// #sydney — 2019-07-25
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04:01:53 <JedStar> Would the sun shine brighter
04:11:00 <JedStar> Would the sun shine brighter
04:38:49 <Discord> <Exo> Im sooooooooo drunkkkbkkk
04:48:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Im sooooooooo drunkkkbkkk
05:13:22 <Lumeah> Morning JedStar
05:13:44 <Lumeah> Morning exo
05:22:00 <Lumeah> Morning JedStar
05:23:00 <Lumeah> Morning exo
05:40:33 <Discord> <rainmaker> Hello boys
05:49:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> Hello boys
05:53:43 <Discord> <faux> ๐
05:54:16 <JedStar> :P
05:54:50 <Discord> <faux> I'm so warm rn never wanna move
06:03:00 <Discord> <10faux> ๐
06:03:00 <JedStar> :P
06:04:00 <Discord> <10faux> I'm so warm rn never wanna move
06:10:56 <Lumeah> Yeah. You'll get stiff
06:11:04 <Lumeah> :p
06:11:15 <Discord> <faux> Lol
06:11:20 <Lumeah> Morning
06:11:22 <Discord> <faux> I'm already up
06:11:25 <Discord> <faux> Morning
06:11:26 <Lumeah> Cool
06:43:14 <Lumeah> Fck it's cold
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06:46:12 <Discord> <damian> good morning my little pumpkin seeds!
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06:54:27 <Discord> <Exo> Top of the morning
06:56:00 <Discord> <10faux> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603329667784507424/unknown.gif
07:04:00 <Discord> <10damian> owwww my headdddd
07:04:00 <Discord> <10damian> i think i have a contact fused to one of my eyeballs
07:05:00 <Discord> <10faux> Gross
07:05:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lube em up
07:05:41 <JedStar> Top of the morning to you governor
07:05:53 <Discord> <Exo> How are u bud
07:06:56 <JedStar> Doing ok
07:06:59 <JedStar> How are you doing?
07:07:47 <Discord> <Exo> Fantastic
07:07:55 <Discord> <Exo> Just having another coffee lols
07:08:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Morning homies
07:08:21 <JedStar> :D
07:08:28 <JedStar> Yah I am having another coffee myself
07:08:33 <JedStar> What are you up too today?
07:09:12 <Discord> <damian> coffee by yourslef
07:09:13 <Discord> <damian> loser
07:09:20 <Discord> <damian> next you'll be shooting up by yourself
07:09:51 <JedStar> Why dont you go play hide and go FUCK yourself damian
07:09:56 <Discord> <Exo> I already do that friday nights at scumshine station
07:09:58 <JedStar> No one asked for your opinion
07:10:02 <Discord> <Exo> LOL
07:10:09 <Discord> <Exo> Yeah Damien
07:10:21 * Glenn blinks...
07:10:25 <JedStar> Who says Im not going out soon with a friend
07:10:43 <JedStar> So stick your negative opinions up your crack where the sun dont shine
07:10:51 <JedStar> Morning Glenn
07:10:59 <JedStar> What is the scumshine station Exo?
07:11:01 <Glenn> Hey JedStar! :)
07:11:10 <JedStar> How are you doing this morning Glenn?
07:11:28 <Glenn> w - o - r - k :(
07:11:48 <Discord> <Exo> Its where damien and bird hang out
07:11:52 <JedStar> Id rather be at work today then going to do what Im having to do
07:12:09 <JedStar> Sounds about right Exo
07:12:20 <Glenn> For two pins, I'd pull a sickie.
07:12:30 <JedStar> pins?
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07:15:15 <Discord> <Cath^> mornin'
07:15:35 <JedStar> Howdy Cath
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07:16:31 <Discord> <Cath^> hi Jed
07:17:35 <Glenn> Cath^ :)
07:18:25 <JedStar> How are you doing this morning Cath?
07:19:00 <Discord> <10damian> got the sucker!@
07:19:31 <Discord> <Cath^> hey Glenn ltns
07:19:49 <Discord> <Cath^> good thanks you?
07:20:52 <Glenn> Yeah, all good thanks. I'm always around, but you ignore me <*sniffle*>
07:20:54 <JedStar> Yah
07:20:59 <JedStar> I am alive
07:22:13 <Discord> <Cath^> sif i ignore you....i've just been on Discord...first i've seen you in ages
07:22:41 <Discord> <Cath^> suck it up Jed ๐
07:22:48 <Glenn> ...mmmmm... here every day, but usually quietly observing.
07:23:20 <Discord> <Cath^> ha...your fault for not saying hi to me then lol
07:24:05 <JedStar> :P
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07:27:31 <JedStar> Howdy beagle
07:27:42 <beagle> Gm
07:28:38 <JedStar> How are you doing this morning?
07:33:31 <Discord> <Pantone> I donโt wanna work today ๐
07:34:08 <JedStar> I dont think today is a day that anyone wants to do anything
07:34:33 <Discord> <Pantone> I thought it was Friday when I woke up
07:35:15 <JedStar> ahhahahaha
07:43:00 <beagle> Jist put oil n water in the car
07:43:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Morning!
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07:53:53 <beagle> It needed both
08:00:51 <Discord> <partay> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603710561053835284/SpiderGame.gif
08:01:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I have a step ladder
08:01:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's not my real ladder
08:01:15 <Discord> <Cayleen> Hello
08:01:22 <Discord> <Pantone> I need caffeine
08:01:29 <Discord> <Cayleen> Same. I'm making coffee now.
08:01:34 <Discord> <Cayleen> Well, the machine is anyway haha
08:02:40 <Discord> <damian> FUCK YOU PARTAY
08:02:45 <Discord> <damian> FUCK YOU IN THE FACE
08:02:59 <Discord> <Cayleen> You loathe spiders?
08:02:59 <Discord> <damian> IM GOING TO TRACK YOU DOWN AND GIVE YOU A WEDGIE
08:03:15 <Discord> <damian> it's 8am, i wasn't expecting a damn spider on my screen
08:03:29 <Discord> <Cayleen> Yeah. I was like what the... first time I saw it too.
08:03:35 <Discord> <Cayleen> This isn't the first time it was posted.
08:03:52 <Discord> <partay> just for you @damian
08:03:56 <Discord> <Pantone> rolls in a ball and cries
08:04:54 <Discord> <damian> ok, well now im awake
08:05:03 <Discord> <Pantone> I dropped my phone because of that
08:05:04 <Discord> <damian> time to do some work i suppose
08:05:18 <Discord> <Pantone> Iโve declared no work
08:05:26 <Discord> <Pantone> Until 9.30
08:05:30 <Discord> <partay> did i mention i have thrus and fri off?
08:06:05 <Discord> <Pantone> Who did you sleep with to get that arrangement
08:07:15 <Discord> <Cath^> to the casting couch with you!
08:08:17 <Discord> <Cath^> gives @damian a chill pill
08:09:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> hey cay
08:10:41 <Discord> <Pantone> Give me one of those pills
08:12:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> lol Floss
08:12:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hi jiggy
08:13:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> hi floss, didnt see u there
08:14:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> whats happening?
08:15:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Tired. And toddler threw a wooden block at my belly while I was changing his poop nappy. Have a red bruise now.
08:15:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> mean kid
08:16:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yes. Very squirmy.
08:16:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Any plans for today?
08:16:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> poopy nappies usually very squirmy
08:16:56 <Discord> <partay> Pantone... im the boss. I approved it
08:17:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> yeah, nothing fantastic
08:17:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Nah he use to be good with nappy changes. Regardless of poop. He's just an active toddler lol
08:17:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> still a shitbag ๐
08:17:29 <Discord> <partay> actually directors dont get flex leave... its 2 days rec leave.. i have 8 weeks up and they have asked me to reduce it a bit
08:18:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> lol
08:18:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> wheres the rest this morning
08:18:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> been and gone?
08:18:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> am i late ๐
08:18:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yeah. Probably at work
08:18:14 <Discord> <Pantone> Ahh yeah, Mr W does that. Or cashes it in for $
08:18:23 <Discord> <partay> im in the roll till endnSept. then ill decide if ill appy for it
08:18:39 <Discord> <partay> they dont like you cashing leave
08:18:55 <Discord> <partay> "you should have time away from work"
08:19:03 <Discord> <damian> hey @Cath^
08:19:14 <Discord> <Pantone> He had A LOT a while back
08:19:24 <Discord> <partay> 8 weeks raises a red flag
08:19:28 <Discord> <Pantone> Yeah
08:19:46 <Discord> <partay> ill get it down a bit with a few long weekends
08:20:20 <Discord> <Pantone> Sounds amazing. Donโt need an assistant/ designer?
08:21:00 <Discord> <10faux> Working from hoooome
08:21:00 <Discord> <10faux> Woo
08:21:00 <Discord> <10faux> Just vacuumed lol
08:21:00 <Discord> <10faux> Dreading checking my emails
08:22:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> mountains waiting for you?
08:22:00 <Discord> <10faux> We'll see in a min
08:22:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yay for being at home!
08:22:00 <Discord> <10damian> booo for being at work
08:22:00 <Discord> <10damian> ]
08:23:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lol
08:24:00 <Discord> <10faux> I got an inspection this morn. The letter said to put all pets in a carrier or on a leash. She called me yesterday to confirm she was still coming today and I was like I have a cat do you need her in her carrier. She's like NOOOOO I LOVE CATS
08:24:00 <Discord> <10faux> Winning.
08:24:00 <Discord> <10faux> 10 points for me pls
08:24:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> christinA xx
08:24:00 <Discord> <10faux> Haha
08:24:00 <Discord> <10faux> Hi
08:24:00 <Discord> <10faux> Mark is it
08:24:00 <Discord> <10faux> I forgot, pardon me
08:24:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> ๐
08:24:00 <Discord> <10faux> :D
08:24:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> smackdown
08:24:00 <Discord> <10faux> Yay
08:24:00 <Discord> <10faux> Boom
08:25:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> you forgot me
08:25:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> ive forgotten floss's name
08:25:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> save me
08:26:52 <Discord> <Cayleen> Finally get to sit down and drink my coffee 25 min after I made it lol
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08:29:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> hi floss
08:29:00 <Discord> <05Floss> FLOSS
08:29:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'll be pong
08:29:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Floss is floss
08:29:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Floss is famous
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08:29:24 <Discord> <Cayleen> Oh you can't just take 8 weeks off straight?
08:30:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Jiggy has smelly bum
08:30:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> who flung pong
08:30:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Faux has poop nose
08:31:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> floss forgot her meds today ๐
08:31:00 <Discord> <10damian> owwieeeee
08:31:00 <Discord> <10damian> my headdd
08:31:00 <Discord> <10damian> /puts his head in @jiggysaurus 's bosom
08:31:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Damian likes floss poo
08:32:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Ugh I can't be pong I know too many words
08:33:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> hides floss under doona, BREATHE baby
08:33:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> hi cath ๐
08:34:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> hi stalker
08:34:00 <Discord> <05Floss> No that's where the farts live
08:34:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> thought id intercept you all
08:34:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> morning y'all
08:34:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Morning
08:34:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> hi Floss
08:34:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I laughed at something while drinking and got coffee on my jim jams
08:35:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> you got jims jamas? ๐
08:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm going to try and make myself pretty for the doctor
08:35:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> how that happen
08:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I don't think I'm man enough to fit Jim's pjs
08:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Big shoes to fill
08:35:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> why dont you be pong for the doctor ๐
08:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Looool
08:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Because he's the only.one intown
08:35:05 <beagle> Real cold this morning
08:35:31 <Discord> <Cayleen> Nice weather here.
08:35:47 <beagle> Sun might warm up the earth
08:35:53 <beagle> And air
08:36:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> how are you cath
08:36:00 <Discord> <05Floss> He would send me.to hospital with possible stroke
08:36:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> or an institution
08:36:08 <beagle> What does my guage say
08:36:49 <beagle> 9.5c
08:36:55 <Discord> <Cayleen> Too cold
08:37:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> good thanks..you?
08:38:59 <Discord> <partay> Cayleen i can if i want
08:39:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> not bad
08:39:44 <Discord> <partay> No real restrictions...
08:40:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Gah... Dang Townsville. Always running out of stock at Woolworths. No 1kg bag of tomatoes... seriously...
08:40:05 <Discord> <partay> apart from hoarding leave
08:40:08 <Discord> <partay> they dont like it
08:40:14 <Discord> <partay> work / life balance thing
08:40:41 <Discord> <partay> any im off to the good guy to spend some of that "hard earned" money
08:40:47 <Discord> <partay> s
08:41:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> do they have individual tomatoes?
08:42:46 <Discord> <Cayleen> Ahh fair enough.
08:43:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yeah they do this time lol.
08:43:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> They run out of fruit and veg often. Even apples and pears lol. I never had that issue in Sydney.
08:43:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> And hello Cath
08:43:03 <Discord> <Cayleen> Have fun shopping!
08:44:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> hi Cay
08:45:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> just order online maybe..then you don't have to lug home
08:45:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yeah I'll be doing an online delivery.
08:46:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I haven't lug home groceries in awhile. I always send hubby out to do a pick up lol
08:46:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> i lug em home regularly
08:46:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> one bag at a time
08:47:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> never really done the weekly shop, just the random ones
08:47:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Ahhh. Easy small shops then.
08:47:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I do the shop whenever we run low on something lol. That could be weekly, every few days...
08:48:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> hi pantone xxx
08:48:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> i was just thinking of you
08:48:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> in a nice way
08:48:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> ignore the pic above
08:48:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> lol
08:49:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> yeah same..sometime a big shop on a weekend..never seem to do it online either
08:49:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Haha hi jiggy!
08:49:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Why you thinking of me
08:50:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> cos cath cay already here ๐
08:50:00 <Discord> <10damian> wakes up
08:50:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hello Pantone
08:50:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> mind of faux now
08:50:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Hi Cay!
08:50:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Hi Damo!
08:51:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> hi damian
08:51:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I always do online shop. And they use to get our order wrong. I complained each time to the point they know our name and hubby's face lol. They don't get it wrong anymore haha.
08:51:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> hahaha
08:51:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> good idea ๐
08:52:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> sad you instil fear with hubbys face
08:52:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Lol he's the one that always does the pick up in person. I'm at home. So they don't know my face.
08:52:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm the attack dog in our relationship
08:52:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Don't mess with Floss!
08:52:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> so you could walk in laughing like a villain and no one will ever know
08:53:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Pretty much haha
08:53:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's usually him doing a massive job for someone and then they duck and dodge him to try and get out of paying
08:53:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> floss woof ๐
08:53:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> that sucks Floss. Too kind.
08:53:00 <Discord> <05Floss> So bitch tits comes out
08:54:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> ill add that as a note on your profile
08:54:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yes
08:55:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Like I'll see the car in the car park and I'll wait for the owner while he hides lol
08:55:00 <Discord> <05Floss> He doesn't like confrontation
08:55:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Omg I should get a bat
08:56:00 <Discord> <10faux> LOL
08:56:00 <Discord> <10faux> Please engrave bitch tits on it
08:57:00 <Discord> <05Floss> On my collar
08:57:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lol
08:58:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's either me or we send it to debt collection
08:58:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> LOL!!
08:58:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> fauxy! was just thinking of you
08:58:00 <Discord> <05Floss> He's too nice he will do everything for everyone and let them go months without paying
08:59:00 <Discord> <10faux> Ahoy
08:59:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Omg... that's way too nice.
08:59:00 <Discord> <10faux> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603360560406331432/unknown.gif
08:59:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> land hoe ?
08:59:00 <Discord> <10faux> Excuse you
09:00:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Changing Audi brake pads is like 2 grand and those cunts try not paying
09:00:00 <Discord> <10faux> Run them over in their own car
09:00:00 <Discord> <10faux> That'll learn em
09:00:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> frack!
09:01:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hahah Floss and faux are both women not to be messed with
09:01:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> all the better...
09:01:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> i have a death wish
09:02:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Why?
09:03:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I should shower I have a doc appt in 3 and a half hours
09:03:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> i have appt in 3h
09:03:00 <Discord> <10faux> I m in bed and it's glorious
09:03:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Are you me?
09:03:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Me too faux but it has to end
09:03:00 <Discord> <10faux> I've already read and addressed all my emails
09:03:22 <Discord> <faux> Morning cay
09:03:38 <Discord> <Cayleen> Hello faux
09:03:48 <Discord> <faux> How is ya
09:04:00 <Discord> <10faux> And vacuumed for my inspection
09:04:00 <Discord> <10faux> House is tidy work up to date
09:04:00 <Discord> <10faux> Cheering
09:04:00 <Discord> <10faux> Time to study
09:04:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Nice faux
09:04:00 <Discord> <10faux> :D
09:04:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> remember you got legt, use them ๐
09:04:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> legs
09:04:00 <Discord> <10faux> I use them enough I deserve a break
09:04:26 <Discord> <Cayleen> Tired as per usual haha. You?
09:04:28 <Discord> <Exo> Morning ladies
09:04:29 <Discord> <Cayleen> Hello Exo
09:05:00 <Discord> <10faux> I stayed back Monday and yesti
09:05:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> hands faux a kitkat
09:05:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lol
09:05:00 <Discord> <05Floss> You're a good worker faux
09:05:00 <Discord> <10faux> Danke
09:05:00 <Discord> <10faux> Yeah I'm aiite
09:05:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> faux!
09:05:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> babe!
09:05:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Flossy!
09:05:00 <Discord> <10faux> Hi gorgy
09:05:00 <Discord> <10faux> What up
09:05:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Pantene!
09:05:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> how we going beautiful ladies
09:05:00 <Discord> <05Floss> You're on special at Coles did you know that
09:05:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> answers to babe ๐
09:05:16 <Discord> <faux> I'm okay Didn't wanna leave the house today was so toasty
09:05:23 <Discord> <faux> Hey xoxo gossip girl
09:06:00 <Discord> <10faux> Goooodies
09:06:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> oh am I? I was at Chemist warehouse too
09:06:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Ohh I want chemist warehouse
09:06:00 <Discord> <10faux> How you doing lovely
09:06:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> im good, have to be out the door at 9.30 so everyone remind me
09:06:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> new client - have to impress
09:06:15 <beagle> My house is cold but when i had heater on a few hours
09:06:31 <Discord> <faux> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603727087215312940/Snapchat-1667795756.jpg
09:06:32 <Discord> <faux> She was loving it too
09:07:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> lhumies
09:08:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Are u dressed to impress?
09:09:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> exxon
09:09:10 <Discord> <Exo> Sushi nice n warm
09:09:30 <Discord> <faux> Yeah
09:09:40 <Discord> <faux> Sush-bag
09:12:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Howdy jigglet
09:12:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Always am Exo
09:13:00 <Discord> <12Exo> :chef:
09:13:00 <Discord> <10faux> Wtf
09:13:00 <Discord> <07Lish> Peeps
09:13:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> LISHHH
09:13:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> lishous xx
09:13:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> watch out, jiggy is frisky
09:13:00 <Discord> <10faux> That was the quickest inspection ever.. She was more interested in my cat than the house. Took 3 photos .. told me about her rabbit. Told me my house smells beautiful and is the cleanest she's seen all week and left.
09:13:00 <Discord> <10faux> Was 4 mins of my life
09:14:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Who u talking bout?
09:14:00 <Discord> <07Lish> Frisky at 9.15am!
09:14:00 <Discord> <10faux> Didn't have to take a day off for this
09:14:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> cleaned just in time ๐
09:14:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> it helps if everyone else is really bad ๐
09:14:00 <Discord> <10faux> I had an inspection this morning exo
09:14:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I cant be bad when I am in work mod
09:14:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> e
09:14:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> i am killing time
09:14:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Ahh okay
09:14:19 <Discord> <Cayleen> Nice and toasty
09:14:32 <Discord> <Cayleen> I want to get a cocoonababy for Belle. But expensive...
09:14:51 <Discord> <faux> What is that
09:15:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> game face on
09:15:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Nice and fast faux! Now to relax for the rest of the day.
09:15:00 <Discord> <10faux> Amen sister
09:15:00 <Discord> <07Lish> Yeah Iโve been at work since 7, so I am unfun today
09:15:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> who had to be out by 930 ?
09:15:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> me
09:15:00 <Discord> <07Lish> why arenโt you at work jig?
09:15:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Pantone had to be out by 9:30am
09:15:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> half hour behind here
09:15:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> its 9.15
09:15:12 <Discord> <Cayleen> https://cocoonababy.com.au/collections/frontpage/products/cocoonababy?variant=9033699262516
09:15:20 <Discord> <Cayleen> It's a little sleeping pop thing for newborns.
09:15:34 <Discord> <faux> Omg.i want one for me
09:15:35 <Discord> <faux> Lol
09:15:38 <Discord> <faux> Looks so comfy
09:15:54 <Discord> <Cayleen> Did get one for Zed, so I ended up making this makeshift pod shape in his cot for him to sleep in. I used up like 3 blankets and multiple towels to form a shape lol
09:15:58 <Discord> <Cayleen> Lol
09:16:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> paces
09:16:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> guys i think i have a serious drinking issue
09:16:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> just reminding as requested ๐
09:16:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> i have a really bad red wine headache
09:16:02 <Discord> <Cayleen> *didn't
09:17:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> we didnt notice
09:17:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I dont wanna be the channel drunk
09:17:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Red wine good for the antioxidants
09:17:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> thats right
09:17:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> ill be young again in no time
09:17:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> dont panic pantone, faux holds that title for now
09:17:08 <Discord> <Cayleen> I found one on ebay for $210 but still would like a spare fitted sheet for it.
09:17:29 <Discord> <Cayleen> I get worried about ebay sellers selling cheap knockoffs that aren't the real thing.
09:17:41 <Discord> <Cayleen> If anything happened to Belle because I wanted to save some money I'd never forgive myself.
