// #australia — 2023-04-10
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00:15:00 <DragonMaster> thanks TwistedBlister42
00:17:00 <TwistedBlister42> np
00:17:00 <DragonMaster> whats doin
00:18:00 <TwistedBlister42> not much watching crap on yt
00:18:00 <DragonMaster> oh yer
00:24:00 <DragonMaster> well that was a waste of time
00:24:00 <TwistedBlister42> yah she never is on long time
00:28:00 <TwistedBlister42> debating watching a movie instead or play a game i dunno
00:32:00 <DragonMaster> its like that hey
00:32:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah
00:56:00 <DragonMaster> fuck fuck ti ti fuck!
00:57:00 <DragonMaster> don't mind me just bored
00:59:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
01:00:00 <TwistedBlister42> i am playing tropico
01:04:00 <DragonMaster> good attempt
01:04:00 <DragonMaster> 8(7_8)5o8(7_8)
01:05:00 <DragonMaster> it kinda looks like a butthole
01:05:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
01:06:00 <TwistedBlister42> (_{|}_)
01:07:00 <DragonMaster> 887=====6D
01:07:00 <DragonMaster> or
01:07:00 <DragonMaster> 887=====4D
01:07:00 <TwistedBlister42> (_/_)
01:07:00 <DragonMaster> LOL
01:07:00 <TwistedBlister42> (_|_)
01:08:00 <TwistedBlister42> (_\_)
01:08:00 <TwistedBlister42> thats cracktastic
01:08:00 <DragonMaster> 8(7_2|7_8)
01:08:00 <DragonMaster> 8(7_5|7_8)
01:08:00 <DragonMaster> maybe that saecond 1
01:09:00 <DragonMaster> might be able to pass the second one off as a blistering red asshole
01:09:00 <TwistedBlister42> (o)Y(o)
01:11:00 <TwistedBlister42> (_x_)
01:11:00 <DragonMaster> o_0
01:11:00 <DragonMaster> ill plug that lolo
01:12:00 <TwistedBlister42> haha
01:14:00 <DragonMaster> do do do di do do
01:16:00 <DragonMaster> careful u might turn the poor bloke on lol
01:16:00 <TwistedBlister42> haha
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01:22:00 <DragonMaster> all different kind of color dicks spitting
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01:23:00 <DragonMaster> 0,1 0,0 0,1 0,8 0,1
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01:24:00 <DragonMaster> that 1 was a hard 1 to do
01:28:00 <DragonMaster> 15,2
01:28:00 <DragonMaster> 15,2 Microsoft MS-DOS 6.22 Setup
01:28:00 <DragonMaster> 15,2 ===========================
01:28:00 <DragonMaster> 15,2 1,10,-------------------------------------------------.15,2
01:28:00 <DragonMaster> 15,2 1,10| |15,2
01:28:00 <DragonMaster> 15,2 1,10| Remove disks from all floppy disk drives, |15,2
01:28:00 <DragonMaster> 15,2 1,10| and then press ENTER. |15,2
01:28:00 <DragonMaster> 15,2 1,10`-------------------------------------------------'15,2
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01:28:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
01:28:00 <DragonMaster> remember those days TwistedBlister42
01:28:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah
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01:46:00 <DragonMaster> i did ages ago
01:49:00 <Steve> lol
02:08:00 <DragonMaster> what you laughing at Steve
02:52:00 <TwistedBlister42> oops
02:52:00 <TwistedBlister42> gotta change that one
02:53:00 <DragonMaster> 4Pissin 4My 4Self 4Laughing
02:54:00 <DragonMaster> that was a good 1 3Laughing 3Out 3Loud
02:54:00 <TwistedBlister42> :p
02:54:00 <TwistedBlister42> if i wear panties
02:54:00 <DragonMaster> i bet ya the dir4Thank 4You fucka sniffed it to 4Ha4Ha
02:55:00 <TwistedBlister42> hahhaah
02:55:00 <TwistedBlister42> i got no choice i'm sniffin it too
02:55:00 <DragonMaster> was working on coding custom input texts
02:56:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah
02:56:00 <DragonMaster> as you can see they work
02:56:00 <DragonMaster> i built a menu to either turn them on or off which is good 5Laughing 5Out 5Loud
02:57:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol yeah i make my own popups too
02:58:00 <DragonMaster> lol
02:59:00 <TwistedBlister42> oops
03:01:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
03:03:00 <DragonMaster> Why did the poor bullet loose his job?
