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05:14 <thestig> wish this new bond movie would hurry the fuck up
05:51 <nate> i gots man from uncle downloaded
06:02 <nate> i dunno if i wanna watch it lol
06:10 <Chickenosaurus> ah
06:19 <Chickenosaurus> we just 3some with nate
06:39 <Chickenosaurus> drinking fucking water and looking up acting classes
06:51 <Chickenosaurus> that are no uni
07:03 <Chickenosaurus> some shit
07:18 <Chickenosaurus> for confidence man
07:28 <Chickenosaurus> for confidence
07:44 <Chickenosaurus> might be ready for a fight don't make me confident.
07:56 <steven_> jhahahah
08:00 <thestig> i think the western australian one was called FROG
08:15 <thestig> u need to find a proper place or you wasting your time
08:20 <thestig> STEVEN
09:04 <Chickenosaurus> frog
09:10 <Chickenosaurus> YER
09:13 <Chickenosaurus> cunt
09:21 <Chickenosaurus> gettin us on skype or whit cunt
09:24 <Chickenosaurus> !!! ^
09:30 <Chickenosaurus> OH MAN THIS MOVIE
09:40 <Chickenosaurus> YOU GOTTA SLAM IT DOWN WITH BOTH HANDS
09:46 <Chickenosaurus> runs the guy over
09:50 <Chickenosaurus> and again
09:51 <Chickenosaurus> LOL
10:01 <nate> u dirty slut Chickenosaurus
10:03 <breaker> DicK eM DoWn
10:05 <Chickenosaurus> James Gandolfini last movie
10:09 <Chickenosaurus> I DICK EM DOWN
10:13 <thestig> http://www.empireonline.com/images/uploaded/harley-quinn.jpg
10:15 <Chickenosaurus> ok breaker u asked for it!
10:45 <Chickenosaurus> aight have to search history u cunt
10:53 <Chickenosaurus> nice pliv aint been back
10:56 <Chickenosaurus> feel that
11:04 <Chickenosaurus> is the air of his mother's pussy farts
11:13 <steven_> moist
11:16 <nate> i dunno stigg i always want bigger more perfect tits ;l
11:19 <steven_> arms are sore
11:23 Mode: (by thestig) -b *!*@74140a84.bigpond.net.au
11:23 <nate> like steven ;l
11:29 <Chickenosaurus> david
11:30 <Chickenosaurus> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poiS237uKfQ
11:32 <Chickenosaurus> funny as
11:34 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lee Evans - Drunk (May 4, 2008) Time: 1:43 - Category: Comedy - 359,197 views - 881 likes (98.2%), 16 dislikes (1.8%)
11:40 <nate> steven what ya doin with ya arms cunt!
11:50 <steven_> arm curls
11:53 <steven_> all sorts of shit
11:59 <nate> ohh my back at gym ;D
12:06 <steven_> na
12:07 <Chickenosaurus> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn0IRlDOers
12:09 <steven_> just at home
12:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: American Sniper: The New Black (Jan 27, 2015) Time: 0:16 - Category: People & Blogs - 57,690 views - 415 likes (97.4%), 11 dislikes (2.6%)
12:11 <Chickenosaurus> THE NEW BLACK
12:15 <thestig> controller press
12:18 <Chickenosaurus> steven u can call now btw
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12:22 <Chickenosaurus> i stopped it
12:24 <steven_> im going to bed
12:25 <Chickenosaurus> y dont u LIKE ME
12:30 <Chickenosaurus> JERK ME OFF
12:33 <steven_> u had ur chance
12:35 <Chickenosaurus> PUT ME INNA GARABE BIN
12:38 <steven_> haha
12:40 <Chickenosaurus> I HAD MY CHEESE!
12:44 <Chickenosaurus> hahahahahaha
12:46 <Chickenosaurus> :P
13:03 <steven_> it hurts to even look at my guns
13:04 <steven_> hahaha
13:18 <thestig> lol
13:47 <Chickenosaurus> it hurts me to have seen you without a cap!
13:52 <Chickenosaurus> I WANA LICK THAT HEAD
13:59 <Chickenosaurus> LICK IT ALL ON THE FLOOR
14:02 <Chickenosaurus> bish
14:08 <Chickenosaurus> lick the sweat out that shit
14:20 <Chickenosaurus> I was so sweatin at coles today
14:42 <Chickenosaurus> like i just shaved my head pls chick with the awesome body n tits just juggling dont look at me man
14:44 <Chickenosaurus> DONT
14:45 <Chickenosaurus> LOOK
14:47 <Chickenosaurus> AT ME!
14:50 <Chickenosaurus> ahahahahahahahaha
16:59 <Chickenosaurus> fkn acting classes
17:03 <Chickenosaurus> should just hold up a bank
17:07 <Chickenosaurus> get that acting then
17:12 <Chickenosaurus> get all yappy about it too
17:13 <Chickenosaurus> LOL
17:17 <steven_> ur fuked
17:22 <Chickenosaurus> bro
17:23 <steven_> ADD
17:29 <Chickenosaurus> im mdd
17:30 <Chickenosaurus> ocd
17:39 <steven_> you let your rat nibble on ur cock again
17:40 <Chickenosaurus> not that shit
17:46 <Chickenosaurus> u wish
17:51 <Chickenosaurus> she in her house thing
17:57 <Chickenosaurus> doin what ever she does
18:06 <Chickenosaurus> bro
18:10 <Chickenosaurus> ok one sec
18:33 <Chickenosaurus> from fb
18:35 <Chickenosaurus> "Poor rat, my gosh my neighbour Nath and I, we were chilling out playing basketball and I had put her (Amelie) in her rat-ball and she took it down to the graden then she decided she wanted to roll across in our path, okay, then up the path to the front gate, opened the gate for her and she was heading in the direction of the pet store. She made it up a bit before she rolled over me, game
18:35 <Chickenosaurus> over!"
18:38 <Chickenosaurus> with a :P
18:51 <Chickenosaurus> she totes rat boosted herself out the front lolz
19:10 <Chickenosaurus> almost up the end of the street, two houses she woulda been at the end
19:12 <Chickenosaurus> LOL
20:21 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooool
27:38 <Chickenosaurus> ahahahahahaha
27:46 <Chickenosaurus> she totally went for it herself bro
27:57 <Chickenosaurus> all i did was open the front gae DOOR really
28:03 <Chickenosaurus> so she could roll out
28:05 <Chickenosaurus> rofffffffffflllllll
28:30 <Chickenosaurus> she's inner house cause she's been in the ball since n just wanted to go to my room then roll out to the back door
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41:33 Mode: (by breaker) -m
42:05 <gewh> * ChanOP sets mode: -b *!*Chickenosa@*.bigpond.net.au
42:07 <gewh> come in
45:04 <nate> Beastie Boys - Sabotage
45:14 Mode: (by nate) +v gewh
52:11 <steven_> night cuntz
52:14 <steven_> arms are jelly
52:22 <steven_> like jens legs
52:39 <gewh> nice
52:42 <gewh> cya steven_
52:51 <gewh> op me incase pollock has a meltdown again
55:37 <Chickenosaurus> fucking life.
56:43 <gewh> come in slinky
02:19 <gewh> missed a dick a day
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16:36 <thestig> lol pollock meltdown again
16:48 <thestig> repeats himself cause he have nothing
16:56 <gewh> jens owned him
18:51 <thestig> pollock didnt go to court because he made up all the rape shit
18:58 Mode: (by thestig) +o gewh
19:33 <Chickenosaurus> had to threaten a good friend
19:45 <Chickenosaurus> because he's become way addicted to meth
19:46 <Chickenosaurus> n ice
19:52 <Chickenosaurus> put it on fb then aye
19:57 <Chickenosaurus> makes me cry man
20:05 <Chickenosaurus> but the faggot did it to himself
20:09 <Chickenosaurus> n keeps it goin
20:16 <Chickenosaurus> me n his dad had him on the phone
20:24 <Chickenosaurus> and he woulda been inna expensive joint
20:30 <Chickenosaurus> motherfucker didnt rock up
20:34 <Chickenosaurus> for his free lift
20:39 <Chickenosaurus> n free EVERYTHING
20:45 <Chickenosaurus> n i read a msg asking about weed
20:49 <Chickenosaurus> from fkn yrs ago
20:55 <Chickenosaurus> wtf is up wit yo mind bitch
21:09 <Chickenosaurus> soz
21:15 <Chickenosaurus> *blowz out wind*
21:17 <Chickenosaurus> ahahahaha
21:21 * Chickenosaurus slaps thestig around a bit with a large trout
21:25 <Chickenosaurus> Love you bitch :P
21:28 <Chickenosaurus> cig time
21:37 <thestig> jens fell asleep on my couch
21:51 <thestig> she had to much to drink and i wouldnt let her drive back to the hotel
22:04 <thestig> it is ok dave we are just friends
22:05 <thestig> :D
22:25 <+gewh> what rape shit?
22:40 <+gewh> Chickenosaurus you should worry about your mate ok
22:45 <+gewh> if he is worth it you should care
22:59 <thestig> when he told everyone he was raped as a kid
23:04 <+gewh> don't make same mistake I did and turn my back and also push one of my best mates to death
23:10 <thestig> it isnt rape when he enjoyed it
23:14 <+gewh> ahh yes
23:19 <+gewh> well jen told me he did enjoy it
23:23 <+gewh> so did his brother
23:37 <thestig> lol wow what a fucked up world hey man
24:21 <+gewh> yeh well mrs poh got jealous
24:29 <+gewh> sick of them fucking so thats why she got rid of him
24:40 <+gewh> it had nothing to do with the rape she knew about it and let it happen for a long time
25:35 <steven_> ahhhhhhhahaaaaaaa
25:47 <nate> is it just a finger in the bum or a penis what is rape ;D
26:00 <+gewh> both
26:04 <nate> i need more details
26:08 <+gewh> sexual conduct that you dont agree with is rape
26:24 <nate> naah no penis not rape
26:28 <+gewh> its vagina penetration
26:28 <nate> penis is king
26:33 <+gewh> with finger
26:35 <+gewh> or tongue
26:39 <nate> or oskar
26:45 <+gewh> if u just touch tits or asshole its sexual assault
26:46 <+gewh> but not rape
27:03 <nate> lesbian rape with a finger
27:10 <nate> penis is still king
27:10 <+gewh> yeh
27:17 <+gewh> hot lesbian is good but still wrong
27:19 <nate> i dont count any others sorry :D
27:28 <+gewh> i got lesbian girl at my uni she's good mate of mine but i wish i could fuck her
27:59 <+gewh> i told my gf about her but she said nah she's not lesbo she just talking about her friend like that because thats how some girls speak
28:02 <+gewh> but i dont believe her
28:09 <nate> ohh no my vag got fingered, bitch prolly does it every day ;D
28:42 <+gewh> prob
28:44 <nate> i finger my bum every day ;l
28:50 <+gewh> some girls don't like to finger
28:51 <nate> im waiting for gewhs finger
29:15 <steven_> rub
29:22 <steven_> bedtime now
29:54 <+gewh> nice
30:02 <nate> its like leaving ya kid at the bus stop in the middle of nowhere, dont put kids in situations where they can get fingered
30:04 <+gewh> nate I did finger my ass afew times when I was younger
30:15 <+gewh> last time I finger my ass I was watching porn smoking ice with my gf
30:20 <+gewh> think it was last year yeh
30:22 <nate> lol
30:22 <+gewh> felt good
30:33 <nate> put an icecube in der ;D
30:42 <+gewh> havn't done that
30:45 <+gewh> might be ok
30:46 <nate> then u'll be cool
31:00 <+gewh> lolllllllllll
31:01 <+gewh> ill try it
31:27 <+gewh> trying to think of stuff
32:46 <thestig> haha nate
33:40 <thestig> gewh if you ever meet jen he will be there with her. he would only be there if he was stalking him
33:52 <thestig> she rejected his ass wont even answer his calls
34:05 <thestig> jen grew sick of all his bullshit haha
34:16 <thestig> stalking her*
35:45 <nate> oskars love is forever
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46:35 <+gewh> lol
46:44 <+gewh> jen hates him
47:22 <breaker> Are you really that bored Jerome ?
