// #australia — 2022-08-26
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07:12:00 <*buffextras> [07:11:59] vegas.qld.au.austnet.org set mode: +v mickey
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14:25:00 <gee_man> nah, didn't puke electrohead
15:02:00 * magnaman is now known as mickey
15:15:00 * crispy_ is now known as Crispy
17:17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> blah blah blah
17:17:00 <mickey> 2 u 2
18:31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yo JJ
18:31:00 <JJ> =]
18:31:00 <JJ> sup
18:31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not alot man just chillin
18:31:00 <JJ> kool
18:32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> about to goto for a patrol tho
18:32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> which sucks
18:32:00 <JJ> ahh
18:33:00 <gee_man> i'm spending my fri nite pretending to study
18:34:00 <Blockah> Some guy said on reddit imagine installing a virus on your computer every time you visit pornhub like wtf
18:34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well im fucked then lol
18:35:00 <Blockah> Oh I see what you did there
18:35:00 <gee_man> pornhub is actually a pretty safe set of viruses
18:36:00 <Blockah> Sex = Real life bodily viruses
18:36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> going to restart my modem bbs
18:36:00 <Blockah> Pornhub = Real life addiction
18:36:00 <Blockah> So I stick with I'm a recovering addict :D
18:37:00 <Blockah> Sure, that's what you're doing Snoopys_Gunship
18:37:00 <Blockah> As soon as I mention PornHub he's gone, how very odd
18:37:00 <Blockah> Haha just kidding, catch you later Snoopys_Gunship
20:26:00 <gee_man> i do that with every spinny chair i sit in for more than 10mins
20:26:00 <gee_man> (when not being watched)
20:30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i do it even if i am watched
20:36:00 <gee_man> sometimes i do, too, if i'm around good company
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20:47:00 <gee_man> [16:51:21] no shits given
20:47:00 <gee_man> [16:51:32] also no fucks
20:47:00 <JJ> [16:57:29] Yo Hoes
20:47:00 <JJ> [16:57:45] wassup snoops
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [16:57:57] wasssup JJ
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [16:58:04] whats cracking my nigs
20:47:00 <JJ> [16:58:21] nuffin much
20:47:00 <JJ> [16:58:26] you ?
20:47:00 <Blockah> [16:58:35] Lol @ vid Snoopys_Gunship
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [17:07:33] iknow right lol
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [17:07:44] just pretending to work JJ as usuakl
20:47:00 <JJ> [17:26:43] lol
20:47:00 <JJ> [17:26:56] u slacker snoops :P
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [17:27:06] i know right lol
20:47:00 <sylence> [18:00:14] hey hey
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:00:29] I'm highly offended I wasn't auto voiced on join like everyone else, I'm reporting this!
20:47:00 <mickey> [18:00:44] good on ya
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:01:17] How you be mickey
20:47:00 <mickey> [18:02:43] be good u?
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [18:19:29] you can report said incident to the 2IC or Boss if you want Blockah
20:47:00 <mickey> [18:20:01] 4L3aughs 4O3ut 4L3oud
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:21:30] I been good too mickey
20:47:00 <mickey> [18:22:05] I know I know
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:23:05] That sounds so rude lol
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [18:24:14] well feel free to report it if you must
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:24:53] Snoopys_Gunship, Bruh I was joking o_O
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [18:25:17] no no no feel free because i know the 2IC and boss couldnt give a fuck :P
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:25:21] C'mon man, real kiwis aren't little bitches
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:25:33] Snoopys_Gunship, Oh I knew there would be some catch to your story
20:47:00 <mickey> [18:25:37] of course not
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:25:49] Let me refer you to: /helpop ASD
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:25:53] :D
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:26:21] An eligible helper is someone who knows the in's and out's of
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:26:21] -18HelpOP- the AustNet Services, someone who has a lot of spare time,
20:47:00 <ChanOP> [18:26:24] leave them fuckers alone they have enough trouble trying to wipe their own arses :)
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:26:32] and is willing to volunteer to cover all aspects of being an ASD.
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:26:32] -18HelpOP- This includes long, strenuous hours in #ASD. On top of this, you
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:26:32] -18HelpOP- must be able to maintain good temperament while helping users
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:26:32] -18HelpOP- or while users are harrassing you.
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:26:49] See? You gotta maintain good temperament :P
20:47:00 <Bonny> [18:26:56] guess who is an oper and assistant manager of asd?
