// #sydney — 2015-09-03
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00:01:00 <nate> take tisk to a titty bar!
00:02:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
00:02:00 <nate> he will have $5 saved up
00:03:00 <tisk_the_piss> 7LauGhiN 7Out 7Loud
00:03:00 <tisk_the_piss> 5 bucks in churchies
00:03:00 <tisk_the_piss> mainly 5c 10c pieces
00:04:00 <nate> shrapnel king tisk
00:05:00 <tisk_the_piss> piss payment came into today so now his fried level is over 9000
00:06:00 <{^Y^}koala> [00:06] * Now talking in #DECENT
00:06:00 <{^Y^}koala> [00:06] * Topic is 'depends on twist of fate i not in this for god i in this for me you say theres god then theres me for god is my middle name my first name is christ u fucken u do i fucken with all of your shit i do this more then i c u know or oh okay'
00:06:00 <{^Y^}koala> [00:06] * Set by {^Y^}koala on Thu Sep 03 00:05:11 2015
00:08:00 <tisk_the_piss> tisk claims to be a player when i fked his wife
00:08:00 <{^Y^}koala> my middle name is shaun
00:08:00 <{^Y^}koala> which in irish belief
00:08:00 <{^Y^}koala> is john
00:09:00 <{^Y^}koala> but in hebrew
00:09:00 <{^Y^}koala> shaun means god
00:09:00 <{^Y^}koala> thats my fucken middle name
00:09:00 <{^Y^}koala> my first name is christ
00:09:00 <{^Y^}koala> i pretty happy
00:09:00 <{^Y^}koala> u wouldnt know it
00:09:00 <{^Y^}koala> or u probably would if u saw it
00:10:00 <{^Y^}koala> pour it our
00:10:00 <{^Y^}koala> out
00:10:00 <{^Y^}koala> shout about
00:10:00 <{^Y^}koala> whta
00:10:00 <{^Y^}koala> awat
00:10:00 <{^Y^}koala> t
00:10:00 <{^Y^}koala> tat
00:10:00 <{^Y^}koala> twat
00:10:00 <{^Y^}koala> twhat
00:10:00 <{^Y^}koala> hot
00:10:00 <{^Y^}koala> spot
00:10:00 <{^Y^}koala> u i free u
00:10:00 <{^Y^}koala> i only here to save someone
00:12:00 <Stringer> PiSsSsSsSsSsSs
00:12:00 <tisk_the_piss> your name is rolf
00:12:00 <tisk_the_piss> last name harris
00:12:00 <tisk_the_piss> u pedo
00:12:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js-XKzAj8Sc
00:13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hallucinogen - L.S.D. (Oliver Lieb Remix) (May 28, 2012) Time: 7:55 - Category: Music - 6,016 views - 57 likes (98.3%), 1 dislikes (1.7%)
00:14:00 <tisk_the_piss> miley cyrus titties
00:14:00 <tisk_the_piss> hello cath
00:15:00 <Zade> hello Cath^
00:15:00 <{^Y^}koala> omg
00:15:00 <Kezzie> hi Cath^
00:15:00 <{^Y^}koala> #decent $
00:15:00 <{^Y^}koala> ll
00:16:00 <{^Y^}koala> o
00:16:00 <{^Y^}koala> ;-P
00:17:00 <{^Y^}koala> my weed is wet with beer that nearlly went in side of my cooler master i5 quadcore
00:17:00 <{^Y^}koala> that would have been fucked
00:17:00 <{^Y^}koala> some cunt would have stole my hdd
00:18:00 <tisk_the_piss> i fried
00:18:00 <tisk_the_piss> who would steal that shit
00:19:00 <Zade> not me
00:21:00 <tisk_the_piss> =D
00:22:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSrNMGvd9bY
00:23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Man With No Name - Floor-Essence (Dayglo Mix) (Feb 27, 2008) Time: 6:07 - Category: Music - 121,166 views - likes (98%), 10 dislikes (2%)
00:25:00 <tisk_the_piss> https://www.youtube.com/watch10?11¿v=Ht55onFUna4
00:25:00 <tisk_the_piss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht55onFUna4
00:26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Like A Rose-Azn Dreamers (Dec 24, 2006) Time: 4:13 - Category: Music - 496,512 views - 479 likes (96.8%), 16 dislikes (3.2%)
00:37:00 <tisk_the_fish> hi tessa
00:37:00 <tisk_the_fish> a/s/l
00:38:00 <thestig> tisk
00:38:00 <tisk_the_fish> hi
00:39:00 <thestig> PisSsSsSsSsSSS
00:40:00 <tisk_the_fish> i pee my pants sometimes when im fried
00:40:00 <tisk_the_fish> or have wet dreams over suzi
00:41:00 <thestig> who is suzi
00:41:00 <tisk_the_fish> this girl thaat served me at mcdonalds once
00:42:00 <tisk_the_fish> she gave me an extra nugget
00:42:00 <tisk_the_fish> think she wanted me
01:55:00 <{^Y^}koala> i saw god said how u going thats my middle name
01:56:00 <{^Y^}koala> my middle name is ---- yod heh vav heh
01:56:00 <{^Y^}koala> means god
01:56:00 <{^Y^}koala> my first name means christ
01:56:00 <{^Y^}koala> i
01:56:00 <{^Y^}koala> no
01:57:00 <{^Y^}koala> omg
02:48:00 <{^Y^}koala> complete awesome talented human
02:48:00 <{^Y^}koala> opps
02:49:00 <{^Y^}koala> chris always takes hat
02:49:00 <{^Y^}koala> omg
02:50:00 <{^Y^}koala> i seen
02:50:00 <{^Y^}koala> i shown
02:50:00 <{^Y^}koala> i
02:50:00 <{^Y^}koala> i
02:57:00 <{^Y^}koala> i run two channels #decent #legend
02:57:00 <{^Y^}koala> vavla va cuci
07:40:00 <StatsOP> Kezzie ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #sydney 21 minutes ago stating (Ping timeout: 121 seconds).
