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00:03:00 <jigsaw> rotten shite
00:03:26 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> See you in the morning - Jack
00:03:26 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603228014503002142/jack-ripper-filler-310x216.png
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00:12:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> See you in the morning - Jack
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05:57:08 <Discord> <faux> Zz
06:06:00 <Discord> <10faux> Zz
06:25:00 <Discord> <10faux> Pooooop
06:26:00 <Discord> <10damian> you're a poop
06:26:00 <Discord> <10damian> hey Lumeah
06:26:00 <Discord> <10faux> Ya mums a poop
06:26:00 <Discord> <10damian> your face is a poop
06:37:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> 😛
06:41:11 * zaim slaps damian around a bit with a large trout
06:41:16 * zaim slaps Exo around a bit with a large trout
06:47:21 <Discord> <faux> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603329667784507424/unknown.gif
06:55:01 <Discord> <damian> owwww my headdddd
06:55:10 <Discord> <damian> i think i have a contact fused to one of my eyeballs
06:55:47 <Discord> <faux> Gross
06:55:50 <Discord> <faux> Lube em up
06:58:47 <Discord> <Exo> Morning homies
07:04:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Lately ive been, ive been thinking
07:05:00 <Discord> <12Exo> I want u to be happier
07:08:00 <Discord> <10faux> Hey
07:08:02 <Glenn> Hi Exo!
07:09:40 <Discord> <damian> got the sucker!@
07:10:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> hi
07:10:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Top of the morninf
07:11:00 <Discord> <10damian> hugs exo
07:11:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Sup sexy
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07:12:00 <Discord> <10damian> not much at all
07:12:00 <Discord> <10damian> about to head to work but it just started raining
07:12:00 <Discord> <10damian> put a damper on my morning!
07:13:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Boooo rain
07:13:00 <Discord> <10damian> i agree
07:13:00 <Discord> <10damian> can you drive me to work please
07:15:00 <Discord> <12Exo> I could but u would probably end up at studio 466
07:18:00 <Discord> <10damian> i dont know what that is
07:18:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Next to your work place
07:20:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lmao
07:20:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> hry fsux i need some love
07:21:00 <Discord> <10faux> Hello god gave you two hands xo
07:21:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> 😬
07:21:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> theyre in the kennel
07:21:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> hi cathy dearest
07:21:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> hi jiggy
07:22:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> hands not hounds
07:22:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> looks at cath with wide eyes
07:22:00 <Discord> <10faux> Loool
07:22:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> crazy oclock
07:25:00 <Discord> <10faux> The ginger crazy lady on glee is the cutest little thing
07:25:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> hi faux
07:26:00 <Discord> <10faux> Hi Cathekins
07:26:00 <Discord> <10faux> How's you
07:26:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> have you not been to bed yet jiggy..this is way too early for you
07:26:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> i'm not bad for 4 degrees
07:27:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> been, came back, going soon
07:27:00 <Discord> <10faux> Haha I woke up with a killer headache
07:27:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> i was up way too late last night
07:28:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Hello babes
07:29:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> yawns
07:29:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> pantone!! xxxxxxxlix
07:32:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Woh hello jiggy
07:33:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> good to see you too 😃
07:33:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Sorry I’m making coffee
07:33:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Xx
07:34:30 <Discord> <Cayleen> Morning!
07:35:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I feel like b1rd with my coffee machine
07:35:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/602977015255269416/image0.jpg
07:35:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> makes you high does it 😉
07:36:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> Morning Pantone
07:36:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Cath babe! How are you
07:36:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> oh i can feel the love from here
07:37:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> i'm jot too shabby thanks..you?
07:37:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Jiggy!!! Xxxxxxxx
07:37:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Yeah I’m ok, bear with a sore head today
07:38:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> yikes
07:38:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> 1 word. Kids
07:38:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> back at ya pantone
07:38:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> were they up n down again
07:39:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Yeah, it’s killing me
07:39:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> i should get up early more often
07:40:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> how old are they?
07:40:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> My coffee is low tide
07:40:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/602978228155711526/image0.jpg
07:40:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> They are 4 and 18 months
07:40:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Reset the clock boys
07:40:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Got laid last night
07:40:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> are they both up and down?
07:41:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> lol Floss...morning
07:41:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Morning oh I want a coffee machineeeeee
07:41:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Yeah the youngest is teething badly and wakes the eldest. Domino effect
07:41:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Heyyy flossy
07:41:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> flossmeister xxxxlix
07:41:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Mine is about 10 years old and serves me well
07:42:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I left my good machine with maggot dick
07:42:00 <Lumeah> How can u cope with.. This meaningless being layed shit
07:42:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I didn't care at the time but now I'm pissed it was expensive
07:42:00 <Lumeah> What happend to loving the person you are with?
07:42:00 <Lumeah> .... Yeah.. That's it.. Phht
07:43:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Calm down lumeah fucks sake
07:43:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> lol
07:43:00 <Lumeah> People are dogs
07:43:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> hi Lumeah
07:43:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Woof
07:43:00 <Discord> <05Floss> We didn't doggy style though
07:43:00 <Lumeah> Have a relationship with the person you have srx with. Lol
07:43:00 <Lumeah> Gobon.. Dare u
07:43:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Err
07:43:00 <Lumeah> Blah blah
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07:44:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I don't know how to put this.....
07:44:00 <Lumeah> No one has any heart anymore
07:44:00 <Discord> <05Floss> te you done
07:44:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Cause we've been in love 14 yrs
07:44:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Ya dickhead
07:44:00 <Lumeah> Then it isn't a lay
07:44:00 <Lumeah> Lol
07:44:00 <Lumeah> U idiot
07:44:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Oh yes it is
07:44:00 <Lumeah> If u think so...
07:45:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> cath cut my heart out of me
07:45:00 <Lumeah> Fucking decency..
07:45:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> self preservation i think
07:45:00 <Lumeah> Noone has any anymore
07:45:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol why are you so upset lumeah
07:45:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Jiggy is frisky in the morning
07:45:00 <Lumeah> Because u can all laugh i got screwed over
07:45:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> maybe 😉
07:45:00 <Lumeah> Wasn't that the point
07:45:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> jiggy..meet Lumeah...Lumeah say hi ;)
07:45:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I don't know you mate
07:46:00 <Lumeah> Just to laugh at my expense
07:46:00 <Lumeah> ... Well laugh
07:46:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Err
07:46:00 <Lumeah> Go on.
07:46:00 <Lumeah> Ha ha ha
07:46:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Is there a gas leak in your house
07:46:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> already done cath
07:46:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Wtf is going on here
07:46:00 <Lumeah> Lol
07:46:00 <Lumeah> Ha ha ha at stupid me with a heart..
07:46:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I can't laugh anymore it hurts my tummy
07:46:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm surprised I could bang to be honest
07:47:00 <Discord> <10faux> Wtf
07:47:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> well the world really gone mad this morning..jiggy is awake and Lumeah is wallowing in self pity..noone is laufhing at you..are you drink?
07:47:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lol
07:47:00 <Lumeah> Always one man to make man hard huh
07:47:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I got laid once this week omg kill me
07:47:00 <Discord> <10faux> What is happening rn
07:47:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm just Hitler
07:47:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> more bang for your fuck?
07:47:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> That escalated quickly
07:47:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lmao
07:47:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Faux I said I got laid do lumeah is very upset
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07:48:00 <Discord> <10faux> Why is everyone so temperamental
07:48:00 <Discord> <10faux> It goes from normal convo to spaz city in 6 seconds
07:48:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lolol
07:48:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I am very confused
07:48:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> That happened the other day with that Kelvera
07:48:00 <Discord> <10faux> Yeah
07:48:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Omgyes
07:48:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> it was already spaz city when i entered 😮
07:48:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> well stop getting laid Floss...you are upsetting everyone lolz 😂
07:48:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Then I’m on her hit list
07:49:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Everything I said she was like SHUT UP FLOSS
07:49:00 <Discord> <10faux> LOL
07:49:00 <Discord> <10faux> She hates me too dw
07:49:00 <Discord> <10faux> She has this idea that I tried stealing her bf
07:49:00 <Discord> <05Floss> But she was friendly the other day
07:49:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> you know how every group of friends has that one crazy person? if you dont its you!
07:49:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Why can't I say when I got banged I can't not be open
07:49:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> everyone is srealing her bf lol
07:49:00 <Discord> <05Floss> You need to know about all darts
07:49:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Farts aldo
07:50:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lol she's delusional
07:50:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> if you got banged you must have been open
07:50:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> he a seems a nice guy too...
07:50:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'll tell you something for free...I had to be very relaxed...
07:50:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lmao
07:50:00 <Discord> <10faux> Ok I gotta drive to work
07:50:00 <Discord> <10faux> With a giant headache
07:50:00 <Discord> <10faux> Wish me luck
07:50:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Awww luv
07:50:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Be careful
07:50:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> good luck
07:51:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> have a good day fauxy
07:51:00 <Discord> <10faux> I have 2 meetings today
07:51:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> love ya!
07:51:00 <Discord> <10faux> I feel like chucking a tanty
07:51:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Call them all sluts
07:51:00 <Discord> <10faux> AW jiggy
07:51:00 <Discord> <10faux> haha HEY SLUTS
07:51:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm an advice beat
07:51:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> lol
07:51:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Bear
07:51:00 <Discord> <10faux> Laters cuties
07:51:00 <Discord> <05Floss> 🐻
07:51:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> seeya sexy
07:52:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> now, back to cath 8)
07:52:00 <Lumeah> Phhht
07:52:00 <Lumeah> Games
07:52:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lumeah what crawled up your arse and died?
07:52:11 <Discord> <Floss> I have a step ladder
07:52:17 <Discord> <Floss> It's not my real ladder
07:53:00 <Lumeah> David. Lol
07:53:00 <Lumeah> Fucking won't even tell me whats wrong
07:53:00 <Lumeah> Like fuck
07:53:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Who is David
07:54:00 <Discord> <05Floss> So nobody can bang?
07:54:00 <Lumeah> No
07:54:00 <Lumeah> You can't
07:54:00 <Lumeah> Decency
07:54:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Cause you've pissed off old mate dave
07:54:00 <Lumeah> Ffs
07:54:00 <Lumeah> No..
07:54:00 <Lumeah> Pissed off?
07:54:00 <Lumeah> How
07:54:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Well it's Gunna happen
07:54:00 <Discord> <05Floss> We bang fairly often
07:54:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> forget Dave..talk to Mark
07:54:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Lol
07:54:00 <Lumeah> ... Fuck sake why Bering people into your life if u don't treat em nice
07:55:00 <Discord> <05Floss> We need to get all the bangs in now before the baby starts kicking and it's a really buzzkill
07:55:00 <Lumeah> Omg.
07:55:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Nah don't worry about mark, tell Geoffrey about it
07:55:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> train baby not to kick, bang it back
07:55:00 <Discord> <05Floss> He knows Paul
07:55:00 <Lumeah> You don't talk about who i screw
07:55:00 <Lumeah> Ffs
07:55:00 <Lumeah> Dog person
07:56:00 <Discord> <05Floss> You brought it up you idiot lol
07:56:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> Lumeah...
07:56:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> mornings are fun here 😄
07:56:00 <Lumeah> So much for decenty
07:56:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol yes
07:56:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Wow
07:56:00 <Discord> <05Floss> NOBODY HETE IS DECENT
07:56:00 <Lumeah> Well.. Nooone has any anymore
07:56:00 <Discord> <05Floss> IIT IS THE INTERNET
07:56:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> you need to calm yourself
07:56:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> like i walked onto the set of game of thrones
07:56:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol
07:56:00 <Lumeah> I don't have any dangers
07:56:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Is there a character that is always confused
07:57:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Cause that's floss
07:57:00 <Lumeah> Fuck u
07:57:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> oi
07:57:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I’m Tyrion
07:57:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> bangs, lays, and fuck you's all over
07:57:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I just drink too much and talk shit
07:57:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I was excited to get an unexpected bang, I stand by it
07:57:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Still stojed
07:57:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> what ab out you cath, no action from imaginary hubby? 😉
07:57:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Stoked even
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07:58:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> /nick Wrath^
07:58:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> wrath of Caaaaaaath
07:58:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> do not make me jump next door....
07:58:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Cyclone cath
07:59:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> i dare ya
07:59:00 <Discord> <05Floss> With a little roof that has blown off ^
07:59:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> jiggy...you will be first on my hit list
07:59:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> i already am
07:59:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> stands beside Cath
08:00:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> the only part of you where there is no 'line'
08:00:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> tan line?
08:00:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> back of the line 😉
08:00:21 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hey cay
08:01:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Visible panty line
08:01:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I need pants
08:01:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> wheres faux knickers when you need em
08:01:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> lol...oh Pantone you and I are so in sync lol
08:02:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Hahahaha two peas in a pod x
08:02:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> 😂
08:02:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> about to be cooked
08:02:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> great...now he's discovered we are active in the am...sheesh
08:02:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> package deals are always good value
08:02:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> bahahahaha
08:03:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> we are not for sale..k bye!!
08:03:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> a little longer, and the galaxy is mine
08:03:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> You need sleep jiggy
08:03:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> like NOW!
08:03:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> but im dreaming right?
08:03:31 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol Floss
08:03:36 <Discord> <Cayleen> Hi jiggy
08:03:55 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hi floss, didnt see u there
08:04:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> You’re delirious
08:04:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> i think Lumeah's asleep
08:04:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> but you still luv me
08:04:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Poor bugger woke up on the wrong side of the bed didn’t she
08:04:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol
08:04:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> i shall not yield!
08:05:00 <Discord> <05Floss> She was mad at me a whilemago for being shitty at bf
08:05:00 <Discord> <05Floss> She was like you should just be happy to be Inna relationship etc
08:05:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Oh that’s the trigger
08:05:00 <Discord> <05Floss> No he should just not be a dickhead
08:05:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol yes
08:05:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Everytime
08:05:00 <Discord> <10damian> bloody hell, the second i got to work it started smashing down with rain
08:05:00 <Discord> <10damian> good timing
08:05:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> ok my nuts are freezing back under cover with me, by tonight i would have forgotten all this
08:05:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Damiannnnnn
08:05:00 <Discord> <05Floss> She was like be lucky you have a bf
08:05:19 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> whats happening?
08:06:00 <Discord> <10damian> hey P
08:06:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Every time I said that I think of the rocky voice
08:06:00 <Discord> <05Floss> No men are fucked
08:06:00 <Discord> <10damian> haha
08:06:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> damian...
08:06:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Adriannnnn
08:06:00 <Discord> <10damian> Cath!
08:06:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> not all of us sadly
08:06:00 <Discord> <10damian> its alive in here this morning
08:06:00 <Discord> <10faux> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/602984898344517633/Snapchat-541118830.jpg
08:06:00 <Discord> <10faux> Yassss 80s playlist
08:06:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> What’s going down pork chop!?
08:06:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> lol fauxy
08:06:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol
08:06:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lolll
08:06:05 <Discord> <Cayleen> Tired. And toddler threw a wooden block at my belly while I was changing his poop nappy. Have a red bruise now.
08:06:33 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> mean kid
08:07:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I had 90a hip hop in the car
08:07:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> -----LOG MARKER-----
08:07:00 <Discord> <10damian> not much, just having breakfast
08:07:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Baby thinks it's a gangster
08:07:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> What’s for breakup
08:07:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Er
08:07:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> lol
08:07:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Breaky
08:07:00 <Discord> <10damian> ill break up with you in a minute!
08:07:00 <Discord> <10damian> falafel wrap, delicious creatures
08:07:00 <Discord> <05Floss> GOOD
08:07:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> No I’ll be devastated
08:07:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> My fn phone
08:07:00 <Discord> <10faux> Yesss the food of my.people
08:07:12 <Discord> <Cayleen> Yes. Very squirmy.
08:07:26 <Discord> <Cayleen> Any plans for today?
08:07:32 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> poopy nappies usually very squirmy
08:07:54 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> yeah, nothing fantastic
08:08:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I think maybe pb and J on toast
08:08:00 <Discord> <10damian> you're leb, not egyptian!
08:08:00 <Discord> <10damian> bahaha
08:08:00 <Discord> <10faux> Fuck off
08:08:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lol
08:08:00 <Discord> <10damian> 😄
08:08:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> thought you said banana then lol
08:08:00 <Discord> <05Floss> What do ewoks eat
08:08:00 <Discord> <10damian> well, faux is a banana!
08:08:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Are grubs the food of my people
08:08:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> i want a banana
08:08:00 <Discord> <10faux> Ecoks
08:08:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Lol
08:08:15 <Discord> <Cayleen> Nah he use to be good with nappy changes. Regardless of poop. He's just an active toddler lol
08:08:35 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> still a shitbag 😉
08:08:41 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol
08:09:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol
08:09:00 <Discord> <10damian> ewoks eat people
08:09:00 <Discord> <05Floss> We have weak jaws though
08:09:00 <Discord> <10faux> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/602985551582330926/unknown.gif
08:09:00 <Discord> <10faux> K no more texting and driving
08:09:00 <Discord> <05Floss> People is the food of my people
08:09:00 <Discord> <10faux> Byeee
08:09:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> lol
08:09:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Byeee
08:09:00 <Discord> <10damian> damnit faux
08:09:00 <Discord> <10faux> Soz
08:09:00 <Discord> <10damian> go go go
08:09:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> No fauxy
08:09:00 <Discord> <10faux> It's slow dw
08:09:00 <Discord> <10faux> I'm.crawling
08:09:00 <Discord> <10damian> dont make me mute you
08:09:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> driving and giffing..sheesh
08:09:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lolol
08:09:03 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> wheres the rest this morning
08:09:07 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> been and gone?
08:09:12 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> am i late 😃
08:09:20 <Discord> <Cayleen> Yeah. Probably at work
08:10:00 <Discord> <10faux> I'm at a red li g ht
08:10:00 <Discord> <10faux> I'm not thus talented
08:10:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I could drive and forearms
08:10:00 <Discord> <10damian> it's still illegal and dangerous!
08:10:00 <Discord> <10faux> You're illegal and dangerous
08:10:00 <Discord> <05Floss> LOL
08:10:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> lol Pantone
08:10:00 <Discord> <05Floss> BURN
08:10:00 <Discord> <10faux> BYE LOVE YOY
08:10:00 <Discord> <10damian> i ride a motorbike, do you know how fucking annoying and dangerous it is having people on their phone while driving
08:10:00 <Discord> <05Floss> BYYEE
08:10:00 <Discord> <10faux> I'm at a red light calm down officer
08:10:00 <Discord> <10damian> even the cockheads at the lights who think 'im stopped', but they're covering two fucking lanes so i can't get through
08:11:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Bike people are silly
08:11:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> great...now he's ranting lol
08:11:00 <Discord> <05Floss> We invented cars
08:11:00 <Discord> <10faux> Loool
08:11:00 <Discord> <10damian> sorry, this morning was just extra bad on the road 😛
08:11:00 <Discord> <10damian> every asshole wanted to kill me
08:11:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lmao
08:11:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Because you're a bike douche
08:11:00 <Discord> <10faux> Bike people hate car people
08:11:00 <Discord> <10faux> And we hate bike people
08:11:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> /me pets damian
08:11:00 <Discord> <10damian> i don't hate car people, i AM a car person!
08:11:00 <Discord> <10faux> YASSSS MADONNA
08:11:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I can see my second chin in phone reflection
08:11:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Do not like
08:11:00 <Discord> <10damian> i just hate bad drivers and people who don't think about others on the road
08:11:56 <Discord> <faux> Working from hoooome
08:11:58 <Discord> <faux> Woo
08:12:00 <Discord> <10damian> i mean, last night it took me an extra 30mins to get home because of rubbernecking. accident on the other side of the freeway not even affecting my side of the traffic .. yet we were still going 20km/h past it
08:12:00 <Discord> <10faux> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/602986372009295883/Snapchat-53773744.jpg
08:12:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> faux..bend over at the lights..you need to be spanked!
08:12:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Oh dear faux lol
08:12:00 <Discord> <10damian> i agree with Cath on this one
08:12:09 <Discord> <faux> Just vacuumed lol
08:12:27 <Discord> <faux> Dreading checking my emails
08:12:40 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> mountains waiting for you?
08:12:57 <Discord> <faux> We'll see in a min
08:13:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Bang the light
08:13:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Naughty fauxy
08:13:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Rub up on it like you have worms
08:13:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Lol
08:13:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Did I help
08:13:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> what the faux is going on this morning!
08:13:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm not allowed to bang
08:13:08 <Discord> <Cayleen> Yay for being at home!
08:13:27 <Discord> <damian> booo for being at work
08:13:27 <Discord> <damian> ]
08:14:00 <Discord> <05Floss> And faux is banging a light
08:14:00 <Discord> <05Floss> So it's all a bit unfair
08:14:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> sips her coffee
08:14:00 <Discord> <10damian> sits on @Pantone 's lap
08:14:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Oh the dogs up
08:14:00 <Discord> <10damian> can you tell that because of the farts Floss?
08:14:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> bear hugs damiannnnn
08:14:00 <Discord> <10damian> that's how i tell my dog is up...
08:14:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> sips Pantone's coffee
08:14:00 <Discord> <10damian> double tagging a coffee, very hot ladies
08:14:03 <Discord> <faux> Lol
08:14:45 <Discord> <faux> I got an inspection this morn. The letter said to put all pets in a carrier or on a leash. She called me yesterday to confirm she was still coming today and I was like I have a cat do you need her in her carrier. She's like NOOOOO I LOVE CATS
08:14:48 <Discord> <faux> Winning.
08:14:53 <Discord> <faux> 10 points for me pls
08:15:00 <Discord> <10damian> slurp that thing
08:15:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> We share everything
08:15:00 <Discord> <10damian> you're both married .. right?
08:15:00 <Discord> <10damian> share .. everything?
08:15:00 <Discord> <10damian> intriguing..
08:15:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> ;)
08:15:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Lol!
08:15:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> 😏
08:15:00 <Discord> <05Floss> No she hoped up and shook
08:15:00 <Discord> <10damian> do you have children Cath?
08:15:00 <Discord> <05Floss> And she glared at me
08:15:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> nope
08:15:06 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> christinA xx
08:15:10 <Discord> <faux> Haha
08:15:12 <Discord> <faux> Hi
08:15:19 <Discord> <faux> Mark is it
08:15:27 <Discord> <faux> I forgot, pardon me
08:15:28 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> 😃
08:15:33 <Discord> <faux> :D
08:15:35 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> smackdown
08:15:35 <Discord> <faux> Yay
08:15:38 <Discord> <faux> Boom
08:15:39 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> you forgot me
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08:15:52 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> ive forgotten floss's name
08:15:54 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> save me
08:16:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> She shares mine
08:16:00 <Discord> <10damian> well you don't need them now, you have Pantones!
08:16:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> exactly!
08:16:00 <Discord> <10damian> do you guys know each other outside of the internet?
08:16:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> intimately
08:16:00 <Discord> <10damian> haha, live near each other?
08:17:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> yup, next bedroom
08:17:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> We are sister wives
08:18:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> spits Pantone's coffee
08:18:00 <Discord> <05Floss> We are laughing about last night
08:18:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Dean thinks I stick someone else's face on his face
08:18:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I was like dear I barely register that you exist during
08:18:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> giggles
08:18:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> all over damian's lap
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08:19:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Oh no Damian is all wet
08:19:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Don’t we all Floss
08:19:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Have you guys seen Talladega nights
08:19:00 <Discord> <05Floss> You guys are like breeze
08:19:00 <Discord> <05Floss> One single plop
08:19:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> shame it's not Wednesday
08:19:51 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hi floss
08:20:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Love a wet Wednesday
08:20:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I have to do learning today
08:20:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> not sure i have Floss
08:20:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> What’s Tuesday theme
08:20:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Oh well if you ever see it you and Pantene are breeze
08:20:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> tattoo Tuesday
08:20:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Ohhhhh
08:20:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> haha kk
08:20:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I have no tatts
08:20:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'ma scared
08:20:18 <Discord> <Floss> FLOSS
08:20:20 <Discord> <Floss> I'll be pong
08:20:25 <Discord> <Floss> Floss is floss
08:20:28 <Discord> <Floss> Floss is famous
08:20:40 <Discord> <Floss> Jiggy has smelly bum
08:21:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> i have no tatts either
08:21:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I don’t
08:21:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Either
08:21:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm a holy woman
08:21:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol
08:21:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Virgin flesh
08:21:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I couldn't even type it without being like lol you fuckin liar
08:21:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Hahahahaha
08:21:33 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> who flung pong
08:21:35 <Discord> <Floss> Faux has poop nose
08:21:59 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> floss forgot her meds today 😃
08:22:00 <Discord> <damian> owwieeeee
08:22:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> lol
08:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Deans going to syd for parts and I can't come :(
08:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm sad
08:22:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> which parts?
08:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I dunno... mechanic parts
08:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Job things
08:22:02 <Discord> <damian> my headdd
08:22:10 <Discord> <damian> /puts his head in @jiggysaurus 's bosom
08:22:23 <Discord> <Floss> Damian likes floss poo
08:22:57 <Discord> <Floss> Ugh I can't be pong I know too many words
08:23:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Cogs?
08:23:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> kk
08:23:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Rubber bands
08:23:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Undercarriages
08:23:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Honestly I drift in and out of work conversation
08:23:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Rope?
08:23:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Fuck knows
08:23:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> lol
08:23:57 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hides floss under doona, BREATHE baby
08:24:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> It’s like when my hubby talks shop
08:24:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol i told him.im sad that I can't go to the warehouse, he's confused
08:24:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I’m like 🤪
08:24:35 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hi cath 😃
08:24:46 <Discord> <Cath^> hi stalker
08:24:49 <Discord> <Floss> No that's where the farts live
08:24:51 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> thought id intercept you all
08:24:57 <Discord> <Cath^> morning y'all
08:25:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I LIKE WAREHOUSES
08:25:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I wish I had an intern so I don’t have to go to work today
08:25:00 <Discord> <10damian> i have a warehouse you can see 😉 😉
08:25:04 <Discord> <Floss> Morning
08:25:10 <Discord> <Cath^> hi Floss
08:25:22 <Discord> <Floss> I laughed at something while drinking and got coffee on my jim jams
08:25:45 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> you got jims jamas? 😃
08:25:49 <Discord> <Floss> I'm going to try and make myself pretty for the doctor
08:25:51 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> how that happen
08:26:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Can I rmage thru ya box
08:26:00 <Discord> <10damian> @Pantone , just go to the local school and kidnap someone
08:26:00 <Discord> <05Floss> And tip oil out
08:26:00 <Discord> <10damian> oooo yes please
08:26:00 <Discord> <05Floss> And be a general shit head
08:26:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Will you bail me out of jail if I do Damian?