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:27:08] Bonny, Bon bons! :P
20:47:00 <mickey> [18:27:11] oh no
20:47:00 <Bonny> [18:27:30] that's moi
20:47:00 <mickey> [18:27:46] 4-> 5): very sad isn't it :( 4<-
20:47:00 <Bonny> [18:27:50] lol
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:27:51] Lmao
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [18:27:54] guess who the boss of austnet is ;)
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:28:16] Probably me by the time I start zapping it into space dust with my 100Gbit tunnels hooked up to my infected botnet?
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:28:19] Oh uh er I mean, who?
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [18:28:39] LOL good luck
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:29:03] I wouldn't need luck lol I have Gbit capabilities that can saturate most heavyweight uplinks that have built in ddos protection :D
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:29:48] Know how I do it and get away from the feds at the same time?
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:29:59] By using my imagination! :D
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:30:02] Lol
20:47:00 <mickey> [18:30:11] 4L12aughing 4O12ut 4L12oud
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [18:30:29] good luck i say good luck
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:30:37] Time for some museli up in this glitch
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [18:31:11] by the way he is watching you lol
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:34:13] So is God, Jesus, The Devil, My Parole Officer, My Stalker, The Government, and some of you lot, I'm used to it by now, what can I say? I'm a popular human...
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:35:00] Let me tell you about that time I sold oxygen to a dead man
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:35:02] The story went a little something like this
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:35:05] Back in my day
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:35:13] It was kind of the in thing to, brb
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:36:14] (You literally leave them hanging while you run away, it buys you time)
20:47:00 <JJ> [18:36:22] Hi Bonny :)\
20:47:00 <Bonny> [18:36:38] hey JJ
20:47:00 <JJ> [18:36:42] how r ya ?
20:47:00 <Bonny> [18:36:49] tired but good
20:47:00 <JJ> [18:36:53] aww okay
20:47:00 <Bonny> [18:37:01] yeah not long home from work
20:47:00 <JJ> [18:37:09] Late night
20:47:00 <Bonny> [18:37:20] yeah
20:47:00 <JJ> [18:37:51] I just ordered some Indian Take away
20:47:00 <Bonny> [18:37:54] yu
20:47:00 <Bonny> [18:37:55] m
20:47:00 <JJ> [18:38:00] hee hee
20:47:00 <Bonny> [18:38:16] I had riccota and spinach ravioli
20:47:00 <JJ> [18:38:23] nice
20:47:00 <Bonny> [18:38:27] yeah
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:39:02] Yeah I beat you all, I had soup for dinner for free, and then I sat down to some expensive muesli and milk for desert :D (God I feel poor) lol
20:47:00 <Bonny> [18:39:10] lol
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:39:14] But seriously this muesli is epic I spent $70 on it last week I still got boxes of it left
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:40:37] You've all heard of he could sell ice to an eskimo
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:40:44] And you've all heard he could sell sand to an arab
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:40:56] But have you heard of he could sell a bible to a muslim!? :O lol just made that one up now :D
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:42:36] Whoa calm down on the rapturous applause everybody
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [18:45:53] i beat you Blockah i have had nothing for dinner :P
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:46:18] Yeah but aren't you like super obese or something? Technically means you've already eaten?
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [18:46:29] LOL far from it
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:46:43] You said you were the size of a gunship o_O
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:46:51] Or maybe that was just a dream I had
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [18:46:52] hahahahaha
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:46:57] :P
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [18:47:02] i had a dream the other night
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:47:09] Did it hurt?
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [18:47:26] the chief of defence for australia was chasing myself and my son and he wanted to kill my son, but everytime he got close he would slow down
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:47:44] Like Pacman glitched out edition?
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [18:47:51] yeah lol
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:48:39] If that was me, I'd feed my kid to the attacking entity and be like, take him, it's yours, please just don't hurt me, besides I'm kiwi, I'll just pop out another kid just like that, perhaps we could work something out here, *proceeds to run off when the enemies guard is down*
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [18:49:18] yeah but he didnt want me he only wanted my son
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:49:30] That's a joke btw, I wouldn't give my kid to the attacking entity! Lol
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [18:49:43] lol i know
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:49:46] Oh how dare he Snoopys_Gunship I would of stepped in and been like huh eh you don't want me eh? I'm just as good quality meat as my kid is!
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:51:25] So...
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:51:27] Sec...
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:53:01] I was at the Supermarket today for literally 5 minutes, when I came out I saw a cop writing a parking ticket.
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:53:08] So I went up to him and said, "Come on man, can't you give a guy a break?"
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:53:14] He ignored me and kept writing the ticket, so I called him a pencil-neck dickhead. He glared at me, and started to write a second ticket for worn tires!
