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04:16:00 <TNT> soup
08:09:00 <dimaa> monday == coffee day
08:09:00 <dimaa> well...
08:10:00 <dimaa> the fact is everyday is that
08:10:00 <dimaa> but today more than others
08:10:00 <dimaa> hello Glenn
08:10:00 <Sara-Serina> moaning Glenn
08:10:00 <Sara-Serina> ;p
08:10:00 <dimaa> you guys all settling in for the morning?
08:11:00 <Sara-Serina> for now
08:11:00 <dimaa> ive got my workstations up. long black in hand
08:11:00 <dimaa> IRC terminal up
08:11:00 <dimaa> :D
08:13:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Fapstation you mean dimaa
08:13:00 <dimaa> no thats at home
08:13:00 <dimaa> lol
08:14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol
08:15:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I has mocha
08:15:00 <TNT> yes u Chris!
08:15:00 <TNT> the artwork on u yt link
08:15:00 <dimaa> on Saturday i came into th office and wrote this nice python script for testing. and now monday morning im going to use it in real life :D
08:15:00 <dimaa> so NOICE
08:16:00 <TNT> wtf is the fascination with the southern cross?
08:20:00 <TNT> r u a nationalist Glenn?
08:26:00 <TNT> 60% or more of wat u see up ^ there r satellites, some military, some media, some weather, n the remaining r wat's known to pplas stars
08:27:00 <Kezzie> morning Glenn hugs
08:27:00 <Kezzie> morning Jules hugsss
08:27:00 <Kezzie> hi dimaa
08:27:00 <Kezzie> hi TNT
08:27:00 <TNT> or and some communications
08:27:00 <TNT> oh*
08:29:00 <TNT> ye well satellites don't orbit the earth at millions of miles away like stars do, so they don't really need to be that big
08:31:00 <TNT> no, I mad a mstake that I was abt to correct, satelites orbit the earth, stars have their own orbit
08:31:00 <TNT> made*
08:32:00 <TNT> this fckn kb has a weird input, apologies, it's not my machine
08:33:00 <Kezzie> lol
08:33:00 <TNT> on ur end?
08:33:00 <TNT> mabbe
08:35:00 <Kezzie> btw TNT use your manners and say hello back to ppl here if they take the time to say hello i did but wont again till you can say hi back
08:36:00 <TNT> well, f u wannah get anal abt it the fckn satellite is set at given speed on the outers of earth perhaps so that they orbit at same momentum relative to distance away from earth so that they can if wanted keep a still position, even though the fact that they can be moved abt the place back n forth
08:37:00 <TNT> ah hi back Kezzie, soz I must've missed it
08:38:00 <Kezzie> ahahhahaha
08:38:00 <TNT> sois it orbiting or does it orbit with earth?
08:38:00 <TNT> u seem to make t knwnthat u know better, pls enlighten us
08:39:00 <TNT> mr "flat earth"ridiculing junkie
08:40:00 <Kezzie> :)
08:40:00 <Sara-Serina> dunno why people need to resort to name calling...
08:40:00 <TNT> yes, as u depicted, I'm a complete idiot not worth 2 bob of anyne's attention
08:41:00 <Kezzie> they still name calling u on fb Sara-Serina ?
08:41:00 <Sara-Serina> nah
08:41:00 <Sara-Serina> they know better not too :p
08:41:00 <Kezzie> good
08:41:00 <TNT> tell us now .... does a fckn sattelite orbit the erath or not, an it be manouvered about or not?
08:41:00 <Kezzie> no need to swear TNT
08:42:00 <TNT> sputnik
08:42:00 <TNT> u were prolly still a desire in ur dad's nuts when that thing was all the rage
08:43:00 <Sara-Serina> stop being rude TNT really
08:43:00 <Sara-Serina> cant people just have a normal convo that doesnt resort to adults being kids
08:44:00 <Kezzie> wb TNT
08:44:00 <TNT> \o.
08:44:00 <TNT> I have it set on autorejoin
08:44:00 <Sara-Serina> damn cant eat without pain ;/
08:44:00 <TNT> so there's no needs fo wb's
08:45:00 <Exo> Moaning
08:45:00 <Kezzie> i know but i could have banned TNTnow behave
08:45:00 <Kezzie> morning Exo
08:45:00 <Sara-Serina> moaning Exo
08:45:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Satellite does orbit the earth. Usually geosynchronous orbit for positional satellites. They cant maneuvre but the orbital decay lasts longer than the expected lifespan.