08:21:00 <exo> hey hey hey
08:21:00 <exo> its fat albert
08:22:00 <exo> what is this blashemy
08:29:00 <exo> !top10
08:29:00 <StatsOP> Top10(words): 1. Exo(61763) 2. Tisk(39544) 3. shadsam(37923) 4. ^bozojim(30809) 5. beagle(29152) 6. nate(26925) 7. Glenn(22344) 8. goddess_of_Cath^(19234) 9. BlackDevil(17710) 10. Chris(14726)
08:35:00 <cgodfx> hey exo
08:39:00 <chris`has`gf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k
08:40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr Oizo "Flat beat" official video directed by Quentin Dupieux with Flat Eric (Sep 2, 2012) Time: 3:07 - Category: Music - 5,524,091 views - 29,579 likes (97.7%), 710 dislikes (2.3%)
08:40:00 <chris`has`gf> flat beat
08:40:00 <chris`has`gf> i own a flat
08:40:00 <chris`has`gf> i make beats
08:41:00 <{^Y^}koala> ozzie ozzie
08:41:00 <{^Y^}koala> oi
08:41:00 <{^Y^}koala> man
08:42:00 <{^Y^}koala> my brother made the speakers that they used to down mix matrix from sdds and dts down to dobly digital
08:42:00 <{^Y^}koala> https://youtu.be/XCbAEkfXSDE
08:42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BABYLON ZOO
◊ Spaceman (Official Video) (Feb 21, 2014) Time: 4:06 - Category: Music - 735,520 views - likes (97.5%), 93 dislikes (2.5%)
08:43:00 <{^Y^}koala> i cant off my caresell
08:43:00 <{^Y^}koala> carra
08:43:00 <{^Y^}koala> sell
08:43:00 <{^Y^}koala> my big bro
08:43:00 <{^Y^}koala> yeah
08:44:00 <{^Y^}koala> was responsable
08:44:00 <{^Y^}koala> for sound track of matrix movies
08:44:00 <{^Y^}koala> u fuckes
08:44:00 <BlackDevil> StatsOP can sit on my dick
08:46:00 <{^Y^}koala> lols
08:46:00 <{^Y^}koala> sound of now
08:46:00 <{^Y^}koala> lols my brother made sound of matrix
08:46:00 <{^Y^}koala> u fucks
08:46:00 <{^Y^}koala> ive done dobly digital intros too
08:46:00 <{^Y^}koala> produced
08:47:00 <{^Y^}koala> that long hum
08:47:00 <{^Y^}koala> lucas film has
08:47:00 <{^Y^}koala> i made that
08:47:00 <{^Y^}koala> lols
08:48:00 <{^Y^}koala> im not trippin man
08:48:00 <{^Y^}koala> so when thx happens
08:48:00 <{^Y^}koala> i made that
08:48:00 <{^Y^}koala> the intro
08:49:00 <{^Y^}koala> dont believe me
08:49:00 <{^Y^}koala> like i care
08:49:00 <{^Y^}koala> dire striats
08:49:00 <{^Y^}koala> money for nothing and your checks for free
08:54:00 <{^Y^}koala> my brother actuall made studio bookshelfs they use at a radio station
09:01:00 <BlackDevil> good for her
09:29:00 <exo> where df is tisk
09:31:00 <Kezzie> morning exo
09:32:00 <exo> morning kezzie
09:33:00 <exo> 16,5[_]1,16D~~ 16,5[_]1,16D~~ 16,5[_]1,16D~~ 8,5Coffee Anyone??16,16
09:33:00 <Kezzie> ta
09:35:00 <exo> how r u this morning kez
09:43:00 <BlackDevil> horny i bet
09:46:00 <exo> 10LauGhiN 10Out 10Loud jon jon
09:46:00 <exo> do u get morning wood
09:46:00 <BlackDevil> always do
09:48:00 <BlackDevil> that means i'm prime and ready to go
09:49:00 <exo> aka ready for a wank
09:49:00 <exo> 10Ha10Ha
09:52:00 <BlackDevil> watching san andreas movie
09:52:00 <BlackDevil> its funny
09:56:00 <Exo> =D
09:57:00 <BlackDevil> Exo https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CN76m6NUwAAaeEr.jpg:large
09:57:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Is that a disaster movie BlackDevil
09:58:00 <Exo> 10LauGhiN 10Out 10Loud
09:58:00 <BlackDevil> yea
09:58:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Rofl wtf
09:58:00 <Exo> that just looks wrong 6!12¡
09:58:00 <BlackDevil> pretty shit i tell you what
09:58:00 <ashleighxtrinity> That's her feet right
09:58:00 <Kezzie> hi BlackDevil
09:58:00 <Kezzie> hi ashleighxtrinity
09:58:00 <BlackDevil> but the girls has nice tits
09:58:00 <BlackDevil> very natural
09:58:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hi Kezzie
09:58:00 <{^Y^}koala> :p times 1 million
09:59:00 <{^Y^}koala> :-P
09:59:00 <{^Y^}koala> lala
09:59:00 <Exo> boobs boobs boobs
09:59:00 <Exo> tisk the piss
10:00:00 <BlackDevil> Alexandra Daddario
10:00:00 <BlackDevil> boobs
10:00:00 <Exo> are u still fried
10:00:00 <Exo> its been 10 hours
10:00:00 <Exo> miley cyrus b312WeLCoMe 12BaCks
10:00:00 <Exo> b00bs
10:01:00 <Exo> Alexandra Daddario nom nom nom
10:02:00 <Exo> found you on the tube christopher
10:02:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch4?6¿v=UM2j0TrVQoI
10:02:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM2j0TrVQoI
10:02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bubbles Thug (Jan 3, 2015) Time: 0:35 - Category: People & Blogs - 108,372 views - 633 likes (97.1%), 19 dislikes (2.9%)
10:02:00 <BlackDevil> http://cdn-premiere.ladmedia.fr/var/premiere/storage/images/public/photos-people/qui-es-tu-alexandra-daddario-4178029/alexandra-daddario-dans-true-detective-saison-19/76122989-1-fre-FR/Alexandra-Daddario-dans-True-Detective-saison-1_portrait_w858.jpg
10:03:00 <Exo> lol thats one long ass link
10:03:00 <BlackDevil> yea stupid websters
10:03:00 <Exo> nevertheless
10:03:00 <Exo> n1ce rack
10:03:00 <Exo> though this is not interested in such things
10:04:00 <Exo> tisk*
10:05:00 <Exo> every kaspersky scan never finds jack shit
10:05:00 <{^Y^}koala> huh
10:05:00 <{^Y^}koala> i more worried about
10:05:00 <{^Y^}koala> knowing what i am thinking
10:05:00 <{^Y^}koala> then ne bubbles thug
10:05:00 <Exo> you are bubbles
10:05:00 <{^Y^}koala> lols
10:06:00 <{^Y^}koala> thats the way she goes
10:06:00 <BlackDevil> there we go Exo, http://31.media.tumblr.com/231ed3f0136dd586b30ed329f2285352/tumblr_mz091uP0Gg1r9t6cvo1_400.gif
10:06:00 <Exo> that sheila is hot
10:06:00 <Exo> oooooOo nice
10:06:00 <Exo> no bounce ? =o
10:06:00 <{^Y^}koala> a bounce is 250
10:07:00 <{^Y^}koala> opps
10:07:00 <{^Y^}koala> qp 800
10:07:00 <{^Y^}koala> nah prob 850
10:07:00 <BlackDevil> here is a whole bunch http://imgur.com/a/SilxQ#0
10:07:00 <lx> 10,0 - Q: How many IBM cpu's does it take to do a logical right shift? A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.
10:08:00 <cgodfx> lx
10:08:00 <lx> 10,0 - Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
10:08:00 <Exo> those are a work of art
10:08:00 <Exo> but got a flat arse
10:08:00 <Exo> mornin' cgod
10:09:00 <Exo> no bicuit !
10:09:00 <cgodfx> id motorboat them puppies
10:09:00 <cgodfx> hey mate
10:11:00 <Exo> hells yeah
10:13:00 <Exo> all these links have made {^Y^}koala suspiciously quiet
10:15:00 <cgodfx> fap fap fap
10:15:00 <cgodfx> lol
10:17:00 <Kezzie> have to go see specialist wish me luck kidney still working
10:18:00 <cgodfx> All the best Kezzie
10:18:00 <{^Y^}koala> need a bong cant keep eyes open
10:20:00 <cgodfx> http://i.ytimg.com/vi/uQ3PWtTonTo/hqdefault.jpg
10:20:00 <cgodfx> is that you tisk ?
10:21:00 <Exo> hahaha
10:22:00 <ashleighxtrinity> No tisk is skeletal from all the meth
10:24:00 <Exo> aaahahaha
10:24:00 <Exo> too much crystal meth
10:46:00 <{^Y^}koala> ahahhahahahahahaha
10:46:00 <{^Y^}koala> _|_
10:46:00 <{^Y^}koala> heh
10:55:00 <Exo> tisk wheres the cones
11:03:00 <Exo> haha glenn
11:03:00 <Exo> tisk wants the cone of death
11:08:00 <Exo> morning milk-san
11:09:00 <milk> hello
11:09:00 <{^Y^}koala> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
11:09:00 <{^Y^}koala> :-P
11:10:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs0ZwOtr15Y
11:10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beautiful Soul- Jesse McCartney (Jun 10, 2007) Time: 4:06 - Category: Music - 6,594,562 views - 19,303 likes (98.3%), 336 dislikes (1.7%)
11:10:00 <Exo> your song tisk
11:12:00 <Exo> =D
11:12:00 <Sara-Serina> lol thanks
11:12:00 <{^Y^}koala> nah man
11:12:00 <{^Y^}koala> no thanx
11:12:00 <Exo> wB~
11:13:00 <Sara-Serina> thank you thank you
11:13:00 <{^Y^}koala> u rottin hell
11:13:00 <{^Y^}koala> no thank u
11:13:00 <{^Y^}koala> look
11:13:00 <Exo> what u trippin on christopher jenkins
11:13:00 <{^Y^}koala> here dickhead
11:13:00 <{^Y^}koala> ok made u look
11:13:00 <{^Y^}koala> now whos the fool
11:13:00 <Exo> 8===D
11:13:00 <Sara-Serina> !{^Y^}koala, whats up your butt :P
11:13:00 <Exo> Watch Out For Cars!!!
