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57:50 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 3pm | EM: Sat 3pm | LSK: Sat 7.30pm | CotE: Sat 7pm - level 1 Pathfinder, see Ballig || All times AEDT (UTC+11:00)
57:50 Topic for #d&d set by Ballig at Fri Feb 25 06:30:46 2011
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03:31 <Avatar> Uptime: 8wks 1day 9hrs 54mins 28secs
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41:33 <twitch> Avatar: 
41:34 <twitch> <Avatar> er?
41:35 <twitch> <Avatar> [19:44] -ChanServ- Founder    : Xires
41:38 <twitch> what did you need?
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49:44 <Mekkis> twitch, we were wondering about the presence of sachiru's +ao
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55:12 <hatter> and his lack of presence on this channel
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12:44 <twitch> Mekkis: xires rule
13:17 <twitch> if you dm a game you get +o, play a game you get +h, since sachiru knows the most about dnd on the channel, he got a +a
13:29 <twitch> hatter: he isnt on the other channel either
14:10 <Mekkis> is Sachiru's powergaming DM there?
14:49 <twitch> Not really
15:04 <twitch> he helps me out with characters and what not
15:05 <Mekkis> ?
15:18 <twitch> and his characters are generally power gaming like
15:25 <twitch> but his dm'ing is fine
15:36 <twitch> albeit he has only dm'd one short game and I think one other
18:18 <Avatar_> is this shini
18:48 <twitch> Avatar_: no Sachiru
18:54 <twitch> shini is ...
24:40 <Mekkis> the only one who uses that channel who isn't here :)
25:12 <twitch> yeah that too
26:11 <twitch> xD
26:34 <hatter> lets just get shini over here and everyone can play in the same channel :P it works out better to have more DMs and players in the same place
29:33 <Avatar_> I'm sure we already tried
29:40 <Avatar_> they don't have any reason not to come over
29:57 <Avatar_> and we've got the site and ca
30:29 <Mekkis> and diebot
31:22 <Avatar_> yeah
32:08 <twitch> Mekkis: we used to have a die bot...
32:42 <hatter> used to :P not do
36:40 <Mekkis> twitch, but it's not as full-featured as die bot
39:13 <hatter> does shini have any legitimate reason for not just joining us?
50:42 <Avatar_> of course not
51:05 <Avatar_> this is shini you're talking about
09:01 <Mekkis> @DIE
09:01 <diebot> Mekkis, dice roll that kills PCs on a 100: [1d1=1] 100
10:16 <Mekkis> @charge
10:16 <diebot> Mekkis, power attack: [1d20=18] 27; damage: [2d6=6,4] 26
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32:19 <Mekkis> > But how do I tell if it's a Talking Animal 
32:19 <Mekkis> > >if I am 50 yards away with a bow in my hands taking a shot?
32:19 <Mekkis> Shoot first, ask questions later. If it doesn't answer, it wasn't
32:20 <Mekkis> Talking.
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03:39 <Mekkis> http://de.ti4200.info/ipv6test.png
06:10 <Mekkis> time to order stuff from paizo
15:19 <Avatar_> doesn't work
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02:59 Topic for #d&d set by Ballig at Fri Feb 25 17:33:28 2011
03:24 <twitch> <Avatar_> where is the cheating list
03:25 <twitch> <Avatar_> hell no, sachiru
03:25 <twitch> lmao
03:47 <Mekkis_x200> twitch, want to play PFS?
03:55 <twitch> Mekkis_x200: heading out right now
03:59 <Avatar> you must have a char sheet ready by now
04:14 <twitch> Yeah but im going to a party with a girl I like
04:18 <twitch> well a party or the beach
04:24 <twitch> who lives an hour away
04:31 <twitch> and getting incredibly smashed
04:53 <twitch> so I won't be able to sorry
05:37 <Mekkis_x200> invite siris in 
05:42 <Mekkis_x200> or whatever his name is
06:48 <twitch> shini
06:52 <twitch> he is asleep
07:04 <Avatar> as long as you have a char for when you don't have a girl and a party to go to and with
07:13 <twitch> ask him when he comes back if you're still there
07:15 <twitch> Avatar: yeah kinda
07:24 <Avatar> what do you mean kinda
07:26 <Mekkis_x200> serus was mavor's character
07:32 <Mekkis_x200> killed gruesomely by Kendall
07:38 <Avatar> who is siris
07:52 <twitch> siris = shini?
08:01 <Avatar> shini is crackers man
08:03 <Avatar> he won't come in here
08:06 <twitch> lmao
08:09 <Avatar> by all means try
08:12 <twitch> yeha
08:15 <twitch> i gota bail
08:16 <twitch> im late
08:17 <Avatar> I think I've tried before
08:21 <Avatar> gg
08:22 <twitch> people will yell at me
08:26 <twitch> time to go get laid
08:28 <twitch> ciao
08:47 <twitch> and yeah I probably just jinxed myself...
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18:29 <Avatar> did anyone listen to the julia gillard/alan jones radio thing
19:31 <Brunius> nope
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22:05 <Avatar> thanks for the game mekkis
25:26 <Jevouse> thanks for the game avatar
25:34 <Avatar> what
28:23 <Brunius> he's onto you, avatar
28:53 <Avatar> what do you mean
34:11 <Avatar> Jevouse: have you got power attack
34:59 <Avatar> might not be an outrageous idea to take improved sunder
35:00 <Jevouse> yeah
35:13 <Jevouse> sunder only works on people with armour and weapons though
35:59 <Avatar> yeah but when those weapons do a ridiculous amount of damage or the armour covers up too much to allow the rest of us to hit them
36:03 <Avatar> worthwihle
36:56 <Jevouse> well, my weapon does have +2 to sunder
37:06 <Avatar> the feats provides an additional +2
37:25 <Jevouse> it counts as using CMB?
38:13 <Avatar> yeah I think so
38:47 <Avatar> CMB vs their AC
38:52 <Avatar> er, its AC
39:43 <Jevouse> then i'd rather take the feat that gives me +dex to CMB
39:48 <Jevouse> it helps with everything
39:56 <Avatar> AoO
40:11 <Avatar> are you going to try sunder an opponent's weapon with +dex to CMB if it does 3d6+6 damage
40:26 <Avatar> knowing it'll sting you with an AoO
41:04 <Jevouse> he can't AoO me if his weapon is not within its threat range
41:12 <Jevouse> errmm
41:21 <Jevouse> if i am not within his threat range
41:21 <Jevouse> rather
41:57 <Jevouse> how many enemies have you seen using reach weapons?
57:03 <Jevouse> yo meks
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57:51 <Jevouse> mekkis
05:13 <Mekkis> Jevouse, 
05:33 <Jevouse> have you tried using Mono?
05:51 <Mekkis> yes
05:53 <Mekkis> so
06:09 <Mekkis> Avatar, hatter, kapow, Brunius, Ballig, Jevouse 
06:12 <Mekkis> PFS?
06:32 <Jevouse> PFS!
06:37 <Avatar> yeah I'm in
06:45 <Jevouse> no have you tried using Mono to run OCTGN?
06:45 <Avatar> two games in a day, pretty sweet
07:03 <Mekkis> I'm heading for a burnout :S
07:13 <Mekkis> Brunius, Ballig, hatter, kapow?
07:14 <Avatar> careful we need you to keep running games
14:46 <Mekkis> anyone else?
17:33 <Brunius> what?
17:45 <Mekkis> PFS
17:46 <Mekkis> now
17:51 <Brunius> sure
17:53 <Brunius> why not?
18:11 <Mekkis> I'd like another player, hopefully
18:19 <Mekkis> not sure if it's happening
19:25 <hatter> in
19:30 <Mekkis> cool
19:53 <Mekkis> all your sheets are up-to-date?
20:24 <hatter> yep
20:31 <Jevouse> definitely
21:03 <Brunius> mine is, i think...
21:08 <Brunius> lemme reupload
21:27 <Mekkis> I can either run Before the Dawn 2, or Devil we know 1
22:25 <Avatar> which one was the one I got tortured in
22:49 <hatter> I'm cool with either one
23:05 <Mekkis> Before the dawn 1
23:14 <Avatar> let's do devil we know
23:23 <Mekkis> I was thinking that it's best to run devil we know, so you'll get more $$$ for equipment
23:31 <Mekkis> which could save your lives
23:45 <Avatar> or should I say, better the devil we know
24:02 <Jevouse> we'll be working with aspis
24:06 <Jevouse> before fighting aspis
24:10 <Mekkis> yep
24:20 <Mekkis> so Cairo can show off his scars
24:36 <Brunius> heh
24:56 <Mekkis> So, you've all travelled to the Pathfinder Lodge in Cassomir.
25:02 <Mekkis> Located in Taldor
25:15 * Mekkis looks around for a +o
25:23 <Mekkis> and some pathfinders
25:29 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Mekkis
25:35 Avatar is now known as Cairo
25:35 Mekkis gives channel half-operator status to diebot
26:05 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20 @mekkis
26:15 Jevouse is now known as Rawlinses
26:26 <Cairo> get it right
26:37 <Rawlinses> no i am my family
26:41 Rawlinses is now known as Rawlins
26:44 <diebot> Rawlinses, I won't recognise you with Rawlins' commands.
27:07 <Mekkis> hatter, Brunius?
27:45 <hatter> was grabbing a soda
27:48 hatter is now known as gahiji
28:29 Mekkis gives voice to Cairo gahiji Rawlins Brunius
28:42 <Mekkis> Venture-Captain Hestia Themis, a small, unassuming woman
28:42 <Mekkis> of Taldan heritage with dark hair and eyes, holds a large
28:42 <Mekkis> sheaf of papers in her small hands and clears her throat. Her
28:42 <Mekkis> booming voice, the antithesis of her stature, fills the main hall
28:42 <Mekkis> of the small Pathfinder Lodge in the Taldan city of Cassomir.
29:00 <Mekkis> “One of our own has been kidnapped. Pathfinder Cestis was
29:01 <Mekkis> taken just days ago from a relics auction in the Imperial Naval
29:01 <Mekkis> Shipyards, and we believe his dissapearance to be related to
29:01 <Mekkis> the six dozen or so kidnappings of the last several months.
29:01 <Mekkis> Now that one of our own is missing, this has become a Society
29:03 <Mekkis> matter—something we’ll get to the bottom of.”
29:09 <Rawlins> oooh hestia
29:12 <Rawlins> my favourite person
29:15 <Rawlins> she's hot
29:40 <Mekkis> Themis gestures to a teenage boy standing beside her, who
29:40 <Mekkis> nervously regards his surroundings and sweats profusely,
29:40 <Mekkis> his thick brown hair matted and wet against his head. “This
29:40 <Mekkis> is Nefti, the assistant to the biggest thorn in my side in
29:40 <Mekkis> Cassomir—an agent of the Aspis Consortium named Kafar.
30:14 <Mekkis> Kafar is also missing, taken from the same relics auction along
30:14 <Mekkis> with Pathfinder Cestis and a dozen other citizens of Cassomir.
30:14 <Mekkis> Nefti was at the auction, saw where a small group of the
30:14 <Mekkis> kidnapped victims were taken, and his handlers in Cassomir
30:14 <Mekkis> have give us access to him so that he might guide us to our
30:15 <Mekkis> missing Pathfinder. If you happen to find Kafar...” Themis
30:17 <Mekkis> grinds her teeth. “Let him go, per the agreement I’ve just
30:19 <Mekkis> made with his superiors. Your priority is Cestis, and I think
30:21 <Mekkis> Nefti can lead you to him. Any questions?”
30:33 Brunius is now known as Kaleb
31:25 <gahiji> "I don't like working with the consortium dogs, but comrades come first."
31:42 <Mekkis> “Diff icult situations sometimes call for diff icult
31:42 <Mekkis> choices. The Aspis have the information we need about
31:42 <Mekkis> where to start in this mystery, and if it takes dirtying
31:42 <Mekkis> our hands with them to get Cestis back, I think it’s
31:42 <Mekkis> worth it.”
31:44 <Rawlins> " I think Cairo will have more than some questions."
31:56 <Cairo> "Are they going to torture us again?"
