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07:37 <Nice1> batting
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12:54 <Nice1> kind of silly how you have to id yourself hey
14:11 <Q{{> its coz of disruptive robots i think
14:37 <Q{{> modern necessity to deal with pests
14:38 <Nice1> well someone needs to shoot them in the head
14:58 <Q{{> which is also unacceptable
15:28 <Q{{> even more so than everyone else needing to authenticate
15:49 <Q{{> i dont know all the reasons
15:55 <Q{{> i just speculate
17:45 <Nice1> probably about 65% of this channel are bots id say
18:02 <Nice1> wheather they chat or not
20:17 <GntlmnDeath> Invalid command or filename.
20:23 <Nice1> heh
22:21 <Kelevra> wankers
22:48 <Kelevra> Nice1 if all you have to type is 'heh' fuck off before I ban you.
23:55 <Nice1> bored huh
24:30 Nick: GntlmnDeath is now known as xm
24:33 <Kelevra> not as bored as yourself
24:50 <amelia> shock horror
24:59 <Kelevra> stfu amelia
25:00 <Nice1> wheres your sister katonic tonite
25:05 <Nice1> Kezzie
25:10 <Nice1> err Kelevra
25:13 <Kelevra> you've got a pigs nickname
25:41 <amelia> you got a pigs face lolololokololiksjshsjdlolololols
25:45 <Kelevra> amelia the pig.
25:54 <Nice1> pussay fight!
30:11 * xm gives each girl a twig and demands a twig fight between to the death
30:23 <Kelevra> am I supposed to say something?
30:34 <Kelevra> or type something rather..
32:02 <xm> you can just sit there, be the strong and silent @
33:00 <Nice1> good idea
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38:56 <Kelevra> xm stfu
43:01 <amelia> you got issues pal
43:56 <Nice1> why are you so angry all the time Kelevra
44:12 <xm> it's a glorious time of the year
44:17 <xm> one should be in high spirits
44:54 <Nice1> have you still got your bass
49:13 <Kelevra> Nice1 eat me.
49:23 <Kelevra> stupid fuckface.
49:31 <Nice1> aww thats not very nice
51:10 <Nice1> why arent you called bassbabe85 anymore
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51:28 <lx>  Is there an op about? A tosser has just snuck in under the razor wire!
51:32 <Nice1> oh no!
51:41 <Nice1> <i>
52:17 Nick: Kelevra is now known as Bass`Babe85
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52:49 <Nice1> see you love that nick name
52:53 <Donald_Trump> lols
53:23 <Nice1> I bet you feel alot calmer now Bass`Babe85
53:26 <xm> welcome trump
53:33 <Nice1> your old roots
53:59 <Bass`Babe85> well I've had more than yourself..
54:10 <Nice1> lol really
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54:56 <Nice1> have you banged skirmish
54:59 <Donald_Trump> lolz @ Bonny
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55:25 <Nice1> whos this flooder
55:44 <Bass`Babe85> yo mumma
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14:51 <Nice1> I think you probably feel better about yourself now they you are using your famous old nick name Bass`Babe85?
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21:03 <Nice1> just use that name from now on
21:09 <Nice1> I dont like the other one
21:46 <Nice1> thanks for banning me as well
21:55 <Nice1> anyway you have fun...im going toi bed
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22:46 <Bass`Babe85> I do feel nice with this nickname
22:58 <Bass`Babe85> brings back old memories
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30:56 <Donald_Trump> Putin: Russia will not expel anyone in response to US sanctions
30:56 <Donald_Trump> Published time: 30 Dec, 2016 12:30
31:02 <Donald_Trump> ^^^^ the adult in the room
32:02 <Bass`Babe85> who cares
32:14 <Bass`Babe85> btw I heard of your good travels
32:35 * Bass`Babe85 gives Donald_Trump a golden star sticker
32:38 <Donald_Trump> good travels?
32:40 <Donald_Trump> whats that
32:45 <Bass`Babe85> josh
32:57 <Donald_Trump> what do u mean?
33:09 Nick: Bass`Babe85 is now known as Kelevra
33:56 <Kelevra> oh you impressed me.
34:06 Nick: Kelevra is now known as Bass`Babe85
34:07 <Donald_Trump> ???
34:29 <Bass`Babe85> there's no need for further discussions
34:37 <Donald_Trump> wjatever
34:46 <Bass`Babe85> indeed.
35:28 <Donald_Trump> ???
36:21 <Bass`Babe85> Oh okay, you're fond of the question mark icon.
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43:23 <Donald_Trump> Bass`Babe85
43:24 <Donald_Trump> for u
43:25 <Donald_Trump> https://i.sli.mg/qn2TxB.jpg
44:24 <staffecet> bird man
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22:13 <candidat_> boobs where ?
53:28 * DoC slaps candidat_ around a bit with a large trout
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10:08 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o chookmagnet
14:43 Mode: (by chookmagnet) +v Bonny
23:40 <candidat_> DoC oh you woke me up^
25:24 * candidat_ smells fishy
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38:59 Mode: (by Exo) +v ^Roshanda^
42:35 * Exo stretches
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53:32 <^Roshanda^> away [r: afk]
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53:09 <JedStar> Morning all
01:35 <chookmagnet> JedStar
02:37 <JedStar> chookmagnet
02:52 <JedStar> How are you doing today?
08:03 <chookmagnet> yeah good
08:16 <chookmagnet> yourself?
08:49 <JedStar> Yah doing alright for the last day of 2016
08:54 <JedStar> Any plans for the night?
14:25 <chookmagnet> ummmm
14:31 <chookmagnet> I'm baking cookies
15:08 <chookmagnet> choc chip and mint cookies
15:25 <JedStar> Lovely
15:31 <JedStar> Sounds better then going to work
15:31 <JedStar> :D
15:51 <chookmagnet> I did that for 4 years at the newspaper
18:33 <JedStar> I dont work every new years eve
18:36 <JedStar> But this year i am
18:41 <JedStar> because I need the $$$
18:42 <JedStar> :D
20:27 <candidat_> that s great
20:42 <candidat_> i wish i could find a job
21:52 <candidat_> new year eve :)
22:11 <JedStar> Well instead of being behind ya PC... Go out and get one
22:12 <JedStar> :D
22:57 <candidat_> i work from home :p
23:44 <candidat_> fifth armony lol
25:32 <candidat_> :-)
26:18 <candidat_> yeah but i have the choice to be behind my pc and learn programming to do something and then get some cash
26:31 <candidat_> rather than getting a normal job and have a low income
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04:00 <o_> mmm
04:15 <o_> that might be fun
04:26 <o_> fresh mint in a cookie
04:44 <o_> although the mint leaves might burn
08:39 * Exo slaps JedStar around a bit with a large trout
11:07 <^Roshanda^> back [r: afk] [2h17m35s]
18:46 <Exo> wb roshay
21:19 <^Roshanda^> ta
23:57 * JedStar slaps Exo around a bit with a large trout
28:33 * ^Roshanda^ runs up behind Exo and pulls their thong right up their arse crack and yells you got thonged!
