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06:58 Join: HamSandwich ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
07:09 <HamSandwich> jen missed you
07:23 <breaker> Why so late ?
07:34 <anotherirc3r> didn't miss you
07:50 <HamSandwich> so late?
08:11 <HamSandwich> jen why didnt you miss me?
08:18 <anotherirc3r> because you're a jerk
08:34 <breaker> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
09:32 <HamSandwich> how am I?
10:02 <breaker> I wonder how many times HamSandwich has had that said to him in person.. he should be use to it by now.
10:23 <HamSandwich> ohh many times lol
10:30 <breaker> told all his life.
10:34 <breaker> Yeah I bet.
10:56 <HamSandwich> yeh lol
10:59 <HamSandwich> you are right there
12:14 <Mx_Trump> should be hamandcheesetoastedsandwich
12:20 <breaker> Gotta get some quotes going
12:37 <breaker> and label them as "Darrens Law"
12:59 <steven_> darren had a shitty weekend
13:01 <HamSandwich> lol
13:02 <steven_> leave him alone!
13:04 <HamSandwich> we should
13:05 <breaker> hahah
13:08 <HamSandwich> steven_
13:11 <HamSandwich> bring back the bot
13:14 <steven_> haha
13:16 <HamSandwich> it needs to do 2 things
13:28 <HamSandwich> 1 post a darren quote
13:31 <HamSandwich> 2 post emma pics
13:37 <HamSandwich> !emma
13:40 <HamSandwich> !darren
13:47 <breaker> He's drinking his piss, lashing out like a true stalker on IRC
13:49 <b-queen> !junkieloser
13:50 <anotherirc3r> you are obsessed with her dude
13:55 <steven_> !pliv and one of his girlfriend who he wishes he had
14:02 <HamSandwich> anotherirc3r im obsessed with who?
14:05 <b-queen> !fakemia
14:10 <steven_> he is an irc loser
14:13 <steven_> from way back
14:15 <steven_> nothing has changed
14:17 <HamSandwich> steven_ my gf is not mia
14:17 <b-queen> !monobrow
14:19 <HamSandwich> never was
14:20 <anotherirc3r> emma
14:23 <anotherirc3r> and her photos
14:25 <steven_> your obsessed with a 18 yr old
14:27 <steven_> haha
14:27 <HamSandwich> jen i dont care about emma
14:29 <anotherirc3r> you're always asking for photos of her
14:30 <HamSandwich> is emma 18?
14:36 <HamSandwich> i have photos of emma
14:37 <steven_> no
14:45 <HamSandwich> i dont need or want anymore
14:48 <steven_> emma isnt 18
14:50 <HamSandwich> mayo showed me her it was enough
14:51 <steven_> hahah
14:56 <HamSandwich> emma is cool
15:02 <steven_> ur a fgt
15:04 <steven_> no one cares
15:06 <HamSandwich> have nothing against her but i just want her to admit she is a coon
15:06 <steven_> what you think
15:07 <breaker> loll
15:07 <steven_> hahaah
15:09 <HamSandwich> when she can do that
15:11 <HamSandwich> ill get over it
15:19 <steven_> well son
15:21 <steven_> keep going
15:27 <steven_> because we dont care what you want hahahahaa
15:30 <HamSandwich> keep going with what
15:34 <HamSandwich> just bring the real emma on
15:37 <HamSandwich> and let me speak to her
15:40 <HamSandwich> or let me call her
15:42 <steven_> that was the real emma today
15:51 <steven_> you can call me
15:52 <steven_> ?
16:04 <steven_> i'll talk dirty to ya bro
16:11 <steven_> since mia doesnt want a pedo
16:20 <HamSandwich> i dont even know who mia is
16:24 <steven_> ahhaahahahaha
16:26 <HamSandwich> my gfs name is caitlin
16:28 <HamSandwich> not mia
16:32 <HamSandwich> my gf is 20
16:33 <HamSandwich> not 18
16:38 <steven_> hahahahaa
16:40 <HamSandwich> my gf has blonde hair not dark
16:44 <steven_> why do you lie bro ?
16:47 <HamSandwich> im not
16:50 <steven_> ahahahaha
16:54 <steven_> you sound like tisk now
16:55 <breaker> caitlin ? the tranny ?
16:59 <HamSandwich> not tranny no
17:07 <HamSandwich> tranny was a philipino i fuck
17:11 <steven_> hahahahahaa
17:14 <steven_> junkie faggot
17:29 <HamSandwich> yeh i was high on ice
17:35 <HamSandwich> when ice was actually good
17:50 <steven_> why do you smoke todays cutty
18:21 <HamSandwich> no
18:29 <HamSandwich> i dont pay for ice
18:38 <steven_> hahahahaha
18:40 <Mx_Trump> give steven_ a call
18:42 <HamSandwich> its ok but its not as good as before
18:47 <HamSandwich> thats why i dont care for it
18:54 <HamSandwich> as i tell u man if it comes up ill take it
18:59 <HamSandwich> i dont go out of my way to get on it
19:07 <b-queen> i fuck
19:08 <HamSandwich> same goes for pills and most weed
19:15 <HamSandwich> coke can be good
19:16 <steven_> who are you talking to?
19:18 <HamSandwich> so is heroin
19:24 <HamSandwich> the govts fucked the drugs
19:33 <HamSandwich> alcohol is prob best u can get
19:37 <HamSandwich> in australia at least
19:44 <breaker> He knows his drugs.. TALK ABOUT JUNKIE!
19:45 <HamSandwich> when they make weed legal we might have a chance
19:49 <HamSandwich> but better to grow it urself
19:52 <HamSandwich> which i cant do now
20:07 <steven_> are you mates with beagle?
20:13 <HamSandwich> the best weed i smoked in over 10 years was my gfs step dads
20:15 <HamSandwich> but he's dead now
20:21 <steven_> good
20:23 <HamSandwich> i still have heaps of his seeds but
20:31 <HamSandwich> i had 2 plants going last year but i didnt take care
20:37 <HamSandwich> ill start them up soon
20:45 <HamSandwich> be more prepared this time
21:01 <HamSandwich> steven_ no im not mates with beagle
21:05 <HamSandwich> he's ok though
21:15 <HamSandwich> he has some interesting stuff to say
21:22 <steven_> hahaa
21:23 <HamSandwich> but he will die soon from alcohol abuse
21:31 <steven_> ah well
21:34 <steven_> YOLO
21:44 <HamSandwich> yeh yolo to beagle
23:08 <HamSandwich> steven_ can i talk to u 2night
23:11 <HamSandwich> ill call u man
24:56 <HamSandwich> steven_ im going to hack nerdhacks
24:59 <HamSandwich> flood u cunt
25:32 <breaker> LOL
26:11 <breaker> ShoW uS Ya FloOdINg SkiLLz pLiveNt
26:37 <breaker> don't hack me bro
27:07 <HamSandwich> you suddenly become amelia pig?
27:27 <breaker> Say what ?
27:33 <HamSandwich> you suddenly become amelia pig?
27:34 <breaker> ILL BOLD IT BRO
27:35 <breaker> ILL BOLD IT BRO
27:36 <breaker> ILL BOLD IT BRO
27:47 <HamSandwich> pollock hows bacchus marsh shops going ;)
27:58 <HamSandwich> go to buy your daily dare ice coffee hahahahahaha
27:59 <breaker> come round
28:06 <HamSandwich> on the days you can afford it
28:08 <HamSandwich> centrelink
28:12 <breaker> yeah
28:17 <breaker> once a fortnight
28:21 <breaker> lollllll
28:29 <HamSandwich> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
28:36 <HamSandwich> how does it feel that jen dont want u anymore
28:50 <b-queen> boring
28:57 <breaker> I know she told you as much as she could about me
29:11 <breaker> Doesn't matter to me.
29:22 <breaker> You're just IRC dog shit.
30:11 <HamSandwich> she told me everything
30:13 <HamSandwich> me and mayo
30:17 <breaker> I know.
30:20 <HamSandwich> and we have finally got you
30:20 <HamSandwich> ;)
30:31 <breaker> You got nothing
30:33 <b-queen> pliv has biggest crush on mayo
30:44 <b-queen> but i don't think mayo feels the same
31:00 <steven_> hahahah
31:06 <anotherirc3r> lol
31:34 <steven_> i never see mayo mention pliv
31:35 <steven_> hahahaa
31:51 <steven_> one sided relationship
31:52 <b-queen> but pliv mention him 50x a night when hes on
32:04 <b-queen> me & mayo did dis
32:06 <b-queen> mayo told me did
32:09 <steven_> pliv is the taker
32:13 <b-queen> I'm waitin for mayo to join
32:18 <steven_> mayo is the alpha male
32:25 <b-queen> jus wait til mayo gets here
32:29 <steven_> hahaahahahahaa
33:46 <HamSandwich> breaker
33:48 <HamSandwich> you will see
33:48 <HamSandwich> ;)
33:51 <steven_> hahaah
33:54 <breaker> Really ?
34:07 <HamSandwich> lol
34:17 <HamSandwich> you guys are played so easily
34:25 <HamSandwich> pollock will soon be exposed
34:29 <HamSandwich> bacchus marsh
34:33 <steven_> but only you care?
34:35 <breaker> Your bullshit bluff gets you nowhere :)
34:47 <steven_> not even mayo cares
35:03 <b-queen> stop shteven
35:09 <b-queen> you are breaking his heart
35:12 <HamSandwich> lol
35:15 * steven_ notices HamSandwich's nose is now running
35:19 <breaker> That's all you got arselicka.. the area... same with Jennifers.. you got the suburb only.. cause YOU'RE shit.
35:24 * steven_ also see his bottom lip start to quiver
35:29 <HamSandwich> bacchus marsh
35:31 <b-queen> ahahahahaahaha
35:41 <b-queen> sniffles
35:45 <steven_> hahaha
35:50 <b-queen> starts crying uncontrollably
35:51 <breaker> You're no good at this game plivent.. you're washed up faggot.
