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02:07:00 <Chris> Get a job
02:10:00 <milk> jobs are for people with no morals
02:10:00 <milk> I do the Lords work
02:10:00 <Chris> Ya
02:11:00 <Chris> dsp?
02:11:00 <milk> insane in da membrane
02:12:00 <Chris> i want a job hunting wabbits after midnight
02:14:00 <milk> http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/ODE1WDgyMA==/z/ESwAAOxyY9VRP9LE/$T2eC16N,!ykE9s7tvVYDBRP9LEBTyw~~60_35.JPG
02:16:00 <milk> http://tokyofashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/TK-2013-05-18-009-001-Harajuku-600x900.jpg
07:52:00 <BANE> fuckoff tisk
07:52:00 <BANE> you faggot
07:53:00 <tisk> shutup junkie
07:53:00 <Sara-Serina> do u need to shit stir joel....
07:54:00 <tisk> fuck off i didnt do shit
07:54:00 <dimaa> monday swag
07:54:00 <Sara-Serina> morning glenn
07:54:00 <dimaa> coffee swag
07:55:00 <Sara-Serina> another day another start to the week
07:55:00 <dimaa> ive got a good feeling about this week
07:55:00 <dimaa> last week blew donkey dick
07:55:00 <BANE> Sara-Serina
07:56:00 <BANE> hello jackie!
07:56:00 <Sara-Serina> yes hi
07:56:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Morning Glenn :)
07:56:00 <BANE> still rainin round ur way
07:56:00 <BANE> ?
07:56:00 <Sara-Serina> no
07:56:00 <Sara-Serina> thank god
07:56:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Should cone BANE he keeps asking about my panties
07:56:00 <BANE> bullshit
07:56:00 <Sara-Serina> gotta replace 2 tyres today
07:57:00 <BANE> what happened
07:57:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol BANE
07:57:00 <Sara-Serina> oh just need replacing
07:57:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Good burnout Sara-Serina?
07:57:00 <Sara-Serina> nah
07:57:00 <Sara-Serina> just bald and need replacing
07:57:00 <ashleighxtrinity> From too many skids i reckon
07:57:00 <Sara-Serina> we try to do it every 4-5 months
07:57:00 <ashleighxtrinity> What 4-5 months?
07:58:00 <ashleighxtrinity> How many k's do you do?
07:58:00 <BANE> hahahh
07:58:00 <BANE> skids
07:58:00 <BANE> u wanna rub me nose in some skids
07:58:00 <BANE> lololol
07:58:00 <Sara-Serina> in a good week depends on whether he has the car or me
07:58:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol Glenn im just giving BANE a hard time
07:58:00 <BANE> haahah
07:58:00 <Sara-Serina> its usually 10 to 15
07:58:00 <BANE> hard time
07:58:00 <Sara-Serina> ks
07:58:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ;)
07:59:00 <Sara-Serina> but the last month or so between funerals and going up north to dads
07:59:00 <Sara-Serina> we did around 50-100
07:59:00 <BANE> i dont get weed for another 3 n half hours....
07:59:00 <BANE> gimme some ur ashers
08:00:00 <BANE> ak?
08:00:00 <BANE> lololo
08:00:00 <BANE> big gun
08:00:00 <BANE> just like me
08:00:00 <ashleighxtrinity> You're more like a bb gun by comparison
08:01:00 <BANE> bullshit
08:01:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Na
08:01:00 <BANE> in comparison i am a nuclear bomb
08:01:00 <Sara-Serina> bigballs gun
08:01:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Skin pistol
08:01:00 <BANE> lolz
08:01:00 <BANE> ashers
08:02:00 <BANE> wherez exh0
08:02:00 <Kezzie> hi Sara-Serina
08:02:00 <Kezzie> hi ashleighxtrinity
08:02:00 <Kezzie> hi BANE
08:02:00 <BANE> kezzler
08:02:00 <Sara-Serina> heya Kezzie how are you
08:02:00 <Kezzie> hugs Glenn
08:02:00 <Kezzie> in a shit mood
08:02:00 <Sara-Serina> heres oen for you ash
08:03:00 <Sara-Serina> one
08:03:00 <BANE> lololol
08:03:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol
08:04:00 <Sara-Serina> ta ta
08:04:00 <BANE> ewwwwwwwwwwww
08:05:00 <BANE> fuk i need some weeeeed
08:05:00 <ashleighxtrinity> You don't
08:05:00 <Sara-Serina> naw u just need a wank
08:05:00 <BANE> and u want to watch
08:05:00 <BANE> LOLOOL
08:05:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Needs a gf
08:05:00 <BANE> shudup
08:05:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Tfw no gf :C
08:05:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Eh BANE
08:06:00 <BANE> :c
08:06:00 <tisk> fucken scum
08:06:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Aha tiskyyyy
08:06:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Tissssssssk
08:06:00 <BANE> lolllllllll
08:06:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Im a sssssssnake tissssssssk
08:06:00 <Kezzie> tisk
08:06:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Do you want to ssssssssseckssssssss me tissssssssssk?
08:06:00 <tisk> no
08:07:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Touch my ssssssscalessssss.
08:07:00 <BANE> yes he does
08:07:00 <tisk> u dont deserve it
08:07:00 <tisk> noone does
08:07:00 <tisk> fucken scum
08:07:00 <ashleighxtrinity> That'sssss not nicccccccce tissssssk.
08:07:00 <tisk> well who of u are nice to me ever
08:07:00 <tisk> none of u
08:07:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Sssssstop being an assssssssSSSSS.
08:07:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Im always nice to you til you go all abusey
08:08:00 <tisk> bullshit
08:08:00 <Kezzie> tisk behave
08:08:00 <tisk> the person i love knows this
08:08:00 <tisk> and does my head in every fucken day
08:08:00 <Kezzie> told call ashleighxtrinity that
08:08:00 <BANE> lololol
08:08:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Can't help that expect me to fuck you as part of being nice
08:08:00 <ashleighxtrinity> That you*
08:08:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
08:08:00 <Kezzie> lol
08:08:00 <tisk> i dont want fuck ne1
08:09:00 <BANE> tisk is a virgn
08:09:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Liesssssss
08:09:00 <tisk> noone deserves it
08:09:00 <Sara-Serina> thats ok we dont want to fuck ya either
08:09:00 <Sara-Serina> mmm coffee
08:09:00 <tisk> who would want fuck u Sara-Serina
08:09:00 <tisk> some one fucken despo
08:09:00 <tisk> shut the fuck up
08:09:00 <Sara-Serina> well the guy im living with does
08:09:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Like tisssssssk
08:09:00 <Kezzie> looked to me like u was calling ashleighxtrinity fucken scum tisk
08:09:00 <Sara-Serina> hes called a boyfriend...
08:10:00 <BANE> yup he was
08:10:00 <BANE> just ban him
08:10:00 <tisk> every one is scum till sarah comes back
08:10:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Cone 'im!
08:10:00 <Sara-Serina> oh leave him alone his hand just rejected his penis
08:10:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Who tf is sarah
08:10:00 <Kezzie> tisk first warning bloodu behave !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08:11:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Eeeewww a macintosh
08:11:00 <tisk> bann bane for calling me faggot
08:11:00 <tisk> then its over
08:11:00 <BANE> ???
08:11:00 <tisk> i dont like junkies bane
08:11:00 <tisk> go shot ice
08:11:00 <tisk> u fucken junkie
08:11:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lolll tissssssssssk
08:11:00 <BANE> lolz commodore 65
08:11:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hi Exo
08:12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> 64*
08:12:00 <BANE> shhh
08:12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Shhh*
08:12:00 <Exo> Morning ashleighxtrinity
08:12:00 <Exo> morning tiskbane
08:12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hahahaha
08:12:00 <BANE> lol
08:12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> They got married
08:12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> They are one and the same
08:12:00 <BANE> bullshit
08:12:00 <Sara-Serina> hahha
08:12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> They're inside each other now
08:13:00 <BANE> ewww
08:13:00 <Kezzie> morning Exo
08:13:00 <BANE> lolz\
08:13:00 <Exo> Morning kez ;))
08:14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Do you like your eggs lightly fried, very fried or tisk fried?
08:14:00 <Exo> Tisk and bane are bumjacked lovers as opposed to starcrossed lovers
08:14:00 <Sara-Serina> hahaha
08:14:00 <Kezzie> i feel like crap and have to go to icon for saline magnesium today i sick of having to do this
08:14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hahahahaaha
08:15:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Here take it
08:15:00 <Exo> Morning glenn
08:15:00 <Kezzie> awwww ta Exo
08:15:00 <BANE> just cracked a beer
08:15:00 <Kezzie> hugs back Exo'
08:16:00 <BANE> ??