36:35 * candidat_ grab an octopus and go behind Roshanda and put the animal in her pants
37:54 * ^Roshanda^ takes it out and puts it in candidat_ jox looks like u have a slimy cock
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42:44 <staffecet> i saw it before it happens
42:50 <staffecet> a stampede
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43:36 <staffecet> Thirteen women and six men aged from their late teens to late 20s were taken to hospital with injuries including leg, rib, hip and pelvic fractures, possible spinal injuries, head and facial injuries as well as cuts and abrasions.
43:58 <staffecet> heh
46:16 <staffecet> <evilscrewsss> exso: you going out tomorrow night?
46:16 <staffecet> <staffecet> nope, staying with pets at home
46:17 <staffecet> <exso> yes man
46:17 <staffecet> <staffecet> women can get all the fun and stempede
48:21 <staffecet> http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/falls-festival-stampede-i-felt-the-air-get-squished-out-of-me-says-teen-who-survived-crush-20161230-gtk64q.html
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50:13 <staffecet> heh
50:21 <staffecet> i hope they dies
50:47 <staffecet> <staffecet> stampede
50:47 <staffecet> <exso> i was going to get some pills
50:48 <staffecet> <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/aqD6M
50:49 <staffecet> <evilscrewsss> exso: dang.
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57:13 * Exo gives ^Roshanda^ a wet willy
57:58 <staffecet> Exo were you exso last nite
58:08 * ^Roshanda^ licks finger and puts it in Exo's ear! and yells Wet Willie!
58:19 <Exo> nope
58:23 <Exo> that is some wannabe
58:36 <staffecet> wallaby
58:52 <staffecet> but we surely talked about it
00:42 * Exo stampedes over staffecet
02:10 * staffecet laps it up
02:49 * Exo hands staffecet a beer
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04:02 * staffecet kisses the stubby
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04:38 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h Devil45
04:50 <Exo> g'day Devil45
04:53 <staffecet> just google 'stampede' see what it does q
05:03 <Devil45> howdys - i currently do not have regular broadband
05:32 <staffecet> i might be at london by next week
05:35 <^Roshanda^> ouch
05:39 <Devil45> there was an outage on tuesday - it wont be fully restored until january 4
05:47 <Exo> lol
05:53 <staffecet> aww you at south australia
06:00 <staffecet> got much food spoiled?
06:13 <Devil45> so im using a mobile but not a mobile app.
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06:27 <^Roshanda^> im lost wht does spoiled food have todo with no internet
06:32 <Exo> just the 3g
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06:34 <staffecet> ape's cave
06:46 <staffecet> no g for you use a CDMA
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07:00 <Devil45> something like that exo
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07:29 <staffecet> there wud be tonnes of left over food for ^Roshanda^
07:43 <staffecet> they gotta go somewhere
08:05 <staffecet> brb heartattack
08:05 <lx>  hb staffecet...
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08:49 <^Roshanda^> hes a dickhead and a half
09:00 <^Roshanda^> pity he didnt notice the pubes in his stubby
09:57 <Devil45> dont come back beehh
10:18 <Exo> haha
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12:33 <Exo> bonjour candidat
12:35 <^Roshanda^> mebbe the next stubbie you give him exo ill fart in it
12:43 <Devil45> why not pee in it
12:51 <Devil45> and tell him its extra vitamins
12:57 <^Roshanda^> ;p
13:02 <Devil45> vitamin N for norell
13:07 <^Roshanda^> haha
13:09 <Devil45> hiw fictional friend
13:13 <Devil45> his*
13:13 <^Roshanda^> vitamin S for semen
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16:39 <candidat_> test
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43:35 <o_> fail
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09:45 <^Roshanda^> away [r: afk]
18:41 Mode: (by chookmagnet) +v SkyFire
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27:49 <chookmagnet> knock knock knockin on Kevin's door
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47:14 <SkyFire> very odd - pc rebooted itself
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15:23 <o_> walked through the local park yesterday
15:35 <o_> there was a dead rosella
15:50 <o_> same park 10 minutes ago
16:02 <o_> 2 big ravens, very alive
16:08 <o_> eating a dead rosella
16:13 <o_> circle of life
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37:23 <^Roshanda^> back [r: afk] [1h27m39s]
37:48 <Q{{> o_, good they clean that up
38:06 <Q{{> reduce risk of diseases
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16:59 <jigsaw> sydneans
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36:23 <PissOnAChaplain> hi
37:50 <Exo> g'day jigsaw
40:35 <chookmagnet> oko
40:38 <chookmagnet> hey dick
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42:44 <PissOnAChaplain> Slayer — Skeletons of Society
49:57 <PissOnAChaplain> The Cult — She Sells Sanctuary
51:55 <jigsaw> xoxoxoxo
54:58 <chookmagnet> jigsaw
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55:46 <^bozojim> hello chookmagnet
55:48 <^bozojim> thank you
56:09 <chookmagnet> incoming message ^bozojim
56:23 <^bozojim> ty got it
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00:35 <Exo> lols bozojim
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02:48 <^bozojim> hello Exo
02:52 <^bozojim> good e vening
03:10 <^bozojim> that is very interesting chookmagnet thank you for sharing
03:51 <^bozojim> I thought you would have been out in your black uniform and rubbing the last ones you have on your 2016 list out Exo
04:12 <Exo> oh don't worry
04:21 <Exo> ill rub one out on you before the year is over
04:42 <^bozojim> is that a threat, promise or another one I can laugh t
04:43 <^bozojim> at
06:15 <Exo> lol it's no threat
06:17 <^bozojim> I have some saucing tomatoes here and not sure what do do with the sauce I will make
06:21 <Exo> u should take it as a compliment :
06:22 <Exo> :P
06:27 <jigsaw> chooky
06:32 * ^Roshanda^ walks past ^bozojim and smacks ^bozojim's arse mmmm sexy and tight
06:52 * ^Roshanda^ pulls Exo's undies over Exo's head and yells atomic wedgie!!!!