08:45:00 <Kezzie> i need coffee Exo you sort TNT out i bbs
08:46:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Exo
08:46:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Sexo
08:46:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Whats the hap
08:46:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hi Glenn
08:48:00 <Kezzie> back
08:48:00 <Kezzie> hi ashleighxtrinity
08:49:00 <Exo> TNT does have access to Wikipedia
08:50:00 <tisk> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/5minutes
08:51:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hi Kezzie
08:53:00 <TNT> "xyz was put to a horrible death when he tried to preach to a certain king that he should worship the stars and the 12 signs of the zodiac"
08:54:00 <Kezzie> what country was that in ?
08:55:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Idgi
08:55:00 <TNT> it's a line from a paragraph in somethin I was reading ages ago
08:55:00 <TNT> xyz was my substitution for a certain someone
08:57:00 <TNT> I only jus typed the above since we were talkin abt the southern cross earlier
08:57:00 <tisk> tnt https://soundcloud.com/alisid/5minutes
08:57:00 <tisk> boom
08:57:00 <tisk> explode
08:57:00 <tisk> me
09:17:00 <TNT> and also back to earlier text, yes Sputnik was the 1-st Russian satellite or rather the 1-st satellite to orbit (didn't fall back to earth after launch) the earth muh to America'sshame
09:17:00 <TNT> much*
09:17:00 <dimaa> Excel on OSX makes me wwant to punch small children..and that makes me sad that i wasnt to do that. I blame Apple.
09:18:00 <dimaa> O__O
09:20:00 <Sara-Serina> why the hell would u want to punch small children
09:20:00 <Sara-Serina> what the hell did they ever do to you
09:20:00 <TNT> cause he'sbigger than them
09:21:00 <Sara-Serina> no need to be a cunt and hit kids
09:22:00 <TNT> do u get orrff on dog fights between German shppherds and chihuahuas?
09:28:00 <Exo> Punch tisk
09:32:00 <TNT> l8erz \o.
09:54:00 <Exo> shadsam wigger
09:57:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo
09:57:00 <Exo> morning blitzy
09:57:00 <Exo> whats the latest
09:57:00 <Sara-Serina> moaning blitz
09:57:00 <Blitzkrieg> Morning one and all
09:58:00 <Blitzkrieg> Except tisk
09:58:00 <Blitzkrieg> Fuck all Exo.. works dead so I'm here mate.. U?
09:59:00 <Exo> where did that piss go
09:59:00 <Exo> fkn hot like summer today
10:00:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lovin the weather!
10:00:00 <Blitzkrieg> It's beautiful!@
10:00:00 <Blitzkrieg> !!
10:00:00 <Sara-Serina> im stuck on the phone
10:00:00 <Blitzkrieg> PiSsSsSsS is currently asleep in the kitty litter again
10:00:00 <Blitzkrieg> Give him time Exo
10:00:00 <Sara-Serina> job hunting lol
10:00:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sara - not centrelink I hope!
10:01:00 <Sara-Serina> fuck em
10:01:00 <Sara-Serina> nah talking to a temp agency
10:01:00 <Blitzkrieg> 3 hours to be told you need to go in and see them
10:01:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ah nice
10:01:00 <Blitzkrieg> What temp work you after?
10:01:00 <Sara-Serina> i sat one time 3 hrs
10:01:00 <Sara-Serina> anything
10:01:00 <Exo> hate centrelink
10:01:00 <Sara-Serina> except construction
10:01:00 <Sara-Serina> my tits wouldnt hack it
10:01:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahahaha
10:01:00 <Blitzkrieg> Stop slow bat on roadworks
10:02:00 <Sara-Serina> however im on th way to getting my HR licence
10:02:00 <Blitzkrieg> Jam it in there.. no effort!
10:02:00 <Sara-Serina> i got that crim record
10:02:00 <Sara-Serina> they would hiore me
10:02:00 <Sara-Serina> wouildnt
10:02:00 <Sara-Serina> tried it already
10:02:00 <Blitzkrieg> Nice cruisey job
10:03:00 <Sara-Serina> it is but they said they wont hire those who have a "extensive crim record"
10:03:00 <Sara-Serina> not that i have one
10:03:00 <Blitzkrieg> And if anyone speeds through the construction site.. Smack their car with the bat!
10:03:00 <Blitzkrieg> You've got a record?
10:03:00 <Sara-Serina> yup
10:03:00 <Blitzkrieg> Minor or major?
