// #nerdhacks — 2015-10-14
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00:02:41 Quit: shadsam ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
00:06:42 <nate> someone has dooosssed shads
00:06:48 <nate> needy carnt
00:06:50 <nate> :P
00:08:08 Quit: auxsub ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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00:08:11 <xm_> awww i just missed shads
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00:08:27 Mode: (by breaker) +o auxsub
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00:15:55 <amelia> sleepeh
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00:41:56 <Phillip> names fucken chris
00:42:04 <Phillip> got down syndrome and torettes
00:42:09 <Phillip> names fucken chris alright
00:43:08 <Phillip> osskkaarr aka poodledick got pwn3d
00:43:15 <Phillip> looololololllllllllooool
00:43:51 <Phillip> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
00:44:31 <thestig> lolll
00:44:57 <xm_> you're doing my head in just like you could, just like you should, just like you would
00:44:59 <xm_> you're fried
00:45:16 <Phillip> i think we have a homosexual man amongst us
00:45:58 <Phillip> i only came here 2 try make my way into jennys panties -_-
00:46:09 <Phillip> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
00:46:43 <Phillip> erlich
00:46:47 <Phillip> you poofter gutz!
00:47:01 <xm_> anyone seen me m8 kunny?
00:47:05 <steven_> yeh
00:47:10 <xm_> last seen in d3 working on his female avatar
00:47:10 <steven_> he was with his tranny
00:47:24 <Phillip> projecting
00:47:45 <xm_> PROJECTION YOU'RE HONOUR
00:47:47 <xm_> im tired as fuck
00:47:49 <steven_> i seen ur drag outfit
00:47:51 Quit: xm_ ([email protected]) Quit: BAM!
00:48:05 <Phillip> i borrowed it off jon
00:48:09 <steven_> balls n all
00:48:31 <Phillip> where is poodick tonight
00:48:38 <Phillip> ?¿
00:48:38 <steven_> hahahahahaaha
00:48:42 <steven_> in your bum
00:48:48 <steven_> jacking it
00:49:05 <Phillip> ¬_¬
00:49:09 <steven_> are you and BlackDevil in pm?
00:49:16 <Phillip> nup
00:49:21 <Phillip> he tries to cyber me
00:49:29 <Phillip> with mens asses pics n stuff
00:49:42 <steven_> loooooooool
00:49:46 <steven_> is this true jon?
00:49:59 <Phillip> ¬_¬
00:50:04 <steven_> i want to hear the real story
00:50:31 <Phillip> im just jokin
00:50:53 <Phillip> but he does send explicit homosexual material
00:51:39 <steven_> do you enjoy it?
00:52:07 <Phillip> u do
00:52:19 <steven_> your g/f is a tranny
00:52:25 <Phillip> bullshit
00:52:29 <steven_> haaha
00:52:39 <Phillip> prick
00:52:48 <steven_> only fucking with ya cunt
00:52:54 <steven_> u smoking weed yet
00:53:01 <Phillip> perhaps
00:53:12 <steven_> stop being a weak cunt and go get a foil
00:53:13 <Phillip> what makes u think i smoke weed
00:53:56 <steven_> dunno
00:53:59 <steven_> im going to bed
00:54:00 * Phillip slaps steven_ around with a pink Macintosh
00:54:04 <Phillip> seeya pg
00:54:09 <steven_> i dunno about going to work tommorow
00:54:24 <nate> hi Phillip!
00:54:53 <Phillip> hey poo soldier
00:54:58 <nate> i just had a choccy busicut, nearly as sweet as u phil
00:55:10 * Phillip farts
00:55:10 Mode: (by nate) +v Phillip
00:55:11 <Phillip> ehehhehheeh
00:56:18 <Phillip> :))
00:58:37 * steven_ holds Phillip down while nate sucks him off
00:58:52 <Phillip> go to bed you faggot
00:58:56 <Phillip> poofter gutz
00:58:56 <steven_> loooooool
00:59:09 <steven_> im just watching
00:59:20 <steven_> your the sick one doing it
00:59:52 <Phillip> scum cunt
01:00:00 * steven_ watches on while Phillip sucks off his dog
01:00:13 <Phillip> lololololllllllllllllllllll
01:00:25 <steven_> your an animal
01:00:58 <nate> i do like shit ( Phillip ) on my lips
01:01:18 <steven_> ahhah
01:01:52 * steven_ picks up Phillip and sits him on nate face for his tongue bath
01:02:46 <nate> Phillip are u over 18 :D
01:02:59 <nate> i dunno steven has young mates
01:03:08 <nate> all playin those silly games
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01:03:21 <steven_> i got old mates
01:03:22 <steven_> hahaha
01:03:26 <steven_> in real life
01:03:58 <steven_> hairy faces
01:05:01 <thestig> loll
01:05:25 <steven_> bikie looking fgts
01:05:29 <nate> Halo 5: Guardians: Launch Trailer Released for Upcoming Xbox One Video Game
01:05:29 <nate> The roughly three-minute long trailer features gameplay and computer-generated imagery of "Halo 5: Guardians." The first-person shooter is scheduled to be released worldwide on Oct. 27.
01:05:35 <steven_> i played halo 3
01:05:39 <steven_> i was the king
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01:45:10 <Terence> lolz
01:45:20 <Terence> bumjack
01:45:23 <Terence> thestig
01:45:27 <Terence> you up 4 a bumjack
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05:24:45 <BlackDevil> ac;l$/.lr
05:30:54 <BlackDevil> k6+++++++++++++++/b6+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
05:37:15 <BlackDevil> #um@+++++++++++++++++6aRRRR%/;`x xps7w
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09:15:27 <Terence> bill cosby
09:15:34 <Terence> pedofile
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09:18:56 <shadsam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6_N1WBZ7fs
09:19:01 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NEW Best Progressive House EDM Mix 2015 Live Analogue Church Remix (Jul 9, 2015) Time: 4:40 - Category: Music - 69 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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09:22:40 <Terence> gay men
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09:30:10 <Terence> er
09:30:14 <Terence> wayne marto
09:30:16 <Terence> hey son
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09:31:27 Mode: (by shadsam) +v Terence
09:38:19 <steven_> lolololol
09:38:45 <shadsam> lol
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10:11:04 <thestig> shadsam where the hot trannys at ?