47:35 <breaker> You got nothing chummmmmmmmP
47:56 <breaker> And stigo, Your lying gets you nowhere fat boy :)
48:13 <thestig> haha have a meltdown short and fat
48:56 <breaker> Meltdown ?
49:05 <breaker> I think not fatty.
50:03 <+gewh> how am I bored?
50:12 <+gewh> im listening to music having some beers
50:19 <+gewh> i never work fridays so im chilling
50:20 <breaker> Good for you.
50:32 <+gewh> i had a great dinner tonight u want to know what i cooked pollock?
51:03 <+gewh> pollock none of us like you man
51:04 <+gewh> LOL
51:20 <breaker> Don't care what you ate shitbag.. you found half eatin burger in the bin.
51:52 <thestig> PrOjEctIon
52:03 <breaker> Says the rejected fatty.
52:09 <breaker> LOlllllllllllllllllll
52:36 <+gewh> lol
52:42 <+gewh> pollock i ate vegies that i cooked
52:53 <+gewh> some beans and carrot and i also ate 2 chicken kebabs and 2 prawn kebabs
54:28 <thestig> says the guy who lived on the street for 2 years!
54:36 <thestig> <@breaker> Don't care what you ate shitbag.. you found half eatin burger in the bin.
54:42 <thestig> you lived in a bin haha
54:57 <breaker> Says the rejected fatty.
55:09 <thestig> i got rejected? hahaha
55:27 <+gewh> he's mental man
55:28 <Chickenosaurus> Oi
55:30 <Chickenosaurus> you
55:32 <+gewh> cunt thinks you prob want jen too
55:32 <Chickenosaurus> have
55:34 <Chickenosaurus> seized
55:36 <Chickenosaurus> our
55:38 <Chickenosaurus> import
55:41 <Chickenosaurus> of words
55:45 <Chickenosaurus> okay
55:46 <thestig> probably cause he cant have her
55:49 <Chickenosaurus> look
55:56 <thestig> now he is raging
56:02 <Chickenosaurus> non-negotiable
56:04 <+gewh> yeh he's fucked up man
56:10 <Chickenosaurus> k
56:16 <+gewh> slinky
56:17 <Chickenosaurus> LOL
56:20 <+gewh> go deal with your mate ok
56:21 <Chickenosaurus> wot
56:25 <Chickenosaurus> which
56:29 <Chickenosaurus> I have mates
56:34 <Chickenosaurus> some have kids
56:43 <Chickenosaurus> want me to deal wit they kids fgt?
56:49 <thestig> no one has gone through women troubles before only dave lol
56:51 <+gewh> no
56:53 <Chickenosaurus> We're closed
56:54 <+gewh> you said ur mate
56:56 <+gewh> whos on ice
56:58 <Chickenosaurus> gewh
57:03 <Chickenosaurus> I see
57:14 <Chickenosaurus> we're closed for bullshit tonight.
57:20 <Chickenosaurus> a ban is what ya get
57:24 <Chickenosaurus> for bullshit.
57:40 <Chickenosaurus> After you..
58:09 <+gewh> wtf bullshit?
58:16 <+gewh> man im offering you help for your mate on the ice
58:17 <Chickenosaurus> pm mw
58:28 <+gewh> dont talk about shit if u dont want ppl to talk back to u
58:36 <Chickenosaurus> well I'll give him your help
58:38 <Chickenosaurus> in that
58:54 <Chickenosaurus> I's never talk shit
59:00 <Chickenosaurus> flippeer fucken
59:23 <+gewh> well thats good
59:26 <+gewh> so what u gunna do ab out it?
59:28 <Chickenosaurus> Man that's still on the eye
59:42 <Chickenosaurus> put it in you
59:49 <Chickenosaurus> a little hard
59:54 <Chickenosaurus> and you scream
59:58 <Chickenosaurus> but the ultimatum
00:02 <Chickenosaurus> is I CUM!
00:03 <Chickenosaurus> YES
00:11 <Chickenosaurus> YEAA YEAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
00:21 <Chickenosaurus> god damn
00:28 <Chickenosaurus> like it happened just then.
00:46 <Chickenosaurus> do about what?
00:49 <Chickenosaurus> irl?
01:31 <Chickenosaurus> gewh ur not the guy I know
01:31 <+gewh> lol
01:32 <+gewh> wtf?
01:33 <Chickenosaurus> so dont
01:36 <+gewh> man ur mental
01:37 <Chickenosaurus> waste my fucking time
01:44 <+gewh> maybe its u who needs to stop the ice ok
01:50 <+gewh> half the time u talk like a full retard
02:03 <Chickenosaurus> who the fuck are you
02:10 <Chickenosaurus> you're not my friend.
02:19 <Chickenosaurus> he does not chat on irc
02:21 <+gewh> no im not
02:26 <+gewh> nor ddid my mate
02:29 <Chickenosaurus> So you are nobody
02:34 <Chickenosaurus> you're nickname
02:35 <+gewh> slinky if u want to help your friend u need to do something about it soon
02:37 <+gewh> or quick
02:39 <Chickenosaurus> should be Nobody
02:40 <+gewh> otherwise he will die
02:56 <Chickenosaurus> so people die all the time
03:03 <Chickenosaurus> this one guy
03:10 <Chickenosaurus> was kept in a garage
03:14 <Chickenosaurus> for ten years
03:23 <Chickenosaurus> guys daughter had been murdered
03:27 <Chickenosaurus> he found the killer
03:32 <Chickenosaurus> put him in there
03:38 <+gewh> lol
03:40 <+gewh> ok
03:41 <Chickenosaurus> ten years
03:46 <Chickenosaurus> of not talking to them
03:53 <Chickenosaurus> just giving them food and water
04:04 <Chickenosaurus> it's a true story.
04:34 <Chickenosaurus> You "ok" everything because you never lived through anything or did ANYTHING
04:41 <Chickenosaurus> stigg
05:35 <Chickenosaurus> k yo, gimme a banana and ill go report a crime.
06:01 <thestig> what kind of crime
06:30 <Chickenosaurus> soz bro
06:32 <Chickenosaurus> for pm
06:37 <Chickenosaurus> really sorry
06:39 <Chickenosaurus> honest
06:49 <Chickenosaurus> supposed to stand for ourselves
08:00 <Chickenosaurus> EAT MT GORENG DICK gewh YOU WILL HAVE YOUR VIETNAMESE FRIENDS, ASSHOLE NIGGER, DONT ACT LIKE YOU KNOW ME LESS YOU CLAW YOUR way out... Tao, yo.
08:19 <Chickenosaurus> Atig
08:33 <Chickenosaurus> u eva get mi 2 2ell u
08:58 <Chickenosaurus> WATCHEN THIS MOVIE THE EUQALIZER
09:03 <Chickenosaurus> "nice man black man"
09:22 <thestig> equalizer i think i seen it
09:38 <Chickenosaurus> I have
09:57 <Chickenosaurus> dont remember because I saw it with people and got a blowie
10:00 <Chickenosaurus> and fk
10:14 <Chickenosaurus> I wasnt paying attention
10:19 <Chickenosaurus> I dont like
10:32 <Chickenosaurus> how this guy is strangling this chick for NOTHING
10:42 <Chickenosaurus> It's what I don't like about people brother
10:48 <Chickenosaurus> my brother Sasha
10:54 <Chickenosaurus> he comes from a bad place
10:59 <Chickenosaurus> yeah
11:30 <Chickenosaurus> but here you see a guy slap his gf and u smack him out u gotta RUN RUN RUN
11:47 <Chickenosaurus> nobody is like "Nice job Ace!"
11:52 <Chickenosaurus> ppljust
12:00 <Chickenosaurus> dont care
12:10 <Chickenosaurus> if he kept smacking her
12:12 <Chickenosaurus> dont care
12:19 <Chickenosaurus> just want to get in to the club
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44:34 <Chickenosaurus> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12036394_10154277847610476_6066400165311875112_n.png?oh=d65ae4e48ca975728cba940557c8e0cd&oe=56CF6415
44:51 <+gewh> pandas
44:52 <+gewh> is dead
47:22 <Chickenosaurus> no
47:23 <Chickenosaurus> just
47:33 <Chickenosaurus> was watching another fucking amercian doco
47:39 <Chickenosaurus> glorifying jfk
47:41 <Chickenosaurus> and such
47:45 <Chickenosaurus> made me sick as fuck
47:47 <Chickenosaurus> anyway
47:51 <Chickenosaurus> not physical
47:52 <Chickenosaurus> but
48:05 <Chickenosaurus> i prob will needa poop coz i ate vindaloo
48:09 <Chickenosaurus> was real yum
48:14 <Chickenosaurus> am not dead.
48:20 <Chickenosaurus> IF I DIE SHITTING
48:34 <Chickenosaurus> I DIE GOOD JUST TELL THE INDIAN GUY IT WAS YUM AS SHIT!
48:37 <Chickenosaurus> ahahahahaha
23:32 <Chickenosaurus> AHAHAHAHAHA
23:39 <Chickenosaurus> ORGANIZED A FIGHT AT WELLAND
23:43 <Chickenosaurus> THIS CUNT DALE
23:52 <Chickenosaurus> SHOWED UP WITH RAT HE HAD HIS MATE
24:00 <Chickenosaurus> PUT RAND ON GROUND HE THREW A PUNCH
24:05 <Chickenosaurus> U DONT SWING OUT CUNT
24:12 <Chickenosaurus> JUST JABBED HIS NECK
24:19 <Chickenosaurus> SAID TO HIS MATE GET AN AMBO
24:32 <Chickenosaurus> RAT CRAWEL UP MY LEG PICK HER UP
24:36 <Chickenosaurus> PEACH BITCHES!
24:40 <Chickenosaurus> good shit
25:14 <Chickenosaurus> hahahaha she is still so unfed lols
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57:03 <Chickenosaurus> FUCK
57:08 <Chickenosaurus> THE RAT ATE A BLACK SPIDER
57:14 <Chickenosaurus> i didnt know til i walked up
57:14 <Chickenosaurus> rofl
57:26 <Chickenosaurus> ive woken a vet up hes like i dont know
57:30 <Chickenosaurus> thanks buddy!
57:42 <Chickenosaurus> :o lols
57:52 <Chickenosaurus> she eaten heaps of bugs b4
58:00 <Chickenosaurus> prob was dead
58:07 <Chickenosaurus> or she woulda squeaked
58:17 <Chickenosaurus> n i woulda stomped on her then the spider b like phew
58:22 <Chickenosaurus> 2 birds one stone WHOOOOPS
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24:28 <Chickenosaurus> aha
24:31 <Chickenosaurus> HI BYE
24:41 <Chickenosaurus> fkn put three in the neck
24:47 <Chickenosaurus> i love this song
24:51 <Chickenosaurus> means same as we do
41:38 <steven_> loooooooool
02:23 <Chickenosaurus> fuck
02:26 <Chickenosaurus> im still up
02:27 <Chickenosaurus> well
02:31 <Chickenosaurus> had couple sleep
02:39 <Chickenosaurus> then my mate rocks up
02:40 <Chickenosaurus> like
02:44 <Chickenosaurus> lets get subway
02:46 <Chickenosaurus> b4 i go work
02:48 <Chickenosaurus> okay
02:50 <Chickenosaurus> lols
03:00 <Chickenosaurus> LETS LISTEN TO UR MUSIC N SMOKE UP
03:07 <Chickenosaurus> innit bad u go work hi?