10:04:00 <Sara-Serina> well they said extensive i got smacked with a conspiracy charge 5 years ago
10:04:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ah right
10:04:00 <Sara-Serina> ah well
10:04:00 <Blitzkrieg> Conspiracy to hack Austnet
10:04:00 <Sara-Serina> ill work around it
10:04:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tsk tsk
10:04:00 <Sara-Serina> im working on getting my HR licence
10:05:00 <Sara-Serina> but it 100 dollars per lesson
10:05:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yeah not cheap
10:05:00 <Blitzkrieg> Used to work at a truck driving school
10:05:00 <Sara-Serina> coz im on open licence they pushed it to HR i started in MR
10:05:00 <Blitzkrieg> I saw the prices.. I'm like :|
10:07:00 <Sara-Serina> lol the instructor was nice enough to get me into a auto
10:07:00 <Sara-Serina> but i chose manual even tho i suck at it
10:07:00 <Blitzkrieg> I'd be doing manual synchro if I were you
10:07:00 <Blitzkrieg> Much better job prospects
10:07:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh
10:08:00 <Sara-Serina> ill get past these lessons
10:08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Non synchro is a prick of a gearbox
10:08:00 <Sara-Serina> gosh yeh
10:08:00 <Blitzkrieg> And only really used in mines
10:08:00 <Sara-Serina> i struggle with the changing of gears atm
10:08:00 <Sara-Serina> i got short legs
10:08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Looooooooooooooool
10:08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Build up the pedals
10:08:00 <Sara-Serina> so i struggle to even engage the clutch
10:09:00 <Blitzkrieg> Nawwww
10:09:00 <Blitzkrieg> /me pats lil Sara
10:09:00 <Sara-Serina> im 5'4
10:09:00 <Sara-Serina> but short legs
10:09:00 <Sara-Serina> lolol
10:09:00 <Blitzkrieg> 5'4 is little
10:09:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh pats 6'
10:09:00 <Sara-Serina> so i feel like a midget standing next to him
10:09:00 <Blitzkrieg> 6'1 here
10:10:00 <Blitzkrieg> So you're a midget to me. :P
10:10:00 <Sara-Serina> hahha
10:10:00 <Sara-Serina> im almost belly and crotch high
10:10:00 <Blitzkrieg> You can ask them to build up pedals if you wanna go manual
10:10:00 <Blitzkrieg> Walking headjob?
10:10:00 <Blitzkrieg> Nice!!
10:10:00 <Sara-Serina> HAHAH
10:10:00 <Sara-Serina> i bitch slapped pat for saying that
10:11:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOOOLLLLL
10:11:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh they put a small brick under the pedals
10:11:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
10:11:00 <Blitzkrieg> BBS!
10:11:00 <lx> 1,0 cya1,0 Blitzkrieg...
10:52:00 <Blitzkrieg> :>
10:58:00 <dimaa> soooo...what are the pocket knife laws in Sydney? I ask because I carry a multi-tool in my backpack
10:59:00 <dimaa> Its a leatherman with a small knife on it
11:01:00 <Blitzkrieg> Terrorist
11:01:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
11:01:00 <dimaa> god Aussies are so scared or knives if seems. its a multi-tool
11:02:00 <dimaa> a 'tool'
11:02:00 <dimaa> not a weapon'
11:26:00 <Exo> Depends how u use it
11:27:00 <Exo> U could keep a machete in your backpack and say it's for cutting vines if questioned lol
11:30:00 <dimaa> lol im not going to be cuttin vines in the city though
11:30:00 <dimaa> haha
11:33:00 <Blitzkrieg> PiSsSsSsSsSsSsSsSs
11:34:00 <dimaa> mr tourettes is back lol
11:34:00 <tisk> hi
11:35:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tourettes?