10:14:01 Quit: shadsam ([email protected]) EOF from client
10:19:42 <steven_> in his bed
10:28:31 <thestig> loll
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11:10:27 <thestig1> OMG
11:10:30 <thestig1> HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
11:10:38 <thestig1> OMGGGGGGGGG
11:10:48 Nick: thestig1 is now known as DavidH
11:10:53 <steven_> davo mate
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11:12:52 <DavidH> OMG
11:12:56 <DavidH> OMGGGGGGGGG
11:13:03 <DavidH> HEYYYYYYYYYYYY
11:13:12 <DavidH> STEVEN!!
11:13:16 <DavidH> NO WORK?!
11:15:59 <DavidH> DOGGGGGGGGGGGS
11:16:04 <DavidH> DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
11:16:22 <DavidH> jUST kIdDiNM
11:16:28 <DavidH> HeHeHeHeheheheeh.
11:16:30 <thestig> loopy
11:16:40 <DavidH> TheStig
11:17:04 <thestig> u gona flood again? ban hammer ready :)
11:17:27 <DavidH> NEVER
11:17:28 <DavidH> NEVER
11:17:33 <DavidH> I nEVER fLOOD
11:17:43 <DavidH> WILL never do such a thing!
11:17:46 <DavidH> thestig
11:17:52 <DavidH> I promise
11:18:03 <thestig> lol
11:19:48 <DavidH> MIGHT GO GET BREAKFAST
11:21:24 <steven_> bacon and eggs
11:22:00 <thestig> with a line of ice
11:24:18 <DavidH> lol
11:24:20 <DavidH> dont be stupid
11:24:28 <DavidH> chilli cheese sausage
11:25:40 <DavidH> ice will be here tomorrow
11:25:43 <DavidH> :D
11:26:06 <Abortion> :|
11:37:08 <DavidH> HMMMMMMMM
11:39:02 <BlackDevil> steven_ bounces on dicks
11:39:28 <steven_> only on wednesdays
11:39:52 <thestig> wow blackdevilllll
11:40:13 <DavidH> BlackDevil for prime minister
11:40:13 <BlackDevil> and thestig tastes them after the bouncing
11:40:28 <thestig> lolll
11:40:29 <BlackDevil> and joel is in the middle
11:40:39 <BlackDevil> while chris is on the bottom
11:40:42 <steven_> while blackdevil is watching and wanking
11:41:03 <thestig> with his dog licking his but crack
11:41:06 <BlackDevil> nothing wrong with that
11:41:21 <BlackDevil> good thing i am not invovled
11:42:31 <thestig> the oper always watching
11:48:20 <BlackDevil> yea and do nothing
11:48:29 <BlackDevil> lazy people
11:48:31 <BlackDevil> i swear
11:48:46 <BlackDevil> we should oper people like Serenity
11:50:16 <DavidH> or Me
11:50:22 <DavidH> i was a good oper
11:50:32 <DavidH> at Nerdhacks
11:51:03 <breaker> You were so good.. you were deleted.
11:51:16 <DavidH> thats right
11:51:35 <breaker> For glining everyone that spoke.
11:51:46 <DavidH> Pretty much
11:52:05 <breaker> And now you're glined
11:52:11 <breaker> lolllllllll
11:52:19 <DavidH> What a fall from grace
11:52:27 <DavidH> how far i have sunken
12:02:06 <steven_> haahahha
12:02:12 <steven_> nerdhacks has sunk
12:02:17 <steven_> because i stoped caring
12:02:49 <DavidH> good
12:02:56 <DavidH> nothing but junk anywya
12:03:01 <DavidH> garbage
12:03:57 <DavidH> u know the bit of dog shit u walk in and scrape off the bottom of your shoe
12:04:01 <DavidH> thats nerdhacks
12:04:48 <steven_> yep
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12:05:28 <steven_> haha
12:05:35 Mode: (by steven_) +b *!*@108.186.6D12E5.5ADB9B
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12:21:21 <SlipperySerpent> Greetings
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12:30:05 <breaker> davo
12:30:39 <breaker> You seem part the channel, change nicks and rejoin like we don't know it's you
12:30:49 <breaker> [14/10/2015 12:21:29] (SlipperySerpent): Greetings
12:30:57 <breaker> [14/10/2015 12:29:11] *** anotherirc3r has also used the nickname: SlipperySerpent
12:30:57 <breaker> [14/10/2015 12:29:11] *** breaker sets mode: +o anotherirc3r
12:30:57 <breaker> [14/10/2015 12:29:15] *** breaker sets mode: -o anotherirc3r
12:30:58 Kick: breaker was kicked by Zyxt (flood)
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12:31:02 <breaker> [14/10/2015 12:29:55] *** SlipperySerpent has also used the nickname: anotherirc3r
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12:32:29 <BlackDevil> so
12:32:44 <BlackDevil> shes not skilled enough to hide herself
12:33:36 <SlipperySerpent> she is
12:33:43 <SlipperySerpent> but chooses not too
12:33:53 <SlipperySerpent> she would rather hide in plain sight
12:34:19 <SlipperySerpent> however not 'hide' -- take the piss.
12:34:23 <BlackDevil> like david?
12:34:57 <SlipperySerpent> exactly
12:37:05 <BlackDevil> and his herpies?