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:53:24] So I asked him if his Psychiatrist makes him lie face down because he's so ugly. He finished with the second ticket, and started writing a third!
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:53:44] This went on until there were five tickets on the windshield, the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote.
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:53:50] I didn't care, my car was parked around the corner.
20:47:00 <gremlinz> [18:55:58] haha
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [18:56:10] hahahaha
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [18:56:39] and with that im fucking off for 30 minutes to do a patrol
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:57:02] Enjoy mate
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:57:11] And with that I'm heading off to play some witcher 3 bbl :D
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:58:28] I just seen a photo a crashed bus with the caption To whoever told me to leave my car at the pub and take the bus... turns out I was in no fit state to drive that either!
20:47:00 <Blockah> [18:58:51] Bbl :)
20:47:00 <sylence> [19:01:36] <+Blockah> I didn't care, my car was parked around the corner. <-- then you walk around the corner and find that your car is wheel clamped
20:47:00 <Blockah> [19:10:14] lol
20:47:00 <sylence> [19:30:26] how are ya cuz
20:47:00 <sylence> [19:30:37] sorry sorting out car insurance
20:47:00 <sylence> [19:31:30] rac would only insure my car for 36k ... shannons insured it for 54k and cheaper too
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:07:44] hey sylence
20:47:00 <gee_man> [20:11:44] someone needs to invent a cutlery storage hook system
20:47:00 <gee_man> [20:12:10] so you don't need a dish rack, you just hang each piece of cutlery to dry on it
20:47:00 <gee_man> [20:12:37] but it needs to be done it such a way so that you can hang each piece from the back
20:47:00 <gee_man> [20:12:42] so you grab the ones from the front
20:47:00 <gee_man> [20:13:12] not many cutlery makers make holes in each piece of cutlery to make it possible
20:47:00 <gee_man> [20:13:31] therefore you can sell the rack with cutlery as a business case
20:47:00 <sylence> [20:14:14] hey snoops
20:47:00 <sylence> [20:14:20] how are ya mate
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:15:42] good mate and you
20:47:00 <sylence> [20:23:14] im great thank you been busy though and fucked my back at work but now i am in light duties doing quality assurance
20:47:00 <sylence> [20:23:33] hows work
20:47:00 <***> Playback Complete.
20:49:00 <Blockah> This chick just got owned by a kid, https://imgur.com/gallery/peduypw
21:05:00 <Blockah> My YouTube video got taken down because it was considered Violent or graphic -_-
21:07:00 <gee_man> the algo wins again
21:11:00 <Blockah> Tempted to start my own YouTube where I'm actually allowed to post what I want
21:11:00 <Blockah> Pretty sure loads of people would love it too
21:11:00 <Blockah> It'd just be costly
21:11:00 <gee_man> you mean vimeo?
21:12:00 <Blockah> What they don't do that yet do they?
21:12:00 <gee_man> its' pretty hard to get a video blocked on vimeo
21:12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i bet i could
21:12:00 <gee_man> from what i used to know about, anyway
21:13:00 <gee_man> things might've changed
21:13:00 <gee_man> you probably could Snoopys_Gunship, but it'd take a week or two to be taken down
21:14:00 <Blockah> Mine took like less than hour lol
21:14:00 <Blockah> Twas just some guy throwing urine into the crowd and then a huge body builder comes rushing at him and starts swinging on him lol
21:14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
21:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ive lost videos but never had them taken down
21:15:00 <Blockah> Yeah YouTube sucks balls
21:15:00 <Blockah> So much for freedom and internet being a place where you can upload what you like
21:17:00 <Blockah> Check out this accidental fire Snoopys_Gunship https://imgur.com/gallery/pTWF4jC
21:24:00 <^pHANTOM^> evening.
21:26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
21:27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hi Zade
21:27:00 <Zade> hello Snoopys_Gunship
21:27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> how are you Zade
21:34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> or not
21:37:00 <Zade> sorry comp issues
22:17:00 <Blockah> gremlinz, Has his nick regged since 2000 -- He's been in business for a while :D
22:49:00 <gee_man> nicaragua
22:49:00 <gee_man> more t.p. for my bunghole
23:08:00 <Blockah> gee_man, Snoopys_Gunship -> https://www.indiewire.com/2020/08/rick-morty-dan-harmon-cancel-qanon-save-the-children-1234579993/
23:08:00 <Blockah> Scroll down and watch that video, I think he went too far, what do you think?
23:47:00 <gee_man> i don't click links
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