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00:00 <katatonickake> Oh the toilet paper in sydney is a fucking joke! I went to a local IGA the next burb over and i got some
00:00 <katatonickake> nothing at the big shopping centres
00:00 <Skirmish> They drive by the front of the house and throw the toilet paper out the window and I peg the sanitiser through the window and hope my aim is good. 
00:00 <katatonickake> lol
00:05 <katatonickake> Oh the toilet paper in sydney is a fucking joke! I went to a local IGA the next burb over and i got some
00:16 <katatonickake> nothing at the big shopping centres
00:20 <Skirmish> They drive by the front of the house and throw the toilet paper out the window and I peg the sanitiser through the window and hope my aim is good.
00:34 <katatonickake> lol
00:59 <Skirmish> Yeah I might have to go and hit up some local IGA's when I go back to work tomorrow.
01:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I might have to go and hit up some local IGA's when I go back to work tomorrow. 
01:00 <Skirmish> Coles had a 4 pack of their Coles brand ... but I wasn't that desperate. 
01:16 <Skirmish> Coles had a 4 pack of their Coles brand ... but I wasn't that desperate.
02:00 <katatonickake> I wonder how long this whole virus bullshit will go on for
02:00 <katatonickake> and with the new restrictions - fuck me….
02:00 <Skirmish> The infection rates are levelling out. Just depends of people keep isolating for a few more weeks. 
02:00 <Skirmish> depends if*
02:00 <katatonickake> yeah i'm thinking months
02:09 <katatonickake> I wonder how long this whole virus bullshit will go on for
02:19 <katatonickake> and with the new restrictions - fuck me….
02:29 <Skirmish> The infection rates are levelling out. Just depends of people keep isolating for a few more weeks.
02:48 <Skirmish> depends if*
02:51 <katatonickake> yeah i'm thinking months
03:00 <Skirmish> All the memos we're getting at work have a 6 month schedule but that's worst case scenario. 
03:00 <katatonickake> yeah we have a 6 month plan in place
03:11 <Skirmish> All the memos we're getting at work have a 6 month schedule but that's worst case scenario.
03:32 <katatonickake> yeah we have a 6 month plan in place
04:00 <Skirmish> I am waiting for all the drug addicts to start murdering each other for drugs.
04:00 <katatonickake> I have to fucking wait until next week to get a licence to access specific software 
04:00 <katatonickake> it's annoying AF
04:00 <Skirmish> Easier than robbing people and trying to sell playstations. Just murder each other for their stash. 
04:00 <katatonickake> LOL
04:00 <Skirmish> Nature is cleaning house. 
04:00 <katatonickake> yeah that won't happen yet - too many police 'round 
04:01 <Skirmish> I am waiting for all the drug addicts to start murdering each other for drugs.
04:08 <katatonickake> I have to fucking wait until next week to get a licence to access specific software
04:25 <katatonickake> it's annoying AF
04:28 <Skirmish> Easier than robbing people and trying to sell playstations. Just murder each other for their stash.
04:34 <katatonickake> LOL
04:43 <Skirmish> Nature is cleaning house.
04:58 <katatonickake> yeah that won't happen yet - too many police 'round
05:00 <Skirmish> All the ciggybutt brains that have been sucking down meth from the glass bbq for the last 6 months and have fucked lungs are on notice. 
05:00 <katatonickake> LMFAO
05:00 <katatonickake> their lungs are prob the most resilient 
05:13 <Skirmish> All the ciggybutt brains that have been sucking down meth from the glass bbq for the last 6 months and have fucked lungs are on notice.
05:28 <katatonickake> LMFAO
05:56 <katatonickake> their lungs are prob the most resilient
06:00 <katatonickake> the meth prob gives the lungs a protective coating *vomit*
06:00 <Skirmish> Have you seen the video of the wanker that had to report to the police station so he pretended to have corona? Looks like he's going to get 6 months in prison for his sense of humour. Saw his picture .... mullet, man bag, adidas gear. The perfect stereotypical bogan dole recipient. 
06:34 <katatonickake> the meth prob gives the lungs a protective coating *vomit*
06:46 <Skirmish> Have you seen the video of the wanker that had to report to the police station so he pretended to have corona? Looks like he's going to get 6 months in prison for his sense of humour. Saw his picture .... mullet, man bag, adidas gear. The perfect stereotypical bogan dole recipient.
07:00 <katatonickake> lol! what a dick!
07:09 <katatonickake> lol! what a dick!
07:59 <Skirmish> His girlfriend/sister/prostitute that was filming was nearly in tears when they arrested him. So little self awareness. "You're arresting him just for that?! HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"
08:00 <Skirmish> His girlfriend/sister/prostitute that was filming was nearly in tears when they arrested him. So little self awareness. "You're arresting him just for that?! HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"
08:00 <Skirmish> I felt myself slide a little closer to becoming a sociopath watching it. I wanted bad things to happen to them. 
08:00 <katatonickake> LOL
08:24 <Skirmish> I felt myself slide a little closer to becoming a sociopath watching it. I wanted bad things to happen to them.