12:37:19 <BlackDevil> he hides them, but they still appear at times
12:41:44 <thestig> jen is a compulsive liar
12:42:11 <BlackDevil> they lie without knowing they lie
12:46:17 <thestig> fucking loopy
12:49:34 <BlackDevil> well loopy is just special
12:50:26 <thestig> loopy is fucked lol
12:50:34 <BlackDevil> yea 'special'
13:26:10 <breaker> Compulsive liar ? that's just the beginning.
13:36:05 <SlipperySerpent> LIAR!
13:46:49 <steven_> snake in the grass
13:47:23 <steven_> us hawkz eat snakes for breakfast
13:48:15 <breaker> Yeah I don't think you want to eat that snake.. you'll get Chlamydia.
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14:52:56 <SlipperySerpent> hmm
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15:22:31 <steven_> resetting my net
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15:49:31 <thestig> hey
15:49:49 <steven_> sup
15:50:02 <thestig> nm
15:50:49 <thestig> hows the stream
15:50:54 <thestig> goin
15:51:27 <SlipperySerpent> sup
15:51:50 <SlipperySerpent> just got back from lunch
15:53:00 <SlipperySerpent> crystal
15:53:14 Nick: SlipperySerpent is now known as CrystalMeth
15:53:38 <thestig> loopy ya dog
15:53:41 * CrystalMeth waves
15:53:54 <CrystalMeth> call me Crystal./
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15:54:07 <thestig> lol
15:54:38 <CrystalMeth> heueuhe
16:06:41 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/8r3kp5
16:07:10 <CrystalMeth> that you?
16:07:12 <CrystalMeth> faggoty
16:16:10 <steven_> na 2 cunts just invited me
16:16:19 <steven_> both with masks
16:16:20 <steven_> haahh
16:20:40 <CrystalMeth> hahaa
16:20:44 <CrystalMeth> ok bumface
16:24:18 <steven_> ;p
16:34:12 <CrystalMeth> u fucking cunt
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16:46:50 Topic Is: carrot GAAAAAAAAAAAY!
16:46:50 Set By: (nate) on: Tue Oct 13 22:11:11 2015
16:46:51 Mode: (by breaker) +o damian
16:48:14 <anotherirc3r> 6-7
16:48:57 <CrystalMeth> Cool
16:49:13 <CrystalMeth> ever been here before?
16:49:32 <CrystalMeth> im going to buy a giant sandwhich
16:49:33 <CrystalMeth> brb
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16:50:30 <anotherirc3r> nup. never been there
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16:52:26 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +v CrystalMeth
16:52:37 <anotherirc3r> just a voice in case some people have a cry
16:55:17 <CrystalMeth> no one will have a cry .. all the ppl in here are great ppl!
16:55:17 <CrystalMeth> thanks
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16:55:23 <tisk> :(
17:03:31 Mode: (by breaker) +o damian
17:03:38 <CrystalMeth> nice tisk!
17:03:46 <CrystalMeth> i just got paid $300 in my bank
17:03:49 <CrystalMeth> from online casino
17:03:55 <CrystalMeth> so i can pay rent money
17:03:56 <tisk> lols
17:04:09 <tisk> i dont rent
17:04:27 <CrystalMeth> yeah i dont really but i call it rent.. // board money
17:04:32 <tisk> kk
17:04:33 <CrystalMeth> i have to pay my mum
17:04:36 <CrystalMeth> every 2 weeeks
17:04:47 <tisk> i love
17:04:51 <tisk> being owner
17:04:56 <tisk> but i lazy
17:05:08 <CrystalMeth> yeah i live alone at the moment
17:05:20 <CrystalMeth> really need to get my own place some day
17:05:33 <CrystalMeth> prob need to start using alot more
17:05:35 * CrystalMeth *
17:05:39 <CrystalMeth> so i can make that happen
17:05:58 <tisk> i just want a chick that loves me and can drive and dont mind living bush ways
17:06:08 <tisk> then i would sell
17:06:21 <CrystalMeth> would u sell
17:06:23 * CrystalMeth *
17:06:32 <tisk> nah prob not
17:06:42 <tisk> i want a chick to love me so iwork again
17:06:56 <tisk> and can buy another place
17:06:58 <CrystalMeth> yeah i want a chick to love me too
17:07:07 <CrystalMeth> and will suck my dick
17:07:10 <CrystalMeth> every day
17:07:12 <CrystalMeth> or on demand
17:07:12 <breaker> haha
17:07:20 <tisk> i dont even care if they suck mydick ornot
17:07:28 <CrystalMeth> yeah
17:07:32 <CrystalMeth> shes gotta suck a dick
17:07:41 <anotherirc3r> charming
17:07:51 * nate sucks tisk
17:07:58 <CrystalMeth> hey jen!
17:08:03 <CrystalMeth> its true
17:08:11 <tisk> jen is sexy
17:08:16 <CrystalMeth> have u ever been in a relationship where a girl doesnt suck a dick?
17:08:21 <CrystalMeth> not so much for me.
17:08:21 <anotherirc3r> nope. jen isn't
17:08:27 <tisk> yes jen is
17:08:32 <anotherirc3r> nope
17:08:40 <anotherirc3r> CrystalMeth: yeah.. i hated it.
17:08:40 <nate> YES CrystalMeth is!
17:08:41 <tisk> look miss ur
17:09:22 <nate> GAG ON ME CrystalMeth!:P
17:09:22 <CrystalMeth> exactly anotherirc3r! i'm glad we're on the same page here
17:09:38 <tisk> well
17:09:44 <CrystalMeth> ur not my type nate
17:09:46 <tisk> i dont care cause if i go a girl
17:09:49 <CrystalMeth> first off
17:09:49 <tisk> thats enough
17:09:54 <CrystalMeth> you're a man!
17:10:04 <nate> i am not :D
17:10:20 <nate> im your boyfriend CrystalMeth :D
17:10:59 <anotherirc3r> are you going to get married natey?
