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07:22 <jigsaw> how much trouble am i in
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34:48 <froz> a lot of trouble jigsaw, they're looking for you everywhere
40:45 <jigsaw> its nice to be wanted
44:51 <Lumeah> Aww
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34:00 <KangaPoint> hi b1rd 
35:00 <b1rd> kid
35:00 <KangaPoint> i went to an arboretum yesterday
35:00 <KangaPoint> i took these pictures
35:00 <KangaPoint> https://postimg.cc/gallery/p36ph01a/
35:00 <KangaPoint> there a lot of peacocks 
35:00 <b1rd> yeah cool kid im busy rn. 
35:00 <KangaPoint> some danced for me
36:00 <KangaPoint> ok, look later then
36:00 <KangaPoint> when you feel like it
36:00 <b1rd> Bbl kiddo
36:00 <lx> 1 It'll be quiet without you1 b1rd...
36:00 <KangaPoint> i ate this https://i.postimg.cc/KjmkZK9p/20190504-174120.jpg
37:00 <KangaPoint> https://postimg.cc/gallery/fei8gvvy/
39:00 <b1rd> I watched a good porn clip last kangapoint 
40:00 <KangaPoint> listening to this now 
40:00 <KangaPoint> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS-G_S0eSbY
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cliff Richard - Rise Up (Official Video) (Oct 31, 2018) Length: 1:10 - Category: Music - 36,573 views - 559 likes (92.9%), 43 dislikes (7.1%)
40:00 <KangaPoint> going out soon...
42:00 <KangaPoint> https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLIdr7UMHywnQZObTP9oRV3iGU02iQsRJ_&v=9Kmp2qnpo1s
46:00 <b1rd> I watched a good porn clip last kangapoint u shoulda seen this azn thing get covered in cum
47:00 <KangaPoint> you got lotta cum
47:00 <b1rd> Wasnt me, enjoyed watching tho
48:00 <KangaPoint> i like to see and enjoy it too
48:00 <KangaPoint> ^:)
51:00 <KangaPoint> i go out and raise a storm
51:00 <KangaPoint> other day i played badminton in the park alone 
51:00 <KangaPoint> i hit shuttle cock all over the park
52:00 <KangaPoint> someone later told me another name for shuttle cock is 'bird' 
52:00 <KangaPoint> LOL
53:00 <KangaPoint> smack smack boom boom all over the park
53:00 <b1rd> lol too much irc kidd
53:00 <b1rd> B careful panda went thatvway
54:00 <KangaPoint> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URUHKUvflcw
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Play Badminton Alone | At Home (Apr 16, 2017) Length: 1:55 - Category: Sports - 6,955 views - 56 likes (91.8%), 5 dislikes (8.2%)
54:00 <KangaPoint> ^ i played it like that
54:00 <KangaPoint> but no string on shuttle cock
54:00 <KangaPoint> i don't know what you talking about
54:00 <KangaPoint> but that is similar to what i do
55:00 <KangaPoint> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEWi-q-Kuow
55:00 <b1rd> Cool kid
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Play Badminton Alone (Dec 24, 2017) Length: 1:53 - Category: Sports - 10,368 views - 137 likes (94.5%), 8 dislikes (5.5%)
55:00 <KangaPoint> not kidding!
55:00 <KangaPoint> i hit against wall
55:00 <KangaPoint> i hit it in the air
55:00 <KangaPoint> and run around the park to hit again without letting it touch the ground
56:00 <b1rd> Nice
56:00 <KangaPoint> i'm on fire b1rd 
56:00 <b1rd> Ok
57:00 <KangaPoint> i feel like i'm that fire guy from fantastic four
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58:00 <KangaPoint> ok i gotta get ready to go out
58:00 <KangaPoint> see ya
58:00 <KangaPoint> have a good day b1rd 
58:00 <b1rd> Whatever kid
59:00 <KangaPoint> whatever b1rd 
00:00 <KangaPoint> que sera sera 
00:00 <b1rd> Sks
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58:45 <JedStar> Morning
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20:09 <JedStar> !top10
20:12 <StatsOP> Top10(words): 1. Exo(412316) 2. ^bozojim(346518) 3. HellFury(238292) 4. Sutekh(180929) 5. Glenn(116104) 6. Cath^(110088) 7. Kezzie(98257) 8. e|f(89661) 9. Skirmish(74564) 10. President_Trump(70486)
20:17 <JedStar> !top10
20:17 <StatsOP> Top10(words): 1. Exo(412316) 2. ^bozojim(346518) 3. HellFury(238292) 4. Sutekh(180929) 5. Glenn(116104) 6. Cath^(110088) 7. Kezzie(98257) 8. e|f(89661) 9. Skirmish(74564) 10. President_Trump(70486)
20:26 <JedStar> !ttop10
20:43 <JedStar> pfft
20:44 <JedStar> Fucker
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34:51 <froz> KangaPoint is in brisbane if im not mistaking
35:17 <froz> saw a suicide jumper there once :/ first dead body ive seen, poor fucker
35:30 <froz> right off the cliffs
36:19 <KangaPoint> i was in Brisbane too froz
36:29 <KangaPoint> several suburbs there
36:56 <froz> grew up there myself
37:31 <KangaPoint> marsden, waterford and various other places
37:54 <KangaPoint> not long, only a few years
38:07 <KangaPoint> i was near the river in waterford
38:14 <froz> ahh yeah, i spent most of my life in Runcorn, southern suburbs
38:14 <KangaPoint> got bitten by lots of mosquitos
38:30 <froz> high school in sunnybank
38:42 <froz> mozzies are everywhere, fuckers
38:46 <KangaPoint> a few weeks in sunnybank LOL
39:20 <KangaPoint> 6hrs from here, ppl are releasing genetically modified mosquitoes
39:46 <froz> ??? some kind of bio weapon?
39:51 <KangaPoint> they target specific ones that carry zika and other diseases
40:09 <froz> ahh yes that crap
40:28 <KangaPoint> i suppose that is like testing site for them then
40:37 <froz> im not a huge fan of killing things, spiders i usually try to take them outside, but mozzies die with no mercy, bloodsucking parasites
40:52 <KangaPoint> yea but a lot of animals feed on them
41:02 <KangaPoint> excellent source of food for them
41:30 <froz> bzzzzzzzt
41:32 <KangaPoint> i been to so many places, i start to forget most of them now
41:58 <KangaPoint> the other things i remember ones that i like a lot
42:00 <KangaPoint> and want to go back
42:09 <KangaPoint> but it's not practical
42:45 <froz> same.... lived in melbourne, brisbane, gold coast and now poland on the other side of the planet.... brb, smoke time
43:36 <KangaPoint> i lived with polish guy when i was in brisbane
43:51 <KangaPoint> i would guest lots of polish ppl returned too
43:58 <KangaPoint> guess*
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49:14 <KangaPoint> going for a walk at the park
49:39 <KangaPoint> hit badminton shuttle in the wind
53:09 <froz> sweet, yeah, apparent there's over 200,000 poles in AU, didn't realise there was so many, most are down in melbourne i think
54:09 <froz> 1am here, going to sleep, night
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04:00 <dazzo2> can some grls here explain to me why sometimes i get hard
05:47 * HellFury peeps in with a coffee
10:45 <JedStar> Peeper
10:45 <JedStar> :D
17:00 <Exo> Good morning gang 
17:00 <beehhh> Hello from the other side 
18:00 <beehhh> London has less population than syd
18:00 <beehhh> Exo singh
19:00 <beehhh> A monters call
19:00 <beehhh> https://youtu.be/RjsThobgq7Q
19:00 <Exo> Hello sandeep 
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: PUMPED DRY: The Global Crisis of Vanishing Groundwater-FULL VIDEO (Aug 14, 2018) Length: 01:03:58 - Category: News & Politics - 74,357 views - 1,108 likes (93.2%), 81 dislikes (6.8%)
19:00 <Exo> How are u today
20:00 <Exo> Fml mondays
20:00 <beehhh> Its just stated here
20:00 <beehhh> Started
20:00 <damian> hi
20:00 <damian> `halfop
21:00 <damian> damnit exo!
21:00 <beehhh> Cause wife is on antidepressants 
22:00 <beehhh> You cant change the weather alone
22:00 <beehhh> I was gonna pull off this one last one...
23:00 <beehhh> Go back in time n shit on your immigration 
24:00 <beehhh> What happens to animals will happen to people 
25:00 <beehhh> Drought flood & menindee
27:00 <beehhh> Uk weather dont want let you leave 
27:00 <damian> what you jibbering on about
28:00 <beehhh> 8 days of rain
29:00 <beehhh> Some saying rise of the sea, might have flooded cbd
29:00 <damian> the apocalypse is coming
29:00 <beehhh> Good for you
29:00 <damian> hopefully the modern age noah built his boat, or ship and ferried two of all species onto it
30:00 <beehhh> There are huge motherships 
31:00 <beehhh> We are just a pawn to them
32:00 <beehhh> Insane justice will not bring peace between the truce 
33:00 <beehhh> Ive crossed the barriers one too many time 
33:00 <beehhh> The real invictusIAM 
34:00 <beehhh> Peace to all
34:00 <beehhh> Nevermind to will find my way out
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38:45 <HellFury> that i am
39:00 <Floss> moaning
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07:49 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
15:44 <b1rd> Eating chocolate
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35:30 <chris`> Kelevra grow the fuck up
35:59 <chris`> grow the fuck up twice as much now
35:59 <Kelevra> hahaha
36:01 <Kelevra> nou
36:05 <chris`> no u
36:07 <Kelevra> nou
36:08 <Kelevra> !
36:22 <Kelevra> I can't remember how to unban
36:26 <Kelevra> sux2Bu
36:39 <chris`> doesnt make difference
36:45 <Kelevra> whatevs bae
37:02 <chris`> you wanna root
37:08 <Kelevra> not you.
37:14 <chris`> bulllshit
37:16 <Kelevra> but yeah, I'm waiting on sean.
37:41 <Kelevra> I love the bf!
37:51 <Kelevra> I'll sex him to death someday
38:06 <chris`> sex is stupid
38:10 <chris`> it made u
39:00 <chris`> hacked mirc without trying
39:05 <chris`> trial was up
39:07 <Kelevra> nah that's not how people are made
39:09 <chris`> just run it
39:11 <chris`> get on
39:12 <chris`> lols
39:44 <Kelevra> pixies and fairies put my embrio or however it's spelt into my mums uterous and that's how I was formed
40:41 <Kelevra> tbh I don't even knw much about males or females bits
40:52 <Kelevra> it's all just "there"
40:57 <Kelevra> in that realm
10:00 <Exo> Trying to give me a de-rection aye
11:00 <Exo> Wtf are these gumtree ads i got in private message
11:00 <Exo> links dont even work
16:00 <Exo> Was hoping they were nudes
27:00 <HellFury> haha
27:00 <HellFury> yeah
28:00 <HellFury> yeah i reported them
34:57 <Lumeah> Who's primary school?
35:04 <Lumeah> Pixies?
35:06 <Lumeah> Rof
39:23 <Lumeah> Google it
40:09 <b1rd> lol
40:13 <b1rd> Chris
43:00 <Lumeah> Boys 🐝n buzzy then. 😂 
44:00 <Lumeah> :p
44:00 <Lumeah> Moring 
51:00 <damian> hey friend
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11:13 <Floss> Hai
11:19 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h3m30s]
11:23 <Floss> Goats and hoes
12:00 <Lumeah> Hi
12:27 <Kelevra> hey Floss
20:00 <Floss> so fuckin
20:00 <Floss> yeah
22:00 <HellFury> lol oyu ok
22:00 <HellFury> you
22:00 <Lumeah> That's about it 
22:00 <Lumeah> What's up floss 
22:00 <Floss> nothing
22:00 <Lumeah> K... 
22:00 <Floss> lol
22:00 <Floss> how are you
22:00 <Lumeah> Fckin crap! 
23:00 <Floss> oh dear whats wrong luv
23:00 <Lumeah> Middle ears still screwing with me 
25:00 <Floss> so inner ear probs?
25:00 <Lumeah> Walk Round liek a drink person. Lol
25:00 <Lumeah> Yup
25:00 <Floss> middle ears sounds weird
25:00 <Lumeah> Sure is! 
25:00 <Floss> like you have an ear on your nose
25:00 <Floss> aww thats not good :(
25:00 <Lumeah> I hope not
25:00 <Lumeah> Nah
25:00 <Lumeah> Sooking about it
26:00 <Lumeah> How dare they be kids at the park? 
26:00 <Lumeah> Liek... That's just not on ahy. 
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27:11 <jigsaw> hey fruitbats
27:37 <Lumeah> Sup jiggy
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29:00 <Lumeah> :p
29:00 <Lumeah> So the trolls passed out? 
29:31 <jigsaw> nuffin i thought id find something interesting in here, well that blew up in my face didnt it
30:00 <Floss> little bastards
30:00 <Floss> they hang around at the front of target here, its a big problem
30:00 <Floss> i saw a fight there once as i drove past, i circled back like 3 times because it was so intruiging lol
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39:00 <Floss> i suppose i should go to aldi
39:30 <Kelevra> hey jigsaw
40:21 <Lumeah> Yup
40:48 <Lumeah> Was interesting about hour half ago
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44:23 <jigsaw> hey Kelevra
44:31 <Kelevra> sup niger
44:51 <jigsaw> call me nige
44:55 <jigsaw> no friends
45:31 <Kelevra> nigel no friends
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56:51 <Floss> Hai
58:15 <HellFury> hai
59:25 <jigsaw> haihai
59:26 <Kelevra> hi jackie the fatty
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00:09 <jigsaw> thats mean
00:30 <Kelevra> really?
00:31 <jigsaw> Hellfy is a grand fart master
01:04 <Kelevra> yer ns
01:09 <jigsaw> says on her whois info, sorta
01:56 <HellFury> not that i care much for a margarine legs but if people have nothing good to say they should stfu
03:24 <jigsaw> margarine legs?
03:42 <Floss> It's like I always say, people in fat houses shouldn't throw...cake.
03:44 <jigsaw> sounds like a well oiled woman ;)
03:46 <Floss> Or summin
04:09 <HellFury> margarine legs.... spreads easy?
04:13 <jigsaw> hi flothy
04:33 <Floss> The flossmaster
04:49 <jigsaw> flossmiser
05:37 <jigsaw> would that go well with butter balls?
06:41 <HellFury> probs
06:47 <Kelevra> [13:10:17] <jigsaw> margarine legs?
06:48 <Floss> I go well with teevee snacks
06:55 <Kelevra> place your words right cunt.
07:12 <Floss> Woaahh what
07:19 <jigsaw> what you on about?
07:20 <Floss> Settle down kelevra crikey
07:27 <Kelevra> fuck off Floss
07:32 <Kelevra> do some nails.
07:34 <Floss> :o
07:42 <Floss> Who hurt you?
07:47 <jigsaw> points to the ?