11:35:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
11:35:00 <Blitzkrieg> More like raging junkie
11:35:00 <dimaa> PISS PIIIISSSSSS ASS AASSSSS SHIT
11:35:00 <tisk> ***/`-`\***()**> )
11:37:00 <tisk> made another vocal track
11:37:00 <tisk> putting it on sc
11:37:00 <tisk> soundcloud
11:41:00 <Sara-Serina> burrrrrrrp
11:42:00 <Exo> Sc is Starcraft
11:49:00 <tisk> https://youtu.be/eK-CbTyl2q0
11:49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: whats this that at at 2015 techno (Sep 13, 2015) Time: 3:32 - Category: Music - 2 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:53:00 <Exo> Tisk want to go st kilda beach
11:53:00 <Sara-Serina> nah dont send him there
11:53:00 <Sara-Serina> he will scare the women off
11:56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tisk in the sun
11:56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Briiiiight white light in st kilda
11:58:00 <Sara-Serina> oh my eyes my innocent eyes make him put his budgie smugglers back on
12:01:00 <Sara-Serina> okies bbs
12:02:00 <Sara-Serina> away [r: bbiab]
12:12:00 <dimaa> lol SC is certainly starcraft
12:19:00 <Exo> Scv good to girl sir
12:22:00 <Exo> Fk Mondays
12:34:00 <Exo> Good afternoon cath
12:38:00 <Cath^> afternoon Exo
12:38:00 <Cath^> Mr Hennessy
12:38:00 <Cath^> ;)
13:11:00 <Sara-Serina> back [r: bbiab] [1h9m10s]
13:24:00 <shadsam> hello sara
13:35:00 <Sara-Serina> sorry im not interested
13:41:00 <Sara-Serina> dunno why guys think im on irc to meet up or fuck them... im already in a relationship
13:44:00 <shadsam> Sara have u ever Farted a condom
13:44:00 <Sara-Serina> dumb question
13:44:00 <shadsam> lol
13:45:00 <Sara-Serina> ull just have to wank io dont fuck idiots off irc
13:48:00 <Cath^> next
13:48:00 <chookmagnet> who's up next?
13:48:00 <chookmagnet> who's next :)
13:48:00 <Cath^> you are
13:49:00 <Cath^> :p
13:49:00 <chookmagnet> if the intellectual attorney's don't get back to me today i will ring them
13:49:00 <chookmagnet> christmas is too close to get anything into a shop
13:50:00 <Cath^> new mugs?
13:51:00 <chookmagnet> clothing designs
13:51:00 <Cath^> oohh
13:51:00 <Cath^> what type?
13:51:00 <chookmagnet> not clothing but you know
13:51:00 <chookmagnet> things to put on them
13:51:00 <Sara-Serina> this weather is giving me a headache
13:51:00 <Cath^> yup yup
13:51:00 <Cath^> where are you Sara-Serina ?
13:51:00 <Sara-Serina> bris
13:51:00 <chookmagnet> \graphics and words from words making Sentances
13:51:00 <Sara-Serina> its 24 and cloudy
13:52:00 <Sara-Serina> but its just hot and humid
13:52:00 <Cath^> sunny in syd
13:52:00 <chookmagnet> have an artist workling on a project
13:52:00 <Cath^> rightio
13:52:00 <chookmagnet> the words are set
13:53:00 <chookmagnet> IE: Believe And Better Yourself - Immortal Dance
13:53:00 <chookmagnet> crete sentances from sayings like that
13:53:00 <chookmagnet> create
13:53:00 <chookmagnet> then put artworks with them
13:53:00 <Cath^> kk
13:54:00 <chookmagnet> that's why the intellectual property attorneys
13:54:00 <chookmagnet> 5 years free registration
13:55:00 <chookmagnet> another 5 if you want to extend the rights
13:56:00 <chookmagnet> rock and roll baby - senatances from each of the letter in the words creating new words and meanings :o)
13:56:00 <chookmagnet> I am doing peoples head in
13:56:00 <chookmagnet> showed my doctor this morn and he laughed :)
13:59:00 <chookmagnet> If it doesn't happen no one will know except to look at some of the mugs I put the sayings on as samples
14:04:00 <shadsam> Nike Dual Fusion Run 3 Men's Running Shoes
14:04:00 <shadsam> xdxd
14:24:00 <Kezzie> `op Kezzie
14:36:00 <chookmagnet> anyone here of that wedding in Camden
14:36:00 <chookmagnet> bloody sister didn't say she was there yesterday arvo when she dropped in later
14:37:00 <chookmagnet> found out on facebook
14:37:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
14:37:00 <chookmagnet> car drove at the bride and guests
14:37:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh i read
14:37:00 <chookmagnet> someone posted the video
14:38:00 <chookmagnet> i'm not going to watch it
14:39:00 <Jules> nope!!
14:39:00 <Jules> Me either!!