09:18:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> fauxilicious
09:18:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Lols
09:18:00 <Discord> <07Lish> hahah channel drunk
09:18:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> you can always prop up b1rd for comparison
09:18:00 <Discord> <07Lish> Itโs ok @damian is also struggling today
09:18:00 <Discord> <07Lish> you are not alone Pantone
09:18:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> pooor damo
09:19:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> pats @damian on the head
09:19:00 <Discord> <07Lish> donโt pity him!
09:19:00 <Discord> <10damian> hello
09:19:00 <Discord> <10damian> im dying
09:19:00 <Discord> <10damian> please help me
09:19:00 <Discord> <10damian> i need bosom to make my head feel better
09:19:00 <Discord> <07Lish> haha
09:19:00 <Discord> <10faux> Hey what
09:19:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> lol
09:19:00 <Discord> <10faux> I'm an angel
09:19:00 <Discord> <10damian> rests head on <@!602076299124539402>'s bosom
09:19:00 <Discord> <07Lish> ok work time
09:19:00 <Discord> <07Lish> Later peeps
09:20:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> later lishous xxx
09:20:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> see ya Lish
09:20:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> luv ya
09:20:00 <Discord> <10faux> Why am I invalid user
09:20:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> 1 more mouthful of coffee and i am out too
09:20:00 <Discord> <10damian> you're leaving the house today pantone?
09:20:00 <Discord> <10faux> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603365907850461336/Screenshot_20190724-092015_Discord.jpg
09:20:00 <Discord> <10damian> man if i worked from home i would never
09:20:00 <Discord> <10damian> haha <@!602076299124539402>
09:20:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> yeah, it sucks
09:20:00 <Discord> <10damian> @faux
09:20:00 <Discord> <10faux> IT HAPPWNED AGAIN
09:21:00 <Discord> <10damian> there's two faux's in here
09:21:00 <Discord> <10faux> Oh therw
09:21:00 <Discord> <10faux> That's better
09:21:00 <Discord> <10damian> one is @ faggot, the other is @ faux
09:21:00 <Discord> <10faux> He's a fake faux
09:21:00 <Discord> <10damian> yeah
09:21:00 <Discord> <10faux> I changed his Nick to faggot
09:21:00 <Discord> <10damian> oh hahahah
09:21:00 <Discord> <10faux> :D
09:22:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Looooool
09:22:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Theres already a fgt emoji
09:23:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> can you boot mee6 out of the game room
09:24:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> i need a hot-bod-bot
09:25:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Ok babes, its been wonderful but I am out. xx
09:25:46 <Discord> <Cayleen> https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Red-Castle-Cocoonababy-co-sleeping-Baby-Bassinet-Sleeping-Aid-Matress-Dream-/223467282980?_trksid=p2385738.m4383.l4275.c10 Does that look legit? I tried to search reviews on that shop but it's very limited. They have their own webpage as well which is secure.
09:26:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Laters Pantone
09:26:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I'm also AFK. Toddler.
09:27:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> the one that shits bricks?
09:27:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> leaving bruises
09:27:00 <Discord> <05Floss> What the hell faux. I washed my own hair. Where the hell were you
09:27:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Sounds like u want Mudae there
09:28:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> why is faux invisinle?
09:28:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> invisible
09:28:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Stealth mode
09:28:00 <Discord> <05Floss> She's dodging he responsibilities
09:28:00 <Discord> <12Exo> I stealth mode sometimes to spy on people
09:28:00 <Discord> <05Floss> My legs won't shave themselves faux
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09:29:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> wax time! rip rip rip
09:29:00 <Discord> <12Exo> :glasses:
09:30:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Who dat exo
09:30:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Glasses
09:30:00 <Discord> <12Exo> @o-o
09:30:55 <Discord> <Pantone> god that looks fancy
09:31:04 <Discord> <Pantone> i just stuck my babies on a rug on the floor
09:31:17 <Discord> <Cayleen> Zed was also on the floor most of the time haha.
09:31:36 <Discord> <Cayleen> But he kept on upchucking alot so I had to make a nest thing that had an incline for him.
09:31:45 <Discord> <Pantone> ahhhh
09:32:00 <Discord> <Cayleen> I honestly don't want to do that again with Belle... I used up so many towels and blankets. Pretty much raided the linen cupboard lol
09:32:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> time to scramble see you on the other side
09:32:00 <Discord> <05Floss> There's someone called glasses?
09:32:06 <Discord> <Pantone> i was lucky i didnt have very spewy babies
09:32:13 <Discord> <Cayleen> Lucky!
09:32:23 <Discord> <Pantone> I can count on one hand the amount of spewing my youngest did after a feed
09:32:27 <Discord> <Pantone> he was a fatty tho
09:32:31 <Discord> <Cayleen> Oh wow... That's not much!
09:32:46 <Discord> <Cayleen> Zed threw up ALOT. Around half a year old he'd throw up daily.
09:32:53 <Discord> <Pantone> oh wow
09:32:53 <Discord> <Cayleen> I was sooo over cleaning up all the vomit.
09:33:01 <Discord> <Pantone> now poo blow outs, thats a different stroy
09:33:03 <Discord> <Pantone> story
09:33:09 <Discord> <Cayleen> Yeah... lol
09:33:16 <Discord> <Cayleen> Damn poops and nappy rash.
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09:40:11 <Discord> <faux> Dammit rego is due in a month
09:40:18 <Discord> <Cayleen> Oh no! Ouch
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09:41:00 <Octane> me0w.
09:42:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Morning chief
09:43:00 <Octane> How many last night?
09:43:00 <Discord> <05Floss> No he needs time
09:43:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's frustrating
09:43:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's blown out from 24 hours to a few days
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09:44:00 <Octane> I haven't had sex in so long I've lost hearing in my right eye.
09:44:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I sympathize
09:44:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's not fair cause he waits till I fall asleep before coming to bed so I can't ravage him
09:44:26 <Discord> <Pantone> yeah our rego is due too for one of the cars
09:45:56 <Discord> <Pantone> i need a new car ๐ฆ
09:46:33 <Discord> <damian> what cars do you have
09:47:08 <Discord> <Pantone> a Rav 4 and a 4008
09:47:28 <Discord> <Pantone> peugeot 4008
09:47:57 <Discord> <Pantone> my rav is like 13 years old
09:49:00 <Discord> <10faux> AHOY
09:49:00 <Octane> Is it possible to become a virgin again?
09:49:00 <Discord> <10faux> Soz I was working
09:49:00 <Discord> <10faux> From bed.
09:49:00 <Octane> I think I've become one.
09:49:00 <Discord> <10faux> It is glorious
09:49:00 <Octane> Hello, faux.
09:49:00 <Octane> Living the dream.
09:49:00 <Octane> Pants optional.
09:49:00 <Discord> <10faux> Hi love
09:49:00 <Octane> xx.
09:49:00 <Discord> <10faux> Pfft who needs pants
09:49:00 <Discord> <10faux> I'm invoicing people nekkid
09:49:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I have undies on
09:49:00 <Octane> Perfect.
09:49:00 <Discord> <10faux> TAKE THAT. PAY UP.
09:49:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Top half is dressed tho
09:49:21 <Discord> <Pantone> shes been kind but i need a bigger soccer mum vehicle
09:50:00 <Discord> <10faux> Pix
09:50:00 <Discord> <10faux> I'm just cocooned in a blanket
09:50:00 <Discord> <10faux> I never wanna move
09:50:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I have to have my blood pressure checked at 12:30
09:50:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Hopefully it's not shit I wanna go to aldi
09:50:00 <Discord> <10faux> Wooossaaa
09:51:00 <Discord> <10faux> I'm thinking about lunch already
09:51:00 <Discord> <10faux> I had an up & go for breaky
09:51:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm learning about gardening
09:51:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603373771516018718/JPEG_20190724_095013.jpg
09:52:49 <Discord> <damian> haha
09:52:53 <Discord> <damian> get a BT50
09:53:00 <Discord> <10faux> LOl
09:54:00 <Discord> <10faux> I'm playing sims on me phone
09:54:00 <Discord> <10faux> The shitty version
09:54:17 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hi cay
09:54:47 <Discord> <Cayleen> Hello jiggy
09:55:02 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> i missed you all this morning
09:55:25 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hi lish
09:55:39 <Discord> <Pantone> My Father has a BT, they are beasty
09:55:44 <Discord> <Pantone> I am thinking more a Kluger
09:56:09 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hi pantone, in hiding?
09:56:14 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> BT?
09:56:23 * HellFury peeks in and then mumbles morning
09:56:43 <Discord> <Pantone> Im supposed to be working, so if i dont appear online its like im not here jiggy ๐
09:56:57 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> we know better ๐
09:57:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm trying to get her knocked up
09:57:06 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hi hellfy
09:57:15 <HellFury> hey
09:57:17 <Discord> <Pantone> Im currently drawing a floor map of a pub......highlight of my design career
09:57:29 <Discord> <Pantone> for a firce evac sign
09:57:33 <Discord> <Pantone> groans
09:57:36 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> ive drawn whole cafe once
09:57:37 <Discord> <Pantone> er fire
09:57:47 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> then they went and remodeled ๐ฆ
09:58:25 <Discord> <Pantone> oh dear
09:58:53 <Discord> <Pantone> well this could burn....but at least the patrons know where to go in a fire thanks to me!
09:59:26 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> ideally they wont have to and it was all for nothing ๐
10:00:00 <Discord> <04energizer> has the day off
10:00:00 <Discord> <04energizer> working on my book
10:00:00 <Discord> <04energizer> in halfa gotta take my car to get the wheels balanced
10:00:30 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603740672868089875/SPARGOS6.jpg
10:05:00 <Discord> <04energizer> drove the fiancee on the freeway last night and she's clutching her tits cuz the car was shaking so much
10:05:00 <Discord> <04energizer> pretty lollerful
10:06:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Omg x.x
10:06:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> That would freak me out too.
10:06:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> $325 woolworths order ๐ฆ
10:09:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I don't think we have the fridge space for that much food
10:10:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Oh my fridge isn't that full lol. Plenty of space it in.
10:10:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Just baby stuff costs alot.
10:11:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I saw Coles had newborn nappies for 25
10:11:00 <Discord> <05Floss> The Huggies ones
10:11:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Huggies is my go to nappy.
10:11:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Expensive but Zed has sensitive skin. Other brands may give him a rash.
10:12:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yeah I might get a box
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10:18:00 <Octane> Get one for faux, too, so she doesn't even have to leave bed.
10:21:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lmao
10:25:03 <Octane> me0w.
10:25:06 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hi cath
10:26:53 <Discord> <Floss> So I can't study any more modules until my work placement school hands back the paperwork for my work placement which forms part of an assignment
10:27:00 <Octane> Feels good man.
10:27:00 <Octane> Warm.
10:27:05 <Discord> <Floss> So if they take their time with it I fall behind
10:28:23 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hi floss xx
10:28:35 <Discord> <Floss> Hai
10:29:17 <Discord> <Floss> Maybe I'll buy a coffee machine
10:29:22 <Discord> <Floss> That'll cheer me up
10:29:28 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> it will
10:30:59 <Discord> <Pantone> jiggy what did you draw that in?
10:31:06 <Discord> <Pantone> autocad?
10:31:06 <Discord> <Floss> I have about 90 bucks worth of flybuys
10:31:22 <Discord> <Floss> Oh yes jiggy wtf is that drawing about it looks good
10:33:24 <Discord> <Floss> Welp won't be using flybuys on a coffee machine lol
10:33:33 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> sketchup
10:34:48 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> its a local cafe in a shopping centre in SA
10:35:03 <Discord> <beagle> Marion?
10:35:07 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> yeah
10:35:12 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hi beagle
10:35:29 <Discord> <beagle> Spargos
10:35:53 <Discord> <beagle> Does Marion still have intensity arcade
10:36:42 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> an addition to my workbench i designed and built
10:36:42 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603749782493855755/prosonics_hutch.JPG
10:36:59 <Discord> <beagle> Cb radios
10:37:12 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> pro audio repairs
10:37:48 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> oscilloscope, audio generator and audio analyzer
10:38:13 <Discord> <beagle> Ok
10:44:19 <Discord> <beagle> Do u live in marion
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10:53:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I have no appetite
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10:56:04 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Hey kids :)
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10:57:18 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hi cosi babe
10:57:28 <Discord> <Cayleen> Hello Cosmic
11:01:13 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Gaaah. I've taken reformer pilates back up! Better get in there and limber up. Chat later xx
11:01:28 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> k cos xx
11:01:54 <Discord> <Cayleen> Laters Cosmic
11:02:01 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> sounds like you just made decision to get away from me ๐
11:02:06 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol
11:03:15 <Discord> <Floss> Aww jiggy you're one of those smart people aren't ya
11:03:21 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> must get away from jiggy, join gym!
11:03:41 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> nah, i know my limitations ๐
11:05:32 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> feel free to call me genius if you wish ๐
11:07:27 <Discord> <Pantone> jiggy make me coffee pls
11:07:32 <Discord> <Pantone> hey Floss
11:07:36 <Discord> <Floss> Gday
11:07:36 <Discord> <Pantone> i dont think i said hello before
11:07:49 <Discord> <Floss> Do I have to be naked to be a cam girl
11:07:51 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> floss meister
11:07:57 <Discord> <Floss> How much money would I get
11:08:01 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> yes
11:08:04 <Discord> <Floss> Lol
11:08:12 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> from me, none
11:08:20 <Discord> <Floss> Can't I stay fully clothed and be abusive
11:08:27 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> sure
11:08:29 <Discord> <Floss> Don't people pay for that
11:08:36 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> with their lives
11:10:50 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> pantone, one coffee coming up, soon as i milk the cow
11:12:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Poor Floss. ๐ฆ
11:15:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Im sooooooo drunnbkkkkkkkkk
11:16:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> What? Already? On a wednesday? lol
11:17:00 <Octane> MzMvp, have you got dungeon captives?
11:17:53 <Discord> <Floss> I start prac next week ๐
11:18:14 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> as a nude model?
11:18:45 <Discord> <Floss> Lol
11:18:51 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> or a clothed bitch
11:19:02 <Discord> <Floss> Support teacher
11:19:08 <Discord> <Floss> So clothed bitch
11:19:12 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> ๐
11:19:17 <Discord> <Floss> Omggg and and
11:19:28 <Discord> <partay> I was a naughty student Floss
11:19:34 <Discord> <Floss> 11pm last night I'm drifting off to sleep
11:19:39 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> im scared to death of my upcoming interview
11:19:42 <Discord> <Floss> I got my first kick!
11:19:48 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> woohoo
11:20:09 <Discord> <Floss> I was stoked ๐
11:20:18 <Discord> <Floss> You'll be fine jiggy
11:20:30 <Discord> <partay> Nice one Floss
11:20:33 <Discord> <Floss> Being scared means you give a shit
11:20:43 <Discord> <Floss> It's not a bad thing necessarily
11:20:47 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> does this mean youll be breaking water while teaching plate techtonics?
11:20:48 <Discord> <partay> Jiggy interview for what
11:20:56 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> job
11:21:01 <Discord> <Floss> Yes I'll break water at the Xmas party
11:21:01 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> at BAE
11:21:04 <Discord> <Floss> Right into the punch
11:21:14 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> eww
11:21:19 <Discord> <Floss> Lol
11:21:28 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> you have a sick mind, AND LOVING IT!
11:21:39 <Discord> <Floss> Hold our your stockings kids
11:21:53 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> im holding
11:21:55 <Discord> <Floss> But yes you do fine :)
11:22:01 <Discord> <Floss> You'll*
11:22:33 <Discord> <Floss> I don't feel so guilty about playing the Sims in bed all afternoon if I can't study
11:23:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lmao
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11:28:00 <Discord> <10faux> Ok I'm bored at home
11:28:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lol
11:28:00 <Discord> <10faux> Whats for lunch peep
11:28:00 <Discord> <10faux> S
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11:29:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol why is exo drunk
11:29:00 <Octane> I made a 24 hour slow cooked beef stew with potatoes and other vegetables.
11:29:00 <Discord> <10faux> Yum give me some
11:29:00 <Octane> I'll save you some.
11:29:00 <damian> ILL GIVE YOU SOME IN A MINUTE!
11:29:00 <damian> not really
11:29:00 <Discord> <10faux> SHUDDUP
11:29:00 <Discord> <10faux> Fight me
11:29:45 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> who plays sims these days? ๐
11:30:00 <damian> do i look like i want to be ass kicked by a girl?
11:30:00 <Discord> <10faux> Do u deliver octane
11:30:00 <Octane> Where are you?
11:30:00 <Discord> <10faux> Woah I read that as do I want my asslicked
11:30:00 <Discord> <10faux> Sydaneeeee
11:30:00 <Octane> Cheers for the +v damian. :D
11:30:00 <Octane> OK, I can be there in 3 hours.
11:30:00 <Discord> <10faux> Canberra?
11:30:00 <Octane> Aye.
11:30:03 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hiya lhumers x
11:30:53 <Discord> <Floss> YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH
11:31:00 <Discord> <10faux> Pfft too long I'll be withered away
11:31:00 <Octane> I'm considering moving back to Sydney. Though, I prefer the cold and dry humidity of here.
11:31:00 <Discord> <10faux> Y u m i love cold
11:31:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm about an hour from Canberra
11:31:00 <Octane> My contract ends in November. If I can secure a similarly-paying job up there, then I'll move back in with my mum.
11:31:00 <Discord> <10faux> Humidity can suck a fat turd
11:31:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's a weird place
11:31:00 <Octane> Where are you, Floss?
11:31:09 <Discord> <Floss> I will not have the Sims disrespected
11:31:10 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> muahaha
11:31:18 <Discord> <Floss> I made a berd
11:31:25 <Discord> <Floss> That's what the Sims is for these days
11:31:27 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> (you know that laugh)
11:32:00 <Discord> <10faux> Aw mumsy
11:32:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Southern Highlands
11:32:00 <Discord> <10faux> GREAT SOUTHERN LANDDDDD
11:32:00 <Octane> Ah, nice!
11:32:00 <Discord> <10damian> pew pew pew
11:32:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Horse won't fit in apartment
11:32:00 <Discord> <10damian> how's the fam today
11:33:00 <Discord> <10faux> I fit in an apartment
11:33:00 <Discord> <10faux> neighs
11:33:00 <Discord> <10damian> you'll just have to go virtual horses Floss
11:33:00 <Discord> <10damian> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LCafrlrV28
11:33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Let's Ride! Riding Star / Riding Star 3 (part 1) (Horse Game) (Aug 26, 2014) Length: 10:18 - Category: Gaming - 28,337 views - 101 likes (85.6%), 17 dislikes (14.4%)
11:33:00 <Octane> Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
11:33:00 <Discord> <10faux> LeTs RiDe
11:33:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Aww I had the very first one
11:33:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I want the newer one!
11:33:00 <Discord> <10faux> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603399444402012210/unknown.gif
11:33:00 <Octane> Where in Sydney are you, faux?
11:33:01 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol I play the sims too jiggy
11:33:15 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> im out numbered already
11:33:33 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol
11:33:36 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> i shall not yield ๐
11:34:00 <Discord> <10damian> haha i know
11:34:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I haven't been able to find a pirate of it
11:34:00 <Discord> <10faux> Mt druitt m8
11:34:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lol jk
11:34:00 <Discord> <10faux> Yuck
11:34:00 <Discord> <10faux> I m .... west..ish
11:34:00 <Octane> Wait, what?
11:34:00 <Octane> My mum's in Rooty Hill. lol.
11:34:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol you'd be slum Lord faux
11:34:00 <Discord> <10faux> Aw good ol Blacktown council
11:34:00 <Discord> <10faux> Nah I don't live there
11:34:00 <Discord> <10faux> I'm...west....er
11:34:00 <Octane> I don't mind it out there. Nice big yard.
11:34:00 <Octane> Penrif.
11:34:42 <Discord> <Cayleen> So hungry...
11:34:49 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> bite me
11:35:00 <Discord> <10faux> Hehehe rooty
11:35:00 <Discord> <10faux> Nah not the riff m8
11:35:00 <Octane> Faulconbridge.
11:35:00 <Discord> <10faux> Shoosh stop guessing I'm feeling.vu l nerable
11:35:00 <Octane> All the vowels!
11:35:00 <Discord> <10faux> I wish discord recorded voice clips
11:35:00 <Discord> <10faux> I wanna yell profanities
11:35:04 <Discord> <Cayleen> I already had an egg salami cheese sandwich. Plus icecream, plus museli bar
11:35:30 <Discord> <partay> wtf
11:35:35 <Discord> <partay> thats a spew combo
11:35:41 <Discord> <Cayleen> Not to me lol.
11:35:43 <Discord> <partay> lol
11:35:51 <Discord> <Cayleen> I eat everything nowadays. Bottomless pit.
11:36:00 <Discord> <partay> thats def a pregnancy combp
11:36:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I have all light foundation and it's fucking yellow on me
11:36:00 <Discord> <10faux> :(
11:36:00 <Discord> <10faux> Chinky
11:36:03 <Discord> <Cayleen> Yep
11:36:17 <Discord> <Cayleen> I want chips, but have none.
11:36:26 <Discord> <Floss> I want polony again
11:36:33 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> my grandfather: toast, egg, herring, jam,
11:36:37 <Discord> <partay> Im addicted to those honey soy kettle chips
11:36:38 <Discord> <Floss> Polony and sauce
11:36:45 <Discord> <Cayleen> Ewww, now that's too weird even for me jiggy lol
11:36:54 <Discord> <Floss> Oh aldi had American hotdog flavour chips
11:36:57 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> <snigger>
11:36:58 <Discord> <partay> thats all good minus the jam
11:37:00 <Discord> <10faux> WHO AM I CHINGYY wassup why yo ass so chinky
11:37:00 <Discord> <10faux> What even is that song
11:37:00 <Discord> <10faux> Why is it in my head now
11:37:00 <Discord> <10damian> hmm
11:37:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
11:37:00 <Discord> <10damian> i did a quick check for Riding Star 3 for you Floss
11:37:03 <Discord> <Floss> Should've got some
11:37:17 <Discord> <Cayleen> Yes I love the honey soy kettle chips. Or red rock deli. Just honey soy. None half price at woolworths. That's only when I buy them
11:37:24 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> "it all ends up in the same place" he said
11:37:33 <Discord> <Cayleen> LOL
11:37:39 <Discord> <Cayleen> Still... the jam put me off.