08:14 <Kelevra> fuck off jigsaw
08:19 <jigsaw> bahahahaha
08:19 <Floss> Y you mad bro? W wall friends here
08:25 <Floss> In the yellow submarine
08:28 <jigsaw> this could turn into a battle royalle
08:30 <Floss> We all*
08:33 <Kelevra> do some nails. Floss
08:42 <Floss> No it's my day off
08:49 <Kelevra> fine.
08:52 <Floss> I did nails earlier actually
08:58 <Floss> But that's because I'm a top bird
09:07 <jigsaw> plug your cunt kel, it talks too much
09:54 <HellFury> lol
10:22 <Kelevra> jigsaw mnd yourself
10:27 <Kelevra> mind*
10:50 <Floss> Jigsaw, get back in ya box
10:53 <Floss> LOL GET IT
11:03 <Floss> CAUSE YOU'RE A PUZZLE
11:06 <jigsaw> im freelance
11:34 <Floss> I'll get back in my plastic container with lid for freshness
11:35 <Kelevra> joker.
11:35 * jigsaw puts floss back on a stick see what i did there?
11:41 <Floss> CAUSE IM FLOSS LOL
11:46 <Kelevra> fuck off jigsaw
11:51 <Floss> Yeah jigsaw
11:52 <Kelevra> fkn dunce of a cunt.
11:54 <Floss> Ya drongo
11:59 <Kelevra> calling a fucking female a cunt.
12:09 <Kelevra> FUCKYOU JIGSAW
12:10 <jigsaw> i never did that
12:12 <Floss> The only one dropping C bombs is you chief
12:37 <Kelevra> [13:16:00] <jigsaw> plug your cunt kel, it talks too much
12:43 <Kelevra> what's that cheif?
12:56 <Kelevra> chief*
13:16 <Kelevra> fuckheads, the lot of you.
13:20 <Kelevra> grow up.
13:26 <Floss> NO
13:33 <Kelevra> NO YOURSELF
14:01 <Floss> NO TIMES INFINITY
14:15 <Kelevra> fuck you infinity and beyond
14:21 <Kelevra> NERD
14:56 <Floss> You have to be smart to be a nerd
15:27 <Kelevra> calling yourself stupid?
15:32 <Floss> Yes lol
15:37 <Kelevra> I like you and think you're smart.
15:40 <Floss> I is what I is
15:51 <Kelevra> STOP THE LOVE MACHINE
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16:35 <Floss> I'm as dumb as a box of hair
16:44 <Lumeah> Lol
17:03 <Floss> It's ok I'm dumb and happy
17:24 <Lumeah> So is. Most of the world
17:26 <b1rd> Eating saltanas
17:29 <Lumeah> Yum
17:33 <Lumeah> Sitting
17:36 <Floss> I have tv snacks
17:38 <b1rd> Ye want?
17:45 <Lumeah> Yes please
17:51 <b1rd> K
17:54 <Lumeah> Yaay
17:58 <Lumeah> Num num
18:44 <Floss> I'm watching Jeremy Kyle but I'm supposed to be doing an order for work
18:47 <Floss> No motivation
18:57 <Lumeah> Oh I stopped rocking... Then I turned my hwsd3
19:01 <Lumeah> Head
19:04 <Lumeah> Lol
19:07 <Lumeah> Fck
19:19 <b1rd> Go in plane
19:24 <b1rd> Easy fix
19:40 <Lumeah> The mountain Hurtz
19:41 <Floss> *I have proof your dad is the father of your baby" is the title of this episode
19:48 <Lumeah> A plane would kill me
20:05 <b1rd> Hehe
20:10 <Lumeah> Lol he's probably better root
20:21 <b1rd> Who better root
20:26 <Lumeah> No...
20:37 <Lumeah> The show she watch
20:41 <b1rd> Oh
20:49 <b1rd> Yea i dnt get tho
20:53 <Lumeah> Ok
20:53 <Floss> It's called Jeremy Kyle he's awesome
20:58 <Lumeah> Who
20:59 <b1rd> Wat happens
21:07 <Floss> Kind of like Jerry springer but British and not fake
21:08 <Lumeah> Is Stan show or something
21:15 <Lumeah> Ah
21:18 <Floss> No I just watch it off youtube
21:24 <Lumeah> Never herd of him
21:32 <Lumeah> Cool
21:33 <b1rd> Me neither
21:40 <Floss> He's always like STOP HAVING KIDS PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT AND GET A JOB
21:45 <Floss> He's my hero
21:47 <Lumeah> Lol
21:52 <b1rd> Na fk that blow in em
22:00 <Lumeah> Just train em not cum inside
22:02 <b1rd> It's wat we designed for
22:03 <Lumeah> Lol
22:08 <Lumeah> :p
22:11 <b1rd> :)
22:25 <b1rd> Make babies
22:27 <Lumeah> Then keep go2
22:35 <Lumeah> Going
22:39 <b1rd> Ye
22:55 <Floss> My left boob hurts
23:00 <Lumeah> Make wet spot
23:01 <Floss> The nipple is itchy
23:01 <b1rd> Aww
23:02 <Lumeah> Awww
23:07 <Floss> Is that tmi
23:10 <Lumeah> Bump it?
23:11 <b1rd> Na
23:13 <Lumeah> Yea
23:14 <Floss> It's not sexy I assure you
23:15 <Lumeah> Lol
23:18 <b1rd> Lol
23:21 <Lumeah> Aww
23:33 <Lumeah> Sleep wrong?
23:41 <Floss> I'm scratching my tit like a fkn chimpanzee over here
23:47 <Lumeah> Bite
23:48 <b1rd> I got a poof neighbour but I wouldn't root him
23:54 <Lumeah> Ok
23:54 <HellFury> mm as someone once said your pull out game is weak when his side hoe got pregs
23:55 <b1rd> Nice
24:09 <Lumeah> Lol
24:16 <Lumeah> Pull out or nuffin
24:33 <b1rd> Blow in em balls deep
24:38 <b1rd> Lolol
24:45 <Lumeah> Lol
24:45 <HellFury> don't be a chump cover that stump
24:50 <b1rd> Try hide the cum face hard
24:55 <Floss> Good lord
25:01 <Lumeah> Hehehe
25:08 <Floss> My eyes
25:11 <Lumeah> Awww
25:16 <Lumeah> Avert avert
25:26 <b1rd> Lol hf
25:36 <Lumeah> Lol
25:39 <Floss> I love when my bf says "get in my guts" it makes me giggle
25:40 <Lumeah> Log
25:41 <HellFury> or you could just blow across their face
25:44 <Floss> I'm like that's my line
25:44 <Lumeah> Not srump7
25:45 <b1rd> Some bitches just so yum u cant help it
25:55 <b1rd> Esp if u young
25:57 <HellFury> not that some people like cum up their nose
26:00 <HellFury> or in their hari
26:02 <HellFury> hair
26:17 <Floss> Cold shower gets the cum off better
26:19 <Lumeah> Is sticky
26:22 <Floss> Hot water sticks protein
26:27 <b1rd> Ye
26:29 <Lumeah> True cooks
26:38 <Lumeah> Just rub in
26:41 <Lumeah> Dries
26:45 <Floss> Hashtag flosstips
26:47 <b1rd> Rather blow in em
27:00 <b1rd> Sikk pullin out
27:03 <Lumeah> U sleep in wet spot then
27:06 <b1rd> Done it too long
27:10 <Lumeah> Lol
27:13 <Lumeah> Awwwww
27:21 <b1rd> Yea :(
27:40 <HellFury> don't be silly cover ya willy
27:58 <b1rd> Take a load up the ass once or twice a week :)
28:03 <Lumeah> No. Point
28:05 <HellFury> er no
28:11 <Lumeah> Haha
28:13 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/yaeFbX8
28:13 <Lumeah> Eww
28:15 <b1rd> See no compromise
28:30 <b1rd> Twice a week up the bum
28:31 <Lumeah> Rudeness
28:37 <b1rd> Isnt much to ask
28:38 <Floss> Risky click considering the topic hellfury lol
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28:49 <b1rd> Lol
29:02 <HellFury> just condom sayings
29:04 <Floss> Lol yes
29:06 <HellFury> Nike Just do it
29:08 <b1rd> Na
29:13 <b1rd> Hate connies
29:20 <dEaThSpIttA> LOL
29:27 <dEaThSpIttA> Yeah mateeeeeee
29:32 <HellFury> !b1rd, don't be a dick cover that dick :p
29:36 <dEaThSpIttA> BAREBACK THOSE HOES
29:36 <Floss> Yes hello welcome to our conversation about ejaculate
29:42 <b1rd> Na can't feel nuffin
29:49 <dEaThSpIttA> cant catch what ya already got
29:51 <Lumeah> Lol
29:56 <b1rd> Havent worn a franga in like ten years
29:57 <Lumeah> Oi
30:06 <HellFury> gee i wonder why
30:08 <b1rd> Yea i had everything anyway
30:13 <HellFury> you hand action yourself :)
30:17 <Lumeah> Haha
30:21 <Lumeah> ;)
30:30 <Floss> My man and I are in love so I trust him, but no man is allowed to sperm in this temple
30:39 <b1rd> Na i only been a virgin one year
30:40 <HellFury> and burn your sausage while sun baking
30:40 <Lumeah> Yup
30:41 <dEaThSpIttA> LOL
30:47 <Lumeah> Bullshit
30:53 <b1rd> I been wankin over gaysex
30:58 <dEaThSpIttA> its a fortress
30:59 * Floss polishes her halo
31:02 <Lumeah> Fuck that was funny
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31:02 <b1rd> Yea no rooties since lumeah
31:14 <Lumeah> Wish I been good lol
31:18 <b1rd> Gaysex looks intense
31:20 <Lumeah> Didn't deserve it
31:38 <HellFury> yeah coz like hand action is better when your a perve
31:41 <HellFury> i guess
31:47 <Lumeah> Need a baseball bat
31:52 <b1rd> I want a hot umm russian or Slav guy
31:57 <dEaThSpIttA> chin up Lumeah U deserve everything u get
31:57 <b1rd> To bum
32:02 <Lumeah> Lol
32:05 <Lumeah> His bum
32:07 <b1rd> Masculine but gay
32:18 <Lumeah> Do not
32:25 <b1rd> Yea Slavs guys r hot wen hit gym
32:31 <Kelevra> whose bum?
32:33 <Floss> I just had to lecture my dog about annoying the kitty
32:40 <dEaThSpIttA> so are Noongars
32:49 <dEaThSpIttA> nothing like a Big Noongar sweating it out
32:54 <Lumeah> What's a noongars
32:58 <b1rd> Noonga women ok
33:05 <Lumeah> Abbo?
33:11 <b1rd> The men. Diks too big
33:14 <Kelevra> abo bitches with fat asses
33:18 <b1rd> Yum
33:37 <Lumeah> Can't have to big
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33:47 <b1rd> Abos r hot tho
33:52 <Floss> I took a pic of her as I was explaining
34:00 <Lumeah> Lop
34:11 <b1rd> Seen traffic girl
34:17 <b1rd> Her bum mmm
34:18 <Lumeah> Yeah?
34:25 <b1rd> Yea she pointing it
34:30 <b1rd> Out as workin
34:35 <b1rd> Like around ute
34:36 <dEaThSpIttA> islander women do it for me
34:38 <b1rd> Was hot
34:43 <b1rd> Nice
35:11 <dEaThSpIttA> bigger the better
35:15 <dEaThSpIttA> not black enough
35:16 <Floss> Why do none of my image upload things ever work
35:21 <Floss> Is it because I'm a derp
35:27 <b1rd> A nice juicy bit of ass
35:48 <b1rd> Aww
36:11 <b1rd> Upgrade ur software
36:13 <dEaThSpIttA> and youre the one who suffers domestic violence
36:15 <b1rd> Browser etc
36:19 <dEaThSpIttA> she hits me
36:24 <dEaThSpIttA> pow pow
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36:35 <Floss> It's Chrome on my phone but Imgur never works and I have the app
36:35 <HellFury> wow erm
36:42 <b1rd> K
36:46 <Floss> https://ibb.co/c198B9d
36:48 <Floss> Teehee
36:59 <HellFury> aww
37:02 <Kelevra> [13:40:40] <b1rd> Abos r hot tho
37:04 <Floss> I was like honey, I know it's fun, but you can't chase the kitty
37:07 <Kelevra> my ex thinks,, so
37:08 <b1rd> Aw
37:22 <b1rd> Yea i like em
37:29 <Lumeah> Who the puppy
37:34 <Floss> I'm in bed cause I still feel a bit crappy :/
37:44 <Floss> The puppy is my little baby girl :)
37:50 <Floss> She's 11 next month
37:59 <Lumeah> Awww
38:06 <Lumeah> I'd brake it
38:14 <Floss> She's a mad bitch
38:19 <Lumeah> Lol
38:25 <Floss> Lol the cat is watching
38:30 <Floss> From the washing machine
38:30 <b1rd> Make it mad
38:34 <Lumeah> Looks liek a yppee
38:35 <Floss> Just staring at us
38:41 <Lumeah> Yapper
39:16 <b1rd> Ruff it up
39:24 <b1rd> So snarls n bites
39:24 <Lumeah> U wouk
39:29 <Lumeah> Would
39:34 <b1rd> :)
39:34 <Floss> She's like, fkn cmeere
39:37 <Floss> https://ibb.co/DKGyzwP
39:47 <Lumeah> Ruffn u up. Lol
39:54 <Floss> Ya turtleneck wearing little fucker.
39:55 <b1rd> :p
40:21 <Kelevra> [13:46:47] <Floss> Ya turtleneck wearing little fucker.
40:30 <Kelevra> so using that, you rough mofo
40:51 <Floss> My dogs in a turtle neck ATM lol
40:53 <Lumeah> Don't deserve
41:05 <Kelevra> stupid dog, it's nice weather
41:06 <Floss> The cat looks at her with such disgust
41:15 <Floss> She's been clipped so she's cold
41:18 <Floss> I worry
41:21 <Kelevra> the cats a fucking asshole
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41:25 <Floss> Lol yrs
41:29 <Floss> That's why I like het
41:33 <Floss> Her rather
41:37 <Kelevra> :P
41:47 <Kelevra> so I'm shaking
41:55 <Kelevra> Floss cuddle me please
42:14 <Kelevra> bith.
42:19 <Kelevra> bitch even
42:45 <Kelevra> I'LL CUDDLE MY GOD DAMN SELF
42:55 <b1rd> Aww
43:15 <Kelevra> jason
43:19 <Kelevra> shut up.
43:23 <b1rd> Yea wat
43:29 <b1rd> No
43:34 <Floss> I'm minecrafting
43:37 <Kelevra> why not
43:40 <Floss> I'm drifting in and out
43:47 <b1rd> U shut up
43:52 <b1rd> Aw
43:53 <Kelevra> Floss you're so fkn gay
44:08 <Kelevra> jason talk to me
44:13 <b1rd> K
44:16 <Kelevra> whilst she's gone
44:18 <Floss> Yes. Yes I am :)
44:22 <b1rd> Ok
44:34 <Floss> I have so much gayness
44:38 <Kelevra> b1rd did you go markets?
