// #sydney — 2016-12-13
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00:13:28 Nick: President_Trump is now known as Donald_Trump
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01:20:24 <lx> Some people just don't know where they're not welcome!
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01:20:34 <lx> Now, what were we talking about... oh yes, tossers!
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01:21:55 Nick: President_Trump is now known as President_1
01:25:11 Nick: President_1 is now known as President_Trump
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01:55:44 <KevlarUndies> :)
01:55:52 <KevlarUndies> *waves*
01:56:45 <GreenArmy> hi
01:58:19 <KevlarUndies> hey there GreenArmy :)
02:02:17 Join: Kelevra ([email protected]) to #sydney
02:03:53 <KevlarUndies> wb Kelevra
02:03:55 <KevlarUndies> missed you, bae
02:04:07 <Kelevra> eat a dick faggot.
02:04:12 <KevlarUndies> k
02:04:25 <KevlarUndies> homophobe lolz
02:04:31 <KevlarUndies> still, in [current year]
02:04:36 <KevlarUndies> amazing :D
02:05:38 <Kelevra> I didn't say in reference toward your sexuality
02:05:43 <Kelevra> you're not that special.
02:05:50 <KevlarUndies> yes you did
02:05:53 <KevlarUndies> rofl
02:06:02 <KevlarUndies> hahahahahhhh, too funny
02:06:19 <GreenArmy> http://imgur.com/FQZeuP5
02:06:25 <Kelevra> if you say so, it must be true
02:06:30 <GreenArmy> Kelevra are you mel
02:06:36 <Kelevra> yes
02:06:44 <KevlarUndies> I am Jack
02:06:46 <GreenArmy> you sud change your name to harley quinn
02:06:48 <GreenArmy> heh
02:06:50 <KevlarUndies> people call me fuckwit or idiot
02:06:56 <GreenArmy> im shimoon
02:06:59 <Kelevra> what is harley quinn?
02:07:06 <KevlarUndies> oh, thats a very nice name...
02:07:13 <GreenArmy> because your caracter just like her
02:07:28 <GreenArmy> KevlarUndies is beautiful
02:07:32 <KevlarUndies> ty ty
02:07:36 * KevlarUndies hairflicks
02:07:54 Nick: GreenArmy is now known as beehhh
02:08:02 <Kelevra> oh you..
02:08:08 <Kelevra> I shoud've figured,,
02:08:11 <beehhh> are you banning me?
02:08:12 <Kelevra> should've*
02:08:42 <beehhh> you'd fit right in with harley quinn caracter
02:08:44 <KevlarUndies> hmm... 2:15AM
02:08:45 <lx> ...ah huh...
02:08:50 <KevlarUndies> nearly time to toogle mature facials
02:09:10 <beehhh> Kelevra is it true you have babies now
02:09:38 <KevlarUndies> she has 2
02:09:43 <beehhh> awww
02:09:48 <KevlarUndies> they're wonderful children, also
02:09:53 <Kelevra> yes I have two daughters
02:10:04 <Kelevra> don't be a sicko and say something wrong
02:10:06 <KevlarUndies> how old?
02:10:16 <beehhh> cute
02:10:18 <Kelevra> 3 and almost 2yr old
02:10:24 <KevlarUndies> Mine are 10 (nearly 11) and 14
02:10:37 <KevlarUndies> ah, man... those years, the best
02:10:50 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/FQZeuP5
02:10:58 <Kelevra> yeah I'm lucky I'm not missing anything but it is a full on thing to raise children
02:11:16 <beehhh> can i be any help
02:11:18 <Kelevra> they never stop fkn eating
02:11:23 <Kelevra> beehhh nope.
02:11:29 <President_Trump> Kelevra how u doin babe?
02:11:30 <beehhh> :
02:11:51 <beehhh> i feel like a daddy
02:12:17 <Kelevra> President_Trump fine, how are you?
02:12:44 <President_Trump> i too am fine
02:12:51 <KevlarUndies> President_Trump: dude :)
02:13:10 <President_Trump> got a headache so i PIGGED DOWN some panadol
02:13:12 <KevlarUndies> President_Trump: love how you wiped the floor with that criminal harpy, btw... well done :) <3
02:13:21 <beehhh> what else has changed
02:13:38 <beehhh> before i was free
02:13:57 <Kelevra> panadol isn't good for me
02:14:19 <Kelevra> when I get pain I take neurofen
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02:14:28 <Kelevra> zavance
02:14:52 <Bonny> the best
02:14:54 <President_Trump> neurofen fucks ya stomach
02:15:07 <President_Trump> i agree it works better tho
02:15:27 <KevlarUndies> o.O
02:15:48 <beehhh> i been eating heaps of premium emirate dates
02:15:55 <KevlarUndies> looks like SOMEONE skipped pharmacology
02:16:29 <Kelevra> it looks like a beautiful night outside
02:16:29 <beehhh> colombian ts are hotter than the rest
02:16:40 <Kelevra> possibly a full moon
02:16:54 <Kelevra> tomorrowis supposed to be 34 or something
02:16:58 <beehhh> i saw a huge ufo at 630pm
02:17:04 <beehhh> the size of a planet
02:17:09 <Kelevra> beehhh no one cares.
02:17:17 <KevlarUndies> hahhaha
02:17:26 <KevlarUndies> beehhh: was probably the moon bro lolz
02:17:36 <Kelevra> lol
02:17:43 <beehhh> was my squirt on air happy now
02:17:54 <KevlarUndies> alrighty!
02:18:26 Part: Tiggr ([email protected]) from #sydney
02:18:44 <Kelevra> [02:18:34] <President_Trump> neurofen fucks ya stomach
02:18:54 <Kelevra> i heard it ruins your liver and kidneys
02:19:05 <Kelevra> if you take it non stop
02:19:16 <KevlarUndies> One of my old PTs wound up in ER with stomach fuckedness from ibuprofin
02:19:21 <President_Trump> that too
02:19:26 <KevlarUndies> due was taking it 4 x a day for months tho :/
02:19:45 <beehhh> dates are good for alzheimers
02:19:59 <Kelevra> I used to take neurofen and panadeine extra a lot for pain
02:20:16 <KevlarUndies> hit the opiates for pain
02:20:17 <beehhh> Kelevra do you breast feed them or how
02:20:27 <Kelevra> beehhh no.
02:20:47 <Kelevra> I had an emergency c section with my first born
02:20:56 <beehhh> what does it mean
02:21:04 <Kelevra> so I didn't want to breast feed because the drs had me on pain killers
02:21:11 <Kelevra> it means what I typed
02:21:15 <beehhh> mom popped both of us out like watermelon
02:21:16 <Kelevra> fuck you're a dumb ass
02:21:26 <beehhh> didnt u have a twin before
02:21:32 <KevlarUndies> Kel: yeah so did we... little bitch tried to noose herself with the umbilical...