11:14:00 <Sara-Serina> lmao
11:14:00 <Exo> worth it !
11:14:00 <{^Y^}koala> whats up my nose
11:14:00 <{^Y^}koala> whats got my goat
11:14:00 <{^Y^}koala> ?
11:14:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
11:15:00 <{^Y^}koala> sara u die
11:15:00 <Sara-Serina> nope
11:15:00 <{^Y^}koala> now fuck off
11:15:00 <Sara-Serina> not planning too
11:15:00 <Exo> koala u have an appointment with matchworks today
11:15:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
11:15:00 <Exo> haha
11:15:00 <Exo> this is what druGz does to ya
11:15:00 <Sara-Serina> ohhh its that chris`` wanker ;p
11:16:00 <{^Y^}koala> sara if i knew your address
11:16:00 <{^Y^}koala> cops would be there everyday
11:16:00 <{^Y^}koala> until u grow the fuck up
11:16:00 <Sara-Serina> im not doing anything
11:16:00 <Exo> pretty sure the coppers have blocked your number by now
11:16:00 <Sara-Serina> well breaking the law
11:16:00 <{^Y^}koala> u my friend are a slut
11:16:00 <{^Y^}koala> u have no view on your own safety
11:17:00 <Exo> christopher u dirty slut
11:17:00 <{^Y^}koala> wheres ya next hit
11:17:00 <Exo> 1,1<<<<×>>>>4,4Shouldn't have Done that...Now I have to kiLL you....1,1<<<<×>>>>
11:17:00 <Exo> 4 DO NOT HiGhLiGhT ThiS!!!!!!!!
11:17:00 <Sara-Serina> either hes been drinking or hes had a arsefull of drugs
11:18:00 <Sara-Serina> haha so what did i do
11:18:00 <Exo> thats only standard
11:18:00 <Sara-Serina> highlighted it
11:18:00 <Exo> he highlighted it and died
11:18:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I cant highlight on my phone :(
11:18:00 <Sara-Serina> awwwww
11:18:00 <Exo> what app are u using
11:19:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Modified androirc
11:20:00 <Exo> does it disconnect from a certain time of inactivity ?
11:22:00 <Exo> http://www.theladbible.com/articles/woman-arrested-after-offering-three-police-officers-sexual-favours-to-get-out-of-a-ticket
11:25:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
11:29:00 <Exo> ill bbl ~
12:04:00 <BlackDevil> A 19-year-old Houston, Texas, man accidentally killed himself Tuesday while taking selfies with a gun
12:04:00 <Sara-Serina> ;/
12:05:00 <BlackDevil> thug wanna be taking out earlier than the police or another thug
12:21:00 <Sara-Serina> some bogan just went past the house on a bike tht was powered by a 2 or 4 stroke mower engine
12:30:00 <milk> get them all the time here
12:31:00 <cgodfx> lol
12:31:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
12:32:00 <cgodfx> exo
12:32:00 <Sara-Serina> psst cgod uno it boy
12:32:00 <cgodfx> ok lets uno together
12:43:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftKDTJvQIXg
12:43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: guy sebastian angels brought me here acoustic (Aug 6, 2010) Time: 7:33 - Category: Music - 188,775 views - 632 likes (97.5%), 16 dislikes (2.5%)
13:08:00 <Exo> =D
13:08:00 <Exo> (BlackDevil) A 19-year-old Houston, Texas, man accidentally killed himself Tuesday while taking selfies with a gun
13:08:00 <Exo> haha
13:11:00 <Sara-Serina> what a dickhead
13:15:00 <Exo> what a tisk head
13:18:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
13:18:00 <BlackDevil> kid was black too
13:18:00 <BlackDevil> was going to get killed by a bullet soon anyways
13:18:00 <cgodfx> lol
13:19:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
13:19:00 <BlackDevil> he just speed up the process
13:21:00 <Sara-Serina> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/29418257/millionaire-s-wife-jailed-for-centrelink-scam/#page1
13:24:00 <Exo> hahahaha
13:24:00 <Sara-Serina> sad who calls their kid Deleon
13:24:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
13:27:00 <Sara-Serina> hi im deleon... deleon alonso
13:32:00 <Exo> there was this dude in a centrelink near my area who went in got his payments cut
13:33:00 <Sara-Serina> ;/
13:33:00 <Exo> so he left and returned later with a paper bag with a hole at the bottom filled with shit and he swung it around in anger
13:33:00 <Exo> shit went flying everywhere
13:33:00 <Sara-Serina> ouch lol
13:33:00 <Pyro-> did any hit the fan?!? that would be hectic
13:34:00 <Exo> hahaha it would literally in that situation
13:35:00 <Exo> no shampoo and water would be enough to wash yourself with if u were hit hehe
13:36:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
13:42:00 <milk> was he a drug dealer?
13:46:00 <Exo> high possibility
13:49:00 <milk> cant solve the drug problem that easy
13:50:00 <milk> but I agree with when they making heaps of dough they should pay their own way
13:50:00 <Exo> centrelinks just petty cash to dealers
13:50:00 <Pyro-> drug test everyone on the dole.. no pass no money
13:51:00 <Pyro-> most people have to do it for jobs, thatr pay tax, that they get.. so it's only fair
13:53:00 <Exo> yep thats the mentality
13:54:00 <Pyro-> cut off their payments.. and their faces!
13:56:00 <Pyro-> i know a couple of guys who work as pickers, by choice
13:56:00 <Pyro-> well, one has worked his way up, he just drives the tractor.. the other picks the veg and fills the bins
13:57:00 <Pyro-> lots and lots of lettuces
13:57:00 <Pyro-> other things as well i think, but mostly lettuce
13:58:00 <Exo> make em wash public toilets
14:00:00 <cgodfx> agreeed Pyro-
14:01:00 <cgodfx> i see that the cleaners for the goverment house, went on strike for not getting paid enough
14:01:00 <cgodfx> like really ? there cleaners
14:01:00 <cgodfx> getting like $22 an hr
14:01:00 <Pyro-> there wouldn't be much to clean because all the ploiticians are still full of shit..
14:02:00 <cgodfx> ha
14:02:00 <cgodfx> haha
14:02:00 <Exo> hahaha
14:02:00 <Pyro-> they probably throw a lot of things on the ground though
14:04:00 <cgodfx> no wonder they are choosing foriegner workers, at least they are greatfull to have a job.
14:05:00 <Exo> `topic Almost got away with it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvwx_woiItk
14:05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: indian guy has meth, pipe, hooker, excuses (Feb 23, 2014) Time: 2:29 - Category: Comedy - 742,870 views - 3,370 likes (98.8%), 42 dislikes (1.2%)
14:06:00 <Pyro-> and even being paid under award wage like all the indians at 7-11 .. they were still living like kings compared to their home counties
14:08:00 <milk> I guess the australian worker has become too expensive
14:08:00 <Exo> too overqualified to do anything
14:09:00 <milk> over time the union has made jobs more expensive than the productivity of a worker
14:12:00 <Exo> massive fail
14:13:00 <Pyro-> oh&s killed productivity to protect those with no common sense
14:14:00 <Exo> but what jobs can someone like christopher do and would u hire him if u were a boss
14:18:00 <Pyro-> he can lick the windows clean
14:20:00 <Exo> lolll
14:21:00 <Pyro-> for whatever the industry standard minimum wage is.. casual basis, limited hours per week
14:21:00 <Pyro-> and it'd still pay more than the dole
14:22:00 <Exo> speak of the devil
14:22:00 <Exo> u need pay him weekend rates
14:23:00 <Pyro-> no weekend work .. i don't even do that..
