// #sydney — 2019-05-30
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00:00:00 <b1rd> Lol
00:00:00 <anotherirc3r> i do believe so
00:00:00 <b1rd> Hellfart fury?
00:00:00 <jigsaw> no introduction needed ;)
00:00:00 <b1rd> shell b farting around somewhere
00:00:00 <anotherirc3r> brrrr cold
00:01:00 <b1rd> Chuk more heaters on
00:01:00 <HellFury> or shes watching people being dumb in here
00:01:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOL
00:01:00 <b1rd> sup
00:02:00 <anotherirc3r> that's one way to get someone's attention
00:02:00 <HellFury> you being a fking idiot
00:02:00 <jigsaw> took way too long
00:02:00 <HellFury> yep my highlight went off
00:02:00 <b1rd> lol
00:02:00 <HellFury> sorry
00:02:00 <HellFury> im not sitting here watching out for random dickheads to use my nickname
00:02:00 <b1rd> wakey wakey
00:02:00 <b1rd> Haha
00:02:00 <jigsaw> hellfry isnt the chathlete she used to be
00:03:00 <b1rd> Lol chatlete
00:03:00 <HellFury> or she has other things to do than being glued to irc
00:03:00 <anotherirc3r> i don't lately
00:03:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm so boring
00:03:00 <b1rd> Me either
00:03:00 <jigsaw> really id never guessed
00:04:00 <anotherirc3r> hahah shut up juggasaw
00:04:00 <b1rd> Nuthin wrong with chatting 24/7
00:04:00 <jigsaw> you da one with da juggs jen
00:05:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
00:05:00 <b1rd> lol
00:05:00 <anotherirc3r> not the only one
00:05:00 <b1rd> Ok garlic bread in me guts
00:05:00 <b1rd> Few more bongs
00:06:00 <jigsaw> i must try a bong before i die
00:06:00 <jigsaw> probly the last thing i do ;)
00:06:00 <b1rd> U must
00:07:00 <b1rd> Naaa it can't killya
00:07:00 <b1rd> You'll get hungry tho
00:07:00 <jigsaw> then puke?
00:07:00 <b1rd> die from bloat etc
00:07:00 <anotherirc3r> i want garlic bread
00:07:00 <b1rd> Yea
00:07:00 <b1rd> It was good cold jen
00:07:00 <jigsaw> so it makes u sick the first time
00:07:00 <anotherirc3r> glad the suggestion worked!
00:07:00 <b1rd> Glad I listened to ya only three bucks too
00:07:00 <b1rd> Ty :)
00:07:00 <anotherirc3r> ohh, nice!
00:08:00 <b1rd> Naa
00:08:00 <b1rd> Depends
00:08:00 <jigsaw> wheres kakey
00:08:00 <anotherirc3r> who cares?
00:08:00 <anotherirc3r> i mean
00:08:00 <anotherirc3r> i don't know
00:08:00 <jigsaw> ive never smoked in my life
00:08:00 <b1rd> U should
00:09:00 <b1rd> it's very good for u
00:09:00 <jigsaw> haha
00:09:00 <b1rd> makes u silly quite good
00:09:00 <anotherirc3r> cigarettes or weed?
00:10:00 <jigsaw> weed
00:10:00 <b1rd> Only smoke a rollie if im not near my bong
00:10:00 <froz> ive tried it once, last year i think, got a bit paranoid, but wasn't in the best of places, with lots of people i didnt know..... twas interesting, best sleep ever that night though
00:10:00 <jigsaw> hahaha
00:10:00 <anotherirc3r> does sound interesting
00:10:00 <b1rd> Im a criminal so was probably born on most drugs
00:10:00 <anotherirc3r> i'd be a bit concerned about trying it with people i don't know though
00:11:00 <b1rd> I love doin drugs
00:11:00 <b1rd> Everywhere
00:11:00 <froz> yeah i knew one person, but not so well, turns out she is a pornstar, so had to completely get away from her, hanging out with criminals can't lead to anything good
00:12:00 <jigsaw> thats what were doing by being here with b1rd
00:12:00 <b1rd> Total strangers u interact with em wen ur tripping for example it makes for some funny shit
00:12:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
00:12:00 <b1rd> Yea my wife was a hoe too froz
00:13:00 <froz> i bet
00:13:00 <b1rd> Indeed
00:13:00 <b1rd> But
00:13:00 <HellFury> did you use her to make a garden bed
00:13:00 <b1rd> Bein a hoe is fine
00:14:00 <b1rd> Lol na should of
00:14:00 <b1rd> fkn mole
00:15:00 <jigsaw> was? before she became a wife
00:15:00 <b1rd> but yea some ppl u cant associate with
00:15:00 <anotherirc3r> haha HellFury
00:16:00 <HellFury> :D
00:16:00 <b1rd> Na rootin around that didn't worry me
00:16:00 <b1rd> Pretty normal
00:16:00 <HellFury> a potato is a root
00:16:00 <b1rd> Yea but wat u gonna do wiv that
00:17:00 <jigsaw> can you root a potato
00:17:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
00:17:00 <b1rd> lol
00:17:00 <HellFury> can you root a cucumber
00:17:00 <b1rd> well
00:17:00 <HellFury> a cockcumber
00:17:00 <b1rd> With lube I imagine
00:17:00 <HellFury> just use a lebanese one
00:17:00 <b1rd> Mine r in the fridge too cold to try
00:17:00 <jigsaw> cookumber
00:18:00 <b1rd> I would shove a room temp one up me ass tho
00:18:00 <HellFury> gookcumber
00:18:00 <b1rd> Lol
00:18:00 <jigsaw> and a bowl of it is a cumberbatch
00:19:00 <jigsaw> oh missed my piece of jo
00:19:00 <anotherirc3r> oh, god
00:19:00 <HellFury> well if you can root a watermelon why not a cucumber
00:19:00 <b1rd> Yes?