08:16:00 <Kezzie> Jules will drive me wish i was able to drive again
08:16:00 <BANE> whos jules
08:17:00 <BANE> im going to bumjack ashers
08:17:00 <BANE> aaaaaaahaahha
08:17:00 <Kezzie> my daughter BANE she in nick list
08:17:00 <BANE> okies
08:17:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Rude
08:18:00 <BANE> me?
08:18:00 <Kezzie> yes u BANE
08:19:00 <BANE> y
08:20:00 <BANE> http://i62.tinypic.com/o0xauc.jpg
08:20:00 <BANE> me
08:20:00 <dimaa> Exo: it would have turned into carbon
08:20:00 <dimaa> completly
08:20:00 <Kezzie> Exo Jules wakes u nice eggs she tosses them in the air at you lol
08:21:00 <BANE> exo likes to bumjack
08:22:00 <Kezzie> is that all you can type BANE bumjacks ?
08:22:00 <BANE> lolz
08:22:00 <BANE> nup
08:22:00 <dimaa> i woul go for some eggs and bacon right about now
08:22:00 <dimaa> sounds nice
08:23:00 <Exo> LOL
08:23:00 <Exo> Tisk fried eggs and bacon
08:23:00 <tisk> fucken pedo upstairs
08:23:00 <tisk> playing recorder
08:24:00 <Exo> Morning heaven
08:24:00 <tisk> he thinks its touch and feel
08:24:00 <tisk> no touch and heal
08:24:00 <tisk> not
08:24:00 <Exo> why don't u blast some tiesto
08:24:00 <heaven> morning =)
08:24:00 <tisk> i made a song saying play fucken recorder i cut your balls off
08:24:00 <Kezzie> morning heaven
08:25:00 <heaven> hey hey Kezzie
08:25:00 <BANE> kezzie did u look at the link -_-
08:25:00 <Exo> Slap him with the rick James one
08:25:00 <Kezzie> nope and stop the dam slaps BANE
08:26:00 <BANE> hahahhaha
08:26:00 <Exo> LOL
08:26:00 <Exo> That's the one
08:26:00 <Exo> Hey whys your selfie so blurry
08:26:00 <BANE> do u know who rick james is
08:26:00 <Exo> Rick James is mr T
08:26:00 <BANE> lol no
08:27:00 <BANE> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJB0BkJlbbw
08:27:00 <BANE> aaaaaahahahaha
08:27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: True Hollywood Stories - Rick James Part 1 | Chappelle's Show (Apr 21, 2015) Time: 5:07 - Category: Comedy - 1,341,612 views - 6,193 likes (98.5%), 96 dislikes (1.5%)
08:27:00 <Exo> rick James the guy who played darth vader
08:27:00 <BANE> cocaines a hell of a drug
08:27:00 <Exo> Stop taking drugs tiskbane
08:28:00 <BANE> lolz
08:29:00 <BANE> :-/
08:29:00 <BANE> \-:
08:29:00 <BANE> /-:
08:29:00 <BANE> :/
08:29:00 <Kezzie> not much Sara-Serina BANE still at it
08:29:00 <dimaa> \/
08:29:00 <Sara-Serina> he never stops
08:29:00 <Kezzie> nope
08:29:00 <BANE> ??
08:29:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh thats why hes banned next door lol
08:30:00 <Sara-Serina> cat came asking for food
08:30:00 <Sara-Serina> shes normally fed at 6 am but i didnt see her this morn
08:30:00 <BANE> kool
08:32:00 <Exo> Maybe eating elsewhere
08:32:00 <Sara-Serina> nah
08:32:00 <Sara-Serina> was asleep in the spare room
08:32:00 <Sara-Serina> which has warm spots atm coz of boxes
08:33:00 <Sara-Serina> she normally harasses pat for food but not this morn
08:33:00 <Sara-Serina> orange monster waits til lunch
08:33:00 <Exo> :(
08:33:00 <Sara-Serina> shes like me
08:33:00 <Sara-Serina> never hungry first thing
08:35:00 <Exo> Ya
08:35:00 <Sara-Serina> im trying to change that lol
08:35:00 <Sara-Serina> eat breakfast
08:35:00 <Kezzie> bebbeter get dressed off to icon for fluids and magnesuim now i just sick of it all bbl
08:35:00 <Sara-Serina> :(
08:35:00 <Sara-Serina> try and have a good day Kez
08:36:00 <Exo> Cya kez come back soon
08:39:00 <Exo> Oh dreaded Mondays
08:39:00 <Exo> Haven't showered in 2 days
08:39:00 <Exo> Feel dirty n greasy like tiskbane
08:40:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
08:43:00 <Exo> Howdy guest39 aka andy
08:43:00 <Andy> yoyo
08:51:00 <tisk> where is someone i can actaully have conversation with
08:52:00 <tisk> ???
08:52:00 <tisk> is that to much to ask on chat
08:52:00 <Andy> you're 15 years too late
08:52:00 <tisk> yeah
08:52:00 <tisk> i quit back then cause melbourne channel was stolen off me
08:53:00 <Andy> devastating
08:53:00 <tisk> now im banned from channel i created
08:53:00 <Andy> the injustice of it
08:53:00 <BANE> lol
08:53:00 <Andy> who took it tisk ? Some nasty IRCop ?
08:54:00 <Sara-Serina> here rub it in your mouth
08:54:00 <Sara-Serina> taste your own jizz
08:55:00 <Sara-Serina> come on food hurry up and cook i gotta go to the wreckers soon
08:56:00 <tisk> i gave u food my jizz
08:56:00 <tisk> be happy
08:56:00 <Sara-Serina> no way
08:56:00 <Sara-Serina> i dont eat jizz
08:56:00 <Sara-Serina> u do
08:56:00 <tisk> bullshit
08:56:00 <Sara-Serina> yuck
08:56:00 <Sara-Serina> i hate the taste of sperm
08:57:00 <tisk> i wont even bother
08:57:00 <Sara-Serina> do you get off on all women with the name sarah...
08:57:00 <tisk> no
08:57:00 <tisk> do u get off eating enough for 4 ppl
08:57:00 <tisk> ?
08:57:00 <Sara-Serina> i dont
08:57:00 <tisk> bullshit
08:58:00 <Sara-Serina> its called a lapband
08:58:00 <tisk> lols
08:58:00 <Sara-Serina> it only lets in a certain amount
08:58:00 <tisk> fucken not will power
08:58:00 <tisk> no
08:58:00 <Sara-Serina> i cant eat like enough for 4 people
08:58:00 <tisk> shit cunt
08:58:00 <tisk> no will power
08:58:00 <Sara-Serina> and 2 ive actually lost weight
08:58:00 <tisk> dont talk to me
08:58:00 <Sara-Serina> so i can control what i eat
08:58:00 <Sara-Serina> ok retard
08:58:00 <tisk> u had you stomach made smaller
08:59:00 <tisk> u didnt do shit
08:59:00 <Sara-Serina> years ago
08:59:00 <tisk> no will power
08:59:00 <Sara-Serina> but now i actually do have the control
08:59:00 <tisk> u shit cunt
08:59:00 <tisk> dont talk to me
08:59:00 <Sara-Serina> liek u and drugs
08:59:00 <Sara-Serina> i got one so what
09:00:00 <heaven> cyberbullying at it's best.
09:01:00 <Sara-Serina> its ok he has nothing going for him so he uses the fat line
09:01:00 <Sara-Serina> ill be back soon
09:06:00 <dimaa> 3>cyberbullying - aka kids taking the internet waaaay too seriously
09:08:00 <tisk> nothing going for me lolz
09:08:00 <tisk> i own a place
09:08:00 <milk> tension in the air, everywhere I look around
09:08:00 <tisk> hi milk
09:08:00 <milk> hey tisk
09:09:00 <milk> tisk hows going dry treating ya?
09:09:00 <tisk> slowly
09:09:00 <tisk> got pills make me sleep but
09:10:00 <milk> where are the jobs?
09:10:00 <tisk> what
09:10:00 <tisk> i get centrelink no matter what
09:11:00 <milk> seriously it might be nice to think cracking the whip to get everyone on the treadmill might be the best thing...
