// #australia — 2022-08-18
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01:02:00 <eddie> hola Bonny hope all is well... storms here today..
05:42:00 <doggyrat> hello night owls
07:53:00 <Bonny> hi doggyrat
07:53:00 <doggyrat> hello why are you up
07:54:00 <Bonny> getting ready for work
07:54:00 <Bonny> it's 8am here
07:55:00 <doggyrat> this week we are doing deep cleaning of the 3 kindergarten, today we (well the other guy is just cleaning the windows) finished my kindergarten
07:55:00 <Bonny> cool
07:56:00 <doggyrat> as one woman quit the job and the other is on vacation , it is up to me to do most of the work
07:56:00 <doggyrat> :(
07:56:00 <Bonny> it happens
07:58:00 <doggyrat> it is almost midnight here and i do start work at 10am leaving home at 9am, i should go to bed
07:58:00 <Bonny> you should
07:58:00 <Bonny> I start at 8:30am
07:58:00 <doggyrat> unfortunately i am at work during our normal chat time :(
07:58:00 <doggyrat> bye
07:58:00 <Bonny> bye
16:41:00 <***> Buffer Playback...
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:02:54] of course i'm going to fucking blow up with this shit if you keep treating me the way you do
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:05:33] stop poisoning my food and giving me drugs/chemicals
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:05:45] maybe i won't blow up again if you do stop
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:05:45] In Germany, insulting any person is punishable by up to 2 years in prison:
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:05:49] I laughed when I read that lol
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:06:23] They must arrest loads of people at parties having a verbal fight lol
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:06:36] nah, they can handle their beer
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:06:42] they don't get into fights
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:06:51] good beer, too
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:08:20] You're telling me Germany can handle their beer? Apparently not, last time they got drunk with power Hitler tried to take over the world
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:08:26] Aha, see what I did there? :P
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:08:39] lol
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:09:05] they learnt from it tho
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:09:15] They'll be back, so I doubt it
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:09:17] germany is the worst place in the world to be a nazi
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:09:31] Isn't that where all the Nazi's are?
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:09:40] america is the new nazi home
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:09:58] and maybe ukraine
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:11:42] gee_man, Ever seen Romper Stomper?
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:11:52] yeah, as a kid
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:12:21] Me too lol
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:12:58] we watched it at school, i was horrified
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:13:11] not because of the movie, but because there was a kid in my class cheering on the nazis
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:15:52] https://youtu.be/1bqBhiBAnL0
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:15:55] The whites vs the Gooks
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:16:10] Lol I'll always remember that fight scene lol
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:23:21] don't press ctrl-w jj
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:23:35] Far out
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:23:48] in Romper Stomper, Davey aka Daniel Pollock, at 23, Threw himself under a train to do suicide
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:23:58] He's dead now, far out
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:24:37] i'm not suicidal, i've had my rant
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:25:10] Man 1: Does your dog bite?
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:25:12] as soon as i mentioned DoD, they hacked my pc, then got me to go on a rant
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:25:13] Man 2: No
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:25:16] Man 1: Aww nice dog… Owww it bit me, you said your dog does not bite!
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:25:20] Man 2: That is not my dog!
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:25:33] Lol
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:25:53] dogs rule, cats think they rule
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:26:57] new implant does wonders
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:27:07] much more efficient than my left ear
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:27:37] What implant?
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:27:58] had one behind my left ear since 1999
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:28:10] one behind my right ear was installed a couple of weeks ago
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:30:00] Yeah but what is it?
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:30:03] A grommet ?
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:30:07] A hearing aid?
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:30:28] A cocclea? Could be any time of implant lol
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:30:30] small slither of metal attached to my skull, vibrates according to specific high frequencies
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:31:03] Okay buddy sure you do
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:31:08] Back in your cell
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:31:44] i'm in my cell
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:31:48] livin' it up
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:32:04] shit that reminds me
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:32:07] i have to do my budget
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:32:19] Don't we all mate
16:41:00 <Blockah> [16:32:21] Don't we all :D
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:32:26] lol
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:32:32] will take me 30 seconds
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:33:39] done
16:41:00 <gee_man> [16:41:01] ..........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're at mars
16:41:00 <***> Playback Complete.
16:51:00 <Blockah> how much was ur food budget gee_man
16:51:00 <Blockah> and what currency?