44:45 <b1rd> Yup
44:52 <b1rd> Been
44:53 <Kelevra> Floss I have pubes, wanna swap?
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45:13 <Kelevra> b1rd what did you get?
45:26 <b1rd> Stuff for me new joint
45:29 <Kelevra> I used to hide in the fruit market there
45:38 <b1rd> Cool
45:49 <b1rd> Did u live here
45:59 <Kelevra> maribyrnong
46:05 <b1rd> Nice
46:13 <Kelevra> used to catch the tram to footies
46:24 <b1rd> U can show me round then
46:25 <Floss> Is that a Derro neighbourhood?
46:45 <Kelevra> about 15 from the city in melbourne Floss
47:05 <b1rd> Na its grouse here
47:11 <Floss> Lol
47:16 <b1rd> So far I like it
47:31 <Kelevra> why "Lol"?
47:35 <Lumeah> 👍
47:47 <Kelevra> Floss^
47:57 <b1rd> Can ride to city in like five or ten minutes
48:09 <Kelevra> yer it's good
48:41 <Kelevra> ashfeild
48:45 <Kelevra> syd
48:49 <Kelevra> BISH
48:56 <b1rd> Where dat
49:00 <Kelevra> throw a coin on that shiznit.
49:17 <b1rd> ?
49:30 <Kelevra> google it bruv
49:38 <b1rd> Y wats there
49:55 <Kelevra> was just some place I lived
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50:04 <b1rd> Ok
51:59 <beagle> Cough
52:14 <beagle> Poured with raim here
52:23 <beagle> Seems to have stopped
52:40 <beagle> It washed my car
53:00 <e|f> take a seat
53:00 <e|f> take your life
53:00 <e|f> plot it out in black and white
53:00 <e|f> i'd like to think the best of me is still hiding up my sleeve
53:00 <e|f> i wanna scream at the top of my lungs
53:06 <Kelevra> Glenn is a dickhead
53:25 <Kelevra> wow and hahaha
53:46 * Glenn bows gracefully. :)
53:46 <Kelevra> Bonny and all admin, FUNNY.
54:00 <e|f> i've just found out there's no such thing as the real world - just a lie you've got to rise aboveeee
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56:49 <beagle> Glen moved my ip cam around
57:09 <beagle> I had that thing set up like expert
57:20 <beagle> 20. Configurable logins
57:42 <Kelevra> chad fuck off
57:43 <beagle> 3 sec up loaded snapahot to belgian ftp
57:51 <beagle> Uhh
57:58 <beagle> Webcam too
58:12 <beagle> Eaayn cam was really clever
58:16 <beagle> Easyn
58:22 <b1rd> lol
58:36 <beagle> Infra red
58:45 <Kelevra> STFU CHAD
58:52 <beagle> Was only 20 on ebay
59:09 <beagle> Put me on ignore stupid
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00:51 <Lumeah> Teee heee
00:53 Nick: Floss is now known as Chad_Chadinson
01:00 <e|f> Kelevra
01:00 <e|f> welcome
01:00 <Kelevra> hola 
01:00 <Kelevra> hows it going?
01:00 <e|f> hugs
01:18 <Lumeah> Ya by Chad?
01:20 <Lumeah> Bu
01:22 <Lumeah> Bi
01:23 <Kelevra> wait..
01:23 <Lumeah> Ung
01:36 <Kelevra> I was called "stupid" by chad?
02:00 <Kelevra> <3
02:00 <e|f> pretty good. you? 4:)
02:00 <Kelevra> yeah, going alright, heaps stressed.
02:00 <e|f> stress less
03:00 <Kelevra> went to a kinder kind of orientation?
03:00 <e|f> lol
03:00 <Kelevra> kindergarder
03:49 <Chad_Chadinson> Must be true if Chad said it
04:00 <e|f> i don't have kids so i wouldnt' fully understand
04:00 <Kelevra> it was so weird
04:00 <Kelevra> there was a woman wearing a superwoman costume
04:49 <Kelevra> yer just like jason dying in his unit block
05:00 <e|f> that is weird
05:00 <Kelevra> hey I want he job
05:01 <Kelevra> beagle do you even think of him
05:10 <Kelevra> DID YOU carry his body
05:18 <Kelevra> such a good m8 right
05:22 <Kelevra> fkn wanker.
06:00 <Kelevra> don't judge m8
06:00 <e|f> i am woman, hear me roar!
06:23 <Kelevra> I can't wait until you die Chad.
07:00 <Kelevra> yer bossing it lvl 99
07:00 <e|f> haha
07:00 <Kelevra> :P
07:00 <Kelevra> <3
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07:46 <Lumeah> Not very nice Kelevra
07:50 <Lumeah> Pong.
08:06 <Kelevra> Lumeah I was being kind.
08:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii
08:27 <Kelevra> You didn't know Jason.
09:00 <KangaPoint> hi Kelevra 
09:00 <KangaPoint> what's up?
09:00 <KangaPoint> I haven't seen you here for a while.
09:00 <KangaPoint> Have you been busy?
09:00 <Kelevra> hey addy
09:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Fake Lumeah ?
10:00 <Kelevra> no not really busy
10:00 <KangaPoint> you been running?
10:00 <Kelevra> yourself?
10:00 <KangaPoint> i been busy with sight seeing
10:00 <Kelevra> nice
10:00 <KangaPoint> i took lots of pics
10:00 <Kelevra> keep watching
10:00 <KangaPoint> i made album
10:00 <KangaPoint> i show it to you
10:00 <Kelevra> run along.
10:06 <Kelevra> yep\\\\\\\\
10:14 <Kelevra> like you
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10:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wot
10:28 <Kelevra> just wearing a nickname that's different
10:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> This real pong
10:42 <Kelevra> so fuck you and fake Lumeah and thankyou
11:00 <KangaPoint> ok i'm running along
11:00 <Kelevra> GO AWAY.
11:00 <KangaPoint> i will.
11:05 <Kelevra> I'm Melanie
11:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> All lies
11:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> This pong
11:15 <Kelevra> I come on here.
11:22 <Kelevra> It's irc.
11:36 <Lumeah> I'm not fake
11:50 <Kelevra> everyone knows you're b1rd
11:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> This real pong
12:00 <KangaPoint> You're stressed?!
12:00 <Kelevra> what?
12:00 <KangaPoint> I just read up
12:00 <KangaPoint> and you said you're stressed
12:10 <Kelevra> no one can fake me
12:22 <Lumeah> Noone can fake me. Lol
12:23 <Kelevra> I'm too special
12:26 <Lumeah> Trust me
12:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Not Pong either
12:36 <Kelevra> ummm
12:55 <Kelevra> the real Lumeah can't spell "trust"
13:00 <Kelevra> so.. what?
13:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U check inside pooland
13:28 <Kelevra> nou
14:00 <KangaPoint> what you stressed about?
14:00 <KangaPoint> talk about it might unstress
14:00 <Kelevra> abit of everything that happens in normal peoples lives.
14:01 <Lumeah> I can's.. :p. Says twust
14:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wen can we make out Kelevra ??
14:07 <Lumeah> So.. Bets.
14:09 <Lumeah> :p
14:28 <Lumeah> Cummon sweat heart
14:36 <Lumeah> It's old lumzy
14:38 <Lumeah> :p
14:39 <Lumeah> Lol
15:00 <Kelevra> you're not a normal person.
15:00 <KangaPoint> nope
15:00 <KangaPoint> i don't have much stress
15:00 <KangaPoint> very little
15:00 <Kelevra> yep, so fuck off, off my back.
15:00 <KangaPoint> everything works itself out
15:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ni u fake
16:00 <Kelevra> w/e
18:00 <b1rd> Tell me more about how relaxed you are :) 
18:00 <KangaPoint> i'm very relaxed b1rd 
18:00 <KangaPoint> everything so nice
18:00 <KangaPoint> the weather is perfect
18:00 <Kelevra> :)
19:00 <Kelevra> b1rd
19:00 <KangaPoint> the sky is clear blue
19:00 <Kelevra> who is that faggot?
19:00 <Kelevra> who is KangaPoint?
19:00 <KangaPoint> <-- Qop
19:00 <Kelevra> k
20:00 <KangaPoint> guy that used to live in Keysborough
20:00 <Kelevra> hehehe
20:00 <Kelevra> word to your mum dipship (you're a fucking loser)
20:00 <b1rd> Heyya kelevra 
20:00 <Kelevra> hey jase
20:00 <b1rd> Watsdoin
20:00 <Kelevra> eh waiting
20:56 <damian> friends!
21:00 * damian hugs pong
21:00 <Kelevra> yyou?
21:00 <b1rd> Just got home
21:00 <KangaPoint> why you so mad !
21:00 <b1rd> Few bongs chillin'
21:00 <KangaPoint> never seen you so mad
21:00 <Kelevra> KangaPoint bite the gutter and hope for the best
21:00 <Kelevra> CUNT.
21:00 <b1rd> Been out riding
21:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hii
21:51 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We hug but not kiss
21:57 <damian> exactly right
22:00 <Kelevra> nice
22:00 <Kelevra> keep healthy
22:00 <b1rd> Yup motor bike tho so lol
22:00 <b1rd> Thirsty but
22:00 <Kelevra> oh
23:00 <b1rd> Still hard work
23:00 <Kelevra> nup
23:00 <b1rd> Dodge cars trucks etc
23:00 <b1rd> Is u try it
23:00 <e|f> have you redlined the bike yet
23:00 <b1rd> No lol
23:00 <b1rd> It still freshly rebuilt
23:00 <b1rd> I want to
23:00 <Kelevra> I've got to go
23:25 <b1rd> Yawn
23:31 <damian> ey bird
23:33 <damian> where are you living now
23:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hii
23:41 <b1rd> Footscray
23:46 <b1rd> Gday
23:49 <damian> ah not bad, where abouts?
23:57 <b1rd> Just footscray
24:00 <b1rd> Ok hun
24:00 <Kelevra> peace to you guys <3
24:00 <b1rd> U2
24:00 <e|f> well redline it soon
24:00 <b1rd> Cant yet
24:00 <e|f> the fastest i ever bothered to get my car to was 150 km/h on a link road
24:00 <e|f> and it started to shake at that
24:07 <damian> that's a big wide area
24:13 <b1rd> Sure is
24:14 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ohhh pong in Sunshine
24:20 <damian> i'm just down the road from you, i go to footscray at least twice a week
24:27 <b1rd> Nice
24:29 <damian> have you done much around there in the past, or is it all new?
24:43 <b1rd> Stabbed a guy here once
24:48 <damian> but what about food
25:00 <b1rd> Cool
25:00 <e|f> bike could do 200km/h+ easy
25:00 <b1rd> Yea later will b all about wheelies
25:00 <b1rd> Probly with right gearing
25:08 <b1rd> Yea im getting into food here it's really lovely
25:22 <damian> isn't it so good
25:27 <b1rd> Wats ur fave places to eat?
25:33 <damian> the african, vietnamese, japanese
25:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Did he steel your shipping trolley with your stuff
25:40 <b1rd> I tried roti road african
25:43 <b1rd> Umm
25:55 <b1rd> Viet not yet but wanna
26:00 <e|f> yea
26:00 <b1rd> Good enough to go to woolies on
26:00 <e|f> lol
26:00 <b1rd> Well its wat ill use it for
26:00 <b1rd> Shopping any appointments
26:06 <damian> roti road is malaysian you ponce
26:08 <b1rd> Few pizzas nothing too special
26:16 <damian> but yeah, roti road is definitely one of my favourites
26:20 <b1rd> Yes i like Malaysian can't u read
26:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lies
26:33 <b1rd> I speak indo
26:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> lol
26:45 <b1rd> So yea course I know wat roti means
26:56 <b1rd> Ibsaid
26:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U speak poo
27:00 <e|f> for milk and eggs?
27:00 <b1rd> Stuff like that
27:00 <e|f> haha
27:00 <b1rd> Yup
27:00 <e|f> good stuff
27:00 <b1rd> Cbf walking or bus
27:00 <e|f> good idea
27:04 <b1rd> Havent tried Viet here yet
27:09 <damian> if you want a quick lunch, there's a really good banh mi place on the corner of hopkins and leeds
27:16 <b1rd> I want to. Do u know any good Viet?
27:18 <damian> it's at the top of the T, just on the right hand side
27:21 <b1rd> Ok
27:28 <b1rd> Ah ye
27:41 <damian> good vietnamese in footscray, if you head to either Phu Vinh, it's on Hopkins
27:44 <b1rd> Ill look next time
27:50 <b1rd> Yup
28:00 <b1rd> Yup new sprocket get it bit more road friendly
28:00 <b1rd> More top speed. It's primarily a dirt bike so
28:00 <e|f> yep
28:06 <damian> or if you head to Suppa Hills, again on Hopkins
28:15 <b1rd> Cool ta man
28:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong. Give free hugs ...
28:19 <b1rd> Ill take note
28:21 <damian> Phu Vinh is more authentic i reckon, Suppa Hills is more western
28:30 <b1rd> Im writing it down
29:00 <b1rd> But yeah around cars heaps fast
29:00 <b1rd> Been thru city just before
29:00 <e|f> true
29:08 <damian> and if you want something a little different, there's a place at the point where droop street and nicholson street meet
29:23 <b1rd> Best Indian round here?
29:27 <damian> i can't remember the name of it though, but it's right on that triangle corner. they do these egg things which are great
29:29 <b1rd> Oh k I know
29:33 <b1rd> Yup
29:47 <b1rd> Seen a couple joints as walked
29:48 <damian> i haven't had that much indian in Footscray, there's a few good ones in Derrimut though, like 5-10mins drive max
29:56 <b1rd> Kool
30:00 <b1rd> Ye well not quite
30:00 <froz> Werd,
30:33 <b1rd> Local knowledge is invaluable
30:34 <damian> there's an all you can eat japanese place at the end of hopkins too, for the price it's pretty good
30:39 <b1rd> Mmm
31:00 <e|f> when you smile, i smile
31:00 <froz> any humans around?
31:00 <e|f> you smile, i smileeeee
31:00 <e|f> a couple of humans right here right now
31:00 <e|f> so hello
31:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ppl say b1rd artistic
31:07 <damian> no
31:11 <damian> people say bird autistic
31:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yesss
31:39 <b1rd> Ty damian much appreciated ill let u know how I go
32:00 <froz> all I see is elves and birds, hi
32:00 <e|f> lol sup
32:00 <froz> sun is just getting up
33:00 <b1rd> Need to have a shower then clean up me place a bit. 
33:00 <froz> chilly spring morning here! Just 3 degrees celsius
33:00 <b1rd> Bbl
33:00 <lx> 1 hb1 b1rd...
34:00 <e|f> where are you in the world, froz
34:00 <KangaPoint> b1rd, you had a good day today?