09:11:00 <milk> however reality kicks in about the point you realise a centrelink officer is a bureaucrat who sucks up to the minister
09:12:00 <milk> anyway
09:12:00 <milk> Mr Morrison is Treasurer now
09:13:00 <milk> he can jihad the budget
09:14:00 <Andy> Work is there for people willing to find it
09:14:00 <tisk> i dont think there is ne law with centrelink says u cant smoke weed
09:14:00 <tisk> fuck cut me off u better cut off every fucken ice head herion addict etc
09:15:00 <Andy> No, i think its adequately covered under the relevant crimes acts and criminal codes.
09:15:00 <milk> they are just being officious tisk
09:15:00 <dimaa> tisk: just smoke weed. it really is simple
09:15:00 <dimaa> weed will help you sleep too
09:15:00 <tisk> nah
09:15:00 <tisk> weed makes me dumb as BANE
09:15:00 <tisk> no point in it
09:16:00 <dimaa> and the other drugs dont?
09:16:00 <tisk> i dont do other drugs
09:16:00 <dimaa> is tisk =/= sik
09:16:00 <dimaa> did i ask that already?
09:16:00 <dimaa> i think i did
09:16:00 <tisk> yes
09:17:00 <dimaa> so tisk != sik is False
09:17:00 <tisk> no
09:17:00 <milk> more drugs is worse than less drugs is worse than no drugs
09:18:00 <dimaa> the chain milk
09:18:00 <dimaa> lol
09:18:00 <tisk> if i do drugs i have to see druggos
09:18:00 <tisk> no point
09:18:00 <milk> stress defeats the point of recreational drugs
09:20:00 <JetstreamSam> PiSsSsSsSsSs
09:21:00 <dimaa> more pissing?
09:21:00 <dimaa> lol
09:21:00 <milk> you need some vent
09:21:00 <JetstreamSam> tisk = sik = PiSsSSsSs
09:21:00 <milk> tobacco is a good one
09:21:00 <dimaa> no its not milk
09:21:00 <milk> better than smack
09:22:00 <dimaa> welll....yes
09:22:00 <dimaa> which is why i keep saying...just smoke weed
09:22:00 <JetstreamSam> Tobacco does nothing for you unless you have the nicotine addiction
09:22:00 <milk> alcohol knocks the shit out of you
09:24:00 <milk> I get opiates in my depot injections
09:24:00 <milk> without some your bowels bloat up
09:24:00 <milk> I think its related to humans evolving from chimps
09:25:00 <milk> you know, out on the plains where we grew feet there was this flower
09:25:00 <milk> ...
09:26:00 <milk> seriously, if I go for a month without an injection my gut is overhang, then I take a couple of painkillers and I have a huge shit
09:27:00 <Sara-Serina> away [r: afk]
09:29:00 <milk> its modern life too, everyone spends so much time indoors and sitting down...
09:30:00 <BANE> rollng smoke
09:30:00 <JetstreamSam> BANE
09:30:00 <BANE> yo
09:31:00 <JetstreamSam> tisk has been misbehaving
09:31:00 <JetstreamSam> time to educate him
09:31:00 <milk> why not the water spray bottle
09:31:00 <milk> ?
09:32:00 <JetstreamSam> take this you druggy fgt
09:32:00 <BANE> lollolololololollllllllllll
09:33:00 <JetstreamSam> beat the shit out of this fgt
09:33:00 <JetstreamSam> we gonna be beating him for a while
09:33:00 <JetstreamSam> but we will get there
09:33:00 <BANE> lollolololololollllllllllll
09:39:00 <Exo> bad druggie
09:40:00 <JetstreamSam> fgt
09:41:00 <BANE> loooooool
09:44:00 <ashleighxtrinity> JetBANEtisk
09:44:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Love triangle
09:44:00 <BANE> ashleighxtrinity
09:45:00 <BANE> can i park my jet, in your airport
09:45:00 <BANE> aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha
09:45:00 <JetstreamSam> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
09:45:00 <BANE> lolololol
09:45:00 <JetstreamSam> Sounds like ashleighxtrinity needs a little of the old, rolled up newspaper treatment
09:46:00 <JetstreamSam> rightio bitch
09:46:00 <JetstreamSam> bend over
09:46:00 <JetstreamSam> I'm gonna hit a home run with you
09:46:00 <BANE> lolol
09:47:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Aw and i was about to bend over
09:47:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Oh well
09:47:00 <Exo> BANE only likes mens butts
09:48:00 <BANE> ?
09:50:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
09:50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)" (Feb 14, 2007) Time: 3:49 - Category: Music - 59,197,158 views - 167,057 likes (67.9%), 78,972 dislikes (32.1%)
09:52:00 <Exo> buttters
10:17:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Nah
10:26:00 <BANE> ??
10:36:00 <BANE> waitin to get weed
10:36:00 <BANE> one more hour...
10:36:00 <BANE> :/
10:45:00 <tisk> i got 4 hours if i wanta smoke
10:45:00 <tisk> lols
10:59:00 <Exo> Coffee
10:59:00 <Exo> Lols
11:01:00 <Exo> yo blitz
11:01:00 <Exo> where ya been m8
11:01:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sup Exo?
11:02:00 <Blitzkrieg> Been busy being a father mate
11:02:00 <Exo> Ah real life stuffs
11:02:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yuh
11:02:00 <Exo> Tisks was looking for u for some smokes
11:03:00 <Blitzkrieg> PiSsSsSsSsSs
11:03:00 <Blitzkrieg> Can I choke him with them?
11:04:00 <Sara-Serina> back [r: afk] [1h36m22s]
11:04:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo Sara
11:04:00 <Sara-Serina> hurro
11:04:00 <Exo> Wb
11:04:00 <Sara-Serina> all good with the tyres
11:04:00 <Sara-Serina> the driver side was the one making the car shake
11:04:00 <Sara-Serina> cost me 66 dollars for 2
11:05:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cheap
11:05:00 <Sara-Serina> ya
11:05:00 <Sara-Serina> wreckers
11:05:00 <Sara-Serina> what can i say
11:05:00 <Blitzkrieg> Just a balance?
11:05:00 <Sara-Serina> they rule
11:05:00 <Sara-Serina> nah
11:05:00 <Sara-Serina> had to replace the two
11:05:00 <Sara-Serina> the driver side front was so bad he punctured it
11:05:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ah right
11:06:00 <Sara-Serina> we usually replace them every 3-4 months
11:06:00 <Sara-Serina> so im not sure how it lasted the extra 2 lol
11:07:00 <Exo> Lol
11:07:00 <Exo> Drifting
11:07:00 <Sara-Serina> lol it rained most of the weekend
11:07:00 <Sara-Serina> so im dunno how i didnt
11:12:00 <Blitzkrieg> Driftin m8
11:12:00 <Blitzkrieg> What car
11:12:00 <Exo> Rx8
11:12:00 <Sara-Serina> whose?
11:12:00 <Exo> Yours
11:12:00 <Sara-Serina> nope
11:13:00 <Sara-Serina> old toyota corolla
11:13:00 <Sara-Serina> 96 model
11:13:00 <Sara-Serina> i call it old reliable
11:13:00 <Exo> 2 door ?
11:14:00 <Sara-Serina> 4 door hatch back
11:15:00 <Exo> Ooooh
11:15:00 <Sara-Serina> i should burn a new cd
11:16:00 <Sara-Serina> the one in the car has been on repeat for a month
11:19:00 <Blitzkrieg> Rolla
11:19:00 <Blitzkrieg> They can take a thumping
11:20:00 <Jules> Hullo!!!! :) :)
11:20:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh their a good car
11:20:00 <Sara-Serina> this ones old but still running
11:21:00 <Jules> Who gets a thumping?
11:22:00 <Sara-Serina> There was once a girl called Louise whose pubic hair hung to her knees, the crabs got together and knitted a sweater, so in the winter her flaps didn't freeze.
11:22:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hahahahaha
11:22:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Love it
11:22:00 <Sara-Serina> wonder how long i wonder it took for him to make that up
11:23:00 <Sara-Serina> great just got whacked with babysitting duties
11:23:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Pwnt
11:23:00 <Sara-Serina> nah
11:23:00 <Sara-Serina> their easy
11:23:00 <Sara-Serina> 6 yr olds
11:23:00 <Sara-Serina> ill turn on x-box to their fave game
11:23:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
11:23:00 <Sara-Serina> its only for about 4-5 hrs in the morn
11:24:00 <Sara-Serina> im the cool aunty with the xbox 360...
