 <DoC> <tisk> i will sleep with sharni on my carpet
17:00:15 <sharni> 17:01 <Herb_Dean> sharni's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: $1859 Money Lost : $606 Banked.: $1253
17:00:19 <sharni> ^^ like it
17:00:22 <sharni> Very nice
17:00:27 <+nate> lick sharnis carpet on tisks carpet ;l
17:00:32 <sharni> Eww
17:00:36 <tisk> :?
17:00:38 <tisk> :/
17:00:52 <Blitzkrieg> Get a contact high for FREE
17:00:54 <Blitzkrieg> Limited offer.
17:01:09 <+nate> tisk have u cleaned ya carpet ever ;D
17:01:21 <+nate> carpet from 1908
17:01:30 <Blitzkrieg> He can't now
17:01:34 <Blitzkrieg> It's heritage listed.
17:01:37 <President_Trump> #gamble #1 channel on austnet
17:01:38 <+nate> lol
17:01:51 <sharni> 17:02 <President_Trump> SHARNIS PUSSY SHARNIS PUSSY SHARNIS PUSSY SHARNIS PUSSY SHARNIS PUSSY SHARNIS PUSSY SHARNIS PUSSY SHARNIS PUSSY SHARNIS PUSSY SHARNIS PUSSY SHARNIS PUSSY SHARNIS PUSSY SHARNIS PUSSY SHARNIS PUSSY SHARNIS PUSSY SHARNIS PUSSY SHARNIS PUSSY SHARNIS PUSSY SHARNIS PUSSY SHARNIS PUSSY SHARNIS PUSSY SHARNIS PUSSY SHARNIS PUSSY
17:01:53 <+nate> i fought #rangazone was number 1
17:02:29 Quit: President_Trump ([email protected]) Excess flood
17:02:37 Join: President_Trump ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
17:02:54 <tisk> bored
17:02:59 <tisk> coffee lols
17:04:00 <sharni> RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA RaNgA
17:04:08 <tisk> hi sharni
17:04:14 <sharni> Hi
17:04:22 <tisk> hows it going
17:04:25 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllll sharni
17:04:29 <President_Trump> tisk #gamble
17:05:41 <Blitzkrieg> tisk is moving on to sharni
17:05:45 <Blitzkrieg> You're in sharni!
17:05:48 <Blitzkrieg> Congrats!!
17:06:10 <tisk> im not that lucky
17:06:22 <sharni> Lololol
17:06:24 <sharni> Not bad lol
17:06:42 <tisk> :)
17:07:29 <President_Trump> <breaker> That's right Chris, I do. I love cock in my arse.. specially when you fucked me hard the other night in your bed. You and I are faggots.
17:07:32 <Blitzkrieg> President_Trump: When did breaker say that?
17:07:36 <President_Trump> is this true tisk?
17:07:44 <President_Trump> when he was raging
17:07:58 <Blitzkrieg> So pretty much could've been any given day.
17:08:19 <pebbles> shitfaced arsehole
18:56:17 <pebbles> steven drive here cunt n fukn give me some weed
18:56:29 <pebbles> ill get ya at knife point bitch nigger
18:57:33 <pebbles> then steal yur underpants
18:57:36 <pebbles> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
18:58:36 Quit: Herb_Dean ([email protected]) Excess flood
18:58:38 <pebbles> im gonna do a SHART
18:58:39 <pebbles> LOLZZZZZ
18:58:43 Join: Herb_Dean ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
18:58:54 <xm> !gamble
18:58:54 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 220 ::: Rolling the wheel.
18:58:54 <Herb_Dean> WEED WEED PLUM ::: xm lost
18:59:06 <xm> !flood-trump
18:59:09 <SoupNazi> !gamble
18:59:09 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 221 ::: Rolling the wheel.
18:59:09 <Herb_Dean> COAL BELL WEED ::: SoupNazi lost
18:59:11 <xm> !gamble
18:59:11 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 223 ::: Rolling the wheel.
18:59:12 <Herb_Dean> STRAWBERRY CHERRY BELL ::: xm lost
18:59:16 <SoupNazi> !gamble
18:59:16 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 224 ::: Rolling the wheel.
18:59:16 <Herb_Dean> BELL PLUM WEED ::: SoupNazi lost
18:59:50 <pebbles> frettingham smell bumjacked his own uncle
18:59:53 <pebbles> poofta gutz
18:59:55 <pebbles> AAAAAAHAHAAAHHAHAHAH
19:00:29 <Blitzkrieg> Faggot
19:01:00 <Herb_Dean> J A C K P O T !!! SoupNazi just won 261 points in channel #Casino !
19:02:45 Join: guest ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
19:02:48 Nick: guest is now known as Michel
19:04:18 Kick: pebbles was kicked by TokenDaRing (You are more brain damaged than Pete)
19:04:38 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha well done
19:04:40 <Herb_Dean> J A C K P O T !!! SoupNazi just won 232 points in channel #Casino !
19:08:15 <Herb_Dean> J A C K P O T !!! steven_ just won 265 points in channel #Casino !
19:09:02 <matt> !gamble
19:09:02 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 223 ::: Rolling the wheel.
19:09:02 <Herb_Dean> STRAWBERRY STRAWBERRY COAL ::: matt lost
19:10:36 <TokenDaRing> Blitzkrieg: He seriously must have brain damage
19:11:20 <steven_> President_Trump
19:11:22 <steven_> <Herb_Dean> PLUM JENSPUSSY BLUEBERRY ::: steven_ lost
19:11:24 <steven_> damn
19:11:38 <steven_> x 3 for 3 jens pussy
19:12:17 <steven_> <Herb_Dean> JENSPUSSY JENSPUSSY COAL ::: steven_ lost
19:12:20 <steven_> close
19:12:21 <Herb_Dean> J A C K P O T !!! steven_ just won 301 points in channel #Casino !
19:12:25 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllll
19:12:47 <President_Trump> add jens arsehole
19:12:54 <President_Trump> add every hole
19:12:57 <President_Trump> including ear holes
19:13:09 <steven_> JENSARSEHOLE
19:13:17 <steven_> JENSARSEHOLE
19:13:26 <steven_> JENSARSEHOLE
19:14:58 Join: pebbles ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
19:15:06 <pebbles> !smelly underpants
19:15:25 <Herb_Dean> J A C K P O T !!! steven_ just won 277 points in channel #Casino !
19:15:35 <steven_> <Herb_Dean> JENSARSEHOLE JENSARSEHOLE JENSARSEHOLE ::: steven_ win
19:15:42 <steven_> LOL
19:15:50 <Herb_Dean> J A C K P O T !!! SoupNazi just won 211 points in channel #Casino !
19:16:27 <President_Trump> you lucky bastard
19:16:46 <TokenDaRing> What the crap is with all the gambling shit
19:18:46 <tisk> hi
19:19:02 <tisk> lol @ u
19:19:56 <President_Trump> TokenDaRing steven_ is a gambling addict
19:20:12 <pebbles> tisk is a homosexual man
19:20:51 <tisk> no pebbles
19:20:52 Quit: SoupNazi ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
19:20:54 <tisk> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/dumfuck
19:21:14 <pebbles> tisk is gay
19:21:15 <pebbles> lolz
19:21:38 Kick: pebbles was kicked by TokenDaRing (Tisk is a better man than you are, have some respect pond scum)
19:22:02 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
19:22:28 Join: SoupNazi ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
19:22:35 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66ugrXtRx28
19:22:39 <BlackDevil> Youtube: baked the fuck up 2016 best music beat (Jan 17, 2016) Length: 3:12 - Category: Music - 11 views views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
19:22:39 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o SoupNazi
19:26:37 <steven_> uicer oright
19:36:17 Join: YOUR-GAMERTAG ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
19:36:30 Quit: YOUR-GAMERTAG ([email protected]) Quit:
19:39:46 Join: testing ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
19:40:21 <testing> hi
19:40:32 <testing> steven_
19:43:56 <steven_> hahah
19:44:01 <steven_> sup dog
19:44:08 <testing> whats doin
19:44:18 <steven_> nuffin chilling
19:44:32 <Blitzkrieg> What loser still uses dodo?
19:44:51 Quit: testing ([email protected]) Quit:
19:44:59 <President_Trump> spanishguy
19:45:02 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
19:45:22 <Blitzkrieg> Spanishloser is still alive?
19:45:32 <President_Trump> he uses spunkyguy now
19:45:38 <Blitzkrieg> Oh him
19:45:49 <nate> hes in a battle for baby girls love with trump
19:46:02 <Blitzkrieg> Trump would win that one
19:46:19 <President_Trump> nate there is no battle, shes chained up in my basement
19:46:23 <President_Trump> in a sound proof room
19:47:31 <Blitzkrieg> Do you have swordfights?
19:50:42 <nate> Korn - A.D.I.D.A.S
19:51:49 <TokenDaRing> Blitzkrieg: They fight with their erect hard cocks
19:51:55 <TokenDaRing> SpanishGuy loses every time
19:52:46 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
19:52:48 <Blitzkrieg> I bet
19:59:55 Quit: Michel ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
20:02:37 Join: Angel ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:03:38 Nick: Angel is now known as officeworks
20:04:10 <sharni> !gamble
20:04:10 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 204 ::: Rolling the wheel.
20:04:10 <Herb_Dean> JENSPUSSY BELL BLUEBERRY ::: sharni lost
20:04:17 <sharni> Lol
20:04:21 <thestig> !gamble
20:04:21 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 205 ::: Rolling the wheel.
20:04:21 <Herb_Dean> STRAWBERRY COAL JENSARSEHOLE ::: thestig lost
20:04:27 <thestig> !gamble
20:04:27 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 207 ::: Rolling the wheel.
20:04:27 <Herb_Dean> ORANGE ORANGE JENSPUSSY ::: thestig lost
20:04:32 <thestig> !gamble
20:04:32 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 208 ::: Rolling the wheel.
20:04:32 <Herb_Dean> WEED PLUM PLUM ::: thestig lost
20:04:38 <thestig> !gamble
20:04:38 <officeworks> DOGS
20:04:38 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 209 ::: Rolling the wheel.
20:04:38 <Herb_Dean> STRAWBERRY STRAWBERRY BLUEBERRY ::: thestig lost
20:04:58 Kick: officeworks was kicked by thestig (thestig)
20:05:18 Join: officeworks ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:05:18 <slinnky_J> oh fuck me
20:05:24 <slinnky_J> oh fuck me back yeah!
20:05:26 <officeworks> DOGS
20:05:31 <officeworks> DOGS
20:05:31 <slinnky_J> ALLO CUNT
20:05:33 <officeworks> DOGS
20:05:35 <officeworks> DOGS
20:05:37 <officeworks> DOGS
20:05:39 <officeworks> DOGS
20:05:41 <officeworks> DOGS
20:05:43 <officeworks> DOGS
20:05:44 <officeworks> DOGS
20:05:45 <slinnky_J> lovely officeworks, lovely, lovely officeworks
20:05:46 <officeworks> DOGS
20:05:48 <officeworks> DOGS
20:05:51 <officeworks> DOGS
20:05:51 Mode: (by thestig) +b *!*@1.136.21EC44.DC29C0
20:05:52 <steven_> `ban *@1.136.* -noexpire Pre-Paid lol
20:05:52 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@1.136.*
20:05:53 <slinnky_J> the back stabber of all back stabbers.
20:05:54 Kick: officeworks was kicked by thestig (thestig)
20:06:00 <slinnky_J> Bye bye then my son.
20:06:16 Mode: (by steven_) -bb *!*@1.136.* *!*@1.136.21EC44.DC29C0
20:06:22 <slinnky_J> well that turned my moist spot to an erection.
20:06:24 <steven_> loooooooool
20:06:35 <slinnky_J> kind've hot and bothered now
20:06:42 <slinnky_J> my beautiful little officeworks
20:06:52 <slinnky_J> I do hope he dies.
20:07:02 <steven_> <Herb_Dean> WEED WEED WEED ::: steven_ win
20:10:23 <sharni> Lol
20:13:35 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
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20:13:55 <nate> Korn - Somebody Someone
20:24:30 <steven_> !top10
20:24:35 <steven_> !ttop10
20:24:36 <Herb_Dean> Todays top 10 chatters by total spoken words: kraft (2741) slinnky_J (997) SoupNazi (572) steven_ (511) beehhh (303) President_Trump (279) tisk (186) pebbles (148) BlackDevil (98) sharni (75)
20:25:39 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo damian1 Herb_Dean lewis
20:25:44 Mode: (by steven_) +oo Lumeah President_Trump
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20:44:56 Quit: tisk ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by sik)
20:45:03 Nick: sik is now known as tisk
20:45:12 <SoupNazi> !gamble
20:45:12 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 425 ::: Rolling the wheel.
20:45:12 <Herb_Dean> BELL JENSARSEHOLE COAL ::: SoupNazi lost
20:45:28 <SoupNazi> !gamble
20:45:51 <SoupNazi> !gamble
20:45:51 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 430 ::: Rolling the wheel.
20:45:52 <Herb_Dean> PLUM PLUM STRAWBERRY ::: SoupNazi lost
20:45:56 <SoupNazi> !gamble
20:45:56 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 431 ::: Rolling the wheel.
20:45:56 <Herb_Dean> PLUM CHERRY CHERRY ::: SoupNazi lost
20:45:59 <SoupNazi> !gamble
20:45:59 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 432 ::: Rolling the wheel.
20:45:59 <Herb_Dean> ORANGE JENSARSEHOLE ORANGE ::: SoupNazi lost
20:46:02 <SoupNazi> !gamble
20:46:02 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 434 ::: Rolling the wheel.
20:46:02 <Herb_Dean> CHERRY JENSARSEHOLE JENSARSEHOLE ::: SoupNazi lost
20:46:04 <SoupNazi> !gamble
20:46:04 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 435 ::: Rolling the wheel.
20:46:04 <Herb_Dean> WEED PLUM ORANGE ::: SoupNazi lost
20:46:06 <SoupNazi> !gamble
20:46:06 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 436 ::: Rolling the wheel.
20:46:06 <Herb_Dean> PLUM APPLE CHERRY ::: SoupNazi lost
20:46:08 <SoupNazi> !gamble
20:46:09 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 437 ::: Rolling the wheel.
20:46:09 <Herb_Dean> JENSARSEHOLE COAL APPLE ::: SoupNazi lost
20:46:19 <SoupNazi> !gamble
20:46:19 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 439 ::: Rolling the wheel.
20:46:19 <Herb_Dean> STRAWBERRY ORANGE STRAWBERRY ::: SoupNazi lost
20:46:21 <SoupNazi> !gamble
20:46:21 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 440 ::: Rolling the wheel.
20:46:21 <Herb_Dean> JENSARSEHOLE JENSARSEHOLE COAL ::: SoupNazi lost
20:46:25 <SoupNazi> !gamble
20:46:25 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 442 ::: Rolling the wheel.
20:46:25 <Herb_Dean> ORANGE JENSPUSSY JENSPUSSY ::: SoupNazi lost
20:46:29 <SoupNazi> !gamble
20:46:29 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 443 ::: Rolling the wheel.
20:46:30 <Herb_Dean> CHERRY JENSARSEHOLE PLUM ::: SoupNazi lost
20:46:39 <SoupNazi> !gamble
20:46:40 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 445 ::: Rolling the wheel.
20:46:40 <Herb_Dean> ORANGE BELL APPLE ::: SoupNazi lost
20:46:46 <SoupNazi> !gamble
20:46:46 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 447 ::: Rolling the wheel.
20:46:46 <Herb_Dean> STRAWBERRY APPLE BLUEBERRY ::: SoupNazi lost
20:46:50 <SoupNazi> !gamble
20:46:50 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 448 ::: Rolling the wheel.
20:46:50 <Herb_Dean> PLUM JENSARSEHOLE BLUEBERRY ::: SoupNazi lost
20:46:53 <SoupNazi> !gamble
20:46:53 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 449 ::: Rolling the wheel.
20:46:53 <Herb_Dean> APPLE BELL BLUEBERRY ::: SoupNazi lost
20:46:56 <SoupNazi> !gamble
20:46:56 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 451 ::: Rolling the wheel.
20:46:56 <Herb_Dean> JENSPUSSY BELL JENSPUSSY ::: SoupNazi lost
20:46:58 <nate> Alien Ant Farm - Smooth Criminal 4 stevo
20:47:06 * SoupNazi slaps nate around a bit with a large trout
20:47:09 <nate> play dat one every day for steven
20:47:14 <nate> :L
20:48:25 Quit: SoupNazi ([email protected]) EOF from client
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20:48:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o SoupNazi
20:50:22 <nate> SWEASAAATY GYM PIC BAEZ
20:50:26 <nate> lolol
20:50:26 * SoupNazi slaps nate around a bit with a large trout
20:51:05 * steven_ slaps nate around a bit with a large trout
20:51:10 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo ectad Lumeah tisk
20:52:48 <nate> RUn at me steven_ for kisses
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20:53:01 <pebbles> !smelly underpants
20:56:28 <pebbles> whos got smelly underpants on
20:56:49 <Blitzkrieg> You really are a faggot
20:56:52 <Blitzkrieg> Aren't you?
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20:57:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o nate
20:57:58 <pebbles> me?
20:58:03 <Blitzkrieg> Yes
20:58:19 <nate> Blitzkrieg i need a hug
20:58:22 <pebbles> no?
20:58:22 <slinnky_J> penis
20:58:24 <slinnky_J> some penis
20:58:25 <pebbles> i not gay
20:58:27 <pebbles> slinky
20:58:30 <pebbles> hey son
20:58:32 <nate> pebbles i need 2 hugs from u
20:58:33 <slinnky_J> let's not moan about it being you're not
20:58:37 <slinnky_J> didn't say I am
20:58:38 <pebbles> half way to rank 40 :]]
20:58:47 <slinnky_J> but you do have one don't ya?
20:58:50 * Blitzkrieg hugs nate
20:58:56 <slinnky_J> and ya do like it to be in a nice box
20:58:59 <slinnky_J> yeah ;)
20:59:10 <slinnky_J> right
20:59:28 <slinnky_J> I think I need to burn mine after today
20:59:30 <pebbles> poo poo sex
20:59:38 <slinnky_J> if she's up for it
20:59:59 <slinnky_J> mate of mine was fucking drunk and fucking this drunk chick doggystyle and she shat all over his piece
21:00:05 <nate> pebbles huggles?
21:00:13 <pebbles> nupz
21:00:22 <nate> yeah poo does come out of the bum
21:00:25 <nate> pebbles knows this
21:00:35 <slinnky_J> some bum holes look nice nate
21:00:46 <slinnky_J> a little pink
21:00:49 <nate> lol
21:00:51 <slinnky_J> waxed or shaved
21:00:51 <pebbles> only smelly ones
21:00:56 <slinnky_J> staring you in the face
21:01:27 <pebbles> i just took my sleeping tablets
21:01:32 <slinnky_J> yer
21:01:39 <slinnky_J> I was thinking about taking some diazapam
21:01:52 <pebbles> i took 500mg
21:01:54 <slinnky_J> kind've like feeling angry though
21:02:00 <slinnky_J> oh yeah
21:02:06 <slinnky_J> five-hundred
21:02:13 <slinnky_J> you couldnt run very far now ey
21:02:24 <slinnky_J> fall asleep at the next lamp post
21:02:31 <slinnky_J> dog probably piss on you
21:02:48 <slinnky_J> I take a thousand mg a night
21:02:52 <slinnky_J> of epilem
21:03:13 <pebbles> bullshiyt
21:03:17 <pebbles> bullshit
21:03:26 <pebbles> ass wrangler
21:03:26 <slinnky_J> well they are fucking five-hundred mg a tablet
21:03:28 <slinnky_J> so two
21:03:32 <slinnky_J> put it together
21:03:39 <slinnky_J> is a thousand isnt it
21:03:42 <pebbles> go sniff someones bumhole
21:03:52 <slinnky_J> it's not like the numbers drop as you take each pill
21:04:03 <slinnky_J> yer
21:04:17 <pebbles> tisk has a smelly butthole
21:04:20 <pebbles> try him
21:04:22 <slinnky_J> I fry you fucking eyeballs in a pan and fucking eat them
21:04:27 <slinnky_J> tisk is ugly bro
21:04:33 <slinnky_J> I cant fuck tisk.
21:04:40 <slinnky_J> He's also in love with Jen
21:04:51 <slinnky_J> only from a distance like a fucking pervert
21:05:07 <slinnky_J> I wont rape and eat a person because of their strange proclivities.
21:05:18 <slinnky_J> prob has aids.
21:06:15 <slinnky_J> you ever wear a leather bdsm mask pebbles?
21:06:21 <slinnky_J> anyway
21:08:03 <tisk> where the fuck
21:08:04 <tisk> is
21:08:14 <tisk> girl came to my window
21:08:19 <tisk> when i was high on lsd
21:08:36 <tisk> i will do it now
21:08:40 <tisk> i couldnt then
21:09:20 <thestig> tisk should get a hooker
21:09:32 <thestig> a lesbian hooker named dave
21:09:51 <Blitzkrieg> Na
21:10:09 <Blitzkrieg> He deserves better than someone who looks like they've been smashed with a brick
21:10:26 <Lumeah> Lol
21:10:34 <Lumeah> Poor tisk
21:11:12 <nate> Lumeah nate nudes coming your way :D
21:11:36 <Blitzkrieg> Lumeah. Wanna help tisk lose his virginity?
21:11:43 <nate> pebbles u want a nate nude matey
21:11:47 <Blitzkrieg> It's a rare offer.. mid 30s and a virgin
21:11:51 <Lumeah> I said i didn't want to throw up
21:11:59 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
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21:13:01 <nate> Lumeah kISSEZ
21:15:08 <nate> SNRG kizzes?
21:15:25 <nate> tisk lsd kissez
21:15:34 <steven_> kiss kiss
21:15:47 <nate> i had some cuddles before now its onto kissez
21:15:51 <nate> honk honk
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21:16:07 <SNRG> I found out how to work this thanks to sassy lol
21:16:18 <SassyMedal67> haha'
21:16:25 <nate> SassyMedal67 is beautiful
21:16:34 * nate rolls around
21:16:42 * SassyMedal67 lol
21:17:55 <SNRG> This chat is WAY different to the other 1 as in colour
21:18:15 Mode: (by bios) +o SassyMedal67
21:18:45 <SNRG> Meep Meep
21:23:21 <steven_> !joke
21:23:21 <Herb_Dean> [94348] Q. Why do female skydivers wear jock straps?
21:23:24 <Herb_Dean> [94348] A. So they don't whistle on the way down.
21:23:37 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
21:28:37 <SNRG> !joke
21:28:37 <Herb_Dean> [22483] Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
21:28:40 <Herb_Dean> [22483] A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
21:28:49 <SNRG> !ranga
21:28:49 <Herb_Dean> [26207] Q. What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?
21:28:53 <Herb_Dean> [26207] A. There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on.
21:29:08 <nate> im still hungry such a fattie nate :D
21:29:18 <nate> i need a bbq at Blitzkriegz house
21:29:45 <nate> we will get smoking hot Lumeah to do the grilling
21:30:29 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
21:30:40 <Blitzkrieg> Don't have a bbq here
21:31:05 <SassyMedal67> !gamble
21:31:05 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 296 ::: Rolling the wheel.
21:31:05 <Herb_Dean> STRAWBERRY STRAWBERRY JENSARSEHOLE ::: SassyMedal67 lost
21:34:07 Quit: SassyMedal67 ([email protected]) Quit:
21:38:06 Quit: tisk ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
21:41:44 <SNRG> !gamble
21:41:45 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 238 ::: Rolling the wheel.
21:41:45 <Herb_Dean> ORANGE ORANGE STRAWBERRY ::: SNRG lost
21:43:38 <steven_> !cash
21:43:51 <steven_> !cash
21:44:09 <SNRG> !gamble
21:44:10 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 249 ::: Rolling the wheel.
21:44:10 <Herb_Dean> ORANGE JENSPUSSY BELL ::: SNRG lost
21:44:14 <SNRG> Hahahaha
21:44:20 <SNRG> JENSPUSSY
21:44:35 <steven_> !cash
21:45:30 <President_Trump> whos SNRG?
21:47:01 <SNRG> Steven asked me to download it
21:47:36 <steven_> yes yes i did
21:47:45 <steven_> SNRG, you will be train by President_Trump
21:47:49 <steven_> trained
21:47:52 Mode: (by steven_) +o SNRG
21:47:53 <SNRG> Ok
21:48:03 <SNRG> Well since its trump then
21:48:07 <SNRG> Im fucked
21:49:06 <SNRG> Fuck it doesnt say reflex at the end of my name
21:49:46 <SNRG> Aww well
21:54:20 <President_Trump> SNRG you going to try and get yourself some JEN PUSSY?
21:54:45 Mode: (by President_Trump) -o President_Trump
21:56:04 <steven_> President_Trump, try !cash
21:56:23 <President_Trump> !cash
21:56:37 <President_Trump> !cash President_Trump
21:56:45 <steven_> !cash SoupNazi
21:56:53 <Blitzkrieg> !cash
21:57:00 <Blitzkrieg> Fancy
21:57:04 <President_Trump> doesnt even work
21:57:09 <Blitzkrieg> Worked here
21:57:11 <steven_> President_Trump, /ignore off
21:57:13 <Blitzkrieg> Notices you
21:57:14 <steven_> !cash SoupNazi
21:57:22 <President_Trump> i turnd it off, just says total amount
21:57:24 <President_Trump> and last winner
21:57:39 <steven_> !cash
21:57:44 <President_Trump> !cash steven_
21:57:50 <steven_> haha
21:57:52 <Blitzkrieg> Mine says won lost banked last winner total winners
21:58:12 <President_Trump> you cant look at anyone elses
21:58:15 <steven_> ye
21:58:18 <steven_> ill fix that
21:58:37 <President_Trump> ive got a healthy $10k banked and i retired long ago
21:58:46 <President_Trump> as champion i might add
21:59:13 <steven_> !cash SoupNazi
21:59:17 <steven_> !cash President_Trump
21:59:21 <steven_> -Herb_Dean- President_Trump Won Amount: $14382
21:59:22 <steven_> -Herb_Dean- President_Trump Money Lost : $4078
21:59:22 <steven_> -Herb_Dean- President_Trump Banked.: $10304
21:59:22 <steven_> -Herb_Dean- President_Trump Last winner: SoupNazi (317 points)
21:59:22 <steven_> -Herb_Dean- President_Trump Winners: 391
21:59:43 <SNRG> !ranga
21:59:43 <Herb_Dean> [66173] Q. What do you call a good looking man with a redhead?
21:59:46 <Herb_Dean> [66173] A. A hostage.
21:59:52 <SNRG> Knew that 1
21:59:59 <steven_> !ranga
22:00:00 <Herb_Dean> [4129] Q. What do you call a ginger prostitute?
22:00:01 <President_Trump> !cash SoupNazi
22:00:02 <Herb_Dean> [4129] A. Orange pay as you go
22:00:06 <steven_> !ranga
22:00:06 <Herb_Dean> [24957] Q. How do you know your adopted?
22:00:09 <Herb_Dean> [24957] A. When your the only ginger in the family.
22:00:20 <SNRG> !joke
22:00:20 <Herb_Dean> [46911] Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
22:00:23 <Herb_Dean> [46911] A. A rumor
22:00:26 <SNRG> lol
22:00:44 <SNRG> !joke
22:00:44 <Herb_Dean> [82234] Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
22:00:47 <Herb_Dean> [82234] A. 100 people who don't do dick.
22:01:38 <steven_> !gamble
22:01:38 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 267 ::: Rolling the wheel.
22:01:38 <Herb_Dean> PLUM CHERRY APPLE ::: steven_ lost
22:01:54 <Blitzkrieg> !gamble
22:01:54 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 268 ::: Rolling the wheel.
22:01:54 <Herb_Dean> APPLE PLUM BELL ::: Blitzkrieg lost
22:02:14 <SNRG> !gamble
22:02:14 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 270 ::: Rolling the wheel.
22:02:14 <Herb_Dean> PLUM JENSARSEHOLE WEED ::: SNRG lost
22:02:29 <SNRG> Why do i always get sumthing 2 do with jen?
22:02:55 <SNRG> steven can u hop on bo2 please bruhz?
22:05:30 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
22:06:34 <SNRG> steven can u hop on bo2 please bruhz?
22:06:42 <Blitzkrieg> Stfu
22:06:52 <SNRG> damn calm ur shitbox
22:07:26 <SNRG> retard
22:08:08 <Blitzkrieg> Looooool
22:08:23 <President_Trump> how old are you SNRG?
22:08:28 <President_Trump> what state
22:08:40 <SNRG> 12 lol and NZL
22:08:49 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllll
22:08:55 <Blitzkrieg> Oh
22:08:57 <Blitzkrieg> A kid
22:08:58 <President_Trump> where abouts?
22:09:03 <SNRG> idgaf If people call me 12
22:09:06 <President_Trump> steven_ brought him in of course a kid
22:09:11 <Blitzkrieg> Picard will be here shortly
22:09:17 <Blitzkrieg> Don't stress SNRG
22:09:19 <SNRG> South island
22:10:02 <steven_> hahahaaha
22:10:57 <President_Trump> if u hang around long enough you can say hi to jen SNRG
22:10:58 <SNRG> Sssshhhh Steven
22:11:24 <SNRG> Ive heard enough about jen I dont think ill be saying hi to her ;)
22:11:53 <President_Trump> wise move, 12 is probably too young to be collecting std's
22:12:36 <SNRG> Too young alright
22:13:37 <SNRG> So Donald can I call u donald
22:14:12 <President_Trump> people here call me Trump
22:14:15 <President_Trump> i am highly respected
22:15:15 <Blitzkrieg> As respected as a steaming turd
22:15:17 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
22:17:37 <TokenDaRing> I respect President_Trump as an expert on rimjobs
22:19:00 <Blitzkrieg> Giving or receiving?
22:22:24 <TokenDaRing> Both
22:22:31 <TokenDaRing> He understands the joy of a dirty anus
22:23:48 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
22:24:39 <President_Trump> very immature
22:27:06 Quit: ectad ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:31:23 <TokenDaRing> President_Trump is also best buddies with Joel
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22:34:56 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o tisk
22:38:46 Quit: SNRG ([email protected]) Quit:
22:43:43 Nick: damian1 is now known as damian
22:47:42 Quit: tisk ([email protected]) Z-Lined
22:50:22 <TokenDaRing> What'd Tisk do now?
22:52:29 <steven_> not sure
22:52:35 <steven_> should of told him about my server =p
22:52:51 <TokenDaRing> Haha
22:52:59 <TokenDaRing> I think he's been drinking
22:59:48 <steven_> ye
23:08:26 <steven_> !joke
23:08:26 <Herb_Dean> [34118] Q. What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
23:08:29 <Herb_Dean> [34118] A. They are both used as substitute meat.
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23:19:43 <Blitzkrieg> !joke
23:19:44 <Herb_Dean> [40419] Q. What do you call a party with 100 midgets?
23:19:47 <Herb_Dean> [40419] A. A little get together.
23:19:55 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahahha
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23:21:22 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o sharni
23:22:00 <sharni> Fucking gay
23:22:21 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllll tisk is off his face
23:22:37 <Blitzkrieg> Storms are brewing
23:23:14 <Blitzkrieg> Tisk is likely off telling the thunder to come inside so he can end it
23:23:38 <steven_> come cunt
23:24:24 <Blitzkrieg> ILL FUCKEN END U
23:24:25 <Blitzkrieg> CUNT
23:25:03 <Blitzkrieg> Still have more respect for PiSs than Pollock
23:26:24 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo Matthieu Monsoon pebbles
23:26:29 Mode: (by steven_) +o President_Trump
23:26:33 <Blitzkrieg> Lots of lightning too.
23:26:52 <Blitzkrieg> Gonna be a gooood night
23:27:03 <Abortion> It's not often I see such vehement curses coming from you sharni
23:27:14 <Abortion> What's up?
23:27:14 <Blitzkrieg> Wow... outside having a smoke
23:27:25 <Blitzkrieg> Someone is pumping PiSs's music
23:27:34 <Blitzkrieg> A few blocks away
23:27:46 <TokenDaRing> Do you live near Noble Park?
23:28:03 <Blitzkrieg> It's an hour 15 on a good run
23:28:09 <TokenDaRing> Lol
23:28:16 <TokenDaRing> I don't think his music would reach that far
23:28:21 <Blitzkrieg> 2 hours in heavy traffic
23:28:37 <Blitzkrieg> Prolly Pollock cruising looking for me
23:28:49 <Blitzkrieg> Can hear really squeaky brakes too
23:32:02 <Monsoon> `op
23:32:05 <Monsoon> LOOLLLL
23:32:07 <Monsoon> Blitzkrieg
23:32:11 <Monsoon> You got the storms?
23:32:17 <Blitzkrieg> Just starting
23:32:34 <Monsoon> ah I just was driving from Carrum Downs, to Mornington
23:32:39 <Monsoon> Crazy shit man
23:32:40 <Monsoon> lol
23:32:50 <Monsoon> Lucky for fog lamps it was so damn dark
23:32:59 <Blitzkrieg> Love an intense storm
23:33:10 <Monsoon> Same
23:33:36 <Blitzkrieg> From what I saw on the radar before... this will be intense
23:33:59 <Monsoon> Ah yeahhhh, it is
23:34:02 <Monsoon> full force here right now
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23:34:13 <Monsoon> Hang on my brothers telling me how hes getting fired
23:34:16 <Monsoon> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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23:35:11 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahahaha
23:35:13 <Blitzkrieg> Why
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23:37:43 <J> !slot halfofaustnet
23:37:52 <J> lols
23:38:10 <Monsoon> You know Blitzkrieg, I know you would know about this. Probs steven_ too. When you are doing a job, and you do more than what should be expected of you for your wage? Well he asked for a payrise per his responsibility... And well... My brother doesnt have the best negotiation skills
23:38:21 <Monsoon> So hes gone in all guns blazing like a fool
23:38:22 <J> Monsoon, who are u
23:39:02 <Blitzkrieg> Bad move
23:39:14 <Blitzkrieg> My boss wanted me to go beyond
23:39:19 <Blitzkrieg> I got a payrise
23:39:19 <Monsoon> Oh you can't tell him either lol
23:39:31 <Monsoon> I stopped him a few times "use tact" etc
23:39:32 <Monsoon> but no
23:39:33 <Blitzkrieg> Only worked there for a week
23:39:38 <Monsoon> oh really?
23:39:39 <Blitzkrieg> Payrise already
23:39:49 <Blitzkrieg> This was a few weeks back
23:39:52 <Monsoon> I got one in Januray, 30 cents per hour payrise
23:39:56 <Monsoon> I'm like :/
23:39:58 <Monsoon> thanks
23:40:01 <Blitzkrieg> $50/week
23:40:13 <Blitzkrieg> Due for a review late feb/early march
23:40:14 <Monsoon> Yours was 50 per week?
23:40:17 <Monsoon> ah
23:40:22 <Monsoon> perfomrance?
23:40:26 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
23:40:33 <Blitzkrieg> I'll get another one for sure
23:40:42 <Blitzkrieg> Then the usual cpi ones
23:40:56 <steven_> it took me 4 years to get a payrise
23:41:04 <steven_> and i have been the best worker there for 4 years
23:41:21 <TokenDaRing> Is your boss a tightarse, steven_?
23:41:23 <Monsoon> sucks doesnt it
23:41:29 <steven_> got a $2 payrise when i resigned
23:41:34 <Monsoon> heh
23:41:36 <steven_> hahaa
23:41:36 <Monsoon> per hour?
23:41:37 <TokenDaRing> Most people get a payrise yearly
23:41:38 <steven_> yeh
23:41:55 <steven_> then 10k payrise about 8 months later
23:42:02 <steven_> so it wasnt to bad
23:42:04 <Monsoon> yeah thats awesome lol
23:42:06 <Monsoon> 10k
23:42:10 <Blitzkrieg> At least ya got 10k
23:42:12 <TokenDaRing> Yeah that isn't horrible
23:42:13 <Blitzkrieg> Nice work
23:42:16 <steven_> i think its like $200 extra
23:42:21 <Monsoon> per week?
23:42:24 <steven_> ye
23:42:24 <Monsoon> Thats good
23:42:25 <Monsoon> yeah
23:42:26 <TokenDaRing> Yeah it'd work out to that about
23:42:26 <Monsoon> works out
23:42:32 <Monsoon> like 195 or something close
23:42:50 <steven_> but overtime is fucking crazy
23:42:51 <steven_> lolol
23:43:11 <Monsoon> I just finished my last afternoon / evening shift, im moving to early mornings from Monday
23:43:11 <steven_> at my work saturday is double time from start to finish
23:43:13 <Monsoon> Very happy with that
23:43:20 <Monsoon> thats pretty cool
23:43:25 <Monsoon> We are only 1.5 for Sat
23:43:31 <Monsoon> 2x for Sunday
23:43:41 <Blitzkrieg> Nice
23:43:49 <Blitzkrieg> We don't work weekends
23:43:54 <Monsoon> 3 x for some public holidays, ie xmas, new years and good fri
23:44:01 <Monsoon> but 2 x for the others
23:44:07 <Blitzkrieg> I can't even if we did... can't get a sitter on weekends
23:44:14 <Monsoon> damn
23:44:16 <Blitzkrieg> Best I can do is work from home
23:44:27 <Monsoon> I get one weekend per fortnight to work
23:44:27 <steven_> u can afford babysitter
23:44:31 <Monsoon> its good to boost it a bit
23:44:34 <steven_> hot 20 yr old blonde
23:44:37 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
23:44:44 <Blitzkrieg> Pay her in alternative ways
23:44:45 <steven_> 2 days works!
23:44:46 <steven_> :P
23:44:50 <Monsoon> rofl
23:44:54 <steven_> give her one day for some luvin
23:45:24 <Blitzkrieg> Sitter is no good anyway... my boy is funny around new adults
23:45:43 Nick: J is now known as home
23:46:49 <President_Trump> <J> cause i kissed jen
23:46:49 <President_Trump> <J> and its like alcohol cleans out my mouth
23:46:52 <President_Trump> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
23:47:00 <Monsoon> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
23:47:03 <Monsoon> who is J?
23:47:08 <Monsoon> piss?
23:47:17 <President_Trump> yes
23:47:19 Nick: home is now known as fish
23:47:21 <Monsoon> he used a punctuation before...
23:47:27 <President_Trump> hes been drinking
23:47:30 <Monsoon> PiSsSsSsSsss
23:47:35 <fish> what
23:47:40 <fish> u smell
23:47:42 <fish> cunt
23:47:46 <Monsoon> LOOOOOLLLLLL
23:48:57 <TokenDaRing> I smell because I just did a huge fart
23:49:09 <fish> im eating food so i can fart later
23:49:19 <President_Trump> what food u eating mate?
23:49:28 <fish> junk food shit pies
23:49:37 <fish> then veges
23:49:56 <President_Trump> take a pic
23:49:58 <President_Trump> or make a video
23:50:20 <Monsoon> LOOOOOLLLL
23:50:31 <Monsoon> make sure your mouth is hanging open in one of the pics!
23:50:38 <Monsoon> and your eyes are glazed over
23:50:40 <Monsoon> that look
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23:52:56 <fish> someone fooled me
23:53:05 <fish> spose to meet someone for coffee today
23:53:18 <President_Trump> who?
23:53:35 <President_Trump> pollock?
23:53:37 <fish> it would have been good
23:53:40 <fish> but i am broke
23:53:41 <Blitzkrieg> Screws you little pedo
23:53:52 <steven_> fish
23:53:54 <Blitzkrieg> Sup man
23:53:55 Mode: (by President_Trump) -o President_Trump
23:53:57 <steven_> how much you need bro
23:53:59 Mode: (by steven_) +o President_Trump
23:54:01 <Blitzkrieg> Fish
23:54:08 Mode: (by President_Trump) -o steven_
23:54:09 Mode: (by bios) +o steven_
23:54:14 Mode: (by President_Trump) -o President_Trump
23:54:18 <Blitzkrieg> You were saying before you had 1k in the bank
23:54:22 <Blitzkrieg> How is that broke
23:54:31 <President_Trump> he spent that on weed
23:54:35 <President_Trump> and booze
23:54:52 <fish> im thousands ahead on my mortgage
23:54:57 <fish> thats how
23:55:03 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo fish lewis President_Trump
23:55:03 <President_Trump> you said it was paid off
23:55:15 <fish> no i didnt
23:55:21 <President_Trump> how much do you owe on it?
23:55:21 <Blitzkrieg> Chris can't keep up with his own lies
23:55:26 <Blitzkrieg> :(
23:55:27 <fish> it will nver be paid off
23:55:37 <President_Trump> how much do u owe?
23:55:46 <fish> i will increase mortgage when its nearlly paid off
23:56:02 <President_Trump> get a reverse mortgage, spend it all on drugs and booze
23:56:05 <fish> then bank has deed
23:56:08 <fish> and its safe
23:56:13 <fish> always
23:56:28 <President_Trump> how much do u owe?
23:56:34 <President_Trump> and how much is it worth?
23:56:40 <TokenDaRing> The only shitter about owning your own place is council rates
23:56:45 <Blitzkrieg> Bigtime
23:56:50 <Blitzkrieg> Rates are a joke
23:56:54 <TokenDaRing> Yeah
23:57:00 <steven_> :~(
23:57:05 <Blitzkrieg> My parents shell out $2k a year
23:57:07 <President_Trump> your mum pays them steven_
23:57:12 <Blitzkrieg> Lucky to get garbage collection
23:57:20 <Blitzkrieg> And a tip pass
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23:58:28 <fish> fucken
23:58:31 <fish> bored
23:58:32 <Blitzkrieg> Monsoon... did you lose power from this storm?
23:59:14 <President_Trump> he doesnt know, hes at jens
23:59:21 <TokenDaRing> Blitzkrieg: The tips here still charge you, I just drive up to Redcliffe since they don't charge
23:59:41 <Blitzkrieg> Oh the tip pass is only good for 1 trip
23:59:44 <fish> Blitzkrieg, gave jen hep
23:59:52 <TokenDaRing> Fuck BlackDevil
23:59:53 <TokenDaRing> Erm
23:59:54 <TokenDaRing> Blitzkrieg:
23:59:56 <TokenDaRing> That's shit
23:59:59 <Blitzkrieg> Yup