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54:00 <dudz> morning
54:00 <Wookie> heya
55:00 <dudz> ayyy
01:00 <Wookie> lol whinging feline wants food
12:00 <dudz> yes please :)
09:00 <dudz> :D
09:00 <dudz> actually, just cooked up something similar :>
09:00 <Wookie> ;p
10:00 <dudz> bacon, onion, salmon, ontop of some baby spinach
11:00 <cYbR> i'm dreaming of a Big Breakfast right now
11:00 <Wookie> ;p
12:00 <cYbR> sausage, hash browns, bacon, runny eggs, mushroom, thick toast.... 
12:00 <dudz> <3
15:00 <MonobrowedArabMidget> wookieeeeeeeeeee
15:00 <MonobrowedArabMidget> wjen?
15:00 <MonobrowedArabMidget> when are u giving the seminar
15:00 <MonobrowedArabMidget> un waiting
15:00 <MonobrowedArabMidget> jajajajajajajaajaja
15:00 <cYbR> seminar?
16:00 <Wookie> stupid mew-tits said i was giving a damn seminar
16:00 <Wookie> not that i am
16:00 <cYbR> lol...
16:00 <Wookie> now im being harassed over it
16:00 <dudz> what was the seminar gonna be about?
16:00 <cYbR> if austnet had moderators, this'd be a different place imo
17:00 <Wookie> some stupid bio something
17:00 <dudz> arh yeah
17:00 <Wookie> now he wont fuck up about that
17:00 <dudz> right so my brakfast is beign digested :)
17:00 <dudz> cause he/she thinks they got to you
17:00 <Wookie> proll
17:00 <Wookie> prolly but i dont really care
17:00 <dudz> yep
17:00 <Wookie> both are retards
18:00 <dudz> let's talk about how we have goals of beign great
18:00 <dudz> it's never acomplished, its an on going quest
18:00 <Wookie> wtf whats he doing home
18:00 <dudz> oh :>
18:00 <Wookie> he 4got my nephews letter
18:00 <Wookie> men
19:00 <dudz> :>
19:00 <dudz> wish i was a man
19:00 <dudz> i am getting close, just to get a job
20:00 <dudz> so Wookie , tomcat is just a way to bring java into apache hey?
20:00 <Wookie> yep
20:00 <dudz> sweet
22:00 <dudz> how would you break this line of text down , i am trying to think how i can convert this into a example of something i've done
22:00 <dudz> Designing and building robust infrastructural environment
22:00 <Wookie> hm
23:00 <dudz> i was thinking, through the words away and just keep design and infrastructural
24:00 <dudz> i dono what way to answer it, do these people want me to show them that i can configure webservers, or do they want me to show them that i can fit multiple packages and scripts together on the one server without things crashing
25:00 <Wookie> sounds lke both
25:00 <dudz> the main thing i think they are lookign for is a perl developer
25:00 <dudz> 'solid experience in Perl Scripting'
26:00 <dudz> hmm, they only use redhat though or thats all they mention anyway
26:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
27:00 <dudz> probably gui redhat too with some sorta remote desktop, thats like windows users who don't really want to change to plain text terminals
27:00 <dudz> but they got convinced that services run more smoothly on the linux kernel
28:00 <dudz> anyway
29:00 <dudz> Jboss, weblogic, puppet
29:00 <dudz> whatever those are
30:00 <dudz> jboss apears to be some form of redhat marketed software
30:00 <Modular> is this for a job dudz?
31:00 <dudz> Modular: yep
31:00 <Modular> what position?
31:00 <dudz> system administrator
31:00 <dudz> http://www.seek.com.au/job/26858119
32:00 <dudz> weblogic is some java related thing
32:00 <Modular> well
32:00 <Modular> if they're asking you about this stuff
32:00 <Modular> and you haven't heard of it
32:00 <Modular> you probably won't get the job
32:00 <dudz> so i guess, if thats the title hey, 'system administrator' then the question is if i am managing many servers, then i guess they just want me to install the software and have things ready for the web designers to fill with content ?