11:24:00 <Sara-Serina> i dont mind lol
11:24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> In b4 'its not even an xbox one'
11:24:00 <Sara-Serina> nope
11:24:00 <Sara-Serina> its a modified one
11:24:00 <Sara-Serina> so we got all sorts of games on it
11:25:00 <Sara-Serina> all i do is deposit them infront of castle crashers
11:25:00 <Sara-Serina> and ill just laptop
11:25:00 <Sara-Serina> it
11:25:00 <Sara-Serina> their twins they will keep each other amused
11:26:00 <Sara-Serina> lord save me from annoying men
11:27:00 <tisk> wtf u on about
11:27:00 <Sara-Serina> no not you
11:27:00 <tisk> thats a contradiction
11:27:00 <Sara-Serina> jesus noones talking about you chris
11:27:00 <Sara-Serina> crawl back into your hole
11:27:00 <tisk> die
11:27:00 <tisk> fat cunt
11:27:00 <Sara-Serina> nope
11:27:00 <Sara-Serina> u die
11:27:00 <tisk> go eat
11:27:00 <Sara-Serina> khthanx now fuck off
11:28:00 <tisk> shut up u fat heffa
11:29:00 <Sara-Serina> i posted this in a group
11:29:00 <Sara-Serina> and this guy msgs me with a pic of his to me
11:29:00 <Sara-Serina> http://imgur.com/EBsdWay
11:30:00 <Sara-Serina> with the caption snake :O
11:38:00 <Sara-Serina> hahah
11:53:00 <BANE> ahahaaaha
11:53:00 <BANE> tisk is gay
11:53:00 <JetstreamSam> LOOOLLL
11:53:00 <JetstreamSam> he had a MIDDAY MELTDOWN
11:54:00 <nate> bane u may have my babies
11:54:00 <nate> RAINBOW
11:58:00 <BANE> looooool
11:58:00 <BANE> midday meltdown
11:59:00 <BANE> he wants to put his pickle in ashelighs jar
11:59:00 <BANE> LUUUUULLL
11:59:00 <JetstreamSam> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
11:59:00 <JetstreamSam> He'll be back soon, and I'll have a rolled up newspaper, ready and waiting.
11:59:00 <BANE> lolzzzzzzzz
12:00:00 <BANE> give him a hiding
12:04:00 <BANE> Sara-Serina
12:04:00 <Sara-Serina> what
12:04:00 <BANE> wat u doink
12:04:00 <Sara-Serina> playing pool on fb
12:35:00 <Sara-Serina> sum numbskull on fb asks me for a pic blitz lol
12:35:00 <Sara-Serina> so i sent him my profile one
12:36:00 <Blitzkrieg> He wanted noodz
12:36:00 <Sara-Serina> ah yeh coz im supposed to look different?
12:36:00 <Blitzkrieg> You're so in!!!
12:36:00 <Sara-Serina> i dont do noodz
12:36:00 <Sara-Serina> thats so 90s
12:36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
12:36:00 <Sara-Serina> and 2 noone needs to see me naked
12:36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Fapfapfap!
12:37:00 <Exo> Send them a pic of tisk the piss of society
12:37:00 <Blitzkrieg> PiSs had a huge meltdown before
12:37:00 <Blitzkrieg> Then emoquit
12:39:00 <Kezzie> i off to bed had a shit morning the magnesium i get via drip makes me tried
12:41:00 <Blitzkrieg> Nini Kezzie
12:43:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo Jules
12:52:00 <Exo> Tisk always has a melt down
12:54:00 <milk> so... the tall poppy syndrome has already started on Turnbull
12:55:00 <milk> is a cultural weakness being exploited by enemies?
12:55:00 <milk> is it a facet of colonization?
12:56:00 <milk> is it simply that people threaten each other with him?
12:56:00 <milk> I don't know
13:06:00 <MrMark> boo
13:11:00 <BANE> ey poofta gutz
13:12:00 <BANE> silly pg
13:37:00 <tisk> look exo Glenn all the ops in this channel
13:37:00 <tisk> why do u like retards more than jesus
13:37:00 <grubs> lol
13:37:00 <tisk> speaking of retarded hi grubs
13:38:00 <tisk> cant pick up sane women
13:38:00 <grubs> Do you really believe.. telling females that you're jesus will get you laid ?
13:38:00 <BANE> tisk
13:38:00 <BANE> is a fagot
13:38:00 <tisk> grubs and Blitzkrieg prey on mentally ill
13:38:00 <tisk> they are scum
13:38:00 <tisk> fuck the smartasses off
13:38:00 <grubs> I seen your meltdown chat tisk.
13:38:00 <tisk> out this channel
13:38:00 <tisk> ne1 picks on me is a stupid smartarse\
13:38:00 <BANE> tisk got bumjacked
13:39:00 <tisk> has no fucken brain
13:39:00 <tisk> u want pick
13:39:00 <tisk> say it to my facve
13:39:00 <BANE> tisk aka sik is a total poofterguts
13:39:00 <tisk> face
13:39:00 <tisk> u want be a tough words cunt
13:39:00 <tisk> come to my door
13:39:00 <nate> yeah goto tisks room!
13:39:00 <tisk> im not fucken scared\
13:39:00 <BANE> lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz
13:39:00 <Blitzkrieg> Another meltdown tisk?
13:40:00 <Blitzkrieg> Your last one was only a couple of hours ago
13:40:00 <tisk> fuck off fat four eye faggot\
13:40:00 <nate> tisk u arent doing drugs at midday right lol
13:40:00 <BANE> lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz
13:40:00 <BANE> tisk aka sik is a total poofterguts
13:40:00 <tisk> fuck the smart asses off out the channel
13:40:00 <tisk> so we can chat
13:40:00 <tisk> we are not in fucken highschool
13:40:00 <nate> the day i call bane smart, would be never
13:40:00 <tisk> how about we act like fucken adults
13:41:00 <tisk> dum fucken cunts
13:41:00 <grubs> tisk, The only reason you can not get her.. to even visit you at least is because you're a junkie, you got atttitude problems and most of all.. you got NO IDEA how to treat a lady.. the way you treated her was so so wrong and she will never meet up with you again... that's the choice she made because of YOU!
13:41:00 <tisk> i dont want her
13:41:00 <tisk> i dont want her used
13:41:00 <tisk> by faggots
13:41:00 <tisk> the prey on the mentally ill
13:41:00 <nate> tisk get on the tinder mate ;D
13:41:00 <nate> be a chubby girl on der
13:41:00 <grubs> tisk, You say that like you know her.. you know fuck all.
13:42:00 <BANE> grubs met jennife
13:42:00 <BANE> r
13:42:00 <nate> joelifer?
13:42:00 <nate> hehehe ;D
13:42:00 <BANE> lololol
13:42:00 <BANE> he did
13:42:00 <nate> grubs needs to go for other girls
13:42:00 <nate> bane u got a sister?
13:43:00 <tisk> fuck scum try pick up a woman went to hospital for trying to kill herself\
13:43:00 <grubs> lol
13:43:00 <tisk> u weak sacks of shit
13:44:00 <tisk> u weak sacks of shit
13:44:00 <tisk> come grubs
13:44:00 <tisk> i will end u
13:44:00 <grubs> You see.. you know nothing.
13:44:00 <tisk> she told me that
13:44:00 <grubs> She didn't tell you that.. you were reading too much into what she said.
13:44:00 <tisk> sorry glenn
13:45:00 <nate> u can go for other girls people
13:45:00 <Sara-Serina> this is more interesting then youtube
13:45:00 <tisk> might as well be gay then atleast i know im getting fucked
13:45:00 <grubs> lol
13:46:00 <Blitzkrieg> Someone was angry
13:48:00 <Lumeah> oh... hi..
13:48:00 <Lumeah> can i vent... cuz im fuckin mad.
13:48:00 <JetstreamSam> LOOOLLLLLL @ the cone of silence
13:48:00 <Lumeah> some men dun deserve a job.. seriously
13:49:00 <BANE> tisk admitted his gay
13:49:00 <Sara-Serina> still harassing you?
13:49:00 <nate> is it those nasty men again Lumeah!
13:49:00 <BANE> lumies
13:49:00 <BANE> lumies n some big tt's
13:49:00 <Lumeah> yez.. pathetic little insecure ines
13:49:00 <Sara-Serina> ;/
13:49:00 <Lumeah> ones*
13:49:00 <Sara-Serina> shut up joel
13:49:00 <nate> whats the plan of attack!
13:50:00 <nate> bane enjoys his tt's
13:50:00 <nate> lol
13:50:00 <Lumeah> yeah pitty about his cock.
13:50:00 <nate> bane :(
13:51:00 <BANE> bbs
13:51:00 <lx> 1,0 ciao for now1,0 BANE...
