// #sydney — 2020-04-09
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08:24:00 <JedStar> Morning travellers
13:48:00 <JedStar> AFternoon all
15:00:00 <MrMW> penis!!!
15:07:00 <MrMW> hi Lumeah!!!
19:02:00 <HellFury> jimbart selie
19:02:00 <HellFury> er
19:02:00 <HellFury> se|fie
19:02:00 <e|f> ey :D
19:02:00 <HellFury> went to get meds
19:02:00 <HellFury> second time they fuck it up
19:03:00 <HellFury> had to go back and say er wrong one
19:03:00 <e|f> as they do
19:03:00 <HellFury> i get it though
19:03:00 <HellFury> they go through millions of boxes of meds to keep people up to date with meds
19:04:00 <e|f> if i ever need meds, i try to buy in bulk so i don't have to bother going there again for a while
19:04:00 <e|f> depends on the law and how liberal the pharmacist is
19:05:00 <e|f> but yeah, occassionally they fuck it up
19:08:00 <HellFury> yeah
19:08:00 <HellFury> i just am patient with them
19:08:00 <HellFury> coz i know they are full on
19:08:00 <HellFury> yeah i got my usual months worth
19:08:00 <e|f> yep, they would be
19:08:00 <HellFury> i meant to get them this morning but i didn't
19:09:00 <HellFury> went to get something and nuromol at the local shops and idiot woman at newsagent says lady step back 1.6 meters
19:09:00 <e|f> lol
19:09:00 <HellFury> i was standing at least 2 mteres from the person in front of me
19:10:00 <HellFury> lady behind me says miss shes standing at least 2 meters
19:10:00 <HellFury> idiot woman behind counter then gets her measuring tape out breaks the social distancing law herself and measures how far i was standing
19:10:00 <HellFury> :|
19:10:00 <HellFury> 2.2 meters
19:10:00 <HellFury> im like blonde idiot and walked off
19:11:00 <e|f> haha
19:11:00 <HellFury> breaks the law herself to go and prove me wrong
19:11:00 <HellFury> and she embarrasses herself
19:12:00 <e|f> did you see that guy in america who made his own social distancing thing for himself to wear? bunch of sticks arranged in a circumference for him to wear himself over his head
19:12:00 <e|f> maybe everyone should be doing that
19:12:00 <HellFury> i saw this
19:12:00 <e|f> :D
19:13:00 <HellFury> if imgur loads
19:13:00 <President_Trump> BOKBOKBOK
19:18:00 <e|f> by the time this is all over australia will have a bunch of seriously cashed up aged pensioners
19:19:00 <e|f> maybe the cruise liners will turn a big profit directly after they've paid out the criminal penalties
19:19:00 <HellFury> wow at the slowness
19:19:00 <HellFury> https://i.imgur.com/zBhgThb.jpg
19:20:00 <HellFury> trump is that you and your wife
19:20:00 <HellFury> you might want to get Barron to wear it too
19:20:00 <HellFury> get extra lard large arse maxi pads but
19:21:00 <e|f> lol
19:21:00 <HellFury> theres no way one of those would fit your ugly face
19:22:00 <e|f> Donald Trump ain't wearing no mask. said so 'imself
19:22:00 <HellFury> i mean
19:22:00 <HellFury> he could try and fit into this
19:23:00 <President_Trump> my wife is melania
19:23:00 <HellFury> https://i.imgur.com/nTru5c6.jpg
19:23:00 <HellFury> and squash only one thigh in
19:25:00 <HellFury> scuba suit what scuba suit
19:28:00 <e|f> little bit overkill
19:33:00 <HellFury> true
19:33:00 <e|f> that british pm is in ICU with corona
19:33:00 <e|f> it don't discriminate
19:34:00 <HellFury> wish the US one would get it and die
19:34:00 <HellFury> hes a dickhead
19:34:00 <e|f> you're a meany
19:34:00 <HellFury> nah
19:34:00 <HellFury> just don't like him
19:34:00 <e|f> :P
19:34:00 <e|f> but he's a fool, i agree
19:34:00 <HellFury> or he coughs til he loses the fat stored in his tongue
19:34:00 <e|f> so maybe he will
19:35:00 <HellFury> the day he loses it
19:35:00 <HellFury> is the day i tweet to him suck dick and iwn
19:35:00 <e|f> everyone else is taking precautions but he is apparently above all that so
19:36:00 <e|f> your wish might come true
19:37:00 <e|f> he was also saying he wanted the country back to business by mid april
19:37:00 <e|f> good statement for the markets, but then the experts stepped in to inform him nah, that won't happen
19:38:00 <e|f> he could build his wall with dead american bodies soon, maybe
19:45:00 <MrMW> wheres sexy Exo
19:46:00 <HellFury> running away from you
19:50:00 <e|f> what happened to breaker and bird ?
19:52:00 <HellFury> no clue
19:52:00 <HellFury> probably got the boot
19:53:00 <e|f> hope they're ok, i suppose
19:54:00 <HellFury> or suffering
19:54:00 <e|f> they were already suffering when we first met :P
19:55:00 <e|f> but bird is "living off the land" and that is not a good thing to be doing under the present circumstances
19:56:00 <HellFury> wow
19:56:00 <HellFury> some turd at the lights is revvin engine
19:56:00 <HellFury> i know cops are sitting nearby catching those who are out when they arent
19:57:00 <HellFury> i know coz i got asked what im doing
19:57:00 <HellFury> i said getting meds
19:57:00 <e|f> yep
19:58:00 <e|f> that young lady who got done for learner driving with her mum in the car got her fine quashed
19:59:00 <HellFury> :)
19:59:00 <HellFury> :O even
19:59:00 <e|f> :p
20:00:00 <HellFury> what? no donuts?
