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00:08:00 <DragonMaster> not yet
00:08:00 <DragonMaster> getting there
00:09:00 <Bonny> cool
00:09:00 <Bonny> any idea when?
00:10:00 <TwistedBlister42> Jesus doesn't just drink coffee.. Hebrews
00:10:00 <Bonny> he drinks red wine
00:11:00 <TwistedBlister42> why is there no barbie doll not preggers
00:11:00 <TwistedBlister42> cos Ken came in another box
00:11:00 <Bonny> lol
00:11:00 <TwistedBlister42> i also need to stop listening to Dad jokes
00:12:00 <Bonny> yup
00:12:00 <DragonMaster> at the end of this month
00:12:00 <TwistedBlister42> whats the worst part to eat on the vegetable
00:12:00 <Bonny> cool
00:12:00 <DragonMaster> should have a answer then
00:12:00 <TwistedBlister42> then wheelchair
00:12:00 <Bonny> ok
00:13:00 <Bonny> welp I'm off to bed.. night night
00:13:00 <Bonny> *hugz*
00:13:00 <DragonMaster> night Bonny
00:14:00 <Bonny> sleep well when yas get there
00:14:00 <DragonMaster> don't think of my D to much now 12He12He
00:14:00 <TwistedBlister42> night
00:14:00 <Bonny> I'll be dreaming of it
00:14:00 <DragonMaster> promise when i come down to vic again u can sniff it 11Ha11Ha
00:15:00 <Bonny> will you let me?
00:15:00 <DragonMaster> ill let you suck it :P
00:15:00 <Bonny> stacey will have a say about that lol
00:15:00 <DragonMaster> ah well 14Laughing 14Out 14Loud
00:15:00 <Bonny> night
00:15:00 <DragonMaster> night Bonny :P
01:17:00 <eddie> bye Bonny
01:17:00 <eddie> oops
01:17:00 <eddie> I missed her
01:23:00 <TwistedBlister42> https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=230399492974553&set=a.194877229860113
01:37:00 <DragonMaster> m00
01:37:00 <TwistedBlister42> when being blind goes wrong
01:37:00 <TwistedBlister42> accidentally dc irc
01:37:00 <DragonMaster> are you actually blind
01:38:00 <TwistedBlister42> im short sighted and got glasses half off cos i am struggling to see even a 36 inch scree
01:38:00 <TwistedBlister42> screen
01:38:00 <DragonMaster> oh
01:38:00 <DragonMaster> thats not good
01:39:00 <TwistedBlister42> yah its why i won't stare at phone screen too long
01:39:00 <TwistedBlister42> my eyes blur up
02:08:00 <TwistedBlister42> god my 13 yr old nephew makes me laugh
02:08:00 <DragonMaster> 5He5He
02:08:00 <TwistedBlister42> he commented on my lol tiktok about men hitting on me under my friends comment Bro she has said it a million times in her posts if you love your dog so much lol go make out with it
02:09:00 <TwistedBlister42> i'm still cryin
02:09:00 <TwistedBlister42> i should go correct him but i need to stop laughing first
02:09:00 <TwistedBlister42> i saw that comment 30 mins ago
02:10:00 <TwistedBlister42> i just put Bobbi is aware "son" its all good she has me on FB too
02:10:00 <TwistedBlister42> oh god i so can't with that kid
02:10:00 <TwistedBlister42> he is a total goober
08:01:00 <electrohead> o/
11:41:00 <DragonMaster> hi
13:03:00 * BeanieBabie is now known as TwistedBlister42
14:20:00 <DragonMaster> hello :)
16:17:00 <DragonMaster> Bonny
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22:43:00 <DragonMaster> howdy
22:49:00 <Bonny> hey DragonMaster..
22:49:00 <Bonny> I just got home
22:49:00 <DragonMaster> Bonny my darling :P
22:49:00 <Bonny> how are you?