03:03:00 <TwistedBlister42> no clue
03:03:00 <DragonMaster> He got fired! *BANG*
03:03:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
03:04:00 <TwistedBlister42> why did the blonde turn the car and go back when she went to Disney Land
03:04:00 <TwistedBlister42> cos the sign board said wrong way go back
03:04:00 <DragonMaster> lol
03:05:00 <TwistedBlister42> Little Johnny is sitting in class when his teacher says ok question for you all... three women are sitting on a bench eating ice cream
03:05:00 <TwistedBlister42> which one is married
03:06:00 <TwistedBlister42> Little Janie says the one eating it.. teach says the one peeling it Little Johnny says no its the one licking it... but i like the way you think
03:06:00 <DragonMaster> here's me going into bunnings like 8 years ago now with a 22 bullet in my pocket looking for a bit of metal pipe so i could make a home made gun well i finally found a bit of pipe i thought would do the trick so i reach out into my pocket to grab the bullet out and yer sure enough i dropped the fucking thing when it hit the ground it went fkn *BANG* cunts jumping 10 feet high grannies almost jumping in trolleys
03:07:00 <TwistedBlister42> haha
03:07:00 <TwistedBlister42> gonna steal the joke i posted on my page
03:07:00 <TwistedBlister42> Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, her husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stand
03:08:00 <DragonMaster> i still remember the little fireball it made when it hit the ground i quickly walked out the store and like 2 minutes later the cunts go into lockdown haha
03:09:00 <DragonMaster> haha
03:09:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
03:09:00 <TwistedBlister42> A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." He replied, "Oregon State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.
03:10:00 <DragonMaster> lol
03:10:00 <TwistedBlister42> well played
03:11:00 <DragonMaster> :P
03:15:00 <TwistedBlister42> theres lol this irish page i follow on FB
03:16:00 <TwistedBlister42> I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his job working on the roads... when i got home the signs were there
03:16:00 <DragonMaster> cool
03:16:00 <DragonMaster> ahh now i know whos stealing the signs
03:19:00 <TwistedBlister42> lit a lighter to get rid of the lingering fart smell
03:19:00 <TwistedBlister42> not working
03:19:00 <DragonMaster> send it Steve's way
03:19:00 <DragonMaster> he just admitted to me he loves sniffing his gf's farts
03:19:00 <TwistedBlister42> i mailed it to him on FB
03:19:00 <TwistedBlister42> haha
03:20:00 <DragonMaster> dirty man he is :/
03:20:00 <TwistedBlister42> lolol
03:20:00 <DragonMaster> nup
03:20:00 <DragonMaster> not gonna let that one slide mate!
03:20:00 <DragonMaster> never gonna let him live that one down!
03:21:00 <DragonMaster> bit of pink eye from her stink eye :P
03:22:00 <DragonMaster> look at this TwistedBlister42 oh my im getting threatened!
03:22:00 <DragonMaster> <Steve> im gonna kill you for sayen that
03:22:00 <DragonMaster> lol
03:24:00 <TwistedBlister42> haha
03:24:00 <TwistedBlister42> could be worse he could fart and make you smell it
03:24:00 <DragonMaster> no thanks and if he ever tried!
03:24:00 <DragonMaster> lol
03:25:00 <TwistedBlister42> hahah
03:26:00 <DragonMaster> lol
03:26:00 <Steve> eat that!