00:19:00 <b1rd> I got like
00:19:00 <b1rd> Sweet potato's they r too thick tho
00:20:00 <jigsaw> hi suzi
00:20:00 <suzi> hi jigsaw
00:20:00 <jigsaw> sup mate
00:20:00 <b1rd> hello Suzi sup
00:20:00 <katatonic_kate00> stunt cock!
00:20:00 <jigsaw> hey kakes
00:20:00 <jigsaw> bout time too
00:21:00 <HellFury> haha stunt cock or shunt cock
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate00> hai haii
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate00> both lol
00:21:00 <jigsaw> stunt cock
00:21:00 <HellFury> yeah stunt cock is what most have in pants coz its cold
00:21:00 <jigsaw> performs stunts, or just shrivelled up?
00:22:00 <katatonic_kate00> just there to look the part
00:22:00 <jigsaw> mines sucked in like a vag
00:22:00 <suzi> stunk cock is for pornos
00:22:00 <b1rd> Lol
00:22:00 <katatonic_kate00> lol
00:22:00 <suzi> stunt cock is like stunt man
00:22:00 <b1rd> Hang a towel on it
00:22:00 <b1rd> do dick ups
00:23:00 <b1rd> Na that could escelate to
00:23:00 <b1rd> Lifting weights n stuff too effort
00:23:00 <b1rd> fukk
00:23:00 <HellFury> what looks like this this jiggerz
00:23:00 <b1rd> Bored lazy too hot niw
00:23:00 <b1rd> Now
00:24:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/ENhRqri
00:24:00 <b1rd> Cokehead works for Vic gov?
00:24:00 <b1rd> Lol
00:24:00 <b1rd> Police officer
00:25:00 <b1rd> Oi is that trump
00:25:00 <b1rd> With a shower?
00:25:00 <b1rd> fk hes packing heat
00:25:00 <HellFury> haha
00:26:00 <b1rd> Looks good ay
00:26:00 <b1rd> man power
00:26:00 <HellFury> trumps uglier than that
00:26:00 <b1rd> Big fat cunts do often have huge diks
00:26:00 <HellFury> not all
00:26:00 <b1rd> I reckon i lost about an inch when I lost 45kg
00:26:00 <b1rd> Or moee
00:26:00 <b1rd> More
00:27:00 <b1rd> Big tall guy too
00:27:00 <b1rd> Easily taller than me
00:28:00 <b1rd> youngish
00:28:00 <HellFury> uglier
00:28:00 <jigsaw> you a tad squat b1rd?
00:28:00 <b1rd> a tad wat
00:28:00 <jigsaw> squast, short
00:28:00 <jigsaw> squat
00:28:00 <b1rd> Na
00:28:00 <b1rd> 198cm
00:28:00 <jigsaw> hi squattie
00:28:00 <b1rd> But he's more
00:28:00 <HellFury> he squats alright
00:28:00 <HellFury> on the toilet
00:28:00 <katatonic_kate00> on stunt cocks!
00:28:00 <b1rd> Lol ye
00:29:00 <HellFury> yeah limp ones kake
00:29:00 <katatonic_kate00> oh geeze
00:29:00 <katatonic_kate00> hard up
00:29:00 <katatonic_kate00> LOLZ
00:29:00 <HellFury> haha
00:29:00 <b1rd> Literally?
00:29:00 <b1rd> lol
00:29:00 <b1rd> ok im gtn up for bongs finally
00:29:00 <jigsaw> stunt cocks do high jump for you kakers
00:30:00 <b1rd> That u jigsaw?
00:30:00 <katatonic_kate00> ha
00:30:00 <katatonic_kate00> awesome
00:30:00 <HellFury> well if it did jigs her vag would dry out
00:31:00 <b1rd> Oi hellfury is that pic u posted of jigsaw?
00:31:00 <katatonic_kate00> lol
00:31:00 <suzi> lol
00:31:00 <b1rd> Islander I guess
00:32:00 <b1rd> Half
00:32:00 <suzi> islander?
00:32:00 <b1rd> yea
00:32:00 <suzi> looks indian or middle eastern lol
00:32:00 <suzi> islander lol
00:32:00 <b1rd> Na
00:32:00 <suzi> lol
00:32:00 <b1rd> Hold up lemme see
00:32:00 <suzi> obv you dont know any islanders
00:32:00 <b1rd> U cant tell in au cunts interbreed
00:32:00 <suzi> that guy could pass for wog even
00:32:00 <katatonic_kate00> and you do suzi?
00:32:00 <b1rd> Na he is
00:32:00 <suzi> katatonic_kate00 yes
00:32:00 <katatonic_kate00> righto
00:32:00 <b1rd> Islander for surw
00:32:00 <suzi> LOL
00:33:00 <suzi> from where?
00:33:00 <b1rd> And yea I've known a few
00:33:00 <suzi> lol
00:33:00 <suzi> looks indian / wog
00:33:00 <suzi> open your eyes
00:33:00 <b1rd> glasses make it hard
00:34:00 <b1rd> Hes young
00:34:00 <suzi> lol
00:34:00 <suzi> young?
00:34:00 <b1rd> Barely 25
00:34:00 <b1rd> Yes
00:34:00 <suzi> easily late 20s to 30s
00:34:00 <b1rd> Yea maximum
00:34:00 <b1rd> Infection in his jaw
00:35:00 <b1rd> Or sinus'
00:35:00 <b1rd> Sinus
00:35:00 <b1rd> Race... Mixed
00:35:00 <b1rd> Cant tell
00:35:00 <b1rd> Arab
00:36:00 <suzi> ohh he's arab now?