03:10 <Chickenosaurus> kk wotevs
03:14 <Chickenosaurus> I SO HAI
03:32 <Chickenosaurus> I could finger fuck amelias titties with both fists.
03:34 <Chickenosaurus> ;)
03:44 <Chickenosaurus> they r huge
03:49 <Chickenosaurus> for her now skinny body
03:54 <Chickenosaurus> bet they flop
04:05 <Chickenosaurus> oh they totally would coz lose weight
04:09 <Chickenosaurus> lose tit
04:15 <Chickenosaurus> and big tit flop
04:24 <Chickenosaurus> guess easier to dickie fuck!
04:32 <Chickenosaurus> NIRVANA TIME YEAA
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08:21 <justanotheruser> eet een lul trut. :)
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05:56 <anotherirc3r> heya Fitz
06:41 <Fitz> sup negro
07:05 <anotherirc3r> not much. having coffee. yourself?
11:34 <Fitz> on days off
11:39 <anotherirc3r> nice!
11:41 <Fitz> watching tv having a vdg out day
11:46 <Fitz> veg
12:00 <anotherirc3r> might go for a walk after my coffee
12:13 <anotherirc3r> hopefully there's a storm - it looks stormy!
14:27 <Chickenosaurus> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
14:30 <Chickenosaurus> yeah boy
14:33 <Chickenosaurus> fkn
14:38 <Chickenosaurus> started a cypher down the road
14:41 <Chickenosaurus> then walked off
14:43 <Chickenosaurus> coz im random
14:45 <Chickenosaurus> LOLS
14:47 <Chickenosaurus> was FUN
14:55 <Chickenosaurus> fkn losers in the heat.
15:16 <Chickenosaurus> I got my stout bro so where's your murder weapon?!
15:21 <anotherirc3r> yeah.. your weather looks damned hot
15:27 <Chickenosaurus> IT IS
15:33 <Chickenosaurus> my head got two tans
15:40 <Chickenosaurus> ten kinds of sun burnt
15:47 <Abortion> Fuck yeah aircon
15:49 <Chickenosaurus> two hunred types of skin cancer
15:53 <Chickenosaurus> full recover tho
15:57 <Chickenosaurus> YES BRO YES
16:06 <Chickenosaurus> bows to Abortion and stout.
16:09 <anotherirc3r> Abortion! :)
16:18 <Chickenosaurus> who goes for a fkn forty min walk and buys a stout
16:19 <Abortion> sup homies
16:19 <Chickenosaurus> LOL
16:24 <Chickenosaurus> AHAHA sup brother
16:26 <Chickenosaurus> how u been
16:41 <Chickenosaurus> I'm being funnymental
16:43 <Chickenosaurus> no funde
16:44 <Abortion> pretty good
16:45 <Chickenosaurus> funda
16:50 <Chickenosaurus> something mental?
16:56 <Chickenosaurus> Pandamental.
16:59 <Chickenosaurus> thassit
16:59 <Abortion> Been out most nights this week
17:01 <Abortion> eating so much
17:03 <Chickenosaurus> true
17:09 <Chickenosaurus> you fat f**ker
17:12 <anotherirc3r> you socialite!
17:15 <Chickenosaurus> abort what you ate!
17:17 <Abortion> Company lunch and then friends birthday dinner
17:17 <Chickenosaurus> GET THIN
17:20 <Chickenosaurus> BE SKINNY
17:22 <Chickenosaurus> BE THE NORM
17:24 <Abortion> lol bulimia
17:28 <Chickenosaurus> ahaha
17:40 <Abortion> Enjoy your food, and get to be anorexic
17:43 <Chickenosaurus> been there done that Dre would say
17:44 <Chickenosaurus> yer
17:47 <Chickenosaurus> eat it
17:51 <Chickenosaurus> go chuck it
18:04 <Chickenosaurus> least you ate it
18:08 <Chickenosaurus> and have room for drinks!
18:16 <Abortion> yeah, gonna have to work it off... somehow
18:28 <Chickenosaurus> been thinking the same man
18:34 <Chickenosaurus> 3 kilo i reckonnnz
18:39 <Chickenosaurus> to be thin
18:40 <Abortion> I just canned by gym memberhsip lol
18:48 <Abortion> got sick of paying $60/mo
18:48 <Chickenosaurus> fk gym
18:52 <Chickenosaurus> i thought about it
18:54 <Chickenosaurus> n thought
18:58 <Chickenosaurus> I still have the card
19:01 <Chickenosaurus> can get in anyway
19:03 <Chickenosaurus> cbf
19:06 <Chickenosaurus> it's shit
19:11 <anotherirc3r> Abortion: walk? run?
19:12 <Abortion> I was doing good until I got sick
19:14 <Chickenosaurus> no oldschool style weights
19:19 <anotherirc3r> enough exercise in those
19:21 <Chickenosaurus> HE GOT SICK
19:23 <Chickenosaurus> COZ
19:26 <Chickenosaurus> I SPIKED HIS BEER
19:30 <Chickenosaurus> WIT MAH SPERMIES
19:32 <Abortion> lol no this was ages ago
19:32 <Chickenosaurus> candy
19:35 <Abortion> mid winter
19:36 <Chickenosaurus> candy
19:44 <Chickenosaurus> I go cig now
19:48 <Abortion> roo- I mean candy
20:01 <Chickenosaurus> I so want to shoot a feral roo
20:04 <Chickenosaurus> and eat it
20:06 <Chickenosaurus> ALL OF IT
20:15 <Abortion> shooting feral cats is probably more useful tho
20:25 <Chickenosaurus> is now known as Hannibalmonster
20:31 <Chickenosaurus> true
20:36 <Chickenosaurus> be like rabbit
20:43 <Abortion> wanna try eating cat?
20:44 <Chickenosaurus> take it to French restaurant in town!
20:48 <Abortion> it'll be like
20:48 <Chickenosaurus> I would
20:53 <Chickenosaurus> feral cat
21:01 <Abortion> the opposite of cute cat pics
21:03 <Chickenosaurus> hmm female or male
21:05 <Abortion> people would go apeshit
21:10 <Chickenosaurus> which does the most work
21:11 <Chickenosaurus> lol
21:18 <Chickenosaurus> want it gamey but tender
21:18 <Abortion> idk
21:22 <Chickenosaurus> both then
21:26 <Chickenosaurus> I would do it
21:31 <Chickenosaurus> feral
21:35 <Chickenosaurus> I love game meat
21:38 <Chickenosaurus> cept rabbit
21:52 <Chickenosaurus> I saw first hand how one killed one
21:53 <Chickenosaurus> chef
21:54 <Abortion> yeah. There was this animal sanctury up in the hills
21:56 <Chickenosaurus> sae as frogs
22:00 <Chickenosaurus> hated seeing that
22:00 <Abortion> the guy prided himself on all teh cats he shot
22:01 <Chickenosaurus> same*
22:04 <Chickenosaurus> put me off
22:05 <Abortion> and made a big rug
22:10 <Chickenosaurus> hahaha
22:17 <Chickenosaurus> I saw a vid from china
22:26 <Chickenosaurus> chinese guy out the back their litte place
22:31 <Chickenosaurus> choppin up cat heads
22:34 <Chickenosaurus> didnt put me off
22:47 <Abortion> I'm all for humane killing tho
22:49 <Chickenosaurus> I was thinking how well he would go inna American Lumberjack comp
22:50 <Chickenosaurus> lol
22:54 <Chickenosaurus> yer
22:54 <Abortion> don't let em suffer
22:58 <Chickenosaurus> no shit
23:06 <Chickenosaurus> wouldnt do it to your mother so why..
23:08 <Abortion> y'know the chinese have this thing where they eat live monkey brain
23:08 <Chickenosaurus> ye
23:14 <Abortion> its ridiculous
23:27 <Chickenosaurus> chinese vid was freakin ppl out
23:31 <Chickenosaurus> but the cats
23:35 <Chickenosaurus> theyre everywhere
23:38 <Chickenosaurus> like dogs
23:43 <Chickenosaurus> then they are dead
23:47 <Chickenosaurus> so fast
23:52 <Chickenosaurus> because they have the demand
23:52 <Abortion> cats may well be more damaging to animals
23:58 <Abortion> dogs more dangerous to humans
24:04 <Chickenosaurus> they are
24:08 <Chickenosaurus> cats well
24:11 <Chickenosaurus> cats
24:13 <Chickenosaurus> and the Dutch
24:16 <Chickenosaurus> are rofl
24:20 <Chickenosaurus> responsibleroflll
24:23 <Abortion> Orange carrots for you?
24:31 <Chickenosaurus> for the exrofltinction of the Dodo Bird
24:33 <Abortion> Thats a dutch thing
24:36 <Chickenosaurus> in the what 1600s
24:38 <Abortion> Orange is the Dutch royal colour
24:47 <Chickenosaurus> their pets killed the Dodos off
24:53 <Chickenosaurus> they said it tasted bad
24:56 <Abortion> lol
25:00 <Chickenosaurus> then again what have they ever eaten
25:04 <Chickenosaurus> but eachother!
25:06 <Chickenosaurus> ;D
25:13 <Chickenosaurus> anyway cig time bro
25:15 <Chickenosaurus> gotta
25:17 <Abortion> Dodos are like Kakapos I guess
25:19 <Abortion> big flightless birds
25:30 <Abortion> you seen the thing about Kakapos?
25:30 <Chickenosaurus> I hate how we have the Museum
25:35 <Chickenosaurus> and those lions
25:40 <Chickenosaurus> are just skins of lions
25:44 <Chickenosaurus> that's it
25:48 <Abortion> they're so close to extinction, the only population we have left are pretty inbred
25:51 <Chickenosaurus> on some cardboard cut-out shit
25:52 <Chickenosaurus> like
25:58 <Chickenosaurus> plastic lion frame
26:04 <Abortion> didn't know that
26:06 <Chickenosaurus> watev it is
26:07 <Chickenosaurus> yer
26:15 <Chickenosaurus> I wish I didn't research some stuff man
26:18 <Chickenosaurus> taxedermy
26:24 <Chickenosaurus> like thingo form Psycho does
26:48 <Chickenosaurus> and it's just mounting the skin on the life like plastic shaped lion
26:49 <Chickenosaurus> lol
26:52 <Chickenosaurus> no bones
26:57 <Chickenosaurus> why use the bones
27:00 <Chickenosaurus> NO POINT
27:00 <Abortion> reminds me of the no bones dance
27:04 <Chickenosaurus> PLENTY OF BONES OUT THERE
27:11 <Chickenosaurus> EVEN BONES HAD A BABY BONES
27:12 <Chickenosaurus> aww
27:17 <Chickenosaurus> ahahahahaha
27:21 <Chickenosaurus> brb bro
27:22 <Abortion> Probably all been on the black market to collectors
27:22 <Chickenosaurus> rofl
27:24 <Abortion> like irovy
27:28 <Chickenosaurus> ahahahaha
27:30 <Chickenosaurus> well
27:34 <Chickenosaurus> good point on CSI
27:47 <Chickenosaurus> someone made knives outta some serial killer's thigh bone
27:50 <Chickenosaurus> and yeah
27:57 <Chickenosaurus> hunters do make knives from elk bones
27:59 <Chickenosaurus> and shit
28:06 <Abortion> Ice knives maybe?