11:37:55 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> cottage cheese too
11:38:00 <Discord> <10damian> i'm not sure you'd want what i found
11:38:00 <Discord> <10damian> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603400537081249813/unknown.png
11:38:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol
11:38:00 <Discord> <10faux> Chad
11:38:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lool
11:38:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yeah that's what I get too
11:38:00 <Discord> <10faux> Mmm riding dick whilst make waffles
11:38:00 <Discord> <10faux> Sounds like a Saturday
11:38:00 <Discord> <10damian> it does sound good
11:38:57 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> feeds cayleen a bowl of herring
11:39:00 <Discord> <10faux> Are your boners ever not weird occy
11:39:00 <Octane> I'm nothing if not consistent.
11:39:00 <Discord> <10faux> Haha
11:39:00 <Discord> <10faux> Goodo
11:39:39 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> slides down like a snotty oyster ๐
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11:41:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm out of strip lashes
11:41:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm pissed off
11:41:44 <Discord> <Floss> It's a beautiful day but still so cold
11:42:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Last night I dreamed I pulled a bolt out of my cheek and it left a hole
11:42:19 Part: Lumeah ([email protected]) from #sydney
11:43:58 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> coffee time
11:45:42 <Discord> <partay> good suggestion
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11:48:01 <Discord> <partay> dazzo
11:48:05 <Discord> <partay> interview done?
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12:04:00 <b1rd> i <3 transexuals and im not ashamed to say it
12:05:00 <b1rd> btw breaker = b1rd
12:05:00 <b1rd> Zline evading...
12:07:24 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Maaan my legs are shaking
12:07:31 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> And not in a good way
12:07:35 <Discord> <partay> big session?
12:07:42 <Discord> <partay> at the gym
12:07:44 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Reformer pilates. Evil
12:09:00 <b1rd> Hi loopy frog
12:09:00 <b1rd> Zline evading again r u?
12:15:50 <dazzo2> Yeah
12:15:57 <dazzo2> Did it this morning
12:18:50 <Discord> <partay> howd it go?
12:19:00 <b1rd> Hi hellfury
12:19:00 <HellFury> b1rd
12:19:11 <dazzo2> Yeah good was a carbon copy of a job i used to have
12:19:45 <Discord> <partay> Well thats a good thing
12:19:52 <Discord> <partay> when will they let you know?
12:20:00 <b1rd> I like trannies seriously
12:20:00 <b1rd> I been doin lot of soul searching
12:20:00 <Discord> <05Floss> This isn't news
12:20:00 <b1rd> U guys knew?
12:20:00 <Discord> <05Floss> You seem like a take what you can get kinds guy berd
12:20:09 <dazzo2> Yup .. next week.
12:20:26 <Discord> <partay> great
12:21:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Kinda*
12:21:00 <b1rd> na
12:21:00 <Discord> <05Floss> How's the car crash shit going hellfury
12:21:00 <HellFury> yah good
12:21:00 <b1rd> If i love a person and they a tranny or guy or girl
12:21:00 <b1rd> Same to me
12:21:00 <b1rd> And nice to cum
12:21:00 <HellFury> got a call from someone coming to assess the damage friday
12:21:08 <dazzo2> 3 person interview Hr, product manager and a BDM guy
12:21:37 <dazzo2> I thought the bdm was a title ppl stopped using in 2010 heh
12:22:00 <HellFury> the car is being picked up soon
12:22:00 <HellFury> its on like donkey kong
12:22:35 <Discord> <partay> nah... bdm is indusrty standard
12:22:51 <Discord> <partay> i hate how they give those roles new metro names
12:23:21 <Discord> <partay> so you'll be customer facing?
12:24:54 <dazzo2> rarely .. only dragged in when theres some technical thing..like my old job..where i just keep quiet and answer specific questions. Im not allowed to talk to customers cos i can screw up the sales campaign..that sorta stuff
12:26:17 <dazzo2> I talk 80% to internal presales...openly no filter..they then work out what to say to customer.. thats how it works
12:26:22 <Discord> <partay> so you'll be a SME / technical resource?
12:26:30 <dazzo2> Yeah
12:26:36 <Discord> <partay> ok great
12:26:42 <dazzo2> I look after all the back end stuff
12:26:53 <Discord> <partay> sounds good
12:27:09 <dazzo2> Good enough for me :)
12:27:22 <Discord> <partay> the coin was on the money
12:28:36 <dazzo2> Yeah money is ok... doing sales need me to be ON all the time..which doesnt suit me
12:28:46 <dazzo2> So i prefer the support roles
12:29:08 <Discord> <partay> sure
12:37:19 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> checks out partay's back end
12:38:23 <Discord> <partay> bends over
12:38:30 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Bend and snap
12:41:00 <b1rd> Yay
12:44:00 <b1rd> How good would a
12:44:00 <b1rd> Tranny at the front to bum be then one doin u up the ass with a strapon
12:44:00 <b1rd> Mmm
12:45:00 <b1rd> Reckon youd cum a litre doin that bein in the middle
12:45:00 <b1rd> Or
12:45:00 <b1rd> Even u spooning a girl the tranny girl with strapon from behind
12:45:00 <b1rd> Nice as
12:50:03 <Discord> <Floss> I'll keep everything crossed for you dazzo :)
12:50:33 <Discord> <Floss> How's your day going cosmic
12:51:27 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> It's been nice! Coffee, pilates, having lunch before doing the groceries. I'm actually going to meal prep for next week. Oh my.
12:51:32 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> How's yours?
12:51:50 <Discord> <Floss> I'm in bed playing the Sims because I can't do any more assignments atm
12:51:54 <Discord> <Floss> Meal prep is fun!
12:52:05 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> your coffee is served pantone
12:52:26 <Discord> <Floss> I start prac at the primary school next week :D
12:52:42 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Yay, exciting ๐
12:52:47 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Congrats!
12:52:49 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hi cos
12:52:52 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> banned am i
12:53:06 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Hey jigs:)
12:53:08 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> who removed the pic to which mine referred
12:53:32 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> how are you young lady
12:55:05 <Discord> <Floss> Teehee I farted and it was like a puff
12:55:26 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> I'm great! Refueling after pilates
12:55:27 <Discord> <Floss> I should've peed before I sat down. Ugh dammit
12:55:34 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603784727459266568/20190725_125529.jpg
12:55:37 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> How's you?
12:55:43 <Discord> <Floss> Ohhhh yummmnn
12:55:55 <Discord> <Floss> I want that
12:56:11 <Discord> <Floss> I've had 2 pb and J sammiches but I want that also
12:56:23 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> It's pretty yummm
12:56:33 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Though I'm mainly here for coffee
12:56:41 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> i was fine til i saw that, now im hungry
12:59:03 * HellFury peeps in
12:59:12 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Hey Helly :)
12:59:21 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> voyeur!
12:59:23 <HellFury> hey CG hows it hanging
12:59:31 <HellFury> yeah no
12:59:40 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Fab thanks. How's you?
12:59:46 <HellFury> meh
12:59:51 <HellFury> so so
12:59:51 <Discord> <beagle> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603785808100720661/IMG_20190722_020156.jpg
12:59:51 <Discord> <beagle> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603785808641654855/IMG_20190725_123330.jpg
12:59:51 <Discord> <beagle> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603785809136451585/IMG_20190724_204743.jpg
12:59:53 <Discord> <partay> wonders what craziness life has thrown at Hellfury this week?
13:00:05 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> What the
13:00:12 <HellFury> mixture of toothache and sinusitis
13:00:14 <HellFury> fun
13:00:33 <Discord> <partay> oh so a good week for you then
13:00:37 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> You should post these on rate my plate dazzo
13:00:47 <Discord> <Floss> Lol yes
13:00:53 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Beagle even
13:00:55 <Discord> <Floss> Esp the middle
13:01:04 <Discord> <beagle> Hehe
13:01:05 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Especially all
13:01:14 <Discord> <Floss> Lol
13:04:04 <HellFury> car decided sigh to jam and then kick in 3rd gear down that road
13:04:10 <HellFury> hasn't done that in a while
13:04:25 <Discord> <Floss> The santa just had a birthday
13:04:57 <Discord> <Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603787093612953601/received_444680936113152.jpeg
13:05:02 <Discord> <partay> Hellfury.. you should stick to the bus ๐
13:05:11 <Discord> <partay> cars dont like you
13:05:21 <HellFury> hate pub transport
13:05:31 <Discord> <Floss> Apparently she's going to be a lot more fuel efficient with air in the tyres
13:05:31 <HellFury> plus i kinda need a car to get around
13:05:37 <Discord> <partay> well i hate the bus.. i get the train each day
13:05:44 Part: fidelio ([email protected]) from #sydney
13:05:45 <HellFury> i can't rely on Pat especially if i am going up north
13:05:49 <Discord> <Floss> I'd love to take a train each day!
13:05:50 <HellFury> so he needs his
13:05:53 <Discord> <partay> yah
13:05:56 <Discord> <Floss> Fun!
13:06:12 <Discord> <Floss> All the crazies! Don't have to worry about driving!
13:06:18 <HellFury> that and that car has had transmission problems since we got it
13:06:29 <Discord> <partay> I put my headphones on and zone out
13:06:39 <HellFury> i put a refurbished gear box in it
13:06:47 <Discord> <partay> the merc?
13:06:49 <HellFury> to fix the 3rd gear kick change
13:06:51 <HellFury> Bora
13:07:03 <HellFury> that ones still got that broken suspension
13:07:08 <HellFury> merc
13:07:16 <Discord> <Floss> You should get a Hyundai excel or santa. They refuse to die
13:07:26 <HellFury> used to drive one
13:07:28 <HellFury> and they sucked
13:07:33 <Discord> <Floss> I love this bitch she just won't quit
13:07:44 <Discord> <Floss> Hmm
13:07:44 <lx> ...ah huh...
13:08:04 <HellFury> i had a Toyota Corolla 20 yrs old and it still ran like a dream
13:08:19 <Discord> <partay> yah i had a rolla.. couldnt kill it
13:08:28 <HellFury> until the engine head cracked
13:08:36 <HellFury> and we couldn't find another so we wrecked it
13:08:46 <HellFury> but i had the VW by that stage
13:09:38 <Discord> <Floss> Get a rolla then
13:10:24 <Discord> <Floss> Sounds like the cars always going to have issues not worth stuffing around with
13:10:59 <Discord> <Floss> Less life stress
13:11:14 <Discord> <partay> buy a racecar instead
13:11:17 <Discord> <partay> ๐
13:11:27 <Discord> <Floss> AE86?
13:11:31 <Discord> <Floss> Trueno?
13:11:40 <Discord> <partay> seca?
13:11:58 <Discord> <Floss> Just don't make it black and white and put fucking noodle Shop writing on it like every 17yr old does
13:13:22 <Discord> <Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603789211598061568/JPEG_20190725_132117.jpg
13:13:23 <Discord> <Floss> She's writing a biography apparently
13:14:00 <HellFury> A woman sets her fanny on fire by accident. Panicking, her husband tells her to stand on the balcony and let the wind blow it out, but she slips and falls.
13:14:00 <HellFury> paddy and murphy are stood below watching the flaming fanny hurtle towards them......
13:14:00 <HellFury> Paddy says, "Is that a comet"....?
13:14:00 <HellFury> "Dont be daft" says murphy,
13:14:00 <HellFury> "Its a twattalite"......!!!
13:14:04 <HellFury> i had a seca
13:14:11 <HellFury> nah no money to get a new car
13:14:14 <Discord> <Floss> She keeps eating and her tits blow out
13:14:26 <Discord> <partay> just like Floss
13:14:28 <Discord> <Floss> Art imitates life once again
13:14:30 <Discord> <Floss> Lol yes
13:14:38 <HellFury> atm it looks like the old fucker didn't get the right insurance on the car that hit house
13:14:51 <Discord> <Floss> Oh prob just third party
13:14:52 <HellFury> we may have to pay out of pocket
13:14:58 <Discord> <partay> Doesnt all insurance have 3rd party by default
13:14:59 <Discord> <Floss> Gays
13:15:05 <HellFury> he got Woolies one
13:15:09 <Discord> <Floss> Only if you hit a person partay
13:15:17 <Discord> <partay> thats with your rego
13:15:20 <Discord> <Floss> Oh
13:15:26 <Discord> <Floss> Well fuck then
13:15:27 <HellFury> and Woolies are stalling to come get the car or even look at it
13:15:27 <Discord> <Floss> Lol
13:15:43 <HellFury> my F-I-L is a twat
13:15:49 <Discord> <partay> sounds like it
13:16:36 <HellFury> so sort of hoping the assessment person tomorrow says that its not going to be a big out of pocket
13:16:45 <Discord> <partay> on the house?
13:17:03 <HellFury> yup
13:17:25 <Discord> <Floss> So what's the go with the lady that still owns the car? Was your fil buying it off her?
13:17:34 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> someone say house party?
13:17:36 <HellFury> i dunno
13:17:42 <Discord> <partay> surely is just a bit of mortar to fix.. not like a semi hit the house
13:18:00 <Discord> <partay> apart from the g/door
13:18:09 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/yybNvcs
13:18:16 <HellFury> its pushed i
13:18:16 <HellFury> n
13:18:25 <HellFury> car hit it side on
13:18:43 <HellFury> structual damage
13:18:50 <Discord> <partay> how the almighty fuck
13:18:58 <Discord> <Floss> GoFundMe?
13:19:00 <HellFury> plus the garage door and the door
13:19:13 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/HQ2WYQL
13:19:19 <Discord> <partay> oh well the f-i-l will have to pay for it
13:19:30 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/ITwmRAE
13:19:37 <HellFury> dent in the car
13:19:45 <HellFury> its pushed the wheels out a little bit
13:19:47 <Discord> <partay> well its his problem
13:19:57 <HellFury> so he can't even reverse straight
13:20:02 <Discord> <Floss> Did it roll with the door open like that?
13:20:06 <HellFury> no
13:20:20 <HellFury> he was in the house about to come out and it just rolled down that drive way
13:20:35 <HellFury> he was nowhere near it
13:20:43 <Discord> <partay> he parked it there?
13:20:54 <Discord> <partay> without the handbrake on?
13:20:58 <HellFury> no
13:21:00 <Discord> <partay> or on enough
13:21:10 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/JNfqaHM
13:21:18 <HellFury> he parked car on the drive way
13:21:21 <Discord> <Floss> Was the handbrake on?
13:21:27 <HellFury> yeah
13:21:42 <Discord> <Floss> All the way?
13:21:48 <HellFury> he yanks hard pulling up the handbrake
13:21:50 <HellFury> yep
13:22:02 <Discord> <Floss> Prob why it's worn
13:22:18 <HellFury> when he drives my car he pulls it up to stop the car rolling
13:22:24 <HellFury> but hard enough
13:22:29 <HellFury> but coz its not his car
13:22:43 <HellFury> we don't know if the brakes were worn or not
13:22:53 <HellFury> the fil didn't say
13:23:00 <HellFury> clutch was all over the place
13:23:06 <Discord> <Floss> It's all a bit fucked
13:23:24 <HellFury> so all i know is that that brake or hand brake failed
13:23:43 <HellFury> and he watched it while still in house roll down that drive way into wall and garage
13:23:56 <Discord> <Floss> The car hasn't been checked by anyone yet?
13:24:26 <HellFury> 10 yr old nephew was sick so he was here he can back me up and Pat if it comes to it he saw it happen
13:24:45 <HellFury> no still waiting on the insurance company to come get it
13:25:06 <Discord> <partay> Is the real estate having a meltdown?
13:25:32 <HellFury> they did friday when Dave didn't come through with the insurance papers
13:25:57 <HellFury> but he must of coz their sending someone out to assess the damage tomorrow and monday
13:27:11 <HellFury> cousin memed me on fb all of thursday i replied with your turn will come
13:27:30 <HellFury> sure enough... her car got smashed from behind by a truck
13:27:40 <HellFury> i memed her back and she complained to mum
13:27:58 <Discord> <Floss> Did she focus on the negatives
13:28:03 <HellFury> yep
13:28:10 <HellFury> my mum asked me why im a bitch
13:28:24 <HellFury> so i got back on fb and took screen shots of the whole day worth of memes the bitch sent me
13:28:42 <HellFury> mum told her to suck it up and eat concrete if your gonna piss Jackie off she will do it right back
13:29:54 <Discord> <partay> lol
13:30:04 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Is it pension day? Shit
13:30:23 <Discord> <Floss> They need to leave you alone so you can focus on this
13:30:27 <HellFury> she hasn't talked to me since :p
13:30:57 <HellFury> yep but you know people love to make fun of others who have had bad misfortune until it happens to them and they come crying
13:31:05 * HellFury polishes her Bitch halo
13:32:34 <HellFury> two can play that game i saved the memes
13:33:30 <Discord> <Floss> When it all comes crashing down
13:33:37 <Discord> <beagle> Making lunch I'll post a pic
13:33:42 <HellFury> yup
13:33:50 <Discord> <beagle> Salted veges sausages n cheeae
13:34:44 <Discord> <Cayleen> Well she deserves it lol. Shouldn't have teased you when she can't handle it herself.
13:34:52 <HellFury> true
13:35:00 <Discord> <partay> spite is a wonderful thing
13:35:04 <Discord> <beagle> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603794672254713867/IMG_20190725_131334.jpg
13:35:05 <Discord> <partay> ๐
13:35:09 <HellFury> the first one i sent was about Insurance and cars not being properly insured
13:35:14 <HellFury> coz it was what she sent
13:35:20 <Discord> <partay> beagle.. MasterChef awaits
13:35:22 <HellFury> next thing i know mums calling me
13:35:26 <Discord> <Cayleen> That messy kitchen gets to me beagle lol
13:35:33 <HellFury> only took 1 or 2 pics
13:35:39 <HellFury> i sent 3
13:35:43 <HellFury> she sent at least 20
13:35:58 <Discord> <Cayleen> Ohhh
13:36:01 <Discord> <beagle> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603794909388079114/IMG_20190725_131436.jpg
13:36:12 <Discord> <Floss> Oh beagle please join mkr
13:36:18 <Discord> <beagle> Originally bought it for a bug salt gun
13:36:36 <Discord> <Floss> This is beagle from my druitt he's doing canned cheese on toast
13:37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
13:37:01 <Discord> <Floss> Hellfury in her defender the more pictures the better
13:37:18 <Discord> <Floss> Less pics implies you're not telling the full story
13:37:25 <Discord> <Floss> In her defence
13:37:25 <Discord> <Cayleen> beagles kitchen reminds me of a bachelors pad.
13:37:57 <Discord> <Cayleen> Can never have too many pics for insurance
13:38:34 <Discord> <beagle> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603795552152322048/IMG_20190725_131553.jpg
13:38:56 <Discord> <Cayleen> AFK toddler feeding time
13:39:26 <HellFury> i know right Cayleen
13:39:39 <Discord> <beagle> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603795823821717514/IMG_20190725_131757.jpg
13:39:40 <HellFury> its ok karma got her thats what she got for lol memeing me
13:40:54 <Discord> <Floss> What were some of the memes
13:41:00 <b1rd> Wat a treat! Cute telemarketer came over this morning...
13:41:00 <b1rd> So
13:41:00 <b1rd> I was like gtn out shower
13:41:00 <b1rd> Naked
13:41:00 <b1rd> Ok u reading guys?
13:41:00 <b1rd> Then nekk minnut
13:41:00 <b1rd> I says wait a minute
13:41:00 <b1rd> so
13:41:05 <Discord> <Floss> Memes intrigue me
13:41:25 <Discord> <beagle> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603796268430393357/IMG_20190725_131959.jpg
13:41:38 <Discord> <beagle> Salted
13:41:48 <Discord> <beagle> Bet u can't see the salt
13:42:00 <b1rd> I sees the skinny legs of a yummy little female
13:42:00 <b1rd> Ok fk it ill get dressed
13:42:00 <b1rd> Thoufht.. No way missing this chance
13:42:00 <b1rd> So she starta off blah bla her spiel
13:42:00 <b1rd> First thought.. Reject outright
13:43:00 <b1rd> But she cute right had kimd eyes
13:43:00 <b1rd> Ok....
13:43:00 <b1rd> Then
13:43:00 <b1rd> nli thinkin.
13:43:00 <b1rd> How can i turn this shit around
13:43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1U woke up
13:43:00 <b1rd> Na this is hpn
13:43:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol pong
13:43:00 <b1rd> Then rite
13:44:00 <b1rd> ok im thinkin
13:44:00 <b1rd> Ill signal to her
13:44:00 <b1rd> Ever so subtly that i May be interested
13:44:00 <b1rd> lol
13:44:00 <b1rd> She goes on askin for me bill
13:44:00 <b1rd> And she bit cryin by this stage
13:44:03 <Discord> <Floss> I'm not allowed salt
13:44:15 <Discord> <Floss> wails uncontrollably
13:44:53 <Discord> <Floss> I've never memes someone is that when she takes your pictures and writes smartarse comments on top of them?