32:50 <Mekkis> "They dumped you in Cassomir because they need you here."
33:04 <Cairo> "Why?"
33:35 <Rawlins> " So the Consortium needs us after all...how ironic."
33:51 <Mekkis> "They want Kafar back. You were one of the conditions on our cooperation. Be grateful for that, Cairo."
34:13 <Mekkis> "Most of their victims become food for sharks."
35:21 <Rawlins> " Cairo likes sharks now. Don't you, Cairo?"
35:50 <gahiji> "Let's find Cestis first, settle differences later."
36:24 <Cairo> “Justice denied anywhere diminishes justice everywhere.”
36:28 * Cairo strokes his chin
36:50 <Mekkis> "How poetic."
36:57 <Mekkis> "Any further questions?"
36:57 <gahiji> "Will you deny justice for Cestis?"
37:14 <gahiji> asking Cairo 
37:53 <Rawlins> I flirt with Hestia a little
38:07 <gahiji> ha
38:29 <Mekkis> Rawlins, charisma check
38:35 <Rawlins> charisma check?
38:36 <Rawlins> uh oh
38:42 <Rawlins> !throw 1d20-1
38:42 <diebot> Rawlins, 1d20-1: [1d20=4] 3
38:44 <Rawlins> :O
38:46 <gahiji> LOL
38:52 <Rawlins> FML
38:53 <Rawlins> FML
38:57 <Cairo> fuck your life
39:11 <Rawlins> " what was the auction about?"
39:16 <gahiji> open mouth, insert foot
39:17 <Mekkis> she looks at your pathetic attempts
39:51 <Mekkis> "Several relics. The Society was somewhat interested in them."
40:18 <Cairo> "Where are they?"
40:28 <Rawlins> " What are they, you mean?"
40:31 <Mekkis> "The relics?"
40:59 <Cairo> "Wait, where do we start?"
41:00 <gahiji> "Were any of the relics taken with the victims?"
41:09 <Mekkis> "We're not sure. Nefti said the marked was in chaos when the kidnappers struck. That's not of importance now, regardlesss."
41:24 <Cairo> does she say regardless like that
41:30 <Cairo> if so I accuse her of being a snake
41:30 <Mekkis> yes
41:45 <Rawlins> that's part of her charm
41:53 <Cairo> part of your charm
41:59 <Mekkis> "You have a problem with thiss?"
42:08 <gahiji> "Aye Aye, I think we should go save our comrade now."
42:09 <Rawlins> her accent also gets me going
42:11 <Cairo> "Just an observation"
42:17 <Cairo> what race is she
42:20 <Rawlins> Human'
42:21 <Rawlins> damn
42:37 <Cairo> are you sure
42:40 <Cairo> I can't see that
42:41 <Rawlins> Yesss
42:49 <Cairo> when did he say that
43:12 <Rawlins> small unassuming woman of Taldan heritage
43:15 <Rawlins> Taldans are human
43:16 <Rawlins> ok?
43:21 <Cairo> absolutely not true
43:21 <Mekkis> pretty much
43:25 <Mekkis> she's human
43:31 <Cairo> ok
43:49 <Rawlins> I hiss at cairo for daring to question hestia's humanity
44:03 <gahiji> down boy
44:06 <gahiji> lol
44:12 <Rawlins> so i got 1337.1 gold
44:17 <Rawlins> :O
44:19 <Mekkis> "Nefti followed the kidnappers, before meeting up with us."
44:21 <Rawlins> what should i spend it on
44:27 <gahiji> go spend that silver on a leet mug of ale
44:38 <Rawlins> i want a sense motive on nefti to make sure he's not bluffing!
44:39 <Mekkis> Rawlins, +1ify your armour
44:45 <Mekkis> roll it, hidden
44:59 <Rawlins> !throw 1d20+3 sense motive @mekkis
45:15 <Cairo> me too
45:16 <Rawlins> and i want everyone else with good wisdom to sense motive on him too
45:26 <Mekkis> You think that she might have an ulterior motive, but she's still sincere.
45:31 <Rawlins> Nefti?
45:32 <Cairo> !throw 1d20+8 sense motive @mekkis
45:34 <Rawlins> Nefti is a she?
45:44 <Mekkis> sorry
45:51 <Rawlins> teenage boy damn
46:11 <Rawlins> ulterior motive..
46:12 <Rawlins> hrm
46:13 <gahiji> the teenage boy wasn't talking
46:15 <Mekkis> You think that Nefti wouldn't have come to the pathfinders without a good reason, and he's being totally sincere
46:29 <Mekkis> PM me your factions and PFS numbers, please
46:47 <Kaleb> -R, mekkis
47:15 Mekkis sets mode -R Mekkis
47:20 <gahiji> mekkis: i'd like to make some purchases before we head out
47:27 <Mekkis> sure
47:30 <Mekkis> do so now
47:31 <Rawlins> i might +1ify my armour...hrm
47:44 <gahiji> PMd
48:13 <Cairo> I'd like to know where Nefti thinks we should go first before I make my purchases
48:32 <Mekkis> Kaleb?
48:56 <Mekkis> he explains that there's a tavern called 'The Unlucky Sailor'
49:14 <Mekkis> Kaleb, PFS number and faction
49:22 <Rawlins> i'll +1ify my armour
49:25 <Rawlins> Mekkis
49:30 <Mekkis> fine
50:30 <Cairo> "And what's in the Unlucky Sailor"
51:08 <Mekkis> "I didn't go inside. But that's where the kidnappers went - with their victims
51:10 <Mekkis> ''"
52:10 <Cairo> "You SAW them?"
52:25 <Mekkis> "Yes."
53:11 <Rawlins> Mekkis, +1 to armour is only to AC right?
53:22 <Mekkis> yeah
53:26 <Cairo> what else would it be to
53:34 <Cairo> "When was this?"
53:51 <Mekkis> "A few days ago."
54:08 <Cairo> how far away is the unlucky sailor
54:44 <Mekkis> a short walk
55:08 <Cairo> "So between when you saw them and before you came to us, what have you been doing?"
55:58 <gahiji> probably talking to the venture captain
56:07 <Mekkis> "I returned to my superiors. They spent the last few days talking with your society."
56:57 * Cairo backs away, tired and unconvinced
57:16 <Rawlins> mm
57:45 <Cairo> "What do you think, Kaleb."
58:11 <Rawlins> "...is he baked again?"
58:36 <Cairo> are you there brunius
58:41 <gahiji> rawlins, i was the one baked last time
58:46 <Rawlins> no
58:49 <Rawlins> brunius too
58:51 <Rawlins> he told us so
59:08 <gahiji> nah, he was just brain fried from painting too many miniatures and paint fumes
59:41 <Mekkis> only on IRC: no progress in the first half hour
59:49 <Cairo> seriously
59:59 <Cairo> "Maybe you two should go, and Kaleb and I will wait here."
00:19 <Mekkis> "For what?"
00:36 <Rawlins> " we should just leave kaleb on his bed asleep and take another more useful personage."
00:37 <Cairo> "I need to have a chat with Kaleb before proceeding, and he seems tight lipped for the moment."
00:40 <gahiji> we'll drag his comatose butt with us, and then we can use him as an improvised weapon
01:07 <Cairo> I do like the improvised weapon idea
02:06 <Mekkis> put it this way, if you drag him along, and he doesn't object, then he'll be dragged along
02:22 <Rawlins> can cairo use him as a puppet
02:30 <Mekkis> sure
02:33 <gahiji> only if he has lube
02:33 <Cairo> okay, we all go
02:42 <Cairo> Kaleb goes first
02:46 <Mekkis> ok
02:52 <Mekkis> who isn't riding?
03:02 <Rawlins> kaleb
03:07 <Rawlins> and gahiji i think
03:13 <gahiji> i just got a horse rawlins
03:18 <Rawlins> oh you did?
03:18 <Rawlins> ok
03:19 <Cairo> I tie rope to kaleb and drag him along as mr ed gallops ahead
03:29 <Rawlins> lol he takes 999 points of nonlethal damage
03:38 <gahiji> and still doesn't wake up
03:40 <Cairo> he says he enjoys it
03:45 <Mekkis> Neftis leads you slowly to the Inn of the Unlucky Sailor
04:12 <Mekkis> devca: diebot.ti4200.info
04:23 <Mekkis> you Might remember this map :)
04:37 <Cairo> "I've been here before!"
04:44 <Cairo> "Wait... no I haven't. Sorry."
04:47 <Rawlins> lol
04:54 <Rawlins> cairo has unpleasant memories of taverns
04:56 <gahiji> "Default tavern arrangement number three."
05:18 <Mekkis> Perched precariously overhanging the dirty harbor water
05:19 <Mekkis> stands the Inn of the Unlucky Sailor. A fresh coat of white
05:19 <Mekkis> paint glistens on half the inn’s outside walls, and most of
05:19 <Mekkis> the windows are boarded up. The roof leans slightly toward
05:19 <Mekkis> the harbor, as if at any moment the entire thing could come
05:19 <Mekkis> off and slide into the ocean. The dock leading up to the inn
05:22 <Mekkis> is made of rotting wood connected to thick, rank-smelling
05:24 <Mekkis> pilings. Several small rowboats are currently tied up along
05:26 <Kaleb> sorry about that
05:28 <Mekkis> its length.
06:03 <Rawlins> "Rotting wood, eh?"
06:10 <Cairo> can the docks support a horse or 3
06:10 <Rawlins> can it take a horse's weight?
06:29 <Mekkis> yes, but it will make noise
06:40 <Cairo> ok
06:42 <Mekkis> and the horse will need to travel very carefully
06:42 <Rawlins> can the horse fit into the tavern?
06:46 <Cairo> Kaleb goes in stealthily to investigate first
06:51 <Cairo> we wait at the edge of the docks
07:05 <gahiji> i dismount and tieup my horse at g4
07:21 <Mekkis> colours please
07:24 <Rawlins> green
07:26 <Rawlins> R
07:28 <Kaleb> tello
07:30 <Cairo> white
07:33 <Kaleb> yello
07:37 <gahiji> green
07:47 <Kaleb> we should all just have default colours
07:48 <gahiji> brighter than rawlins'
07:58 <Rawlins> yeah
07:59 <Mekkis> gahiji, impossible
08:01 <Rawlins> i've been using the same colour
08:03 <Rawlins> dark green
08:04 <Rawlins> all the time
08:07 <Rawlins> gahiji is cyan
08:08 <Rawlins> mekkis
08:19 <Rawlins> that's what he means by light green
08:19 <gahiji> i'll take whatever cyan is
08:25 <Cairo> light blue
08:39 <Cairo> with a tinge of green in it
08:47 <Mekkis> Kaleb, 
08:49 <Mekkis> connect
08:53 <Rawlins> its syncing really slowly
08:54 <Kaleb> to...
09:07 <Mekkis> there are two entrances, a street entrance at OP2-3
09:30 <Mekkis> and the main entrance at L16-17
09:31 <Kaleb> Doesn't this tavern look familiar...
09:46 <Cairo> welcome to 10 minutes ago 
09:47 <Cairo> where were you
10:00 <Kaleb> absorbed in minecraft :/
10:10 <Cairo> you loaded up minecraft during a game
10:16 <Rawlins> ....
10:19 <Rawlins> he loaded up minecraft
10:22 <Kaleb> I said "sure, why not play PFS"
10:27 <Kaleb> while I was playing minecraft
10:33 <Cairo> when the game starts
10:36 <Cairo> you quit minecraft
10:40 <Kaleb> then proceeded to ignore mIRC
10:54 <gahiji> you're supposed to ignore minecraft when you change to character name :P
11:48 <Cairo> there is actually something we can do now that we previously thought we couldn't
11:49 <Mekkis> brb.. another map
11:54 <Cairo> discuss information in our faction quests
12:00 <Rawlins> we can?
12:03 <Cairo> yeah
12:12 <Rawlins> i'll communicate with my fellow taldan
12:13 <Cairo> it's in squirrel's link that he posted
12:34 <Rawlins> did my fellow taldan get the faction quest
12:37 Kaleb is now known as Brunius
12:39 <gahiji> we can freely share what our faction missions are if we want to
12:42 <Cairo> although I suggest we do it away from the prying ears of nefti
12:48 Brunius is now known as Kaleb
13:17 <Cairo> moving away from Nefti, I tell the others
13:47 <Cairo> "Apparently while we're in Taldor, there's an auctioneer at the relics auction who was taken with everyone else."