35:56 <b-queen> blowin snot bubbles
35:59 <HamSandwich> lol
36:02 <HamSandwich> ahh pollock
36:06 <HamSandwich> at least ill fuck jen
36:09 <HamSandwich> and make her cum
36:13 <b-queen> ahh pollock
36:28 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjkNNDuAb9A
36:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Baby Crying Sounds SOUND EFFECT (Aug 19, 2013) Time: 1:41 - Category: Film & Animation - 938,354 views - 1,523 likes (80.6%), 367 dislikes (19.4%)
36:37 <breaker> lollllll
36:37 <b-queen> AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
36:40 <^pHANTOM^> lol
36:45 <HamSandwich> if you knew how my cock will fuck her
36:52 <steven_> haahhahaha
36:57 <steven_> darren would do a better job
37:01 <steven_> with his finger
37:29 <HamSandwich> darren will get his turn soon
37:38 <steven_> hahahaha
37:43 <steven_> why do you hate everyone bro
37:48 <steven_> tell uncle steve
37:50 <HamSandwich> i dont
37:51 <HamSandwich> i dont hate u
38:00 <b-queen> why do you hate us
38:04 <steven_> i dont hate you either
38:12 <HamSandwich> i dont like b-queen though
38:13 <steven_> i dont hate anyone
38:16 <HamSandwich> i dont hate emma
38:19 <HamSandwich> i dont even hate pollock
38:19 <steven_> i just think your all faggots still
38:25 <HamSandwich> i hate darren though
38:25 <steven_> doesnt mean i like ya
38:26 <steven_> ahahaha
38:32 <steven_> darren is a faggot
38:34 <HamSandwich> darren is beyond loser to me
38:37 <steven_> i will say that
39:00 <b-queen> can you pls stop hurting my feeling
39:08 <steven_> when mayo join's
39:09 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaR6dHxe2B0
39:13 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Baby Laugh Sound Effect (Jan 22, 2011) Time: 0:21 - Category: Music - 278,827 views - 293 likes (89.1%), 36 dislikes (10.9%)
39:32 <steven_> im going to bed
39:44 <anotherirc3r> night
40:08 <steven_> bai
40:15 <b-queen> latah tossa
40:27 <steven_> oh
40:33 <steven_> You need a registered nickname to message this user
40:39 <steven_> <HamSandwich> i know u love pollock
40:39 <steven_> <steven_> hahaahaha
40:40 <steven_> <steven_> he is a faggot just like you
41:04 <breaker> lolll
41:28 <breaker>                                                                  
41:29 <breaker>                                                                  
41:54 <anotherirc3r> just kiss and makeup already
42:22 <b-queen> can you imagine where that dirty junkie mouth has been
42:27 <b-queen> yux
42:43 <HamSandwich> my mouth has been on some good pussy
42:48 <HamSandwich> and soon to be even better
42:48 <HamSandwich> jens
43:15 <b-queen> why do we upset you so much pliv
43:27 <b-queen> why do we make you so angry
43:37 <HamSandwich> u dont
43:59 <b-queen> who upsets you
44:05 <b-queen> are you sad
44:19 <HamSandwich> not sad at all
44:21 <HamSandwich> very happy
44:35 <b-queen> did you take some uppers
44:40 <HamSandwich> no
44:42 <HamSandwich> no drugs
44:47 <b-queen> k shut up
51:30 <HamSandwich> amelia how many calories today?
53:37 <HamSandwich> pollock you ever go to bacchus marsh station for a trip to the city ;)
53:42 <HamSandwich> use your mykey
53:45 <HamSandwich> like the faggot u are
53:51 <HamSandwich> or do u train hop because no cash
54:05 <thestig> trains are fun choo choo
54:18 <thestig> i want to go on the indian pacific
54:30 <thestig> that would be fun
54:51 <breaker> You got it plivent
54:59 <breaker> I train hop
55:03 <anotherirc3r> pity if you fell out and got hit
55:06 <thestig> nice breakfast or lunch while you take in the sites
55:35 <HamSandwich> yeh thestig
55:40 <HamSandwich> i wanna go also
55:47 Kick: HamSandwich was kicked by breaker (Are you feeling lucky?)
55:51 Join: HamSandwich ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
55:55 <anotherirc3r> Jerome's rich. he'll shout everyone
56:00 <HamSandwich> ill shout u jen
56:02 Kick: HamSandwich was kicked by breaker (Talk to the foot!)
56:05 Join: HamSandwich ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
56:06 <breaker> I train hop
56:08 Kick: HamSandwich was kicked by breaker (Lamer removal successful!)
56:10 Join: HamSandwich ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
56:11 Kick: HamSandwich was kicked by breaker (Not enough memory to displ)
56:11 Kick: breaker was kicked by bios (mass kick, go sit in a corner)
56:12 Join: breaker ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
56:12 Mode: (by frosty) +o breaker
59:21 Join: HamSandwich ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
59:24 <HamSandwich> pollock
59:25 Kick: HamSandwich was kicked by breaker (Out, damn spot, out I say)
59:31 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
59:38 Join: HamSandwich ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
59:39 <HamSandwich> grow up pollock
59:39 Kick: HamSandwich was kicked by breaker (Look, no more lamer ^^)
00:31 <steven_> he hates being kicked
00:36 <steven_> hahahahah
00:40 <steven_> he hates
02:01 <anotherirc3r> lol
02:25 <b-queen> AHAAHAHA
03:25 <steven_> hurrrrrrry up
07:04 <thestig> wots dat and wots dis
09:18 <thestig> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzyMNvuee8o
09:21 <BlackDevil> Youtube: alphaedit2015 (Sep 14, 2015) Time: 2:47 - Category: People & Blogs - 63 views views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
12:30 <xm> i love the bit when he finds the bag
12:41 <anotherirc3r> bag?
13:26 <Mx_Trump> kicks
14:16 <b-queen> ahahahahaha that was my fave part too
14:28 <b-queen> then throw hands in the air like fuck off bag!
14:45 <breaker> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
14:51 <Mx_Trump> he was probably so stoned he thought it was a dog
14:54 <xm> walk into tisk's place and immediately into his bedroom slash kitchen slash living room slash music studio slash dining room. it's all the same room
14:58 <Mx_Trump> and had to check to see if it was ok
14:59 <b-queen> & when he smilea at the camera
15:03 <b-queen> smiles
15:11 <b-queen> its nice haha
15:13 <breaker> HAHHA xm
15:25 <xm> b-queen, that could be a great real estate agent's selling line wouldnt it
15:33 <b-queen> ahahahahahahahahahaha
15:38 <b-queen> open plan living
15:42 <xm> Lolllllllllll
15:51 <Mx_Trump> how many houses have you sold this year b-queen?
15:55 <anotherirc3r> where is it? so i don't have to watch the whole thing
16:18 <b-queen> i cant remember if its on the edit
16:20 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
16:20 Mode: (by frosty) +o nate
16:20 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Excess flood
16:31 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
16:31 Mode: (by breaker) +o nate
16:44 <anotherirc3r> ah, okay
16:49 <Mx_Trump> jennifer has been in tisks unit lolllllllllllllllllllllll
17:00 <Mx_Trump> she has seen the open plan living first hand
17:08 <nate> to get some CAWK!
17:14 <anotherirc3r> ..no
17:19 <Mx_Trump> yes
17:23 <nate> first hand cock!
17:34 <nate> open plan dick
17:40 <b-queen> go to 42 seconds
17:41 <nate> seen the whateva
20:17 <nate> b-queen is staying up late for a late night movie with Mx_Trump
20:27 <anotherirc3r> romcom?
20:40 <b-queen> he wishes jellyfishes
21:13 <nate> BREAD
21:16 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
21:24 <Mx_Trump> no anotherirc3r
21:25 <Mx_Trump> vampires
21:40 <anotherirc3r> oh.. what movie?
22:22 <Mx_Trump> it's called 'gauci scotch and a hotel room'
22:38 <anotherirc3r> doesn't seem like it has anything to do with vampires
22:48 <Mx_Trump> yes it does
22:50 <xm> you are goth though, so that is close
22:57 <anotherirc3r> i'm not goth anymore dude
22:59 <Mx_Trump> the main character is a nymph who also likes to bite people
23:04 <b-queen> jen is goth?
23:08 <anotherirc3r> no!
23:12 <anotherirc3r> i used to be
23:16 Quit: Buttluver ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
23:19 <b-queen> pics
23:26 <b-queen> goth pics
23:49 <xm> anotherirc3r is watching The Crow tonight
24:19 <anotherirc3r> http://imgur.com/oXv1dqH
24:22 <anotherirc3r> to all of you
24:30 <xm> lmao
24:30 <b-queen> you remember the goths who used to sit in the city frankehs
24:33 <xm> yeap
24:35 <xm> near that church
24:39 <xm> and central park
24:50 <anotherirc3r> haha
24:52 <xm> i havent seen them for years though. i think they morphed into emos, and now emos are gone
24:57 <anotherirc3r> we had the same at flinders st
24:59 <b-queen> how old is that pic jen
25:11 <anotherirc3r> i think i was 16/17
25:11 <Mx_Trump> is that the same hand that tugged breaker's cock?
25:20 <b-queen> you look super young
25:24 <xm> yeah only teenage girls have that hairstyle
25:39 <breaker> lol @ xm talking shit
25:45 <b-queen> i had the same fringe hahahahahahaa
25:50 <b-queen> as a 15 yr old
25:53 <anotherirc3r> haha
26:00 <anotherirc3r> noice
26:03 <b-queen> i will find a pic tomollow
26:06 <breaker> central park has and always will be full of drunkin boongs... not goths.
26:07 <anotherirc3r> i sort of miss my nose stud
26:18 <b-queen> i like de rings better
26:24 <xm> the part towards the cat bus did have them
26:31 <xm> not the inner part
26:33 <breaker> eer
26:47 <xm> i didnt recognise you from that pic anotherirc3r
27:01 <anotherirc3r> I'M OLD NOW OKAY
27:03 <xm> if you didnt say so i wouldve thought it'd be someone else
27:04 <breaker> xm the spy who lied.
27:24 <b-queen> show recent one
27:42 <anotherirc3r> only got the one from 2 or so months ago
27:45 <anotherirc3r> hate photos
27:59 <b-queen> the one you already shown me?
28:02 <anotherirc3r> ya
28:11 <b-queen> o ghey
28:13 <Mx_Trump> show the sword pic
28:28 <anotherirc3r> lol no
28:30 <b-queen> a hundred bad guys wif sWords
28:36 <b-queen> wots the sword pic
28:56 <Mx_Trump> at a party she is holding up a sword looking for a fight
29:00 <Mx_Trump> and riding a small bike
29:05 <b-queen> ohhhh that one
29:10 <b-queen> ahahahah i remember
29:19 <b-queen> she jus havin fun
29:26 <anotherirc3r> and looking fat
29:36 <Mx_Trump> i like a big woman
29:43 <xm> Mx_Trump is black
29:48 <anotherirc3r> soz i'm not that fat anymore
29:56 <b-queen> beetty is 140 kgs
29:56 <b-queen> dw
30:11 <b-queen> 83% body fat
30:12 <anotherirc3r> i'm obese now instead of morbidly obese
30:14 <Mx_Trump> (breaker): Fat, droopy/saggy titties she hides under clothes.
30:30 <anotherirc3r> ya.. you saw what i said
30:51 <b-queen> uhm so are we meant to jus let our tits out
30:52 <Mx_Trump> anotherirc3r is breaker still an it?
31:01 <b-queen> don't all women hide em under clothes
31:20 <anotherirc3r> hahaha
31:26 <xm> b-queen will go to Africa and see the tribes with women with their tits out and go "you fucking attention whores!!!"
31:26 <anotherirc3r> i don't care what he said
31:32 <b-queen> who the fuck is pollock to talk about anyones looks
31:42 <Mx_Trump> breaker gave anotherirc3r the best orgasm she has ever had
31:44 <breaker> Here we go
31:48 <b-queen> sour lil tossa
31:51 <anotherirc3r> rofl xmendo
31:57 <b-queen> bwahahahahahhaahhaa frankeh
32:02 <b-queen> useless african whores!
33:18 <anotherirc3r> i think i have a dog instead of a cat
33:22 <breaker> ShoW uS yA SmiLe aMeLiA
33:36 <xm> what's your cat doing?
33:49 <anotherirc3r> jumping up on the chair and wanting attention
33:51 <b-queen> i dont really smile cos i feel & look awkward fake smiling
33:56 <anotherirc3r> YOU'RE NO CAT. YOU'RE AN IMPOSTER
34:11 <b-queen> i will find pic showing teef hang on
34:24 <breaker> BucK TeeTH aMeLiA
34:25 <xm> anotherirc3r, does it walk past a mirror and hiss at it. like in deep denial. then throws a bottle of whiskey at it in anger?
