// #melbourne — 2009-03-11
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20:59:00 * Now talking in #melbourne
20:59:00 * Topic is '<Softy> im retarded today... just poured some corn flakes out onto a dinner plate then put milk on it and then realised it was on a plate and not in a bowl | rules: http://melbourne-rules.webs.com/'
20:59:00 * Set by Longie on Thu Mar 05 15:20:34
20:59:00 * DeviousD ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
20:59:00 * {LeE}-cookindinner ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
20:59:00 <River> so quiet all the sudden
20:59:00 <Ice_Flare> River: there was another one labelled "teletubbies mercy killings" but i thought I'd best leave that alone
21:00:00 <Glenn> Some-one fart in the channel perhaps...?
21:00:00 <River> lol
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21:00:00 <iBiZa> does anyone here run sav 10.2 on a 2k8 64bit server?
21:00:00 <River> nope
21:00:00 * cherrywilliams farts
21:00:00 <Computer_Genius> i do
21:00:00 <River> I dont even like 2k8 server
21:00:00 <iBiZa> dc or non dc?
21:00:00 * Firefighter27 ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
21:00:00 <Computer_Genius> dc
21:01:00 <iBiZa> have any problems?
21:01:00 <Computer_Genius> perfect
21:01:00 <River> why would u run a server and not use it as a DC
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21:01:00 <Computer_Genius> i dont know
21:01:00 <Computer_Genius> i have no fucking idea what you are talking about
21:01:00 <Cool-Bear> atleast if you take a dump in a maccas hand basins, imagine the weary traveller, who fills the handbasin up with water n washes his face, imagine the microscopic hair line scratches in the porcelain, imagine the feacal particles inbedded there, waiting for him to fill the handbasin with water so that the temperature of the porcelain can rise and the feacal particles can dislodge from the scratches, i did this in footscray mcdonalds ballarat
21:01:00 <River> holy fuck
21:01:00 <River> a bloody novel
21:01:00 <death_dealer> Latitude 23.824194676� Longitude 90.439712275�
21:01:00 <River> and a half
21:01:00 <Computer_Genius> hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah cool
21:01:00 <Cool-Bear> sorry i did it twice by mistake
21:01:00 <River> dd thats a northern hemisphere
21:01:00 <Ice_Flare> River: http://www.kuseman.se/files/funny/swf/humor_warnings.swf
21:02:00 <death_dealer> cherry's fart smells like seafood
21:02:00 * PuRpLe-HaZe ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
21:02:00 * prettiness is now known as extreme-stylish
21:02:00 <spilly> 2008 makes for a great desktop.
21:02:00 <Computer_Genius> tahts not seafood
21:02:00 <Computer_Genius> thats her boyfriends cum
21:02:00 <bloodfart> cherrywilliams I wanna see you in your new bikini
21:02:00 <River> lol Ice_Flare
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21:02:00 <Glenn> Cool-Bear... you mean, two (2) dumps in a Maccas hand basin?
21:03:00 <River> that reminds me of the work xmas party
21:03:00 <Ice_Flare> Lol
21:03:00 <River> lol
21:04:00 <Computer_Genius> i went to a rugby union presentation night in canberra and they found a shit in the poker machine tray
21:04:00 <Cool-Bear> xbox 360 lost n damned cheats
21:04:00 <Cool-Bear> need them
21:04:00 <River> LoL
21:04:00 <River> shit in the poker machine
21:04:00 <Computer_Genius> yeah, in the money tray
21:04:00 <Cool-Bear> blenn, nah one dump
21:04:00 <River> I feel sorry for the old biddy that went to that machine to find it
21:04:00 <River> lol
21:04:00 <Computer_Genius> lol
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21:05:00 <Glenn> Some people have no class... crap anywhere!
21:05:00 <River> better out than in
21:05:00 <Computer_Genius> i shit in my wifes mouth
21:05:00 <bloodfart> ken oath
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21:06:00 <Sherm> evening all
21:06:00 <River> erkkk
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21:06:00 <River> shit in mouth is not good
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21:06:00 <Sherm> wtf river
21:06:00 <death_dealer> Glenn you sex maniac
21:06:00 <River> imagine thinking of that when u kiss her
21:06:00 <Nikky`> Hey Sherm :o)
21:06:00 <Glenn> moi?
21:06:00 <bloodfart> Sherm, river just informed us that he likes people to shit in his mouth
21:06:00 <bloodfart> you missed the convo
21:06:00 <Sherm> heya nikkie
21:06:00 <River> sherm -->[21:05] <Computer_Genius> i shit in my wifes mouth
21:06:00 <death_dealer> Shermin: how is alan
21:06:00 <death_dealer> my ex bf
21:06:00 <Sherm> bloodfart - i think im glad i missed ity
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21:07:00 <River> wrong Nikky` sherm
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21:07:00 <Sherm> wtf theres 2 Nikky`s?
21:07:00 <crossova> stay outta trouble
21:07:00 <Computer_Genius> yeah i shit in her mouth
21:07:00 <Computer_Genius> its kinky as
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