08:26:08 <Discord> <Floss> I don't think I'm man enough to fit Jim's pjs
08:26:16 <Discord> <Floss> Big shoes to fill
08:26:18 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> why dont you be pong for the doctor 😉
08:26:23 <Discord> <Floss> Looool
08:26:30 <Discord> <Floss> Because he's the only.one intown
08:26:48 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> how are you cath
08:26:53 <Discord> <Floss> He would send me.to hospital with possible stroke
08:27:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol he's like bye darling, love you
08:27:00 <Discord> <05Floss> YEP K
08:27:31 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> or an institution
08:28:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> what is your intern required to do?
08:28:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> At least you get a love you I got a baby with a snotty nose jumped on my lap and a “byeee”
08:28:00 <Discord> <10damian> @Pantone , i won't bail you out.. but i'll come visit
08:28:00 <Discord> <10damian> i don't want to be too associated with a kidnapper
08:28:17 <Discord> <Cath^> good thanks..you?
08:29:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Hahahahaha
08:29:00 <Discord> <10damian> how long have you been together with your husband Pantone?
08:29:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Ummmm
08:29:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> 15 years
08:30:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Honeymoon was over a long time ago
08:30:00 <Discord> <10damian> haha
08:30:00 <Discord> <05Floss> We call each other names so often we've forgotten how to be nice to each other
08:30:00 <Discord> <10damian> the honeymoon period is a state of mind, if you believe it's still there it's still there!
08:30:00 <Discord> <10damian> i say this having only been in a relationship for seven years 😛
08:30:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Married for 8
08:30:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> you get less for murder lolz
08:30:12 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> not bad
08:31:00 <Discord> <10damian> and with murder you probably get more sex!
08:31:00 <Discord> <05Floss> We listed after each other for 13 years while married to the wrong people, August will be a year
08:31:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Lol!
08:31:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lusted*
08:31:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> lol
08:31:25 <Discord> <Cayleen> Gah... Dang Townsville. Always running out of stock at Woolworths. No 1kg bag of tomatoes... seriously...
08:32:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Niz has been in stealth mode all night without her collar on
08:32:00 <Discord> <10damian> niz is the dog?
08:32:03 <Discord> <Cath^> do they have individual tomatoes?
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08:33:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/602991563114676317/JPEG_20190723_083139.jpg
08:33:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yes miss Nismo
08:33:00 <Discord> <10damian> what a bundle of fluff
08:33:00 <Discord> <10damian> liz just sent me this
08:33:00 <Discord> <10damian> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/602991657503293450/c70c5188-1b27-4c97-84be-febd67997284.png
08:33:00 <Discord> <05Floss> She's waiting for the donkeys to come out so she can order them around
08:33:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Aww a hiding fluff
08:33:00 <Discord> <10damian> Cookie has been evicted from the bed during the night, he's only allowed on the covers now .. and this morning he's sulking because he wants to go under
08:33:43 <Discord> <Cayleen> Yeah they do this time lol.
08:34:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Oh yes I kicked niz.off last night cause I was stuck between her and Dean and I was getting very fucked off about it
08:34:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I wanted to put my feet out
08:34:00 <Discord> <10damian> haha
08:34:00 <Discord> <10damian> at least niz is 5kg..
08:34:00 <Discord> <10damian> cookie is 34
08:34:05 <Discord> <Cayleen> They run out of fruit and veg often. Even apples and pears lol. I never had that issue in Sydney.
08:34:10 <Discord> <Cayleen> And hello Cath
08:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/602992109359857670/JPEG_20190723_083341.jpg
08:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Where are those donkey bastards
08:35:00 <Discord> <10damian> ahaha
08:35:00 <Discord> <10faux> Aww
08:35:22 <Discord> <Cath^> hi Cay
08:36:00 <Discord> <Cath^> just order online maybe..then you don't have to lug home
08:36:00 <Discord> <05Floss> The mini donkeys are super cute but I am not allowed to talk to them
08:36:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> pls tell me you are at work and not stuck in syd traffic fauxy
08:36:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Someone gets jelly
08:36:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> omg i want a mini donkey!
08:36:00 <Discord> <05Floss> They're so sweet lol
08:36:00 <Discord> <05Floss> They get their little shits on its hilarious
08:36:22 <Discord> <Cayleen> Yeah I'll be doing an online delivery.
08:36:39 <Discord> <Cayleen> I haven't lug home groceries in awhile. I always send hubby out to do a pick up lol
08:37:00 <Discord> <05Floss> One gets mad at the other all the time
08:37:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I just stood on glass 😫
08:37:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Oh noesss
08:37:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Pantene be careful fuck ya
08:37:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I’m so clumsy
08:37:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> omg...we don't need another infected heel in here ffs
08:37:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'll snag a pic if they come round the front paddock
08:37:13 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> i lug em home regularly
08:37:20 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> one bag at a time
08:38:00 <Discord> <05Floss> My horse will friggen love them
08:38:03 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> never really done the weekly shop, just the random ones
08:38:11 <Discord> <Cayleen> Ahhh. Easy small shops then.
08:38:26 <Discord> <Cayleen> I do the shop whenever we run low on something lol. That could be weekly, every few days...
08:39:02 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hi pantone xxx
08:39:14 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> i was just thinking of you
08:39:18 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> in a nice way
08:39:26 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> ignore the pic above
08:39:30 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol
08:39:54 <Discord> <Cath^> yeah same..sometime a big shop on a weekend..never seem to do it online either
08:40:05 <Discord> <Pantone> Haha hi jiggy!
08:40:12 <Discord> <Pantone> Why you thinking of me
08:41:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Hi Lumeah , feeling better?
08:41:00 <Lumeah> No
08:41:01 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> cos cath cay already here 😉
08:41:06 <Discord> <damian> wakes up
08:41:08 <Discord> <Cayleen> Hello Pantone
08:41:09 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> mind of faux now
08:41:25 <Discord> <Pantone> Hi Cay!
08:41:33 <Discord> <Pantone> Hi Damo!
08:41:44 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hi damian
08:41:46 <Discord> <Cayleen> I always do online shop. And they use to get our order wrong. I complained each time to the point they know our name and hubby's face lol. They don't get it wrong anymore haha.
08:42:00 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hahaha
08:42:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol the car is doing cat things
08:42:00 <Discord> <05Floss> The cat. The cat is doing cat things.
08:42:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lol I'm at work
08:42:00 <Discord> <10faux> Got here 20 mins ago
08:42:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Is it shit
08:42:00 <Discord> <10faux> Fucking worst headache
08:42:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Ohh luv
08:42:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Have you taken something
08:42:00 <Discord> <10faux> Yeah I already have 3937383 emails can people fuck off
08:42:12 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> good idea 😉
08:42:41 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> sad you instil fear with hubbys face
08:43:00 <Discord> <10faux> Yeah took Nurofen
08:43:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Keep drinking water tooight be dehydration
08:43:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I’m trying to find my tattoo Tuesday Guy and I have a client blowing up my phone
08:43:00 <Discord> <05Floss> You guys are so corporate and exciting
08:43:00 <Discord> <05Floss> And I have unicorn slippers on
08:43:01 <Discord> <Cayleen> Lol he's the one that always does the pick up in person. I'm at home. So they don't know my face.
08:43:10 <Discord> <Floss> I'm the attack dog in our relationship
08:43:23 <Discord> <Cayleen> Don't mess with Floss!
08:43:35 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> so you could walk in laughing like a villain and no one will ever know
08:43:46 <Discord> <Cayleen> Pretty much haha
08:44:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I’m still in my llama pyjamas
08:44:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lol cute
08:44:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I wanna do business things
08:44:00 <Discord> <10faux> Trust me you don't
08:44:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> You can be my intern
08:44:00 <Discord> <10faux> I wanna be home
08:44:00 <Discord> <10faux> Picking my nose watching glee
08:44:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm only home cause there a kid in my tummy eating all the food and playing with my bladder :(
08:44:08 <Discord> <Floss> It's usually him doing a massive job for someone and then they duck and dodge him to try and get out of paying
08:44:09 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> floss woof 😉
08:44:28 <Discord> <Cayleen> that sucks Floss. Too kind.
08:44:28 <Discord> <Floss> So bitch tits comes out
08:45:00 <Discord> <10faux> Aw
08:45:00 <Discord> <10faux> Worth it though
08:45:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol niz just went the cat
08:45:00 <Discord> <05Floss> There's a good dog.
08:45:07 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> ill add that as a note on your profile
08:45:13 <Discord> <Floss> Yes
08:45:45 <Discord> <Floss> Like I'll see the car in the car park and I'll wait for the owner while he hides lol
08:45:58 <Discord> <Floss> He doesn't like confrontation
08:46:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/602994964661665908/JPEG_20190723_084445.jpg
08:46:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I yelled at both of them
08:46:09 <Discord> <Floss> Omg I should get a bat
08:47:04 <Discord> <faux> LOL
08:47:22 <Discord> <faux> Please engrave bitch tits on it
08:47:44 <Discord> <Floss> On my collar
08:48:08 <Discord> <faux> Lol
08:48:45 <Discord> <Floss> It's either me or we send it to debt collection
08:49:00 <Lumeah> Why the fuck would i be better
08:49:00 <Discord> <10damian> why, what's wrong?
08:49:05 <Discord> <Cayleen> LOL!!
08:49:29 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> fauxy! was just thinking of you
08:49:31 <Discord> <Floss> He's too nice he will do everything for everyone and let them go months without paying
08:49:46 <Discord> <faux> Ahoy
08:49:52 <Discord> <Cayleen> Omg... that's way too nice.
08:50:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hello
08:50:06 <Discord> <faux> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603360560406331432/unknown.gif
08:50:20 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> land hoe ?
08:50:24 <Discord> <faux> Excuse you
08:50:41 <Discord> <Floss> Changing Audi brake pads is like 2 grand and those cunts try not paying
08:51:03 <Discord> <faux> Run them over in their own car
08:51:07 <Discord> <faux> That'll learn em
08:51:10 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> frack!
08:51:49 <Discord> <Cayleen> Hahah Floss and faux are both women not to be messed with
08:52:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> You ok Lumeah?
08:52:14 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> all the better...
08:52:30 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> i have a death wish
08:53:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I woke up this morning to the dreaded pregnancy leg cramp. I haven't had a bad one with this pregnancy yet until today. I cried so much. Something to look forward to Floss lol.
08:53:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I had them often and really intense with the first pregnancy though.
08:53:00 <Discord> <10damian> would you like a leg massage?
08:53:00 <Discord> <10damian> i can get Pantone onto it
08:53:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> lol all good.
08:53:33 <Discord> <Floss> Why?
08:53:51 <Discord> <Floss> I should shower I have a doc appt in 3 and a half hours
08:54:04 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> i have appt in 3h
08:54:12 <Discord> <faux> I m in bed and it's glorious
08:54:14 <Discord> <Floss> Are you me?
08:54:26 <Discord> <Floss> Me too faux but it has to end
08:54:26 <Discord> <faux> I've already read and addressed all my emails
08:54:40 <Discord> <faux> And vacuumed for my inspection
08:54:48 <Discord> <faux> House is tidy work up to date
08:54:48 <Discord> <faux> Cheering
08:54:51 <Discord> <faux> Time to study
08:54:57 <Discord> <Cayleen> Nice faux
08:55:00 <Discord> <10damian> good good
08:55:03 <Discord> <faux> :D
08:55:07 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> remember you got legt, use them 😉
08:55:13 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> legs
08:55:18 <Discord> <faux> I use them enough I deserve a break
08:55:40 <Discord> <faux> I stayed back Monday and yesti
08:55:44 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hands faux a kitkat
08:55:48 <Discord> <faux> Lol
08:55:51 <Discord> <Floss> You're a good worker faux
08:55:51 <Discord> <faux> Danke
08:56:00 <Discord> <faux> Yeah I'm aiite
08:56:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> How are you damian?
08:56:00 <Discord> <10damian> i'm alright
08:56:00 <Discord> <10damian> i'm so cbf today, i've been at work an hour and haven't even opened anything work related yet
08:56:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Lol taking it easy
08:56:11 <Discord> <Pantone> faux!
08:56:13 <Discord> <Pantone> babe!
08:56:16 <Discord> <Pantone> Flossy!
08:56:21 <Discord> <faux> Hi gorgy
08:56:23 <Discord> <faux> What up
08:56:23 <Discord> <Floss> Pantene!
08:56:32 <Discord> <Pantone> how we going beautiful ladies
08:56:33 <Discord> <Floss> You're on special at Coles did you know that
08:56:34 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> answers to babe 😉
08:56:40 <Discord> <faux> Goooodies
08:56:44 <Discord> <Pantone> oh am I? I was at Chemist warehouse too
08:56:52 <Discord> <Floss> Ohh I want chemist warehouse
08:56:53 <Discord> <faux> How you doing lovely
08:57:00 <Discord> <10damian> we have our annual conference for all managers today and tomorrow, and our awards night tonight
08:57:00 <Discord> <10damian> so there's no managers in the office until after 1pm today .. and it's party hardy tonight
08:57:00 <Discord> <10damian> this week in my mind is just one giant write off 😛
08:57:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Ahhhh.
08:57:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> LOL
08:57:08 <Discord> <Pantone> im good, have to be out the door at 9.30 so everyone remind me
08:57:14 <Discord> <Pantone> new client - have to impress
08:57:38 Join: Yaboc ([email protected]) to #sydney
08:57:49 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> lhumies
08:59:35 <Discord> <Exo> Are u dressed to impress?
09:00:13 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> exxon
09:00:50 Part: Lumeah ([email protected]) from #sydney
09:03:16 <Discord> <Exo> Howdy jigglet
09:03:22 <Discord> <Pantone> Always am Exo
09:03:42 <Discord> <Exo> :chef:
09:03:52 <Discord> <faux> Wtf
09:03:57 <Discord> <Lish> Peeps
09:04:01 <Discord> <Pantone> LISHHH
09:04:06 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> lishous xx
09:04:15 <Discord> <Pantone> watch out, jiggy is frisky
09:04:33 <Discord> <faux> That was the quickest inspection ever.. She was more interested in my cat than the house. Took 3 photos .. told me about her rabbit. Told me my house smells beautiful and is the cleanest she's seen all week and left.
09:04:36 <Discord> <faux> Was 4 mins of my life
09:04:53 <Discord> <Exo> Who u talking bout?
09:04:55 <Discord> <Lish> Frisky at 9.15am!
09:04:56 <Discord> <faux> Didn't have to take a day off for this
09:05:01 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> cleaned just in time 😉
09:05:11 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> it helps if everyone else is really bad 😉
09:05:12 <Discord> <faux> I had an inspection this morning exo
09:05:29 <Discord> <Pantone> I cant be bad when I am in work mod
09:05:29 <Discord> <Pantone> e
09:05:35 <Discord> <Pantone> i am killing time
09:05:37 <Discord> <Exo> Ahh okay
09:05:39 <Discord> <Pantone> game face on
09:05:39 <Discord> <Cayleen> Nice and fast faux! Now to relax for the rest of the day.
09:05:46 <Discord> <faux> Amen sister
09:05:47 <Discord> <Lish> Yeah I’ve been at work since 7, so I am unfun today
09:05:48 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> who had to be out by 930 ?
09:05:52 <Discord> <Pantone> me
09:05:53 <Discord> <Lish> why aren’t you at work jig?
09:06:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Morning dudes and duddettes
09:06:14 <Discord> <Cayleen> Pantone had to be out by 9:30am
09:06:27 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> half hour behind here
09:06:38 <Discord> <Pantone> its 9.15
09:06:42 <Discord> <Pantone> paces
09:07:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Had a good sleep last night after being seduce by energizer playing the piano for us
09:07:00 <Lumeah> Nm cayleen.. Im just stupid
09:07:29 <Discord> <Pantone> guys i think i have a serious drinking issue
09:07:29 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> just reminding as requested 😉
09:07:38 <Discord> <Pantone> i have a really bad red wine headache
09:07:40 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> we didnt notice
09:07:51 <Discord> <Pantone> I dont wanna be the channel drunk
09:08:00 <Lumeah> But you'll learn this in time
09:08:00 <Discord> <12Exo> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603000365008289850/FB_IMG_1563836786648.jpg
09:08:00 <Lumeah> I don't learn as it seams
09:08:12 <Discord> <Exo> Red wine good for the antioxidants
09:08:19 <Discord> <Pantone> thats right
09:08:24 <Discord> <Pantone> ill be young again in no time
09:08:28 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> dont panic pantone, faux holds that title for now
09:08:47 <Discord> <Pantone> fauxilicious
09:08:49 <Discord> <Exo> Lols
09:09:00 <Discord> <10faux> seams
09:09:17 <Discord> <Lish> hahah channel drunk
09:09:20 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> you can always prop up b1rd for comparison
09:09:25 <Discord> <Lish> It’s ok @damian is also struggling today
09:09:32 <Discord> <Lish> you are not alone Pantone
09:09:33 <Discord> <Pantone> pooor damo
09:09:40 <Discord> <Pantone> pats @damian on the head
09:09:41 <Discord> <Lish> don’t pity him!
09:09:44 <Discord> <damian> hello
09:09:46 <Discord> <damian> im dying
09:09:47 <Discord> <damian> please help me
09:09:52 <Discord> <damian> i need bosom to make my head feel better
09:09:59 <Discord> <Lish> haha
09:10:00 <Discord> <12Exo> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603001048470126592/FB_IMG_1563704909788.jpg
09:10:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hello Exo
09:10:01 <Discord> <faux> Hey what
09:10:02 <Discord> <Pantone> lol
09:10:04 <Discord> <faux> I'm an angel
09:10:16 <Discord> <damian> rests head on <@!602076299124539402>'s bosom
09:10:24 <Discord> <Lish> ok work time
09:10:28 <Discord> <Lish> Later peeps
09:10:39 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> later lishous xxx
09:10:41 <Discord> <Pantone> see ya Lish
09:10:47 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> luv ya
09:10:53 <Discord> <faux> Why am I invalid user
09:10:55 <Discord> <Pantone> 1 more mouthful of coffee and i am out too
09:11:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> We're all stupid in some way Lumeah lol
09:11:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Morning cayleen :monalisa:
09:11:00 <Discord> <10faux> Speak for yourself m8 I'm a genius
09:11:00 <Discord> <10faux> 😋
09:11:16 <Discord> <damian> you're leaving the house today pantone?
09:11:21 <Discord> <faux> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603365907850461336/Screenshot_20190724-092015_Discord.jpg
09:11:24 <Discord> <damian> man if i worked from home i would never
09:11:32 <Discord> <damian> haha <@!602076299124539402>
09:11:33 <Discord> <Pantone> yeah, it sucks
09:11:35 <Discord> <damian> @faux
09:11:39 <Discord> <faux> IT HAPPWNED AGAIN
09:11:39 <Discord> <damian> there's two faux's in here
09:11:40 <Discord> <faux> Oh therw
09:11:43 <Discord> <faux> That's better
09:11:46 <Discord> <damian> one is @ faggot, the other is @ faux
09:11:46 <Discord> <faux> He's a fake faux
09:11:51 <Discord> <damian> yeah
09:12:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Lols
09:12:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Where do you work exo?
09:12:06 <Discord> <faux> I changed his Nick to faggot
09:12:10 <Discord> <damian> oh hahahah
09:12:19 <Discord> <faux> :D
09:13:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Someone plz I need toast
09:13:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I'd make it for you if I could Floss.
09:13:18 <Discord> <Exo> Looooool
09:13:32 <Discord> <Exo> Theres already a fgt emoji
09:14:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I only had a sausage sammich yesterday but I was happy with that
09:14:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> That's not much 😦
09:14:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It was too notch
09:14:19 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> can you boot mee6 out of the game room
09:14:41 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> i need a hot-bod-bot
09:15:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I don't have any more cooked snags now
09:15:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Wahh
09:15:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Awww. Gotta get more. Sent the man to fetch some
09:15:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> *send
09:15:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Morning floss
09:15:00 <Discord> <12Exo> I work for city west water
09:16:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> AFK for a bit. Dishes.
09:16:00 <Discord> <05Floss> He's buggered off to syd for parts and didn't take me 😭
09:16:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I wanna see the big smoke
09:16:22 <Discord> <Pantone> Ok babes, its been wonderful but I am out. xx
09:17:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Do you swing off a wrench exo?
09:17:10 <Discord> <Cayleen> Laters Pantone
09:17:20 <Discord> <Cayleen> I'm also AFK. Toddler.
09:17:40 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> the one that shits bricks?
09:17:45 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> leaving bruises
09:18:00 <Discord> <12Exo> I swing off a big hammer
09:18:15 <Discord> <Floss> What the hell faux. I washed my own hair. Where the hell were you
09:18:26 <Discord> <Exo> Sounds like u want Mudae there
09:18:40 Join: aaaaa ([email protected]) to #sydney
09:18:46 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> why is faux invisinle?
09:18:59 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> invisible
09:19:05 <Discord> <Exo> Stealth mode
09:19:17 <Discord> <Floss> She's dodging he responsibilities
09:19:30 <Discord> <Exo> I stealth mode sometimes to spy on people
09:19:37 <Discord> <Floss> My legs won't shave themselves faux
09:19:51 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> wax time! rip rip rip
09:19:52 <Discord> <Exo> :glasses:
09:20:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I chopped wood in thigh high boots a while back
09:20:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I can swing off a log splitter with the big boys
09:20:39 <Discord> <Floss> Who dat exo
09:21:23 <Discord> <Exo> Glasses
09:21:38 <Discord> <Exo> @o-o
09:22:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Back. Chores all done for now.
09:22:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> When does he return Floss? Get him to buy you some delicious food to bring back.
09:23:00 <Discord> <10damian> can you come do my chores as well please
09:23:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm flat out watching Gordon Ramsey
09:23:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Busy busy
09:23:10 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> time to scramble see you on the other side
09:23:31 <Discord> <Floss> There's someone called glasses?
09:25:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Pay me with food damian lol
09:25:00 <Discord> <10damian> what kind of food?
09:25:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Gordon Ramsey is entertaining
09:26:00 Part: o_ ([email protected]) from #sydney
09:26:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Cards and sweet stuff. All the bad stuff for me hahaha. I'm craving subway, also cheesecake, coffee...
09:26:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> *Carbs
09:26:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Buy some floss pork buns
09:26:00 <Discord> <10damian> hahaha
09:27:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Oh those sound good Exo. I'm totally telling my mum to get me some when she visits lol.
09:27:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Which is under 2 months from now.
09:28:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Such a long wait
09:28:00 <Discord> <10damian> i am not craving anything, i try and keep cravings under control .. else i fatten up too easily
09:29:00 <Discord> <12Exo> I know u craving a hungry jacks hunger tamers damian
09:29:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Oh I want hungry jacks now!! I want some beef
09:30:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hubby said he'd get me the ultimate meatball sub for dinner tonight. Nom nom nom
09:30:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I fatten up easily too damian.
09:30:00 <Discord> <10damian> nah
09:30:00 <Discord> <10damian> i had maccas for dinner last night though, that was some good stuff. it's been a few months since maccas
09:31:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Mmm maccas...
09:31:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Cayleen
09:31:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yes sexy lady?
09:31:00 <Discord> <05Floss> My tummy is really sore all the muscles really hurt is it too early for me to get one of those stretchy band things to give me support
09:32:12 <Octane> me0w.
09:33:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> That really sucks Floss. 😦 The body is changing so fast and stretching. I honestly don't know. I never used any of those things while pregnant. I don't see why it'd be a problem?
09:33:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I should ask dr google
09:33:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Dr google better not say you're dying lol
09:33:00 <Discord> <10damian> watch out
09:33:35 <Discord> <Floss> Morning chief
09:33:42 <Octane> How many last night?
09:34:00 <Discord> <10damian> if you use one of those stretchy bands before the baby is developed, you'll squish it into a weird shape
09:34:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I do swimming and walking and stuff that doesn't help so I rest it and that only helps till I move again I'm finding I'm holding my pelvis in constantly to try and prevent the soreness
09:34:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol I'll have a stewie
09:34:00 <Discord> <10damian> exactly!
09:34:11 <Discord> <Floss> No he needs time
09:34:15 <Discord> <Floss> It's frustrating
09:34:28 <Discord> <Floss> It's blown out from 24 hours to a few days
09:34:42 <Octane> I haven't had sex in so long I've lost hearing in my right eye.
09:34:56 <Discord> <Floss> I sympathize
09:35:00 <Discord> <10damian> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603007140956995595/unknown.png
09:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603007254714777601/Screenshot_2019-07-23-09-34-32-76.png
09:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol I'll just have an epidural
09:35:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Stewie had a round head shaped until he bumped it against the ceiling or something. I can't remember lol
09:35:00 <Discord> <10damian> how far along are you?
09:35:27 <Discord> <Floss> It's not fair cause he waits till I fall asleep before coming to bed so I can't ravage him
09:36:00 <Discord> <05Floss> 13 weeks yesty so 3 months one week
09:36:00 <Discord> <10damian> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOUAU6Q4fzk
09:36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How did stewie get his head shape (Jan 24, 2018) Length: 0 - Category: Gaming - 1,393 views - 27 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
09:36:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yeah that one damian lol
09:36:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Looool yes!!!
09:37:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I hope you get some sort of relief from all the pain Floss. I wish I could tell you it gets better, but it doesn't.
09:38:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I think I just have to put up with it because they aren't really compression
09:38:00 <Discord> <05Floss> They're more to cover the tum
09:38:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> You'll be in so much discomfort come the following months. You're in so much now already.
09:38:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Ahh yeah.
09:39:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's weird cause last time I was soooo much more terrified but the discomfort wasn't this bad
09:39:00 <Discord> <05Floss> This time I've been excited the whole way thru and so grateful for the chance but I'm a.lot more sore it's strange
09:39:55 <Discord> <faux> AHOY
09:39:58 <Octane> Is it possible to become a virgin again?
09:39:58 <Discord> <faux> Soz I was working
09:40:00 <Discord> <faux> From bed.
09:40:00 <Octane> I think I've become one.
09:40:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'll be right
09:40:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> All pregnancies are different. This one differs to the first for me as well.
09:40:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'll just eat more sausages in the bath
09:40:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> You can do this! To think there's a tiny lil baby moving around in your tum tum right now.
09:40:04 <Discord> <faux> It is glorious
09:40:04 <Octane> Hello, faux.
09:40:06 <Octane> Living the dream.
09:40:08 <Octane> Pants optional.
09:40:12 <Discord> <faux> Hi love
09:40:15 <Octane> xx.
09:40:15 <Discord> <faux> Pfft who needs pants
09:40:24 <Discord> <faux> I'm invoicing people nekkid
09:40:29 <Discord> <Floss> I have undies on
09:40:30 <Octane> Perfect.