34:37 <anotherirc3r> hahahahahaha
34:46 <xm> CaT RaGe
34:48 <anotherirc3r> it really should
36:27 <b-queen> http://m.imgur.com/h3cFhYX
37:04 <anotherirc3r> ahahahaha
37:08 <anotherirc3r> it's the theme of the night
37:39 <breaker> Yeah.. no thanks. Is that photoshopped ?
37:43 <b-queen> sayin fuck you to pollock?
37:54 <b-queen> my teef photoshopped
37:59 <anotherirc3r> what colour are your eyes meels?
38:01 <b-queen> you see my paint skills
38:08 <b-queen> ypu fink i can photoshop
38:12 <b-queen> blue
38:18 <Mx_Trump> hold up a written sign 'hi oskar' with your buck teeth
38:31 <breaker> Your pictures of YOU seem to be photoshopped or have some sort of mspaint all over it... why is that amelia ?
38:54 <b-queen> i dont like showing full face pics online cos i dont like where they could end up
39:05 <b-queen> wot do you mean photshopped
39:10 <breaker> BucK TeeTH aMeLiA
39:14 <anotherirc3r> purdy meels
39:24 <Mx_Trump> buck teeth clown face balloon head amelia
39:29 <b-queen> ahahahahahahaa
39:38 <b-queen> i will take balloon head
39:46 <b-queen> fair play on that one
40:49 <anotherirc3r> i love how you're smiling with your middle finger raised
40:53 <anotherirc3r> haha
41:10 <xm> b-queen after you sell a few properties in peppermint grove will you get gold grills saying #nerdhacks????
41:29 <b-queen> AHAAHHAHAHAAHAHHA
41:40 <b-queen> yes
41:49 <b-queen> that is exactly wot i will do
42:04 <anotherirc3r> dedication
42:40 <breaker> alright.. You got no BucK TeeTH aMeLiA.. very nice.. and fuck you too.
43:24 <b-queen> ahahaha
43:29 <b-queen> touche`
43:33 <anotherirc3r> what an offer
44:41 <anotherirc3r> goddammit
44:49 <anotherirc3r> why does this appointment have to be so early?
44:56 Quit: Mx_Trump ([email protected]) Quit: <BABYGIRL> ok after the main course i will lick cream off your body hehehe :)
48:15 <b-queen> which appointment
48:22 <anotherirc3r> nails
48:57 <b-queen> ohhhh you still goin blue
49:07 <anotherirc3r> i am thinking of it!
49:39 <b-queen> do you get fake nails
49:41 <b-queen> den painted
49:48 <b-queen> or jus on normal nails
49:54 <anotherirc3r> nah acrylics
51:04 <b-queen> that would take aaaaaaaaages
51:26 <anotherirc3r> nah.. only an hour for nails, eyebrow/lip waxing
53:15 <b-queen> oh that's quicker than i expected
53:27 <b-queen> get rid of that moustache
53:29 <b-queen> haaha
53:53 <anotherirc3r> hahaha
54:00 <anotherirc3r> fortunately, i don't really have one
54:08 <anotherirc3r> but as soon as you see any hair it's like.. GET RID OF IT
54:12 <thestig> movember
54:23 <xm> lol
54:29 <b-queen> ahahahahaha
54:34 <xm> yeah anotherirc3r think of the kids
54:38 <b-queen> at least you get rid of it
54:41 <xm> or whoever gets that money
54:54 <anotherirc3r> ya
55:02 <b-queen> my friend was talkin to me n i kinda butted in half way n said you need to get you moustachio waxed
55:04 <anotherirc3r> and eyebrows need cleaning up
55:10 <anotherirc3r> hahahaha
55:13 <b-queen> she said ok thnx n never finished story :(
56:08 <b-queen> do you try threading
56:29 <anotherirc3r> have before
56:32 <anotherirc3r> that freaking hurts
56:55 <b-queen> no way hoe zay
57:02 <b-queen> hurts on brows or lip or both?
59:08 <anotherirc3r> mostly lip
59:13 <anotherirc3r> k i better get to bed
59:14 <thestig> you girls have to wax eyebrows? hehe
59:48 <b-queen> ni nis
59:53 <b-queen> i get mone threaded
00:37 <anotherirc3r> if you don't get them waxed/threaded they look like crap
00:44 <anotherirc3r> when i was goth i used to pluck them myself
00:58 <anotherirc3r> i almost plucked all the hairs out and had to draw them on
01:01 <anotherirc3r> looked so stupid
01:17 <b-queen> so many girls have em tattooed these days
01:44 <xm> a lot of old Asian women do
01:58 <anotherirc3r> won't that look weird when you're old and wrinkly?
02:01 <xm> or drawn? something like that
02:22 <b-queen> feather tatoos
02:32 <b-queen> still need to go back n get em touched up n shit
02:55 <anotherirc3r> ahh true
02:58 <anotherirc3r> ninights
03:02 <b-queen> bai
03:12 <xm> nighty
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29:38 Mode: (by breaker) +o shadsam
30:37 <shadsam> hiya all
30:55 <shadsam> <AndroUser> Xm eats shit for breakfast
30:56 <shadsam> * Disconnected
31:00 <shadsam> lololol
31:29 <shadsam> whats doing peeps
32:16 <shadsam> seen this xeon 15k
32:27 <shadsam> fuk that
32:55 <shadsam> buying a mac today
33:16 <shadsam> or a telstra dongle
34:32 <shadsam> blackdevils a faggot
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25:31 <Terrance> phillip farted
25:49 <Terrance> heheheheheheehehehheehe
35:24 <Terrance> DoC is an indian parrot
35:26 <Terrance> lolzz
35:36 <Terrance> disp
35:50 <Terrance> wherez dispy
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24:48 Mode: (by frosty) +o Exo
40:15 <Terrance> lolol
40:17 <Terrance> exho
40:25 <Terrance> zee poofter gutz!
50:21 <Exo> sup my wigger
56:45 <Terrance> lolz
56:57 <Terrance> hiya
02:21 <Exo> what u up to hoe
12:50 <Terrance> nuffing
12:57 <Terrance> nuffing much
18:38 <Terrance> cookin some pizza
41:54 <Exo> fat kent
25:55 <Terrance> bullshit
31:45 <Terrance> im not fat im just big boned
37:20 <Terrance> purchased a small clip seal bag of cannabis
52:03 <Terrance> xm
52:06 <Terrance> pilliam
54:55 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) EOF from client
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55:04 Mode: (by breaker) +o slinky_J
57:28 <Terrance> slinkay
57:30 <Terrance> hey son
57:51 <Terrance> hey shitlips
57:52 <Terrance> :))
10:34 <Terrance> haters under rate us but this status takes years
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19:24 <Terrance> slinky_J
19:33 <Terrance> u bumjackin?
21:39 <Terrance> wheres my sweety jennyfurs :)??
22:54 <Terrance> PiLLiAM iS a LosEr
23:26 <Terrance> hes a gayba
24:48 <Terrance> breaker aka element/poocock has a poo fetish
24:49 <Terrance> LOOOL
27:42 * Terrance does a fat poo and rubs andersons face in it
27:45 <Terrance> LOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
29:47 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
35:34 <Terrance> what are you shit stains doing
36:12 Mode: (by thestig) +v Terrance
36:16 Mode: (by thestig) +m
38:26 <Terrance> stiggy
39:37 <Terrance> downloaded san andreas and found out its not the right movie
39:41 <Terrance> :[[
40:59 * Terrance slaps thestig in the face and yells "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
41:19 <Terrance> dogballs
44:24 <Terrance> mens asses
45:05 <Terrance> dog penises
07:24 <thestig> i liked that movid
10:13 <Terrance> wat
10:21 <Terrance> i thought it was the new one
10:24 <Terrance> but itz not -.-
13:30 <Terrance> i got bumjacked
39:38 <Terrance> bj'd
39:41 <Terrance> bumjackaroo
49:00 <Abortion> Maybe you should stop going on fishing expeditions
50:18 <Terrance> watchu mean
51:00 <Abortion> fishing expeditions to secluded waters
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15:28 <slinky_J> how the fk did I wake up at 130 when I went to bed at midnight :/
18:49 <thestig> good sleep bruhh
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23:00 <slinky_J> true
23:04 <slinky_J> https://youtu.be/ecH49e_Pw20
23:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Star Wars: The Force Awakens Official Trailer | In Cinemas Dec 17 (Oct 19, 2015) Time: 2:28 - Category: People & Blogs - 293 views views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:17 <slinky_J> this did nothing for me lol
23:37 <slinky_J> except pointing out the token black guy again
23:51 Quit: george ([email protected]) EOF from client
25:08 <thestig> star wars looks good!
30:53 <Terrance> so does a bumjack
35:02 <slinky_J> ill go see it
35:21 <slinky_J> to watch han solo bang an old princess lea
35:24 <slinky_J> lea?
35:24 <Terrance> slinky j
35:27 <slinky_J> wotev
35:39 <Terrance> do u have faeces fetish?
35:58 <slinky_J> no
36:12 <Terrance> yes
52:42 <slinky_J> native american luke skywalker
52:46 <slinky_J> Luke Firewater
52:47 <slinky_J> huhuhu
13:26 <Abortion> idk, I'd say skywalker is already native americanish
34:01 <Terrance> hi
34:05 <Terrance> Abortion
45:17 <Abortion> Terrace
45:31 <Abortion> Fuck I feel like shit, tempted to just leave work
46:25 <Abortion> The technical description would be "I have a headache"
46:30 <Abortion> I never used to get headaches
46:32 <Abortion> its lame
40:31 <slinky_J> lol
40:36 <slinky_J> i is cleaning out spare room
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56:56 Mode: (by breaker) +o anotherirc3r
57:57 <Terrance> anotherirc3r
58:00 <Terrance> hey bb!!
58:03 <anotherirc3r> Joelyyyyyy
58:08 Nick: Terrance is now known as kuniva
58:17 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +o kuniva
58:21 Nick: kuniva is now known as Terrance
58:24 <nate> kuniva is a yummie guy!
58:31 <nate> whip cream him now
58:45 <+Terrance> eww
58:52 <nate> whip ittt!
58:56 <nate> all over ya balls
59:03 <+Terrance> gonna have a cone
14:41 <thestig> nat i found a bf for you
14:47 <thestig> nate*
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23:25 Nick: phillip is now known as Terence
23:29 Nick: Terence is now known as kuniva
23:38 Nick: kuniva is now known as Terence
23:42 Quit: Terrance ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
25:12 <nate> does he have nice boobs!
25:21 Mode: (by thestig) -m
25:26 <Terence> lolz
25:30 <Terence> nice boobz
25:32 <thestig> i duno lol
25:44 <thestig> terrance likes to be bumjacked
25:56 <Terence> bumjack
27:46 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +o Terence
29:05 * Terence whips anotherirc3r with a mouse cord
29:17 <anotherirc3r> fine! no op for you next time
29:30 <Terence> :OO
29:48 <anotherirc3r> hehe jk
30:50 * Terence slaps anotherirc3r around with a pink Macintosh
32:32 <anotherirc3r> thanks
58:06 <steven_> hahahahaahahaa
58:57 <steven_> wots with all the selfies
18:40 <thestig> you doing more selfies steven
23:48 <nate> Jay Sean - Down ft. Lil Wayne
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33:15 <AndroUser> Losers
33:29 <anotherirc3r> good to see you too
33:38 <AndroUser> Wats happening
33:46 <anotherirc3r> not much really.. yourself?