32:00 <Modular> no
32:00 <Modular> you are totally incorrect
33:00 <dudz> interesting
33:00 <dudz> whats a system admin do then?
33:00 <Modular> ......
33:00 <Modular> wow
33:00 <Modular> just
33:00 <dudz> they just manage the system and keep things online, fix any hardware and software issues?
34:00 <dudz> i ask because i've never hada job as that title before
34:00 <dudz> and you seam to think you know things
34:00 <Modular> well
34:00 <Modular> I have friends who are system admins
34:00 <dudz> ok
34:00 <Modular> and I was kind of into the IT industry myself
35:00 <Modular> I have a good friend who's a system admin manager at AARNET
35:00 <dudz> nice
35:00 <Modular> and he said if you don't know what weblogic and puppet are, there's no way you can get a job as a system admin
35:00 <Modular> "He should at least know of them, if not know their basic functions."
35:00 <dudz> but they are just software
36:00 <Modular> " but not knowing what it is, is like stepping out onto the street, and going "shit, what are those things with four wheels buzzing around me?""
36:00 <dudz> i just havn't read up on what they actually do yet
36:00 <dudz> if i'm to be installing it though and troubleshooting errors related to it
36:00 <dudz> then thats when i'd think it would be useful to know more about them
37:00 <dudz> anyway
39:00 <dudz> they basically just want someone who can perl script which i can, and they seam to use redhat which is fine i can use that, i've installed and used apache before thats very simple and easy to install
39:00 <dudz> the other things are just addons to apache
39:00 <TwoFangs> hi dudz, just coming into the conversation... weblogic and puppet are handy tools, but not essential for a sysadmin role
40:00 <Modular> dudz: why .htaccess is bad?
40:00 <Modular> why is*
41:00 <dudz> because its better to edit the .conf file directly, is that the lesson your friend is trying to teach?
41:00 <TwoFangs> like everything - it depends on the sysadmin role itself. in a small-medium linux environment you could get away with just using shell scripts/cron for your automation
42:00 <dudz> the .htaccess files, they are just quick fix function adding files i think, i have seen them before anyway they hold a bit of apache conf code afaik
42:00 <TwoFangs> sorry - i think that should have been directed to Modular...
44:00 <dudz> yeah i think thats what your friend wanted to hear Modular 
44:00 <dudz> 'They are placed inside the web tree, and are able to override a subset of the server's global configuration for the directory that they are in, and all sub-directories.'
44:00 <dudz> so instead of editing the main configuration files, they quick fix based on what directory your navigator is in
45:00 <Modular> dudz: not really
45:00 <Modular> the response I got was :cripes:
45:00 <Modular> I mean to me, this is all greek
46:00 <Modular> I play around with things a bit at home, but nothing in any kind of professional capacity
46:00 <dudz> that skill you have with what yuo just said then
46:00 <dudz> putting the word professional up above like that
47:00 <dudz> i need to learn howto do that and feel comfortable to have myself placed there too with it
47:00 <Modular> I mean, I'm not professional
47:00 <Modular> I couldn't do anything sys admin related in a professional work environment
47:00 <dudz> in something you would consider yourself a 'professional' with though hey?
47:00 <Modular> I just potter around on my stuff at home
48:00 <Modular> and tinker really
48:00 <dudz> outside of computers, you consider yourself a 'professional' somewhere hey?
48:00 <Modular> well in a very different industry and capacity, yes
49:00 <dudz> or is it just the illusion that you convince others to think that about you, and never really hold that yourself cause if you did then you wouldn't ever try to strive for more
49:00 <dudz> ok
52:00 <Mew-Tittttttts> .