02:21:32 <beehhh> yes i remember
02:21:42 <KevlarUndies> had private cover at that point though
02:21:44 <Kelevra> I was a twin, my sister died, she was a still born
02:21:57 <beehhh> i came out later
02:22:07 <KevlarUndies> North Gosford Private stung us for $9500... which we happily passed on to the insurer :D
02:22:28 <Kelevra> godford rings a bell for some reason
02:22:29 <beehhh> twin sud help twin
02:22:32 <Kelevra> godford*
02:22:37 <Kelevra> gosford*
02:22:38 <beehhh> gosford
02:22:56 <Kelevra> see beehhh is making me dumber by the second
02:22:59 <KevlarUndies> Kelevra: probably something to do with welfare or meth... that's about all Gosford is good for
02:23:01 <beehhh> its a hole too
02:23:09 <KevlarUndies> +it's a hole
02:23:27 <Kelevra> nah
02:23:33 <beehhh> we think the same did i live there probably not
02:24:09 <beehhh> im going england tomorrow
02:24:16 <KevlarUndies> why tomorrow tho?
02:24:19 <KevlarUndies> why ot Friday?
02:24:21 <beehhh> at 41 i must be constructive
02:24:37 <beehhh> Friday after next is out yet?
02:25:32 <Kelevra> it's my bday week
02:26:20 <beehhh> you sud be on your birthday dress dancing for me with a baseball bat
02:26:34 <Kelevra> nope
02:26:48 <Kelevra> I'd sooner dance for money and perves rather than your black ass
02:27:08 <beehhh> black is one thing cut is other
02:27:23 <beehhh> its like you can only see but cannot touch or eat
02:27:37 <KevlarUndies> serious considerations afoot for bacon sameeches
02:27:55 <Kelevra> bay cone is the best
02:27:59 <beehhh> i went to the food van queue back in 05
02:28:21 <beehhh> i will rob england of cash for norell
02:28:26 <Kelevra> who the fuck can remember 05 and seriously if that was a highlight of your life
02:28:34 <Kelevra> YOU NEED TO MEET SOMEONE
02:28:40 <Kelevra> just anyone
02:28:49 <KevlarUndies> 05 lolz had to do this thing at TAFE
02:28:49 <Kelevra> even a pedo priest or some shit
02:28:55 <KevlarUndies> they kicked me out lolz
02:28:56 <KevlarUndies> fear
02:28:58 <beehhh> meet my mrs palmers
02:29:00 <KevlarUndies> it does shit to people :/
02:29:27 <beehhh> one i rub nipple other manjini
02:29:30 <Kelevra> in 2005 I think zos and bass station were my thing
02:29:44 <beehhh> used to it since divorce
02:30:17 <Kelevra> gamma bar
02:30:36 <beehhh> i remember once u broke arm falling off a scooter
02:30:54 * President_Trump slaps PandasDontDrive around a bit with a large trout
02:31:02 <beehhh> i need to nap
02:31:06 <Kelevra> I've never owned a scooter
02:31:24 <Kelevra> I had two mini motorbikes but i never broke my arm on them
02:31:38 Nick: beehhh is now known as Manjini
02:32:06 <Manjini> you said some kid pused you or something
02:32:22 <Kelevra> lol he didn't break my arm
02:32:27 <Kelevra> he smashed my face in.
02:32:36 <Manjini> yes i remember there
02:32:49 <Manjini> good old bushy zig zag adelaide
02:33:05 <Kelevra> lol how'd you come up with 'broken arm'
02:33:19 <Manjini> memory loss
02:33:21 <Kelevra> the little fucker upper cut me from behind, my arm had nothing to do with it
02:33:40 <Kelevra> lol, you're a funny little blacky beehhh
02:33:41 <Manjini> two kids died today at my recent uni
02:33:52 <Kelevra> cool story bro
02:33:58 <Manjini> http://www.nst.com.my/news/2016/12/196197/two-curtin-university-miri-students-nigeria-missing-after-boat-mishap-during
02:34:12 <KevlarUndies> brb racial minorities...
02:34:13 <lx> The channel will be quiet without you KevlarUndies...
02:34:16 Part: KevlarUndies ([email protected]) from #sydney
02:34:58 <Manjini> why did u barred me from melbourne Kelevra
02:35:38 <Kelevra> you're not supposed to be ban evading
02:36:48 <Manjini> what have i dont to you
02:37:09 <Kelevra> you meant to type 'done' didn't you?
02:37:30 <Kelevra> you've done nothing to me mirza
02:37:33 <Manjini> why are you stressing about me
02:37:42 <Kelevra> I'm not..
02:37:53 <Manjini> i never blamed you
02:38:03 <Kelevra> I just have to reinforce what you're supposed to cop
02:38:08 <Manjini> i was my luck and my choices leads me to my eviction
02:38:23 <Kelevra> you burnt down your house and got deported
02:38:40 <Manjini> and you've come to a conclusion
02:39:01 <Manjini> if it was me then i sud be in jail then got deported
02:39:16 <Manjini> i was hoping lot more intellect from you
02:39:35 <Manjini> i follow central of universe not just this sun
02:39:54 <Kelevra> you're a fat black guy with no life, I get it
02:39:55 Nick: Manjini is now known as beehhh
02:40:03 Join: KevlarUndies ([email protected]) to #sydney
02:40:04 <Kelevra> doesn't mean I have to like you or tollerate you
02:40:05 <KevlarUndies> wb
02:40:07 <beehhh> harley quinn
02:40:17 <beehhh> KevlarUndies is harley quinn
02:40:18 <beehhh> ops
02:40:43 <beehhh> Kelevra you'd have to babyseat me
02:40:56 <Kelevra> ..
02:40:56 <beehhh> im a sick puppy
02:41:10 <KevlarUndies> beehhh: you know there is other Korean people on another network
02:41:17 <KevlarUndies> you should check it out
02:41:43 <KevlarUndies> fuck
02:41:48 <KevlarUndies> i want bacon sameeches
02:41:53 <Kelevra> give him some other servers
02:41:54 <KevlarUndies> but i gotta do registry shit
02:41:58 <Kelevra> he still won't use them
02:42:03 <Kelevra> he loves us aussies
02:42:12 <KevlarUndies> jesus, one of them?
02:42:12 <KevlarUndies> :/
02:42:13 <beehhh> cause i used to be a man
02:42:25 <Kelevra> lol
02:42:35 <Kelevra> nah mate, you're a fkn unicorn
02:42:45 <beehhh> your mr harley quinn
02:43:01 <Kelevra> I wish that was a compliment or burn
02:43:01 <beehhh> totally demented
02:43:06 <beehhh> poor girls
02:43:13 <Kelevra> it's like calling me michael jordan
02:43:19 <beehhh> hope you dont .....