34:30 <AndroUser> Playin wit my cock
34:43 <anotherirc3r> lovely
34:54 <AndroUser> Yea
42:30 <steven_> haahhaa
42:34 <thestig> jen why not op him aswell
43:46 <steven_> stig and jen are banging in perth
44:00 <anotherirc3r> no
44:04 <steven_> ahhahahaah
44:16 <steven_> stig is a lad
44:18 <steven_> why not?
44:40 <thestig> haha nooooo
44:59 <anotherirc3r> he's a jerk?
45:12 <thestig> i dont do sloppy 4ths
45:17 <steven_> hahaha
45:36 <Terence> jennys bangin me!
45:42 <anotherirc3r> thank you for proving my point
45:46 <steven_> by tthe time she gets to perth im sure darren would of leaked out of her by then
45:51 <anotherirc3r> (jerk)
45:58 <thestig> speeking facts is being a jerk?
46:10 <thestig> haha you are the jerk jen
46:25 <thestig> you jerk all these boys around then run away
47:08 Quit: AndroUser ([email protected]) Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )
47:43 <steven_> ggagaa
48:41 <anotherirc3r> uh huh
49:20 <steven_> fuk itz hot
49:27 <thestig> your games wont work here jen everyone knows what you realy are
49:52 <thestig> new man every 5 fuckin minutes minutes
49:56 <steven_> pliv wont mind
49:59 <thestig> lol
50:04 <Terence> leave her alone dood
50:05 <Terence> lolz
50:09 <steven_> hahahaahahaha
50:13 <Terence> or ill split ur nose
50:18 <Terence> lolololololol
50:19 <steven_> hahahahahaha
50:24 <breaker> lol look out! it's kuniva .. he's just like Chris.
50:34 <Terence> aaaaaaahahhahahahaha
50:36 <steven_> i know who is next now
50:36 <Terence> POOCOCK
50:38 <steven_> hahhaahahahaha
50:51 <thestig> hahahaha
50:54 <steven_> /msg stryker now Terence is getting a peice of the pie
50:58 <Terence> LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
51:03 <Terence> nope
51:06 <steven_> hahhahaah
51:06 <Terence> u fagggot
51:15 <steven_> man that hurt
51:21 <steven_> coming some someone who takes selfies in the toliet
51:25 <steven_> hahaahahahahaha
51:31 <thestig> lollll he is going to bumjack her
51:33 <Terence> cher bo
51:38 <Terence> bumjacked ur dad
51:41 <steven_> he will pull down her pants
51:44 <steven_> 'ewww whats that'
51:55 <steven_> another austnet virgin
52:01 <thestig> haha
52:16 <breaker> Truth about Terence/kuniva is .... Sarah did put a DVO on him.. he wouldn't leave her alone.. even threaten to kill her/take her head off
52:38 <steven_> haha
52:42 <steven_> who is sarah
52:45 <steven_> does she come on irc?
52:46 <breaker> Ask him
52:49 <breaker> She use to
52:56 <Terence> ur dad comes on irc
53:00 <Terence> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
53:02 <thestig> oh sarahhhhhh
53:06 <thestig> haha
53:13 <steven_> its like
53:18 <steven_> 5 guys share one chick
53:52 <steven_> i wonder what 5 guys emma is going to pick
53:55 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
54:50 <thestig> rofl
01:42 <steven_> went and got macca's for lunch
02:36 <steven_> tasted like poo
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03:59 <HamSandwich> hi jen
04:53 <anotherirc3r> heya Jerome
05:41 <anotherirc3r> how are you?
10:24 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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10:24 Mode: (by waia.wa.au.austnet.org) +o steven_
21:40 <steven_> its been a while but
21:41 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TsVjvEkc4s
21:45 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Selena Gomez - Good For You (Jun 26, 2015) Time: 3:15 - Category: Music - 156,870,124 views - 1,297,580 likes (93.1%), 96,483 dislikes (6.9%)
28:02 <HamSandwich> good jen how are u
28:07 <HamSandwich> selena gomez is good
28:10 <HamSandwich> but jen is better
28:11 <anotherirc3r> pretty good thanks
28:17 <HamSandwich> today very hot but great
28:18 <HamSandwich> love it
28:20 <anotherirc3r> selena gomez is gorgeous
28:27 <anotherirc3r> as is mila kunis
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31:28 Mode: (by breaker) +o Mx_Trump
31:30 <Mx_Trump> loolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
32:37 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LnBvuzjpr4
32:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drake - Energy (Aug 18, 2015) Time: 2:58 - Category: Music - 29,826,583 views - 223,668 likes (96.7%), 7,713 dislikes (3.3%)
33:17 <steven_> you like that song Terence
34:50 <Mx_Trump> steven_ what you up to old man?
39:12 <steven_> not much
39:22 <steven_> listening to some tunes
40:13 <steven_> did you see amelia's teeth pic ?
41:38 <Mx_Trump> which one?
41:40 <Mx_Trump> i saw one
42:56 <HamSandwich> mila kunis is ok
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43:21 <HamSandwich> selena gomez hotter
43:36 Kick: HamSandwich was kicked by breaker (If you have to ask, you'll never know)
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43:43 Kick: HamSandwich was kicked by breaker (Are you feeling lucky?)
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43:47 Kick: HamSandwich was kicked by breaker (Did you hear something?)
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43:50 Kick: HamSandwich was kicked by breaker (...and there was much rejoicing...)
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43:51 Mode: (by bios) +b *!*@e8179afc.bigpond.net.au
43:54 Kick: HamSandwich was kicked by bios (Banned: join flood)
46:12 <Mx_Trump> why is he banned?
46:22 <steven_> `unban *!*@e8179afc.bigpond.net.au
46:30 <steven_> i dont think i can unban it
46:35 <breaker> oh good.
46:38 Mode: (by steven_) -o bios
46:38 Mode: (by breaker) +o bios
46:41 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) -b *!*@e8179afc.bigpond.net.au
46:42 <breaker> lol
46:43 <steven_> whoa
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47:44 Kick: HamSandwich was kicked by bios (Banned: join flood)
48:02 <anotherirc3r> hmmm..
48:45 <steven_> `deop
48:53 <steven_> `deop
48:54 Mode: (by bios) -o steven_
48:55 <steven_> `op
48:56 Mode: (by bios) +o steven_
49:00 <steven_> `unban *!*@e8179afc.bigpond.net.au
49:01 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@e8179afc.bigpond.net.au
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49:16 Kick: HamSandwich was kicked by bios (Banned: join flood)
49:18 <breaker> lol
49:19 <steven_> poo
49:29 <steven_> only one more option
49:30 <steven_> hahaha
50:07 Mode: (by breaker) -o bios
50:15 Mode: (by breaker) -b *!*@e8179afc.bigpond.net.au
50:18 <steven_> //mode # -oooob auxsub breaker frosty bios *@e8179afc.bigpond.net.au
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50:44 Mode: (by steven_) +s
50:48 <HamSandwich> pollock time to get a life
50:50 <HamSandwich> grow up
50:51 Mode: (by steven_) +o HamSandwich
50:52 <HamSandwich> jen is mine
50:53 <HamSandwich> not yours
50:56 <breaker> Then I would have two.
51:08 <breaker> Yours ? Not likely scumbag.
51:23 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiG5HYVRa_E
51:27 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drake - Hotline Bling (Explicit) (Oct 10, 2015) Time: 7:30 - Category: People & Blogs - 3,820,551 views - 34,134 likes (96.4%), 1,287 dislikes (3.6%)
51:31 <steven_> you use to call me on my cell phoneeeeeeeeeeeeeee
51:40 <steven_> late night when u neeed my .........
51:53 <HamSandwich> she is mine
51:58 <Mx_Trump> steven_ why did you ask me about the teeth pic
52:08 <steven_> because i new it would make you itch
52:11 <steven_> hahaha
52:14 <breaker> lol
52:17 <Mx_Trump> ?
53:02 <HamSandwich> whats the teeth pic?
53:28 <Mx_Trump> lets see emmas teeth
53:34 <Mx_Trump> some pic of amelias buck teeth
53:37 <steven_> call me on my celll phoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
54:07 <steven_> brett will tape the picture to his boyfriends back
54:16 <HamSandwich> lol
54:17 <steven_> thats his fetish
54:20 <HamSandwich> brett are you gay?>
54:25 <steven_> ahhahahaaha
54:42 <Mx_Trump> yes i am 54 and i have a loving husband
55:22 <Mx_Trump> if you dont give me a pic of emmas teeth, i will have to use emmas mums pic
57:05 <HamSandwich> 54 really?
57:45 <steven_> use emmas mums pic
57:59 <steven_> wouldnt you use her dads pic?
58:15 <steven_> because your a queer
58:28 <Mx_Trump> emma hackett
58:44 <steven_> bro you started digging your grave yet?
59:21 <Mx_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:10 <Mx_Trump> emma kickett
03:00 Kick: Daniele was kicked by HamSandwich (HamSandwich)
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03:20 <HamSandwich> fuck off Taco you faggot
04:32 <anotherirc3r> that's Taco?
04:39 <Mx_Trump> taco? lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
06:09 <Mx_Trump> anotherirc3r is taco one of your targets?
06:46 <anotherirc3r> don't be a moron. i don't have 'targets'
06:50 Mode: (by thestig) +o bios
06:50 Mode: (by bios) -o+b HamSandwich *!*@e8179afc.bigpond.net.au
06:52 Kick: HamSandwich was kicked by bios (Banned: join flood)
07:04 <thestig> wooos
07:08 <thestig> woops lol
07:21 <Mx_Trump> yes you do
07:24 <Mx_Trump> dont lie jennifer
08:17 <anotherirc3r> umm.. i'm not lying?
09:16 Mode: (by Mx_Trump) -o bios
09:16 Mode: (by breaker) +o bios
09:27 <breaker> lol
09:42 <breaker> Auto-op
09:46 Mode: (by Mx_Trump) -oooob auxsub breaker frosty bios *!*@e8179afc.bigpond.net.au
09:51 <breaker> you faggot
10:01 <Mx_Trump> that is steven_'s command
10:11 <breaker> All you had to ask me to do was deop bios
10:25 <steven_> haahahahahahhaha
10:50 <breaker> /part #nerdhacks rage part!
10:52 <steven_> that was a good command =p
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11:21 <anotherirc3r> better do what your master says Brett
11:38 Mode: (by steven_) +o breaker
11:43 <Mx_Trump> yes breaker get between my thighs and give me jelly legs
12:00 <steven_> ahhaa
12:26 Mode: (by breaker) +oo auxsub frosty
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14:25 <HamSandwich> why am I banned for?
14:31 <anotherirc3r> wb
14:36 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +o HamSandwich
15:09 <HamSandwich> thanks jen
15:10 <HamSandwich> <3
15:17 <HamSandwich> Mx_Trump are you really homo?
17:58 <Mx_Trump> <%anotherirc3r> heya ^pHANTOM^ :)
17:59 <HamSandwich> pollock how does it feel that jen is really mine?
18:00 <Mx_Trump> next target
18:11 <Mx_Trump> yes HamSandwich, my husband thinks i am straight tho
18:31 <HamSandwich> wtf
18:34 <HamSandwich> so tranny?
18:41 <breaker> plivent, How does it feel knowing you got no chance ?