58:00 <dudz> anyway i feel more confident now that i can apply for this role
00:00 <dudz> it's actually quite interesting, you don't know what people will ask you to do because you don't know how they have you defined under their beliefs of what your job title means you can handle for them to make their job easier
01:00 <dudz> but you gain that all through communication
02:00 <dudz> the way people filter information through each other
05:00 <dudz> hehe, they just have 'linux administration' as an itemised listing, along side tomcat, weblogic etc
06:00 <dudz> so they want a system administrator of a linux redhat machine or series of machines, with strong perl scripting experience, and the ability to troubleshoot and optimize a list of web technologies
07:00 <dudz> that list of applications i just place into a general group, i don't see the need to have specific application experience as important as having broad understanding on how to troubleshoot any application
08:00 <dudz> you gain the specific application experience the longer you spend using it
08:00 <dudz> and until now, because they havn't hired me yet, i have no need to use those applications
09:00 <dudz> i could install and create test conditions, which is something i might do if they get back to me with an invitation to come for an interview
09:00 <dudz> then i can have them fresh on my mind from recently playing with them
10:00 <dudz> but yeah thats what i reckon anyway, not having used them before id on't see is a problem, its easy enough to start using something and learn howto use it
11:00 <Modular> dudz: do you have any work history for this sort of work?
11:00 <dudz> nope
11:00 <dudz> i mean yes
11:00 <dudz> i havn't had a job with this title before, but all the job application says is:
11:00 <dudz> Troubleshooting and optimising web applications
11:00 <dudz> Designing and building robust infrastructural environment
11:00 <dudz> Tomcat, Red hat, Apache, Java
11:00 <dudz> Jboss, Linux Administration, Weblogic, Puppet
11:00 <dudz> solid experience in Perl Scripting
11:00 <dudz> thats the entire job advert
12:00 <dudz> it doesn't sound very involved
12:00 <dudz> couple applications, bit of perl scripting, 
12:00 <Modular> I mean
12:00 <Modular> have you had work history with those skills?
12:00 <Modular> as in been employed to do such?
13:00 <dudz> nope never, what i'm trying to do is include them as work history that i've tought myself through my own abn
13:00 <dudz> as services to offer to potential clients
14:00 <Modular> have you actually ever been paid for these services?
14:00 <dudz> i've been payed to do perl scripting before though
14:00 <Modular> do you have invoices?
14:00 <dudz> i have invoices for those yes
14:00 <dudz> that was actually server ad min too
14:00 <dudz> cause they have a vsphere where i installed debian on
14:00 <Modular> well as long as you have those, and references for that work
14:00 <Modular> that'll help
15:00 <dudz> who would want to see invoices though
15:00 <Modular> not the invoices
15:00 <Modular> just the references, from the people you did it for
15:00 <dudz> i have itemized on the invoices though under the description the different changes i've done to things though
15:00 <dudz> oh ok
15:00 <dudz> yeah i have that already on my resume
15:00 <Modular> you will need to have something or someone else say "he can do this"
15:00 <dudz> they can go visit the company website if they want
16:00 <dudz> if they don't trust me then thats not a very good rapport building, to require proof and not just take me for my word
16:00 <Modular> dude
16:00 <Modular> that's how every employer works
16:00 <Modular> they can't just take someone at face value
16:00 <Modular> you want that job, you have to earn it
16:00 <Modular> you have to prove that you can do it, not just say it
17:00 <dudz> hehe
17:00 <dudz> yeah i dono howto do that unless i see the person though
17:00 <dudz> but thats what the resume /cover letter is all about hey
17:00 <dudz> you are trying to encourage them to see you
18:00 <dudz> i just want people to conform to me and my ways
18:00 <dudz> that to me is them showing me respect
18:00 <Modular> yeah good lucl
18:00 <Modular> luck*
18:00 <Modular> you'll need it
19:00 <dudz> well they need something done, they are the ones asking
19:00 <Modular> and they have hundreds of people who want the job
19:00 <Modular> you're competing, not them
19:00 <Modular> it's an employers market mate
19:00 <Modular> and tbh
20:00 <Modular> you're not dealing with stuff you do at home
20:00 <Modular> this is live environment system stuff
20:00 <Modular> if you futz it up, you're costing them big bugs
20:00 <Modular> so yes, they do want proof you can do it before they put you in a position that could potentially damage them and cost them a lot of money
21:00 <dudz> yeah those are concerns they have i guess
22:00 <dudz> depending on how much access they grant their 'system admins' though i guess, and how much things are tested before they get deployed
22:00 <dudz> or if there is a problem with something and thats why i'm asked to help out
22:00 <cYbR> he said if you don't know what weblogic and puppet are, there's no way you can get a job as a system admin
22:00 <dudz> then fixing the problem without creating more problems
22:00 <cYbR> lolwhat
22:00 <dudz> yeah that part was something i didn't like to hear either
23:00 <dudz> they are just applications hey, you can learn that shit in a day
23:00 <cYbR> im a 'system admin' and I don't know what they are
23:00 <Modular> yeah
23:00 <cYbR> i've -heard- of weblogic, its just some type of server program I think. very specific. Not sure why a sysadmin would need to know that
24:00 <Modular> oh god
24:00 <Modular> wow
24:00 <Modular> hahaha
24:00 <Modular> this is amazingly funny
24:00 <Modular> time for me to go get lunch I think
24:00 <cYbR> whats funny?
