// #australia — 2023-04-16
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00:26:00 <eddie> ......................... 13 Hides
00:27:00 <eddie> 6 oops
00:27:00 <eddie> umm slyvester like at TwistedBlister42 ?
00:31:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah
01:39:00 <Steve> sorry Bonny ,was afk
01:40:00 <Steve> was at mums and now im doing washing atm, but here
01:41:00 <TwistedBlister42> she went to bed
01:42:00 <Steve> sure...
09:59:00 <DragonMaster> 8Laughing 8Out 8Loud
11:36:00 <DragonMaster> TwistedBlister42 :)
11:38:00 <TwistedBlister42> hey
11:43:00 <DragonMaster> sup
11:44:00 <TwistedBlister42> not much going to go do mowing at some stage
11:44:00 <TwistedBlister42> just being lazy
11:45:00 <DragonMaster> sweet
11:49:00 <DragonMaster> I don't feel like doing anything either
11:49:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah but it needs doing
11:49:00 <TwistedBlister42> and 2 of us will smash it out
11:50:00 <DragonMaster> smash it out hey lol
11:51:00 <TwistedBlister42> yah both of us are on Ozempic
11:51:00 <TwistedBlister42> and no not that kind of smash
11:51:00 <DragonMaster> fair enough
11:51:00 <TwistedBlister42> we have a biggish yard
11:51:00 <TwistedBlister42> between the two of us it will take about 1.5 hours
11:51:00 <DragonMaster> time to pick the weeds
11:52:00 <TwistedBlister42> i'll just weed killer them and harvest my cayenne peppers
11:52:00 <TwistedBlister42> one with a mower the other with a whipper snipper
11:52:00 <TwistedBlister42> :p
11:53:00 <DragonMaster> yer I remember my dog used to bite the whipper snipper spool all the time
11:53:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
11:54:00 <DragonMaster> so I whip lashed him on the ass with it *Big Mistake* coz he then had a big bark and bit the whole spool off
11:55:00 <DragonMaster> $600 or so later in vet bills and a new spool haha
11:55:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
11:55:00 <TwistedBlister42> my bros dog ate the grass from the mower catcher
11:56:00 <TwistedBlister42> Buzz is very blonde and silly
11:56:00 <DragonMaster> coz he had whip lash on his ass and 3 broken teeth
11:56:00 <TwistedBlister42> god lol
11:56:00 <DragonMaster> all this could of been avoided if only I chained him up
11:56:00 <DragonMaster> haha
11:56:00 <TwistedBlister42> true
11:58:00 <DragonMaster> cunt of a thing comes back home with patches around its ass area and tail from where the cord hit him when I lashed him
11:59:00 <DragonMaster> just reved the whipper snipper and right come here cunt haha
11:59:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
11:59:00 <DragonMaster> he started this shit by biting the spool in the first place
11:59:00 <DragonMaster> then I cop the vet bill
11:59:00 <DragonMaster> haha
12:03:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol lil turd
12:05:00 <DragonMaster> I went to coles with my partner and son get drinks n etc soon as I pull up in the drive way my misses said oh no fucking food again I said well u didn't ask she said because I wanted kfc and it wasn't there so back out we go coz she made me feel really bad haha
12:08:00 <TwistedBlister42> ouch lol
12:10:00 <TwistedBlister42> words on a tomb stone
12:10:00 <TwistedBlister42> here lies Frank the wank
12:10:00 <TwistedBlister42> well then i guess i know how he died
12:10:00 <TwistedBlister42> wanked himself to death?
12:11:00 <TwistedBlister42> https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=548302447503592
20:07:00 <DragonMaster> Bonny
20:08:00 <Bonny> yes DragonMaster?
20:08:00 <DragonMaster> how are you
20:08:00 <Bonny> I'm ok thanks... you?