18:57 <HamSandwich> i already got her
18:59 <HamSandwich> she's mine
19:04 <HamSandwich> and ill actually fuck her
19:06 <HamSandwich> unlike you
19:18 Join: Simwolf ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
19:27 <HamSandwich> welcome Simwolf
19:30 <Simwolf> ¬_¬
19:40 <HamSandwich> this is your new home
19:44 Mode: (by HamSandwich) +o Simwolf
20:08 <Mx_Trump> welcome home Simwolf
20:14 <breaker> Just a tip for you plivent.. she'll never fuck you no matter what.
20:24 <HamSandwich> if you say so breaker
20:29 <HamSandwich> unlike you im a man
20:31 <breaker> It's all in your head.
20:40 <HamSandwich> i get down to business
20:41 <HamSandwich> i fuck
20:44 <HamSandwich> i make pussy cum
20:48 <HamSandwich> i kiss
20:52 <HamSandwich> im a very good kisser
21:00 <HamSandwich> i make girl squirt just from me fingering
21:01 <Mx_Trump> anotherirc3r is david a good kisser?
21:05 <breaker> Yeah I bet.. kissing cock.
21:10 Quit: HamSandwich ([email protected]) Z-Lined
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21:22 <^pHANTOM^> LOLLLLLLLLLL
21:49 Mode: (by Simwolf) +b ham*!*@*
21:56 Mode: (by Simwolf) +b *!*ham*@*
22:19 Kick: ^pHANTOM^ was kicked by Simwolf (Simwolf)
22:19 Join: ^pHANTOM^ ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
22:19 Mode: (by breaker) +o ^pHANTOM^
22:26 <Simwolf> hehe
22:29 <^pHANTOM^> ?
22:31 <Simwolf> wtf breaker? you're spammer too?
22:38 <breaker> Say what ?
22:42 <Mx_Trump> what was all that about Simwolf?
22:48 <Simwolf> playing around
22:50 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) -b *!*ham*@*
22:53 <Mx_Trump> i might have a beer too
22:53 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) -b ham*!*@*
22:56 <breaker> What spam bro ?
23:04 <Mx_Trump> hahaha jen, hamsandwich next target
23:09 <Simwolf> hamsandwich was spamming this channel everywhere
23:33 <anotherirc3r> we're not #asd
23:59 <Simwolf> never said you where
24:06 <breaker> were
24:13 <anotherirc3r> so why would we care?
24:15 <Simwolf> meh
24:26 <Simwolf> because spammers are dicks
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26:11 <Simwolf> wow AustNet really hasn't changed... even the insults are still the same
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28:39 <anotherirc3r> yes Brett btw.. Jerome is my next target. please don't tell him
28:41 * anotherirc3r rolls her eyes
28:56 <Mx_Trump> jen
28:59 <Mx_Trump> one of your next targets
29:21 <anotherirc3r> oh? who else is there?
30:01 <Mx_Trump> phantom
30:03 <Mx_Trump> tigger
30:05 <Mx_Trump> jerome
30:10 <Mx_Trump> mendelson
30:14 <Mx_Trump> a few others
30:15 <Mx_Trump> doc
30:19 <breaker> lol
30:49 Mode: (by steven_) +o bios
30:56 <anotherirc3r> right. of course
30:57 <breaker> DoC is dog shit.
31:09 <Mx_Trump> jen finds his aggression a turn on
31:43 <anotherirc3r> oh, yes
31:45 <anotherirc3r> for sure
32:03 <Simwolf> breaker... those have gotten a lot more intricate since my day, I'll give you that
32:22 <Simwolf> best we could manage back then was...
32:24 <Simwolf> ()()
32:24 <Simwolf> __/o \_
32:24 <Simwolf> \____ \
32:24 <Simwolf> / \
32:24 <Simwolf> ()() //\ \
32:24 <Simwolf> __/o \-//--\ \_/
32:24 <Simwolf> \____ ___ \ |
32:24 <Simwolf> || \ |\ |
32:24 <Simwolf> _|| _||_||
33:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
33:03 <anotherirc3r> simple but classic
33:06 <breaker> I have always said this.. No one understands her.
33:15 <Simwolf> I found one of Mx_Trump as well...
33:23 <Simwolf> ,,,,,,,
33:23 <Simwolf> j ._. t ( /
33:23 <Simwolf> ( .,_,c(```)=? ))
33:23 <Simwolf> >===;`/ / | /
33:23 <breaker> What is that meant to be ?
33:36 <breaker> That crap doesn't work on here anymore.
33:54 <Simwolf> must be your client... Jen sees it.
34:16 <anotherirc3r> not the second one..
34:19 <Mx_Trump> first one worked, second one is tisk standard
34:25 <breaker> haha
35:58 <Simwolf> bugger
36:01 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
36:02 Mode: (by frosty) +o amelia
36:19 <anotherirc3r> heya meels
36:31 <Mx_Trump> yeh youve got her as a target too
36:33 <Mx_Trump> muff diving
36:39 <amelia> wot colour did jew end up getting
36:59 <steven_> i see it
37:03 <anotherirc3r> i was boring and got the blue again lol
37:05 <steven_> its brett sucking his boyfriend
37:11 <Simwolf> ¬¬
37:21 <amelia> i likes blue
37:42 <steven_> blue in you
37:53 <anotherirc3r> i've had purple and green but i like blue the best
37:54 <amelia> JEEZUS
38:02 <Mx_Trump> blue doesnt suit you jen
38:06 <steven_> na
38:09 <Mx_Trump> black and dark purple only
38:14 <steven_> hahaaha
38:27 <Mx_Trump> what colour did you have when you were jacking breaker?
38:37 <anotherirc3r> why black and dark purple only?
38:41 <anotherirc3r> sounds emo
38:48 <Mx_Trump> you are emo
39:00 <Mx_Trump> arent you?
39:10 <steven_> most ppl were emo's back in the day
39:15 <steven_> on IRC
39:17 <steven_> hahahahahaha
39:26 <anotherirc3r> lol no. i'm not emo
39:28 <amelia> never in my life
40:23 <Mx_Trump> bullshit
40:40 <Mx_Trump> jen please release your target list
40:48 <breaker> She's not emo.
41:22 <anotherirc3r> nah. i'll keep my little black book a secret
41:43 <slinky_J> ye boi
41:48 <slinky_J> did half the spare room
41:56 <slinky_J> fuuuckkkeennn job that was lol
41:58 <anotherirc3r> Joshyyyyy
42:08 <slinky_J> brb gonna go give nate some onion rings
42:10 <slinky_J> hugz :P
42:17 <^pHANTOM^> lol
43:06 <anotherirc3r> what a kind soul
43:18 Join: wolframhart ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
43:18 <amelia> jen & i had the same fringe in high school
43:27 <amelia> it was very fashionable
43:47 <Mx_Trump> thought you said fridge, got excited
44:11 <breaker> haha
44:34 <steven_> so did i
44:39 <steven_> haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
44:41 <Mx_Trump>  lemon-lime gatorade 
44:42 <amelia> ahahahahahhaah
44:42 <anotherirc3r> rofl
44:57 <steven_> i got one of them purple ones
44:59 <steven_> YUCK
46:45 Join: Mentalson ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
47:08 <anotherirc3r> wb
47:31 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +o Mentalson
47:42 <breaker> lolllllllllllll @ plivent
48:10 <breaker> /zline Mentalson 50d shoo
48:11 <Mx_Trump> target
48:24 <Mentalson> thanks jen
49:08 <Mx_Trump> i think i will PIG DOWN some scotch
50:14 <anotherirc3r> enjoy
50:48 Quit: wolframhart ([email protected]) Connection closed
51:11 <Mentalson> love u jen
52:35 <breaker> mia.jpg
54:41 <Mentalson> jen.mkv
57:04 <slinky_J> i have bangs on my balls
57:08 <slinky_J> BOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
57:12 <slinky_J> ye boiii
57:46 <Mentalson> fuck yeh
57:53 <Mentalson> slinky_J what did you do today?
58:50 <slinky_J> made calls cleaned spare room cleaned rat enclosure and rat
59:06 <slinky_J> oh ye gutters out the back
59:07 <anotherirc3r> how do you clean a rat?
59:14 <slinky_J> u put it under a tap
59:17 <slinky_J> lol
59:23 <slinky_J> they HATE it
59:29 <Mentalson> lol
59:31 <anotherirc3r> do you have special shampoo for it?
59:31 <Simwolf> thought you typed "trap" for a second...
59:33 <Mentalson> you could use a spray bottle
59:37 <slinky_J> nuh u dont needa do that
59:51 <Mentalson> slinky_J do you feed it cheese?
00:01 <slinky_J> feed it all kinds of treats
00:04 <slinky_J> on occasion
00:09 <slinky_J> asian
00:13 <slinky_J> occa-asian
00:23 <Mentalson> nice
00:31 <Mentalson> what did you last feed it?
00:46 <slinky_J> she's got rat food in her enclosure
01:01 <slinky_J> i aint sharin my chips cheese n gravy wit her ass
01:06 <slinky_J> OR MY YIROS~!
01:09 <Mentalson> what type of chips?
01:19 <Mentalson> does she eat breakfast?
01:20 <slinky_J> uno normal fries
01:29 <Mentalson> frozen ones?
01:38 <slinky_J> nah from fish n chip shop yo
01:43 <Mentalson> ohh yeh nice
01:44 <slinky_J> well they prob were frozen yer
01:45 <slinky_J> lol
01:55 <slinky_J> b surprised how much shit from restaurants isnt fresh
02:13 <Mentalson> yeh for sure
02:15 <slinky_J> fresh pasta rofl yerrrrr ok packet pasta just cooked
02:16 <slinky_J> lolol
02:18 <Mentalson> yeh
02:21 <Mentalson> same with the fish
02:23 <Mentalson> and chips
02:25 <Mentalson> and salads
02:25 <slinky_J> yep
02:31 <slinky_J> seafood stuff all frozen
02:33 <Mentalson> yeh
02:37 <Mentalson> i see it come in trucks
02:42 <Mentalson> has mc caine on it
02:43 <slinky_J> ye man ive made a thousand salads in my time
02:45 <Mentalson> and edgell
02:49 <slinky_J> yeah
02:54 <slinky_J> when all the produce would come in
02:57 <Mentalson> do you feed rat dim sim?
03:12 <slinky_J> not sure if she's had any of one
03:12 <breaker> Rats seem to only live 2 to 3 years.. sometimes 6 months.. due to their Mycoplasmosis.. they all have it.
03:13 <slinky_J> prob has
03:22 <slinky_J> they can live longer
03:49 <breaker> They can't .. Mycoplasmosis kills them very quickly.
03:53 <slinky_J> i know this one rat, ratwood.
03:55 <slinky_J> ehehehe
03:59 <slinky_J> he 33
04:25 <slinky_J> well they're all related to the rats that were bred for science after using dogs for science was banned
04:30 <slinky_J> so yeh they r FUCKED
04:48 <slinky_J> i should tell her "uno amelie ur fucked, seriously, ur gonna die."
04:56 <Mentalson> breaker have you had rats before
05:01 <Mentalson> you seem to know a lot about ratwoods
05:04 <breaker> Yes
05:42 <Mentalson> nice
05:45 <Mentalson> you a rat fucker too
05:46 <Mentalson> i knew it
05:55 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha
06:00 <breaker> You got it.
06:05 <Mentalson> you rather fuck a rat than a beautiful girl like jen
06:08 <Mentalson> you crazy man
06:09 <breaker> Gold star for you.