06:54 <^bozojim> mmm yes please ^Roshanda^
06:56 <^Roshanda^> ;p
07:07 <jigsaw> boz
07:08 <^bozojim> hello jigsaw
07:11 * Exo wiggles his bum in ^Roshanda^s face
07:12 <Exo> :P
07:16 <^Roshanda^> wow
07:19 * ^Roshanda^ corks it
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07:27 <^Roshanda^> dont think about farting boy~!
07:38 <^bozojim> careful ^Roshanda^ I have heard it makes a good eclipse
07:48 <^Roshanda^> lolol
07:56 * Exo farts on ^bozojims face
08:02 <jigsaw> are you taking bets on whats going to go wrong tonight?
08:18 * ^Roshanda^ shakes her (_/_) (_|_) (_\_) in her chair to current song on
08:20 <^bozojim> wow Exo is ali ve and is sober enough still to throw comments
08:27 <^Roshanda^> !ttop10
08:28 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^Roshanda^(239) 2. JedStar(236) 3. ^bozojim(234) 4. Nice1(196) 5. Exo(133) 6. Staffecet(112) 7. Kelevra(104) 8. SkyFire(98) 9. candidat(84) 10. Sunbeam(72)
08:31 <^Roshanda^> shit
08:33 <Exo> what speeds are u getting on spintel rosh?
08:41 <^bozojim> I like it I am not that far behind
08:55 <^bozojim> plus it has been quiet in channel again today
09:11 <Exo> it goes quiet when u enter
09:20 <^Roshanda^> lemme chick
09:23 <^Roshanda^> check
09:25 * Exo Hits ^bozojim Right In The groin
09:26 * Exo Sees That Part Of ^bozojim's Body Fall To The Ground...
09:27 <^bozojim> it looks like it has been quiet all day
09:43 * ^bozojim sings soprano
09:48 <^Roshanda^> 1087
10:03 <^Roshanda^> yah been a little busy today so over this year
10:23 * ^bozojim regains himself and get the elstrator rings and pliers out and attaches a elastrator ring to Exo and waits for it to fall off painlessly
11:02 <^bozojim> It is ok Exo, I am doing this to look after you and assist you become a better person and more useful member of teh community
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12:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v jigsaw
13:31 * ^bozojim starts a rumor in Sydney that Exo over stepped and is no no balled just for the spies in channel to add to the false Austnet news
13:50 <Raichu> Austnet news stopped :(
14:31 <^bozojim> if it has, I cna now start my version of it that will not put anyone down make false accusations
14:43 <^bozojim> and will be fun and can have a laugh
15:04 <Exo> jim is making his own austnet news
15:25 <^bozojim> As it will be a new year, I cannot try to plot and attempt to mknock Exo off in the first few episodes
16:12 <^bozojim> and today I got halfway through technical drawing the box for my pottery stuff
16:48 <^bozojim> full 1:1 scale designing so I cna work off the plan with the guys who want ts ee me make something instead of just from the plan that is in my head
17:19 <Raichu> Jims got his own news network
17:27 Part: Raichu ([email protected]) from #sydney
18:25 <^bozojim> no Darren, I just have some more brains than you do and can do a lot more than you
19:30 * ^bozojim pours Exo a nice ice cold Hennessey in a hand made stein enjoy Exo
19:53 <BlackDevil> Exo https://is.4chan.org/b/1483164788330.webm
21:14 <Exo> is that bozojim getting knocked out?
21:31 * ^bozojim has never been knocked out in his life
22:22 * ^bozojim but Exo, if you would like to try to knock me out, I am willing to rip your arm off and whack you over the ehad with the soggy end
22:32 <Exo> loooool
22:33 <BlackDevil> yes?
22:38 <Exo> there's that charm
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25:02 <staffecet> broken legs from stampede
25:18 <^Roshanda^> you said that you pillock move on
25:24 <^bozojim> I hope yours got broken in enough places to be irrepairable
25:52 <staffecet> yes i had shower with poo n wee with 50 blokes on top
26:06 <^bozojim> so you have met pong
26:11 <^bozojim> laughing out loud
26:19 <staffecet> yes at lorne festival
26:53 <staffecet> four guys were carrying him as his left foot was broken and you could see his bone
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27:08 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lwaxana
27:10 <Exo> laughing out loudz
27:11 <^bozojim> did they decide to make you a boat anchor and drop you in the deeper part of the ocean and accidently lose teh anchor chain
27:37 <BlackDevil> you click my link Exo?
27:40 <staffecet> <evilscrewsss> exso: you going out tomorrow night?
27:40 <staffecet> <staffecet> nope, staying with pets at home
27:40 <staffecet> <exso> yes man
27:40 <staffecet> <staffecet> women can get all the fun and stempede
28:54 <^Roshanda^> why he is quoting the same crap he already said before
28:59 <staffecet> last night talk
29:14 <staffecet> because i see things before it happens
31:55 * chookmagnet looks at staffecet
32:03 <chookmagnet> hmmmmmm shall I comment staffecet?
32:03 <lx> ...ah huh...
32:05 <staffecet> remember i keep warning about the drowning it gone up to 14
32:25 <staffecet> aliens did something to me
32:33 <chookmagnet> ok here goes
32:43 <o_> did it involve a corkscrew?
33:02 <chookmagnet> you may have your head up your backside please reverse before you see a turd coming at you
33:06 <o_> or trepanning?
33:12 <staffecet> cockmagnet
33:18 <chookmagnet> before turd happens
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33:29 <chookmagnet> sorry staffecet
33:45 <chookmagnet> I promise next year I won't be such a prick
33:56 <staffecet> yay thats the spirit
34:14 <staffecet> i will be drinking low aclhy beers from now on
34:43 <chookmagnet> I don't drink alcohol
34:51 <staffecet> i havent had 11 months
34:58 <chookmagnet> closest I get is to eat a rum and raisin chocolate
35:13 <chookmagnet> no gigarettes
35:19 <chookmagnet> cigarettes either
35:39 <staffecet> its -6 in dublin
35:41 <chookmagnet> just a bit of natures baked goodness
36:04 <staffecet> muscle oyster or ^Roshanda^pussy
36:09 <staffecet> mussel
36:12 <chookmagnet> you in Ireland staffecet?
