// #australia — 2022-08-20
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06:46:00 <doggyrat> hello
08:35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> blah blah blah
08:35:00 <gee_man> blahdy blah blahdy hell
08:36:00 <mickey> thats right
08:36:00 <gee_man> dunno what drug i was given a few days ago, but damn i was a mess
08:36:00 <gee_man> i'm all g now
08:37:00 <gee_man> maybe it was just psychological because i want clean food
08:39:00 <gee_man> maybe it's got to do with the 3:33 mark in daywatch/nightwatch with the east in my left ear, and the west in my right ear
08:40:00 <gee_man> i'm gonna watch a movie
10:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> FUCK YEAH
10:15:00 <gee_man> slammin' salmon was good
10:17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its not up there as the best they did but fuck yeah
10:17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> seen beerfest yet
10:18:00 <Bonny> hmmmm
10:18:00 <gee_man> https://dilbert.com/strip/2022-08-19
10:18:00 <gee_man> next on the list to see
10:18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> heya Bonny
10:19:00 <Bonny> hello
10:19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> whats crapping
10:19:00 <gee_man> ey Bonny
10:20:00 <Bonny> hey gee_man
10:20:00 <Bonny> shit craps
10:21:00 <Bonny> the only reason I am up atm is cos I had to get a blood test done
10:22:00 <Bonny> are you at work, snoops?
10:22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i asure am
10:22:00 <Bonny> finishing early I assume? :)
10:23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 1900
10:23:00 <Bonny> oh full day
10:23:00 <Bonny> I booked my car last night
10:24:00 <Bonny> so I'm all set for my trip
10:25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> awesome i cant wait to meet you
10:25:00 <Bonny> same.. :)
10:25:00 <Bonny> it will be fun with gremz there to
10:25:00 <Bonny> too
10:25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sure will be
10:29:00 <gremlinz> 3some
10:29:00 <gee_man> good kind or bad kind?
10:29:00 <gremlinz> i had a hard couple days in my new gig
10:29:00 <gee_man> good=2women
10:29:00 <gremlinz> 4 meetings and a road trip
10:29:00 <Bonny> lol
10:30:00 <Bonny> that is hard
10:30:00 <gremlinz> yea im a bit pooped
10:30:00 <gremlinz> i'll go on stress leave be end of next week
10:30:00 <Bonny> hehehe
10:30:00 <Bonny> good idea
10:30:00 <gremlinz> i can work at home 2/5 days week
10:30:00 <gremlinz> :)
10:30:00 <Bonny> nice
10:30:00 <Bonny> :)
10:30:00 <gremlinz> ye
10:31:00 <gremlinz> i'll be managing 15 sites across QLD
10:31:00 <Bonny> wow
10:31:00 <Bonny> are you manager?
10:31:00 <gremlinz> somewhat, my work area manages contracts
10:32:00 <Bonny> cool
10:32:00 <Bonny> keep you busy
10:32:00 <gremlinz> and not including the other 12 or so which will be comnig onboard maybe end of next year
10:32:00 <Bonny> the pay better be good
10:32:00 <gremlinz> so all up i think 45ish or so sites
10:32:00 <Bonny> that's a lot of sites
10:33:00 <gremlinz> the pay is ok, entry level is APS2 so coming in at an APS5 level for someone like me who's never work in govt is pretty good
10:34:00 <Bonny> yes it is good
10:34:00 <Bonny> is snoops sites one of yours?
10:34:00 <gremlinz> nah
10:34:00 <Bonny> bugger
10:34:00 <Bonny> lol
10:34:00 <gremlinz> haha
10:34:00 <Bonny> so snoops is safe for now
10:35:00 <gremlinz> fornow
10:35:00 <Bonny> I think snoops deserves a promotion
10:35:00 <gremlinz> does he want one tho
10:35:00 <Bonny> true
10:35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wait what
10:35:00 <gee_man> lol
10:35:00 <gremlinz> what wait
10:35:00 <Bonny> lol
10:35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i deserve one but fuck having one
10:35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i do enough as it is
10:35:00 <gremlinz> ^ this
10:35:00 <Bonny> promotion comes with more money
10:36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what and my 84K a year isnt enough lol
10:36:00 <Bonny> nup
10:36:00 <Bonny> lol
10:36:00 <Bonny> combine with my part time work and pension I get 40k annually
10:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> gremlinz larry the cunt never showed the other night
10:37:00 <Bonny> not bad for only working 3 days a week
10:37:00 <gee_man> more money, more problems
10:37:00 <Bonny> who's larry?
10:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got next weekend off
10:37:00 <Bonny> nice
10:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the company inspector
10:37:00 <Bonny> oh
10:38:00 <gremlinz> son-of-a-bitch
10:38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what
10:41:00 <gremlinz> larry no show
10:41:00 <Bonny> ok.. I'm outties.. catchyas tonight
10:43:00 <gremlinz> later
10:47:00 <gee_man> don't know how exactly, but i miscalculated my budget by about $30
10:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh right
10:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i was ready and waiting with cock in hand
10:48:00 <gee_man> lol
10:48:00 <gee_man> somehow i gotta pull $25 outta my arse, time to go fishing Snoopys_Gunship
10:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i heard whoring yourself out does the trick
10:49:00 <gee_man> haven't i done enough? it's never enough. it's all on film too. no wonder i get no sleep.