02:43:23 <Kelevra> harley quinn
02:43:42 <Kelevra> don't bring my kids up beehhh
02:43:45 * ^Roshanda^ sits eating popcorn and drinking a frozen coke watching the channel and going ons with ^Roshanda^
02:43:46 <beehhh> Kelevra you need a lesson on good parenting
02:43:54 <Kelevra> it just goes to show you have nothing to bring to the table
02:43:56 <beehhh> stop wasting your energy on people like me
02:44:18 <Kelevra> I'm burning energy on you?
02:44:24 <Kelevra> no wonder I'm so thin
02:44:25 <beehhh> ask others
02:45:44 <beehhh> ^Roshanda^ do you breastfeed your babies
02:45:58 <KevlarUndies> yes
02:46:02 <KevlarUndies> i am her babies
02:46:09 <beehhh> one each?
02:46:16 <KevlarUndies> wat
02:46:25 <beehhh> you have two mouths
02:47:00 <KevlarUndies> someone should notify mental health :/
02:47:08 <^Roshanda^> what babies
02:47:14 <^Roshanda^> i dont have kids im smart like that
02:47:49 <beehhh> so your telling me Kelevra is dumb?
02:47:59 <Kelevra> I'll admit that
02:48:11 <Kelevra> who the fuck wants kids, I didn't up until I had them
02:48:18 <beehhh> i have more love for Kelevra now then before
02:48:28 <Kelevra> cheers
02:48:28 <beehhh> cant even hate her anymore
02:49:01 <beehhh> well you will get single mom allowance
02:49:03 <Kelevra> KevlarUndies did you want kids before you had them?
02:49:07 <KevlarUndies> chubby butt like that is hard to hate :)
02:49:17 <KevlarUndies> Kelevra: wasn't really something i thought about
02:49:40 <beehhh> when was the last someone liked ur wadge Kelevra
02:49:48 <KevlarUndies> now that i has them tho... i'll put holes in any cunt who tries to take them away from me :D
02:50:01 <Kelevra> yeah how frustrating is it
02:50:09 <beehhh> i'm a sicko
02:50:12 <Kelevra> you don't want them but now you'll die for them
02:50:17 <Kelevra> mother fuckers
02:51:23 <beehhh> i want breed a family with specie from above
02:52:23 <beehhh> Kelevra this is nnot happening im all imagining this right....
02:52:38 <Kelevra> you want my half cast spawn don't you
02:53:14 <beehhh> i just wanted to get back to aussie where i missed 9long yards
02:53:15 <Kelevra> the Kelevra seeds
02:53:28 <Kelevra> you can't come back here though
02:53:40 <beehhh> true im sick n dying
02:53:46 <beehhh> hope i make it to uk
02:53:50 <Kelevra> yeah whatever you say
02:54:03 <beehhh> i have visa interview tomorrow
02:54:11 <Kelevra> I'd go to bangladesh to visit you
02:54:24 <Kelevra> I'd sing all of the bangles hits on the way there
02:54:54 <Kelevra> I'd leave you with a tampon so you could clone a seed of your own
02:55:05 <Kelevra> what would you call our child?
02:55:22 <beehhh> bassbabe69 http://imgur.com/P5UjRVm
02:55:34 <beehhh> did you shave for me im sleepy
02:55:38 <Kelevra> I'm not clicking your crap
02:55:48 <beehhh> u sud its my offer chatter
02:56:22 <beehhh> i need a good pair of spacticles one eye is blinding
02:56:28 <beehhh> right eye gone
02:56:38 <Kelevra> jessus like jesus but a girlier version would be acceptable
02:57:28 Part: Jessica ([email protected]) from #sydney
02:57:46 Part: beehhh ([email protected]) from #sydney
03:01:07 <KevlarUndies> my kids are good tho, i do want them lolz
03:01:18 <KevlarUndies> one's an athlete the other an academic
03:01:23 <KevlarUndies> all good in the hood, yo
03:01:37 <Kelevra> that's a prety cool combo
03:01:43 <Kelevra> pretty*
03:01:56 <KevlarUndies> yeah, it works
03:03:39 <Kelevra> both girls or?
03:06:13 <KevlarUndies> nah girl and boy
03:07:10 <KevlarUndies> Boy is a cricket player. He ranks. Plays basketball too. Did an East Coast US tour in september (this is pretty big for a 10yr old)
03:07:25 <KevlarUndies> just went with team and coach...
03:07:38 <KevlarUndies> I was stressed as fuck for two weeks :/
03:07:45 <KevlarUndies> Sick. Couldn't sleep.
03:08:08 <KevlarUndies> A truly peculiar reaction by my standards :\
03:08:40 <KevlarUndies> Girl is academic. Selective HS. Wanting to go on exchange to France soon an I'm like fuck nigger
03:08:50 <KevlarUndies> her brother being away for two weeks fucked me up proper
03:08:59 <Kelevra> omg I'd be frightened for my kids to go abroad
03:09:04 <KevlarUndies> how am i gonna handle her in France for 6 months???
03:09:12 <KevlarUndies> or longer!
03:09:14 <Kelevra> you won't lol
03:09:19 <KevlarUndies> hah yeah
03:09:49 <Kelevra> aww you're lucky for having a boy and girl, although my two girls are so different in so many ways
03:10:01 <KevlarUndies> what sports they into?
03:10:14 <Kelevra> if I had another I would like a boy but i think I'm blessed to have two happy healthy kids none the less
03:10:27 <Kelevra> oh they're too young for sports
03:10:34 <KevlarUndies> yeah man, blessed (or something) :P
03:10:48 <Kelevra> well some ppl can't have children
03:10:58 <KevlarUndies> women's cricket is getting huge... and so are the pay checks... keep that in mind :P
03:11:01 <Kelevra> and you see kids with cancer and defects
03:11:20 <Kelevra> I hate cricket but I'll let them do anything they want
03:11:20 <KevlarUndies> mmmm... yeah, true
03:11:28 <Kelevra> my mum hated I played soccer
03:11:29 <KevlarUndies> :P :P
03:12:59 <Kelevra> hell i hated it
03:13:13 <Kelevra> I was built like a surf board until I was 21
03:13:14 <Kelevra> lol
03:13:25 <Kelevra> flat chested and broad shouldered
03:13:40 Quit: ^Roshanda^ ([email protected]) Quit: Bite My Shiny Metal Arse!!!