20:08:00 <DragonMaster> getting Gray hairs
20:08:00 <DragonMaster> :(
20:09:00 <Bonny> my head is full of it
20:09:00 <DragonMaster> kid driving me nuts lol
20:09:00 <Bonny> which one?
20:09:00 <DragonMaster> my youngest
20:09:00 <Bonny> the baby
20:09:00 <DragonMaster> yer
20:09:00 <Bonny> awww he is only a baby
20:09:00 <DragonMaster> driving me up the bloody wall
20:10:00 <Bonny> crying?
20:11:00 <DragonMaster> crying isn't the word from the moment he woke up until now always sookey been fed been bathed been burped been changed shuts up for 5 minutes then back at it again
20:11:00 <Bonny> hmmmm
20:12:00 <Bonny> something is upsetting him
20:12:00 <DragonMaster> not sure
20:12:00 <Bonny> he isn't normally like that is he
20:13:00 <DragonMaster> just cries for no reason then when ya crack the shits he laughs at ya
20:13:00 <Bonny> lol
20:13:00 <DragonMaster> swear he does it deliberately
20:13:00 <DragonMaster> lol
20:14:00 <Bonny> brb
20:22:00 <Bonny> back
20:38:00 <DragonMaster> wb
20:38:00 <Bonny> ta
21:20:00 <DragonMaster> wheres that Steve
21:20:00 <Bonny> no idea. and who cares
21:21:00 <DragonMaster> i do coz i want to hang shit on him again :)
21:21:00 <Bonny> he's boring
21:22:00 <DragonMaster> said he was gonna come to brisbane and belt my head in if i kept going
21:22:00 <Bonny> lol
21:23:00 <DragonMaster> its true :P
21:23:00 <Bonny> he can't fight out of a wet paperbag
21:23:00 <DragonMaster> its gonna be interesting when i put a canon on his chin :P
21:24:00 <DragonMaster> then what he just wasted a flight or train ride for nothing
21:24:00 <DragonMaster> or just to get knocked out 12Laughing 12Out 12Loud
21:24:00 <Bonny> he would need to find you and won't know what you look like
21:24:00 <DragonMaster> oh ill tell him exactly where ill be :P
21:24:00 <Bonny> nor knows your name
21:24:00 <DragonMaster> he might beat me tho Bonny
21:25:00 <Bonny> lol
21:25:00 <DragonMaster> coz ill be 2 busy laughing at him going off
21:25:00 <Bonny> he wouldn't dare catch a flight to brisbane..
21:26:00 <DragonMaster> i felt sorry later on after beating up 2 guys on my own at the old motel :P
21:27:00 <Bonny> uhuh
21:27:00 <DragonMaster> they kept pissing me off slamming their door at all hours
21:27:00 <Bonny> fair enuff
21:27:00 <DragonMaster> bit my tongue for a while
21:28:00 <DragonMaster> just about to fall into a nice comfy sleep then *BANG*
21:30:00 <DragonMaster> im like right thats it i have warned theses cunts so up i got put my shoes shorts and t shirt on open my door then kick my wire door open coz i was really angry then kicked there door wide open and said RIGHT I FUCKING WARNED YOU CUNTS then belted the fuck out of them stacey had to drag me out 9Ha9Ha
21:31:00 <Bonny> lol
21:38:00 <DragonMaster> thats old news thougnt i would share
21:39:00 <DragonMaster> and he reckons he came here and beat me 13Laughing 13Out 13Loud
21:39:00 <Bonny> lol
21:40:00 <Bonny> who's dragonmaster_ >?
21:41:00 <DragonMaster> probably him being a smart ass
21:41:00 <Bonny> doubt it.. he isn't very smart
21:41:00 <DragonMaster> its not me
21:41:00 <Bonny> it's using free irc
21:41:00 <Bonny> are you sure?
21:42:00 <DragonMaster> nah its me :P
21:42:00 <Bonny> why are you on twice?
21:42:00 <Bonny> are you using a shell?