26:00 <cYbR> I run all the IT for the company I work for. If I needed java apps I might at some point have to learn weblogic. But we don't, nor do most companies
26:00 <dudz> yeah so basically, i just need to let these guys know that i can perl script and that i am aware of those applications and how they can be used with web servers
27:00 <dudz> then once they let me in and see the things they do, then i can better gauge if i can even actually help them
27:00 <dudz> and if i even want to help them
27:00 <cYbR> so i didn't read that wall of text, what job are you wanting to apply for?
27:00 <dudz> http://www.seek.com.au/job/26858119
30:00 <dudz> so they want someone who has already used tomcat etc, but i can say i have, atm i havn't but before i go into my interview, i can install it and play with it in a test environment
30:00 <dudz> then when they ask me if i have used it i can say i have
30:00 <cYbR> i see so they basically offer IT services to companies that don't want their own department
30:00 <dudz> and i can describe how i tested it out before the interview if they want to know where i used it
30:00 <cYbR> and they're after a devops/sysadmin
31:00 <dudz> what kind of things do you reckon i'd need, after speaking to me a few times do you reckon this is something i could easily do?
32:00 <cYbR> it'd be a challenge, you'd have to make sure you have the knowledge you say you do. I BS'd big time on my job app for my current job... but I have the skills to backup the experience I claimed to have
32:00 <dudz> yeah
32:00 <cYbR> do you know how to use linux?
32:00 <dudz> i mean day 1, i can figure things out i think
32:00 <dudz> i do yes, very well so
33:00 <cYbR> do you know all the nitty gritty admin stuff? permissions and security and all that?
33:00 <dudz> i know those 2 things yes
33:00 <cYbR> every used cisco IOS?
33:00 <cYbR> *ever
33:00 <dudz> never
33:00 <cYbR> hmmm
33:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
33:00 <dudz> ios is apple right?
34:00 <dudz> cisco is a router brand
34:00 <cYbR> a networking sysadmin job -- lol no, it's cisco routers' OS -- would require you to setup and manage networks...
34:00 <cYbR> IOS not iOS
34:00 <dudz> arh yes
34:00 <dudz> yeah thats fine
35:00 <dudz> i could setup networks if someone wanted me too
35:00 <cYbR> we have network admins that regularly remote in and setup, manage, fix etc issues with our routers. 
35:00 <cYbR> but you've never used cisco IOS? what have you used?
35:00 <cYbR> it's not a case of logging into a web interface like your typical consumer router
36:00 <dudz> i havn't done anything with managed switches, or routers far from configuring a few adsl routers
36:00 <dudz> but i think i have actually got ideas about many things, because you can make linux do all the same things as these hardware devices
36:00 <dudz> through cards and switch's
36:00 <cYbR> if I were you I'd have a crack at playing around with one... I hate to say it but I think you'll find you're in over your head
37:00 <dudz> vpns and shit like that, seperating networks sot hey can't see each other
38:00 <dudz> there isn't much more to anything other than the different ways to do that kind of thing with lans, they are really quite basic, connecting things together and sharing resources
38:00 <cYbR> understanding the concept in general won't help you dude :P
38:00 <dudz> but yeah i havn't used the devices so the terminologies used would take some getting used to i reckon
39:00 <dudz> i got some cisco routers in my bro's room that i got given a while ago
39:00 <cYbR> http://www.cisco.com/c/en/us/td/docs/ios/fundamentals/configuration/guide/12_4/cf_12_4_book.pdf
39:00 <cYbR> have a read of that :P
39:00 <dudz> did you have to read up on cisco a bit?