13:51:00 <Lumeah> bye hun
13:52:00 <Sara-Serina> got my tyres fixed today lumnies
13:52:00 <Sara-Serina> cars not shaking anymore
13:52:00 <Lumeah> yay
13:52:00 <Lumeah> yippee
13:52:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh i joked that if i left it it would shake all the fat off me
13:52:00 <Lumeah> wheal alinement?
13:52:00 <Sara-Serina> nah
13:52:00 <Sara-Serina> driver side tyre was default
13:53:00 <nate> have u seen those fat shaker platforms on tv
13:53:00 <Sara-Serina> then he had a hard time putting the lug nuts back on the 3 tyres he changed
13:53:00 <Lumeah> lol
13:53:00 <Lumeah> oops
13:53:00 <Sara-Serina> had to oil em and do it manually coz the nuts wouldnt go back on
13:53:00 <Lumeah> i need a hit man
13:54:00 <Sara-Serina> i was a bitch to this idiot on fb who wont get the msg
13:55:00 <Sara-Serina> gave him the number of the local cop shop...
13:55:00 <Sara-Serina> lets just say yeh
13:55:00 <Sara-Serina> thats what they get for asking me for my phone no
13:56:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
13:56:00 <Sara-Serina> coffee anyone
13:57:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxMvxgjhDqQ
13:57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ultrathin Body Slimmer Fat Burning Vibration Plate (May 1, 2014) Time: 6:23 - Category: People & Blogs - 16,391 views - 27 likes (96.4%), 1 dislikes (3.6%)
13:57:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh no dont want one
13:57:00 <Sara-Serina> i think ill stick to what im doing
13:59:00 <cpnemo> yes coffee
14:05:00 <BANE> back
14:05:00 <BANE> wheres tisk shit for brains
14:06:00 <Sara-Serina> dont start him off pls bane...
14:06:00 <BANE> okies
14:10:00 <cpnemo> tisk & bane
14:10:00 <cpnemo> new words
14:13:00 <BANE> where lumies gone
14:15:00 <Sara-Serina> no clue prolly back to work
14:19:00 <BANE> =S
14:20:00 <BANE> maybe out for a bumjack
14:20:00 <Sara-Serina> thats u
14:20:00 <BANE> lolz
14:20:00 <Sara-Serina> shes at work she just said that on fb when i asked
14:55:00 <cgodfx> !blonde
14:56:00 <Sara-Serina> !blonde
14:56:00 <Sara-Serina> What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get.
15:05:00 <Exo> Hey cgodfx
15:14:00 <screwsss> hello
15:14:00 <Exo> Hey screwsss
15:14:00 <screwsss> ANYONE home
15:14:00 <screwsss> oh yo
15:14:00 <screwsss> anyone here ever made a harmless joke to a girl and lost their friendship over it
15:27:00 <Kezzie> hellooooooooooo
15:36:00 <Sara-Serina> heya kezzie
15:37:00 <Kezzie> hi Sara-Serina
15:37:00 <Sara-Serina> ;p
17:03:00 <Kezzie> hugs Glenn
17:04:00 <anotherirc3r> same! naps are great :)
17:04:00 <Kezzie> lol
17:05:00 <Kezzie> brb
17:05:00 <lx> 1,0 Oh so quick1,0 Kezzie...
17:05:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
17:05:00 <anotherirc3r> Exo is so purdy
17:07:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Mmmmm butterscotch pie
17:09:00 <Exo> No, not my pretty Giorgio Armani shirt !
17:10:00 <Sara-Serina> ahole!
17:10:00 <Sara-Serina> http://www.mygc.com.au/news/man-allegedly-raped-2yo-boy-at-qld-child-care-centre/
17:13:00 <Exo> Very
17:13:00 <anotherirc3r> oh, that's just sick
17:13:00 <Sara-Serina> :S
17:13:00 <Sara-Serina> brb switching to laptop
17:13:00 <lx> 1,0 cya1,0 Sara-Serina...
17:15:00 <Kezzie> opps sorry re your shirt Exo was Glenn;s fault lol
17:16:00 <Exo> That's ok it was a replica anyway
17:17:00 <StrykerX> Exo my good man
17:17:00 <StrykerX> What's going on
17:17:00 <Kezzie> hi StrykerX
17:17:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Shots shots shots shots shots shots...! Everybooooody
17:17:00 <anotherirc3r> Glenn!
17:18:00 <Exo> Yo StrykerX m8
17:18:00 <Kezzie> tea smelling yummy hubby is cooking
17:18:00 <StrykerX> Kezzie
17:18:00 <StrykerX> How ya doin hun
17:18:00 <Kezzie> i ok now thanx StrykerX u?
17:19:00 <Exo> Can I come have a bite
17:19:00 <StrykerX> Exhausted, irritated, the list goes on lol
17:19:00 <StrykerX> Watching another jew sob story on Foxtel.
17:19:00 <Kezzie> i was in a shit mood this morning lucky i ok now
17:19:00 <StrykerX> I'm the reverse lol
17:20:00 <Kezzie> lol
17:24:00 <Jules> Yessums? :P
17:24:00 <StrykerX> Hullo hotstuff ;D
17:25:00 <Jules> Hullo sexylegs :P
17:25:00 <Kezzie> mmmmmm hotsuff hey Jules now
17:25:00 <StrykerX> How YOU doin? ;)
17:25:00 <Kezzie> has StrykerX got sexylegs ?
17:26:00 <Jules> Im doing great!!!! :P~ How's YOU Doing? :))
17:26:00 <Chris> slaps rather ;p
17:26:00 <StrykerX> Amazingly now you're here!!
17:26:00 <Kezzie> hi Chris
17:26:00 <Chris> Hi Kezzie
17:27:00 <Kezzie> brb tea is ready
17:27:00 <lx> 1,0 The channel will be quiet without you1,0 Kezzie...
17:34:00 <Chris> Hi sara ,chook
17:34:00 <Sara-Serina> hey chris
17:34:00 <chookmagnet> Chris
17:34:00 <Sara-Serina> mmmm
17:35:00 <Sara-Serina> mango curry chicken
17:36:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Sara
17:36:00 <anotherirc3r> heya chookmagnet
17:37:00 <chookmagnet> anotherirc3r
17:37:00 <Sara-Serina> heya anotherirc3r
17:37:00 <Sara-Serina> http://passagefoods.com/global/indian/simmer-sauces/mango-chicken/
17:37:00 <Sara-Serina> i thought id do it differently
17:37:00 <Sara-Serina> in the oven
17:37:00 <anotherirc3r> yummm
17:37:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh i cant wait
17:45:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ohay Jules
17:46:00 <Sara-Serina> n
17:50:00 <chookmagnet> I cooked Mango duck
17:53:00 <nate> interesting:!
17:54:00 <chookmagnet> bit heavy on the pallet though
17:54:00 <chookmagnet> only once
17:59:00 <Sara-Serina> oops
18:04:00 <Sara-Serina> when u fart and realize hes on the phone with loud speaker activated
18:06:00 <nate> depends on how ya fart
18:06:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
18:06:00 <Sara-Serina> it quacked
18:11:00 <nate> Ali G ft Shagy-My Julie
18:17:00 <Sara-Serina> ta
18:24:00 <Kezzie> brb
18:24:00 <lx> 1,0 Not too long now1,0 Kezzie...
18:30:00 <Sara-Serina> :P
18:31:00 <Sara-Serina> mango coconut curry chicken
18:31:00 <Sara-Serina> YUM
18:31:00 <Lwaxana> is Ljovisna messaging everyone ?
18:32:00 <tisk> not me
18:32:00 <Lwaxana> with filby images
18:32:00 <Sara-Serina> nope
18:32:00 <anotherirc3r> how is it Sara?
18:32:00 <Lwaxana> unsure Glenn
18:32:00 <Sara-Serina> yummo
18:33:00 <Lwaxana> am so used to beinh abused in private message I get nervous when people asl me
18:33:00 <JedStar> afternoon all
18:33:00 <anotherirc3r> awww. why am i so special StrykerX? Jules not talking? :P
18:34:00 <tisk> i dont click ne links
18:35:00 <tisk> ne links 1r infect computer
18:35:00 <StrykerX> You are special anotherirc3r <3
18:36:00 <tisk> StrykerX is special too
18:36:00 <tisk> lols
18:36:00 <tisk> dum dum head StrykerX
18:37:00 <Lwaxana> yes glenn
18:37:00 <Lwaxana> [18:27] <Ljovisna> 25/single/Serbia
18:38:00 <StrykerX> Lwaxana is picking up on Austnet
18:38:00 <JedStar> evening Cath^
18:39:00 <tisk> my hobbys suck
18:39:00 <Cath^> hi JedStar
18:39:00 <nate> serbia!! ;l
18:39:00 <Cath^> evening y'all
18:39:00 <StrykerX> Cath!!