14:24:00 <Pyro-> shit.. time flies.. better shower and get dressed for work
14:24:00 <Exo> eeek afternoon shift
14:24:00 <Exo> godspeed
14:25:00 <Sik> hi
14:26:00 <Exo> hey Sik welcome back buddy
14:26:00 <Exo> where u been?
14:27:00 <Sik> fucked if i know under the sun
14:27:00 <Sik> who knows really where the fuck we are
14:27:00 <Exo> word
14:28:00 <Exo> u wanna go for lunch
14:28:00 <Sik> id love food if u came
14:28:00 <Sik> but stopp talking shit
14:28:00 <Exo> u gotta travel down here
14:28:00 <Sik> nah man
14:28:00 <Sik> sick of u shit talkers
14:28:00 <DoC> who did you kiss Sik?
14:28:00 <Exo> faster by train
14:29:00 <Exo> lol howdy D0C
14:29:00 <DoC> <@{^Y^}koala> element is upset i kissed a woman last nite
14:29:00 <Sik> lols
14:29:00 <DoC> pretty good mate
14:29:00 <DoC> hows you Exo?
14:29:00 <Exo> Sik was touched by an angel
14:29:00 <Stringer> Sik where is the girl now?
14:29:00 <Exo> not bad got the day off and here i am chatting to tisk the piss
14:29:00 <Stringer> Any intentions of 'hooking up' again?
14:30:00 <DoC> Sik, why the loser element is jealous of you?
14:30:00 <Exo> i thought he sad several loose women
14:30:00 <Exo> had
14:30:00 <DoC> have you kissed his dream girl?
14:30:00 <Sik> i have
14:30:00 <DoC> LOL
14:31:00 <Stringer> Chris Mine
14:31:00 <Sik> yes what
14:31:00 <Sik> u having a go
14:31:00 <Sik> cunt
14:31:00 <Sik> come
14:31:00 <Exo> Sik is so violent
14:31:00 <cgodfx> C U NEXT THURSDAY
14:31:00 <Sik> k
14:31:00 <DoC> so you have kissed jen Sik dont you?
14:32:00 <Sik> i found god last night and im atheist
14:32:00 <Exo> when did sik kiss someone with his jay z lips
14:33:00 <DoC> Exo, sik is feeling very happy atm he met an irc chick
14:33:00 <Stringer> Sik where is your hook up now?
14:33:00 <Sik> we sucked tongues
14:33:00 <Exo> damm ;(
14:33:00 <Stringer> I heard she went to meet up with osskkaarr again
14:33:00 <Exo> when can i meet one
14:33:00 <Sik> lols
14:34:00 <Exo> all i need is a hug and my fkn life would be back on track
14:34:00 <DoC> lol
14:34:00 <Exo> why does Sik get all the ladies
14:35:00 <DoC> Cause he is cute?
14:35:00 <Exo> no doubt about that
14:35:00 <Exo> looks like one of that fags from one direction
14:37:00 <DoC> lol
14:41:00 <Stringer> Sik
14:41:00 <Stringer> come into nerdhacks
14:42:00 <Stringer> lets rub your sucking face into osskkaarr
14:42:00 <cgodfx> Sara-Serina give exo a hug
14:47:00 <Exo> g'afternoon Grim
14:47:00 <Grim> hi there Exo
14:47:00 <Grim> how sit going this fine day?
14:48:00 <Exo> not bad not bad at all
14:48:00 <Exo> tried a kebab at this new place it was drenched in oil
14:48:00 <Grim> good to hear :)
14:48:00 <Exo> 2 thumbs down
14:48:00 <Grim> oh no
14:49:00 <Grim> two oily thumbs at that
14:50:00 <Exo> lol yep
14:50:00 <Grim> might be good for something loool
14:50:00 <Grim> if you wanna thumb someone
14:51:00 <Exo> haha yeah
14:51:00 <Grim> he might orgasm careful
14:53:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
14:54:00 <Exo> lol i wouldnt be suprised
14:54:00 <Sara-Serina> i went to rest my eyes
14:54:00 <Sara-Serina> exhausted
14:56:00 <Exo> have a power nap
14:56:00 <Sara-Serina> i just did
14:56:00 <Exo> my power naps take 5 hours ;p
14:56:00 <nate> lol
14:57:00 <nate> thats alot of power
14:57:00 <Sara-Serina> lol id take one too but i wont get up in time for picking him up and them too
14:57:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
14:57:00 <Exo> i charge like an iphone charger
14:58:00 <Sara-Serina> i cant wait for weekend
14:58:00 <Sara-Serina> but i have to to do a sunshine coast run first tomorrow
14:58:00 <Sara-Serina> get them to her work truck so she can pick it up
15:00:00 <Exo> yep
15:00:00 <Exo> just a day to go
15:01:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh
15:04:00 <Exo> https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/29422479/man-risks-life-to-save-bbq-ribs-from-house-fire/?cmp=fb
15:06:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
15:08:00 <Exo> man risks life to save cones
15:09:00 <Exo> watching king of queens
15:09:00 <Sara-Serina> ah lucky
15:09:00 <Sara-Serina> i decided to watch youtube
15:10:00 <Exo> u have any conez Glenn
15:11:00 <Sara-Serina> llol
15:13:00 <Exo> did u go to woodstock glen
15:30:00 <Sik> lol
15:30:00 <Sik> fucken fried cunts
15:30:00 <Sik> lolz
15:31:00 <Stringer> Sik what was it like getting that tongue down the throat man?
15:35:00 <Sik> cant remember
15:35:00 <Sik> where i put my rollie papers
15:35:00 <Sik> i bought yesterday
15:37:00 <Sik> hmm what song suits this time of the moment
15:37:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
15:37:00 <Sik> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXcCtR58jcQ ;-P
15:37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: apologize techno 2015 (Aug 22, 2015) Time: 3:51 - Category: Music - 15 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
15:38:00 <Sik> for fuck sake i dont know
15:38:00 <Sik> duh
15:39:00 <Sik> 101 kinda meaning behind
15:39:00 <Sik> struggle to find your own reality
15:39:00 <Sik> i made mine
15:39:00 <Sik> i happy in it
15:39:00 <Sik> create the universe
15:39:00 <Sik> then get back to me
15:41:00 <Sik> neways hun
15:41:00 <Sik> this is your song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYxucoBlVh8
15:41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ADELE FEVER PITCH TECHNO 2015 remix (Aug 18, 2015) Time: 3:47 - Category: Music - 45 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
15:43:00 <Sik> fuck this i going straight to songy
15:43:00 <Sik> sony
15:43:00 <Sik> the fucken one and only
15:44:00 <Sik> u want a rattle hum bass
15:44:00 <Sik> lols
15:44:00 <Sik> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcbzvSufO1k
15:44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AcidHouse 2015 music (Aug 17, 2015) Time: 3:16 - Category: Music - 30 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
15:45:00 <Sik> someone fucken talk
15:45:00 <Sik> oi
15:45:00 <Sik> shit heads
15:50:00 <Sara-Serina> lolol
15:50:00 <DoC> LOL
15:50:00 <DoC> sup Glenn? :)
15:51:00 <StrykerX> G'day Glenn
15:51:00 <StrykerX> How are ya
15:51:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
15:51:00 <StrykerX> Premature tab.
15:52:00 <StrykerX> Anyway CS time
15:52:00 <StrykerX> Bbl.
15:52:00 <lx> 1,0 The channel will be quiet without you1,0 StrykerX...
15:52:00 <StrykerX> It sure will lx!
15:52:00 <lx> 10,0 - A Law of Computer Programming: Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you will find the programmers cannot write in English.
15:52:00 <DoC> lol
15:52:00 <DoC> lx lx lx
15:53:00 <lx> 10,0 - Absentee: A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove himself from the sphere of exaction.