13:45:00 <b1rd> But i nice guy rite guys not rapissssd
13:45:00 <b1rd> Si
13:45:00 <b1rd> So fkn
13:45:00 <b1rd> We like continuing on
13:45:00 <b1rd> I fort id ease the tension by opening and selecting a banana
13:45:00 <b1rd> Then eating it in front her
13:46:00 <b1rd> She still not gettin msg
13:46:00 <b1rd> Bit slow i thinks
13:46:00 <b1rd> So
13:46:00 <b1rd> Ok
13:46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Did I give it head job
13:46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1U
13:46:00 <b1rd> Hands in pockets move my crotch around subtlety
13:46:00 <b1rd> Not too much
13:46:46 <HellFury> i'll show you one
13:47:00 <HellFury> lemme jump on discord
13:47:00 <b1rd> She sorta stillllll not work out wat i afters
13:47:00 <b1rd> So
13:47:00 <b1rd> Like god damn gurl i answered the door doin up my shirt
13:47:00 <b1rd> Come in hun
13:47:00 <b1rd> But yea
13:47:23 <Discord> <Floss> K
13:48:00 <b1rd> Then i laughin bit like fat hairy spider but supressed so like funny laff
13:48:00 <b1rd> Ok
13:48:00 <b1rd> Still not she comin in for trade
13:48:00 <b1rd> Maybe virgin i think
13:48:00 <b1rd> Mmmm
13:48:00 <b1rd> "i coullllld go get my bill..."
13:48:00 <Discord> <05Floss> You should be chemically castrated
13:48:00 <b1rd> I say over and over
13:48:00 <b1rd> But
13:49:00 <b1rd> .....
13:49:00 <b1rd> Im lazy...
13:49:00 <b1rd> She finally understand i think and leave aww
13:49:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I can't imagine a girl wanting extended interaction with you
13:49:00 <b1rd> she not want sukky for sign up power bill
13:49:00 <Discord> <05Floss> You mistake professionalism for romantic interest
13:49:00 <b1rd> :p flossy
13:49:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's sad
13:49:00 <b1rd> ikr
13:49:00 <b1rd> Rest me bro
13:49:26 <Discord> <HellFury> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603798289329946637/Gods_gift_to_women.jpg
13:49:28 <HellFury> thats a meme
13:49:59 <Discord> <Floss> Lol so what did she do to yours?
13:50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Did u wank
13:50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1After
13:50:00 <b1rd> I was wankin before she knock
13:50:00 <b1rd> Then i got showers
13:50:00 <b1rd> So i had that freshly wanked off look on my face
13:50:14 <Discord> <beagle> Howmemingful
13:50:14 <HellFury> i'll get it off fb hang on
13:50:31 <Discord> <Floss> We need intel
13:51:00 <b1rd> was cool
13:51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1U always wank
13:51:00 <b1rd> Woulda easiltmy fkd her
13:51:00 <b1rd> Yea it nice
13:51:00 <b1rd> Na nice girl
13:51:18 Join: Yaboc ([email protected]) to #sydney
13:51:28 <Discord> <partay> Ahh trumpy... he doesnt need to use contarception
13:52:00 <b1rd> But she com e my door
13:52:00 <b1rd> So it natural to hit on her
13:52:00 <b1rd> Dnt u think? Plus everyone hate telemarketer rite
13:52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Fly in spiders trap
13:52:00 <b1rd> Lol
13:52:00 <b1rd> Bzzzzzz
13:53:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1She prob missing now
13:53:00 <b1rd> ^ lol
13:53:00 <b1rd> Dont forget ur rape kit bro
13:53:01 <HellFury> nope
13:53:22 <Discord> <HellFury> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603799278724317237/shit_box_car.jpg
13:53:31 <HellFury> i did it back to her car :p
13:53:35 <HellFury> she was fuming
13:53:44 <HellFury> clearly thought i was gonna feel sorry for her
13:53:54 <HellFury> nup not remotely
13:54:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1How much u get 4 disability pension
13:54:01 <Discord> <partay> lol
13:54:02 <Discord> <Cayleen> That looks yummy beagle. I love veggies.
13:54:08 <Discord> <Cayleen> How come you can't have salt Floss?
13:54:29 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol she actually used your photo
13:54:46 <HellFury> yup
13:54:50 Part: Lumeah ([email protected]) from #sydney
13:54:55 <HellFury> the bitch
13:55:00 <HellFury> she sent me a pic of her car
13:55:00 <b1rd> quite lots but
13:55:00 <b1rd> U gotta go down on the health services australias doctors umm relo
13:55:00 <b1rd> Like lick her out fuk her good then she put u on
13:55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1How much u get a week
13:55:05 <HellFury> and i memed it and sent it back
13:55:09 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol
13:55:11 <Discord> <Floss> Oh show us
13:55:17 <HellFury> make sure a truck does not kiss your ass
13:55:21 <HellFury> she whined to mum
13:55:22 <Discord> <partay> Hellfury... id be pointing the finger at the f-i-l or as the person with the name on the lease it'll be your cost
13:55:35 <HellFury> yeah we did
13:55:42 <Discord> <partay> nice
13:55:54 <Discord> <Floss> Show us yours to her hellfury
13:56:00 <b1rd> Find rite contacts... Follow ur penis young jedi....
13:56:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1U liek penis
13:56:01 <Discord> <Cayleen> Was her car dented badly?
13:56:06 <Discord> <Cayleen> I wanna see lol
13:56:14 <HellFury> yeah
13:56:55 <HellFury> i should add
13:56:58 <Discord> <Floss> We need your retaliation
13:56:59 <HellFury> she had her kids in the car too
13:57:00 <b1rd> Like my penis yea
13:57:00 <b1rd> oi pong did i tells ya
13:57:00 <b1rd> I wanna fuck trannies like beeehhh
13:57:00 <b1rd> cool huh
13:57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Do 1
13:57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Suck them
13:57:02 <Discord> <Floss> Show
13:57:30 <Discord> <Cayleen> Oh. Kids ok?
13:57:36 <HellFury> yeah kids were ok
13:57:40 <Discord> <Cayleen> That's good.
13:57:47 <Discord> <Cayleen> Ok now I can laugh at the meme lol. Show us
13:58:03 <Discord> <HellFury> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603800457080602629/truck_and_car_2.jpg
13:58:12 <Discord> <Cayleen> Omfg lol
13:58:13 <Discord> <Floss> Lol
13:58:16 <Discord> <Cayleen> The whole butt is gone
13:58:21 <Discord> <Floss> She derped way harder
13:58:22 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Whose car is that?
13:58:23 <HellFury> that was enough to make her cry to mum about the fact i memed her
13:58:27 <Discord> <partay> thats ass raped not kissed
13:58:35 <HellFury> that too
13:58:38 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol partay, agreed
13:58:41 <HellFury> serves her right thoug
13:58:42 <HellFury> lol
13:58:45 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #sydney
13:58:48 <Discord> <Cayleen> Who was at fault?
13:58:52 <HellFury> truck
13:58:59 <Discord> <Floss> You should've msged omg is the truck ok???
13:59:07 <HellFury> i did
13:59:07 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Whooooo are we talking about?
13:59:12 <HellFury> and hope you have insurance
13:59:13 <Discord> <Cayleen> Well if she's insured then it's all good then
13:59:24 <HellFury> shes not
13:59:24 <HellFury> :p
13:59:25 <Discord> <Cayleen> Hellfury's cousin.
13:59:29 <Discord> <Cayleen> Oh shit... well then...
13:59:38 <HellFury> yeah she memed me last week 20 pics
13:59:40 <Discord> <Floss> Hellfurys sister cosmic
13:59:44 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Ohhh that's baaad
13:59:45 <HellFury> the one i sent just now
13:59:46 <HellFury> lol
13:59:51 <HellFury> she cried to mum about
13:59:52 <Discord> <Cayleen> Oh sister, I thought cousin
13:59:54 <HellFury> mum rang me up
13:59:55 <Discord> <Floss> Gave her shit for the focus incident then hits a truck
13:59:55 <HellFury> cousin
14:00:16 <Discord> <Cayleen> That's going to be a pain in the pocket. Is it fixable or write off?
14:00:22 <HellFury> see ours was pure accidental
14:00:32 <HellFury> we had no control over that car brakes failing
14:00:35 <HellFury> but
14:00:37 <HellFury> yeah
14:01:03 <Discord> <Cayleen> Lucky it wasn't to the front. Definite write off then.
14:01:11 <HellFury> the second i memed her bck shes in mums ear and mums going off at me until i screen shot everything and sent it
14:01:19 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol
14:01:24 Part: Yaboc ([email protected]) from #sydney
14:01:33 <HellFury> and mum told her eat concrete and harden the fuck up
14:01:37 <HellFury> don't piss Jackie off
14:01:49 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol
14:02:10 <HellFury> i could hear my bro laughing in the background and yelling yeah suck shit
14:02:11 <Discord> <Cayleen> This is hubby's car 3 days before our wedding. It was a write off
14:02:14 <Discord> <Cayleen> https://i.ibb.co/XLpLk36/smashedute2.jpg
14:02:18 <HellFury> im like NO Eric No
14:02:26 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol
14:02:28 <HellFury> fucking hell
14:02:34 <Discord> <Cayleen> Well she should've been nicer to you about your incident
14:02:39 <HellFury> shes not talked to us since then
14:02:47 <Discord> <Cayleen> Meh, no loss there lol
14:03:00 <Discord> <Floss> Lol it's so dumb to be a bitch when you've done the same thing
14:03:06 <Discord> <Floss> Glass houses and all that
14:03:10 <Discord> <Cayleen> Yeah
14:03:12 <HellFury> whats funny is that shes gonna beg Pat and i to help her find parts for her car
14:03:15 <Discord> <Cayleen> Which is alot of trolls
14:03:20 <HellFury> and i'll tell her to get fucked
14:04:00 <HellFury> they rely on me and pat to get them car parts and ship them up
14:04:06 <HellFury> yeh not this time
14:04:12 <Discord> <Cayleen> She dug her hole
14:04:25 <HellFury> right
14:04:37 <HellFury> or she can ask her uncle whose a mechanic to fix it
14:04:43 <HellFury> and he will say no hes on my side
14:05:59 <Discord> <Cayleen> It's going to cost alot to fix.
14:06:00 <e|f> people seem to liek elf
14:06:04 <Discord> <Cayleen> Does she have the funds for it?
14:06:19 <HellFury> yeah shes a high profile accountant
14:06:24 <HellFury> with a good job
14:06:41 <Discord> <Cayleen> Well that's good then.
14:06:51 <HellFury> yeah but their cheap cunts
14:06:53 <Discord> <Cayleen> Surprised her care isn't insured then.
14:06:56 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol
14:07:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1No u tolk of pong
14:07:00 <e|f> oh
14:07:06 <Discord> <Cayleen> *car
14:07:06 <HellFury> they rely on others to "fork out" for them
14:07:18 <Discord> <Cayleen> Ahh
14:08:00 <e|f> i got some fish and chips with vinegar on the chips, plus a 6pk of heineken
14:08:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Nice
14:08:00 <e|f> vinegar on chips is a UK thing
14:08:00 <e|f> nostalgia!
14:08:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Do u work
14:08:05 <Discord> <Floss> Yeah I don't think that needs a mechanic
14:08:05 <Discord> <Floss> Priest maybe
14:08:16 <HellFury> her brother got her a brand new pajero shipped down from Cairns
14:08:41 <Discord> <Cayleen> To replace the wreck?
14:08:51 <HellFury> no as a present he brought her a car
14:08:55 <HellFury> only for her to get rammed
14:08:55 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> cath!
14:09:00 <e|f> not today
14:09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Wot u do
14:09:00 <e|f> today i am confined to the hermit life
14:09:00 <e|f> and lovin' it
14:09:17 <HellFury> like last month
14:09:18 <HellFury> lol
14:09:18 <Discord> <Cayleen> Ohhh
14:09:28 <HellFury> brand new off the shop floor
14:09:34 <Discord> <Cayleen> Wait, she's had 2 cars wrecked in 2 months?
14:09:39 <Discord> <Cayleen> Oh tell me that new car of insured...
14:09:44 <HellFury> her first one
14:09:49 <Discord> <Cayleen> *is
14:10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1U on pension
14:10:03 <HellFury> "blew the engine" after 5 yrs
14:10:10 <Discord> <Floss> Are we in a tv show
14:10:20 <HellFury> her bro buys her a new one only for her to be "rammed"
14:10:32 <Discord> <Cayleen> Does she not service any of her vehicles?
14:10:38 <HellFury> under 50 thou ks
14:10:42 <Discord> <Floss> Hers will be a write off
14:10:42 <HellFury> nope
14:10:47 <Discord> <Cayleen> Ugh... sounds like the type of person I'd never talk to IRL lol
14:10:52 <HellFury> she can easily source another
14:11:03 <Discord> <Cayleen> What a waste of money.
14:11:19 <HellFury> yep all 4 of her kids go to a private school as well
14:11:25 <Discord> <Floss> And the truck would have to pay her the market value of the car so prob like a grand
14:11:31 <HellFury> right
14:11:33 <Discord> <Cayleen> Eh, I went to a private school. Lots of bitches there lol
14:11:48 Part: dazzo2 ([email protected]) from #sydney
14:12:00 <Discord> <Floss> It's a derped situation all round but at least it's cut and dried not her fault
14:12:07 <Discord> <Floss> Yours is a bit messier hf
14:12:12 <Discord> <Cayleen> That is true.
14:12:33 <HellFury> yeah way Floss
14:12:35 <Discord> <Cayleen> Even though it's not your car, and you didn't know about the faulty breaks... there is no way the landlord would pay for the fix of the house.
14:12:47 <HellFury> right so its up to me and Pat now
14:12:53 <Discord> <Cayleen> Yeah
14:13:08 <HellFury> poor guy this week has worked 14 hr days
14:13:16 <HellFury> trying to get a little more pay wise
14:13:26 <HellFury> so we are not out of pocket if we are pushed
14:13:37 <Discord> <Cayleen> That sucks. But what can you do.
14:13:58 <HellFury> yeh thats it and with me not working it makes it a little harder
14:15:06 <HellFury> https://www.facebook.com/veryfunnyvidsdailly/videos/493119011257431/
14:15:32 <Discord> <Floss> I think with some people if they had half a brain they would be dangerous
14:16:04 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> staged!
14:16:06 <HellFury> thats true but the ones who do have brains half the time don't use them
14:16:26 <HellFury> https://www.facebook.com/sofunnyvidz/videos/2430048420585834/UzpfSTQ3MDkxMTEyMDMzOTg4Mjo0ODY5NDkwNzU0MDI3NTM/?__tn__=kC-R&eid=ARAA5bXSL2BFz_6zh-z-IMCPkLO2rRJk_P6Qh5HGvoIjgycqAWLhAB497RyZMO3xQvm3RspPxQURBemN&hc_ref=ARRnI8sT6-nhItE-K5fix43lccxbBVlheJx8x_PFrQoGewd1EXkK17syFeuwHjvBHFM&fref=nf&__xts__[0]=68.ARCC7T0pXPD61QHvPQ1EPNAN6tGhGaFxGRjdHWszga2pMZzBOcs_GUuI73BsHWu293M28EzAe4lOl3Q9FK0jOiDdtx58-U1os43CIKbw1ulVRuDjxVPVs-gMx5-Q-voxWM01LHgXsbco
14:16:29 <HellFury> what the
14:16:34 <Discord> <Floss> That's pretty much the same thing
14:16:56 <HellFury> https://www.facebook.com/sofunnyvidz/videos/868760520123671/UzpfSTQ3MDkxMTEyMDMzOTg4Mjo0ODY3ODIzMjg3NTI3NjE/?__tn__=kC-R&eid=ARAA5bXSL2BFz_6zh-z-IMCPkLO2rRJk_P6Qh5HGvoIjgycqAWLhAB497RyZMO3xQvm3RspPxQURBemN&hc_ref=ARRnI8sT6-nhItE-K5fix43lccxbBVlheJx8x_PFrQoGewd1EXkK17syFeuwHjvBHFM&fref=nf
14:17:05 <HellFury> bad enough they fall over
14:17:08 <HellFury> but to lose wig
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14:18:56 <Discord> <Floss> You've got to be the pillar of strength in the house hellfury
14:19:24 <HellFury> true
14:19:56 <Discord> <Cayleen> My toddler would laugh at that stack.... He loves it when people hurt themselves or fumble lol. Mean lil turd.
14:20:05 <HellFury> lol
14:20:17 <Discord> <Floss> Your focus needs to be getting it all sorted
14:20:28 <HellFury> mum came down stairs one day after shower and forgot she mopped tiles and its wet
14:20:48 <HellFury> she slid on the wet patch and i tried not to laugh but i failed when i saw her do the splitz
14:20:58 <Discord> <Cayleen> Ouch!!!
14:21:16 <HellFury> i heard from the second living room we are NOT going out now
14:21:23 <HellFury> and made me laugh harder
14:21:53 <HellFury> i fell over a road hump and she laughed at me
14:23:34 <Discord> <Floss> Wtf is a road hump
14:23:45 <Discord> <Cayleen> The lil bump to slow you down?
14:23:49 <HellFury> yeah
14:23:53 <HellFury> and trust me i fell over one :p
14:23:53 <Discord> <Floss> LOL
14:24:00 <Discord> <Floss> I would laugh fair play
14:24:13 <HellFury> exactly what she did after she said JACKIE YOUR ARSE
14:24:15 <Discord> <Floss> Oh yes I believe you
14:24:33 <HellFury> i was wearing a pair of shoes that were too big and well a skirt
14:24:55 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol
14:25:15 <HellFury> after i picked self up and a car went by
14:25:19 <HellFury> mum starts laughing
14:25:29 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> road hump, sex in back of car
14:25:36 <Discord> <Floss> Lol why are you telling us this
14:25:43 <Discord> <Floss> You sound like fucking derp
14:25:45 <Discord> <Floss> Teehee
14:26:01 <HellFury> misfortunes and well need a laugh
14:26:07 <HellFury> i do funny shit all the time
14:26:23 <Discord> <Floss> I want you to have tripped over two people having sex in a car
14:26:34 <HellFury> i walked past a car that was rocking
14:26:38 <HellFury> and all misty
14:26:49 <Discord> <Cayleen> LOL
14:26:57 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> doof doof doof doof
14:27:01 <Discord> <Cayleen> Somebody has having a good time.
14:27:02 <HellFury> brisbane's south bank
14:27:08 <HellFury> they park up root and go
14:27:47 <Discord> <Cayleen> We attempted being frisky in a car once... Stopped over at a lil clearing on some farm land. Like... WHO WOULD GO THERE. And ommmgggg... farmer with tractor rolled up. Stopped. Obviously he could see our shadows lol.
14:27:57 <HellFury> lol
14:28:05 <HellFury> i refuse to swim at sth bank
14:28:06 <Discord> <Cayleen> We bolted so fast hahaha
14:28:09 <HellFury> people root in the pools
14:28:15 <Discord> <Cayleen> Gross.
14:28:28 <HellFury> yeah
14:28:32 <Discord> <Cayleen> I'd never have sex in a pool or lake etc. Hello infection.
14:28:45 <Discord> <Floss> Ivebanged in the ocean
14:28:47 <Discord> <Floss> Dam
14:28:50 <Discord> <Floss> Hot tub
14:28:52 <Discord> <Floss> Pool
14:29:12 <HellFury> or little shits piss and shit in the pools
14:29:14 <Discord> <Floss> I have a somewhat devil may care policy
14:29:16 <HellFury> floater alert
14:29:34 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol Floss. You're up for all sorts of fun. I'm not game enough
14:30:02 <Discord> <Floss> WHY DOES WATER MAKE IT DRY
14:30:06 <Discord> <Floss> Lol fun times
14:30:28 <Discord> <Cayleen> Oh yes, that is also another reason I would never have sex in water.
14:31:02 <HellFury> use spit to make it wet
14:31:04 <HellFury> jks
14:31:17 <Discord> <Cayleen> Doesn't work in water. It washes everything away.
14:31:23 <HellFury> yeah true
14:31:26 <Discord> <Cayleen> Best bet is oil based lube. And lots of it.
14:31:27 <HellFury> dry ya out more
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14:43:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm looking at study motivation apps, as if being broke the rest of my life isn't enough motivation
14:43:24 <Discord> <Floss> Fun fact-during the dam.fun time I'm pretty sure it was his belt buckle that was responsible for my good time
14:43:35 <Discord> <Floss> Poor love was a bit lacking
14:45:10 <Discord> <damian> please explain how this is possible
14:45:43 <HellFury> i think i will do the uncool thing
14:45:46 <HellFury> and lay down
14:45:46 <Discord> <Floss> He did the sneaky thru the fly job
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14:46:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> lol that is true Floss
14:46:10 <Discord> <Floss> I was like cowgirl style
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14:47:16 <Discord> <Floss> Or standing cowgirl
14:47:23 <Discord> <Floss> Coz watee
14:47:51 <Discord> <Floss> I would say the hot tub was the best
14:48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Howโs hubby Cayleen
14:49:00 <e|f> pong, please be nice to the chatters here
14:49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Pong is
14:49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1U can see that
14:49:05 <MzMvp> hot tubs are great
14:49:07 <Discord> <partay> mzmvp... hows the chaffing today?
14:49:28 <MzMvp> chaffing of choofing
14:49:29 <MzMvp> :P
14:51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Ppl should b nice to pong
14:51:07 <Discord> <partay> chafffing you fat fool
14:51:29 <MzMvp> only thing fat is your gf ass
14:51:34 <MzMvp> mine is phat
14:51:44 <MzMvp> hers is just plain old fat
14:51:48 <MzMvp> fat and flat
14:51:50 <MzMvp> like her tits
14:51:56 <MzMvp> the milkz gone bad
14:52:23 <Discord> <partay> lol
14:52:48 <Discord> <Exo> MzMvp is a good man
14:53:05 <Discord> <partay> he offered to suck my bat
14:53:06 <Discord> <Pantone> is he on the list?
14:53:14 <Discord> <Pantone> lol!
14:54:08 <Discord> <Exo> the list u were talking about last night??