34:00 <KangaPoint> <-- california at moment
34:00 <e|f> california here we come
34:00 <e|f> right back where it started from
34:20 <damian> no worries man
35:00 <KangaPoint> i went to the beach today
35:00 <KangaPoint> i took some pictures
35:00 <e|f> did you see any muscle men on the beach ?
35:00 <KangaPoint> they have nice beach and lovely homes
35:00 <KangaPoint> nope
35:00 <e|f> driving down the 101
35:00 <e|f> california here we come
35:00 <e|f> right back where we started from
36:00 <KangaPoint> just lors regular men and women playing volleyball
36:00 <e|f> lol ok
36:50 <b1rd> Found on Uber eats
37:00 <e|f> california here we come
37:00 <e|f> right back where we started from
37:00 <e|f> californiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
37:00 <e|f> here we comeeeeeeeeeeee
37:00 <KangaPoint> where froz go
37:00 <KangaPoint> https://postimg.cc/1V5KC3xK
37:00 <KangaPoint> ppl playing volleyball
37:00 <KangaPoint> it was a lot nicer than in the picture
37:40 <b1rd> Fried rice yum
38:00 <e|f> yea the sunlight was probably better, eh
38:00 <KangaPoint> it's spring here
38:21 <b1rd> Mmm salt n pepper calamari
38:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong need do a big smelly poo
39:00 <KangaPoint> these are the houses by the beach
39:00 <KangaPoint> https://postimg.cc/qNn2G3hT
39:00 <KangaPoint> it rarely rain here
39:00 <KangaPoint> i like it
39:00 <e|f> very good
39:00 <KangaPoint> only rain a few days of the year
39:00 <KangaPoint> and that mostly happens late at night
39:00 <KangaPoint> LOL
39:08 <b1rd> Lol look how greedy I am. Nowhere near dinner time yet.
39:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Got big greasy poo coming
40:00 <e|f> yup
40:00 <KangaPoint> i just sat at the beach watching yachts sailing by
40:00 <KangaPoint> https://postimg.cc/4nDCSD2T
40:16 <Kelevra> [[[[[pong]]]]] no.
40:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y
40:23 <b1rd> Lemon grass chicken on rice
40:26 <b1rd> Yum
40:30 <Kelevra> we can't make out.
40:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y
41:00 <e|f> mm
41:00 <KangaPoint> where are you at, e|f?
41:00 <e|f> new south wales, australia
41:00 <KangaPoint> cool, i used to live there too
41:11 <Kelevra> cause you're a fgt.
41:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nah luv yummy girls
42:00 <e|f> nice
42:00 <KangaPoint> around year 2000
42:00 <e|f> i moved here in late 1999
42:00 <KangaPoint> I lived across the street from Darling Harbour
42:00 <KangaPoint> the olympics was nice
42:00 <KangaPoint> i was there at the time
42:35 <Kelevra> wtf
42:40 <Kelevra> I'm not yummy
42:48 <Kelevra> you should smell me
43:00 <Kelevra> and pray for seaner
43:00 <e|f> sydney olympics
43:00 <e|f> was a landmark event
43:00 <KangaPoint> yea do you remember much of it now? LOL
43:00 <e|f> some of it
43:00 <e|f> we did well in the swimming
43:00 <KangaPoint> that was nearly 20yrs ago
43:00 <e|f> yup
43:00 <KangaPoint> i can't remember how well Au did LOL
43:00 <KangaPoint> forgotten all that 
43:23 <Kelevra> I smell so bad on a good day
43:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U smell n Taste liek cigarettes.
43:47 <Kelevra> btw I tried to ban you in nerdhacks
43:55 <Kelevra> didn't work
44:00 <KangaPoint> just remember all the parties and festivities
44:00 <e|f> ian thorpe (our swimmer) broke a few records as did some others of ours
44:00 <e|f> australia did well
44:00 <KangaPoint> I remember that bit, everything else hazy 
44:00 <e|f> long time ago
44:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yeh pong level 200 lol
44:37 <Kelevra> wutevs
44:42 <b1rd> Mmm chicken madras. I could cook my own rice.
45:00 <KangaPoint> I went to some of the olympics sites after tho
45:00 <KangaPoint> yea long ago, make room for other import memories LOL
45:00 <e|f> lol
45:00 <KangaPoint> Sydney probably has changed a lot since that time
45:00 <e|f> there are still a few late model cars floating around with sydney 2000 olympic licence plates
45:13 <Kelevra> no one cares jason
45:23 <Kelevra> NO ONE
45:25 <b1rd> :(
45:37 <b1rd> Wat u eatin for tea
45:37 <Kelevra> yer I'll give you a hug
45:47 <b1rd> Dnt b mean
45:52 * Kelevra pats b1rd on the shoulder
45:57 <b1rd> :)
46:00 <e|f> so not all of it is lost
46:00 <KangaPoint> The closing was epic, parties everywhere
46:00 <KangaPoint> fire works from every building roof tops
46:00 <e|f> yup
46:20 <Kelevra> I'm thinking to fuck shit up for dinner
46:27 <b1rd> K
46:27 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who Pong
46:28 <Lumeah> I do
46:30 <Kelevra> rogan josh but with chicken
46:34 <b1rd> Mmm
46:42 <b1rd> I feel like curry too
46:56 <Kelevra> pupdoms yo
46:57 <Lumeah> Yum
47:00 <KangaPoint> it was good, saw lots of olympians LOL
47:00 <KangaPoint> did you go to any event?
47:00 <e|f> nah
47:00 <KangaPoint> me neither
47:00 <e|f> i was only about 13 years old
47:00 <e|f> but i recollect what was on tv
47:01 <b1rd> Mm
47:05 <Lumeah> Cook rice
47:15 <b1rd> Ill order at like four
47:17 <Kelevra> h8 rice
47:24 <Lumeah> Cools
47:26 <b1rd> Or wen hungry
47:30 <Lumeah> Yeah
47:31 <b1rd> Really?
47:39 <b1rd> Rice ok
47:44 <Kelevra> got rice, got food got spice
47:58 <Kelevra> anonymous yellow
48:00 <KangaPoint> i was in my early 20s
48:00 <e|f> seems like just yesterday, eh
48:00 <e|f> how time flies
48:00 <KangaPoint> yea, its scary
48:01 <Kelevra> YO
48:16 <Kelevra> PIFTY DORRaH BILL YO
48:22 <Lumeah> Am i u b1rd?
48:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Got a stifle....
48:33 <b1rd> Na lol
48:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Stiffie
48:55 <Lumeah> See
48:56 <Lumeah> Lol
49:00 <KangaPoint> when u were young, time go by so slow
49:00 <e|f> yup
49:00 <e|f> waiting for christmas seems like an eternity as a kid
49:00 <KangaPoint> coz u were waiting to get to adult age
49:00 <KangaPoint> so you can go do things
49:00 <e|f> now three hours seems like three minutes
49:00 <KangaPoint> you can drive, work, go to parties etc
49:08 <Lumeah> U got a hand 🖐️ pong
49:11 <Kelevra> [[[[[pong]]]]] is still trying to find his stiffie
49:14 <Lumeah> And the internet...
49:20 <Kelevra> poor wog
49:21 <Lumeah> Go for your life
50:00 <KangaPoint> but when the time comes, you mostly just work
50:00 <KangaPoint> leave home before sun rise and leave work after sunset LOL
50:00 <e|f> yup
50:00 <KangaPoint> then eventually realize, screw it
50:00 <KangaPoint> not putting up with that shit
50:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong not wog
50:10 <Lumeah> Lol
50:18 <Kelevra> it's funny
50:39 <Lumeah> Wong... Can't find it... Wogs just fine
51:00 <e|f> for sure
51:00 <KangaPoint> sydney traffic was pretty bad to commute to work
51:00 <e|f> the rat race
51:00 <KangaPoint> i seen ppl reading books in the car
51:00 <KangaPoint> on the way to work LOL
51:06 <Kelevra> you're racist
51:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wogs greasy
51:58 <Kelevra> like lisa?
52:00 <e|f> sounds about right
52:00 <KangaPoint> so i decided to move to live in the middle of the city at the time
52:00 <KangaPoint> it was good fun
52:07 <Kelevra> or jessica
52:10 <Kelevra> danica
52:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> lol move her name
52:34 <Kelevra> which one
52:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> None
52:56 <Kelevra> hahahaha
53:00 <KangaPoint> can go for a stroll at darling harbor on saturday morning
53:00 <KangaPoint> catch watch taxi to opera house
53:00 <KangaPoint> eat breakfast there
53:00 <e|f> yup
53:00 <KangaPoint> as i watch visitors and other ppl walk by
53:02 <Kelevra> pusswah
53:10 <Kelevra> fgtkent
53:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ur jealous of her
53:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U smelly box
53:50 <Kelevra> I'm jealous that she's short, but she's fat bruv..
54:00 <Kelevra> FAT
54:00 <KangaPoint> sydney weather was pretty good good
54:00 <KangaPoint> can do that more times in a year
54:00 <KangaPoint> do you live near the city?
54:00 <e|f> 30 min drive from the cbd
54:02 <Kelevra> &
54:11 <Kelevra> SHORT
54:14 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She was size 10
54:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol
54:29 <Kelevra> oh okay
54:47 <Kelevra> size 10 when she was 5yrs old maybe
54:54 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U wish u were size 10
55:00 <KangaPoint> you go into the city on the weekends?
55:00 <e|f> sometimes
55:00 <KangaPoint> weekend is good when the weather is good
55:00 <KangaPoint> see lots of ppl come in and enjoy the day
55:03 <b1rd> I skinny
55:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> So pong
55:14 <Kelevra> orly
55:20 <b1rd> Size 34
55:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She knows pong sexy 2
55:44 <Kelevra> I'm size 6-8..
55:51 <b1rd> Nice
55:59 <Kelevra> I weigh myself.
56:00 <KangaPoint> with musics and parades
56:00 <KangaPoint> ok i gotta go
56:07 <b1rd> Ho mu
56:10 <b1rd> Much
56:14 <Kelevra> last was two weeks ago
56:17 <b1rd> K
56:18 <Kelevra> 51.08
56:23 <b1rd> Kool
56:31 <Kelevra> so go fuck your fatty pong
56:40 <b1rd> Nice for ontop
56:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong 75kg
56:46 <Kelevra> she's a dwarf and fat.
56:52 <Kelevra> get used to it
57:00 <KangaPoint> thanks for letting reminisce of my time in sydney
57:00 <KangaPoint> :D
57:00 <KangaPoint> letting me*
57:00 <KangaPoint> it was a good time
57:00 <KangaPoint> bye
57:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U got no tits
57:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> All head
57:28 <Kelevra> you do and that's all that counts buddy.
57:39 <b1rd> I 100
57:54 <b1rd> U with Sean still kelevra
58:08 Join: Zaraa ([email protected]) to #sydney
58:24 <Kelevra> course, he's just "busy"
58:29 <b1rd> Ok
59:25 <Kelevra> yes
59:44 <Kelevra> radio silence is great hey
59:52 * Kelevra nods
00:12 <Kelevra> `ban Zaraa
00:34 <Lumeah> Jason wants a root Kelevra
00:40 <Kelevra> `ban Zaraa
00:47 <b1rd> Hes lucky to have u kelevra
00:50 <Lumeah> He seid he have irc baby
01:13 <Kelevra> neh he got th snip
01:16 <Kelevra> the*
01:36 <b1rd> I haven't yet
01:43 <Lumeah> ... Uhuh
01:49 <Lumeah> Dun lie women
01:53 <Kelevra> should
02:28 <b1rd> I gtn stiffy
02:37 <b1rd> Landlords here but
02:40 <Lumeah> Lol
02:47 <Lumeah> Bonus
03:22 <b1rd> Yea he not really attractive lol
03:54 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No Kelevra no longer fertile
04:14 <b1rd> Still have fun
04:58 <Lumeah> Lol. With him?
05:32 <b1rd> I only thnkn bout my hard dik atm lol
06:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U got stiffie 2
06:15 <b1rd> Yup
06:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We both do
07:34 <Lumeah> Bend over pong
07:51 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> N
07:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> O
07:56 <Lumeah> Lol
07:57 <Lumeah> Ok
08:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U got one 2
08:34 <b1rd> Could do with a female friend to root occasionally
08:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> HellFury:
10:04 <b1rd> Sorta in melb somewhere
10:17 <b1rd> Wud b convinient
10:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We go clubbing meet some
10:56 <b1rd> Na
11:06 <b1rd> Don't want guys
11:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong good dancer get many girls
11:23 <b1rd> Not meeting u
11:34 <b1rd> Dnt care
11:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lololololo
11:43 <b1rd> Find my own
11:51 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Every weekend pong get girls
11:56 <b1rd> Ss
12:07 <Lumeah> Since when
12:17 <Kelevra> hahahaha
12:43 <Lumeah> Kelevra: b1rd wants a root
12:51 <b1rd> Yea
13:01 <b1rd> Pretty horny
13:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Kelevra got mut rot
13:44 <b1rd> Na doubt it
13:47 <Kelevra> nah my vaginas sweet
13:51 <b1rd> Yum
14:05 <Kelevra> sean looks after it.
14:11 <b1rd> Nice
14:39 <Lumeah> Seams like it
15:01 <Kelevra> [[[[[pong]]]]] has a dirty vagina on his hands
15:04 <Kelevra> LOL
15:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Na
15:27 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Cigarette smoke come out of urs
15:39 <Kelevra> he fucked that wog chick and had a kd
15:42 <Kelevra> KID
15:44 <Kelevra> LOL
15:55 <b1rd> Pong has kid?
16:04 <Kelevra> sorry I coulfn't stop laughing
16:12 <Kelevra> OL
16:14 <Kelevra> LOL
16:26 <Kelevra> yer he has a kid
16:39 <b1rd> He shouldn't breed
16:42 <b1rd> Lo
16:43 <b1rd> L
16:47 <Kelevra> well he did
16:50 <b1rd> Lol
16:55 <Kelevra> and its birthed
16:58 <Kelevra> LOL
16:59 <b1rd> Omg
17:06 <Kelevra> ikr
17:08 <Kelevra> LOL
17:16 <b1rd> Will b on irc later
17:34 <Kelevra> who "it" or you?
17:40 <b1rd> It
17:44 <Kelevra> oh
18:07 <Kelevra> [[[[[pong]]]]]
18:09 <b1rd> If i had a kid it'd come out like a giraffe n destroy the mums pussy
18:36 <b1rd> Def need rip out thru a hole
19:01 <Kelevra> if it's sticky on the stool and you accidenly do it by the poo
19:03 <Kelevra> it
19:15 <b1rd> Ok landy gone
19:17 <Kelevra> s diahoria
19:21 <b1rd> Pulling off pants
19:51 <Kelevra> pool
20:06 <b1rd> Bit of a play
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> All lies
27:05 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong bachelor
37:01 Part: Hennessy ([email protected]) from #sydney
38:14 Part: KangaPoint ([email protected]) from #sydney
42:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Many jealous of pong
43:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Cause pong not wreck life
44:09 <Lumeah> With a woman?