28:14 <Chickenosaurus> my dad taught me how to make knives
28:22 <Chickenosaurus> ice knife wouldnt last lonbg
28:23 <Abortion> intense
28:25 <Chickenosaurus> long*
28:28 <Abortion> wouldn't need to
28:33 <Chickenosaurus> yes
28:34 <Chickenosaurus> but
28:39 <Abortion> stab the guy, it melts
28:50 <Chickenosaurus> they would be able to determine
28:51 <Chickenosaurus> um
28:57 <Chickenosaurus> wait
29:02 <Chickenosaurus> depending on HOW COLD IT is
29:08 <Abortion> yeah I know
29:16 <Chickenosaurus> i love this one
29:17 <Abortion> you'd need it in an insulating container right up to the point of the stabbing
29:19 <Chickenosaurus> it's a puzzle
29:23 <Chickenosaurus> let's stab simba
29:26 <Chickenosaurus> HI SIMBA
29:27 <Chickenosaurus> soz
29:28 <Chickenosaurus> <3
29:34 <Chickenosaurus> STAB
29:41 <Chickenosaurus> this is for csi ok
29:46 <Abortion> lol
29:50 <Chickenosaurus> lols
29:57 <Chickenosaurus> brb mann fuckkk
30:06 <Chickenosaurus> wish this chick was up
30:14 <Chickenosaurus> she is my mates friend
30:17 <Chickenosaurus> and so nice
30:22 <Chickenosaurus> and he has a long term gf
30:32 <Abortion> Same one who had a run in with bikies?
30:41 <Chickenosaurus> ye her
30:58 <Chickenosaurus> she's the one i like talkin to
31:15 <Chickenosaurus> havent talked to my "casual" since last week
31:25 <Abortion> nothin' I know about
31:35 <Chickenosaurus> u coulda fkd her
31:36 <Chickenosaurus> LOL
31:42 <Chickenosaurus> she woulda been down for that
31:45 <Chickenosaurus> brb sex
31:46 <Chickenosaurus> i mean cig
31:52 <Chickenosaurus> i mean sex coffee cig
31:55 <Chickenosaurus> i mean c i g
31:58 <Chickenosaurus> fuck!
32:26 <Chickenosaurus> WHY DID I INSTALL SKYPE AGAIN PPL DONT STOP TRYIN CALL ME
32:27 <Chickenosaurus> fuck
32:29 <Chickenosaurus> cig.
32:39 <Chickenosaurus> 2 this song
33:27 <Chickenosaurus> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uryFejhgalo
33:30 <Chickenosaurus> if unusually
33:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Joe Cocker "With A Little Help From My Friends" Woodstock 1969 (Dec 22, 2014) Time: 8:07 - Category: Music - 6,596 views - 41 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
33:38 <Chickenosaurus> i do not make it back in five minutes
33:51 <Chickenosaurus> I hate you Bieberettas
33:55 <Chickenosaurus> yep
33:57 <Abortion> What, you saying I have to come around and check you're not dead?
34:00 <Chickenosaurus> UNF UNF UNF UNF
34:09 <Chickenosaurus> after five mins
34:14 <Chickenosaurus> a bit elaborate innit
34:17 <Abortion> lol k
34:20 <Chickenosaurus> who the fuck
34:27 <Chickenosaurus> would come check in this heat
34:29 <Chickenosaurus> be all
34:40 <Chickenosaurus> I'll wait till Autumn
34:43 <Chickenosaurus> even then
34:47 <Abortion> shit its not 40 yet
34:53 <Chickenosaurus> oh man
34:56 <Chickenosaurus> that day
35:02 <Chickenosaurus> I will be sitting in the shower
35:08 <Chickenosaurus> I WILL TRY NOT TO SING OUTTA CUEEEEEEEEEE
35:12 <Chickenosaurus> love this
35:16 <Chickenosaurus> brb cig for real now
35:21 <Abortion> hah
35:35 <Chickenosaurus> I GOT IT GOIN ON speakers and laptop
35:39 <Chickenosaurus> whatev tis called
35:42 <Chickenosaurus> lolarious
35:49 <Abortion> I should really do work eh
35:57 <Chickenosaurus> I MAKE MY OWN FUN NOW MY BROTHER LIVES IN MELBOREDOME
36:00 <Chickenosaurus> yes
36:03 <Chickenosaurus> to be paid
36:06 <Chickenosaurus> and go home
36:18 <Abortion> well no I'll be going to a mates for party
36:26 <Abortion> in 'lizbef
36:27 <Chickenosaurus> "That night the penguin went home, slapped his wife and killed him self. He was my friend."
36:40 <Chickenosaurus> noice
36:42 <Chickenosaurus> dude
36:47 <Chickenosaurus> find a member
36:49 <Chickenosaurus> of the
36:54 <Chickenosaurus> bi=polar sex?
36:56 <Chickenosaurus> OP
36:58 <Chickenosaurus> cop
36:58 <Abortion> nan there won't be any there
36:59 <anotherirc3r> oi. Melbourne is awesome k
37:02 <Chickenosaurus> opposite
37:02 <Abortion> small party
37:03 <Chickenosaurus> sex
37:06 <anotherirc3r> naughty Joshy
37:08 <Chickenosaurus> and do one
37:09 <Chickenosaurus> whut
37:15 <Chickenosaurus> it's what you do
37:18 <Chickenosaurus> she is always like
37:20 <Abortion> He's at his mums place
37:21 <Chickenosaurus> they wont miss us
37:25 <Chickenosaurus> then next thing uno
37:27 <Chickenosaurus> its his hister
37:31 <Chickenosaurus> hahahahaha
37:34 <Chickenosaurus> sister*
37:38 <Chickenosaurus> k cig now
37:42 <Chickenosaurus> anotherirc3r caught me
37:47 <Chickenosaurus> THANKS MUM.
41:09 <Chickenosaurus> PREPARE FOR
41:15 <Chickenosaurus> digital versicolor
41:38 <Chickenosaurus> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWlJcJT8xOc
41:40 <Chickenosaurus> unf
41:42 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Glass Candy - Digital Versicolor (Oct 16, 2011) Time: 5:58 - Category: People & Blogs - 450,937 views - 3,567 likes (98.6%), 50 dislikes (1.4%)
42:28 <Chickenosaurus> fucking compromise with the xbox yea
42:31 <Chickenosaurus> fuckin wanker
42:51 <Chickenosaurus> like the girlfriend you never wanted is hot and you really want to just slap
42:52 <Chickenosaurus> OI
43:00 <Chickenosaurus> I DONT CARE ABOUT GLASS KITTENS MAN
43:07 <Chickenosaurus> I DONT WATCH CORONATION STREET
43:24 <Chickenosaurus> I JUST WANT TO GET ON WITH MY SKINNING CHUBBY CHICKS I HAD IN THE BASEMENT
43:27 <Chickenosaurus> fuckin ell
43:31 <anotherirc3r> lol
44:22 <thestig> pandassss
45:15 <justanotheruser> hoe is iedereen vandaag? het is heel vochtig en plakkerig Icky in Perth ..
45:47 Mode: (by breaker) +o Fitz
45:49 Mode: (by breaker) +vv justanotheruser NeoGeo64
45:55 Part: breaker ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks (rejoining)
45:56 Join: breaker ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
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46:15 <Abortion> Yeah not bad
46:46 <Abortion> Voor middagseten had ik te veel gegeten
46:58 <Abortion> oops
47:06 <Abortion> think I buggered my grammar there
47:19 <Chickenosaurus> my gosh
47:23 <Chickenosaurus> I am trippin balls
47:28 <Chickenosaurus> and i gotta see my mother later
47:36 <Chickenosaurus> fuckin
47:39 <justanotheruser> voor de lunch Ik had 2 bieren en een gouden gaytime. im nu weer aan het werk. :(
47:43 <Chickenosaurus> fuck like n hour
47:56 <Chickenosaurus> fuck a little kids dick like adventure andy would
47:58 <Chickenosaurus> shite
48:02 <Abortion> Dat is geen lunch
48:02 <anotherirc3r> who is justanotheruser?
48:09 <Abortion> waar is je vlees?
48:17 <Chickenosaurus> shrug
48:20 <Chickenosaurus> aint darren
48:22 <Chickenosaurus> aint amelia
48:24 <Chickenosaurus> they both gone
48:30 <Chickenosaurus> REST IN POICE
48:35 <Chickenosaurus> darren is in sydney tho
48:38 <Chickenosaurus> amelia is just gone
48:49 <Chickenosaurus> prob got her croation pussy on some serbian weight lifting dick
48:53 <Abortion> Oh, je woont in Belige echt?
48:56 <Chickenosaurus> I said to steven already.
48:57 <breaker> Could be davo.. but he hasn't said anything.
49:03 <Abortion> Ja, in Europa is veels duur
49:08 <Chickenosaurus> AHAHAHA
49:12 <Chickenosaurus> IN BRUCCHHEH
49:14 <anotherirc3r> Darren isn't in Sydney
49:15 <Chickenosaurus> i mean
49:15 <justanotheruser> anotherirc3r; Ik ben gewoon een andere gebruiker ..
49:17 <Chickenosaurus> Brugges
49:29 <Chickenosaurus> ima watch that now
49:36 <Chickenosaurus> mum wants to go to Brugges next yr
49:38 <anotherirc3r> i'm on my phone dude. i can't translate that now
49:43 <Chickenosaurus> since her cousin is in Belgium
49:46 <breaker> "I 'm just another user"
49:48 <Chickenosaurus> and she n i saw the movie in imax
49:52 <Chickenosaurus> n finally she loves it
49:55 <Chickenosaurus> like she saw it once
50:00 <justanotheruser> HONDEN .......... ....... HONDEN HONDEN HONDEN .......... ....... HONDEN .......... HONDEN ....... HONDEN .......... ....... HONDEN HONDEN HONDEN .......... ....... HONDEN .... ...... HONDEN .......
50:00 <Chickenosaurus> all these yrs later
50:03 <Chickenosaurus> I LOVE THAT MOVIE
50:05 <Chickenosaurus> im thinking
50:08 <Chickenosaurus> fuckin ell mum
50:11 <Abortion> Verdomme
50:17 <Chickenosaurus> ive seen it like seventeen fuckin times drunk
50:20 <Chickenosaurus> i dont like it now
50:25 <Chickenosaurus> id still got here but
50:29 <Chickenosaurus> but my cousin Abortion
50:37 <Chickenosaurus> he said like he says in the nmovie
50:45 <Chickenosaurus> "It's total shite josh"
50:50 <breaker> Whos IP is that in his whois ?
50:53 <breaker> it's a static.
