// #sydney — 2020-03-31
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12:11:00 <wages> :D
12:11:13 <wages> :D
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12:33:00 <[Assad]> Happy Corona Lockdown Day everyone!
12:33:28 <[Assad]> Happy Corona Lockdown Day everyone!
12:49:00 <BlackDevil> Someone was locked down in a dump truck
12:49:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.9news.com.au/national/woman-dies-in-sydney-west-after-being-struck-by-garbage-truck/d0b97c5f-1e52-4663-9953-fb0828c2939b
12:49:27 <BlackDevil> Someone was locked down in a dump truck
12:49:28 <BlackDevil> https://www.9news.com.au/national/woman-dies-in-sydney-west-after-being-struck-by-garbage-truck/d0b97c5f-1e52-4663-9953-fb0828c2939b
12:56:00 <o_> she was camping in a skip
12:56:48 <o_> she was camping in a skip
12:59:00 <[Assad]> could be
12:59:30 <[Assad]> could be
13:00:00 <[Assad]> when they announced total lockdown, some people said welcome to my world
13:00:03 <[Assad]> when they announced total lockdown, some people said welcome to my world
13:01:00 <[Assad]> more people die of other things, but for some reason those things don't tie up the hospital system
13:01:14 <[Assad]> more people die of other things, but for some reason those things don't tie up the hospital system
13:05:00 <[Assad]> I don't know how the social distancing rule will work in the bedroom
13:05:47 <[Assad]> I don't know how the social distancing rule will work in the bedroom
13:06:00 <o_> some people failed arithmetic at school
13:06:00 <o_> no other serious disease has a 3:1 infection rate
13:06:12 <o_> some people failed arithmetic at school
13:06:37 <o_> no other serious disease has a 3:1 infection rate
13:07:00 <o_> that means little numbers today, big numbers next week, millions dead in 2 months
13:07:11 <o_> that means little numbers today, big numbers next week, millions dead in 2 months
13:08:00 <[Assad]> 1 person can infect 3 others?
13:08:00 <[Assad]> then those 3 others can turn to 9?
13:08:16 <[Assad]> 1 person can infect 3 others?
13:08:52 <[Assad]> then those 3 others can turn to 9?
13:11:00 <[Assad]> i'm hoping it brings down all the rightwing nutjobs at skynews
13:11:30 <[Assad]> i'm hoping it brings down all the rightwing nutjobs at skynews
13:15:00 <o_> yeah
13:15:00 <o_> I saw jones and richardson claiming it's a hoax, then they change their minds and broadcasting from home
13:15:09 <o_> yeah
13:15:39 <o_> I saw jones and richardson claiming it's a hoax, then they change their minds and broadcasting from home
13:16:00 <o_> bolt changed his mind too, but I think he's still in the studio
13:16:00 <[Assad]> and Andrew Bolt and that victorian liberal guy that looks like his half brother
13:16:00 <o_> maybe they can have an infection party
13:16:00 <o_> ross cameron?
13:16:03 <o_> bolt changed his mind too, but I think he's still in the studio
13:16:33 <[Assad]> and Andrew Bolt and that victorian liberal guy that looks like his half brother
13:16:38 <o_> maybe they can have an infection party
13:16:58 <o_> ross cameron?