14:54:00 <Kezzie> `voice Jules
15:13:00 <Exo> Hello kezzie
15:13:00 <Exo> Glenroy
15:13:00 <Kezzie> arvo Glenn
15:14:00 <Kezzie> my daughter just gone for a nap its to late for me to try to nap as i wont sleep tonight not that i sleep much at night 2 to 4 hrs is it
15:18:00 <Kezzie> i been out now 7 weeks new record
15:19:00 <Kezzie> gee we were in pm this morning and now u frgot me lol
15:34:00 <Kezzie> bbs
15:34:00 <lx> 1,0 seeya1,0 Kezzie...
19:23:00 <^bozoJim> hello Glenn :)
19:23:00 <Kezzie> hi Glenn hugssss
19:24:00 <Cath^> hi Glenn
19:25:00 <Kezzie> lol
19:29:00 <Cath^> lucky he wasn't here before 😂
19:29:00 <CLiNt-> still here...
19:31:00 <Cath^> hi trouble
19:33:00 <Cath^> wtf?
19:33:00 <Kezzie> lol
19:33:00 <^bozoJim> lol
19:34:00 <Cath^> am i still here?
19:34:00 <Kezzie> yessssss
19:34:00 <Kezzie> helloooooooo
19:35:00 <Cath^> wow
19:35:00 <Cath^> talk about lag
19:35:00 <Kezzie> i had lag last night
19:36:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wana see me naked Nd guess who wil be nxt pm
19:37:00 <Cath^> lols
19:37:00 <StrykerX> lols
19:37:00 <StrykerX> i fried
19:37:00 <Cath^> georgeandwell
19:37:00 <StrykerX> SCCCHHHPRRRINGGGAAAAAAA
19:37:00 <georgeandwell> hi cath mdear
19:40:00 <Kezzie> hi georgeandwell
19:40:00 <tisk> coffee
19:41:00 <Kezzie> watching X Factor also here
19:46:00 <georgeandwell> h i kez mdear
19:48:00 <Kezzie> how r u georgeandwell ?
20:05:00 <^bozoJim> stretches
20:08:00 <Zade> hello Cath^
20:19:00 <georgeandwell> im good kezzie
20:20:00 <georgeandwell> how are ya goin
20:21:00 <^bozoJim> back I was slowing up
20:29:00 <Zade> hello ^bozoJim
20:34:00 <^bozoJim> hello Zade
20:35:00 <^bozoJim> sorry my text to speech convetrter I use to record stuff has decided to drop its main voice
20:35:00 <georgeandwell> who is new leader
20:35:00 <^bozoJim> and not I have this dead voice
20:35:00 <georgeandwell> gary ablot
20:35:00 <georgeandwell> or malcom
20:39:00 <jigsaw> so everyone glued to the tv?
20:39:00 <^bozoJim> hi jigsaw
20:39:00 <^bozoJim> hello ashleighxtrinity
20:40:00 <jigsaw> hi boz zade caffee kezzum glenn exo and the rest here on gilligans isle.
20:40:00 <Zade> hello jigsaw
20:40:00 <Zade> nope nothing on tv
20:43:00 <^bozoJim> evening Lwaxana
20:43:00 <jigsaw> hi wax ana
20:43:00 <ashleighxtrinity> hai ^bozoJim
20:43:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIS2yj6ezW8
20:43:00 <jigsaw> hi ash
20:43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Army Of Lovers - Crucified 2013 (Jul 2, 2013) Time: - Category: Music - 856,944 views - 3,240 likes (91.3%), 308 dislikes (8.7%)
20:43:00 <Lwaxana> evening
20:48:00 <Zade> hello Lumeah
20:48:00 <Lumeah> hi zade
20:49:00 <georgeandwell> ho
20:50:00 <georgeandwell> hi
20:50:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wana celebratw with me after the link beral
21:00:00 <georgeandwell> hi
21:00:00 <jigsaw> theyre mine, all mine :)
21:01:00 <dimaa> do....do people honestly try to pick up chicks on IRC? is that a thing?
21:02:00 <chookmagnet> dimaa
21:03:00 <chookmagnet> noone picks up chicks
21:03:00 <chookmagnet> Mother hen would not allow it
21:06:00 <dimaa> lol
21:10:00 <Zade> who wants to cyber in main?