14:56:06 <Discord> <Floss> We can't take it seriously it sells herbalife
14:56:23 <Discord> <Floss> It's obvs mentally incompetent
14:57:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Someone's upset
14:58:00 <e|f> fun thing to do on facebook - find an old school you went to years ago and browse the posts
14:58:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm waiting another hour to pick the kid up
14:58:07 <Discord> <partay> exactly
14:58:53 <Discord> <Pantone> whats herbalife
14:59:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I just wanna go get her now but we paid for after school care
14:59:00 <Discord> <05Floss> So at the park derping around
14:59:00 <e|f> kk
14:59:22 <Discord> <partay> MLM shit
15:00:03 <Discord> <Pantone> ohhh
15:01:27 <Discord> <Pantone> my neighbour told me she was an entrepreneur the other day.......shes a MLM housemum
15:02:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Aldi didn't have Epsom salt :/
15:02:51 <Discord> <partay> hahaha
15:03:41 <Discord> <Cayleen> first time I heard of this.
15:04:00 <e|f> you want to make a bath?
15:04:04 <Discord> <Cayleen> Ohh those pyramid schemes. I can't stand them...
15:04:08 <Discord> <Pantone> Amway, Isagenix, Scentsy
15:04:09 <Discord> <Cayleen> Those people, please stay away from me.
15:05:33 <Discord> <Cayleen> Ex was with amway. Asshat.
15:06:22 <Discord> <Pantone> i remember my mother doing Amway in the late 80s early 90s
15:06:35 <Discord> <Cayleen> It's fine if they're not all in your face about it.
15:06:45 <Discord> <Cayleen> But alot of them are. And they try to sell it to every tom, dick and harry.
15:06:52 <Discord> <Cayleen> It's like... can we just have a normal conversation please...
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15:07:49 <Discord> <Pantone> my neighbour is, she sent her hubby to the door the other day with a new body cream for me to "try" (smells like arse). Then asks me if i want to place an order the next day
15:08:00 <Discord> <08breaker> LOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ b1rd on the Internet allday
15:08:01 <Discord> <Cayleen> Omg... like EFF OFF
15:08:22 <Discord> <Cayleen> It's so awkward.
15:08:46 <Discord> <Pantone> yup
15:08:48 <Discord> <Pantone> very
15:09:00 <Discord> <08breaker> Get a job you faggot.
15:09:27 <Discord> <Pantone> i hide in here now and lock my doors because she knew what I did, didnt realise my office was at home
15:09:52 <Discord> <Cayleen> Hopefully she gets the hint.
15:10:31 <Discord> <Pantone> i hope so, aint no MLM face / body cream going to work on this ugly lol
15:11:04 <Discord> <Cayleen> So negative about yourself! Well I think you're swell.
15:11:08 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> I use Isagenix. I love their protein shakes. I certainly don't sell it though
15:11:24 <Discord> <Pantone> ohhh thanks Cayleen, you are cute!
15:11:28 <Discord> <partay> thanks @Exo that room will be christened later tonight
15:11:43 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Wukka wukka
15:11:50 <Discord> <Cayleen> Yeah my mother in law uses isagenix for her shakes as well.
15:12:01 <Discord> <Cayleen> Thanks Pantone ๐
15:12:19 <Discord> <Pantone> make yo jump jump jump
15:12:24 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> I've had a lot of protein shakes in my life, and theirs fill me up for way longer than any others
15:12:26 <Discord> <Pantone> double j is pumping out the tunes today
15:14:36 <Discord> <Floss> The Karen's of the world slinging their mlm shit being mumtropreneurs are the absolute worst
15:14:43 <Discord> <Floss> Boss babe!!
15:14:55 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> #mywhy
15:14:58 <Discord> <Floss> Fuck off and die hun
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15:15:21 <Discord> <Floss> They are life ruiners
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15:16:09 <Discord> <Floss> I have an old client on my FB slinging Arbonne shit atm...been going about a year
15:16:23 <Discord> <Floss> I've tried to get her out of it but she won't listen
15:16:49 <Discord> <Pantone> i have some chick i went to school with trying to get me to shove my kids mouths with some fruit and vege gummies
15:17:37 <Discord> <Pantone> she messaged me and made me join a facebook group which I joined and them removed myself. 2 days later she messages me "Hi whats the best thing you like about the group"
15:18:16 <Discord> <Pantone> OH and dont get me started on Norwex
15:18:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii
15:18:20 <Discord> <Pantone> I wish I was male
15:18:44 <Discord> <Floss> I just keep presenting hard facts to her. I share the income disclosure statement where it says 95% of consultants make about 20 a month
15:19:08 <Discord> <Floss> Oh but she's getting that "free" mercedes
15:20:00 <Discord> <Floss> She made her partner buy her a brand new 4x4, it features heavily in her marketing to show her success, she's barely 20 and about 70 grand in debt trying to plan a wedding
15:20:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yeah the Epsom baths are supposed to help
15:20:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I dunno if they really do or if it's placebo but I'll try anything'
15:20:24 <Discord> <Floss> They prey on vulnerable women
15:21:00 <e|f> strange you couldn't get it from ALDI - they should sell it
15:22:42 <Discord> <Cayleen> Ew, 70k in debt at that age!! Ouch!
15:23:00 <e|f> tub of ice cream and a fifth of vodka instead, maybe :p
15:26:05 <Discord> <Floss> She used to spend the whole appt on the phone to various companies explaining why she hasn't paid bills and if be there like....why are you getting your nails done
15:26:05 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Fuzhfzufhhxgfzhfzhfzhfzuufsus
15:26:21 <Discord> <Cayleen> Wtf...
15:26:30 <Discord> <Floss> It sucks cause she's a good person really
15:26:41 <Discord> <Cayleen> Just a tad lost when it comes to money.
15:26:44 <Discord> <Floss> She's been sucked up into this crap and she can't see it
15:27:24 <Discord> <Floss> She put all over FB that she was hosting a makeup party but nobody liked or commented it would've been last night
15:27:31 <Discord> <Floss> Waiting for her post about how it went
15:27:57 <Discord> <Cayleen> That's depressing.
15:29:23 <Discord> <Floss> Oh I got flap pins and needles again the other day!!!!
15:29:29 <Discord> <Floss> I forgot to share!!!!
15:29:36 <Discord> <Cayleen> What are flap pins?
15:29:49 <Discord> <Cayleen> Ohhh pins and needles down there lol
15:29:54 <Discord> <Floss> Pins and needles on leg up to flap
15:29:56 <Discord> <Floss> Lol yea
15:30:00 <Discord> <Cayleen> I actually thought you meant some pins plus some needles hahaha
15:30:03 <Discord> <Floss> I worked out how I did it
15:30:09 <Discord> <Cayleen> Oh?
15:30:29 <Discord> <Floss> It's when I told one leg under itself while sitting in a dining chair
15:30:32 <Discord> <Floss> Fold
15:30:47 <Discord> <Cayleen> Ahhh yes.
15:30:58 <Discord> <Floss> I was sitting there then all of a sudden OMG I DID IT AGAIN LOLOLOL
15:31:01 <Discord> <Cayleen> I get pins and needles easily these days depending on how I sit lol
15:31:08 <Discord> <Floss> Yeah haha
15:32:00 <e|f> okie dokies, i'mma have a few more beers
15:32:00 * quikBrainExplosion |==> b1rd
15:32:00 <b1rd> https://imgur.com/a/uY3Y3bk
15:33:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Asked hubby to get baby formula, bananas and bread at the shops after work.
15:33:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> He's so hopeless when it comes groceries. He forgot the bread...
15:34:41 <Discord> <Cayleen> I'm getting anxiety over things I gotta do overlapping while I'm expecting Woolworths delivery.
15:35:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I told him when he was driving on the way to the shops too. Which was like 4 min drive away.
15:35:30 <Discord> <Floss> Dean wants to open a coffee shop called bean flickers and it's run by women
15:35:38 <Discord> <Cayleen> LOL
15:36:19 <Discord> <Floss> He didn't want me to tell you guys cause.you would "steal his idea"
15:37:00 <e|f> send shopping list as a txt msg so he can refer back to it on his phone when he's at shops
15:37:00 <e|f> and that's potentially the last 33-year-old pragmatic comment i'll make today, bbiab
15:37:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Shut up
15:37:13 <Discord> <damian> HOWSATTTT
15:37:22 <Discord> <damian> tax refund went into my account this morning, and money is already gone
15:37:26 <Discord> <damian> new NAS new NAS new NAS
15:37:36 <Discord> <Floss> Oh I might do mine tonight
15:37:41 <Discord> <Cayleen> Lol Floss. I won't steal his idea.
15:37:51 <Discord> <Floss> I can think about how to spend all my nothing
15:37:54 <Discord> <damian> i did mine on Friday
15:38:05 <Discord> <damian> hey, you at least get your $1080 to help you
15:38:14 <Discord> <Floss> Ay?
15:38:19 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol
15:38:33 <Discord> <damian> https://www.budget.gov.au/2019-20/content/estimator/incometax.htm
15:38:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong earn over 126k get nothin
15:39:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> lol I've given him a list before. With the brand, name of item, even the cost of the item so can't get it confused with a similar product.
15:39:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> 8/10 times he'll get it wrong...
15:39:08 <Discord> <damian> i mean it depends on what you earn ... but if you're a standard earner you will get a little extra in your tax
15:39:19 <Discord> <Floss> I earn next to nothing
15:39:29 <Discord> <Floss> Nothing adjacent
15:39:29 <Discord> <damian> less than $20k?
15:39:37 <Discord> <Floss> Deffo
15:39:41 <Discord> <damian> oh, well ignore me then
15:40:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> It does my head it. I'm like "Follow the list!! Don't skim the list, read it!!"
15:40:05 <Discord> <Floss> Aww
15:41:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> This is a work in progress with him. I will train him to get it right most of the time one day lol. It's been around 3 years now.
15:42:00 <e|f> if he's in the army he's probably already used to being told what to do :p
15:43:52 <Discord> <Pantone> I got $57
15:44:01 <Discord> <Pantone> Rich bitch
15:46:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> lol @ b1rd on parole.
15:46:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hi
15:47:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> lol
15:49:00 <e|f> k so that facebook page for my school only went back a few years
15:49:00 <e|f> i need 1990s
15:50:00 <e|f> nvm
15:51:10 <Octane> Sounds like an MLM but OK.
15:51:15 <Octane> Floss, will you marry me?
15:51:21 <Octane> I hate hunbots.
15:52:00 <e|f> nothing much changes, the school still runs the same activities etc
15:52:00 <e|f> just for a new generation of kids
15:54:00 <Discord> <10damian> hiberd
15:55:45 <Discord> <partay> yah i got 0.. in fact i got rewarded with having to pay a 2500 medicare levy
15:55:59 <Octane> No private health insurance?
15:56:19 <Octane> I'll be doing mine on the weekend. I doubt I'll get a cent.
15:57:00 <Discord> <partay> i have private cover.. 2K a yr
15:58:00 <Discord> <08breaker> Pictures or a video of you sucking cock or you taking it up the arse.. or you're trolling and lying as always.
15:58:35 <Octane> Since my separation, I was paying half and the missus was paying half. She then decided she didn't want it anymore (I think she just wanted my name off the policy so she could get have her own with her kids). I was paying $170. Now it's $230. Argh.
15:58:44 <Octane> -get
15:58:54 <Discord> <partay> month?
15:58:58 <Octane> Yep.
15:59:00 <e|f> >_>
15:59:03 <Octane> With HCF.
15:59:25 <Discord> <partay> you could prob get that down a bit
15:59:28 <Discord> <partay> shop around
15:59:49 <Discord> <partay> i pay 160 with top hospital
15:59:56 <Octane> Possibly. She just wanted my name off so I just rang them and asked for my own policy.
16:00:00 <e|f> they built discord but they didn't count on the bird
16:00:00 <e|f> fo sho
16:00:02 <Octane> With who?
16:00:07 <Discord> <partay> Bupa
16:00:15 <Octane> Were they called something else before?
16:00:20 <Discord> <partay> MBF
16:00:23 <Octane> Ah, that's right.
16:01:01 <Octane> Do you know how Medibank rates? I started with them before I turned 31 to avoid the loading thing. When we got married, I moved to her policy. She was good with stuff like that so I just left it all to her.
16:01:30 <Discord> <partay> just depends on what cover you want?
16:01:38 <Octane> All the things.
16:01:41 <Octane> haha.
16:01:59 <Discord> <partay> prgenancy?
16:02:17 <Octane> I don't even know what my inclusions are. I just asked them to give me a like-for-like.
16:02:25 <Discord> <partay> yah see
16:02:36 <Discord> <partay> make out like you know what youre talking about
16:02:48 <Octane> I am a male so can't get pregnant. But, then again, it's 2019.
16:03:15 <Discord> <partay> when i took mine out with MBF it was a subsidided by the govt.. they dont do that many more
16:03:27 <Octane> Yeah, I think I recall the same thing with Medibank.
16:03:29 <Discord> <partay> do i retained a lot of benefits
16:03:34 <Discord> <partay> so*
16:03:44 <Discord> <partay> bit its best to go in sit down and discuss
16:04:02 <Octane> Yep, or find a web site that does comparisons.
16:04:11 <Discord> <partay> 1/2 hr chat could save you 60 a month
16:04:16 <Discord> <partay> dont use those
16:04:20 <Discord> <partay> they are evil
16:04:22 <Octane> Ah, OK.
16:04:28 <Discord> <partay> they are commission based
16:04:35 <Discord> <partay> and not all providers are on there
16:04:38 <Octane> Oh, not to sign up through. Just to see what's available.
16:05:01 <Octane> I understand they're commission-based.
16:05:10 <Discord> <partay> goto the providers site yes... but dont use those 'cpmapre the market' sites.. they are dodgy as fuck
16:05:16 <Octane> OK.
16:05:47 <Discord> <partay> but 180-200 is kinda ball park
16:05:56 <Discord> <partay> any less and id be suss they pay up
16:06:00 <e|f> i'm not even there but it doesn't matter - more beer, brb
16:06:55 <Discord> <Floss> How do I invite myself
16:06:57 <Discord> <Floss> On pc
16:06:58 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> I have no idea what I pay, but my extras just paid $300 for my glasses!
16:07:55 <Discord> <Floss> Wait I'm wronf
16:07:56 <Discord> <Floss> Lol
16:08:04 <Discord> <Floss> I'm not built for this
16:08:19 <Octane> Hey, CG.
16:08:42 <Discord> <partay> Floss in English?
16:08:45 <Discord> <Floss> HAI
16:08:52 <Discord> <Floss> im on the computer now!
16:09:06 <Discord> <partay> welcome floss
16:09:20 <Discord> <Floss> now. who sent me the link to wacky wheels
16:09:24 <Discord> <Floss> i need to play this now
16:11:31 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Hey Octane :)
16:12:23 <Discord> <Floss> how was shoping cosmic? ya started prepping yet?
16:15:44 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> heyas
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16:26:14 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> HI OCTANE ๐
16:26:29 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> oops was photoshopping ๐
16:27:35 <Discord> <Pantone> Terrible photoshopping
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16:45:43 <Octane> HAI JIGGY.
16:46:55 <Discord> <rainmaker> hello boys
16:49:00 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Ohhh floss! Shopping is done, I'll cook tomorrow!
16:49:10 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Hey rainmaker:)
16:49:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii
16:49:29 <Discord> <rainmaker> ribbit
16:49:34 <Discord> <rainmaker> what are you cooking?
16:52:16 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Just meal prepping for the week
16:52:28 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Being super organised and stuff
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16:56:14 <Discord> <partay> The beagle has landed
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16:56:49 <Discord> <rainmaker> organising the sex pitt I hope
16:57:22 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Yeah, gotta feed the crowd
16:57:51 <Discord> <rainmaker> a brother like bozojim is always hungry
16:58:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He ignore pong
16:58:49 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> He's not invited
16:58:55 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Invite only
16:59:06 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hi kids
17:00:57 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Hey jigs :)
17:01:19 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hows things cosi
17:01:38 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> who is liezl ?
17:01:41 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> or what
17:02:01 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> fauxys game name?
17:02:40 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> demonic ๐
17:07:56 <Discord> <damian> on a computer now, but have you played wacky wheels yet?
17:08:23 <Discord> <damian> damnit, how can it be scrolled up when i only just opened teh dang window
17:16:38 <Discord> <partay> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603850429885054986/67588805_2428158407207431_5426694936592384000_n.jpg
17:19:00 <e|f> lol yup
17:19:00 <e|f> we're all 21 again next cycle
17:19:00 <e|f> so no big deal
17:19:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> lol
17:19:00 <Discord> <10partay> e|f is like a fine wine
17:19:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> elf is only a year older than me.
17:20:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> hi cathy ๐
17:20:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> slippery fish is she
17:21:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> in best yoda
17:21:00 <Discord> <10partay> Cayleen but you'll look 32 for the next 10 years
17:22:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Nah. I looked younger than my age before I had a child. I've aged sooo much in the last 2 years...
17:22:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> You know how female dogs look so run down when they've had puppies? That's me lol
17:22:00 <e|f> "A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction."
17:23:00 <Discord> <05Floss> All water tastes like fish
17:23:00 <Discord> <10partay> lol
17:24:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Don't talk to me about aging
17:24:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm so grey
17:24:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Aww Floss. ๐ฆ Yeah water didn't taste good for me either with my first pregnancy. This pregnancy it's not as bad but it's not how it should taste like.
17:24:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I would say looking at my regrowth I'm at about 70% grey now
17:24:05 <beagle> All this ads on chase
17:24:24 <Discord> <rainmaker> hello beagle
17:24:26 <Discord> <rainmaker> whats for dinner
17:24:45 <beagle> Nothing
17:24:55 <beagle> I have to starve
17:25:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I just bleach my greys
17:25:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Silverfox
17:25:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I was blonde but I'm to much of a feral and too cheap to keep having it maintained
17:25:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> You'll have a lovely head of grey hair when you're older Floss. I want that. But asians just get like half grey and it looks so dirty lol
17:25:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I look like I've walked thru cobwebs
17:25:01 <beagle> Poor beagle
17:25:12 <beagle> :(
17:25:40 <Discord> <rainmaker> why
17:26:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Everything's gone to shit
17:26:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Pfft I doubt it lol
17:26:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm enjoying bigger boobs tho that's about it
17:26:00 <e|f> look at this one
17:26:00 <e|f> art is named "All is vanity"
17:26:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> hi floss
17:26:00 <e|f> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Allan_Gilbert#/media/File:Allisvanity.jpg
17:26:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> floss are you doing the pong thing atm?
17:26:16 <Sutekh> hey rainmaker how are u champ?
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17:26:32 <beagle> i ate everything
17:26:32 <beagle> Well i have weetbix
17:26:32 <beagle> :)
17:26:48 <Discord> <rainmaker> gday sutekh, good mate, could be better with some nudes
17:26:50 <Discord> <rainmaker> how are you?
17:26:59 <Discord> <rainmaker> where are the salami rolls
17:27:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yes because putting your face on makes you wanna die. That is accurate
17:27:00 <Lumeah> Afternoon jiggy
17:27:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> hi lhumey xx
17:27:00 <Discord> <05Floss> No I'm just being mopey floss
17:27:00 <Lumeah> Hugs
17:27:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> wb cath
17:27:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Today I went to Coles. I bought hair colour, mylanta and stool softener.
17:27:17 <Sutekh> haha not too bad, agree on the nudes
17:27:38 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Hey Sutekhhh :)
17:27:41 <Discord> <Cayleen> Dinner is a frozen meal for me. Couldn't be bothered to cook tonight.
17:27:56 <Discord> <Pantone> How was your shift rainmaker
17:28:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> you slipped away
17:28:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> sounds like a party Floss
17:28:00 <Discord> <05Floss> This is what my life is now
17:28:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol
17:28:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> The struggles of a mother lol
17:28:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I mean the stool softener isn't for me but still. It was depressing
17:28:00 <e|f> but what did you say at the checkout when the clerk eyed over your goods?
17:28:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol oh well
17:28:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Oh yeah, your step daughter needs it.
17:28:00 <e|f> "i have a sick grandma..."
17:28:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Oh I went thru self serve
17:28:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> i got a job interview next week ๐ horay me
17:28:57 <Sutekh> heya CG, Cayleen, Pantone :)
17:28:59 <Discord> <rainmaker> my shift key is working fine thanks
17:29:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Oh yay jiggy
17:29:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Who cares what the check out person thinks of the things you buy.
17:29:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I didn't wanna buy the stool softener from the chemist and have to face a person hahahaha
17:29:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> When you're pregnant, nothing matters. You feel shit all the time lol
17:29:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Because it literally isn't for me
17:29:00 <e|f> so you wanna look younger but forget about the past? hair colour and stool softener sounds good...
17:29:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol
17:29:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I bought a time machine
17:29:10 <Discord> <Cayleen> Hello Sutekh
17:29:12 <Discord> <Pantone> grins
17:29:21 <Discord> <Pantone> Helllooo Sutekh
17:29:57 <Discord> <Cayleen> Hubby asked if I wanted Hungry Jacks for dinner... which is very much a yes but I felt bad he was going to spend hundreds tonight on furniture already... so I said no. ๐ฆ
17:30:00 <e|f> haha yup
17:30:00 <Discord> <10partay> Floss.. room for two?
17:30:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> one that ages you?
17:30:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Oh god can I just say. There's room for two and I don't know how I feel about it
17:30:00 <e|f> lol
17:30:02 <Discord> <Cayleen> Now regret lol
17:30:07 <Sutekh> pantone, got any chocies, im hungry ;p
17:30:42 <Discord> <Pantone> Hahaha ate em all, you know this
17:30:50 <Sutekh> damn :/
17:31:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I am not a person that does things
17:31:00 <Discord> <10partay> It vibrates... so its all good
17:31:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> thanks for your cheer floss ๐
17:31:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm very confused with my own body's willingness to tolerate certain things
17:31:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's an exciting time jiggy :)
17:31:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> you the only one who reads what i say ๐
17:32:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol they're just busy dear I'm sure they are happy too
17:32:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> hahaha
17:32:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Except b1rd he can't read
17:32:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I read what you say
17:32:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> see
17:32:00 <Lumeah> Ha!