10:49:00 <gremlinz> farmhub.com ?
10:50:00 <gee_man> i am not clicking that lol
10:50:00 <gee_man> oh, it's just a site about installing doom on tractors
10:52:00 <gee_man> it's all accadaccamic
11:32:00 <gee_man> i hate how programming textbooks are all "here's how you do it, remember this" then in a later chapter, they're like "rememeber that thing i told you to remember? yeah, forget that. you're ACTUALLY supposed to do it like this!"
11:40:00 <gee_man> when i write a programming textbook, it's gonna be all "now, i'm supposed to tell you that you're supposed to do it like this, and then later on, once it's sunk in, tell you something different. well i say, fuck that. do it like this, here's why." verbatim including caps
11:57:00 <mickey> http://www.weathercity.com/nz/waipukurau/
12:04:00 <mickey> And the band played waltzing matilda
14:04:00 <gee_man> fucking jqXHR. that is all.
14:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> taken your tablets today
14:07:00 <gee_man> nope
14:07:00 <gee_man> i take them at night
14:07:00 <gee_man> jqXHR is jquery xml http request
14:08:00 <gee_man> so far i'm having success with it, but handling errors is a bitch
14:08:00 <gee_man> i took my crazy pills on time yesterday
14:09:00 <gee_man> obviously there are residual effects of the insanity that occurred a few days ago, so i'm still dealing with such issues
14:10:00 <gee_man> a bit like 'long acid' flashbacks that people who take lsd suffer on bad trips, decades after the consumption
14:11:00 <mickey> 0,7 My Doctor asked if anyone in the family suffered from insanity I said no, we all enjoyed it
14:11:00 <gee_man> sometimes i do, sometimes i don't
14:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its a joke gee_man
14:20:00 <gee_man> i know dude
14:21:00 <mickey> 4L3aughs 4O3ut 4L3oud
15:18:00 <mickey> And the band played waltzing matilda
15:54:00 <mickey> not good if you got the trots
15:55:00 <gee_man> well, my feet are cold
15:58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the clap is worst
16:00:00 <mickey> true
16:04:00 <gee_man> i wonder if kapooka will introduce anti-fungal cream as a preventative measure as an option
16:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope
16:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> never will
16:06:00 <gee_man> here's some jock-itch. you get a jock-itch. YOU get a jock-itch. EVERYONE GETS A JOCK-ITCH
16:07:00 <gee_man> unlike oprah, tho, it's tax-free
16:24:00 <mickey> nothing like a good scratch
16:48:00 <gee_man> it's a joke, by the way
16:51:00 <***> Buffer Playback...
16:51:00 <gee_man> [16:07:58] i'm only doing intro web dev, so i'm sure whatever you can do is going to be better than mine
16:51:00 <gee_man> [16:08:15] also, i'm halfway through, so there's a lot to learn
16:51:00 <doggyrat> [16:08:17] 20 years ago i started learning the basics of HTML
16:51:00 <gee_man> [16:08:26] i have no idea what joomla is
16:51:00 <doggyrat> [16:10:02] a kind of content management system based one a database, that is what a friend told me , who recommended it to me
16:51:00 <gee_man> [16:10:42] ok, sounds complex like kubernetes
16:51:00 <doggyrat> [16:10:53] sorry i have to take my shower and get ready for work
16:51:00 <gee_man> [16:11:23] ok seeya
16:51:00 <doggyrat> [16:11:24] i will google for kubermetes this evening
16:51:00 <doggyrat> [16:11:27] bye
16:51:00 <***> Playback Complete.
16:55:00 <gee_man> a bit like australia's certificate system
17:19:00 <BlackBishop> 🐌
17:22:00 * magnaman is now known as mickey
18:09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> mother fucker
18:09:00 <gee_man> yes?
18:09:00 <gee_man> where's the milf?
18:10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> BUT if you touch her i rip your nuts off :)
18:10:00 <gee_man> dude it ain't even 7pm yet
18:10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Saturday August 20 2022 06:10pm(18:10:16) Greenbank, Queensland New Zealand
18:10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> shit your right lol
18:10:00 <gee_man> i don't have my eyes on any milfs, or any female for that matter, i'm asexual, remmeber?