20:00:00 <e|f> humbug
20:02:00 <HellFury> bit like that
20:04:00 <e|f> only reasonable excuses to be out are um
20:04:00 <e|f> shopping for meaningful supplies, going to work, going for medical reasons
20:05:00 <e|f> oh yep and skewl
20:06:00 <e|f> haha
20:06:00 <e|f> had it not made national news the fine might've stuck
20:06:00 <^bozoJim> lol
20:10:00 <e|f> so officer, i was just heading to mcdonalds this evening... my blood sugars were low, i really needed that Coke and BigMac... i thought i'd stock up on free paper towels too as i don't have any toilet paper left...
20:10:00 <^bozoJim> lol
20:11:00 <HellFury> but sir i ran out of toilet paper and maccas are stocking up
20:12:00 <HellFury> my ass is that sensitive it cries diahorreah
20:12:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1,0Hiiiii
20:12:00 <e|f> it's nice to know in the wake of a world pandemic, something like mcdonald's is still alive and kicking
20:12:00 <e|f> actually it's depressing
20:13:00 <HellFury> best one yet
20:13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1,0Hiiii elf u must return to #pooland
20:13:00 <HellFury> but sir my arse is that sore from using banana leaves i had to go use maccas toilets
20:16:00 <e|f> what is this pooland you speak of?
20:16:00 <e|f> i'm no plumber
20:16:00 <HellFury> its where he goes to flush himself down there
20:16:00 <HellFury> or tries to sell it on gumtree but we find it and report
20:16:00 <e|f> lol
20:17:00 <HellFury> been a few times he has tried
20:17:00 <HellFury> $2k
20:17:00 <HellFury> 500
20:17:00 <HellFury> and his stupid add got reported
20:17:00 <e|f> lol
20:18:00 <e|f> there was that gamer chick who managed to sell her own used bath water. nothing surprises me these days
20:18:00 <HellFury> i know someone who makes twat cookies from her own twat juice
20:18:00 <HellFury> no one has bought them yet
20:18:00 <e|f> mmm
20:19:00 <HellFury> gash cookies get your gash cookies here
20:19:00 <e|f> needs more fish sauce
20:19:00 <HellFury> or
20:19:00 <HellFury> someone to jizz in em
20:20:00 <HellFury> jizz cookies
20:20:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1,0#pooland u an op there
20:32:00 <MrMW> jizz
20:40:00 <HellFury> in your pants?
20:40:00 <HellFury> ew
20:41:00 <e|f> lol
20:42:00 <HellFury> ;p
20:44:00 <HellFury> crusty cym
20:44:00 <HellFury> cum
20:45:00 <Sutekh> hey e|f
20:45:00 <Sutekh> how are u old man :P
20:46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1,0That’s b1rd
20:46:00 <e|f> ey ;D
20:46:00 <Sutekh> whats cracking?
20:46:00 <e|f> yeah nm, just chillin
20:46:00 <e|f> how ya been
20:46:00 <HellFury> lol
20:46:00 <HellFury> if you have facebook
20:47:00 <HellFury> can anyone say dickless wonder
20:47:00 <HellFury> https://www.facebook.com/DefectedRecords/videos/213464483219154/UzpfSTEwMDAwNzczNTk5ODk0MToyNjQ3MDUzMTg4ODk1ODU1/
20:47:00 <Sutekh> yeah just taking it easy
20:47:00 <Sutekh> what is it HellFury?
20:47:00 <HellFury> some guy exercising
20:47:00 <HellFury> but looks like he got no pecker or balls
20:48:00 <Sutekh> ohh
20:48:00 <Sutekh> maybe b1rd
20:49:00 <HellFury> Lumah has seen b1rds
20:49:00 <HellFury> lol
20:49:00 <HellFury> i think
20:51:00 <Sutekh> yeah
20:52:00 <HellFury> i joined this group called Bin isolation outing
20:53:00 <HellFury> and your talking people lol dressing up and taking bins out
20:53:00 <HellFury> i've seen some of the funniest shit in it
20:57:00 <Sutekh> wtf
20:57:00 <HellFury> best i saw was wed
20:58:00 <HellFury> guy wearing a granny suit but it had tits and pubes attached
20:58:00 <HellFury> i was in tears in the truck
20:58:00 <Sutekh> wow
20:59:00 <HellFury> i'll find it lol
21:07:00 <HellFury> https://i.imgur.com/MbADZG3.png
21:08:00 <MrMW> Sutekh!!!
21:09:00 <MrMW> i want your sexy body!!
21:19:00 <MrMW> pearl jam
21:19:00 <President_Trump> :chippies:
21:22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1,0Hiiii
22:42:00 <e|f> coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
22:42:00 <HellFury> cockfeee
22:42:00 <HellFury> thats wht mrmark wants
22:43:00 <e|f> ew
23:07:00 <e|f> kk i'm out for the nite
23:07:00 <e|f> take it e-z
23:07:00 <e|f> night HF :)
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