17:32:00 <Discord> <05Floss> See pantenes a top bloke
17:32:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> sure am possum
17:32:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> i put up a post on fb asking who can see my posts, 12 of 73 friends replied
17:32:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> adjusts
17:32:00 <Lumeah> I'll tell him that
17:32:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> call me nigel ๐
17:32:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Oh I also bought blood pressure medication
17:32:00 <Discord> <05Floss> So the whole bag was just tragic
17:32:35 <Sutekh> where is b1rd brain
17:33:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol swearing at the washing machine because it's beeping that it's done
17:33:25 <Sutekh> !seen b1rd
17:33:27 <StatsOP> b1rd ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 22 hours, 10 minutes ago stating "{}".
17:34:00 <b1rd> Got magnum ice cream.
17:34:00 <Lumeah> Oh yum
17:34:00 <b1rd> Hehe yups
17:34:00 <Lumeah> Floss said u can't read jase
17:34:33 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> sutekh, i want an invisibility cloak like others
17:35:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yummy
17:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol my next module is work with diverse people
17:35:00 <b1rd> yea
17:35:00 <b1rd> Learning dissorders, lumies
17:35:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> AFK family time
17:35:00 <Lumeah> U read better than me
17:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I can use discord
17:35:00 <b1rd> K
17:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Byes
17:35:00 <b1rd> My fam here lol
17:35:00 <Lumeah> Hi fam
17:35:15 <Sutekh> haha
17:35:21 <Sutekh> ask Exo ;p
17:36:00 <b1rd> coz i such loser irc is lyfe
17:36:00 <b1rd> hi fam
17:36:00 <b1rd> :p
17:36:00 <Lumeah> Lol
17:36:00 <b1rd> I actually can open fridge from my bed now no shit
17:36:58 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> Partay, this is what true equality looks like. "dont walk" and "heel"
17:36:58 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603855547158102018/28167679_10213351744083014_1026963268381318546_n.png
17:37:00 <b1rd> Moved me stuff around a but
17:37:00 <b1rd> Bit
17:37:00 <Lumeah> Hahahaha
17:37:00 <Lumeah> Cool hun
17:37:00 <b1rd> :)
17:37:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Lumeah did you say you and b1rd dated once....or was it live together....or do I have the wrong person completely
17:37:03 <Sutekh> you wanna hide from the ladies?
17:37:53 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> yeah and everyone
17:38:00 <Discord> <10partay> LOL
17:38:00 <b1rd> Lumies can tell ill shoosh
17:38:00 <b1rd> If she wants
17:38:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> puts her hand over partay's mouth
17:38:00 <Lumeah> Yes tell it to shoosh
17:38:00 <b1rd> God idea.
17:38:00 <b1rd> thx pantone
17:38:00 <^bozoJim> Hello Pantone
17:38:36 <Sutekh> ohh
17:39:00 <^bozoJim> hello Lumeah
17:39:00 <Lumeah> Hi jimmy
17:39:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> you didnt answer my question
17:39:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> pantone opened a can of worms
17:39:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> JIM my good man, how the devil are ya
17:39:00 <^bozoJim> I am good thank you
17:39:00 <^bozoJim> How are you?
17:39:00 <b1rd> Cook worms eat
17:39:00 <Lumeah> Lol
17:39:00 <b1rd> Or fish with em
17:39:00 <Lumeah> Yum
17:39:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> answr my bloody question!@#
17:39:00 <b1rd> Make a grouse feed
17:39:00 <b1rd> ?
17:39:05 <Sutekh> i can understand everyone else, but not the gorgeous women ;p
17:39:39 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> well, jump out of a closet rather than hide ๐
17:40:00 <b1rd> Which one sry im bit wired
17:40:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Im great Jim, just emailed my last job out for the day and I am freeeee
17:40:00 <^bozoJim> nice one
17:40:00 <Discord> <10damian> sooo tired
17:40:00 <b1rd> Oh k
17:40:00 <Lumeah> What questions
17:40:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> The work is rolling in at the moment and I can barely keep up
17:40:00 <b1rd> Snake mate
17:40:00 <b1rd> Snake ya
17:40:00 <Discord> <05Floss> What do you do Pantene?
17:40:00 <^bozoJim> that is not a bad thing
17:40:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> So Lumeah and b1rd dated
17:40:00 <Discord> <10partay> Pantone maybe you need to hire b1rd as an assistant
17:40:53 <Sutekh> lol
17:41:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> oh babe, you have to be able to spel your own name to work with me
17:41:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> LOL
17:41:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> spell
17:41:00 <b1rd> AWW
17:41:00 <Lumeah> Pantone
17:41:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> ironic
17:41:00 <^bozoJim> hello Floss
17:41:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Designer Floss
17:41:00 <Lumeah> . Mind ya business
17:41:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> hi boz
17:41:00 <^bozoJim> Hello jiggy
17:41:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> OK so what I am hearing is, you dated b1rd
17:42:00 <Sutekh> haha
17:42:00 <Sutekh> this could end badly
17:42:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> stands down
17:42:00 <^bozoJim> good evening Sutekh
17:42:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> ok ok im done
17:42:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I dont want anyone pulling a Kelvara on me - I'm a lover not a fighter
17:43:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Nice pantene
17:43:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> LOL
17:43:00 <Sutekh> hey Jimbo
17:43:00 <Discord> <10partay> no one is that crazy... except @seaner maybe
17:43:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> whats a Kelvara pantone
17:43:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> pls explain
17:43:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> the nick that comes in here
17:43:03 <jigsaw> bbl
17:43:03 <lx> ciao for now jigsaw...
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17:44:00 <Discord> <10partay> if by kelvara you mean kelevra
17:44:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> you blink the wrong way and automatically you are a faggot see you next tuesday
17:44:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> YEAH
17:44:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Last time she was in she hated me
17:44:00 <Discord> <10partay> and yes total retard
17:44:00 <Discord> <10damian> someone dated bird?
17:44:00 <Discord> <05Floss> The time before that we were chatting like also mates
17:44:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Old
17:44:00 <Discord> <10partay> @damian Lumeah did
17:44:00 <Discord> <10damian> i simply dont believe it
17:44:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> People like that scare the shit out of me
17:44:00 <Discord> <10partay> stupid is as stupid does
17:44:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> they remind me of ice addicts at bus stops
17:45:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> think kelavara @faux are besties at one point
17:45:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> LOL thats who she attacked
17:45:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I was like wtf
17:45:00 <Discord> <10partay> They are arch enemies and total nemesis now
17:45:00 <^bozoJim> I had a good morning
17:46:00 <Sutekh> women should stick together in this place
17:46:00 <^bozoJim> while I was doing my washing I made a small batch of tomato sauce
17:46:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> jim use to date kelavara I was told too
17:46:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Jimbo, I don't believe it
17:46:00 <^bozoJim> in your dreams
17:46:00 <^bozoJim> no thanks not anywhere near her
17:47:00 <Sutekh> dtrain was Jims last date.. she vanished shortly afterwoods ;p
17:47:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I didn't think she was an addict she just has a lot of medical issues
17:47:00 <^bozoJim> lol
17:47:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> hahaha sutekh
17:47:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> oh dear...now i feel like a mole
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17:48:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Skinny doesn't always mean meth? I dunno I took her word for it
17:48:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Yeah I wanna know the rumours about me
17:48:00 <Discord> <10partay> bozo we know all about you... just ask us
17:48:45 <Discord> <Exo> Howdy-ho boozoo Jimmy
17:48:54 <^bozoJim> good evening Exo
17:48:59 <^bozoJim> nice to see you here tonight
17:49:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> fucking hot as super model...
17:49:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> yeah i know i know
17:49:00 <e|f> lol
17:49:00 <^bozoJim> hi e|f
17:49:00 <e|f> IRC was created as a way for people to communicate meaningfully and peacefully
17:49:00 <e|f> how wrong the creators were
17:49:06 <Discord> <Exo> how are u today big boy?
17:49:13 <^bozoJim> what did you leave your greenie mates to protest without you
17:49:16 <^bozoJim> lol
17:49:19 <^bozoJim> I am good thanks
17:50:00 <e|f> hi jim
17:50:32 <Discord> <Exo> what time will u be at tender touch tonight?
17:50:59 <^bozoJim> lol not likely
17:51:00 <Discord> <10partay> Kahled has a lot to answer for
17:51:00 <^bozoJim> I have to be careful who I talk to in channel in case that starts a rumor
17:51:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Jim was a pirate
17:51:00 <Discord> <05Floss> He used to sail the seven seas looting plunder and banging wenches
17:51:00 <e|f> word on the street is jim made blueberry jam, not tomato sauce
17:51:00 <e|f> that is the rumour that is circulating here :p
17:51:34 <Sutekh> hey Exo, Jimbo
17:51:45 <Octane> me0w.
17:51:47 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Hey jimmy :)
17:52:00 <^bozoJim> was tomato and chilli sauce
17:52:00 <e|f> oh true
17:52:00 <e|f> brb need to dispose of this empty beer bottle
17:52:00 <lx> 1 Not too long now1 e|f...
17:52:09 <Sutekh> hi there Octane
17:52:18 <Discord> <Exo> g'day Sutekh, Octane
17:52:29 <Octane> Howdy, gents.
17:52:39 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Hey Octane:)
17:52:50 <Octane> 1.5 hours left at wIRC.
17:52:55 <Octane> Hello, again, CG!
17:53:00 <b1rd> Ok elfy
17:53:00 <^bozoJim> I cannot see the sense in anything to do with wenches
17:53:00 <Discord> <05Floss> He retired to a secluded island on the Carribbean and just makes put that he's a sweet old dude that makes bears. In reality he is Captain blueballs, terror of the high seas
17:53:00 <Discord> <05Floss> As a wench I feel underrepresented
17:53:00 <b1rd> lol
17:53:11 <Octane> What are we all up to.
17:53:14 <^bozoJim> hello Sutekh
17:53:22 <^bozoJim> hello cosmic girl
17:53:44 <Discord> <Cayleen> Purchased the cocoonababy and the furniture. $800 gone in one night lol.
17:53:51 <Discord> <Cayleen> Hello Octane and Jim.
17:53:53 <^bozoJim> hello Cayleen
17:54:00 <^bozoJim> I have heard of the old beer wenches
17:54:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> wenches it up
17:54:00 <^bozoJim> I am not that old yet
17:54:03 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Hey Cay:)
17:54:07 <Octane> Hey, Tam.
17:54:08 <Discord> <Cayleen> Hello Cosmic
17:54:19 <Discord> <Cayleen> Please don't call me Tam. You're doing that on purpose lol.
17:54:20 <Discord> <Cayleen> It's weird.
17:54:26 <Discord> <Exo> Lols
17:54:38 <Discord> <Exo> and now you have 4 chairs
17:54:57 <Discord> <Cayleen> Yep!
17:55:00 <^bozoJim> and as for a captain of a boat I am not so sure but I am sure one day
17:55:00 <^bozoJim> or eye seas it maybe
17:55:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol I'm satan because I wouldn't let Mariah have ice cream. At 6pm. Before dinner. She is "telling daddy" on me.
17:55:02 <Sutekh> Cayleen, you spend like a millionare :)
17:55:10 <Octane> lol, OK. :P
17:55:27 <Discord> <Cayleen> I don't. If I was rich I'd buy way more stuff haha.
17:55:37 <Sutekh> haha
17:56:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol Jim whatever you say, matey ;)
17:56:00 <^bozoJim> lol
17:56:00 <e|f> your secret is out now
17:56:00 <e|f> we got ya number
17:56:00 <^bozoJim> I am off to Hobart tomorrow if the road is open
17:56:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Don't piss of the captain
17:56:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Or you'll be scrubbing the poop deck
17:56:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> https://tenor.com/view/anchorman-will-ferrell-smelly-pirate-hooker-gif-3438959
17:56:08 <Octane> Have you been IKEA'ing it up.
17:56:36 <Discord> <faux> Home sweet home
17:56:38 <^bozoJim> flat pack ewwww
17:57:00 <^bozoJim> nope
17:57:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Let's face it Tasmania is basically the Caribbean is it not
17:57:00 <e|f> jim how long would it take by car to travel 'round tassie one time ?
17:57:00 <^bozoJim> a couple of days
17:57:00 <^bozoJim> to stop here and there to look
17:57:38 <Discord> <Cayleen> No ikea in Townsville.
17:57:48 <Discord> <faux> That sucks
17:57:50 <Discord> <Cayleen> Welcome home faux
17:57:51 * Octane takes faux's pants off.
17:57:55 <Discord> <faux> Thanks lovely
17:58:00 <e|f> mm
17:58:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> shit i didnt do that
17:58:00 <^bozoJim> if you are short on time
17:58:00 <^bozoJim> if you had time you could spend a week just here on teh west coast
17:58:03 <Discord> <faux> One step ahead of you octanus
17:58:07 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Hey fauxy :)
17:58:12 <Discord> <faux> Hey sweets
17:58:20 <Discord> <faux> How are we all
17:59:00 <e|f> what about one trip all around inland australia
17:59:00 <e|f> months
17:59:00 <e|f> they do cruises round australia sometimes
17:59:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I did Perth to syd in 5 days
17:59:00 <^bozoJim> I have been to Perth twice
17:59:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Stopping to sleep at night driving thru the day
17:59:01 <Sutekh> hey faux :D
17:59:11 * Octane wraps faux up in a blanket.
17:59:17 <Octane> fauritto.
17:59:40 <Discord> <faux> Hey cutekh
17:59:52 <Discord> <faux> โดalso one step ahead of you
17:59:56 <Octane> haha.
18:00:00 <^bozoJim> 1983 for a conference by bus, never again
18:00:00 <^bozoJim> and the secodn time 20003 on the train
18:00:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Perth is average
18:00:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm from South west WA, it's way better
18:00:00 <e|f> yeah would be one hell of a roadtrip
18:00:00 <b1rd> gotta go dig up a plant brb
18:00:01 <Discord> <faux> What where did that tiny 4 come from
18:00:02 * Octane thinks.
18:00:07 <Discord> <faux> I'm showered pantsless and in bed
18:00:11 <Discord> <faux> Thinking of dinner
18:00:15 <Octane> Nice.
18:00:17 <Discord> <faux> Bring me dinner
18:00:23 <Discord> <faux> I need foods
18:00:27 <Octane> Did my beef stew arrive yet/
18:00:29 <Octane> ?
18:00:31 <Octane> I sent it the other day.
18:00:34 <Discord> <faux> No you asshat
18:00:43 <Discord> <faux> Lol so aggressive
18:00:48 <Discord> <faux> Hangry.
18:00:48 <Octane> Australia Post. :/
18:01:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It was exciting :)
18:01:00 <e|f> stop. revive. survive.
18:01:00 <^bozoJim> was good on the train I had a sleeper
18:01:00 <Discord> <05Floss> We were under pressure to get to NSW asap to get to Mariah but otherwise we probably would've enjoyed it more
18:01:00 <e|f> yeah true
18:01:00 <b1rd> going fishing i am tomorrow
18:01:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Never turned the radio of once, too busy being dickheads together
18:01:00 <Discord> <05Floss> On*
18:01:17 <Discord> <faux> Look m8
18:01:25 <Discord> <faux> Don't fuck around when it comes to food
18:01:28 * Octane throws a custard tart at faux.
18:01:41 <Discord> <faux> Mm
18:02:00 <Sutekh> making some herbal tea b1rd?
18:02:00 <^bozoJim> and in Perth the second time I was staying at a back packers
18:02:00 <b1rd> Yep sutekh
18:02:04 <Discord> <rainmaker> did just read someone took someone pants off
18:03:00 <e|f> radio would not have worked anyway
18:03:00 <e|f> changing all the time when stations go in and out of range
18:03:00 <^bozoJim> am would have
18:04:00 <e|f> everyone had their smartphones and digital options now too, eh
18:04:00 <e|f> has
18:04:34 <Discord> <faux> Octane show me what you look like naked
18:05:00 <e|f> have you seen those AAMI insurance TV commercials - nice of those call centre girls to help out when the car breaks down
18:05:00 <e|f> lucky you're with AAMI
18:06:00 <^bozoJim> I have packed my k nitting for tomorrow
18:06:00 <^bozoJim> see if I can get this scarf started
18:06:40 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol
18:07:10 <Octane> Have you seen that dodgy footage of the sasquatch? That's pretty much me.
18:07:26 <Octane> I had a colleague who used to say that he had seen cave paintings of less hairy beings than me.
18:07:42 <Octane> But, then, he was bald; I told him I didn't do battle with unarmed opponents.
18:08:40 <Discord> <partay> You and Floss would be a perfect match. She is an Ewok.
18:09:27 <Discord> <Cayleen> LOL
18:11:00 <e|f> jim is a good man
18:12:43 <beagle> Rick astley live on sunrise tomorrow
18:13:00 <b1rd> yea id like a call centre girl
18:13:12 <Discord> <Exo> beagle is a good man
18:13:50 <Discord> <Cayleen> Don't know who that is beagle.
18:14:00 <e|f> you can be anything you want to be
18:14:26 <beagle> Never gonna give u up
18:14:33 <beagle> Never gonna say goodbye and desert you
18:14:44 <beagle> 80s
18:15:00 <e|f> provided probity checks, police checks etc come back ok
18:15:00 <b1rd> :(((
18:15:00 <e|f> lol
18:15:00 <b1rd> sad
18:16:00 <e|f> it's Uncle Sam's fault
18:16:00 <e|f> don't blame me
18:16:00 <b1rd> :)
18:16:00 <b1rd> hope its ok
18:16:44 * Octane makes Chewbacca noises.
18:17:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> e|f are you female?
18:18:00 <b1rd> pantone im gay
18:18:00 <b1rd> i like elf so i stir him up a bit dont i elf
18:18:00 <b1rd> hes a good sport about it lol
18:18:00 <e|f> b1rd and i have a complicated relationship
18:18:00 <b1rd> Yea
18:19:15 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol
18:20:00 <Lumeah> :)
18:21:42 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.165) to #sydney
18:22:30 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
18:22:32 <Discord> <Exo> hullo rosco
18:23:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> Hey kids ๐
18:23:00 <Lumeah> Hey cox
18:23:00 <Lumeah> Coz
18:23:00 <e|f> CG :)
18:23:00 <b1rd> jane bun on twice tonight oh what a treat.
18:23:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii
18:23:54 <Discord> <Cayleen> I can't even make up my mind with what colour fitted sheet to get for that baby pod thing.
18:24:00 <b1rd> Hey cg
18:24:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> What's the haps?
18:24:03 <Discord> <Cayleen> So indecisive. So painful for hubby lol
18:24:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Poor hubby
18:24:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Weโre jimmy
18:24:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He not chat
18:25:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> cox
18:26:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> Ribbit ๐ธ
18:26:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603503310699233283/IMG20190724182519.jpg
18:26:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Cheers
18:27:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Ugh I need a refill
18:28:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> I don't even think they're the pointiest we've seen
18:28:35 <beagle> Cayleen grey
18:29:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Nah I've done way pointier
18:29:00 <^bozoJim> hello Cosmic girl
18:29:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> Yeah I recall pointier
18:29:00 <Discord> <05Floss> And weirder
18:29:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> Hey jimmy :)
18:30:00 <e|f> nice glass of vino for the night - or two - not a bad idea
18:31:00 <e|f> but i've had my alcohol quota for today (beer) so
18:31:00 <b1rd> Mm
18:31:00 <Discord> <10partay> cosmix,, sup
18:31:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603504475499528213/IMG20190526170704.jpg
18:31:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603504495607021568/FB_IMG_1553856185717.jpg
18:31:00 <b1rd> Which beer elf may i ask
18:31:00 <e|f> heineken
18:31:00 <Lumeah> Oh yum
18:32:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> Partay :)
18:32:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I have grapetiser. Very good year
18:32:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> The fuck is that curly one! Oh my
18:32:00 <Lumeah> Lol
18:33:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> Almost doubles as a dildo
18:33:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I snapped the fucker off like 10 min after I took the photo
18:33:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm not living with that
18:33:00 <b1rd> Oh yum elf
18:33:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> Haha I bet you did! How do you life with that!
18:33:00 <e|f> with those nails she's a brickie's labourer for sure
18:34:00 <e|f> that second pic - what are the golden prancing horses part of ?
18:34:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Long nails are easy once you're used to them I just do the weird shit to prove I haz skillz
18:34:27 <beagle> A neutral colour
18:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I use backgrounds to try and prevent people cropping them and claiming them as their own work
18:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's happened with a few nail bars
18:35:00 <e|f> yeah true people would do that, good idea
18:35:00 <e|f> watermark that puppy
18:35:15 <Discord> <Cayleen> Yeah I was looking at grey or white
18:35:43 <beagle> Grey.
18:36:00 <e|f> copyright Floss 2019, all rights reserved
18:36:05 <beagle> Cause its not bright wont reflect light n keep him awakr
18:36:10 <beagle> Awake
18:37:00 <Discord> <04energizer> evening
18:38:00 <Discord> <10partay> ok ladies... put your towels down
18:38:00 <Discord> <10partay> @energizer is here
18:38:19 <Discord> <Cayleen> Ok
18:39:00 <Discord> <04energizer> werribee gorge
18:39:00 <Discord> <04energizer> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603506508646580254/20190720_152521.jpg
18:39:00 <Discord> <10partay> nice
18:39:47 <beagle> Link to photo of pod?