06:10 <Mentalson> always knew it
06:13 <slinky_J> mines been goin skitz cause i havent been taking her out to let her roam
06:21 <Mentalson> must be from all that child sex shit that happened to you man
06:22 <slinky_J> she all content now
06:32 <Mentalson> sorry about all that must have been hard your own dad raping you and your brother
06:59 <Mentalson> jen told me the full story pretty deep shit man
07:09 <breaker> I bet she did.
07:14 <breaker> but who cares ?
07:20 <Mentalson> i dont
07:23 <Mentalson> i feel sorry for u man
07:26 <breaker> you're just IRC dog shit cunt.
08:09 <Simwolf> now would be a good time to post the "well, that escalated quickly" meme if this was Facebook.
09:11 <Mx_Trump> Simwolf what do you think of your new home?
09:28 <Simwolf> I dunno, but this place is a shit hole :D
09:37 <breaker> and I know.. she'll put you in line in a minute plivent.
10:36 <Mentalson> how will she?
10:40 <Mentalson> we are good friends
10:43 <Mentalson> i dont abuse her like you do
10:45 <Mentalson> or betray her
10:46 <breaker> Crap that whip.
10:51 <breaker> Crack*
11:04 <breaker> plivent got a red mark on his fat arse.
11:14 <Mentalson> i do
11:21 <Mentalson> its from eating jens ass and pussy
11:37 <Mentalson> ill be back soon pollock eating my dinner
12:10 <breaker> You eat your dirty street pie you faggot.
16:34 <slinky_J> damn rain
16:45 <anotherirc3r> i want a storm
16:48 <slinky_J> got these awesome gun metal chairs out front
16:52 <slinky_J> totes wet
16:54 <anotherirc3r> stupid weather bureau
17:00 <slinky_J> wetter than a horny sluts cunt
17:06 <slinky_J> cword
17:10 <slinky_J> c u n t
17:15 <slinky_J> vajajay
17:58 <slinky_J> needa new usb keyboard :/
21:00 <slinky_J> aw teh rat woked up had a scratch n went for dinner AAWWW
21:36 <Mx_Trump> get a dog or something
21:39 <Mx_Trump> stop being a loser with a rat
21:42 <Mx_Trump> shitwood
22:34 <slinky_J> had a puppy yrs ago
22:37 <slinky_J> staffy
22:42 <slinky_J> whined like a cunt
22:50 <anotherirc3r> you had a staffy!?!?
23:02 <slinky_J> pup
23:06 <Mx_Trump> stiffy
23:09 <slinky_J> when i was a kid we had a collie
23:12 <slinky_J> like Lassie
23:23 <anotherirc3r> awwww.. i had a staffy
23:23 <slinky_J> never liked dogs since
23:25 <anotherirc3r> i miss her
23:27 <slinky_J> aha
23:31 <slinky_J> rats r like dogs
23:33 <slinky_J> and cats
23:38 <slinky_J> like a mix of the two
23:41 <Mx_Trump> call your next rat gauci
23:41 <anotherirc3r> it explains why i love meels's dog
24:14 <slinky_J> ye i think its ugly
24:17 <slinky_J> ugly breed
24:32 <slinky_J> i like that theyre trying to bring the brit bulldog back to its former glory
24:36 <slinky_J> should do same with pugs
24:42 <slinky_J> so many breeds should be put down
25:02 <slinky_J> just cruel to have a brit bulldog or a pug or a ridgeback
25:09 <anotherirc3r> omg
25:10 <slinky_J> look for a doco on KRUFTS
25:11 <anotherirc3r> not ugly
25:15 <slinky_J> or on wiki
25:20 <slinky_J> they have fucked dog breeds up
25:37 <slinky_J> u see german sherpards with limpy hind legs
25:47 <slinky_J> and they all love how theyve fucked up the breeds
26:12 <slinky_J> there's a great doco on how it has happened during the 20th century
26:20 <slinky_J> you would be so disgusted
26:41 <Mx_Trump> what is the reason for it?
26:45 <slinky_J> ridgeback is a deformity but they breed them for it
26:51 <slinky_J> and kill the normal pups
27:12 <slinky_J> it's the breeding
27:27 <slinky_J> mother to son, sister to brother, father to daughter
27:37 <slinky_J> selective breeding for a particular look etc.
27:41 <steven_> http://www.engadget.com/2015/10/20/polar-a360/
28:00 <slinky_J> in any case pet rats live longer than wild rats.
29:08 <slinky_J> passing on genetic weaknesses has happened to humans
29:25 <slinky_J> luckily for me I am descended from Satan.
33:56 <steven_> so Daniele is tacos mirror bot
33:58 <steven_> hahah
34:26 <steven_> for dazzzzzzzzzzzzzza
34:34 Mode: (by steven_) +v Daniele
37:05 <steven_> oh
37:35 <slinky_J> taco good old taco
37:41 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
37:42 Mode: (by breaker) +o xm
37:44 <slinky_J> how's your man taco steven_
37:53 <slinky_J> mine is itchin' for some salad tossing ;)
38:09 <slinky_J> *tries to sniff out taco*
41:14 <steven_> hahaha
41:15 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjHMDlAPMUw
41:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lost Frequencies - Are You With Me (Official Music Video) (Sep 2, 2014) Time: 2:17 - Category: Music - 106,398,286 views - 487,979 likes (98.1%), 9,592 dislikes (1.9%)
45:03 <slinky_J> drinkin a pepsi coz i have only 3 beers left lolz
45:14 <slinky_J> and 3 bundy but not alcohol
45:54 <Simwolf> rookie mistake to leave yourself with 3 beers
47:07 <Mx_Trump> shutup losers
47:10 <slinky_J> i had 6
47:12 <slinky_J> had 3
47:12 <slinky_J> :P
47:13 <Mx_Trump> wheres my wife biteybabe
47:22 <Mx_Trump> fuck wrong chan
47:24 <slinky_J> wheres vaness
47:26 <slinky_J> dammit
47:27 <slinky_J> aha
47:28 <Mx_Trump> same losers in all the same chans
47:34 <slinky_J> she got me back onto irc in the first place
47:35 <slinky_J> fkn
47:43 <Mx_Trump> get her on
48:35 <slinky_J> eh she on fb
48:40 <slinky_J> like everyone else
49:03 <Simwolf> I told you yesterday trump... she's using a different nick to avoid you
49:33 <Mx_Trump> that is bullshit
49:38 <Mx_Trump> she is in love with me
49:45 <Mx_Trump> carrot top biteybabe
50:32 <Simwolf> she's got a weird fucken way of showing it
50:40 <anotherirc3r> haha
51:32 <Mx_Trump> shes cooking me a seven course meal
52:09 <Simwolf> I think you took the 6 boxes of rat poison a glass of turpentine the wrong way...
53:01 <Mx_Trump> oh this is an episode where he goes back and visits the restaurants
53:23 <anotherirc3r> and abuses the former contestants?
53:33 <Mx_Trump> hopefully
53:57 <anotherirc3r> i hope so too
54:04 <slinky_J> trump is an internet program
54:13 <slinky_J> he is not reeaaaaalll
54:22 <Mx_Trump> lol woops wrong chan
54:23 <anotherirc3r> Uber driver gave me a red umbrella lollipop
54:29 <Mx_Trump> fucking losers
54:47 <Mx_Trump> why did you get uber?
54:49 <Mx_Trump> where did you go?
55:54 <Mx_Trump> jen
56:02 <Mx_Trump> did you get the uber drive to take you up the mountain?
56:11 <slinky_J> mm smell of sweat
56:16 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
56:17 Mode: (by frosty) +o nate
56:19 <slinky_J> but mixed with smell of rainy outside
56:20 <slinky_J> eck
56:23 <anotherirc3r> yes.. that's exactly where we went
56:34 * slinky_J picks nates nats and eats them
56:37 <slinky_J> we r bonding
56:41 <slinky_J> aheeh teehehehehe
56:47 <nate> hi babes
56:56 <slinky_J> hai
56:59 <slinky_J> how r u
00:48 <nate> Great matey
01:03 <nate> what are u doin, a cute chick :D
02:14 <slinky_J> lolz
02:18 <slinky_J> watchen jurassic world
02:19 <slinky_J> :P
17:55 Nick: slinky_J is now known as Chickenosaurus
18:48 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwPMKozHPCM
18:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eazy E - Boyz N' Tha Hood (Mar 20, 2008) Time: 6:05 - Category: Music - 17,419,728 views - 70,334 likes (97.2%), 2,003 dislikes (2.8%)
20:03 <Mx_Trump> steven_ the wigger
21:41 <amelia> well I'm eazy e i got bitches galore
21:53 <nate> amelia has changed teams
21:55 <amelia> you may haf a lot of bitches but i gots much more
21:59 <nate> her friend has turned her
22:10 <steven_> hahahahha
23:56 <amelia> she wishes
25:18 <Mentalson> missed her so much
25:47 <Mentalson> pollock i had a chicken parma i made up
25:56 <Mentalson> virginia ham and cheese
26:09 <Mentalson> half peri peri sauce and half ketchup
26:11 <Mentalson> <3
26:28 <Chickenosaurus> amelia has lesbianed!
26:31 <Chickenosaurus> woo woooooooo
26:34 <Chickenosaurus> SCISSORRRRRR
26:50 <Chickenosaurus> i love to scissor with guys but we end up gettin stuck :/ ;)
26:55 <Mentalson> slinky you should get amelia a friend
26:57 <Mentalson> pet rat
26:59 <Mentalson> for it to fuck
27:01 <Mentalson> and eat with
27:58 Quit: Terence ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
28:05 <nate> Mentalson i can see you are a smart guy
30:38 <nate> plivent is that you u dumb loser trash :D
40:35 <Chickenosaurus> nah
40:41 <Chickenosaurus> could get her another female
40:50 <Chickenosaurus> but then that's two rats to take care of
41:01 <Chickenosaurus> she is fine on her own as long as she gets enough attention
43:21 <Mx_Trump> not bad steven_ you faggot
45:12 <nate> Mx_Trump dooooo yew
45:23 <Chickenosaurus> no good tv
45:24 <Chickenosaurus> fkn
45:26 <Chickenosaurus> cbf eating
47:19 <steven_> loooooooool
48:22 <Chickenosaurus> eat u cutie
48:28 <Chickenosaurus> bake u wit some greeeennn
48:31 <Chickenosaurus> nom nom nom
48:36 <Chickenosaurus> ROOOAAARRRR
49:32 <Mx_Trump> u high Chickenosaurus?
50:11 <Mx_Trump> <anotherirc3r> heya GreekSnake
50:13 <Mx_Trump> next target
50:32 <steven_> haha
51:26 <Mentalson> HAHAHA wtf
51:31 <Mentalson> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/VDDFxZzR/IMG_3188.JPG'
51:57 <Mentalson> flakka
52:03 <Mentalson> tisk doesnt do ice
52:06 <Mentalson> he's too pussy
52:34 <Mx_Trump> who said it was ice?
52:57 <Mx_Trump> more dangerous
54:23 <Mentalson> its flakka
54:31 <Mentalson> but tisk dont do hard drugs
54:33 <Mentalson> only alcohol
54:44 <Mx_Trump> he does lsd
55:01 <Mentalson> not anymore
55:06 <Mx_Trump> he had 20 tabs in 3 hours
55:36 <Mentalson> no he didnt
56:04 <Chickenosaurus> never any dino meat on the menu in jurassic
56:10 <nate> its 9 tabs comeon ;l
56:14 <Chickenosaurus> have to jump the fence and suck some dino dick to get close
57:27 <Chickenosaurus> THINK ABOUT IT
57:39 <Chickenosaurus> U CAN ONLY WATCH THEM
57:44 <Chickenosaurus> LIKE COWS IN A PADDOCK!