50:54 <Chickenosaurus> I'm lolling coz its so close to the line
50:58 <Chickenosaurus> JUST BUILDINGS
51:10 <Chickenosaurus> breaker ^5 banning pliv
51:10 <Abortion> Yeah that was proper Brugge
51:11 <Chickenosaurus> was fun
51:15 <Chickenosaurus> no loss
51:25 <Chickenosaurus> just me talkin for 2 hrs
51:27 <Chickenosaurus> or 3
51:30 <Chickenosaurus> off my nutta
51:34 <Abortion> But don't forget, Brugge is intentionally a tourist town and has World Heritage
51:38 <justanotheruser> ;)
52:10 <Abortion> If you go slightly off the main tourist areas, the houses are more or less period, but they stop bothering with paved roads
52:22 <Abortion> Bitumen
52:36 <justanotheruser> asphalt
52:43 <Chickenosaurus> :o
52:53 <Chickenosaurus> my brother didnt even go to fucken Wales
52:58 <Chickenosaurus> WE'RE FROM WALES YOU CUNT
53:08 <Chickenosaurus> been around like 3 times never been to Wales
53:13 <Chickenosaurus> like some stand up fucking comedian
53:25 <Chickenosaurus> LOST ME LUGGAGE ONE TIME YEAH A FUCKING CAT
53:31 <Chickenosaurus> fucking loser
54:01 <Chickenosaurus> SECOND TIME NOT THE COCAINE THAT WAS THE SEVENTIES
54:05 <Chickenosaurus> and some poor cunt laughs
54:16 <Abortion> Well, my boss just left
54:20 <Chickenosaurus> third time it was ya mum
54:21 <anotherirc3r> you banned pliv again breaker?
54:22 <Chickenosaurus> THIS IS IRC
54:25 <Chickenosaurus> HAS TO BE YA MUM!
54:26 <Abortion> I could leave and I don't think anyone would notice that I skipped off early
54:34 <Chickenosaurus> some poor cunt like plivent is offended.
54:38 <Chickenosaurus> ahahahahahahahaaaaaa
54:42 <Chickenosaurus> does laugh!
55:00 <breaker> Nup.. Didn't ban him at all.
55:01 <Chickenosaurus> guess i have to see my mother when im high
55:11 <justanotheruser> pliv gone.. loopydog gone..
55:14 <justanotheruser> whos next!
55:21 <Chickenosaurus> I call it valium for well, the use of that I need it and I happen to have alcohol
55:23 <Abortion> uh sure
55:28 <Abortion> thats why you said dogs over and over in dutch
55:35 <Chickenosaurus> which aids in the destruction of my inhibition
55:37 <Abortion> and stated you were in Perth
55:39 <justanotheruser> :)
55:49 <Chickenosaurus> Gents want to come back mine
55:52 <Chickenosaurus> just a fifty ;)
55:56 <Chickenosaurus> WHAT MUMNO
56:03 <Chickenosaurus> I AM NOT SELLING MY ARSE IN FRONT OF SUBWAY
56:14 <Chickenosaurus> totally am give me a ten and ill punch you in the cunt you fuck
56:17 <Chickenosaurus> xD
56:26 <justanotheruser> ^**^
56:37 <Chickenosaurus> HE'S ABUSING ME MUM
56:38 <Abortion> Bent je de bob?
57:03 <Chickenosaurus> tell her and i'll fist that man arse and cunt that shit till it's your cunting birthday now just GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY
57:08 <Abortion> idk what people nickname the designated driver here, but in Belgium, they call them "the bob"
57:12 <Chickenosaurus> NO MUM IM NOT ROBBING SOME BODY NOW
57:15 <Chickenosaurus> gimme gimme
57:22 <Chickenosaurus> fisty fisty ya fucken slimey cunt
57:30 <Chickenosaurus> BE THERE INA TICK
57:32 <breaker> IT'S DAVO!
57:36 <Chickenosaurus> tick tick my dicks gettin hard
57:36 <breaker> IT'S DAVO!
57:37 <breaker> IT'S DAVO!
57:43 <Chickenosaurus> your davo
57:47 <Abortion> wow what a revelation
57:47 <Chickenosaurus> O_O
58:28 <anotherirc3r> kk have fun lovelies
58:34 <Abortion> we will
58:35 <anotherirc3r> going to go for a walk
58:37 <Abortion> ta ta
58:40 <breaker> [22/06/2015 17:55:07] -saturn.nerdhacks.net- *** G:Line added for *@59.167.104.185 on Mon Jun 22 07:54:29 2015 GMT (from [email protected] to expire at Wed Jun 24 07:54:29 2015 GMT: Incase you didnt learn - Constant flooding and being a pest [Ref: davo])
58:42 <justanotheruser> in thornlie?
58:51 <justanotheruser> don't get raped!
59:14 <anotherirc3r> lol right
59:24 Mode: (by breaker) -v justanotheruser
59:27 <justanotheruser> be safe
59:30 Mode: (by breaker) +m
59:43 <breaker> Now to find his proxy
59:44 Mode: (by Abortion) -m
59:51 <anotherirc3r> aww. thanks! i will :)
59:51 <Abortion> He has played nicely so far
59:53 <justanotheruser> :(
00:04 <breaker> So far ? he's predictable.
00:08 <Abortion> Went to the effort of speaking dutch
00:11 <Abortion> I'm happy with that
00:27 <Abortion> even if it probably was google translate
00:45 <anotherirc3r> have fun guys :)
00:50 <breaker> :)
00:53 <justanotheruser> catcha
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03:48 <Chickenosaurus> I love this movie
03:51 <Chickenosaurus> because the director
04:01 <Chickenosaurus> wrote and directed plays
04:07 <Chickenosaurus> so that's why In Bruges is so good
04:16 <Chickenosaurus> plays out like a play would lol
04:34 <Chickenosaurus> all the coincidental shit
04:39 <Abortion> I like the part where the fat american dies from climbing the stairs
04:49 <Chickenosaurus> Abortion you seen Seven Psychopaths?
04:52 <Abortion> no
04:58 <Chickenosaurus> i hope you can watch this
05:03 <Chickenosaurus> they went out their way
05:04 <Chickenosaurus> to make
05:09 <Chickenosaurus> Seven Psychocats
05:10 <Chickenosaurus> one sec
05:12 <Chickenosaurus> funny as
05:15 <Abortion> Do you have it?
05:19 <Chickenosaurus> im not being funny
05:21 <Chickenosaurus> yes
05:23 <Chickenosaurus> on bluray
05:27 <Chickenosaurus> one sec
05:39 <Abortion> Maybe I'll come round watch it some time. Bit busy this weekend though
05:44 <Chickenosaurus> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCpo-Pi2p2o
05:48 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Seven PsychoCats Trailer (2012) - Christopher Walken, Sam Rockwell Movie HD (Oct 9, 2012) Time: 1:35 - Category: Film & Animation - 49,865 views - 773 likes (94.8%), 42 dislikes (5.2%)
05:50 <Chickenosaurus> nake u LAUGHT OUT LOUD
05:52 <Chickenosaurus> yer
05:56 <Chickenosaurus> the actual movie yer
05:59 <Chickenosaurus> this tho rofllll
06:47 <Abortion> Walken
06:51 <Abortion> serious bizniz
11:12 <Chickenosaurus> fuckig people piss me off
11:16 <Chickenosaurus> ring
11:17 <Chickenosaurus> ring
11:19 <Chickenosaurus> pick up fone
11:23 <Chickenosaurus> u bin outside
11:24 <Chickenosaurus> yes
11:25 <Chickenosaurus> i smoke
11:28 <Chickenosaurus> hot innit
11:29 <Chickenosaurus> yes
11:31 <Chickenosaurus> what u doin
11:33 <Chickenosaurus> fuck off
11:33 <breaker> davo
11:35 <Chickenosaurus> hang up
11:42 <Chickenosaurus> onna hot chick
11:42 <breaker> 1ae859c0.nisys.be == 81.83.18.86 ?
11:43 <Chickenosaurus> btw
11:46 <Chickenosaurus> lols
11:48 <breaker> I wondeeerrr
11:50 <Chickenosaurus> just boring as shit
12:05 <Chickenosaurus> talk to her your iq drops 5 points a minute
12:06 <Chickenosaurus> fuck
12:10 <Chickenosaurus> nice rack but
12:19 <Chickenosaurus> tittie fuck that and spoof on her face
12:21 <Chickenosaurus> loves it
12:25 <Chickenosaurus> chicks are foul mang
12:37 <Chickenosaurus> I'd never let a guy jerk hot-dog my ass
12:43 <Chickenosaurus> and spoof on the back on my head
12:46 <Chickenosaurus> disgusting!
12:51 <Chickenosaurus> girls, are just wrong
12:55 <Chickenosaurus> what's the vagina about
12:59 <Chickenosaurus> fly trap
13:07 <Chickenosaurus> it tastes like fucking COINS
13:11 <Chickenosaurus> on a good day
13:16 <Chickenosaurus> 2 cent coins on a bad
13:24 <Chickenosaurus> red balloon.
13:27 <Chickenosaurus> uno
13:34 <Abortion> could be breaker
13:35 <Chickenosaurus> I want to be a fucking ant
13:48 <Chickenosaurus> just every step I take
13:51 <Chickenosaurus> every move i make
13:52 <Abortion> compromised web server I guess
13:56 <Chickenosaurus> smack my abdomen down
14:00 <Chickenosaurus> bitches chase me around
14:02 <Chickenosaurus> uh uh
14:17 <Chickenosaurus> so now i got some slag coming over
14:23 <Chickenosaurus> when my mum will be coming over
14:28 <Chickenosaurus> rooted.
14:32 <Chickenosaurus> cunts
17:05 <Chickenosaurus> im fkn goin upstairs after
17:11 <Chickenosaurus> come down tomoz
17:17 <Chickenosaurus> cunt has xbox
17:20 <Chickenosaurus> i mean mate.
17:21 <Chickenosaurus> lol
31:55 <Chickenosaurus> fucking hell
32:03 <justanotheruser> bored
32:03 <Chickenosaurus> just banged a bitch
32:07 <Chickenosaurus> in my room now
32:10 <Chickenosaurus> all tieed
32:12 <Chickenosaurus> im like
32:18 <Chickenosaurus> i gotta stay up for me mum ey
32:23 <Chickenosaurus> stay ere
32:34 <Chickenosaurus> fkn mum wont be here for like just under an hour
32:42 <Chickenosaurus> this chick is a mate of a mate
32:45 <Chickenosaurus> skinny
32:51 <Chickenosaurus> those tiny tits
32:53 <Chickenosaurus> that
33:01 <Chickenosaurus> dont move much
33:11 <Chickenosaurus> but u dont worry they're gonna smack u inna face
33:23 <Chickenosaurus> my fuckin dick area hurts lika a cunt
33:30 <Chickenosaurus> and her ass hurts
33:34 <Chickenosaurus> well ass bone
33:36 <Chickenosaurus> not asshole
33:37 <Chickenosaurus> wish
33:39 <Chickenosaurus> fucken
33:53 <Chickenosaurus> if she asleep should slip a finger in
33:54 <Chickenosaurus> ahahaha
33:57 <Chickenosaurus> get nicked
34:01 <Chickenosaurus> DONE FOR WHAT
34:10 <Chickenosaurus> FINGERING A SLEEPING WOMAN'S BOTTOM
34:16 <Chickenosaurus> yes I did it, again.
34:24 <Chickenosaurus> Do it to you to judge.
34:26 <Chickenosaurus> YOU CUNT
34:28 <Chickenosaurus> fuck
34:33 <Chickenosaurus> how do i get rid of her
34:34 <Chickenosaurus> its hot
34:45 <Chickenosaurus> mum is coming round
34:48 <Chickenosaurus> ima go have sex
34:49 <Chickenosaurus> bbl
38:00 <Chickenosaurus> bk
38:10 <Chickenosaurus> just wanted me cum inner
38:13 <Chickenosaurus> tired bitch
38:16 <Chickenosaurus> bored as
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01:56 <feathers> I got the bitch to leave
02:07 <feathers> accidently typed that in sydney
11:13 <thestig> loll
24:06 <steven_> looooool
33:51 <breaker> lolllllllllll @ steven_ dropping a big shit in his bed and sleeping in it like a shitfuck.