03:26:00 <Steve> enjoy!
03:26:00 <DragonMaster> Take That!!!!!
03:26:00 <DragonMaster> :)
03:27:00 <Steve> dont make me drink Milk LOLyou wouldent wanna be around me then :D
03:27:00 <TwistedBlister42> hahaha
03:28:00 <Steve> tsk tsk
03:28:00 <Steve> !
03:29:00 <DragonMaster> <Steve> dont make me drink Cum LOLyou wouldent wanna be around me when i fart that out :D
03:29:00 <DragonMaster> can't beleive you said that steve :/
03:29:00 <DragonMaster> im 5Pissin 5My 5Self 5Laughing
03:29:00 <TwistedBlister42> HAHHAHAAH
03:30:00 <DragonMaster> i can't stop laughing lmao
03:31:00 <TwistedBlister42> i sprayed citrus febreez in here
03:31:00 <TwistedBlister42> now it smells like shitrus
03:31:00 <DragonMaster> aww whats wrong steve did my computer screen tell me lies now
03:32:00 <DragonMaster> lolol
03:32:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
03:32:00 <TwistedBlister42> i also invest in this new thing called Buttcoin
03:32:00 <TwistedBlister42> toilet paper ;p
03:32:00 <DragonMaster> Steve went very quiet hrmm he must of said it
03:33:00 <DragonMaster> lol
03:33:00 <TwistedBlister42> or he went to the shithouse
03:33:00 <DragonMaster> yup he's farting all that cum out lolol
03:33:00 <TwistedBlister42> hahahaha
03:34:00 <TwistedBlister42> spermicide
03:34:00 <TwistedBlister42> when you choke on it
03:34:00 <DragonMaster> he drank it !!!
03:34:00 <DragonMaster> LMAO
03:34:00 <DragonMaster> now his gone to the thrown paying that ulitmate price
03:34:00 <TwistedBlister42> hahaha
03:35:00 <TwistedBlister42> 9 degress my butt is keeping me warm
03:35:00 <DragonMaster> aint had a god laugh like that in ages
03:35:00 <DragonMaster> good*
03:35:00 <TwistedBlister42> but the stench is making me gag
03:37:00 <DragonMaster> oh fk i remember my misses back in the caravan park letting of a big loud rippa!! FARKKK that shinged all my nose hairs made my eyes water like cutting a onion and couldn't get out that door quick enough
03:37:00 <TwistedBlister42> haha
03:37:00 <TwistedBlister42> i gassed boyfriend in the car
03:38:00 <TwistedBlister42> he could not get those windows down fast enough
03:38:00 <DragonMaster> i have never smelt a fart that damn bad it even scorched the grass outside it was that bad
03:39:00 <TwistedBlister42> you haven't smelled a bad Ozempic fart then
03:39:00 <TwistedBlister42> its that bad my nose hairs fell out
03:40:00 <DragonMaster> i knew when i had really bad farts i used to let them off in the car and put the window child lock on so she couldnt wind the window down i would get punched kicked screamed at
03:40:00 <DragonMaster> lol
03:40:00 <TwistedBlister42> though my sister in laws pregnancy farts were enough to singe my eyebrows off
03:41:00 <DragonMaster> i think my misses was pregnant at the time
03:42:00 <DragonMaster> never smelt something that bad before
03:42:00 <DragonMaster> swear if i had a ciggerette lighter and sparked it the whole cabin would of went boom
03:42:00 <TwistedBlister42> considering my nephew now 19 was around 10 pounds at birth
03:42:00 <TwistedBlister42> he was a big baby lol
03:43:00 <DragonMaster> my 4 month old was born with a big set of nackerz lol
03:43:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol i used to put matchbox cars down the boys nappys
03:43:00 <DragonMaster> haha
03:44:00 <TwistedBlister42> SIL went to change his nappy and she had to dig out cars from his butt crack
03:44:00 <DragonMaster> if my memory serves me correctly my 17 year old boy only had a tiny set when born
03:44:00 <DragonMaster> HAHA
03:44:00 <TwistedBlister42> i'd hear from the living room 2 JAX did you put cars down Lijahs nappy
03:44:00 <TwistedBlister42> its covered in poop
03:44:00 <DragonMaster> oh yuck lmao
03:44:00 <TwistedBlister42> yep i did
03:44:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
03:45:00 <DragonMaster> poop cars for Steve to eat!