18:39:00 <Cath^> hi Glenn
18:39:00 <tisk> catha ta
18:39:00 <tisk> lols
18:39:00 <nate> StrykerX do your lix welcome
18:39:00 <Cath^> hi StrykerX
18:39:00 <Cath^> hi tisk
18:40:00 <Cath^> your sick nate
18:40:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Cath
18:40:00 <Cath^> you're too
18:40:00 <nate> feel good cath?
18:40:00 <Cath^> hi Jen
18:40:00 <Cath^> nah
18:40:00 <StrykerX> nate loves my lix
18:40:00 <StrykerX> ;)
18:40:00 <nate> someones gotta ;D
18:40:00 <Cath^> lolz
18:40:00 <StrykerX> Everyone does ;D
18:41:00 <Cath^> tag.. you're it nate.. you're welcome ;)
18:41:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm sure tisk would love it more
18:41:00 <nate> is this kiss chasey
18:41:00 <nate> tisk chase!
18:41:00 <Cath^> lol
18:42:00 <Cath^> shame you're not in Melb
18:42:00 <StrykerX> lol @ kiss chasey
18:42:00 <nate> Dizzee Rascal - Holiday
18:42:00 <Cath^> excuse me StrykerX... I believe you stole that lixxx manoeuvre from me
18:43:00 <StrykerX> PROVE IT
18:43:00 <Cath^> ask anyone
18:43:00 <nate> better have a lick off
18:43:00 <nate> see who gets licked
18:43:00 <Sara-Serina> lolol
18:45:00 <Lwaxana> ewwww
18:45:00 <Lwaxana> he hasnt been dusted off or washed for years
18:45:00 <StrykerX> Pfft please
18:45:00 <StrykerX> [18:45:50] -NickOP- Registered : Mon May 23 10:51:52 2011 GMT
18:46:00 <StrykerX> My old nick was much older till it expired.
18:46:00 <StrykerX> I WIN
18:46:00 <Lwaxana> pfffft
18:46:00 <Lwaxana> Registered : Tue Nov 11 05:29:06 1997 GMT
18:46:00 <Lwaxana> I win
18:46:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
18:46:00 <Lwaxana> shame I dropped it
18:46:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah, i think you do
18:47:00 <Lwaxana> or it would have been May 1997
18:47:00 <StrykerX> Just proved you're a grandma
18:47:00 <StrykerX> :P
18:47:00 <Lwaxana> 4¶1,8:Þ)
18:49:00 <Lwaxana> and while I am bragging
18:49:00 <Lwaxana> Channel Creation: Before I started counting! :)
18:49:00 <Kezzie> hi Lwaxana
18:49:00 <Lwaxana> and this other channel just msses out ...Channel Creation: Sat Oct 31 03:27:08 1998 GMT
18:50:00 <Lwaxana> hi Kezzie
18:50:00 <Cath^> oi
18:50:00 <Cath^> StrykerX you only just registered in May?? n00b!!
18:51:00 <nate> StrykerX has lost the lick off
18:51:00 <Kezzie> Lwaxana how long have i had my nick reg for ?
18:51:00 <Lwaxana> Registered : Thu Jun 30 06:06:58 2005 GMT
18:52:00 <Kezzie> i was over on oz org till it died
18:52:00 <Kezzie> ta
18:52:00 <Sara-Serina> damn that cat
18:52:00 <Sara-Serina> scratching the carpet
18:52:00 <StrykerX> My old nick isn't reg'd
18:52:00 <StrykerX> Cool ya jets
18:52:00 <Sara-Serina> now shes running around like a maniac...
18:52:00 <Cath^> tough luck
18:53:00 <anotherirc3r> my cat just scared me. she just jumped on my lap! i had no idea she was there :/
18:53:00 <Sara-Serina> haha
18:54:00 <Sara-Serina> orange monster as we call her is thunder pants
18:54:00 <Sara-Serina> she runs from one end of house to other
18:54:00 <Sara-Serina> then slides out door ;/
18:54:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
18:54:00 <Sara-Serina> shes wierd
18:54:00 <anotherirc3r> don't they usually save that for 3:00am?
18:54:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh
18:54:00 <Sara-Serina> 4 am then 5 am
18:54:00 <Sara-Serina> and then its a rat or 2
18:55:00 <Cath^> i'm a dog person i don't have these problems
18:55:00 <Sara-Serina> *glares at serina*
18:55:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
18:55:00 <Sara-Serina> one cat tears through house
18:55:00 <Sara-Serina> the other brings home rats ;/
18:56:00 <Kezzie> yuck
18:56:00 <Sara-Serina> serina got me in trouble with bro.... she came home with a big rat and he saw it
18:56:00 <Sara-Serina> thanks kittums
18:56:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
18:56:00 <Sara-Serina> never seen my sibling jump so high when she put it at his feet
18:56:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
18:57:00 <Sara-Serina> hes a big boy too
18:57:00 <Kezzie> brb
18:57:00 <lx> 1,0 Oh so quick1,0 Kezzie...
18:57:00 <Sara-Serina> his 3 girls ran for it behind me and the wife just laughed
18:58:00 <Sara-Serina> uho intruder
18:58:00 <Sara-Serina> boots
19:00:00 <Sara-Serina> he looks like sara but has white stripes on legs looks like he stepped in paint
19:03:00 <tisk> :)
19:03:00 <tisk> lala
19:03:00 <tisk> lols
19:03:00 <Lwaxana> you thought I was joking when I said I was the oldest thing here??
19:04:00 <anotherirc3r> how old are you Lwaxana?
19:04:00 <Lwaxana> extremely
19:04:00 <Lwaxana> Ancient Sydney Lady
19:04:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
19:04:00 <tisk> Lwaxana
19:04:00 <tisk> :)
19:05:00 <tisk> Cath^ :)
19:05:00 <tisk> anotherirc3r :)~
19:05:00 <Exo> Hello breakfast club
19:05:00 <anotherirc3r> lol okay
19:05:00 <Exo> How we all doing tonight
19:05:00 <anotherirc3r> wb Cath
19:05:00 <Sara-Serina> night peeps
19:06:00 <StrykerX> Night Sara!
19:06:00 <StrykerX> ...too slow!!
19:07:00 <Cath^> hi Exo
19:07:00 <Exo> Slow on the trigger there sliderx
19:07:00 <Cath^> nite Sara-Serina
19:07:00 <Exo> hey babe how was your day
19:07:00 <Cath^> not too shabby how was yours?
19:08:00 <StrykerX> sliderx?
19:08:00 <Exo> Not bad it's still going
19:08:00 <Exo> I took a selfie for u cath
19:09:00 <Exo> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/J4CPFcHz/IMG_3040.JPG
19:10:00 <Lwaxana> oh Exo
19:10:00 <Cath^> 😂
19:10:00 <Lwaxana> here is one for you...boy humour
19:10:00 <Lwaxana> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3WaVactj5M
19:10:00 <Exo> Lwaxana ! :)
19:10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boston Salmon Vs. Danny 'My Anus' Mainus (Sep 1, 2015) Time: 1:14 - Category: Film & Animation - 220,672 views - 1,709 likes (98.6%), 25 dislikes (1.4%)
19:11:00 <Cath^> he's here
19:11:00 <Cath^> 😁
19:11:00 <Exo> LOL Mainus ^^^^
19:12:00 <Exo> Today Joel and tisk united and became tiskbane
19:12:00 <Cath^> sheesh
19:12:00 <StrykerX> Another happy e-marriage.
19:13:00 <StrykerX> Proudly sponsored by Centrelink.
19:13:00 <Cath^> i've never had an e-marriage
19:13:00 <StrykerX> Brb kids
19:13:00 <lx> 1,0 ...so quiet now1,0 StrykerX...
19:13:00 <Exo> If loveop comes back there will be a lot of same sex marriages on here
19:14:00 <Exo> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/XqJjsoXJ/IMG_2972.JPG
19:15:00 <StrykerX> :)
19:16:00 <Cath^> how can we make this happen?
19:16:00 <Lwaxana> loveop?
19:16:00 <StrykerX> Your e-marriage?
19:16:00 <StrykerX> With Exo?
19:16:00 <Exo> My script still has loveop commands
19:17:00 <StrykerX> There you go. It's destiny.