18:41:31 <Discord> <Cayleen> https://cocoonababy.com.au/collections/bed-time/products/cocoonababy
18:42:31 <Discord> <Cayleen> I bought it from here though https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Red-Castle-Cocoonababy-co-sleeping-Baby-Bassinet-Sleeping-Aid-Matress-Dream/223467282980?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649
18:48:00 <b1rd> Quick bannana
18:49:00 <Lumeah> Ok
18:50:00 <b1rd> Mm
18:52:05 Join: kinda_boringmale ([email protected]) to #sydney
18:55:55 <Discord> <Exo> :optimus:
18:56:34 <HellFury> cocktimus
18:56:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Skeletorrrrrrr
18:56:51 <Discord> <Exo> pong1945
18:56:53 <Discord> <Exo> g'day hellfury
18:56:59 <Discord> <rainmaker> hello rosco geroge
18:57:00 <HellFury> sexo
18:57:16 <Discord> <Exo> rosco george is a good man
18:57:54 <Discord> <partay> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603875915323146259/SpiderGame.gif
18:58:22 <Discord> <Exo> Eeeeeek
18:59:00 <e|f> aight guys and girls, i'm outskies
18:59:00 <e|f> take it e-z
18:59:00 <e|f> ~~~~~~
18:59:21 <Discord> <Exo> @^bozojim to the principals office
19:02:13 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Uhh
19:02:21 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> That's gross
19:02:25 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> I freaked out a bit
19:02:46 <Discord> <Exo> haha
19:02:48 <Discord> <Exo> gotcha
19:05:03 <Discord> <rainmaker> that spider so cool
19:05:53 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> flick
19:06:56 <Discord> <rainmaker> flick the bean
19:07:16 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> I knewwww you would say that
19:08:05 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Sheera was sxc
19:08:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who liek sooty and sweep
19:08:32 <Discord> <faux> Shuddup
19:08:38 <beagle> Shreera went lesbian!
19:09:20 <beagle> hey i cant find a clear laquer on ebay for less than 28. Dollars
19:09:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://youtu.be/MqcinlOYIyc
19:09:42 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Sooty Show - 'Sweeps Greatest Moments ' (Sep 21, 2011) Length: 6:41 - Category: People & Blogs - 162,091 views - 621 likes (96.3%), 24 dislikes (3.7%)
19:09:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong liek sweep
19:10:00 <Lumeah> Byes
19:10:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong rub dic on tv over sheera
19:12:40 <beagle> I thought u wanted heman
19:12:49 <Discord> <partay> The cook just handed me a Cornettoโข
19:12:52 <Discord> <partay> bless
19:13:52 <beagle> Small horn
19:13:58 <beagle> In italian
19:14:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Sweep awesome
19:14:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Partay has grey pubes
19:19:00 <b1rd> Awww
19:19:00 <b1rd> Ok quick mull
19:21:17 <Discord> <Exo> bozojim seducing us in voice chat
19:21:52 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol
19:21:59 <Discord> <Cayleen> Maybe I'll join one day.
19:22:12 <Discord> <Exo> jim has a sexy voice
19:22:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Maybe pong join chat to jimmy
19:23:26 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Richard Mercer
19:23:36 <Discord> <Exo> come on pong
19:23:44 <Discord> <Cayleen> I expect Jim to have a deep voice.
19:23:46 <Discord> <Exo> jim waiting 4 u
19:23:58 <Discord> <Exo> nah he has quite a sissy voice
19:24:03 <Discord> <rainmaker> has a dreamy voice
19:24:05 <Discord> <Exo> :optimus:
19:24:20 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol
19:26:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Will he tolk yo pong
19:26:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> To
19:26:30 <Discord> <Exo> yep
19:26:31 <Discord> <rainmaker> he want to cyber
19:26:32 <Discord> <Exo> he waiting for u
19:27:10 <Discord> <Exo> i want to cyber
19:27:18 <Discord> <Exo> with bozojim
19:27:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U got link for join
19:28:14 <Exo> https://discord.gg/rGJXbXm
19:29:15 <Discord> <Cayleen> I'm obsessed with realistic fake food for pretend play.
19:29:46 <Discord> <Exo> wots that
19:30:01 <Discord> <rainmaker> realistice fake food for play
19:30:03 <Discord> <Cayleen> Like pretend play toys for kids.
19:30:10 <Discord> <rainmaker> thts like inception a dream within a dream
19:30:31 <Discord> <Cayleen> Yes lol.
19:30:50 <Discord> <Cayleen> But have to wait until the kids are way older so they know it's not edible lol.
19:31:21 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> They will still try and eat it
19:31:34 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Or put it places it doesn't go
19:31:38 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.165) from #sydney
19:31:38 <Discord> <Cayleen> Even at like 8? Omg... I'd smack them lol
19:32:01 <Discord> <Cayleen> https://www.etsy.com/au/shop/milkfly?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=676537090
19:32:04 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Children are intriguing creatures
19:32:08 <Discord> <Cayleen> They are.
19:32:39 <Discord> <Cayleen> https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/708408857/fake-banana-split-ice-cream-faux-food?ref=shop_home_active_3
19:32:49 <Discord> <Cayleen> I wouldn't beable to resist myself if I saw that lol
19:33:02 <Discord> <Exo> biggest tease
19:33:05 <Discord> <Cayleen> Yes...
19:33:34 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> I watched a 6 year old try and pull a locker tub out of a trolley for almost 5mins once. It hit the metal lip every. single. time..
19:33:37 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> How?
19:34:06 <Discord> <Cayleen> Poor thing lol.
19:34:06 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Da donk. Da donk. Da donk. Da donk.
19:34:48 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> I eventually helped him. But wow. It was an intriguing 5 mins of my life
19:35:08 <Discord> <Cayleen> He would've eventually got it. Maybe...
19:35:18 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> That's what I was hoping for....
19:35:27 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> But we didn't get there ๐
19:36:08 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.165) to #sydney
19:36:15 <Discord> <Exo> waiting for u ross the toss
19:36:20 <Discord> <rainmaker> cyber
19:36:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Link
19:36:43 <Exo> https://discord.gg/rGJXbXm
19:37:00 <Discord> <11couleurs> Hi Angels n Bots
19:39:00 <Discord> <11couleurs> hello thumby
19:40:13 * ^bozoJim drops a wrecking ball on Exos head
19:40:31 <Discord> <Exo> slaps the viagra out of ^bozoJims mouse
19:41:20 <^bozoJim> trust you Exo
19:41:30 <Discord> <Exo> stop scratching ur nuts
19:41:33 <Discord> <Exo> its very loud
19:41:56 <Discord> <Exo> @[[[[[pong]]]]] people seem to liek pong
19:42:08 <^bozoJim> Jim goes to bunnings to get soem daisy seeds as he knows he will need them soon for Exos dirt nap bed
19:42:22 * Exo jumps into the car and drives down to Bunnings to buy a pack of daisy seeds for ^bozoJim seeing as they will be pushing daisies soon
19:43:16 <Discord> <Exo> hop in voice ross the toss
19:44:00 <Discord> <[[[[[pong]]]]]> How
19:44:25 <Discord> <Exo> on the left side of the screen u should see a voice channel named General
19:45:56 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.165) from #sydney
19:46:42 <Discord> <rainmaker> jim where you go
19:47:00 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.165) to #sydney
19:47:19 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Weโre jimmy go
19:48:08 <Discord> <rainmaker> pong has sxc voice
19:48:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ppl say
19:48:32 <Discord> <rainmaker> jimmy shy tonight
19:48:35 <Discord> <rainmaker> doesnt want to cyber
19:48:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong come 4 jimmy
19:49:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U all sound liek wog
19:49:38 <Discord> <Exo> pong is a good man
19:49:42 <Discord> <rainmaker> i drive vtec
19:53:29 <Discord> <partay> http://www.racingclassifieds.com.au/index.php?page=item&id=843
19:54:33 <Discord> <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603890174773952512/image0.png
19:55:08 <Discord> <Exo> LOOOOOOOOOOL
19:55:14 <Discord> <Exo> :fatty:
19:55:48 <Discord> <Exo> oko that rock spider looks fked
19:56:50 <Discord> <breaker> There's an update about him
19:57:02 <Discord> <Exo> what's the update?
19:57:09 <Discord> <breaker> He's in the middle of having a raging meltdown at the moment
19:57:51 <Discord> <Exo> isn't that a standard everyday?
19:58:38 <Discord> <breaker> Yes, but this time.. something has come to light and he's not happy about it.. karma is a bitch lets say :)
19:58:58 <Discord> <Exo> Lols
19:59:05 <Discord> <Exo> care to share what has come to light?
19:59:25 <Discord> <breaker> I could
20:00:16 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Oh my. What's wrong with him? ๐ณ
20:00:32 <Discord> <Exo> drugz
20:00:49 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Drugs are bad mmmkay
20:00:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No Jimmy in discord
20:00:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong leave
20:01:06 Join: Nero ([email protected]) to #sydney
20:01:11 <Discord> <Exo> https://tenor.com/view/simspons-milhouse-slurpee-acid-tripping-gif-7177310
20:13:05 <Discord> <Cayleen> Still so hungry. Potato gems in the oven.
20:13:36 <Discord> <Exo> Yummy
20:13:55 <Discord> <Exo> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603895047217217536/FB_IMG_1563035576837.jpg
20:14:04 <Discord> <Exo> love mi gems and potato gems
20:14:07 <Discord> <Cayleen> Oh that looks good.
20:14:12 <Discord> <Cayleen> Is that your photo?
20:14:18 <Discord> <Exo> had it last week
20:14:22 <Discord> <Exo> gems and onion rings i should say
20:14:24 <Discord> <Cayleen> Oh yummy!!! Envious
20:14:35 <Discord> <Cayleen> Well hubby and I are sharing a 1kg bag of potato gems lol
20:14:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Weโre jimmy
20:14:44 <Discord> <Exo> woaaa that's heaps
20:14:51 <Discord> <rainmaker> need some super bowl tommorow
20:14:52 <Discord> <Cayleen> Yep... I cooked up the whole bag haha
20:16:06 <Discord> <rainmaker> jim block you pong
20:16:10 <Discord> <rainmaker> he sad no cyber
20:16:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y
20:16:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong want tolk jimmy
20:16:57 <Discord> <Exo> jigsaw here want hear ur voice jimmy
20:18:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Zed just bought himself 2 toddler lights and a giant squid plushie. xD
20:18:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> $101. Lil turd has money.
20:19:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> https://tenor.com/view/squidward-8bit-pixel-dance-wiggle-gif-4860157
20:20:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Score! My kids have more money than we do
20:21:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I feel like Iโm on an acid trip looking at that
20:21:40 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hi pong, boz
20:22:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> a view to b1rd's world
20:22:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> lol
20:22:00 <Discord> <12Exo> N e grls 1r make it tonight
20:22:05 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii
20:23:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> lol
20:23:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> n e guys 1r cuckhold tonight
20:23:31 <Discord> <Exo> ๐
20:23:38 <Discord> <Exo> Looking for glasses
20:23:53 <^bozoJim> hi jiggy
20:24:00 <Discord> <05Floss> What
20:24:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I cant read that
20:24:00 <Discord> <05Floss> What's 1r
20:24:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmy y u block pong on Discord
20:24:14 <Discord> <Exo> @Pantone report to the principals office
20:24:25 <Discord> <Pantone> hahaha
20:24:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We have chat
20:26:28 <^bozoJim> Hello Pantone
20:26:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol jimmy silly
20:26:45 <Discord> <Pantone> helllooo
20:26:57 <Discord> <Pantone> how are you Jim my good man
20:26:58 Join: jigsaw ([email protected]) to #sydney
20:27:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Like a harpoon in my hearrrt
20:27:00 <Discord> <12Exo> 1r = wanna = want to
20:27:00 <Discord> <12Exo> get with the internet slang Pantone!
20:27:00 <Discord> <05Floss> That's so stupid
20:27:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Oi it wasnโt me!
20:27:11 <^bozoJim> I am good thanks
20:27:14 <jigsaw> hi creepy peepies
20:27:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y Jimmy not tolk or cyber
20:27:23 <Discord> <rainmaker> pong jim recognise your voice
20:27:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> How
20:27:47 <Discord> <rainmaker> you leave voicemail on his phone
20:27:51 <Discord> <rainmaker> he report to police
20:28:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Itโs bird talk
20:28:00 <Discord> <12Exo> LooooL
20:28:00 <Discord> <12Exo> i need a fine shiraz
20:28:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y
20:28:04 <Discord> <Exo> that is very naughty of u pong
20:28:27 <Discord> <energizer> pong is naughty man
20:28:28 * [[[[[pong]]]]] a sxc^bum
20:29:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I had a shiraz cab sauv tonight - was delicious
20:29:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No
20:29:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> All lies
20:30:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> a whole dozen
20:31:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Yes. To drown my sorrows
20:31:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I had a grapetiser
20:31:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It was a very good year
20:31:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> will @energizer make a performance tonight
20:31:34 Part: kinda_boringmale ([email protected]) from #sydney
20:32:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> !play never want to dance again
20:32:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Lol floss
20:33:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol mum went off her tits at me
20:33:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I made out like it was red wine
20:34:00 <Discord> <12Exo> LOOOOL whats this music in jiggys room
20:34:00 <HellFury> is it lame
20:34:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I wonder if I should move to that stuff instead of drinking so much
20:34:00 <Discord> <12Exo> where is the sparkling grape juice
20:35:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> !play sex moaning
20:35:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> enjoy jiggy
20:36:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Umm
20:36:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> So many liessssssssss
20:36:38 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.165) from #sydney
20:37:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Don't because Dean is tired and I'll leave a snail trail thru the house
20:37:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> lol!
20:37:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Oh and that seems like an overshare even for me
20:37:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I laughed
20:38:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I don't think I'm getting special cuddles
20:39:00 <Discord> <12Exo> special cuddles
20:39:00 <Discord> <12Exo> i like that sound of that
20:39:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Either do I, mines on call tonight
20:39:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> No special cuddles here either.
20:40:00 <Discord> <05Floss> But it's hump day
20:40:00 <Discord> <05Floss> ๐ญ
20:40:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> lol
20:40:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I'm too uncomfortable these days.
20:40:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Oh did you get any baby stuff from Aldi today Floss?
20:41:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Nah I looked but it was too exp or not for newborns
20:41:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Ahh
20:41:00 <Discord> <05Floss> They only had a carseat for 6month plus
20:41:00 <Discord> <12Exo> https://tenor.com/view/yes-nod-gif-9625083
20:41:00 <Discord> <05Floss> And a bath for 70bucks
20:41:00 <Discord> <12Exo> it's hump day alright
20:41:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yeah boi
20:41:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I will try
20:42:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> How about the room light with temperature reading?
20:42:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'll give him a back rub
20:42:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I dunno I saw them but eh
20:42:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Might go back tomorrow after school drop off
20:42:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I like to know what room Zed's temp is. He sleeps well at 20'c
20:42:55 <Discord> <couleurs> Hi Food Channel
20:43:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> And then I don't have to guess how much to clothe him. Because if I'm off by even 2'c he'll either be too cold or too hot. And wakes up often due to the discomfort
20:43:00 <Discord> <12Exo> hot oil massage on an inflatable plastic mattress
20:43:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> lol Exo
20:43:20 <Discord> <Exo> sup drogba
20:44:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I was going to go with if it's screaming it's prob not happy
20:44:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I don't wanna know how cold or hot this place gets lol
20:44:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Baby sleeping bags are also great. Don't have to worry about the blanket covering their face accidentally.
20:45:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I saw a baby bag for babies with hip displasia
20:45:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Buy as many sleeping bags as you can. Aldi sell them too
20:45:00 <Discord> <05Floss> That was trippy
20:45:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I was like....wot
20:45:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Bonds wondersuits are awesome. They have foot and hand covers. You'll be lucky to keep the baby gloves/mittens on them... They always fall off.
20:45:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yeah I've bought some.but the kids due in summer so I haven't gone too crazy
20:46:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> And they scratch their faces like crazy too. Sharp tiny claws.
20:46:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Ahh fair enough.
20:46:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I reckon I'll go till around xmas
20:46:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Then merry fkn Xmas. Smashed out vage
20:46:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I even buy clothes/sleeping bags for Zed even 1 year from now lol. If there's good sales, I jump on it.
20:46:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I had one baby I swaddled and it was shiiit. My youngest was born in early January and he slept during the day in a singlet onesie and in a light weight sleeping bag
20:46:03 <Discord> <couleurs> nm how bow u?
20:46:16 <Discord> <Cayleen> Hello couleurs
20:46:34 <Discord> <Exo> chilling with a 12 pac of yakults
20:47:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yeah Pantene I've got a few of the singlet ones
20:47:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Puuuurfect
20:47:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I haven't bought bed stuff cause the cots not here yet
20:47:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yeah hand swaddling with a wrap isn't all that easy. And when you get the hang of it, they squirm out... the arms...
20:47:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's going to be a prick to get bedding for
20:47:49 * HellFury slides over and sits next to Exo in the channel angels corner!
20:48:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> You can just use a larger fitted sheet. I even put a wrap on Zed's cot mattress before because he upchucked so often.
20:48:24 <Discord> <Exo> chills with HellFury and hands her a green gatorade
20:48:31 <HellFury> oh yum
20:48:39 <Discord> <Cayleen> Oooo yakult! Yummy
20:48:45 <HellFury> *hands Exo some chinese
20:49:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Around his head area. Just throw that in the waste instead of redoing the whole cot.
20:49:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm worked about the fitted sheet being to big and something bad happening
20:49:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> *wash
20:49:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Worried*
20:49:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Ahhh.
20:49:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's only a little mattress
20:49:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Tuck it in as much as you can.
20:49:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Deans mum might take them in once we buy some
20:49:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Do you know anybody that can sew for you?
20:50:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Most of them are 140cm but our cot is a compact it's only 100cm
20:50:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yeah.
20:50:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> When I was in Sydney and used a portable cot I just lined it with a muslin wrap.
20:50:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Ohh ok
20:51:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> It doesn't really move until the baby starts to grab things lol
20:51:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Newborns are just blobs. They don't really move much haha.
20:51:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I think by 4 months I'll be like err I want this sorted out
20:51:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yeah.
20:51:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Trying not to go too mad too earlt
20:51:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Did that last time
20:52:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Awwww...
20:52:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I might buy a box of nappies tomorrow though just cause they're $25 for the big box
20:52:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yeah.
20:52:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I donated all mine last time so it wasn't totally terrible
20:52:12 <Discord> <couleurs> HI MOMS
20:52:43 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol
20:52:48 <Discord> <Exo> Hullow
20:53:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> At least it went to a baby that needed it.
20:54:28 <Discord> <couleurs> U NOT A MOM
20:54:47 <Discord> <Pantone> nods
20:55:00 <dazzo2> Hi
20:55:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hi dazzo
20:56:49 <Discord> <Exo> time for some AFL evolution couleurs?
20:57:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Bed time now. Goodnight!
20:57:00 <Discord> <12Exo> ni ni Tamie
20:57:38 <Discord> <couleurs> Ew
20:57:50 <Discord> <couleurs> no thank u
20:58:17 <Discord> <Exo> yeh, i'd b scurred too
20:59:54 <Discord> <Cayleen> Bed time now. Goodnight!
21:00:09 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> stay cay
21:00:26 <Discord> <Exo> ni ni Cayleen
21:02:00 <Discord> <12Exo> trump1945
21:02:00 <Discord> <12Exo> i am looking for rosco george
21:02:00 <President_Trump> Exo1945kg who is rosco george?
21:03:00 <Discord> <12Exo> [[[[pong]]]]]
21:03:00 <President_Trump> he's busy doing a podcast atm
21:03:19 <Discord> <Floss> My farts are very eggy and bad right now
21:03:25 <^bozoJim> Hello Floss
21:03:32 <Discord> <Floss> Hai
21:03:33 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> i reeally didnt need to read that floss
21:03:41 <Discord> <Floss> Yes. Yes you did
21:03:49 <Discord> <Floss> This is information that everyone needs
21:03:53 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> i have those cant trust a fart days
21:03:57 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Hey Flossy:)
21:04:00 <Discord> <12Exo> pong1945 the one who use to do the austnet news
21:04:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> rosco
21:04:07 <Discord> <Floss> Evening :)
21:04:50 <Discord> <faux> Fairyfloss
21:04:56 <Discord> <Floss> My baby!
21:05:01 <Discord> <faux> Hey girl
21:05:10 <Discord> <Floss> Yell into my bum
21:05:11 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> come flap your lips with us flossy
21:05:12 <Discord> <faux> What's the hapss
21:05:14 <Discord> <faux> LMAO
21:05:24 <Discord> <faux> Yeah get on voice
21:05:28 <Discord> <faux> These cunts are too silent
21:05:29 <Discord> <Exo> howdy Floss
21:05:30 <Discord> <Floss> And we need to do the thing with our willies
21:05:34 <Discord> <faux> Docking
21:05:38 <Discord> <Floss> Yes
21:05:40 <Discord> <Floss> Teehee
21:05:44 <Discord> <Floss> What's the bum one
21:05:52 <Discord> <Floss> It's not what it means I just think that it is
21:05:54 <Discord> <faux> Sounding
21:05:56 <Discord> <faux> Lmao
21:05:58 <Discord> <Floss> Yes lol
21:06:05 <Discord> <faux> Megaphoning
21:06:10 <Discord> <faux> Grand canyoning
21:06:11 <Discord> <Floss> We have a healthy relationship
21:06:14 <Discord> <Floss> LOL
21:06:14 <Discord> <faux> Indeed
21:06:21 <Discord> <Floss> Grand canyon
21:06:29 <Discord> <Floss> Don't throw a tyre in there
21:06:57 <Discord> <Floss> I have to not be too loud because mariah
21:07:12 <Discord> <couleurs> who doesn't enjoy a fart update
21:07:36 <Discord> <faux> Can you even not be too loud
21:07:42 <Discord> <Floss> Lol
21:07:44 <Discord> <Floss> Naww
21:07:51 <Discord> <Floss> I'm terrible
21:08:03 <Discord> <Floss> I just need to dab some shit on my legs
21:08:44 <Discord> <partay> ewwww
21:08:52 <Discord> <partay> why would you rub shit on your legs?