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47:00 <anotherirc3r> damn humidity
49:58 <steven_> noice
50:05 <emma> lool
52:07 <anotherirc3r> hopefully it storms!
55:31 <nate> hopefully steven rides me tonight
55:39 <nate> yeeeeehar!'
56:02 <anotherirc3r> haha
56:35 <emma> hahaa
57:01 <emma> They never get the weather right over here.
57:25 <anotherirc3r> aww.. damn
57:25 <nate> beverly hills cop: the heat is on!
57:27 <thestig> emms hi
57:32 <emma> HI
57:42 <thestig> how are u!
57:47 <emma> Im back for a few minutes, Trying to get stevens car fixed!!
57:49 <anotherirc3r> i'm relaxing under the aircon atm
57:59 <emma> Im ok, You?
58:04 <thestig> whats wrong with it?
58:12 <thestig> i am good thanks
58:13 <emma> HAHA AIRCONNNN MAN i left work with a jacket on
58:16 <anotherirc3r> what's wrong with his car?
58:21 <emma> Someone reversed into it
58:24 <nate> anotherirc3r thestigs place for dinner tonite?
58:25 <emma> YAY
58:31 <anotherirc3r> damn :/
58:45 <thestig> we are going to frasers restaurant
58:55 <emma> haaha
58:56 <nate> is it good?
59:10 <thestig> biy pricey
59:14 <anotherirc3r> are we now?
59:16 <thestig> great food
59:26 <emma> NO you are taking her to alfreds!
59:27 <thestig> jen im jokin u know it
59:36 <thestig> wherr is alfreds
59:39 <emma> 
59:41 <anotherirc3r> haha yeah i do know that
59:49 <emma> maylands
59:51 <emma> i think
00:04 <anotherirc3r> what is alfreds?
00:20 <thestig> i know this amazing place in kalamunda
00:31 <emma> a burger joint
00:34 <thestig> food is the best
00:36 <emma> like late night burgers
00:43 <anotherirc3r> yummmm
00:47 <thestig> the oysters are to die for
00:49 <anotherirc3r> sounds good
01:05 <emma> i dont really like it
01:17 <emma> i think of mice and rats
01:26 <thestig> lol why u telling me to go!
01:29 <emma> hahahaaaa
01:41 <emma> no to me mice and rats live along the train line
01:49 <emma> and that is where it is located
01:53 <anotherirc3r> she wants to poison you, of course
01:59 <thestig> ah true dat emms
02:05 <thestig> many do lol
02:29 <emma> He can just come over, no need to go to alfreds
02:30 <emma> hhaha
02:37 <emma> ill poison him myself
02:40 <anotherirc3r> haha
02:48 <thestig> lol
03:29 <emma> anyway time to go, Might go clean or walk somewhere haha
04:18 <anotherirc3r> enjoy the humidity!
04:27 <emma> haha, this is normal.
04:59 <anotherirc3r> okay.. i'll just bitch about it anyway
05:03 <breaker> I use to live in Maylands.. on the good side of the tracks.. not the shitty side. Ninth Ave mate closer to Mt Lawley and Inglewood.
05:39 <steven_> hahaha
05:41 <emma> i dont know which side is good or bad in maylands, I dont even know where maylands is hahahaha
05:54 <steven_> maylands is where
05:59 <emma> i know a train stops by
06:03 <emma> thats about it.
06:15 <steven_> fuck
06:18 <steven_> hard to explain
06:36 <emma> EXPLAIN IT LIKE THIS
06:44 <emma> it has a train station!
06:47 <steven_> its on the way to town
06:54 <steven_> next to meltham
06:57 <steven_> and bayswater
07:05 <anotherirc3r> i am amazed by the railway being in the middle of the highway!
07:06 <steven_> ashfield
07:19 <emma> ohh i used to drive past it to go to work
07:25 <steven_> i race the trains
07:28 <steven_> chop em up
07:38 <emma> liar
07:46 <steven_> i did
07:53 <steven_> they only go 140
07:53 <emma> liar
08:00 <steven_> 100-140
08:03 <emma> in what car?
08:12 <anotherirc3r> lol
08:15 <steven_> cant remember
08:18 <anotherirc3r> it looks so cool
08:28 <emma> i know what car
08:31 <emma> the red one
08:32 <emma> hahaha
08:34 <steven_> prolly
08:43 <emma> never really took the black one out
08:46 <anotherirc3r> http://m.imgur.com/htV56hT
08:57 <anotherirc3r> the city looks beautiful too
09:07 <steven_> kings park
09:11 <emma> haha
09:16 <anotherirc3r> yup
09:20 <emma> you should see whiteman park
09:21 <emma> hahaha
09:24 <steven_> hahaha
09:26 <anotherirc3r> where is it?!
09:33 <steven_> mmmmmmmmm
09:34 <emma> near my house
09:37 <steven_> west swan
09:46 <steven_> swan valley
09:49 <emma> its nothing special
10:02 <steven_> john forrest national
10:08 <emma> just see alot of karagroos if you go at the right time
10:11 <emma> Oh yes
10:25 <emma> ill show you a pic of that
10:31 <steven_> before you leave perth
10:33 <steven_> go to hillarys
10:46 <breaker> Yeah.. Hillarys is a must
10:49 <steven_> and get a chicken burger from > american ribs and grill
11:32 <anotherirc3r> what's hillarys?
11:38 <breaker> I use to go there and take all the coins from the gaming machines
12:10 <breaker> BacK iN ThE DaY
12:44 <breaker> http://hillarysboatharbour.com.au/
14:12 <anotherirc3r> cool!!!
14:21 <emma> hillarys is crap
14:29 <emma> the sharks will eat you
15:23 <emma> id rather go here http://prnt.sc/8wyjnf
15:31 <emma> maybe its beacuse immmma COON LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
15:44 <emma> coz im nearly purple!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:53 <anotherirc3r> you are?
15:55 <anotherirc3r> lol
16:38 <anotherirc3r> you don't look it
16:59 <emma> hahaaaa thats why i love it!
17:34 <emma> anyway cleaning to do, enjoy your time in perth!
18:07 <anotherirc3r> i'd say enjoy cleaning but not sure you can lol
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25:31 <anotherirc3r> wb Davey
29:24 <thestig> emma dont be racist
30:39 <nate> Tina Turner - Simply The Best
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33:36 <justanotheruser> thanks
35:19 <emma> thestig shhhhh!
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37:08 <thestig> k :(
37:13 <anotherirc3r> welcome :)
38:08 <thestig> go to fremantle it is nice
38:15 <thestig> nice cafe strip
39:42 <anotherirc3r> where about's in Fremantle?
39:54 <anotherirc3r> can i beat up some Dockers fans too?
40:01 <thestig> yes!
40:18 <justanotheruser> take me n buy me food im hungry
40:24 <breaker> Heaps of boongs hang around there
40:28 <thestig> the main street off high street
40:57 <anotherirc3r> lol you're always hungry Davey
41:27 <thestig> south terrace i think
41:34 <justanotheruser> sureee am
41:37 <justanotheruser> starvingggg
41:59 <justanotheruser> looks like storm outside
42:02 <justanotheruser> coming
42:03 <anotherirc3r> you're going to get fat Davey lol
42:09 <justanotheruser> too late
42:13 <thestig> then there is a nice place to eat called ridolfos i think
42:35 <anotherirc3r> you're not fat
42:43 <thestig> then you can walk to the nortg mole and look at the sunset
42:59 <anotherirc3r> i'm going to look that up! thanks Adrian :)
43:10 <justanotheruser> i am freakin HUGE
43:44 <emma> hahaaaaaa
44:02 <anotherirc3r> permanently closed?!
44:04 <anotherirc3r> awwww
44:39 <thestig> soz jen cicerellos
44:53 <justanotheruser> how much spending money did u bring for the week
44:57 <justanotheruser> can i borrow $100
45:00 <justanotheruser> pay ya back
45:21 <emma> haha david,
45:27 <emma> come play pool
45:31 <emma> you can win money
45:32 <steven_> haha
45:34 <justanotheruser> no money
45:38 <emma> ill play
45:39 <justanotheruser> hahahaha
45:40 <steven_> bring ur car around
45:45 <emma> then you will have some
45:52 <justanotheruser> lool
45:53 <emma> but i only play for $100
45:57 <steven_> i know its not work $50 but we will play for it
46:01 <steven_> work = worth
46:04 <justanotheruser> hahaa
46:21 <steven_> u at work?
46:23 <steven_> or na
46:29 <justanotheruser> every1 was getting there car detailed at work other day 'dave u getting urs done' BWAHAH
46:34 <justanotheruser> get fucked
46:37 <steven_> hahaha
46:44 <justanotheruser> $50 for a detail when the cunt cost $500
46:45 <emma> ghahaaa
46:47 <steven_> hahahha
46:50 <justanotheruser> ill be right
46:51 <steven_> take away a 0
46:54 <emma> it will be worth extra
47:11 <justanotheruser> hehe
47:24 <emma> enjoying the last hour at work?
47:37 <steven_> the only thing in his car worth money is the fuel (if there is any)
47:41 <justanotheruser> going so slow
47:43 <emma> i finished at 1:30pm HAHA
47:44 <justanotheruser> afternoon is
47:47 <thestig> steven whats for dinner
47:52 <steven_> i finsihed at 2:00
47:55 <emma> yeah steven whats for dinner?
48:05 <thestig> im stilll at work
48:07 <emma> dinner party at stevns
48:11 <thestig> woot
48:12 <steven_> at 1:30 ( 3 bosses came up to me seperatley asking if i was staying back to help)
48:12 <emma> he is cooking
48:24 <anotherirc3r> what's he cooking? lol
48:25 <thestig> ill bring a 21 piece bucket
48:30 <emma> i dont know
48:35 <emma> he never cooks
48:42 <emma> then complains i cook nothing nice
48:44 <emma> haha
48:46 <steven_> i need to eat
48:47 <anotherirc3r> haha
48:48 <steven_> EAT ALOT
48:58 <steven_> weight gain is real
49:02 <emma> well i can go shopping
49:07 <emma> you just need to give me money
49:15 <thestig> do u even buff?
49:18 <emma> coz id rather save mine?
49:20 <emma> !!
49:20 <anotherirc3r> i had an awesome dinner with my friend last night
49:32 <emma> what was it?
49:34 <thestig> what did u eat jen?
49:43 <emma> cock?
49:51 <emma> ONLYYYYYYYY JOKING!
49:56 <thestig> lol
50:09 <anotherirc3r> BBQ chicken, potatoes done on the BBQ, salad with capsicum, cucumber, tomato, cheese, pear and garlic croutons
50:16 <anotherirc3r> oh and lime pie for dessert
50:27 <emma> but pies are for lunch
50:41 <thestig> lime pie? any good?
50:54 <justanotheruser> i went to maccas at 3.45am this morning and got a big mac meal medium + cheeseburger
50:57 <justanotheruser> i ate it
51:09 <emma> hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
51:13 <thestig> davey said he will take u to dinner theb do a runner wheb it is time to pay
51:14 <anotherirc3r> yeah. the pie was awesome
51:16 <emma> so how ar you hungry?
51:17 <anotherirc3r> lol
51:29 <emma> one meal aday is enough
51:40 <justanotheruser> i had 2 beers for lunch and a golden gay time
51:45 <justanotheruser> i didnt eat lunch
51:46 <emma> hahaaaaa
51:50 <justanotheruser> wanting a big dinner
51:52 <thestig> lolll
52:01 <emma> crackheads dont usually eat anyway
52:05 <thestig> did u lick the stick?