15:55:00 <nate> tisk hows how to sweep a woman off her feet :L
15:56:00 <nate> into his manly arms
15:56:00 <nate> knows how?:)
15:56:00 <nate> hows how
15:56:00 <nate> :D
15:56:00 <nate> good typing!
15:59:00 <Sik> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiRg07-c_X8
15:59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Swift 2 Blame Forgotten remix 2015 (Jun 7, 2015) Time: 4:31 - Category: Music - 45 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
15:59:00 <nate> siky im having dim sims babe
15:59:00 <nate> soya and sweet chilli
15:59:00 <nate> what u have on yours?
16:03:00 <Sara-Serina> he has cum :P
16:04:00 <nate> hot girl cum for sure
16:04:00 <nate> tisk u devil
20:17:00 <anotherirc3r> Steven Austin?
20:17:00 <Chris> Yep
20:17:00 <Chris> well Steve
20:18:00 <Chris> 6 milion dollar man ;p
20:18:00 <^bozoJim> hello Glenn
20:19:00 <Exo> hey guys
20:19:00 <Exo> how we all doing tonight
20:20:00 <StrykerX> Exo, wb man
20:20:00 <Chris> Evening Glenn
20:20:00 <^bozoJim> hello Exo
20:23:00 <anotherirc3r> Chris, Stonecold?!
20:27:00 <Sik> cause chris said so
20:27:00 <Sik> and thats the bottom line
20:27:00 <Sik> i havent watch wwe in 10 years
20:28:00 <Chris> anotherirc3r, no, Lee majors :)
20:29:00 <anotherirc3r> hehe okay
20:30:00 <Chris> haha
20:30:00 <Chris> im guessing you never watched the six million dollar man
20:31:00 <anotherirc3r> what is that?
20:31:00 <Chris> haha
20:31:00 <Sik> anotherirc3r i made this song for u a while ago https://soundcloud.com/alisid/fever-pitch
20:31:00 <Chris> well he has a bionic eye, one right arm and 2 legs ;p
20:32:00 <Sik> yeah they repaired him to have super strength a nd speed
20:32:00 <Chris> and he fights the bad guys
20:32:00 <Sik> the original robo cop
20:32:00 <anotherirc3r> wicked
20:34:00 <Chris> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGO57y4td-c
20:34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Six Million Dollar Man Intro (Feb 24, 2015) Time: - Category: Film & Animation - 11,109 views - likes (94.7%), 2 dislikes (5.3%)
20:34:00 <Exo> robo cops a loser
20:34:00 <Exo> will get owned by the terminator
20:35:00 <Sik> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/lost-in-love
20:35:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Exo
20:36:00 <Exo> hello anotherirc3r
20:36:00 <Exo> where have u been
20:37:00 <Chris> Exo, hey Austin was from the 70's, terminator from the future ;p
20:38:00 <anotherirc3r> developed a life
20:38:00 <anotherirc3r> haha no
20:38:00 <anotherirc3r> just got over IRC
20:40:00 <Chris> Irc pretty boring most night so i go out hunting wabbits
20:41:00 <Exo> lol you can leave IRC and get back to life without a written permission slip
20:49:00 <Chris> You should charge a 20 cent enter fee to Sydney
20:49:00 <Exo> DJ zade
20:49:00 <anotherirc3r> noooo *clings onto IRC*
20:49:00 <Exo> 20 cent or smokes
20:50:00 <Chris> Yep
20:55:00 <Zade> hello Exo
20:55:00 <Zade> i dont smoke
20:55:00 <Zade> but it looks like a good thing to do now
20:56:00 <Exo> no man dont take up smoking
20:57:00 <Zade> i need a hobby
20:57:00 <Exo> it will lead u down a dark road
20:57:00 <Exo> dark road to noble park
20:57:00 <Zade> oh that sounds excitin g
20:58:00 <Zade> i have never been to noble park
20:58:00 <Exo> this is what may happen to you
20:58:00 <Exo> http://dudecomedy.com/drunk-guy-wakes-up-in-back-alley-to-homeless-man-giving-him-oral/
20:58:00 <Exo> wb Kezzie ;-)
20:59:00 <Kezzie> ta
20:59:00 <Zade> how far is noble park from prahran?
20:59:00 <anotherirc3r> Kezzie!!!!
20:59:00 <Exo> you would have follow a yellow brick road to get there
20:59:00 <Kezzie> anotherirc3r!!!
20:59:00 <Exo> along the way u fill find bums and junkies in the forrest
21:00:00 <Zade> and i wonder if the homeless man swallows
21:00:00 <anotherirc3r> how are you gorgeous?!
21:00:00 <Exo> homeless man just wanted the D
21:00:00 <Zade> ok ta and you anotherirc3r?
21:01:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kvqEAVvc0Q
21:01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guy Sebastian - All I Need Is You (Jan 25, 2010) Time: 4:03 - Category: Entertainment - 242,097 views - 671 likes (98.1%), 13 dislikes (1.9%)
21:01:00 <Zade> big plans for the weekend Exo?
21:02:00 <Exo> no plans yet buddy
21:02:00 <Exo> will think about what to do tomorrow whilst at work
21:02:00 <Exo> urself?
21:02:00 <Exo> DJing at any clubs this weekend
21:03:00 <Zade> well if i dont pick up i might go to noble park
21:03:00 <StrykerX> LOL
21:03:00 <StrykerX> Get high instead?
21:03:00 <Sik> hey
21:03:00 <Sik> made song https://soundcloud.com/luckysum/lost-last-night-mix
21:04:00 <Zade> nuh i only do that kind of stuff overseas now
21:04:00 <Exo> https://www.facebook.com/9gag/photos/a.109041001839.105995.21785951839/10152606656151840/?type=1&theater
21:04:00 <StrykerX> Amsterdam?
21:04:00 <Exo> tomorrowland
21:04:00 <Zade> ibiza
21:04:00 <StrykerX> Oh right
21:05:00 <Exo> bangkok
21:05:00 <Zade> i been to ibiza 3 times
21:05:00 <Exo> are u going stereosonic this year zade
21:05:00 <Zade> prob not
21:05:00 <anotherirc3r> lol Exo. the guy can pay for his own food and get his own damned drinks
21:05:00 <Exo> u have to go gym for a year to prepare for it
21:06:00 <Zade> only asian country i been to was singapore
21:06:00 <Exo> but free food and drinks are always better anotherirc3r !
21:06:00 <Chris> I wanna be the fattest man on Earth
21:06:00 <anotherirc3r> true. he can buy mine
21:06:00 <Exo> not bad Sik lost last night mix
21:06:00 <Exo> he can buy yours but u need to put out
21:07:00 <Chris> eat KFC and greasy chips and get the chics
21:07:00 <anotherirc3r> why's that Exo?
21:07:00 <Exo> when you become the fastest man i will run u over with a segway
21:08:00 <Zade> when i am drunk i eat kfc and i still dont put on weight
21:09:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
21:09:00 <Chris> :(
21:09:00 <anotherirc3r> mmmm KFC
21:09:00 <Kezzie> night again trying bed again
21:10:00 <Chris> I think of that chicken getting skinnedd alive when i enjoy my KFC
21:10:00 <Exo> goodnight dear Kezzie
21:10:00 <Exo> i cant afford KFC
21:10:00 <Exo> i buy SFC from coles
21:10:00 <Exo> 1/2 sales
21:11:00 <Chris> haha
21:11:00 <Zade> what is sfc?