17:11:14 <CrystalMeth> i was married anotherirc3r
17:11:18 <nate> yup in perth
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17:11:44 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpuqS-f2lZU
17:11:48 <CrystalMeth> i was married for about 4 years
17:11:49 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drake - HotLine Bling (Sep 29, 2015) Time: 3:38 - Category: People & Blogs - 2,260,324 views - 23,776 likes (98%), 475 dislikes (2%)
17:12:35 <tisk> hmm to lazy to make samwiches
17:12:35 <anotherirc3r> were you Davey?
17:12:36 <tisk> lols
17:12:55 <CrystalMeth> yes
17:13:17 <anotherirc3r> why did you divorce?
17:13:43 <CrystalMeth> coz she ain't no jenny from the block
17:14:06 <CrystalMeth> no she was just a cunt
17:15:44 <CrystalMeth> i'm still coming to terms with everything 4 years later
17:15:45 <CrystalMeth> :D
17:39:27 Mode: (by breaker) +o damian
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17:41:32 <breaker> Met her Wednesday, licked her out, she sucked me off, we fucked, we made out, drank piss and slept together.. took her home Thursday morning at around 11.. I didn't feel so well Friday, Saturday and Sunday.. Monday comes and I went to the doctors
17:41:46 <breaker> Got another blood test and mouth swab
17:41:54 <thestig> wowwww
17:41:58 <thestig> haha
17:42:03 <u> breaker u kiss and tell!
17:42:04 <u> :D
17:42:44 <breaker> Today.. I get the results.. first test came back neg and the test on Monday came back pos for Chlamydia.. I got it in the throat from licking her out for an hour
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17:43:26 <thestig> wow grose man
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17:43:32 Mode: (by frosty) +o nate
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17:43:48 Mode: (by breaker) +o nate
17:44:12 <nate> i fell like shads
17:44:13 <nate> lol
17:44:16 <nate> FEEL
17:44:45 <breaker> I gotta take antibiotics for 10 days - Ampicillian
17:45:00 <nate> lucky it wasnt herpies braa!
17:45:03 <nate> :P
17:45:09 <breaker> haha
17:45:19 <nate> cant get rid of that;l
17:46:35 <thestig> rofl
17:47:56 <breaker> Anyone who wants to meet/fuck/lick out anotherirc3r .. DON'T For your own health.. she's not worth it.
17:48:36 <breaker> For her to get sex.. she NEEDS to hit the piss.. she can't do it without it... and that's very bad in a female world.
17:51:09 <thestig> so she can get it up?
17:51:54 <breaker> That's right.
17:52:16 <thestig> loll
17:54:39 <breaker> She's so bad at sucking my cock.. I lost my hardon for hours.. I blamed it for the the piss but that's not like me.. I normally have a raging boner.. piss or no piss...
17:55:34 <breaker> Soon as she started sucking me off.. I couldn't hold the boner... all down hill from there.. untill I had to jerk myself off to get hard.. then we fucked.
17:58:29 <breaker> What did she say to me? "I wanna ride you" ... she rode me all right.. she can ride, goes off like a whore on crack.
18:00:01 <nate> u will survive breaker, atleast u can move on :D
18:00:10 <breaker> haha
18:00:20 <nate> hunt down another hottie
18:00:22 <breaker> You know.. good point man
18:02:45 <breaker> Another hottie? ohh she's no hottie.. I tell you that right now.
18:03:37 <breaker> Her face might be alright.. fuckable.. but the rest.. oohhh fuck no!
18:04:28 <breaker> Fat, droopy/saggy titties she hides under clothes.
18:04:47 <tisk> oi breaker shut the fuck up
18:05:03 <tisk> you tell me off yesterday
18:05:05 <breaker> Turned me right off.. oh and that current facebook picture is not her, she took down the real ones.
18:05:08 <tisk> now you are doing it
18:05:53 <tisk> leave jen alone idiot
18:06:00 <breaker> Chris, You are lucky kido.. you didn't lick her out or fuck her.. you would have got Chlamydia... did you finger her though? did you wash your hands ?
18:06:42 <tisk> fuck up dipshit
18:06:47 <breaker> or what cunt ?
18:06:52 <tisk> i end u
18:06:57 <breaker> You gonna belt me with your bong ?
18:07:00 <tisk> yeah
18:07:03 <breaker> looolllllllllllllllll
18:07:08 <breaker> Eat shit kido.
18:09:09 <breaker> The truth is out there now.
18:09:22 <breaker> We all log.. do what you like with it peoples :)
18:11:13 <breaker> she'll always hide in pm and tell lies.. that's what she does.
18:11:19 <CrystalMeth> sounds delicious!
18:11:21 <steven_> hahahahahahahaa
18:11:24 <CrystalMeth> cant wait til shes in perth!!
18:11:33 <steven_> dave is getting next ride
18:11:38 <breaker> Plays the "victim card"
18:11:44 <steven_> haah
18:11:48 <CrystalMeth> ;OL)~
18:12:10 <CrystalMeth> i dont wear condoms though... never found any big enough
18:12:14 <CrystalMeth> for my dick
18:12:16 <CrystalMeth> u know
18:12:16 <breaker> haha
18:12:23 <CrystalMeth> any of you's suffer that prob??
18:12:30 <nate> CrystalMeth has a very small dick
18:12:32 <breaker> You sure you want an STD from her davo ?
18:12:47 <CrystalMeth> sharings caring!
18:12:51 <CrystalMeth> i like to share!
18:13:06 <nate> breaker its a common std atleast u lucky devil
18:13:14 <CrystalMeth> :D
18:13:21 <CrystalMeth> lucky devil you
18:13:27 <nate> next time u spin condom bra ;D
18:13:38 <CrystalMeth> yea
18:13:43 <nate> lollolol
18:13:46 <CrystalMeth> i gotta start wearin em
18:13:46 <nate> or aids
18:13:48 <nate> AIDS
18:13:50 <CrystalMeth> haah
18:13:51 <nate> LOL
18:14:10 <CrystalMeth> im bad for it
18:14:19 <CrystalMeth> :O(~
18:14:23 <nate> yes u are
18:14:40 <breaker> davo
18:14:56 <nate> i knew a chick who got herpies, she was a beast!