00:36:00 <suzi> what happened to being islander?
00:36:00 <anotherirc3r> heya o_
00:36:00 <jigsaw> i need a hug
00:36:00 <suzi> ive never seen an islander look like that
00:36:00 <b1rd> Looked closer son
00:36:00 <suzi> was hanging with my maori friend tonight legendary
00:36:00 <b1rd> Ur Point son
00:36:00 <couleurs> looks chinese to me
00:36:00 <o_> good morning anotherirc3r
00:37:00 <b1rd> Hey o_ sup kid
00:37:00 <b1rd> Ur gf asleep?
00:37:00 <anotherirc3r> why do you need a hug jigsaw?
00:37:00 <b1rd> Middle Eastern mate
00:37:00 <jigsaw> down
00:37:00 <anotherirc3r> awww
00:37:00 <jigsaw> hugs back
00:37:00 <jigsaw> fanks
00:38:00 <anotherirc3r> haha cute
00:38:00 <jigsaw> thanks trev
00:38:00 <o_> I'll be asleep in 10
00:38:00 <suzi> so early
00:38:00 <b1rd> lol
00:38:00 <b1rd> sure u will kid
00:38:00 <o_> exploring using an SSH tunnel for port forwarding through a VPN
00:38:00 <b1rd> Ill be speaking to your father tomorrow morning. :)
00:39:00 <o_> rivetting reading
00:39:00 <b1rd> Na ur up for a wank
00:39:00 <b1rd> Coz ur gf asleep
00:39:00 <b1rd> im not stupid son lol
00:39:00 <o_> I'll be happy to help you into my father's grave
00:39:00 <o_> I'll lay the concrete slab over you myself
00:39:00 <b1rd> he will be in it soon
00:39:00 <b1rd> Then u
00:39:00 <jigsaw> slab? thats a cover up
00:41:00 <b1rd> Hows the anxiety o_
00:41:00 <jigsaw> o_ has a mysterious new rotunda
00:41:00 <b1rd> Hes a kid
00:41:00 <b1rd> always will be
00:42:00 <b1rd> a poor abused kid.
00:44:00 <b1rd> He really needs all the help he can get, I'm going to be kind to you o_
00:44:00 <b1rd> Lebo!
00:44:00 <anotherirc3r> what was your nickname o_?
00:45:00 <b1rd> Got it
00:47:00 <b1rd> That picture tells me that guy needs to quit snorting and start looking for other ways to take his cocaine, sinus infections can be bad.
00:47:00 <b1rd> hope he can learn to inject it'll save him
00:48:00 <b1rd> A lebo age Max 34
00:48:00 <b1rd> My guess 28
00:49:00 <b1rd> Seems a nice enough bloke I envy his dick
00:49:00 <b1rd> Lol
00:49:00 <katatonic_kate00> the fuck
00:49:00 <b1rd> Looks big asf
00:50:00 <anotherirc3r> what are you talking about?
00:50:00 <b1rd> im reading that photo hf posted
00:51:00 <suzi> o_ is q{{
00:51:00 <b1rd> having a good guess anyway
00:51:00 <anotherirc3r> ohh, thank you suzi
00:51:00 <suzi> is that pic that was posted before meant to be o_?
00:51:00 <suzi> lol
00:51:00 <b1rd> Na
00:51:00 <b1rd> Hes not lebo
00:51:00 <b1rd> O is skinny
00:51:00 <b1rd> No big package
00:52:00 <suzi> lol
00:52:00 <suzi> O is q{{ who is asian and fat
00:52:00 <b1rd> No hes white
00:52:00 <suzi> b1rd you are lost
00:52:00 <b1rd> I know his fam
00:52:00 <b1rd> No royce
00:52:00 <b1rd> I know everything I need to know and more :)
00:53:00 <b1rd> Again, I win. Gg.
00:55:00 <b1rd> Anyone can b taco
00:56:00 <b1rd> No protect on.
00:56:00 <b1rd> nice try breaker but u fail again.
00:56:00 <HellFury> either be nice taco
00:56:00 <HellFury> or use the door
00:56:00 <Taco> ill be nice jackie sorry xo
00:56:00 <Taco> had bit to drink tonight at work
00:56:00 <b1rd> I spend so much time on here, sadly, I know who is who.
00:56:00 <Taco> was busy shift
00:57:00 <b1rd> U drinking again royce
00:57:00 <b1rd> ?
00:57:00 <b1rd> Cut that shit out u dickhead
00:57:00 <froz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lclHH5Q0Hw
00:57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 13 tons of illicit drugs go up in flames in Afghanistan (May 29, 2019) Length: 0:32 - Category: News & Politics - 973 views - 127 likes (91.4%), 12 dislikes (8.6%)
00:57:00 <couleurs> imagine being so retarded thinking you can trick someone by using another nick lmao
00:58:00 <Taco> couleurs imagine being so dumb you fall for it ;)
00:58:00 <katatonic_kate00> LOL
00:58:00 <Taco> couleurs, b1rd, Kelevra, Bonny, beagle, Agent, all dumb cunts fell for it lol
00:58:00 <couleurs> when...
00:58:00 <katatonic_kate00> smart cookie, right there!
00:58:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate00 must be hard at the moment at home hey?
00:58:00 <b1rd> Well he doesn't spend much time here breaker.
00:59:00 <katatonic_kate00> hard, yeah totally
00:59:00 <b1rd> It's nothin to do with being dumb.