21:43:00 <DragonMaster> yer
21:43:00 <Bonny> cool
21:44:00 <Bonny> got a znc on it?
21:44:00 <Bonny> I'm using a znc
21:44:00 <DragonMaster> 2
21:44:00 <Bonny> why do you need 2? lol
21:44:00 <DragonMaster> i didn't
21:45:00 <Bonny> ok
21:45:00 <DragonMaster> they were offered 2 me
21:45:00 <DragonMaster> so i didnt wanna be rude
21:45:00 <DragonMaster> so i took their offer
21:45:00 <Bonny> fair enuff
21:45:00 <Bonny> it's a free shell eh?
21:45:00 <DragonMaster> so i connected it here
21:45:00 <DragonMaster> yer
21:45:00 <Bonny> cool
21:46:00 <DragonMaster> they gave me a vps and shell for free
21:46:00 <Bonny> maybe connect a gaming bot?
21:46:00 <DragonMaster> im using a vps
21:46:00 <Bonny> how did you get a free vps.. I want one
21:46:00 <Bonny> lol
21:52:00 <DragonMaster> i got a free vps with my very own persional ip i can set to what ever i like
21:52:00 <Bonny> how?
21:52:00 <DragonMaster> -
21:52:00 <DragonMaster> [21:52pm] * Dns resolving dragonmaster.host.ircnow.org
21:52:00 <DragonMaster> [21:52pm] * Dns resolved dragonmaster.host.ircnow.org to 38.87.162.27
21:52:00 <DragonMaster> [21:52pm] * Dns resolving 38.87.162.27
21:52:00 <DragonMaster> [21:52pm] * Dns resolved 38.87.162.27 to dragonmaster.host.ircnow.org
21:52:00 <DragonMaster> :P
21:53:00 <Bonny> yeah how did you get a free vps?
21:53:00 <Bonny> I want one
21:54:00 <eddie> coffee time now
21:55:00 <DragonMaster> well you have to go over to there irc network and apply to become 1 of their stuff then you join a team after they train you
21:55:00 <Bonny> I'm wondering if steve is an oper on ircnow
21:56:00 <Bonny> cos he is an oper on a network
21:56:00 <DragonMaster> aparently so he is 1 unfortnaly over there
21:57:00 <Bonny> so it is ircnow that steve is an oper on?
21:57:00 <DragonMaster> correct
21:57:00 <DragonMaster> theres like 40+ ircops there
21:57:00 <Bonny> lol
21:57:00 <Bonny> so all the users are opers lol
21:58:00 <DragonMaster> [21:57pm] There are 963 users and 7 services on 15 servers
21:58:00 <DragonMaster> [21:57pm] 48 operator(s) online
21:58:00 <DragonMaster> [21:57pm] 1 unknown connection(s)
21:58:00 <DragonMaster> [21:57pm] 920 channels formed
21:58:00 <DragonMaster> [21:57pm] I have 53 users, 0 services and 1 servers
21:58:00 <Bonny> 963 users.. that's more than on here
21:58:00 <DragonMaster> its american based thats why
21:59:00 <Bonny> ahhhh ok
21:59:00 <DragonMaster> i still think half of them are clones
21:59:00 <Bonny> probably
22:01:00 <DragonMaster> i got one of there irc servers configured just haven't been bothered to link it
22:02:00 <Bonny> ok
22:02:00 <Bonny> 48 opers is a lot of opers on one network
22:04:00 <DragonMaster> i warned them about Steve as they asked me if i was his friend as they told me its been over 6 months and he didn't complete his training and i completed mine within 3 days
22:04:00 <Bonny> it's not hard to be an oper
22:04:00 <Bonny> steve doesn't have the brain capacity
22:05:00 <DragonMaster> im not a oper there they offered me to be one i turned it down coz i don't want the responsabillitys
22:06:00 <Bonny> it's boring lol
22:06:00 <DragonMaster> last time i was ever a oper was over 10 years ago now 11Laughing 11Out 11Loud
22:06:00 <TwistedBlister42> all steve is good for is fuckin up his windows 10 registry by playing with it
22:07:00 <Bonny> I don't remember how long I've been an oper