16:51:00 <gee_man> 2.3b rubles
16:51:00 <gee_man> mostly wheat
16:53:00 <gee_man> if there's anything i've learnt about encryption, it's that everything, absolutely everything, is eventaully known by all, in time
16:54:00 <Blockah> Wtf you talking about bro
16:54:00 <gee_man> bitcoin is a decryption network
16:55:00 <Blockah> Oh forget about bitcoin and all that crap mate it's just a scam
16:55:00 <gee_man> plug in a bunch of encrypted text, it'll crack it
16:55:00 <Blockah> Get some real cash lol
16:56:00 <gee_man> food budget was about $150 for the week
16:56:00 <gee_man> make that about $200 actually
16:56:00 <Blockah> What currency though?
16:56:00 <gee_man> aud
16:56:00 <Blockah> That's about $20 more than what I get lol
16:57:00 <Blockah> I get $200 per week, period...
16:57:00 <gee_man> well after rebates, discounts, etc. it's about $120
16:57:00 <Blockah> You just said you get $200 actually now its $120 lol make up your mind
16:58:00 <gee_man> that's the food budget of what i spend up front
16:58:00 <gee_man> but i get disabiltiy discounts
16:58:00 <Blockah> Wait what
16:58:00 <gee_man> so it works out to be about $120
16:58:00 <Blockah> Disability discounts at the fucking super market?
16:59:00 <gee_man> it's complicated, and i don't want to go into any more detail
16:59:00 <Blockah> That sounds like you've got a good deal going on there o_O
16:59:00 <Blockah> We don't get shit
16:59:00 <Blockah> We literally get given $200 at best and are told, live off that lol
16:59:00 <Blockah> So are you saying you still have money left over after you pay your $120 in food gee_man ?
16:59:00 <Blockah> Erm like what I mean is
17:00:00 <Blockah> Do you get more than $200 all up?
17:00:00 <gee_man> i have $16.47 after rent and bills and food, until next fortnight
17:00:00 <Blockah> Whoa wtf fortnight!?!?
17:00:00 <Blockah> Forget that shit, our shit is weekly lol
17:01:00 <gee_man> yeah, it seems like a lot until you realise you gotta stretch it out for 2 weeks
17:01:00 <gee_man> i was gonna buy a movie but the one i had my eye on is $19.99
17:01:00 <gee_man> gonna hafta settle for a b-grade movie
17:01:00 <Blockah> You've gotta live on $200 for two weeks gee_man ???
17:02:00 <Blockah> I sure hope shit really is way cheaper over in Australia like my kiwi mate says lol
17:02:00 <gee_man> it is cheaper, but i'm seeing inflation in food prices
17:03:00 <Blockah> $100 per week is usually what I have been living on recently and trying to save the other $100
17:03:00 <Blockah> But it is super hard to live on $100 per week here in NZ, like SUPER HARD
17:03:00 <gee_man> ya i know
17:04:00 <Blockah> Flat mate came home today with like A roast chicken, some wraps, some tissues, some cat treats, and it was like $70 lol
17:04:00 <Blockah> Some people living on worse benefits get like $80 per week for their food
17:04:00 <gee_man> yeah jobseeker it's called in aus
17:05:00 <gee_man> it's like half of what i get
17:05:00 <Blockah> Yeah we have Job Seeker, Sickness, and Supported Living Payment
17:05:00 <gee_man> come to aus, get on the ndis
17:06:00 <gee_man> i guess you'd need to be an aussie citizen tho
17:06:00 <gee_man> ndis is cool, but it's not really money you can spend yourself
17:06:00 <Blockah> Takes like 2 years to become an aus citizen tho lol
17:06:00 <gee_man> you can _sort_of_ spend it, but it's complicated
17:06:00 <Blockah> I went to the shop today, and I was there for literally 5 minutes.
17:06:00 <Blockah> When I came out there was a guy writing a parking ticket for being in a handicap spot.
17:06:00 <gee_man> and chances are you'll be knocked back for a lot of what you actually need
17:06:00 <Blockah> So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
17:07:00 <Blockah> He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
17:07:00 <Blockah> So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly.
17:07:00 <Blockah> He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
17:07:00 <Blockah> This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the windshield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote.