00:59:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate00 is on the dole
00:59:00 <katatonic_kate00> yep totally
00:59:00 <b1rd> Her business
00:59:00 <Taco> thats why you are here every night
00:59:00 <b1rd> Not urs
00:59:00 <couleurs> lols
00:59:00 <Taco> why do you spend late night hours on irc when you have 2 young children? I didn't grow up with a mother on a computer of all hours, actually never seen my mother use a computer at all
00:59:00 <Taco> what happened katatonic_kate00?
01:00:00 <Taco> steven not putting out enough?
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate00> im remarried
01:00:00 <Taco> remarried to who?
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate00> stalk that shit
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate00> and you tell me
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate00> HA
01:00:00 <HellFury> can we keep personal lives of others out of this channel
01:00:00 <jigsaw> we going stalking kake?
01:01:00 <b1rd> Who made him such a moral authority last time i seen him he had a needle in his arm passed out in his yard
01:01:00 <couleurs> stupid sexy suzi!!!!!!!
01:01:00 <b1rd> Dickhead
01:01:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
01:01:00 <b1rd> shootin up fkn pills coz hes too retarded to score heroin
01:01:00 <b1rd> Seriously he's fkd lol
01:02:00 <couleurs> which 1
01:02:00 <b1rd> All of him
01:02:00 <b1rd> Lol
01:02:00 <b1rd> Sif choose a better nick than Suzi too
01:02:00 <b1rd> Thats a giveaway
01:02:00 <couleurs> when your only friends are the other nicks you use
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate00> lol
01:03:00 <couleurs> RiP
01:03:00 <b1rd> lmao
01:03:00 <couleurs> so delusional he thinks other people do it too
01:03:00 <katatonic_kate00> lol
01:03:00 <b1rd> he will be reading this raging
01:04:00 <couleurs> emo cutting himself
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate00> lol
01:04:00 <couleurs> mum's gonna have a hard time getting that blood outta da carpet son
01:04:00 <b1rd> yup lol
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate00> naw he is trollin’ me
01:05:00 <katatonic_kate00> reckons i’ve got 4 kids
01:05:00 <katatonic_kate00> aint no body got time for that!
01:05:00 <b1rd> Four wow
01:05:00 <b1rd> that would keep u bysy
01:05:00 <katatonic_kate00> yep totes!
01:06:00 <b1rd> Can they clean
01:06:00 <b1rd> Dishes perhaps
01:06:00 <b1rd> lol
01:07:00 <couleurs> are they african cos they about to get arrested
01:07:00 <b1rd> wats goin on notha krime spree
01:08:00 <b1rd> Africans b hungry
01:08:00 <couleurs> yer they think they in africa
01:08:00 <b1rd> lol
01:09:00 <b1rd> Might join in they could b on better money than me
01:09:00 <b1rd> Many hands make for light work
01:09:00 <couleurs> get a deep tan
01:09:00 <couleurs> n yer in
01:10:00 <b1rd> lol
01:10:00 <b1rd> yea boi
01:16:00 <jigsaw> night meat heads
01:16:00 <anotherirc3r> no
01:16:00 <anotherirc3r> no sleep for you
01:16:00 <b1rd> Night
01:18:00 <anotherirc3r> fine then
01:19:00 <HellFury> oops
01:19:00 <b1rd> Gone to bed on ya
01:19:00 <HellFury> forgot i coned the twat
01:19:00 <b1rd> lol
01:20:00 <b1rd> haha
01:20:00 <b1rd> bit quiet th
01:20:00 <b1rd> O
01:20:00 <HellFury> nothing a good wank won't fix
01:21:00 <b1rd> Yea tru
01:21:00 <b1rd> Havent been as horny tday
01:21:00 <b1rd> But last two days been on heat
01:21:00 <froz> woohoo won 3rd beer
01:21:00 <b1rd> my body knows what it's doin I got faith lol
01:25:00 <b1rd> Might guys cheers for puttin up with me rants n crap
01:25:00 <b1rd> Night*
01:35:00 <froz> see ya old man
06:40:00 <froz> wake the fuck up Sydney
06:46:00 <JedStar> LOL
06:47:00 <JedStar> Im already awake
06:47:00 <JedStar> Have been all night
06:49:00 <froz> good
06:49:00 <froz> well not so good, what is keeping you up ?