03:13:42 <KevlarUndies> hagaaahaha
03:13:48 <KevlarUndies> lol@surf board
03:14:07 <KevlarUndies> ahhh, man... good times
03:14:15 <KevlarUndies> there are not enough drugs on this planet tho :\
03:17:14 <Kelevra> you know joanna griggs I think her name is
03:17:20 <Kelevra> the swimmer
03:17:27 <Kelevra> she's on better homes and gardens now
03:17:34 <Kelevra> I had her shoulders!
03:17:49 <Kelevra> no boobies just big ass shoulders
03:18:53 <KevlarUndies> so ah
03:18:57 <KevlarUndies> did that all change?
03:19:42 <Kelevra> yeah when I turned 21 my body filled out a bit more and I quit soccer
03:19:59 <Kelevra> now I don't work out so I look like a woman
03:20:15 <Kelevra> not a freaky built machine
03:21:19 <KevlarUndies> :)
03:21:43 <KevlarUndies> that's cool tho... didn't want to have to tell my missus i spent all night chatting to a titless surfboard
03:21:59 <Kelevra> LOL
03:22:25 <Kelevra> omg I almost choked laughing
03:23:22 <Kelevra> whats your plans for chrissy? big xmas or do you guys get take out?
03:25:05 <KevlarUndies> nah man
03:25:12 <KevlarUndies> we taking this christmas off
03:25:24 <KevlarUndies> missus is booked in the ER all day anyways
03:25:29 <KevlarUndies> giant cash tho!
03:25:42 <Kelevra> oh is she a nurse?
03:25:46 <KevlarUndies> haha no
03:26:34 <Kelevra> what do you mean ER?
03:27:04 <KevlarUndies> hospital; she does diagnostic shit
03:27:36 <Kelevra> ohh
03:27:42 <Kelevra> like blood work etc?
03:28:12 <KevlarUndies> naaaaah, imagaing
03:28:41 <KevlarUndies> anyways im pissed at her atm, so enough about that :/
03:29:32 <KevlarUndies> fuck me, man... these fucking Facebook ads... takin shit over
03:30:26 <KevlarUndies> brb - quick restart to check muh registry changes
03:30:27 <lx> That was a quick visit KevlarUndies...
03:31:07 <KevlarUndies> that took for fucking ever :/
03:31:07 Part: KevlarUndies ([email protected]) from #sydney
03:33:24 Join: KevlarUndies ([email protected]) to #sydney
03:33:28 <KevlarUndies> wb!
03:34:45 <Kelevra> wb niggah
03:35:16 * KevlarUndies throws up various gang signs, indicating both his residental address and general levels of badassery
03:36:08 <Kelevra> I wish I had a secret handshake but I'm too white for that
03:36:15 <Kelevra> WERD
03:36:17 <Kelevra> YO
03:36:24 <Kelevra> shizznit and stuff
03:37:34 <KevlarUndies> fuck yeah
03:37:41 <KevlarUndies> im so white i think water is spicey
03:38:31 <Kelevra> LOL
03:38:42 <Kelevra> I've never heard that one, i'm so stealing it
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03:39:08 <Kelevra> I'm so white even the moon gives me sunburn
03:39:30 <KevlarUndies> daaaayum, G
03:39:34 <KevlarUndies> that's white as fuck
03:39:57 <KevlarUndies> happy to trade the spicey water for lunar sunburn too!
03:40:04 <Kelevra> hahaha
03:40:13 <Kelevra> nah I wish I was that white
03:40:19 * Kelevra bleaches her skin
03:40:36 <KevlarUndies> jesus, calm down, Amanda Todd!
03:40:37 <KevlarUndies> :P
03:41:00 <Kelevra> whoooooooooooooose that?
03:42:13 <KevlarUndies> that teen chicky from the US...
03:42:15 <KevlarUndies> got nude
03:42:19 <KevlarUndies> wound up on the internet
03:42:23 <KevlarUndies> got lold at for it
03:42:28 <KevlarUndies> drank bleach
03:42:29 <KevlarUndies> died
03:43:06 <KevlarUndies> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_of_Amanda_Todd
03:44:11 <Kelevra> I've never heard of her
03:45:10 <KevlarUndies> i didn't see her nudes
03:45:16 <Kelevra> what a weakling
03:45:19 <KevlarUndies> ikr
03:45:27 <Kelevra> I hate to speak ill of the dead but seriously
03:45:42 <KevlarUndies> it's cool, dead people don't give a fuck :)
03:46:00 <Kelevra> wow I didn't even know youtube was around in 1996
03:46:50 <KevlarUndies> yeah, man... they kicked off in fuckin... 1648
03:46:56 <KevlarUndies> one of the oldset sites there is
03:46:57 <Kelevra> lol
03:47:14 <KevlarUndies> right up there with Bianca's Smut Shak
03:47:19 <KevlarUndies> fuck I loved that website
03:47:26 <Kelevra> mind you I didn't know mobile phones existed until I was about 15
03:47:33 <KevlarUndies> sweet, sweet porographic memories
03:47:49 <KevlarUndies> lololol
03:48:09 <KevlarUndies> i stopped using mobiles when the network switched to digital
03:48:44 <Kelevra> omg iphones would be your kryptonite
03:48:50 * Kelevra shivers
03:48:53 <Kelevra> I hate iphones
03:49:29 <KevlarUndies> yeah fuck that... Apple is shit
03:49:46 <KevlarUndies> they don't has an original bone in they body
03:49:56 <KevlarUndies> unless i stuck my little dick in their collective asses
03:50:43 <Kelevra> I don't like that apple cloud bs and how they have to make you make accounts for bs
03:51:15 <KevlarUndies> yeah it's fuckin retarded and a trap for noobs
03:51:27 <KevlarUndies> there is no fucking cloud... it's just someone else's computer :\
03:53:15 <Kelevra> hahaha no doubt
03:53:33 <Kelevra> I swear smart phones are the way to go
03:54:39 <KevlarUndies> yeah, nifty little devices... however I appreciate my anonymity and would prefer .gov.au stays out of my shit :)
03:55:55 <Kelevra> that's true
03:56:10 <Kelevra> that's why I'm off the grid to an extent
03:57:00 <KevlarUndies> hate the grid
03:57:13 <KevlarUndies> i like bacon sameeches tho and i swear to fuck
03:57:17 <KevlarUndies> ima has one soon
03:57:19 <KevlarUndies> SOON
03:57:23 <KevlarUndies> maybe two
03:57:27 <KevlarUndies> coz im gangsta
04:00:25 <KevlarUndies> not only a gangsta but im also a party rapper
04:00:29 <KevlarUndies> not many people know that
04:00:34 <KevlarUndies> *tilts hat*
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04:07:55 <Kelevra> dude did you put cheese on it?
04:08:06 <Kelevra> BAY CONE AND CHEESE
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04:15:31 <KevlarUndies> wait what
04:15:34 <KevlarUndies> cheese on which??