14:34 <Rawlins> uh huh
15:24 <gahiji> "I think we all have someone extra who needs rescuing, let's just save them all, freedom is something that should be shared."
15:30 <Cairo> "There's some 'secret' auctions going on, that we need to find out more about."
15:51 <Rawlins> i nod at gahiji
16:00 <Cairo> "These people may have something in common."
16:40 <Cairo> "Also, I've heard whoever's responsible for all of this has an artifact of great power. We should be careful that he does not get a chance to use it against us."
16:58 <Cairo> "A necklace, or a brooch, or something."
17:04 <Rawlins> " i see. that's very helpful."
17:22 <Cairo> am I sensing sarcasm
17:42 <gahiji> "I'm also looking into a lead on what god the responsible party worships."
18:02 <Cairo> "That should not be difficult for me to determine."
18:08 <Rawlins> " The Praying Mantis God, Achaekek."
18:09 <Cairo> what the fuck is that
18:16 <Cairo> is that coming from CA
18:18 <Rawlins> lol
18:31 <Cairo> what is even meant to be
18:34 <Cairo> sounds like cartoon music
18:53 <Cairo> I thought we were waiting on actual content
18:56 <Cairo> are we ready to go inside
19:05 <Cairo> sorry, are you ready for us to go inside
19:19 <Cairo> mekkis
19:29 <Rawlins> i didn't hear anything
19:42 <Rawlins> where's meksis
19:45 <Cairo> can I have your hp everyone
19:58 <gahiji> 20/20
20:10 <Cairo> 23/23
20:24 <Rawlins> 30/30
20:25 <Kaleb> 14/14
20:37 <Rawlins> wow cairo still has more hp than gahiji
20:43 <Cairo> he's level 2
20:49 <Mekkis> ok 
20:55 <Mekkis> it's done
20:57 <gahiji> i could be at 22 but i put favored into skillpoints
20:59 <Mekkis> what are you doing
21:11 <Cairo> what is this garbage you're forcing us to listen to
21:14 <Cairo> oh thank god it finished
21:18 <gahiji> entering the tavern
21:23 <Kaleb> I can't hear anything from it
21:26 <Cairo> Kaleb's doing some stealth work
21:26 <Mekkis> which entrance
21:39 <Cairo> where are the entrances
21:45 <gahiji> op3 i think
21:46 <Cairo> and which ones fit a horse
21:56 <Mekkis> they both will
21:57 <gahiji> i'm leaving my horse outside
22:02 <Rawlins> they both fit a horse?
22:08 <Mekkis> yeah
22:14 <Rawlins> let's get kaleb to go in by the street entrance
22:17 <Rawlins> you okay with that kaleb?
22:18 <gahiji> taking horses into a building is just wierd
22:19 <Cairo> sorry, what's op3
22:29 <gahiji> coordinates on the map
22:31 <Rawlins> yah
22:39 <gahiji> o3-p3 door
22:42 <Mekkis> the tavern is unusually silent
23:01 * Rawlins nods
23:21 <Cairo> are you there brunius
23:26 <Rawlins> snore
23:36 <Kaleb> yeah
23:44 <Cairo> investigate and report back
23:48 <gahiji> !save hide: 1d20+8 @mekkis
23:48 <diebot> gahiji, 1d20+8 @mekkis saved as @hide
23:55 <Rawlins> i got stealth too
24:06 <Mekkis> what are you doing
24:06 <Cairo> only kaleb needs to go
24:19 <gahiji> is anyone in the tavern?
24:20 <Cairo> unless your stealth happens to be higher, I guess
24:26 <Rawlins> i have only +6 to stealth
24:27 <Mekkis> you can't tell
24:36 <Kaleb> +14 bitchiz
24:40 <gahiji> going inside then
24:43 <Rawlins> k kaleb go in
24:54 <Kaleb> I go in, stealily
24:57 <Mekkis> which entrance?
25:19 <Rawlins> use the street one
25:23 <Cairo> I take out my crossbow
25:40 <Kaleb> I use the street one
26:00 <Rawlins> i prepare to charge into the street entrance with my horse
26:02 <Mekkis> positions
26:20 <Rawlins> i should be behind kaleb
26:21 <Rawlins> but
26:28 <Rawlins> no room on map i presume
26:28 <Mekkis> you are, Rawlins 
26:30 <gahiji> n2
26:47 <Mekkis> Cairo?
26:48 <gahiji> and dismounted
27:03 <gahiji> ty
27:10 <Mekkis> Cairo?
27:12 <Cairo> mounted at umm
27:23 <Cairo> F1-G2
27:30 <Mekkis> ok
27:38 <Cairo> keeping watch on the other entrance as well
27:41 <Mekkis> Kaleb, you find that the door doesn't open
28:01 <Rawlins> Lockpicking time
28:02 <Cairo> is it locked
28:02 <Rawlins> gogogo
28:11 <Kaleb> Is it locked?
28:13 <Mekkis> you don't think it's locked
28:18 <Kaleb> Is it jammed?
28:25 <Mekkis> it seems boarded up
28:25 <Rawlins> barricaded?
28:25 <gahiji> !save rapid: 2#1d20+3 attack; 2#1d8+4 damage
28:26 <diebot> gahiji, 2#1d20+3 attack; 2#1d8+4 damage saved as @rapid
28:30 <Rawlins> hrm boarded up
28:39 <Rawlins> tell you what
28:46 <Rawlins> why don't I charge the door down
28:49 <Rawlins> while kaleb sneaks in the other way
28:57 <gahiji> ha
28:58 <Mekkis> why don't you?
29:02 <gahiji> 'fuck you door, i need a drink'
29:05 <Cairo> if it's barricaded and you try to charge it
29:08 <Cairo> what do you think will happen
29:15 <Rawlins> it will blow open
29:21 <gahiji> or you'll bounce off
29:22 <Cairo> what's your int again
29:29 <Rawlins> mounted charge
29:29 <Rawlins> lol
29:41 <Rawlins> how would i bounce off
29:45 <Cairo> int 8 
29:49 <Cairo> yeah, charge it, good plan
30:04 <gahiji> so, rather than busting in this door right off the bat, maybe try the other door?
30:17 <gahiji> in the meantime, are there any windows i can stealth around to and peek in
30:26 <Mekkis> Cairo, better than your last plan at a similar tavern
30:40 <Rawlins> its a distraction to allow kaleb to sneak it more easily
30:40 <Mekkis> the windows are all either water-facing, or boarded over
30:42 <Rawlins> that's all
31:14 <Kaleb> I sneak around the other door and see if that's blocked too
31:20 <Cairo> can we climb to the roof
31:26 <Mekkis> you can try
31:32 <Cairo> how high
31:46 <Mekkis> four metres
31:50 <Cairo> ft
31:54 <Rawlins> that 12 feet
32:00 <Mekkis> 13 or so
32:02 <Cairo> kaleb's our climber as well isn't he
32:07 <Mekkis> 17 or so actually
32:11 <Rawlins> i can climb too
32:12 <Mekkis> umm
32:14 <Mekkis> whatever
32:17 <Kaleb> my climb mod is 5 :/
32:18 <Mekkis> something like that
32:18 <Rawlins> got grappling hook and everything
32:28 <Rawlins> my climb mod is like
32:29 <Mekkis> preknotted rope?
32:30 <Rawlins> 6 or 7
32:35 <Rawlins> with the preknotted rope yeah
32:43 <Rawlins> but as mekkis said
32:46 <Rawlins> the roof seems unstable
32:52 <Rawlins> and slanted towards the sea
32:53 <Rawlins> so
32:54 <Cairo> Kaleb overall is better
33:06 <Cairo> I'm a garbage climber
33:08 <gahiji> to the other door
33:22 <Cairo> oh wait, gahiji is the best
33:27 <Cairo> gahiji: wake up man
33:33 <gahiji> i'm not climbing on the roof
33:34 <Rawlins> why do you want him to climb
33:38 <Rawlins> your plans are half-baked
33:43 <Cairo> there might be something up there that you can see through
33:47 <Rawlins> Mekkis already said
33:49 <Cairo> with his also-high perception
33:51 <Rawlins> that the roof is unstable
34:01 <Cairo> he said the roof is slanted in a way that looks unstable
34:03 <Cairo> not that it is unstable
34:13 <Rawlins> sure, and you're just tossing him up there to test i presume
34:22 <Cairo> it might be a good way in
34:30 <gahiji> the docks are rotting, i'm not going to try the roof
34:34 <Kaleb> have you got the knowledge (engineering) test to back up the assessment?
34:51 <Cairo> no
35:02 <Mekkis> Kaleb, have you got the initiative or willpower to say "no" and instead do something sensible?
35:02 <Cairo> does anyone else
35:07 <Cairo> that's an excellent question
35:16 <Rawlins> Kaleb, just sneak in by the big entrance
35:30 <Mekkis> at least Cairo is suggesting things
35:31 <Cairo> Mekkis: are you saying climbing the roof isn't sensible
35:37 <Mekkis> yes
35:44 <Cairo> oh well why didn't you say that earlier
35:53 <Mekkis> climbing the roof without a plan, isn't sensible
36:01 <Cairo> the plan is to get a look at what's going on
36:13 <gahiji> so, to k-16 entrance
36:38 <Mekkis> (if the objective was to kill everyone inside, then climbing the roof, covering any holes, then lighting a fire and suffocating the occupants is a great plan.)
36:46 <Cairo> haha
36:50 <Rawlins> hostages inside
36:53 <Rawlins> lol
36:55 <Rawlins> probably
36:56 <Rawlins> anyway
37:10 <Mekkis> see how well it worked in LSK
37:12 <Mekkis> so
37:18 <Mekkis> are you busting down the door?
37:23 <Rawlins> no
37:26 <Cairo> the diversion plan might work
37:31 <Rawlins> we sneak in the back way
37:39 <Mekkis> roll stealth
37:40 <Cairo> as long as Rawlins makes noise rather than charging into a wall
37:44 <gahiji> i can just see the report 'well, we rescued the kidnapped victims by killing their captors with fire, unfortunately we did that before rescuing the victims'
37:52 <Rawlins> fail mission lol
38:08 <Mekkis> who's trying to stealth to the main entrnace?
38:18 <Kaleb> me
38:23 <gahiji>  /
38:32 <Rawlins> me as well
38:33 <Mekkis> roll it, Kaleb 
38:35 <Mekkis> and Rawlins 
38:45 <Rawlins> gahiji was a raise hand?
38:48 <gahiji> ya
38:50 <Rawlins> ok
38:52 <Rawlins> so gahiji too
38:53 <Kaleb> @stealth
38:53 <diebot> Kaleb, stealth: [1d20=20] 34
38:59 <Kaleb> :D
39:04 <Rawlins> !throw 1d20+6 stealth
39:04 <diebot> Rawlins, stealth: [1d20=8] 14
39:06 <Kaleb> natural 20 FTW
39:08 <gahiji> nice
39:14 <Rawlins> urgh 14?
39:15 <Rawlins> :O
39:17 <Mekkis> Rawlins, roll it for billybob too
39:20 <Rawlins> no
39:23 <Rawlins> i'm going in unmounted
39:29 <Rawlins> not going to creak my way in
39:35 <Mekkis> where arew you leaving billybob?
39:45 <Rawlins> b4
39:56 <Cairo> what
40:05 <Cairo> why are two of you stealthing in
40:05 <Mekkis> ok
40:07 <Rawlins> three
40:10 <Cairo> that is more opportunity for noise
40:11 <Rawlins> why not?
40:19 <Cairo> only one of you has to fail for them to hear you
40:24 <Rawlins> no
40:29 <Rawlins> they'll hear ONE
40:33 <Mekkis> because, Cairo, any action is better than paralysed inaction
40:35 <Cairo> and look over and see THREE
40:36 <Rawlins> yeah
40:52 <Mekkis> 80 minutes, no progress :)
40:57 <Cairo> this isn't inaction
40:59 <Rawlins> come on gahiji
41:00 <gahiji> hey, they might only see 1 or 2 if we rolled hide well :P
41:01 <Rawlins> where's your roll....