21:11:00 <Chris> poor Exo, the share market crash
21:11:00 <Exo> http://i.imgur.com/0b0ot8S.jpg
21:11:00 <Exo> fk yeah
21:11:00 <Exo> not poor Chris, just humble
21:11:00 <Exo> i eat with the blue collar workers
21:12:00 <Chris> haha
21:12:00 <Zade> oh
21:12:00 <Sik> zade listen to this
21:12:00 <Sik> https://soundcloud.com/luckysum/lost-last-night-mix
21:12:00 <Chris> Jimmy Barnes hey
21:12:00 <Sik> its trances made 20 mins ago
21:14:00 <Zade> almost trance they play at bush doofs
21:14:00 <Sik> kk
21:14:00 <Sik> cool
21:14:00 <Sik> its pretty good
21:14:00 <Sik> thats anotherirc3r's song
21:14:00 <Sik> i made just for her now
21:14:00 <Zade> cool
21:15:00 <Exo> can u dedicated a song to me sik
21:15:00 <Sik> original was made by legend b
21:15:00 <Sik> i have #legend
21:15:00 <Sik> lols
21:15:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27AXunGRo5E
21:16:00 <Exo> spammer
21:16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Legend B Lost In Love (May 14, 2007) Time: 6:06 - Category: Music - 2,058,685 views - likes (98.2%), 142 dislikes (1.8%)
21:17:00 <Exo> i wish i had musical talent to create music
21:17:00 <Exo> might need some cones
21:17:00 <Exo> wb ash
21:17:00 <Exo> ash ketchum
21:18:00 <Chris> LSSSSSD makes you creative
21:18:00 <Exo> :-(
21:18:00 <^bozoJim> hi ashleighxtrinity
21:18:00 <Exo> i took some crystal meth only allowed me to paint like picasso
21:18:00 <ashleighxtrinity> hai there ^bozoJim
21:19:00 <Exo> howdy jim
21:19:00 <ashleighxtrinity> are we talking about drugs?
21:19:00 <Exo> wb again ash
21:19:00 <Exo> yes indeed
21:19:00 <StrykerX> Yer, ash gets insta-voice
21:19:00 <StrykerX> I see how it is!
21:19:00 <Exo> u have any personal experience with drugs
21:19:00 <StrykerX> Thought you were cool Exo!
21:19:00 <ashleighxtrinity> i tried meth once
21:19:00 <Exo> i am cool or so i thought i was until cool became something different
21:19:00 <StrykerX> She's the drug queen looooool
21:20:00 <Exo> that's dOPE !
21:20:00 <JedStar> evening all
21:20:00 <ashleighxtrinity> not really. fucked myself up pretty good on it
21:20:00 <Zade> hello JedStar
21:20:00 <ashleighxtrinity> hi JedStar
21:20:00 <Zade> hello ^bozoJim
21:20:00 <Exo> hay hay jed
21:20:00 <Exo> have u taken meth before
21:20:00 <Exo> would u do it again ash
21:20:00 <JedStar> howdy Zade, ashleighxtrinity, Exo
21:21:00 <JedStar> How are we all tonight?
21:21:00 <JedStar> Have I taken meth Exo?
21:21:00 <Zade> fine and dandy and yourself?
21:21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> fuck no exo, never do it
21:21:00 <JedStar> good thanks Zade
21:21:00 <JedStar> What's happening on this Thursday night?
21:21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ruined two years of my life :/
21:22:00 <Zade> not much JedStar, any plans for the weekend?
21:23:00 <Exo> but u only tried it once
21:23:00 <Exo> do u need a hug to get your life back on track
21:24:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzHZx66gVBQ
21:24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> i mean like the whole 'i'll just try it once'
21:24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guy Sebastian - Battle Scars Lyrics (HQ) (Aug 14, 2012) Time: 4:09 - Category: Music - 2,431,256 views - 12,469 likes (97.1%), 379 dislikes (2.9%)
21:24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ended up on it for a long while...
21:25:00 <Exo> all it took was one try?
21:25:00 <ashleighxtrinity> lost my job, friends, car
21:25:00 <ashleighxtrinity> im kinda weak willed i guess. it feels amazing, there's a very strong temptation
21:25:00 <Exo> thats what happened to Sik but i dont think anyone would ever offer him drugs
21:25:00 <Exo> howd u quit?
21:26:00 <ashleighxtrinity> and you get the 'down' but its not so bad. not until you've done it a few times and it starts to be all you can think about
21:26:00 <ashleighxtrinity> long story..
21:26:00 <Exo> gosh that sounds terrible
21:26:00 <ashleighxtrinity> yeah never try it :(
21:27:00 <Exo> yeah everytime im offered i think about tisk
21:27:00 <Exo> and strongly refuse
21:28:00 <Chris> Im very poor so i sniff petrol.... ohh wait petrol is fckn expensive now
21:28:00 <Zade> tisk is a good bloke
21:28:00 <ashleighxtrinity> i was lucky, i got away without permanent brain damage or lost teeth, scars etc
21:28:00 <Exo> tisk was a good bloke til druGs took over his life
21:28:00 <ashleighxtrinity> seen so many fucked up people
21:28:00 <Exo> Chris sniff some paint or liquid paper
21:28:00 <Chris> ahh yeah
21:28:00 <ashleighxtrinity> the way tisk talks when he's having a bad day... I've been around people who are like that on a good day
21:28:00 <Exo> ur one of the lucky ones ash
21:28:00 <ashleighxtrinity> it's not fun
21:28:00 <Chris> ill sniff rolfs pant
21:29:00 <Chris> paint
21:29:00 <Chris> not his pants!
21:29:00 <Exo> maybe u can guide him and get him to quit ash
21:29:00 <Exo> sure Chris SURE
21:30:00 <MrMark> any syd boys wanna blowjob?
21:30:00 <ashleighxtrinity> once you get to that point you can only quit when you've sold all your stuff and there's nothing left to sell or steal and you've been kicked out and someone notices and says 'hey you look fucked, lets get you to hospital'
21:30:00 <Chris> Ill just sniff marks undies
21:30:00 <ashleighxtrinity> rofl MrMark
21:30:00 <Exo> MrMark http://dudecomedy.com/drunk-guy-wakes-up-in-back-alley-to-homeless-man-giving-him-oral/
21:30:00 <Zade> i am sorted thanks MrMark, i am going to noble park
21:30:00 <ashleighxtrinity> how far would you drive to give someone a blowjob MrMark
21:30:00 <MrMark> 0km
21:31:00 <Exo> LOL
21:31:00 <Exo> did u have to go through rehab ash
21:31:00 <ashleighxtrinity> LOL Exo
21:31:00 <MrMark> 0km..................cos i dont drink and drive
21:31:00 <Exo> MrMark gives the best BJs
21:32:00 <Zade> do you swallow MrMark?
21:32:00 <Chris> Mark this is why our relationship ended, you just cant be trusted
21:32:00 <Exo> but i suffer from premature ejaculation
21:32:00 <Exo> will jizz before my pants are off
21:32:00 <ashleighxtrinity> so you drink cum MrMark
21:32:00 <Exo> hahahaha
21:33:00 <MrMark> i always swallow
21:33:00 <Exo> theres a glory hole place near my house looking for peeps MrMark
21:33:00 <Zade> i like a person who finishes the job properly to the end
21:34:00 <Exo> gobbies !
21:34:00 <flammable> Exo knows, he runs the joint
21:34:00 <flammable> president and CEO of DickWall(tm)
21:34:00 <Exo> hahaha yep
21:35:00 <Exo> im thinking of starting an app soon for my business soon too
21:35:00 <Exo> swipe right for the cock u like
21:35:00 <Exo> zuckerberg will want to buy me out
21:35:00 <Zade> i think you are on a winner
21:36:00 <flammable> cinder - the C stands for cock "finding homos near you..."
21:36:00 <Exo> hey
21:36:00 <flammable> "bigDik49m - 1km away - 'I love sushi and dogging, anytime'"
21:36:00 <Exo> how would u know girls won use the app
21:36:00 <Exo> hahaha
21:37:00 <Exo> if there was such an app, we wouldnt see mrmark here anymore :-(
21:37:00 <Zade> thats ok smashmouth was offering goobies
21:38:00 <Zade> and gobbies
21:38:00 <flammable> goobies wut
21:39:00 <Exo> nah his gobbies arent good
21:39:00 <Exo> uses too much teeth
21:39:00 <flammable> gooby pls
21:39:00 <Exo> like putting ur penis through a set of pants zipper
21:39:00 <flammable> http://img09.deviantart.net/96b2/i/2012/172/d/7/gooby_by_cremedelabutt-d54bphg.jpg
21:40:00 <Exo> goofy on meth !
