// #sydney — 2014-07-04
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07:17:00 <diddle26> glennos
07:17:00 <diddle26> Hey junior
07:17:00 <diddle26> glenn help me my family are poor
07:17:00 <diddle26> i got no food and no smokes
07:18:00 <diddle26> cant
07:18:00 <diddle26> i got no qualifications
07:18:00 <diddle26> dropped out end of grade 9
07:19:00 <diddle26> :'(
07:19:00 <diddle26> I get paid on tuesday
07:19:00 <diddle26> but thats ages away
07:55:00 <diddle26> Glenn
07:55:00 <diddle26> ???
08:11:00 <Wookie> lol lx
08:11:00 <lx> 10,0 - There is nothing I'm afraid of like scared people.
08:13:00 <diddle26> !seen blackwood
08:13:00 <Excessive> diddle26, blackwood ([email protected]) was last seen kicked from #melbourne by stebie 8 hours 16 minutes ago (7.03 23:56) with the reason: (Personal info / baiting)
08:39:00 <dudz> morning
08:40:00 <Wookie> ey
08:41:00 <diddle26> WOOKIE
08:41:00 <diddle26> !!!!!! wookie wookie wookie
08:44:00 <Wookie> im here
08:44:00 <Wookie> what
08:45:00 <diddle26> my family is poor
08:45:00 <Wookie> oh
08:46:00 <Wookie> and what am i supposed to do ?
08:46:00 <diddle26> do you have a spare $2
08:46:00 <Wookie> no
08:47:00 <diddle26> shit
08:47:00 <diddle26> now i cant get 1L of milk
08:47:00 <diddle26> back to tap water
08:48:00 <Wookie> if its one thing i hate its beggars
08:48:00 <Wookie> go get food vouchers from salvos or something
08:49:00 <diddle26> how much is in your bank wookie
08:49:00 <Wookie> nothing
08:49:00 <Wookie> i spent all my money on bills last wek
08:49:00 <Wookie> week
08:53:00 <diddle26> where you get money from
08:54:00 <Wookie> where else u know im on centrelink
08:54:00 <Wookie> like your lazy butt
08:57:00 <diddle26> how much do u get wookie
08:58:00 <Wookie> not your business sorry
11:54:00 <dudz> nice Glenn
11:54:00 <dudz> company networks going down is what we want
11:55:00 <dudz> they do more pushing than residentials
11:55:00 <dudz> i mean, they got more pushing power cause they have the ability to pay fee's consistently
11:56:00 <dudz> i feel like smoking but i told myself i wouldn't do that today
11:56:00 <dudz> so i should just be strict with meself hey
11:56:00 <dudz> i dono though what i should be doing
11:56:00 <dudz> all these bastards who havn't employed me yet, but they don't know i exist
11:56:00 <dudz> i need to let them know i'm here and that i exist
11:57:00 <dudz> and that if they want someone really great then they can have me and fight over me
11:57:00 <dudz> it's about time i started pushing out some need hey Glenn
11:58:00 <dudz> the idea i got, i need to write a script to auto fill and auto submit jobsearch applications
11:58:00 <dudz> its to rediculasly teedious and time consuming to do it manually
11:59:00 <dudz> there are hundreds of jobs i want to apply for
11:59:00 <dudz> i'm not gonna read their shit, if they have a tag like 'linux' i'm going to apply for it
11:59:00 <dudz> haha
11:59:00 <milk> morning all
11:59:00 <dudz> morning milk
11:59:00 <milk> anyone put a bet on the fifa?
12:00:00 <dudz> thats today is it?
12:00:00 <dudz> :>
12:02:00 <milk> its too fucken early and its too fucken cold
12:04:00 <dudz> yeah
12:04:00 <dudz> i stood in line at the supermarket with some elderly ladies
12:05:00 <dudz> they are already doing stuff
12:10:00 <dudz> so i wanna be an i.t skater milk and Glenn
12:10:00 <milk> http://muza-chan.net/photo/picture.php?/865/category/shinjuku-tokyo-japan
12:11:00 <dudz> you know what most people do , they glaze over, i found a new understanding of the glazeing
12:11:00 <dudz> people just do it cause nothing around them is new or interesting to them anymore
12:11:00 <dudz> they feel like they know everything about what is involved with their life and how to achieve things in what order
12:12:00 <milk> the excitement of the new, the look and feel of something real?