18:15:02 <nate> lolol
18:15:18 <breaker> She'll be in Perth between the 27th of Nov till the 1st of Dec.
18:15:58 <CrystalMeth> thats what she tells u
18:16:34 <breaker> No davo.. it's not what she tells me.
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18:17:20 Mode: (by breaker) +o amelia
18:17:28 <breaker> Well shit.. amelia
18:17:37 <breaker> You're too late.
18:17:40 <CrystalMeth> sup amelia
18:18:03 <amelia> damn it i always miss out
18:18:08 <amelia> sup meth
18:18:24 <CrystalMeth> workin hard ... as per usual! :D
18:18:38 <amelia> ohh of course
18:18:46 <amelia> is that loopy
18:18:52 <breaker> yeah
18:19:22 <amelia> i jus took pup to park
18:19:25 <amelia> she makin friends
18:19:37 <amelia> by sitting on them like a jerk as usual
18:19:45 <breaker> Sniff butts ?
18:20:04 <amelia> and that
18:20:07 <CrystalMeth> hahaha
18:20:11 <CrystalMeth> cool dog
18:20:26 <amelia> ahaha
18:30:43 <CrystalMeth> think my hair needs a perm
18:33:20 <amelia> sounds beautiful
18:33:43 <thestig> loopy where u taking jen when she comes to perth? ice skating
18:34:11 <amelia> mirrabooka ice skating rink
18:34:22 <amelia> tis gorgeous place for a 1st date
18:34:53 <thestig> ice skating is code for drugs lol
18:35:27 <CrystalMeth> i dont do drugs
18:35:55 <thestig> lolll
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18:36:36 <amelia> yah m8 and i dont put colour in my hair
18:37:00 <thestig> haha
18:37:01 <CrystalMeth> nice amelia.. so you're all natural then?
18:37:05 <CrystalMeth> brunette i hope
18:37:06 <CrystalMeth> ;P
18:37:19 <amelia> very blonde
18:37:30 <CrystalMeth> wow
18:37:43 <CrystalMeth> never pictured u as a blonde
18:37:53 <thestig> not as blonde as me
18:38:03 <amelia> how did you picture me
18:38:12 <CrystalMeth> thats just disgusting thestig
18:38:20 <amelia> alfee is stunning as a blonde
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18:38:42 <CrystalMeth> i pictured u as a brunette
18:38:44 <nate> built like a truck i fuck for a buck
18:38:50 <CrystalMeth> about 5"5
18:39:08 <CrystalMeth> dimples
18:39:11 <amelia> 5"5 is right
18:39:11 <CrystalMeth> freckles
18:39:15 <CrystalMeth> glasses
18:39:16 <amelia> ahahaha
18:39:24 <amelia> glasses yes but i aint got no freckles
18:39:28 <CrystalMeth> big fat ass
18:39:31 <amelia> so you pictured me as a dork basically
18:39:36 <amelia> the ass is also correct
18:39:49 <nate> BUBBLE BUTT!
18:39:53 <CrystalMeth> haha
18:39:54 <CrystalMeth> nice
18:40:01 <amelia> yah but not nice squatters bubblebutt
18:40:05 <nate> pop it on your face mr crystal
18:40:13 <amelia> jus big ass
18:40:17 <CrystalMeth> i wish!
18:40:26 <CrystalMeth> i wish nate
18:40:28 <CrystalMeth> i wish
18:40:41 <amelia> jen you got a bubble butt do twerk on loopys facial hair?
18:40:46 <amelia> to*
18:41:14 <nate> ruined
18:41:43 <CrystalMeth> :P
18:41:53 <amelia> aaaaaahahahahahahahahhaahh ruined
18:42:59 <anotherirc3r> of course meels
18:43:10 <anotherirc3r> goes with my daily intake of 30,000 calories
18:43:44 <amelia> ahahahaa
18:43:55 <amelia> i wasnt calling you fat
18:44:07 <nate> yes bubble butt is a good thing
18:44:11 <nate> amelia got confused 2
18:44:13 <nate> lol
18:44:43 <anotherirc3r> haha all good
18:45:13 <amelia> my ex used to sing that bubble butt song to me
18:45:26 <anotherirc3r> what song?!
18:45:32 <amelia> and i would get really angry
18:45:40 <amelia> cos i thought he sayin i was fat
18:45:56 <amelia> i fink its major lazer song
18:46:44 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO89_H7GqaQ
18:46:49 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Major Lazer - Bubble Butt (feat. Bruno Mars, 2 Chainz, Tyga & Mystic) (Sep 10, 2013) Time: 4:57 - Category: Music - 22,246,641 views - 82,042 likes (82.2%), 17,757 dislikes (17.8%)
18:49:36 <amelia> i do not like those bums
19:05:13 <CrystalMeth> anyone for some coke
19:05:16 <CrystalMeth> with ice
19:05:42 <anotherirc3r> i'm going to have a drink
19:05:43 <nate> CrystalMeth nah i want you, ya wet noodle
19:05:47 <anotherirc3r> we have black douglas!
19:06:01 <CrystalMeth> black douglas
19:06:04 <CrystalMeth> what is that
19:06:09 <CrystalMeth> whiskey?
19:06:17 <CrystalMeth> borborn?
19:06:32 <CrystalMeth> never really tasted it
19:06:35 <CrystalMeth> before
19:06:39 <CrystalMeth> i like JD's
19:06:40 <CrystalMeth> mateeee
19:07:09 <amelia> i thought you were talkin drugs
19:07:20 <CrystalMeth> errr no!
19:07:26 <amelia> lies
19:07:35 <CrystalMeth> coke + ice in a nice glass
19:07:39 <CrystalMeth> so refreshing
19:07:44 <CrystalMeth> so much better than normal coke!