41:03 <gahiji> @hide
41:04 <diebot> gahiji, @mekkis: [1d20=8] 16
41:08 <Cairo> one person stealthing in is a lot smarter than 3
41:08 <Rawlins> k let's go in
41:08 <Mekkis> ok
41:13 <Rawlins> kaleb first
41:14 <Rawlins> naturally
41:17 <Rawlins> gahiji second
41:18 <Rawlins> me thir
41:19 <Rawlins> d
41:28 <Mekkis> Cairo, where are you while this is happening?
42:06 <gahiji> !save hide: 1d20+8 yay i'm wearing camouflage
42:06 <diebot> gahiji, 1d20+8 yay i'm wearing camouflage saved as @hide
42:06 <Cairo> I'll wait where I am I guess
42:17 <Mekkis> ok
42:24 <Mekkis> Kaleb opens the door
42:34 <Rawlins> what do we see
42:39 <Mekkis> revealing a rather well-furnished interior
42:57 <Rawlins> the shabby exterior hiding the well-furnished interior
42:58 <Rawlins> lol
43:06 <Mekkis> The entire place seems very recently done up
43:14 <Mekkis> there are buckets of white paint on the bar
43:16 <Mekkis> and...
43:50 <Cairo> when I hear or see something, I'll go inside, on mr ed
44:26 <Rawlins> do tell us what all those colours are
44:28 <Mekkis> a bunch of rats
44:38 <Mekkis> the blue and dark red circles are rats
44:53 <Mekkis> the red square is a cage full of small rats
44:59 <Rawlins> big rats?
45:08 <Rawlins> the blue and dark red
45:12 <Mekkis> and the red circle's a male human
45:14 <Mekkis> yeah
45:21 <Mekkis> well... small-sized
45:25 <Mekkis> about the size of a dog
45:44 <Rawlins> i try to get any knowledge i can on the human
45:47 <Mekkis> he's holding a club
45:49 <Rawlins> can i see him?
45:50 <gahiji> a male human the size of a dog?
45:53 <Rawlins> any distinguishing marks?
45:59 <Mekkis> and he yells, "Get them!"
46:02 <Mekkis> roll initiatives
46:06 <Rawlins> what
46:08 <gahiji> @surprise
46:09 <diebot> gahiji, initiative+2: [1d20=4] 6
46:10 <Cairo> !throw 1d20
46:11 <diebot> Cairo, 1d20: [1d20=20] 20
46:15 <Rawlins> @init
46:19 <Rawlins> @initiative
46:21 <Rawlins> hrmmm
46:24 <Cairo> damn I rolled a 20 out of the dice :(
46:30 <gahiji> diebot just doesn't want me taking all the action
46:31 <Cairo> didn't need improved initiative, for sure
46:34 <Rawlins> !save init: 1d20+5 initiative
46:34 <diebot> Rawlins, 1d20+5 initiative saved as @init
46:37 <Rawlins> @init
46:37 <diebot> Rawlins, initiative: [1d20=5] 10
46:42 <Kaleb> @init
46:42 <diebot> Kaleb, init: [1d20=14] 18
47:00 <Rawlins> mekkis
47:07 <Rawlins> knowledge dungeoneering on the rats
47:09 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20-1
47:09 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20-1: [1d20=1] 0
47:16 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
47:17 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=4] 7
47:17 <gahiji> haha
47:18 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
47:18 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=13] 16
47:23 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+6
47:23 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+6: [1d20=18] 24
47:42 <gahiji> btw, what are the brown dots
47:50 <Rawlins> rats
47:54 <Rawlins> small ones
47:58 <Mekkis> they're tied up people
48:00 <Rawlins> ah
48:04 <Rawlins> ehhh mekkis
48:09 <Rawlins> i should find rats in dungeons, right?
48:13 <Rawlins> knowledge check gogo?
48:15 <Mekkis> Kaleb, it's your turn
48:19 <Mekkis> yeap
48:28 <Kaleb> I uhhh....
48:50 <Kaleb> delay
48:50 <Rawlins> !throw 1d20+3 knowledge of rats @mekkis
48:56 <Kaleb> "What's our plan guys"
49:04 <Rawlins> go in and kill everything
49:07 <Rawlins> rescue hostages
49:12 <Rawlins> humans first, rats later
49:14 <Rawlins> ok?
49:25 <gahiji> there's tied up people, kill the hostiles
49:44 <Mekkis> rats bite things
49:51 <Mekkis> and often carry diseases
49:59 <Rawlins> diseases huh
50:07 <Rawlins> what are rats scared of?
50:17 <Rawlins> do i remember that part?
50:28 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+1 bite kaleb
50:28 <diebot> Mekkis, bite kaleb: [1d20=19] 20, [1d20=10] 11
50:43 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4 damage
50:43 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [1d4=3] 3
50:49 <Mekkis> Kaleb, fortitude save
51:02 <Kaleb> !throw 1d20+1 fort
51:02 <diebot> Kaleb, fort: [1d20=19] 20
51:04 <Kaleb> :D
51:05 <Rawlins> lol nice
51:12 <Mekkis> it's now Rawlins' turn
51:19 <Kaleb> 11/14
51:26 <Rawlins> charge the rat directly in front of me
51:32 <Rawlins> with the power attacku
51:35 <Mekkis> roll it
51:51 <Rawlins> !throw 1d20+10 
51:51 <diebot> Rawlins, 1d20+10: [1d20=18] 28
51:55 <Mekkis> hits
52:00 <Rawlins> !throw 1d12+9
52:00 <diebot> Rawlins, 1d12+9: [1d12=10] 19
52:19 <Rawlins> squishy squish?
52:23 <Mekkis> yeah
52:27 <Rawlins> kk
52:30 <Mekkis> another rat comes at you
52:33 <Mekkis> Rawlins, AoO?
52:37 <Rawlins> yes
52:42 <Rawlins> !throw 1d20+9 AoO
52:45 <diebot> Rawlins, AoO: [1d20=19] 28
52:53 <Mekkis> is that a crit?
52:56 <Rawlins> no
53:01 <Mekkis> roll damage
53:14 <Rawlins> !throw 1d12+6
53:14 <diebot> Rawlins, 1d12+6: [1d12=4] 10
53:38 <Rawlins> crunchy crunch ?
53:45 <Mekkis> the rat's hurt badly
53:49 <Mekkis> but still tries to bite you
53:56 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4 damage
53:56 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [1d20=14] 18
54:04 <Mekkis> umm... that's the attack role
54:06 <Rawlins> huh?
54:06 <Mekkis> roll
54:08 <Rawlins> fail
54:10 <Rawlins> 19 AC
54:17 <Rawlins> that +1 sure helped a lot
54:18 <Mekkis> it's now gahiji's turn
54:25 <Mekkis> :)
54:31 <Rawlins> you get these good ideas meks
54:44 <gahiji> draw bow and shoot the rat if i can, -4 for firing into melee yes?
54:50 <Rawlins> shoot rat?
54:52 <Mekkis> yeah
54:59 <Mekkis> and the rat gets a +4 cover bonus
55:02 <Rawlins> why shoot it?
55:08 <gahiji> i thought that's the -4
55:08 <Rawlins> that's -8 to hit
55:18 <Mekkis> nope
55:34 <gahiji> oh well, i'm feeling lucky
55:39 <gahiji> !throw 1d20-3
55:39 <diebot> gahiji, 1d20-3: [1d20=17] 14
55:54 <Rawlins> blink blink
55:57 <Mekkis> is that the -8
56:00 <Mekkis> or the -4?
56:12 <gahiji> oh, i have +5 normal, i did -8
56:20 <gahiji> so 18 instead of 14
56:21 <Mekkis> ok
56:22 <Mekkis> you hit it
56:25 <Rawlins> nice
56:35 <Mekkis> roll damage
56:36 <gahiji> !throw 1d8+4
56:36 <diebot> gahiji, 1d8+4: [1d8=4] 8
56:45 <Mekkis> it goes splay
56:54 <Mekkis> the human kicks open the cage
57:03 <Mekkis> ... which swarms out
57:14 <gahiji> rat swarm?
57:18 <Rawlins> yeah
57:29 <Mekkis> it's now Cairo's turn
57:30 <Rawlins> how big is rat swarm?
57:36 <Cairo> do I hear any of this happening
58:21 <Mekkis> Cairo, you hear noises
58:35 <Mekkis> Rawlins, they're completely covering the marked squares
58:36 <Cairo> like, rat combat noises?
58:41 <Mekkis> yeah
58:45 <Cairo> excellent
58:47 <Cairo> I gallop inside !
58:55 <Cairo> crossbow at the ready
59:19 <gahiji> how long does it take to put on vermin repellant, the entry doesn't say
59:36 <Mekkis> ok
59:46 <Mekkis> Cairo, make an acrobatics check for Mr.ed
59:56 <Cairo> to do what
00:10 <Mekkis> ride over the rickety dock
00:24 <Rawlins> vermin repellent is a move or standard action mekkis?
00:31 <Cairo> !throw 1d20+4 mr ed acrobatics
00:31 <diebot> Cairo, mr ed acrobatics: [1d20=6] 10
00:32 <Mekkis> standard
01:12 <Mekkis> Mr.ed falls over
01:29 <Mekkis> with a leg stuck between the planks
01:30 <Rawlins> ouch
01:32 <Mekkis> roll ride, Cairo 
01:47 <Cairo> !throw 1d20-1 ride
01:47 <diebot> Cairo, ride: [1d20=8] 7
01:52 <Rawlins> the half baked cleric with his half baked ride
01:53 <Cairo> I really don't have much luck with docks, do I
01:56 <Mekkis> Cairo, falls off
01:56 <Rawlins> nope
02:03 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6 damage
02:03 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [1d6=1] 1
02:08 <Cairo> into the water?
02:15 <Mekkis> nope
02:18 <Cairo> 22/23
02:22 <Mekkis> the side of the dock
02:27 <Cairo> is that the whole round or can I get back up
02:29 <Mekkis> it's now Kaleb's turn
02:58 <Rawlins> mekkis
03:03 <Mekkis> Rawlins
03:06 <Rawlins> what size is the rat swarm?
03:14 <Rawlins> fine/dimunitive etc.
03:20 <Mekkis> I don't understand your question
03:30 <Mekkis> tiny
03:32 <Mekkis> they're rats
03:36 <Rawlins> okay
03:36 <Cairo> lol
03:43 <Rawlins> so i can't hit them with weapons, right?
04:15 <gahiji> rawlins, go after the human, i'll take care of the rats
04:21 <Rawlins> right
04:26 <Mekkis> you can
04:32 <Rawlins> oh
04:34 <Rawlins> half damage
04:34 <Rawlins> okay
04:54 <Rawlins> kaleb
04:56 <Rawlins> kaleb
04:58 <Rawlins> brunius
04:58 <Mekkis> it's now Kaleb's turn
05:00 <Rawlins> hello
05:10 <Rawlins> stop your minecrafting for our sake
05:11 <Rawlins> ....
05:16 <Mekkis> ffs, Brunius, close minecraft and pay attention
05:34 <gahiji> avatar, puppet kaleb for us please
05:42 <Cairo> he commits seppuku
05:47 <Rawlins> seppuku!
05:47 <Rawlins> lol
05:48 <Mekkis> who votes that the next version of DevCA should allow the DM to close distracting applications
05:53 <Rawlins> voted
05:55 <Rawlins> duly noted
05:56 <Rawlins> passed
05:57 <Rawlins> seconded
05:57 <Cairo> vote against
06:43 <gahiji> i think we just need to give it a feature that'll bring it to the front, start flashing, and blaring the soundtrack of a gay porn at the push of the GMs button
06:47 <Rawlins> oh
06:48 <Rawlins> yeah
06:50 <Rawlins> that's good
06:54 <Cairo> what are the blue dots
06:55 <Rawlins> execpt that brunius gets off on gay porn
06:59 <Rawlins> rats
07:01 <Rawlins> big ones
07:27 <Rawlins> pmed
07:39 <Cairo> Kaleb yells out to Cairo for help
07:47 <Cairo> to begin with
07:51 <Mekkis> ok
07:55 <Rawlins> puppetmaster jutsu
07:56 <Rawlins> gogo
08:03 <Cairo> then he step back to
08:17 <Cairo> towards F20
08:28 <Cairo> can he stand on half-squares of dock
08:30 <Rawlins> steps back?