04:17:59 <KevlarUndies> anyways, brb... more shit
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04:22:22 <KevlarUndies> wb!
04:24:20 <Kelevra> wb niggah
04:24:30 * Kelevra does some sort of cool hand shake
04:25:11 * KevlarUndies reciprocates
04:25:53 <Kelevra> werd
04:26:00 <Kelevra> we're so cool
04:26:39 <Kelevra> I think I have a tv crush on this guy on the block on channel 94
04:28:52 <Kelevra> arghhhhhhhhhh he'd be shorter than me
04:29:23 <Kelevra> crush gone..
04:30:29 <Kelevra> KevlarUndies is it bad if a womans taller than their partner?
04:31:13 <KevlarUndies> nah
04:31:23 <KevlarUndies> i mean
04:31:31 <KevlarUndies> unless we talkin 2 feet or someshit lolz
04:31:49 <Kelevra> nah but if they're an arm resting point
04:32:05 <KevlarUndies> pop a coaster on his head :)
04:32:10 <Kelevra> LOL
04:32:17 <Kelevra> LMAO
04:32:21 <Kelevra> omg I love it
04:32:36 <Kelevra> 'hey darls I bought you a hat'
04:32:46 <Kelevra> has a coaster and an ashtray
04:32:52 <Kelevra> LOL
04:33:11 <KevlarUndies> hahahahahaha sick
04:33:22 <Kelevra> shuddup yu made me think of it
04:33:25 <Kelevra> you*
04:33:39 <KevlarUndies> i shouldn't laugh, im only 6'1ish
04:33:51 <KevlarUndies> i can get a little taller if i stretch my nuts down and stand on them
04:34:02 <Kelevra> I'm 5'7 and 6'2 in heels
04:34:06 <Kelevra> so I wear flats
04:34:18 <KevlarUndies> heels make you look hot as fuck tho?
04:34:34 <Kelevra> lmao don't stretch nuts please
04:35:07 <Kelevra> nah I rock around in socks, I don't really wear shoes, next weekend I'll have to though
04:35:21 <KevlarUndies> socks? cool
04:35:25 <KevlarUndies> whats on next weekend?
04:35:32 <Kelevra> my bdayyyyyyyyyyyy
04:35:42 <Kelevra> zee big 31
04:35:49 <KevlarUndies> OOOOOHSHIT, SONS! *wrestling music*
04:36:04 <KevlarUndies> nice, dude... hope everything goes well and you don't have to spew too much
04:36:18 <Kelevra> you made me think of the mortal kombat song for some reason
04:36:27 <Kelevra> oh I can't spew
04:36:33 <Kelevra> I don't drink spirits
04:36:43 <KevlarUndies> ah, fair enough
04:36:46 <KevlarUndies> what do you has?
04:36:55 <Kelevra> I'll stick to coopers sparkling ale
04:37:08 <Kelevra> what do you usually drink?
04:37:32 <KevlarUndies> whatever, you know? im just after the drugs :D
04:37:35 <KevlarUndies> BUT
04:37:41 <KevlarUndies> normally, beers
04:37:45 <Kelevra> I thought you were kidding tbh
04:37:54 <KevlarUndies> for like... fishing/cricket
04:38:07 <KevlarUndies> or red wine if im staying at home and want to hit a benzo :)
04:38:20 <Kelevra> I don't know what that is lol
04:38:50 <Kelevra> i'm not kiddng the last time I had drugs I had no kids
04:39:01 <KevlarUndies> ah, like... valium... xanax... you know... benzodiazepines
04:39:18 <KevlarUndies> yeah, women do that... the goods ones anyways lol
04:39:19 <Kelevra> ohhh I didn't know the word benzos
04:39:41 <Kelevra> I've had valium once or twice
04:39:50 <Kelevra> it wasn't doing anything forme
04:40:01 <Kelevra> I've done a lot of drugs in the past
04:40:02 <KevlarUndies> yeah it's pretty weak
04:40:24 <KevlarUndies> eg: 1mg xanax = 10mg valium
04:40:34 <KevlarUndies> what kind stuff were you into?
04:40:44 <KevlarUndies> Es? Uppers an shit?
04:40:52 <Kelevra> endone, oxys, valium, mushies, meth, speed, cocaine, mdma
04:41:01 <Kelevra> most don't agree with me
04:41:36 <Kelevra> oh I tried acid once
04:41:50 <Kelevra> it wasn't for me
04:41:54 <KevlarUndies> hahaha nice
04:42:08 <Kelevra> it's all shits and giggles but I'd rather a beer
04:42:15 <KevlarUndies> love acid... but ah, needs to be done proper
04:42:22 <KevlarUndies> and infrequently
04:42:28 <Kelevra> I got it from nimbin
04:42:37 <Kelevra> it was poor quality
04:42:48 <KevlarUndies> yeah, probably handled incorrectly
04:42:51 <Kelevra> mushies were interesting
04:42:57 <KevlarUndies> the compound is sensitive to light and o2
04:43:04 <Kelevra> you know charlie chaplin movies
04:43:05 <Kelevra> ?
04:43:19 <Kelevra> I was seeing black and white shutter affects
04:43:27 <KevlarUndies> aaaah, yes... im aware of them and who he was but never actually watched an entire film
04:43:34 <KevlarUndies> hahahaha nice
04:43:36 <Kelevra> it was pretty funny but at the time I was pooping on the loo
04:43:48 <Kelevra> so it was pretty interesting to say the least ll
04:43:50 <Kelevra> lol
04:43:52 <KevlarUndies> :D:D
04:43:56 <Kelevra> sorry for over sharing
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04:44:17 <KevlarUndies> ive never tried shrooms... the one real chance i had and i needed to be on a flight outtah LAX back to Sydney in a couple hours
04:44:27 <KevlarUndies> so, yeah, missed that one
04:44:43 <Kelevra> lmao imagine tripping on a plane
04:44:47 <Kelevra> that'd be fucked
04:44:49 <KevlarUndies> ergh, fuck that
04:44:51 <KevlarUndies> lol
04:45:01 <Kelevra> 'HEYYYY LADY WHERE'S MY SHIT'
04:45:05 <Kelevra> 'WHAT MATE'
04:45:09 <Kelevra> lmao
04:45:14 <KevlarUndies> lelelez
04:46:11 <Kelevra> okay now I have a new fear
04:46:25 <Kelevra> cause seriously that'd be scary
04:46:35 <KevlarUndies> indeed
04:46:44 <KevlarUndies> i refuse to fuck around with hallucinogens that way
04:46:49 <KevlarUndies> i like to be alone
04:46:53 <KevlarUndies> nice carpet
04:46:57 <KevlarUndies> cool textures
04:47:00 <KevlarUndies> shit like that
04:48:07 <Kelevra> I haven;t had drugs in years but I do remember dickhead friends
04:48:17 <Kelevra> 'hey man listen to this'
04:48:24 <Kelevra> and I'd be like 'wtf'
04:48:56 <Kelevra> make me listen to a bible basher or someone talking crazy
04:49:08 <Kelevra> 'nah listen, he's legit' BULLSHIT
04:49:43 <KevlarUndies> ergh
04:49:48 <KevlarUndies> fuck I hate religion :/
04:50:07 <Kelevra> I'm not baptised
04:50:17 <Kelevra> my friend thinks i'm going to hell
04:50:26 <Kelevra> I'm pretty content with that.
