// #australia — 2023-04-08
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02:23:00 <DragonMaster> ta
02:23:00 <DragonMaster> son woke up for a bottle
02:23:00 <TwistedBlister42> awwwww
02:24:00 <TwistedBlister42> fun part of being a parent when they are still that young
02:35:00 <DragonMaster> true
02:35:00 <TwistedBlister42> all my nieces and nephews are over the age of 1
02:36:00 <DragonMaster> this one is 4 months
02:36:00 <TwistedBlister42> 19 (boy) 14 (girl)13 (girl)13 (twins boys) 10 (girl)
02:37:00 <TwistedBlister42> the two oldest boys are 27 and 26
02:37:00 <TwistedBlister42> one of the girls turned 13 yesterday
02:38:00 <TwistedBlister42> twins turn 14 in June then its my birthday 5 days later and the youngest turns 11 this year
02:38:00 <DragonMaster> cool
02:38:00 <TwistedBlister42> i feel old lol
02:38:00 <TwistedBlister42> twins turn 14 i turn 44 lol
02:39:00 <DragonMaster> I do have a 17 year old son 4 year old daughter then a 3 year old daughter now a 4 month old boy
02:41:00 <TwistedBlister42> gonna try break in a new neck brace
02:41:00 <DragonMaster> yes I feel old
02:41:00 <TwistedBlister42> i feel like im being strangled the old one has almost got no vlecro lol
02:41:00 <TwistedBlister42> velcro
02:42:00 <DragonMaster> but your older then me lol
02:42:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
02:42:00 <DragonMaster> I'm only 36
02:42:00 <TwistedBlister42> your a year younger than my bri
02:42:00 <TwistedBlister42> bro lol he just turned 37
02:43:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah no i think i need a smaller one
02:43:00 <TwistedBlister42> this one strangled my neck and same time i can't wear headphones on top
02:43:00 <TwistedBlister42> lol
02:43:00 <DragonMaster> aw
02:44:00 <TwistedBlister42> joys of dislocating your lower jaw and the phantom pain years later still hanging around
02:45:00 <DragonMaster> I had mine broken back in school and it still clicks
02:45:00 <TwistedBlister42> ironically i was the second person to walk into the Logan Hospital with a dislocated jaw due to yawning
02:45:00 <TwistedBlister42> they had no fucking idea how to relocate it back into place
02:46:00 <TwistedBlister42> finally after tugging and pushing for almost 40 mins and me almost punching the dr pulling on my jaw in the balls they knocked me out with profofol and pulled it out and then pushed it back in
02:47:00 <DragonMaster> ouch
02:47:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah i still get the clicking and if i start yawning when tired my jaw hurts
02:48:00 <TwistedBlister42> i also found out i can only open mouth now 2-3 cms not the 5 cms normal peeps do
02:48:00 <DragonMaster> just enough to put food in there or something else lol
02:48:00 <TwistedBlister42> hahaha
02:49:00 <TwistedBlister42> my old house mate did that
02:49:00 <DragonMaster> sorry I couldn't help my self n didn't wanna be rude
02:49:00 <TwistedBlister42> said if the drs ask how you dislocated your jaw tell them you were giving a BJ
02:49:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah he despite having nerve issues ran the fuck fast
02:49:00 <TwistedBlister42> when i went to punch him
02:49:00 <TwistedBlister42> i was NOT happy
02:50:00 <DragonMaster> I wouldn't be happy either
02:50:00 <TwistedBlister42> but he does also have Aspergers Syndrome
02:50:00 <TwistedBlister42> so anything outta his mouth usually comes out terrible
02:50:00 <TwistedBlister42> nope i was screaming asking where the ambos where
02:50:00 <TwistedBlister42> instead pat had to drive to the hospital after 2 hrs of waiting
02:51:00 <DragonMaster> gees
02:51:00 <DragonMaster> hospitals are all spitefully slow
02:51:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah closest one was down in GC that night
02:51:00 <TwistedBlister42> near the NSW border
02:51:00 <DragonMaster> robina
02:51:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah
02:51:00 <DragonMaster> only one I know that's close to the border
02:52:00 <TwistedBlister42> 1.5 hours into waiting we got tired and i was in heaps of pain so Pat drove me
02:52:00 <TwistedBlister42> lucky the hospital wasn't that far from the house we were living in
02:54:00 <DragonMaster> true that
02:56:00 <TwistedBlister42> ahhh see thats why i wear the brace now
02:56:00 <TwistedBlister42> i get to this time of night and start yawning wide and it stops my mouth from opening wider
02:57:00 <TwistedBlister42> burp tastes like sausage roll
02:57:00 <DragonMaster> was it a sausage roll lol
02:57:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah
02:57:00 <TwistedBlister42> male went to bed at 10 pm
02:57:00 <TwistedBlister42> only me and a orange fur ball sitting here
02:58:00 <DragonMaster> true
02:58:00 <TwistedBlister42> i just had a sausage roll like 10 mins ago
02:58:00 <DragonMaster> my misses went to bed around that time
02:58:00 <TwistedBlister42> see he works for Oxworks as their truck driver doing deliveries
02:59:00 <TwistedBlister42> so his day starts at 6 am and ends at 4 or 5 pm
02:59:00 <DragonMaster> I work at doing sweet fuck all now I just look after kids now with my partner and that's my life now
03:00:00 <TwistedBlister42> yeah i am a home body at the mo
03:01:00 <DragonMaster> I had enough of the last job I was doing
03:01:00 <DragonMaster> repairing phones n ipads n tabs etc
03:02:00 <DragonMaster> technology is just getting harder and harder and just don't have the time or patience to do it anymore
03:03:00 <TwistedBlister42> true
03:03:00 <DragonMaster> back to bed I go night
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12:56:00 <DragonMaster> fucken mouse traps
12:57:00 <DragonMaster> fucking thing snapped me on the big toe coz I didn't see the damn thing or more to the point I forgot I set it up there
12:58:00 <DragonMaster> :p
13:00:00 <DragonMaster> lucky it wasn't 1 of the good ones called the big cheese from bunnings else I'll have holes in my toe
13:03:00 <DragonMaster> bbl
13:19:00 <electrohead> o.O
13:19:00 <electrohead> lol
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