07:00:00 <JedStar> LOL
07:00:00 <JedStar> Life
07:00:00 <JedStar> Trying to get things
07:00:00 <JedStar> done
07:10:00 <froz> and dusted
07:12:00 <JedStar> that is right
07:22:00 <froz> this is epic
07:22:00 <froz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsr6uTR4FC0
07:22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guy knocked out as he tries to save 2yo falling from the 5th floor (May 28, 2019) Length: 0:39 - Category: News & Politics - 10,950 views - 1,088 likes (99.2%), 9 dislikes (0.8%)
07:24:00 <froz> stupid title, he did save the kid, both doing fine apparently
07:25:00 <froz> so many questions though, how the fuck did he know a baby was falling as he got out of the car? i can only assume someone was yelling from up above
07:25:00 <froz> strange
08:15:00 <b1rd> Jedstar, give up, it seems like a bad luck few days lol
08:16:00 <b1rd> Oto bed get up friday
08:24:00 <b1rd> Thats what I'm gonna do
08:35:00 <b1rd> How fukken cold is it still
08:40:00 <froz> warm night here, still around 15C @ 00:39
08:40:00 <froz> cant wait for winter...... mmm bring on minus 20
08:41:00 <froz> i remember opening a bottle of soda water in -14 and it sprayed on my jacket and instantly froze :D
08:46:00 <froz> have u seen my mate from up in norway? he is legend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFi-xf9kMnI
08:46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The First Snow 4 (Nov 17, 2017) Length: 0 - Category: Entertainment - 27,219,962 views - 61,071 likes (80.1%), 15,197 dislikes (19.9%)
08:48:00 <froz> hooly crap, 27 million views, that's not a bad count
09:51:00 <b1rd> Morning hellfury
09:51:00 <HellFury> morning b1rd
09:51:00 <b1rd> Goin take me punctured tyre for repair
09:52:00 <b1rd> Really not in mood for this but gotta be done
09:52:00 <HellFury> good luck
09:52:00 <b1rd> yeahh just bring wallet lol
09:52:00 <b1rd> Everything bikes u get ripped
09:52:00 <HellFury> right
09:54:00 <b1rd> The smaller shops get pushed out into the suburbs but their prices would be much the same i reckon
09:54:00 <b1rd> Well smaller business'
09:55:00 <b1rd> Used to be more in the city
09:55:00 <b1rd> Rents i guess would b a cunt
09:56:00 <b1rd> But
09:56:00 <b1rd> Fk it ill ring around
09:57:00 <b1rd> Don't mind sitting on the train if i gotta to save cash
09:58:00 <HellFury> they got one alright
09:58:00 <b1rd> lol
09:58:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/ZyDuvPn
09:59:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/vpE2asQ
09:59:00 <HellFury> no they got 2
10:00:00 <b1rd> Haha
10:00:00 <HellFury> anddddd
10:00:00 <HellFury> their raging
10:00:00 <HellFury> my job is done
10:00:00 <b1rd> aw man
10:00:00 <b1rd> u sure?
10:00:00 <HellFury> yeah
10:00:00 <HellFury> but their raging in wrong account
10:00:00 <HellFury> my active is on a 30 day ban
10:01:00 <HellFury> i tagged myself from alt
10:01:00 <b1rd> Ok
10:01:00 <HellFury> :P
10:01:00 <b1rd> Loser trolls
10:01:00 <b1rd> Breaker was drunk raging
10:01:00 <b1rd> Last night
10:01:00 <HellFury> so i won't reply to the message
10:02:00 <HellFury> hes always raging about something
10:02:00 <b1rd> Umm who?
10:02:00 <b1rd> Does my head in talkin bout ppl I dunno
10:06:00 <HellFury> breaker
10:06:00 <HellFury> sorry phone rang
11:12:00 <b1rd> No worries I got doing stuff
11:21:00 <b1rd> Ohk
11:21:00 <b1rd> Need to find a milk crate
11:22:00 <b1rd> To shove under my bike to balance it while the wheelouts
11:22:00 <b1rd> Wheel is out
11:22:00 <HellFury> its cold :|
11:22:00 <b1rd> Ikr
11:22:00 <b1rd> So
11:22:00 <b1rd> Maybe a servo would have milk crates
11:23:00 <HellFury> hit a low of 3.8 degrees over night
11:23:00 <HellFury> and their saying high of 23 today
11:23:00 <b1rd> They sell milk n full up coffee machines right
11:23:00 <b1rd> Brr cold
11:23:00 <HellFury> they should
11:23:00 <b1rd> Ill go up ask
11:24:00 <b1rd> Cant have my bike sitting on its swing atm on the ground
11:24:00 <HellFury> gonna be a 5 deg night they say
11:24:00 <b1rd> Yea i love it
11:24:00 <b1rd> Refreshing
11:24:00 <b1rd> Was a shock at first
11:24:00 <b1rd> But its nice now
11:25:00 <b1rd> He may be hesitant to give me one
11:25:00 <b1rd> A milk crate
11:26:00 <b1rd> Maybe he will think I'll hassle him again n shit
11:26:00 <b1rd> But ill ask anyway
11:29:00 <b1rd> Or a Cafe but I didn't think when was in town
11:45:00 <HellFury> heres one for you b1rd
11:45:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/eZPo8kD
11:53:00 <b1rd> Ok spoke to him hes gonna save me a crate tomorrow
11:54:00 <b1rd> They usually take em back
11:54:00 <b1rd> lol hellfury
11:56:00 <b1rd> I gotta do washing fkn
11:56:00 <b1rd> Only got two tshirts atm fkn
11:56:00 <HellFury> i did a big load yesterday
11:56:00 <HellFury> dryer is probs dying thermostat wise
11:56:00 <HellFury> so i just put it on warm wash
11:56:00 <HellFury> and dry
11:56:00 <b1rd> Yea its constant. It's cold but I sweat still
11:57:00 <b1rd> Yea i got a washing line
11:57:00 <b1rd> Wind will help dry em
11:57:00 <b1rd> Ill do it fk it. Not too late to
11:58:00 <HellFury> wind will dry em out fast
11:58:00 <b1rd> Yup ill do a load
11:58:00 <b1rd> Strip off my tshirt
11:58:00 <b1rd> Socks
11:58:00 <b1rd> Buy
11:58:00 <b1rd> But then
11:59:00 <b1rd> Illl look bear grylls as fk hangin washing out half naked in this weather
11:59:00 <b1rd> And the neighbours etc dnt wanna see tht
11:59:00 <b1rd> My trailer park neighbours lol
12:00:00 <b1rd> Oh k
12:00:00 <b1rd> Jacket will work
12:00:00 <b1rd> Brb
12:00:00 <lx> 1 That was a quick visit1 b1rd...
21:14:00 <b1rd[loves_dazzo2]> Gtn subway
21:22:00 <b1rd> Lol
21:22:00 <b1rd> LOL
21:22:00 <b1rd> True coz it does
21:23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Gay fat bum
21:23:00 <b1rd> ;)
21:39:00 <b1rd> Subway garlic bread strong as
21:40:00 <anotherirc3r> ohh, you did get some!?