36:29 <staffecet> nope, in dhaka, going london soon
36:49 Part: zaim ([email protected]) from #sydney
37:00 <chookmagnet> dhaka? Do you know that's an old word for cannabis
37:15 <chookmagnet> when I was a kid
37:17 <staffecet> cannabis is dirt cheap over here
37:27 <chookmagnet> 60's 70's maybe
37:35 <staffecet> nobody drinks grog here
37:36 <chookmagnet> got and Dhaka?
37:53 <staffecet> you must be an ol goon
38:07 <chookmagnet> yeah Getting Rid Of Generations
38:10 <chookmagnet> grog
38:17 <^Roshanda^> well your dick doesnt see ass or pussy mirza so you cant really comment on that
38:25 * ^Roshanda^ goes back to the phone call
38:38 <staffecet> i fucked trannies
38:42 <chookmagnet> ^Roshanda^ he likes fruit
38:47 <staffecet> felt good
38:50 <chookmagnet> trannies?
38:53 <^bozojim> grog is also the fine clay they use in pottery clay they throw on a wheel to make it stay as it is turned
38:57 <chookmagnet> radio ciruits?
39:18 <chookmagnet> circuits
39:22 <staffecet> pussy is where sun bakes the people out
39:27 <chookmagnet> that's just wierd
39:58 <staffecet> i put in a wrong hole this time
40:05 <^bozojim> they are phasing trannies out now in place of these digital things that are nowhere as good as an old Am transistor or vacuum tube radio
40:27 <Lwaxana> http://9gag.com/gag/arOzgQ5?ref=fbpic
40:33 <staffecet> ^bozojim and his sheeps joke all night long
40:39 <staffecet> happy new year eveyone
40:52 <^bozojim> in your dreams you twit
41:01 <staffecet> twink
41:16 Mode: (by Lwaxana) +b *!*[email protected].*
41:16 Kick: staffecet was kicked by Lwaxana (I can please only one person per day.Today is not your day and tomorrow isn't looking good either.)
41:29 <^bozojim> thank you Lwaxana
42:55 <Lumeah> Hi ^bozojim
46:26 <^Roshanda^> siblings couldnt get a table today at my mothers fave restaraunt
46:36 <^Roshanda^> so their doing something tomorrow instead
46:52 <^Roshanda^> her birthday just has to fall on new years eve..
48:40 <^bozojim> hello Lumeah
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49:33 <^bozojim> I ended up having my 21st birthday 28 weeks late
49:52 <^bozojim> but that was ok
50:10 <^Roshanda^> it's alright hes booked us a table for 1:30 pm tomorrow
50:20 <Lumeah> I had mine with my sis n mum. Ool
50:43 <^Roshanda^> jst means going up to northside and then to bribie which is a almost 1.5 hr drive both ways
50:50 <^Roshanda^> not looking forward to the long drive lol
51:27 <^bozojim> when I had my 21st I was in Sydney and they had given up the fight for the left eye that had gone blind a week before my birthday and I was still there and having doctors appointments 3 times a week
51:47 <^bozojim> !ttop10
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53:08 <^Roshanda^> motor mouth ahead by 300
54:18 <^bozojim> and I am just talking in channel and not in motor mouth mode
54:50 <JedStar> Thats what you always say
55:13 <^bozojim> if I was talking more than in channel it would be a lot more
56:00 <jigsaw> hello anyone, with an eye open
56:24 <^bozojim> hello jigsaw
56:35 <^bozojim> I have 2 open they dont work but my ears do
56:46 <jigsaw> have i missed much in here in past 3 months?
56:53 <^Roshanda^> nope
56:59 <o_> 3 months?
57:07 <o_> been in prison?
57:31 <^Roshanda^> or hes been busy with work
57:39 <jigsaw> nah just avoiding this one :)
02:17 <jigsaw> !seen cath^
02:17 <StatsOP> Cath^ (~Cath^@b57eef80.tpgi.com.au) was last seen quitting from #sydney 2 days, 19 hours, 40 minutes ago stating (Ping timeout: 121 seconds).
02:57 <^bozojim> good evening Glenn :))
03:09 <Glenn> Good evening ^bozojim! :))
03:57 <^Roshanda^> probably out admiring sixinchrambos pecs
05:09 <Glenn> <*cough*>
05:28 <^Roshanda^> bless you
05:35 <Glenn> :P
10:45 Part: Q{{ ([email protected]) from #sydney
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26:18 * ^bozojim takes a seat in the new and improved model chatters cahit which I put my MIL key in to stop it ejecting me
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36:42 Nick: Nice1 is now known as TooCool4Irc
37:10 <^bozojim> well in that case, why are you here
38:26 Part: TooCool4Irc ([email protected]) from #sydney
38:35 <jigsaw> Im to sexy for this CHAT
39:12 <^bozojim> and it worked
39:14 <^bozojim> laughing out loud
40:40 <^Roshanda^> hes too lame for irc
40:48 <^bozojim> yes he is
52:51 <PissOnAChaplain> voice me now
53:00 <PissOnAChaplain> i piss on priests and chaplains
53:12 <PissOnAChaplain> i should be +op status banning lumeah's ass
53:23 <PissOnAChaplain> which can barely fit on the toilet seat
53:44 <Lumeah> How come?
54:02 <PissOnAChaplain> you said you were a big woman
54:06 <PissOnAChaplain> so i assume ur ass is huge
55:48 <^bozojim> wanting voice and ops is the fast way to getting removed
57:06 Mode: (by Lwaxana) +b *!*[email protected].*
57:06 Kick: PissOnAChaplain was kicked by Lwaxana (Ah, arrogance and stupidity all in the same package. How efficient of you!)
57:15 <^bozojim> thank you Lwaxana
57:20 <Lwaxana> npz
57:22 <Lumeah> Ta
57:47 <Lwaxana> does anyone know oko1211 ?
58:03 <^bozojim> not me never seen it before
58:06 <Lwaxana> or reptile?
58:33 <Lumeah> Yes.. He has major issues
58:48 <^bozojim> reptile is trouble
59:00 <Lumeah> Ban evading and pretending to be multiple people
59:44 <Lumeah> Con artist.