40:00 <cYbR> I just had a great idea for a drinking game: Every time you see that nigger while reading the IOS handbook you take a shot of vodka. Protip: He's in there a lot
40:00 <dudz> i know there are like months worth of continually playing trainign videos out for cisco
40:00 <cYbR> I read that handbook a coupla times, I just want to know how to use cisco gear as I have it at home
40:00 <dudz> he likes to take selfies? :P
41:00 <cYbR> he definitely likes his own face
41:00 <dudz> i would read that i just have no interest in it atm
41:00 <cYbR> It's boring as bat shit
42:00 <dudz> i can see how it would be useful though to know more abotu cisco since many people use those devices
42:00 <dudz> i got no insentive or drive though to put myself through it
42:00 <dudz> thats why chicks are cool hey
42:00 <dudz> they have things men actually want
43:00 <dudz> so they can dangle that as a reward
43:00 <cYbR> chicks dig cisco, didn't you know? :P
43:00 <dudz> :)
44:00 <dudz> yeah fuck, i got a hug last night from a guy, but no chick
44:00 <dudz> this guy gave me his number too, said to call him if i'm ever upset and want a friend etc
44:00 <dudz> someone my sister met a while ago
45:00 <cYbR> lol maybe he likes you
45:00 <dudz> cause i told him about how i get depressed and shit
45:00 <cYbR> you'll never know til you shoot him a text and tell him you're lonely and want some company
45:00 <dudz> but i think i over sold it
45:00 <dudz> lol
45:00 <dudz> yeah i doubt i'll ever call him
47:00 <dudz> sent this girls bro texts last night, miss his sister but there is nothing over her way for me aside from her and her family, like, i have no reason to go anywhere near her town, and i dont even like the entire area really either and i never want to meet any of her 'friends'
47:00 <dudz> so thats pretty much never going to go anywhere
48:00 <cYbR> ah well... just hit her up if you're ever out that way
48:00 <dudz> yeah, see if she's bussy hey
48:00 <dudz> i don't really want to though, cause it would probably lead to sex if she isn't with anyone at the time
49:00 <cYbR> met this chick at a part sat night, she was pretty cool but was into this bogan loser that wore a hat all night... dodged a bullet, turned out she was a real headcase
49:00 <dudz> and i dont want that from her, i mean i do but i dont like that people dot hat to her
49:00 <cYbR> yeah you do
49:00 <dudz> if it was only me doing that then it would be fine
49:00 <cYbR> the difference between you and jerks is that you stay in touch with her afterwards
49:00 <dudz> but she has other guys who do that to her and i was there when it was happening and it disgusted me
49:00 <cYbR> if you weren't going to then yeah it's a shitty thing to do
51:00 <dudz> i don't have the guts to even call her, 
51:00 <dudz> no one wants me to either
51:00 <dudz> but what i want and what other people want don't have to align
52:00 <dudz> i got other shit anyway i need to do first, this stupid work 
53:00 <cYbR> you need some confidence man
53:00 <cYbR> bbs
53:00 <lx> 1,0 ...so quiet now1,0 cYbR...
53:00 <cYbR> eh?
55:00 <dudz> so i've just included the things they had from the job advert into my resume now :P
55:00 <dudz> when they use their shitty software to keyword search i should match everything :>
05:00 <dudz> ok so after like, 4hrs, i finally just applied for that role then :>
05:00 <dudz> just to not waste so much time cause i could have applied for another like, 40 jobs in that time
37:00 <dudz> right!