09:40:31 <Discord> <faux> TAKE THAT. PAY UP.
09:40:37 <Discord> <Floss> Top half is dressed tho
09:40:42 <Discord> <faux> Pix
09:40:51 <Discord> <faux> I'm just cocooned in a blanket
09:40:55 <Discord> <faux> I never wanna move
09:41:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yes I'm excited for kicks :)
09:41:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Till it's bigger and it shits me
09:41:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yep lol. I'm at that point now hahaha
09:41:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> But then when Belle isn't as active, I'm like "Move for mummy please..." later "OUCH! Ok, you're still alive. But... less violent please... OUCH!!!!"
09:41:00 <Discord> <05Floss> She must've done a massive backflip or something while I was talking to a midwife and I yelled hahaha
09:41:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Hahahaha yess
09:41:10 <Discord> <Floss> I have to have my blood pressure checked at 12:30
09:41:19 <Discord> <Floss> Hopefully it's not shit I wanna go to aldi
09:41:19 <Discord> <faux> Wooossaaa
09:41:53 <Discord> <faux> I'm thinking about lunch already
09:42:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hahaha
09:42:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It felt soooo intense
09:42:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> That's good! Healthy lil bub
09:42:00 <Discord> <10damian> is this your second child Floss?
09:42:01 <Discord> <faux> I had an up & go for breaky
09:42:36 <Discord> <Floss> I'm learning about gardening
09:42:36 <Discord> <Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603373771516018718/JPEG_20190724_095013.jpg
09:43:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yeah I lost my first baby
09:44:00 <Discord> <05Floss> This time I'm with the person I'm supposed to be with and I have so much more support
09:44:00 <Discord> <10damian> oh, sorry to hear it
09:44:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's just nature it sucks but it happens
09:44:23 <Discord> <faux> LOl
09:44:39 <Discord> <faux> I'm playing sims on me phone
09:44:46 <Discord> <faux> The shitty version
09:45:00 <Discord> <10damian> yeah, just have to keep going
09:45:00 <Discord> <05Floss> She's in a little box next to me while isl sleep :)
09:45:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Awwww
09:46:00 <Discord> <05Floss> That sounds mental...her ashes are in a little box
09:46:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's not like I had her stuffed
09:46:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> That makes me sad.
09:46:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol woops haha
09:46:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's all ok she's safe
09:46:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Lol all good. I just empathize alot with mothers.
09:46:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's weird when it happens to you
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09:47:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It only happens on the news and you think oh that poor lady
09:47:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yeah true
09:47:00 <Discord> <05Floss> But you deal
09:47:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yeah life goes on.
09:47:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Baby is back in the universe
09:48:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm a little bit worried about my mental state of it turns out I'm having another girl but I have councillors on stand by
09:48:04 <Discord> <Floss> I'm trying to get her knocked up
09:49:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> When the time comes you'd be surprised how strong you are mentally.
09:50:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I've bought baby clothes with Volkswagen's on them lol
09:50:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's only boy clothes with cars on
09:50:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'll just chuck a pink hat on her
09:51:12 <Discord> <energizer> has the day off
09:51:15 <Discord> <energizer> working on my book
09:51:29 <Discord> <energizer> in halfa gotta take my car to get the wheels balanced
09:56:00 <Discord> <10damian> how far along can you tell the sex?
09:56:01 <Discord> <energizer> drove the fiancee on the freeway last night and she's clutching her tits cuz the car was shaking so much
09:56:05 <Discord> <energizer> pretty lollerful
09:56:52 <Discord> <Cayleen> Omg x.x
09:56:57 <Discord> <Cayleen> That would freak me out too.
09:57:07 <Discord> <Cayleen> $325 woolworths order 😦
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10:00:04 <Discord> <Floss> I don't think we have the fridge space for that much food
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10:01:30 <Discord> <Cayleen> Oh my fridge isn't that full lol. Plenty of space it in.
10:01:34 <Discord> <Cayleen> Just baby stuff costs alot.
10:01:50 <Discord> <Floss> I saw Coles had newborn nappies for 25
10:01:54 <Discord> <Floss> The Huggies ones
10:02:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hahaha Floss
10:02:04 <Discord> <Cayleen> Huggies is my go to nappy.
10:02:27 <Discord> <Cayleen> Expensive but Zed has sensitive skin. Other brands may give him a rash.
10:02:44 <Discord> <Floss> Yeah I might get a box
10:03:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Around 16-20 weeks damian
10:05:00 <Discord> <10damian> so in a few weeks for Floss?
10:07:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yep
10:08:54 <Octane> Get one for faux, too, so she doesn't even have to leave bed.
10:09:00 <Discord> <10damian> exciting!
10:09:00 <Discord> <10damian> i don't know if i've missed it, but are you going to find out the sex @Floss ?
10:11:55 <Discord> <faux> Lmao
10:14:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I want to sleep so badly.
10:15:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I slept like 14 hours in total with the first pregnancy. Was tired all the time. This pregnancy, I'm getting like 3-5 hours daily lol.
10:15:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> *total daily
10:15:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Once this baby is born, I'm expecting to get maybe 30min daily in the first week lol.
10:18:21 <Octane> Feels good man.
10:18:24 <Octane> Warm.
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10:30:00 <Octane> Good morning, beautiufls.
10:30:00 <Octane> Beautifuls, too.
10:32:00 <Discord> <10damian> what's your husbands name tami?
10:33:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hello Octane
10:33:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Why damian? Going to do a search? lol
10:34:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Aaron
10:34:00 <Discord> <10damian> haha no
10:34:00 <Discord> <10damian> i just don't like saying things like 'your husband' all of the time
10:35:00 <Discord> <10damian> is he taking time off work once you pop?
10:37:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Ahh ok lol. Well people online know him as Tank.
10:37:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yeah. I'm luckily he has long service leave (army) saved up. So he'll be taking around 3 months off.
10:37:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Mum will be flying up to help me around 1 week before I'm due in case the baby comes early. And maybe stay 1-2 weeks after the baby is born.
10:38:00 <Discord> <10damian> oh yeah, i forgot you said he was in the service
10:38:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yeah.
10:38:00 <Discord> <10damian> where does your mum live?
10:38:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> All the way back in Sydney. My hometown. Very far from where I live now, Townsville.
10:39:00 <Discord> <10damian> does he get parental leave in the army?
10:39:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603023349593145344/IMG20190723103606.jpg
10:39:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Entertain me plz
10:39:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yes, he gets 2 weeks off.
10:39:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hahaha, cutie!
10:39:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Make her fetch you some toast.
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10:40:00 <Discord> <05Floss> She's outside poopin
10:40:00 <Discord> <10damian> d'ya really wanna eat toast that's been in a dogs mouth..
10:41:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Gotta teach the dog to walk on its hind legs and somehow carry things in its front paws first. With gloves on.
10:41:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603023885624934421/IMG20190723103958.jpg
10:41:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Although many people let their dogs lick their faces and even mouth...
10:41:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I think it's stuck
10:41:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hahaha, that pooping stance.
10:43:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Ugh, toddler feeding time now. I hope he feeds well... AFK
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10:44:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Good luck
10:44:07 <Discord> <Floss> I have no appetite
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10:58:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I want KFC what the hell is happening to me
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11:03:09 <Discord> <Cayleen> Poor Floss. 😦
11:04:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> He fed well this time. Yay 😄
11:04:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Baby wants food! Can you get KFC?
11:05:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yeah it's literally walking distance away
11:05:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Not that I'll walk
11:06:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> The kitchen is too far, let alone a walk down the street with your sore body.
11:06:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I walked into the kitchen and just couldn't do anything
11:06:13 <Discord> <Exo> Im sooooooo drunnbkkkkkkkkk
11:06:40 <Discord> <Cayleen> What? Already? On a wednesday? lol
11:08:17 <Octane> MzMvp, have you got dungeon captives?
11:09:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I'd make you a delicious sandwich if I could
11:11:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Even if they delivered I'd have to open the door
11:12:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> True lol
11:13:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> But that's the easiest option right now with the least effort
11:13:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Mmmmmmm kfc
11:14:37 <Discord> <faux> Lmao
11:15:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Don't start Exo. When I see you all I think of is food hahaha
11:18:00 <Discord> <05Floss> When does KFC open
11:18:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Is it 12?
11:18:48 <Discord> <faux> Ok I'm bored at home
11:18:51 <Discord> <faux> Lol
11:19:00 <Discord> <faux> Whats for lunch peep
11:19:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I thought 11am
11:19:07 <Discord> <faux> S
11:19:40 <Discord> <Floss> Lol why is exo drunk
11:19:50 <Octane> I made a 24 hour slow cooked beef stew with potatoes and other vegetables.
11:20:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's open now should I just go
11:20:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> The KFC at my place is opened already.
11:20:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm a bit worried that I'm not interested in eating
11:20:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yes. Satisfy your craving!
11:20:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's been 2 days
11:20:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> No it's normal.
11:20:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I had zero appetite in the first trimester with Zed.
11:20:00 <Discord> <05Floss> And I banged last night I should be starving
11:20:14 <Discord> <faux> Yum give me some
11:20:25 <Octane> I'll save you some.
11:20:26 <damian> ILL GIVE YOU SOME IN A MINUTE!
11:20:27 <damian> not really
11:20:34 <Discord> <faux> SHUDDUP
11:20:37 <Discord> <faux> Fight me
11:20:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Octane
11:20:42 * Octane dcc send faux beef_stew
11:20:47 <damian> do i look like i want to be ass kicked by a girl?
11:20:52 <Discord> <faux> Do u deliver octane
11:20:57 <Octane> Where are you?
11:21:09 <Discord> <faux> Woah I read that as do I want my asslicked
11:21:13 <Discord> <faux> Sydaneeeee
11:21:16 <Octane> Cheers for the +v damian. :D
11:21:20 <Octane> OK, I can be there in 3 hours.
11:21:26 <Discord> <faux> Canberra?
11:21:34 <Octane> Aye.
11:21:39 <Discord> <faux> Pfft too long I'll be withered away
11:22:01 <Octane> I'm considering moving back to Sydney. Though, I prefer the cold and dry humidity of here.
11:22:14 <Discord> <faux> Y u m i love cold
11:22:28 <Discord> <Floss> I'm about an hour from Canberra
11:22:28 <Octane> My contract ends in November. If I can secure a similarly-paying job up there, then I'll move back in with my mum.
11:22:29 <Discord> <faux> Humidity can suck a fat turd
11:22:33 <Discord> <Floss> It's a weird place
11:22:34 <Octane> Where are you, Floss?
11:22:44 <Discord> <faux> Aw mumsy
11:22:44 <Discord> <Floss> Southern Highlands
11:22:55 <Discord> <faux> GREAT SOUTHERN LANDDDDD
11:22:55 <Octane> Ah, nice!
11:23:06 <Discord> <damian> pew pew pew
11:23:14 <Discord> <Floss> Horse won't fit in apartment
11:23:19 <Discord> <damian> how's the fam today
11:23:47 <Discord> <faux> I fit in an apartment
11:23:51 <Discord> <faux> neighs
11:23:56 <Discord> <damian> you'll just have to go virtual horses Floss
11:23:57 <Discord> <damian> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LCafrlrV28
11:24:01 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Let's Ride! Riding Star / Riding Star 3 (part 1) (Horse Game) (Aug 26, 2014) Length: 10:18 - Category: Gaming - 28,337 views - 101 likes (85.6%), 17 dislikes (14.4%)
11:24:05 <Octane> Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
11:24:12 <Discord> <faux> LeTs RiDe
11:24:29 <Discord> <Floss> Aww I had the very first one
11:24:36 <Discord> <Floss> I want the newer one!
11:24:37 <Discord> <faux> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603399444402012210/unknown.gif
11:24:38 <Octane> Where in Sydney are you, faux?
11:24:44 <Discord> <damian> haha i know
11:24:52 <Discord> <Floss> I haven't been able to find a pirate of it
11:24:52 <Discord> <faux> Mt druitt m8
11:24:52 <Discord> <faux> Lol jk
11:24:54 <Discord> <faux> Yuck
11:24:59 <Discord> <faux> I m .... west..ish
11:25:01 <Octane> Wait, what?
11:25:06 <Octane> My mum's in Rooty Hill. lol.
11:25:08 <Discord> <Floss> Lol you'd be slum Lord faux
11:25:19 <Discord> <faux> Aw good ol Blacktown council
11:25:21 <Discord> <faux> Nah I don't live there
11:25:32 <Discord> <faux> I'm...west....er
11:25:34 <Octane> I don't mind it out there. Nice big yard.
11:25:37 <Octane> Penrif.
11:25:39 <Discord> <faux> Hehehe rooty
11:25:47 <Discord> <faux> Nah not the riff m8
11:25:53 <Octane> Faulconbridge.
11:25:56 <Discord> <faux> Shoosh stop guessing I'm feeling.vu l nerable
11:25:56 <Octane> All the vowels!
11:26:25 <Discord> <faux> I wish discord recorded voice clips
11:26:32 * Octane disengages stalk mode.
11:26:37 <Discord> <faux> I wanna yell profanities
11:26:52 <Discord> <Floss> I have all light foundation and it's fucking yellow on me
11:27:12 <Discord> <faux> :(
11:27:22 <Discord> <faux> Chinky
11:27:49 <Discord> <faux> WHO AM I CHINGYY wassup why yo ass so chinky
11:27:55 <Discord> <faux> What even is that song
11:28:01 <Discord> <faux> Why is it in my head now
11:28:26 <Discord> <damian> hmm
11:28:26 <lx> ...ah huh...
11:28:32 <Discord> <damian> i did a quick check for Riding Star 3 for you Floss
11:28:42 <Discord> <damian> i'm not sure you'd want what i found
11:28:57 <Discord> <damian> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603400537081249813/unknown.png
11:29:06 <Discord> <Floss> Lol
11:29:09 <Discord> <faux> Chad
11:29:11 <Discord> <faux> Lool
11:29:12 <Discord> <Floss> Yeah that's what I get too
11:29:22 <Discord> <faux> Mmm riding dick whilst make waffles
11:29:31 <Discord> <faux> Sounds like a Saturday
11:29:34 <Discord> <damian> it does sound good
11:29:49 * Octane has the weirdest boner.
11:30:06 <Discord> <faux> Are your boners ever not weird occy
11:30:22 <Octane> I'm nothing if not consistent.
11:30:29 <Discord> <faux> Haha
11:30:32 <Discord> <faux> Goodo
11:31:51 <Discord> <Floss> I'm out of strip lashes
11:32:09 <Discord> <Floss> I'm pissed off
11:33:34 <Discord> <Floss> Last night I dreamed I pulled a bolt out of my cheek and it left a hole
11:34:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Belle has the hiccups.
11:36:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Ok imgoing for kfc
11:36:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Ohhhh cayleen how cute!!!!!
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11:40:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm in PJs and big sunglasses
11:40:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Rollin
11:48:00 <Octane> How many fingers last night?
11:48:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm excited for chicken
11:48:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Oh I'm not sure should I ask?
11:49:00 <Octane> If you want to give me a weird boner, sure.
11:50:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yay KFC!
11:50:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hello Octane
11:51:00 <Octane> Hey, Tam.
11:51:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> It feels weird having you call me Tam. Nobody calls me that aside from my parents lol
11:51:00 <Discord> <10faux> I wanna smash everyone today
11:51:00 <Discord> <10faux> Mm Tim tam
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11:52:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Smash as in sex or as in bash your head in?
11:52:00 <Discord> <10faux> As in bash
11:52:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lol
11:52:00 <Discord> <10faux> Too many dickheads calling me today
11:52:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Ohhh better tread carefully around you then!
11:52:00 <Discord> <10damian> i wanna smash everyone today!
11:52:00 <Discord> <10faux> Na you guys are ok
11:53:00 <Discord> <10damian> in the other way
11:53:00 <Discord> <10faux> Work douches are the target
11:53:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Too bad for them lol
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11:54:00 <Discord> <10faux> lol
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11:55:00 <Discord> <04energizer> yo
11:55:11 <b1rd> i <3 transexuals and im not ashamed to say it
11:56:00 <Discord> <05Floss> He must be busy he won't answer lol
11:56:00 <Discord> <10faux> Hey energyman
11:56:29 <b1rd> btw breaker = b1rd
11:56:34 <b1rd> Zline evading...
11:57:00 <Discord> <04energizer> hey fauxy
11:57:00 <Discord> <10damian> HELLO
11:57:00 <Discord> <04energizer> hey damo
11:57:00 <Discord> <10damian> what's happening man
11:58:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Omg he got 2 in
11:58:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Octane
11:58:00 <Discord> <04energizer> killing time at work until I get lunch
11:58:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I didn't really notice this time
11:58:00 <Discord> <04energizer> well, killing time at work until I get a new job. Generally speaking
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11:59:00 <Discord> <10damian> glares at Floss
11:59:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Wtf is he doing to me
11:59:00 <Discord> <10damian> haha, me too! but i'm not looking for a new job
11:59:00 <Discord> <04energizer> 2 fingers eh
11:59:00 <Discord> <10damian> i actually started doing work about ten minutes ago, it's been a lazy week..
11:59:00 <Discord> <04energizer> same
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11:59:59 <b1rd> Hi loopy frog
12:00:00 <Octane> Tam, maybe I am your daddy.
12:00:00 <Octane> haha.
12:00:00 <Octane> energizer: in her butt, too.
12:00:12 <b1rd> Zline evading again r u?
12:01:00 <Octane> fauxsty.
12:03:00 <Discord> <04energizer> ew, poopy
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12:07:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> work...it's lunch time
12:08:00 <MzMvp> lol what u got for lunch Cath?
12:08:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> one of those superfoods meals and a mandarin
12:09:00 <MzMvp> watching that figure Cath?
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12:09:34 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o HellFury
12:10:10 <b1rd> Hi hellfury
12:10:27 <HellFury> b1rd
12:10:58 <b1rd> I like trannies seriously
12:11:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> good during the week...norty on the weekend ;)
12:11:16 <b1rd> I been doin lot of soul searching
12:11:18 <Discord> <Floss> This isn't news
12:11:30 <b1rd> U guys knew?
12:11:37 <Discord> <Floss> You seem like a take what you can get kinds guy berd
12:11:46 <Discord> <Floss> Kinda*
12:11:46 <b1rd> na
12:12:00 <MzMvp> lol
12:12:00 <MzMvp> lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets
12:12:00 <Octane> Sounds perfect.
12:12:00 <Octane> Is that a description of you, MzMvp?
12:12:03 <Discord> <Floss> How's the car crash shit going hellfury
12:12:11 <HellFury> yah good
12:12:12 <b1rd> If i love a person and they a tranny or guy or girl
12:12:13 <b1rd> Same to me
12:12:28 <b1rd> And nice to cum
12:12:30 <HellFury> got a call from someone coming to assess the damage friday
12:12:40 <HellFury> the car is being picked up soon
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12:13:16 <HellFury> its on like donkey kong
12:14:00 <Discord> <10damian> mmm mandarin
12:14:00 <Discord> <10damian> i've had two of those this week! love them
12:15:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603047495324532821/Screenshot_20190723-121347_Gallery.jpg
12:15:00 <MzMvp> what is this discord thing Cath
12:16:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603047662513815563/20190723_121446.jpg
12:16:00 <Octane> A chat app.
12:16:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I've told him he has ruined me and he is a scoundrel
12:16:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> it's where all the hawties are at ;)
12:17:00 <Discord> <05Floss> He's walking around like proud cock
12:17:00 <MzMvp> all the hawties or just U Cath
12:18:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> c'mon..it's irc..we all be hawt!
12:18:00 <MzMvp> lol
12:18:00 <MzMvp> Cath is HAWT as Hell
12:18:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> the Discord link is in the channel topic i think...come to the dark side..we have cookies!
12:18:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I've had too many KFC burgers to be hawt
12:19:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> haha...we still like ya ;)
12:19:00 <MzMvp> lol
12:20:00 <Discord> <02Octane> Test.
12:21:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> we see you lol
12:21:00 <MzMvp> Cath I have a tasty treat for you
12:22:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> forearms?
12:22:00 <MzMvp> lol
12:25:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm thinking about a bath
12:25:00 <MzMvp> yum forearms with veins
12:26:00 <Octane> After last night, you need more than a bath. Maybe quarantine?
12:26:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603050318275674123/IMG20190723122510.jpg
12:26:00 <Discord> <05Floss> She's walking around with a chip in her mouth
12:27:00 <MzMvp> lol
12:27:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm not letting her take it outside to bury it so she's got the shits on
12:27:00 <MzMvp> cath benny boy had sent me a pic for u
12:27:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603050624803799041/JPEG_20190723_122622.jpg
12:28:00 <MzMvp> but i dont know how to show u
12:28:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> 😂
12:29:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> Discord has a forearms channel ;) lol
12:29:00 <seaner> oooo
12:29:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> hi seaner
12:29:00 <MzMvp> lol
12:30:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I let her outside I cbfed arguing with her
12:31:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> She won lol
12:31:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> How's the KFC?
12:31:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603051591846723584/IMG20190723123013.jpg
12:31:00 <Discord> <05Floss> The silly bitch is burying it
12:32:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It was not bad I dunno if I feel any better for eating it though
12:32:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> ain't nothing like a hot chip covered in dirt
12:32:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I love me a sandy chip -nismo
12:32:06 <b1rd> Yay
12:33:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> lol
12:33:00 <Discord> <02Octane> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603052021687386144/image0.jpg
12:33:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I rarely let her dig because for some stupid reason she dogs with her nose. She's had grass seeds in her eye because of it
12:34:00 <Discord> <05Floss> She's a fkn idiot
12:34:00 <Discord> <05Floss> She can't even dog right
12:34:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> lol
12:34:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol octane
12:34:00 <Octane> :D
12:34:55 <b1rd> How good would a
12:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I didn't even ask for it last night, he was all "turn off the tv dear"
12:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Like um excuse me I'm watching my stories
12:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> "it's distracting"
12:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Well fuck off then
12:35:18 <b1rd> Tranny at the front to bum be then one doin u up the ass with a strapon
12:35:21 <b1rd> Mmm
12:35:45 <b1rd> Reckon youd cum a litre doin that bein in the middle
12:35:47 <b1rd> Or
12:36:25 <b1rd> Even u spooning a girl the tranny girl with strapon from behind
12:36:27 <b1rd> Nice as
12:37:00 <seaner> hi Cath^
12:38:00 <Octane> Cath wasn't joking. There is actually a forearms channel on Discord. How bizarre.
12:38:00 <Octane> I felt a little gay having a look in there.
12:39:00 <Octane> But, I've been advised it's only gay if the balls touch. So, I should be OK.
13:04:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Hi Octane
13:04:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> its the best channel
13:05:00 <Discord> <10faux> WOP
13:05:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lunch time
13:05:04 <HellFury> A woman sets her fanny on fire by accident. Panicking, her husband tells her to stand on the balcony and let the wind blow it out, but she slips and falls.
13:05:04 <HellFury> paddy and murphy are stood below watching the flaming fanny hurtle towards them......
13:05:05 <HellFury> Paddy says, "Is that a comet"....?
13:05:05 <HellFury> "Dont be daft" says murphy,
13:05:05 <HellFury> "Its a twattalite"......!!!
13:06:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> i have corn thins and vegemite
13:06:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> boooring
13:07:00 <Discord> <04energizer> lol hey MzMvp
13:08:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Fucks sake my ankles have started up now
13:09:00 <Discord> <04energizer> https://tenor.com/view/kankle-anckle-cankcle-ankle-cankle-gif-5605412
13:18:00 <Octane> Hey, Pantone. :)
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13:27:00 <Octane> Have you read your law book yet?
13:27:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
13:31:51 <b1rd> Wat a treat! Cute telemarketer came over this morning...
13:31:52 <b1rd> So
13:32:02 <b1rd> I was like gtn out shower
13:32:04 <b1rd> Naked
13:32:14 <b1rd> Ok u reading guys?
13:32:19 <b1rd> Then nekk minnut
13:32:26 <b1rd> I says wait a minute
13:32:32 <b1rd> so
13:32:49 <b1rd> I sees the skinny legs of a yummy little female
13:32:56 <b1rd> Ok fk it ill get dressed
13:33:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> That's no good Floss. 😦
13:33:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Zed only napped for 40min. Suppose to be 2 hours.
13:33:09 <b1rd> Thoufht.. No way missing this chance
13:33:20 <b1rd> So she starta off blah bla her spiel
13:33:36 <b1rd> First thought.. Reject outright
13:33:48 <b1rd> But she cute right had kimd eyes
13:33:51 <b1rd> Ok....
13:33:55 <b1rd> Then
13:34:00 <Lumeah> Little shit
13:34:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yep. Poor thing cried alot before he fell asleep, and woke up crying.
13:34:07 <b1rd> nli thinkin.
13:34:21 <b1rd> How can i turn this shit around
13:34:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U woke up
13:34:31 <b1rd> Na this is hpn
13:34:33 <Discord> <Floss> Lol pong
13:34:35 <b1rd> Then rite
13:34:41 <b1rd> ok im thinkin
13:34:50 <b1rd> Ill signal to her
13:35:05 <b1rd> Ever so subtly that i May be interested
13:35:08 <b1rd> lol
13:35:20 <b1rd> She goes on askin for me bill
13:35:34 <b1rd> And she bit cryin by this stage
13:35:47 <b1rd> But i nice guy rite guys not rapissssd
13:35:48 <b1rd> Si
13:35:50 <b1rd> So fkn
13:36:06 <b1rd> We like continuing on
13:36:27 <b1rd> I fort id ease the tension by opening and selecting a banana
13:36:37 <b1rd> Then eating it in front her
13:36:53 <b1rd> She still not gettin msg
13:37:00 <b1rd> Bit slow i thinks
13:37:02 <b1rd> So
13:37:03 <b1rd> Ok
13:37:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Did I give it head job
13:37:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U
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13:37:20 <b1rd> Hands in pockets move my crotch around subtlety
13:37:24 <b1rd> Not too much
13:37:41 <b1rd> She sorta stillllll not work out wat i afters
13:37:42 <b1rd> So
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13:38:01 <b1rd> Like god damn gurl i answered the door doin up my shirt
13:38:04 <b1rd> Come in hun
13:38:06 <b1rd> But yea
13:38:45 <b1rd> Then i laughin bit like fat hairy spider but supressed so like funny laff
13:38:51 <b1rd> Ok
13:39:00 <b1rd> Still not she comin in for trade
13:39:10 <b1rd> Maybe virgin i think
13:39:11 <b1rd> Mmmm
13:39:29 <b1rd> "i coullllld go get my bill..."
13:39:29 <Discord> <Floss> You should be chemically castrated
13:39:36 <b1rd> I say over and over
13:39:37 <b1rd> But
13:39:39 <b1rd> .....