08:37 <Cairo> lure them out
08:42 <Rawlins> uh huh
08:43 <Cairo> they'll be more vulnerable
08:47 <Rawlins> i was going to throw fire at them
08:48 <Rawlins> but now
08:55 <gahiji> he's moving the one that isn't doing anything out of the way
09:02 <Rawlins> stab some rats already
09:03 <Rawlins> jeez
09:11 <Cairo> not without sneak attack
09:14 <Cairo> 1d3 damage
09:17 <Mekkis> ok
09:34 <Cairo> Kaleb is pretty useless if you don't work with him
09:47 <Rawlins> well throw something at least
09:49 <gahiji> we're not sneak attacking a swarm
09:52 <Rawlins> does he have any splash weapons
09:53 <Cairo> like what
09:58 <Rawlins> acid/fire?
09:59 <gahiji> we're going to throw alchemist's fire at it
10:02 <Cairo> he has an oil lamp
10:06 <Rawlins> that's it>?
10:07 <Rawlins> gosh
10:14 <Rawlins> what's he doing hoarding all that gold
10:22 <Mekkis> a rat bites at Rawlins 
10:28 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1
10:28 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+1: [1d20=14] 15
10:29 <Cairo> did Kaleb move back
10:30 <Rawlins> huh?
10:37 <Rawlins> i don't see kaleb moving back
10:38 <Mekkis> yes
10:45 <Mekkis> resync
11:01 <Mekkis> and the other one bites gahiji 
11:04 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1
11:04 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+1: [1d20=10] 11
11:05 <Rawlins> its taking a godawful long time to 
11:07 <gahiji> miss
11:08 <Rawlins> sync
11:11 <Mekkis> missing horribly
11:17 <Mekkis> it's now Rawlins' turn
11:27 <gahiji> i don't even think that beats my flat foot lol
11:36 <Rawlins> 40%
11:39 <Rawlins> synced
11:41 <Rawlins> miserably slow
11:55 <Mekkis> reconnect
12:14 <gahiji> i'm 22%, just take your turn if you can see the blue dots next to us
12:16 <Rawlins> still stuck at 44%
12:21 <Rawlins> and
12:22 <Mekkis> reconnect
12:24 <Rawlins> which rat tried to bite me
12:29 <Rawlins> yes i reconnected
12:35 <Rawlins> oh i see
12:47 <Rawlins> why is kaleb so far back
13:03 <Rawlins> eh cairo
13:07 <Mekkis> because he pissbolted
13:07 <Rawlins> didn't you 5' step back?
13:15 <Rawlins> and not, ran away?
13:16 <Mekkis> he withdrew
13:18 <Cairo> no, it was a full round
13:21 <Mekkis> it's now Rawlins' turn
13:22 <Rawlins> what
13:30 Kaleb has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
13:38 <Cairo> move back so that he can sneak attack
13:46 <Rawlins> you can't sneak attack a swarm
13:53 <Cairo> you can sneak attack the rats
13:56 <Cairo> he can't attack the swarm either
13:56 <gahiji> why bother sneak attacking a swarm
13:58 <Rawlins> whatever for
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14:00 <Rawlins> sneak attack the human
14:05 <Rawlins> the rats are weak
14:06 Brunius is now known as Kaleb
14:12 <Cairo> he still can't sneak attack the human if you're not in a position to flank
14:25 <Kaleb> what did I miss?
14:28 <Rawlins> i will be in a position to flank if you didn't run away
14:30 <gahiji> there's plenty of room in the tavern to do that
14:33 <Rawlins> like a little girl from rats
14:35 <Mekkis> <Mekkis> Stop your minecrafting
14:41 <Mekkis> <Mekkis> and get with the game
14:47 <Kaleb> I wasn't minecrafting
14:54 <Mekkis> you weren't playing
15:01 Mekkis gives voice to Kaleb
15:07 <Mekkis> regardless, it's Rawlins' turn
15:10 <Rawlins> i step back 5'
15:16 <Rawlins> swing at a rat
15:18 <Mekkis> direction
15:27 <Rawlins> sw
15:38 <Mekkis> which rat?
15:40 <Rawlins> i'll hit gahiji's rat
15:43 <Rawlins> the one in front of him
15:47 <Cairo> what the fuck is with that sound
15:48 <Mekkis> roll it
15:49 <Rawlins> with a power attack
15:53 <Rawlins> !throw 1d20+8 power
15:54 <diebot> Rawlins, power: [1d20=1] 9
15:57 <Rawlins> sigh
16:00 <Mekkis> Cairo, I believe Ballig left it there
16:04 <Mekkis> Rawlins misses
16:12 <Mekkis> you have a move-equivalent action remaining
16:46 <Rawlins> done
17:02 <Mekkis> it's now gahiji's turn
17:14 <gahiji> 5ft step back and rapid shot the rat in front of me
17:24 <Mekkis> ok
17:24 <gahiji> @rapid
17:24 <diebot> gahiji, attack: [1d20=1] 4, [1d20=20] 23; damage: [1d8=7] 11, [1d8=6] 10
17:27 <Mekkis> roll it
17:30 <Mekkis> roll confirmation
17:37 <gahiji> !throw 1d20+3
17:37 <diebot> gahiji, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5
17:40 <gahiji> lol
17:46 <gahiji> i think diebot's fucking with me
17:53 <Mekkis> you kill the rat
18:10 <gahiji> i rolled a 1 and a 20 at the same time
18:14 <Rawlins> lol yeah
18:23 <Rawlins> arrows break?
18:52 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6
18:52 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d6: [1d6=3] 3
19:01 <Mekkis> Rawlins gets bitted for 3 damage
19:05 <Mekkis> bitten*
19:10 <Mekkis> and make a fort save
19:24 <Mekkis> it's now Cairo's turn
19:32 <Cairo> I get up, so does mr ed
19:38 <Mekkis> ok
19:47 <Rawlins> uhhhh?
19:52 <Kaleb> how much damage did I take?
19:56 <Rawlins> oh
19:57 <gahiji> none yet
19:59 <Cairo> I actually have nothing to hit swarms either
19:59 <Rawlins> 27/30
20:01 <Mekkis> 1
20:34 <Mekkis> Rawlins, two fort saves
20:42 <Rawlins> two?
20:45 <Cairo> I move to F14
20:45 <gahiji> cairo i have 1 alchemist's fire
20:45 <Mekkis> yes
21:01 <Rawlins> !throw 2#1d20+6
21:01 <diebot> Rawlins, 2#1d20+6: [1d20=7] 13, [1d20=16] 22
21:02 <Cairo> and fire a bolt at the blue thing
21:08 <Mekkis> ok
21:12 <Cairo> !throw 1d20
21:13 <diebot> Cairo, 1d20: [1d20=17] 17
21:18 <Cairo> !throw 1d8
21:18 <diebot> Cairo, 1d8: [1d8=8] 8
21:18 <Mekkis> hits
21:29 <Cairo> hello, I *am* useful
21:35 <Mekkis> mmm
21:39 <Rawlins> for once
21:43 <Mekkis> it's now Kaleb's turn
21:46 <Rawlins> useful in vermin extermination
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22:22 <Rawlins> his net is dying?
22:23 <Rawlins> lol
22:24 <Brunius> [22:20] <@Mekkis> Rawlins, two fort saves
22:24 <Brunius> [22:20] <+Kaleb> 10/14
22:24 <Brunius> [22:21] * Disconnected
22:24 * gahiji facepalms
22:56 <gahiji> <Mekkis> Rawlins, two fort saves
22:56 <gahiji> <Rawlins> two?
22:56 <gahiji> <Cairo> I move to F14
22:56 <gahiji> <gahiji> cairo i have 1 alchemist's fire
22:56 <gahiji> <Mekkis> yes
22:57 <gahiji> <Rawlins> !throw 2#1d20+6
22:59 <gahiji> <diebot> Rawlins, 2#1d20+6: [1d20=7] 13, [1d20=16] 22
23:01 <gahiji> <Cairo> and fire a bolt at the blue thing
23:03 <gahiji> <Mekkis> ok
23:05 <gahiji> <Cairo> !throw 1d20
23:07 <gahiji> <diebot> Cairo, 1d20: [1d20=17] 17
23:09 <gahiji> <Cairo> !throw 1d8
23:11 <gahiji> <diebot> Cairo, 1d8: [1d8=8] 8
23:13 <gahiji> <Mekkis> hits
23:13 <Cairo> you really don't need to paste the entire thing man
23:16 <Brunius> thanks
23:17 <gahiji> <Cairo> hello, I *am* useful
23:19 <gahiji> <Mekkis> mmm
23:21 <gahiji> <Rawlins> for once
23:23 <gahiji> <Mekkis> it's now Kaleb's turn
23:25 <gahiji> and go
23:25 <Brunius> he's already pasted it
23:29 <Cairo> I know
23:32 <Brunius> it's flood protection
23:33 <Cairo> unnecessary
23:45 Brunius is now known as `kaleb\
23:47 `kaleb\ is now known as `kaleb
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24:05 `kaleb is now known as Kaleb
24:11 <Mekkis> what are you doing, Kaleb 
24:37 <Kaleb> I move 3 NE and attack the rats
24:42 <Kaleb> wait, are they a swarm?
24:46 <Mekkis> yes
24:54 <Kaleb> crap
24:59 <Kaleb> uh
25:06 <Rawlins> you can attack them
25:10 <Kaleb> can I?
25:11 <Rawlins> they're a fine swarm
25:14 <Kaleb> I'll do that then
25:19 <Kaleb> with shortsword
25:25 <Mekkis> a tiny swarm
25:26 <Cairo> you can attack fine swarms?
25:33 <Rawlins> tiny swarm rather
25:35 <Mekkis> you can attack tiny swarms
25:37 <Rawlins> yeah
25:43 <Rawlins> they just take half damage and no precision damage
25:55 <Cairo> no sneak attack damage?
26:18 <Rawlins> nope
26:25 <Mekkis> Kaleb, what ARE you doing?
26:33 <Rawlins> he moved 3 NE and attacks the rats
26:34 <Mekkis> as in, what's distracting you?
26:37 <Kaleb> I attack the rats
26:42 <Kaleb> I said that
26:49 <Kaleb> just life in general
26:51 <Rawlins> 3 NE is swimming though
26:55 <Mekkis> roll jump
26:57 <Kaleb> fuck, is it
26:59 <Mekkis> or swim, I guess
27:01 <Rawlins> can you look at the map
27:03 <Rawlins> gosh
27:08 <gahiji> hahaha
27:23 <Kaleb> I just thought it was funky coloured ground
27:29 <Rawlins> right
27:34 <Rawlins> like you've never seen this map before
27:35 <Mekkis> funky coloured ground
27:44 <Mekkis> with boats and crates floating on it
27:59 <Kaleb> jump/swim are both based on str right?
28:04 <Mekkis> yeah
28:07 <Rawlins> yep
28:11 <Mekkis> and you get a -6 to jump for being small
28:25 <Rawlins> i think swim counts as difficult terrain meks?
28:36 <Mekkis> and I imagine you've learnt how swim works, from ERNG, right :)
28:38 <Kaleb> !throw 1d20 jump
28:39 <diebot> Kaleb, jump: [1d20=20] 20
28:55 <Kaleb> second natural 20 today !
28:58 <Kaleb> I feel lucky
29:00 <Rawlins> lol
29:02 <Rawlins> stop hogging the 20s
29:03 <Mekkis> !dist 2 2
29:04 <diebot> Mekkis, Length of hypotenuse: 2.828427
29:05 <Rawlins> i want to crit for once
29:06 <Mekkis> !dist 10 10
29:06 <diebot> Mekkis, Length of hypotenuse: 14.142136
29:48 <Rawlins> did he make it over?