08:36 <katatonickake> LOL
09:00 <Skirmish> I got a call yesterday from a muppet being isolated in a hotel in Sydney that somehow found our number in Newcastle and wanted to complain about the conditions. 
09:00 <katatonickake> the ageing brain!
09:00 <Skirmish> It's a fucking awesome hotel cunt! DEAL WITH IT! 
09:00 <katatonickake> HA! I hope you said that!
09:22 <Skirmish> I got a call yesterday from a muppet being isolated in a hotel in Sydney that somehow found our number in Newcastle and wanted to complain about the conditions.
09:23 <katatonickake> the ageing brain!
09:32 <Skirmish> It's a fucking awesome hotel cunt! DEAL WITH IT!
09:43 <katatonickake> HA! I hope you said that!
10:00 <Skirmish> Recorded line, I was a little more diplomatic. I suggested that if the worst thing going on in their lives right now is being stuck in a good hotel they don't have to pay for then they need to stop and have a think before complaining. 
10:00 <katatonickake> lol - i bet that went down well!
10:30 <Skirmish> Recorded line, I was a little more diplomatic. I suggested that if the worst thing going on in their lives right now is being stuck in a good hotel they don't have to pay for then they need to stop and have a think before complaining.
10:53 <katatonickake> lol - i bet that went down well!
11:00 <Skirmish> "YOU WORK FOR ME! YOU'RE A PUBLIC SERVANT! HOW DARE YOU!" 
11:00 <katatonickake> buh bye cunt!
11:00 <Skirmish> "Am I on speaker phone?" Yes ma'am, you are. 
11:00 <katatonickake> LOL
11:00 <Skirmish> I think she heard the others laughing. 
11:00 <katatonickake> HA!
11:00 <katatonickake> the best!
11:03 <Skirmish> "YOU WORK FOR ME! YOU'RE A PUBLIC SERVANT! HOW DARE YOU!"
11:18 <katatonickake> buh bye cunt!
11:24 <Skirmish> "Am I on speaker phone?" Yes ma'am, you are.
11:29 <katatonickake> LOL
11:30 <Skirmish> I think she heard the others laughing.
11:33 <katatonickake> HA!
11:36 <katatonickake> the best!
12:00 <Skirmish> Anyway. I need to go and have a shower. In case you're gone when I come back ... adios Kateos. Lovely chatting with you. 
12:00 <katatonickake> later !
12:00 <katatonickake> Will prob see yo around with the whole isolation thing 
12:14 <Skirmish> Anyway. I need to go and have a shower. In case you're gone when I come back ... adios Kateos. Lovely chatting with you.
12:25 <katatonickake> later !
12:43 <katatonickake> Will prob see yo around with the whole isolation thing
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25:00 <[Assad]> must be April fools
25:58 <[Assad]> must be April fools
30:00 <[Assad]> Alan Jones claims 'our listeners and our viewers are not stupid'...
30:43 <[Assad]> Alan Jones claims 'our listeners and our viewers are not stupid'...
31:00 <[Assad]> stupid is the first qualification needed to listen to him
31:11 <[Assad]> stupid is the first qualification needed to listen to him
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19:00 <[Assad]> https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
19:33 <[Assad]> https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
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02:00 <jigsaw> hi long lost souls
02:27 <jigsaw> hi long lost souls
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47:00 <o_> went to the PO to pay a bill
47:00 <o_> only 8 customers at a time in the shop
48:00 <o_> lined up out the door, but not too long to wait
49:00 <o_> a mall person and a little girl were putting social distancing stickers on the floor in front of the takeaway counters
49:00 <o_> the child was holding the measuring tape
03:00 <o_> I have a watch
04:00 <o_> silver hands and a white face
04:00 <o_> pulled the back off to changed the battery
04:00 <o_> I thought I could use a marking pen to paint the hands black
05:00 <o_> the ink wouldn't stick to the hands
05:00 <o_> but a smudge of ink got on the face
05:00 <o_> put a drop of metho on a tissue, wiped off the smudge
05:00 <o_> wiped off the '9' as well
11:00 <[Assad]> child labour
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12:00 <[Assad]> went to the PO last week to send a few ostimy bladders overseas
13:00 <[Assad]> father's stuck overseas thanks to this virus
13:00 <[Assad]> he is running out of his external bladders
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29:00 <[Assad]> dont know why some mobile apps have to be a subscription
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45:00 * underpants |==> michelle
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24:00 <[Assad]> hmm
25:00 * michelle |==> Covid-19
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30:00 <[Assad]> haha
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31:00 <[Assad]> worldmeters.info will give you the latest score
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49:00 <Kromitt> <ChineseBoySecretWeapon> china will own australia within 10 years
49:00 <Kromitt> <ChineseBoySecretWeapon> i will spread my virus to u all
49:00 <Kromitt> <ChineseBoySecretWeapon> i already spat in the reservoirs during my shift on monday
49:00 <Kromitt> <+Lumeah> Hi Jason 
49:00 <Kromitt> <ChineseBoySecretWeapon> were going to fuck u all uop
49:00 <Kromitt> <ChineseBoySecretWeapon> i will infect u all  
49:09 <Kromitt> <ChineseBoySecretWeapon> china will own australia within 10 years
49:10 <Kromitt> <ChineseBoySecretWeapon> i will spread my virus to u all
49:10 <Kromitt> <ChineseBoySecretWeapon> i already spat in the reservoirs during my shift on monday
49:10 <Kromitt> <+Lumeah> Hi Jason
49:10 <Kromitt> <ChineseBoySecretWeapon> were going to fuck u all uop
49:10 <Kromitt> <ChineseBoySecretWeapon> i will infect u all
49:10 Mode: (by lego.jp.austnet.org) +b *!*@austnet.3755458272.user
49:10 Kick: Kromitt was kicked by lego.jp.austnet.org (Channel flood triggered (limit is 6 lines in 3 secs))
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07:00 <Skirmish> Mobile signal boosters to use at home. Optus network. Who knows?