21:11:00 <dimaa> Zade: ASL? cyb3r$3x me...jk btw
21:11:00 <dimaa> >.>
21:11:00 <dimaa> <.<
21:11:00 <Zade> 27,m,prahran and always up for it babe
21:11:00 <dimaa> lol
21:11:00 <chookmagnet> Glenn they dream a dream of time gone bye
21:12:00 <chookmagnet> on irc the balls would fry
21:12:00 <chookmagnet> marmories in each hand no pussy dry :P
21:13:00 <chookmagnet> LeYMizz
21:14:00 <chookmagnet> on that note
21:17:00 <^bozoJim> hugs jen
21:17:00 <georgeandwell> cray cray
21:17:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Jim
21:17:00 <anotherirc3r> *hugs*
21:18:00 <anotherirc3r> Glenn! :)
21:18:00 <anotherirc3r> how's you?
21:18:00 <Kezzie> goodnight everyone
21:19:00 <StrykerX> Kezzie, is your lovely daughter still here?
21:20:00 <Kezzie> yes StrykerX she on her tablet playing a game next to me
21:20:00 <StrykerX> Nice!
21:24:00 <StrykerX> Wakey wakey!
21:25:00 <Jules> Yes I'm still here StrykerX
21:25:00 <StrykerX> o0o0o0oo ;D
21:27:00 <Cath^> ooh goodie i'm just in time
21:28:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
21:28:00 <anotherirc3r> lucky you Cath?
21:30:00 <Cath^> lol
21:31:00 <jigsaw> hi jen xxx want my babies?
21:32:00 <Kezzie> hi jigsaw and goodnight
21:36:00 <StrykerX> I like Jules
21:36:00 <StrykerX> She's a cool cat.
21:37:00 <Jules> Meow!!! :)
21:37:00 <Cath^> lol
21:38:00 <Cath^> hi there MalcolmTurnbull
21:39:00 <Cath^> nite Jules
21:39:00 <Jules> Night everyone :) :)
21:39:00 <Jules> Behave StrykerX :)
21:40:00 <Cath^> cat o nine tails?
21:40:00 <Jules> Tails :)
21:40:00 <Cath^> too much?
21:41:00 <anotherirc3r> ninight Jules
21:41:00 <StrykerX> I always behave!
21:41:00 <StrykerX> Night Jules, nice to meet you!
21:41:00 <Jules> In your own way StrykerX :P
21:41:00 <Jules> Night night :P
21:43:00 <Cath^> lol riight
21:43:00 <StrykerX> See Cath^
21:43:00 <StrykerX> Jules is nice!
21:45:00 <Cath^> i know she is
21:45:00 <Cath^> don't ruin her
21:45:00 <anotherirc3r> hahaha
21:51:00 <StrykerX> Oh the week is young
22:00:00 <Cath^> lol
22:00:00 <MalcolmTurnbull> thankyou all australian public
22:00:00 <MalcolmTurnbull> for voting for me
22:00:00 <Cath^> challenge.accepted ;)
22:01:00 <Cath^> you were waiting all nite just to say that right
22:02:00 <^bozoJim> so he is new PM?
22:04:00 <Cath^> yep
22:05:00 <Cath^> 54 to 44
22:05:00 <anotherirc3r> yay. the people lose out on their rights to elect again
22:07:00 <MalcolmTurnbull> ^bozoJim do you seriously live under a rock or something?
22:07:00 <MalcolmTurnbull> actually that was a stupid question
22:07:00 <MalcolmTurnbull> what would more than be expected from a moronic retard like yourself or anyone else on this server
22:11:00 <Cath^> MalcolmTurnbull: cut you sh!t or you will be voted off
22:11:00 <^bozoJim> I have not got the radio on
22:13:00 <^bozoJim> We had R G Menzies as PM when I was born
22:15:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo
22:15:00 <Blitzkrieg> Wn cathy
22:15:00 <Blitzkrieg> Wb too
22:15:00 <Cath^> ta
22:21:00 <Cath^>
22:22:00 <Blitzkrieg> :D
22:22:00 <Cath^> don't tell me that's the best offer you've had all day
22:22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oh no
22:22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Jules
22:22:00 <Blitzkrieg> :)~~~~~
22:22:00 <Blitzkrieg> She offered things I've never been offered before
22:23:00 <Cath^> thank goodness
22:23:00 <Cath^> off my hands!
22:23:00 <Blitzkrieg> I can migrate back if you like?
22:23:00 <Blitzkrieg> :P
22:25:00 <Cath^> no thanks
22:25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Nawwwwww
22:25:00 <Cath^> lol
22:25:00 <Blitzkrieg> As if you don't enjoy it!!
22:25:00 <nate> https://bigjewonadiet.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/image.png?w=705
22:25:00 <nate> enjoy!
22:26:00 <Cath^> i want one!