12:12:00 <dudz> yeah
12:12:00 <milk> some people are never happy
12:12:00 <dudz> thoughts that build up and start from see'ing something new and interesting
12:12:00 <hhhsjfjdj> dudz mate
12:12:00 <milk> once you realize this, it becomes easier to live with them
12:12:00 <hhhsjfjdj> how come u r such a loser
12:12:00 <hhhsjfjdj> lol
12:14:00 <dudz> hhhsjfjdj: your on drugs and i do not like you or the text that you type or any of the people you know in your life or have ever known or will ever know, there is nothing of interest or worth that will come from you for me.
12:14:00 <hhhsjfjdj> i dont even take drugs lol
12:14:00 <dudz> you can not have anything i have, find your own ways of obtaining
12:15:00 <hhhsjfjdj> you ban me cause when i call u a loser it actually hits home
12:15:00 <hhhsjfjdj> cause you know u r one
12:15:00 <milk> is silk road still working?
12:15:00 <hhhsjfjdj> ask your local police station
12:16:00 <milk> they are all high as kites and I'm still waiting on my shipment
12:16:00 <hhhsjfjdj> cool
12:18:00 <hhhsjfjdj> dudz is very upset because the policeman stole his marijuana
12:18:00 <dudz> hhhsjfjdj: i know nothing about you, you just use techniques i've seen drug addicts use to get what they want
12:18:00 <hhhsjfjdj> i dont want anything from you dudz
12:18:00 <dudz> why talk to me then?
12:18:00 <hhhsjfjdj> why talk back?
12:19:00 <dudz> because i don't need the shit your saying
12:19:00 <dudz> theres a reason you keep saying it
12:20:00 <hhhsjfjdj> are u crying bro
12:20:00 <dudz> figure it out and leave me out of it
12:20:00 <hhhsjfjdj> didnt mean to upset your feelings sorry man
12:20:00 <dudz> i dont want you to keep involving me in your problems
12:20:00 <hhhsjfjdj> my only problem is u
12:20:00 <dudz> if you leave irc we will never cross paths again
12:21:00 <hhhsjfjdj> no thanks, i'll be the one staying
12:21:00 <dudz> i use irc, why bring yourself down to my level
12:22:00 <dudz> i have much more respect and abilities on irc and computers in general than you will ever have
12:22:00 <hhhsjfjdj> cause this place was good before losers like u came along
12:22:00 <hhhsjfjdj> whatever helps you sleep at night son
12:22:00 <hhhsjfjdj> keep dreaming
12:22:00 <dudz> i dont think of you really
12:22:00 <dudz> its just anoying to see you in the way of my text
12:23:00 <dudz> you don't conform
12:23:00 <hhhsjfjdj> tell us about your relationship with the skater man you touch penises with
12:23:00 <dudz> thats useless text you just typed then
12:23:00 <hhhsjfjdj> no your the one that brought it up
12:23:00 <hhhsjfjdj> remember that story you told
12:23:00 <hhhsjfjdj> tell us again i forgot the details
12:24:00 <dudz> i got no idea of it, have you taken proper notes cause you could reference them perhaps, i got no idea what you are talking about
12:24:00 <hhhsjfjdj> you said theres a man you love to skateboard together and touch penises with
12:24:00 <hhhsjfjdj> remember that 1'
12:24:00 <dudz> no i don't remember that one
12:25:00 <hhhsjfjdj> now you're in denial
12:25:00 <hhhsjfjdj> faggot
12:25:00 <hhhsjfjdj> you just killed it
12:25:00 <dudz> whys it matter what i am
12:25:00 <dudz> what do i have over you that you so desperatly want?
12:26:00 <dudz> you lie and you will try side step things
12:26:00 <dudz> those qualities you have and you know you do them
12:27:00 <hhhsjfjdj> why are you still talking to me you fucking faggot
12:27:00 <hhhsjfjdj> move on
12:28:00 <dudz> are you trying to take away my social developments from me because you see the improvements i have made and you are jelous and angry and want what i have for yourself but you don't know howto ask for it becaus eyou take drugs and you live in the slumps and you know i have no ties to you, no emotional bond through growing up together or something like that which iw ould need in order to want to help someone in your situation.
12:28:00 <hhhsjfjdj> thats a nice little essay u just typed there faggot
12:29:00 <hhhsjfjdj> High Distinction
12:29:00 <hhhsjfjdj> well done
12:29:00 <dudz> you didn't read it because your brain is small and you try lower other peoples brains to your size by using words like 'faggot' or 'loser'
12:29:00 <hhhsjfjdj> HD
12:33:00 <dudz> sorry all who had to see that
12:34:00 <dudz> i got no energy today,
12:41:00 <dudz> narh that makes sens though, its going into body repairs
12:42:00 <dudz> so retail stores
12:43:00 <dudz> i hadn't been in those for a few yrs
12:45:00 <dudz> anyway cyas <3
12:58:00 <Wookie> back [r: Quick Away] [1h32m52s]
13:59:00 <diddle26> glenn!
14:02:00 <Cheese-Sex> /nickop identify chickennigger382
14:02:00 <Wookie> ;/
14:02:00 <Cheese-Sex> hello Wookie
14:03:00 <Cheese-Sex> nice to see you again Wookie
14:04:00 <Cheese-Sex> Glenn: hello old friend
14:05:00 <Cheese-Sex> Glenn: let bygones be bygones
14:07:00 <Wookie> lol
14:07:00 <Wookie> haha
14:08:00 <Cheese-Sex> Glenn: what happened
14:08:00 <Cheese-Sex> Glenn: why am i not a bright lad
14:08:00 <Chris> lol
14:09:00 <Wookie> haha
14:09:00 <Cheese-Sex> Glenn: please don't share my email address on public forums
14:09:00 <Cheese-Sex> Glenn: i am feeling very abused
14:10:00 <Wookie> your the nut who has it shown
14:10:00 <Chris> i look in and whats here, another lamer ;p
14:10:00 <Wookie> lol yeh chris
14:10:00 <Cheese-Sex> who is the lamer
14:11:00 <Wookie> haha
14:11:00 <Chris> Cheese-Sex, lets see starts with C and ends in X
14:11:00 <Cheese-Sex> wow Chris
14:11:00 <Cheese-Sex> Chris you are making fun of me
14:11:00 <Cheese-Sex> Chris: i am a nice guy from Brisbane
14:11:00 <Chris> Cheese-Sex, id never make fun of you Mr Cheese
14:12:00 <Cheese-Sex> thank you Chris
14:12:00 <Cheese-Sex> Chris: you are my pal
14:13:00 <Wookie> haha
14:13:00 <Chris> Cheese-Sex, is it true the moon is made out of Cheese?
14:13:00 <Cheese-Sex> Chris: yes it is made of a triple cream brie
14:13:00 <Wookie> and or cock cheese
14:13:00 <Cheese-Sex> Wookie: cock cheese is good to spread on toast
14:14:00 <Chris> lol
14:14:00 <Wookie> yuck
14:14:00 <Cheese-Sex> lol Wookie
14:14:00 <Wookie> please excuse me while i go puke
14:14:00 <Cheese-Sex> hahaha
14:15:00 <Cheese-Sex> Glenn: please do some farts
14:15:00 <Wookie> dont forget to wipe the cheese and blow back glenn
14:15:00 <BlackDevil> dick cheese?
14:15:00 <Cheese-Sex> BlackDevil: yes it is the smegma of semen under a foreskin
14:16:00 <BlackDevil> i get that a lot
14:16:00 <Cheese-Sex> BlackDevil: it is delicious, you should try it
14:17:00 <Wookie> yuck!
14:17:00 <Chris> eww
14:17:00 <Cheese-Sex> lol Wookie
14:17:00 <Wookie> im so puking now ta
14:17:00 <Cheese-Sex> hahaha Wookie
14:17:00 <Wookie> !cheese-sex, reminds me of that idiot dirtydingo
14:17:00 <Cheese-Sex> Wookie: i can assure you i am not dirtydingo
14:19:00 <Wookie> gross
14:19:00 <Cheese-Sex> Wookie: relax its just some cheese
14:19:00 <Chris> I dont think ill be able to eat cheese for a week now
14:19:00 <Cheese-Sex> lol Chris
14:19:00 <Wookie> fuck that i wont ever eat it again
14:20:00 <Wookie> without that gross thought
14:20:00 <Cheese-Sex> Wookie: lets eat cheese together naked
14:20:00 <Chris> :(
14:20:00 <Wookie> no
14:21:00 <Cheese-Sex> lol Wookie
14:21:00 <Cheese-Sex> Wookie: don't knock it till you tried it
14:23:00 <Cheese-Sex> hornyGuy: welcome here
14:23:00 <Wookie> i think ill pass thanks
14:23:00 <Cheese-Sex> lol Wookie
14:23:00 <Cheese-Sex> Wookie: you need to try some new things with cheese and salami
14:24:00 <milk> wendslidale?
14:27:00 <Wookie> yup
14:27:00 <Cheese-Sex> Glenn: please don't look into my personal affairs
14:28:00 <Cheese-Sex> Glenn: i don't appreciate it
14:28:00 <lx> 12,0 Moving Cheese-Sex into the #sydney "Cone of Silence".
14:28:00 <lx> 12,0 That will keep you quiet for a while!
14:28:00 <Wookie> haha
14:28:00 <milk> smokin'
14:28:00 <milk> ban'em, ban 'em all!
14:29:00 <diddle26> ehhehehehehee
14:29:00 <diddle26> sup peoples
14:29:00 <Wookie> lol
14:30:00 <milk> what exactly is a chat?
14:30:00 <milk> just sayin'
14:30:00 <Wookie> one that doesnt consist of hi asl wanna fuck
14:31:00 <milk> so, everyone has to be nice because it's nice to be nice?
14:31:00 <diddle26> wookie
14:31:00 <diddle26> a/s/l?
14:31:00 <Wookie> you should know it kuniva
14:32:00 <milk> no new people allowed, only megabots
14:32:00 <diddle26> 38 f bris
14:32:00 <diddle26> ????\
14:32:00 <Wookie> im not that old
14:32:00 <diddle26> okies
14:32:00 <diddle26> i heard about parole conditions from my lawyer
14:32:00 <diddle26> geez i better not get parole
14:33:00 <milk> big house life is sweet
14:33:00 <Wookie> haha
14:33:00 <Wookie> for some people
14:34:00 <milk> you get let out everytime they need to let a cop get off
14:34:00 <Wookie> thats a new one
14:34:00 <milk> then that cop spend s the next 10 years telling everyone about their hardcore bust
14:35:00 <milk> so you spend maybe a week in jail, before the next hero cop goes through the process
14:36:00 <Wookie> yup
14:37:00 <milk> righto, sign here.. ok, now you're a cop, buy you appointments here, get your L'Oreal there and you Natural Eye Contact Company contact's there... now here is the commodore keys.... arrest this criminal, give a ticket here, here and here.... right now get to tha desk!
14:48:00 <milk> dude, how many cops you know take drugs, and how many cops you know make drugs?
14:50:00 <milk> just sayin' cops are drug pigs who don't want to pay
14:51:00 <dudz> right!
14:52:00 <milk> yeah, crack some heads, that'll teach 'em about stockpiling drugs out of law enforcement hands
14:54:00 <milk> it's like watching a Doctor, Police Chief and Army General daisy chain
14:55:00 <Wookie> you seem to know alot about it milk
14:55:00 <milk> you have to get the natural order of things correct
14:56:00 <milk> the easiest thing to do is cannibal stick all the police because they only ever work for the overseas drug cartels anyway
14:57:00 <milk> oh they're illegal
14:58:00 <milk> I mean, what do you do when you're on welfare and there is 30 cops trying to bury you because they pay taxes and you're not allowed to make any more meth for them to steal because that's illegal?
14:59:00 <milk> then the cops kill you
14:59:00 <Wookie> lol
14:59:00 <Wookie> who the hell started milk off
15:00:00 <milk> and here I was thinking executing people for being on welfare was treason
15:00:00 <milk> ?
15:00:00 <milk> ??
15:00:00 <milk> ???
15:00:00 <milk> ????
15:00:00 <Wookie> shut up ow
15:00:00 <Wookie> now
15:01:00 <Wookie> ;p
15:01:00 <milk> pig piggy pig pig
15:01:00 <milk> here pig
15:01:00 <milk> piggy pig pig pig
15:02:00 <Wookie> yeh
16:36:00 <lx> 12,0 Moving milk into the #sydney "Cone of Silence".
16:36:00 <lx> 12,0 That will keep you quiet for a while!
16:38:00 <lx> 12,0 Some-one want to do something about the welcome sign? It needs exclusions added!
16:38:00 <lx> 12,0 Moving hhhsjfjdj into the #sydney "Cone of Silence".
16:38:00 <lx> 12,0 That will keep you quiet for a while!
16:47:00 <Lo> bbl loves
16:47:00 <lx> 1,0 No probs1,0 Lo...
17:04:00 <Exo> good evening peeps
17:09:00 <Dingo> Hi
17:10:00 <Dingo> cookie first needs to learn english
17:12:00 <Diddle> Exo
17:13:00 <Diddle> Exo Skeleton!
17:14:00 <Exo> hi jeffos hows it going
17:14:00 <Exo> !set cookie off
17:15:00 <JedStar> afternoon all
17:16:00 <Exo> afternoon JedStar how ar ya
17:16:00 <JedStar> pretty good thanks Exo
17:16:00 <JedStar> How are you?
17:16:00 <Exo> good good it's friday at last
17:16:00 <JedStar> Yeah for sure
17:16:00 <JedStar> What's the plans for the weekend?
17:18:00 <Exo> just gonna meet up with friends get a few drinks
17:18:00 <Exo> looks like its forcast to rain this weekend here
17:18:00 <Exo> as per usual
17:18:00 <Exo> urself?
17:22:00 <Diddle> Exo
17:22:00 <Diddle> u called me jeffos
17:22:00 <Diddle> ???
17:24:00 <Exo> arent u jeffos
17:26:00 <Diddle> mayb
17:26:00 <Exo> or joffa
17:28:00 <Diddle> Jeffers
17:28:00 <dudz> so is anyone available for some key pushing exchanging?
17:29:00 <Exo> me me me me
17:30:00 <Rupert> hi
17:30:00 <Rupert> hello friends
17:30:00 <Rupert> Exo: how are you my child
17:31:00 <Exo> hows it going nugget
17:32:00 <Rupert> Exo: I'm ok just farting some baked beans
17:38:00 <dudz> so yeah, i gotta HTC Nexus ONE nowdays :>
17:39:00 <dudz> now all i need is a job to continue to pay to keep it running
17:39:00 <dudz> phone companies want everything anyone ever owns or ever will earn or own.
17:39:00 <Exo> how much per month
17:41:00 <dudz> $19, but i don't have to pay it i just can't call or sms or check emails of fb etc
17:42:00 <dudz> just a prepaid simcard with a phone acumulated from my brothers middle draw :>
17:42:00 <dudz> my motorola razr HD xt925 fell out of my pocket some time ago
17:43:00 <Wookie> ;/
17:44:00 <dudz> how is my persona coming across so far since we met Wookie ?
17:44:00 <dudz> i'm aiming for a higher one than a drug associated member of society
17:44:00 <Wookie> its good
17:45:00 <dudz> sweet <3
17:45:00 <Wookie> bored so watching duckman :P
18:16:00 <lx> 3* