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// #nerdhacks — 2016-01-08

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00:00:07 <dimsim> HAHAHAHAHAHA
00:00:15 <dimsim> going to brothel to see babygirl
00:00:27 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9n4tfg
00:00:57 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9n4tl8
00:01:28 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9n4tsa
00:02:09 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9n4u09
00:02:12 <steven_> drugdealer!
00:02:14 <steven_> lolol
00:02:16 <steven_> im going to bed
00:02:20 <dimsim> steven_
00:02:32 <dimsim> u should get enough to sell small amounts
00:02:36 <dimsim> thats how u make money
00:02:47 <dimsim> unless u become that big u sell only big amounts to other dealers
00:02:54 <dimsim> and u just do enough to keep fresh
00:02:58 <dimsim> thats how u never get caught
00:03:20 <dimsim> <@BABYGIRL> Chris
00:03:20 <dimsim> <%Chris> babYYY
00:03:21 <dimsim> <@BABYGIRL> i had prawns tonight :P
00:03:21 <dimsim> <%Chris> dimsim, leave her alone
00:03:21 <dimsim> <%Chris> ohhh
00:03:21 <dimsim> <@BABYGIRL> i dont think dimsim knows how too
00:03:21 <dimsim> <@BABYGIRL> yeah they were yummy too
00:03:21 <dimsim> <@BABYGIRL> :p
00:03:21 <dimsim> <%Chris> sick of banning ur Ip dimsim, find another girl to annoy, go to church or something, maybe ull find what ur looking for ;p
00:03:21 <dimsim> <@BABYGIRL> bbq prawns vegies fried rice for dinner lol
00:03:21 <dimsim> <@BABYGIRL> someone got told looks at dimsim lol
00:03:21 <dimsim> <dimsim> im not annoying anyone
00:03:21 <dimsim> <dimsim> we just talking
00:03:21 Kick: dimsim was kicked by bios (flood)
00:03:24 Join: dimsim ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
00:03:24 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v dimsim
00:03:53 <TokenDaRing> Chris is a weirdo
00:04:00 <TokenDaRing> Who the fuck goes to church
00:04:07 <TokenDaRing> What is he? 50?
00:04:09 <thestig> priest
00:04:25 <+xm> thestig is an altar boy at St Mary's Cathedral
00:04:33 <steven_> lol
00:04:39 <thestig> choir boy thankyou
00:04:45 <+xm> that's why he's always idling on Sunday mornings
00:04:49 <dimsim> <dimsim> im not annoying anyone
00:04:49 <dimsim> <dimsim> we just talking
00:04:49 <dimsim> <@BABYGIRL> im mean girl when been reved up dont wanna cross me
00:04:49 <dimsim> <dimsim> why would i go to church? i dont need a gf i have one and im very happy being catholic Chris
00:04:49 <dimsim> <screws> take me to church
00:04:49 <dimsim> <%Chris> u just keep questioning her to find her out, no one cares
00:04:49 <dimsim> <screws> i worship like a dog in the shrine of your light
00:04:49 <dimsim> <screws> i tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife!
00:04:49 <dimsim> <dimsim> im talking to her Chris
00:04:49 <dimsim> <dimsim> thats what im doing
00:04:49 <dimsim> <dimsim> people talk they ask questions
00:04:49 <dimsim> <screws> offer me my deathless death, good god let me give u my life
00:04:50 <dimsim> <@BABYGIRL> your bugging me dimsim
00:04:50 <dimsim> <dimsim> thats what normal ppl do Chris
00:04:50 <dimsim> <dimsim> how am I bugging you?
00:04:50 Kick: dimsim was kicked by bios (flood)
00:04:52 Join: dimsim ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
00:04:52 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v dimsim
00:04:59 <thestig> you getting me mixed up with your fantasies xm
00:05:10 <+xm> nah m8 Catholicism is pure evil
00:05:14 <+xm> i'd rather be atheist
00:05:44 <steven_> still 33
00:05:45 <thestig> Catholicism has the best buisiness model ever
00:05:49 <steven_> fucking hot
00:05:57 <thestig> nice and cool here
00:06:11 <dimsim> <@BABYGIRL> your not normal dimsim
00:06:12 <dimsim> <%Chris> all the girls on irc are 89 years old
00:06:12 <dimsim> <%Chris> get over it ;p
00:06:12 <dimsim> <@BABYGIRL> :P
00:06:12 <dimsim> <+SpunkyGuy> :P
00:06:12 <dimsim> <dimsim> why am I not normal?
00:06:12 <dimsim> <dimsim> I just asked you if you were a courier?
00:06:12 <dimsim> <@BABYGIRL> normal person wouldnt bug a girl with annoying questions
00:06:12 <dimsim> <dimsim> how is that annoying or not normal?
00:06:12 <dimsim> <dimsim> ok so what would you like to talk about then BABYGIRL?
00:06:43 <+xm> yes, third richest organisation in the world
00:06:59 <+xm> only reason why priests cant marry is so that after they die there is no family to take their possessions/land
00:07:00 <steven_> babygurl has the same isp as chris
00:07:17 <dimsim> <+SpunkyGuy> dont annoy BABYGIRL !!!
00:07:17 <dimsim> <dimsim> SpunkyGuy how am I annoying her?
00:07:17 <dimsim> <@BABYGIRL> im bad girl lol
00:07:17 <dimsim> <+SpunkyGuy> just leave it bro, trust me
00:07:17 <dimsim> <dimsim> trust you on what?
00:07:17 <dimsim> <+SpunkyGuy> forget it
00:07:17 <dimsim> <dimsim> im just talking to her, asking her a simple question, whats the big problem?
00:07:37 <steven_> spanishgay
00:07:38 <steven_> lol
00:07:54 <dimsim> <%Chris> she likes to talk about Holdens :D
00:07:54 <dimsim> <@BABYGIRL> Chris shh lol
00:07:54 <dimsim> <%Chris> lol
00:07:59 <dimsim> <+SpunkyGuy> She donest want to answere as shes mentioned numerious times n doesnt wantto ask stuoid questions
00:07:59 <dimsim> <dimsim> ok lets talk about Holdens then
00:07:59 <dimsim> <@BABYGIRL> lol how great
00:07:59 <dimsim> <President_Trump> BABYGIRL is going to fix my car for me
00:08:40 <thestig> lolol
00:12:05 <screws> TAKE ME TO CHURCH.
00:13:12 <TokenDaRing> Hey screws
00:13:18 <TokenDaRing> Still talking to Jen, buddy?
00:13:41 <steven_> !random anotherirc3r
00:13:41 <Herb_Dean> [11074] T: 22:09:12 <anotherirc3r> who else hates me?
00:13:51 <steven_> !random sik
00:13:51 <Herb_Dean> [39705] T: 22:40:52 <sik> lols
00:20:15 <thestig> !random thestig
00:20:15 <Herb_Dean> [22703] T: 00:35:51 <thestig> junkies for sure haha
00:20:20 <thestig> !random thestig
00:20:20 Kick: thestig was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
00:20:20 <Herb_Dean> [8779] T: 01:04:21 <thestig> haha u wouldnt do shit
00:20:24 Join: thestig ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
00:20:25 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v thestig
00:21:16 <thestig> !random thestig
00:21:16 <Herb_Dean> [73475] T: 02:17:16 <thestig> lol @ slinky dribling shit and licking ass
00:21:31 <thestig> !random simba
00:21:31 <Herb_Dean> [92951] T: 16:52:07 <simba> lol
00:21:44 <President_Trump> !random jensarsehole
00:21:45 <Herb_Dean> [39442]
00:24:38 <dimsim> Sharni i love u
00:24:52 <Sharni> Aww yeah
00:25:12 <dimsim> you still drinking?
00:25:22 <dimsim> im only smoking 1 ciggie a day now
00:25:24 <dimsim> thats it
00:25:33 <dimsim> this is the last packet i buy
00:25:55 <Sharni> Nah
00:31:15 <steven_> ur ciggys will be dry as fuck
00:31:20 <steven_> hahahahahah
00:31:47 <dimsim> i like them horny
00:31:58 <dimsim> not too fresh
00:37:58 <screws> like 45+ yrs old?
00:38:52 Quit: circle ([email protected]) EOF from client
00:39:42 <dimsim> lol
00:39:42 <dimsim> nah
00:39:53 <dimsim> <tisk> look here dickheads
00:39:53 <dimsim> <tisk> u end my spawns troubles
00:39:53 <dimsim> <tisk> b4 i end u
00:41:45 Quit: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) Quit: KVIrc 4.2.0 Equilibrium http://www.kvirc.net/
00:42:21 <+tisk> thefish
00:42:27 <+tisk> reels in his line
00:42:34 <+tisk> yep gets bite from dimsim
00:42:40 <+tisk> now dimsim is fucked
00:42:49 <dimsim> fucked how?
00:43:05 <+tisk> up the arse with a barbwire piece
00:43:06 <+tisk> up the arse with a barbwire piece
00:43:07 <+tisk> up the arse with a barbwire piece
00:43:11 <dimsim> yeh ok maggot
00:43:22 <+tisk> what u wanta get banned
00:43:33 <dimsim> do you want to lose your ops?
00:43:38 Mode: (by tisk) +b *!*[email protected]
00:43:42 <dimsim> amelia is still awake
00:43:58 <+tisk> huh
00:44:01 <dimsim> amelia is still awake
00:44:03 <+tisk> quiet
00:44:06 <+tisk> ok
00:44:08 * dimsim slaps THe^DaMaGeR around a bit with a large trout
00:44:15 <dimsim> unban or you are out tisk
00:44:17 Mode: (by tisk) +b *!*dimsim@*.bigpond.net.au
00:44:17 Kick: dimsim was kicked by tisk (tisk)
00:46:35 <+tisk> i dont like sluts
00:46:44 <+tisk> end of story
00:50:47 Nick: THe^DaMaGeR is now known as amelia
00:59:35 Quit: screws ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
01:02:36 <+tisk> `unban dimsim
01:04:11 <+tisk> `unban dimsim
01:04:18 <+tisk> kk
01:04:22 <+tisk> guess i cant
01:04:41 <+tisk> try see if mirc trys infect my browser again just by download
01:06:15 Join: Mack10_cherri ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
01:06:15 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Mack10_cherri
01:06:24 <Mack10_cherri> wassup nerds
01:07:03 <+tisk> nup
01:07:38 Quit: tisk ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
01:10:50 <Mack10_cherri> err
01:10:52 <Mack10_cherri> too quiet
01:10:54 <Mack10_cherri> someone talk
01:11:17 <President_Trump> !slot 483
01:11:17 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
01:11:21 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
01:11:26 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: OMG, , you might win this! FeelsGoodMan
01:11:35 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 2415 points, !!!
01:11:53 <President_Trump> MASSIVE
01:12:00 <Mack10_cherri> trumpy
01:12:02 <Mack10_cherri> wassup
01:12:06 <President_Trump> just won jens pussy
01:12:08 <Mack10_cherri> u been winnin alot lately
01:12:09 <President_Trump> lifes good
01:12:12 <Mack10_cherri> lollss yeh i know
01:12:25 <Mack10_cherri> wats new with politics trump, got any news?
01:13:21 <President_Trump> yeah
01:13:28 <President_Trump> i made a few ads
01:13:30 <President_Trump> google them
01:13:34 <Mack10_cherri> ok what ads
01:13:48 <President_Trump> trump ads
01:14:02 <Mack10_cherri> what are they
01:16:21 <Mack10_cherri> borrrrringgg
01:19:04 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@218.19.C82EE7.37DC21
01:22:05 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@4a99e9ed.org
01:22:21 Join: breaker ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
01:22:22 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v breaker
01:26:33 <Mack10_cherri> everyone stop cybering ffs
01:26:49 <Mack10_cherri> im out then fuck this
01:26:54 Quit: Mack10_cherri ([email protected]) Quit:
01:28:50 Join: Cath^ (~Cath^@14.200.81387A.755E24) to #nerdhacks
01:28:50 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Cath^
01:30:43 Part: Cath^ (~Cath^@14.200.81387A.755E24) from #nerdhacks
01:30:43 <Herb_Dean> Cath^ spent 1min 53secs in the channel
01:31:09 <Sharni> Blahhhhhh
01:31:15 <Sharni> !slot 344
01:31:15 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
01:31:19 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, . BloodTrail
01:31:24 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: OMG, , you might win this! FeelsGoodMan
01:31:25 <Sharni> P
01:31:27 <Sharni> U
01:31:30 <Sharni> S
01:31:32 <Sharni> S
01:31:33 <Sharni> Y
01:31:33 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensknickers ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
01:31:36 <Sharni> Aww
01:33:43 Quit: President_Trump ([email protected]) Quit: <BABYGIRL> come take my pussy anytime
01:36:45 <Sharni> Hello...
01:47:29 Quit: Hennessy ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
01:51:58 Part: Sharni ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
01:51:58 <Herb_Dean> Sharni spent 2hrs 22mins 1sec in the channel
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01:57:52 <nate> all the hotties went to bed
01:57:56 <nate> lucky breaker is ere
01:58:06 <springroll> where is he?
01:58:27 <nate> in our hearts springroll
01:58:35 <nate> u know that soft limp dick feeling
01:58:42 <nate> thats oskaaar!
01:59:49 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: .
02:08:48 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Quit: BAM
02:11:42 <thestig> yessssss
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02:13:21 <AndroUser2> Losers
02:13:45 <thestig> hey lish
02:13:49 <KFC_BBL> AndroUser2 is a gambling addict
02:13:59 <KFC_BBL> AndroUser2 thought the windies would 'agree to a result'
02:14:35 <AndroUser2> Is this the faggot loser channel
02:14:54 <nate> only faggots say faggot:)
02:14:59 <nate> wOOP!
02:15:02 <AndroUser2> For faggots
02:15:10 <nate> stick to gay my friend
02:15:15 <nate> lets get gay
02:15:22 <nate> homo?
02:15:26 <nate> super homo!
02:15:28 <AndroUser2> You're a c faggot
02:15:28 <KFC_BBL> AndroUser2 has never won on MLB gambling
02:15:48 <nate> gambling is tuff ;l
02:15:50 <AndroUser2> Nate the faggot
02:15:56 <nate> lucky AndroUser2 is cute
02:16:02 <nate> sell his body
02:16:12 <KFC_BBL> noone wants a maltese gambling addict
02:16:17 <KFC_BBL> named faggot mendelsohn
02:16:19 <nate> lol
02:16:43 <AndroUser2> Nate the unemployed loser
02:17:20 <thestig> mentalson the felcher
02:17:21 <AndroUser2> A true loser
02:17:29 <KFC_BBL> AndroUser2 got fired from his photocoying job for photocopying too many TAB Win/Place tickets
02:17:47 <AndroUser2> Nate is disability pensioned loser
02:18:01 <AndroUser2> What a fucking failure
02:18:32 <AndroUser2> $800 a fortnight to finfee
02:18:44 <AndroUser2> Finger his own asshole
02:19:02 <nate> true
02:19:03 <nate> ;l
02:19:15 <KFC_BBL> better than being a faggot from mlata that bet the Windies
02:19:25 <AndroUser2> U are a loser
02:19:30 <nate> who would bet on the windies really;l
02:19:37 <KFC_BBL> AndroUser2 is a maltese homosexual from malta
02:19:44 <AndroUser2> U will suck my cock as my faggot slave
02:20:09 <AndroUser2> No questions please
02:20:27 <AndroUser2> U worthless dick sucker
02:26:26 <springroll> hahaha Lish
02:26:36 <springroll> LOL nate
02:26:51 <AndroUser2> Springroll quiet little boy
02:27:31 <springroll> you still going jew
02:27:37 <AndroUser2> Understand me, cunt?
02:27:51 <AndroUser2> I am your boss
02:27:59 <springroll> lol
02:28:02 <springroll> really?
02:28:11 <AndroUser2> Yes
02:28:15 <AndroUser2> Really
02:28:50 <springroll> is that you jain?
02:29:07 <AndroUser2> Faggot
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02:31:06 <springroll> stop crying kike
02:38:41 Quit: AndroUser2 ([email protected]) Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )
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02:46:02 <thestig> mentalson likes to put candles around the room before he masterbates
02:46:09 <thestig> to make it more romantic
02:46:29 <springroll> <AndroUser2> It really helped loosen u up
02:46:29 <springroll> <AndroUser2> My cock up your loser ass
02:46:29 <springroll> <AndroUser2> While i looked at myself in the mirror
02:46:29 <springroll> <springroll> right
02:46:29 <springroll> <AndroUser2> Yes
02:46:29 <springroll> <springroll> so you admiting to raping us?
02:46:29 <springroll> <AndroUser2> Its incredible how gifted i am to women
02:46:29 <springroll> <springroll> yet you are calling us faggots?
02:46:36 <springroll> * AndroUser2 ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com ))
02:49:26 <springroll> <springroll> you going to bed SpanishGuy12?
02:49:27 <springroll> <@BABYGIRL> night hun
02:49:27 <springroll> <+SpunkyGuy> wtf is SpanishGuy12
02:49:27 <springroll> <springroll> its you
02:49:27 <springroll> <springroll> SpanishGuy12
02:49:28 Nick: CokerZeroLeft is now known as xm
02:49:50 <springroll> <+SpunkyGuy> Ok again
02:49:50 <springroll> <+SpunkyGuy> wtf is SpanishGuy12
02:49:50 <springroll> <springroll> you
02:49:50 <springroll> <springroll> you mate
02:49:50 <springroll> <+SpunkyGuy> no mate not your mate
02:49:50 <springroll> <springroll> you changed your nick after you got trolled by everyone
02:49:50 <springroll> <+SpunkyGuy> im SpunkyGuy
02:49:50 <springroll> <springroll> no you are SpanishGuy12 the pedo
02:49:50 <springroll> * Koz666 ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
02:49:50 <springroll> <+SpunkyGuy> im SpunkyGuy period but this spanishguy you speak off
02:49:50 <springroll> <+SpunkyGuy> FK OFF CUNT
02:49:50 <springroll> * +SpunkyGuy ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
02:49:50 Kick: springroll was kicked by bios (flood)
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02:51:11 <thestig> lol
02:53:46 <springroll> <@BABYGIRL> lol
02:53:46 <springroll> <@BABYGIRL> dont u like spanishguy12
02:53:46 <springroll> * CokerZeroLeft is now known as xm
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02:53:46 <springroll> <springroll> thats SpanishGuy12 BABYGIRL
02:53:46 <springroll> <springroll> very rude pedo
02:53:46 <springroll> <@BABYGIRL> yes i know that
02:53:46 <springroll> <springroll> so why dont you agree with me?
02:54:10 <thestig> didnt spanish guy give out her number
02:56:25 <springroll> not sure about that lol
02:59:20 <springroll> <@BABYGIRL> spanishguy12 or SpunkyGuy i dont care who it is theys no abusive or anything againest me im not fussed who it is
02:59:20 <springroll> <springroll> mmm
02:59:20 <springroll> <springroll> but you admit that its the same person yes?
02:59:20 <springroll> * +cool3 ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
02:59:20 <springroll> <@BABYGIRL> yes
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03:01:13 <thestig> yeh it is the same person
03:01:25 <thestig> i think he changed his name after i got his number
03:03:15 <springroll> hahahahahaha
03:03:21 <springroll> did u ever call him?
03:03:33 <springroll> u know he's full pedo we got him saying he will fuck 13 year olds
03:03:38 <thestig> he wouldnt answer
03:03:46 <springroll> he fucking called me for hours
03:03:53 <springroll> because fucking amelia gave him my number lollllllllll
03:03:56 <springroll> cunt rang me like 50 times
03:03:59 <thestig> wtf i didnt know that, 13 year old
03:04:09 <springroll> yeh there is logs up on pastebin of him
03:04:09 <thestig> ah shit
03:04:17 <springroll> soon as id answer he would hang up
03:04:23 <springroll> but he still kept calling back
03:04:30 <springroll> he recons he is a personal trainer
03:04:32 <springroll> and owns a gym
03:04:39 <thestig> lol
03:04:45 <thestig> if i owned a gym
03:04:49 <thestig> i wouldnt be on here
03:04:52 <thestig> gym pussy
03:05:21 <springroll> lol
03:05:23 <springroll> nobody would
03:05:27 <springroll> u wouldnt have time
03:05:44 <springroll> plus ud have so much money u wouldnt bother with something like irc
03:06:18 <thestig> yeh so true
03:12:43 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
03:18:25 <BlackDevil> joel, http://i.4cdn.org/b/1452183266987.webm
03:19:06 <thestig> lollllll
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03:20:04 <springroll> wtf
03:20:12 <+tisk> u got a problem
03:20:24 <springroll> wasnt talking to you tisk
03:20:25 <+tisk> wtf what's
03:20:28 <springroll> calm down
03:20:32 <springroll> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1452183266987.webm
03:20:33 <springroll> tisk
03:20:33 <springroll> look
03:20:42 <+tisk> no
03:20:54 <thestig> tisk someone put a vid of you on 4chan
03:20:56 <springroll> really hot chick man
03:21:24 <+tisk> is it Lisa
03:21:29 <thestig> yeh
03:21:36 <springroll> its lisa bro
03:21:37 <+tisk> bullshit
03:21:43 <springroll> she got jack daniels bottle
03:21:45 <springroll> and ciggies
03:21:45 <thestig> tisk do you think that girl is pretty?
03:21:54 <thestig> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1452183266987.webm
03:23:42 <thestig> tisk?
03:24:44 <BlackDevil> hes watching
03:25:16 <thestig> lol
03:25:41 <+tisk> I'm drinking beers
03:25:52 <+tisk> went pisssssSsssss
03:26:07 <+tisk> until
03:26:28 <+tisk> u show some respect
03:26:29 <springroll> lol
03:26:30 <springroll> what you drinking?
03:26:36 <BlackDevil> pisssssssssssssss
03:26:41 <+tisk> ya mums cum
03:26:58 <+tisk> she fingers nightly
03:26:59 <thestig> tisk did you look at the link?
03:27:09 <+tisk> to feed my habit
03:27:42 <+tisk> I don't click links
03:27:50 <+tisk> I'm not gay
03:27:54 <thestig> why dont you fuckoff then
03:31:59 <+tisk> cause u should go to jail
03:32:18 <+tisk> fucken scum
03:32:23 <thestig> rapist
03:32:41 <+tisk> yes ur thestig yes ur
03:33:20 <thestig> u raped jen tisk
03:33:44 <+tisk> when what
03:34:32 <+tisk> 'kick thestig
03:34:39 <+tisk> lol
03:34:59 <springroll> who cares about jen
03:35:15 <+tisk> I would
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03:37:31 <springroll> lol
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03:43:33 <AndroUser2> Faggots
03:43:49 <thestig> mentalson likes to put candles around the room before he masterbates
03:44:10 <thestig> to make it more romantic
03:44:33 <circle> AndroUser2
03:44:35 <circle> fuck off and die
03:44:41 <circle> u ugly jewish turd
03:44:45 <thestig> lol
03:44:47 <circle> im going to ruin u
03:44:55 <AndroUser2> No u won't
03:44:58 <circle> yes i will cunt
03:45:00 <circle> i already iknow ur identity
03:45:03 <AndroUser2> U will not
03:45:03 <circle> im going to fucking ruin u
03:45:13 <AndroUser2> Im famous
03:45:21 <AndroUser2> U little turd
03:45:27 <AndroUser2> Of course u know me
03:46:41 <springroll> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1452183266987.webm
03:46:44 <springroll> hot chicks mentalson
03:46:45 <AndroUser2> Im infact your father
03:46:47 <springroll> better than any jew u know cunt
03:47:02 <AndroUser2> We had gay anal
03:47:05 <springroll> i can have him killed
03:47:06 <AndroUser2> Last night
03:47:11 <springroll> david p. mentalsohn is his name
03:47:14 <AndroUser2> Was mad
03:47:15 <springroll> he use to live near me
03:47:16 <AndroUser2> Beb
03:47:19 <AndroUser2> Brb
03:47:25 <springroll> he left melbourne half reason because i was going to stab him
03:47:31 <springroll> and he had half of bondi junctions lads after him
03:47:37 <springroll> cunt couldnt even go out in public anymore
03:49:22 <springroll> david tell them about the night at ashfield motor inn
03:54:56 Nick: AndroUser2 is now known as King^Of^IRC
03:55:28 Nick: King^Of^IRC is now known as KING^OF^IRC
03:55:44 <thestig> lol
03:56:36 <springroll> mental patient hey
03:57:55 <thestig> what happened at ashfield motor in
03:58:05 <springroll> ask him
03:58:10 <springroll> lets see if he has the guts to tell it
03:58:21 <thestig> he is probably too scared
03:58:23 <KING^OF^IRC> I never was there
03:58:51 <springroll> lolllll
03:59:00 <springroll> really?
03:59:04 <springroll> thats the new story david?
03:59:40 <KING^OF^IRC> Pivent u have ur shift tomorrow at kfc
03:59:49 <KING^OF^IRC> Get some rest
04:01:08 <springroll> actually i dont
04:01:14 <springroll> i dont work for another month
04:01:20 <KING^OF^IRC> U do
04:01:28 <springroll> really?
04:01:28 <springroll> lol
04:01:33 <springroll> news to me jew
04:01:33 <KING^OF^IRC> Yes
04:01:36 <KING^OF^IRC> Really
04:01:39 <springroll> ive never worked in fast food in my life lol
04:01:49 <springroll> thought i worked at the soup kitchen?
04:01:51 <springroll> now its kfc?
04:01:52 <KING^OF^IRC> Oh
04:01:55 <KING^OF^IRC> So
04:02:01 <springroll> stop trying jew
04:02:04 <KING^OF^IRC> Its burger king
04:02:08 <KING^OF^IRC> ?
04:02:09 <springroll> yeh its burger king man
04:02:16 <springroll> damn you really got me :(
04:02:18 <KING^OF^IRC> BK
04:02:28 <KING^OF^IRC> What a fucking loser
04:02:31 <springroll> burger king doesnt even exist in australia nymore u fucking idiot
04:02:34 <KING^OF^IRC> U are
04:02:37 <springroll> hasnt for years
04:02:44 <KING^OF^IRC> Working in BK
04:04:14 <KING^OF^IRC> BURGER KING NEW ZINGERS
04:04:50 <springroll> thats kfc dickhead
04:05:32 <thestig> lolll
04:05:39 <KING^OF^IRC> Remember when u were a young kid soringroll
04:05:49 <springroll> yeh i do
04:05:54 <KING^OF^IRC> Did u always think ud be a kfc loser?
04:05:58 <springroll> lol
04:06:01 <springroll> fuck
04:06:03 <KING^OF^IRC> Working at kfc?
04:06:06 <springroll> u the worse person on austnet
04:06:18 <springroll> you like arguing with a kid
04:06:22 <KING^OF^IRC> Excuse me on?
04:06:23 <springroll> back in primary school
04:06:25 <springroll> ur fucked
04:06:27 <KING^OF^IRC> Son
04:06:33 <springroll> what sort of gay ass question is that
04:06:34 <KING^OF^IRC> Ur fucked
04:06:38 <KING^OF^IRC> U work at kfc
04:06:39 <springroll> everytime i speak to u u ask the same shit
04:06:41 <KING^OF^IRC> Loser
04:06:44 <KING^OF^IRC> Kfc
04:06:46 <springroll> last time i worked at soup kitchen
04:06:49 <springroll> now its kfc and burger king
04:06:51 <KING^OF^IRC> Kentucky fried chicken
04:06:52 <springroll> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
04:06:54 <springroll> go to bed u dickhead
04:06:56 <KING^OF^IRC> Checkout girl
04:07:00 <springroll> big boys awake now
04:07:02 <KING^OF^IRC> Serve my chicken
04:07:10 <springroll> i dont even eat kfc dickhead
04:07:13 <KING^OF^IRC> And fuck off
04:07:30 <springroll> fuck off :(
04:08:54 <KING^OF^IRC> Shit man
04:09:09 <KING^OF^IRC> U honestly work at kfc????
04:10:02 <KING^OF^IRC> Lololololololololololololololololol
04:13:17 <KING^OF^IRC> Springroll are u managing director at kfc?
04:13:20 <springroll> yeh man i work at kfc
04:13:22 <springroll> managing director
04:13:28 <springroll> a salary of that would be in millions
04:13:31 <springroll> idiot
04:13:34 <KING^OF^IRC> Not bad
04:13:41 <KING^OF^IRC> Lol
04:13:44 <KING^OF^IRC> FaggotGeale
04:13:56 <KING^OF^IRC> -faggot`Geale- esuterik/plivent's real name is Jerome Robert Geale ring him up Mobile: 0406 306 707
04:14:35 <springroll> lol
04:14:37 <springroll> ring me then
04:14:41 <thestig> thats old news
04:14:52 <springroll> stop crying mentalson
04:15:05 <KING^OF^IRC> -faggotGeale- esuterik/plivent's real name is Jerome Robert Geale ring him up Mobile: 0406 306 707
04:15:12 <KING^OF^IRC> -faggotGeale- esuterik/plivent's real name is Jerome Robert Geale ring him up Mobile: 0406 306 707-faggotGeale- esuterik/plivent's real name is Jerome Robert Geale ring him up Mobile: 0406 306 707-faggotGeale- esuterik/plivent's real name is Jerome Robert Geale ring him up Mobile: 0406 306 707
04:15:23 <KING^OF^IRC> -faggotGeale- esuterik/plivent's real name is Jerome Robert Geale ring him up Mobile: 0406 306 707
04:15:23 <springroll> funny not 1 person called me but just spanishguy12 looking for amelia LOL
04:15:23 Kick: KING^OF^IRC was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
04:15:34 <springroll> bring him back
04:15:34 <circle> springroll:
04:15:39 <circle> i knew that was a man
04:15:44 <springroll> its mentalson
04:15:48 <circle> hahahaha
04:15:48 <springroll> david p mentalson
04:15:57 <thestig> p?
04:16:00 <springroll> yeh
04:16:02 <circle> the ugliness gives it away
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04:16:11 <KING^OF^IRC> -faggotGeale- esuterik/plivent's real name is Jerome Robert Geale ring him up Mobile: 0406 306 707
04:16:14 <KING^OF^IRC> -faggotGeale- esuterik/plivent's real name is Jerome Robert Geale ring him up Mobile: 0406 306 707
04:16:14 Kick: KING^OF^IRC was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
04:16:16 <springroll> prehon
04:16:18 <springroll> thats his name
04:16:22 <springroll> its some jewish name
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04:16:39 <KING^OF^IRC> -faggotGeale- esuterik/plivent's real name is Jerome Robert Geale ring him up Mobile: 0406 306 707-faggotGeale- esuterik/plivent's real name is Jerome Robert Geale ring him up Mobile: 0406 306 707
04:16:53 <springroll> why dont u call me mentalson
04:17:03 <springroll> instead of hanging up on me when i call u LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
04:17:08 <KING^OF^IRC> Cause you're a parasite
04:17:26 <springroll> aww mentalson dont be like dat
04:17:27 <springroll> Z:(
04:20:01 <springroll> stop crying david
04:21:09 <springroll> david my son you become him
04:21:10 <springroll> <3
04:21:12 <KING^OF^IRC> (+KING^OF^IRC) -faggotGeale- esuterik/plivent's real name is Jerome Robert Geale ring him up Mobile: 0406 306 707
04:21:12 <springroll> i love u son
04:21:18 <springroll> david p. mentalson
04:21:19 <springroll> i love u
04:21:31 <circle> david is a jew name
04:21:33 <circle> fucking jew cunt
04:22:03 <KING^OF^IRC> (+KING^OF^IRC) -faggotGeale- esuterik/plivent's real name is Jerome Robert Geale ring him up Mobile: 0406 306 707
04:22:06 <KING^OF^IRC> (+KING^OF^IRC) -faggotGeale- esuterik/plivent's real name is Jerome Robert Geale ring him up Mobile: 0406 306 707
04:22:08 <KING^OF^IRC> (+KING^OF^IRC) -faggotGeale- esuterik/plivent's real name is Jerome Robert Geale ring him up Mobile: 0406 306 707
04:22:11 <KING^OF^IRC> (+KING^OF^IRC) -faggotGeale- esuterik/plivent's real name is Jerome Robert Geale ring him up Mobile: 0406 306 707
04:22:18 <springroll> the son of david
04:22:30 <KING^OF^IRC> (+KING^OF^IRC) -faggotGeale- esuterik/plivent's real name is Jerome Robert Geale ring him up Mobile: 0406 306 707(+KING^OF^IRC) -faggotGeale- esuterik/plivent's real name is Jerome Robert Geale ring him up Mobile: 0406 306 707(+KING^OF^IRC) -faggotGeale- esuterik/plivent's real name is Jerome Robert Geale ring him up Mobile: 0406 306 707
04:22:34 <KING^OF^IRC> (+KING^OF^IRC) (+KING^OF^IRC) -faggotGeale- esuterik/plivent's real name is Jerome Robert Geale ring him up Mobile: 0406 306 707(+KING^OF^IRC) -faggotGeale- esuterik/plivent's real name is Jerome Robert Geale ring him up Mobile: 0406 306 707(+KING^OF^IRC) -faggotGeale- esuterik/plivent's real name is Jerome Robert Geale ring him up Mobile: 0406 306 707
04:22:41 <KING^OF^IRC> Oolollololol
04:22:47 Quit: KING^OF^IRC ([email protected]) Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )
04:54:38 <springroll> cunts lost the plot
04:55:50 <thestig> lol
04:57:47 <springroll> is anyone up?
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05:00:28 <thestig> yeh putting win 10 on lappy
05:03:39 <springroll> yeh havnt got win 10 yet
05:03:42 <springroll> used it
05:03:44 <springroll> seems shit
05:03:45 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/daLE0R9
05:03:47 <springroll> i really hated it
05:03:54 <springroll> only few days ago
05:03:54 <beehhh> A blast from the past!
05:03:56 <springroll> maybe a week
05:03:58 <springroll> hated it
05:04:03 <springroll> im on win 8.1
05:04:07 <springroll> been on it for about 6 months
05:04:08 <springroll> love it
05:04:11 <springroll> much better than 7
05:04:13 <springroll> 7 was shit
05:05:26 <thestig> win 7 was so much faster on this lappy
05:05:40 <thestig> but thought i better put it on
05:06:57 <springroll> really?
05:06:58 <springroll> u recon?
05:07:00 <springroll> than 8.1?
05:07:08 <springroll> i had 7 for afew years when i build this pc
05:07:10 <thestig> never had 8.1
05:07:13 <springroll> when i put 8.1 on this
05:07:15 <springroll> so muc better
05:07:17 <springroll> faster
05:07:18 <springroll> smoother
05:07:28 <thestig> just saying win 7 seems to run faster on this lappy then win 10
05:07:29 <springroll> i thought my system drive was fucked
05:07:31 <springroll> really fucked
05:07:33 <thestig> maybe cause older lappy
05:07:36 <springroll> but it was fine
05:07:41 <springroll> all it needed was 8.1 sex
05:07:46 <springroll> i had 8
05:07:48 <springroll> that was good too
05:07:49 <springroll> same shit
05:07:55 <springroll> mmm well maybe i wont go 10
05:07:56 <springroll> i like 8.1
05:08:11 <thestig> probably a good idea
05:08:18 <beehhh> 20 years later
05:08:23 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/2a7g3dv.jpg
05:09:29 <thestig> fuck that phone looks old
05:10:44 <springroll> beehhh fuck off man
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05:34:52 <beehhh> im using my HP now
05:38:12 <springroll> good for u cunt
05:38:21 <springroll> make sure u like a tamil nadoos asshole
05:38:55 <thestig> dam i was gona dl something for lappy and my mind went blank lol
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05:42:57 <thestig> god damit now i remember
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06:09:08 <thestig> tisk owned lol
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06:53:31 <WetDiaper> mens underpants
07:46:52 <WetDiaper> faggot bitch
07:47:47 <WetDiaper> Thick_Dickens
07:47:57 <WetDiaper> where do i upgrade my weapons bravs?¿
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08:31:11 <steven_> lol
08:32:46 * thestig slaps steven_ around a bit with a large trout
08:33:19 <steven_> <dimsim> unban man
08:34:01 <WetDiaper> yo
08:34:07 <WetDiaper> im playin battlefront today
08:34:08 <WetDiaper> on ps4
08:34:12 <WetDiaper> :]
08:34:14 <steven_> ;|
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08:46:50 Mode: (by bios) +o Hennessy
08:47:06 Nick: Hennessy is now known as Exo
09:00:17 <WetDiaper> exho
09:00:19 <WetDiaper> hey bitch nigger
09:03:02 <Exo> Sup rick James
09:03:14 <WetDiaper> lolz
09:03:22 <WetDiaper> bumjack
09:17:44 <Exo> wheres tisk the piss
09:17:46 <Exo> !lot 69
09:17:50 <Exo> !slot 69
09:17:50 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
09:17:54 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
09:17:59 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another jenspussy ...
09:18:05 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
09:21:22 <WetDiaper> !slot 220
09:21:22 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
09:21:26 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
09:21:31 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jensknickers ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
09:21:37 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jensknickers ▌ jensfeet ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
09:25:42 <cgodfx> !slot 489
09:25:42 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
09:25:46 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
09:25:51 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ jensass ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
09:25:57 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ jensass ▌ jensshitstains ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
09:56:47 <WetDiaper> !slot 322
09:56:47 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
09:56:52 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, . BloodTrail
09:56:57 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: OMG, , you might win this! FeelsGoodMan
09:57:06 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensass ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
09:57:21 <WetDiaper> !slot 322
09:58:33 <Exo> !slot 69
09:58:33 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
09:58:38 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
09:58:42 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: OMG, , you might win this! FeelsGoodMan
09:58:51 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 345 points, !!!
09:58:54 <WetDiaper> prick
09:59:12 <WetDiaper> kick ya face off
09:59:47 <Exo> `kick wetdiaper i win
09:59:48 Kick: WetDiaper was kicked by bios ([Exo] i win)
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09:59:59 <WetDiaper> poofta gutz
10:00:12 <Exo> haha
10:01:10 <Exo> joel the piSsSsSS
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11:16:11 <Skirmish> LOL @ that pastebin story.
11:29:16 <cgodfx> !slot 678
11:29:16 <Herb_Dean> , please enter a valid wager between 50 and 500 points. Example: !slot 50
11:29:24 <cgodfx> !slot 500
11:29:24 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
11:29:28 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
11:29:33 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
11:29:39 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensmouth ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 500 points, !!!
11:30:12 <WetDiaper> mens asses
11:34:26 <Abortion> hee haw
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12:18:23 <WetDiaper> tisk u retarded cunt
12:18:55 <WetDiaper> poofter bitch
12:18:59 <WetDiaper> fisher
12:19:03 <WetDiaper> piss fisher
12:20:13 <TisK> oh
12:20:19 <TisK> who u talking to
12:20:59 <WetDiaper> christoph the pissedoff pisstroff
12:35:15 <WetDiaper> ugly retarded carrot cunt
12:37:34 <WetDiaper> !slot489
12:37:36 <BlackDevil> joel eats carrots by using his bumjacked hole
12:37:39 <WetDiaper> !slot 489
12:37:39 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
12:37:43 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
12:37:48 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensass ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
12:37:54 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensass ▌ jensass ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
12:38:19 <WetDiaper> jon is a homosexual
12:38:29 <WetDiaper> homosexual man
12:38:31 <WetDiaper> lolzz
12:38:57 <WetDiaper> tisk is a piece of shit
12:49:37 <Skirmish> tisk is a better man than Joel.
12:50:06 <Skirmish> tisk has been seeing Lee. She said tisk is bigger than Joel too.
12:52:09 <TisK> lol
12:52:42 <TisK> `voice Skirmish
12:52:57 Mode: (by TisK) +v Skirmish
12:53:16 <TisK> why does my acess keep getting fucked up
12:53:48 <TisK> or does bios have id period
12:53:51 <TisK> ???
13:01:29 <WetDiaper> shut up u faggot
13:01:35 <WetDiaper> bitch ass nigger
13:01:40 <WetDiaper> fucken loser cunt
13:02:49 <WetDiaper> imagine chris with a smudgeon of poo on his nose
13:02:54 <WetDiaper> brown nosed fucken faggot
13:15:51 <Skirmish> No need to get angry because Lee loved tisk's cock in her mouth more than yours Joel.
13:16:16 <TisK> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYwMNBKL7AE
13:16:20 <BlackDevil> Youtube: just another day breathing (Nov 9, 2015) Length: 2:53 - Category: Music - 29 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:23:35 <WetDiaper> fuckoff tisk
13:23:40 <WetDiaper> ill fucken smash you cunt
13:23:54 <WetDiaper> kick u down a flight of stairs faggot
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14:02:06 <JitterbugBoogie> tisk
14:02:27 <JitterbugBoogie> are we clear now on the consequences of your actions?
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14:23:18 <WetDiaper> tisk is an inbred maggot
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14:31:02 <illest> cunts
14:31:08 <illest> fucking dogssssss
14:32:06 <illest> fukn mate call3d me over went there im like nah fuck this those dogs over there got out the battery ram they goin raid some1 and what do ya know
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14:32:28 <illest> im like fuck this bailed left
14:32:41 <illest> new they were coming for her
14:32:44 <illest> ;O(
14:32:59 <illest> NOW IT MAKES ME LOOK SUS HOW THEY CAME AT SAME TIME AS ME
14:33:03 <illest> HAHA
14:33:48 Quit: KFC_BBL ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
14:34:23 <WetDiaper> stfu faggot
14:34:33 <illest> lick my ass
14:34:36 <illest> cunt
14:34:37 <illest> do it
14:34:38 <illest> now
14:34:41 <illest> NOW CU NTY
14:34:46 <illest> lick ittttttttt
14:34:49 <illest> LICKKKKKKKKK IT
14:34:57 <illest> lickidy lick LICK LICK
14:35:17 <illest> u soiled yaself cunt
14:35:20 <illest> clean yaself up
14:35:47 <illest> take a bit more pride in your adult diaper
14:36:12 <illest> your a big boy now
14:36:31 <illest> u can change ya own
14:36:35 <illest> wah wah wah
14:36:58 <illest> fleas
14:40:22 <WetDiaper> faggot bitch
14:40:59 Quit: illest ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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14:49:48 Mode: (by bios) +o TokenDaRing
14:54:46 Kick: breaker was kicked by TokenDaRing (Fuck you David)
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14:55:54 <WetDiaper> mens asses
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14:56:17 Mode: (by bios) +o TisK
14:56:25 <WetDiaper> tisk
14:56:28 <WetDiaper> ya faggot cunt
14:56:41 <WetDiaper> still got that smudgeon of poo on ur nose loser?
14:56:43 Kick: WetDiaper was kicked by TokenDaRing (You tryhard wannabe)
14:56:49 <TisK> TokenDaRing
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14:56:52 <WetDiaper> tisk
14:56:54 <WetDiaper> ya ugly fucker
14:56:55 <TisK> thank god for undelete programs
14:57:04 <TokenDaRing> Yeah?
14:57:15 <TisK> well some how my music vanished off my usb stick
14:57:25 <TisK> and i formatted hddd
14:57:28 <TisK> twice
14:57:34 <WetDiaper> ya ugly fucker
14:57:35 <TisK> and its finding my files still
14:57:40 <TokenDaRing> Nice
14:57:43 <TisK> gonna take ages to scan but
14:57:50 <TisK> i didnt lose 4 years of music
14:58:03 <WetDiaper> ur music is fucking shit
14:58:06 <WetDiaper> like ur face faggot
14:58:29 <WetDiaper> arse licker
14:58:38 <TisK> backing up to dvds next time
15:00:26 <Skirmish> lol
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15:06:53 <President_Trump> loololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
15:07:28 <President_Trump> !slot 69
15:07:28 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
15:07:33 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
15:07:38 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jensfeet ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
15:07:44 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jensfeet ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 69 points, !!!
15:07:58 <TokenDaRing> !slot 499
15:07:59 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
15:08:03 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensfeet ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
15:08:08 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensfeet ▌ jensass ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
15:08:14 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensfeet ▌ jensass ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 499 points, !!!
15:08:16 <WetDiaper> !slot 500
15:08:16 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
15:08:21 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensfeet ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
15:08:26 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensfeet ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another jenspussy ...
15:08:32 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensfeet ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
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15:11:03 <tissk> tisk
15:11:29 <tissk> hope you have learnt your lesson tisk
15:12:04 <tissk> everytime you ger lippy with me you get another dating website profile made in your honor.
15:12:23 <tissk> fucking faggot
15:12:58 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllll
15:13:01 <President_Trump> pollocks back
15:13:45 <tissk> Cunt needed to be taught a lesson
15:13:52 <tissk> hes all quite now
15:14:01 <tissk> arent ya tisk?
15:14:13 <President_Trump> wheres the profile?
15:14:31 <President_Trump> what did he do to?
15:14:37 <tissk> will be revealed to the public tonight
15:14:57 <tissk> cunt was getting lippy
15:15:00 <TisK> no u will delete it
15:15:06 <tissk> and also for meeting my woman
15:15:07 <TisK> ur one being smart ass
15:15:19 <TisK> i did nothing wrong
15:15:31 <tissk> you banned me tisk
15:15:37 <TisK> are u banned now
15:15:37 <tissk> i warned you
15:15:47 <TisK> i tried un bann u
15:15:53 <TisK> but i was using xchat
15:15:58 <TisK> so it wasnt working
15:16:06 <President_Trump> who is your woman?
15:16:06 <TisK> but be a smartass then if u want
15:16:08 <tissk> to profile is going public tonight tisk
15:16:16 <tissk> nothing you can do about it
15:16:18 <TisK> no u are deleting it
15:16:19 <TisK> no u are deleting it
15:16:27 <tissk> loooooooolllllllll
15:16:30 <BlackDevil> im not deleting anything
15:16:35 <tissk> no I'm not tisk
15:16:40 <President_Trump> TisK have a go on the !slot game mate
15:17:10 <tissk> you know who my woman is trump
15:17:21 <tissk> the one that tisk molested
15:17:32 <President_Trump> oh Simon?
15:17:38 <tissk> forced himself upon her
15:17:45 <TisK> mate
15:17:56 <TisK> if i did that why would she talk to me
15:17:58 <TisK> still
15:17:59 <tissk> jen
15:18:13 <President_Trump> post a pic with you and jen together if shes your woman
15:18:13 <tissk> who the fuck is simon
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15:26:14 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc
15:26:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Electric Six - "Danger! High Voltage" (Hi Res) (Sep 6, 2006) Length: 3:41 - Category: Music - 11,267,219 views - 53,387 likes (97%), 1,670 dislikes (3%)
15:34:10 <circle> h
15:35:45 <BlackDevil> i
15:36:47 <WetDiaper> gay lords combine to make earths greatest gay lord, Jon Mcgarvie
15:37:25 <BlackDevil> joel
15:37:44 <WetDiaper> yes shitlicker?
15:37:51 <BlackDevil> why are you gay?
15:37:56 <BlackDevil> were you born that way?
15:38:00 <WetDiaper> u were
15:38:20 <WetDiaper> ur the biggest gaylord in here man
15:39:01 <BlackDevil> your the one that post gay cam4 links
15:39:20 <Skirmish> Joel can't communicate with people unless he is talking about homosexual sexual fantasies. Yes, he was born that way.
15:39:22 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1452223574287.jpg
15:40:21 <Skirmish> Joel tried to show everyone he liked girls but Lee saw straight through him and once she finished laughing at his tiny peen she dumped him and moved on to real men.
15:44:09 <BlackDevil> joel likes that picture
15:44:26 <WetDiaper> transgender?
15:44:45 <BlackDevil> that beauty?
15:44:49 <BlackDevil> course not
15:45:14 <TokenDaRing> Shemales have bigger dicks than Joel
15:45:19 <WetDiaper> yes
15:45:20 <BlackDevil> got a glass dildo on the bed
15:45:27 <BlackDevil> pretty sure not transgender
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15:45:45 <WetDiaper> u r tho
15:45:59 <WetDiaper> u dress up like a gurl
15:46:01 <WetDiaper> lolzz
15:46:05 <tissk> you ready for tonight tisk?
15:46:42 <tissk> Chris has got a nice pof account activated for him
15:46:53 <tissk> i tisk, i fried
15:47:02 <tissk> loooooollllllllll
15:47:42 <tissk> HAHAHA
15:49:18 <WetDiaper> lololol
15:49:23 <WetDiaper> tisk is a poofter bitch
15:49:25 <WetDiaper> aaaaaahaahhhaahhaha
15:49:32 <TokenDaRing> WetDiaper: Is that why you think he's hot?
15:49:49 <tissk> tissssssssk
15:49:55 <tissk> tsk tsk
15:50:18 <tissk> tisk is a faggot slut
15:50:30 <tissk> noble park scum
15:50:45 <WetDiaper> yer
15:51:20 <tissk> WetDiaper are you wet because tisk pisssssed in you?
15:51:28 <WetDiaper> yer
15:51:33 <tissk> faggot
15:51:52 <tissk> wheres melias
15:51:58 <tissk> big tits
15:52:06 <tissk> looooolllllllll
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15:52:26 <WetDiaper> yer
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15:53:20 <Abortion> Fucked if anyone here would know
15:57:19 <WetDiaper> tisk is the ugliest looking bogan fucker
15:57:37 <thestig> tisk has a raper face
15:57:45 <springroll> tisk raped jen
15:57:47 <WetDiaper> lolz
15:57:55 <WetDiaper> stiggery
15:57:57 <WetDiaper> hey son
15:58:04 <thestig> sup
15:58:12 <WetDiaper> me penus
16:02:21 <Abortion> What is skywards, thestig my residence man
16:02:41 <thestig> hi
16:02:58 <WetDiaper> had the same diaper on for 2 weeks now
16:05:41 <springroll> shut up mental cunt
16:05:50 <springroll> you are not funny
16:06:12 <Abortion> !top20
16:06:21 <Herb_Dean> Top 10 chatters by total spoken words: steven_ (21729) slinky_J (18603) sharni (17496) cherri_pie (16001) Winfield (13631) amelia (13492) TokenDaRing (13333) brie (10373) nate (10239) BlackDevil (9463)
16:06:50 <Abortion> Lol I've fallen way behind
16:07:08 <Abortion> Who is brie?
16:07:47 <thestig> pliv
16:07:59 <Abortion> Buuuuh
16:08:09 <thestig> and winfield
16:08:17 <thestig> pliv is top chatter
16:08:29 <Abortion> Lol motormouth
16:09:19 <Abortion> Still complaining that he is awesome yet no one likes him (or was that someone else)
16:10:02 <Abortion> Looks like the boats are on their way in
16:10:14 <thestig> he is still here
16:10:17 <Abortion> Really I should have been out there, but alas...
16:10:30 <Abortion> Owell
16:10:47 <springroll> Abortion the but hurt loser
16:10:58 <springroll> whats wrong Abortion did i say something mean to you under brie LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
16:11:00 <Abortion> Guess he'll threaten to hurt me or something
16:11:13 <springroll> ohh no thats right you thought I was a chick and were pm'ing me
16:11:24 <springroll> ive never threatened u Abortion thats someone else
16:11:34 <Abortion> Mmm I confuse all you guys
16:11:41 <Abortion> W/e
16:16:59 <WetDiaper> i sleep and live in my own shit filled diaper
16:17:28 <thestig> wots wrong with u man
16:17:40 <WetDiaper> i joking
16:17:55 <WetDiaper> :]]
16:18:12 <thestig> tisk has a raper face
16:18:20 <TokenDaRing> He's not joking
16:18:24 <TokenDaRing> Joel really does that
16:18:33 <TokenDaRing> He's a sick twisted fuck
16:18:44 <thestig> lol
16:18:54 <springroll> someone should just fuck joel off for good
16:19:06 <WetDiaper> is that jerome
16:19:06 <TokenDaRing> steven_ likes having him around or something
16:19:12 <WetDiaper> jerome the homo
16:19:23 <TokenDaRing> I guess it's the comedic value
16:19:26 <TokenDaRing> As in, we can all laugh at Joel
16:19:32 <WetDiaper> ill stomp him into some pavement
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16:19:41 <thestig> plummer should of just sat on joel
16:19:50 <thestig> suffocate him
16:20:01 Kick: WetDiaper was kicked by TokenDaRing (Stomp this, tryhard)
16:20:06 <tissk> you there tisk?
16:20:09 Join: WetDiaper ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:20:16 <WetDiaper> not that faggot bitch
16:20:18 <tissk> kumniva
16:20:24 <WetDiaper> ill stomp him too
16:20:29 <springroll> you wont do anything
16:20:29 <WetDiaper> jump on his face
16:20:41 <springroll> the most you can do is threaten to slit girls throats
16:20:43 <springroll> and their mums
16:20:47 <springroll> you are a poor weak cunt
16:21:01 <circle> WetDiaper kill yourself
16:21:04 <circle> i can ride my bike with no handlebars
16:21:11 <WetDiaper> poofter bitch
16:21:29 <WetDiaper> faggot arsehole bitch
16:21:30 Kick: WetDiaper was kicked by TokenDaRing (No one respects you here)
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16:26:45 <tissk> you there tisk
16:27:53 <%+dimaa> sup people
16:28:16 <tissk> dimma faggot
16:28:33 <tissk> another tisk army member
16:28:47 <tissk> you're all tisk fans
16:29:10 <tissk> keeping the rapist faggot safe
16:29:17 <tissk> tisk
16:29:24 <tissk> tsk tsk
16:29:31 <springroll> dimaa dont like tisk rapist
16:29:43 <springroll> dimaa is cool
16:29:58 <President_Trump> is that fake tisk? or real gay tisk?
16:30:05 <%+dimaa> something tells me thats not the real tisk
16:30:27 <President_Trump> its pollock
16:30:35 <President_Trump> TisK=tisk
16:30:41 <%+dimaa> afaik, tisk and i have no beef. i dig his beats
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16:30:56 <tissk> fuck off trump
16:30:56 <WetDiaper> aaaaaaaahahahhahaahah
16:31:01 <WetDiaper> says the cornflake
16:31:11 <%+dimaa> such hate pollock
16:31:18 <springroll> fake tisk
16:31:30 <WetDiaper> david ian anderson pollock
16:31:43 <springroll> hahaha pollock getting 0wned
16:31:49 <springroll> i dont think its real pollock but
16:31:55 <tissk> fuck off kumniva
16:31:56 <springroll> just another gutless pussy cunt like him though
16:32:23 <President_Trump> real tisk is dating jen
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16:33:13 <%+dimaa> you guys are fucked with your nick swapping
16:34:03 <springroll> lol
16:34:07 <%+dimaa> like a thai whorew house, just passing around hookers for a screw
16:34:13 <springroll> lolll
16:34:16 <%+dimaa> :D
16:34:50 <TokenDaRing> Artists rendition of Joel/Kuniva: http://i.imgur.com/Gv7GGuc.jpg
16:35:00 <thestig> lol
16:35:18 <springroll> lol warhammer toy
16:37:17 <WetDiaper> tisk wears stockings
16:37:48 <springroll> kuniva do you ever have anything normal to say?
16:38:26 <WetDiaper> nup
16:38:33 <WetDiaper> you gay?
16:39:16 <springroll> no but im sure you are bisexual
16:39:22 Mode: (by TokenDaRing) +b *!~rick@*.bigpond.net.au
16:39:22 Kick: WetDiaper was kicked by TokenDaRing (No one on here respects you, you are a walking joke of a shitlord)
16:39:47 <TokenDaRing> That'll make him rage hard
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16:48:52 <thestig> tisk has a raper face
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17:01:39 <springroll> <poo> mens underpants
17:02:59 <TokenDaRing> Lol
17:03:03 <TokenDaRing> Kuniva still has me ignored
17:03:05 <TokenDaRing> What a loser
17:05:32 <springroll> he's still going
17:05:48 <springroll> unban him then ban him again lol
17:06:12 <TokenDaRing> Good idea
17:06:15 <TokenDaRing> He will be really mad
17:06:21 <springroll> <poo> china ya and tokendagay
17:06:28 <springroll> <poo> mens underpants
17:06:34 <springroll> just keep spamming that
17:06:36 <springroll> lol
17:06:49 Mode: (by TokenDaRing) -b *!~rick@*.bigpond.net.au
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17:09:12 <poo> mens undepants
17:09:14 <poo> mens undepants
17:09:15 <poo> mens undepants
17:10:08 Kick: poo was kicked by TokenDaRing (You're a moron)
17:12:25 Join: poo ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
17:12:53 <poo> smelly anus
17:15:34 Kick: poo was kicked by TokenDaRing (Are you retarded?)
17:15:57 <TokenDaRing> I like how it takes him a few minutes to realise he got kicked
17:16:05 Join: poo ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
17:16:13 <poo> smelly shit from my bum bum
17:16:33 Mode: (by TokenDaRing) +b *!~rick@*.bigpond.net.au
17:16:33 Kick: poo was kicked by TokenDaRing (Shit like you belongs in the loo)
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17:17:04 <HOBBS> DAVID HOBBS PERTH FAGGOT PEDO
17:17:04 Kick: HOBBS was kicked by bios (flood)
17:20:25 Mode: (by TokenDaRing) -b *!~rick@*.bigpond.net.au
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17:24:03 <poo> ugly cunt
17:24:09 <poo> sniffthepoo
17:24:23 <poo> sniff my undies token
17:24:24 <poo> hahaahaha
17:25:41 <nate> poo are u 2 buddies
17:25:50 <TokenDaRing> No
17:25:52 <TokenDaRing> poo is Pedo Face
17:25:54 <nate> only buddies sniff each others panties
17:26:42 <nate> what u boyz up 2 this weeekend
17:27:03 <nate> poo will be dreamin bout under age girls
17:27:07 <nate> token what u doin
17:27:20 <nate> beach?
17:27:22 <nate> :D~
17:27:24 <TokenDaRing> Going out with the fiancee
17:27:33 <nate> ohh dancing ;L
17:27:43 <nate> at da club!
17:27:54 <nate> get some pork
17:27:57 <nate> pork is yummie
17:28:06 <poo> he will be dancing with a condom hangin out his butt
17:28:07 <nate> pulled pork for poo
17:28:18 <poo> im having hamburger n chipz 2 nite
17:28:19 <nate> high possiblity poo
17:34:29 <poo> token fucked his uncle for christmas
17:34:34 <poo> ahahahahahahhahhaahhahahaha
17:35:19 <TokenDaRing> Good ol' original Pedo Face
17:35:23 <nate> like south park
17:36:58 <thestig> tisk has a raper face
17:38:50 <Thick_Dickens> need a new southpark game
17:39:45 <springroll> get the n64 one
17:39:46 <springroll> its so good
17:39:54 <springroll> oldskool shit
17:40:17 <Thick_Dickens> yeah that game was hours of fun aha
17:40:30 <Thick_Dickens> stupid xbox email for 360 games on xbox one
17:40:37 <Thick_Dickens> and there's only one game i can dl
17:40:43 <Thick_Dickens> n i fkn hate gears of war 1
17:41:15 <springroll> yeh what a shit game
17:41:22 <Thick_Dickens> 3 was good
17:41:30 <springroll> havnt played it
17:41:31 <Thick_Dickens> i was hoping read dead would be on the list by now
17:41:32 <springroll> only 1 and 2
17:41:38 <Thick_Dickens> only owned like 30 games
17:41:46 <springroll> yeh red deads a sick game
17:41:47 <springroll> i got it
17:41:47 <Thick_Dickens> dld assassins creed 2 fuck its shit
17:41:48 <springroll> ps3
17:41:49 <Thick_Dickens> nice
17:41:56 <springroll> i got ass creed 2
17:41:56 <Thick_Dickens> ye i liked it on ps3 more
17:41:59 <springroll> i havnt played it
17:42:00 <Thick_Dickens> hahaha
17:42:05 <springroll> still finishing 1
17:42:18 <springroll> only got controller not long ago hadnt touched ps3 since many years
17:42:33 <Thick_Dickens> yeah i had my ps3 in my room for a bit till i traded it
17:42:34 <springroll> got heaps of games to finish then ill sell it off
17:42:38 <Thick_Dickens> n eventually traded 360
17:42:40 <springroll> get ps4
17:42:43 <Thick_Dickens> got one
17:42:44 <Thick_Dickens> :P
17:42:44 <springroll> thats what im waiting for
17:42:49 <springroll> such good games
17:42:50 <Thick_Dickens> only got two games but
17:42:58 <springroll> you should play the new ass creed
17:43:01 <springroll> ass creed india
17:43:03 <springroll> check it out
17:43:08 <springroll> looks fucking insane
17:43:22 <Skirmish> 'in my room' lol Tell us more about how you live with your mother.
17:43:24 <Thick_Dickens> india
17:43:29 <Thick_Dickens> u mean the side scroller?
17:43:33 <springroll> india
17:43:36 <springroll> yeh Skirmish in my room
17:43:37 <Thick_Dickens> im waitin for india chronicles to come out
17:43:38 <thestig> new one?
17:43:42 <Thick_Dickens> and then russia
17:43:45 <springroll> i live with afew people
17:43:48 <springroll> we all have our own rooms
17:43:53 <Thick_Dickens> since there wont be a proper AC game this year
17:43:56 <springroll> you know thats what you tend to do when you rent retard
17:43:59 <Thick_Dickens> movie in like december
17:44:07 <springroll> dunno about u but i dont sleep with other ppl in their rooms
17:44:09 <Thick_Dickens> i love ac syndicate and jack the ripper dlc was sick
17:44:10 <springroll> faggot
17:44:17 <springroll> i cant wait to get ac syndicate
17:44:23 <springroll> thats what im waiting for
17:44:26 <springroll> that and the one before
17:44:27 <Thick_Dickens> india isnt a full game but
17:44:29 <springroll> french revolution
17:44:34 <springroll> its a full game
17:44:35 <Thick_Dickens> its same as ac chronicles China
17:44:40 <Thick_Dickens> yer a full side scroller
17:44:42 <springroll> sorta
17:44:43 <poo> u faggot btich
17:44:44 <poo> cunt
17:44:45 <Thick_Dickens> yea
17:44:46 <springroll> nah not just side scroller
17:44:47 <poo> ill fucken shit on u
17:44:48 <springroll> check it out man
17:44:48 <Thick_Dickens> cant wait
17:44:55 <springroll> its really good
17:44:56 <Thick_Dickens> there's the maharaja missions
17:44:58 <Thick_Dickens> to dl
17:45:04 * poo hangs a huge shit on springroll
17:45:12 <springroll> have u played china?
17:45:14 <Thick_Dickens> i should put ac syndicate in n see if new dlc is out
17:45:16 <Thick_Dickens> yea loved china
17:45:18 <poo> have some lunch ya shit eating fag
17:45:19 <springroll> that looks sick too
17:45:56 <springroll> why dont they get much attention
17:46:00 <nate> 2 many springrolls for poo ;l
17:46:02 <Thick_Dickens> only prob i have with china is i load it up n it doesnt have shit ive done saved
17:46:03 Join: Sharni ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
17:46:04 <springroll> they look better than the actual ones
17:46:04 <Thick_Dickens> then it does
17:46:07 <Thick_Dickens> pisses me off
17:46:10 <springroll> ahhh
17:46:11 <springroll> shit
17:46:20 <springroll> i wonder wherre they will go next
17:46:26 <springroll> they should have done a mayan one
17:46:29 <springroll> that woulda been cool
17:46:32 <nate> look who it is no.1 mum Sharni!
17:46:40 <Thick_Dickens> Egypt
17:46:44 <springroll> egypt?
17:46:46 <springroll> fuck nice
17:46:48 <poo> sharni
17:46:50 <poo> fat tits
17:46:50 <Thick_Dickens> source leaked to 4chan that it's in ancient egypt
17:46:52 <poo> hey u
17:46:54 <nate> how are the games going Sharni u killing steven
17:46:55 <Thick_Dickens> but wont come out till 2017
17:47:00 <springroll> interesting
17:47:07 <springroll> because they have gone in order of time
17:47:08 <nate> zap zap zap
17:47:11 <Sharni> I haven't been playing
17:47:12 <Thick_Dickens> yer
17:47:14 <springroll> wonder what sorta ancient egypt
17:47:15 <Thick_Dickens> bit weird
17:47:16 <nate> shame;l
17:47:18 <springroll> still cool
17:47:26 <springroll> wonder if they will do newer ones
17:47:29 <springroll> like 20's
17:47:31 <springroll> or 50;s
17:47:31 <Thick_Dickens> though they dont have to stick to a timeline now
17:47:33 <springroll> would be really cool
17:47:38 <Thick_Dickens> since no. 3
17:47:58 <Thick_Dickens> holding back till 2017 is apparently because of UNITY
17:48:01 <springroll> you got the one french revolution?
17:48:01 <Thick_Dickens> n how buggy it was
17:48:04 <poo> mens soiled undies
17:48:14 <Thick_Dickens> and how sales for syndicate were probably affected because of Unity
17:48:18 <springroll> true
17:48:23 <Thick_Dickens> i love Unity man sick ac game
17:48:30 <springroll> unity
17:48:31 <springroll> thats it
17:48:42 <Thick_Dickens> i just checkin syndicate now on ps4 see if theres new content
17:48:44 <springroll> when i saw the graphics for that i went mental
17:49:06 <Thick_Dickens> nup none
17:49:11 <Thick_Dickens> ahaha
17:49:36 <springroll> what a game but
17:49:43 <springroll> u got mortal kombat x?
17:50:10 <poo> ur father does
17:50:40 <Thick_Dickens> nah
17:50:54 <Thick_Dickens> last game i bought was battlefront
17:51:02 <Thick_Dickens> want to get far cry primal next
17:51:24 <springroll> yeh ill get that for pc
17:52:17 <Thick_Dickens> nice
17:52:24 <springroll> still gotta finish 2
17:52:25 <springroll> LOL
17:52:43 <poo> wheres jerome
17:52:50 <poo> im gonna stomp that cunt
17:52:56 <springroll> im right here u faggot
17:53:12 <poo> wanna get stomped shiteater
17:53:31 <springroll> yes please
17:53:51 <TokenDaRing> poo is all talk, no action
17:54:01 <TokenDaRing> Except when it comes to gay porn
17:54:24 <thestig> is that assasins creed syndicate
17:55:21 <springroll> yeh
17:55:29 <thestig> looks good
17:56:15 <steven_> ohhhh
17:56:21 <steven_> time to ban kiwi irc
17:56:33 <thestig> wot happened
17:56:35 <springroll> its pollock or loopydog steven_
17:56:39 <springroll> they just cant give it a fucking rest
17:56:42 <springroll> ban them
17:56:45 <steven_> its pollock
17:56:46 <springroll> teach them a lesson
17:56:57 <steven_> he is jelly because loopydog rooted jen
17:57:13 <springroll> lol
17:57:17 <springroll> he needs to get over jen
17:57:29 <thestig> who hasnt rooted jen lol
17:57:34 <steven_> he is a little ranga
17:57:40 <steven_> if he cant handle david fucking her
17:57:41 <Sharni> lol
17:57:42 <Sharni> lol
17:57:52 <President_Trump> yep jen did loopy, stig, warren, strum and 2 tinder blokes just in the short time she was in WA
17:57:53 <springroll> jens fucked so many more guys off here than we know
17:57:54 <steven_> there is like 5 of em
17:58:01 <thestig> MAYBE HE IS IN LOVE
17:58:02 <springroll> more
17:58:04 <Thick_Dickens> far cry 2 is my fav
17:58:06 <springroll> heaps more
17:58:08 <thestig> jen slept with nerdhacks
17:58:10 <springroll> she fucked rigglet too
17:58:16 <thestig> loll
17:58:23 <President_Trump> jen was chasing mendelson said he seemed 'interesting'
17:58:25 <springroll> b1 also been talking to her
17:58:25 <steven_> that is wrath?
17:58:31 <President_Trump> coz he was blabbing on about the Internet of Things
17:58:34 <springroll> thats what lish says too
17:58:39 <steven_> ahhahaah
17:58:42 <springroll> "mentalson is interesting"
17:58:44 <steven_> fucking desperate cunts
17:58:48 <springroll> pretty sure lish doesnt have a husband
17:58:51 <Sharni> !random
17:58:51 <Herb_Dean> [58618] T: 20:49:07 <sharni> She is jealous
17:58:54 <Sharni> Haha
17:59:12 <President_Trump> lish isnt married
17:59:17 <springroll> she's from my old area
17:59:23 <springroll> im working on getting a pic for u all
17:59:33 <Sharni> Pic of who
17:59:34 <steven_> fried
17:59:36 <springroll> of lish
17:59:43 <President_Trump> lish just casually dropped in 'oh me and my husband are going to xxxxxx'
17:59:45 <Sharni> Idk who that is
17:59:45 <springroll> i know ppl who went to her school
17:59:55 <springroll> brisbane water secondary
17:59:58 <springroll> thats lish's school
18:00:07 <springroll> her names alysha she is tree stump
18:00:20 <Sharni> Lol
18:00:40 <thestig> loll tree stump
18:00:42 <President_Trump> we've all seen her pic already
18:00:51 <thestig> whos pic
18:01:36 <springroll> its not lish
18:01:38 <springroll> its fake
18:01:59 <springroll> girls who went to lish's school look like mrs poh
18:02:03 <springroll> watch struggle st
18:02:07 <springroll> thats where lish is from
18:02:10 <thestig> lol
18:02:28 <President_Trump> its not fake, it was one of the greatest exposures in irc history
18:02:28 <nate> eww
18:02:46 <steven_> hahahaahahahahaa
18:03:05 <nate> did steven root lish in the back of his vl?
18:03:25 <President_Trump> steven_ rooted lish in the back of the sand man
18:03:26 <springroll> its fake
18:03:29 <springroll> thats not lish
18:03:40 <springroll> you didnt even know that spunkyguy was spanishpedo
18:03:51 <springroll> im telling u now lish is fake
18:04:05 <nate> spanishguy12 lollol disturbed
18:04:06 <President_Trump> how fake?
18:04:07 <steven_> lololol
18:04:25 <steven_> show me
18:04:28 <steven_> and let me decide
18:05:37 <steven_> is this her? http://prntscr.com/9ng0rp
18:05:49 <steven_> looks like an IRC girl
18:05:52 <nate> http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/446179_acf59a92-c314-4a14-bebd-829bf8721351_prod_384x216.JPG
18:06:16 <President_Trump> ask marttin, he was there for the epic exposure
18:06:40 <BlackDevil> those are not jen
18:07:12 <President_Trump> !seen anotherirc3r
18:07:12 <Herb_Dean> I last saw anotherirc3r ([email protected]) 3days 17hrs 16mins 39secs ago, quitting from IRC, saying: Quit:
18:08:15 <springroll> LOL LISH
18:08:23 <nate> oskars high light going off!
18:08:26 <springroll> i dont need to ask martin anything
18:08:29 <springroll> that guy is a mental patient
18:08:30 <springroll> and virgin
18:08:33 <springroll> he even admits it
18:08:33 <steven_> hahahaha
18:08:38 <steven_> also a raging homo
18:08:41 <springroll> yep
18:08:43 <springroll> major homo
18:08:47 <TokenDaRing> I don't know Martin
18:08:51 <TokenDaRing> I know Lish is a huge moron, though
18:08:54 <steven_> he sent me picture of someones front lawn
18:08:56 <President_Trump> martins car park story proves he isnt hom
18:08:57 <President_Trump> o
18:08:58 <steven_> thinking it was mine
18:09:01 <springroll> he's a mental patient
18:09:02 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooooooool
18:09:06 <springroll> he is full of shit
18:09:09 <springroll> he's a spastic loser
18:09:11 <springroll> nutcase
18:09:15 <springroll> like all those #pd ppl
18:09:15 <steven_> so i sent him a real picture of my front lawn
18:09:19 <steven_> with my address on it
18:09:23 <TokenDaRing> HAHAHA steven_
18:09:47 <steven_> then he said he was ringing the police and all this other bullshit
18:09:49 <steven_> i just laughed
18:09:56 <President_Trump> not real unless it has a #nerdhacks sign
18:09:56 Part: TisK ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
18:09:56 <Herb_Dean> TisK spent 1hr 10mins 1sec in the channel
18:10:10 <TokenDaRing> Uh oh
18:10:15 <steven_> im pretty sure
18:10:16 <TokenDaRing> Something upset Tisk
18:10:17 Join: TisK ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
18:10:26 <steven_> it is my address
18:10:33 <TokenDaRing> Tisk, how's it going?
18:10:34 <President_Trump> lish and jen had a big fight
18:10:39 <thestig> it is your address lol
18:10:47 <steven_> "{
18:10:47 <thestig> i was there
18:10:48 <steven_> :P
18:11:03 <springroll> President_Trump will just say anything he can
18:11:06 <springroll> to disturb
18:11:13 <springroll> until he shows himself he's another pedo loser
18:11:21 <thestig> trumps to love sick over amelia
18:11:29 <steven_> nuh
18:11:32 <steven_> babygurl
18:11:33 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
18:11:40 <thestig> oh her too
18:11:56 <thestig> brett should ask her out
18:11:56 <steven_> babygurl plays hard to get and is a guy
18:12:10 <President_Trump> lucky u dont know bout the time jen and i went to the football
18:13:17 <poo> i like the smell of the dudes soiled undies.
18:14:48 <thestig> i think babygirl is nate lol
18:15:17 <TokenDaRing> I agree, thestig
18:15:18 <President_Trump> no way, babygirl is much smarter than nate
18:15:24 <thestig> loll
18:15:36 <President_Trump> less bodyfat too
18:15:46 <thestig> oh burnnnn
18:15:58 <President_Trump> and baby is a larger lady
18:16:19 <poo> trump fucked his dad
18:16:28 <BlackDevil> joel likes tony abbott
18:16:33 <Thick_Dickens> good for rolling down hill
18:16:53 <steven_> smarter?
18:17:11 <steven_> yeah i agree
18:17:16 <steven_> babygurl is a better speller
18:18:40 <nate> what can she spell lets goto makeout mountain?
18:18:49 <steven_> cheong
18:19:33 <nate> u havnt even got babygirls pic yet trump;p
18:19:40 <nate> hurry up
18:20:00 <President_Trump> i know shes carrot top, big arse
18:20:03 <President_Trump> thats all i need to know
18:20:49 <springroll> tony abbott was good
18:20:53 <springroll> she's not carrot
18:20:56 <springroll> she's wog
18:21:02 <springroll> she looks like toula
18:21:05 <springroll> ive told u this before
18:21:15 <springroll> she's from mandurah
18:21:18 <springroll> and she doesnt work
18:21:21 <springroll> or have utes
18:21:31 <springroll> she has learning problems and is basically half a retard
18:25:11 <Skirmish> So she is the perfect girl for Joel to date and pretend he's not a raving homo?
18:25:18 <thestig> loll
18:26:42 <Thick_Dickens> if she can spell letters using her vagina
18:26:43 <Thick_Dickens> cool
18:33:50 <steven_> haaha
18:34:07 <steven_> my fitbit puts my day at work as "sport"
18:34:10 <steven_> lol
18:34:25 <thestig> u gona get a fitbit watch?
18:34:37 <springroll> perfect for joel
18:34:48 <steven_> maybe
18:34:55 <springroll> he had {Lee}
18:34:59 <springroll> he will have babygirl
18:35:05 <steven_> i can get them cheap
18:35:48 Quit: circle ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
18:35:51 <steven_> i walked over 10ks
18:36:23 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
18:38:52 <President_Trump> !slot 301
18:38:53 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
18:38:56 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, . BloodTrail
18:39:01 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: OMG, , you might win this! FeelsGoodMan
18:39:10 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensass ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
18:40:59 <thestig> wow 10km awesome
18:41:52 <poo> !slot 421
18:41:52 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
18:41:56 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, . BloodTrail
18:42:01 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: OMG, , you might win this! FeelsGoodMan
18:42:06 Join: circle ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
18:42:10 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensass ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
18:42:12 <steven_> not 2 bad
18:42:20 <poo> hey shithead
18:43:28 <Sharni> !slot 500
18:43:47 <Sharni> !slot 500
18:43:47 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
18:43:51 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
18:43:56 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
18:44:02 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensmouth ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 500 points, !!!
18:44:07 <Sharni> Yum
18:45:14 <thestig> yukkk sharni
18:45:36 <Skirmish> I want to see a picture of Sharni. Is she a bit of hot muff or wot?
18:45:49 <thestig> sharni is a hottie
18:46:06 <Skirmish> I hope you wouldn't lie to me thestig
18:46:18 <thestig> i have no reason
18:46:19 <thestig> to
18:46:20 <thestig> lie
18:46:23 <Skirmish> If she sends me a pic and she is a pig I won't be impressed.
18:46:41 * Skirmish snaps his fingers.
18:46:47 <thestig> all women have different beauty
18:46:54 <Skirmish> Come on sharni. pm window, hit me with a link to your pic.
18:47:11 <Skirmish> Don't link it in main channel otherwise tisk will fall in love with you and you will never hear the end of it.
18:47:16 <thestig> someone sent it around but i didnt see it
18:47:22 <thestig> she has a nice arm though
18:47:40 <steven_> im sure springroll has it
18:47:55 <Skirmish> Break open the spank banks and someone link it.
18:47:58 <springroll> i have it but u wont be getting it Skirmish
18:48:05 <springroll> u crusty old faggot pedo
18:48:10 <springroll> obese loser
18:48:15 <springroll> wannabe cop
18:48:17 <Skirmish> Ah I see. You are threatened by me.
18:48:24 <springroll> threatened hahahahahaha ok
18:48:25 <springroll> :)
18:48:44 <Skirmish> That's ok. I will get it via other channels.
18:50:08 Quit: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) Quit: KVIrc 4.2.0 Equilibrium http://www.kvirc.net/
18:50:34 <poo> skirmish fucked his dad
18:50:36 <poo> hes a faggot
18:51:23 <Skirmish> You're just angry that I gave Lee a better time than you ever could dream of having gave her.
18:52:39 <poo> skirmish fucked his dad
18:52:39 <poo> hes a faggot
18:52:40 <steven_> sharni isnt from any other channels
18:52:47 <poo> skirmish fucked his dad
18:52:48 <poo> hes a faggot
18:52:51 <steven_> only people in here have seen it
18:52:52 <steven_> ;P
18:53:06 <poo> skirmish fucked his dad
18:53:07 <poo> hes a faggot
18:53:47 <Skirmish> I meant channels as in I wouldn't expect it from springroll.
18:53:54 <Skirmish> Not other irc channels.
18:55:32 <steven_> uh
18:55:42 <steven_> maybe try get it from the source
18:56:32 <steven_> might need to chat her up first doe
18:57:48 <thestig> lol
18:58:34 <Skirmish> I would need to see a satisfactory picture before I chat her up.
18:58:39 <Skirmish> She has to earn it.
18:59:42 <steven_> you must be a looker :}
19:00:27 <thestig> you have to send your pic to steven then he will decide if you are worthy to chat sharni up
19:01:27 <damian> niggers
19:01:34 <damian> steven, is your windows still deactivated?
19:04:06 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9ngcm7
19:04:26 <damian> haha
19:04:28 <steven_> :P
19:04:33 <damian> open command prompt as administrator
19:04:43 <steven_> yah
19:05:00 <damian> what version of windows 10?
19:05:06 <damian> pro, enterprise?
19:05:23 <steven_> ye
19:05:32 <damian> taht was two options you nupty
19:05:33 <damian> anyway
19:05:43 <damian> type: slmgr /ipk W269N-WFGWX-YVC9B-4J6C9-T83GX
19:05:47 <steven_> oh
19:05:49 <damian> and see if you can activate with that
19:05:50 <steven_> just pro
19:06:28 <steven_> well
19:06:33 <steven_> says sucessful
19:06:41 <damian> activated, or entering the license?
19:06:53 <damian> you will have to run the activation from my computer properties
19:07:52 <steven_> yeh no go
19:07:56 <Sharni> thestig Steven said I'm not worth talking to so yeah
19:07:58 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9ngdfc
19:08:04 <steven_> ?
19:08:11 <damian> ahh well, owrth a try
19:08:21 <steven_> i didnt say that
19:08:22 <steven_> slart
19:08:33 <thestig> awww sharni
19:08:37 <damian> you aren't worth talking to Sharni
19:08:45 <damian> every time i try and talk to you, you just go 'stop sending me those photos!'
19:09:31 <Sharni> Steven go with the fucking flow
19:09:39 <steven_> hahaah
19:09:47 <Sharni> Damian you send me your nipples why wouldn't I tell you to stop
19:09:51 <steven_> hahahahaah
19:10:46 <thestig> it is only a nipple
19:10:51 <President_Trump> !seen jenspussy
19:10:51 <Herb_Dean> LoL @ President_Trump
19:10:58 <damian> because they're sexy nipples
19:11:27 <damian> my mum always tells me so
19:11:59 <thestig> 3 nipples
19:12:05 <Sharni> He sent me a pick of his hairy pussy
19:12:21 <thestig> does he have a cat?
19:12:26 <Sharni> Yes
19:12:27 <Sharni> Haha
19:13:19 <President_Trump> Sharni when are you going on a date with springroll?
19:13:41 <Sharni> I'm not
19:13:50 <President_Trump> yes you are
19:13:54 <Sharni> Am I now
19:13:58 <Sharni> Go away ranga
19:14:01 <Sharni> !ranga
19:14:02 <Herb_Dean> [9663] Q. What do you call it when a redhead goes off the deepend?
19:14:05 <Herb_Dean> [9663] A. a ginger snap.
19:14:29 <thestig> sharni has standards
19:14:59 <Sharni> It's not just that
19:15:05 <poo> bumsex paradise
19:15:21 <thestig> what else is i sharns
19:15:23 <Sharni> Brb
19:15:54 <poo> springroll fucked his own dad
19:16:43 <thestig> dont say that
19:16:47 <thestig> u pedo
19:17:03 <poo> bitch
19:17:36 <President_Trump> <+thestig> sharni has standards
19:17:38 <President_Trump> bullshit
19:18:30 <thestig> trump slept with jen
19:19:27 <President_Trump> u jelly mate?
19:20:52 <Sharni> Lmao
19:21:00 <Sharni> Ranggggggaaaaaa
19:25:36 <thestig> lolll carrotttttttt
19:26:22 <TisK> hi
19:28:11 <Sharni> !random
19:28:11 <Herb_Dean> [68910] T: 17:56:17 <sharni> I'm not able to go gym lol but every time I pick up a toy of the ground I do squats.. ahah
19:28:22 <Sharni> Ha ha ha blahhhhh
19:28:33 <TisK> !random
19:28:33 <Herb_Dean> [30699] T: 18:39:27 <tisk> i have
19:28:39 <TisK> lols
19:28:41 <TisK> !random
19:28:41 <Herb_Dean> [86326] T: 16:21:29 <Tisk> you are nothing
19:28:51 <TisK> !random
19:28:51 <Herb_Dean> [41058] T: 19:13:53 <tisk> u said we fucked
19:28:59 <TisK> lols
19:36:39 Mode: (by DoC) +b *!*@192.184.FB990A.1C75E5
19:36:55 Kick: SodasBoyfriend was kicked by DoC (pollock gtfo faggot)
19:42:33 Join: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
19:42:34 Mode: (by bios) +o TokenDaRing
19:45:32 <TokenDaRing> TisK: Sup man?
19:50:12 <steven_> sup tisky
19:51:05 <TisK> hi
19:51:15 <TisK> regreting drinking and that
19:51:38 <TisK> last night
19:52:24 <steven_> haha
19:52:34 <steven_> you get a hangover?
19:53:10 <steven_> !fact
19:53:10 <Herb_Dean> [71489] There are 118 ridges on the edge of a United States dime.
19:53:13 <steven_> !fact
19:53:13 <Herb_Dean> [11261] Among North Atlantic lobsters, about 1 in 5,000 is born bright blue.
19:53:20 <steven_> !fact
19:53:20 <Herb_Dean> [18232] The muzzle of a lion is like a fingerprint - no two lions have the same pattern of whiskers.
19:54:19 <TisK> need eat
19:54:29 <steven_> what you going to eat bro?
19:54:53 <steven_> whats the best dish you can make
19:55:41 <steven_> you can just watch youtube and learn how to cook a good dish
19:55:44 <steven_> easy and cheap
19:55:53 <TisK> i can cook quiche
19:55:57 <TisK> if i had stuf
19:56:01 <steven_> yeah
19:56:07 <steven_> do you go shopping much for food ?
19:56:22 <TisK> i got heaps yesterday
19:56:28 <steven_> nice nice
19:56:33 <steven_> make sure u eat
19:56:34 <springroll> Skirmish
19:56:36 <springroll> <+Skirmish> You're just angry that I gave Lee a better time than you ever could dream of having gave her.
19:56:39 <springroll> hahahahahahahahahaha
19:56:45 <springroll> you would go for {Lee}
19:56:50 <springroll> you are a despo like kunny is
19:56:56 <springroll> you would fuck a literal downy
19:57:02 <springroll> hahahahaha {Lee}
19:57:04 <steven_> lool
19:57:15 <springroll> thats why you tried it on katatonic_kate and also mzyoyo
19:57:16 <steven_> show me springroll
19:57:18 <springroll> both downys
19:57:19 <steven_> i dont know these noobs
19:57:24 <springroll> they oldskool losers steven_
19:57:25 <steven_> i seen kate
19:57:29 <springroll> been trolled off net
19:57:39 <springroll> i dont have their pics
19:57:39 <steven_> u got lee's pic
19:57:44 <steven_> i think i seen them before
19:57:46 <springroll> mayo does
19:57:46 <steven_> i dont save pics
19:57:49 <steven_> only yours
19:57:50 <springroll> lee is retarded
19:57:50 <steven_> haahha
19:57:55 <springroll> like actually retard
19:58:00 <steven_> lololol
19:58:04 <springroll> she's almost mongloid
19:58:05 <steven_> i bet breaker tried
19:58:11 <springroll> nah
19:58:19 <springroll> ppl like {lee} are sub human
19:58:20 <TisK> i was retarded all last night
19:58:25 <springroll> its chicks like kunny goes for
19:58:26 <steven_> haha
19:58:28 <springroll> plummer etc
19:58:31 <steven_> what did u do tisk
19:58:32 <springroll> these oldskool irc losers man
19:58:36 <springroll> they worse than anyone on here today
19:58:41 <springroll> Skirmish is old irc loser
19:58:43 <steven_> hahaahahahahaha
19:58:44 <springroll> they johninja types
19:58:49 <springroll> kunny types
19:58:54 <springroll> kunny bashed her in his own home
19:58:59 <springroll> and she called the police on him
19:59:00 <steven_> hahaha
19:59:02 <springroll> so he bashed her again
19:59:05 <springroll> and then his parents
19:59:11 <steven_> did he go to jail?
19:59:11 <springroll> got 3 assault charges
19:59:12 <springroll> nah
19:59:14 <springroll> he almost did
19:59:16 <steven_> wtf
19:59:17 <springroll> suspended sentence
19:59:17 Kick: springroll was kicked by bios (flood)
19:59:19 Join: springroll ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
19:59:20 <steven_> haahhahahhaahahaha
19:59:23 <springroll> suspended sentence
19:59:27 <steven_> i never had a suspended sentence
19:59:31 <springroll> i have
19:59:34 <steven_> fgt
19:59:35 <springroll> they not good
19:59:37 <springroll> u gotta be real good
19:59:39 <steven_> its like a get out jail free card
19:59:40 <springroll> or u go
19:59:44 <springroll> indeed it is
19:59:46 <steven_> like drug court
19:59:49 <springroll> its bad
19:59:52 <steven_> drug court u can only use once
19:59:57 <springroll> ill be back soon i gotta wank afew things
19:59:57 <steven_> i think suspended sentence is
20:00:00 <springroll> jens pussy
20:00:01 <steven_> and spent conviction
20:00:03 <springroll> !slot 354
20:00:03 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
20:00:06 <steven_> another get out of jail free
20:00:07 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
20:00:12 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensass ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
20:00:18 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensass ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
20:00:20 <steven_> shit stains
20:00:22 <steven_> lets go
20:00:25 <steven_> !slot 500
20:00:26 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
20:00:28 <Skirmish> The butthurt is strong in springroll.
20:00:30 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
20:00:35 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ jensshitstains ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
20:00:38 <steven_> yay
20:00:41 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ jensshitstains ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
20:01:21 <TisK> !
20:01:40 <steven_> :}
20:01:54 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: “There’s a reason it’s called ‘girls gone wild’ and not ‘women gone wild’. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.” – Louis CK
20:05:57 Join: tiskk ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:06:43 <steven_> .
20:06:53 <steven_> hi JenGowchi
20:07:08 Quit: tiskk ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
20:07:13 <steven_> lol
20:08:38 <TisK> lol
20:10:06 <steven_> i think if we had a royal rumble tisk would win
20:10:11 Join: sarah ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:10:22 <steven_> wb DanCode
20:10:29 Quit: sarah ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
20:10:40 <steven_> lol
20:10:43 <TisK> lol
20:11:00 <steven_> used the nicknames: DanCode JenGowchi JenifferGowchi JitterBugBoogie tissk tiskk
20:11:24 Join: fayefaye ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:11:41 <fayefaye> hello
20:11:48 <fayefaye> is chris here?
20:12:00 <TisK> lols
20:12:11 <fayefaye> hi chris
20:12:14 <TisK> hi fayefaye
20:12:35 <fayefaye> ive heard your music chris
20:12:41 <fayefaye> it sucks
20:12:45 <TisK> nice
20:12:45 <fayefaye> hahahahahahahaa
20:12:50 <fayefaye> suckerrrrrrrrrr
20:12:55 <fayefaye> pof for you
20:13:01 <fayefaye> pof 4 u
20:13:06 <fayefaye> eheheheheheheheheheheehhehee
20:13:15 Nick: fayefaye is now known as tissk
20:13:18 <tissk> jaha
20:13:23 <tissk> hahahahahahahahahahahha
20:13:28 <TisK> wow
20:13:31 <tissk> juarrrrhahahahahahaha
20:13:36 <tissk> got yaaaaaa!
20:13:37 <TisK> boring
20:13:40 <tissk> we git ya!
20:13:44 <tissk> hahahahahahahaa
20:13:49 <tissk> loserrrrrrrr
20:13:53 <tissk> losererrrrreeree
20:13:57 <tissk> loserino
20:14:01 <tissk> heheheheheheehhehe
20:14:11 <tissk> !spin tisk is a faggot
20:14:20 <tissk> !spin 69
20:14:31 Quit: tissk ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
20:14:37 <TisK> woop
20:14:46 <TisK> that was boring
20:16:41 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjnadPBMJGs&list=PLFgquLnL59anCntsRnELFZkHxPwZU_JM_&index=18
20:16:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jonas Blue - Fast Car ft. Dakota (Dec 9, 2015) Length: - Category: Music - 351,216 views - 2,503 likes (97.2%), 71 dislikes (2.8%)
20:16:57 Quit: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) Quit: KVIrc 4.2.0 Equilibrium http://www.kvirc.net/
20:19:10 Join: tissk ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:19:24 <TisK> `op
20:19:30 Part: TisK ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
20:19:30 <Herb_Dean> TisK spent 2hrs 9mins 13secs in the channel
20:19:32 <tissk> where are ya tisk
20:19:37 Join: TisK ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:19:40 <TisK> dam
20:19:44 <tissk> where are ya tisk
20:19:58 <tissk> piss fisher
20:20:14 <tissk> i fried
20:20:36 <tissk> where are ya tisk
20:21:33 <tissk> noble park fgt
20:25:36 Quit: tissk ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
20:26:22 <Sharni> !random
20:26:22 <Herb_Dean> [2926] T: 22:16:14 <Sharni> Yuck
20:26:27 <Sharni> !random
20:26:27 <Herb_Dean> [83323] T: 19:08:48 <sharni> Ohh
20:26:32 <springroll> !random
20:26:32 <Herb_Dean> [69536] T: 16:59:01 <springroll> they not good
20:26:34 <Sharni> !random
20:26:34 <Herb_Dean> [50491] T: 21:22:46 <sharni> Yea chilled ones
20:26:37 <springroll> !random
20:26:37 <Herb_Dean> [32641] T: 16:56:02 <springroll> <+Skirmish> You're just angry that I gave Lee a better time than you ever could dream of having gave her.
20:26:47 <Sharni> !random steven_
20:26:48 <Herb_Dean> [11178] T: 13:16:02 <steven_> who is faux_is_awesome
20:39:29 <steven_> !fact
20:39:29 <Herb_Dean> [10901] "O" is the oldest letter of the alphabet, dating back to 3000 B.C.
20:39:35 <steven_> !junky
20:39:35 <Herb_Dean> [10901] Q: What do you have in a room full of tweakers?
20:39:38 <Herb_Dean> [10901] A: A complete set of teeth!
20:40:55 <steven_> id TisK, then use `op
20:43:30 <TisK> k
20:47:00 <damian> then kill yourself
20:47:16 <steven_> damo
20:47:20 <damian> hi
20:47:24 <steven_> help me!
20:47:28 <damian> ask Sharni
20:47:34 <steven_> first let me show you my burger
20:47:36 <steven_> lol
20:47:52 <steven_> david took over this channel
20:47:52 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:47:56 <steven_> thats why its so small
20:47:57 <steven_> ahah
20:49:11 <Sharni> Ask Sharni what
20:49:14 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9nh0ug
20:49:40 <nate> Sharni nipple slip!
20:49:52 <damian> ewww
20:49:56 <damian> nipples are gross
20:50:01 <damian> im ordering a burger now
20:50:03 <damian> mine'll be better
20:50:07 <damian> yours looks like cookie monster
20:50:31 <Sharni> Lol no
20:50:44 <steven_> hahaahahahahaaha
20:50:49 Join: fataznbaby ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:50:56 <steven_> done it myself
20:51:05 <damian> think you're so good, don't you
20:51:14 <steven_> :P
20:53:04 <steven_> need a ciggy now
20:53:23 <springroll> damian you order burger?
20:53:27 <springroll> steven_ give up ciggies
20:54:03 <damian> ORDERED
21:02:19 <steven_> !fact
21:02:19 <Herb_Dean> [32985] Bamboo can grow over three feet per day.
21:02:41 <steven_> photos
21:03:50 <Sharni> !random
21:03:50 <Herb_Dean> [77394] T: 20:36:18 <sharni> President_Trump go fuck yourself.. Your annoying as fuck
21:03:55 <Sharni> Ha ha ha
21:04:38 <thestig> lol
21:05:15 <circle> i can ride my bike with no handlebars
21:06:04 <thestig> 1 v 1 tf2
21:06:11 <Sharni> I can ride my bike with no brakes
21:06:29 <thestig> i can ride my bike with no seat
21:06:31 <thestig> oh wait
21:07:26 <Sharni> I can ride mine with no wheels
21:08:03 <thestig> haha
21:08:10 <thestig> i can ride mine with no bike!
21:08:12 <thestig> so nerrr
21:08:19 Quit: fataznbaby ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
21:08:39 <Sharni> You know how to ride dick.. That is all
21:08:51 <thestig> :O
21:09:06 <steven_> haha
21:09:35 <thestig> sharni is cool i will let her off with that one
21:09:42 * thestig rides sharnis dick
21:10:27 <Sharni> !random
21:10:27 <Herb_Dean> [80055] T: 19:17:10 <sharni> Niven
21:10:35 <Sharni> !random
21:10:35 <Herb_Dean> [52681] T: 21:08:19 <Sharni> Drink drank drunk
21:25:51 <steven_> !random
21:25:51 <Herb_Dean> [55124] T: 20:10:51 <steven_> i use her deorderant aswell
21:25:54 <steven_> haah
21:26:00 <thestig> loll
21:27:30 * Abortion rolls in
21:27:50 <Abortion> What's up
21:27:54 <Abortion> hacks
21:30:14 <steven_> same old!
21:30:35 <Abortion> tsha
21:31:11 <Abortion> I need to find something to do in Melb tomorrow, or I am just going to drive home
21:31:24 <springroll> go see jen
21:31:46 <thestig> lol
21:31:53 <Abortion> I don't have her contact details
21:32:02 <Abortion> so no
21:32:04 <springroll> pm her on facebook
21:32:06 <springroll> she will reply
21:32:15 <Abortion> I don't have her on FB
21:32:28 <springroll> doesnt matter
21:32:30 <springroll> just pm her
21:32:33 <springroll> she will reply
21:32:56 <Abortion> I also don't know her full name
21:33:19 <Abortion> cos I haven't been bothered
21:33:41 <Abortion> I'm actually trying to get word out of my cousin
21:33:44 <Abortion> but he has been sick
21:34:13 <steven_> !top20
21:34:23 <Herb_Dean> Top 10 chatters by total spoken words: steven_ (22178) slinky_J (18603) sharni (17618) cherri_pie (16001) Winfield (13631) amelia (13492) TokenDaRing (13463) brie (10373) nate (10360) Abortion (9552)
21:34:43 <Abortion> Oh I just caught up to BlackDevil so I'm back on lol
21:34:49 <springroll> lol
21:34:54 <steven_> haha
21:35:02 <steven_> pliv is always on there with 2 names
21:35:07 <steven_> !random wanker
21:35:07 <Herb_Dean> [44856] T: 20:04:03 <wanker> especially Cath^
21:37:04 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@192.184.FB990A.1C75E5
21:37:04 <Abortion> !random
21:37:04 <Herb_Dean> [53935] T: 11:04:12 <Abortion> !hang y
21:37:11 <Abortion> !random
21:37:11 <Herb_Dean> [35534] T: 17:03:31 <Abortion> to the best of my knowledge, that hasn't been rolled out in Aus anyway
21:37:16 <Abortion> !random
21:37:16 <Herb_Dean> [24732] T: 20:31:31 <Abortion> like a record baby right round round round
21:37:44 <Sharni> !random
21:37:44 <Herb_Dean> [67498] T: 20:12:57 <sharni> Lmao
21:38:30 <Sharni> !slot 499
21:38:30 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
21:38:34 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensfeet ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
21:38:39 <Abortion> zero
21:38:39 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensfeet ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another jenspussy ...
21:38:44 <Abortion> zero
21:38:45 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensfeet ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensass ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
21:38:48 <Abortion> zero
21:38:50 <steven_> !slot 30
21:38:50 <Herb_Dean> , please enter a valid wager between 50 and 500 points. Example: !slot 50
21:38:53 <steven_> !slot 300
21:38:54 <President_Trump> !slot 104
21:38:54 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
21:38:55 <Sharni> Jealous much
21:38:58 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ ::: Good Luck, . BloodTrail
21:39:03 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ jensknickers ▌ ::: OMG, , you might win this! FeelsGoodMan
21:39:06 <steven_> yes
21:39:08 <Abortion> hum?
21:39:12 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ jensknickers ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Well, , at least you won 104 points!
21:39:15 <steven_> fuck of
21:39:26 <President_Trump> !slot 104
21:39:26 <Sharni> Lmao
21:39:38 <steven_> was that yours?
21:39:43 <steven_> !slot 500
21:39:44 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
21:39:48 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensshitstains ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
21:39:49 <steven_> ahghaha
21:39:52 <steven_> yes
21:39:53 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensshitstains ▌ jensfeet ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
21:39:54 <President_Trump> yup it was mine, another win
21:39:59 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensshitstains ▌ jensfeet ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 500 points, !!!
21:40:09 <Abortion> !slot 500
21:40:09 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
21:40:11 <steven_> dAMIAN
21:40:13 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
21:40:15 <Sharni> Lol
21:40:18 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: OMG, , you might win this! FeelsGoodMan
21:40:24 <Sharni> Puuuussssyyy
21:40:27 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 2500 points, !!!
21:40:27 <nate> !slot Abortion kiss me!
21:40:29 <Sharni> Feels good man
21:40:38 <Abortion> oh yeah
21:40:43 <Sharni> Abortion finally won some pussy
21:40:43 <Abortion> all the points to meeeee
21:40:57 <Sharni> !random
21:40:57 <Herb_Dean> [4906] T: 18:37:38 <Sharni> Ok babes
21:41:24 * Abortion kisses nate, Sharni and steven_
21:41:37 <nate> nup not them all for me!
21:41:46 <Sharni> Yep all for Nate
21:41:55 <nate> im a yes man ;D
21:42:02 <nate> Sharnis a no man
21:42:03 <Sharni> Nate + abortion
21:42:08 <Sharni> Cute couple
21:42:10 <President_Trump> nate where are the gym pics?
21:42:22 <Sharni> Yea show us some guns
21:42:25 <nate> i took a pic of a frog
21:42:31 <Sharni> Oh yeah
21:42:50 <Abortion> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COjmPC7pqlM
21:42:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr Burns' Yes Men - The Simpsons (Feb 2, 2015) Length: 0:24 - Category: Science & Technology - 4,128 views - 16 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:43:39 <steven_> ok
21:44:07 <Sharni> But first...
21:44:09 Nick: steven_ is now known as test
21:44:13 <test> !slot 500
21:44:13 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
21:44:17 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
21:44:19 <Sharni> Lemme take a selfie
21:44:22 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another jenspussy ...
21:44:28 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 1000 points, !!!
21:44:37 <Sharni> !slot 123
21:44:37 <President_Trump> lol steven cheating coz he wants jens pussy so bad
21:44:47 Nick: test is now known as steven_
21:44:49 <steven_> lolol
21:44:52 <Abortion> You just bought tousand litres milk
21:44:54 Nick: Sharni is now known as testing_your_mum
21:44:54 <steven_> shut up trumpy
21:44:58 <testing_your_mum> !slot 333
21:44:59 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
21:44:59 <steven_> im making u cunts into gamblers
21:45:02 <testing_your_mum> Yay
21:45:03 <steven_> when i get the money working
21:45:03 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
21:45:07 Nick: testing_your_mum is now known as Sharni
21:45:07 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ jensass ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
21:45:13 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ jensass ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 333 points, !!!
21:45:19 <President_Trump> more like drug addicts, jenspussy is a drug
21:45:24 <Sharni> I'm already a gambler
21:45:33 Nick: xm is now known as erlich
21:45:35 <Abortion> Do you gamble your life?
21:45:39 <Abortion> Are you a thrill seeker?
21:45:40 <Sharni> No
21:45:47 <Sharni> Not really haha
21:45:47 <President_Trump> Sharni gambles with black mens cum
21:45:50 <President_Trump> std gambling
21:45:55 <Sharni> Is that even possible
21:46:04 <Sharni> Gambling with black men's cums
21:46:06 <Abortion> lets not investigate
21:46:07 <Sharni> Cum*
21:46:08 <springroll> it is possible
21:46:14 <Sharni> to gamble it ?
21:46:16 <springroll> yeh
21:46:18 <springroll> many girls do it
21:46:21 <nate> http://postimg.org/image/53io373qh/
21:46:28 <Sharni> What gamble how much the person would cum lmao
21:46:41 <Abortion> now you're investigating Sharni :/
21:46:44 <Sharni> Green tree frog
21:46:44 <springroll> how much cum to get
21:46:47 <Sharni> Lol
21:46:49 <springroll> or how to get an std
21:46:50 <springroll> or hiv
21:46:55 <Sharni> True
21:46:57 <springroll> gays mostly do it
21:47:01 <springroll> its called bug chasing
21:47:02 <Sharni> Haha
21:47:05 <Sharni> Yuck
21:47:06 <springroll> they try to infect themselves with aids
21:47:10 <springroll> honest
21:47:12 <Sharni> Wtf
21:47:15 <Abortion> so dumb
21:47:16 <springroll> its big in san fran
21:47:21 <springroll> they do ice and have sex on it
21:47:25 <President_Trump> Sharni is the queen at the local saturday night infection party
21:47:26 <springroll> hold parties with gay ppl who have aids
21:47:28 <springroll> to catch it
21:47:32 <Abortion> hoomans
21:47:42 <Sharni> Lmao
21:48:01 <President_Trump> Sharni how many gay niggers have you fucked?
21:48:06 <Sharni> None
21:48:11 <springroll> Sharni is real
21:48:14 <springroll> she aussie pride
21:48:19 <Abortion> how does that make sense?
21:48:26 <Abortion> they'd be bi then not ay
21:48:26 <springroll> what make sense?
21:48:28 <thestig> which bit
21:48:28 <Abortion> *gay
21:48:38 <springroll> what do you mean Abortion?
21:48:40 <Sharni> Don't worry abortion President_Trump is a bisexual lesbian
21:48:42 <President_Trump> Sharni loves dp
21:49:00 <Abortion> springroll: President_Trump was talking about gay niggers
21:50:06 <springroll> ohh
21:50:17 <steven_> ij
21:50:19 <steven_> ok
21:50:26 <steven_> //echo -a $calc(3 + 5)
21:50:33 <nate> is springroll a gay nigger
21:50:36 <nate> ewww
21:50:39 <President_Trump> steven_ how many steps?
21:50:40 <nate> DOUBLe eww
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21:51:18 Mode: (by bios) +o TokenDaRing
21:52:24 <thestig> sup tokes
21:52:50 <Abortion> 42
21:54:12 <Abortion> sigh, cousin is still sick
21:54:15 <thestig> 43
21:54:21 <thestig> whats wrong with them
21:54:26 <Abortion> idk
21:54:32 <Abortion> nothing serious I guess
21:54:38 <Abortion> just means we can't hang out before I go home
21:56:06 <Abortion> I'm tempted to just leave early and head back tomorrow
21:56:12 <Abortion> seems like a waste though
21:56:15 <thestig> why rush man chill
21:56:33 <Abortion> The guy I am staying with is suggesting I go bar hopping
21:56:56 <Abortion> Went to this rather cozy bar called Bar Americano
21:57:02 <Abortion> Maximum Occupancy: 10 people
21:57:15 <Abortion> mad decor
21:57:26 <Abortion> no photos policy
21:58:01 <thestig> lol 10 people
21:58:05 <thestig> that is different
21:58:14 <Abortion> yeah, had to tell some people at the door they were full
21:59:49 <thestig> haha
22:00:02 <TokenDaRing> Abortion: Is that amount due to the size or just a limit set by the bar?
22:00:10 <Abortion> its a small bar
22:00:27 <Abortion> two shelf bars and no seats
22:00:46 <Abortion> wouldn't realistically be able to fit 3 more people
22:01:05 <thestig> is it in the back of a trailer?
22:01:29 <Abortion> No, its tucked away in an alley in the Melbourne CBD
22:01:34 <thestig> nice
22:01:45 <thestig> like an upper class bar
22:02:00 <Abortion> lol thats the feel they want to give I think
22:02:06 <Abortion> as I said, the decor was mad
22:02:23 <Abortion> really chill, no loud music, not enough people to cause a din
22:02:34 <thestig> sounds cool
22:02:54 <Abortion> I do want to go back, but its Friday and Saturday night, there'd probably be people queueing
22:03:06 <nate> Abortion we hitting the club bra?
22:03:15 <Abortion> its no club
22:03:27 <Abortion> I don't really like clubbing
22:03:28 <nate> club now, meet sharni der
22:03:50 <nate> stop being a tuna fish
22:03:55 <nate> club!
22:04:23 <thestig> ABortion wonder how they make any money
22:04:32 <Abortion> lol the drinks were expensive
22:04:46 <Abortion> did cocktails properly, $22.50 a drink
22:05:03 <thestig> not to bad burswood cocktails are like 30
22:05:05 <springroll> yeh
22:05:06 <Abortion> lol
22:05:10 <springroll> 30 bucks?
22:05:12 <springroll> wtf
22:05:14 <Abortion> yeah I dunno then
22:05:21 <springroll> some of the best places in sydney charge 15 max
22:05:22 <springroll> if that
22:05:31 <thestig> burswood is a ripoff
22:05:32 <Abortion> with such small volumes, it'd be hard to cover their overheads
22:05:35 <springroll> 30 bucks cocktail i gotta see that man
22:05:36 <springroll> fuck me
22:05:39 <thestig> i mean crown now i guess
22:05:56 <Abortion> thats in Perth though right?
22:06:01 <thestig> yrh
22:06:04 <thestig> yeh
22:06:06 <Abortion> figures
22:06:15 <Abortion> a decade of cashed up bogans
22:06:26 <thestig> lol
22:06:49 <Abortion> you saw my bogan proof fence link right?
22:06:50 <thestig> is a 9 dollar pint cheap?
22:06:56 <thestig> nah i havent seen it
22:07:11 <Abortion> oh well, just look up those terms, it was a thing on the Gruen Transfer
22:07:20 <Abortion> oh i guess thats about right for a pint
22:07:25 <Abortion> unless its really shit beer
22:07:36 <thestig> carlton draugh
22:07:40 <Abortion> hrm
22:07:51 <thestig> soz dry
22:08:06 <Abortion> yeah that sounds high, but not by heaps I guess
22:08:12 Quit: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) Quit: KVIrc 4.2.0 Equilibrium http://www.kvirc.net/
22:09:20 <thestig> springroll soz was 19 dollars each
22:09:30 <thestig> for a blue lagoon
22:09:58 <Herb_Dean> !slot
22:09:59 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 101 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:09:59 <steven_> ORANGE CHERRY BELL ::: Herb_Dean lost
22:10:29 <thestig> colourssss
22:11:11 <steven_> !stats
22:11:11 <Herb_Dean> [steven_] Spoken words: 22243 (115848 letters) Commands used 0. 6505 lines and 34 actions.
22:11:18 <Herb_Dean> !stats
22:11:18 <steven_> Herb_Dean's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 0 Lost games: 1 Net: -1
22:11:59 <steven_> !stats
22:11:59 <Herb_Dean> [steven_] Spoken words: 22256 (115921 letters) Commands used 0. 6507 lines and 34 actions.
22:12:14 <Herb_Dean> !slot
22:12:15 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 102 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:12:15 <steven_> BELL PLUM COAL ::: Herb_Dean lost
22:12:25 <Herb_Dean> !stats
22:12:25 <steven_> Herb_Dean's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 0 Lost games: 2 Net: -2
22:12:34 <Sharni> !lo
22:12:58 <Sharni> Lol*
22:13:09 <Sharni> !stats
22:13:09 <Herb_Dean> [Sharni] Spoken words: 17710 (82526 letters) Commands used 0. 5573 lines and 5 actions.
22:13:10 <steven_> Sharni's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 0 Lost games: 0 Net: 0
22:13:10 <steven_> do it slart
22:13:17 <Sharni> !slot
22:13:17 <Herb_Dean> You may bet any amount of points from 50 to 500 on !slot.
22:13:18 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 103 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:13:18 <steven_> PLUM BLUEBERRY BLUEBERRY ::: Sharni lost
22:13:26 <Sharni> !slot 300
22:13:27 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
22:13:31 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, . BloodTrail
22:13:35 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: OMG, , you might win this! SmellsGoodMan
22:13:39 <Sharni> Lol
22:13:44 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensfeet ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
22:13:50 <Sharni> Smells good man lmao
22:13:50 <Abortion> ouch
22:13:52 <steven_> ahhahahaha
22:13:54 <President_Trump> !slot 395
22:13:54 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
22:13:58 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
22:14:03 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
22:14:08 <nate> trump baby girl graft her tonite
22:14:09 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensmouth ▌ jensknickers ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
22:14:12 <nate> i expect results
22:14:12 <President_Trump> bullshit
22:14:16 Join: KFC_BBL ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:14:25 <steven_> trump
22:14:28 <steven_> !slot
22:14:28 <Herb_Dean> You may bet any amount of points from 50 to 500 on !slot.
22:14:39 <Abortion> !slot
22:14:40 <Herb_Dean> You may bet any amount of points from 50 to 500 on !slot.
22:14:40 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 104 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:14:40 <steven_> COAL PLUM STRAWBERRY ::: Abortion lost
22:14:52 <Abortion> afinitygames.com account?
22:14:55 <nate> coal for Abortion ;D
22:14:59 <Abortion> also lol the highlight strips the colours
22:15:01 <steven_> ignore that
22:15:01 <Sharni> !slot
22:15:01 <Herb_Dean> You may bet any amount of points from 50 to 500 on !slot.
22:15:02 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 105 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:15:02 <steven_> BLUEBERRY STRAWBERRY COAL ::: Sharni lost
22:15:09 <Sharni> Stupid shit
22:15:13 <Sharni> !slot
22:15:13 <Herb_Dean> You may bet any amount of points from 50 to 500 on !slot.
22:15:14 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 106 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:15:14 <steven_> ORANGE COAL CHERRY ::: Sharni lost
22:15:20 <steven_> haha
22:15:22 <steven_> keeps count!
22:15:24 <Sharni> !slot
22:15:24 <Herb_Dean> You may bet any amount of points from 50 to 500 on !slot.
22:15:25 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 107 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:15:25 <steven_> APPLE STRAWBERRY ORANGE ::: Sharni lost
22:15:30 <President_Trump> !slot
22:15:30 <Herb_Dean> You may bet any amount of points from 50 to 500 on !slot.
22:15:30 <Sharni> !slot
22:15:30 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 108 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:15:30 <steven_> ORANGE WEED ORANGE ::: President_Trump lost
22:15:31 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 109 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:15:31 <steven_> BELL WEED BLUEBERRY ::: Sharni lost
22:15:36 <President_Trump> !slot 382
22:15:39 <Sharni> Jackpots mine bitch
22:15:43 <Sharni> !slot
22:15:43 <Herb_Dean> You may bet any amount of points from 50 to 500 on !slot.
22:15:44 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 110 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:15:44 <steven_> COAL STRAWBERRY ORANGE ::: Sharni lost
22:15:45 <Abortion> looool
22:15:50 <Sharni> !slot
22:15:50 <Herb_Dean> You may bet any amount of points from 50 to 500 on !slot.
22:15:50 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 111 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:15:50 <steven_> COAL CHERRY COAL ::: Sharni lost
22:15:58 <Sharni> !slot
22:15:58 <Herb_Dean> You may bet any amount of points from 50 to 500 on !slot.
22:15:59 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 112 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:15:59 <steven_> ORANGE COAL BLUEBERRY ::: Sharni lost
22:16:04 <Abortion> chill Sharni
22:16:05 <Sharni> !slot
22:16:05 <Herb_Dean> You may bet any amount of points from 50 to 500 on !slot.
22:16:06 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 113 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:16:06 <steven_> STRAWBERRY ORANGE APPLE ::: Sharni lost
22:16:08 <Sharni> No
22:16:17 <Sharni> I'm a carrot
22:16:18 <steven_> !slot
22:16:18 <Herb_Dean> You may bet any amount of points from 50 to 500 on !slot.
22:16:20 <Abortion> don't make me roofie you
22:16:24 <Herb_Dean> !stats
22:16:24 <steven_> Herb_Dean's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 0 Lost games: 2 Net: -2
22:16:26 <Herb_Dean> !slot
22:16:27 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 114 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:16:27 <steven_> BLUEBERRY ORANGE PLUM ::: Herb_Dean lost
22:16:36 <Sharni> !slot
22:16:36 <Herb_Dean> You may bet any amount of points from 50 to 500 on !slot.
22:16:36 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 115 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:16:37 <steven_> CHERRY WEED BLUEBERRY ::: Sharni lost
22:16:42 <Sharni> !stats
22:16:42 <Herb_Dean> [Sharni] Spoken words: 17737 (82658 letters) Commands used 0. 5591 lines and 5 actions.
22:16:43 <steven_> Sharni's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 0 Lost games: 10 Net: -10
22:16:47 <steven_> lol
22:16:49 <Sharni> Lol
22:17:04 <Sharni> !slot
22:17:04 <Herb_Dean> You may bet any amount of points from 50 to 500 on !slot.
22:17:04 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 116 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:17:04 <steven_> APPLE ORANGE PLUM ::: Sharni lost
22:17:16 <springroll> Sharni is drunk
22:17:21 <nate> !slot
22:17:21 <Herb_Dean> You may bet any amount of points from 50 to 500 on !slot.
22:17:22 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 117 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:17:22 <steven_> STRAWBERRY APPLE CHERRY ::: nate lost
22:17:22 <Sharni> No
22:17:34 <nate> !sllllllot
22:17:35 <Sharni> This is a scam
22:17:40 <nate> !slot
22:17:40 <Herb_Dean> You may bet any amount of points from 50 to 500 on !slot.
22:17:41 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 118 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:17:41 <steven_> CHERRY ORANGE STRAWBERRY ::: nate lost
22:17:43 <Sharni> Jenspussy is easy to get
22:17:48 <steven_> bullshit!@
22:17:49 <Abortion> hah
22:17:52 <nate> :P
22:17:59 <Abortion> but you have to wait 30 mins between each run
22:17:59 <steven_> breaker says otherwise
22:18:05 <nate> !slot
22:18:05 <Herb_Dean> You may bet any amount of points from 50 to 500 on !slot.
22:18:05 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 119 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:18:05 <steven_> ORANGE ORANGE CHERRY ::: nate lost
22:18:06 <Abortion> burn
22:18:09 <nate> close;l
22:18:11 <steven_> oh
22:18:11 <Sharni> !slot
22:18:11 <Herb_Dean> You may bet any amount of points from 50 to 500 on !slot.
22:18:11 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 120 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:18:12 <steven_> WEED BELL ORANGE ::: Sharni lost
22:18:14 <steven_> nate almost got it
22:18:21 <steven_> weed
22:18:22 <steven_> lolol
22:18:26 <Abortion> !slot
22:18:26 <Herb_Dean> You may bet any amount of points from 50 to 500 on !slot.
22:18:27 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 121 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:18:27 <steven_> COAL APPLE PLUM ::: Abortion lost
22:18:32 <nate> i got oskar in 1 hour
22:18:34 <steven_> it keeps track
22:18:39 <Sharni> !slot
22:18:39 <Herb_Dean> You may bet any amount of points from 50 to 500 on !slot.
22:18:39 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 122 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:18:39 <steven_> BELL ORANGE STRAWBERRY ::: Sharni lost
22:18:47 <Sharni> It's always going to be a loss
22:18:50 <springroll> Sharni is drunk
22:18:51 <Sharni> Never gana win
22:18:53 <springroll> <3
22:18:53 <nate> !slot
22:18:53 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 123 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:18:54 <steven_> CHERRY BLUEBERRY WEED ::: nate lost
22:18:59 <Sharni> I am not
22:18:59 <nate> weed ;P
22:19:01 <thestig> !slot
22:19:02 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 124 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:19:02 <steven_> CHERRY BLUEBERRY STRAWBERRY ::: thestig lost
22:19:02 <Sharni> !slot
22:19:03 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 125 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:19:03 <steven_> APPLE WEED CHERRY ::: Sharni lost
22:19:03 <springroll> high then
22:19:05 <springroll> drunk or high
22:19:07 <Abortion> !slot
22:19:07 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 126 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:19:08 <steven_> WEED CHERRY APPLE ::: Abortion lost
22:19:09 <Sharni> Neither
22:19:10 <thestig> !slot
22:19:11 <Abortion> !slot
22:19:11 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 127 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:19:11 <steven_> STRAWBERRY APPLE BLUEBERRY ::: thestig lost
22:19:13 <Abortion> !slot
22:19:13 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 128 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:19:14 <steven_> STRAWBERRY BLUEBERRY BELL ::: Abortion lost
22:19:15 <Abortion> !slot
22:19:17 <Abortion> !slot
22:19:17 <thestig> !slot
22:19:18 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 129 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:19:18 <Sharni> !slot
22:19:18 <steven_> WEED APPLE ORANGE ::: thestig lost
22:19:19 <steven_> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 130 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:19:19 <steven_> COAL APPLE WEED ::: Sharni lost
22:19:23 <Sharni> !slot
22:19:23 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 101 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:19:23 <Herb_Dean> APPLE ORANGE WEED ::: Sharni lost
22:19:27 <Sharni> !slot
22:19:28 <thestig> !slot
22:19:28 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 102 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:19:28 <Herb_Dean> PLUM CHERRY PLUM ::: thestig lost
22:19:29 <Abortion> > You have to wait 5 seconds before playing again
22:19:34 <springroll> !slot
22:19:34 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 103 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:19:34 <Herb_Dean> APPLE PLUM BLUEBERRY ::: springroll lost
22:19:37 <thestig> in before zline!
22:19:38 <Sharni> !slot
22:19:38 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 104 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:19:38 <Herb_Dean> APPLE APPLE BLUEBERRY ::: Sharni lost
22:19:40 <nate> lol plum now
22:19:41 <springroll> !slot
22:19:41 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 105 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:19:41 <Herb_Dean> PLUM STRAWBERRY BELL ::: springroll lost
22:19:42 <thestig> !slot
22:19:42 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 106 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:19:42 <Herb_Dean> BLUEBERRY CHERRY COAL ::: thestig lost
22:19:43 <Sharni> !slot
22:19:43 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 107 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:19:44 <Herb_Dean> WEED APPLE COAL ::: Sharni lost
22:19:45 <springroll> !slot
22:19:48 <steven_> fuck up
22:19:50 <steven_> ya maggots!
22:19:50 <Sharni> !slot
22:19:51 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 108 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:19:51 <Herb_Dean> BLUEBERRY APPLE ORANGE ::: Sharni lost
22:19:52 <springroll> steven_
22:19:52 <thestig> !slot
22:19:52 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 109 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:19:52 <Herb_Dean> BELL WEED COAL ::: thestig lost
22:19:54 <springroll> you set it cunt
22:19:54 <Sharni> Lmao
22:19:56 <springroll> !jens pussy
22:19:59 <thestig> lol
22:19:59 <steven_> !slot
22:19:59 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 110 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:19:59 <Herb_Dean> STRAWBERRY STRAWBERRY STRAWBERRY ::: steven_ win
22:19:59 <Herb_Dean> J A C K P O T !!! steven_ just won 110 points in channel #nerdhacks !
22:19:59 <Sharni> One more
22:20:03 <steven_> AHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
22:20:04 <Sharni> Ommmmmgggg
22:20:04 <thestig> HACKS
22:20:04 <Abortion> lol
22:20:06 <thestig> RIGGED
22:20:07 <steven_> GE FUCKING OUTTA HERE
22:20:07 <Sharni> Fuck you
22:20:09 <steven_> bullshit
22:20:11 <steven_> bullshit
22:20:12 <steven_> bullshit
22:20:13 <steven_> !stats
22:20:14 <Herb_Dean> [steven_] Spoken words: 22751 (119194 letters) Commands used 0. 6594 lines and 34 actions.
22:20:14 <Herb_Dean> steven_'s Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 111 Lost games: 1 Net: 110
22:20:16 <Abortion> chill out Sharni
22:20:18 <thestig> WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT
22:20:21 <thestig> !slot
22:20:22 <Abortion> you're taking this way too seriously
22:20:25 <Sharni> Shush abortion
22:20:28 <Sharni> I'm not
22:20:32 <springroll> Abortion
22:20:33 <springroll> drive to sydney
22:20:38 <springroll> come hang with me and Sharni
22:20:39 <Sharni> !slot
22:20:40 <Abortion> whut no
22:20:41 <nate> who takes irc seriously, unless its Sharni and abortions love
22:20:48 <Abortion> I'm not taking more days off work
22:20:52 <Sharni> Noooooo
22:20:57 <Sharni> I'm not meeting anyone ok
22:20:59 <Sharni> !slot
22:21:03 <Sharni> Steven broke it
22:21:09 <nate> Abortion will take 2 days off for Sharni
22:21:40 <Sharni> !random
22:22:16 <Sharni> What did you do steven_ ??? :(
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22:22:52 <thestig> STEVEN U FOOLISH MAN
22:22:55 <thestig> !slot
22:22:59 <Sharni> Lol
22:23:12 <Sharni> AsSyRiAn_KiNgS
22:23:15 <Sharni> Is a fagget
22:23:20 <springroll> Sharni come hang with me
22:23:27 <springroll> assyrian kings are faggot dogs
22:23:30 <springroll> but they will kill u
22:23:59 <Sharni> Aww yeah
22:24:16 <Abortion> Is it suicide if you provoke someone elses attack?
22:24:16 Quit: Herb_Dean ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:24:16 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:24:50 <thestig> if it is an attack how can it be suicide
22:25:03 <nate> Lion - Hollywood Undead
22:25:07 <Abortion> well its like jumping in a cage with a hungry lion
22:25:14 <Abortion> you're pretty much guaranteed to die
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22:25:39 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> :P
22:25:49 <nate> bootykings
22:25:58 <nate> twErK
22:26:21 <Exo> twerk it like tisky
22:26:21 <thestig> !slot
22:26:22 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 201 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:26:22 <Herb_Dean> BELL BELL WEED ::: thestig lost
22:26:29 <thestig> ITS BACK BITCHES
22:26:35 <thestig> !slot
22:26:36 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 202 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:26:36 <Herb_Dean> WEED STRAWBERRY BELL ::: thestig lost
22:26:59 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
22:28:53 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> !slot
22:28:53 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 211 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:28:54 <Herb_Dean> CHERRY APPLE COAL ::: AsSyRiAn_KiNgS lost
22:29:22 <springroll> !slot
22:29:22 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 213 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:29:23 <Herb_Dean> PLUM CHERRY COAL ::: springroll lost
22:29:48 <Sharni> !slot
22:29:48 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 214 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:29:48 <Herb_Dean> APPLE WEED STRAWBERRY ::: Sharni lost
22:30:06 <Sharni> !slot
22:30:20 <Sharni> Did you change the time frame
22:30:23 <Sharni> !slot
22:30:28 <Sharni> Slarrrrrrttttttt
22:30:33 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> hahaa
22:30:34 <Sharni> !stats
22:30:35 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> !slot
22:30:35 <Herb_Dean> [Sharni] Spoken words: 17789 (82906 letters) Commands used 0. 5619 lines and 5 actions.
22:30:35 <Herb_Dean> Sharni's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 0 Lost games: 5 Net: -5
22:30:35 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 215 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:30:35 <Herb_Dean> PLUM APPLE ORANGE ::: AsSyRiAn_KiNgS lost
22:30:39 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> !slot
22:30:40 <Herb_Dean> AsSyRiAn_KiNgS You have to wait 56 seconds before playing again.
22:30:49 <Sharni> Ohhh
22:30:52 <Sharni> Hehe
22:30:58 <thestig> !slot
22:30:58 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 216 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:30:59 <Herb_Dean> BLUEBERRY BELL PLUM ::: thestig lost
22:31:01 <thestig> !slot
22:31:02 <Herb_Dean> thestig You have to wait 57 seconds before playing again.
22:31:02 <Sharni> !slot
22:31:03 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 217 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:31:03 <Herb_Dean> COAL ORANGE APPLE ::: Sharni lost
22:31:51 <Sharni> Hmm
22:32:09 <Exo> !slot 69
22:32:24 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> !cash
22:32:24 <Herb_Dean> AsSyRiAn_KiNgS's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 0 Lost games: 3 Net: -3
22:32:26 <thestig> !slot
22:32:26 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
22:32:27 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 218 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:32:27 <Herb_Dean> COAL APPLE CHERRY ::: thestig lost
22:32:37 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> !slot
22:32:37 <Herb_Dean> AsSyRiAn_KiNgS 1 Credit used from your account.
22:32:38 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 219 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:32:38 <Herb_Dean> CHERRY BLUEBERRY CHERRY ::: AsSyRiAn_KiNgS lost
22:32:49 <Exo> !slot
22:32:49 <Herb_Dean> Exo 1 Credit used from your account.
22:32:49 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 220 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:32:50 <Herb_Dean> COAL CHERRY WEED ::: Exo lost
22:35:52 <thestig> !slot
22:35:52 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
22:35:53 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 221 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:35:53 <Herb_Dean> WEED WEED BLUEBERRY ::: thestig lost
22:36:08 <thestig> steven will charge us to use it soon
22:37:44 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> ;p
22:37:49 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> you will be addicted!
22:39:40 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> !cash
22:39:40 <Herb_Dean> AsSyRiAn_KiNgS's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 0 Lost games: 6 Net: -6
22:39:43 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> hah
22:40:12 <Abortion> fucking...
22:40:13 <thestig> i am a gambling addict
22:40:25 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> !slot
22:40:26 <Herb_Dean> AsSyRiAn_KiNgS 1 Credit used from your account.
22:40:26 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 226 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:40:26 <Herb_Dean> COAL
22:40:26 <Herb_Dean> COAL BLUEBERRY
22:40:26 <Herb_Dean> COAL BLUEBERRY BELL ::: AsSyRiAn_KiNgS lost
22:42:58 <Abortion> I will take your thoughts away, and I'll ignite your fear today.
22:42:58 <Abortion> For I can take you far away, with my mind. With my mind.
22:43:18 <thestig> !slot
22:43:19 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
22:43:19 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 227 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:43:19 <Herb_Dean> COAL
22:43:19 <Herb_Dean> COAL BELL
22:43:19 <Herb_Dean> COAL BELL STRAWBERRY ::: thestig lost
22:43:37 <Sharni> !slot
22:43:37 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
22:43:37 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 228 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:43:37 <Herb_Dean> BELL
22:43:38 <Herb_Dean> BELL BELL
22:43:38 <Herb_Dean> BELL BELL WEED ::: Sharni lost
22:43:42 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> !slot
22:43:42 <Herb_Dean> AsSyRiAn_KiNgS 1 Credit used from your account.
22:43:42 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 229 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:43:42 <Sharni> So close
22:43:43 <Herb_Dean> APPLE
22:43:43 <Herb_Dean> APPLE WEED
22:43:43 <Herb_Dean> APPLE WEED PLUM ::: AsSyRiAn_KiNgS lost
22:43:45 <thestig> so closeeee
22:43:50 <thestig> !slot
22:43:50 <Herb_Dean> thestig You have to wait 29 seconds before playing again.
22:44:36 <thestig> !slot
22:44:36 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
22:44:36 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 227 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:44:37 <Herb_Dean> JENSSHITSTAINS APPLE JENSSHITSTAINS ::: thestig lost
22:44:43 <Sharni> Lol
22:44:48 <Sharni> !slot
22:44:49 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
22:44:49 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 228 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:44:49 <Herb_Dean> ORANGE JENSPUSSY JENSSHITSTAINS ::: Sharni lost
22:44:53 <thestig> yukkk
22:45:13 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> ahahaha
22:45:20 <Sharni> Should do it as if you get 3 " sharni's " you will win
22:45:25 <Abortion> A work of pure genius
22:45:32 <Sharni> Yas
22:45:40 <thestig> yeh no one wants to win jen
22:45:45 <Abortion> What happens if you get 3 abortions?
22:45:58 <thestig> you save on school fees?
22:45:59 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> depends on what nationality you are
22:46:03 <Abortion> lol
22:46:08 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> ;p
22:46:55 <thestig> !slot
22:46:56 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
22:46:56 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 229 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:46:56 <Herb_Dean> JENSPISSSTAINS JENSARSEHOLE JENSCUMBUCKET ::: thestig lost
22:47:13 <thestig> losing is winning
22:47:17 <thestig> !top10
22:47:18 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> ;p
22:47:23 <thestig> !top 10
22:47:26 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> 20
22:47:30 <Abortion> Pain is love
22:47:34 <thestig> !top 20
22:47:38 <Abortion> hate is truth
22:47:38 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> 1word
22:47:50 <Abortion> suffering is being
22:47:50 <thestig> !1word
22:47:56 <thestig> !top20
22:47:58 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> haa
22:48:05 <Herb_Dean> Top 10 chatters by total spoken words: steven_ (22752) slinky_J (18603) sharni (17814) cherri_pie (16001) Winfield (13631) amelia (13492) TokenDaRing (13479) nate (10445) brie (10373) Abortion (9980)
22:48:10 <springroll> i love u Sharni
22:48:34 <Abortion> loool
22:48:40 <Abortion> its out there now
22:48:51 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> Abortion
22:48:53 <Abortion> You have an admierer Sharni
22:48:55 <thestig> springroll what will amelia think!
22:48:58 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> get your @
22:49:09 <Abortion> uh ok
22:49:17 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> not many @'s
22:49:20 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> need to keep the numbers
22:49:21 Mode: (by bios) +o Abortion
22:49:28 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> just incase!
22:49:29 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> ~
22:49:55 <President_Trump> wheres ratwood? did he top himself?
22:49:56 <Abortion> oh yeah
22:49:57 <thestig> is loopy coming
22:50:02 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> haha
22:50:04 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> nuh
22:50:08 <Abortion> its the op preservation
22:50:11 <thestig> brett u ranga
22:50:15 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> !ranga
22:50:15 <Herb_Dean> [13575] Q. What do gingers miss most about a great party?
22:50:16 <Abortion> no chanop, no channel +r
22:50:18 <Herb_Dean> [13575] A. The invitation.
22:50:27 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> !slot
22:50:27 <Herb_Dean> AsSyRiAn_KiNgS 1 Credit used from your account.
22:50:28 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 230 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:50:28 <Herb_Dean> JENSBREATHE JENSCUMBUCKET JENSPUSSY ::: AsSyRiAn_KiNgS lost
22:50:42 <President_Trump> !slot
22:50:42 <Herb_Dean> President_Trump 1 Credit used from your account.
22:50:43 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 231 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:50:43 <Herb_Dean> JENSTOOTHBRUSH ORANGE JENSSHITSTAINS ::: President_Trump lost
22:50:55 <President_Trump> jenspussy must be included in all
22:50:58 <Sharni> !slot
22:50:59 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
22:50:59 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 232 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:50:59 <Herb_Dean> JENSPUSSY JENSPISSSTAINS JENSPUSSY ::: Sharni lost
22:51:06 <thestig> !top20
22:51:10 <thestig> !slot
22:51:15 <Herb_Dean> Top 10 chatters by total spoken words: steven_ (22752) slinky_J (18603) sharni (17815) cherri_pie (16001) Winfield (13631) amelia (13492) TokenDaRing (13479) nate (10445) brie (10373) Abortion (10003)
22:51:16 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
22:51:16 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 232 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:51:16 <Herb_Dean> JENSARSEHOLE JENSARSEHOLE JENSCUMBUCKET ::: thestig lost
22:51:21 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> UJHHHHHHH
22:51:23 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> close
22:51:30 <Sharni> Yas
22:51:38 <Sharni> !random
22:51:38 <Herb_Dean> [19020] T: 20:20:00 <sharni> I just don't get into drama
22:51:41 <Abortion> How many different things are on each slot?
22:51:49 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> 9
22:52:04 <Sharni> !slot
22:52:04 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
22:52:04 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 233 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:52:05 <Herb_Dean> JENSPUSSY JENSSTRAPON JENSSTRAPON ::: Sharni lost
22:52:05 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> 9 different slots
22:52:13 <Abortion> hmm
22:52:14 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> so work out the chances of winning =p
22:52:17 <Abortion> ok I need to maths
22:52:17 <Sharni> This is bullshit
22:52:19 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> 1/9
22:52:24 <Abortion> should be 1/27
22:52:24 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> nuh
22:52:27 <Sharni> !stats
22:52:28 <Herb_Dean> [Sharni] Spoken words: 17821 (83042 letters) Commands used 0. 5635 lines and 5 actions.
22:52:38 <Abortion> 9/(9^3)
22:52:40 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> 1/81
22:52:45 <thestig> !stats
22:52:45 <Herb_Dean> [thestig] Spoken words: 7220 (35937 letters) Commands used 0. 1699 lines and 7 actions.
22:52:45 <Abortion> oh yeah
22:52:46 <Abortion> shit
22:52:49 <Abortion> fucked up my maths
22:52:56 <Sharni> 1/100000000000000000000000000000
22:52:57 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> is that right?
22:53:07 <Abortion> yeah thats what the expression I gave resolves to
22:53:08 <Sharni> !slot
22:53:08 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
22:53:09 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 234 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:53:09 <Herb_Dean> JENSPISSSTAINS JENSPISSSTAINS JENSTOOTHBRUSH ::: Sharni lost
22:53:17 <thestig> !slot
22:53:17 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
22:53:17 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 235 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:53:17 <Herb_Dean> JENSCUMBUCKET JENSSHITSTAINS JENSSTRAPON ::: thestig lost
22:53:22 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> i count labels
22:53:28 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> millions at a time
22:53:31 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> i need more fingers
22:53:33 * Sharni cries....
22:53:41 <Abortion> 1/81
22:53:51 <Sharni> !slot
22:53:51 <Herb_Dean> Sharni You have to wait 18 seconds before playing again.
22:54:00 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> !slot
22:54:01 <Herb_Dean> AsSyRiAn_KiNgS 1 Credit used from your account.
22:54:01 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 236 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:54:01 <Herb_Dean> JENSCUMBUCKET JENSARSEHOLE JENSARSEHOLE ::: AsSyRiAn_KiNgS lost
22:54:03 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> fuck
22:54:10 <President_Trump> i prefer the other game
22:54:14 <President_Trump> !slot 332
22:54:19 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> fuck off trump
22:54:22 <Sharni> !slot
22:54:22 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
22:54:22 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> this one records states
22:54:23 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 237 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:54:23 <Herb_Dean> JENSANALBEEDS JENSSTRAPON JENSPISSSTAINS ::: Sharni lost
22:54:25 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> stats
22:54:29 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> !cash
22:54:29 <Herb_Dean> AsSyRiAn_KiNgS's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 0 Lost games: 9 Net: -9
22:54:38 <Sharni> !cash
22:54:38 <Herb_Dean> Sharni's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 0 Lost games: 10 Net: -10
22:54:48 <Sharni> :(
22:55:03 Nick: AsSyRiAn_KiNgS is now known as steven_
22:55:06 <steven_> !cash
22:55:07 <Herb_Dean> steven_'s Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 111 Lost games: 1 Net: 110
22:55:11 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) Changing hosts
22:55:11 Join: steven_ ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:55:14 <Sharni> Lol
22:55:15 <steven_> ;))
22:55:18 <Abortion> Hmm, so for the number of runs so far, we're on target for that probability still
22:55:19 <Sharni> Cunt
22:55:26 <Sharni> Slart
22:55:29 <Abortion> We haven't strayed far off it
22:55:31 <steven_> i won!
22:55:34 <Sharni> !slot
22:55:34 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
22:55:34 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 238 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:55:35 <Herb_Dean> JENSANALBEEDS JENSANALBEEDS JENSSTRAPON ::: Sharni lost
22:55:39 <Sharni> Moo
22:55:40 <steven_> !slot
22:55:40 <Herb_Dean> steven_ 1 Credit used from your account.
22:55:41 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 239 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:55:41 <Herb_Dean> JENSPUSSY JENSCUMBUCKET JENSSHITSTAINS ::: steven_ lost
22:55:55 <steven_> !cash
22:55:55 <Herb_Dean> steven_'s Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 111 Lost games: 2 Net: 109
22:55:59 <Abortion> Anal Beads, not beeds
22:56:04 <steven_> fuck!
22:56:13 <Sharni> Lmao
22:56:18 <steven_> make it analbleeds
22:56:24 <Abortion> hardcore
22:56:27 <steven_> ;p
22:56:33 <Sharni> !random
22:56:33 <Herb_Dean> [62737] T: 20:26:46 <Sharni> Lol
22:56:37 <Abortion> or should I say, cancer
22:56:43 <Sharni> Noo
22:56:54 <steven_> JENSPROSTATE
22:56:55 <Sharni> !slot
22:56:55 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
22:56:55 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 240 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:56:55 <Herb_Dean> JENSCUMBUCKET JENSSTRAPON JENSPUSSY ::: Sharni lost
22:57:04 <Abortion> lol so you're saying jen is actually a man?
22:57:12 <steven_> yesh
22:57:24 <steven_> im sure her clit can count for balls these days
22:57:40 <thestig> hahaha
22:57:45 <thestig> !slot
22:57:45 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
22:57:45 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 241 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:57:45 <Herb_Dean> JENSARSEHOLE JENSANALBEADS JENSBREATHE ::: thestig lost
22:59:00 <steven_> !cash thestig
22:59:00 <Herb_Dean> thestig's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 0 Lost games: 23 Net: -23
22:59:04 <steven_> lol
22:59:21 <steven_> 0/23
22:59:34 <thestig> oh here we go
22:59:37 <thestig> now im on tic
22:59:41 <thestig> !slot
22:59:41 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
22:59:42 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 242 ::: Rolling the wheels.
22:59:42 <Herb_Dean> JENSARSEHOLE JENSTOOTHBRUSH JENSANALBEADS ::: thestig lost
22:59:45 <thestig> fuckkk
22:59:51 <steven_> $1 a shot
22:59:53 <steven_> this is real moneyh
22:59:56 <steven_> and im the banker
22:59:59 <steven_> also a wanker
22:59:59 <thestig> loll
23:00:06 <thestig> i was just thinking that
23:00:09 <thestig> when u said banker
23:00:10 <steven_> ;p
23:00:17 <thestig> lol
23:00:30 <steven_> !slot
23:00:30 <Herb_Dean> steven_ 1 Credit used from your account.
23:00:31 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 243 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:00:31 <Herb_Dean> JENSANALBEADS JENSANALBEADS JENSANALBEADS ::: steven_ win
23:00:31 <Herb_Dean> J A C K P O T !!! steven_ just won 243 points in channel #nerdhacks !
23:00:33 <steven_> HAHAHAHAAH
23:00:42 <thestig> FUCKING RIGGED
23:00:46 <steven_> 100%
23:00:49 <thestig> lol
23:00:51 <steven_> legit no joke
23:01:04 <steven_> there is no way it can be rigged
23:01:07 <Abortion> real pokies are rigged
23:01:07 <steven_> its scripted to be random
23:01:13 <thestig> !slot
23:01:14 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
23:01:14 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 201 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:01:14 <Herb_Dean> JENSPISSSTAINS JENSSTRAPON JENSBREATHE ::: thestig lost
23:01:27 <Abortion> I'm not even kidding
23:01:34 <steven_> yeah
23:01:38 <steven_> even skill testers are rigged
23:01:56 <steven_> they wont let you win unless the machine has made enough money
23:02:02 <Abortion> While they are technically random, the probabilities are designed so after x many runs, as approaches infinity (ie many runs) you will lose
23:05:04 <Sharni> Steven
23:05:12 <Sharni> Your a fucking slart
23:05:29 <Abortion> The one you have here zeems to be zero sum though
23:05:39 <Sharni> !slot
23:05:39 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
23:05:40 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 203 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:05:40 <Herb_Dean> JENSSTRAPON JENSSTRAPON JENSSHITSTAINS ::: Sharni lost
23:06:00 <Abortion> well actually its positive sum
23:06:07 <thestig> !slot
23:06:07 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
23:06:07 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 204 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:06:08 <Herb_Dean> JENSSTRAPON JENSTOOTHBRUSH JENSSTRAPON ::: thestig lost
23:06:11 <steven_> fuck
23:06:14 <thestig> soo closeeee
23:06:16 <Sharni> !slot
23:06:16 <Abortion> because it restarts at something higher than zero
23:06:16 <Herb_Dean> Sharni You have to wait 24 seconds before playing again.
23:06:18 <steven_> i think it might be next
23:06:22 <steven_> i dunno
23:06:24 <Sharni> Ohhhh
23:06:29 <Sharni> Fucking
23:06:29 <steven_> im thinking i should go
23:06:33 <steven_> but i dont wanna waste a credit
23:06:33 <Sharni> Nooo
23:06:36 <Sharni> Yea
23:06:37 <thestig> !slot
23:06:37 <Herb_Dean> thestig You have to wait 31 seconds before playing again.
23:06:38 <Sharni> Don't
23:06:39 <steven_> !cash
23:06:39 <Herb_Dean> steven_'s Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 246 Lost games: 3 Net: 243
23:06:40 <Abortion> so actually, this slot machine, if you keep playing it, will give you positive returns
23:06:42 <Sharni> !slot
23:06:42 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
23:06:42 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 205 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:06:43 <Herb_Dean> JENSANALBEADS JENSSTRAPON JENSPUSSY ::: Sharni lost
23:06:45 <steven_> i only have 243
23:06:46 <Sharni> :(
23:06:48 <steven_> i lost 3 games
23:06:49 <thestig> !slot
23:06:50 <steven_> won 2
23:06:50 <Herb_Dean> thestig You have to wait 18 seconds before playing again.
23:06:52 <steven_> LOLOLOL
23:06:56 <steven_> im at 75%
23:06:58 <Sharni> !cash
23:06:58 <Herb_Dean> Sharni's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 0 Lost games: 14 Net: -14
23:07:01 <steven_> Abortion
23:07:04 <Abortion> if that is, its not completely rigged
23:07:07 <Sharni> Doing good ;/
23:07:19 <thestig> !slot
23:07:19 <Abortion> you have to do hundreds of runs though
23:07:20 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
23:07:20 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 206 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:07:20 <Herb_Dean> JENSANALBEADS JENSANALBEADS JENSPISSSTAINS ::: thestig lost
23:07:23 <Abortion> yah steven_?
23:07:29 <Sharni> !slot
23:07:29 <Herb_Dean> Sharni You have to wait 13 seconds before playing again.
23:07:32 <thestig> !cash
23:07:32 <Herb_Dean> thestig's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 0 Lost games: 28 Net: -28
23:07:33 <Sharni> Bitch
23:07:34 <steven_> is it 75%
23:07:39 <steven_> now im doubting myself
23:07:44 <Sharni> !slot
23:07:44 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
23:07:45 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 207 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:07:45 <Herb_Dean> JENSTOOTHBRUSH JENSARSEHOLE JENSSTRAPON ::: Sharni lost
23:07:46 <Abortion> 75% eh?
23:07:48 <steven_> <Herb_Dean> steven_'s Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 246 Lost games: 3 Net: 243
23:07:56 <steven_> lost 3 won 2
23:07:56 <steven_> er
23:08:04 <Sharni> Yas
23:08:09 <Sharni> 75%
23:08:12 <steven_> nuh its not
23:08:12 <Abortion> win rate should be 1.23%
23:08:16 <Sharni> shush
23:08:20 <Sharni> Leave it at that
23:08:23 <Abortion> oh yours is 40%
23:08:34 <Sharni> !slot
23:08:35 <Herb_Dean> Sharni You have to wait 10 seconds before playing again.
23:08:35 <Abortion> for games
23:08:45 <Abortion> but yeah, the won amount is not a count of games
23:08:48 <Sharni> !slot
23:08:49 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
23:08:49 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 208 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:08:49 <Herb_Dean> JENSANALBEADS JENSANALBEADS JENSARSEHOLE ::: Sharni lost
23:08:53 <steven_> !cash
23:08:53 <Herb_Dean> steven_'s Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 246 Lost games: 3 Net: 243
23:08:54 <Herb_Dean> steven_ Last winner was: steven_ and they won 243 points
23:08:54 <Herb_Dean> steven_ Chance of winning: 1.5625% Number of Winners: 2
23:09:05 <Sharni> !cash
23:09:06 <Herb_Dean> Sharni's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 0 Lost games: 16 Net: -16
23:09:06 <Herb_Dean> Sharni Last winner was: steven_ and they won 243 points
23:09:06 <Herb_Dean> Sharni Chance of winning: 1.5625% Number of Winners: 2
23:09:12 <thestig> !slot
23:09:13 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
23:09:13 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 209 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:09:13 <Herb_Dean> JENSTOOTHBRUSH JENSSHITSTAINS JENSCUMBUCKET ::: thestig lost
23:09:14 <steven_> hmm
23:09:33 <Abortion> but yeah, this slot machine would lose you money
23:09:41 <Abortion> because the jackpot starts at 100
23:09:46 <Abortion> and goes up one for each game
23:09:58 <Abortion> even if it didn't, 100 is still more than the 81 games to win
23:10:07 <Abortion> (on average)
23:10:10 <steven_> but who says your going to win :P
23:10:17 <steven_> u may never win a game
23:10:21 <steven_> its quite possible
23:10:22 <Abortion> <Abortion> if that is, its not completely rigged
23:10:24 <thestig> !slot
23:10:24 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
23:10:24 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 210 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:10:25 <Herb_Dean> JENSARSEHOLE JENSPISSSTAINS JENSSHITSTAINS ::: thestig lost
23:10:35 <thestig> so so rigged
23:10:40 <steven_> its 100% random
23:10:49 <steven_> the last one only had 6 answers
23:10:56 <Abortion> oh, yes strictly its possible
23:10:56 <steven_> so more chance of winning
23:11:14 <Abortion> but its vanishingly small chances of there not being a winner after hundreds of runs
23:11:21 <Abortion> uh
23:11:26 <steven_> it took 43
23:11:31 <steven_> shots before the last one went off
23:11:35 <Abortion> there should never be an increased or decreased chance of winning on each run
23:11:49 <Abortion> probabilities do not change if it is random
23:11:58 <steven_> i think he chances of winning
23:12:02 <steven_> changes as someone wins
23:12:06 <Abortion> never
23:12:11 <Abortion> not unless you're removing combinations
23:12:14 <Abortion> like blackjack
23:12:17 <steven_> nuh
23:12:19 <Sharni> !slot
23:12:20 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
23:12:20 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 211 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:12:20 <Herb_Dean> JENSTOOTHBRUSH JENSPISSSTAINS JENSPUSSY ::: Sharni lost
23:12:21 <steven_> all combinations are left
23:12:28 <steven_> everygame uses all 9
23:12:34 <Abortion> then no, the past does not affect future runs
23:12:41 <Abortion> its an expected average
23:12:44 <thestig> !slot
23:12:44 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
23:12:44 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 212 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:12:44 <Herb_Dean> JENSSHITSTAINS JENSCUMBUCKET JENSBREATHE ::: thestig lost
23:12:50 <Abortion> with enough runs, it will get closer and closer
23:12:53 <thestig> i feel a win coming on
23:13:00 <Abortion> because we've only done a few, it doesn't seem that way
23:13:03 <steven_> confirmed
23:13:06 <steven_> its just a
23:13:17 <Sharni> Scam
23:13:26 <steven_> //say $r(1,9) $r(1,9) $r(1,9)
23:13:27 <steven_> 2 2 5
23:13:28 <steven_> 1 1 3
23:13:29 <steven_> 5 9 8
23:13:30 <steven_> 7 2 3
23:13:31 <steven_> 1 6 5
23:13:32 <Abortion> Sharni: If its random, its not, and you'll come out on top
23:13:33 <thestig> haha scam
23:13:39 <Abortion> you just really need to do hundreds of runs
23:13:40 <thestig> !slot
23:13:40 <Herb_Dean> thestig You have to wait 4 seconds before playing again.
23:13:46 <thestig> !slot
23:13:46 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
23:13:46 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 213 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:13:47 <Herb_Dean> JENSSHITSTAINS JENSSTRAPON JENSPISSSTAINS ::: thestig lost
23:13:47 <steven_> if youre using mirc
23:13:51 <steven_> you can just do this
23:13:53 <steven_> //say $r(1,9) $r(1,9) $r(1,9)
23:13:57 <steven_> its the same principle
23:13:57 <Sharni> !slot
23:13:57 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
23:13:58 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 214 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:13:58 <Herb_Dean> JENSSTRAPON JENSARSEHOLE JENSSTRAPON ::: Sharni lost
23:14:01 <Abortion> yeah
23:14:07 <thestig> 2 6 7
23:14:17 <Abortion> I'm also making assumptions about your $r() function
23:14:18 <thestig> 9 2 1
23:14:24 <thestig> 4 2 9
23:14:27 <steven_> hahaah
23:14:31 <steven_> stig is a addict
23:14:39 <steven_> he needs the combinations
23:14:44 <steven_> i will take him to the cas
23:14:46 <steven_> haaah
23:14:54 <thestig> haha nah
23:14:55 <steven_> stig when we going to the crown
23:14:58 <thestig> i got banned
23:15:01 <steven_> ahsahahaha
23:15:04 <steven_> !slot
23:15:04 <Herb_Dean> steven_ 1 Credit used from your account.
23:15:05 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 215 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:15:05 <Herb_Dean> JENSPUSSY JENSCUMBUCKET JENSTOOTHBRUSH ::: steven_ lost
23:15:07 <steven_> fuck off
23:15:11 <Abortion> yeah, I was pretty good at maths, when you do statistics, you learn this. Probabilities are not intuative, thats why people play the lottery, because they think losing increases your chances of winning in the future
23:15:11 <steven_> lost 1 credit
23:15:13 <steven_> this is fucked
23:15:33 <steven_> the way you win lotto
23:15:47 <steven_> is you need to line up in the right order and get a random pick
23:15:56 <thestig> !slot
23:15:56 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
23:15:57 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 216 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:15:57 <Herb_Dean> JENSSHITSTAINS JENSTOOTHBRUSH JENSSHITSTAINS ::: thestig lost
23:15:59 <Abortion> but yeah, because of the 30 second timeout, for 100 runs, you need to do it for 50 minutes
23:16:03 <Abortion> on each 30 seconds
23:16:03 <steven_> let the old lady go infront of you will increase your chances
23:16:06 <Sharni> !slot
23:16:07 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
23:16:07 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 217 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:16:07 <Herb_Dean> JENSPUSSY JENSANALBEADS JENSPUSSY ::: Sharni lost
23:16:15 <steven_> yes
23:16:17 <Abortion> yah in maths terms that does exactly fuck all
23:16:19 <steven_> and how long should the timer be
23:16:30 <steven_> its more then the 30 seconds
23:16:36 <steven_> because they will forget
23:16:45 <Abortion> exactly
23:16:46 <steven_> so basicly 40seconds
23:17:03 <steven_> give or take, stigg will prolly hit dead on 30 seconds
23:17:05 <steven_> hahaha
23:17:12 <Sharni> !slot
23:17:12 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
23:17:12 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 218 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:17:12 <Herb_Dean> JENSSTRAPON JENSBREATHE JENSANALBEADS ::: Sharni lost
23:17:16 <Abortion> but yeah, lottery however, is not truely random. There are enough runs that there tends to be favouritism for particular balls
23:17:18 <steven_> /timer 1 30 /msg #nerdhacks !slot
23:17:24 <Sharni> Fuuuuukkkkkkkkkkk
23:17:41 <Abortion> potentially an easy pick could be tuned to pick non-favoured balls, but I don't know if thats the case
23:17:45 <steven_> !slot 20
23:17:59 <steven_> so you think if you are in positive
23:18:10 <steven_> you should be able to !slot amount
23:18:20 <steven_> if you a neg you can only use 1 credit and try get jackpot
23:18:33 <steven_> im sure there will be more negs then positives
23:18:39 <Abortion> if my client would let me, I'd just get it to !slot all night
23:18:45 <steven_> hahah
23:18:48 <Abortion> but it doesn't have scripting
23:18:48 <steven_> cheater!
23:19:06 <steven_> i think next one is jackpot
23:19:08 <steven_> !cash Sharni
23:19:08 <Herb_Dean> Sharni's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 0 Lost games: 20 Net: -20
23:19:08 <Herb_Dean> steven_ Last winner was: steven_ and they won 243 points
23:19:08 <Herb_Dean> steven_ Chance of winning: 1.5625% Number of Winners: 2
23:19:26 <Abortion> lol ok
23:19:27 <Abortion> !slot
23:19:28 <Herb_Dean> Abortion 1 Credit used from your account.
23:19:28 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 219 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:19:28 <Herb_Dean> JENSANALBEADS JENSPISSSTAINS JENSPISSSTAINS ::: Abortion lost
23:19:33 <Sharni> !slot
23:19:33 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
23:19:33 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 220 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:19:33 <Herb_Dean> JENSTOOTHBRUSH JENSPUSSY JENSTOOTHBRUSH ::: Sharni lost
23:19:34 <Abortion> nup
23:19:46 <steven_> fuck
23:19:52 <steven_> !cash thestig
23:19:53 <Herb_Dean> thestig's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 0 Lost games: 33 Net: -33
23:19:53 <Herb_Dean> steven_ Last winner was: steven_ and they won 243 points
23:19:53 <Herb_Dean> steven_ Chance of winning: 1.5625% Number of Winners: 2
23:19:55 <steven_> -33
23:20:07 <Abortion> Why'd you think it was steven_?