22:07:00 <TwistedBlister42> he also whines about trolls on here
22:07:00 <Bonny> probably over 10 years now
22:07:00 <TwistedBlister42> but there is none where he is
22:08:00 <DragonMaster> they can see that over there i got told he wasn't going to last 2 long as they want to remove his vps and o line
22:09:00 <TwistedBlister42> he bragged last time about how he glines and o-lines the trolling cunts
22:09:00 <TwistedBlister42> his words not mine i just said oh cool and ignored him
22:12:00 <Bonny> there are no trolls
22:13:00 <Bonny> pong is a troll but he doesn't stay long
22:13:00 <Bonny> bird hasn't been on in awhile
22:13:00 <Bonny> they don't stay long anymore.. no one to troll
22:13:00 <TwistedBlister42> trump gave up cos i ignored him lol
22:14:00 <Bonny> yup.. like I said no one to troll
22:14:00 <Bonny> von registered #nerdhacks
22:14:00 <TwistedBlister42> noice
22:15:00 <Bonny> yeah
22:15:00 <Bonny> it's idle city like #melbourne
22:17:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah
22:20:00 <TwistedBlister42> https://www.facebook.com/reel/745039733619535/?s=ifu
22:21:00 <Bonny> I don't understand a word of that
22:22:00 <TwistedBlister42> me either but its something about that pic i think
22:24:00 <Bonny> ok
22:28:00 <TwistedBlister42> what does a deaf gyno do
22:28:00 <TwistedBlister42> reads lips
22:28:00 <Bonny> lol
22:29:00 <TwistedBlister42> bet they flappy
22:30:00 <Bonny> lol
22:30:00 <electrohead> TwistedBlister42: you totally heard that joke online :p
22:30:00 <DragonMaster> Steve's head will be flappy once he receives his canon
22:30:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah it was on a reel
22:30:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
22:31:00 <DragonMaster> :p
22:31:00 <TwistedBlister42> did you hear about the cross eyed circumcisor
22:31:00 <TwistedBlister42> he got the sack
22:31:00 <electrohead> lol ..
22:31:00 <TwistedBlister42> We got the chocolates on YT
22:31:00 <TwistedBlister42> they have bad Aussie bad jokes
22:33:00 <DragonMaster> still want a vps Bonny lol
22:33:00 <Bonny> yes but I won't join ircnow
22:33:00 <DragonMaster> coz of Steve lol
22:33:00 <TwistedBlister42> @electrohead, why is there no pregnant Barbies?
22:34:00 <Bonny> that but I'm an oper on here.. not interested in being admin on another network
22:34:00 <TwistedBlister42> cos Ken came in another box
22:34:00 <DragonMaster> don't have to be a oper at all
22:36:00 <DragonMaster> just do the training stuff and they let you keep it long as you idle
22:37:00 <DragonMaster> the training is about how to properly set up Web servers email servers set dns records etc
22:38:00 <Bonny> is that all?
22:39:00 <Bonny> that
22:39:00 <Bonny> that's easy
22:40:00 <DragonMaster> pretty much
22:44:00 <Bonny> do they set up your vps.. or you set it up and have it how you want it?
22:45:00 <Bonny> like choose your own linux distribution etc
23:07:00 * Bonny is now known as ynnoB
23:07:00 * ynnoB is now known as Bonny
23:34:00 <TwistedBlister42> https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=901886604217752
23:35:00 <TwistedBlister42> love The Merkins
23:36:00 <Bonny> lol
23:36:00 <TwistedBlister42> they do Slashstreet Boys every Halloween lol
23:37:00 <TwistedBlister42> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oliCVn7Ic68
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