04:51:05 <Kelevra> Are you a churchy?
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04:53:32 <KevlarUndies> no
04:53:36 <KevlarUndies> no fucking way man
04:53:39 <KevlarUndies> and personally
04:53:44 <KevlarUndies> id rather go to hell
04:53:48 <Sarah_Silverman> are your kids baptised?
04:53:58 <Sarah_Silverman> dude hell will be warm
04:54:00 <KevlarUndies> i cant think of anything more fucking RETARDED!@#! than living with Christians for eternity
04:54:05 <Sarah_Silverman> embrace that shit.
04:54:10 <KevlarUndies> nah, no religion for my kids
04:54:44 <Sarah_Silverman> dw we'll always be warm after life.
04:55:00 <KevlarUndies> good company!
04:55:11 <Sarah_Silverman> I'm not good company
04:55:20 <Sarah_Silverman> I'm fairly shitous if you've not noticed
04:55:26 <KevlarUndies> meh, you got a vag - we'll work it out :P
04:55:35 <Sarah_Silverman> kk
04:55:57 <Sarah_Silverman> well we'll be in hell I'll get plowed by hitler then its your turn or something
04:56:53 <KevlarUndies> was thinkin of maybe plowing hitler while he plows you?
04:57:23 <Sarah_Silverman> that'd be my 1st 3sum
04:57:31 <KevlarUndies> wow, really?
04:57:35 <Sarah_Silverman> I'm in if hitler isn't such a moaning cow
04:57:36 <KevlarUndies> ok
04:57:52 <Sarah_Silverman> I bet he'd be so touchy
04:58:04 <Sarah_Silverman> imagine raping jesus
04:58:15 <KevlarUndies> he never really stuck me as much of a whinger...
04:58:19 <KevlarUndies> jesus loves the D
04:58:35 <Sarah_Silverman> dude his accent is whingy
04:59:26 <Sarah_Silverman> zieg hail or something
04:59:36 <Sarah_Silverman> it's all sooky
04:59:53 <Sarah_Silverman> you know who I think would be a gun in the sack
04:59:55 <Sarah_Silverman> obama
05:00:08 <Sarah_Silverman> that nigger has game
05:00:16 <Sarah_Silverman> look at michelle
05:00:38 <Sarah_Silverman> tell me they don't jiggy at LEAST once a week
05:01:15 <Sarah_Silverman> do you think trump puts it on melania?
05:03:42 <KevlarUndies> Oh yeah, old Barrack would go hard
05:03:49 <KevlarUndies> dunno about Trumpy tho...
05:04:04 <KevlarUndies> he probably got a range of younger/better options
05:04:42 <Sarah_Silverman> I know you'd possibly not respond
05:04:56 <Sarah_Silverman> but I'd do obama over trump anyday
05:05:25 <Sarah_Silverman> imagine trumps sex hair and his orgasm face
05:05:37 <Sarah_Silverman> it'd put you off eating for months
05:06:20 <Sarah_Silverman> Melania looks like something stupid these days aswell tbh
05:06:47 <Sarah_Silverman> she looks like an alien, no pun intended
05:07:14 <BlackDevil> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czax8_yVQAAwZph.jpg
05:07:57 <Sarah_Silverman> BlackDevil
05:08:01 <Sarah_Silverman> two words.
05:08:05 <Sarah_Silverman> FUCK
05:08:08 <Sarah_Silverman> OFF.
05:08:29 <BlackDevil> thanks
05:08:35 <Sarah_Silverman> :)
05:08:40 <BlackDevil> but no
05:08:48 <Sarah_Silverman> jon you're a worthless fucking wanker.
05:08:56 <Sarah_Silverman> kthnx.
05:09:02 <KevlarUndies> lolz@Trump's O-face
05:09:04 <KevlarUndies> hahahaha
05:09:07 <KevlarUndies> ergh
05:09:11 <KevlarUndies> things you make me think :/
05:09:17 <Sarah_Silverman> yeah can you imagine it
05:09:21 <BlackDevil> i should zline for that
05:09:29 <Sarah_Silverman> BlackDevil you can't
05:09:32 <Sarah_Silverman> :)
05:09:33 <BlackDevil> add it to my tally
05:09:35 <KevlarUndies> hahahahahaha
05:09:42 <BlackDevil> why not?
05:10:02 <Sarah_Silverman> well you could but do YOU want to deal with the outcome?
05:10:30 <Sarah_Silverman> do if it suits you.
05:10:52 <BlackDevil> what outcome?
05:11:15 <Sarah_Silverman> I'm not going to be baited by you, move along buddy.
05:11:15 <BlackDevil> another soundcloud?
05:11:47 <Sarah_Silverman> bitch please.
05:11:53 <Sarah_Silverman> jon move along.
05:11:58 <Sarah_Silverman> nothing to see here.
05:12:00 <BlackDevil> lol make me
05:12:23 <Sarah_Silverman> have your 'fun'
05:12:29 <BlackDevil> 'fun'
05:13:24 <Sarah_Silverman> you bored? america hasn't got faggots galore at this time so you've stopped by irc?
05:14:22 <Sarah_Silverman> jon, what's up?
05:14:40 <KevlarUndies> BlackDevil: you just gonna let her humiliate you like that??
05:14:41 <BlackDevil> nah, no work today
05:14:53 <BlackDevil> she is trying
05:15:02 <Sarah_Silverman> trying?
05:15:10 <Sarah_Silverman> to do what?
05:15:24 <KevlarUndies> k... well... ima go make them bacon sameeches... and play some Rampage Knights while my shit cooks
05:15:25 <BlackDevil> just being put on soundcloud is scary and I don't want to be on it
05:15:27 <KevlarUndies> bbiab
05:16:02 <Sarah_Silverman> BlackDevil go for your life.
05:16:47 <Sarah_Silverman> I don't use my iphone and soundcloud and apple in general is nothing to me.
05:17:04 <Sarah_Silverman> if you need a shoulder to cry on go to ChanOP please.