52:12 <emma> so for you this is life.
52:19 <justanotheruser> yes i did
52:33 <anotherirc3r> that's not lunch!
52:41 <emma> shove it up your ass?
52:46 <anotherirc3r> i went to a cafe for breakfast/lunch
52:46 <emma> chocolate icecreammmmmm!
53:01 <emma> What cafe did you go to?
53:11 <justanotheruser> yea.. fukkkkkkkk pig out tonite
53:19 <anotherirc3r> it was in a shopping centre lol
53:19 <justanotheruser> few beers
53:21 <justanotheruser> n goto bed
53:33 <emma> but its friday
53:45 <anotherirc3r> i had a crispy barramundi salad with vietnamese dressing
53:47 <justanotheruser> i think i bn up all week
53:48 <anotherirc3r> was yummmm
53:49 <justanotheruser> dunno
54:07 <justanotheruser> cant memba last time slept
54:24 <justanotheruser> prob months ago
54:26 <emma> yeahhhh i dont like fish everytime i get it IT ALWAYS has bones!!!
55:09 <anotherirc3r> it didn't!
55:19 <anotherirc3r> also got a coffee of course
55:34 <emma> haha yeah Coffee here isnt that great ive been told
55:42 <anotherirc3r> it's not bad!
55:47 <anotherirc3r> it's not horrible
56:03 <emma> some places it can be
56:03 <anotherirc3r> i kind of expected it to be really bad
56:17 <emma> where abouts are you staying?
56:20 <anotherirc3r> since we're so hipster in Melbourne
56:40 <emma> haha ye ive been told to go just for coffee
57:00 <anotherirc3r> bbl
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06:32 <feathers> oh fuckin hell
06:34 <feathers> it's like
06:37 <feathers> attracting ppl
06:40 <feathers> guy is like
06:47 <feathers> im outside the restaurant having a cig
06:53 <feathers> and guy is laughing at my pants
06:56 <feathers> so i walk up
07:03 <feathers> somethin funny bout my pants?
07:05 <feathers> laughs
07:07 <feathers> is there
07:15 <feathers> something FUCKING FUNNY ABOUT MY FUCKING PANTS
07:16 <feathers> laughs
07:21 <feathers> smacked him in the throat
07:42 <feathers> he was choaking and the staff came out and kicked him out and me friend goes dont upset josh
07:46 <feathers> fucking
07:47 <feathers> ok
07:57 <feathers> didint realise he knows who I a watevs
08:18 <feathers> maybe just cause i know him coz i know him from having so many fuckin coffees with him
08:22 <feathers> hahahahahaha
08:32 <feathers> mum's all like she didnt actually see shit LOL
08:34 <feathers> funny
08:46 <feathers> I don't like cunts doing that
08:52 <feathers> just fucking tell me what it is
09:14 <feathers> I'd fkn tell somebody id be the first to say ya wearing Will Smiths fucking nineties pants you homo!
09:22 <feathers> smack them in the throat.
09:25 <feathers> oops
09:35 <feathers> HE CAME BACK FROM THE FUTURE OR SOMETHING
09:45 <feathers> 2015 spinning me out hahahaha
10:22 <feathers> Three in ya throat gets the meaning when you do it and do it again and againg etc.
10:44 <feathers> fucking wankers, why laugh at my pants and not just say why?
11:10 <feathers> aye aye, shit upsets me lolz
14:39 <justanotheruser> eating cheesels
16:15 <steven_> stig are you there?
16:19 <steven_> or are you out with jen?
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38:25 <feathers> least dont have to put up with darren here no more
38:30 <feathers> told u he was a dog
38:38 <feathers> fkn
38:45 <feathers> the sister of the guy i necked
38:49 <feathers> THREE
38:54 <feathers> means
38:55 <feathers> one sec
38:56 <feathers> brb
39:14 <feathers> pull ya thumb n pinky in
39:19 <feathers> n smash that
39:31 <feathers> knuckles are easy to break
39:42 <feathers> those three fingers though
39:47 <feathers> just hurts
39:57 <feathers> fkn movie over im bored
40:01 <feathers> kicked bitch out
40:12 <feathers> like my dicm sucked right now
40:15 <feathers> fuck man
40:18 <feathers> steven_
40:29 <feathers> hook me up on skype with some 18 yr old dude
40:35 <feathers> suck my e-dick bro
40:38 <feathers> ahahahaha kidding
40:40 <feathers> she asleep
40:52 <feathers> drunk whore.
41:01 <feathers> skinny as shit tho bro
41:11 <feathers> my fkn front is sore from doggyin her ass
41:13 <feathers> still
41:17 <feathers> stillll
41:22 <feathers> if her cunt aint sore
41:27 <feathers> fkn nice but
41:36 <feathers> I be card swiping later for a dance yo
41:37 <feathers> ;)
43:09 <feathers> fuckin hell out like a fucken
43:13 <feathers> clubbed baby seal
43:19 <feathers> naked day she was born
43:32 <feathers> moved her leg she was like UGH
43:43 <feathers> im thinkin, could actually,, no i wont
43:45 <feathers> ahahahahahaha
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07:26 <feathers> DAZ COME BACK FATSO
07:29 <feathers> miss u
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20:39 <steven_> fuck up with the notice
20:51 <steven_> that is gay as fuck!
21:06 <steven_> same with fpart
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22:33 <sockzie> where is Darren that weak puppet?
27:37 <feathers> hcheese as
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36:33 <nahman> sockzie
36:35 <nahman> lols
36:49 * nahman pats sockzie
37:30 <sockzie> hi nahman
37:33 <sockzie> where is Darren?
37:38 <nahman> i dont know
38:15 <nahman> hope he is busy learning what a junkie actually is
38:21 <nahman> instead of calling me one
38:51 <steven_> where you been
38:58 <nahman> home
39:04 <steven_> tru
39:15 <steven_> ne cones
39:26 <nahman> nah quit like 3 days ago
39:32 <steven_> yeh same
39:40 <steven_> still having a sesh tonight tho
39:40 <feathers> okay
39:44 <feathers> i have seen the light
39:46 <feathers> n it is
39:52 <feathers> that chick was way too skinny
39:52 <nahman> got half bottle of wine
39:54 <thestig> TISK U JUNKIE
39:59 <steven_> i got 2 bottles of wine
40:00 <nahman> cant be fucked drink
40:00 <feathers> i will unblock my casual
40:05 <feathers> n see what up
40:07 <feathers> lolz
40:10 <feathers> cos
40:16 <feathers> i dont wana banga anno again
40:30 <steven_> ahhahhhaahaahahahhah
40:33 <feathers> didnt even let me in the butt
40:35 <feathers> oi
40:37 <feathers> dont laugh bro
40:39 <nahman> hi thestig
40:40 <steven_> ahhahhhaahaahahahhah
40:43 <feathers> i tried the pinkie u cunt
40:45 <feathers> OI
40:46 <feathers> U CUNT
40:47 <steven_> ahhahhhaahaahahahhah
40:48 <steven_> hahah
40:49 <feathers> I TRIED THE PINKIE
40:51 <feathers> nup
40:53 <feathers> fucken
40:54 <feathers> so thin
40:55 <steven_> one in the pink?
40:56 <steven_> or 2
40:58 <feathers> like a walking cane
41:01 <feathers> fuck
41:03 <feathers> 2
41:08 <feathers> she wouldnt let me
41:08 <steven_> hahahaaha
41:09 <feathers> cmon
41:12 <feathers> most chicks let u
41:13 <feathers> ffs
41:15 <nahman> drinking is shit
41:20 <feathers> maybe she had gold up there
41:20 <steven_> when they are about to cum they cant stop u
41:22 <steven_> hahahaaha
41:26 <feathers> fucken
41:29 <feathers> she is gone anyway
41:32 <feathers> was a nice bang
41:35 <feathers> cept for brusing
41:39 <feathers> on my crotch
41:41 <feathers> fucken
41:43 <feathers> boney cunt
41:49 <feathers> SLAMSLAM
41:55 <feathers> k bbs
41:59 <feathers> gonna suck up big time
42:31 <steven_> is this her feathers > http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/06/2650092B00000578-2982419-image-a-14_1425638285100.jpg
42:49 <nahman> over 3 years since i had shrooms
42:52 <nahman> lols
43:21 <steven_> i had some on my steak few nights back
43:22 <steven_> not bad
43:27 <nahman> kewl
43:35 <steven_> was sip'n for dayz
44:49 <sockzie> hahaha is tisk here?
44:55 <sockzie> tisk fuck your cat to death
44:56 <nahman> nahman
44:57 <nahman> lols
45:05 <nahman> u r my cat
45:08 <sockzie> tisk your cat is going to be fed to Darrens cat
45:19 * nahman fucks sockzie
45:21 <sockzie> Darrens kid will then eat both of your cats
45:27 <steven_> which one of you guys would bang this hottie
45:28 <steven_> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6nzSUdIAAAD7v_.jpg
45:57 * nahman loves sockzie
46:24 <nahman> you even know how to spell it right
46:39 <sockzie> tisk would bang it
47:00 <nahman> i thought i was baning sockzie
47:02 <nahman> g
47:54 <nahman> you must like me if u wanta be my pet?
48:50 <sockzie> im going to fuck your pet then fuck you
49:14 <nahman> nah
49:15 <nahman> man
56:58 <sockzie> tisk how many vbs have you had today?
57:12 <nahman> none
57:40 <sockzie> liar
57:42 <sockzie> tell us the truth
58:18 <nahman> i had 1 beer but it wasnt vb
58:43 <sockzie> what was it?
58:45 <sockzie> carlton draught?
58:48 <nahman> becks
59:15 <nahman> not to much into drinking any more
59:28 <nahman> lost to much weight
00:25 <sockzie> tisk get a job
00:36 <sockzie> stop drinking bleach for breakfast or darrens mums cunt
00:51 <sockzie> tisk upload a new video for us
00:56 <nahman> no
01:15 <nahman> if u wanta see me has to be in person
01:51 <sockzie> where do you live?
01:57 <nahman> here
02:03 <sockzie> where is here?
02:06 <sockzie> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TISK!
02:07 <nahman> home
02:16 <sockzie> address please
02:24 <nahman> nahman
02:47 <nahman> corner of nah and man
03:24 <sockzie> tisk do you think you have what it takes to take over the world
05:24 <nahman> no
05:34 <sockzie> why is that?
08:30 <nahman> cause
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10:45 Mode: (by breaker) +o Fitz
14:35 <nahman> just had to dig a splinter out of my hand
14:37 <nahman> lols
16:15 <sockzie> did you wank hard?
16:33 <nahman> nah thats your job
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31:23 <justanotheruser> mite go rob anotherirc3r..... once im done with the cunt, she'll be going back to melbourne in a wheelchair.
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34:35 <sockzie> tisk david is furious that you got to kiss her and he didn't
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42:36 Mode: (by frosty) +v Blitzkrieg
42:43 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo gang
43:34 <thestig> hii
43:42 <Blitzkrieg> What's crackin
43:51 <thestig> not much man how are u
43:58 <Blitzkrieg> Pingin
43:59 <Blitzkrieg> U
44:04 <Blitzkrieg> :D
44:06 <thestig> haha pingazzzz
44:39 <Blitzkrieg> WAZZZZŹZZZZZUP
46:27 * thestig slaps nahman around a bit with a large trout
46:33 <Blitzkrieg> Nahman is a loser
46:38 <Blitzkrieg> Junkie scum
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59:30 Mode: (by breaker) +o Mx_Trump
59:33 <Mx_Trump> lololollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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02:20 <Mx_Trump> what about it loser?