29:52 <Mekkis> maybe
30:01 <Mekkis> Kaleb, jump is actually acrobatics
30:01 <Rawlins> what's maybe?
30:09 <Mekkis> what's the actual result?
30:19 <Rawlins> i think he has +6 to acrobatics?
30:21 <Kaleb> is it?
30:25 <Mekkis> yeah
30:39 <Kaleb> that's a 30 on that roll then
30:59 <Cairo> did you not realise the blue stuff under the docks was water
31:01 <Mekkis> with a DC of 28.3, you just make it
31:01 <Rawlins> ok so he made it over
31:13 <Mekkis> roll attack
31:20 <Kaleb> @melee
31:20 <diebot> Kaleb, 1d20+1: [1d20=18] 19; damage: [1d4=3] 3; sneak: [1d6=1] 1
31:30 <Mekkis> ok
31:40 <Mekkis> it's now Rawlins' turn
32:14 <Rawlins> step back 5' and take out my acid
32:19 <Rawlins> errrm....acid?
32:23 <Rawlins> shit is that going to burn wood
32:33 <Mekkis> acid burns wood now?
32:37 <Rawlins> not sure
32:40 <Rawlins> probably not
32:41 <Rawlins> but anyway
32:49 <Rawlins> and throw it at the swarm
32:57 <Rawlins> J17
33:05 <Mekkis> roll it
33:17 <Mekkis> improvised ranged attack
33:28 <Rawlins> improvised?
33:37 <gahiji> ?
33:43 <Mekkis> yeah
33:44 <Rawlins> why is it improvised?
33:47 <Mekkis> ranged attack with a -4
34:03 <Rawlins> its meant to be thrown
34:23 <Mekkis> oh
34:29 <Mekkis> they've changed that since 3.5
34:33 <Rawlins> doh
34:36 <Mekkis> just a ranged attack
34:39 <Rawlins> !throw 1d20+6
34:39 <diebot> Rawlins, 1d20+6: [1d20=10] 16
34:46 <Mekkis> roll damage
35:14 <Rawlins> !throw 1d6
35:14 <diebot> Rawlins, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
35:23 <Rawlins> 1 damage directly and 1 damage to all within 5'
35:25 <gahiji> lulz
35:29 <Rawlins> i hate my dice
35:31 <Mekkis> ot
35:37 <Rawlins> kaleb is getting the 20s
35:39 <Rawlins> and i get these shit crap
35:40 <Mekkis> it's now gahiji's turn
35:57 <gahiji> alchemist's fire the swarm at j17
36:05 <Rawlins> you're going to burn the dock?
36:06 <Rawlins> :O
36:21 <Rawlins> and the tavern is wood too
36:30 <Mekkis> roll attack
36:36 <gahiji> nothing's going to catch on fire
36:41 <gahiji> besides we have water
36:43 <gahiji> !throw 1d20+5
36:43 <diebot> gahiji, 1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8
36:47 <Rawlins> lulz
36:51 <gahiji> phail
36:58 <Rawlins> it lands somewhere else though
36:59 <Rawlins> question is where
37:05 <gahiji> let's find out
37:12 <Mekkis> !rng N NE E SE S SW W NW
37:12 <diebot> Mekkis, N
37:38 <Mekkis> gahiji, 5' step remains
37:42 <Rawlins> oh
37:46 <gahiji> i'm good where i am
37:48 <Rawlins> then they all take 1 fire damage then
38:22 <gahiji> yay for splash damage
38:51 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6 Kaleb
38:51 <diebot> Mekkis, Kaleb: [1d6=3] 3
38:56 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6 Rawlins 
38:56 <diebot> Mekkis, Rawlins: [1d6=2] 2
38:58 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6 gahiji 
38:59 <diebot> Mekkis, gahiji: [1d6=3] 3
39:02 <Rawlins> 25/30
39:07 <Mekkis> two fort saves each
39:13 <Rawlins> !throw 2#1d20+6
39:13 <diebot> Rawlins, 2#1d20+6: [1d20=20] 26, [1d20=8] 14
39:19 <gahiji> 17/20
39:21 <Cairo> it's worth noting that in your current states, I can't heal you without healing them 
39:30 <Rawlins> selective channelling
39:38 <Cairo> selectively unchannels on TWO of them
39:38 <gahiji> !throw 2#1d20+5
39:39 <diebot> gahiji, 2#1d20+5: [1d20=7] 12, [1d20=15] 20
39:50 <gahiji> how does that work cairo
39:56 <Rawlins> only 2?
39:58 <Cairo> it works off my charisma mod
40:01 <Cairo> which is +2
40:09 <Mekkis> Kaleb, 
40:12 <Mekkis> two fort saves
40:13 <Cairo> it's fine if you're not fighting a group of enemies
40:14 <Cairo> like you are now
40:17 <Mekkis> and it's Cairo's turn
40:25 <Cairo> sorry, what's the big red dot
40:32 <Mekkis> a human male
40:36 <Rawlins> shoot him
40:39 <Cairo> I do so
40:41 <Cairo> !throw 1d20
40:42 <diebot> Cairo, 1d20: [1d20=1] 1
40:44 <Cairo> lol.
40:46 <Rawlins> ow
40:50 <Mekkis> who's yammering about how rats should inherit the earth
40:52 <gahiji> cairo, the swarm qualifies as one creature
40:59 <Mekkis> Cairo, move action remains
41:00 <Cairo> right
41:03 <Cairo> there are 4 creatures there
41:05 <Cairo> or 3, at best
41:11 <Cairo> I move to
41:16 <Cairo> D15
41:23 <gahiji> 1 swarm, 1 human
41:32 <Mekkis> it's now Kaleb's turn
41:39 <Mekkis> who should make two fortitude saves
41:42 <Mekkis> and pay attention
41:46 <Kaleb> I am
41:48 Mekkis gives voice to Kaleb
41:58 <Mekkis> fort saves...?
42:05 <Kaleb> !save fort: 1d20+1 fortitude
42:05 <diebot> Kaleb, 1d20+1 fortitude saved as @fort
42:09 <Kaleb> @fort
42:10 <Kaleb> @fort
42:10 <diebot> Kaleb, fortitude: [1d20=6] 7
42:10 <diebot> Kaleb, fortitude: [1d20=20] 21
42:14 <Mekkis> ok
42:18 <Mekkis> it's now your turn
42:33 <Mekkis> you're being assaulted by rats
42:40 <Kaleb> 1NW (5ft step) and attack the rats
42:49 <Mekkis> roll attack
42:52 <Kaleb> @melee
42:52 <diebot> Kaleb, 1d20+1: [1d20=18] 19; damage: [1d4=4] 4; sneak: [1d6=3] 3
43:03 <Mekkis> ok
43:07 <Mekkis> is that your turn?
43:12 <Mekkis> move-equivalent action remains
43:24 <Rawlins> why are these rats so hardy
43:25 <Rawlins> damn
43:36 <Mekkis> because there are so many of them
43:46 <Mekkis> Kaleb, are you doing anything in your move-equivalent action?
43:49 <Kaleb> That's my turn
43:49 <Rawlins> i can move through swarms and not get AoO right?
43:54 <gahiji> because they take half damage from melee attacks, rawlins rolled a 1 on acid, i missed with fire
43:56 <Mekkis> it's now Rawlins' turn
44:01 <Mekkis> yeah
44:08 <Rawlins> can i charge the human
44:13 <Mekkis> no
44:14 <Rawlins> or do i need a bit more space
44:15 <Rawlins> ok
44:15 <Mekkis> he's too close
44:22 <Rawlins> i power attack him
44:26 <Mekkis> roll it
44:30 <Rawlins> !throw 1d20+8 ATTAQUE!
44:30 <diebot> Rawlins, ATTAQUE!: [1d20=12] 20
44:34 <Mekkis> hits
44:43 <Rawlins> !throw 1d12+9 DAMAGE!
44:43 <diebot> Rawlins, DAMAGE!: [1d12=3] 12
44:57 <gahiji> lol
44:58 <Rawlins> clobbbberrrrr
45:06 <Mekkis> he crumples to the deck, and falls in the water
45:11 <Mekkis> move action remains
45:13 <Rawlins> and the rats?
45:18 <Rawlins> ok
45:19 <Mekkis> they're still all over you
45:21 <Rawlins> how much can i move if i run?
45:32 <Mekkis> you can't
45:33 <Rawlins> nevermind
45:35 <Rawlins> i jump into the water
45:39 <Mekkis> that's a full-round action
45:48 <Mekkis> ok
45:51 <Rawlins> DROWN THE RATS
45:56 <gahiji> lol
46:05 <Mekkis> it's now gahiji's turn
46:46 <Rawlins> smite the rats gahiji
46:47 <gahiji> move 20ft west and fire an arrow at the swarm
46:49 <Rawlins> smite them as hard as you can
46:53 <Rawlins> what?
46:55 <Rawlins> they're just going to follow you
47:12 <Mekkis> gahiji, roll it
47:12 <gahiji> but Kaleb is much closer
47:19 <gahiji> !throw 1d20+5
47:20 <diebot> gahiji, 1d20+5: [1d20=8] 13
47:30 <Mekkis> miss
47:35 <gahiji> bah humbug
47:42 <Rawlins> you never rolled for arrow breakage mekkis
47:45 <Rawlins> that's four times
47:54 <Mekkis> gahiji, do you care?
47:58 <gahiji> not particularly
48:02 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6 Rawlins 
48:02 <diebot> Mekkis, Rawlins: [1d6=4] 4
48:06 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6 Kaleb 
48:06 <diebot> Mekkis, Kaleb: [1d6=2] 2
48:10 <Mekkis> two fort saves each
48:12 <gahiji> i'm just tallying arrows as i fire
48:17 <Rawlins> huh?
48:21 <Rawlins> the rats got into the water with me?
48:24 <Mekkis> rats can swim
48:29 <Mekkis> can you?
48:31 <Rawlins> yes i can
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48:40 <Rawlins> but...won't they drown if i go underwater
48:48 <Mekkis> perhaps
48:53 <gahiji> you have to hold your breath longer than them
48:56 <Mekkis> in the meantime, two fort saves
48:59 <Rawlins> with my huge lungs
49:01 <Rawlins> lol
49:09 <Rawlins> compared to their tiny little ones...
49:14 <Rawlins> i think i have a good chance
49:18 <Rawlins> mm
49:20 <Rawlins> 21/30
49:28 <Rawlins> !throw 2#2d20+6
49:28 <diebot> Rawlins, 2#2d20+6: [2d20=1,2] 9, [2d20=6,16] 28
49:30 <Mekkis> Kaleb, two fortitude saves
49:37 <Kaleb> @fort
49:38 <diebot> Kaleb, fortitude: [1d20=3] 4
49:38 <diebot> Kaleb, fortitude: [1d20=5] 6
49:40 <Rawlins> oops
49:41 <Kaleb> D:
49:42 <Mekkis> ok
49:46 <Rawlins> it was supposed to be
49:49 <Mekkis> it's now Cairo's turn
49:49 <Rawlins> 1 and 2 then
50:17 <Kaleb> Rawlins: They need less oxygen circulating to stop drowning than you do
50:31 <Rawlins> do they now
50:50 <gahiji> and technically the swarm could just rotate biting you and going up for air with the rest of the swarm
50:51 <Kaleb> I mean, to keep from drowning
51:03 <Rawlins> are you so sure they're so smart
51:07 <Mekkis> it's now Cairo's turn
51:28 <Mekkis> Cairo/
51:29 <Cairo> I can shoot the swarms and affec them yeah
51:30 <Mekkis> ?
51:34 <Mekkis> nope
51:49 <Cairo> just melee them?