21:40:00 <flammable> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_qyYwNijZ6A/UAcG1CK5qWI/AAAAAAAABBo/h0ufLuZllxQ/s1600/Gooby-and-Dolan-take-LSD.png
21:40:00 <lx> 10,0 - Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me!
21:40:00 <Chris> so boring
21:40:00 <flammable> there he's on LSD
21:40:00 <Exo> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=474925392690408&set=a.344938162355799.1073741826.100005188544708&type=1&theater
21:40:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
21:41:00 <Exo> order a call girl
21:41:00 <flammable> anotherirc3r, had much sex lately? word around the traps is you do lots of that
21:41:00 <Chris> my blow up doesnt ask for money
21:41:00 <Zade> just air
21:41:00 <anotherirc3r> always listen to IRC gossip, flammable?
21:42:00 <Exo> whats the goss
21:42:00 <Exo> can i follow it on twitter
21:42:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol exo
21:42:00 <Chris> lot of sex sounds good
21:42:00 <flammable> its the internet - it must be true
21:42:00 <flammable> http://i.imgur.com/4tXbARr.webm
21:42:00 <Chris> most on IRC get none
21:42:00 <^pHANTOM^> ta
21:43:00 <Exo> howdy phantOm
21:43:00 <^pHANTOM^> howdy exO
21:43:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
21:43:00 <Exo> hahahaha
21:43:00 <^pHANTOM^> hehe
21:43:00 <Exo> better than maccas ice cream
21:43:00 <Zade> i dont have twitter
21:44:00 <^pHANTOM^> eww
21:45:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W8hsVvyKt4
21:45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MORTAL KOMBAT ELEVATOR PRANK! (Sep 14, 2014) Time: 2:38 - Category: Comedy - 49,153,573 views - 716,992 likes (98.1%), 13,613 dislikes (1.9%)
21:45:00 <Exo> Mortal kombat VS street fighter
21:45:00 <Chris> ahh well at least there is always trance hey ^pHANTOM^
21:46:00 <^pHANTOM^> sure is :D
21:46:00 <Exo> get with the times Zade
21:46:00 <Chris> actually its music that causes the drug problems
21:46:00 <Chris> ill ban music like Kim in Korea
21:46:00 <Exo> what are music concerts without druGs
21:47:00 <Chris> That fat fuck Kim has it all worked out
21:48:00 <Chris> and not Kim.K, she is just gorgeous
21:48:00 <Exo> kanye is kyooote
21:49:00 <georgeandwell> i like the music in mortal combat
21:49:00 <Chris> !stat
21:49:00 <StatsOP> Chris: 14996 words, 74972 letters, 32 smilies, time wasted: 27 weeks 3 days 8 hours 23 minutes .
21:49:00 <Zade> i dont have facebook anymore either
21:50:00 <Chris> !place
21:50:00 <StatsOP> Chris is on place #10 out of 245.
21:50:00 <Chris> 245 losers ;p
21:50:00 <^pHANTOM^> !place
21:50:00 <StatsOP> ^pHANTOM^ is on place #36 out of 245.
21:50:00 <^pHANTOM^> heh
21:51:00 <Exo> yeah mortal kombat music is sick
21:51:00 <Exo> !top10
21:51:00 <StatsOP> Top10(words): 1. Exo(63300) 2. Tisk(39544) 3. shadsam(37923) 4. ^bozojim(30853) 5. beagle(29153) 6. nate(26975) 7. Glenn(22553) 8. goddess_of_Cath^(19390) 9. BlackDevil(17710) 10. Chris(15000)
21:51:00 <Chris> I wish that bot could tell me whois on place 245, they get a prize
21:51:00 <Exo> hahaha
21:52:00 <Exo> give them some SFC
21:52:00 <Chris> Yep
21:52:00 <Exo> lucky Digerati is still not around
21:52:00 <Exo> bot would be broKen
21:53:00 <MrMark> penis!!!!
21:53:00 <MrMark> i always swallow!!!!
21:54:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWbzten6JEs
21:54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Duke Dumont from Radio 1 in Ibiza HD (Aug 3, 2014) Time: 23:43 - Category: Music - 608,356 views - 2,057 likes (96.7%), 70 dislikes (3.3%)
21:54:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqpBEEV6Sxk
21:54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: STREET FIGHTER ELEVATOR PRANK! (Jun 21, 2015) Time: 3:45 - Category: Entertainment - 8,898,566 views - 306,965 likes (96.3%), 11,899 dislikes (3.7%)
21:54:00 <Exo> LOL what am i watching at this time
21:55:00 <Exo> MrMark wants to give free BJs
21:55:00 <Exo> are there any takers
21:55:00 <Exo> dun be shy
21:55:00 <Zade> where does MrMark live?
21:55:00 <Exo> bondi beach
21:55:00 <Zade> oh
21:56:00 <Zade> noble park is closer
21:58:00 <Exo> but MrMark has personal hygiene i think
21:58:00 <Exo> the dude in noble park has week or even months of accumulated cock cheese
22:01:00 <FreshPrinceOfNoblePark> `listban -
22:02:00 <FreshPrinceOfNoblePark> `unban *!*@plant.yo.ass.on.deezenutz.com
22:02:00 <FreshPrinceOfNoblePark> `unban *!*@*.clients.kiwiirc.com
22:06:00 <Kanye> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay9BWM8lwOA
22:06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2pac-Changes (May 12, 2009) Time: 4:54 - Category: Music - 21,675,520 views - 79,673 likes (98.3%), 1,366 dislikes (1.7%)
22:09:00 <Chris> Mark left, so rude, in the middle of our cyber chat
22:10:00 <Kanye> maybe he got a message
22:10:00 <Kanye> and now his putting on his dress n getting ready
22:13:00 <Chris> :(
22:13:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
22:14:00 <Kanye> adjusting his pink knickers
22:16:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECu0EqTYk-E
22:16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ishome - Eva (HD Video) (Sep 16, 2013) Time: 6:06 - Category: Music - 178,414 views - 1,706 likes (97.9%), 36 dislikes (2.1%)
22:18:00 <Kanye> train strikes tomorrow erk
22:20:00 <Chris> there are still train strikes?
22:21:00 <Chris> i havent caught a train since high school when i was a pleb
22:21:00 <Kanye> they want more money
22:21:00 <Kanye> ever since u sold off your apple shares u dont need to take a train anymore
22:22:00 <Chris> actually, im told trains are where u can rub up against a chic and you dont get charged for assault
22:23:00 <Chris> i think ill catch trains again
22:24:00 <Exo> these days u go on a train u will get blasted by some bogan to back to YeRh Country brown bastard
22:26:00 <Chris> lol
22:27:00 <Chris> modern trains are boring, the old red rattlers in NSW you could open the doors and climb onto the roof
22:28:00 <Exo> hahaha
22:28:00 <Exo> still got train surfers
22:30:00 <Exo> six inch sub
22:33:00 <Chris> ohh
22:34:00 <Chris> bad.....