03:45:00 <TwistedBlister42> hahaah
03:45:00 <TwistedBlister42> kid is now 19 and i have a pic of him with 4 matchbox cars stuck in his butt crack
03:45:00 <TwistedBlister42> i showed it to him and he went red lol
03:45:00 <DragonMaster> LOL
03:46:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
03:46:00 <DragonMaster> i should do that to my 4 month old so when she goes to change him she be like wtf how'd they get there!
03:46:00 <TwistedBlister42> hahaha
03:46:00 <TwistedBlister42> i can't do that now the kids are too old for it
03:46:00 <DragonMaster> goes to wipe the grennish brown blob only to find a car wedged between ass crack haha
03:47:00 <TwistedBlister42> apart from my great niece who is 14 months
03:47:00 <DragonMaster> giving me idea's haha
03:47:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
03:47:00 <TwistedBlister42> just don't put your finger in nappy to check
03:48:00 <TwistedBlister42> i di dthat with my now 10 yr old niece when she was 8 months and she farted on my finger
03:48:00 <DragonMaster> LOL
03:49:00 <TwistedBlister42> she is cute though and totally sasses us now
03:50:00 <DragonMaster> i can't beleive my partners friend back in high school blew up a condom and got it stuck over her face and couldn't get it off rofl
03:51:00 <DragonMaster> i call her nob head to this day still
03:51:00 <TwistedBlister42> i was bad in high school
03:51:00 <TwistedBlister42> no one knew how to put on condoms
03:51:00 <DragonMaster> ah that's why she never visits anymore
03:51:00 <TwistedBlister42> so i rolled one down a cucumber and then banana
03:52:00 <DragonMaster> her freind put one over her head!!!
03:52:00 <TwistedBlister42> then said thats how you do it
03:52:00 <TwistedBlister42> i shaved my friends legs
03:52:00 <TwistedBlister42> he passed out drunk
03:53:00 <TwistedBlister42> the other we tucked a condom down his underwear and filled it with shampoo
03:53:00 <DragonMaster> i used to get tampons and fill them with red flood dye and used to throw them at oncomming cars over the predetrians bridge crossing
03:53:00 <DragonMaster> food*
03:53:00 <TwistedBlister42> oh i did that to ducks in my mums garden
03:53:00 <TwistedBlister42> my dog was too lazy to chase them
03:54:00 <DragonMaster> dip em in water then add color
03:54:00 <TwistedBlister42> or sneak up on them with a cap gun and shot off a few
03:54:00 <DragonMaster> then feed them to Steve
03:54:00 <TwistedBlister42> one of them shit themselves
03:54:00 <DragonMaster> only pussy taste he'll ever get sadly :/
03:54:00 <TwistedBlister42> and she belonged to the neighbor
03:54:00 <TwistedBlister42> hahahaah
03:54:00 <TwistedBlister42> he can use mrs palmer and her 5 daughters
03:55:00 <DragonMaster> i heard he broke into the womens toilets at the shopping centre to go snooping in the tampon bin :/
03:55:00 <TwistedBlister42> hope it was full of sauce
03:55:00 <TwistedBlister42> twat sauce that is
03:56:00 <DragonMaster> probably sucked on them like sucking on a dagwood dog on a stick
03:56:00 <TwistedBlister42> ew haha
03:56:00 <DragonMaster> dipped in tomato sauce
03:56:00 <DragonMaster> eww lol
03:58:00 <TwistedBlister42> haha yeah
03:59:00 <DragonMaster> puloto puffs we called them back in vic
03:59:00 <DragonMaster> poluto
04:00:00 <TwistedBlister42> true
04:17:00 <DragonMaster> :P
04:17:00 <TwistedBlister42> ;p
04:28:00 <DragonMaster> did you get my texts
04:28:00 <DragonMaster> :P
04:36:00 <TwistedBlister42> yer
04:39:00 <DragonMaster> cruel or funny?