18:11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats alright ill be fucking that milf tonight :P
18:11:00 <gee_man> every woman i've ever slept with has tricked me one way or another, or otherwise i'm tricked by proxy, so i just stick to porno mags now
18:12:00 <gee_man> with the exception of a female i slept with in the back of a holden
18:12:00 <gee_man> got her pregnant, she turned lesbian
18:12:00 <gee_man> long story
18:13:00 <gee_man> i still hadn't been educated sexually, so no wonder she went lesbo
18:14:00 <gee_man> from what i understood, she got raped at a concert the time before me
18:14:00 <gee_man> my sex was consensual, but it was just bad
18:14:00 <gee_man> i had nfi what i was doing
18:14:00 <gee_man> i was only 19
18:15:00 <BlackBishop> https://twitter.com/colpeoplespress/status/1559909732219236353
18:15:00 <BlackBishop> :| dumb
18:15:00 <gee_man> not sure if she tried another dude after me, but i wouldn't be surprised if i was the final straw
18:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> try having your ex finance take off back to canada with your $2500 engagement ring and then find out she turned lesbain and gave it to her gf
18:15:00 <gee_man> rofl
18:16:00 <gee_man> expensive fuck
18:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh
18:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i found out
18:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my sister in law has a 10K wedding ring
18:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> this was right after he dropped his wedding ring in the river lol
18:16:00 <gee_man> ohhhhhhhh
18:17:00 <gee_man> i'd go diving
18:17:00 <gee_man> snorkel
18:17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its alright he went to the jellery the next day and got another wedding ring
18:17:00 <gee_man> ah ok
18:17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> his one was only worth 800 lol
18:18:00 <gee_man> well, it's a story to tell the grandkids
18:19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yup lol
18:20:00 <gee_man> is it still there? the ring?
18:20:00 <gee_man> in the river?
18:20:00 <gee_man> would've just sunk to the sand
18:20:00 <gee_man> for $10k i'd go after it
18:23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no no no no no no n
18:23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the 10K ring didnt fall in
18:24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> only the 800 one did
18:24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> she wasnt with us
18:25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol i just found out my car is full voice control lol
18:29:00 <gee_man> nice
18:29:00 <gee_man> like a tesla?
18:29:00 <gee_man> summon?
18:29:00 <gee_man> or just like radio and phone and shit
18:29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its a 2016 ranger you go figure
18:30:00 <gee_man> pro-tip: if you wake up in the middle of the night, and your car is gone, put your key fob in the microwave or fridge, that way, the device they planted to replicate your key fob will be useless
18:31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> why would you when your car is already gone
18:31:00 <gee_man> because it will lock the thieves wherever they are Snoopys_Gunship
18:31:00 <gee_man> car will just stop
18:32:00 <gee_man> pro-tip for any bachelors reading this; either go full-hog and make sure your bed sheets/doona are properly wrapped without any loose bits, or don't use sheets or doona cover, more lives are lost to strangulation from bed sheets than ambos like to admit
18:32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my wife wants a 2022 Everest
18:33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> with the ranger range they cant get any further then about 100m before the cars alarm goes off
18:33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got the XLT tech pack upgrade
18:33:00 <gee_man> yeah but they plant a keyfob replicator near your house that they pick up later
18:34:00 <gee_man> i spose you guys have got the whole thing figured out tho
18:34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> cant fault it
18:35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 16 ranger with 81K on it
18:35:00 <gee_man> just within the 7 year mark for cheaper insurance
18:35:00 <gee_man> next year, insurance will bite
18:36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> since they have stopped the terriory do you reckon they will go with the everest
18:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol i agree
18:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> mine weighs 2.6 tons and is the same
18:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sorry 2.5
19:06:00 <gee_man> any single person is smart introspectively, people, on the other hand, when in small or large groups, are stupid
19:06:00 <gee_man> problem is groups of people think they're smart
20:08:00 <gee_man> ey sylence
20:08:00 <gee_man> ey eddie
20:09:00 <mickey> ey you
20:10:00 <gee_man> ey mickey
20:18:00 <gee_man> fuck me, retyping code i've already written due to malware screwing things up is not how i wanted to spend my friday night
20:20:00 <gee_man> i think i've retyped it all now tho
20:20:00 <gee_man> different, this time, but gets the job done
20:43:00 <doggyrat> hello
21:19:00 <gee_man> ey doggyrat
21:19:00 <gee_man> it's spelled kubernetes not kubermetes
21:19:00 <gee_man> but you knew that
22:17:00 <gee_man> i got the majority of my assignment done, and 'cos there's so little left to do, i'm not going to sleep, yet
22:17:00 <gee_man> but i thought there wasn't much to do before, and it took me 5 hours
22:54:00 <doggyrat> sorry i had lunch and the sister of the wolf is here for a visit
23:10:00 <gee_man> so you're not getting time for your project?
23:16:00 <doggyrat> i am working on my project right now, made some construction error that has to be corrected
23:17:00 <gee_man> just part of the process, i guess
23:22:00 <doggyrat> yes, but if i would have a human brain instead of an rat brain i would not have had that error
23:22:00 <doggyrat> simply did forget to leave enough space for the lens-holder
23:28:00 <gee_man> my cat brain is having trouble with basic jquery ajax
23:49:00 <electrohead> o/
23:50:00 <gee_man> ey electrohead
23:50:00 <electrohead> eeyyy
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