19:07:47 <CrystalMeth> out of plastic!
19:07:49 <CrystalMeth> or can.
19:08:09 <CrystalMeth> geee not everythin is about drugs amelia!
19:08:15 * CrystalMeth *
19:08:44 <amelia> i am onto you m8
19:09:12 <CrystalMeth> i hope so!
19:09:26 <anotherirc3r> lol
19:10:22 <amelia> mcdonalds coke is best coke
19:10:48 <nate> wttttf;p
19:11:08 <breaker> nate, Is that meant to be an insult ? Eatting pussy is the best.. chicks love it specially when they orgasm.. feel those fat legs twitching.
19:11:19 <CrystalMeth> i hate them i go through drive thru other morning about 10:15am wanting a cheeseburger.. real hot day. nah only breakfast menu still.. then im like fuckk what do i get? ok a frozen coke. nah machines not working!
19:11:21 <CrystalMeth> fuckkkkkk!
19:11:27 <CrystalMeth> ok just a small coke.
19:11:28 <CrystalMeth> cunts
19:11:30 <CrystalMeth> no ice
19:11:35 <CrystalMeth> $2.65 later
19:11:42 <CrystalMeth> got my watered down coke
19:11:44 <nate> its a song breaker babe
19:11:45 <CrystalMeth> with no ice
19:11:46 <CrystalMeth> :D
19:11:53 <nate> missy elliot
19:12:12 <amelia> yah watered down taste way better
19:12:20 <breaker> Work it ?
19:12:44 <amelia> CHiCKS LoVe iT eSPeCiaLLY WHeN THeY oRGaSM
19:13:23 <CrystalMeth> yeah but shes gotta suck a dick
19:14:08 <CrystalMeth> force fed
19:14:18 <CrystalMeth> LLLLOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooLLLL
19:14:31 <CrystalMeth> home time yet
19:14:34 <nate> sign me up CrystalMeth!
19:14:35 <CrystalMeth> cmonnnnnnn
19:14:37 <amelia> jeeeeeezus
19:14:57 <amelia> nathaniel likes being throat fucked
19:15:43 <breaker> So does someone else
19:16:31 <amelia> so if she wants to tell people, let her
19:16:37 <amelia> its not up to you to spread shit
19:17:11 <breaker> She does.. in pm.. added with lies.. therefore.. the truth isn't being told.
19:17:15 <breaker> Understand ?
19:17:24 <amelia> give it 5 days and you'll be declaring your undying love for her again
19:17:35 <breaker> Not likely
19:17:36 <amelia> and threatening anyone who disses her
19:17:46 <breaker> I don't threaten anyone.
19:18:11 <amelia> "SHe'S MY PRiNCeSS, GoT iT?"
19:18:17 <breaker> eer
19:18:23 <breaker> I don't say that.
19:18:29 <amelia> AHAAHAHHA
19:18:31 <amelia> do so
19:18:45 <amelia> you call her your pwincess
19:18:59 <breaker> I don't add threats to it though
19:19:26 <breaker> therefore.. you're making up things.
19:19:30 <breaker> :)
19:19:31 <amelia> SHeS NoT a WHoRe, uNDeRSTaND ?
19:19:46 <breaker> And ?
19:19:47 <amelia> space before the question mark & all
19:19:48 <nate> iT WaS aN aCCiDeNT!
19:19:55 <nate> edit logs NOW!
19:20:26 <breaker> I may of 'stuck up for her'.. but I didn't threaten people.
19:20:42 <amelia> ok m8
19:21:21 <nate> killing darren is ok ;l
19:21:25 <breaker> haha
19:21:29 <thestig> nate likes to throat fucked? oh wow
19:21:34 <thestig> be
19:21:39 <breaker> He wanted to kill me... not the other way around.
19:21:45 <amelia> yus he does
19:22:05 <thestig> why tell everyone lol
19:22:11 <thestig> big bully
19:22:16 <amelia> who
19:22:32 <thestig> u
19:22:49 <amelia> ahahah
19:22:51 <thestig> poor nate
19:23:18 <amelia> he ok wif it
19:23:38 <breaker> I confronted him for that reason.. gave him that chance to kill me/bash me .. but he couldn't cause he got no balls... infact.. he invited me to his local club, sent a picture of it to me to say he's there.
19:23:50 <thestig> haha he is ok with anything
19:24:18 <CrystalMeth> did u go
19:24:25 <breaker> I did yes
19:24:27 <amelia> its jus jokes wif nathaniel
19:24:32 <CrystalMeth> and what happened
19:25:04 <nate> breaker he would more likely eat you
19:25:08 <nate> then get an std
19:25:15 <nate> SNAPO!
19:25:24 <breaker> He stood there mouthing off like a faggot.. I gave him the death stare for the whole 20 minutes and he shat himself.. he sms'd his mate to come outside and save his arse.. he couldn't walk away from me without his mate holding his hand.
19:25:26 <thestig> at his expense lol
19:25:59 <breaker> Not once did he come towards me and kill me like he said he will.... chicken shit fuck.
19:26:35 <CrystalMeth> loooooool
19:28:03 <CrystalMeth> where is he
19:28:06 <CrystalMeth> he hasnt been on
19:28:36 <breaker> He's on... always on.. just wont confront this channel like a man
19:29:04 <breaker> He'll hide behind a girls skirt
19:30:39 <CrystalMeth> whats his nickname
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19:31:19 <breaker> What he doesn't realise is.. I had 2 cameras running the whole time in my car.. one was on the dash and the other on the back shelf facing the passenger side window
19:31:28 <amelia> i GaVe HiM THe DeaTH STaRe FoR THe WHoLe 20 MiNuTeS
19:31:37 <breaker> Blitzkrieg
19:31:39 <amelia> he musta been shakin in his boots
19:32:40 <CrystalMeth> i woulda been scared too
19:32:57 <amelia> yeah that death stare is some scary shit
19:32:57 <BlackDevil> i love crack
19:33:00 <BlackDevil> keeps me awake
19:33:19 <CrystalMeth> BlackDevil <3
19:33:32 <BlackDevil> meth is not good
19:33:34 <anotherirc3r> ahaha meels
19:33:38 <anotherirc3r> scary indeed!
19:34:22 <CrystalMeth> It most certainly isn't BlackDevil!
19:34:32 <CrystalMeth> If you need some help to get off the
19:34:37 Nick: CrystalMeth is now known as WhiteDevil
19:34:50 <WhiteDevil> I'm here for you!
19:36:51 <breaker> You werent saying that Wednesday night.. "you make me so horny and wet" along with moans, orgasms, looking into eachothers eyes, brushing eachothers hair back, kissing, smiling and cuddling heaps like we're "lovers"
19:37:32 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHA
19:37:38 <breaker> "Lets get some sleep Dave" cuddles me so tight I couldn't breathe.
19:37:40 * amelia brushes nats hair back
19:37:44 <amelia> der you go
19:37:46 <WhiteDevil> BlackDevil: it's taken its toll over the years.. http://whatthe.oregonbigfoot.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/meth_funny.png
19:38:44 <amelia> you think you're embarrassing her but you're only making a fool of yourself
19:38:51 <amelia> stop airing your dirty laundry
19:38:55 <WhiteDevil> hahhahaha
19:39:09 <breaker> Dirty alright
19:39:26 <BlackDevil> this is how cumiva's drinks his liquids http://imgur.com/vjWszip
19:39:47 <amelia> bwahahaha that is disgusting
19:39:55 <WhiteDevil> hahaa
19:39:59 <breaker> That's what amelia likes to do.
19:40:31 <breaker> "Demand" anotherirc3r to do something like that and she'll do it.
19:40:47 <amelia> happy to confirm i have never had a drink from a condom fanks
19:40:51 <breaker> CuM BucKeT
19:41:13 <breaker> ohhh you don't know do you amelia ?
19:41:31 <amelia> nor do i care
19:41:49 <breaker> I got myself tested the same day I met her last week.. 9am I was at the doctors.. did a blood test and mouth swab, got it sent off to the Pathology before I left to go meet her
19:41:53 <amelia> don't tell me whatever it is you're busting your pants to tell
19:42:19 <breaker> Met her Wednesday, licked her out, she sucked me off, we fucked, we made out, drank piss and slept together.. took her home Thursday morning at around 11.. I didn't feel so well Friday, Saturday and Sunday.. Monday comes and I went to the doctors.. Got another blood test and mouth swab
19:42:30 <breaker> Today.. I get the results.. first test came back neg and the test on Monday came back pos for Chlamydia.. I got it in the throat from licking her out for an hour
19:42:34 <breaker> I gotta take antibiotics for 10 days - Ampicillian.
19:43:21 <amelia> yeah yeah i call bs
19:43:26 <breaker> Really ?
19:43:39 <amelia> ye
19:44:54 <breaker> I don't need to prove myself to you.. I know the truth and so does she.
19:45:18 <amelia> + i don't think the 2nd test comes back that quick
19:45:36 <breaker> 3 days
19:46:15 <amelia> you got it done Monday at the place then they send it off from there
19:46:40 <amelia> whatever the case, why try shame her
19:46:43 <amelia> you jus look the fool
19:46:54 <amelia> you knew her sexual history n still went there
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19:47:01 <amelia> DuMMY
19:47:07 <breaker> I am a fool.. for meeting up with her.
19:47:16 <breaker> No shit
19:47:24 <amelia> DoPeY
19:47:29 <amelia> STuPiD
19:47:38 <amelia> FooL
19:47:51 <breaker> That's why I got my first test done the same day bgefore I met her... cause I knew what we were going to be doing.. we hadn't before.
19:48:29 <WhiteDevil> <3 amelia
19:49:32 <amelia> rawrrrrr
19:50:03 <WhiteDevil> looooool
19:50:19 <nate> breaker was seduced in 6 weeks
19:50:35 <WhiteDevil> anywayz i'm goin home. i'll be inebriated for a week or so , prob wont be around much
19:50:44 <WhiteDevil> Chow Chow
19:50:47 <nate> piss off pink devil ;l
19:50:48 <amelia> pay week
19:50:53 <amelia> time to hit the ice
19:50:58 <WhiteDevil> LOL
19:51:05 <WhiteDevil> dont be stoooooopid amelia
19:51:09 <amelia> I'm onto you buddy
19:51:18 <WhiteDevil> :P~
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20:01:55 <fuckyou> Asl
20:04:15 Mode: (by nate) +v fuckyou
20:05:46 <anotherirc3r> heya Skip
20:06:54 <fuckyou> Hey
20:07:28 <anotherirc3r> how's you?
20:10:01 <amelia> i need chocolate
20:10:08 <amelia> mint aero
20:10:12 <amelia> go
20:11:15 <anotherirc3r> sounds good
20:11:18 <anotherirc3r> get me some too plz
20:11:29 <amelia> otays
20:11:44 <amelia> but cannot guarantee i wont eat em first
20:11:58 <anotherirc3r> all of them?
20:12:23 <amelia> i have no self control
20:12:28 <amelia> do not judge me
20:13:13 <anotherirc3r> haha
20:13:15 <anotherirc3r> all good
20:13:23 <anotherirc3r> i'd be the same with a picnic
20:13:44 <amelia> YASSSSS
20:13:52 <amelia> Picnics are also very good
20:14:25 <nate> the bubble is growing!
20:16:34 <amelia> ahahahahah :(
20:17:02 <amelia> fine no chocolate
20:17:04 <amelia> sigh
20:17:11 <anotherirc3r> it's worth it though!