13:17:00 <o_> I forget
13:17:00 <o_> I forget
13:17:00 <o_> I think Sky sacked him
13:17:00 <[Assad]> nah his face looks very much like bolt
13:17:00 <o_> rowan dean, abbott's old gf, bronwyn bishop, bolt
13:17:08 <o_> I think Sky sacked him
13:17:23 <[Assad]> nah his face looks very much like bolt
13:17:58 <o_> rowan dean, abbott's old gf, bronwyn bishop, bolt
13:18:00 <o_> a big kissing party
13:18:06 <o_> a big kissing party
13:21:00 <[Assad]> michael kroger
13:21:00 <o_> ah
13:21:00 <o_> yes, he can die, and his wife
13:21:14 <[Assad]> michael kroger
13:21:45 <o_> ah
13:21:59 <o_> yes, he can die, and his wife
13:22:00 <o_> helen kroger
13:22:03 <o_> helen kroger
13:40:00 <[Assad]> the US has over 3,000 deaths so far. I wonder what next week will look like for them
13:40:32 <[Assad]> the US has over 3,000 deaths so far. I wonder what next week will look like for them
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13:54:00 <[Assad]> German Finance Minister committed suicide
13:54:50 <[Assad]> German Finance Minister committed suicide
14:32:00 <[Assad]> at least there are no 457 visas being handed out
14:32:00 <[Assad]> or student visas
14:32:36 <[Assad]> at least there are no 457 visas being handed out
14:32:45 <[Assad]> or student visas
14:33:00 <[Assad]> could be a good thing
14:33:30 <[Assad]> could be a good thing
14:36:00 <[Assad]> employers (ones that are still functioning) will have no choice other than to hire australian citizens or residents.
14:36:07 <[Assad]> employers (ones that are still functioning) will have no choice other than to hire australian citizens or residents.
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15:53:00 <Skirmish> I hope everyones isolation is going well.
15:53:47 <Skirmish> I hope everyones isolation is going well.
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16:47:42 <o_> went to the PO to pay a bill
16:47:59 <o_> only 8 customers at a time in the shop
16:48:19 <o_> lined up out the door, but not too long to wait
16:49:18 <o_> a mall person and a little girl were putting social distancing stickers on the floor in front of the takeaway counters
16:49:31 <o_> the child was holding the measuring tape
17:03:51 <o_> I have a watch
17:04:05 <o_> silver hands and a white face
17:04:22 <o_> pulled the back off to changed the battery
17:04:51 <o_> I thought I could use a marking pen to paint the hands black
17:05:04 <o_> the ink wouldn't stick to the hands
17:05:23 <o_> but a smudge of ink got on the face
17:05:43 <o_> put a drop of metho on a tissue, wiped off the smudge
17:05:53 <o_> wiped off the '9' as well
17:11:58 <[Assad]> child labour
17:12:45 <[Assad]> went to the PO last week to send a few ostimy bladders overseas
17:13:20 <[Assad]> father's stuck overseas thanks to this virus
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17:13:38 <[Assad]> he is running out of his external bladders
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17:29:47 <[Assad]> dont know why some mobile apps have to be a subscription
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18:24:55 <[Assad]> hmm
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18:30:22 <[Assad]> haha
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18:31:10 <[Assad]> worldmeters.info will give you the latest score
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21:33:00 <JedStar> Evening all
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22:07:28 <Skirmish> Mobile signal boosters to use at home. Optus network. Who knows?
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22:10:46 <Blitzkrieg> holy shit this has shrunk
22:11:16 <Lumeah> Hey
22:11:20 <Lumeah> Indeed
22:11:36 <Blitzkrieg> no Exo?
22:11:39 <Blitzkrieg> or is there a split
22:12:15 <Lumeah> Erm...
22:12:37 <Lumeah> I haven't seen exo type in channel for agss
22:12:47 <Lumeah> He's on discord bore Aussies
22:12:52 <Blitzkrieg> lol he got a life
22:12:57 <Lumeah> Lol
22:14:01 <Blitzkrieg> wow austnet is dead
22:14:07 <Blitzkrieg> none of the channels have many users
22:14:20 <Lumeah> Nope
22:14:28 <Lumeah> Scraping the bottom
22:14:29 <Lumeah> Lol
22:14:35 <Blitzkrieg> not even by the look of it
22:15:18 <Lumeah> True
22:15:28 <Lumeah> Activity in #nerdhacks
22:15:40 <Skirmish> This isn't scraping the bottom of the barrel. This is what leaked out of the barrel, dried in the sun and left a crust on the ground.