17:07:00 <Blockah> I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
17:07:00 <gee_man> lol
17:07:00 <gee_man> ah damn i needed that laugh
17:07:00 <Blockah> :P
17:08:00 <gee_man> national tell-a-joke day
17:08:00 <Blockah> Oh I know a good one! My bank balance!
17:08:00 <Blockah> Mind you
17:08:00 <gee_man> international?
17:08:00 <gee_man> i thought you save $100 per week tho
17:08:00 <Blockah> I did wake up from a dream last night where I was about to have a lovely dinner meal, and I was telling my nana a joke about, how do you stop a midgit from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head
17:09:00 <Blockah> gee_man, I usually do save $100 per week, but that's still shit lol
17:09:00 <gee_man> jesus
17:09:00 <gee_man> i have like $5 in my savings
17:09:00 <gee_man> i end up spending it at the end of the fortnight
17:09:00 <Blockah> I have like $150 in my savings and I feel broke lol
17:10:00 <gee_man> keep putting $5 in savings every fortnight
17:10:00 <gee_man> i got it up to $15 before spending it recently
17:10:00 <gee_man> had to pay for medication tho
17:11:00 <Blockah> Dayum
17:11:00 <Blockah> Believe it or not
17:11:00 <Blockah> To have a savings on a low income is actually a massive feat of endurance and patience
17:11:00 <Blockah> It takes ultimate self control and will power
17:12:00 <Blockah> Literally everything around you thirsts to drain your bank balance!
17:13:00 <gee_man> i don't even do shit
17:13:00 <gee_man> i don't go out
17:13:00 <gee_man> i dunno why i'm always broke
17:13:00 <Blockah> Because you buy things and don't stick to your budget
17:13:00 <gee_man> too stoned in math class when we learnt about budgeting i guess
17:14:00 <gee_man> i stick to my budget, actually, it's just that my income is less than my budget
17:14:00 <Blockah> Pro tip: Take a calculator and use it for every purchase you make, and when you see an item for say $1.70 put $2 into your calculator, and buy a few of them, that way you've created some savings, by the time you hit your 'limit'
17:16:00 <gee_man> there's an app that invests in the stockmarket that rounds up every purchase to the nearest dollar, and invests that in stocks
17:16:00 <gee_man> forgot what it was called
17:17:00 <gee_man> i was gonna install it but i didn't trust handing over my bank account login to the app
17:17:00 <gee_man> violates the bank's terms and conditions
17:18:00 <Blockah> Yeah fk that lol
17:18:00 <gee_man> so if unexplained purchases show up, the bank isn't liable
17:18:00 * magnaman is now known as mickey
17:34:00 <gee_man> the DoD wants a word with you gremlinz, something about random string filenames being downloaded, such as starting with "d6fef360-7caa-4c88-"
17:35:00 <gee_man> lol my antivirus just randomly told me that 2 files were downloaded
17:36:00 <gee_man> i took a screenshot and opened paint, pasted, started typing out the filenames
17:36:00 <gee_man> paint randomly shut down
17:36:00 <gee_man> someone doesn't know when to NOPE out
17:39:00 <gee_man> russians are scrambling to collect as much intel as they can before they leave canberra, desperate measures
17:39:00 <gee_man> dunno why they're interested in me
17:42:00 <gee_man> i mean, i can imagine a few scnearios, i guess i'm an easy target for them
17:47:00 <gee_man> i got russia in my left air screaming at me, meanwhile the nsa is silently listening to everything they say
18:37:00 <JJ> Hi all
18:38:00 <mickey> boo
18:38:00 <JJ> hi mickey
18:38:00 <mickey> howdy
18:39:00 <JJ> sup
18:42:00 <mickey> not much just reading a book
18:43:00 <JJ> okay
18:44:00 <mickey> you?
18:44:00 <JJ> Just had Nandos for dinner :)
18:45:00 <mickey> I had a omelette
18:45:00 <JJ> k
18:45:00 <JJ> nice
19:37:00 <gremlinz> gee_man: ahuh
19:37:00 <gremlinz> i'll be sure to give the DoD my condolences
20:18:00 <mickey> 2 Thank you......You enjoy the rest of your day too
22:13:00 <Bonny> so chipxxx.. why do you bother coming on here when you don't chat?
22:27:00 <gremlinz> wasn't the chat incomprehensible
23:13:00 <electrohead> lol, hey :)
23:13:00 <Bonny> hey
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