22:26:00 <dimaa> what does one do when you go into a meeting. the chick you are meeting with leans over with a loose fitting shirt...and basically shows me her amazing rack...what is a man to do
22:27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Stare intently
22:27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
22:27:00 <nate> u say do u like mellons
22:27:00 <nate> cause i do
22:27:00 <dimaa> nate yes!
22:27:00 <nate> slap!
22:27:00 <nate> ;D~
22:27:00 <Cath^> sigh
22:28:00 <dimaa> and then theres the moment where its clear that when she realized and i knew and my eyes got really wide trying not ot look and we both knew i was trying to not look
22:28:00 <dimaa> and she brings her had up to cover
22:28:00 <Cath^> your tongue is tainted..be gone
22:29:00 <Cath^> dimaa: you sound young
22:29:00 <dimaa> and im like...i could see them in my periphs
22:29:00 <nate> Blitzkrieg told ya not to eat outta the garbage ;D
22:29:00 <dimaa> i suppose im younger than some
22:30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ooooo nasty
22:30:00 <dimaa> this was with a publisher
22:30:00 <dimaa> they are not happy with us
22:30:00 <dimaa> and there i am
22:30:00 <dimaa> trying to not starer at her fack
22:30:00 <dimaa> s/f/r
22:32:00 <MalcolmTurnbull> #nerdhacks
22:33:00 <MalcolmTurnbull> <MalcolmTurnbull> hahaha
22:33:00 <MalcolmTurnbull> <MalcolmTurnbull> you will see
22:33:00 <MalcolmTurnbull> <MalcolmTurnbull> walrus pig
22:33:00 <MalcolmTurnbull> <MalcolmTurnbull> you forget who you speak to over the years off here
22:33:00 <MalcolmTurnbull> <MalcolmTurnbull> ;)
22:33:00 <MalcolmTurnbull> <BITEYBABE> wat eva i havnt been on that long so there
22:33:00 <Cath^> o.o
22:33:00 <anotherirc3r> IRC god
22:34:00 <Cath^> what'd miss?
22:34:00 <^bozoJim> malcomturnbull flooded
22:34:00 <dimaa> all bow to the great ChanOP
22:36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Brb
22:36:00 <lx> 1,0 hb1,0 Blitzkrieg...
23:02:00 <Cath^> well then
23:03:00 <Blitzkrieg> No.
23:03:00 <Blitzkrieg> Just... no.
23:03:00 <Cath^> lol
23:03:00 <Cath^> hi hornbag
23:04:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo
23:04:00 <Blitzkrieg> Don't stress
23:04:00 <Blitzkrieg> Porn o'clock approaches
23:04:00 <Cath^> i'm not stresses
23:04:00 <Cath^> i'm just surprised you're awake
23:04:00 <Cath^> way past your bedtime
23:04:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hush you
23:05:00 <Cath^> what type of porn are you into?
23:05:00 <Cath^> apart from lots of it
23:05:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
23:05:00 <Cath^> what floats your boat?
23:06:00 <Blitzkrieg> Jules ;)
23:06:00 <Cath^> Kez will be pissed her daughter does porn
23:06:00 <Blitzkrieg> Looooll
23:06:00 <Blitzkrieg> Nuh
23:06:00 <Exo> everytime u go away
23:06:00 <Blitzkrieg> Anything goes
23:06:00 <Exo> u take a piece of me with u
23:06:00 <^bozoJim> hi Exo
23:06:00 <Blitzkrieg> Speaking of
23:06:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo Exo
23:07:00 <Cath^> Exo 
23:07:00 <Exo> speaking of greatness
23:07:00 <Exo> hello everyone
23:07:00 <Exo> how we all doing tonight
23:07:00 <Cath^> i've missed you
23:07:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Exo
23:07:00 <Exo> <3
23:07:00 <Exo> hello jen
23:07:00 <^bozoJim> I am ok thanks
23:08:00 <Exo> who is misbehaving here
23:08:00 <Cath^> :/
23:08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cath is
23:08:00 <Blitzkrieg> As usual
23:08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cheers bro
23:08:00 <Exo> that's just standard
23:08:00 <^bozoJim> ty Exo
23:08:00 <Cath^> sheesh
23:08:00 <Cath^> you didn't even say hi
23:09:00 <Blitzkrieg> Looooooool
23:09:00 <Exo> sent u a <3 cath
23:09:00 <Exo> :-P
23:10:00 <Cath^> that was for Jen
23:10:00 <Cath^> are you breaking up with me?