05:17:10 <BlackDevil> talking about class
05:17:34 <Sarah_Silverman> who was talking about class?
05:17:59 <BlackDevil> never said anything about apple or an iphone
05:19:14 <Sarah_Silverman> jon you should just go back to idoling
05:20:36 <BlackDevil> nah
05:20:59 <Sarah_Silverman> okay well blacky, start chatting like a normal person would..
05:23:29 <Sarah_Silverman> wow.. you would've thought I was asking for money or something.
05:23:39 <Sarah_Silverman> ty BlackDevil.
05:24:51 <BlackDevil> what?
05:25:33 <Sarah_Silverman> what?
05:26:55 <Sarah_Silverman> go on, zline me if you wish or even gline me, I'm not phased, you know we both don't see eye to eye.
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05:27:36 <Sarah_Silverman> I don't like you and you don't like me and i'm fine within those facts.
05:29:08 <BlackDevil> never said i didnt like you
05:29:28 <Sarah_Silverman> Well jon, I don't like you.
05:29:35 <BlackDevil> we all know that
05:29:44 <Sarah_Silverman> :)
05:32:53 <Sarah_Silverman> hows anthony finding oasis active?
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05:34:27 <Sarah_Silverman> he looks like he dates his weight these days
05:37:13 <Sarah_Silverman> see BlackDevil, you can't converse properly.
05:37:19 <Sarah_Silverman> I rest my case
05:41:31 <KevlarUndies> back, nickerows!
05:41:35 <KevlarUndies> bacon sameech check
05:41:40 <KevlarUndies> cats fed, check
05:41:47 <KevlarUndies> brush turkey fed, check
05:41:50 <Sarah_Silverman> omg bacon
05:41:52 <KevlarUndies> ima fucking domestic goddess!
05:42:02 <Sarah_Silverman> did you toast the bread nigger
05:42:14 <KevlarUndies> mmmhm! with a toaster!
05:42:25 <Sarah_Silverman> YUM
05:42:29 <KevlarUndies> normally i would grill toast roll but no rolls :(
05:42:30 <Sarah_Silverman> so jelous
05:42:39 <Sarah_Silverman> jealous*
05:43:00 <KevlarUndies> it's so bacony
05:43:05 <KevlarUndies> and cracker peppery
05:43:11 <KevlarUndies> cracked*
05:43:15 <KevlarUndies> lolz cracker
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05:45:32 <Sarah_Silverman> I want bacon
05:45:44 * KevlarUndies shares
05:45:47 <KevlarUndies> im nice like that
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05:46:19 <Sarah_Silverman> I have ham, it's almost baconsssssssssss
05:46:55 <KevlarUndies> very close!
05:46:58 <Sarah_Silverman> today is steak day!
05:47:10 <KevlarUndies> has with egg and cracked peper and a smidge of seasalt, no-one will know!
05:47:17 <KevlarUndies> mmmm... i could fuck up a steak right now
05:47:22 <Sarah_Silverman> olive oil and italian herbs smothered with steak
05:47:24 <KevlarUndies> you cook your own or head out in the wilds?
05:47:37 <Sarah_Silverman> omg I'm so glad you're not vegan
05:47:41 <Sarah_Silverman> I'd kill you
05:47:48 <KevlarUndies> and eat me, I hope
05:47:54 <Sarah_Silverman> MEAT IS MY SHIZZNIT
05:48:09 <Sarah_Silverman> yeah you know that movie
05:48:13 <Sarah_Silverman> alive or something
05:48:20 <Sarah_Silverman> where they eat eachother
05:48:31 <KevlarUndies> haven't seen
05:48:34 <Sarah_Silverman> I'd totally be capable of that
05:48:35 <KevlarUndies> that said
05:48:40 <KevlarUndies> im not too sharp on the films
05:48:49 <KevlarUndies> just getting around to watching the hostel films now
05:49:00 <Sarah_Silverman> I'd eat a human if it came down to it
05:49:15 <Sarah_Silverman> I couldn't live on grass clippings
05:53:30 <KevlarUndies> wonder how i'd cook human?
05:53:38 <KevlarUndies> guess it depends which part
05:53:58 <Sarah_Silverman> don't say you'd eat willies
05:53:58 <KevlarUndies> like... you'd do the cock and tongue different to the ass and face
05:54:04 <KevlarUndies> :|
05:55:07 <Sarah_Silverman> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
05:55:14 <Sarah_Silverman> omg you're so gross
05:55:26 * Sarah_Silverman flushes KevlarUndies face in a loo
05:56:20 * KevlarUndies concels his boner
05:56:37 <KevlarUndies> *conceal... fucking stupid gay keyboard
06:02:42 <Sarah_Silverman> so who are you?
06:03:40 <Sarah_Silverman> you talk like a troll but make sense like skirmish
06:08:03 <Sarah_Silverman> Joel
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06:11:45 <KevlarUndies> sorry back
06:11:54 <KevlarUndies> organising early morning drugs deals :)
06:12:12 <KevlarUndies> which i now has to go an get...
06:13:45 <Sarah_Silverman> joel alexander thompson you don't have two kids
06:17:12 <Sarah_Silverman> KevlarUndies why do you do drugs?
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07:02:23 <KevlarUndies> Sarah_Silverman: good question
07:02:41 <KevlarUndies> I put it down to several years in a warm state boarding school :)
07:02:50 <KevlarUndies> so does my psych :\
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07:40:45 <Glenn> Good morning all! :)
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07:53:12 <KevlarUndies> hi there Glenn
08:01:59 <KevlarUndies> i said, hi there Glenn
08:02:15 * KevlarUndies begins to roll up his sleeves
08:02:42 <KevlarUndies> we gonna have some Br'er Rabbit shit go down here in a minute :/
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08:32:47 <KevlarUndies> chookmagnet: ever fallen in love with some strange man from IRC?
08:33:01 <KevlarUndies> /would you like to?