38:00 <dudz> so i'm a 'System Administrator', 'Linux Systems Engineer', 'Data Centre Technician'
38:00 <dudz> i self-apoint myself titles,
38:00 <dudz> just one of my skills i have
36:00 <MonobrowedArabMidget> wookieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
38:00 <lo> fucken hell
38:00 <lo> cats channel is full of gaybos
43:00 <cYbR> maybe I should reg that #sluts channel again :3
43:00 <Modular> lo thats rude
43:00 <Modular> and offensive
45:00 <lo> so
45:00 <lo> wtf man u telling me to suck your cock isnt
48:00 <Modular> what?
51:00 <dudz> hi internet
52:00 <Modular> hi dudz
52:00 <Modular> I think lo was being really rude just then
52:00 <Modular> and offensive
53:00 <dudz> yeah i agree
53:00 <dudz> its cause he's a drug addict
53:00 <dudz> thats how people in those sort of environments deal with things
54:00 <Modular> oh
54:00 <Modular> :(
54:00 <dudz> lots of anger from when they supress their emotions through the use of drugs, then the drugs wear off and they are like 'oh yeah thats why but now i can't cause i have to be a criminal if i think all the time of how i can better handle my emotions through supression with the intruduction of drug use'
54:00 <Modular> I hope he gets help
55:00 <dudz> he's been in and out of it for a while afaik, i try not to think to much about him cause its depressing
55:00 <Modular> lo, can we help you?
55:00 <Modular> you can come with me to see katy perry
00:00 <lo> oh
01:00 <lo> katy perry is hot
01:00 <lo> id fuck her
02:00 <dudz> so yeah, applied for a few jobs this morning, just to keep doing that
02:00 <dudz> might apply for some manual labour ones
07:00 <dudz> yeah thats pretty much what goes on hey, these jobs get advertised months in advance to the possition being created or required, internally the duties are performed, people give notices when they are intending on moving on, or if the management isn't happy with performances each time the performance reviews come up anually, they will start offering that job out then see who is interested and how hard they are prepaired to work and for how much
08:00 <dudz> so many of the advertised jobs, might not even be real, the potential to be real but they are more just adverts to see who is out there and how much they are prepaired to do to gain access so the company can self evaluate its self worth based on how highly sort after the duties they perform are thought of in the general public.
09:00 <dudz> thats where i fail i reckon cause i'm not really interested in puting alot of effort into my job applications, and it reflects with no one asking me in for interviews
10:00 <dudz> i've been on like 1 or 2 interviews in the last 50 something jobs i've applied for
10:00 <dudz> i refuse to accept that its because i don't know what i need to know in order to perform at these places
10:00 <dudz> i just don't know howto get all these dickheads to get out of my way and give me what i want from them
11:00 <dudz> i dont want very much from them at all
11:00 <dudz> just some aud's so i can buy and contribute those to different industries
12:00 <dudz> thats the base of what i want, but also i want them to praise me and look upto me and respect me
13:00 <dudz> but those are all pretty ordinary requests
15:00 <dudz> i'll go see my jobsearch provider tomorrow morning anyway and have a chat
16:00 <dudz> havn't met this lady yet, a new one
42:00 <Exo> wb Glenn
43:00 <Brendan> Flandango
44:00 <Exo> Resool: need something to fight against guerrilla warfare
44:00 <milk> urban camo?
45:00 <Resool> 2) a radio commanded quadcopter big enough to carry a asult rifle or a single granat luncher. Being under fire this could posed to a position from which you could reach the enemy.
45:00 <milk> that's kinda cool, but you would need time to setup
46:00 <Resool> the biggest problem are suicide bombers and IED against those there is no protection
47:00 <Exo> hard to distinguish when they blend in with civilians
47:00 <Brendan> An arny of rabid dingoes would do the job
47:00 <Brendan> Army even
48:00 <milk> hey you read that thing about perverts using drones to spy on women inthe showers in high rises?
48:00 <Resool> training animals to smell explosives could be very helpful to detected IED
48:00 <Brendan> That or chuck norris clones
48:00 <JedStar> evening all
48:00 <JedStar> :-)
49:00 <Brendan> Hello
49:00 <milk> whats the 3 thing Resool?