00:11 <Lumeah> God complex
01:23 <Lumeah> Someone to definitely keep your distance from
02:59 <Lumeah> Not to mention gutless n definitely a reptile
05:53 Part: Kelevra ([email protected]) from #sydney
12:22 <Chris> lol
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17:51 <^bozojim> hello Chris
18:38 * ^bozojim goes all out as it is New Years Eve and arranges Chris to get a B double of pop corn chicken, hot and spicy chicken and one of donuts
20:40 <Chris> Thanks
22:11 Nick: Chris is now known as Sutekh
22:20 Part: Nice1 ([email protected]) from #sydney
32:26 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Connection closed
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50:20 <^bozojim> hi SkyFire
50:43 <SkyFire> hi
53:30 <^bozojim> see Sutekh I cna be quiet
54:00 <SkyFire> lol
54:04 <SkyFire> but not for long
54:06 <SkyFire> !ttop10
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54:47 <^bozojim> see I have not done a whole lot of talking today
55:07 * ^bozojim can behave and keep his word count down and not hit stealth mode
55:24 <SkyFire> lol
55:35 * SkyFire steals the stealth mode and red lines itg
55:37 <SkyFire> it
55:40 <^bozojim> but I will say though, I am well on the way to getting my technical drawing done
55:56 <^bozojim> and one side is complete and started the other side of the box
56:12 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #sydney
56:15 <^bozojim> then I will work on drawing up the smaller box to put my fiddly things in
56:19 <^bozojim> welcome back Lumeah
56:44 <^bozojim> and add the detail of placement of stuff in the second (top) of the box
56:45 <SkyFire> hi Lumeah *hugs*
57:35 <Lumeah> Hi
57:42 <Lumeah> Tx jim
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09:47 Join: Sunbeam ([email protected]) to #sydney
09:53 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
09:57 <^bozojim> hugssss Sunbeam
10:00 <^bozojim> good morning
10:08 <Sunbeam> hiya ^bozojim hugggggggggggggs :)
10:15 <^bozojim> how are you?
10:30 <Sunbeam> I'm not too shabby thanks....yourself?
10:36 <^bozojim> good to hear
10:42 <^bozojim> I am great thanks
10:51 <Sunbeam> that's good to hear
11:07 <^bozojim> doing a technical drawing of my next shed project
12:48 <^Roshanda^> !ttop10
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12:59 <^Roshanda^> yep he winning
13:08 <^bozojim> and I just keep on creeping ahead
13:34 <^bozojim> and if I do one hundred and fifty more words I get anotehr thousand ahead of Exo
13:47 <Sunbeam> hi ^Roshanda^ :)
13:50 * ^Roshanda^ leans to the left on a plastic chair and farts loudly next to ^bozojim and then looks around looking innocent
14:00 <^Roshanda^> hey sunny happy nye
14:04 <^bozojim> this set of drawings will end up being a set of four or five for the box I am making
14:05 <Sunbeam> so lady like lol
14:10 <^bozojim> thank you ^Roshanda^
14:11 <^Roshanda^> yeh smells good too
14:48 <Sunbeam> i read an article about how farting can help prevent strokes/heart disease etc
14:50 * Q{{ notices Sunbeam took several sample whiffs of ^Roshanda^'s fart
15:08 <Sunbeam> also inhaling farts can prevent dementia
15:17 * ^bozojim sits quietly in the model chatters cahir
15:19 <^Roshanda^> i read somewhere that a person farts up to 14 times a day
15:31 <Q{{> its unhygienic to fart without undies or pants
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15:50 <Q{{> ^bozojim, check this mouse trap out pls
15:51 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx3dZ3gvEis
15:51 <Sunbeam> now when i moan at hubby when he stinks the place out,,,,he says to me...you should thank me...i'm preventing you getting alzaheimers
15:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: mouse trap maze experiments (Dec 30, 2016) Length: 8:29 - Category: Howto & Style - 112,731 views views - 4,635 likes (96.6%), 161 dislikes (3.4%)
15:59 <^Roshanda^> lol
16:21 <Q{{> yeh i think i read same ^Roshanda^
16:36 <Q{{> we pee about 8 times too
16:46 <Q{{> just off top of my head
16:53 <Sunbeam> hi Q{{
16:55 <Q{{> or i made it up
16:56 <Lwaxana> well the fireworks were good
17:03 <Sunbeam> hi Lwaxana :)
17:05 <Q{{> hewo Sunbeam
17:07 <Lwaxana> hi
17:07 <SkyFire> hi Sunbeam mega cuddles
17:20 <Sunbeam> hiya SkyFire hugggggggggggggs :)
17:28 * SkyFire kisses Sunbeam
17:28 * Sunbeam gives SkyFire a huge, wet, sloppy, passionate, loving, breath taking * * * KISS * * *
17:36 <SkyFire> hi Lwaxana *huggles* :)
18:18 * Q{{ looks for champagnes to go with fireworks
18:42 * ^bozojim will have a quiet new years day working on his technical drawing and I hope to get them to a stage I can take them tuesday to the shed
18:55 * SkyFire blindfolds Q{{ and then takes it down to a mens shed
19:04 <Q{{> why such a hurry ^bozojim
19:08 <Sunbeam> i'll have a busy new years day...doing a double shift
19:20 * SkyFire gets Q{{ to work on one of the machines
19:28 <SkyFire> awww silly girl Sunbeam
19:38 <Sunbeam> why silly?
19:47 <Q{{> oh noooo, hold on to door frame as being dragged out
19:50 <^bozojim> as I want to get this thing done
19:59 <SkyFire> working on a holiday
19:59 <Sunbeam> i normally do 2 shifts on a weekend
20:06 <SkyFire> ok
20:07 <^bozojim> and I like doing things instead of like others just sitting stagnating
20:24 * SkyFire watches door frame collapse
20:33 <Sunbeam> it isn't an holiday when u work in care
20:43 <SkyFire> oh :(
20:53 * SkyFire gives Sunbeam big long holiday
21:10 Part: pickle ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:11 <Sunbeam> i've had a big long holiday lol
21:13 <Q{{> i only like to watch ppl working on machines
21:17 <SkyFire> LoL ok
21:19 <Sunbeam> haven't worked since 18th
21:20 <Q{{> i dont like operate it myself
21:20 <Q{{> lol
21:35 <SkyFire> metal and woodwork machines are fun to work on
21:45 <^bozojim> why not they are not dangerous if you follow the safety precautions and keep the guards on
21:49 * SkyFire gives Sunbeam a payrise
21:54 <Q{{> they dont agree with my soft pedicured hands
21:55 <SkyFire> yes
21:59 <SkyFire> lol
22:01 <^bozojim> they are there for your safety and if you feel unsafe hit the ground or shut it off
22:09 * SkyFire sets Q{{ to work on the lathe
22:16 <Q{{> my nail specialist would be upset
22:21 <SkyFire> lol
22:22 <SkyFire> aww
22:49 <Q{{> get good advise from nail specialists
23:02 <Q{{> she keeps me handsome
23:03 <^bozojim> well a belt sander, angle grinder or disc sander and if all else fails a grinder would fix them
23:04 * SkyFire did two years of metal work in high school
23:17 <SkyFire> lots of fun
23:23 <Q{{> where u go Sunbeam
23:27 <Q{{> for holiday
23:35 <Sunbeam> no where lol
23:36 <SkyFire> grinder, lathe, drill, arc and gas welding
23:40 <^bozojim> I was not allowed to do metal work at high school too unsafe and as I did not I failed it
23:44 <Sunbeam> Rome
23:45 <SkyFire> :(
23:48 <Q{{> i dont even have a screw driver at moment
23:52 <Q{{> im so pathetic
23:58 <Sunbeam> rome round my home town
24:01 <^bozojim> you said it, not us
24:15 <Q{{> i been looking up drills, routers reviews tho
24:35 <Q{{> rome?!