23:10:00 <Blitzkrieg> Irc romance everywhere tonight
23:10:00 <anotherirc3r> what did i do?
23:11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Also
23:11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol @ topic
23:11:00 <Cath^> which one?
23:11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Noble Park RSL
23:11:00 <Cath^> i changed it about 3 times today lol
23:11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Zade and I's lovenest
23:11:00 <Cath^> irc romance is alive and well
23:12:00 <Exo> oh no why they get rid of abbot :(
23:13:00 <Exo> lol
23:13:00 <Exo> love song dedications
23:13:00 <Cath^> ;)
23:14:00 <Cath^> StrykerX and Jules were practically dry humping earlier
23:15:00 <Exo> who is this bloke named jules
23:15:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahahaha
23:15:00 <Blitzkrieg> Kezzies daughter
23:15:00 <Blitzkrieg> Settle down
23:16:00 <Exo> lol for reals?
23:16:00 <Cath^> you can't blame hum, we're used to you and blokes Blitzkrieg
23:17:00 <Cath^> hum=him
23:17:00 <Cath^> yeah for reals
23:17:00 <Blitzkrieg> True
23:18:00 <Cath^> poor Kez
23:20:00 <Zade> noble park rsl is not really a lovenest, just hot sex with Blitzkrieg and move onto the next
23:20:00 <Blitzkrieg> I SEE HOW IT IS
23:21:00 <Cath^> pump and dump
23:21:00 <Cath^> lol
23:23:00 <Zade> yep
23:23:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
23:23:00 <anotherirc3r> poor Blitzkrieg
23:24:00 <Cath^> lol
23:24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Used n dumped
23:24:00 <Blitzkrieg> :(
23:24:00 <Exo> used and abused
23:24:00 <Cath^> root and boot 😂
23:24:00 <Exo> ewwww
23:25:00 <Cath^> lolz
23:25:00 <Exo> wheres blitzkrieg mate, tisk tonight?
23:25:00 <Cath^> i love how Zade goes 'yep'
23:25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tisk is off crying in his kitty litter
23:25:00 <Cath^> he was here earlier
23:25:00 <Zade> i dont do love
23:26:00 <Cath^> cuddles?
23:26:00 <Zade> i spose after sex i can give you a hug
23:26:00 <Cath^> lol
23:26:00 <Cath^> one hug?
23:27:00 <Cath^> no spooning?
23:27:00 <Cath^> you're tough
23:27:00 <Zade> no time for spooning
23:27:00 <Cath^> lolz
23:27:00 <Exo> after sex u suddenly have an early start at work tomorrow n need to go home
23:27:00 <Zade> just a quick "thanks for that, you were hot, gotta go bye"
23:27:00 <Cath^> you're too busy trying to escape before they try to take you to breakfast
23:28:00 <Zade> or get my ph number
23:28:00 <Zade> or name
23:29:00 <Cath^> Exo: that sounds you've said that before
23:29:00 <Exo> i just say wheres the toilet
23:29:00 <Cath^> lol
23:29:00 <Exo> and disappear out the window into the night
23:30:00 <Cath^> noted
23:30:00 <Exo> retracted
23:30:00 <Cath^> 😂
23:30:00 <Exo> thats what zade does
23:31:00 <Cath^> riight
23:31:00 <jigsaw> yay abbotts out
23:31:00 <Zade> its a good day jigsaw
23:32:00 <Zade> Blitzkrieg has gone quiet, i hope i have not upset him
23:32:00 <Blitzkrieg> Soz was wankin
23:32:00 <Cath^> standard
23:33:00 <Exo> bring back rudd
23:34:00 <Exo> give out some more cash handouts
23:35:00 <Zade> Blitzkrieg need a hand?
23:36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yes ;)
23:36:00 <Exo> lolol
23:36:00 <Exo> ask georgeandwell
23:37:00 <Blitzkrieg> Exo was most satisfactory last night
23:38:00 <Exo> fair dinkum
23:42:00 <jigsaw> whos happy?
23:42:00 <Exo> im quite emo
23:42:00 <Blitzkrieg> I pissed off a daddy longlegs beforr
23:42:00 <Blitzkrieg> It raged and jumped at me
23:42:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hasn't been seen since
23:46:00 <Exo> hahaha
23:46:00 <Exo> its gonna get ya
23:47:00 <Blitzkrieg> Wake up and it's on my face or something
23:47:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooooooooooool
23:53:00 <Cath^> nite