20:17:50 <amelia> everytime i eat sumfin bad i always feel like i jus put on 10kgs in an instant
20:18:40 <amelia> and den I'll go for a run and be like phew jus dropped that 10kgs
20:19:01 <anotherirc3r> haha same
20:19:06 <anotherirc3r> i do it with step ups though
20:19:31 <amelia> i dunno how you do that for an hr
20:19:46 <amelia> i guess its same, people prob get bored of running for hr
20:19:53 <amelia> but i loves it
20:20:10 <anotherirc3r> i don't know.. i just listen to the music and forget about everything
20:20:15 <anotherirc3r> it's relaxing
20:20:27 <amelia> music is good for this
20:20:48 <anotherirc3r> ya.. i'm obsessed lol
20:21:05 <amelia> ahahah
20:21:08 <amelia> is good :)
20:22:07 <amelia> my lil god daughter jus asked me to come to her dance concert thing
20:22:12 <amelia> she doin ballet
20:22:31 <amelia> & acrobatics
20:22:38 <anotherirc3r> how cute!
20:22:40 <amelia> hells yes i will go to that
20:22:55 <nate> u can show her how to twerk amelia
20:22:58 <amelia> ahahahaha
20:23:23 <amelia> she gave my dog a teddy bear
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20:23:33 <amelia> and within 10 mins she ripped it to shreds
20:23:38 <amelia> fluff everywhere
20:23:55 <anotherirc3r> awwwww
20:23:56 <amelia> so she hates my dog
20:25:32 <steven_> hahah
20:25:42 <anotherirc3r> how can you hate your dog?!
20:25:46 <anotherirc3r> your dog is gorgeous
20:25:54 <anotherirc3r> that face!
20:26:23 <amelia> she even cried a lil
20:26:31 <amelia> i felt mean for laughing
20:26:37 <amelia> but i was also glad it happened
20:26:43 <amelia> so conflicted
20:27:04 <anotherirc3r> hahaha
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21:32:03 <anotherirc3r> b
21:32:06 <anotherirc3r> wb*
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21:43:29 <anotherirc3r> ajnin?
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21:56:18 <anotherirc3r> wb again
21:57:07 <st0rm> Hi cunts
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22:03:59 <st0rm> Jennifer you still looking for dicks on irc
22:04:28 <anotherirc3r> who are you?
22:06:17 <st0rm> Come on tell us slut
22:06:45 <thestig> kumiva
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22:07:07 Mode: (by breaker) +o Mx_Trump
22:07:10 <Mx_Trump> rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:07:31 <anotherirc3r> ...
22:08:03 <st0rm> Lol lol@ thestig
22:14:13 <Mx_Trump> jen
22:14:24 <anotherirc3r> Brett
22:14:51 <Mx_Trump> i want to go to chlamydia cove with you
22:15:07 <anotherirc3r> lol right
22:15:21 <Mx_Trump> what days do you have free?
22:15:36 <st0rm> Jen has a restless vagina lolol
22:15:55 <Mx_Trump> her vagina is on a high protein diet
22:16:28 <st0rm> Lololol
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22:17:11 Mode: (by frosty) +o nate
22:18:15 <st0rm> Where is my mate Robert ingham
22:18:31 <anotherirc3r> sockzie?
22:18:48 Mode: (by nate) +vvv AndroUser2 overdangle st0rm
22:18:55 <nate> u have mates!
22:18:57 <nate> :D~
22:19:16 <anotherirc3r> ..yay
22:20:18 <st0rm> ?
22:21:26 <nate> st0rm lets mate!
22:25:56 <Mx_Trump> hungry jacks ten nuggets 2.95 lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:26:58 <anotherirc3r> get me some
22:26:59 <anotherirc3r> kthx
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22:28:55 <Mx_Trump> there is a nugget war going on
22:41:36 <anotherirc3r> need another drink i think
22:41:56 * anotherirc3r offers Brett a Black Douglas and Coke Zero
22:42:02 <anotherirc3r> don't say i never give you anythigng
22:42:14 <Mx_Trump> i dont drink black douglas or coke zero
22:42:16 <amelia> don't you dare offer him diet drinks
22:42:23 <Mx_Trump> black douglas lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:42:25 <anotherirc3r> hahaha why not?!
22:44:03 <Mx_Trump> how many drinks have you had anotherirc3r?
22:44:12 <Mx_Trump> you seem in a good mood
22:44:22 <anotherirc3r> nearly finished my second
22:44:32 <Mx_Trump> take a pic of the bottle
22:44:44 <Mx_Trump> hold up a sign 'this is what im drinking bretty'
22:44:50 <Mx_Trump> 'i am not a monster'
22:44:52 <anotherirc3r> nah cbf
22:45:07 <Mx_Trump> steven_
22:45:09 <Mx_Trump> where is emma pig
22:45:16 <Mx_Trump> tell her that she is one of us
22:45:24 <amelia> yah bring emma bax
22:45:35 <amelia> i miss her calling people cwords
22:46:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
22:48:54 <steven_> she just got on
22:48:56 <steven_> lololol
22:49:21 <steven_> <chlamydia> hi
22:49:21 <steven_> <chlamydia> I'm not donating, fuck that!!
22:49:34 <amelia> ahahahahahah
22:49:53 <Mx_Trump> carrot tops online
22:50:13 <amelia> announcement
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23:00:49 <anotherirc3r> his lover is online
23:07:59 Quit: breaker ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
23:09:33 <Mx_Trump> jealous
23:09:42 <Mx_Trump> with you were as hot as carrot top
23:09:51 <Mx_Trump> the car cleaner
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23:18:47 <nate> dress to tease em, strip to please em
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23:57:36 <Buttluver> fuck knuckles
23:57:39 <Buttluver> wheres me mate piss
23:58:05 <Mx_Trump> in hospital
23:58:12 <Mx_Trump> chlamydia victim
23:58:20 <Buttluver> naah that'd mean he got a root
23:58:34 <Buttluver> what slag did he screw
23:59:00 <Mx_Trump> one that frequents this channel
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