23:20:07 <steven_> stig will need a win to go positive soon
23:20:09 <steven_> :P
23:20:15 <Abortion> he'll be fine
23:20:21 <steven_> i think its just timing
23:20:22 <Abortion> just needs to do a couple hundred runs to be sure
23:20:26 <Sharni> !slot
23:20:27 <Herb_Dean> Sharni You have to wait 7 seconds before playing again.
23:20:29 <Abortion> the random function might be timing
23:20:32 <Sharni> !slot
23:20:33 <Herb_Dean> Sharni You have to wait 1 seconds before playing again.
23:20:37 <Sharni> !slot
23:20:38 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
23:20:38 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 221 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:20:38 <Herb_Dean> JENSANALBEADS JENSTOOTHBRUSH JENSCUMBUCKET ::: Sharni lost
23:20:42 <Abortion> but then you'd be disputing its claim to randomness
23:21:16 <Abortion> !stats
23:21:17 <Herb_Dean> [Abortion] Spoken words: 10517 (55048 letters) Commands used 0. 1753 lines and 17 actions.
23:21:24 <Abortion> !cash
23:21:24 <Herb_Dean> Abortion's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 0 Lost games: 1 Net: -1
23:21:25 <Herb_Dean> Abortion Last winner was: steven_ and they won 243 points
23:21:25 <Herb_Dean> Abortion Chance of winning: 1.5625% Number of Winners: 2
23:21:46 <steven_> Odds in favour of event A occurring = Pr(A) / Pr(A')
23:21:46 <steven_> Odds against event A occurring = Pr(A') / Pr(A)
23:22:05 <thestig> !slot
23:22:05 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
23:22:05 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 222 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:22:05 <Herb_Dean> JENSSHITSTAINS JENSANALBEADS JENSARSEHOLE ::: thestig lost
23:22:09 <steven_> so its
23:22:11 <Sharni> !slot
23:22:11 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
23:22:12 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 223 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:22:12 <Herb_Dean> JENSARSEHOLE JENSSHITSTAINS JENSSTRAPON ::: Sharni lost
23:22:12 <steven_> 1 chance of winning
23:22:17 <steven_> and 8 chances of losing
23:22:23 <Abortion> uh
23:22:24 <Sharni> Bull shit
23:22:36 <steven_> so its 1/8 chances of winning
23:22:39 <steven_> yeah
23:22:40 <steven_> ?
23:22:42 <Sharni> Bill
23:22:43 <steven_> so 1/9 was wrong
23:22:47 <Sharni> Bull
23:22:54 <Sharni> I wouldn't won by now
23:22:56 <steven_> even tho there is 9
23:22:57 <Sharni> !slot
23:22:57 <Herb_Dean> Sharni You have to wait 15 seconds before playing again.
23:23:01 <steven_> only 1 is a winner
23:23:03 <steven_> making it 8
23:23:09 <steven_> :P
23:23:12 <Abortion> I think you got Pr(A') wrong
23:23:17 <steven_> really need to use the brain
23:23:17 <Sharni> !slot
23:23:18 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
23:23:18 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 224 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:23:18 <Herb_Dean> JENSARSEHOLE JENSTOOTHBRUSH JENSTOOTHBRUSH ::: Sharni lost
23:23:19 <Abortion> also there are 9 winning combos
23:23:27 <steven_> but take away the winning one
23:23:30 <Sharni> I don't have a brain
23:23:32 <steven_> and there is 8 chances of losing
23:23:39 <Abortion> ok hear me out
23:23:39 <steven_> and 1 chance of winning
23:23:43 <steven_> ok go
23:23:47 <steven_> im going for cone :P~
23:23:58 <Abortion> there are 3 reels
23:24:00 <thestig> !slot
23:24:00 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
23:24:01 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 225 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:24:01 <Herb_Dean> JENSTOOTHBRUSH JENSSTRAPON JENSPUSSY ::: thestig lost
23:24:08 <steven_> yep
23:24:13 <Abortion> each reel has 9 tiles
23:24:25 <steven_> 9x table is my fav
23:24:40 <Abortion> so for a single of the first, there are 9 combos on the second
23:24:50 <Abortion> but then you have to do that 8 more times
23:24:53 <Abortion> thats our 81
23:24:59 <Abortion> but then there is the third reel
23:25:12 <Abortion> and for each of those 9 tiles in the third
23:25:16 <Abortion> there are the original 81
23:25:22 <Abortion> so 9 * 81
23:25:23 <steven_> yes
23:25:32 <Abortion> 729
23:25:33 <Sharni> !slot
23:25:33 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
23:25:34 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 226 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:25:34 <Herb_Dean> JENSSHITSTAINS JENSSHITSTAINS JENSSHITSTAINS ::: Sharni win
23:25:34 <Herb_Dean> J A C K P O T !!! Sharni just won 226 points in channel #nerdhacks !
23:25:36 <steven_> lol
23:25:36 <Sharni> Omg
23:25:39 <steven_> slut
23:25:39 <Abortion> thats how many possible combinations there are
23:25:43 <Sharni> Ahahahha yay
23:25:44 <Sharni> :)
23:25:47 <steven_> !cash Sharni
23:25:47 <Herb_Dean> Sharni's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 251 Lost games: 25 Net: 226
23:25:47 <Herb_Dean> steven_ Last winner was: Sharni and they won 226 points
23:25:47 <Herb_Dean> steven_ Chance of winning: 1.5625% Number of Winners: 3
23:25:51 <steven_> !cash steven_
23:25:51 <Herb_Dean> steven_'s Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 246 Lost games: 4 Net: 242
23:25:51 <Herb_Dean> steven_ Last winner was: Sharni and they won 226 points
23:25:51 <Herb_Dean> steven_ Chance of winning: 1.5625% Number of Winners: 3
23:25:55 <Sharni> Shit stains for the win
23:25:55 <steven_> hahaha get rekt
23:25:58 <Abortion> so any one combination has a 1/729 chance of occuring
23:26:04 <Abortion> but 9 of them are winners
23:26:04 <steven_> lol
23:26:13 <Abortion> so there is a 9/729 chance of winning
23:26:26 <Abortion> break that down, and you get 1/81
23:26:47 <thestig> Sharni omg congrats
23:27:03 <Abortion> the odds are pretty good eh
23:27:08 <Sharni> I know right
23:27:20 <Abortion> better than lotto with about 1/8,000,000
23:27:20 <Sharni> I'll feel like I've won the lottery I'm set for life man
23:27:29 <Sharni> !cash
23:27:29 <Herb_Dean> Sharni's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 251 Lost games: 25 Net: 226
23:27:29 <Herb_Dean> Sharni Last winner was: Sharni and they won 226 points
23:27:29 <Herb_Dean> Sharni Chance of winning: 1.5625% Number of Winners: 3
23:27:33 <Abortion> oz lotto is like 1/45,000,000
23:27:34 <Sharni> Paid all me debts
23:27:40 <thestig> lol
23:27:41 <steven_> im not arguing because 1/81 is what came to my head without even thinking much, so i was right
23:27:46 <steven_> but im now working it out otherways
23:27:50 <thestig> !slot
23:27:50 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
23:27:51 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 201 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:27:51 <Herb_Dean> JENSARSEHOLE JENSSTRAPON JENSANALBEADS ::: thestig lost
23:27:51 <steven_> ill write up a formular
23:27:57 <thestig> !cash
23:27:57 <Herb_Dean> thestig's Slot Machine stats: Won Amount: 0 Lost games: 36 Net: -36
23:27:57 <Herb_Dean> thestig Last winner was: Sharni and they won 226 points
23:27:58 <Herb_Dean> thestig Chance of winning: 1.5625% Number of Winners: 3
23:28:11 <Abortion> yeah as I said this slot machine will give you positive if you keep playing it
23:28:19 <Abortion> steven_'s casino is going to lose money
23:29:19 <Abortion> the thing is, because it always gains 1 credit (the credit you put in) regardless of combinations, it'll always give you back what you put in, and then another 100
23:29:24 <Sharni> !slot
23:29:25 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
23:29:25 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 202 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:29:25 <Herb_Dean> JENSPUSSY JENSARSEHOLE JENSTOOTHBRUSH ::: Sharni lost
23:29:30 <Abortion> but thats assuming you could play it forever
23:29:32 Join: Simwolf ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:29:44 <Abortion> realistically, with small enough chances, you wouldn't get it back because you can't play forever
23:29:53 <thestig> hey simwolf
23:30:04 <thestig> !slot
23:30:05 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
23:30:05 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 203 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:30:05 <Herb_Dean> JENSARSEHOLE JENSANALBEADS JENSPISSSTAINS ::: thestig lost
23:30:14 <springroll> lol
23:30:16 <springroll> jens anal beads
23:30:17 <springroll> JAHAHAHAHAHA
23:30:21 <thestig> haha
23:30:25 <Sharni> !slot
23:30:26 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
23:30:26 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 204 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:30:26 <Herb_Dean> JENSSTRAPON JENSBREATHE JENSANALBEADS ::: Sharni lost
23:30:37 <thestig> !slot
23:30:37 <Herb_Dean> thestig You have to wait 28 seconds before playing again.
23:30:47 Join: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:30:48 Mode: (by bios) +o TokenDaRing
23:30:49 <Sharni> !random
23:30:50 <Herb_Dean> [43812] T: 15:53:11 <sharni> You can be a bogan coon like me Steven
23:31:15 <Sharni> !random steven_
23:31:15 <Herb_Dean> [39245] T: 16:19:15 <steven_> i think so
23:31:25 <Sharni> !random
23:31:25 <Herb_Dean> [1054] T: 14:50:08 <sharni> Lmao
23:31:41 <thestig> !slot
23:31:41 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
23:31:41 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 205 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:31:42 <Herb_Dean> JENSPISSSTAINS JENSSTRAPON JENSSHITSTAINS ::: thestig lost
23:31:45 <thestig> im over it
23:31:51 <Abortion> lol
23:32:02 <Abortion> the irony
23:32:12 <Abortion> you're over a slot machine which you would win
23:32:19 <Abortion> but people get addicted to pokies where you'd lose
23:33:05 <Abortion> That's the power of fancy graphics and cheerful sounds
23:33:26 <President_Trump> !slot 448
23:33:58 <thestig> are you working for steven?
23:34:00 <President_Trump> stevenn get the other jen game back loser
23:34:09 <thestig> trying to increase my gambling habit
23:34:20 <steven_> http://www.mathsteacher.com.au/year10/ch05_probability/07_odds/odds.htm
23:34:28 <Abortion> I'm just telling you how it is
23:35:01 <Abortion> oh hmm
23:35:13 <Abortion> yeah odds are written differently to probability
23:35:15 <Sharni> !slot
23:35:15 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
23:35:15 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 206 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:35:15 <Herb_Dean> JENSTOOTHBRUSH JENSSHITSTAINS JENSSTRAPON ::: Sharni lost
23:35:34 <steven_> i guess none of them are really right
23:35:49 <steven_> it still comes down to random :P
23:35:52 <Abortion> all that means are your odds are 1:80 but your probability is 1/81
23:36:11 <thestig> !slot
23:36:11 <Herb_Dean> thestig 1 Credit used from your account.
23:36:11 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 207 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:36:11 <Herb_Dean> JENSBREATHE JENSTOOTHBRUSH JENSPUSSY ::: thestig lost
23:36:13 <Sharni> Omg i dropped maths for a reason
23:36:18 <Sharni> Fuck this shit
23:36:22 <thestig> lol
23:36:29 <steven_> what are you complaining about sharni
23:36:32 <steven_> ur coming second
23:36:35 <Abortion> Well take it from me, as someone who did maths into uni
23:36:36 <steven_> SLART
23:36:48 <Sharni> You guys talking about maths shit
23:36:50 <Abortion> only first year
23:36:55 <steven_> i was going to say
23:37:01 <steven_> i corrected your number!
23:37:01 <steven_> :P
23:37:05 <Sharni> Lol
23:37:07 <steven_> im a yr 10 drop out
23:37:15 <Sharni> Nice
23:37:26 <steven_> Abortion
23:37:29 <Sharni> I dropped out in year 12
23:37:30 <Abortion> I'm more used to probability
23:37:32 <steven_> have you watched letters and numbers?
23:37:35 <Abortion> no
23:37:35 <Sharni> Should of stayed
23:37:39 <steven_> watch it
23:37:40 <Sharni> Ohhh well
23:37:46 <steven_> you may like it
23:37:51 <Sharni> Watch me whip
23:37:53 <Abortion> is it about a savant?
23:37:53 <steven_> i like it and can get most of them
23:38:03 <steven_> uhhh
23:38:08 <Sharni> !slot
23:38:08 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
23:38:08 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 208 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:38:08 <thestig> sharni u can always do a bridging course
23:38:08 <Herb_Dean> JENSSTRAPON JENSBREATHE JENSARSEHOLE ::: Sharni lost
23:38:10 <steven_> gimme 2 seconds, its worth watching for the chick
23:38:12 <steven_> she is hot
23:38:14 <steven_> and smart
23:38:14 <steven_> :P
23:38:21 <Sharni> Men...
23:38:24 <Abortion> like a super smart person who is impossibly good at what they do
23:38:41 <Abortion> oh wait
23:38:45 <Abortion> no I know the one
23:38:47 <Abortion> its that game show on SBS
23:38:49 <Abortion> I've seen that
23:38:58 <Sharni> No you don't
23:39:02 <Sharni> Stop lying
23:39:12 <Abortion> SBS or ABC
23:39:14 <Abortion> w/e
23:39:34 <Abortion> I've seen it, maybe 3 times
23:39:43 <Sharni> Oh yeah
23:39:58 <thestig> he has the dvd collection
23:40:35 <Abortion> smart and hot
23:40:36 <Abortion> whats not to like
23:40:39 <Abortion> unless you're circle
23:40:45 <Abortion> huehuehuehue
23:40:45 Join: AsSyRiAn_KiNgS ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:41:19 <Sharni> Unless your a circle
23:41:22 <Sharni> ?
23:41:35 <thestig> lol who is circle
23:41:37 <Abortion> no no, circle who is in this chat
23:41:41 * thestig slaps circle around a bit with a large trout
23:41:42 <Sharni> Ohhhhh
23:41:49 <Sharni> Lmao
23:41:52 <Abortion> he has expressed in #pd quite clearly that he likes his girls dumb
23:42:11 Quit: Herb_Dean ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
23:42:16 <Sharni> Haha... I can't stand dumb makes
23:42:17 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
23:42:22 <Sharni> Males
23:42:40 <Abortion> standards for dumb vary...
23:42:51 <Sharni> More dumb girls out there than what there is males though
23:42:58 <Abortion> idk
23:43:02 <Abortion> the stats are pretty unclear
23:43:04 <thestig> so thats how i got sex
23:43:15 <Sharni> Lol what
23:43:20 <Abortion> all that is clear is that males tend to be more in the very smart and very dumb direction
23:43:32 <Abortion> so females tend to be more in the middle
23:43:39 <Sharni> Hmm idk
23:44:15 Join: Herb_Dean ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:44:23 <Abortion> the average would be a few IQ points different at most
23:44:33 <Abortion> if I drew a bell curve for each, that'd be the obvious difference
23:44:46 <President_Trump> Sharni has nigger intelligence
23:44:48 <erlich> yeah, this is true
23:44:48 <thestig> please draw it
23:44:50 <erlich> and it shows on IRC too
23:45:03 <thestig> erlich who was renne from pd
23:45:08 <erlich> most females are clustered around the mean, and the brightest peopleare males but also the dumbest too
23:45:11 <Sharni> Says the ranga
23:45:18 <erlich> she was that stripper chick that was also a feminist
23:45:21 <erlich> why do you ask?
23:45:34 <erlich> her IQ was about 115
23:45:37 <Abortion> so she was an old school femenist then?
23:45:39 <erlich> i cant remmeber exactly
23:45:40 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> !fact
23:45:40 <Herb_Dean> [26951] Between 1979 and 1999, the planet Neptune was farther from the Sun than Pluto. This won't happen again until 2227.
23:45:48 <Abortion> not like the current crop
23:46:09 <Abortion> Old school femenists embraced their sexuality
23:46:32 <Abortion> ie from the 60
23:46:32 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> Abortion, if i gave u $5 then told you, you could spend $5 every hour how long would it take you to spend?
23:46:34 <Abortion> 50
23:46:38 <Abortion> 60's and earlier
23:46:59 <Abortion> AsSyRiAn_KiNgS: Would I spend it $5 at a time?
23:47:03 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> yes
23:47:14 <Abortion> then I could spend it in the first second
23:47:29 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> you can spend $5 per hour
23:47:44 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> er
23:47:45 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> sorry
23:47:48 <erlich> there have been a few smart females on here but they were also the craziest
23:47:52 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> i forgot a 1
23:47:53 <erlich> very high levels of neurosis
23:48:01 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> Abortion, if i gave u $15 then told you, you could spend $5 every hour how long would it take you to spend?
23:48:03 <Abortion> 2 hours and 1 second then
23:48:04 <erlich> and they never cared thast they were smart
23:48:15 <erlich> it's always the dumb girls that have to make a point they are 'clever'
23:48:25 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> close enuff
23:48:59 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> Abortion, milk milk milk what do cows drink
23:49:05 <Abortion> water
23:49:07 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> hahaha
23:49:20 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> toast toast toast what do you put in a toaster?
23:49:24 <Abortion> bread
23:49:26 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> hashahaaha
23:49:27 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> im done
23:49:36 <Abortion> yeah I've seen those before
23:49:39 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> 100%
23:49:40 <Abortion> doesn't work if you've seen it
23:49:44 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> yea
23:49:49 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> you really need to hear it
23:49:51 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> :P
23:50:44 <Abortion> the $15 thing is like the "If a petri dish doubles every minute in bacteria numbers (at the end of each minute), and it takes an hour to fill, after how many minutes if the petri dish half full"
23:51:01 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> yeah
23:51:08 <Sharni> !slot
23:51:08 <Herb_Dean> Sharni 1 Credit used from your account.
23:51:09 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 209 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:51:09 <Herb_Dean> JENSTOOTHBRUSH JENSPUSSY JENSBREATHE ::: Sharni lost
23:51:22 <Sharni> Bye Slarts
23:51:24 Part: Sharni ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
23:51:24 <Herb_Dean> Sharni spent 6hrs 5mins 54secs in the channel
23:51:38 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> its was really, "if i gave you 3 pills and told you to take one every hour how long would it take you?"
23:51:52 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> but i justt changed it
23:51:57 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> !slot
23:51:57 <Herb_Dean> AsSyRiAn_KiNgS 1 Credit used from your account.
23:51:57 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 210 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:51:57 <Herb_Dean> JENSANALBEADS JENSTOOTHBRUSH JENSARSEHOLE ::: AsSyRiAn_KiNgS lost
23:51:57 <Abortion> fair enough
23:52:05 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> :}
23:52:08 <Abortion> I hadn't heard that particular one though
23:52:18 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> i made it up
23:52:25 <Abortion> well either
23:52:32 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> oh yeah
23:52:46 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> again, a million combinations you could use!
23:53:02 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> i was going to make xbox mods
23:53:12 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> so when u join it would ask you math questions
23:53:17 <Abortion> lol
23:53:17 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> if you get them right you unlock a new mod
23:53:23 <Abortion> so many 12 year olds wouldn't get em
23:53:25 <Abortion> and would bitch
23:53:26 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> i know
23:53:30 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> it would be funny
23:53:36 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> 'muuum'
23:53:44 <President_Trump> stevenn
23:53:48 <President_Trump> !slot 69
23:53:55 <Abortion> You could tell them to "get a fucking education"
23:53:55 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> so what
23:54:00 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> u want it to..........
23:54:00 <President_Trump> get it back loser
23:54:05 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> be like the old one trump?
23:54:10 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> the layout?
23:54:20 <TokenDaRing> Sup?
23:54:27 <TokenDaRing> How's it going fellow chatters?
23:54:30 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> good good
23:54:32 <President_Trump> i like the anticipation and salivating to see if i am going to get jenspussy
23:54:37 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> uhh
23:54:37 <President_Trump> the waiting
23:54:39 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> so a timer
23:54:43 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> i was going to add it
23:54:47 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> you tell me the times
23:54:56 <President_Trump> i want the old one
23:54:59 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> its fully customised
23:55:01 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> yeh we can do it
23:55:05 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> but we can do some editts
23:55:12 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> so 2 seconds
23:56:23 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> !slot
23:56:23 <Herb_Dean> AsSyRiAn_KiNgS 1 Credit used from your account.
23:56:23 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 211 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:56:23 <Herb_Dean> JENSCUMBUCKET
23:56:25 <Herb_Dean> JENSCUMBUCKET JENSSHITSTAINS
23:56:26 <Herb_Dean> JENSCUMBUCKET JENSSHITSTAINS JENSCUMBUCKET ::: AsSyRiAn_KiNgS lost
23:57:18 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> !slot
23:57:18 <Herb_Dean> AsSyRiAn_KiNgS You have to wait 6 seconds before playing again.
23:57:33 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> trump
23:57:54 <President_Trump> !slot
23:57:54 <Herb_Dean> President_Trump 1 Credit used from your account.
23:57:54 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 212 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:57:54 <Herb_Dean> JENSPUSSY
23:57:57 <Herb_Dean> JENSPUSSY JENSSTRAPON
23:58:03 <Herb_Dean> JENSPUSSY JENSSTRAPON JENSCUMBUCKET ::: President_Trump lost
23:58:09 <AsSyRiAn_KiNgS> but ill add the old shit back in
23:58:17 <President_Trump> still too fast
23:58:34 <TokenDaRing> !slot
23:58:34 <Herb_Dean> TokenDaRing 1 Credit used from your account.
23:58:34 <Herb_Dean> [SLOT-MACHINE] Current Jackpot: 213 ::: Rolling the wheels.
23:58:35 <Herb_Dean> JENSTOOTHBRUSH
23:58:38 <Herb_Dean> JENSTOOTHBRUSH JENSSHITSTAINS
23:58:45 <Herb_Dean> JENSTOOTHBRUSH JENSSHITSTAINS JENSARSEHOLE ::: TokenDaRing lost
23:58:47 <TokenDaRing> lol
23:58:49 <TokenDaRing> Drat