49:00 <Exo> lol milk what is that about 
49:00 <Exo> evening JedStar 
49:00 <Exo> home made binoculars
49:00 <JedStar> g'day Exo
49:00 <JedStar> How are you today?
50:00 <Exo> good for a monday 
50:00 <Exo> how about u
50:00 <Brendan> Toilet paper rolls taped together? 
51:00 <Exo> lol that or your hands
51:00 <Resool> Glenn a high powered telescope place on a quadcopter gives you the posibility to place it anywhere you like. And the pictures are transmitted by mobil network
51:00 <Brendan> Sounds like a plan
51:00 <JedStar> Yeah alright thanks for a Monday
52:00 <Brendan> What about a helicopter with a sound cannon?
52:00 <milk> nah
52:00 <milk> broing
52:00 <Brendan> What's broing?
52:00 <milk> boring*
53:00 <milk> helicopters playing ride of the valkyries
53:00 <Brendan> Your cat is boring
53:00 <Brendan> Helicopters playing Britney Spears
53:00 <Brendan> Ear rape
53:00 <milk> when you are in a helicopter you want people to run away not shoot at you
54:00 <Brendan> That's why you hire Arnie as a bodyguard
54:00 <milk> meh
54:00 <Brendan> He deflects bullets with a flex of the chest
55:00 <milk> seen that mobile app Heli Attack?
56:00 <Brendan> Nope
56:00 <Brendan> I have tetris, best ever. 
56:00 <milk> I got Sims 3 on mine
57:00 <milk> picked up some apps from cokerewards.com.au some time ago
57:00 <Brendan> Sounds like fun
57:00 <Brendan> Ccocaine is a hell of a drug
57:00 <milk> tetris was one of them
58:00 <Resool> 3) training area base on paintball. This is not the best solution but still very helpfull to learn how to aim fast. Only special units do have enough weapon training, for other units this is to expensiv. And the paintball range of 30 meters is enough to train house combat
58:00 <milk> monopoly 
58:00 <milk> and SinCity
58:00 <milk> SimCity*
59:00 <milk> I'm saving up my coke points for a TV
59:00 <dudz> simcity <3
59:00 <Brendan> Coke points? 
59:00 <milk> from the labels?
59:00 <milk> you know?
59:00 <Brendan> K don't drink the stuff
59:00 <Brendan>  I*
00:00 <Exo> the sims 1
00:00 <milk> Resool, most training is all about marching
01:00 <Brendan> How much coke do you drink? 
01:00 <dudz> forming lines, following lines, concepts of lines
02:00 <JedStar> I have returned
02:00 <dudz> everyone 'marches' when they drive on roads
02:00 <Exo> wb 
02:00 <JedStar> ty
02:00 <milk> Industrial Music is based on marches
02:00 <milk> you know, lik NiN
02:00 <milk> e*
02:00 <Brendan> Sounds industrial
02:00 <dudz> i'm watching a doco series 'extreme factories'
03:00 <milk> goot oil robots you know
03:00 <milk> gotta*
03:00 <Brendan> I'm watching walk on the wild side
05:00 <lo> ne1 awake
05:00 <Exo> hi lopez
05:00 <lo> hi 
06:00 <lo> i made cool song
06:00 <lo> took 2 days
06:00 <Exo> thats nice
06:00 <Brendan> I'm happy for you in the pants
08:00 <Brendan> Yes.
08:00 <milk> raining here
08:00 <milk> is it techno?
09:00 <Exo> reggae
09:00 <lo> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/135a
09:00 <Fitz> lo rides a motorbike
09:00 <Fitz> he has a PE175
09:00 <lo> lol
10:00 <Fitz> he doesnt ride outside the house
10:00 <Brendan> Is it jazz?
10:00 <Resool>  milk are you or have you been a soldier
10:00 <milk> that 135 track needs hi hat
10:00 <Fitz> he is going to do it up, its had a flat tyre since he got it 4 yrs ago
11:00 <milk> Resool. no
11:00 <Fitz> he will do it up (fix the flat yre) one day
11:00 <milk> I am an avid interested party though
11:00 <Brendan> I had a toy soldier once
11:00 <milk> I wouldn't meet the entry requirements
11:00 <milk> besdies, no one wants to get killed
11:00 <milk> only idiots join the military because they think it's an easy life and nothing will ever happen...