13:39:42 <b1rd> Im lazy...
13:39:57 <b1rd> She finally understand i think and leave aww
13:39:59 <Discord> <Floss> I can't imagine a girl wanting extended interaction with you
13:40:11 <b1rd> she not want sukky for sign up power bill
13:40:18 <Discord> <Floss> You mistake professionalism for romantic interest
13:40:20 <b1rd> :p flossy
13:40:21 <Discord> <Floss> It's sad
13:40:26 <b1rd> ikr
13:40:38 <b1rd> Rest me bro
13:40:51 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Did u wank
13:40:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> After
13:41:04 <b1rd> I was wankin before she knock
13:41:10 <b1rd> Then i got showers
13:41:33 <b1rd> So i had that freshly wanked off look on my face
13:41:41 <b1rd> was cool
13:41:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U always wank
13:41:54 <b1rd> Woulda easiltmy fkd her
13:42:00 <b1rd> Yea it nice
13:42:32 <b1rd> Na nice girl
13:42:42 <b1rd> But she com e my door
13:42:54 <b1rd> So it natural to hit on her
13:43:21 <b1rd> Dnt u think? Plus everyone hate telemarketer rite
13:43:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Fly in spiders trap
13:43:30 <b1rd> Lol
13:43:35 <b1rd> Bzzzzzz
13:43:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She prob missing now
13:43:55 <b1rd> ^ lol
13:44:07 <b1rd> Dont forget ur rape kit bro
13:45:00 <MzMvp> hi energizer
13:45:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Awww poor love
13:45:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Zed is me
13:45:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Can't eat or sleep, sore miserable
13:45:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> How much u get 4 disability pension
13:45:52 <b1rd> quite lots but
13:46:00 <Discord> <05Floss> We need to talk lol
13:46:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Awww... 😦
13:46:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I
13:46:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I'm afraid you'll be sleep deprived for awhile even after the baby is born lol
13:46:18 <b1rd> U gotta go down on the health services australias doctors umm relo
13:46:32 <b1rd> Like lick her out fuk her good then she put u on
13:46:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> How much u get a week
13:46:48 <b1rd> Find rite contacts... Follow ur penis young jedi....
13:47:00 <HellFury> *stuffs hand in mouth and giggles hard*
13:47:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Lol what are you doing HellFury? Acting like a toddler?
13:47:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U liek penis
13:47:46 <b1rd> Like my penis yea
13:47:57 <b1rd> oi pong did i tells ya
13:48:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/vzMaEkH
13:48:00 <HellFury> bad idea to laugh hard at that joke when you have your parents here
13:48:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> LOL
13:48:00 <HellFury> i had to show mum
13:48:09 <b1rd> I wanna fuck trannies like beeehhh
13:48:16 <b1rd> cool huh
13:48:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Do 1
13:48:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Suck them
13:49:00 <HellFury> i saw someone do that at a strip club
13:49:00 <HellFury> sister in laws hens party we hit clubs and strip clubs
13:49:00 <HellFury> lol
13:49:00 <HellFury> legit saw someone do this to a lady
13:49:00 <Discord> <04energizer> MzMvp wyd
13:50:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I'd be pissed if I was stripper. My money!
13:50:00 <HellFury> lol
13:51:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol
13:51:00 <HellFury> no worse than two pros waiting for next john and one burps... the other says it's gonna be a good night i already smell cock in the air.... the one who burps say i just burped
13:53:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Ewww
13:54:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Ugh time to feed the toddler again. AFK
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13:55:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o e|f
13:57:00 <HellFury> i hate this tennis elbow
13:57:20 * e|f is here
13:57:29 <e|f> people seem to liek elf
13:58:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No u tolk of pong
13:58:22 <e|f> oh
13:59:02 <e|f> i got some fish and chips with vinegar on the chips, plus a 6pk of heineken
13:59:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nice
13:59:29 <e|f> vinegar on chips is a UK thing
13:59:33 <e|f> nostalgia!
13:59:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Do u work
13:59:52 <e|f> not today
14:00:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wot u do
14:00:15 <e|f> today i am confined to the hermit life
14:00:18 <e|f> and lovin' it
14:01:00 <Octane> 'ey.
14:01:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U on pension
14:02:00 <e|f> sup :)
14:03:00 <Octane> wIRCing.
14:03:00 <e|f> Weird Al is funny
14:03:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm trying to make my sim preggo
14:03:00 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF4DZDHn3dk
14:03:00 <Discord> <05Floss> She's being frigid
14:03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Party in the C.I.A lyrics (Dec 3, 2011) Length: 2:59 - Category: Entertainment - 976,674 views - 6,158 likes (97.6%), 154 dislikes (2.4%)
14:04:00 <e|f> i played the original The Sims maybe sixteen years ago
14:05:00 <Octane> Shift F + U + N + D + S.
14:05:00 <Octane> Oh, wrong game.
14:05:00 <Octane> That was Sim City. Back in 1991. :O
14:05:00 <e|f> there was a cheat to get money on The Sims
14:06:00 <Octane> You'd get money, but, then a disaster would strike, such as an earthquake or Godzilla.
14:06:00 <e|f> simoleans or whatever the currency was
14:06:00 <e|f> how about the Road Rash motorbike game for the Sega Megadrive (90s)
14:06:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Money is fine she just won't get knocked up
14:07:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Oh elf that sounds familiar
14:07:00 <e|f> maybe your sim needs marriage counselling or whatever
14:10:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Oh we had a game on PC in the 90s....fuck my brother would remember the name
14:10:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It was animals in racecars
14:10:00 <Octane> Leisureeee Suittttt Larry.
14:10:00 <HellFury> mmm chicken parma
14:10:00 <Octane> Suit.
14:10:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Ohhhh yes octane hahaha
14:10:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Loved that one
14:11:00 <Octane> Damnit, going through multiple connections and my keyboard is lagging.
14:11:00 <Discord> <05Floss> When he went on the game show
14:11:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yay Zed ate his food. Also managed to cut his toe nails while he was distracted with a rusk and TV
14:11:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Accidentally cut a bit of his skin though. He didn't flinch lol
14:12:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Aww he's a good man
14:14:00 <e|f> i suppose the first computer-based game i recall from the 90s would have to be DOOM 2 on networked Windows 95 machines
14:14:00 <e|f> 486, baby. don't need anything any faster than that
14:15:00 <e|f> 64 MB of RAM is more than enough anyone will ever need
14:15:00 <Discord> <05Floss> GTA 1
14:16:00 <e|f> classic
14:16:00 <Discord> <05Floss> We used to play it on the network burnt brother wasn't allowed to kill me, we had to play follow the leader or I'd crack the shits
14:16:00 <Discord> <05Floss> But*
14:17:00 <e|f> some of those games can now be easily downloaded off the internet for free and played on a computer with a ROM emulator
14:17:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Pinball was my first game I think lol
14:17:00 <e|f> small file size
14:17:00 <e|f> most if not all of those old computer and console games
14:18:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yeah
14:18:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I got a horse game called Riding Star. First night I played for 7 hours
14:18:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I think I was about 10 lol
14:19:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Lol nice
14:19:00 <HellFury> lol at doom
14:19:00 <HellFury> that was my first game
14:19:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I think it can be downloaded for nothing now
14:19:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yeah we had doom too 😂
14:19:00 <Discord> <05Floss> The good old days
14:20:00 <e|f> nintendo 64 and goldeneye 007 - what a way to waste time as a teenager with your friends!
14:20:00 <Discord> <05Floss> No preorder half finished game bullshit
14:20:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> hi floss cay
14:20:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Oh god goldeneye
14:20:00 <HellFury> N64 was good
14:20:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hello jiggy
14:20:00 <HellFury> and just nintendo
14:20:00 <HellFury> Alex the kidd
14:20:00 <Discord> <05Floss> And the Mario where you had planes
14:20:00 <e|f> nintendo 64 reminds me of goldeneye, mario kart, super mario and zelda
14:21:00 <e|f> those crazy gaming controllers
14:21:00 <e|f> heh
14:22:00 <HellFury> burp
14:22:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> hi hellfurfy
14:22:00 <HellFury> jig
14:23:00 <e|f> so simple back then
14:23:00 <e|f> games had an ending - and no social media plug in etc
14:23:00 <e|f> i'm 47 years old and am still trying to complete world of warcraft...
14:23:00 <e|f> haha
14:23:00 <HellFury> lol
14:24:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Can you even complete WoW?
14:24:00 <e|f> i don't know but i think you just keep upgrading on your level status or whatever
14:24:00 <e|f> keep collecting things etc
14:25:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yeah
14:25:00 <Discord> <12Exo> there is no WoW endgame 😛
14:25:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I thought so lol. Just lots of grinding.
14:25:00 <Discord> <12Exo> cause they always come out with new expansions
14:25:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Exo appears here and there out of the blue.
14:25:00 <Discord> <12Exo> i'm a man of mystery
14:25:00 <Discord> <12Exo> just like when people are shouting drinks and karaoke
14:26:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I've avoided warcraft
14:26:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Never played
14:26:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I can't play it. Gives me motion sickness.
14:26:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Which unfortunately is alot of good games these days...
14:26:00 <Discord> <12Exo> i played it on a private server once with like 5 people
14:27:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Oh wow. 5 people...
14:27:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I know people that have lost all their possessions to warcraft
14:27:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Seems like something to avoid
14:27:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yes. Some crazy fans out there.
14:27:00 <e|f> gaming addiction is fairly common nowadays
14:28:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> It's just like any other big game. People spend heaps of money on it. Forget about the real world.
14:28:00 <e|f> yup
14:28:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hubby is playing some mobile app game. Which was suppose to be casual for him due to having limited time with a toddler and soon baby. But he's so addicted...
14:28:00 <e|f> is it a sex simulator?
14:28:00 <e|f> haha
14:28:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Luckily he puts very little money it in. But he's going against korean players that put in thousands monthly.
14:28:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> LOL!!! No!!
14:29:00 <e|f> phew, good stuff
14:29:00 <e|f> yeah, in some of those games some of the collectables are highly coveted
14:29:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> And VR porn isn't all that great yet. I looked.
14:29:00 <e|f> some shooting game where you can pay a lot of money for a gold weapon or whatever
14:30:00 <Discord> <12Exo> i use to make big bucks from mmorpgs
14:30:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Probably. I don't know lol. I've gotten angry at him before for spacing out over the game instead of doing real life stuff.
14:30:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Before we had the baby, it was all fine. We both played online games together. Can't do it these days.
14:30:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> What kind of big bucks Exo?
14:31:00 <Discord> <12Exo> i use to just buy and sell accounts
14:31:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Ahhh
14:31:00 <Discord> <12Exo> there was one week i made like 3grand LoL
14:31:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Oh wow!!
14:31:00 <e|f> i was addicted to online poker but never wasted much money on it
14:31:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> That's awesome money.
14:31:00 <Discord> <12Exo> yeah back in my uni days
14:32:00 <e|f> one time i played poker for about 26 hours straight
14:32:00 <Discord> <12Exo> can easily get hooked n addicted elf
14:32:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> That's too long elf. Did you wee? lol
14:32:00 <e|f> did i wee?
14:32:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> In a bottle.
14:32:00 <e|f> i kept a coke bottle beside me just for that
14:32:00 <e|f> nah, just kidding
14:32:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> LOL
14:32:00 <Discord> <12Exo> https://tenor.com/view/cartman-poop-shit-maman-le-pot-mom-gif-12486880
14:32:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Wish I could pee in a bottle hahaha
14:32:00 <Discord> <12Exo> more like this
14:33:00 <e|f> i had breaks for food and stuff but yea, must've played for at least a whole day
14:33:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Ugh... gone are those days. Now you gotta adult.
14:33:00 <e|f> yeah, most people when young aren't too good with perception and forward thinking
14:34:00 <e|f> "if i do x... y and z might happen..."
14:34:00 <Discord> <12Exo> yep, the best thing about online gaming was the people u meet
14:34:00 <Discord> <12Exo> still keep contact with plenty of people over the years
14:34:28 <Discord> <Floss> I'm looking at study motivation apps, as if being broke the rest of my life isn't enough motivation
14:35:00 <Octane> Sounds like IRC.
14:35:51 * [[[[[pong]]]]] does plops near Floss
14:36:00 <e|f> IRC is a legitimate cyber sport
14:36:00 <e|f> haha
14:36:56 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol that is true Floss
14:37:00 <e|f> multiplayer notepad
14:39:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> How’s hubby Cayleen
14:39:48 <e|f> pong, please be nice to the chatters here
14:40:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong is
14:40:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U can see that
14:42:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ppl should b nice to pong
14:45:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> lol
14:45:40 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.106.213) from #sydney
14:48:00 <Discord> <12Exo> now where is beagle with that cheese and salami sandwich
14:48:25 <Discord> <Floss> Someone's upset
14:48:39 <e|f> fun thing to do on facebook - find an old school you went to years ago and browse the posts
14:49:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> You're making me hungry again
14:49:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Share
14:49:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Stop being so healthy
14:49:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I know right Floss! lol
14:49:22 <Discord> <Floss> I'm waiting another hour to pick the kid up
14:49:39 <Discord> <Floss> I just wanna go get her now but we paid for after school care
14:49:53 <Discord> <Floss> So at the park derping around
14:50:00 <e|f> :D
14:50:00 <Discord> <12Exo> not eating healthy today
14:50:00 <Discord> <12Exo> it's 10 for 10 kfc tuesdays
14:50:37 <e|f> kk
14:51:00 <Discord> <12Exo> https://tenor.com/view/kfc-chicken-bucket-gif-4476280
14:51:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Mmm nom nom nom
14:51:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Screw it, I'm having icecream right now
14:51:00 <Discord> <12Exo> LoooooL
14:51:00 <Discord> <12Exo> what icecream ya got?
14:51:00 <e|f> kfc is so yummy but my arteries don't agree
14:51:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Bulla split
14:53:00 <e|f> the kfc secret recipe is kept hidden in a very strong safe somewhere along with the only nude picture of mark twain
14:53:00 <e|f> true stories... brb
14:53:00 <Discord> <12Exo> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603087295037440001/a1065361c525a3c3c5212aebb820f8a1.png
14:53:00 <Discord> <12Exo> ever had one of these bad boys?
14:53:00 <Discord> <12Exo> LoL e|f
14:53:03 <Discord> <Floss> Aldi didn't have Epsom salt :/
14:54:00 <e|f> oh wowskies, i remember those
14:55:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Unfortunately no. My childhood wasn't that of money.
14:55:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I wanted to badly but never got the chance.
14:55:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Awww 😭
14:55:00 <e|f> aww
14:55:00 <e|f> well one good thing about adulting is... you can change the whole ball game entirely
14:55:17 <e|f> you want to make a bath?
14:56:00 <e|f> ~_^
14:56:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Food was so cheap back then too! I remember I never got pocket money for food at the canteen in primary school. A classmate felt bad for my brother and I one very hot summer. She gave us 10c for one of those zooper dooper ice block like thingies. We bought one and cut it in half to share. We were like "You sure!?!?! that's alot of money!!!"
14:57:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> That is very true 😃
14:57:00 <e|f> :)
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14:58:00 <Discord> <12Exo> cause of those circumstances u appreciate these thingies so much more
14:58:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> For sure. I'll never forget it. Her name was Penny.
14:58:00 <Octane> Stalk her on Facebook.
14:58:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Penny laneee
14:58:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Now I spoil Zed soooo much lol. The lil turd.
14:58:00 <Discord> <12Exo> hands Pantone a glass of wine
14:59:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Lol thanks babe!
14:59:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Zed the future doctor
14:59:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Almost wine o’clock
14:59:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Nooo! Not a doctor!!!
14:59:00 <Octane> Accountant.
14:59:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Nope. Noooppeee
14:59:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I have the sparkling grape juice but I don't even want it
14:59:38 <Discord> <breaker> LOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ b1rd on the Internet allday
14:59:47 <Discord> <breaker> Get a job you faggot.
15:00:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> None of those jobs that asians always want for their kids. Just nope lol
15:00:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Aww Floss. Save it for another day
15:00:00 <Octane> OK, OK. Actuary.
15:00:00 <e|f> i had pretty much everything in my childhood and now i'm pretty simple and don't want much at all
15:00:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Screw that octane lol.
15:00:07 Part: dazzo2 ([email protected]) from #sydney
15:01:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Lucky duck elf.
15:01:00 <Octane> "Why don't you face book and study."
15:01:00 <Discord> <12Exo> important is to do something u have a passion for and enjoy 😛
15:01:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Exactly Exo.
15:02:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Go to art college
15:02:00 <Octane> And struggle to pay rent. lol.
15:02:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hell no. I studied art. Got me nowhere.
15:02:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Oh 😞
15:02:00 <Discord> <12Exo> yeh quite hard to get a job with a bach of arts degree even
15:02:00 <Octane> Work hard now and make things easy for later on.
15:02:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> It is.
15:03:00 <Octane> It's quite possible to enjoin your passions into a successful career.
15:03:00 <e|f> one engineering student apparently went into the uni toilets and wrote in graffiti above the toilet paper "arts degree dispensor" ...
15:03:00 <Octane> So it feels like you're getting paid for doing a hobby.
15:03:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yeah but not many people get that chance
15:04:00 <e|f> something on my facebook told me some people are now paying others to hug them
15:04:00 <e|f> professional huggers
15:04:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Oh yeah I heard about that.
15:04:00 <e|f> new career path
15:04:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> They just cuddle with you... no sex.
15:04:00 <Octane> The idea is to instill those ethics into the kid while they're growing up. They'll make their own choices which are beneficial to them.
15:04:00 <e|f> yup
15:04:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I could do that job
15:04:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I love cuddles
15:04:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I think you have to be a good listener too.
15:04:00 <Discord> <12Exo> sounds like e|f hasn't heard about people selling bathing water
15:05:00 <Octane> I love your cuddles.
15:05:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Lol!
15:05:00 <e|f> Exo - lol wut
15:05:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hahahahaha
15:05:00 <Discord> <12Exo> i dedicated her picture to the discord avatar
15:05:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> snuggles Octane
15:05:00 <Octane> mm.
15:05:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> That chick as the discord bot. She sold bath water
15:05:00 <Octane> I'm being snuggled by a Victoria's Secret model.
15:05:00 <Discord> <05Floss> That was so silly
15:05:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> HAHAHAHAHA
15:07:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I wish!
15:07:00 <Discord> <12Exo> https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/influencer-offers-used-bath-water-to-thirsty-fans-and-sells-out/news-story/46cf58bb6aeaa9bce1bfb139eca4dffc
15:07:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> You’re cute Octane
15:07:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Model for us Pantone. Strut!
15:07:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Hahahahaha
15:07:00 <Discord> <05Floss> But she doesn't look like that it's all filters
15:07:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's so fucking weird
15:07:00 <Octane> Thanks. I murdered a Care Bear and ate its heart to get this adorable.
15:07:00 <e|f> i've ordered from the Victoria's Secret catalogue before... but it's all a sham... i always only get the women's underwear... the models themselves never turn up on my doorstep
15:07:00 <Discord> <12Exo> people like bozogym and pong buying multiple jars
15:07:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> So many filtered photo these days.
15:07:00 <Octane> By the case.
15:07:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I look 5 years older and 10kg lighter with a filter
15:07:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> *years younger
15:07:00 <Octane> Oh, yeah, that Belle Delphine. *vomit*
15:08:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603090945809973259/JPEG_20190723_150626.jpg
15:08:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Life imitating art
15:08:00 <e|f> that influencer chick is a cutie for sure
15:08:00 <Discord> <12Exo> how dare she tarnish the name Belle!
15:08:00 <Discord> <12Exo> why spend $43 when u can get it cheaper on facebook
15:08:00 <Discord> <12Exo> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603091091113115648/unknown.png
15:09:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I don't understand how they are influencers...what exactly are they influencing
15:09:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I did not name my unborn child after her ok.
15:09:00 <Octane> The decline of society.
15:09:00 <e|f> they're influencing the impressionable young minds of tomorrow
15:09:00 <Octane> Of to a meeting.
15:10:00 <Discord> <12Exo> scary the way the world is heading lmao
15:10:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> hey cath are you still hot as this morning? 😉
15:11:15 <Discord> <Floss> Yeah the Epsom baths are supposed to help
15:11:37 <Discord> <Floss> I dunno if they really do or if it's placebo but I'll try anything'
15:12:30 <e|f> strange you couldn't get it from ALDI - they should sell it
15:13:51 <e|f> tub of ice cream and a fifth of vodka instead, maybe :p
15:14:00 <e|f> it really is a lovely winter's day
15:14:00 <e|f> peppermint tea and music
15:14:00 <e|f> and oh, i'm wearing odd socks... who cares
15:16:00 <e|f> they're new and clean... one is navy blue, the other black
15:16:00 <e|f> back in a bit
15:16:58 Nick: Kezzie is now known as Jules
15:17:11 Quit: Jules ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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15:19:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> jiggy...do you need to ask?
15:19:00 <e|f> does anyone know if there is any way to use an SSL connection to AustNET - the MOTD says nothing...?
15:19:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> how else do i find out if youre alive there?
15:20:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Can someone rub my tummy
15:21:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> rubs floss tummy, wheres my riches?
15:22:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> at least a dose of good luck?
15:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603094612122533898/IMG20190723152105.jpg
15:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Take this you might need it
15:22:40 <e|f> okie dokies, i'mma have a few more beers
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15:23:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603094700861292554/m8QQK.png
15:23:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I am buddha
15:23:00 <Discord> <05Floss> All the luck sir
15:23:00 <e|f> yar, there does not seem to be a way to SSL through on AustNet
15:23:07 Nick: quikBrainExplosion is now known as b1rd
15:23:12 Quit: b1rd ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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15:23:17 <b1rd> https://imgur.com/a/uY3Y3bk
15:23:52 <Discord> <Cayleen> Asked hubby to get baby formula, bananas and bread at the shops after work.
15:24:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> tanx 😉
15:24:00 <e|f> oh well
15:24:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I need to fart
15:24:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Oh the pressure
15:24:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> ducks for cover
15:24:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It hurts
15:24:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> sonics boom
15:24:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> -s
15:24:15 <Discord> <Cayleen> He's so hopeless when it comes groceries. He forgot the bread...
15:25:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It won't come out
15:25:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's scared
15:25:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Someone sing to make button
15:25:00 <e|f> drink some lemon juice with warm water, wait 15 mins
15:25:00 <Discord> <05Floss> My*
15:25:00 <e|f> :p
15:25:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> cue Beagle
15:25:39 Part: beagle ([email protected]) from #sydney
15:25:44 <Discord> <Cayleen> I told him when he was driving on the way to the shops too. Which was like 4 min drive away.
15:27:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I want Eno but it says on the label not to use it if you have high BP or something else that I have
15:27:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> oooh
15:27:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> take exo instead
15:28:00 <e|f> heh
15:28:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> "For pain releif take BEX." (may cause cancer)
15:28:08 <e|f> send shopping list as a txt msg so he can refer back to it on his phone when he's at shops
15:28:23 <e|f> and that's potentially the last 33-year-old pragmatic comment i'll make today, bbiab
15:29:22 Part: MzMvp ([email protected]) from #sydney
15:30:00 <e|f> excess consumption may have a tingling effect
15:30:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm a ride exo wouldn't survive
15:30:30 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol I've given him a list before. With the brand, name of item, even the cost of the item so can't get it confused with a similar product.
15:30:38 <Discord> <Cayleen> 8/10 times he'll get it wrong...
15:31:00 <HellFury> butt floss
15:31:00 <HellFury> opops
15:31:00 <HellFury> wrong window
15:31:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol yes
15:31:07 <Discord> <Cayleen> It does my head it. I'm like "Follow the list!! Don't skim the list, read it!!"
15:31:45 <Discord> <Cayleen> This is a work in progress with him. I will train him to get it right most of the time one day lol. It's been around 3 years now.
15:32:00 <HellFury> sent a friend on fb a pic of a gstring and meant to say butt floss to her
15:33:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Hair is unnoficial butt floss
15:33:00 <HellFury> just add bleach and it becomes MJ
15:33:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> bahahaha
15:33:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> dealing out punishment jax?
15:33:37 <e|f> if he's in the army he's probably already used to being told what to do :p
15:34:00 <HellFury> something like that
15:34:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/unIPHLD
15:34:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's a fun challenge to pull a hair out of the buttcheeks in one piece
15:34:00 <Kezzie> 12 hands Exo his beer and salted nutz
15:34:00 <e|f> hi Kezzie :) hugs
15:35:00 <Kezzie> hugs e|f
15:35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Hiiiiiiii
15:35:00 <Kezzie> hi pong
15:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Niz is my sleep buddy
15:35:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Someone rub my feet plz
15:36:00 <e|f> time for a snack
15:36:49 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol @ b1rd on parole.
15:37:00 <HellFury> FB can suck my balls
15:37:34 <Discord> <Cayleen> Hi
15:38:16 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol
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15:40:00 <e|f> suck on my chocolate salty balls
15:40:00 <e|f> stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
15:40:00 <e|f> anyone who knows what that's from is old schoolerish
15:40:00 <HellFury> south park
15:40:21 <e|f> k so that facebook page for my school only went back a few years
15:40:26 <e|f> i need 1990s
15:40:41 <e|f> nvm
15:41:00 <e|f> HellFury +1 trivia point
15:41:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm over FB also HF
15:41:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's the same shit
15:41:00 <HellFury> almost as good as Terrence and Philips shut your fucking uncle fucker
15:41:00 <Discord> <05Floss> As is tradition
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15:42:00 <e|f> mr hanky
15:42:00 <HellFury> someone hates me on fb keeps reporting my pics
15:42:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Wiping the pudding off her arms
15:42:00 <Discord> <05Floss> As is tradition
15:42:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Lol
15:42:00 <HellFury> i know who itis
15:42:00 <HellFury> she will fuck up and post something and i'll hit her with a report
15:42:50 <e|f> nothing much changes, the school still runs the same activities etc
15:43:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I reported an old high school acquaintance because she kept posting pics of her toddler daughter in bikinis and slut wear
15:43:01 <e|f> just for a new generation of kids
15:44:00 <HellFury> oh this one loves to post ass pics
15:44:00 <HellFury> some with underwear on some not...