22:15:47 <Blitzkrieg> hahaha bingo
22:15:49 <Blitzkrieg> sup Skirmish
22:16:23 <Lumeah> Hahaha
22:16:49 <Blitzkrieg> i think it's been like 8 months since i came on here, it's just gone downhill even more
22:17:45 <Skirmish> I log in once everyone 2 weeks or so to trigger the shed goblin and the other rats and to keep my nick alive because I know there's people waiting to hijack it.
22:18:04 <Blitzkrieg> he's still alive?
22:18:14 <Blitzkrieg> impressive
22:18:48 <Lumeah> Aprently he is
22:19:04 <Blitzkrieg> would've thought he would've had a heart attack by now
22:19:45 <Lumeah> Hope so
22:19:46 <Lumeah> Lol
22:19:52 <Blitzkrieg> speaking of fatties
22:19:55 * Blitzkrieg slaps President_Trump around a bit with a large trout
22:22:06 <Skirmish> The shed goblin is a modern day greasy jabba the hut.
22:22:23 <Blitzkrieg> the kike living in mummys shed
22:22:25 <Blitzkrieg> lolllllllllll
22:22:32 <Blitzkrieg> is he here now?
22:23:25 <Skirmish> No idea. Don't care enough to keep track of his many nicks he uses to avoid bans.
22:23:28 <Blitzkrieg> i can't even remember his name
22:23:38 <Blitzkrieg> i just remember he's a kike
22:24:19 <Blitzkrieg> OH that's right.. matty best
22:25:40 <Blitzkrieg> !seen Exo
22:25:43 <StatsOP> Exo ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #sydney 8 days, 8 hours, 11 minutes ago stating (Quit: dead).
22:25:53 <Blitzkrieg> dead?
22:26:06 <Lumeah> He's on discord
22:26:17 <Lumeah> In bored Aussies
22:26:29 <Lumeah> Get discord app
22:26:56 <Blitzkrieg> cbf lol
22:27:18 <Blitzkrieg> tell him i say hi
22:27:22 <Lumeah> https://discord.gg/aKkPzw
22:27:28 <Lumeah> Ok
22:33:56 <Blitzkrieg> gave in and joined cuz bored
22:38:00 <Lumeah> Yay!
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23:30:38 <[Assad]> back
23:31:17 <[Assad]> learnt something today
23:32:00 <[Assad]> disabling tcp autotuning actually slows down transfer speeds
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23:49:49 <katatonickake> peeps!
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23:53:22 <Skirmish> How is isolation going kate?
23:54:02 <katatonickake> oh yeah, working from home
23:54:06 <katatonickake> the joys!
23:54:07 <katatonickake> you?
23:54:38 <Skirmish> Not working from home. Most of the time in the office though which is alright.
23:55:02 <Skirmish> The wife is full time working from home though. Lucky beetch.
23:55:27 <katatonickake> lol
23:55:40 <katatonickake> I'd prefer to go into ze office - I get more done!
23:56:11 <Skirmish> Yeah the wife says that too. Although, when she goes into the office it's an 8-9 hour day. She did 12 today.
23:56:19 <Skirmish> On a SALARY!
23:56:48 <katatonickake> Yeah, I end up spending more time working when at home….
23:57:04 <katatonickake> and fucking team chats on whatsapp….. fuck me
23:57:11 <katatonickake> team communication rather
23:57:20 <Skirmish> What are the supermarkets like in Sydney? I went to our local at 8am this morning and the toilet paper was already all gone.
23:57:28 <Skirmish> Wife's work uses zoom.
23:57:44 <katatonickake> oh we use starleaf for 'offical team meetings'
23:57:59 <katatonickake> which is basically the same a zoom or skype
23:58:15 <katatonickake> just for random chats on whatsapp….
23:59:21 <Skirmish> I wonder when the locals will reach their toilet paper limit and stop stockpiling it. I bought some hand sanitiser from a local distillery. Might have to start up the barter economy.
23:59:48 <Skirmish> 1 x 500ml bottle of hand sanitiser for a 20 pack of Quilton Gold.
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