04:41:00 <TwistedBlister42> its good lol
04:41:00 <TwistedBlister42> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsOvjdqOsnU
04:42:00 <DragonMaster> fuck yer 5He5He'
04:42:00 <DragonMaster> 2 funny 6Laughing 6Out 6Loud
04:44:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol why is there no preggo barbies?
04:44:00 <TwistedBlister42> cos ken came in another box
04:45:00 <DragonMaster> 7Rolling 7On 7Floor 7Laughing
04:45:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
04:46:00 <TwistedBlister42> what did cinderella do when she got to the ball
04:46:00 <TwistedBlister42> gagged
04:52:00 <DragonMaster> 2 easy
04:52:00 <DragonMaster> 4Laughing 4Out 4Loud
04:53:00 <DragonMaster> 3Laughing 3Out 3Loud
04:53:00 <DragonMaster> ty 14Laughing 14Out 14Loud
04:53:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
04:53:00 <DragonMaster> there we go
04:54:00 <DragonMaster> easy scripting
04:55:00 <DragonMaster> if i said the word dirty
04:55:00 <DragonMaster> it would output dirThank You
04:55:00 <DragonMaster> so i removed it
04:58:00 <TwistedBlister42> ohh
05:00:00 <DragonMaster> 7He7He
05:00:00 <DragonMaster> then 5Ha5Ha
05:00:00 <DragonMaster> what i like about it is i can use 6Laughing 6Out 6Loud then 6Rolling 6On 6Floor 6Laughing then let's say 6Pissin 6My 6Self 6Laughing its all in one combined
05:02:00 <DragonMaster> instead of making 1 big long mess with coding the input change for 1 word instead i made it multitask and combine
05:02:00 <TwistedBlister42> how does the Rock pee
05:03:00 <TwistedBlister42> he dwaynes his johnson
05:05:00 <DragonMaster> 12Laughing 12My 12Ass 12Off
05:06:00 <DragonMaster> im still 4Pissin 4My 4Self 4Laughing about steve and what my pc screen seen
05:06:00 <DragonMaster> <Steve> dont make me drink Cum LOLyou wouldent wanna be around me when i fart that out :D
05:07:00 <DragonMaster> anyway bed time
05:07:00 <DragonMaster> night
05:07:00 <DragonMaster> :P
12:46:00 * scotty is now known as Scotty1
16:00:00 <DragonMaster> Bonny :)
19:47:00 <DragonMaster> Hi Bonny
19:47:00 <Bonny> hey there.. :)
19:52:00 <DragonMaster> how is ya
19:53:00 <Bonny> not too bad thanks..yourself?
19:53:00 <DragonMaster> I'm good
19:53:00 <Bonny> good to hear
21:40:00 * scotty is now known as Scotty1
22:20:00 <DragonMaster> boo
23:09:00 <DragonMaster> TwistedBlister42!!!
23:11:00 <TwistedBlister42> hey
23:11:00 <DragonMaster> sup
23:14:00 <TwistedBlister42> the roof at the mo but could change to a floor
23:15:00 <TwistedBlister42> notning at the moment
23:16:00 <Steve> we got bad storm here also
23:27:00 <DragonMaster> no ya don't
23:27:00 <Steve> we do has not stopped raining
23:58:00 <DragonMaster> anyway
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