44:27 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Divorce or kids
44:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong stay bachelor
44:51 <Lumeah> Yeah me same
45:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U nearly did
45:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Cause b1rd got autism and retarded
46:12 <Lumeah> Aww
46:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> But u not real Lumeah anyway
50:55 <Lumeah> Am.. So
51:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Allll lies
51:48 Part: Taco ([email protected]) from #sydney
54:52 <Lumeah> Yup
54:55 <Lumeah> Not me
55:31 <b1rd> Bak
55:54 <b1rd> Could go chicken byriani and a meat dish
56:13 <b1rd> Thats like 32
56:24 <b1rd> With delivery
00:27 <Lumeah> Nice
00:55 <Lumeah> b1rd: I'm u still
00:57 <Lumeah> Lol
01:01 <Lumeah> Pong think
02:51 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd pong want to meet u just to fart on u no other reasons
03:14 <b1rd> No
03:24 <b1rd> Lol hi me
03:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong would liek to fart on u and film it
03:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Would b very funny
03:46 <b1rd> Course ppl close they gonna learn traits from each other pong
04:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Huh
04:16 <b1rd> Oh ur a virgin nevermind
04:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong not
04:26 <b1rd> R
04:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Had root Sunday
04:34 <b1rd> Sks
04:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Having one later tonight
04:42 <b1rd> Yea yea
04:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong only interest is to fart on u
06:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Then upload to pooland website
07:09 <b1rd> Fk off spastic
07:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong normal ur retarded
07:45 <Lumeah> Lol
07:57 <Lumeah> Uhuh
14:00 <rainmaker> Monday is training day 
16:10 <Lumeah> Hahahaha 7 news
16:28 <Lumeah> Let's steal chips n sell them in another shop
16:30 <Lumeah> Lol
16:42 <Lumeah> Inavative
17:33 Join: jigsaw ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:49 <jigsaw> back
17:53 <jigsaw> power probs
18:13 <b1rd> Chukn news on order dinner
18:21 <jigsaw> lackytricians farting around with solar install
23:31 Join: Floss ([email protected]) to #sydney
23:50 <Floss> Hai
24:40 <jigsaw> flossmeister
25:23 <Lumeah> Yay had a boy
26:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
26:00 <b1rd> cooking fish. 
26:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Just did few farts
26:22 <b1rd> Huxtaburger mm
26:32 <b1rd> Fried chicken or grilled
27:00 <rainmaker> Eating fish for dayzzz
28:05 Part: Floss ([email protected]) from #sydney
28:38 <b1rd> Wat eat
29:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong havin hungry jacks
29:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Two double whoppers
29:52 <JedStar> Ahoy hoy
30:05 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Extra onions
31:57 <b1rd> Mmm
32:06 <b1rd> Indian fk it
35:06 <b1rd> Ok
35:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Quick drag Stradbroke Red
36:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] joined
36:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] joined
38:33 <b1rd> Oi
39:02 <b1rd> Can u order from more than one restruant n still only cost u five bucks deliver on Uber eats?
40:00 <b1rd> Eating fish
40:00 <GangstaPete> :D
40:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] joined
40:00 <GangstaPete> I just shot you down son
40:00 <GangstaPete> bang bang baby
40:07 <damian> i think once you get out of the restaurant it goes back to $0 until you get back into it
40:08 <damian> so i dont think
40:09 <damian> so
42:55 <b1rd> Hmm
42:55 <lx> ...ah huh...
43:01 <b1rd> Ohk
43:23 <b1rd> Peak hour traffic u kno
43:26 Join: e|f ([email protected]) to #sydney
43:31 <b1rd> Lonely a fiver
43:35 <b1rd> Hi elfyy
43:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o e|f
43:58 <e|f> :)
45:00 <b1rd> Can't eat all fish. Put away for later. 
45:00 <b1rd> Full. 
45:00 <GangstaPete> Wheres ya car gone, b1rd?
47:27 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.136.105.205) from #sydney
49:25 Join: partay ([email protected]) to #sydney
50:28 <b1rd> Hows the elf
50:33 <e|f> and if you want these kinda dreams, it's californication
50:47 <e|f> pretty good - hurt myself accidentally the other day so now trying to recover
51:05 <e|f> torn muscles or something like that
52:29 <b1rd> Aww hun
52:39 * partay chest bumps e|f and slaps him a Jim Beam Black & cola into his mitt
52:52 <b1rd> U look fine already girl dont overdo it
52:52 <e|f> went for a walk, had a shower and some wine and some pain killers
52:54 <e|f> lol
53:00 <b1rd> Watching news
53:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] joined
53:00 <chris`> hi
53:02 <b1rd> Cool lol
53:03 <e|f> lol thx partay
53:09 <partay> b1rd how is adulting going?
53:40 * b1rd turns away from partay
53:47 <b1rd> Talks to elf
53:48 <e|f> lol
54:19 * partay blinks
56:13 <b1rd> Damn I miss my social worker she was a doll
56:41 <e|f> mm
56:58 <e|f> what did she do for ya
57:46 <b1rd> Like
58:00 <b1rd> hi
58:03 <b1rd> They wasn't helping me get a house half brushing me off
58:11 <b1rd> So she kept onto em
58:28 <b1rd> Did all the paperwork necessary phonecalls
58:43 <b1rd> Ill go say thanks in person later
58:48 <e|f> were nurses involved also
58:50 <partay> The chick that sat next to me on the train this arv was the hottest chick Ive even seen in real life
58:58 <b1rd> Na but thatd b hot
59:04 <b1rd> Well
59:11 <b1rd> Was some nurses around
59:14 <e|f> some people are on involuntary treatment orders
59:21 <b1rd> But she the hottest
59:29 <b1rd> Yup
59:31 <e|f> that's where the nurses come in, some of the time
59:33 <b1rd> Not me
59:36 <e|f> ok
59:43 <b1rd> Was on one
59:52 <b1rd> Coz naughty
59:55 <e|f> yea
00:00 <b1rd> Eating yogurt
00:00 <b1rd> Whole tub
00:02 <b1rd> Good boy npw
00:06 <b1rd> Lol
00:17 <e|f> all water under the bridge now, bro :)
00:36 <b1rd> Tru
00:49 <b1rd> Oi
01:00 <b1rd> Full on half tub. I only little now. 
01:02 <b1rd> How much on average u spend on wine
01:09 <e|f> depends
01:14 <b1rd> K
01:24 <e|f> i've drunk high end, low end etc
01:28 <b1rd> Like per bottle
01:31 <b1rd> Ok
01:42 <b1rd> Wats some good shit to get
01:57 <e|f> i can get 6 bottles for $12 and it's lovely mellowing wine
02:07 <e|f> nothing wrong with
02:09 <b1rd> Yum
02:12 <e|f> or expensive
02:17 <e|f> try some penfolds
02:21 <b1rd> Yea k
02:36 <b1rd> Dnt mind cab sav or blends ok
02:48 <b1rd> Been years since I drunk wine
02:50 <e|f> one of the benefits of living in the best country in the world
02:53 <e|f> we have great wine
02:59 <b1rd> But there's good wines from all over au
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03:03 <b1rd> Yes
03:10 <b1rd> SA had good stuff wa too
03:16 <e|f> anything from south australia is usually good in my experience
03:17 <b1rd> Vic wines ok
03:21 <b1rd> Mmm
03:23 <b1rd> Same
03:26 <Lumeah> Lol nurses
03:29 <b1rd> Always sold out
03:37 <b1rd> I worked in bottle o
03:48 * Lumeah has cheaky giggle to self 
04:03 <b1rd> Some nurses cute some mean
04:08 <Lumeah> Lol
04:14 <Lumeah> 😂
04:18 <b1rd> Some try tell u wat to do
04:28 <e|f> if the patient is not violent it's usually an easy experience
04:33 <e|f> re nurses
04:34 <Lumeah> That's their job
04:37 <b1rd> N u laugh n smile at em.. The cute ones
04:39 <b1rd> Yea
04:50 <b1rd> Then the admin bring in tough nurses
04:52 <b1rd> N
04:55 <Lumeah> Mh nurse
05:06 <b1rd> They stopped putt hot young nurse on nightshift
05:13 <b1rd> Fkd up everything
05:25 <b1rd> Ye i swear
05:34 <Lumeah> Awwwwwww
05:36 <b1rd> Had young turk mixed blood nurse
05:37 <b1rd> Mmm
05:41 <b1rd> A German one
05:44 <e|f> lol
05:50 * Lumeah rolls eyes 
05:55 <b1rd> Who still workin n still got angelic blue eyes
06:00 <b1rd> Mm
06:11 * HellFury holds out finger to b1rd... pull my finger
06:16 <e|f> all the nurses were hot and were wearing bikinis in the hospital
06:17 <b1rd> Hot ginger nurse too but she angry
06:22 <e|f> or maybe that was my fantasy
06:25 <e|f> not reality
06:27 <b1rd> Loved psych ward
06:30 <b1rd> No
06:31 <b1rd> Was
06:35 <e|f> lol
06:35 <b1rd> I promise u
06:50 <b1rd> Seen this nurse recently still smoking hot
06:56 <HellFury> !red, pubes
07:00 <b1rd> Ye
07:05 <e|f> lol sup HF :)
07:12 <HellFury> not much
07:15 <b1rd> Dunno bout the German but we got pretty close
07:16 <HellFury> fighting kids pissing me off
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07:32 <b1rd> Well german but Aussie
07:34 <b1rd> Born
07:40 <b1rd> Mm
07:41 * e|f chucks the kids a soccer ball - "go play outside for a while"
07:42 <b1rd> Was also
07:48 <HellFury> already had to take laptop off Isaac
07:53 <b1rd> This hot fkn young nurse from malta
07:55 <HellFury> nah they have flu
08:00 <HellFury> so im not gonna strain em
08:01 <b1rd> But. Married christian
08:04 <e|f> oh true
08:05 <HellFury> they didn't go to school today
08:16 <HellFury> Ethan the older twin has Asthma
08:24 <b1rd> She had a mean death stare on her and id just smile
08:32 <b1rd> Aww
08:39 <b1rd> So yea was good
08:41 <Lumeah> Lol
08:46 <HellFury> had to drag em around today
08:49 <HellFury> lil shits
08:50 <Lumeah> U encouraged im sure
08:55 <Lumeah> Just to see that
09:00 <b1rd> Yea they were stunning
09:00 <Lumeah> Aww
09:00 <Lumeah> Libble boy
09:21 <HellFury> Liz all hes gotta do is get that burnt weener out
09:28 <HellFury> and the women all drool :P
09:48 <b1rd> Yea i kept it all professional
09:49 <HellFury> well some..
09:52 <b1rd> Didnt bang em
10:00 <^bozoJim> hello Lumeah
10:00 <Lumeah> Hi jim
10:02 <HellFury> hi darlin wanna see my burnt dick :P
10:07 <b1rd> Lol
10:10 <HellFury> i roasted it just for you
10:14 <e|f> haha
10:30 <b1rd> Met this psycho bitch her cousin was yum too
10:41 <HellFury> in fact i roasted it this morning when i fell asleep in the sun
10:44 <b1rd> Nearly fkd her but. Nurses blocked me
11:00 <b1rd> Finished full yogurt 
11:00 <Lumeah> Yay 
11:00 <b1rd> Yup
11:00 <b1rd> Now to get eddie McGuire off my tv
11:00 <Lumeah> Mmm food so good 
11:03 <b1rd> Yum roasted coffee
11:08 <b1rd> Lol
11:09 <HellFury> roasted ass too
11:14 <b1rd> Im white asf now
11:21 <chris`> where is skye
11:25 <chris`> fucken hottie
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11:29 <e|f> right now i'm drinking a cabernet merlot
11:35 <e|f> 2018 vintage
11:36 <b1rd> Yum babe
11:39 <chris`> i had sweet apera
11:39 <HellFury> all the burnt skin fell off
11:41 <b1rd> Any good?
11:48 <e|f> $20 for 6 bottles
11:49 <chris`> 11 drinks 750ml
11:53 <b1rd> My bum blistered
11:54 <e|f> yeah it's ok
11:57 <e|f> mellowing
11:59 <b1rd> Yum
12:00 <Lumeah> Lol yup
12:00 <b1rd> Eat eat
12:00 <Lumeah> I am
12:00 <b1rd> Its just something u say anyway
12:01 <chris`> i got rollies
12:06 <chris`> i had 20$
12:10 <chris`> walked out
12:13 <chris`> got smokes
12:19 <b1rd> Nok em off
12:20 <chris`> pokies worked for once in while
12:31 <b1rd> The draw is near the desk
12:43 <b1rd> Easy grab twenty pouches
13:00 <e|f> guy i saw at the club won $2k from a $20 pokies hit the other day
13:00 <Lumeah> Lol. Pphhh 
13:10 <b1rd> Hot
13:11 <e|f> i can see why people get addicted
13:16 <b1rd> Yup
13:23 <chris`> where is skye
13:27 <b1rd> I never done it
13:41 <b1rd> Rather live it up
13:51 <chris`> i working on getting laid
13:55 <b1rd> Bongs food wine
13:57 <chris`> it in volves
14:00 <Lumeah> Ya always say
14:00 <Lumeah> :p
14:00 <b1rd> Ye
14:00 <Lumeah> Was lovley day 
14:02 <chris`> arse slaps
14:05 <chris`> and grabs
15:00 <GangstaPete> the kfc shitz
15:09 <partay> good luck getting laid
15:20 <HellFury> lol
15:20 <e|f> go get a nice steak dinner at a waterside restaurant
15:22 <chris`> i not an egg
15:25 <chris`> lols
15:25 <e|f> have a wine with
15:31 <e|f> and enjoy the surrounds
15:38 <b1rd> Yea hun
15:41 <chris`> i need voice
15:47 <chris`> i should have auto voice
15:55 <e|f> just forget about the madness of life for a while
15:57 <b1rd> Love living life like that in melbourne
16:07 <b1rd> Nice evening out even a lunch
16:56 <e|f> if i could eat anything now it would be umm
17:14 <b1rd> I got indian
17:28 <e|f> some kind of antipasto
17:34 <b1rd> Uber eats itll arrive soon so hope can eat all
17:36 <b1rd> Yum
17:44 <e|f> so cheese, cold meat, crackers, bit of fruit like figs or whatever
17:49 <b1rd> Mm
17:58 <e|f> but i'll just imagine the hedonistic pursuit
18:01 <e|f> haha
18:09 <b1rd> Aww
18:18 <b1rd> No need to imagine it
18:27 <b1rd> Let's do it
18:52 <chris`> Kelevra
18:59 <chris`> are u 2 years old
19:04 <chris`> get over power trips cunt
19:08 <Kelevra> hahaha
19:21 <Lumeah> Lol.. True
19:21 <chris`> nah
19:23 <chris`> haha
19:25 <chris`> at u
19:27 <chris`> u have kids
19:32 <chris`> and dad didnt stay
19:33 <Kelevra> hahaha wuteva
19:35 <chris`> u have kids
19:36 <chris`> and dad didnt stay
19:41 <b1rd> Wow lotta food
19:43 <chris`> you piece of shit
19:48 <b1rd> Ill show u elfy
19:53 <e|f> kk
20:06 <chris`> Kelevra if u so good
20:13 <chris`> how come u not with the kids dad
20:25 <chris`> u lying spasticated dog
20:56 <Kelevra> https://www.realestate.com.au/property/unit-2-36-bowmore-rd-noble-park-vic-3174
21:06 <Kelevra> was looking up this earlier
21:19 <Kelevra> anyone like this joint?