15:44:00 <HellFury> next ass pic no underwear to pop up she will hate me
15:44:00 <Discord> <05Floss> That's crazy, she should be on the paid Instagram for that shit lol
15:44:00 <Discord> <05Floss> At least make some money out of it
15:45:00 <HellFury> she posts up on IG also full naked ones
15:45:00 <HellFury> shes really ugly and fat
15:45:00 <HellFury> so
15:45:00 <e|f> you have to wonder about parents posting pics of their kids to facebook... what if the kid grows up and decides that they want no part of that
15:45:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yeah I'll find out it's a boy then make it a FB page....as an unborn baby
15:45:00 <Discord> <05Floss> And force it into it
15:45:17 <Discord> <damian> hiberd
15:46:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Some women are just awful
15:46:00 <HellFury> i ask the kids now if its ok to post their pics
15:46:00 <HellFury> sometimes yes sometimes no
15:46:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yeah I don't post Mariah to fb
15:46:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I share with the fam in messenger
15:46:00 <HellFury> yeah same
15:46:00 <HellFury> twins have fb messenger on their phones but not fb
15:47:00 <HellFury> so i just send their pics tothem
15:47:00 <HellFury> its a way for the boys to connect with direct fam members
15:48:00 <HellFury> this chest cold/infection is making me feel sick
15:48:00 <e|f> well you two are two of the good ones then
15:49:00 <e|f> some women on my facebook post pics of their kids almost as if it's some kind of competition
15:49:00 <e|f> my kid is cuter than yours... "Like"
15:49:00 <HellFury> right
15:49:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I really really want to post an ultrasound pic....maybe just a little hand or foot...but for the moment I'm resisting
15:49:00 <HellFury> or i get if theres a pic of any of my nieces or nephews wow their cute pity your uglier than them
15:49:02 <Discord> <breaker> Pictures or a video of you sucking cock or you taking it up the arse.. or you're trolling and lying as always.
15:49:51 <e|f> >_>
15:50:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm just so proud
15:50:00 <HellFury> lolol my reply i maybe ugly but at least my dick isn't small like yours
15:50:00 <HellFury> tkes them 3 hrs before they realize i insulted them and their dick
15:51:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Maybe next scan I'll get a cute pic and just crop it to the little hands
15:51:16 <e|f> they built discord but they didn't count on the bird
15:51:21 <e|f> fo sho
15:55:00 <e|f> brb
15:55:00 <lx> 1 It'll be quiet without you1 e|f...
15:56:00 <e|f> wonder what my ping is like now for comparison
15:57:32 <e|f> i'm not even there but it doesn't matter - more beer, brb
15:59:12 <b1rd> Mm beer
16:00:09 <Discord> <breaker> No trannie would side with you b1rd.. I mean.. for you to get that dick in pussy feeling.. she would of had to have had the full surgery.. a trannie like that would not side with you. As for a guy turning trannie.. same deal but this will mark you as a faggot because it's a guy
16:00:43 <b1rd> Hello breakies let me read that ^ and gt bak to u in three weeks time lawl
16:01:21 <b1rd> I think id like it breaker
16:01:25 <Discord> <breaker> I say.. you're trolling
16:01:35 <e|f> how would a trannie go about filling out something like a centrelink form
16:01:38 * e|f chuckles
16:01:39 <b1rd> Im not i promise
16:01:55 <b1rd> Na i dnt really like makin porn.
16:02:22 <b1rd> Unless she wants it then ok
16:02:25 <e|f> a voice conversation is going on in the sydney discord ?
16:02:30 <b1rd> y
16:02:34 <b1rd> Ooops
16:02:37 <b1rd> Is it?
16:02:42 <Discord> <breaker> No
16:02:49 <b1rd> Mind if i join in?
16:02:58 <Discord> <breaker> b1rd just wasn't being seen in #sydney
16:03:01 <b1rd> I wont dominate convo
16:03:07 <e|f> breaker ok thx
16:03:08 <b1rd> Got my headphones now
16:04:09 <e|f> it's a bit confusing because you're all in the IRC room too yet are discussing things here
16:04:18 <e|f> but i probably don't want to know anyway :p
16:06:23 <b1rd> ;p
16:06:41 <b1rd> Hi
16:11:00 <e|f> hummies
16:11:00 <Octane> mm?
16:11:00 <e|f> just coded something but my lag is a little bit worse now on this SSL connection
16:12:00 <e|f> no big deal
16:12:00 <e|f> 0.204secs
16:12:00 <e|f> i've seen it at 0.015
16:12:37 <e|f> i got some uber pillows and tested them last night
16:12:40 <e|f> super comfy
16:12:45 * e|f impressed
16:14:00 <e|f> but the latter was on a specific server, not the pool so it's not a fair comparison anyway
16:15:19 <e|f> german and american slang from my lexicon
16:15:23 <e|f> heh
16:15:54 <Discord> <breaker> American people are dumb
16:17:04 <Discord> <breaker> They don't understand basic humour.. they have their own and it's dumb
16:17:59 <e|f> hm well
16:18:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I don't know about Louis ck
16:18:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Didn't he harrass some chicks
16:18:10 <e|f> here is a quote supposedly from Einstein:
16:18:18 <e|f> Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
16:19:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> calling yourselves chicks? thought that was a nono 😉
16:19:00 <Octane> has anyone in Hollywood not?
16:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's ok when we say it
16:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's our word
16:22:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> c word
16:22:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> plenty chixors
16:25:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> Plenty of Lish
16:28:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I haven't gone down for my sleep yet
16:28:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Me either
16:28:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Im at the Drs
16:28:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Waiting sigh
16:29:00 <e|f> one experience you must try for sore feet - massage in some deep heat massage cream, leave on and put socks on feet immediately after
16:29:00 <e|f> :D
16:29:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm going tomorrow and next we'd :( I have to have a heart ultrasound
16:29:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> 😦
16:29:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Ooh elf thank you
16:29:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'll have to check if it's ok to use atm
16:29:00 <e|f> i'll do it for you but my going rate is $35 per hour
16:29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1So boring here
16:29:00 <e|f> haha
16:30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Now full old ladies
16:30:00 <Discord> <05Floss> How about a juice box and a cuddle?
16:30:00 <e|f> sounds good
16:30:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I’m just getting scripts filled for the kids but I have that arsehole last appointment and they are running late
16:30:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Oh lame pantene
16:30:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> pong has smelly bum
16:30:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Pong is famous
16:30:00 <e|f> ah yes... appt is at 4:20 PM but doctor will see you at 5:10 PM
16:31:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Plastic surgeon number one
16:31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Ppl say...
16:31:00 <e|f> so no worries if you were running late anyway
16:31:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Yup e|f
16:31:00 <Kezzie> hi evil
16:31:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> pong cyber with skyfire
16:31:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Pong what do you do for work
16:32:00 <e|f> "IRC influencer"
16:32:00 <Kezzie> he lives with his nanna
16:32:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol
16:33:00 <Octane> Does he go to hotels and ask to stay for free in exchange for promoting the hotel to his 30 followers?
16:34:00 <Kezzie> lol
16:34:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I was going to approach a local one, do her nails and get her to promote. But I'm scared of those sorts of people
16:34:15 <Discord> <Pantone> wtf
16:35:08 <b1rd> Ok
16:35:31 <b1rd> Ive nevrr been to usa so only know from books tv etc
16:35:45 <Discord> <Pantone> are you singing or talking to yourself?
16:35:52 <b1rd> ?
16:36:00 <Octane> They only survive because we let them. Cut off their supply and they'll slither back to the holes from whence they crawled out from. So much entitlement.
16:36:27 <Discord> <Pantone> yeah exactly... ?
16:37:00 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol Pantone. B1rd says alot of random things all the time.
16:37:18 <Discord> <Pantone> I honestly thought he was singing lyrics to a rap song or something
16:37:19 <Discord> <Cayleen> I don't understand half of what he says lol
16:37:22 <b1rd> been awake five days straight
16:37:25 <Discord> <Cayleen> Don't know.
16:37:28 <Discord> <Pantone> probably half baked
16:37:28 <b1rd> Na seven days
16:37:33 <b1rd> Bout try sleep
16:37:39 <b1rd> Had wank n cummed
16:37:41 <b1rd> yay
16:38:00 <Discord> <Pantone> disinfects the room
16:38:09 <e|f> how much of that is fact or fiction
16:38:11 <e|f> lol
16:38:22 <e|f> nvm
16:38:37 <Discord> <Pantone> https://tenor.com/view/stephen-colbert-spray-fragrance-clean-disinfect-gif-4920195
16:39:09 <e|f> ah yep
16:39:30 * e|f sips on his last beer
16:40:00 <Octane> https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/backlash-over-instagram-influencers-tearfilled-break-down/news-story/ab879cb79e9e6d8cbda0e9af10f84c52
16:40:05 <Discord> <Pantone> so how is that job hunting going b1rd
16:41:14 <Discord> <rainmaker> pedo hunting
16:41:39 <Discord> <Pantone> lol
16:41:40 <b1rd> god was down centres raging other day had hand in form
16:42:00 <e|f> she's plastic fantastic
16:42:00 <*buffextras> [[[[[pong]]]]]!~[[[[[pong]]@austnet.1642874269.user parted with message: []
16:42:01 <Discord> <Pantone> tough life huh
16:42:12 <b1rd> good rather
16:42:22 <b1rd> yeahhh im buggered
16:42:29 <b1rd> Literally na jokes lol :p
16:42:57 <Discord> <Pantone> rainmaker how was your shift
16:43:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I don't get it. What is this new instagram rule?
16:43:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> And her face... so fake... 😦
16:43:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I don't use instagram so I don't really know how it works.
16:43:01 <Discord> <Pantone> grins
16:44:00 <e|f> facebook is the big one, then twitter to post short messages and instagram for pictures
16:44:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I don't get it lol. I haven't a clue what is going on.
16:44:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> removed likes on insta
16:44:05 <Discord> <rainmaker> shift?
16:44:45 <Discord> <Pantone> ohhhh no matter
16:45:00 <e|f> people like to share pics of stuff
16:45:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> You can’t see how many fellas tossel the sausage over your pics anymore
16:45:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> So you can't give a thumbs up on insta anymore? I'm looking at my step daughters profile and I still see 'likes' on her photos.
16:45:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> oh yeah that what i meant pantone
16:45:01 <Discord> <Pantone> rainmaker = glasses fo sure
16:45:26 <Discord> <rainmaker> oh lol
16:45:43 <Discord> <rainmaker> nah my body is a pear shape compared to his
16:45:55 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol
16:46:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> lol
16:46:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> So the account holder can't see it, but it's still there?
16:46:00 <e|f> i've never used insta but from that article it seems they've jiggered their platform and so people who use it have been upset
16:46:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I'm still not clear about what happened lol.
16:46:00 <e|f> meh, me too
16:46:05 <b1rd> jane bunn
16:46:18 <Discord> <Pantone> 5 mis til wine time
16:46:35 <Discord> <Cayleen> I want win. I have like 8 months till wine time lol.
16:46:36 <b1rd> i need feed my alcohol demon too
16:46:38 <Discord> <Cayleen> *wine
16:46:38 <b1rd> But
16:46:58 <e|f> i have some nice wine here
16:46:59 <Discord> <Pantone> ohhhh think of how good it will be when you do have one
16:47:00 <e|f> it's in the "doesn't matter" pile for me anyway
16:47:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yeah lol
16:47:02 <e|f> :p
16:47:05 <b1rd> Yea lazy
16:47:14 <b1rd> Mmm
16:47:25 <b1rd> yea thats so true pantone
16:47:30 <e|f> it's good that you're thinking of your unborn baby :)
16:47:49 <b1rd> whens it due
16:47:53 <b1rd> Girl boy?
16:47:58 <Discord> <rainmaker> need some dom peri when the baby comes out
16:48:17 <e|f> dom or moet for celebration
16:48:18 <b1rd> Yum
16:48:22 <Discord> <Pantone> MmmMm
16:48:27 <Discord> <Pantone> GMumm
16:48:35 <Discord> <partay> sips
16:48:42 <Discord> <Pantone> kicks partay
16:48:51 <b1rd> herro par tae
16:48:53 <e|f> moet is about $50 for an entry level bottle when on special
16:48:57 <Discord> <rainmaker> auttocorrect licks
16:49:00 <e|f> put that on hubby's shopping list
16:49:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> you cant see the no of likes anymore on a post
16:49:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> But I still see it on my step daughters photos? How many likes there are
16:49:19 <Discord> <Pantone> licks dom off glasses chest
16:49:56 <Discord> <Pantone> give me GH Mumm over Moet any day
16:50:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Public accounts
16:50:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Ohhh ok.
16:50:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> Actually no and Private
16:50:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Ok now I'm lost again lol
16:50:13 <b1rd> Gh?
16:51:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> You must be running an older version of insta
16:51:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I am? I'm just looking at it via google chrome on my computer. Wouldn't that be the most uptodate insta?
16:51:02 <b1rd> Fifty is ok
16:51:21 <b1rd> For what size tho?
16:51:34 <e|f> 750 ml maybe
16:51:44 <Discord> <partay> takes Pantone's wine.. no wine for you
16:51:48 <b1rd> itd be lovely for a celebration
16:51:56 <Discord> <Pantone> look at you two trying to be all wine fancy
16:51:57 <e|f> i have a moet here
16:52:00 <e|f> people decide to jump on the gravy train but mid-trip it is decided that the train is coming off the tracks
16:52:00 <e|f> same old story
16:52:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> are you looking at followers or likes on photos
16:52:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> cos i cant see anyone's likes
16:52:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Likes on photos
16:52:15 <Discord> <Pantone> takes partays ....i bet you have beer or wild turkey
16:52:18 <e|f> but i have nothing to celebrate so... in the wine rack it stays
16:52:25 <Discord> <Pantone> takes partays wild turkey
16:52:30 <b1rd> yep
16:52:37 Quit: e|f ([email protected]) EOF from client
16:52:41 <b1rd> Party later
16:53:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I can’t see anyone’s either
16:53:00 <e|f> if it's a web-based thing then it possibly shouldn't matter what browser you use etc
16:53:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> are u logged in her acc>
16:53:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> That's weird... This is why I'm so confused lol. I can still see likes.
16:53:00 <Discord> <05Pantone> I have a public and a private and no likes number count
16:53:00 <e|f> chrome would be one of the most supported browsers...
16:53:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> pong is just another irc fart
16:53:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> No. I don't know her account details. I'm just logged into my dummy account so I can view her insta.
16:53:06 <Discord> <Pantone> i do not believe for 1 second you have anything other than passion pop ibis
16:53:17 <b1rd> Gotta save up for me gold chain before go parties
16:53:19 Join: e|f ([email protected]) to #sydney
16:53:20 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o e|f
16:53:27 <b1rd> Wb elf hun
16:53:33 <e|f> tks
16:53:41 <b1rd> I dont drink wine
16:53:47 <b1rd> Often so
16:53:57 <e|f> ok
16:54:00 <b1rd> Plus im close to bottle shops
16:54:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> check a random
16:54:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Checked a random, still see the number of likes on photos lol
16:54:10 <b1rd> So i buy as i need
16:54:33 <e|f> it's nice to keep... also if you want to share it with someone special
16:54:51 <b1rd> Defintely good to have on hand
16:55:00 <e|f> maybe it's different for phone users
16:55:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Oh who gives a shit lol. I give up
16:55:00 <e|f> logging on to a webpage etc is very different on a phone than a lappy etc
16:55:05 <e|f> yupp
16:55:06 <Discord> <Pantone> veuve is nicer than moet
16:55:17 <Discord> <partay> b1rd id be focusing on your bad breath before gold chains
16:55:21 <b1rd> I remember that
16:55:23 <Discord> <Pantone> LOL
16:55:30 <b1rd> Used to sell a bit of veuve
16:55:46 <b1rd> Its diliberate partay
16:55:54 <b1rd> Keeos the young chix away
16:56:00 <e|f> most people would be iPhone-ing and Safari-ing to Instagram
16:56:00 <breaker> lolol
16:56:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Oh yeah true.
16:56:00 <Octane> I believe they are slowly rolling out the new change across the globe.
16:56:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I hate web browsing or doing much on my phone. Small ass screen.
16:56:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Ahh ok Octane
16:56:04 <b1rd> State secret shhhh
16:56:08 <Discord> <partay> yeah thats it
16:56:14 <b1rd> @^
16:56:37 <b1rd> If u attractive ped bear like me youd know these skillz :p
16:56:56 <Discord> <Cayleen> Sorry was AFK in kitchen making dinner. It's a girl (Belle) due mid september.
16:57:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> i think hasnt rolled out on web yet
16:57:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Ahhh
16:57:00 <e|f> there ya go
16:57:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> i just tried and it works on some
16:57:00 <e|f> they see us rolling, they be hating
16:57:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> app shows diff
16:57:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Well then, I hope maybe that'll mean step daughter won't care for instagram as much anymore lol.
16:57:04 <b1rd> na ur alright bro <3
16:57:05 <e|f> i have ummm russian vodka, champagne, gin and red wine... no intention to drink any of it now
16:57:15 <e|f> oh congrats Cayleen
16:57:23 <Discord> <Cayleen> Thankyou.
16:57:30 <b1rd> congrats belle is a lovely name
16:57:35 <Discord> <Cayleen> 2nd child and last lol. 2 so they can play together.
16:57:48 <Discord> <Cayleen> My son is named Zed.
16:58:00 <e|f> we got our thinking caps on together and potentially solved a mystery :p
16:58:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Step daughter isn't even 16 yet but when you look at her insta photos you wouldn't know that... Looks of legal age.
16:58:10 <b1rd> hi zed
16:58:15 <e|f> you've named her before she's born... what if she doesn't look like a Belle...
16:58:37 <b1rd> belles are plump buxom yummy girls
16:58:44 <e|f> lol
16:58:46 <b1rd> I reckon belle suits
16:58:50 <b1rd> yea?
16:58:55 <b1rd> lol
16:59:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Pedo bait lol
16:59:00 <e|f> hope not :/
16:59:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> can ask her to bait the pedos on here
16:59:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> It is what it is. I have no say in how she dresses. She doesn't live with me.
16:59:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> your husband had her when he was young
16:59:01 <b1rd> brb sec
16:59:02 <lx> That was a quick visit b1rd...
16:59:11 <Discord> <Floss> B1rd, go play in traffic
16:59:36 <b1rd> Finished me shift bro been awake 25.5 days
17:00:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yes he did.
17:00:00 <e|f> there was a quote somewhere from some Google Exec... "this generation will want to change their legal names by age 21 after looking back at their younger years of internet use..."
17:00:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> He loves her very much though and stuck around for her.
17:00:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Lol elf, that is true.
17:00:08 <b1rd> lol oops sry not bro
17:00:22 <Discord> <partay> cayleen why Zed?
17:00:28 <b1rd> Im so faded im almost trippin its good :p
17:01:07 <Discord> <Cath^> Pantone i knew i liked you..you know your bubbles :D
17:01:41 <Discord> <partay> Pantone is well acquainted with bubbles
17:02:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> do you get along with her mother
17:02:26 <e|f> trick with drinking is try whatever you're drinking a few times before making an opinion of it
17:03:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I rarely see her mother. But we're civil and polite to each other.
17:03:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hubby is also civil and polite to her.
17:04:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> It doesn't matter if we disagree on how she is as a parent. We don't talk about it to step daughter.
17:04:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> We don't argue with her mother either. It's best to keep things friendly as it can be. Even though it's awkward lol.
17:04:09 <Discord> <partay> e|f this is correct... Hullo btw
17:04:12 <e|f> "this champagne tastes like vinegar..." maybe try another vintage or bottle
17:04:14 <Discord> <Cayleen> Belle is a sweet name. It'll suit her.
17:04:23 <e|f> hi partay :)
17:04:37 <Discord> <Cayleen> And I don't know why Zed, we liked it lol. It's not common but not too weird sounding.
17:04:47 <Discord> <Pantone> giggles
17:04:54 <e|f> The Belle of the Ultrasound Ball
17:04:55 <Discord> <Pantone> sorry got lost on the Uncle Dan website
17:04:59 <Discord> <Pantone> Cattthhhhhh
17:05:00 <Discord> <Cayleen> If it was another boy I would've named him Jet. But... no boy.
17:05:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> thats good, a lot of people will try to make your life difficult
17:05:08 <Discord> <partay> The only Zed i know is the cop from Pulp Fiction
17:05:11 <Discord> <partay> 😉
17:05:25 <Discord> <Pantone> i lurrrveee bubbles
17:05:37 <Discord> <Floss> Wtf I can't do any more assignments
17:05:40 <Discord> <partay> Hi Floss how your hairy toes today?
17:05:43 <e|f> heh, when it comes to pronunciation - it's definitely Zed not Zee...
17:05:46 <Discord> <Cayleen> I never read pulp fiction.
17:05:52 <Discord> <Floss> Well I should prob shave tonight in the tub
17:05:59 <Discord> <partay> yes
17:06:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Yeah. But the child only suffers. It's not good.
17:06:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> hey cay
17:06:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hello jiggy
17:06:01 <Discord> <Cayleen> Can finally sit and enjoy dinner now.
17:06:28 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hello angels (in best charlie voice)
17:06:37 <Discord> <Cayleen> Lol hi jiggy
17:06:55 <Discord> <Pantone> pop
17:07:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> hoping energizer has learnt all of me john legend to play over night
17:07:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> a brother can only dream
17:07:34 <Discord> <Floss> I put my sparkling grape juice in the fridge to have with dinner
17:07:35 <Discord> <Cath^> 🥂
17:07:48 <Discord> <Floss> I'm shitty I wanted to do some school tonight :/
17:08:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Lol he sings on discord?
17:08:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> plays the keyboard and makes all the boys and ladies wet
17:08:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Oh cool!
17:08:25 <Discord> <Pantone> Cheers ladies
17:08:44 <Discord> <Cath^> cheers...still working
17:08:48 <Discord> <Cayleen> Oh I totally forgot to add sparkling juice to woolworths order. Oh well.
17:08:50 <e|f> pantone, i suspect ya a bit older than me
17:08:54 <e|f> and i'm thirty-three
17:09:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I loved learning how to play the keyboard in highschool. Until I realized my fingers weren't ideal for it. Not long enough.
17:09:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Can't play certain chords very well.
17:09:22 <Discord> <Pantone> You only as old as who you feel
17:09:26 <Discord> <Pantone> feels up glasses
17:09:27 <Discord> <partay> Pantone is old
17:09:34 <Discord> <partay> like partay
17:09:38 <Discord> <Pantone> lol
17:09:41 <Discord> <Cayleen> I thought you were older than that elf.
17:09:54 <e|f> lol yup
17:10:00 <e|f> we're all 21 again next cycle
17:10:06 <e|f> so no big deal
17:10:07 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol
17:10:12 <Discord> <partay> e|f is like a fine wine
17:10:26 <Discord> <Cayleen> elf is only a year older than me.
17:11:00 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hi cathy 😄
17:11:00 <e|f> i have an antique upright piano
17:11:00 <e|f> but i don't play it much - plus it's out of tune
17:11:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> you look a good singer
17:11:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> It sounds like a beautiful instrument though.
17:11:14 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> slippery fish is she
17:12:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Errr... I sing nursery rhymes and that's it haha.
17:12:04 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> in best yoda
17:12:17 <Discord> <partay> Cayleen but you'll look 32 for the next 10 years
17:12:47 <Discord> <Cayleen> Nah. I looked younger than my age before I had a child. I've aged sooo much in the last 2 years...
17:13:00 <e|f> i could play you chopsticks or kum ba yah but after that, you'd have pretty much exhausted my piano skills
17:13:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> !play baby shark
17:13:22 <Discord> <Cayleen> You know how female dogs look so run down when they've had puppies? That's me lol
17:13:28 <e|f> "A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction."
17:14:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Still something elf! lol
17:14:00 <e|f> :)
17:14:00 <e|f> if you want to listen to some really, really good piano music, listen to anything by artur rubinstein
17:14:33 <Discord> <Floss> All water tastes like fish
17:14:35 <Discord> <partay> lol
17:14:53 <Discord> <Floss> Don't talk to me about aging
17:14:57 <Discord> <Floss> I'm so grey
17:15:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> hey arthur
17:15:06 <Discord> <Cayleen> Aww Floss. 😦 Yeah water didn't taste good for me either with my first pregnancy. This pregnancy it's not as bad but it's not how it should taste like.
17:15:23 <Discord> <Floss> I would say looking at my regrowth I'm at about 70% grey now
17:15:39 <Discord> <Pantone> I just bleach my greys
17:15:43 <Discord> <Floss> Silverfox
17:16:08 <Discord> <Floss> I was blonde but I'm to much of a feral and too cheap to keep having it maintained
17:16:10 <Discord> <Cayleen> You'll have a lovely head of grey hair when you're older Floss. I want that. But asians just get like half grey and it looks so dirty lol
17:16:24 <Discord> <Floss> I look like I've walked thru cobwebs
17:16:40 <Discord> <Floss> Everything's gone to shit
17:16:43 <Discord> <Cayleen> Pfft I doubt it lol
17:16:51 <Discord> <Floss> I'm enjoying bigger boobs tho that's about it
17:17:08 <e|f> look at this one
17:17:15 <e|f> art is named "All is vanity"
17:17:15 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hi floss
17:17:17 <e|f> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Allan_Gilbert#/media/File:Allisvanity.jpg
17:17:34 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> floss are you doing the pong thing atm?
17:17:43 <Discord> <Floss> Yes because putting your face on makes you wanna die. That is accurate
17:17:51 <Lumeah> Afternoon jiggy
17:18:01 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hi lhumey xx
17:18:03 <Discord> <Floss> No I'm just being mopey floss
17:18:07 <Lumeah> Hugs
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17:18:33 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> wb cath
17:18:37 <Discord> <Floss> Today I went to Coles. I bought hair colour, mylanta and stool softener.
17:18:38 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> you slipped away
17:18:50 <Discord> <Pantone> sounds like a party Floss
17:18:51 <Discord> <Floss> This is what my life is now
17:18:55 <Discord> <Floss> Lol
17:19:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Why am I dribbling in my sleep all of a sudden
17:19:13 <Discord> <Cayleen> The struggles of a mother lol
17:19:13 <Discord> <Floss> I mean the stool softener isn't for me but still. It was depressing
17:19:19 <Discord> <Floss> Lol oh well
17:19:20 <e|f> but what did you say at the checkout when the clerk eyed over your goods?
17:19:26 <Discord> <Cayleen> Oh yeah, your step daughter needs it.
17:19:33 <Discord> <Floss> Oh I went thru self serve
17:19:33 <e|f> "i have a sick grandma..."
17:19:34 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> i got a job interview next week 😃 horay me
17:19:44 <Discord> <Floss> Oh yay jiggy
17:19:51 <Discord> <Cayleen> Who cares what the check out person thinks of the things you buy.
17:20:04 <Discord> <Floss> I didn't wanna buy the stool softener from the chemist and have to face a person hahahaha
17:20:08 <Discord> <Cayleen> When you're pregnant, nothing matters. You feel shit all the time lol
17:20:18 <Discord> <Floss> Because it literally isn't for me
17:20:22 <e|f> so you wanna look younger but forget about the past? hair colour and stool softener sounds good...