57:46 <Mentalson> pollock you should wake up to yourself maggot
57:49 <Chickenosaurus> :(
57:58 <Chickenosaurus> where's pollock
58:07 <steven_> breaker breaker
58:15 <Chickenosaurus> oh
58:23 <Chickenosaurus> penis on the loose, out
58:27 <Mx_Trump> ratwood is going to have a meltdown
58:33 <Chickenosaurus> fkn hard
58:42 <Chickenosaurus> gonna ring up steven jewberg give him a piece of my dick
58:51 <Chickenosaurus> oi cunt y isnt dinosore on the menew
58:54 <Chickenosaurus> FGT
58:58 <Chickenosaurus> RUIN MY MOVIE
59:06 <Chickenosaurus> HANNIBALOSAURUS
59:23 <Mx_Trump> steven_ is a better father than you Chickenosaurus
59:30 <nate> lol
59:30 <Mx_Trump> and he is better at sport
59:40 <nate> xbox Mx_Trump?
59:51 <Mentalson> get on ps4
59:53 <Mentalson> thats where its at
00:49 <Chickenosaurus> Henry Wu: Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat.
00:54 <Chickenosaurus> xbox
00:57 <Chickenosaurus> yer
01:05 <Chickenosaurus> least on ps4 u can still get updates
01:10 <Chickenosaurus> gettin ac syndicate on fri
01:13 <Chickenosaurus> on ps4
01:48 <anotherirc3r> interesting quote
01:48 <Chickenosaurus> i ran out of ps plus, cbf gettin more lol dont play online
01:58 <Chickenosaurus> yeah its from Jurassic World
02:02 <Chickenosaurus> good quote too
02:12 <Mentalson> why u want ps plus for?
02:38 <Chickenosaurus> had 3 months
02:42 <Chickenosaurus> didnt get fk out of it
02:49 <Chickenosaurus> unless i was gamin with other ppl
02:53 <Chickenosaurus> i only got batman
03:04 <Chickenosaurus> pref FPS on xbox one
03:09 <steven_> isnt ps free?
03:09 <Chickenosaurus> controller is better for fps
03:12 <Chickenosaurus> yer
03:19 <Chickenosaurus> but to game online it isnt
03:22 <Mentalson> yeh it is
03:23 <Chickenosaurus> they went the way of xbox
03:26 <Mentalson> wtf
03:26 <steven_> hahaahhaa
03:29 <steven_> xbox is better
03:30 <Mentalson> since when?
03:31 <steven_> fuck ps
03:33 <steven_> if they went paid
03:35 <Chickenosaurus> u cant play bf4 online with cunts
03:40 <Chickenosaurus> unless u have plus
03:41 <steven_> that was the only thing ps had going
03:43 <steven_> was it was free
03:50 <Chickenosaurus> u can still get all ur updates
03:54 <Chickenosaurus> n game updates n shit
04:04 <Chickenosaurus> yea mang
04:16 <Chickenosaurus> too bad on xbox one u cant even update without gold
04:25 <Mentalson> ps is not free?
04:30 <Chickenosaurus> oh u can
04:40 <Chickenosaurus> coz u can still watch chan 7 n shit
04:47 <Chickenosaurus> ps PLUS isnt free
04:58 <Chickenosaurus> its like 30 bucks for 3 months, bit less i think
05:03 <Chickenosaurus> same with xbox's gold
05:06 <steven_> hahaaah
05:09 <Chickenosaurus> it's the same shit now
05:10 <Chickenosaurus> lol
05:12 <Mentalson> ps3 is free
05:14 <Mentalson> ps4 is not
05:24 <Chickenosaurus> nerp
05:27 <Chickenosaurus> sux ey
05:35 <Chickenosaurus> with all the crap u have to pay for one game
05:38 <Mentalson> ohh wtf man
05:41 <Chickenosaurus> and the other games
05:42 <Mentalson> its only 50 bucks a year
05:44 <Mentalson> thats nothing
05:47 <Chickenosaurus> then paying either company
05:51 <Chickenosaurus> 50 a yr nice
05:53 <Mentalson> even u can afford on D$P
05:57 <Chickenosaurus> ill see at ebgames on friday
05:59 <Mentalson> 2 packs of ciggie sman
06:04 <Mentalson> fuck the ciggies off
06:05 <steven_> haha
06:07 <Chickenosaurus> just i dont needa get ps plus
06:08 <Mentalson> u can do tht easy
06:17 <Chickenosaurus> will only have 2 games by friday anyway
06:20 <Chickenosaurus> i care about gold on xbox
06:28 <Chickenosaurus> coz i fps heaps on there
06:31 <Chickenosaurus> BF4!
06:48 <Chickenosaurus> man they have tweaked bf4 so well
06:55 <Chickenosaurus> and still bringing out good shit
07:02 <Chickenosaurus> got one night map goin atm
07:14 <Chickenosaurus> cant believe i used to like CoD
07:25 <Chickenosaurus> like fkn masturbate of mw2
07:29 <Mx_Trump> http://i.imgur.com/sN4oQzT.jpg
07:30 <Chickenosaurus> ahaha
07:38 <Chickenosaurus> not really but uno what i mean
07:40 <Chickenosaurus> was obsessed
07:41 <Mentalson> cod sucks
07:48 <Chickenosaurus> Hardline is good online too
07:49 <Mentalson> cod 1 and 2 was only good cod
08:20 <Chickenosaurus> yer i only got 3 online fps
08:25 <Chickenosaurus> ghosts, hardline and bf4
08:42 <Chickenosaurus> i still love campaigning the most
08:45 <Mentalson> how many games have u got for ps4?
08:48 <Mentalson> campaign is better
08:50 <Chickenosaurus> playin tomb raider was sick
08:56 <Chickenosaurus> dl that free from xbox
09:04 <Mentalson> tomb raider sexy
09:11 <Chickenosaurus> makes me want the new one
09:12 <Mx_Trump> how much booze you had tonight ratwood?
09:26 <Chickenosaurus> go dye your hair you souless creep
11:19 <Mx_Trump> ashton is a loser
11:23 <steven_> slinky
11:25 <steven_> beagle is on
11:30 <steven_> he is a good bloke
11:33 <steven_> ahahhahahahaha
11:42 <Chickenosaurus> LOLOL
11:54 <Chickenosaurus> im afraid to go into sydney
12:00 <Chickenosaurus> since last time i asked to b z lined
12:01 <Chickenosaurus> n was
12:02 <Chickenosaurus> LOL
12:05 <Chickenosaurus> ahahahahahaha
12:08 <Chickenosaurus> aaahahaha
12:11 <steven_> /invite beagle #NerdHacks
12:30 <Mentalson> yep
12:35 <steven_> just for slinky
12:36 <steven_> hahaahahahah
12:45 <Mentalson> beagle is fine
12:49 <Chickenosaurus> lol
12:52 <Mentalson> he has some shit to say unlike losers like ^pHANTOM^
13:03 <Mentalson> ^pHANTOM^ rather chat to fucking walrus pigs like babygirl
13:06 <Mentalson> and drink his woodies
13:09 <Mentalson> fucking faggot
13:17 <Mentalson> and dumb cunt Daniele taco faggot
13:18 <steven_> yeh it is slinky
13:24 <Chickenosaurus> ahh kk lol thought so
13:25 <Chickenosaurus> haha
13:30 <steven_> Daniele = darren
13:32 <steven_> ahaahaha
13:57 <breaker> it's fibry.
14:14 <Mx_Trump> ^pHANTOM^ is waiting for babygurl to come on so they can crack jokes about woodies for half an hour
14:24 <steven_> brett
14:29 <steven_> she thinks your a weasel
14:43 <Mentalson> nah its taco
14:48 <steven_> babygurl 20 - brett 0
14:49 <Mentalson> its not darren man
14:53 <Mx_Trump> lol
14:55 <Mx_Trump> u think?
14:59 <Mx_Trump> steven_ is a loser
15:02 <Mentalson> it's taco
15:04 <Mentalson> 100%
15:06 <Mx_Trump> but a loveable loser
15:09 <Mentalson> if im wrong ill leave austnet forever
15:10 <steven_> yeh kitty = taco
15:17 <steven_> i think he is relaying it for darrent
15:21 <Mentalson> prob is
15:25 <Mentalson> he's one of his bum cums
15:27 <Mentalson> fucking sad cunt
15:29 <steven_> yep
15:30 <Mentalson> recons he's a cop
15:35 <Mentalson> how gay can you get
15:50 <steven_> 2 of them sitting on his server
15:53 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
15:54 <Mentalson> threaten me and mayo with cops because we called him a faggot on his chan and posted maurices facebook LOL
16:02 <Mentalson> he's a top class loser
16:09 <Mentalson> pollock has pic of him an dhis name
16:15 <Mx_Trump> is that really his computer shop?
16:49 <Chickenosaurus> i forget who irc ppl r too easily
17:13 <Mentalson> computer shop?
17:15 <Chickenosaurus> who's more obsessed with who
17:17 <Chickenosaurus> i wonder
17:24 <Chickenosaurus> pliv here
17:25 <Mx_Trump> tacos computer shop
17:26 <Mentalson> taco doesnt have a computer shop
17:27 <Chickenosaurus> pollock?
17:28 <Mentalson> he doesnt have a job
17:29 <Chickenosaurus> taco
17:31 <Chickenosaurus> Mx_Trump
17:35 <Mentalson> he's a spastic cunt on D$P
17:37 <Chickenosaurus> that's four to think about
17:39 <Chickenosaurus> lol
17:44 <Mx_Trump> i am trying to remember who said it
17:52 <Mentalson> he prob did
17:55 <Chickenosaurus> taco browses the pc store long enough each day to clock off
18:04 <steven_> taco is nosey
18:04 <Mentalson> lolllllllllllll
18:08 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
18:32 <Mentalson> cops do 12-14 hour shifts, taco does 16 hour irc shifts
18:37 <Chickenosaurus> lol
18:44 <Chickenosaurus> ambos got it good
18:48 <Chickenosaurus> four days on four days off
18:59 <Chickenosaurus> if you cant handle all the shit they deal wit :.
19:00 <Chickenosaurus> :/
19:11 <Mentalson> yeh
19:11 <steven_> u get 4 days to handle it
19:14 <Mentalson> lol
19:15 <Chickenosaurus> LMAO
19:17 <Chickenosaurus> ahahahahaha
19:19 <Mentalson> 4 days to get on the ice with slinky and his rat
19:23 <steven_> hahahha
19:27 <Mentalson> 4 days to travel to perth to fuck amelia
19:28 <steven_> do you blow you rat out slinky?
19:30 <Chickenosaurus> prob pick up more ice addicts than serious injuries
19:38 <Mentalson> then 4 days to see jen and kiss her
19:41 <Chickenosaurus> only for four days
19:42 <Mentalson> ill take jen over amelia
19:44 <Mentalson> amelia is bad
19:49 <Mentalson> trouble maker and tryhard
20:02 <Chickenosaurus> rat is cute, woke her up b4 said sorry and she went back to sleep
20:12 <Mentalson> slinky do you feed it alcohol ever?