19:17:00 <Lwaxana> I still have script
19:17:00 <anotherirc3r> and you and Jules can get e-married StrykerX
19:17:00 <StrykerX> Don't do marriage, soz!
19:17:00 <Exo> Hahahahah
19:17:00 <anotherirc3r> e-married
19:17:00 <StrykerX> Fine
19:17:00 <Exo> If me and cath divorce does she get half the channel
19:18:00 <StrykerX> Don't do *!marriage
19:18:00 <StrykerX> Exo, 3/4 more like it
19:18:00 <Exo> She can have tisk
19:18:00 <StrykerX> This reminds me of the Milhouse scene in the Simpsons
19:18:00 <Lwaxana> %wedding_female $+ ,please repeat after me. | /say %wedding_male $+ , I receive this op, as a sign of our netmarriage, | /say and of the vows which we have made today
19:19:00 <anotherirc3r> nostalgia!
19:19:00 <Lwaxana> loathed doing them
19:19:00 <StrykerX> Exo just got rejected
19:19:00 <StrykerX> By Cath
19:20:00 <Exo> Saved by the bell
19:20:00 <StrykerX> Exo, get a prenup man
19:20:00 <Cath^> lol
19:21:00 <Cath^> StrykerX: you should try e-marriage on for size
19:22:00 <StrykerX> Nuh
19:22:00 <Cath^> sook
19:22:00 <StrykerX> Unless it lets you marry yourself? :D
19:22:00 <Cath^> why isn't marriage for you?
19:22:00 <Cath^> just wondering
19:23:00 <StrykerX> I don't wanna lose half my bnc in the divorce!
19:25:00 <Cath^> bnc?
19:26:00 <StrykerX> [19:26:05] StrykerX is [email protected] * Stryker
19:26:00 <StrykerX> BNC
19:26:00 <StrykerX> Proxy/whatever
19:26:00 <Cath^> lol
19:26:00 <Cath^> riight
19:27:00 <StrykerX> :D
19:28:00 <anotherirc3r> he's a nerd
19:29:00 <StrykerX> Damn straight
19:29:00 <Cath^> um...nevermind
19:29:00 <Cath^> lol
19:29:00 <StrykerX> Cath just lost interest in me
19:30:00 <StrykerX> But that's okay.. She has Exo~!
19:30:00 <anotherirc3r> and you have Jules
19:30:00 <StrykerX> And you have..... *sits on hands*
19:31:00 <Cath^> knew this was gonna get good
19:31:00 <StrykerX> anotherirc3r is so cute.. She wouldn't dare kick irl
19:31:00 <Cath^> who can you have Jen?
19:32:00 <anotherirc3r> cute!?
19:32:00 <anotherirc3r> >:|
19:32:00 <anotherirc3r> me, myself and i
19:32:00 <StrykerX> loooooooooooool
19:32:00 <Cath^> that won't work
19:32:00 <StrykerX> She wants me but doesn't wanna upset Jules
19:32:00 <StrykerX> Isn't she considerate??
19:32:00 <nate> just have both ;D
19:33:00 <StrykerX> 3way!
19:33:00 <StrykerX> YEEEEEE
19:33:00 <anotherirc3r> you sleaze
19:33:00 <Cath^> mwhaha
19:33:00 <StrykerX> You love it lil one
19:34:00 <StrykerX> I'm not following?
19:34:00 <anotherirc3r> not lil >:/
19:34:00 <Cath^> so you can keep digging a bigger hole ;)
19:35:00 <StrykerX> I like holes ;D
19:35:00 <StrykerX> Oh wait.. You mean..
19:35:00 <Chris> This is like a lovers channel now, it used to be a haters channel ;p
19:35:00 <Cath^> we know
19:35:00 <Cath^> lol Chris
19:35:00 <Cath^> Jen.. have you met Chris *wink wink*
19:35:00 <Chris> Cath!
19:35:00 <StrykerX> looooooooooooooooool
19:36:00 <Cath^> sharing is caring ;)
19:36:00 <anotherirc3r> you're scaring him Cath!
19:37:00 <StrykerX> He's fapping
19:37:00 <StrykerX> Give him 10.
19:37:00 <Cath^> lol
19:37:00 <Chris> Yeah ive met Jen
19:37:00 <StrykerX> Jules!!!!!
19:37:00 <StrykerX> You're here!!
19:37:00 <Cath^> lol hi Jules
19:38:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Jules
19:38:00 <Jules> Hiya Jen :) :) :) :)
19:39:00 <Chris> used to be no women in here either (except Cath), things are certainly looking up hehe
19:39:00 <Cath^> you're welcome :p
19:40:00 <Chris> I gave Cath a flower once, and she hew it back at my feet.... :(
19:40:00 <nate> girl power
19:40:00 <Cath^> i remember when you disliked me
19:40:00 <Chris> sif
19:41:00 <Cath^> sif not
19:41:00 <StrykerX> lolol
19:41:00 <StrykerX> Lovers tiff?
19:41:00 <Cath^> i used to tell Exo..he hates me lol
19:41:00 <Chris> maybe u refused to undress for me, i forget ;p
19:42:00 <Cath^> oh you would have remembered
19:42:00 <Chris> haha
19:43:00 <Cath^> but me being me..i got all up in your face about it..and we all good now..i think ;p
19:45:00 <Cath^> !top10
19:45:00 <StatsOP> Top10(words): 1. Exo(70374) 2. Tisk(44386) 3. shadsam(39074) 4. ^bozojim(34592) 5. beagle(29860) 6. nate(29024) 7. Glenn(25774) 8. goddess_of_Cath^(24280) 9. Chris(18079) 10. Kezzie(17899)
19:45:00 <Cath^> !top20
19:45:00 <StatsOP> Top20(words): 11. BlackDevil(17710) 12. DoC(12162) 13. Zade(11947) 14. Sara-Serina(11798) 15. SiK(8334) 16. milk(6990) 17. jigsaw(6643) 18. chookmagnet(6537) 19. georgeandwell(6401) 20. Pete(6388)
19:46:00 <Cath^> !stat
19:46:00 <StatsOP> goddess_of_Cath^: 24282 words, 116386 letters, 235 smilies, time wasted: 2 weeks 1 day 2 hours 35 minutes .
19:46:00 <Cath^> !stat Exo
19:46:00 <StatsOP> Exo: 70374 words, 367788 letters, 265 smilies, time wasted: 28 weeks 2 days 15 hours 15 minutes .
19:47:00 <Cath^> !stat StrykerX
19:47:00 <StatsOP> StrykerX: 3561 words, 18494 letters, 62 smilies, time wasted: 4 weeks 3 hours 28 minutes .
19:47:00 <Cath^> whaaa? that's broken
19:48:00 <Cath^> !stat anotherirc3r
19:48:00 <StatsOP> anotherirc3r: 2006 words, 10215 letters, 38 smilies, time wasted: 4 days 14 hours 32 minutes .
19:48:00 <Cath^> !stat Blitzkrieg
19:48:00 <StatsOP> Blitzkrieg: 5442 words, 26769 letters, 78 smilies, time wasted: 1 week 8 hours 7 minutes .
19:48:00 <Cath^> lol
19:49:00 <Cath^> i knew he was the norty one
19:49:00 <StrykerX> ;)
19:49:00 <Chris> Ana, hows the weather?
19:49:00 <Lwaxana> what happens if I copy/paste War and Peace
19:49:00 <Ana_Ng> hi
19:49:00 <Ana_Ng> it's dark
19:49:00 <Cath^> i'd like to see that Lwaxana lol
19:49:00 <Lwaxana> will I beat Cath^?
19:50:00 <Chris> Lwax, i think StatsOP will blow a fuse
19:50:00 <Ana_Ng> how about you chris
19:50:00 <nate> Ana_Ng u are far to pretty to be in the dark ;l
19:50:00 <Ana_Ng> aww nate
19:50:00 <Chris> not bad Ana, hows ur igloo?
19:50:00 <Cath^> !stat Lwaxana
19:50:00 <StatsOP> Lwaxana: 5067 words, 27690 letters, 6 smilies, time wasted: 3 weeks 23 hours 52 minutes .