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> holy shit this has shrunk
11:00 <Lumeah> Hey 
11:00 <Lumeah> Indeed 
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> no Exo?
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> or is there a split
12:00 <Lumeah> Erm... 
12:00 <Lumeah> I haven't seen exo type in channel for agss
12:00 <Lumeah>  He's on discord bore Aussies 
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> lol he got a life
12:00 <Lumeah> Lol
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14:00 <Blitzkrieg> wow austnet is dead
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> none of the channels have many users
14:00 <Lumeah> Nope
14:00 <Lumeah> Scraping the bottom 
14:00 <Lumeah> Lol
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> not even by the look of it
15:00 <Lumeah> True 
15:00 <Lumeah> Activity in #nerdhacks
15:00 <Skirmish> This isn't scraping the bottom of the barrel. This is what leaked out of the barrel, dried in the sun and left a crust on the ground. 
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> hahaha bingo
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> sup Skirmish
16:00 <Lumeah> Hahaha 
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> i think it's been like 8 months since i came on here, it's just gone downhill even more
17:00 <Skirmish> I log in once everyone 2 weeks or so to trigger the shed goblin and the other rats and to keep my nick alive because I know there's people waiting to hijack it. 
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> he's still alive?
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> impressive
18:00 <Lumeah> Aprently he is
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> would've thought he would've had a heart attack by now
19:00 <Lumeah> Hope so
19:00 <Lumeah> Lol
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> speaking of fatties
22:00 <Skirmish> The shed goblin is a modern day greasy jabba the hut. 
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> the kike living in mummys shed
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> lolllllllllll
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> is he here now?
23:00 <Skirmish> No idea. Don't care enough to keep track of his many nicks he uses to avoid bans. 
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> i can't even remember his name
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> i just remember he's a kike
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> OH that's right.. matty best
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> !seen Exo
25:00 <StatsOP> Exo ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #sydney 8 days, 8 hours, 11 minutes ago stating (Quit: dead).
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> dead?
26:00 <Lumeah> He's on discord 
26:00 <Lumeah> In bored Aussies 
26:00 <Lumeah> Get discord app
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> cbf lol
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> tell him i say hi
27:00 <Lumeah> https://discord.gg/aKkPzw
27:00 <Lumeah> Ok
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> gave in and joined cuz bored
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38:00 <Lumeah> Yay! 
30:00 <[Assad]> back
31:00 <[Assad]> learnt something today
32:00 <[Assad]> disabling tcp autotuning actually slows down transfer speeds
49:00 <katatonickake> peeps!
52:00 * do_ob_ |==> Skirmish
53:00 <Skirmish> How is isolation going kate? 
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54:00 <katatonickake> oh yeah, working from home 
54:00 <katatonickake> the joys!
54:00 <katatonickake> you?
54:00 <Skirmish> Not working from home. Most of the time in the office though which is alright. 
55:00 <Skirmish> The wife is full time working from home though. Lucky beetch. 
55:00 <katatonickake> lol 
55:00 <katatonickake> I'd prefer to go into ze office - I get more done!
56:00 <Skirmish> Yeah the wife says that too. Although, when she goes into the office it's an 8-9 hour day. She did 12 today. 
56:00 <Skirmish> On a SALARY! 
56:00 <katatonickake> Yeah, I end up spending more time working when at home….
57:00 <katatonickake> and fucking team chats on whatsapp….. fuck me
57:00 <katatonickake> team communication rather
57:00 <Skirmish> What are the supermarkets like in Sydney? I went to our local at 8am this morning and the toilet paper was already all gone. 
57:00 <Skirmish> Wife's work uses zoom. 
57:00 <katatonickake> oh we use starleaf for 'offical team meetings'
58:00 <katatonickake> which is basically the same a zoom or skype 
58:00 <katatonickake> just for random chats on whatsapp….  
59:00 <Skirmish> I wonder when the locals will reach their toilet paper limit and stop stockpiling it. I bought some hand sanitiser from a local distillery. Might have to start up the barter economy. 
59:00 <Skirmish> 1 x 500ml bottle of hand sanitiser for a 20 pack of Quilton Gold. 
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