17:20:31 <Discord> <Floss> Lol
17:20:37 <Discord> <Floss> I bought a time machine
17:20:42 <e|f> haha yup
17:20:52 <Discord> <partay> Floss.. room for two?
17:20:53 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> one that ages you?
17:21:17 <Discord> <Floss> Oh god can I just say. There's room for two and I don't know how I feel about it
17:21:28 <e|f> lol
17:21:45 <Discord> <Floss> I am not a person that does things
17:21:53 <Discord> <partay> It vibrates... so its all good
17:21:57 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> thanks for your cheer floss 😃
17:21:58 <Discord> <Floss> I'm very confused with my own body's willingness to tolerate certain things
17:22:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> hi glasses
17:22:00 <MzMvp> lol
17:22:11 <Discord> <Floss> It's an exciting time jiggy :)
17:22:19 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> you the only one who reads what i say 😃
17:22:42 <Discord> <Floss> Lol they're just busy dear I'm sure they are happy too
17:22:48 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hahaha
17:22:50 <Discord> <Floss> Except b1rd he can't read
17:22:51 <Discord> <Pantone> I read what you say
17:22:56 <Discord> <Pantone> see
17:23:04 <Lumeah> Ha!
17:23:06 <Discord> <Floss> See pantenes a top bloke
17:23:13 <Discord> <Pantone> sure am possum
17:23:15 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> i put up a post on fb asking who can see my posts, 12 of 73 friends replied
17:23:17 <Discord> <Pantone> adjusts
17:23:18 <Lumeah> I'll tell him that
17:23:28 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> call me nigel 😉
17:23:28 <Discord> <Floss> Oh I also bought blood pressure medication
17:23:34 <Discord> <Floss> So the whole bag was just tragic
17:24:09 <Discord> <Floss> Lol swearing at the washing machine because it's beeping that it's done
17:25:12 <b1rd> Got magnum ice cream.
17:25:19 <Lumeah> Oh yum
17:25:37 <b1rd> Hehe yups
17:25:37 <Lumeah> Floss said u can't read jase
17:25:39 <Discord> <Cayleen> Yummy
17:25:39 Part: user_a ([email protected]) from #sydney
17:25:47 <Discord> <Floss> Lol my next module is work with diverse people
17:25:47 <b1rd> yea
17:26:05 <b1rd> Learning dissorders, lumies
17:26:16 <Discord> <Cayleen> AFK family time
17:26:21 <Lumeah> U read better than me
17:26:22 <Discord> <Floss> I can use discord
17:26:23 <b1rd> K
17:26:25 <Discord> <Floss> Byes
17:26:29 <b1rd> My fam here lol
17:26:35 <Lumeah> Hi fam
17:26:39 <b1rd> coz i such loser irc is lyfe
17:26:42 <b1rd> hi fam
17:26:46 <b1rd> :p
17:26:55 <Lumeah> Lol
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17:27:19 <b1rd> I actually can open fridge from my bed now no shit
17:27:36 Part: user_a ([email protected]) from #sydney
17:27:41 <b1rd> Moved me stuff around a but
17:27:41 <b1rd> Bit
17:27:47 <Lumeah> Hahahaha
17:27:50 <Lumeah> Cool hun
17:28:31 <b1rd> :)
17:28:32 <Discord> <Pantone> Lumeah did you say you and b1rd dated once....or was it live together....or do I have the wrong person completely
17:28:55 <Discord> <partay> LOL
17:28:57 <b1rd> Lumies can tell ill shoosh
17:29:01 <b1rd> If she wants
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17:29:13 <Discord> <Pantone> puts her hand over partay's mouth
17:29:24 <Lumeah> Yes tell it to shoosh
17:29:27 <b1rd> God idea.
17:29:32 <b1rd> thx pantone
17:29:36 <^bozoJim> Hello Pantone
17:29:39 <^bozoJim> hello Lumeah
17:29:45 <Lumeah> Hi jimmy
17:29:51 <Discord> <Pantone> you didnt answer my question
17:29:54 <Discord> <rainmaker> pantone opened a can of worms
17:30:00 <Discord> <Pantone> JIM my good man, how the devil are ya
17:30:08 <^bozoJim> I am good thank you
17:30:12 <^bozoJim> How are you?
17:30:12 <b1rd> Cook worms eat
17:30:16 <Lumeah> Lol
17:30:17 <b1rd> Or fish with em
17:30:18 <Lumeah> Yum
17:30:22 <Discord> <Pantone> answr my bloody question!@#
17:30:25 <b1rd> Make a grouse feed
17:30:31 <b1rd> ?
17:30:41 <b1rd> Which one sry im bit wired
17:30:42 <Discord> <Pantone> Im great Jim, just emailed my last job out for the day and I am freeeee
17:30:55 <^bozoJim> nice one
17:31:04 <Discord> <damian> sooo tired
17:31:07 <b1rd> Oh k
17:31:08 <Lumeah> What questions
17:31:17 <Discord> <Pantone> The work is rolling in at the moment and I can barely keep up
17:31:19 <b1rd> Snake mate
17:31:23 <b1rd> Snake ya
17:31:29 <Discord> <Floss> What do you do Pantene?
17:31:31 <^bozoJim> that is not a bad thing
17:31:33 <Discord> <Pantone> So Lumeah and b1rd dated
17:31:33 <Discord> <partay> Pantone maybe you need to hire b1rd as an assistant
17:31:49 <Discord> <Pantone> oh babe, you have to be able to spel your own name to work with me
17:31:52 <Discord> <Pantone> LOL
17:31:53 <Discord> <Pantone> spell
17:32:07 <b1rd> AWW
17:32:07 <Discord> <rainmaker> ironic
17:32:08 <Lumeah> Pantone
17:32:08 <^bozoJim> hello Floss
17:32:09 <Discord> <Pantone> Designer Floss
17:32:14 <Lumeah> . Mind ya business
17:32:20 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> hi boz
17:32:28 <^bozoJim> Hello jiggy
17:32:32 <Discord> <Pantone> OK so what I am hearing is, you dated b1rd
17:32:39 <Sutekh> haha
17:32:48 <Sutekh> this could end badly
17:32:51 <Discord> <Pantone> stands down
17:32:52 <^bozoJim> good evening Sutekh
17:32:56 <Discord> <Pantone> ok ok im done
17:33:19 <Discord> <Pantone> I dont want anyone pulling a Kelvara on me - I'm a lover not a fighter
17:33:37 <Discord> <Floss> Nice pantene
17:33:38 <Discord> <rainmaker> LOL
17:33:43 <Sutekh> hey Jimbo
17:33:49 <Discord> <partay> no one is that crazy... except @seaner maybe
17:33:55 <Discord> <rainmaker> whats a Kelvara pantone
17:33:58 <Discord> <rainmaker> pls explain
17:34:24 <Discord> <Pantone> the nick that comes in here
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17:34:45 <Discord> <partay> if by kelvara you mean kelevra
17:34:46 <Discord> <Pantone> you blink the wrong way and automatically you are a faggot see you next tuesday
17:34:51 <Discord> <Pantone> YEAH
17:35:00 <Discord> <Floss> Last time she was in she hated me
17:35:02 <Discord> <partay> and yes total retard
17:35:08 <Discord> <damian> someone dated bird?
17:35:09 <Discord> <Floss> The time before that we were chatting like also mates
17:35:18 <Discord> <Floss> Old
17:35:20 <Discord> <partay> @damian Lumeah did
17:35:21 <Discord> <damian> i simply dont believe it
17:35:26 <Discord> <Pantone> People like that scare the shit out of me
17:35:32 <Discord> <partay> stupid is as stupid does
17:35:36 <Discord> <Pantone> they remind me of ice addicts at bus stops
17:35:51 <Discord> <rainmaker> think kelavara @faux are besties at one point
17:36:05 <Discord> <Pantone> LOL thats who she attacked
17:36:08 <Discord> <Pantone> I was like wtf
17:36:10 <Discord> <partay> They are arch enemies and total nemesis now
17:36:33 <^bozoJim> I had a good morning
17:36:47 <Sutekh> women should stick together in this place
17:36:49 <^bozoJim> while I was doing my washing I made a small batch of tomato sauce
17:37:01 <Discord> <rainmaker> jim use to date kelavara I was told too
17:37:11 <Discord> <Pantone> Jimbo, I don't believe it
17:37:11 <^bozoJim> in your dreams
17:37:29 <^bozoJim> no thanks not anywhere near her
17:38:19 <Sutekh> dtrain was Jims last date.. she vanished shortly afterwoods ;p
17:38:24 <Discord> <Floss> I didn't think she was an addict she just has a lot of medical issues
17:38:26 <^bozoJim> lol
17:38:30 <Discord> <rainmaker> hahaha sutekh
17:38:35 <Discord> <Pantone> oh dear...now i feel like a mole
17:38:53 <Discord> <Floss> Skinny doesn't always mean meth? I dunno I took her word for it
17:39:04 * ^bozoJim likes the rumors it is amazing what I find out I am doing or have done on here that I do not know myself
17:39:19 <Discord> <Pantone> Yeah I wanna know the rumours about me
17:39:32 <Discord> <partay> bozo we know all about you... just ask us
17:39:40 <Discord> <Pantone> fucking hot as super model...
17:39:42 <Discord> <Pantone> yeah i know i know
17:40:07 <e|f> lol
17:40:17 <^bozoJim> hi e|f
17:40:28 <e|f> IRC was created as a way for people to communicate meaningfully and peacefully
17:40:36 <e|f> how wrong the creators were
17:40:47 <e|f> hi jim
17:41:49 <Discord> <partay> Kahled has a lot to answer for
17:41:52 <^bozoJim> I have to be careful who I talk to in channel in case that starts a rumor
17:42:05 <Discord> <Floss> Jim was a pirate
17:42:27 <Discord> <Floss> He used to sail the seven seas looting plunder and banging wenches
17:42:28 <e|f> word on the street is jim made blueberry jam, not tomato sauce
17:42:37 <e|f> that is the rumour that is circulating here :p
17:42:51 <^bozoJim> was tomato and chilli sauce
17:43:16 <e|f> oh true
17:43:34 <e|f> brb need to dispose of this empty beer bottle
17:43:35 <lx> Not too long now e|f...
17:43:44 <b1rd> Ok elfy
17:43:52 <^bozoJim> I cannot see the sense in anything to do with wenches
17:43:52 <Discord> <Floss> He retired to a secluded island on the Carribbean and just makes put that he's a sweet old dude that makes bears. In reality he is Captain blueballs, terror of the high seas
17:44:19 <Discord> <Floss> As a wench I feel underrepresented
17:44:22 <b1rd> lol
17:44:39 <^bozoJim> I have heard of the old beer wenches
17:44:40 <Discord> <Pantone> wenches it up
17:44:58 <^bozoJim> I am not that old yet
17:46:02 <^bozoJim> and as for a captain of a boat I am not so sure but I am sure one day
17:46:12 <^bozoJim> or eye seas it maybe
17:46:24 <Discord> <Floss> Lol I'm satan because I wouldn't let Mariah have ice cream. At 6pm. Before dinner. She is "telling daddy" on me.
17:46:49 <Discord> <Floss> Lol Jim whatever you say, matey ;)
17:46:55 <^bozoJim> lol
17:47:00 <Discord> <10partay> mzmvp... how are your hairy balls today?
17:47:09 <e|f> your secret is out now
17:47:13 <e|f> we got ya number
17:47:20 <^bozoJim> I am off to Hobart tomorrow if the road is open
17:47:22 <Discord> <Floss> Don't piss of the captain
17:47:31 <Discord> <Floss> Or you'll be scrubbing the poop deck
17:47:36 <Discord> <Pantone> https://tenor.com/view/anchorman-will-ferrell-smelly-pirate-hooker-gif-3438959
17:47:40 <^bozoJim> nope
17:47:55 <Discord> <Floss> Let's face it Tasmania is basically the Caribbean is it not
17:47:59 <e|f> jim how long would it take by car to travel 'round tassie one time ?
17:48:26 <^bozoJim> a couple of days
17:48:34 <^bozoJim> to stop here and there to look
17:48:40 <e|f> mm
17:48:45 <Discord> <Pantone> shit i didnt do that
17:48:45 <^bozoJim> if you are short on time
17:49:27 <^bozoJim> if you had time you could spend a week just here on teh west coast
17:49:51 <e|f> what about one trip all around inland australia
17:49:53 <e|f> months
17:50:10 <e|f> they do cruises round australia sometimes
17:50:12 <Discord> <Floss> I did Perth to syd in 5 days
17:50:29 <^bozoJim> I have been to Perth twice
17:50:34 <Discord> <Floss> Stopping to sleep at night driving thru the day
17:50:42 <^bozoJim> 1983 for a conference by bus, never again
17:50:51 <^bozoJim> and the secodn time 20003 on the train
17:50:59 <Discord> <Floss> Perth is average
17:51:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> It's normal Floss. I drool alot in my sleep while pregnant.
17:51:12 <Discord> <Floss> I'm from South west WA, it's way better
17:51:33 <e|f> yeah would be one hell of a roadtrip
17:51:33 <b1rd> gotta go dig up a plant brb
17:51:43 <Discord> <Floss> It was exciting :)
17:52:01 <e|f> stop. revive. survive.
17:52:01 <^bozoJim> was good on the train I had a sleeper
17:52:12 <Discord> <Floss> We were under pressure to get to NSW asap to get to Mariah but otherwise we probably would've enjoyed it more
17:52:22 <e|f> yeah true
17:52:24 <b1rd> going fishing i am tomorrow
17:52:30 <Discord> <Floss> Never turned the radio of once, too busy being dickheads together
17:52:35 <Discord> <Floss> On*
17:52:49 <Sutekh> making some herbal tea b1rd?
17:53:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I got about a half hour nap
17:53:01 <^bozoJim> and in Perth the second time I was staying at a back packers
17:53:21 <b1rd> Yep sutekh
17:54:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I got dinner in the oven so at least they have hot food
17:54:00 <Discord> <10partay> floss wear a bib
17:54:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm so wiped out
17:54:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I want to partay it's ridiculous
17:54:03 <e|f> radio would not have worked anyway
17:54:12 <e|f> changing all the time when stations go in and out of range
17:54:20 <^bozoJim> am would have
17:55:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Fucks sake niz is whinging
17:55:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's not even 6pm bitch calm down
17:55:00 <Discord> <10partay> The cook is all over it at my place
17:55:05 <e|f> everyone had their smartphones and digital options now too, eh
17:55:09 <e|f> has
17:56:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Wifey?
17:56:18 <e|f> have you seen those AAMI insurance TV commercials - nice of those call centre girls to help out when the car breaks down
17:56:21 * e|f laughs
17:56:33 <e|f> lucky you're with AAMI
17:57:00 <Discord> <10partay> Indeed
17:57:00 <Discord> <10partay> She's a ⭐
17:57:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I feel useless ATM but I'm trying
17:57:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I mean he got banged last night and tonight I'm roasting a chicken
17:57:08 <^bozoJim> I have packed my k nitting for tomorrow
17:57:15 <^bozoJim> see if I can get this scarf started
17:59:00 <Discord> <10partay> lots of stuffing happening at your place
18:01:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm trying my best
18:02:00 <Discord> <10partay> that was a good double entendre and not rewarded
18:02:16 <e|f> jim is a good man
18:03:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Well it's a butterflied roast
18:03:00 <Discord> <05Floss> So I can't award points
18:03:00 <MzMvp> floss likes to get spitroasted
18:03:00 <Discord> <10partay> its the intent that counts
18:03:00 <e|f> heh
18:03:00 <Discord> <10partay> mzmvp you have a deformed penis
18:03:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I've never been spitroasted but ok
18:04:00 <Discord> <10partay> e|f liked it
18:04:00 <e|f> i've only seen one picture of a penis from here and it wasn't his
18:04:00 <e|f> bet you all can guess whose it was
18:04:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Bin chicken?
18:04:00 <Discord> <10partay> yes
18:04:00 <e|f> you got it
18:04:31 <b1rd> yea id like a call centre girl
18:05:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol
18:05:00 <e|f> i have an appt next week with an eye specialist to try to correct the damage it did
18:05:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Aww darling
18:05:00 <Discord> <05Floss> You poor love
18:05:00 <e|f> hahaha
18:05:00 <Discord> <05Floss> hugs
18:05:27 <e|f> you can be anything you want to be
18:05:49 <e|f> provided probity checks, police checks etc come back ok
18:06:00 <e|f> hugs
18:06:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I can't imagine
18:06:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I oils be deeply disturbed
18:06:00 <MzMvp> partay has no penis
18:06:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Would*
18:06:00 <MzMvp> and his gf is a dog
18:06:00 <Discord> <10partay> hahahaha
18:06:00 <MzMvp> woof woof muthafucka
18:06:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Neither do I? So fucking what???
18:06:00 <Discord> <10partay> poor mzmvp
18:06:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Who cares
18:06:09 <b1rd> :(((
18:06:31 <e|f> lol
18:06:37 <b1rd> sad
18:06:46 <e|f> it's Uncle Sam's fault
18:06:50 <e|f> don't blame me
18:07:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Fuck off if you're just going to troll
18:07:00 <MzMvp> u fuck off Floss
18:07:00 <MzMvp> floss my ass crack with your tounge
18:07:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Never
18:07:00 <Discord> <05Floss> This tongue is sacred
18:07:05 <b1rd> :)
18:07:21 <b1rd> hope its ok
18:08:00 <MzMvp> its like a temple
18:08:00 <MzMvp> everyone visits it on weekends
18:08:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I feel special
18:08:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Are you in love with me mzmvp
18:08:22 <Discord> <Pantone> e|f are you female?
18:08:43 <b1rd> pantone im gay
18:09:00 <MzMvp> nah
18:09:00 <Sutekh> MzMvp, be nice
18:09:00 <MzMvp> i can do better
18:09:00 <Discord> <10partay> mzmvp is upset cos its ug ly
18:09:00 <MzMvp> wayyyy better
18:09:00 <MzMvp> im hotter than your gf
18:09:02 <b1rd> i like elf so i stir him up a bit dont i elf
18:09:17 <b1rd> hes a good sport about it lol
18:09:20 <e|f> b1rd and i have a complicated relationship
18:09:34 <b1rd> Yea
18:10:00 <MzMvp> pussay
18:10:00 <Discord> <10partay> floss ill send you a pic
18:10:00 <MzMvp> i mean partay
18:10:00 <Sutekh> ill get baby on to ya MzMvp is ur not nice
18:10:00 <Discord> <10partay> its laughable ungly
18:10:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol ok
18:10:48 * e|f is male
18:11:30 <Lumeah> :)
18:12:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Cough up partay
18:12:00 <Discord> <10partay> foodage gimmie 5
18:12:00 <Discord> <10faux> Fuuuuuck
18:13:00 <Discord> <10faux> Traffics a cunt
18:13:00 <Discord> <10faux> I feel like I deserve a cheeseburger
18:13:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Do it darl
18:13:00 <Sutekh> yum
18:13:00 <Discord> <10faux> With a hash brown inside it
18:13:00 <Discord> <05Floss> You've had a big day
18:13:00 <dazzo2> Gday
18:13:00 <Discord> <10faux> Yesterday and today have killed me I've been so busy
18:13:00 <Discord> <10faux> But yay I'm working from home tomoz
18:14:00 <Discord> <10partay> faux you know what im going to say
18:14:00 <Discord> <10faux> Yes
18:14:00 <Sutekh> someone gotta pay tax hey faux ;p
18:14:00 <Discord> <10faux> If I had a government job Id be home by now
18:14:00 <Discord> <10faux> Blah blah
18:14:00 <dazzo2> What day isbit today
18:14:00 <Discord> <10partay> and relaxed
18:14:00 <dazzo2> Its hard to tell on the dole
18:14:04 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Hey kids 😊
18:14:15 <Lumeah> Hey cox
18:14:17 <Lumeah> Coz
18:14:23 <e|f> CG :)
18:14:37 <b1rd> jane bun on twice tonight oh what a treat.
18:14:47 <b1rd> Hey cg
18:14:48 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> What's the haps?
18:16:38 <Discord> <rainmaker> cox
18:17:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Partay
18:17:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I need the pic
18:17:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Choppy chop
18:17:07 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Ribbit 🐸
18:17:20 <Discord> <Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603503310699233283/IMG20190724182519.jpg
18:17:23 <Discord> <Floss> Cheers
18:17:56 <Discord> <Floss> Ugh I need a refill
18:18:28 * e|f notes to himself "don't ever argue with Floss - she could take an eye out with those nails"
18:18:57 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> I don't even think they're the pointiest we've seen
18:20:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Jimmy!
18:20:24 <Discord> <Floss> Nah I've done way pointier
18:20:24 <^bozoJim> hello Cosmic girl
18:20:33 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Yeah I recall pointier
18:20:33 <Discord> <Floss> And weirder
18:20:37 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Hey jimmy :)
18:21:00 <e|f> government job isn't really a job at all
18:21:00 <e|f> it's a good way to increase your crossword solving skills
18:21:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Unless it's in health
18:21:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Never doing that shit again
18:21:30 <e|f> nice glass of vino for the night - or two - not a bad idea
18:21:42 <e|f> but i've had my alcohol quota for today (beer) so
18:21:47 <b1rd> Mm
18:21:56 <Discord> <partay> cosmix,, sup
18:21:57 <Discord> <Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603504475499528213/IMG20190526170704.jpg
18:22:00 <^bozoJim> Hello Floss
18:22:00 <Octane> Depends on what kind of position you're in.
18:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Hi jimmy how are you darl
18:22:00 <Octane> I spent 13 years in the federal public service. Worked my arse off.
18:22:00 <^bozoJim> I am good thanks Floss
18:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I was a dental nurse I was everyone's bitch
18:22:00 <^bozoJim> lol
18:22:00 <e|f> my job was a piece of cake
18:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I did the job of 4
18:22:02 <Discord> <Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603504495607021568/FB_IMG_1553856185717.jpg
18:22:03 <b1rd> Which beer elf may i ask
18:22:32 <e|f> heineken
18:22:37 <Lumeah> Oh yum
18:22:49 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Partay :)
18:23:00 <e|f> had my day's quota done by 10:30 AM
18:23:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It was fucked
18:23:00 <e|f> but i was pretty low level
18:23:00 <e|f> but yeah, cigarette breaks every hour, plenty of coffee drinking
18:23:00 <Discord> <10partay> e|f and my sudoku skillz
18:23:03 <Discord> <Floss> I have grapetiser. Very good year
18:23:11 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> The fuck is that curly one! Oh my
18:23:13 <Lumeah> Lol
18:23:40 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Almost doubles as a dildo
18:24:00 <e|f> lol yup
18:24:00 <Discord> <05Floss> PARTAY
18:24:00 <Discord> <05Floss> PICTURE
18:24:00 <e|f> Floss wants that pic btw
18:24:00 <Discord> <10partay> fuck me
18:24:00 <Discord> <10partay> ok
18:24:00 <Discord> <10partay> looking
18:24:00 <Discord> <10partay> patience young padwun
18:24:04 <Discord> <Floss> I snapped the fucker off like 10 min after I took the photo
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18:24:11 <Discord> <Floss> I'm not living with that
18:24:12 <b1rd> Oh yum elf
18:24:25 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Haha I bet you did! How do you life with that!
18:24:26 <e|f> with those nails she's a brickie's labourer for sure
18:25:09 <e|f> that second pic - what are the golden prancing horses part of ?
18:25:24 <Discord> <Floss> Long nails are easy once you're used to them I just do the weird shit to prove I haz skillz
18:25:48 <Discord> <Floss> I use backgrounds to try and prevent people cropping them and claiming them as their own work
18:25:58 <Discord> <Floss> It's happened with a few nail bars
18:26:00 <e|f> 8====D
18:26:00 <Discord> <05Floss> 8==================D
18:26:12 <e|f> yeah true people would do that, good idea
18:26:37 <e|f> watermark that puppy
18:26:50 <e|f> copyright Floss 2019, all rights reserved
18:28:00 <e|f> so what did i learn from my experience working with the govt?
18:28:00 <e|f> probably something like, um...
18:28:00 <e|f> "marlboro reds are the yummiest of all cigarettes"
18:28:00 <^bozoJim> lol
18:28:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Be a yes man
18:28:00 <Lumeah> Hi Jimmy
18:28:14 <Discord> <energizer> evening
18:29:00 <e|f> heh
18:29:00 <^bozoJim> like the contract I had with local governenment at a library
18:29:00 <^bozoJim> hello Lumeah
18:29:00 <Discord> <05Floss> The chicken smells good
18:29:00 <^bozoJim> we would get there early get set up and open 30 mins early for those who had to go to the city
18:29:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I think I'll have a pear tho
18:29:00 <^bozoJim> and often others would have a long lunch break and I would miss out
18:29:15 <Discord> <partay> ok ladies... put your towels down
18:29:27 <Discord> <partay> @energizer is here
18:30:00 <Discord> <05Floss> We just get shit on jimmy
18:30:00 <e|f> yup, lazy cruisy job
18:30:00 <^bozoJim> and my manager would keep a track and use my hours to get TIL time
18:30:00 <^bozoJim> we do
18:30:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yeah there's always someone cashing in on your work
18:30:00 <^bozoJim> and my day off I had to work as someone else would call in sick
18:30:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I took on work at the prison just for the peace and quiet
18:30:02 <Discord> <energizer> werribee gorge
18:30:02 <Discord> <energizer> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603506508646580254/20190720_152521.jpg
18:30:32 <Discord> <partay> nice
18:31:00 <^bozoJim> ic
18:31:00 <Discord> <10partay> Im taking thurs and fri off as flex time 😃
18:31:00 <Discord> <10partay> Floss she made her insta private
18:31:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Ooh exciting
18:31:00 <^bozoJim> I had a list of my extra time so took a day off
18:31:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol someone's a bit shady
18:31:00 <^bozoJim> and was threatened with the sacl as they were short
18:31:00 <Sutekh> ur all whingers, i work her and Exo pays me 25 cents a shift
18:32:00 <^bozoJim> hello Sutekh
18:32:00 <e|f> more than i get, Sutekh - i only get free use of the coffee machine
18:32:00 <Sutekh> haha
18:32:00 <Sutekh> Hi Jimbo
18:33:00 <Discord> <10partay> Im blessed to have my overpaid underworked job
18:33:00 <^bozoJim> I got to this afternoon and checked the pH of my chilli sauce and it is spot on
18:33:00 <^bozoJim> a nice acidic 3.2
18:34:00 <Discord> <10partay> bozo.. a man of many talents
18:34:00 <^bozoJim> love my ferments
18:34:00 <Discord> <10partay> you would have been king if you were born in the 1600's
18:34:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> bozo leaving moaning voicemails
18:34:00 <^bozoJim> lol
18:34:00 <^bozoJim> not me
18:34:00 <e|f> get yourself an old bathtub and use it to make your own vodka
18:35:00 <e|f> but you don't drink, eh
18:35:00 <^bozoJim> no thanks I cannot drink
18:35:00 <e|f> yea :)
18:35:00 <^bozoJim> I do however make my own raw apple cider
18:35:00 <^bozoJim> strain it out and let it convert to acaetic acid
18:36:00 <^bozoJim> vinegar for the ones who dont know
18:36:00 <Sutekh> Jim when can i expect delivery of my X rated puppet?