11:00 <Exo> or fight unjustified wars
12:00 <Exo> u.s army is full of red necks
12:00 <Resool> the come home as double amputies
12:00 <Brendan> Precisely
12:00 <milk> besides, I just apply for the Women's Auxiliary Balloon Corp if I did.
12:00 <Exo> join the navy
12:00 <Brendan> It's modern societies version of natural selection
13:00 <milk> would*
14:00 <Exo> natural selection through obesity
15:00 <milk> what like eating the bad chicken nugget?
15:00 <Resool> milk i have not started my projects yet but i will soon. Money is the problem, but a ccd for a rifle scope will not be that expensiv
15:00 <Brendan> That doesn't really work, Barry White died from being fat and he was awesome
16:00 <Resool> thank you all for the nice chat, i will take my depression nap :)
16:00 <milk> seeya Resool
17:00 <milk> that guy works too hard
17:00 <Brendan> Cock for cash?
18:00 <Exo> lol depression nap
18:00 <Exo> works hard on his website resool.com
22:00 <internet> hey all
23:00 <internet> hey Glenn 
23:00 <internet> whats happening?
23:00 <internet> what do you have to do too get some sex around here
23:00 <internet> not a lot
23:00 <internet> just hanging around
24:00 <internet> we're abouts in sydney are you Glenn ?
24:00 <internet> i am in the inner west
25:00 <Brendan> Wow, Internet
25:00 <Exo> www
25:00 <internet> lol Brendan 
25:00 <Brendan> I'm not worthy
26:00 <internet> wish it would pay too
27:00 <Brendan> The internet is cool
27:00 <internet> yeah way kool
27:00 <Brendan> Lots of fun happens there
27:00 <Exo> the internets full of ads
28:00 <Brendan> The internet is for porn
28:00 <Lwaxana> he isnt
29:00 <Lwaxana> ignore that
29:00 <Brendan> The internet is for porn and only porn
30:00 <Lwaxana> pfff
30:00 <Brendan> You cannot accept the truth
30:00 <Brendan> Or the right ones?
30:00 <Lwaxana> try youtube not the red one
31:00 <Exo> hahahaha
31:00 <Brendan> I do not understand
31:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
32:00 <Exo> yes me too..
32:00 <lx> 1,0 Glenn: I0,0.1,0see.
32:00 <Exo> the internets for suarez memes and ones with willy wonka
33:00 <Brendan> Lol? 
33:00 <Brendan> I have never...
34:00 <Exo> lmao
34:00 <Brendan> No comment
35:00 <Exo> chasing some magic mushrooms
36:00 <Brendan> Only once and never again...
36:00 <Exo> you can never catch the dragon
36:00 <Brendan> I'm confused
38:00 <angryarabmidget>  shit,  i think i just swallowed that sachet that keeps vitamins dry with my pill?  i dont feel sick or anything yet, but should i go to a hospital or wait til i feel something?
38:00 <lx> 12,0 Moving angryarabmidget into the #sydney "Cone of Silence".
38:00 <lx> 12,0 That will keep you quiet for a while!
39:00 <Brendan> Lol, hospital. 
39:00 <Brendan> Sounds like a fun guy
40:00 <Exo> lol the cone of death
43:00 <Exo> always comes back for more
46:00 <Brendan> Attention whore
47:00 <Brendan> I can act like one
47:00 <Brendan> But I'm not really
47:00 <lo> lol homepc 
48:00 <Brendan> More like homopc
48:00 <Brendan> Amirite?
48:00 <homepc> ta
48:00 <Brendan> Your computer just came out of the closet
50:00 <Exo> icwydt
51:00 <Brendan> Icey Cucumber With Yogurt Dipped Tomatoes?
51:00 <Exo> that doesnt sound to bad actually
52:00 <Brendan> Incubated Cock Whipped Yellow Dong Truffles?
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