51:52 <Rawlins> mekkis
51:56 <Rawlins> how do they keep their grip on me
52:00 <Mekkis> actually
52:01 <Rawlins> in the water
52:02 <Mekkis> you can
52:04 <Rawlins> can i shake them off
52:04 <Mekkis> shoot them
52:08 <gahiji> holding on with their teeth
52:16 <Rawlins> biting on my chain shirt
52:17 <Rawlins> sure
52:20 <Mekkis> Rawlins, not easily
52:22 <Cairo> I'll shoot the ones east of Kaleb
52:23 <Rawlins> ugh
52:24 <gahiji> and their beady little eyes
52:26 <Cairo> !throw 1d20
52:26 <diebot> Cairo, 1d20: [1d20=17] 17
52:27 <Mekkis> ok
52:29 <Cairo> !throw 1d8
52:30 <Mekkis> hits
52:30 <diebot> Cairo, 1d8: [1d8=8] 8
52:33 <Mekkis> ok
52:35 <gahiji> nice
52:45 <Mekkis> move action remains
53:02 <Cairo> do I have enough movement to mount mr ed
53:06 <Rawlins> yes
53:10 <Cairo> I do so
53:10 <Rawlins> mount is a move action
53:11 <Mekkis> no
53:17 <Cairo> ok, I move up to him then
53:21 <Mekkis> ok
53:21 <Cairo> 3n
53:28 <Mekkis> Kaleb, you're Nauseated, and can thing of nothing except "get them off!"
53:29 <gahiji> quick mount ride check?
53:34 <Mekkis> it's now your turn
53:49 <Cairo> I have a ride skill of -1
53:51 <Mekkis> gahiji, can't do that unless you've got an unused move action
53:56 <Mekkis> iirc
54:01 <Rawlins> nope
54:03 <Rawlins> its a free action
54:25 <gahiji> only if you win the check
54:30 <gahiji> otherwise it counts as move
54:32 <gahiji> just read it
54:35 <Mekkis>   Fast Mount or Dismount: You can attempt to mount or
54:35 <Mekkis> dismount from a mount of up to one size category larger
54:35 <Mekkis> than yourself as a free action, provided that you still have a
54:35 <Mekkis> move action available that round. \
54:45 <Mekkis> regardless, it's now Kaleb's turn
54:55 <gahiji> so it's more making the check to save your move action and look cool doing it
55:12 <Mekkis> who is nauseated
55:30 <Kaleb> I try to shake them off
55:39 <Rawlins> ah
55:40 <Rawlins> right
55:55 <Mekkis> that's a standard action
55:59 <Mekkis> you only have a move action
56:00 <Rawlins> am i nauseated with a 7
56:01 <Kaleb> "Ahhh! GET THEM OFF"
56:01 <Rawlins> mekkis
56:13 <Kaleb> where did my standard action go?
56:15 <Cairo> can we actually do anything to assist getting them off
56:20 <Cairo> we can't shoot at them, can we
56:25 <Mekkis> you can
56:31 <Mekkis> Rawlins, yes
56:34 <Kaleb> I'd rather you didn't shoot me
56:35 <Cairo> without affecting the person within?
56:50 <Rawlins> and an 8?
56:52 <Mekkis>   Nauseated: Creatures with the nauseated condition
56:52 <Mekkis> experience stomach distress. Nauseated creatures are
56:52 <Mekkis> unable to attack, cast spells, concentrate on spells, or do
56:52 <Mekkis> anything else requiring attention. The only action such a
56:52 <Mekkis> character can take is a single move actions per turn.
56:53 <kapow> omg home from work
56:54 <Rawlins> i threw too many dice
56:54 <kapow> FML
57:04 <Mekkis> Rawlins, I know: I compensated
57:08 <Kaleb> Dang
57:47 <Kaleb> Short of setting fire to myself, I don't see what I can do with a move action
57:57 <Kaleb> and even setting fire to myself will take a while
57:59 <Rawlins> move vigorously
58:08 <gahiji> just move
58:09 * Kaleb runs screaming up the road
58:14 <Rawlins> lol
58:20 <Mekkis> NW?
58:23 <Kaleb> yep
58:29 <Mekkis> it's now Rawlins' turn
58:33 <Rawlins> so mekkis, i'm nauseated?
58:34 <Mekkis> who's in a similar condition
58:36 <Mekkis> yeah
58:37 <Rawlins> yay
58:42 <Mekkis> start by attempting a swim check
58:46 <Rawlins> swim more!
58:51 <Rawlins> hrm
59:06 <Rawlins> !throw 1d20+7 swim
59:06 <diebot> Rawlins, swim: [1d20=12] 19
59:19 <Rawlins> how far can i swim?
59:19 <Mekkis> ok
59:25 <Mekkis> you can swim 1/4 of your speed
59:27 <Rawlins> 1/4?
59:28 <Rawlins> ok
59:38 <Rawlins> ermmm
59:40 <Rawlins> 1/4 of 60' 
59:42 <Rawlins> 15
59:47 <Rawlins> i swim 15'
59:48 <Mekkis> 60'?
59:57 <Rawlins> errm
59:58 <Rawlins> sorry
59:59 <gahiji> 30'
00:01 <Rawlins> 1/4 of 30'
00:10 <Mekkis> 7.5
00:12 <Rawlins> i swim south 7.5'
00:13 <Rawlins> yeah
00:19 <Mekkis> ok
00:25 <Rawlins> doing it underwater 
00:27 <Mekkis> it's now gahiji's turn
00:33 <gahiji> rapid shot rats
00:34 <gahiji> @rapid
00:35 <diebot> gahiji, attack: [1d20=18] 21, [1d20=4] 7; damage: [1d8=1] 5, [1d8=5] 9
00:36 <Mekkis> Rawlins, what's your con?
00:40 <Rawlins> 12
00:55 <Rawlins> how long can i stay underwater for?
01:00 <Mekkis> hmmm
01:13 <Mekkis> 24 rounds, assuming you don't do anything strenuous
01:19 <Mekkis> then you start making con checks
01:21 <Rawlins> moving is not too strenuous, right?
01:33 <Rawlins> k not a problem
01:44 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6 bitin' Rawlins 
01:44 <diebot> Mekkis, bitin' Rawlins: [1d6=2] 2
01:48 <Rawlins> oh come on
01:51 <Rawlins> drown already
01:51 <Mekkis> Rawlins, two fortitude saves
01:52 <gahiji> nom nom nom
02:03 <Mekkis> it's now Cairo's turn
02:06 <Rawlins> 19/30
02:14 <Rawlins> !throw 2#1d20+6
02:14 <diebot> Rawlins, 2#1d20+6: [1d20=16] 22, [1d20=1] 7
02:17 <gahiji> where's a bard with perform(wind instruments) when you need him
02:20 <Rawlins> lol
02:21 <Rawlins> piping
02:28 <Rawlins> oh great nauseated again
02:30 <Rawlins> bloody dice
02:41 <Rawlins> i just love mekkis's dice
02:43 <Rawlins> i swear
02:47 <Mekkis> it's now Cairo's turn
03:07 <Rawlins> why are ALL the rats swimming with me?
03:08 <gahiji> note to self: definately buy more than one alch fire
03:23 <Rawlins> jesus christ
03:29 <Mekkis> they need to stick together
03:32 <Mekkis> Cairo?
03:35 <Rawlins> DROWN FFS
03:37 <Mekkis> Cairo delays
03:42 <Mekkis> it's now Kaleb's turn
03:58 * Kaleb continues to run screaming up the street
04:10 <gahiji> is he still nauseated?
04:13 <Kaleb> (N)
04:14 <Mekkis> you're no longer nauseated...
04:16 <Rawlins> no
04:18 <Kaleb> oh, am I?
04:19 <Kaleb> ok
04:24 <Rawlins> look at the freaking map
04:32 <Kaleb> I can't keep it open the whole time
04:38 <Mekkis> why not?
04:43 <Kaleb> it's like 7/8 the size of my screen
04:54 <Mekkis> it's not like you need to alt+tab into minecraft or anything
05:00 <Cairo> bloody hell
05:02 * Cairo scrolls down
05:24 <Rawlins> 7/8?
05:25 <Rawlins> resize it?
05:43 <Kaleb> I can't, then the map won't line up
06:05 <Cairo> the map shouldn't move along the grid when you resize it
06:16 <Cairo> like you only need to be able to see the docks
06:59 <Kaleb> Oh yeah, scrollbars exist...
07:04 <Mekkis> regardless, Kaleb, what are you doing?
07:20 <Kaleb> I sneak inside to see whats up
07:22 <gahiji> can we kill the rats already so we can rescue the people tied up and find where we're going next
07:38 <Mekkis> gahiji, that would be smart
07:54 <Cairo> if they're in the water, isn't it just a matter of you getting out of the water
08:33 <Rawlins> i was hoping they'd all drown
08:39 <Rawlins> rats don't have much con
09:03 <Mekkis> Kaleb, directions
09:40 <Mekkis> ?
10:14 <gahiji> kaleb delays 
10:17 <Kaleb> 2SE, 1E
10:30 <Kaleb> I only move half speed while sneaking, right?
10:31 <Mekkis> why did it take you so goddamn long?
10:34 <Mekkis> yeah
10:47 <Cairo> someone throw him a rope
10:47 <Mekkis> it's now Cairo's turn
10:56 <Cairo> I take out my rope and throw it towards Rawlins
11:25 <Cairo> once he grabs it, I'll pull him in
11:32 <Cairo> and the other 2 yoho's can help me if they are so inclined
11:40 <Mekkis> you're a bit far away, you know
11:47 <Cairo> it's a 50ft rope
12:04 <Mekkis> make a ranged attack
12:08 <Mekkis> roll
12:10 <Cairo> !throw 1d20
12:10 <diebot> Cairo, 1d20: [1d20=16] 16
12:11 <Rawlins> what's his strength
12:16 <Rawlins> there's a range increment for strength
12:18 <Cairo> +0
12:26 <Cairo> that's a fantastic reason the others can help
12:31 <Mekkis> the end of the rope lands there
12:36 <Rawlins> lands where?
12:37 <Cairo> what
12:40 <gahiji> we can't help throw it, only pull him in
12:42 <Mekkis> it's now Rawlins' turn
12:42 <Rawlins> lol
12:54 <Rawlins> i swim to the dock
12:54 <Cairo> how the hell did that happen
12:56 <Mekkis> you're nauseated
12:56 <Rawlins> w
13:06 <Mekkis> roll swim firsyt
13:09 <Mekkis> first
13:56 <Rawlins> !throw 1d20+6
13:56 <diebot> Rawlins, 1d20+6: [1d20=16] 22
14:00 <Mekkis> sure
14:06 <Rawlins> to the docks
14:09 <Mekkis> roll climb to get up
14:29 <Rawlins> !throw 1d20+7
14:30 <diebot> Rawlins, 1d20+7: [1d20=16] 23
14:38 <Mekkis> you climb up
14:38 <Mekkis> it's now gahiji's turn
14:43 <gahiji> rapid shot rodents
14:45 <gahiji> @rapid
14:45 <diebot> gahiji, attack: [1d20=9] 12, [1d20=6] 9; damage: [1d8=3] 7, [1d8=2] 6
14:53 <Mekkis> missing
14:55 <gahiji> bah
14:59 <gahiji> brb
15:08 <gahiji> should be back before my turn comes around again
15:16 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6 damage
15:16 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [1d6=1] 1
15:22 <Mekkis> Rawlins, two fort saves
15:31 <Mekkis> then it's Cairo's turn
15:57 <Cairo> well
16:09 <Cairo> if the rope trick isn't working, I guess I'll just shoot them
16:14 <Cairo> !throw 1d20
16:15 <Rawlins> 18/30
16:15 <diebot> Cairo, 1d20: [1d20=10] 10
16:20 <Mekkis> missing
16:21 <Rawlins> !throw 2#1d20+6
16:21 <diebot> Rawlins, 2#1d20+6: [1d20=17] 23, [1d20=13] 19
16:42 <Mekkis> move action remains
18:00 <Cairo> I mount mr ed
18:13 <Cairo> who moves south up to gahiji
18:24 <Mekkis> it's now Kaleb's turn
18:44 <Kaleb> he continues sneaking
18:51 <Kaleb> 20ft E
19:05 <Mekkis> it's now Rawlins' turn
20:48 <Rawlins> still nauseated?