21:19 <chris`> wow
21:23 <chris`> do u own a home
21:26 <chris`> cutn
21:26 <Kelevra> har har fkn har.
21:31 <b1rd> Mmm
21:38 <b1rd> Elf hun https://imgur.com/a/Jq5NYgW
21:40 <Lumeah> Why.. Thry kicking u out?
22:00 <Lumeah> Been lest a year saying that 
22:00 <b1rd> Nice 
22:01 <chris`> 200 to 300 k
22:04 <chris`> my home
22:08 <chris`> u dogf
22:12 <chris`> fuck cunt
22:19 <e|f> lol nice food
22:42 <b1rd> Mm hope so will find out
22:55 <e|f> need some nan bread with the indian food
23:00 <b1rd> Yea i got stuff done
23:08 <Lumeah> Hope that's the table cloth n not the dirty sheet ;)
23:28 <Kelevra> I'm what?
23:33 <Kelevra> A dog cunt?
23:42 <Kelevra> chris`//////////////////////?
23:52 <chris`> that site says
23:58 <chris`> my place worth up to 300k
24:06 <chris`> i worth more than 1/4 mill
24:07 <chris`> dog
24:12 <Kelevra> you're worth nothing.
24:42 <chris`> but my home is
24:44 <Kelevra> cry baby
24:47 <e|f> Kelevra, does that site list internal images of that property ?
24:48 <Kelevra> go to volt
24:54 <chris`> worth more than u crying
24:59 <b1rd> Let's eat
25:11 <Kelevra> e|f nah but I can show you my insides
25:13 <b1rd> Yum thisll fill me will b letovers
25:18 * Kelevra grins
25:42 <e|f> lol
25:49 <Lumeah> Probably
26:03 <b1rd> I give full rating food is perfect
26:17 <b1rd> Spicy asf
26:22 <e|f> how much of a comission does the uber eats "driver" get for delivering stuff
26:44 <e|f> commission*
26:48 <Kelevra> dunno butI got ubereats maccas the other night
26:53 <Kelevra> was fkn mint
27:00 <Lumeah> Yay
27:08 <e|f> lol nice
27:12 <Kelevra> got a crispy chicken wrap
27:16 <Kelevra> was epic
27:19 <b1rd> Fkall a
27:22 <e|f> ^_^
27:28 <b1rd> Scooters cheap tho
27:34 <Lumeah> Yeah
27:38 <Lumeah> Nice
27:40 <b1rd> Theyd do alllot
27:43 <Kelevra> e|f still off the fags ?
27:44 <b1rd> Of delivery
27:50 <e|f> Kelevra yup
27:59 <Kelevra> asshole
28:00 <Lumeah> Rage quit? 
28:04 <e|f> can't remember when i last smoked - maybe a few weeks ago now
28:12 <b1rd> Aw
28:16 <e|f> it's my birthday present to myself - to not smoke anymore
28:17 <b1rd> I juss do bongs
28:18 <Kelevra> I HATE YOU
28:32 <e|f> nicotine gum for the win
28:47 <Kelevra> ewww I'd rather gargle jizz
28:47 <b1rd> Bongs
29:30 <Kelevra> FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
29:35 <chris`> yes
29:36 <e|f> i've had pizzas delivered before and the pizza is no longer a perfect circle
29:40 <chris`> i worth what u dream of Kelevra
29:44 <chris`> dog
29:49 <e|f> i.e. delivery guy has eaten a piece
29:57 <e|f> i just laugh it off
30:02 <e|f> don't mind sharing
30:03 <Kelevra> fuck off chris`, I hope you die
30:31 <Kelevra> school excursion tomorrow
30:37 <Kelevra> FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
30:52 <Kelevra> I hate people
31:09 <e|f> so long as the pizza delivery guy has not sneezed on the pizza - all good
31:13 * e|f laughs
31:36 <Kelevra> welll you seem optimstic
31:43 <e|f> haha
32:00 <b1rd> She raging? 
32:00 <Lumeah> Dunno. Guess 
32:13 <e|f> one deep pan super supreme please
32:19 <Lumeah> Moves bag from pic..
32:21 <Kelevra> is it possible to jar your back?
32:30 <e|f> yep it is
32:51 <Kelevra> I feel abit of pain
32:52 <chris`> 333k
32:56 <chris`> u can buy my place
33:10 <Kelevra> chris` no one wants your crackhouse
33:14 <chris`> haha
33:15 <Lumeah> Then where u go
33:19 <chris`> whys it worth 300k then
33:20 <chris`> Kelevra`
33:25 <chris`> Kelevra`
33:30 <Lumeah> Thought it was 400
33:33 <chris`> nah
33:35 <Kelevra> cause you dont own it
33:40 <e|f> chris but someone would have to then paint all the walls to get the nicotine stains off
33:40 <chris`> i own it
33:42 <Lumeah> Elf are u a guy?
33:49 <e|f> Lumeah, yup
33:51 <Kelevra> and we all have told you don't but you're crazy and weird.
34:04 <chris`> i own my home
34:05 <Lumeah> So am i
34:12 <chris`> way its going up in price
34:16 <chris`> means i am good person
34:21 <Kelevra> you barely own a bong let alone a house
34:24 <Lumeah> No it doesn't
34:25 <Kelevra> dickhead.
34:46 <chris`> i own my home
34:50 <chris`> more than bank does
34:53 <Lumeah> Sigh
34:54 <chris`> by 5 times
34:57 <chris`> u shit cunt
38:00 <b1rd> Hi mew 
40:00 <Lumeah> Hi mew
41:00 <^bozoJim> hi Mew
03:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [1h36m50s]
43:48 Topic Is: Welcome to #Sydney!
43:48 Set By: (e|f) on: Tue May 07 16:51:08 2019
44:01 <b1rd> Yea fkn oath love my honey
44:01 <e|f> :)~
46:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Goooood evening :)
49:00 <Lumeah> Good evening Cosmic^Girl 
49:14 <b1rd> Wat else is good winter food
49:28 <e|f> shepard's pie
49:32 <b1rd> Mm
49:45 <e|f> something like that, anyway
50:00 <^bozoJim> good evening Cosmic^Girl
50:00 <Cosmic^Girl> How is everyone?
50:01 <b1rd> Yea fk wish had oven but ye thats yum
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51:00 <^bozoJim> I am good thanks'
51:15 <b1rd> I can buy stuff like that lasagne too
51:21 <e|f> yea
51:26 <e|f> some of it is microwavable
51:33 <e|f> but can't beat home cooking
51:37 <b1rd> Ah yea tru
51:40 <b1rd> Yup
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56:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Fab to hear :)
56:19 <e|f> i'll knock this bottle of vino away and see if it elicits anything psychic
56:24 <e|f> but tomorrow is another day
56:25 <b1rd> Tit implants on aca
56:39 <b1rd> Always psychic hun
57:01 <e|f> tit implants are probably a bad idea
57:08 <e|f> to implant anything foreign into the body
57:16 <b1rd> Yea reckon causes cancer
57:18 <e|f> just be happy with yourself - saves so many problems
57:33 <b1rd> Big small all nice
57:41 <e|f> reconstructive surgery is a good idea
57:42 <b1rd> Yup
57:47 <e|f> but anything else... probably not
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58:13 <e|f> those breast implants only last for so long and then they have to be replaced
58:24 <b1rd> Yea
58:45 <b1rd> Poor women
59:00 <couleurs> yeh just ok
59:11 <b1rd> Small tits r grouse
59:34 <b1rd> Women don't believe wen u tell em that but na they yum
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59:40 <e|f> lol
59:47 <b1rd> Honest
00:08 <b1rd> More about if ur into each other n both get off i reckon
00:21 <b1rd> Than tit size thats silly
01:59 <e|f> i suppose a good cosmetic surgeon would recommend a good psychologist before they cut someone up
02:03 <e|f> but a lot don't
02:14 <b1rd> Ye
02:15 <e|f> look what happened to Michael Jackson
02:18 <e|f> lol
02:22 <b1rd> Lol
02:42 <b1rd> Yuk I smell tobacco
02:51 <b1rd> Without weed yukk
03:01 <b1rd> Poor neighbours lol
03:03 <jigsaw> stinky b1rd
03:12 <b1rd> Na not me
03:25 <b1rd> I put fkall with my mix
03:55 <e|f> spinner
04:01 <b1rd> Ye
04:07 <b1rd> I gonna blow bongs put
04:09 <b1rd> Out
04:13 <e|f> kk lol
04:15 <b1rd> Tease em
05:47 <b1rd> Kids
05:58 <b1rd> Waitin for bus smoking
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06:10 <b1rd> That bongll waft around
06:25 <e|f> light some incense
06:30 <b1rd> Then they got on bus just then
06:38 <b1rd> Yea i not bother hide it
06:51 <b1rd> I just put bong away if landlord shows up
06:55 <e|f> lol
06:59 <e|f> under the bed
07:22 <b1rd> Lol
07:29 <b1rd> It's tal l
07:40 <b1rd> Goes in cupboard
08:01 <e|f> yup
08:26 <e|f> rental inspection - hide your drugs and booze
08:28 <e|f> all good
08:31 <b1rd> Yup
08:48 <b1rd> He knows but doesn't say nuffin
08:53 <e|f> yup
09:04 <e|f> so long as you're paying the rent, no big deal
09:20 <b1rd> Zactly
10:00 <couleurs> :))))))))
10:48 <b1rd> Shaking me foot
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12:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cosmic^Girl
12:44 <Cosmic^Girl> Gooood evening :)
13:11 <b1rd> :)
13:19 <e|f> CG :) hugs
13:42 <Cosmic^Girl> How is everyone tonight?
13:53 <e|f> very mellowed
14:00 <Lumeah> Hi couleurs 
14:00 <Lumeah> Quiet night 
14:19 <Cosmic^Girl> Excellent :)
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15:35 <^bozoJim> good evening Cosmic^Girl
15:54 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey Jimmy :)
16:00 <couleurs> heallo.... too quiet.....
16:54 <Cosmic^Girl> I'll be back soonish...Imma just swap from my lappy to my phone :D xx
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17:09 <e|f> okie dokies
18:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
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20:00 <Lumeah> Sure is
23:57 * e|f looks at his watch
24:04 <e|f> where has CG got to
24:09 * e|f starts to worry
24:39 <partay> taking a giant dump
24:52 <e|f> haha
26:25 <e|f> maybe looking at her shoe collection and wondering if she needs any more
26:28 <e|f> i shouldn't worry
26:39 <partay> have another wine
26:45 <e|f> ok
27:18 * partay psychs himself for gym
29:15 <e|f> like a man will go to a shop and be like
29:20 <e|f> yup i need this and that
29:27 <e|f> in we go and we get what we want
29:35 <e|f> a woman will walk into a shop and be like
29:44 <e|f> "oh, what's that, i'd better look at that..."
29:54 <e|f> hahaha
30:05 <e|f> i spose patience is the key
31:00 <Cosmic^Girl> She was busy! Then gone by the time I had anymore time!!
31:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I'll see her on Thurs when I'm back at work
32:00 <rainmaker> What are you intending to salary sacrifice?
33:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ummm
33:00 <Cosmic^Girl> My salary?
33:00 <partay> Super
33:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Super
33:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Right
33:00 <partay> Olympic Park is a nice place
34:00 <partay> so clean and sweet smelling
34:00 <rainmaker> Not worth imo unless you have a salary cap like health workers 
34:00 <partay> rainmaker whaaat?
34:00 <partay> any pre tax deduction is good 
34:00 <partay> regardless
35:00 <rainmaker> Yeah but health workers have a 9k cap that they use with no fbt liability 
35:00 <rainmaker> You know you still pay fbt on pre tax 
36:00 <rainmaker> It's only good for novated lease for non health workers 
36:00 <JedStar> Howdy all
36:00 <^bozoJim> hello JedStar
36:00 <JedStar> Howdy Jim
37:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Helllllllooo JedStar :)
37:00 <JedStar> Howdy Cosmic^Girl
37:00 <partay> yah did have a novated lease... i own it now. The employee doesnt pay the fbt on super
37:00 <GangstaPete> I just shot you down son
37:00 <JedStar> How are we all tonight?
37:00 <GangstaPete> bang bang baby
37:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I went on a 15km hike today. I'm feeling a bit like the nana I am!
37:00 <Cosmic^Girl> How about you?
37:00 <JedStar> Thats awesome
38:00 <JedStar> Im doing alright
38:00 <partay> 15km are you dead?
38:00 <JedStar> I got up with a Dont Fuck with me kinda view on the world this morning
38:00 <JedStar> But as the day went along it got better
38:00 <partay> public holiday here today
38:00 <rainmaker> Yeah but there's a tax rate you still pay for voluntarily super contributions 
38:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I have a 30km hike coming up in a few weeks. But the hike today was up Mt Buffalo. I'm pretty much dead
38:30 <partay> e|f theres a reason why women are the weaker sex
38:44 <e|f> ebay?
38:58 <e|f> wish.com.au or whatever?
39:00 <rainmaker> Unless ur earning 95k plus then it's worth it 
39:00 <Lumeah> Evening JedStar 
39:00 <partay> rainmaker yep its 15% not your marginal rate
39:00 <Lumeah> Doin ok.. 
39:33 <e|f> the impulse buying network
40:00 <partay> i ss an extra 8K a yr and get $1500 extra a yr by pre taxing it 
40:34 <partay> I love eBay
41:00 <partay> not sheep stations.. but better in my hands that the filthy tax man 
41:00 <Lumeah> Ah ok. 
41:00 <Lumeah> Was a lovely day 
41:00 <rainmaker> Yeah it can work for some 
41:00 <partay> Cosmic^Girl 30KM 
42:00 <partay> can i have your fitbit?
42:00 <JedStar> Howdy there Lumeah
42:00 <rainmaker> Partay who's your provider?
42:00 <Lumeah> Howdy
42:00 <partay> QSuper 
42:00 <partay> QLD goverment provider
42:26 <e|f> amazon is already pervading the australian consciousness through the media
42:39 <e|f> and the guy who owns it is the richest man in the world now
42:45 <e|f> $160 billion
43:00 <rainmaker> That your super company or ss provider?