18:36:00 <^bozoJim> you never asked plus I dont do x rated
18:36:00 <e|f> he also needs your email address so he can hit it with spam after he's sent the package
18:37:00 <Sutekh> wtf
18:37:00 <e|f> heh
18:39:00 <Discord> <10partay> bozo i bet youd make a mean penis puppet
18:39:20 <b1rd> Quick bannana
18:40:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> :fgt:
18:40:00 <^bozoJim> nope
18:40:35 <Lumeah> Ok
18:40:48 <b1rd> Mm
18:41:00 <Discord> <12Exo> bozojim would make a great court jester in the 1600s
18:41:00 <^bozoJim> good e vening Exo
18:41:00 <^bozoJim> nice to see you on
18:41:00 <Discord> <12Exo> welcome bozojim, nice of u to leave studio 466 early tonight to join us
18:42:00 <^bozoJim> It is ok Exo I did not pay attention to the 7.30 report on you last night with your dungeon, concubines and slaves
18:42:00 <Discord> <12Exo> no tinder date tonight?
18:43:00 <^bozoJim> I thought that was you
18:43:00 <Discord> <12Exo> That's you E X O
18:43:00 <^bozoJim> I dont need I spoke to my IRC wifey this afternoon
18:44:00 <Discord> <12Exo> oh u spoke to SkyFire earlier did you
18:45:00 <^bozoJim> ha ha
18:45:00 <^bozoJim> no I spoke to kezzie
18:45:00 <Discord> <10partay> lol exo
18:46:00 <Discord> <12Exo> g'day partay
18:46:00 <Discord> <10partay> sup nigga?
18:46:00 <^bozoJim> and she ahs given me permission to deal with you as I see fit
18:46:00 <Lumeah> O0o0o0oh
18:46:00 <Discord> <10partay> lash him with your penis bozo?
18:47:00 <^bozoJim> nah
18:47:00 <Lumeah> Awww
18:47:00 <^bozoJim> there is a thrashing unit out the back room with Exos name on it
18:47:00 <Discord> <12Exo> not interested to get caught up in your cuckhold shenanigans jimmy
18:48:00 <^bozoJim> but it is what you PMed me asking me to buy one just for you so I did
18:49:00 <^bozoJim> you said the cattle crush was so last century
18:49:00 <Discord> <12Exo> looks like all your buddies on masterchef have been given the boot
18:49:00 <^bozoJim> lol
18:49:00 <Discord> <10partay> they asked for a 40% hike
18:49:50 <e|f> aight guys and girls, i'm outskies
18:49:54 <e|f> take it e-z
18:49:58 <e|f> ~~~~~~
18:50:00 <Discord> <10partay> of course they did.. nice way to leave before getting booted
18:50:00 <Discord> <12Exo> haha greedy much
18:50:00 <Discord> <12Exo> already getting like 1mil a year
18:50:00 <Discord> <10partay> i like matt.. i have the george calombaris shitbag
18:50:00 <Discord> <10partay> hate*
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18:51:00 <Discord> <12Exo> underpaying his staff like 7mil lol
18:51:00 <Discord> <12Exo> dirty
18:53:00 <Discord> <10partay> and said.. well that dont have a degree why and I paying them penalty rates
18:53:00 <Discord> <10partay> should get bozo to crack his melon
18:53:00 <Discord> <05Floss> They've all been shitcanned
18:53:00 <Discord> <12Exo> bozo would make a great judge on masterchef 2020
18:53:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Guess what tho, I'll be ok mkr next year 😄
18:54:00 <Discord> <12Exo> haha
18:54:00 <Discord> <12Exo> mkr is too drama focused
18:54:00 <e|f> they probably do have a projected time period for those shows, much like soaps etc
18:54:00 <e|f> how many seasons are we gonna run this puppy for
18:55:00 <Discord> <12Exo> ibby rommel and those american fags
18:55:00 <Discord> <12Exo> as long as it is successful and bringing in plenty of viewers
18:55:00 <e|f> yea the ratings
18:55:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol mzmvp all your arguements pale.into insignificance because you're dumb enough to be in a pyramid scheme
18:56:00 <Discord> <04energizer> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603148337042030592/c1muai8o20c31.png
18:56:00 <Discord> <12Exo> ||Mzmvp is a dude||
18:56:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Me and the bf are going to be diners
18:56:00 <Discord> <04energizer> lol exo
18:56:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I told them I can be a massive bitch drama queen
18:56:00 <Discord> <12Exo> haha, howdy energizer
18:57:00 <Discord> <12Exo> that's what they are looking for Floss
18:57:00 <Discord> <12Exo> and u will make it to the top 5 minimum
18:57:00 <e|f> they want someone unusual too
18:57:00 <e|f> but not too unusual
18:57:00 <e|f> hmm brb
18:57:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
18:58:00 <^bozoJim> put Exo on and he will show them a thing or two or three
18:58:00 <e|f> i wanna see Pauline Hanson on mkr or one of those shows
18:59:00 <e|f> someone burns the toast and it's "Please explain..."
18:59:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> put bozo on and crime watch call centre will go off
18:59:00 <Discord> <12Exo> bozojim and skyfire aka ibby and rommel
18:59:00 <^bozoJim> thank you
18:59:00 <Discord> <12Exo> LoooLs
18:59:00 <^bozoJim> no Jim and Exo
18:59:00 <^bozoJim> that would make the ratings go through the roof
19:00:00 <^bozoJim> as they tune in to see the latest escapades we get up to
19:00:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> crimestoppers
19:00:00 <^bozoJim> yes i know those two one is a clown and the other is the guy who stops trams in Melbourne
19:00:39 <Lumeah> Byes
19:01:00 <^bozoJim> this old dear calls crime stoppers to report Exo
19:02:00 <Discord> <05rainmaker> yes
19:02:00 <^bozoJim> yes officer I remember that Exo guy he had his cardboard guitar plugged into the tram tracks in Swanston St trying to be the king
19:02:00 <Discord> <10faux> Yes
19:02:00 <Discord> <04energizer> Patty the Patrol got some new kicks today
19:02:00 <Discord> <04energizer> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603149974057779200/20190723_165057.jpg
19:02:00 <Discord> <12Exo> bozojim spending too much time at the blue krystal and becoming krAzy
19:02:00 <Discord> <10partay> thats a nice rig energizer
19:03:00 <Discord> <10faux> Beast
19:03:00 <^bozoJim> what is this blue krystal you talk a bout
19:03:00 <Discord> <04energizer> aw cheers marty
19:03:00 <Discord> <04energizer> they didn't balance the wheels properly :/
19:03:00 <Discord> <04energizer> but they informed me my rims weren't quite round so naturally I won't be able to take it back and have a whinge
19:04:00 <e|f> expensive tyres eh
19:04:00 <e|f> for those suvs 4x4s
19:04:00 <e|f> how much is one tyre. $300+ ?
19:06:00 <Discord> <04energizer> $350. cost price
19:06:00 <Discord> <04energizer> 5x of hurts the old wallet a bit
19:07:00 <e|f> yeah
19:07:00 <e|f> oh well
19:07:00 <e|f> rig looks good anyway :)
19:08:00 <Discord> <05Floss> The parentals have a 4.2 turbo diesel patrol to tow the clydesdales
19:08:00 <Discord> <05Floss> She's a workforce
19:09:45 <b1rd> Awww
19:10:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Omg Mariah doesn't want the roast pumpkin. It hasskin on it. And it's too hot.
19:10:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I just barked at her
19:10:06 <b1rd> Ok quick mull
19:11:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Itsb autifully roasted in olive oil and herbs with the chicken
19:12:00 <Discord> <10partay> pics or lies
19:12:00 <^bozoJim> cannibal family have their grandmotehr fall off the perch and little son says, mommy. mommy I don't like grandma and motehr says, thats alright Exo eat your vegetables
19:12:00 <Discord> <05Floss> They're eating it
19:13:00 <Discord> <05Floss> So help me.god she's eating all the veggies. The kid poops maybe twice a week FFS she's having some fibre
19:13:00 <^bozoJim> good
19:13:00 <Discord> <05Floss> No more fucking frozen veg and chicken nuggets
19:16:00 <e|f> i have an audience
19:16:00 <e|f> my little dog is watching me
19:17:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Mine is sitting at the dinner table
19:17:00 <e|f> she has her own chair, cutlery and plate set ?
19:17:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603153782003597312/JPEG_20190723_191626.jpg
19:17:00 <Discord> <05Floss> That's her chair
19:17:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It was not my doing
19:18:00 <e|f> aww
19:18:00 <Discord> <05Floss> She has good manners
19:18:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'll give her some chicken in a bit
19:18:00 <e|f> good idea
19:18:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Second dinner is good dinner
19:20:00 <Discord> <04energizer> @Floss the 4.2 is decent. nice.
19:20:00 <Discord> <05Floss> They're selling if youre interested lol
19:20:00 <Discord> <04energizer> they all have a million ks on them and are overpriced otherwise I'd have got one
19:20:00 <Discord> <05Floss> They are fucking idiots
19:20:00 <Discord> <04energizer> oh yeah? what year / kms / price?
19:20:00 <Discord> <04energizer> lol
19:21:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's got duck all km like maybe 70 thousand
19:21:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Woah, only poop twice a week!? That's so bad.
19:21:00 <Discord> <05Floss> 2003 I think
19:21:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's in WA though
19:21:00 <Discord> <04energizer> going good til you said WA
19:21:00 <Discord> <04energizer> what are they asking for it?
19:21:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's such a nice car omg
19:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Beautiful inside
19:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Um I'll ask hang on
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19:24:00 <e|f> eh i think i'll turn in soon and roadtest my new pillows
19:24:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I think th y will deeply regret selling it
19:24:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Ooo new pillows. What type?
19:24:00 <Discord> <05Floss> But they won't listen
19:25:00 <Discord> <05Floss> She's like we need another ute, would a Navara tow them? LOLOLOLOL
19:25:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Tow what?
19:25:00 <Discord> <10partay> Energizer what sort of mp3 quality are the youtube converters ?
19:25:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It won't tow the skin off a rice pudding and that's if the can doesn't fall off
19:25:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hubby has a navara and it's a great ute.
19:25:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Cabin*
19:25:00 <Discord> <05Floss> They can't tow much
19:25:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> That's a shame
19:25:00 <Discord> <05Floss> They won't tow 2 horses
19:26:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Patrol engine is like double the size
19:26:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I wouldn't have a clue. We don't use our ute to tow anything lol
19:26:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Navaras have a bad habit of falling apart
19:26:00 <Discord> <05Floss> They've been recalled a lot
19:27:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Really? I heard toyota and nissan have the best utes.
19:27:00 <Discord> <05Floss> The cabin splits from the tray
19:27:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> My dad use to fix cars and he recommends them both.
19:27:00 <Discord> <05Floss> The chassis breaks in navaras
19:27:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Ohh
19:27:00 <Discord> <05Floss> There's a class action law suit about it
19:27:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Didn't know about that
19:27:42 <Discord> <couleurs> Hi Angels n Bots
19:28:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I thought they were ok till I researched them as a possible tow vehicle
19:30:00 <Discord> <10partay> my Ranger loves to tow stuff
19:30:00 <Discord> <10partay> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603157079666065420/ranger_2.jpg
19:30:35 <Discord> <couleurs> hello thumby
19:31:00 <e|f> i can see the personalised number plate
19:31:00 <e|f> "PARTAY"
19:31:00 <Discord> <10partay> nope
19:32:00 <Discord> <10partay> "race car behind"
19:32:00 <Discord> <10partay> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603157418846715904/QR_Action.jpg
19:32:00 <e|f> that second pic is a good one
19:33:00 <Discord> <10partay> thats my baby
19:33:00 <e|f> very good... brb
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19:38:00 <MzMvp> slim shady thats my baby
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19:40:00 <e|f> okie dokies
19:40:00 <e|f> i'm out for the night everyone
19:40:00 <e|f> take care and take it e-z
19:40:00 <e|f> ~~~~~~~~~~
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19:44:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Energizer they want 32 grand
19:44:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I didn't realise it was worth that much
19:44:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's done 187km
19:45:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol I am not observant
19:45:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yeah partay rangers are decent I told them to get one if they're going to sell the patrol
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19:46:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Still think they are idiots
19:46:00 <Discord> <10partay> 32K is a bit rich
19:46:00 <Discord> <10partay> what year?
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19:47:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> 32k is steep for 187kn akready
19:48:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> *km
19:48:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> *already
19:48:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Omg... my butter fingers
19:48:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's a rare engine
19:48:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I thought they would say like 25 but eh
19:48:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I don't think she really wants to sell it
19:49:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> What car is it? I missed that part
19:50:00 <Discord> <05Floss> 4.2 turbo diesel patrol
19:51:00 <Discord> <10partay> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603162262383099915/67360521_1245762262273045_1466789562750599168_n.jpg
19:51:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Year?
19:51:00 <Discord> <10faux> youre a real tough cooookie with a long historyyyyyyyyyyy
19:51:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Diesel is good.
19:52:00 <^bozoJim> hello cayleen
19:52:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hello Jim 😄
19:52:00 <Discord> <10partay> Pat Benatar.. really?
19:52:00 <Discord> <10faux> i didnt even know thats who sang it lol
19:52:00 <Discord> <10faux> but ty
19:52:00 <Discord> <10faux> i like the song
19:52:00 <Discord> <10partay> sends faux the link to spotify
19:52:00 <Discord> <10faux> HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
19:53:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yea from carsales their price is right they hold their value
19:53:00 <Discord> <10partay> hits faux with multiple shots
19:53:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Ohhh ok.
19:53:00 <Discord> <10faux> 80s playlist on spotify
19:53:00 <Discord> <10faux> DEAL W IT
19:53:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/2003-Nissan-Patrol-ST-L-GU-III-Manual-4x4-MY03/SSE-AD-6210371?pageSource=details&id=SSE-AD-6210371
19:54:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol I found their add on carsales
19:55:00 <Discord> <10partay> Henry eh?
19:56:00 <Discord> <04energizer> sorry was afk
19:56:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Oh wow... 2003, 194km. 34k... that's really steep.
19:56:00 <Discord> <04energizer> well... i was at keyboard
19:56:00 <Discord> <04energizer> but not my computer keyboard, I was learning Piano Man
19:56:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's such a nice car I don't want them to sell it
19:56:00 <Discord> <10faux> cute
19:56:00 <Discord> <04energizer> 32k is fair tbh
19:56:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Here energizer
19:56:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/2003-Nissan-Patrol-ST-GU-III-Manual-4x4-MY03/SSE-AD-6158245?pageSource=details&id=SSE-AD-6158245
19:56:00 <Discord> <05Floss> This is theirs
19:56:00 <Discord> <04energizer> it has an 80 series hat on it!
19:56:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hubby got his nivara for around 30k, only 80 something km, diesel and 2012.
19:56:00 <Discord> <04energizer> that's clean. fuckin nice
19:57:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yeah but cayleen this engine is rare
19:57:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> It does look like a very nice car though.
19:57:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It'll tow anything
19:57:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Why on earth would they sell it? It looks good
19:57:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Because they are retarded
19:57:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> LOL
19:57:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Only explanation haha.
19:57:00 <Discord> <05Floss> She said she's not in a rush now
19:57:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Fucking idiots
19:57:00 <Discord> <04energizer> ST-L, too. The nice electric seats and all the extra bits
19:57:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yes it's a beauty
19:58:00 <Discord> <05Floss> They like the finer things but they're opening another business so they want the cash
19:58:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I tried to swap them for the Santa but they aren't as retarded as I thought
19:58:00 <Discord> <10partay> Cayleen a nivara is no patrol
19:58:00 <Discord> <04energizer> i want it
19:58:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's so beautiful
19:58:00 <Discord> <04energizer> ill give them 26
19:58:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's like driving a luxury tank
19:59:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol she won't take it
19:59:00 <Discord> <10partay> 26 and an energizer nude
19:59:00 <Discord> <04energizer> shout "CASH! HE'LL BRING CASH!" and see if that changes her mind
19:59:00 <Discord> <04energizer> lol partay
19:59:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I don't know jack shit about cars. I just want one that runs and doesn't break on me lol.
19:59:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Or break the bank lol
19:59:00 <Discord> <04energizer> ill throw in a live performance on the piano
20:00:00 <Discord> <05Floss> If she insists on breeding draft horses she can't be fucking around with her towing gear
20:00:00 <Discord> <04energizer> LOL horses
20:00:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I don't think a Navara would tow her float empty
20:00:00 <Discord> <04energizer> you could tow horses with a bloody Corolla
20:00:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Eerr
20:00:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It needs to tow at least 3 tonne
20:00:00 <Discord> <04energizer> whattt how big is the float?
20:00:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Huge
20:01:00 <Discord> <04energizer> most floats are just a twin axle car trailer with a fiberglass box on top
20:01:00 <Discord> <05Floss> And the horses.....put it this way it's a custom 3 horse float converted to 2 horse
20:01:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Cause her horsesre so big
20:01:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Oh baby no
20:01:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Sounds massively heavy
20:01:00 <Discord> <05Floss> This bitch tows the rolls Royce of floats
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20:02:00 <Discord> <05Floss> They are at least 650kg per horse
20:02:00 <Discord> <05Floss> They're war horses lol
20:02:00 <Discord> <04energizer> hang on, are you BSing
20:02:00 <Discord> <04energizer> that car is in QLD
20:03:00 <Discord> <05Floss> No dear
20:03:00 <Discord> <05Floss> The first one I posted yes
20:03:00 <Discord> <05Floss> The second one is theirs
20:03:00 <Discord> <05Floss> The bronzey one
20:04:00 <Discord> <04energizer> ahhh i was on the wrong link
20:05:00 <Discord> <04energizer> yeah 26 would be a fair offer imo
20:06:00 <Discord> <04energizer> i'm just saying, i was jk about buying it
20:06:00 <Discord> <04energizer> got enough 4wdrives at my house
20:06:00 <Discord> <04energizer> misso would murder me
20:06:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Happy wife, happy life.
20:06:00 <Discord> <05Floss> She's not in a rush hopefully she doesn't sell it at all
20:06:00 <Discord> <05Floss> She won't tow jack shit without it
20:07:00 <Discord> <05Floss> They make the dumbest snap decisions then argue about who's fault it was it's kind of hilarious
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20:08:46 <Discord> <Cayleen> Zed just bought himself 2 toddler lights and a giant squid plushie. xD
20:08:57 <Discord> <Cayleen> $101. Lil turd has money.
20:10:27 <Discord> <rainmaker> https://tenor.com/view/squidward-8bit-pixel-dance-wiggle-gif-4860157
20:10:57 <Discord> <Pantone> Score! My kids have more money than we do
20:11:59 <Discord> <Pantone> I feel like I’m on an acid trip looking at that
20:12:46 <Discord> <rainmaker> a view to b1rd's world
20:12:54 <Discord> <Pantone> lol
20:13:29 <Discord> <Exo> N e grls 1r make it tonight
20:13:40 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol
20:14:12 <Discord> <rainmaker> n e guys 1r cuckhold tonight
20:14:52 <Discord> <Floss> What
20:14:57 <Discord> <Floss> I cant read that
20:15:04 <Discord> <Floss> What's 1r
20:16:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Last night I told her I wanna go as her for Halloween, she said Halloween has already been this year lol
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20:17:00 <Discord> <05Floss> So dad calls her a dumbarse and they kick off, all on vid chat
20:17:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> lol
20:17:00 <Discord> <05Floss> If there's nothing on Netflix we call them up
20:17:40 <Discord> <Pantone> Like a harpoon in my hearrrt
20:17:54 <Discord> <Exo> 1r = wanna = want to
20:18:03 <Discord> <Exo> get with the internet slang Pantone!
20:18:25 <Discord> <Floss> That's so stupid
20:18:31 <Discord> <Pantone> Oi it wasn’t me!
20:18:42 <Discord> <Pantone> It’s bird talk
20:19:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> @energizer asl?
20:19:00 <Discord> <10partay> 15/f/wet
20:19:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> I'm looking at hubby's photos on FB right from the beginning. When you're young... omg... you think you look so dang hot hahaha.
20:19:00 <Discord> <04energizer> lol @Cath^
20:19:02 <Discord> <Exo> LooooL
20:19:11 <Discord> <Exo> i need a fine shiraz
20:20:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> 😂
20:20:00 <Discord> <12Exo> has always been hot
20:20:31 <Discord> <Pantone> I had a shiraz cab sauv tonight - was delicious
20:20:54 <Discord> <rainmaker> a whole dozen
20:21:00 <Discord> <04energizer> Exo has a hot radio voice
20:21:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I dunno what baby ewoks look like
20:21:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Prob cute
20:21:00 <Discord> <04energizer> i don't get the ewok thing. you reckon you look like an ewok?
20:21:00 <Discord> <04energizer> I don't see the resemblance
20:21:00 <Discord> <04energizer> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603169899287805952/2Q.png
20:21:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Your baby will be so cute Floss.
20:21:54 <Discord> <Pantone> Yes. To drown my sorrows
20:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yeah I'm a hairy little derp of a thing
20:22:00 <Discord> <12Exo> did u ever take dream photos or sticky pics Cayleen
20:22:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> LOL energizer
20:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> That's me
20:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Camping
20:22:00 <Discord> <04energizer> your profile pic looks not bad though Floss...
20:22:00 <Discord> <10partay> thats a good floss likeness
20:22:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Nope Exo. I was a hermit back in highschool. And ugly one to boot. I looked like a guy with my short hair.
20:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> If you squint you can see Ewok
20:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's there
20:22:27 <Discord> <Floss> I had a grapetiser
20:22:33 <Discord> <Floss> It was a very good year
20:22:33 <Discord> <rainmaker> will @energizer make a performance tonight
20:22:46 <Discord> <rainmaker> !play never want to dance again
20:23:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> You're the hottest Ewok around.
20:23:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I speak in nonsense jibberjabber
20:23:20 <Discord> <Pantone> Lol floss
20:23:44 <Discord> <Floss> Lol mum went off her tits at me
20:23:51 <Discord> <Floss> I made out like it was red wine
20:24:40 <Discord> <Exo> LOOOOL whats this music in jiggys room
20:24:49 <HellFury> is it lame
20:25:05 <Discord> <Pantone> I wonder if I should move to that stuff instead of drinking so much
20:25:07 <Discord> <Exo> where is the sparkling grape juice
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20:25:48 <Discord> <rainmaker> !play sex moaning
20:25:52 <Discord> <rainmaker> !play sex moaning
20:26:05 <Discord> <rainmaker> enjoy jiggy
20:27:26 <Discord> <Floss> Umm
20:27:45 <Discord> <Floss> Don't because Dean is tired and I'll leave a snail trail thru the house
20:27:58 <Discord> <Pantone> lol!
20:28:04 <Discord> <Floss> Oh and that seems like an overshare even for me
20:28:12 <Discord> <Pantone> I laughed
20:29:00 <Discord> <Floss> I don't think I'm getting special cuddles
20:30:06 <Discord> <Exo> special cuddles
20:30:08 <Discord> <Exo> i like that sound of that
20:30:13 <Discord> <Pantone> Either do I, mines on call tonight
20:30:24 <Discord> <Cayleen> No special cuddles here either.
20:30:41 <Discord> <Floss> But it's hump day
20:30:45 <Discord> <Floss> 😭
20:30:47 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol
20:30:56 <Discord> <Cayleen> I'm too uncomfortable these days.
20:31:34 <Discord> <Cayleen> Oh did you get any baby stuff from Aldi today Floss?
20:31:58 <Discord> <Floss> Nah I looked but it was too exp or not for newborns
20:32:12 <Discord> <Cayleen> Ahh
20:32:17 <Discord> <Floss> They only had a carseat for 6month plus
20:32:22 <Discord> <Exo> https://tenor.com/view/yes-nod-gif-9625083
20:32:24 <Discord> <Floss> And a bath for 70bucks
20:32:28 <Discord> <Exo> it's hump day alright
20:32:33 <Discord> <Floss> Yeah boi
20:32:37 <Discord> <Floss> I will try
20:32:45 <Discord> <Cayleen> How about the room light with temperature reading?
20:32:48 <Discord> <Floss> I'll give him a back rub
20:32:58 <Discord> <Floss> I dunno I saw them but eh
20:33:15 <Discord> <Floss> Might go back tomorrow after school drop off
20:33:24 <Discord> <Cayleen> I like to know what room Zed's temp is. He sleeps well at 20'c
20:33:58 <Discord> <Cayleen> And then I don't have to guess how much to clothe him. Because if I'm off by even 2'c he'll either be too cold or too hot. And wakes up often due to the discomfort
20:34:13 <Discord> <Exo> hot oil massage on an inflatable plastic mattress
20:34:20 <Discord> <Cayleen> lol Exo
20:34:46 <Discord> <Floss> I was going to go with if it's screaming it's prob not happy
20:35:04 <Discord> <Floss> I don't wanna know how cold or hot this place gets lol
20:35:17 <Discord> <Cayleen> Baby sleeping bags are also great. Don't have to worry about the blanket covering their face accidentally.
20:35:50 <Discord> <Floss> I saw a baby bag for babies with hip displasia
20:35:54 <Discord> <Pantone> Buy as many sleeping bags as you can. Aldi sell them too
20:35:58 <Discord> <Floss> That was trippy
20:36:00 <Discord> <12Exo> https://tenor.com/view/cute-dogs-ewok-gif-7561188
20:36:08 <Discord> <Floss> I was like....wot
20:36:13 <Discord> <Cayleen> Bonds wondersuits are awesome. They have foot and hand covers. You'll be lucky to keep the baby gloves/mittens on them... They always fall off.
20:36:35 <Discord> <Floss> Yeah I've bought some.but the kids due in summer so I haven't gone too crazy
20:36:47 <Discord> <Cayleen> And they scratch their faces like crazy too. Sharp tiny claws.
20:36:55 <Discord> <Cayleen> Ahh fair enough.
20:37:17 <Discord> <Floss> I reckon I'll go till around xmas
20:37:28 <Discord> <Floss> Then merry fkn Xmas. Smashed out vage
20:37:32 <Discord> <Cayleen> I even buy clothes/sleeping bags for Zed even 1 year from now lol. If there's good sales, I jump on it.