24:39 <Q{{> u hv pics?
24:51 <Q{{> ones without u in it if u prefer
24:53 <^bozojim> and to pass it I had 2 teachers who do not usually do metal work but are trained took me to the workshop on a satuday taught me how to do it and I got my projects done
24:57 <Q{{> what u see, Sunbeam
25:17 <^bozojim> and I got my grade changed from fail to A
25:17 <Q{{> italian men wolf whistle at u?
25:22 <Q{{> they pinch ur bottom?
25:35 <Sunbeam> err i was joking Q{{
25:35 <Q{{> oh its ur home town
25:42 <Sunbeam> i haven't been any where
25:54 <Sunbeam> stayed home
26:05 <Q{{> where would u have wanted to go
26:10 <Q{{> could go camping
26:15 <^bozojim> and i had fun in the worrd work shop making the stuff the rest of them did, took me a bit longer but I was getting A;s for it
26:27 <Q{{> travelling is too stressful nowadays
26:57 <^bozojim> I am sure that Mizza would have you on his leaky boat with him as he called Australia for help
27:02 <Q{{> im looking for camping trailer at moment
27:14 <^bozojim> just be careful they dont take you out as well when he is ;fixed;
27:33 <Q{{> i heard cub supermatics is good
28:47 <Q{{> ^bozojim, should do youtube show
28:56 <^bozojim> no thanks
29:01 <Q{{> why not
29:07 <Q{{> i like to see what u do
29:11 <^bozojim> while I can do television, my love has been and always will be radio
29:25 <Q{{> u have sexy voice?
29:36 <^bozojim> ask Sunbeam she has heard me
29:55 <Q{{> Sunbeam, ^bozojim voice is sexy?
30:00 <Q{{> lol
30:19 <Q{{> u can do voice on youtube too
30:34 <Q{{> :P
30:53 <Q{{> cant believe there so many tools to be handy man
31:08 * SkyFire takes Sunbeam to Australia
31:10 <Q{{> so many drills, so many saws
31:29 * ^bozojim takes Q{{ to the shed
31:52 <Q{{> would get shocked by the number of items
31:53 <Q{{> lol
31:59 * ^bozojim pours lacquer thinners over Q{{ and says I will make you bark
32:02 <Q{{> they have tool libraries
32:12 * ^bozojim sets it alight and sure enough, wooof
32:20 * SkyFire flicks a lit match at Q{{
32:24 * ^bozojim puts the fire out
32:33 <Sunbeam> have visitors ....need to go...........happy new year everyone x
32:35 Part: Sunbeam ([email protected]) from #sydney
32:38 <SkyFire> aww
32:43 * Q{{ arms up and prance around room
32:46 <Q{{> touches SkyFire
32:55 * SkyFire shoots Q{{
32:57 * ^bozojim then cools Q{{s burns putting him in liquid nitrogen to freeze him and makes him go meoww goign through the band saw
33:31 * Q{{ falls to the floor and shutter all over
33:41 <^bozojim> !ttop10
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34:06 * SkyFire puts all the bits of Q{{ through a crusher
34:53 <SkyFire> then adds to concrete mix and uses the mix for final bit of a new runway for large cargo planes
34:57 * Q{{ hides in crusher crevices 
35:14 <SkyFire> uses compressed air to clean them out
35:30 <SkyFire> burries Q{{ in runway
35:40 <Q{{> why dont ppl use vaccuum instead
35:52 <Q{{> i know air gun is handy
36:01 Join: slower ([email protected]) to #sydney
36:09 <Q{{> can u can convert it to sucker instead
36:13 <SkyFire> compressed air more fun
36:20 <Q{{> seem cleaner to suck
36:44 <SkyFire> gets industrial vacuum cleaner
37:05 Part: Nice1 ([email protected]) from #sydney
37:15 <SkyFire> sucks up the remnants of Q{{ and adds to concrete mix
37:30 <Q{{> could use same compressor device to use to blow air and suck
37:43 Join: Nice1 ([email protected]) to #sydney
37:44 <Q{{> i wonder if they have device like that
37:57 <Q{{> can even use it to vaccuum seal bags
38:14 <SkyFire> nah
38:25 * SkyFire vacuum seals Q{{ in a plastic bag
38:42 <SkyFire> sucks all the air out of the bag before sealing it
39:12 <Lwaxana> Boaty McBoatface
39:22 <^bozojim> look it is toocool4irc is back
39:28 <Lwaxana> see you cant trust the general populace
39:55 <Lwaxana> they dont take voting seriously
39:57 <Q{{> :x
40:16 * SkyFire burries the plastic bag forever
40:27 <SkyFire> one day it will degrade
40:43 <Lwaxana> I beat the people who voted for pong would have voted for Boaty McBoatface
40:44 <SkyFire> think in about a thousand years or so
40:47 <Q{{> ^bozojim, if i want to build gabion pebble fence 6 feet tall
40:55 <Q{{> how thick u think is good to do
41:03 <Q{{> gabion fence like this
41:04 <Q{{> http://ludwig-kunststoffe.de/upload/C1206dd58X12f772a0e75XY4c60/1303380602259/6.JPG
41:43 * SkyFire build test fence and put Q{{ in the middle of it
42:09 <Q{{> haha that be good sculpture to put in front yard
42:33 <Q{{> use animated robot
42:47 <SkyFire> but your now sealed inside the fence forever
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43:11 <Q{{> im ok with that if i can live forever
43:21 <SkyFire> Millions of years later fence is destroyed and all they find are bones
43:24 <Q{{> give me time to free myself lol
43:47 Part: Nice1 ([email protected]) from #sydney
44:42 * SkyFire analyses the bones and find they belong to Q{{
45:21 <Q{{> amazing thats something still left to analyze
45:27 <SkyFire> yeah
45:34 <SkyFire> not much left
45:40 <SkyFire> puts bones in museum
45:45 <Q{{> all not eat by worms or microbes
45:59 <Q{{> microbes would use my bones for self decorations
46:06 <SkyFire> they all turn to stone
46:28 <SkyFire> same way as dinosaur bones
47:08 <Q{{> ur far from the city ^bozojim ?