19:50:00 <Ana_Ng> i am here because my date passed out on my bed
19:50:00 <nate> lol StrykerX is frisky he will take over
19:51:00 <Cath^> awkward
19:51:00 <Ana_Ng> i can't even sleep normally on it
19:51:00 <Ana_Ng> sideways and on irc, how romantic
19:51:00 <Cath^> he sounds like a dud
19:51:00 <nate> lolol
19:51:00 <Lwaxana> Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
19:51:00 <Lwaxana> Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
19:51:00 <Lwaxana> But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have th
19:51:00 <Chris> Ana, put the heater on, maybe he is frozen
19:52:00 <Ana_Ng> heh, it is not winter yet
19:52:00 <Cath^> cheater
19:52:00 <Lwaxana> I survived
19:52:00 <Cath^> lol
19:52:00 <Cath^> you must know ppl in high places
19:52:00 <Ana_Ng> he just started drinking hours before me
19:53:00 <Chris> haha Ana
19:53:00 <Ana_Ng> but i like his snores, so i guess he is aight
19:53:00 <nate> did he pre ejacu "drink" ulate
19:54:00 <Ana_Ng> it's like a failing steam wngine
19:54:00 <Ana_Ng> engine
19:54:00 <nate> wngine is cute
19:54:00 <Ana_Ng> everything is pre ejaculate
19:57:00 <Ana_Ng> nate what is up
19:58:00 <nate> i can tell a story about a rash :D
19:58:00 <Lwaxana> but will I survive the Ferengi Rules of Acquistion
19:58:00 <Lwaxana> 1 Once you have their money, you never give it back.
19:58:00 <Lwaxana> 3 Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
19:58:00 <Lwaxana> 6 Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.[1]
19:58:00 <Lwaxana> 7 Keep your ears open and your eyes on the mark.
19:58:00 <Lwaxana> 9 Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
19:59:00 <nate> i was doing alot of cycling / gym my groin got rashy ;l
19:59:00 <nate> http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/cellulitis/basics/definition/con-20023471
19:59:00 <nate> and i got that :D
19:59:00 <Ana_Ng> gross
20:00:00 <nate> yeah didnt know it could kill me lol
20:00:00 <chookmagnet> nate they vhave cream for nappy rash :o)
20:00:00 <nate> who knew ;D
20:00:00 <Ana_Ng> a&d
20:00:00 <nate> ahh its a bacteria which has gotten into my legs:)
20:00:00 <Lwaxana> ta da
20:00:00 <Ana_Ng> i was concerned i might have a blood clot
20:00:00 <Kezzie> wb Lwaxana
20:01:00 <nate> yeah blood clot?
20:01:00 <Ana_Ng> but i just needed. to rest my leg
20:01:00 <Lwaxana> StatsOp have I beat Cath^ yet??
20:01:00 <Ana_Ng> so you got antibiotics?
20:01:00 <nate> yeah
20:01:00 <Lwaxana> !top 10
20:59:00 <^bozoJim> hello Glenn :)
21:00:00 <anotherirc3r> Glenn!
21:03:00 <Zade> hello Glenn
21:15:00 <Cath^> i'm here Exo
21:15:00 <Cath^> hi Zade
21:15:00 <Cath^> wb Glenn
21:15:00 <^bozoJim> hello Cath^
21:15:00 <Cath^> hi ^bozoJim
21:16:00 <Cath^> yeah it is now
21:17:00 <Cath^> good try ^bozoJim :p
21:17:00 <^bozoJim> ty Cath^'
21:39:00 <Cath^> next
21:40:00 <nate> Alice Cooper - School's Out
21:48:00 <shadsam> .
21:48:00 <Cath^> hi shads
21:48:00 <shadsam> hi
21:55:00 <georgeandwell> hi n e grls wana mak outz
21:56:00 <Cath^> probably not
21:56:00 <georgeandwell> hi cath
21:58:00 <Cath^> hi georgeandwell
21:59:00 <georgeandwell> whats up tonight
21:59:00 <nate> georgeandwell what a honey!
22:00:00 <georgeandwell> sup
22:01:00 <Cath^> not much just surfing
22:01:00 <georgeandwell> ok
22:01:00 <georgeandwell> good
22:05:00 <georgeandwell> cath you wana smell my finger
22:09:00 <Exo> n e grls wanna netflix n chill
22:10:00 <georgeandwell> nice
22:10:00 <georgeandwell> net fflix
22:10:00 <^bozoJim> hi Exo
22:10:00 <georgeandwell> cath you want to smell my bum
22:10:00 <Exo> howdy jim my main man whats up
22:10:00 <anotherirc3r> she left georgeandwell
22:10:00 <^bozoJim> I am ok thanks
22:10:00 <Exo> caths gone but jens still here
22:11:00 <^bozoJim> ty Exo
22:11:00 <anotherirc3r> thanks Exo :)
22:11:00 <Exo> np :D
22:11:00 <georgeandwell> ok thanks
22:11:00 <anotherirc3r> for the voice.. not for telling georgeandwell
22:13:00 <Exo> all georges just wanna have fu N
22:14:00 <anotherirc3r> he can have fun with you then!
22:15:00 <Exo> i'm always up for sum fun
22:18:00 <Exo> gidday blitz
22:19:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sup Exo
22:20:00 <Exo> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/duZDCKCO/IMG_3044.JPG
22:20:00 <Exo> Who's up for some fun ?
22:20:00 <Exo> N e grls
22:20:00 <Blitzkrieg> You bought damaged condoms?
22:20:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOOLLLLL
22:20:00 <Exo> not damage m8
22:20:00 <Exo> just missing 1
22:21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol nice Exo
22:21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> You're prepared
22:22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Then you'll miss out by one
22:22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
22:27:00 <Exo> save a few dollars
22:27:00 <Exo> tisk prob stole 1 connie
22:28:00 <Blitzkrieg> For sockzie?
22:34:00 <jigsaw> hi crettins
22:35:00 <anotherirc3r> heya jigsaw
22:35:00 <jigsaw> hey jen :)
22:36:00 <^bozoJim> hi jigsaw
22:38:00 <jigsaw> hi boz
22:58:00 <tisk> um has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
22:58:00 <tisk> ???
22:58:00 <tisk> i past go
22:58:00 <tisk> lols
23:09:00 <Chris> you make no sence there
23:09:00 <^bozoJim> hi Chris
23:09:00 <Chris> Hi Jim
23:10:00 <anotherirc3r> neither does that quit message :/
23:11:00 <Chris> lol
23:12:00 <Chris> maybe tisk can explain it
23:13:00 <anotherirc3r> more of a chance than me
23:13:00 <Chris> i think its LSD language
23:15:00 <Exo> pIisSSSSs
23:16:00 <Blitzkrieg> PiSsSsSsSsSs
23:17:00 <Exo> wheres my bro tisk
23:17:00 <Blitzkrieg> Asleep in the kitty litter
23:18:00 <Exo> is he gonna have a midnight meltdown
23:18:00 <Blitzkrieg> Maybe
23:18:00 <Blitzkrieg> The midnight hour approaches
23:19:00 <^bozoJim> midnight tonight I howl at the moon
23:20:00 <Exo> lol jim is your true self going to emerge tonight
23:23:00 <^bozoJim> lol
23:24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Bed soon
23:25:00 <^bozoJim> it is raining out so I do not have to howl
23:26:00 <Exo> what r u up to jimothy
23:30:00 <jigsaw> nini
23:34:00 <^bozoJim> not a lot
23:34:00 <tisk> if i quit drugs will i meet real women?
23:35:00 <tisk> lols
23:35:00 <tisk> bored
23:35:00 <tisk> tears
23:35:00 <tisk> need stop trippin
23:35:00 <tisk> think this aint real its lsd dream
23:35:00 <tisk> its too weird
23:36:00 <tisk> bored to tears
23:36:00 <tisk> no one thinks proper to talk to near me they all drink to much etc
23:36:00 <tisk> mental dont always mean u dumb stupid
23:37:00 <tisk> like with me its cause i think to much
23:37:00 <tisk> and see shit thats not there
23:37:00 <tisk> if i get stressed heaps
23:37:00 <tisk> like walls moving
23:37:00 <tisk> floors
23:37:00 <tisk> nah
23:37:00 <tisk> cough
23:37:00 <tisk> bullshit
23:37:00 <tisk> used too
23:37:00 <tisk> but
23:38:00 <tisk> then i fried my brain on lsd and shrooms
23:38:00 <tisk> if ne1 else took as much of that shit as i did
23:38:00 <tisk> they wouldnt be able spell
23:38:00 <tisk> their name
23:38:00 <tisk> let alone rant on irc
23:39:00 <tisk> living silk dreams
23:39:00 <tisk> liquid sky demons
23:39:00 <tisk> lols
23:39:00 <Blitzkrieg> Peace out
23:39:00 <tisk> ne1 want know why i say i fried
23:40:00 <tisk> fucken
23:40:00 <tisk> boring
23:40:00 <tisk> now wanker fat fuck is gone
23:51:00 <xR> woof woof fp