20:37:35 <Discord> <Pantone> I had one baby I swaddled and it was shiiit. My youngest was born in early January and he slept during the day in a singlet onesie and in a light weight sleeping bag
20:37:58 <Discord> <Floss> Yeah Pantene I've got a few of the singlet ones
20:38:06 <Discord> <Pantone> Puuuurfect
20:38:12 <Discord> <Floss> I haven't bought bed stuff cause the cots not here yet
20:38:19 <Discord> <Cayleen> Yeah hand swaddling with a wrap isn't all that easy. And when you get the hang of it, they squirm out... the arms...
20:38:25 <Discord> <Floss> It's going to be a prick to get bedding for
20:39:22 <Discord> <Cayleen> You can just use a larger fitted sheet. I even put a wrap on Zed's cot mattress before because he upchucked so often.
20:39:44 <Discord> <Cayleen> Around his head area. Just throw that in the waste instead of redoing the whole cot.
20:39:47 <Discord> <Floss> I'm worked about the fitted sheet being to big and something bad happening
20:39:53 <Discord> <Cayleen> *wash
20:39:55 <Discord> <Floss> Worried*
20:40:00 <Discord> <Cayleen> Ahhh.
20:40:08 <Discord> <Floss> It's only a little mattress
20:40:10 <Discord> <Cayleen> Tuck it in as much as you can.
20:40:23 <Discord> <Floss> Deans mum might take them in once we buy some
20:40:34 <Discord> <Cayleen> Do you know anybody that can sew for you?
20:40:43 <Discord> <Floss> Most of them are 140cm but our cot is a compact it's only 100cm
20:40:55 <Discord> <Cayleen> Yeah.
20:41:16 <Discord> <Cayleen> When I was in Sydney and used a portable cot I just lined it with a muslin wrap.
20:41:34 <Discord> <Floss> Ohh ok
20:41:43 <Discord> <Cayleen> It doesn't really move until the baby starts to grab things lol
20:42:07 <Discord> <Cayleen> Newborns are just blobs. They don't really move much haha.
20:42:11 <Discord> <Floss> I think by 4 months I'll be like err I want this sorted out
20:42:16 <Discord> <Cayleen> Yeah.
20:42:33 <Discord> <Floss> Trying not to go too mad too earlt
20:42:37 <Discord> <Floss> Did that last time
20:42:42 <Discord> <Cayleen> Awwww...
20:43:05 <Discord> <Floss> I might buy a box of nappies tomorrow though just cause they're $25 for the big box
20:43:18 <Discord> <Cayleen> Yeah.
20:43:33 <Discord> <Floss> I donated all mine last time so it wasn't totally terrible
20:44:27 <Discord> <Cayleen> At least it went to a baby that needed it.
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20:46:10 <dazzo2> Hi
20:46:16 <Discord> <Cayleen> Hi dazzo
20:48:17 <Discord> <Cayleen> Bed time now. Goodnight!
20:48:23 <Discord> <Exo> ni ni Tamie
20:51:00 <Discord> <11couleurs> Hi Angels n Bots
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20:52:47 <Discord> <Exo> trump1945
20:52:51 <Discord> <Exo> i am looking for rosco george
20:53:21 <President_Trump> Exo1945kg who is rosco george?
20:54:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Exo How'd you get that vid of me
20:54:02 <Discord> <Exo> [[[[pong]]]]]
20:54:21 <President_Trump> he's busy doing a podcast atm
20:54:56 <Discord> <Exo> pong1945 the one who use to do the austnet news
20:55:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Xnxx 😋
20:55:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Gday colorez
20:55:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hello couleurs
20:55:00 <Discord> <05Floss> She's chilling watching tv
20:55:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603178417994596365/JPEG_20190723_205347.jpg
20:55:26 <Discord> <rainmaker> rosco
20:56:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Looks comfy
20:56:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Wots on the tele?
20:56:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yeah I can't stretch my legs but whatevs
20:56:00 <Discord> <05Floss> We are still watching Ramsey yell at ppl
20:56:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Hahaha
20:56:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> She looks so happy
20:57:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Haha
20:57:00 <Discord> <05Floss> She's full of roast chicken
20:57:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> One happy belly
20:57:00 <Discord> <04Cayleen> Ugh it's almost 9pm. 😦 I better head to bed. Goodnight!
20:57:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Nighty night
20:59:00 <Discord> <12Exo> Night cayleen
21:07:25 <Discord> <partay> BRING BACK THE AUSTNET NEWS
21:08:00 <Discord> <Exo> haha that shit was mad
21:09:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol Dean just said to me "can you even reach the bottoms of your pockets?"
21:09:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Always being a cunt
21:15:31 <President_Trump> where is the delivery boy
21:16:25 <dazzo2> Things are ok ive got a job interview tomorrow
21:16:38 <Discord> <partay> dazzo who with?
21:16:45 <dazzo2> But it silly early at 8am i gotta wear me suit
21:16:45 <Discord> <rainmaker> hello grilled dazza
21:16:50 <dazzo2> Ausgrid mate
21:16:57 <Discord> <partay> suiting up?
21:16:59 <Discord> <partay> whoa
21:17:04 <Discord> <partay> whats the role?
21:17:27 <dazzo2> Yeah man a real job... to work as a engineer
21:17:36 <Discord> <partay> nice
21:17:40 <dazzo2> Im the signals and comm department
21:17:41 <Discord> <partay> good luck
21:17:48 <dazzo2> Thanks bro
21:18:01 <Discord> <rainmaker> drop the pen and wear a skirt
21:18:05 <dazzo2> Need to get a coffee in though at 8am
21:18:32 <dazzo2> Rainmaker i hope they are all sexy women interviwers
21:18:56 <dazzo2> Then i can bend over and they can check out my bum
21:19:06 <Discord> <rainmaker> good luck man
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21:19:13 <dazzo2> Thx
21:19:58 <President_Trump> wear your pimax to the interview
21:20:10 <dazzo2> Lol
21:20:43 <dazzo2> If they like vr its a sure thing i will get job
21:21:04 <dazzo2> I can adjurn my current battle with centrelink
21:21:23 <dazzo2> Boy its tough with them
21:21:37 <dazzo2> They know how to crush my spirit heh
21:22:44 <Discord> <Floss> I remembered the game!!!
21:22:55 <Discord> <damian> WHAT IS IT?!
21:23:20 <Discord> <Floss> https://youtu.be/0vVIiKp6xMs
21:23:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wacky Wheels (Nov 21, 2006) Length: 0 - Category: Gaming - 245,282 views - 892 likes (98%), 18 dislikes (2%)
21:23:27 <Discord> <damian> oh
21:23:39 <Discord> <damian> you should ask me about games, wacky wheels was one of my favourites growing up
21:23:45 <Discord> <Floss> Wacky wheels!
21:23:55 <Discord> <Floss> I HAD to be the tiger
21:23:56 <Discord> <damian> we didn't have no dang nintenod when we were younger, we had to rely on the fakes
21:24:03 <Discord> <Floss> Otherwise tantrum
21:24:05 <Discord> <damian> i liked the shark
21:24:13 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> i sexy people
21:24:18 <Discord> <Floss> Ohh yes
21:24:19 <Discord> <damian> ey jiggy
21:24:22 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> have i got the right room?
21:24:34 <Discord> <Floss> No
21:24:42 <Discord> <Floss> The sexy people don't go here
21:25:01 <Discord> <Floss> We are more rubust, hairy stock
21:25:09 <Discord> <partay> Ewok stock
21:25:17 <Discord> <Floss> Indeed
21:25:20 <Discord> <damian> https://classicreload.com/wacky-wheels.html
21:25:26 <Discord> <damian> are you on PC or mobile Floss?
21:25:36 <Discord> <Floss> Mobile
21:25:37 <Discord> <damian> man, that music.. memories
21:25:42 <Discord> <damian> ah, find a computer and go to that link i just gave you
21:25:50 <Discord> <Floss> Or is be all over that shit
21:25:54 <Discord> <Floss> Lol yes
21:26:01 <Discord> <Floss> The music
21:26:14 <Discord> <Floss> I'm trying to get laid atm
21:26:39 <Discord> <damian> put the game on, you'll get it
21:26:57 <Discord> <partay> floss go rub your vag in his face
21:27:14 <Discord> <partay> it is tidy isnt it ?
21:27:31 <Discord> <partay> preg or not it needs to be in tip top condition
21:27:43 <President_Trump> if you keep talking to partay you will be out of the mood pretty quickly
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21:27:58 <Discord> <Exo> rosco george
21:28:03 <Discord> <partay> just show your pic trumpy
21:28:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii
21:28:17 <Discord> <Exo> :emuu:
21:28:43 * [[[[[pong]]]]] picks bum through undies...
21:28:45 <President_Trump> i just ruffled cecil's feathers
21:29:42 <Discord> <rainmaker> hello rosco geroge
21:29:58 <Discord> <partay> portly rosco george
21:30:20 Part: Nero ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:31:29 <Discord> <partay> NO
21:32:33 <Discord> <rainmaker> where are thou @Cath^
21:32:33 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Undies smelly
21:32:47 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> caffeenator
21:33:00 <President_Trump> whos horny
21:33:08 <Discord> <Cath^> always here for you @rainmaker
21:33:22 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> come work your lips with us cath
21:34:43 <Discord> <rainmaker> pantone waiting for your wed wet pic
21:35:09 <jigsaw #sydney> caffeeeeee
21:35:16 <Discord> <Pantone> They are so there
21:36:50 <Discord> <Cath^> did you see my wet wed pic @rainmaker ?
21:36:51 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> pantone gimme a pic worthy of lamination
21:37:14 <Discord> <Pantone> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/603553621245820968/image0.jpg
21:37:18 * President_Trump makes cath and emu burger with the lot
21:37:22 <President_Trump> *an
21:37:27 <Discord> <rainmaker> good but missing wet pubes
21:37:44 <Discord> <Pantone> You can see the start of the anaconda
21:37:53 <Discord> <jiggysaurus> and include the choc cock
21:38:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Look liek pong
21:38:11 <Discord> <Exo> that guy is hot but he is no partay
21:38:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Partay Leftie
21:38:33 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Also grey pubes
21:39:16 <President_Trump> i bet he can tip afl better than partay
21:40:16 <Discord> <Cath^> is that partay and his nipple ring?
21:40:32 <Discord> <Pantone> Yep
21:40:32 <Discord> <Cath^> hi Trump
21:40:34 <Sutekh> Catherine :)
21:40:36 <Discord> <Cath^> hahaha
21:40:43 <Discord> <Cath^> Christopher :)
21:40:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong has bolt through penis
21:40:57 <Discord> <Cath^> how are you dj anta?
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21:43:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://i.redd.it/6kjv1wcmeya31.jpg
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21:44:00 <Discord> <11couleurs> ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL CREATURE
21:44:02 <Discord> <Exo> pong is a good man
21:44:09 <Sutekh> lah
21:44:14 <Sutekh> Hey Exo
21:44:20 <Discord> <Exo> gidday Sutekh
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21:45:43 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Sutekhhh :)
21:46:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Err
21:46:09 <Sutekh> Hey CG, how are u beautiful?
21:46:14 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ppl say..
21:47:00 <Discord> <05Floss> No dear
21:47:00 <President_Trump> those nails are hot
21:47:18 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> I'm a bit mad tonight. Ready Player One was just not good enough!
21:47:22 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> How're you?
21:48:00 <Discord> <11couleurs> j/k got ya good
21:48:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://i.redd.it/mcrr55wsb0c31.jpg
21:48:04 <Sutekh> ready player one? wtf is that... yeah im good thanks
21:48:28 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> It's a book. That was turned into a movie. But the movie just didn't cut it
21:48:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who want to tongue kiss
21:49:00 <President_Trump> thats hot
21:49:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Fuck lady you've got hands? A carrot? Why is that your first option lol
21:49:35 <Sutekh> ohh
21:50:00 <Discord> <11couleurs> YiKeS
21:50:00 <President_Trump> how do u know its not a man?
21:54:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Well then same question
21:54:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> :p
21:55:00 <Discord> <damian> ping pong poing
21:55:00 <President_Trump> its fake anyway, sucked in
21:55:23 <Discord> <damian> you enjoyed the book @Cosmic^Girl ?
21:55:54 <Discord> <damian> i absolutely loved the book. i think i've mentioned before that i do audiobooks and Wil Wheaton was the narrator .. which fit that story perfectly given his position in it
21:56:26 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> I loved the book. The movie didn't match it :/
21:56:40 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> I think they got the characters pretty right
21:56:44 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> But the rest
21:56:50 <Discord> <damian> i watched the movie before i read the book and was let down just by the movie on its own. there were certain things that just made it stupid .. like people running around IRL when they are running around in VR.. completely took you out of the movie thinking 'they are in VR .. running around .. not running into walls'
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21:57:04 <Discord> <damian> or when a group of the bad guys got KO'd and the group all happened to be standing next to each other IRL
21:57:20 <Discord> <damian> the story was a little rushed too
21:57:41 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> The challenges were different, everything was mixed up, people didn't die
21:57:45 <Discord> <damian> and then i read the book and was completely blown away by it. there so much more depth and the story is so much different
21:57:49 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> I wasn't impressed
21:58:00 <Discord> <partay> cosmix will love 'boy swallows universe' coming to tv
21:58:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://i.redd.it/te30ishq0zb31.jpg
21:58:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> many fattier in here
21:58:17 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Yeah it is. I hope they do it justice
21:58:18 <Discord> <damian> i feel like they took a perfectly good book which was made for young adults and turned it into a movie for preteens
21:58:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Fattie
21:58:26 <Discord> <damian> there was swearing and stuff in the book as well right?
21:58:57 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> I can't remember. I read swear words like I read normal words
21:59:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://i.redd.it/3fs8cvjtyyb31.jpg
21:59:00 <Discord> <10partay> thats floss to a T
21:59:05 <Faust> Pong
21:59:12 <Discord> <damian> haha
21:59:19 <Discord> <damian> i don't swear, so i notice it quite a lot
21:59:43 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Really! I'm a swear bear
21:59:50 <Discord> <damian> most people are
22:00:07 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> In fact, if I was a care bear, that'd be my name
22:00:10 <Discord> <damian> i'll swear when i'm mimicking or quoting someone, or if i'm genuinely pissed off (or want to get a reaction)
22:00:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hii
22:00:57 <Discord> <damian> hoiping
22:01:03 <Faust> Where is mrpoo
22:01:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ppl say he did
22:01:19 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Well I'm glad someone else wasn't happy with the movie adaptation
22:01:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Died
22:01:27 <Faust> How
22:01:33 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He was cofounder of #pooland
22:01:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Dunno
22:01:39 <Discord> <damian> yeah. i liked the movie by itself .. i came out of it thinking that it was a pre-teen movie and in that regard it did well
22:01:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Maybe murder
22:01:45 <Discord> <damian> but it didn't hold up to the book at all
22:01:56 <Faust> Murdered by who
22:02:00 <Discord> <damian> i'm going to have to listen to this universe book
22:02:03 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> I read the book first. So the movie was disappointing
22:02:05 <Discord> <faux> Murdered by poo
22:02:21 <Discord> <damian> i did purchase it the other day, so it's on my list once i finish the series i'm on
22:02:24 <Faust> Faux has hairy legs
22:02:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ppl jealous of pooland
22:02:37 <Discord> <faux> Shh that's racist
22:02:41 <Discord> <damian> i didn't know it was going to be a television show though. i haven't been impressed by too many book to movie/television adaptations
22:03:17 <Discord> <damian> recently Good Omens came out, it was a fantastic first series to represent the book .. but they left out so much detail they could have put into a series that the bottom fell out a little for me
22:03:27 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> Yeah Joel Edgerton is doing it
22:03:32 <Discord> <Cosmic^Girl> I think that's a good thing
22:04:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> o.0
22:04:00 <MzMvp> nice tits cath
22:04:45 <Sutekh> Pong ur chan seems to have died in the arse, should have sold it when u had the big offers ;p
22:04:50 <Discord> <energizer> best ouchie gifs https://imgur.com/gallery/unZRAhZ
22:05:09 <Discord> <damian> nooo
22:05:10 <Discord> <damian> stop it repeating
22:05:14 <Discord> <damian> it's making my body hurt
22:05:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wat u say
22:05:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> How dare u
22:05:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U never been in
22:06:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> wtf lol
22:06:36 <Discord> <Cath^> hi damian
22:07:39 <Sutekh> i got spy in there pong
22:07:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who
22:08:00 <^bozoJim> hello Cath
22:08:00 <Discord> <10partay> mzmvp is a fucking retard. just ignore
22:08:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> All lies
22:09:00 <Lumeah> Lol
22:09:00 <MzMvp> lol
22:09:00 <Discord> <10partay> He offered to suck my dick
22:09:03 <Sutekh> grandma
22:09:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Moree dirty liessssss
22:09:23 <Discord> <Exo> sutekh
22:09:26 <Discord> <Exo> catch waiting for u in voice
22:09:29 <Discord> <Exo> cath
22:09:30 <Discord> <Exo> lols
22:10:00 <Discord> <10partay> if i dildo'd his ass
22:10:00 <Discord> <10faux> Hot
22:11:00 <Discord> <12Cath^> howdy Jim
22:11:00 <Discord> <07Lish> lol
22:11:16 <Discord> <Cath^> if i had a dollar
22:11:17 <Sutekh> ohh, Cath plays too hard ;p
22:11:44 <Discord> <Cath^> i don't play hard to get..i play hard to forget ;)
22:11:54 <Discord> <Pantone> Yeahhhh baby
22:11:56 <Discord> <Pantone> Hahahaha
22:12:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm on r/trashy just sharing things that make me lol not directed at anyone
22:12:15 <Discord> <Exo> who is @ElectricSilence
22:12:17 <Sutekh> I like em like Jessica Jones , she has no forplay
22:12:35 <Faust> I am ES
22:13:00 <Discord> <10faux> All good we ain't all as sensitive as lumeah
22:13:00 <Lumeah> Ou
22:13:00 <Lumeah> Oi
22:13:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lol
22:13:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lumeah aka "I'd be SO nice to my bf"
22:13:13 <Discord> <Exo> ok
22:13:25 <Discord> <Exo> welcome to the jungle
22:13:26 <Sutekh> haha
22:13:37 <Discord> <ElectricSilence> Thanks
22:13:44 <Discord> <rainmaker> she a screamer
22:13:51 <Discord> <partay> electric id yourself
22:13:53 <Discord> <Exo> jump into voice chat wit us peeps
22:14:00 <Lumeah> Im boring as a gf. Lol
22:14:00 <Discord> <10faux> Don't oi me you had a mini meltdown this morn when floss mentioned her sexcapades
22:14:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lol
22:14:00 <Lumeah> Yeah. Im ok now ;) ;)
22:14:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm going to be mentioning some weird shit. Don't freak out so often
22:15:00 <Discord> <10faux> Was worried sick all day
22:15:00 <Discord> <10faux> Phew
22:15:00 <Lumeah> We're all different i guess
22:15:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Did you get a cheeseburger after work darl
22:15:00 <Discord> <10faux> Nah
22:15:00 <Discord> <10faux> I made turkey mince and veg
22:15:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Awww
22:16:00 <Discord> <10faux> Didn't wanna have a rough day and be fat
22:16:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lol
22:16:00 <Discord> <10partay> i just knew floss was a freak in the sack
22:17:00 <Discord> <10faux> I'm actually fucking boiling what's going on
22:17:00 <Discord> <05Floss> No
22:17:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm being led astray
22:17:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Dear it's a hot flush
22:17:00 <Discord> <10faux> Wtf
22:17:00 <Discord> <10faux> It's 15 outside
22:17:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yeah prob hot flush
22:18:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lol
22:18:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I sleep with a sheet sometimes
22:18:00 <Discord> <10faux> I'm not that old sheesh
22:18:00 <Discord> <10faux> DENIAL
22:18:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Lol no pet it's still part of the cycle
22:18:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Hormones n crap
22:19:00 <Discord> <10partay> bodyclock screaming out .... baby time
22:19:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yeah
22:19:00 <Discord> <07Lish> haha
22:19:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Silence it with plan b and pudding
22:19:58 <Discord> <couleurs> pong say mr`poo die from toilet cleaning accident
22:20:00 <Discord> <10faux> Hell to the no
22:20:00 <Discord> <10faux> My womb is not for rent
22:20:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's like they shift in and completely take the piss for 9 months then it's ruined for anyone else
22:21:00 <Discord> <10faux> Lolol
22:21:00 <Discord> <10partay> ruined vag doesnt sound like fun
22:21:00 <Discord> <10faux> Nope
22:21:00 <Discord> <05Floss> They say it goes back to normal but eh
22:21:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Sceptical
22:21:00 <Discord> <10faux> I don't wanna risk it
22:22:00 <Discord> <10faux> I like me lady bits
22:22:00 <Discord> <10partay> send pics floss
22:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Yeah I likey flower
22:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's tidy
22:22:00 <Discord> <10faux> Send us before and after
22:22:00 <Discord> <10faux> We'll compare
22:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> It's Gunna look like a busted ham sandwich
22:22:00 <Discord> <10faux> Rofl
22:22:00 <Discord> <10faux> Stop it
22:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Teehhee
22:22:00 <Discord> <10partay> a dropped lasagne
22:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Sharing again
22:22:00 <Discord> <05Floss> A kicked over trifle
22:22:00 <Discord> <10faux> 2 week old kebab
22:22:00 <Discord> <10faux> Mmm
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22:24:00 <Discord> <05Floss> I'm keen for a pear but not enough to get up
22:24:00 <Discord> <10faux> Summon the boyfie
22:24:00 <Discord> <10faux> GIS A PEAR M8
22:24:19 <Discord> <Exo> Floss to the casting couch
22:25:00 <Discord> <02seaner> where's all the single ladies at nowadays?
22:25:42 Nick: diedre is now known as HellFury`IZ`A`DUMB`SL`UT`
22:26:00 <Lumeah> Getting a pear
22:26:00 <Discord> <07Lish> what happened to your girlfriend
22:26:00 <Discord> <07Lish> the angry one
22:26:12 <Exo> oko is a good man
22:26:15 Kick: HellFury`IZ`A`DUMB`SL`UT` was kicked by ChanOP ((Exo) You are banned)
22:28:00 <Discord> <02seaner> too angry
22:28:09 <Sutekh> what an annoying cumstain
22:28:25 <Glenn> Never gives up.
22:28:25 <Discord> <rainmaker> sutekh the ladies are waiting for you on voice
22:28:26 <HellFury> wtf did i do now
22:29:00 <Discord> <07Lish> wise
22:29:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Did ya get an angry chew toy
22:29:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Why was she so mad?
22:29:00 <Discord> <02seaner> it's not her fault
22:29:00 <Discord> <02seaner> but not anyone on here's, either
22:29:00 <Discord> <07Lish> it’s mostly her fault
22:29:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Fair enough
22:29:32 <Sutekh> haha
22:29:48 <Sutekh> rainmaker, sif waiting for me ;p
22:29:53 <Discord> <Cath^> i am
22:30:00 <President_Trump> she was angry coz he couldnt beat couleurs at fifa
22:30:00 <Discord> <02seaner> LOL
22:30:00 <Discord> <07Lish> haha
22:30:00 <Discord> <02seaner> yeh I couldn't beat couleurs
22:30:00 <Discord> <07Lish> couleurs is the greatest at fifa
22:30:00 <Discord> <02seaner> this is true.
22:30:00 <Discord> <02seaner> close.. but I think he was playing with one hand
22:30:00 <Discord> <07Lish> standard
22:30:00 <Discord> <02seaner> while eating and shaving at the same time
22:30:05 <Sutekh> yeah yeah
22:30:18 <Discord> <Cath^> 😭
22:30:37 <Discord> <Pantone> Oh have I heard Sutekh yet?
22:31:00 <Discord> <07Lish> night night
22:31:03 <Discord> <Cath^> oh hai b1rd
22:31:13 <Discord> <Cath^> don't think so
22:33:24 <Sutekh> looking for my voice thingo
22:33:37 <Discord> <rainmaker> its in your pants
22:36:00 <Discord> <05Floss> https://i.redd.it/wyjm25a8iqb31.jpg
22:36:00 <Discord> <05Floss> Someone's upset
22:39:01 <JedStar> Evening all
22:41:44 <Discord> <Floss> Oh dear
22:42:43 <Discord> <Exo> Get in ere Floss Loooool
22:43:05 <JedStar> Howdy Exo
22:43:20 <Discord> <Exo> G'day Jed
22:43:32 <Discord> <Exo> how are u champ
22:44:01 <JedStar> Im doing ok
22:44:05 <JedStar> How are you doing?
22:44:21 <Discord> <Exo> voice up jed
22:44:49 <JedStar> ????
22:44:59 <Discord> <Exo> hop into voice chat
22:45:06 <Discord> <JedStar> Ohhhhhhhhh
22:45:10 <Discord> <JedStar> You mean in here???
22:45:15 <Discord> <JedStar> 😛
22:45:22 <Discord> <Exo> yer niggs
22:45:29 <Discord> <Exo> waiting for u
22:46:42 <Discord> <Sutekh> what happened b1rd?
22:48:05 <Discord> <Exo> leave b1rd alone or ill bash u kents
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22:48:07 <Discord> <Sutekh> wah
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22:49:18 <jigsaw> hey
22:49:23 <Discord> <Exo> where u go champ
22:50:48 <jigsaw> who champ
22:51:02 <Discord> <Exo> u and bird
22:51:21 <jigsaw> my uk squeeze is offline
22:51:39 <jigsaw> my international squeeze also offline
22:52:00 <Discord> <02seaner> so true though
22:52:20 <Discord> <Exo> i was listening to u
22:52:54 <jigsaw> how
22:53:00 <jigsaw> i hit the killcord button
22:53:00 <Discord> <02seaner> rings true to me
22:53:00 <Discord> <02seaner> my ex is a complete bitch
22:53:00 <Discord> <02seaner> controlling.
22:53:00 <Discord> <02seaner> 2 kids who she holds hostage basically
22:53:00 <Discord> <02seaner> family court is the only way
22:54:15 <Discord> <Exo> :edsheeran:
22:57:19 <Discord> <Sutekh> im putting in a good word for you b1rd
23:00:37 <JedStar> :P
23:00:55 <JedStar> Sometimes we gotta put good words in for our fellow travellers
23:03:11 <Discord> <Exo> JIGGY
23:03:14 <Discord> <Exo> get ur friend on ehre
23:21:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> hey hey
23:30:53 <President_Trump> RELEASE THE HELLFURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:35:00 <Discord> <08jiggysaurus> wheres the funky bunch
23:43:25 <Discord> <Sutekh> wah
23:45:54 <jigsaw> thats my line
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