43:00 <partay> remserv 
43:00 <partay> is the provider 
43:00 <rainmaker> Ah remserv
43:19 <partay> 1/2 that
43:25 <partay> he just got divorsed
43:27 <partay> c
43:32 <e|f> haha
43:38 <e|f> no prenup maybe
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43:53 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cosmic^Girl
44:07 <e|f> wb CG
44:19 <partay> just like when Cosmic^Girl gets divorced
45:00 <rainmaker> What was their monthly management fee?
45:00 <partay> its like 1.35 a f/n 
45:00 <rainmaker> For the novated lease?
45:00 <partay> lol
46:00 <partay> thats for the super 
46:00 <partay> ummmm
46:00 <partay> ill have to check for the nl 
46:00 <partay> cant remember off the top of my head
46:00 <partay> nothing too crazy though
46:00 <rainmaker> I'm guessing about 30 bucks 
47:00 <partay> i ss rego, ins, tyres, everything, servicing 
47:00 <partay> over the life it was about 7K 
47:00 <partay> cheaper than not 
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48:00 <rainmaker> Who was the financier 
49:00 <partay> yah.. i used my own.. their was a bit dearer 
49:00 <partay> trap for young players 
49:29 <e|f> divorce is usually a 50/50 split unless people get nasty
49:34 <e|f> which oftentimes they do
49:42 <e|f> because people are people
49:46 <e|f> subject to emotion
50:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Sooooo am I still asking to ss?
50:00 <partay> Cosmic^Girl yes 
50:00 <rainmaker> Oh What? They let you use your own financier? 
50:00 <partay> just ask 
50:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Okaaaay
50:00 <damian> `op
50:00 <partay> yes... youre not tied into using theirs. They tried. 
50:07 <b1rd> Lose ur soul too lol
50:14 <e|f> yupp
50:59 <e|f> also kids sometimes are involved
51:00 <damian> why doesn't Exo love me, Cosmic^Girl?
51:00 <HellFury> you didn't offer him a blow job
51:00 <partay> Exo can be bought with a bj
51:00 <rainmaker> Most of the bigger providers make you use theirs 
51:02 <e|f> a messy business
51:08 <b1rd> Would b
51:48 Part: Flo ([email protected]) from #sydney
52:00 <partay> rainmaker yah.. its where they make their money mostly. But it was one of the agreements with QLD gov employees can source their own funding
52:00 <partay> pointless if they are going to charge 3-4% above market rate
52:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Did you pash him damian?
52:00 <partay> why do it ?
53:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I only pashed him. No bj
53:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Give it a try damian
54:00 <partay> is Exo a good kisser?
54:00 <HellFury> what chapstick
54:00 <HellFury> or is it a dipstick
54:00 <partay> paw paw 
54:00 <HellFury> ok chapstick
54:00 <partay> oh he'll get the dipstick
54:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Yeah he's a hot pasher
54:00 <HellFury> haha
55:00 <HellFury> in the form of a vibrator
55:00 <partay> on Cosmic^Girl recommendation 
55:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Not sure if he'll give you one
55:00 <Cosmic^Girl> But I'm not sure
55:00 <partay> he liked my nudes 
55:00 <Cosmic^Girl> You might be his type
55:35 <^bozoJim> welcome back Cosmic^Girl
56:00 <partay> i had a guy say to me out one night... " Im not gay but can i suck your cock?"
56:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I hope you let him
56:00 <partay> i said "no". But if Exo asks me that question ? Mmmmm 
57:00 <froz> fags
57:53 <e|f> imagine if every single person was able to accept their personal weaknesses and move on from that
57:59 <Lumeah> Your parents devorced e|f?
58:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Well you never know your luck in a big city
58:01 <e|f> how much trouble it would save them
58:12 <e|f> Lumeah, yupp
58:51 <Lumeah> People have to grow up for that. Very developed
59:00 <froz> i like sucking tits, since birth mind you 
59:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Thanks for that info froz!
59:03 <e|f> :)
00:23 <damian> hey friends
01:00 <froz> hmm that was weird, IRC dropped right out
01:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
01:00 <partay> dont click the X in the corner 
01:00 <HellFury> lol
01:00 <froz> nah, it dieded
01:00 <froz> [12:00] <froz> No problemo. 
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02:00 <froz> [12:00] * Disconnected
02:00 <froz> right on midday :)
02:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Where are you froz?
02:00 <froz> Poland
02:00 <partay> not pooland?
03:00 <froz> which is in europe, for the geographically challenged
03:00 <partay> those northern eurpoeans are crazy 
03:00 <partay> +est
03:00 <froz> no, lol, right in warsaw
03:00 <partay> eastern europeans
03:00 <partay> dont get me started 
03:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh cute! My bestie is from Poland
03:01 <Cosmic^Girl> Ohhh helloooo
03:09 <Cosmic^Girl> Sorry! I forgot I was here!
03:16 <e|f> lol wb
03:23 <Cosmic^Girl> Taaa :)
03:33 <Cosmic^Girl> I got distracted by pretty shiny things
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03:49 <e|f> not a bad thing
04:00 <froz> nah, we hate that term, we are CENTRAL europe, right in the middle 
04:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Well. Her family is
04:00 <froz> sweet
04:00 <HellFury> did you know its cool to harass people on here?
04:09 <Cosmic^Girl> So easily done
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05:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Is it? :/
05:00 <froz> yes
05:00 <rainmaker> Is your bestie hawt
05:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Of course
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07:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
09:55 <e|f> all right friends
09:59 <e|f> i'm out for the night
10:00 <couleurs> happy ramadan !
10:06 <e|f> take it easy and lots of love
10:12 <e|f> i won't forget ya ;)
10:29 <e|f> elfie. out
10:31 Quit: e|f ([email protected]) Quit:
11:00 <GangstaPete> I just shot you down son
11:00 <couleurs> lols
11:00 <GangstaPete> bang bang baby
11:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ramadan Mubarak :)
13:00 <couleurs> j/k die muslem scum
13:00 <couleurs> gotchas
13:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
16:00 <froz> this is what muslims will have to face if they try to invade poland : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEBEcTN2w6w
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Full auto Kalasznikow AK-47 / seria z kałacha (May 31, 2016) Length: 1:42 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 243,272 views - 1,160 likes (93.5%), 80 dislikes (6.5%)
18:00 <couleurs> whoa!!!!!!!!!!!
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20:00 <HellFury> !georgep, not interested in your movie
20:00 <HellFury> so take the hint and shove it
20:00 <couleurs> yeah!!!!!!!!
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25:00 <couleurs> and stay out
26:00 <couleurs> do you hate jews too froz?
27:00 <froz> of course 
27:00 <couleurs> NiCe
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28:00 <froz> they killed jesus
28:00 <couleurs> we're best friends now
28:00 <froz> Jesus is the king of kings. Lord of lords. 
29:00 <Sutekh> King of the Jews
29:00 <froz> Yeah, but they were the true jews, not the fake ones from kazaria that now reside in israel 
29:34 <jigsaw> hi zade (and all those that entered before)
29:50 <jigsaw> cosi babe
30:00 <froz> it's a quite complicated topic
30:00 <couleurs> :))))))))
31:00 <Sutekh> jesus also would have had dark skin did u know, not white and fair skinned like in the movies or in Christian pics and books
31:00 <froz> quite possibly
31:00 <couleurs> so u sayin' he was a niger?
31:24 <Zade> hello jigsaw
32:00 <couleurs> pong u fat basterd
33:00 <Sutekh> lol couleurs
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Hiiii
33:00 <Sutekh> he was born in the middle east
33:00 <Sutekh> not hard to work out he wasnt white
33:00 <froz> well, syrians are pretty white
34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Pong white
35:00 <couleurs> pong wog
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1No
35:00 <Sutekh> froz, haha , next thing ull say he has blue eyes ;p
35:00 <froz> he has blue eyes.
35:00 <JedStar> Pussy Pussy Pussy]
35:00 <JedStar> :P
36:00 <Sutekh> haha
36:00 <JedStar> Gotta love the pussy
36:00 <JedStar> ::P
36:00 <Sutekh> anyway whatever makes catholics etc happy
37:00 <JedStar> Little boys and girls make the catholics happy
37:00 <JedStar> :P
37:00 <JedStar> Especially the priets
37:00 <JedStar> LOL
37:00 <JedStar> Preists
37:00 <couleurs> pong ossy the ostritch
38:00 <JedStar> you know why ostritch's have such long necks dont you couleurs?
38:00 <couleurs> no
38:00 <couleurs> tell me
38:00 <JedStar> They got a viagra stuck in their necks
38:00 <froz> well, the church has been under attack for centuries now, infiltrated with pedos.... doesn't mean your average catholic is like that - it's just the damn church/vatican etc 
38:00 <JedStar> LMFAO
38:00 <JedStar> hahahahaha
38:00 <couleurs> haha good 1
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38:19 <Floss> Hai
38:27 <jigsaw> hi flothy
38:37 <partay> then Floss licked it all off
38:51 <Floss> That doesn't sound accurate
39:00 <Sutekh> yeah well,ms the church got what they deserved, now they need to accept Jesus was dark skinned ;p
39:00 <JedStar> What do you call Italian women in the shower????
39:00 <couleurs> hairy
39:00 <JedStar> Gorillas in the mist
39:00 <JedStar> LMFAO
39:00 <couleurs> haha good 1
40:00 <JedStar> How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
40:00 <couleurs> anus!!!!!!!!!!!
40:00 <JedStar> LOL
40:00 <JedStar> Turn it upside down
40:00 <couleurs> best 1 yet
41:00 <JedStar> What did the magician say to the gay man?
41:00 <couleurs> disappear u faggot
41:00 <JedStar> Poof
41:00 <JedStar> LOL
41:00 <froz> LOL
41:00 <couleurs> lols
41:00 <JedStar> How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
42:00 <couleurs> fingerprints all ova yer screen
42:00 <JedStar> Whiteout on the screen
42:00 <couleurs> Dammit
42:00 <JedStar> How can you tell if another blonde has been using your computer?
43:00 <couleurs> idk
43:00 <JedStar> Writing on the whiteout
43:00 <JedStar> LMFAO
43:00 <couleurs> Laughin' Out Louds
43:00 <froz> haha
43:00 <JedStar> How can you tell if a blonde has been driving your car??
44:00 <couleurs> teh gear shifter is wet
44:00 <JedStar> Shit on the gear stick
44:00 <JedStar> LMFAO
44:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
44:00 <JedStar> Anyways I will stop with the lame jokes now
44:00 <JedStar> LOL
44:00 <JedStar> Sorry
44:00 <couleurs> they was good
44:00 <JedStar> I thought Id provide a brief moment of lame arsed jokes to side track peoples
44:00 <JedStar> How is everyone tonight?
45:00 <Lumeah> Dizzy
45:00 <Sutekh> i got a book of sick jokes, most of them would get ya thrown in jail today haha
45:00 <JedStar> hahahahahaha
45:00 <JedStar> I think most old school jokes would Sutekh
45:00 <lx> 12 What's the differrence between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a blonde with diarrhea? One shucks between fits.
46:00 <JedStar> You have a blonde, brunette and a black haired girl on top of a tower.... They all dared each other to jump off.... Whom reached the ground first??
46:00 <Sutekh> some arent too bad, whats white and black and goes round and round?
47:00 <JedStar> Dont know Sutekh... Enlighten us
48:00 <Sutekh> a nun falling down the stairs
48:00 <JedStar> LMFAO
48:00 <JedStar> You have a blonde, brunette and a black haired girl on top of a tower.... They all dared each other to jump off.... Whom reached the ground first??
48:00 <couleurs> blonde 1
48:00 <JedStar> The Black and Brunette reach the ground first..... Because the Blonde had to stop and ask for directions
48:00 <couleurs> u got me
48:00 <Sutekh> haha
48:00 <JedStar> Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
49:00 <JedStar> LMFAO
49:00 <lx> 12 What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? All you can eat under a buck.
49:00 <JedStar> Why cant a blonde dial 911?
49:52 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ-Ybh65yH8
49:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Demrus ft. CoMa - Eva (Jun 22, 2014) Length: 4:03 - Category: Music - 16,188 views - 218 likes (97.3%), 6 dislikes (2.7%)
50:00 <JedStar> Howdy jigsaw
50:00 <jigsaw> hi cosi dear
50:00 <jigsaw> hi jed
50:00 <JedStar> Welcome to top of the hour joke time
50:00 <JedStar> :D
50:00 <jigsaw> glennnnnnnnnnnnnenenenen
50:00 <JedStar> Why cant a blonde dial 911?
50:00 <jigsaw> cos shes blonde?
50:00 <couleurs> she diden't no da number
50:00 <JedStar> She cant find the 11
50:00 <JedStar> LMFAO
51:00 <JedStar> Good responses guys
51:00 <JedStar> I love em
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51:32 Nick: mib_bqe6na is now known as beehhh
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52:00 <JedStar> Im thinking of getting up in the wee hrs of the morning and watching the meteor shower
52:00 <Lumeah> Oh yeah? 
52:00 <Lumeah> What direction 
53:00 <JedStar> Yeag'
53:00 <JedStar> Supposed to be in a NE direction
54:00 <Lumeah> https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.smh.com.au/national/coming-to-a-sky-near-you-the-best-meteor-shower-of-the-year-20190505-p51k91.html
54:00 <Lumeah> Ahhh cool
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55:00 <Lumeah> Hmm
55:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
56:00 <Lumeah> Watchin vertigo videos. 
56:00 <Sutekh> poor blondes get it rough ;p
57:00 <Lumeah> I do
58:00 <jigsaw> time for that evac drill
58:00 <jigsaw> wheres cath and cko
59:00 <Sutekh> !seen *cath*
59:00 <StatsOP> I found 15 matches to your query.  Here are the 5 most recent (sorted): Cath^ Cath^^ Kaori^ Wrath^ MysteriousGirl^. Cath^ ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 23 hours, 48 minutes ago stating "laters!".
00:00 <Sutekh> !seen gecko
00:00 <StatsOP> gecko ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 1 day, 8 minutes ago stating "{}".
00:00 <dazzo2> hi
02:59 Part: beehhh ([email protected]) from #sydney
03:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey jiggy :)
03:00 <jigsaw> hey baby
04:00 <JedStar> Coitus
04:00 <JedStar> LO
04:00 <JedStar> LOL
07:00 <JedStar> Cath^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
07:00 <JedStar> You sexy beast
07:00 <JedStar> :D
07:00 <Cath^> Jed! ;p
08:00 <Cath^> glove up
08:00 <jigsaw> hey cathreem xxx
08:00 <JedStar> Who am I giving a full examination too my lovely beast
08:00 <Cath^> hi jigsaw
08:00 <JedStar> Howdy beagle
08:19 Part: b1rd ([email protected]) from #sydney
09:00 <JedStar> You just give me the orders Cath^ and Ill get to the examinations
09:00 <Cath^> lolz
09:00 <JedStar> Ohhh you need a bit of an examination do you my dear?
09:00 <JedStar> LOL
09:00 <Cath^> lol
09:00 <^bozoJim> hello Cath^
09:00 <Cath^> howdy Jim
09:00 <JedStar> That can be arranged for you
09:00 <JedStar> :D
09:28 Part: Cloud ([email protected]) from #sydney
09:32 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UM2Bd_XzIQ
09:36 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gemini - Fire Inside (feat Greta Svabo Bech) (Mr FijiWiji Remix) (Apr 21, 2013) Length: 5:11 - Category: Entertainment - 5,635,895 views - likes (97.9%), 1,080 dislikes (2.1%)
10:00 <Cath^> mates rates
10:00 <JedStar> My full examinations come with happy endings..... Depending whom they are and if they are females
10:00 <JedStar> :P
10:00 <JedStar> Of course for you boss
10:00 <Cath^> noted ;)
10:00 <JedStar> Duly noted
10:00 <JedStar> :D
11:00 <JedStar> Anything is possible if you ask nicely
11:00 <JedStar> :D
11:00 <Cath^> glove love
11:00 <JedStar> Oooooooeeeerrr
11:00 <JedStar> Ive not had glove love for a while
11:00 <JedStar> :P
11:00 <JedStar> Reeeoow
11:00 <nothing> reow
11:00 <JedStar> Howdy there nothing
11:00 <nothing> how are we ?
11:00 <JedStar> Oh yah
11:00 <nothing> yanno
11:13 <Cosmic^Girl> Maaaaates
11:19 <Cosmic^Girl> GoT was gooood
12:00 <JedStar> Got the examination gloves on
12:00 <JedStar> Ready for business
12:00 <JedStar> LOL
12:00 <nothing> "i'm just waiting for a mate"
12:00 <JedStar> I provide full examinations with happy endings
12:00 <JedStar> LMFAO
12:00 <nothing> loll
12:00 <JedStar> But females get a different happy endings to males
13:00 <nothing> I bet
13:00 <nothing> court order
13:00 <JedStar> Oh yah
13:00 <nothing> AVO
13:00 <JedStar> Males get a 11 Inch Stiffler style dildo up their clanger
13:00 <JedStar> LOL
13:00 <nothing> loll
13:00 <JedStar> 11 Inch Roudn
13:00 <JedStar> Round
13:00 <JedStar> Think about that
13:00 <jigsaw> caths client is ROTTENNNN  (in best ramsay voice)
13:59 <rainmaker> Hordor
14:00 <JedStar> I love the Stiffy
14:00 <JedStar> LOL
14:00 <nothing> freakish
14:00 <JedStar> He is a classic
14:00 <nothing> you have mancrush
14:00 <JedStar> HAHAHAHHA
14:00 <JedStar> Doubt it
14:00 <jigsaw> dinner time
14:00 <nothing> nah 
14:00 <nothing> you prob a lady
14:00 <nothing> who knows.
14:00 <JedStar> I dont crush on men
14:00 <JedStar> Pffft
14:00 <JedStar> I love ladies
14:00 <JedStar> I am a lesbian
15:00 <nothing> Not i need 2hr pvt message explaining why
15:00 <nothing> hahaha
15:00 <JedStar> I am guy 
15:00 <JedStar> and I looooooooooooooooooooovvvee
15:00 <JedStar> the ladies
15:00 <Cath^> lol
15:00 <JedStar> So that makes me a lesbian
15:00 <JedStar> Because I love females
15:00 <JedStar> :P
15:00 <nothing> def.
16:00 <JedStar> I love their external features.... But their hearts go pretty good too
16:00 <JedStar> :P
16:00 <Cath^> are you on the green cordial tonight?
16:00 <JedStar> LOL
16:00 <JedStar> Who me Cath^??
16:00 <Cath^> yup lol
16:00 <JedStar> I wish I was
16:00 <nothing> on something.
16:00 <Cath^> you hyper for the ladies tonight lol
16:00 <JedStar> I can only get the green cordial up in the valley
16:00 <nothing> fASHAW
16:00 <JedStar> I am always hyper for the ladies
16:00 <JedStar> Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo the ladies
16:00 <Cath^> yeah that's true lol
16:16 <Cosmic^Girl> Too soon
16:24 <partay> Voting done
16:33 <Cosmic^Girl> I voted too
16:42 Part: Lumeah ([email protected]) from #sydney
16:52 <Cosmic^Girl> Screw wasting my Sat doing that!
16:59 <partay> fuck election day
17:00 <JedStar> I cant get enough of the lady loving
17:00 <JedStar> :P
17:00 <JedStar> I am always up for the lady loving
17:00 <nothing> def no ladfies on irc
17:00 <JedStar> Every lady needs their loving
17:00 <nothing> none not one, and nada
17:02 <partay> yah me too
18:00 <JedStar> when you got a lady in the life you dont need to choke the chicken or spank the monkey by yourself
18:00 <JedStar> They can do that for you
18:00 <JedStar> LOL
18:00 <JedStar> Just as long as you return the favour too them
18:00 <JedStar> :P
18:00 <JedStar> ;)
18:00 <nothing> Do you have an ankle bracelet ?
19:00 <JedStar> LOL
19:00 <nothing> LOL
19:00 <JedStar> Why would I need one of them for?
19:00 <nothing> beep beep
19:00 <JedStar> THey are only for dead beats
19:00 <nothing> dead beeps
19:00 <Cath^> o.0
19:00 <nothing> O.o
20:00 <nothing> My guess is as good as yours.
20:00 <JedStar> Yah
20:00 <JedStar> So nothing
20:00 <JedStar> Whats going down in da hood?
20:00 <nothing> im not picking on you at all.
20:15 <Zade> does anybody vote on election day anymore
20:53 <partay> they are all the same
21:00 <Sutekh> Catherine lah :
21:00 <nothing> Just fucking around
21:00 <nothing> But yeah 
21:00 <nothing> Fuck all
21:00 <nothing> Drnk a buch of cans
21:00 <JedStar> LOL
21:00 <JedStar> Nice nice
21:00 <JedStar> I had a few bevvys earlier
21:00 <nothing> come on irc
21:00 <JedStar> over dinner
21:00 <nothing> \where people will stretch my intelligence
21:00 <nothing> even though it's quite short
21:08 <Cosmic^Girl> Some people do, for the sausages
21:42 <partay> the democracy sausage has nothing on the bunnings sausage
22:00 <nothing> hrm.
22:00 <JedStar> LOL
22:00 <nothing> loll
22:00 <nothing> fun times.
22:00 <JedStar> Fun is what you make of it
22:00 <nothing> Correkt.
22:00 <Sutekh> oooer
23:00 <nothing> so much inaginattion on irc. 
23:00 <nothing> -t.
23:00 <Sutekh> you left me all alone for a week here Cath :(
23:00 <nothing> Is that the gimick or what ?
23:00 <Cath^> yup..got a better offer..sorry
24:00 <Sutekh> ohh, well yeah that wouldnt be hard 
24:00 <Cath^> lol
24:28 <Cosmic^Girl> Sans onion
25:00 <nothing> eh
25:00 <nothing> offers are what you make of them
25:00 <nothing> neither
25:00 <nothing> just general shitchat
26:00 <Cath^> i haven't seen your forearms yet so i can't evaluate
26:29 <partay> extra onion
26:45 <partay> i get double sausage
26:59 <Kelevra> martin
27:00 <Sutekh> haha
27:00 <Sutekh> you could snap them like chicken legs
27:00 <JedStar> hahahahahahahah
27:17 <partay> speaking of double sausage
27:29 <Kelevra> do you know you share the latname of b1rd
27:34 <Kelevra> ?
28:00 <JedStar> Have I missed something
28:00 <JedStar> Forearms?
28:00 <nothing> like chopskitcks
28:00 <JedStar> chicken legs
28:00 <JedStar> LOL
28:00 <nothing> whatever spelling that was
28:00 <Cath^> i have a forearm thing Jed
28:00 <Sutekh> lol
28:01 <Kelevra> lastname*
28:08 <partay> i am aware
28:20 <Kelevra> hahahaha fgt.
28:42 <partay> id say we'd be distant relatives. But he is retarded
29:00 <Kelevra> so are you though.
30:00 <JedStar> ohhh
30:00 <JedStar> Well I know how to deliver good forearm blows to KO people
30:00 <JedStar> But thats about all
30:00 <Cath^> how don't you know this abour me lol??
30:06 <partay> lol
31:00 <JedStar> mmmm
31:00 <JedStar> You have never imparted this info to me before now
32:00 <beehhh> Droughts could give country the new map
32:17 <partay> kettle
32:21 <Cosmic^Girl> Is your name Martin?
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32:56 <partay> yes
33:00 <beehhh> 8 days long rain could make vanice in backyard 
33:00 <HellFury> and we care about vanice becoz
33:00 <HellFury> i'm sure its venice
33:00 <beehhh> I have semenya fury on ignore 
33:26 <partay> only when Im in trouble.. otherwise its Marty
34:00 <nothing> ahh fsss
34:00 <beehhh> Use canoe on melb cbd
35:00 <Sutekh> beehhh, ive been speaking to my mate Bill about ur Visa
35:31 <Cosmic^Girl> My brother is martin. Are you my brother?
36:00 <beehhh> Need to build a westgate barrier to hold receding water
36:00 <HellFury> did he revoke it again
36:00 <beehhh> Au will be a laughing stock if your pm changes again 
36:00 <Sutekh> haha
36:17 <partay> only 1 way to find out
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37:00 <beehhh> 😆😆😀😬😁😁😄😅😍🙃😋
37:00 <Sutekh> actally beehhh, he couldnt see why your Visa was cancelled accept for the pesky matter of u burning down your home and commiting insurance fraud :)
38:00 <dazzo2> Any girls explain my stiffy to me
38:00 <beehhh> First make up your minds, select a prime minister then we talk, it could be mr dutton for i know
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39:00 <Cath^> n e grlz 1r
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40:00 <beehhh> Yes i drank all water from murray darlings and pissed it on townsville
40:00 <dazzo2> Looking for f to make my stiffy go away
40:00 <beehhh> However ways it makes ya all satisfied i dunno care
40:30 <partay> !seen exo
40:31 <StatsOP> partay, exo is right here!
41:00 <beehhh> I get stiff for trannies
41:00 <beehhh> Better than helfury n cath
41:00 <Cath^> and that's my q
41:00 <Cath^> nite y'all
41:00 <dazzo2> Beeh r u gay
41:00 <beehhh> Lgbti
42:00 <dazzo2> Bye
42:00 <Sutekh> i suggest u get friendly with the Queen beehhh, she gots lots of spare rooms in her house 
42:00 <beehhh> Gimme a quick bj before bed
42:00 <dazzo2> Beeh is queer
42:55 <partay> That Cornetto™ was delicious
43:00 <beehhh> You n your queer dog
44:00 <beehhh> Jimmy grants writing isis novel
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45:00 <dazzo2> Beeh u attend gay clubs
45:00 <beehhh> Only back in oz
45:00 <dazzo2> Why
45:00 <dazzo2> Were u gay4pay
45:00 <beehhh> Boys were softy
46:00 <beehhh> Ladyboys are better than women 
46:12 <partay> mention a Cornetto and Cath^ shows up
46:22 <Cath^> yum
46:37 * Cath^ chomps partay's cornetto
46:57 * Cath^ bites the chocolate end
47:00 <dazzo2> Was that ur job
47:00 <beehhh> New pm bill shorten
47:45 <partay> That's not how you eat a Cornetto™
48:00 <dazzo2> Why
48:00 <dazzo2> Hes a homo
48:00 <beehhh> In six months it could be anthony
48:00 <beehhh> Or penny
48:00 <dazzo2> Or me
48:00 <beehhh> Or ya mom
49:00 <dazzo2> True mum is a citizen
49:00 <beehhh> Au has 11billion foreigners 
49:00 <dazzo2> They dont hold passport
49:03 <Cath^> i just want it to leak all over you ;p
50:00 <dazzo2> Just visa
50:00 <dazzo2> Get rid of non aussies
50:00 <beehhh> Or mixed race
50:00 <dazzo2> Deport visa holders
50:00 <dazzo2> Asap
50:00 <dazzo2> Shoot them is ok
50:00 <beehhh> Is that a trend of aussie
50:47 <Cosmic^Girl> Hai Cath^!
51:00 <dazzo2> If u dont hold au passport
51:00 <beehhh> Like nz mosque attack by aussie gamers
51:00 <dazzo2> Go back to ur country now
51:00 <nothing> oh yeah
51:00 <nothing> i wa talking. 
51:00 <nothing> ffs
51:00 <nothing> i ignore dazzzooo
51:16 <Cosmic^Girl> Alrighty kids, back to work tomoz so I better get my beauty sleep so I don't scare the kids!
51:34 <Cosmic^Girl> Niiiiight xxx
52:00 <dazzo2> 2 many tourists
52:00 <dazzo2> Everywhere 
52:00 <beehhh> Aussie farmers are suiciding after culling 25000 camel
52:00 <dazzo2> Cancel visas
52:04 <Cath^> hi Cosmic^Girl
52:08 <Cath^> night too
52:24 <Cosmic^Girl> Mwahhh
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53:00 <beehhh> Gooks n currys
54:00 <beehhh> 1 in 3 citizens in au  are foreign born
56:00 <beehhh> Flying fox dropping like rain
56:00 <beehhh> https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00049b1
58:00 <dazzo2> Cancel visa
58:00 <dazzo2> Burwood
58:00 <dazzo2> Hurstville..chatswood..
58:00 <beehhh> Uk has accepted me as their citizen
59:00 <dazzo2> Make them go back to country..strathfield, haymarket
59:00 <beehhh> Many black employees here
59:00 <dazzo2> Asian virus stronger than indian
59:00 <beehhh> Once i get it i will fly back to.......ca na da
00:00 <beehhh> Asians are minority in uk
00:00 <dazzo2> Why
00:00 <dazzo2> Lots of asian in vancoover
00:00 <beehhh> Korean n japanese n china
01:00 <beehhh> Au has more filo indo n viet
01:00 <dazzo2> Lots of asians in burwood
01:00 <beehhh> Not the same aspzn
01:00 <dazzo2> Hurstville
01:00 <beehhh> I know burwood
01:00 <beehhh> Near surryhills
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02:00 <beehhh> Licamba
02:00 <beehhh> I used to be a sales rep for au country sides
02:00 <beehhh> 11 years i live there til 0007
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07:00 <JedStar> You complete me Ho
07:00 <JedStar> :D
07:00 <JedStar> LOL
10:00 <nothing> SCHNORE
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17:00 <nothing> YUS
17:00 <nothing> /msg lighter 
17:00 <nothing> /plz
18:00 <katatonic_kate00> next
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35:00 <nothing> /fuck off jen
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38:00 <nothing> irc is gay
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39:00 <nothing> sdjfdjngfdkj
39:00 <nothing> nah its cool.
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38:00 <nothing> lol
38:00 <nothing> bann
38:00 <nothing> good
38:00 <nothing> dead on monday 
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