22:49:00 <DragonMaster> im alright how are you
22:50:00 <Bonny> not too bad thanks
22:50:00 <DragonMaster> im more better now that your here :P
22:50:00 <Bonny> lol
22:50:00 <DragonMaster> :P
22:52:00 <DragonMaster> where did you go in the first place
22:52:00 <Bonny> church
22:52:00 <Bonny> it's greek easter this weekend
22:52:00 <Bonny> today wwas our good friday
22:52:00 <DragonMaster> ahh i see
22:52:00 <DragonMaster> did you eat fish
22:52:00 <DragonMaster> :P
22:52:00 <Bonny> I'm allergic to fish
22:52:00 <DragonMaster> ah well chicken will do
22:53:00 <Bonny> prawns better
22:53:00 <Bonny> I can eat seafood
22:53:00 <Bonny> not fish
22:53:00 <DragonMaster> oh ic
22:53:00 <TwistedBlister42> she can't eat seafood but can seefood
22:53:00 <Bonny> lol
22:53:00 <Bonny> hey TwistedBlister42
22:53:00 <Bonny> hi Steve.. how are you
22:53:00 <Bonny> ?
22:54:00 <DragonMaster> i got a dick
22:54:00 <TwistedBlister42> hey
22:54:00 <DragonMaster> thanks for asking
22:54:00 <DragonMaster> lol
22:55:00 <Bonny> is that a good thing?
22:55:00 <Bonny> I quite like my vagina
22:56:00 <DragonMaster> i hope it's not a punani lmao
22:56:00 <DragonMaster> jk
22:56:00 <Bonny> I don't even know what a punani is
22:57:00 <DragonMaster> a females genticals
22:57:00 <Bonny> so it's a vagina
22:57:00 <Bonny> so I guess I have a punani
22:57:00 <DragonMaster> its where the skin between the vagina and asshole split to make it just 1 hole
22:57:00 <Bonny> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
22:58:00 <Bonny> don't they do that during labour
22:58:00 <DragonMaster> it can happen to women
22:58:00 <Bonny> yeah during labour
22:58:00 <DragonMaster> then their vaginas smell like shit haha
22:58:00 <Bonny> I've never had kids so it never happened to me
22:59:00 <DragonMaster> what Bonny no punani now :P
22:59:00 <DragonMaster> thats a good thing
22:59:00 <Bonny> no punani
22:59:00 <DragonMaster> lol :P
22:59:00 <Bonny> TwistedBlister42 doesn't have a punani either
23:00:00 <Bonny> she's never had kids
23:00:00 <DragonMaster> LMAO!!!
23:00:00 <Bonny> learn something new everyday
23:02:00 <DragonMaster> :P
23:04:00 <Bonny> I copped a speeding fine today
23:06:00 <TwistedBlister42> say what
23:06:00 <Bonny> you don't have a punani, TwistedBlister42
23:07:00 <TwistedBlister42> so whats the clam thing between my legs then
23:07:00 <TwistedBlister42> a mini cock with a big hole?
23:07:00 <Bonny> that's the vagina
23:08:00 <TwistedBlister42> well then thats flaptastic
23:08:00 <Bonny> s punani is when the skin between the vagina and arsehole is split
23:08:00 <Bonny> and becomes one
23:08:00 <Bonny> happens during labour
23:09:00 <Bonny> wb DragonMaster
23:11:00 <DragonMaster> thank you
23:11:00 <DragonMaster> :P
23:17:00 <DragonMaster> setting up this znc bouncer
23:17:00 <DragonMaster> its alot better then psybnc
23:18:00 <TwistedBlister42> ahh
23:18:00 <DragonMaster> i perfer znc anyway keeps me online even thought my pc can be turned off
23:23:00 <DragonMaster> punani
23:23:00 <TwistedBlister42> !Bonny, has a big one
23:28:00 <DragonMaster> does she?