09:51 <breaker> LOlllllllll @ nahman the true junky
10:04 <breaker> Junky faggot.
10:20 <steven_> he got a pash
10:28 <Mx_Trump> he got more than that
10:30 <steven_> and his fingers wet
10:37 <steven_> even the finger in his pants
10:41 <Mx_Trump> just couldnt tell breaker or else he would turn violent
10:50 <breaker> haha eer
11:20 <breaker> He didn't get anything other than forcing the 'pash'
11:27 <steven_> bro
11:31 <Mx_Trump> forcing lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
11:31 <steven_> you cant force a kiss
11:40 <breaker> Don't bro me steven.
11:48 <Mx_Trump> only breaker and i are bro's
11:51 <Mx_Trump> not you steven_
11:53 <steven_> hahaaaaa
11:54 <breaker> haha
12:02 <steven_> there was no forced kiss
12:08 <steven_> you need to open your eyes
12:30 <breaker> You need to stop making up things.. you got no idea what happened.
12:55 <Mx_Trump> you only have jennifers side of things, a chronic liar
13:18 <steven_> neither do you
13:29 <breaker> oh I do know the truth steven.
13:36 <steven_> haha
13:37 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
13:37 Mode: (by breaker) +o nate
13:52 <breaker> Does does Chris.. but he chooses to ignore the fact he did wrong.
13:53 <steven_> we all do
14:13 <nate> who did WONG!
14:16 <nate> mr wong
14:21 <nate> ohhh azn dick
14:46 <steven_> your saying all this because he got his kiss before you
15:20 <breaker> Think about why she wont meet up with him again.. because he did wrong and she wont be making that mistake again.
15:49 <steven_> she will still continue to meet randoms from irc
15:54 <nate> tisk got gonorrhoea
15:59 <steven_> and you wont be able to stop that ;)
16:18 <breaker> Think whatever you like steven.. you got no idea :)
16:29 <nate> yeah steven u tool gamer youth lover :D
16:52 <nate> NO IDEA!
17:02 <steven_> does she even like you dave?
17:11 <Fitz> anyone here ride a motorbike
17:26 <nate> who doesnt;p
17:39 <steven_> nate has a ducatti
17:43 <Fitz> nice
17:49 <Fitz> which one
17:50 <steven_> 2015
18:11 <nate> i have a 650 hyosung 2008 LOL not even efi
18:15 <steven_> ;p
18:17 <Fitz> lol
18:23 <steven_> it looks like a ducatti
18:26 <Fitz> what are the hyosungs like lol
18:38 <Fitz> i have a gsxr750
18:41 <breaker> Like I said steven.. you got no idea.
18:42 <nate> i have never ridden another bike i cant say
18:53 <steven_> i know this much
19:02 <steven_> you licked her cunt for an hour and didnt make her orgasm
19:07 <Fitz> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=25h1qhg&s=5#.UtETMnnKNcM
19:20 <Fitz> ohh okay
19:33 <Fitz> is it a LAMS bike or unrestricted
19:33 <nate> looks good fitz
19:48 <nate> its a lams bike, gutless
19:48 <Fitz> thx nate
20:06 <Fitz> you should upgrade nate
20:15 <nate> i have the carby kit, i took off the smog shit and put a sprocket on
20:27 <nate> havnt done carby yet
20:34 <nate> sproket helps
20:36 <Fitz> cool
20:42 <Fitz> yeah give it more bottom end
20:53 <steven_> i like the breaker who tells the truth
20:59 <nate> hyosungs are clunky and slow intill ya destrict them
21:17 <Fitz> i put a bazzas kit in mine with the quickshift and traction control
21:27 <nate> woah :D
21:31 <nate> kean as mustard
21:38 <nate> did chicks honk ;D
21:40 <nate> or do
21:41 <nate> lol
21:44 <nate> HONK HONK MOFO
21:46 <nate> i love u
21:47 <Fitz> lol
22:13 <Fitz> did you see the rossi kick in the last motogp
22:25 <Fitz> how he kicked that guy off his bike, that was cool
22:32 <breaker> And you believe that steven ?
22:41 <nate> haha no
22:48 <nate> rossi is a smart arse, love it
22:59 <steven_> if you were any good she wouldnt be in perth
23:03 <breaker> What you don't know.. we play you lot and you don't even know it. :)
23:10 <Fitz> yeah it was cool, i can just see road riders all imitating him kicking other people off their bikes now
23:16 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
23:21 <steven_> your a real loser
23:30 <steven_> please die
23:37 <nate> fitz do u play with your lady friends :D
23:39 <breaker> Says the loser trying to get a rise out of me.. go play ya xbox games steven.
23:40 <nate> LOLOLOOLOL
23:57 <steven_> i would rather tell you how much of a loser you are
24:03 <Fitz> only with the missus
24:09 <Fitz> shes sleeping though
24:11 <steven_> your a suckhole
24:11 <breaker> I bet you would
24:24 <breaker> So continue on steven :)
24:30 <Fitz> im watching that tenacious d film, fuck its funny
24:30 <steven_> suck suck
24:55 <Mx_Trump> where is jen's boyfriend anyway?
24:56 <nate> i did some dips tonight at gym, tricep ones 8 x 4 sets and 6 x 2 muckin bout ;D
24:56 <Mx_Trump> plivent
25:00 <steven_> when things arnt going good you will msg me saying, sorry steven i know im a fucking loser, then you will msg pliv asking about the 'krew'
25:06 <nate> yeaah baby
25:11 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
25:58 <steven_> sad but true
26:03 <breaker> It's part of playing you lot.. come on steven.. THINK with your brain dickweed.
26:21 <steven_> bro u sucked her ass to get back
26:23 <Fitz> xbox is okay
26:26 <nate> omg steven would u like to play with me :L
26:28 <Fitz> ps4 is ok
26:33 <thestig> lol PLAYING
26:36 <steven_> ur back in the good books
26:37 <Mx_Trump> dont worry breaker if you hang around long enough she will probably end up marrying you
26:41 <Fitz> i like the gta game
26:43 <steven_> you even lied about fucking her
26:47 <steven_> ahhahahahaa
27:04 <nate> fitz i hope u arent a lesbian and u use your dick right ":D
27:17 <nate> DICK DICK DICK!
27:29 * nate looks at steven
27:48 <steven_> you forgot how to use your dick
27:51 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooool
28:21 <Fitz> lesbian
28:29 <Fitz> yeah rightio
28:34 <nate> fitz DIKE!
28:42 <nate> RUG MUNCHER
28:47 <nate> 1 hour
28:56 <steven_> im going for a shower
28:58 <steven_> cleaning my dick
29:02 <steven_> im expecting jen soon
29:07 <Fitz> this conversation has gone south
29:18 <breaker> In your dreams steven.
29:29 <Fitz> irc weirdo much nate
29:32 <steven_> will be more like a nightmare
29:47 <nate> fitz im here for u bra!
29:59 <nate> we may hold hands
30:38 <nate> haha steven, u are dirty!
31:01 <nate> weirdos dont come on irc
31:04 * nate fartz
31:07 <nate> LOLOLOL
32:01 <nate> fitz if u want me later, whisper me ;D
32:29 <Fitz> nah its all good fag
33:03 <breaker> Are you having a meltdown steven ? Emma didn't come home from last nights fuck with ya mates ?
37:07 <nate> no anime out, im gonna have to watch a romantic movie with Fitzy
43:07 <Mx_Trump> Fitzy thinks iran should be nuked to kill all the evil muslims
43:22 <steven_> she comes home everynight
43:26 <steven_> she likes the main course
43:36 <steven_> i can get my dick hard without even touching it
43:38 <steven_> OLD MAN
43:41 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
43:54 <steven_> i go to sleep with a boner and i wake up with one
44:02 <steven_> so when u woke up the next day
44:14 <steven_> you still couldnt get it up ?
44:19 <steven_> or she was done with u by then?
46:44 <Mx_Trump> she was done with him, and then had to put up with all his boring messages the next few days on why he couldnt get a boner
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49:25 <Mx_Trump> http://theaimn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cyberbullying-child1-e1427092843181.jpg
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49:53 Mode: (by breaker) +o Fitz
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58:16 <breaker> haha
58:30 <breaker> Look at you two.. you think you got it all sorted
58:53 <Mx_Trump> steven_ and i know the truth
58:55 <breaker> As I always say steven and Mx_Trump.. you both got nothin :)
59:15 <Mx_Trump> game set match steven_ and Mx_Trump
05:31 <thestig> what does you got nothing even mean
05:41 <thestig> nothing of what?
07:25 <Mx_Trump> it means he got nothing with gauci
07:29 <Mx_Trump> he is projecting
16:07 <steven_> stop projection
16:12 <steven_> stop projecting
16:27 <steven_> jen found a hard cock now
17:17 <thestig> maybe 2
17:25 <thestig> if it is how she rolls
17:27 <thestig> so be it
17:28 <steven_> no little limp dicks for jen
17:32 <steven_> she wants orgasm's
17:38 <thestig> SOME STIFF HARD NIGGER COCK
17:45 <thestig> BOTH HOLES
17:59 <nate> thestig u paint ya cock black ;D
18:13 <steven_> <anotherirc3r> dont ever tell dave this but chris is a better kisser
18:19 <nate> lolol
18:26 <nate> dem teef
18:37 <thestig> hahaha
19:06 <Mx_Trump> <anotherirc3r> i had a wet pussy with chris and we had way more alcohol than with breaker
19:39 <steven_> <anotherirc3r> i manipulated dave for 6 weeks and he still couldnt get it up
20:49 <steven_> <anotherirc3r> ps dave has cat breath
20:58 <thestig> <anotherirc3r> chris got it up in 5 fuckin minutes minutes
21:34 <nate> lol
21:39 <nate> chris got it up?:)
25:38 <steven_> breaker is prolly on his phone pasting logs to her via sms
25:52 <steven_> gives him an excuse to msg
26:22 <thestig> yeh ofcourse it is the only he is talking
26:26 <thestig> cause he wants something
26:38 <DoC> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
26:54 <DoC> breaker should kill himself
27:01 <DoC> fucking lonesome loser
27:03 <thestig> DOC!
27:13 <DoC> stiggeh!
27:16 <DoC> sup mate
27:21 <thestig> not much bra hows u
27:28 <DoC> breaker died in the church of aids?
27:40 <DoC> pretty good bro just got back home
30:36 <nate> why would breaker kill himself hes got a new girlfriend already!
30:53 <nate> super stud :D
43:29 <DoC> lol
43:35 <DoC> he's a super loser
43:41 <DoC> worse than tisk
54:37 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
54:37 Mode: (by breaker) +o anotherirc3r
58:04 <steven_> hey jen
58:08 <steven_> babe
58:25 <thestig> hi jen sweetie
58:41 <steven_> me and stig are chilling at my house
58:41 <anotherirc3r> heya steven
58:46 <anotherirc3r> heya Adrian
58:48 <anotherirc3r> nice
58:48 <steven_> what you up 2
58:49 <steven_> ?
59:10 <anotherirc3r> being lazy lol. It's my first day just doing nothing!
59:22 <steven_> raining now anywayz
59:24 <steven_> been a while
59:41 <anotherirc3r> yeah.. I was thinking of going for a walk
59:47 <anotherirc3r> damn rain
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