20:49 <Kaleb> gotta go, sorry
21:02 <Mekkis> nope
21:08 Kaleb is now known as Brunius_AFK
21:27 <Rawlins> move 5' w
21:34 <Rawlins> erm
21:36 <Rawlins> move 10' west
21:38 <Rawlins> and powerattack
21:43 <Mekkis> roll it
21:54 <Rawlins> !throw 1d20+8 GET THESE FREAKING RATS OFF ME
21:55 <diebot> Rawlins, GET THESE FREAKING RATS OFF ME: [1d20=10] 18
22:01 <Mekkis> roll damage
22:07 <Rawlins> !throw 1d12+9 DIEEEEE
22:07 <diebot> Rawlins, DIEEEEE: [1d12=7] 16
22:30 <Mekkis> the rat swarm squeaks, curls up, and dies
22:33 <gahiji> finally
22:42 <Rawlins> whew
22:49 <gahiji> untie and question the dudes inside, asking if any of them know the people we're looking for
22:54 <gahiji> and where they may have been taken
23:21 <gahiji> going to follow cairo's lead while i go out and have a smoke
23:46 <Mekkis> you find five people hog-tied with rope
23:52 <Cairo> what's my lead
24:06 <Cairo> mr ed clops inside
24:32 <Cairo> I'll give everyone a channelling heal first, I guess
24:36 <Mekkis> it's probably best to end it there
24:42 <Cairo> can I roll the heal
24:50 <Mekkis> if you want to
24:53 <Cairo> !throw 2d6+1
24:53 <diebot> Cairo, 2d6+1: [2d6=4,1] 6
25:11 <Cairo> should put everyone but rawlins on full
25:35 <Mekkis> gahiji, tell me when you're back
25:51 <Mekkis> I'm rather disappointed with the progress today
25:53 <Rawlins> 25/30
26:00 <Rawlins> erm
26:00 <Cairo> what happened
26:02 <Rawlins> 24/30
26:12 <Mekkis> you tell me...
26:33 <Cairo> do you mean by how far we got
26:57 <Cairo> sorry, are we ending it
27:05 <Mekkis> pathfinders are supposed to be a little more decisive, and show more initiative than you did today. I don't really mind that, though.
27:20 <Mekkis> what I do mind, is people who aren't paying attention during a session
27:51 <Cairo> the only turn I missed was because I scrolled up at one point and forgot to scroll back down
27:56 <Cairo> I was paying attention everytime you said my name
28:17 <Mekkis> it's more aimed at Brunius
28:23 Cairo is now known as Avatar
34:27 <Mekkis> most of the time, kicking in the door can be a viable strategy
34:46 <Avatar> surely not if it's barricaded
35:02 <Mekkis> if it's barricaded, you need to kick harder
36:20 <Avatar> except that we didn't
36:23 <Avatar> there was another entrance
36:30 <Mekkis> yeah
36:37 <Avatar> I thought the diversion plan was good
36:40 <Mekkis> you took an hour deciding how to go there
36:49 <Avatar> not sure why our plan got completely screwed
36:59 <Mekkis> because you didn't execute it?
37:39 <Avatar> yes, I don't know why
38:01 <Mekkis> several reasons
38:14 <Mekkis> one, because some of the members weren't paying attention
38:23 <Mekkis> two, because noone took charge
38:56 <gahiji> noone takes charge because noone wants to go in alone, and we sit and bicker
39:04 <Avatar> we didn't need anyone to take charge
39:08 <Avatar> the plan was there
39:13 gahiji is now known as hatter
39:19 <Mekkis> of course noone wants to go in alone
39:24 <Avatar> Kaleb was going in alone
39:26 <Mekkis> that's almost suicide
39:32 <Mekkis> he didn't want to
39:33 <Avatar> hardly
39:35 <Avatar> he was stealthing
39:42 <Avatar> if things go awry, you move back
39:48 <Mekkis> Avatar, you can't rely on stealth
39:54 <Avatar> why not
40:11 <Mekkis> because it can only be used in very borderline situations
40:22 <Mekkis> unless magically augmented
40:47 <Avatar> not sure why you think that
40:53 <Avatar> what borderline situations
41:18 <Mekkis> you can't hide in areas of normal or bright light
41:22 <Mekkis> you can't hide while being observe
41:23 <Rawlins> unless you take a feat
41:24 <Mekkis> d
41:27 <Rawlins> unless you take another feat
41:34 <Mekkis> Rawlins, no, a class feature
41:43 <Mekkis> and a feat
42:00 <Mekkis> and regardless, if you're discovered, it's extremely hard to rehide
42:06 <Avatar> he wasn't being observed
42:09 <Avatar> he only had to be quiet
42:39 <Mekkis> Avatar, you've played a rogue, once, haven't you?
42:47 <Avatar> yeah
42:52 <Mekkis> what was your survival rate like?
43:02 <Avatar> I died by poison
43:06 <Avatar> really nasty poison
44:23 <Mekkis> that was one of your deaths
45:34 <Avatar> I only died once
46:49 <Mekkis> I thought you died twice
47:00 <Rawlins> Rogue, then Bard
47:05 Rawlins is now known as Jevouse
47:16 <Mekkis> but basically, as a rogue, once your cover's blown, you don't have many options
47:32 <Jevouse> this is where acrobatics comes in
47:36 <Mekkis> and what was sneaking in going to achieve anyway?
47:36 <Jevouse> OUT THE WINDOW
47:45 <Jevouse> sneak in and sneak attack the man
47:48 <Jevouse> for a million damage
48:27 <hatter> sneaking isn't as viable in pathfinder either because everything has perception
48:44 <hatter> but it doesn't cost anything to try and get the drop on em
50:25 <Mekkis> I suppose the real question is, what do you hope to achieve
50:26 <Jevouse> yeah
50:34 <Jevouse> a surprise round would be nice mekkis
50:40 <Jevouse> that's one
50:44 <Mekkis> Jevouse, you had one
50:46 <Avatar> the only option he needed was to run back
50:54 <Avatar> which was always there except for the rickety dock
50:56 <Mekkis> over slippery deck
51:04 <Mekkis> ie. it wasn't there
51:22 <Avatar> I think we're only just warming up to these rules about docks outside bars
51:35 <Mekkis> heh
51:47 <Mekkis> charge in and fight often works?
51:55 <Jevouse> it does often work
52:32 <Avatar> I would feel better knowing what's going on first and then planning to get an advantage
52:34 <Jevouse> and avatar was the one naysaying my brilliant plan to charge the door
52:45 <Jevouse> while kaleb stuck a million knives into the man
52:47 <Avatar> charging the door would be planting yourself into a wall
52:55 <Jevouse> uh no
52:55 <Avatar> attacking the door to make noise is a great plan
53:09 <Jevouse> do you know what my attack on that door is
53:10 <Jevouse> lol
53:16 <Jevouse> double damage charge with the lance
53:18 <Jevouse> sure to break
53:32 <Avatar> that was a better plan than 3 of you stealthing inside
53:44 <Mekkis> yes
53:45 <Jevouse> you should get stealth too avatar
53:47 <Mekkis> it would have been
53:56 <Mekkis> then there would have been 4 in the fight at the start
53:59 <Jevouse> then we can ALL sneak inside
53:59 <Mekkis> rather than 3
54:03 <Jevouse> ohoho
54:17 <Avatar> if you're ever using stealth, it should only be a single person
54:29 <Avatar> or MAYBE two, if you have two good stealthers
54:33 <Jevouse> so mekkis
54:35 <Avatar> which we don't
54:40 <Jevouse> how do i reduce casting cost of progenitus
54:49 <Mekkis> Jevouse, you don't
55:04 <Jevouse> no i'm making him my commander
55:07 <Jevouse> you have to tell me 
55:18 <Jevouse> i love hardcasting that hydra
55:39 <Jevouse> i know there are decks which replace one green creature with another
03:14 <Mekkis> Dream Halls
06:54 <Avatar> ah, no LSK tomorrow I think
07:10 <Avatar> `op
07:16 <Mekkis> why is that?
07:19 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
07:23 <Avatar> kapow is at his sister's 30th
07:37 <Avatar> I guess he could do a follow up job 
07:44 <Avatar> we could do a short game
07:49 <Jevouse> we could do more PFS
07:53 <Jevouse> are we doing EM ?
07:57 <Avatar> yeah more value to do PFS or EM
08:07 <Avatar> when are we starting those 
08:10 <Avatar> did we move it back to 10am
09:43 <Mekkis> Avatar, as I see it, Kade and Kendall are going to the swamp together
09:52 <Mekkis> and Katesh is going to willow ridge
09:59 <Avatar> oh yeah
10:01 <Avatar> ugh
10:21 <Jevouse> so meks
10:23 <Jevouse> EM or PFS?
10:24 <Avatar> I would like to put off the game until the 4 of you are here
10:24 <Jevouse> tomorrow
10:37 <Mekkis> I'd rather EM personally
10:47 <Mekkis> unless people actually pay attention in PFS
11:47 <Jevouse> kk
11:55 <Jevouse> is balls fine with that
12:04 <Jevouse> better ask him before he backs out again
12:19 <Mekkis> where is balls
12:34 <Jevouse> i don't know, he's been rather distant lately, hasn't he
12:38 <Avatar> do you mean people being brunius
12:51 <Avatar> if anyone's not paying attention, name some names
12:59 <Mekkis> brunius
14:33 <Mekkis> http://xkcd.com/865/
14:35 <Mekkis> hehe
16:22 <Avatar> what happened in 1998
16:51 <Mekkis> they decided that IPv6 should be 128 bits
17:09 <Mekkis> and that each connection should get given a /64 to route
17:10 <Avatar> icic
17:33 <Jevouse> yeah so basically 
17:38 <Jevouse> they made too many nanobots
17:48 <Jevouse> and ran out of bits
18:00 <Mekkis> Jevouse, similar to what's happening now
18:07 <Jevouse> i know
18:11 <Mekkis> they've made too many computers, and ran out of IPs
18:13 <Jevouse> heh
18:24 <Jevouse> wonder why they didn't make v4 128 bit
18:39 <Jevouse> their projections so lousy
19:27 <Mekkis> because when they made it, a kilobyte was a lot of data, and computers had stopped taking up buildings, and only took up rooms
19:39 <Jevouse> that figures
19:44 <Jevouse> the other thing is
19:52 <Jevouse> why didn't we have v5
20:02 <Mekkis> it was already used
20:10 <Jevouse> v5.5?
20:16 <Mekkis> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Stream_Protocol
20:16 <Jevouse> or well, something to stall more time
20:20 <Jevouse> yeah
20:21 <Jevouse> i know
20:39 <Mekkis> Jevouse, they're already using NAT to stall for more time
21:00 <Jevouse> yeah i guess
21:16 <Jevouse> although there are people still not behind NAT
21:48 <Mekkis> of course
22:05 <Mekkis> most mobile devices don't use it
22:08 <Mekkis> thank god
22:11 <Jevouse> lol
22:14 <Mekkis> all servers don't
22:16 <Mekkis> thank god
22:27 <Mekkis> http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1606.txt
23:02 <Jevouse> ipv9???
23:07 <Mekkis> read it
23:36 <Mekkis> Whilst there are still many addresses unallocated the available space
23:37 <Mekkis>    has been sharply decreased. The discovery of intelligent life on
23:37 <Mekkis>    other solar systems with the parallel discovery of a faster-than-
23:37 <Mekkis>    light transport stack is the main cause. This enables real time
23:37 <Mekkis>    communication with them, and has made the allocation of world-size
23:37 <Mekkis>    address spaces necessary, at the level 3 routing hierarchy. There is
23:39 <Mekkis>    still only 1 global (spatial) level 2 galaxy wide network required
23:41 <Mekkis>    for this galaxy, although the establishment of permanent space
23:43 <Mekkis>    stations in deep space may start to exhaust this.
24:09 <Jevouse> lol
24:11 <Jevouse> i read it
25:20 <Mekkis> Conclusions
25:20 <Mekkis>    Those who do not study history, are doomed to repeat it.
25:55 <Jevouse> yes
39:14 <Mekkis> Jevouse, got a deck yet?
41:46 <Jevouse> away
44:57 <Jevouse> run OCTGN on Mono
45:00 <Jevouse> like a good linux user
49:42 <Mekkis> a good linux used doesn't run mono
51:06 <Mekkis> where do you get the MTG OCTGN pack from anyway?
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