21:41:00 <b1rd> yups
21:41:00 <b1rd> It nice Ty
21:41:00 <b1rd> Will make a good breakfast
21:41:00 <anotherirc3r> awesome :)
21:41:00 <b1rd> Six inches full
21:47:00 <b1rd> Still want the housing ministry to install a squat toilet tho
21:51:00 <b1rd> Ayyy
21:51:00 <b1rd> Found weed
21:51:00 <b1rd> Score
21:52:00 <b1rd> Forgot I still got a few grams
21:52:00 <b1rd> Somewhere
21:53:00 <b1rd> Yay
21:53:00 <b1rd> Mullin up
21:54:00 <b1rd> Naa im fulla shit I've eaten LOTS today just not a truckload as normal
21:56:00 <Sutekh> hey Chance
21:57:00 <Chance> hey yo
21:57:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Nighty kids! xxx
21:57:00 <*buffextras> Cosmic^Girl!~Cosmic^[email protected] quit with message: [Quit: This is why we can't have nice things, darling.]
22:00:00 <Chance> Sutekh you watch Master chef?
22:02:00 <Sutekh> nah
22:02:00 <Chance> well it will give you some pointers ;)
22:03:00 <Sutekh> i dont cook, i used to watch that asian chic years ago
22:03:00 <Sutekh> but not her cooking :)
22:03:00 <Chance> LOL.
22:04:00 <SeRkZ> !seen dowmaBoi
22:04:00 <StatsOP> SeRkZ, I don't remember seeing dowmaboi.
22:04:00 <Chance> Sutekh have you played runescape?
22:05:00 <Sutekh> nah
22:06:00 <Chance> https://www.runescape.com/community
22:06:00 <Chance> :p
22:07:00 <Sutekh> ok
22:09:00 <b1rd> That ur latest grooming site roycey boy?
22:11:00 <b1rd> Yummm
22:11:00 <b1rd> Sex store ads free pornhub
22:13:00 <katatonic_kate00> peeps
22:14:00 <b1rd> Hey how goes it kate
22:16:00 <katatonic_kate00> ya, good
22:16:00 <katatonic_kate00> listening to a podcast
22:16:00 <b1rd> cool
22:18:00 <b1rd> got John wik on
22:19:00 <b1rd> Lol shootin up a church
22:19:00 <b1rd> Bit terrorist these days but then again it's just a movie
22:19:00 <b1rd> Terroristy
22:21:00 <b1rd> Oh hold up no idea wat movie it is
22:22:00 <b1rd> Mobsters some familia actor guy
22:22:00 <b1rd> Assault rifle action now cool
22:23:00 <b1rd> Ads fk off ya dogs
22:24:00 <couleurs> : )
22:24:00 <b1rd> :)
22:24:00 <couleurs> b1rd sh1t dvd commentery NiCe
22:24:00 <b1rd> Indeed mister cousins
22:25:00 <b1rd> betta than idle and let the server die
22:25:00 <breaker> !place
22:25:00 <StatsOP> breaker is on place #38 out of 474.
22:25:00 <couleurs> do a !place b1rd bet u #1
22:25:00 <b1rd> #1 at being a fuck head
22:26:00 <b1rd> Thats breaker
22:26:00 <couleurs> !place
22:26:00 <StatsOP> couleurs is on place #27 out of 474.
22:26:00 <couleurs> fucken owned!!!!!!
22:26:00 <b1rd> pseudo random
22:26:00 <b1rd> !place
22:26:00 <couleurs> 27 good death number
22:26:00 <b1rd> lol
22:26:00 <couleurs> wow you broke it
22:27:00 <b1rd> Na breaker is showing his passive aggression
22:27:00 <b1rd> By excluding me from his little game. :)
22:27:00 <breaker> b1rd, That picyture you took of your hundred dollour notes? Was that your 6 monthly advanced Centrelink payment?
22:27:00 <b1rd> You mad that I'm not living with my parents like you do roycey boy?
22:28:00 <breaker> lolol
22:28:00 <breaker> You wish I was mad bro :)
22:28:00 <b1rd> it's clear for everyone to see. :)
22:29:00 <breaker> The amount of lies and bullshit you spin about people.. it's no wonder you were homeless and now living in a mental hospital
22:29:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyw9Sa-EUpQ
22:29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Aphex Twin - Windowlicker (trentemoller remix) (Dec 24, 2010) Length: 5:15 - Category: Music - 169,388 views - 1,228 likes (97.5%), 32 dislikes (2.5%)
22:29:00 <anotherirc3r> good song
22:30:00 <b1rd> Not mad pumps out three hundred line wall of text. Ok bro. :)
22:30:00 <b1rd> Nice jen I'll chuk it on
22:30:00 <b1rd> Zade rather
22:30:00 <anotherirc3r> i'll take the credit
22:31:00 <b1rd> Hehen
22:31:00 <b1rd> Hehehe
22:31:00 <couleurs> thx i made it
22:32:00 <anotherirc3r> lies!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:32:00 <anotherirc3r> i have pancakes :D
22:34:00 <b1rd> Oh yum
22:35:00 <b1rd> Finishing my subway atm
22:35:00 <b1rd> I chose their hottest sauce its chilli asf
22:36:00 <b1rd> Turks or something made a good subway
22:36:00 <b1rd> burrrrrrp
22:37:00 <b1rd> Quick few bongs after a quick sip to rinse out food so it doesn't bong into my lungs etc
22:40:00 <b1rd> Ahhhh
22:43:00 <b1rd> Much better food n meds
22:43:00 <b1rd> cant wait till these cunts legalise it
22:44:00 <b1rd> Then I could be a porch monkey doing bongs out front.