23:29:00 <TwistedBlister42> probably
23:33:00 <DragonMaster> dunno havn't seen it so can't comment
23:34:00 <TwistedBlister42> me either
23:36:00 <DragonMaster> you could ask her to send a pic of it lolol
23:36:00 <TwistedBlister42> nah lol
23:36:00 <DragonMaster> Steve might sniff it hahaha
23:41:00 <TwistedBlister42> she would kick him in the face
23:41:00 <Bonny> I would too
23:42:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol yeah i know you too well lol
23:42:00 <Bonny> no one sniffs my vagina
23:42:00 <TwistedBlister42> that face aint goin go nowhere near twats
23:43:00 <DragonMaster> dicks only for his yer lol
23:43:00 <Bonny> no Steve's dick
23:43:00 <Bonny> not*
23:43:00 <TwistedBlister42> nope
23:44:00 <DragonMaster> 12Laughing 12Out 12Loud
23:44:00 <Bonny> I'd go for your dick, DragonMaster but I think stacey would have a say about that
23:46:00 <DragonMaster> it spits tho :P
23:46:00 <Bonny> that's ok
23:46:00 <DragonMaster> then you might get a punani later on :P
23:46:00 <DragonMaster> lm,ao
23:46:00 <DragonMaster> 10Laughing 10My 10Ass 10Off
23:46:00 <Bonny> a bit old for labour
23:47:00 <DragonMaster> i think stacey would have a say about that :P
23:47:00 <Bonny> I can't get preggers these days
23:47:00 <Bonny> I'm too old
23:48:00 <DragonMaster> i was talking about my dick not preggies 11Ha11Ha
23:48:00 <Bonny> lol
23:48:00 <Bonny> you said it spits and could end up with a punani
23:48:00 <DragonMaster> i know 13Laughing 13Out 13Loud
23:48:00 <Bonny> no chance of developing a punani
23:49:00 <DragonMaster> thank fuck stacey had c sections :P
23:49:00 <Bonny> yeah
23:49:00 <DragonMaster> megan had a punani that's why i wouldn't touch her anymore :P
23:49:00 <Bonny> ewwwwwwwwww
23:49:00 <Bonny> she had everything
23:50:00 <DragonMaster> 4Rolling 4On 4Floor 4Laugh
23:50:00 <Bonny> I thought it was funny how she took me to school with her to pick up your kid
23:50:00 <DragonMaster> hey my inputs are broken
23:50:00 <DragonMaster> yer that was quiet funny
23:50:00 <DragonMaster> i fixed your laptop that day tho
23:50:00 <Bonny> yup
23:50:00 <Bonny> thanks
23:51:00 <DragonMaster> no worries
23:51:00 <DragonMaster> lets test my inputs
23:51:00 <DragonMaster> 6Rolling 6On 6Floor 6Laughing
23:51:00 <DragonMaster> thats better
23:51:00 <Bonny> I had no intentions of jumping your pants like megan thought I would
23:51:00 <DragonMaster> yer sure now :P
23:51:00 <DragonMaster> 11Ha11Ha
23:52:00 <DragonMaster> jk
23:52:00 <Bonny> positive
23:52:00 <DragonMaster> i was joking Bonny
23:52:00 <Bonny> I know
23:52:00 <DragonMaster> i known you for like forever almost :P
23:52:00 <Bonny> I don't go for other women men
23:52:00 <Bonny> yup
23:52:00 <Bonny> even if they do eat their scabs
23:52:00 <DragonMaster> i remember you used to work in a ice cream van at the kardinia footy oval
23:53:00 <DragonMaster> 10Laughing 10Out 10Loud
23:53:00 <DragonMaster> yer she did do that
23:53:00 <Bonny> that's gross
23:53:00 <DragonMaster> she even ate her skin graift when she found out it didnt stick
23:53:00 <Bonny> yuck
23:53:00 <DragonMaster> spent the day picking at it
23:53:00 <DragonMaster> when it came off
23:53:00 <DragonMaster> gulp it went
23:53:00 <DragonMaster> eww
23:54:00 <Bonny> couldn't she eat enuff food or something?
23:54:00 <DragonMaster> i don't know what her problem was
23:54:00 <Bonny> that's gross
23:54:00 <DragonMaster> quiet frankley i don't give a shit no more
23:54:00 <Bonny> yeah thank fuck you're no longer there
23:54:00 <DragonMaster> all it ever did was embarras me
23:54:00 <Bonny> yeah
23:54:00 <Bonny> you weren't happy that's forsure
23:55:00 <DragonMaster> well would you be happy if you had a man like that
23:55:00 <DragonMaster> :P
23:55:00 <Bonny> lol
23:56:00 <Bonny> you used to just stay in your room avoiding her as much as possible
23:59:00 <Bonny> hey.. have you moved into the apartment yet?