20:13 <Chickenosaurus> Ratosaurus
20:20 <Chickenosaurus> I have
20:27 <Chickenosaurus> beer and red wine
20:28 <steven_> ahahaa
20:35 <Chickenosaurus> i had to research the shit out of it
20:39 <steven_> hahhaahha
20:40 <Chickenosaurus> to know if i could and how much
20:46 <Chickenosaurus> so it was half a teaspoon of beer
20:52 <Chickenosaurus> and less of red wine
21:08 <Chickenosaurus> she liked the red wine and then went back to her water bottle and then back to the red wine
21:11 <Chickenosaurus> was so funny
21:19 <Mentalson> nice'
21:24 <Mentalson> did you take advantage of it?
21:26 <steven_> did u take advantage of the drunk rat
21:27 <steven_> hahaahaha
21:29 <Chickenosaurus> but she didnt really like the wine much tbh
21:42 <Chickenosaurus> naww bro
21:50 <Mentalson> you should call the rat jen because jen likes to drink amelia doesnt
21:52 <Chickenosaurus> keep it on the level yo
21:54 <Mentalson> amelia just drinks water
21:58 <Mentalson> 1 calorie water
21:58 <Chickenosaurus> i call her AMELIE
22:01 <Mentalson> boring amelia
22:12 <Mentalson> id kill myself if i ever went on a date with her
22:17 <Mentalson> everything u do would be wrong
22:26 <Chickenosaurus> wouldnt know about that
22:29 <Mx_Trump> amelia doesnt drink coz she wants to stay wet
22:41 <amelia> don't flatter yourself into thinkin you'd ever get me on a date
22:47 <Chickenosaurus> lol
22:52 <steven_> i was about to ask when is this date
22:52 <steven_> haha
23:00 <Chickenosaurus> ahahaha
23:18 <Chickenosaurus> dinner date at balangalo forrest
23:23 <Chickenosaurus> wotev its called
23:27 <Chickenosaurus> :S soz gross as
23:40 <Mentalson> nah amelia is boring
24:02 <Chickenosaurus> she sings a good song
24:05 <Chickenosaurus> xD
24:07 <Chickenosaurus> cute
24:16 <amelia> i made no impression that i was anything but boring
24:17 <Mx_Trump> i think it was mayo that came up with the taco computer shop theory
25:05 <nate> whos killing themselves!!!
25:07 <nate> lol
25:08 <Mentalson> lol its prob correct then
25:14 <Mentalson> or taco told another lie
25:19 <Mentalson> as usual
25:24 <nate> Mentalson is taco ya lover ;P
25:24 <breaker> No it wasn't.
25:29 <nate> WOOOOOP
25:37 <Mentalson> taco is one of those dumb cunts that makes an irc server and thinks he's an IT expert
26:13 <Mx_Trump> his story about being married to an abo is the funniest
26:40 <Mentalson> thats true though
26:50 <Mx_Trump> sif
26:55 <Mentalson> it is
26:59 <Mx_Trump> how do you know
27:03 <Mentalson> steven_ has a coon why cant taco
27:15 <Mentalson> beause he's been on it since day 1
27:16 <Mx_Trump> steven_ is a bigger loser than taco
27:19 <Mentalson> and i know ppl that he does
27:35 <Mentalson> i could find taco easy if i wanted to but i dont care for the loser
27:39 <Mentalson> all i want to find is jen
27:42 <Mentalson> and darren
27:47 <breaker> 10mbit.biz
27:59 <breaker> canonical name	10mbit.biz.
27:59 <breaker> aliases	
27:59 <breaker> addresses	2407:500::2:9ea6:fe93
27:59 <breaker> 103.4.17.101
28:15 Mode: (by breaker) -o bios
28:19 <breaker> Variant: 10MBIT.BIZ
28:19 <breaker> Registrant ID: DI_68363
28:19 <breaker> Registrant Name: Peter Hoskin
28:19 <breaker> Registrant Organization: 10mbit.biz
28:19 <breaker> Registrant Address1: PO Box 838
28:19 <breaker> Registrant City: Katoomba
28:19 <breaker> Registrant State/Province: NSW
28:19 <breaker> Registrant Postal Code: 2780
28:19 <breaker> Registrant Country: Australia
28:19 <breaker> Registrant Country Code: AU
28:19 <breaker> Registrant Phone Number: +61.247860626
28:19 <breaker> Registrant Facsimile Number: +61.280039093
28:19 <breaker> Registrant Email: [email protected]
28:29 <Mx_Trump> yes that's it
28:45 <amelia> wots dis wots dat
28:46 <Mx_Trump> actually it must have been breaker, i know it was in pd
29:09 <Mentalson> yep thats him
29:13 <breaker> that is him 100%
29:16 <Mx_Trump> he probably just pays to use that domain
29:22 <Mentalson> he's from the mountains
29:38 <steven_> hahaha
29:42 <steven_> some needs to ring him
29:44 <Mentalson> in australia its 100% a requirement to supply full details when registering a .com.au domain
29:58 <steven_> yeh
30:02 <Mentalson> https://www.facebook.com/peterh2780?fref=ts
30:04 <steven_> you can make them up though
30:04 <Mentalson> thats him
30:10 <Mentalson> you can yes
30:12 <steven_> my shit goes to fremantle dockers
30:13 <Mentalson> but in his case no
30:13 <steven_> hahahaah
30:18 <Mentalson> he's too dumb
30:22 <steven_> to many faggots were ringing
30:24 <steven_> talking shit
30:29 <Chickenosaurus>  <@amelia> wots dis wots dat <@amelia> wots dis wots dat <@amelia> wots dis wots dat <@amelia> wots dis wots dat
30:31 <steven_> so i changed it
30:37 <Chickenosaurus> wots dis wots dat foooooooooolllllio
30:38 <Mentalson> i know lot of ppl in his area
30:43 <steven_> A Concerned mother warns her little boy, "don't look at naked women or you'll turn to stone." Johnny loved his mother, and as such decided not to look at naked women. But one day johhny and his friend were walking along a beach, and saw a woman sunbathing naked. Johnny remembered what his mother said, and turned and ran away from the woman. his friend finally catches up to him and asks why he ran. Johnny told his friend what his mother said, and then a
30:44 <Mentalson> its a small world up the mountains
31:00 <Chickenosaurus> i love how ppl actually hate eachother on irc
31:02 <Chickenosaurus> proper hate
31:12 <Chickenosaurus> and then pollock and daz meet for a fight
31:16 <Mx_Trump> it cut out steven_ you loser
31:23 <Chickenosaurus> and BOTH come back with poofterchooked stories
31:28 <Chickenosaurus> accusing the other of pussing out
31:32 <Chickenosaurus> when they BOTH pussed out
31:40 <steven_> A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
32:16 <Mx_Trump> !ranga
32:20 <Chickenosaurus> not too hard to admit to havin a mancrush yo
32:23 <breaker> Nothing like a basic whois on a domain
32:26 <Chickenosaurus> steven i want ur babez
32:35 <Chickenosaurus> inside my mum so it aint gay
32:38 <Chickenosaurus> just weird.
32:44 * Chickenosaurus likes it weird ;)
33:00 <Mx_Trump> i think its time to put shitfatherwood on ignore
33:03 <steven_> So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says "teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But beforeclass ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the studentsclear out,
33:23 <Chickenosaurus> dont talk about it you ginger freak
33:38 <Chickenosaurus> askin for fotos of food constantly cause ur pantry is empty
33:43 <Chickenosaurus> or because u jerk off over it
33:47 <Chickenosaurus> yuk
33:52 <steven_> im going to bed losers
33:58 <Chickenosaurus> how many?
34:01 <Chickenosaurus> haaaaahhahahaha
34:03 <steven_> no more little johnny jokes for you
34:04 <Chickenosaurus> jk
34:07 <Chickenosaurus> nite
34:10 * Mentalson slaps Chickenosaurus around a bit with a large trout
34:32 <Chickenosaurus> i eat pellets you dickhead.
34:36 <nate> snuggles for steven_
35:16 <Chickenosaurus> amelia huge boobs slowin my internetz connection
35:45 <Mentalson> amelia ratwood
35:50 <nate> amelias bangin booty and huge boobs
35:58 <nate> why is she not married to Mx_Trump
36:45 <Mentalson> he's too good for her
37:07 <Mx_Trump> this is true
37:24 <Mx_Trump> she is better suited to Chickenosaurus or breaker
39:07 <Mentalson> we should get babygirl in here
39:19 <anotherirc3r> she won't join here
40:06 <Mentalson> HAHAHA
40:07 <Mentalson> <@StatsOP> I found 3 matches to your query (sorted): BITEYBABE BABYGIRL sewer. BITEYBABE ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #sydney 80 days, 1 hour, 8 minutes ago stating (austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by BaD_Influence)).
40:11 <Mentalson> LOLLLLLLLLLL
41:06 <Mx_Trump> sewer?
41:28 <Mentalson> that was me lol
42:23 <Chickenosaurus> look
42:26 <Mx_Trump> <anotherirc3r> heya Ivan
42:27 <Mx_Trump> next target
42:31 <Chickenosaurus> amelia is so concerned with your well being
42:40 <Chickenosaurus> that she doesnt complain about the back pain her boobs give her
42:42 <Chickenosaurus> SO BE NICE
42:45 <Chickenosaurus> and eat rice.
43:05 <Chickenosaurus> n my butt is wet from sittin on wet seat out front fkn rain
43:54 <Mentalson> lol
44:03 <Mentalson> it rain sorta here but not really
44:06 <Mx_Trump> Chickenosaurus take us a pic of some food loser
44:08 <Mentalson> its 26 degrees right now
44:11 <Mentalson> im my room
44:17 <Mentalson> needs to get hotter
44:24 <Mentalson> i remember the day 45 degrees at 4am
44:26 <Mentalson> was so good
44:28 <nate> fap time
44:34 <Mentalson> i wanked all day and night
44:41 <Mentalson> i wanked a hangover out of me
44:55 <anotherirc3r> lovely
45:00 <Chickenosaurus> LOL
45:10 <nate> anotherirc3r will watch;p
45:12 <Mx_Trump> wanking thinkinga bout your lovely jennifer
45:17 <Chickenosaurus> hmm
45:22 <Chickenosaurus> watch movie for another hour
45:29 <Chickenosaurus> or eat and watch southpark then The Feed
45:35 <Chickenosaurus> or just not eat fkn
48:45 <Mentalson> slinky i went to the movies last week
48:47 <Mentalson> saw black mass
48:50 <Mentalson> very very good
48:59 <Mentalson> makes drop look like pollocks asshole
49:06 <Mx_Trump> next time i wank, im going to think of anotherirc3r
49:10 <Mx_Trump> DAY 00
49:21 * SoupNazi slaps Mentalson around a bit with a large trout
49:21 <Mx_Trump> see how fast i can cum
49:24 <Mentalson> i saw the martian is was ok in ways but not as good as i wanted
49:43 <SoupNazi> whers the real AndrUser2
49:46 <SoupNazi> lost on tennis
49:52 <anotherirc3r> black mass? what was that about?
50:00 <Mentalson> about true story
50:05 <Mentalson> whitey bulger
50:11 <Mentalson> best u will see johnny depp ever act
50:31 <Mentalson> other than maybe ed wood or dead man
52:09 <Chickenosaurus> oh yeah id like to see black mass
52:15 <Mentalson> well you better
52:17 <Chickenosaurus> love Dead Man
52:19 <anotherirc3r> sounds interesting
52:25 <Mentalson> or you can fuck urself in the ass ratwood
52:33 <Chickenosaurus> "Abo mud toy!"
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