22:36:00 <Exo> ticket inspectors using brute force on suspected train fare evaders
22:36:00 <Exo> well mainly school girls
22:37:00 <Chris> haha no one cared when i went to school, adults never paid
22:38:00 <Exo> lol is that when the tickets were like lottery scratchies
22:38:00 <Chris> no ticket collecor at gate, they were all stoned in the office or toilet
22:38:00 <Exo> scratch the date
22:38:00 <Exo> good times
22:38:00 <Exo> its like $150 a month now
22:38:00 <Exo> see inspectors everyday
22:38:00 <Chris> haha
22:38:00 <Exo> got those undercover ones
22:39:00 <Exo> i got nabbed but they wrote my name and birth date wrong so i aint paying ;)
22:39:00 <Chris> modern times are crap, and the country is bankruptt anyway... when no one paid, money was never a problem
22:41:00 <Chris> $150 a month hahah
22:41:00 <Exo> just as bad driving
22:41:00 <Exo> congested roads traffic
22:41:00 <Exo> rego insurance blah blah
22:42:00 <Chris> we sed to get off the train, and most days just cross the line, too much effort to walk the long way
22:43:00 <Chris> no one gave a shit
22:44:00 <Chris> and there wasnt all this violence, peopl just lived free
22:45:00 <Chris> all the wogs and aussies got along together
22:45:00 <Exo> now wheres the blame to be put
22:46:00 <Chris> dunno, teachers could flash their tits, no one got arrested
22:46:00 <Exo> double standards haha
22:46:00 <Exo> like when a female teacher sleeps with a student
22:47:00 <Exo> as opposed to male
22:47:00 <Chris> yeah, no one cared.. well my nephew tells me the problem today is we live in a nanny state
22:48:00 <Chris> like in Nazi Germay, and ppl turn on each other
22:49:00 <Exo> now under abbott they will be stopping people in the street to check their visas
22:56:00 <Cath^> CarlosSpicyWeiner lol
22:56:00 <Cath^> hi ^bozoJim
22:56:00 <Chris> hah
22:56:00 <^bozoJim> h/i Cath^
22:57:00 <Cath^> hey Chris
22:57:00 <Chris> here she is, the original bad girl
22:57:00 <Cath^> do i want to know who that is Chris ?
22:57:00 <Cath^> oi
22:57:00 <Cath^> lol
22:57:00 <Cath^> you know i'm sweet and innocent right??
22:58:00 <Chris> I bet Cath used to climb onto the roof of trains when she was a schoolgirl
22:58:00 <Cath^> no comments
22:58:00 <Cath^> next
22:59:00 <Chris> hehe
22:59:00 <Cath^> lol of course it's StrykerX
23:00:00 <Chris> Exo, at school differences were sorted with a fist fight, no one brought a AK47 to school to settle disputes
23:00:00 <Exo> wb cath & jim
23:00:00 <Cath^> ta Exo
23:00:00 <Exo> cath is bad to the bone
23:00:00 <Cath^> oi
23:00:00 <^bozoJim> ty Exo
23:01:00 <^bozoJim> I had my eye start bleeding hence I quit fast
23:01:00 <Chris> 2015 sad
23:01:00 <Cath^> bleeding eye whoa
23:01:00 <Exo> i aint go no ones back !
23:01:00 <Exo> im a lone wolf
23:01:00 <Cath^> you got my front?
23:01:00 <^bozoJim> I have a few problems with it at present and do not know what caused it
23:02:00 <Exo> in school yards its the bigger kid beating up the smaller one
23:02:00 <Exo> except now its all oover the tube
23:02:00 <^bozoJim> I stopped it and am awaiting information from the hospital as to what they want to do as they cannot treat it here
23:02:00 <Exo> yes Cath^ :'D
23:02:00 <Cath^> lol
23:02:00 <Cath^> sheesh
23:02:00 <^bozoJim> I would need to go 200km to burnie or 260 to Hobart
23:03:00 <Cath^> best go to hobart
23:03:00 <^bozoJim> yes true
23:03:00 <^bozoJim> I am awaiting their decision
23:03:00 <^bozoJim> as I managed to stop it myself
23:03:00 <Exo> hobart has more advanced facilities & treatment?
23:03:00 <Cath^> you'd think
23:04:00 <Cath^> where bouts is it bleeding?
23:04:00 <^bozoJim> it was coming from the tempoal side of the eye out the eye and I had a rush of floaters
23:04:00 <^bozoJim> my retina is still attached
23:05:00 <Cath^> oh good
23:05:00 <^bozoJim> floaters are settling
23:05:00 <Cath^> kk
23:05:00 <^bozoJim> beeding stopped
23:05:00 <Cath^> did you got optometrist?
23:05:00 <^bozoJim> out here one needs to do some self diagnosisat times
23:05:00 <^bozoJim> this was in the last 90 mins
23:05:00 <Exo> need a specialist
23:05:00 <Cath^> oh
23:06:00 <^bozoJim> i know I have bleeders in the back of the eye
23:06:00 <^bozoJim> I am a little comcerned and not to panic mode yet
23:06:00 <Cath^> you should probably be resting your eyes instead
23:07:00 <Cath^> can a doctor do anything?
23:07:00 <^bozoJim> I am screen off I am on full text to speech
23:07:00 <^bozoJim> I am seeing a retinal specialist next wednesday lunctime in Burnie
23:07:00 <Exo> concerning
23:08:00 <^bozoJim> I am an urgent case and it will have taken 12 weeks to get me in
23:08:00 <Cath^> kk
23:08:00 <Cath^> get to the mainland!!
23:08:00 <^bozoJim> I may have to
23:09:00 <^bozoJim> brb phone
23:09:00 <lx> 1,0 It'll be quiet without you1,0 ^bozoJim...
23:10:00 <Exo> :(
23:10:00 <Cath^> SixInchRambo
23:10:00 <Cath^> lol
23:12:00 <Cath^> Jen!!
23:12:00 <Cath^> where have you been?
23:13:00 <Cath^> Exo..
23:14:00 <Chris> Cath, i want KFC
23:14:00 <nate> big greasy bucket?
23:14:00 <Cath^> we all want things we can't have
23:15:00 <^bozoJim> back
23:15:00 <Cath^> wb
23:15:00 <^bozoJim> ty
23:16:00 <Chris> nate, yeh i like the fat content
23:16:00 <Chris> i want my buttocks to get much bigger
23:17:00 <Cath^> lol
23:17:00 <Exo> yes my eminence
23:18:00 <Cath^> :)
23:18:00 <Cath^> nothing
23:19:00 <Cath^> i just like saying your name ;)
23:19:00 <Exo> say my name say my name
23:19:00 <Chris> FatFrank need big buttocks
23:20:00 <Chris> oooOOOOOOooooo
23:20:00 <Cath^> i like em big, round and juicy
23:21:00 <Exo> o_O
23:21:00 <Cath^> lmaooo
23:21:00 <Cath^> sir mixalot
23:21:00 <Cath^> sheesh
23:21:00 <nate> bit of hair in the middle helps 2
23:21:00 <Cath^> o.o
23:21:00 <nate> something to run ya fingers thru
23:22:00 <nate> u knows
23:22:00 <Cath^> i just threw up a little
23:22:00 <Cath^> thanks nate :/
23:22:00 <nate> yes!!
23:22:00 <Chris> I like big butts and i can not lie
23:23:00 <nate> im watching bachelor, miss bitch face doesnt only have a bitch face she is a bitch lol
23:23:00 <Exo> which one is miss bitch face
23:23:00 <Exo> mc hammer !
23:23:00 <nate> older blonde looks dried up
23:23:00 <Cath^> you can't touch this!
23:24:00 <Cath^> do you think the bachelor is cute?
23:24:00 <nate> hes a square
23:24:00 <nate> i hope he has some fun
23:24:00 <nate> the last 2 guys were players, he doesnt seem like he plays the game
23:25:00 <Cath^> he might actually want to find the one
23:25:00 <Exo> if christopher was the bachelor i would watch every episode 30 times
23:25:00 <nate> gotta play with ya food before u eat it
23:25:00 <nate> its da rules
23:28:00 <nate> hehe tisky
23:28:00 <Exo> whos ur favorite nate
23:28:00 <Exo> on the bachelor
23:31:00 <nate> i like the connections possibly made, but it all seems so fake
23:31:00 <nate> i dont really have a favourite, probably the new girl lana with those big fish eyes
23:32:00 <nate> hes like taken back by looking into them ahh ;D
23:33:00 <Exo> my goodness
23:33:00 <Exo> have u fallen for sam
23:38:00 <nate> nah sam is dull
23:38:00 <nate> needs to get excited
23:38:00 <nate> like when tisk sees some weed
23:39:00 <Exo> hahaha
23:39:00 <Exo> but tisk would give a rose to a bag of weed over a nekkid lady
23:47:00 <Zade> oh cath has left
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