23:03:00 <froz> bonghead
23:05:00 <anotherirc3r> that's not nice
23:05:00 <HellFury> just bong him
23:06:00 <b1rd> Ill bong him
23:07:00 <b1rd> Packs a cone lights up
23:09:00 <b1rd> Yay
23:09:00 <b1rd> Jen I also bought a little extension lead for me fone
23:10:00 <anotherirc3r> good idea!
23:10:00 <b1rd> So im not sorta slumped over to the right side of my bed
23:10:00 <b1rd> Yup lumeah learn me that
23:10:00 <b1rd> Girls think of stuff men dont
23:11:00 <b1rd> so yea spending money n shit
23:11:00 <b1rd> Keeping the local economy afloat
23:11:00 <b1rd> lol
23:11:00 <anotherirc3r> hahaha
23:11:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah.. i have an extension lead for my phone near my bed too
23:12:00 <b1rd> Yea i never worked that out
23:14:00 <b1rd> Oh
23:14:00 <anotherirc3r> so i can chat while warm
23:14:00 <anotherirc3r> it's a good idea
23:14:00 <b1rd> And about four gay guys was chekin me out
23:14:00 <b1rd> lol
23:15:00 <b1rd> yeahh better chatn comfy in bed
23:15:00 <anotherirc3r> hahaha lucky you
23:15:00 <b1rd> yup lol
23:15:00 <b1rd> I smiled
23:15:00 <anotherirc3r> pancakes were so good and easy to make
23:15:00 <b1rd> With a half look of im straight
23:15:00 <b1rd> Yum
23:15:00 <b1rd> watd u eat em wiv
23:16:00 <anotherirc3r> i had them with some yoghurt with maple syrup and raspberries
23:16:00 <b1rd> oh mad
23:16:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah!
23:16:00 <b1rd> that sounds good
23:16:00 <anotherirc3r> all they were was banana, self-raising flour, baking powder, cinnamon and 2 eggs
23:17:00 <anotherirc3r> healthy pancakes!
23:17:00 <b1rd> oh cool
23:17:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah, i'm eating better
23:18:00 <anotherirc3r> especially since i can't walk or exercise
23:18:00 <b1rd> Good stuff
23:18:00 <b1rd> How long till back on your feet
23:18:00 <anotherirc3r> at least another month
23:18:00 <anotherirc3r> until the bone heals anyway
23:18:00 <b1rd> aw man
23:19:00 <b1rd> Yea get well soon
23:19:00 <anotherirc3r> awww, thanks :)
23:19:00 <anotherirc3r> i miss work lol
23:19:00 <b1rd> Yea i bet
23:19:00 <b1rd> Np :)
23:19:00 <anotherirc3r> you just get so bored
23:19:00 <anotherirc3r> like.. can't drive or go for a walk
23:19:00 <b1rd> Yepp
23:19:00 <b1rd> gay as
23:20:00 <anotherirc3r> miss my boy :/
23:20:00 <b1rd> aw
23:20:00 <b1rd> Ur man ye?
23:20:00 <anotherirc3r> hehe yeah
23:20:00 <b1rd> aww
23:21:00 <b1rd> see him more then
23:22:00 <anotherirc3r> i will when i can drive definitely
23:22:00 <anotherirc3r> he'll be like 'go away!'
23:22:00 <b1rd> Haha na
23:22:00 <b1rd> yeah everythings distance n travel
23:23:00 <anotherirc3r> exactly! it isn't so bad when you can drive
23:23:00 <b1rd> Yup
23:23:00 <anotherirc3r> i even saved him chocolate
23:23:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
23:23:00 <b1rd> aww so nice
23:23:00 <anotherirc3r> i know.. i mean i'm addicted to chocolate
23:24:00 <b1rd> Nice to hear about happy relationships
23:24:00 <b1rd> Same its pretty good
23:25:00 <anotherirc3r> have you seen the Arnott's chocolate blocks?
23:25:00 <b1rd> Hmm yea ad for em
23:25:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
23:25:00 <b1rd> U tried?
23:26:00 <anotherirc3r> i tried the iced vovo
23:26:00 <anotherirc3r> not bad
23:26:00 <b1rd> yum
23:27:00 <b1rd> I dont mind Whittaker's the dark ones
23:28:00 <b1rd> Or anything sorta good fresh cocoa
23:29:00 <anotherirc3r> ohh, nice
23:29:00 <b1rd> Reckon my ex was a man lol
23:30:00 <anotherirc3r> lol why?
23:30:00 <b1rd> That bitch tuffed out her periods no chocolate no ibuprofen
23:30:00 <b1rd> Took it out on me
23:30:00 <anotherirc3r> NO WAY
23:30:00 <b1rd> Lol
23:30:00 <b1rd> Na im jokin
23:30:00 <anotherirc3r> i don't usually need any painkillers but chocolate and fried food is essential
23:31:00 <b1rd> Fried food mmm mmmm
23:31:00 <b1rd> Gives the feel good
23:31:00 <b1rd> Had chink food before fried chicken balls
23:31:00 <anotherirc3r> yum!!!
23:31:00 <b1rd> Was good as for cheap too
23:32:00 <anotherirc3r> there's a fish and chip shop up the road that has a lunch box for under $10. you get fish, a potato cake, a dim sim and chips
23:32:00 <anotherirc3r> so good
23:33:00 <b1rd> Grouse
23:33:00 <anotherirc3r> heaps of chips too and the fish is massive
23:33:00 <b1rd> thats wat u want
23:33:00 <b1rd> A good fish shop on the corner
23:33:00 <b1rd> Oh man
23:33:00 <anotherirc3r> yes!
23:34:00 <b1rd> I lived in coldstream
23:34:00 <anotherirc3r> the one across the road isn't good. just small, thin fish
23:34:00 <b1rd> The chip shop there was epic
23:34:00 <b1rd> Ah yep
23:34:00 <anotherirc3r> ooooh, Coldstream
23:34:00 <anotherirc3r> beautiful area
23:34:00 <b1rd> Yea it was ok
23:34:00 <b1rd> Bit far from shit but ok
23:35:00 <anotherirc3r> oh, yeah.. that's true
23:35:00 <anotherirc3r> love staying in the country for a bit
23:35:00 <b1rd> I just sent my wife overseas for a few months got on the piss
23:35:00 <anotherirc3r> log cabin and fireplace!
23:35:00 <anotherirc3r> best ever
23:35:00 <b1rd> yea was ok
23:35:00 <anotherirc3r> aww
23:35:00 <b1rd> Yup
23:35:00 <b1rd> But then fk did I miss her and fucking
23:36:00 <anotherirc3r> haha you romantic
23:36:00 <b1rd> Was on this med that made it hard to cum
23:36:00 <b1rd> Fuck it was frustrating. Seriously
23:36:00 <b1rd> Like some anti depressent
23:36:00 <anotherirc3r> ummm, okay
23:36:00 <anotherirc3r> thanks for sharing lol
23:36:00 <b1rd> yea fkn annoying
23:37:00 <b1rd> Poor her vadge lol
23:37:00 <b1rd> etc
23:37:00 <b1rd> Yea fkn
23:38:00 <b1rd> I not gonna move from here for as long as possibke
23:38:00 <b1rd> Got like two months and more rent paid up so that's good
23:38:00 <b1rd> Moving too much was shit but renting
23:39:00 <b1rd> u dont have control over it
23:40:00 <b1rd> Lol this black chik on me fb
23:40:00 <b1rd> shes hot as
23:43:00 <b1rd> I act all black n shit in my comments its funny
23:45:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
23:47:00 <b1rd> Lol yup
23:47:00 <b1rd> I stirred up this fine ass african American at the houso office
23:47:00 <b1rd> Not on purpose I was just really stoned
23:47:00 <anotherirc3r> haha how did you stir her up?
23:48:00 <b1rd> Yea i nearly got into trouble
23:48:00 <b1rd> Asked her to make me a Black coffee no sugar
23:49:00 <b1rd> Smiley lookin her up n down eyes mmm
23:49:00 <b1rd> Then she made it like really hot
23:49:00 <b1rd> Burnt my tongue in front of her
23:49:00 <anotherirc3r> and threw it at you?
23:49:00 <anotherirc3r> oh
23:49:00 <b1rd> Naa lol
23:50:00 <b1rd> So burn my tongue play it cool
23:50:00 <anotherirc3r> hahaha
23:50:00 <b1rd> Then later I'm in room gettin grilled by two other nice ladies
23:50:00 <b1rd> She bring a white cuppa n chuk it down
23:51:00 <anotherirc3r> need milk in coffee
23:51:00 <b1rd> fny bitch I was ripped had like some of the best weed I've ever had that week
23:51:00 <b1rd> Yea she knew exactly what I was saying lol
23:52:00 <b1rd> then the Indian lady was gtn bit jealous so tried to like get me in trouble
23:52:00 <anotherirc3r> haha awww
23:52:00 <anotherirc3r> all the girls love b1rd
23:52:00 <b1rd> But lucky her boss came n saved me
23:52:00 <b1rd> Aww na they just professional
23:53:00 <anotherirc3r> ohh, are these the government workers?
23:53:00 <b1rd> im an old perve the a fair bit younger :p
23:53:00 <b1rd> Yup
23:53:00 <anotherirc3r> hahaha typical
23:53:00 <b1rd> A good bunch
23:54:00 <anotherirc3r> awww, good
23:54:00 <b1rd> ye fk wish I can find weed that good again. But sadly I think it was one in a million.
23:54:00 <anotherirc3r> glad they're nice
23:54:00 <b1rd> Yea they r really good
23:54:00 <anotherirc3r> no more weed for you!
23:54:00 <anotherirc3r> bad
23:54:00 <anotherirc3r> yuck. i hate it when carrots have that bitter taste
23:55:00 <b1rd> Paki cab drivers was like mmm that reminds me o
23:55:00 <b1rd> Of in my country hashish
23:55:00 <b1rd> thats how potent these buds was
23:55:00 <anotherirc3r> hahaha
23:55:00 <jigsaw> jen
23:55:00 <jigsaw> kake
23:55:00 <jigsaw> hi meatheads!
23:55:00 <b1rd> Heya roycey
23:55:00 <anotherirc3r> jiggysaw
23:56:00 <jigsaw> hi barnaby
23:56:00 <b1rd> or different guy
23:56:00 <b1rd> Hard to keep track on here
23:57:00 <anotherirc3r> just call everyone roycey
23:57:00 <anotherirc3r> even the girls
23:57:00 <b1rd> lol
23:57:00 <b1rd> call em bro
23:58:00 <anotherirc3r> hey, that's better haha
23:58:00 <b1rd> I used to
23:58:00 <b1rd> Turned her a bit feral but
23:58:00 <b1rd> They think they one of the boys then
23:58:00 <b1rd> :p
23:59:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
23:59:00 <anotherirc3r> i wouldn't care
23:59:00 <anotherirc3r> WhoMadeWho thought i was male
23:59:00 <b1rd> Really lol
23:59:00 <anotherirc3r> yep
23:59:00 <anotherirc3r> he didn't believe females on here existed
23:59:00 <jigsaw> is the fart master in?
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