21:10:12 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603909211075641344/christinafaux.PNG
21:10:52 <HellFury> hugs jimbart
21:13:09 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603909956604788759/WylieCam.jpg
21:16:00 <Discord> <10partay> BRING BACK THE AUSTNET NEWS
21:16:03 Join: MrMW ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:16:04 Quit: MrMW ([email protected]) Changing hosts
21:16:04 Join: MrMW ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:16:07 <Discord> <Exo> https://mee6.xyz/leaderboard/589101671615954944
21:16:12 <MrMW> oh friggin hell no its me again!!!
21:16:38 <Discord> <Exo> MrMW has a big cock!!
21:16:49 <MrMW> sure do!!
21:17:00 <Discord> <12Exo> haha that shit was mad
21:17:48 <Discord> <Exo> the park is dark and waiting for u and jim
21:17:57 <Discord> <Exo> pours MrMW and ^bozoJim a triple scotch on the cocks
21:17:59 <Discord> <^bozojim> https://imgur.com/a/nzN7cY9
21:18:05 <Discord> <faux> Yum
21:18:10 <Discord> <faux> Daddy.
21:18:32 <Discord> <couleurs> michelan 5 star
21:18:35 <Discord> <faux> LMAO
21:18:50 <Discord> <rainmaker> 3 chef hat me anyday
21:18:51 <Discord> <Pantone> who dat
21:18:53 <Discord> <Exo> hit the like button
21:18:55 <Discord> <faux> Bozojim
21:19:00 <Discord> <faux> 1 like 1 prayer
21:19:02 <Discord> <Floss> I meant pot like the pots above your head lol
21:19:07 <Discord> <Floss> It sounded cunty
21:19:18 <Discord> <Floss> I have a pot with a baby in it so lol
21:19:24 <Discord> <Floss> Can't be talking shit
21:19:42 <^bozoJim> yes I was at a friends kitchen
21:19:58 <Discord> <Pantone> get lasses on
21:20:03 <Discord> <Pantone> I want a zoom in
21:20:06 <Discord> <Pantone> GLASSES
21:20:14 <Discord> <Exo> :chef: :glasses: :edsheeran: :monalisa: :emuu: :creeper: :beag: :optimus: :emu: :fgt:
21:20:26 <Discord> <faux> We are all the lasses you need
21:20:37 <Discord> <Pantone> hello boiz
21:21:40 <Discord> <couleurs> too meny mens
21:21:44 <Discord> <Exo> :chirp:
21:21:48 <Discord> <faux> LOL
21:21:51 <Discord> <faux> Who dat
21:21:52 <Discord> <Exo> All the Heroes of Time
21:22:02 <Discord> <Exo> b1rd's sims character
21:22:04 <Discord> <Exo> made by Floss
21:22:13 <Discord> <couleurs> lol
21:22:46 <Discord> <faux> LOL
21:23:16 <Discord> <couleurs> make him shower out in the rain like he does irl
21:23:33 <Discord> <Exo> blame it on the rain
21:23:58 <Discord> <couleurs> <b1rd> Grey clouds comin in brb <b1rd> Got me bar of soap
21:24:00 <President_Trump> where is the delivery boy
21:24:42 <Discord> <Exo> where art thou B1rd
21:25:00 <dazzo2> Things are ok ive got a job interview tomorrow
21:25:00 <Discord> <10partay> dazzo who with?
21:25:45 <Discord> <couleurs> sleeping under a bridge somewhere
21:26:00 <dazzo2> But it silly early at 8am i gotta wear me suit
21:26:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> hello grilled dazza
21:26:00 <dazzo2> Ausgrid mate
21:26:00 <Discord> <10partay> suiting up?
21:26:00 <Discord> <10partay> whoa
21:26:00 <Discord> <10partay> whats the role?
21:26:00 <dazzo2> Yeah man a real job... to work as a engineer
21:26:00 <Discord> <10partay> nice
21:26:41 <Discord> <couleurs> guess who just bought crash bandicoot for ps4
21:26:44 <Discord> <couleurs> yea me
21:26:48 <Discord> <couleurs> ๐ถ
21:27:00 <dazzo2> Im the signals and comm department
21:27:00 <Discord> <10partay> good luck
21:27:00 <dazzo2> Thanks bro
21:27:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> drop the pen and wear a skirt
21:27:00 <dazzo2> Need to get a coffee in though at 8am
21:27:00 <dazzo2> Rainmaker i hope they are all sexy women interviwers
21:27:10 <Discord> <Floss> I bought detergent and fish
21:27:18 <Discord> <Exo> ๐คข
21:27:27 <Discord> <couleurs> that's not as good
21:27:32 <Discord> <Floss> No
21:28:00 <dazzo2> Then i can bend over and they can check out my bum
21:28:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> good luck man
21:28:00 <dazzo2> Thx
21:28:09 <Discord> <couleurs> it's only $26 on AmaZoN!!!!!!!!!
21:29:00 <President_Trump> wear your pimax to the interview
21:29:00 <dazzo2> Lol
21:29:11 <Discord> <Floss> Why has it gone quiet?
21:30:00 <dazzo2> If they like vr its a sure thing i will get job
21:30:00 <dazzo2> I can adjurn my current battle with centrelink
21:30:00 <dazzo2> Boy its tough with them
21:30:00 <dazzo2> They know how to crush my spirit heh
21:30:18 <Discord> <Floss> Fair enough jimmy haha
21:30:20 <Discord> <Floss> NO
21:32:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I remembered the game!!!
21:32:00 <Discord> <10damian> WHAT IS IT?!
21:32:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://youtu.be/0vVIiKp6xMs
21:32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wacky Wheels (Nov 21, 2006) Length: 0 - Category: Gaming - 245,282 views - 892 likes (98%), 18 dislikes (2%)
21:32:00 <Discord> <10damian> oh
21:32:01 <jigsaw> caffeeeeee
21:32:16 <Discord> <couleurs> idk everyone cybering i guess
21:32:49 <Discord> <Pantone> I know I am
21:33:00 <Discord> <10damian> you should ask me about games, wacky wheels was one of my favourites growing up
21:33:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Wacky wheels!
21:33:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I HAD to be the tiger
21:33:00 <Discord> <10damian> we didn't have no dang nintenod when we were younger, we had to rely on the fakes
21:33:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Otherwise tantrum
21:33:00 <Discord> <10damian> i liked the shark
21:33:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> i sexy people
21:33:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Ohh yes
21:33:00 <Discord> <10damian> ey jiggy
21:33:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> have i got the right room?
21:33:00 <Discord> <05Floss> No
21:33:38 <HellFury> was putting bin out
21:33:57 <HellFury> and hosed out the kitchen one and watered my plants fun
21:34:00 <Discord> <Pantone> .//nick LoNeLyHoUsEwIfE
21:34:00 <Discord> <05Floss> The sexy people don't go here
21:34:00 <Discord> <05Floss> We are more rubust, hairy stock
21:34:00 <Discord> <10partay> Ewok stock
21:34:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Indeed
21:34:00 <Discord> <10damian> https://classicreload.com/wacky-wheels.html
21:34:00 <Discord> <10damian> are you on PC or mobile Floss?
21:34:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Mobile
21:34:00 <Discord> <10damian> man, that music.. memories
21:34:11 <HellFury> cyber sex is so 2000's
21:34:15 <^bozoJim> awww Pantone
21:34:21 <Discord> <Pantone> lol
21:34:54 <Discord> <Exo> Need to bring back cybersexing
21:35:00 <Discord> <10damian> ah, find a computer and go to that link i just gave you
21:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Or is be all over that shit
21:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol yes
21:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> The music
21:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm trying to get laid atm
21:35:09 <Cath^ #sydney> jigsaw
21:36:00 <Discord> <10damian> put the game on, you'll get it
21:36:00 <Discord> <10partay> floss go rub your vag in his face
21:36:00 <Discord> <10partay> it is tidy isnt it ?
21:36:00 <Discord> <10partay> preg or not it needs to be in tip top condition
21:36:40 <Discord> <Pantone> dusts off her fingers
21:37:00 <President_Trump> if you keep talking to partay you will be out of the mood pretty quickly
21:37:00 <Discord> <12Exo> rosco george
21:37:00 <Discord> <10partay> just show your pic trumpy
21:37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Hiiii
21:37:00 <Discord> <12Exo> :emuu:
21:38:00 <President_Trump> i just ruffled cecil's feathers
21:38:11 <Discord> <couleurs> puts on latex gloves
21:38:16 <Discord> <partay> points to the empty masturbation rooms available
21:38:18 Part: MrMW ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:39:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> hello rosco geroge
21:39:00 <Discord> <10partay> portly rosco george
21:41:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Undies smelly
21:41:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> where are thou @Cath^
21:42:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> caffeenator
21:42:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> always here for you @rainmaker
21:42:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> come work your lips with us cath
21:44:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> pantone waiting for your wed wet pic
21:44:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> They are so there
21:46:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> did you see my wet wed pic @rainmaker ?
21:46:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> pantone gimme a pic worthy of lamination
21:46:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603553621245820968/image0.jpg
21:46:00 <President_Trump> *an
21:46:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> good but missing wet pubes
21:46:01 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> cosi im being pressured into dragging your arse into voice
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21:46:54 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Pressured by whom? ๐ค
21:47:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> You can see the start of the anaconda
21:47:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> and include the choc cock
21:47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Look liek pong
21:47:00 <Discord> <12Exo> that guy is hot but he is no partay
21:47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Partay Leftie
21:47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Also grey pubes
21:47:02 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> exo who else ๐
21:47:11 <Discord> <Exo> ๐
21:47:15 Nick: meanwhile is now known as b1rd
21:47:15 <Discord> <Exo> u mean bozojim
21:47:23 <^bozoJim> not me
21:47:29 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Oh fine
21:47:36 Quit: b1rd ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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21:47:42 <Discord> <Exo> been waiting for u all night breezy
21:47:45 <Discord> <Exo> hi b1rd
21:48:00 <President_Trump> i bet he can tip afl better than partay
21:48:04 <b1rd> hi
21:48:22 <Discord> <Exo> how are u
21:48:43 <Discord> <rainmaker> pressed the frog all night
21:48:56 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> ๐ธ
21:49:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> is that partay and his nipple ring?
21:49:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Yep
21:49:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> hi Trump
21:49:00 <Sutekh> Catherine :)
21:49:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> hahaha
21:49:03 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Have any luck?
21:49:13 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> come talk cosi, you making me look bad ๐ฎ
21:49:34 <Discord> <rainmaker> well bozo and pong came
21:49:55 <Discord> <faux> And then came
21:50:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> Christopher :)
21:50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Pong has bolt through penis
21:50:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> how are you dj anta?
21:50:14 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> What a sex pit
21:50:46 <Discord> <Exo> need a grand opening for ur voice channel cosmik
21:53:00 <Discord> <12Exo> pong is a good man
21:53:00 <Sutekh> lah
21:53:00 <Sutekh> Hey Exo
21:53:00 <Discord> <12Exo> gidday Sutekh
21:54:35 <Discord> <rainmaker> bozos pants are off
21:54:53 * HellFury averts eyes
21:55:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> Sutekhhh :)
21:55:00 <Sutekh> Hey CG, how are u beautiful?
21:55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Ppl say..
21:56:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> I'm a bit mad tonight. Ready Player One was just not good enough!
21:56:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> How're you?
21:57:00 <Sutekh> ready player one? wtf is that... yeah im good thanks
21:57:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> It's a book. That was turned into a movie. But the movie just didn't cut it
21:57:39 <Discord> <^bozojim> in your dreams
21:58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Who want to tongue kiss
21:58:00 <Sutekh> ohh
21:58:13 <Discord> <Pantone> aww jim ๐ฆ
21:59:26 <^bozoJim> wonders what Pantone would like
22:00:00 <Discord> <Pantone> lol!
22:00:21 * ^bozoJim hides from Pantone
22:01:21 <Discord> <Pantone> dont be shy
22:01:46 <^bozoJim> Jim jumps into bed and pulls up the covers
22:01:46 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> dont you be shy pantone ๐
22:03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1:p
22:03:23 <Discord> <Pantone> I am shy
22:03:42 <^bozoJim> me too
22:04:00 <Discord> <10damian> ping pong poing
22:04:00 <Discord> <10damian> you enjoyed the book @Cosmic^Girl ?
22:05:00 <Discord> <10damian> i absolutely loved the book. i think i've mentioned before that i do audiobooks and Wil Wheaton was the narrator .. which fit that story perfectly given his position in it
22:05:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> I loved the book. The movie didn't match it :/
22:06:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> I think they got the characters pretty right
22:06:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> But the rest
22:06:00 <Discord> <10damian> i watched the movie before i read the book and was let down just by the movie on its own. there were certain things that just made it stupid .. like people running around IRL when they are running around in VR.. completely took you out of the movie thinking 'they are in VR .. running around .. not running into walls'
22:06:00 <Discord> <10damian> or when a group of the bad guys got KO'd and the group all happened to be standing next to each other IRL
22:06:00 <Discord> <10damian> the story was a little rushed too
22:07:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> The challenges were different, everything was mixed up, people didn't die
22:07:00 <Discord> <10damian> and then i read the book and was completely blown away by it. there so much more depth and the story is so much different
22:07:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> I wasn't impressed
22:07:00 <Discord> <10partay> cosmix will love 'boy swallows universe' coming to tv
22:07:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 12 many fattier in here
22:07:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> Yeah it is. I hope they do it justice
22:07:00 <Discord> <10damian> i feel like they took a perfectly good book which was made for young adults and turned it into a movie for preteens
22:07:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Fattie
22:07:00 <Discord> <10damian> there was swearing and stuff in the book as well right?
22:08:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> I can't remember. I read swear words like I read normal words
22:08:00 <Faust> Pong
22:08:00 <Discord> <10damian> haha
22:08:00 <Discord> <10damian> i don't swear, so i notice it quite a lot
22:09:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> Really! I'm a swear bear
22:09:00 <Discord> <10damian> most people are
22:09:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> In fact, if I was a care bear, that'd be my name
22:09:00 <Discord> <10damian> i'll swear when i'm mimicking or quoting someone, or if i'm genuinely pissed off (or want to get a reaction)
22:10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Hii
22:10:00 <Discord> <10damian> hoiping
22:10:00 <Faust> Where is mrpoo
22:10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Ppl say he did
22:10:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> Well I'm glad someone else wasn't happy with the movie adaptation
22:10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Died
22:10:00 <Faust> How
22:10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1He was cofounder of #pooland
22:10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Dunno
22:11:00 <Discord> <10damian> yeah. i liked the movie by itself .. i came out of it thinking that it was a pre-teen movie and in that regard it did well
22:11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Maybe murder
22:11:00 <Discord> <10damian> but it didn't hold up to the book at all
22:11:00 <Faust> Murdered by who
22:11:00 <Discord> <10damian> i'm going to have to listen to this universe book
22:11:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> I read the book first. So the movie was disappointing
22:11:00 <Discord> <10faux> Murdered by poo
22:11:00 <Discord> <10damian> i did purchase it the other day, so it's on my list once i finish the series i'm on
22:11:00 <Faust> Faux has hairy legs
22:11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Ppl jealous of pooland
22:11:00 <Discord> <10faux> Shh that's racist
22:12:00 <Discord> <10damian> i didn't know it was going to be a television show though. i haven't been impressed by too many book to movie/television adaptations
22:12:00 <Discord> <10damian> recently Good Omens came out, it was a fantastic first series to represent the book .. but they left out so much detail they could have put into a series that the bottom fell out a little for me
22:12:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> Yeah Joel Edgerton is doing it
22:12:00 <Discord> <06Cosmic^Girl> I think that's a good thing
22:14:00 <Sutekh> Pong ur chan seems to have died in the arse, should have sold it when u had the big offers ;p
22:14:00 <Discord> <04energizer> best ouchie gifs https://imgur.com/gallery/unZRAhZ
22:14:00 <Discord> <10damian> nooo
22:14:00 <Discord> <10damian> stop it repeating
22:14:00 <Discord> <10damian> it's making my body hurt
22:14:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Wat u say
22:14:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1How dare u
22:15:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1U never been in
22:15:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> hi damian
22:17:00 <Sutekh> i got spy in there pong
22:17:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Who
22:17:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1All lies
22:17:12 <Discord> <Exo> since when are u shy jimothy
22:18:00 <Sutekh> grandma
22:18:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Moree dirty liessssss
22:18:00 <Discord> <12Exo> sutekh
22:18:00 <Discord> <12Exo> catch waiting for u in voice
22:18:00 <Discord> <12Exo> cath
22:18:00 <Discord> <12Exo> lols
22:18:06 <^bozoJim> I am shy
22:19:56 <b1rd> fuck off retards.
22:20:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> if i had a dollar
22:20:00 <Sutekh> ohh, Cath plays too hard ;p
22:20:03 <Discord> <Pantone> fucks off
22:21:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> i don't play hard to get..i play hard to forget ;)
22:21:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Yeahhhh baby
22:21:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Hahahaha
22:21:00 <Discord> <12Exo> who is @ElectricSilence
22:21:00 <Sutekh> I like em like Jessica Jones , she has no forplay
22:21:00 <Faust> I am ES
22:22:00 <Discord> <12Exo> ok
22:22:00 <Discord> <12Exo> welcome to the jungle
22:22:00 <Sutekh> haha
22:22:00 <Discord> <12ElectricSilence> Thanks
22:22:58 <Discord> <Exo> smacks b1rd with a rolled up newspaper
22:23:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> she a screamer
22:23:00 <Discord> <10partay> electric id yourself
22:23:00 <Discord> <12Exo> jump into voice chat wit us peeps
22:23:06 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> sup b1rd?
22:25:00 <jigsaw> whats happening?
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22:28:03 Part: Nero ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:29:00 <Discord> <11couleurs> pong say mr`poo die from toilet cleaning accident
22:33:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Floss to the casting couch
22:34:44 <Discord> <couleurs> y so cranky b1rd sh1t!!!!!!!!!
22:35:00 * diedre |==> HellFury`IZ`A`DUMB`SL`UT`
22:35:00 <Exo> oko is a good man
22:37:00 <Sutekh> what an annoying cumstain
22:37:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> sutekh the ladies are waiting for you on voice
22:37:00 <HellFury> wtf did i do now
22:38:00 <Sutekh> haha
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22:39:00 <Sutekh> rainmaker, sif waiting for me ;p
22:39:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> i am
22:39:00 <Sutekh> yeah yeah
22:39:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> ๐ญ
22:39:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Oh have I heard Sutekh yet?
22:40:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> oh hai b1rd
22:40:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> don't think so
22:40:23 <Discord> <couleurs> nobody plays MQ anymore i guess i'm the winner 4 life
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22:41:22 <Discord> <Cath^> lol couleurs
22:41:42 <Discord> <rainmaker> waiting for you on voice Cath
22:41:46 <Discord> <rainmaker> meet my frienf Lish
22:41:51 <Discord> <rainmaker> friend*
22:42:00 <Sutekh> looking for my voice thingo
22:42:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> its in your pants
22:42:37 <Discord> <Lish> ๐
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22:46:41 <Discord> <Cath^> pass
22:46:46 <Discord> <Cath^> hi Lish
22:47:31 <Discord> <Pantone> Cath xx
22:47:40 <jigsaw> hi cath
22:47:42 <Discord> <Cath^> Pantone ;
22:47:49 <Discord> <Cath^> ;p
22:47:54 <Discord> <Cath^> hi jigsaw
22:48:00 <JedStar> Evening all
22:48:12 <jigsaw> congrats on your promo cath
22:48:42 <jigsaw> come have a wank with us cath
22:48:48 <Discord> <Cath^> pass
22:49:08 <jigsaw> everyone else is in there its a real partay ;)
22:49:21 <Discord> <Cath^> boom tish!
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22:49:42 <Discord> <Pantone> https://tenor.com/view/boring-funny-slow-clap-clapping-gif-4068782
22:51:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Oh dear
22:51:48 <Discord> <breaker> LOLOLOL Pantone
22:52:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Get in ere Floss Loooool
22:52:00 <JedStar> Howdy Exo
22:52:00 <Discord> <12Exo> G'day Jed
22:52:00 <Discord> <12Exo> how are u champ
22:53:00 <JedStar> Im doing ok
22:53:00 <JedStar> How are you doing?
22:53:00 <Discord> <12Exo> voice up jed
22:54:00 <JedStar> ????
22:54:00 <Discord> <12Exo> hop into voice chat
22:54:00 <Discord> <08JedStar> Ohhhhhhhhh
22:54:00 <Discord> <08JedStar> You mean in here???
22:54:00 <Discord> <08JedStar> ๐
22:54:00 <Discord> <12Exo> yer niggs
22:54:00 <Discord> <12Exo> waiting for u
22:56:00 <Discord> <03Sutekh> what happened b1rd?
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22:57:00 <Discord> <12Exo> leave b1rd alone or ill bash u kents
22:57:00 <Discord> <03Sutekh> wah
22:58:00 <jigsaw> hey
22:58:00 <Discord> <12Exo> where u go champ
22:58:15 <Discord> <partay> breaker breaker
23:00:00 <jigsaw> who champ
23:00:00 <Discord> <12Exo> u and bird
23:00:00 <jigsaw> my uk squeeze is offline
23:01:00 <jigsaw> my international squeeze also offline
23:01:00 <Discord> <12Exo> i was listening to u
23:01:02 <Discord> <rainmaker> cath
23:01:07 <Discord> <rainmaker> come to partay masturbation rooom
23:01:20 <Discord> <Cath^> pass
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23:02:00 <jigsaw> how
23:02:00 <jigsaw> i hit the killcord button
23:03:00 <Discord> <12Exo> :edsheeran:
23:06:00 <Discord> <03Sutekh> im putting in a good word for you b1rd
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23:09:00 <JedStar> :P
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23:10:00 <JedStar> Sometimes we gotta put good words in for our fellow travellers
23:12:00 <Discord> <12Exo> JIGGY
23:12:00 <Discord> <12Exo> get ur friend on ehre
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23:40:00 <President_Trump> RELEASE THE HELLFURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:52:00 <Discord> <03Sutekh> wah
23:55:00 <jigsaw> thats my line
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