47:25 <Q{{> i guess not coz u go to men's shed club
47:27 <SkyFire> just be careful after midnight, the museum comes alive
47:52 <Q{{> it doesnt really
48:12 <Q{{> but the mind play trick on u when its dark and quiet
48:50 <SkyFire> hehee
49:07 <Q{{> u take walk in the wood at night SkyFire ?
49:14 <SkyFire> try walking arround a rail yard at night - they can be an earie place
49:30 <Q{{> whats at rail yard?
49:31 <SkyFire> yeah - well as long as I have a wooden stake or two
49:40 <SkyFire> umm trains of course
49:42 <Q{{> just industrial places with lots of carriages?
49:51 <Q{{> ah ok
50:03 <Q{{> with lots of rust and moon light
50:15 <SkyFire> no rust and no moon light
50:21 <SkyFire> only torch light
50:37 <Q{{> oh that be creepy
50:39 <^Roshanda^> !ttop10
50:40 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(1319) 2. User1(490) 3. SkyFire(450) 4. ^Roshanda^(432) 5. Staffecet(289) 6. JedStar(241) 7. Sunbeam(233) 8. Nice1(196) 9. Exo(186) 10. chookmagnet(148)
50:43 <Q{{> there lots of rats?
50:45 <SkyFire> also two steam locos with boilers full of steam
50:47 <SkyFire> nah
50:53 <SkyFire> hi ^Roshanda^ cuddles
51:01 <^Roshanda^> hey skyfire
51:05 <SkyFire> two killer cats deal with the rats
51:15 <Q{{> what about grave yard, SkyFire
51:24 <SkyFire> would be ok
51:36 <SkyFire> grabs two extra wooden stakes
53:04 <Q{{> theres a scheduled human head transplant in 2017
53:07 <Q{{> i just remember
53:09 <SkyFire> oh
53:15 <Q{{> i go find out now ...
53:44 * SkyFire has gone across London on the underground at night - felt strange being only person on the tube
53:56 <Q{{> russian man volunteered
54:00 <SkyFire> lol
54:31 <Q{{> long ago i walked in city alone at 4am
54:35 <SkyFire> wow
54:40 <Q{{> i yelled out: This is all mine mine mine
54:41 <SkyFire> which city ?
54:46 <Q{{> melb
54:49 <SkyFire> ok
54:55 Part: Nice2U ([email protected]) from #sydney
55:35 <Q{{> https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/236006-surgeon-plans-first-human-head-transplant-in-2017
56:02 Join: Nice1 ([email protected]) to #sydney
56:36 <Q{{> this ridiculous they should allow more freedom for genetic experiments and treatment
56:42 <Q{{> lol
56:44 <o_> drastic way to get a sex change
56:49 <SkyFire> lol yes
57:16 <^bozojim> back, sorry
57:20 <Q{{> i wait for super hot blonde model to be available
57:29 <^bozojim> I have just been on the phone to my love talking to her
57:47 <Q{{> what u say
57:50 <Q{{> what she say
58:00 * ^bozojim should I say that as when she gets back on, there could be a net marriage of us
59:05 <Q{{> my love say there's no way in hell i would win her heart on net or irc lol
59:07 <Q{{> jk
59:15 <^bozojim> and think Exo, I could be your net father in law
59:45 <SkyFire> lol
00:07 <Q{{> there any legal obligations for that?
00:54 <^bozojim> yes I will hten be able to legally knock the stuffings out of Exo
01:01 <^bozojim> and get away with it
01:27 <SkyFire> oooer
01:52 * SkyFire is staying single forever
02:11 Part: Nice1 ([email protected]) from #sydney
02:37 <Q{{> not good to stay single forever SkyFire
02:44 <Q{{> gotta go thru the entire human experience
02:48 <Q{{> lol
03:06 <Q{{> make babies and stuff too
03:23 <Q{{> then smell baby poo and stuff
03:37 <SkyFire> boring
03:57 <Q{{> its part of human development
04:13 <SkyFire> smelt that semll a few times already
06:55 <Q{{> how was it
07:04 <SkyFire> umm
07:04 <Q{{> i want a whiff of baby poo now
07:05 <Q{{> lol
07:15 <^Roshanda^> yuck
07:25 * SkyFire gets bored and does a few genetic experiments on Q{{
07:26 <Q{{> ^ lol ^Roshanda^
07:42 <SkyFire> starting with a brain transplant
07:47 <Q{{> its fresher than ^Roshanda^ fart
08:09 * SkyFire installs brain from goldfish
08:58 * SkyFire puts Q{{ in river
08:58 <Q{{> that reminds me of a good scifi from china called 'three body problem'
09:35 <Q{{> its where alien race build super computer with a single proton that hide itself in 11 dimension
09:48 <Q{{> and its wants to subjugate earth
09:53 <SkyFire> oh
10:00 * SkyFire subjugates Q{{
10:08 <Q{{> omg
10:14 <Q{{> gave him the idea
10:21 <SkyFire> does more genetic experiments
10:33 <SkyFire> turns Q{{ in to a fish
10:45 <SkyFire> well sort of half fish
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11:47 <Q{{> i read article 1 person spent $300 on heart surgery for his gold fish
13:33 <^bozojim> well here for the first head transplant we have more than enough candidates and if it does not work, nothing will have been lost
13:51 <^bozojim> and if even one does it will improve their IQ
14:49 <^bozojim> the ones I am thinking of have nothing but wind rushign therough from their left to right ear and the other way so it could only improve things
15:17 Part: Nice1 ([email protected]) from #sydney
15:48 * ^bozojim wonders if a sheeps head a brains would help one poor soul
16:35 <^bozojim> !ttop10
16:36 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Q{{(139) 2. ^bozojim(125) 3. SkyFire(61) 4. ^Roshanda^(1)
16:56 <^bozojim> yay I am not the top blabber mouth in this new twenty four hour period
17:29 <^bozojim> and think for the world it will be the first day for them for 2017
19:02 <^Roshanda^> lol
22:20 <SkyFire> We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
22:38 * Lwaxana heard the borg reply "Hi, this is the Borg..... we're not taking calls right now, but if you'll leave the name and coordinates of your planet, we'll conquer and assimilate you as soon as possible
22:56 <SkyFire> love it Lwaxana :)
23:04 <^bozojim> lol
23:14 <Lwaxana> u knew I'd have atleast one
23:20 <SkyFire> yes ;)
23:22 <SkyFire> :)
23:31 Join: reptile_ ([email protected]) to #sydney
23:39 <Lwaxana> hmmm
23:39 <lx> ...ah huh...