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08:39:55 <KevlarUndies> bitch im a party rapper
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11:52:49 <Kezzie> Hi rosh
11:52:59 <Kezzie> Hi Skirmish
11:53:08 <^Roshanda^> hey Kezzie
11:53:19 <^Roshanda^> hows it going
11:53:40 <Kezzie> I didnt know trump got voice here
11:53:45 <^Roshanda^> me either
11:54:26 <Kezzie> I cant get access in hospital
11:54:57 <^Roshanda^> ;/
11:55:35 <Kezzie> I fasting got to go for a gastroscope
11:56:10 <Kezzie> chookmagnet: u here
11:57:09 <^Roshanda^> fingers crossed all ok
11:59:02 <Kezzie> Ty
11:59:34 <Kezzie> Hoping infection is gone and I get home sunday
11:59:42 <^Roshanda^> yeh
12:00:12 <Kezzie> Been here 7 days now
12:00:22 <Kezzie> So bored
12:03:33 <Skirmish> Hi
12:06:33 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vvv zaim Skirmish Kezzie
12:06:41 <Exo> good arvo y'all
12:07:08 <Kezzie> Hi Exo
12:07:25 <Kezzie> Ta Exo
12:07:46 <Sarah_Silverman> hi Exo
12:07:50 <Sarah_Silverman> hi all
12:07:59 <Exo> hello keznitz Sara_Silverman
12:08:09 Mode: (by Exo) +v Sarah_Silverman
12:08:22 <Kezzie> Hi Sarah_Silverman
12:08:44 Nick: Sarah_Silverman is now known as Kelevra
12:09:44 <Kezzie> Exo: I fasting now want to join me
12:10:12 <Exo> why are u fasting nitzy
12:11:03 <Kezzie> Gastroscope
12:11:18 <Exo> ah fair enough
12:11:38 <Kezzie> They checking for cancer in stomach
12:12:09 <Exo> hope everythings alright
12:12:13 <Kezzie> I am so bored in hospital
12:12:16 <Kezzie> Ty
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12:16:57 <chookmagnet> yes Kezzie
12:26:06 <Kelevra> hey chooky
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12:29:08 <chookmagnet> Kelevra
12:29:55 <Exo> chooks
12:31:31 <Kelevra> hows your day treating you?
12:33:01 <Exo> oz lotto 10mil tonight
12:33:39 <Kelevra> if you win can you gimme a grand?
12:34:00 <Exo> ill give u 10 grand
12:34:46 * ^Roshanda^ runs up behind Exo and thongs their head hard.... i'm Jazza Mate.. hahahahahehehe
12:34:56 <^Roshanda^> now i got that out of my system
12:34:57 <^Roshanda^> lol
12:37:33 <Exo> Jazzza the hut
12:42:24 <^Roshanda^> ;p
12:43:14 <Exo> bozojazza
12:52:18 <Skirmish> ROFL Exo
12:52:24 <^Roshanda^> ;p
12:54:08 <Kelevra> Exo Ar you next ex bf I'll ever have?
12:54:14 <Kelevra> 10k is nice
12:54:21 <Kelevra> very attractive.
12:58:42 <Bonny> nah 500,000 is better can buy a property mortgage free
13:00:33 <Kelevra> 10k would be me paying my debt and having a nice holiday
13:00:38 * Kelevra dreams
13:02:21 <o_> lotto is a scam
13:02:46 <o_> you know the reason why there's a box to tick for anonymity?
13:03:03 <o_> so they can hide the fact that nobody actually wins
13:03:31 <o_> they sell all that hope, week after week, and keep most of the money
13:08:23 <Kelevra> lol you seem a bit jaded buddy
13:11:09 <Skirmish> A lady my wife works with won 10 number Keno last week the slut. That was $10 million.
13:12:10 <chookmagnet> most at 1 time 1,484
13:12:25 <chookmagnet> 395
13:12:27 <Skirmish> She took everyone out for dinner. Was nice of her.
13:12:30 <chookmagnet> 250
13:12:33 <chookmagnet> 148
13:13:03 <chookmagnet> lots of small prizes
13:15:21 <Kelevra> dude why didn't she give you a grand
13:15:27 <Kelevra> fuck her dinner bs
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13:19:05 <Glenn> Hi SkyFire! :)
13:19:10 <SkyFire> hi
13:20:35 <Kelevra> hey SkyFire, hey Glenn
13:20:48 <SkyFire> *hugs* Kelevra
13:21:21 <SkyFire> 32 C here right now
13:21:32 <Kelevra> it's supposed to be 34 here today
13:21:51 <SkyFire> forecast top is 33 here
13:22:25 <Kelevra> where are you?
13:22:32 <SkyFire> Canberra
13:22:35 <Kelevra> I always get you confused with sunbeam
13:22:40 <SkyFire> aww
13:22:54 <SkyFire> At least it is +33 and not -33
13:27:08 <Kelevra> I've never been to canberra
13:27:15 <Kelevra> I imagine it's nice though
13:27:51 <SkyFire> it is very nice here
13:28:16 <Kelevra> have you visited where our priminister resides?
13:28:51 <SkyFire> https://www.instagram.com/p/BNPPoFRDz3E/ << one of my photos of Canberra
13:29:02 <SkyFire> umm isn't he in Canberra
13:29:32 <Kelevra> I thought that place kirrabilly or whatever was in canberra?
13:29:32 <SkyFire> or has he knicked off somewhere else now that parliament has finished for the year
13:29:36 <SkyFire> no
13:29:41 <SkyFire> bloody Sydney
13:29:50 <Kelevra> my bad, that's how much I care
13:30:12 <SkyFire> bloody government should sit for the entire year !
13:30:28 <SkyFire> not just two bloody weeks, then nick off back home
13:30:38 <Kelevra> how shit is it, we have a retard in charge and now so does america
13:30:47 <Kelevra> pine gap should be bombed
13:31:52 <SkyFire> nah don't bomb it yet - do a surprise raid on the place and grab all the secret stuff, then tear it apart
13:32:32 <SkyFire> after that get the port of Darwin back from the chinese
13:32:35 <Kelevra> what do you reckon is there?
13:32:41 <Kelevra> fuck I'd love to know
13:32:46 <SkyFire> me too
13:33:59 <Kelevra> who was our old priminster who went missing after he asked to go have a looksie
13:34:09 <SkyFire> Chifley
13:34:13 <SkyFire> I think
13:34:25 <Kelevra> nah
13:34:36 <SkyFire> not too much there = looking at it on google earth
13:34:39 <Kelevra> golf wit or something
13:34:53 <SkyFire> goth whitlam
13:34:56 <Kelevra> yeah cause they've put a block on anyone looking into it
13:35:02 <Kelevra> yeah him
13:35:10 <Kelevra> 'missing'
13:35:15 <Kelevra> body never found
13:35:15 <SkyFire> I can see some buildings and roads
13:35:23 <SkyFire> that was Chifley
13:35:32 <Kelevra> no it wasn't, was it?
13:35:51 <SkyFire> Harold Holt
13:36:01 <SkyFire> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Holt
13:36:11 <Kelevra> yeah
13:36:18 <Kelevra> what a gun though
13:37:25 <SkyFire> what a surprise - no street view of pine gap
13:37:38 <Kelevra> see
13:37:51 <Kelevra> cause those american fuckers are doing something there
13:39:12 <SkyFire> wow the intersection of the access road has street view and there is no signs
13:52:01 Topic Is: Tis the season of love, kindness, mojitos and understanding
13:52:01 Set By: (Cath^) on: Sat Dec 10 11:17:04 2016
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