23:40 Nick: SkyFire is now known as Borg
23:58 <Lwaxana> do we want reptile_ back ??
24:03 * Borg assimilates Q{{
24:38 <^bozojim> no thanks he cannot be trusted
25:23 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*[email protected].*
25:23 Kick: reptile_ was kicked by ChanOP ((Lwaxana) see how far being PissOnAChaplain gets you)
25:31 <^Roshanda^> ;p
25:33 <^Roshanda^> lol
25:46 <^bozojim> thank you Lwaxana
26:13 <^Roshanda^> !ttop10
26:14 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(165) 2. Q{{(139) 3. SkyFire(103) 4. Lwaxana(49) 5. ^Roshanda^(5)
26:14 <Lwaxana> 2017 is the Year of the Rooster
27:10 Join: NudeDude ([email protected]) to #sydney
27:44 <Borg> I am Locutus, of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us.
29:23 <Lwaxana> oh NudeDude using weird nicks makes people nervous... ok EL?
30:49 <Borg> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyenRCJ_4Ww
30:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: We are the Borg (May 20, 2009) Length: 0:16 - Category: Entertainment - 622,129 views views - 2,096 likes (97.8%), 48 dislikes (2.2%)
31:07 Nick: Borg is now known as SkyFire
32:33 Join: paulynz ([email protected]) to #sydney
35:07 Mode: (by Lwaxana) -bbb *!*[email protected].* *!*[email protected].* *!*[email protected].*
39:23 <^bozojim> hello paulynz
39:38 <paulynz> helllo jim
47:43 Join: sega ([email protected]) to #sydney
47:43 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*[email protected].*
47:43 Kick: sega was kicked by ChanOP (see how far being PissOnAChaplain gets you)
50:47 Part: SkyFire ([email protected]) from #sydney
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02:56 * Lwaxana says Happy New Year everyone ..... see you in 2017
03:13 <paulynz> happy new year Lwaxana
03:30 Part: Lwaxana ([email protected]) from #sydney (Come, Mr Homn our luggage this place has become much too.......)
04:46 <Nice1> heh
04:52 <Nice1> ok
18:33 Part: paulynz ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:09 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_RPaoRcy3c
22:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Phoebe Cates - Paradise (Discoring '82) (Jul 11, 2013) Length: 3:53 - Category: Music - 1,564,970 views views - 7,209 likes (97%), 226 dislikes (3%)
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43:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*[email protected].*
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44:20 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o chookmagnet
44:32 <chookmagnet> 4 and 1 sup
44:39 <chookmagnet> sup doesn't count
44:46 <chookmagnet> 4th divi
45:10 <chookmagnet> $25 to $30+
45:32 <chookmagnet> 1 more number and I would have between $5 and 20 k
45:34 <chookmagnet> arrrrrrrg
46:17 <chookmagnet> I had 12
46:24 <chookmagnet> the 5th number was 11
46:30 <chookmagnet> for goodness sake
50:23 <chookmagnet> Is everyone idle
50:29 <chookmagnet> Is everyone idle
50:40 <Nice1> take the ticket back
50:40 <chookmagnet> oops
50:46 <chookmagnet> scroll down derrrrrr
50:51 <chookmagnet> no
51:27 <^Roshanda^> half asleep ;/
51:30 <chookmagnet> I will purchase a ticket for next thursdays $55 Million draw
51:53 <Nice1> heh another $10 down the drain
51:58 <chookmagnet> yep
52:10 <chookmagnet> paid $8,55 for the ticket
52:16 <chookmagnet> $8.55
52:18 <chookmagnet> :P
52:33 <chookmagnet> will be up 20 to 30
52:48 <chookmagnet> depends on how many win divi
53:08 <Nice1> need to waste money to dream of winning money chookmagnet
53:21 <chookmagnet> yep
53:35 <chookmagnet> I pay chicken feed and still win my money back
53:51 <chookmagnet> better thans cigs or alcohol
54:12 <Nice1> how do you think some of these lotto winners keep winning.
54:22 <chookmagnet> dunno
54:40 <Nice1> 2 million dollars worth of tickets!
54:42 <chookmagnet> 2 winners of 50 million have paid $5.55 tockets
54:48 <chookmagnet> luck of the draw
54:54 <chookmagnet> maybe you will win
54:58 <chookmagnet> maybe you won't
55:14 <chookmagnet> tickets too
55:21 <Nice1> yeah not luck of the newsagency...like the stupid media says
55:28 <chookmagnet> no
55:34 <Nice1> thats just dumb
55:45 <chookmagnet> you might be lucky to buy from the same agent
55:52 <chookmagnet> that would be about it
56:00 <Nice1> silly coincidence
56:23 <chookmagnet> i spotted 1 bloke with about a metre of tickets
56:29 <Nice1> like the melbourne cup
56:34 <chookmagnet> yep
56:38 <chookmagnet> the mugs game
56:49 <chookmagnet> mug punter
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56:59 <Nice1> yes
57:04 <chookmagnet> been to the races a few times
57:14 <chookmagnet> watched people lose big money
57:20 <Nice1> do they cry
57:21 <chookmagnet> get drunk and blow it all
57:33 <chookmagnet> they aren't smiling
57:41 <Acem> happy new year Australia
58:13 <Nice1> what will be happy about it do you think Acem
58:18 <chookmagnet> Nice1 you got your kiss lined up for New Years?
58:30 <Nice1> my kiss?
58:31 <Acem> insallah peace Nice1
58:36 <chookmagnet> I think Acem may be on the prowl
58:46 <Nice1> heh good luck with that Acem heh
59:08 <chookmagnet> he needs a believer
59:34 <Nice1> well maybe join a cult
59:38 <Nice1> Acem
59:41 <chookmagnet> $32.30
59:46 <chookmagnet> woohoo
59:50 <Nice1> thats good!
59:53 <Nice1> well done
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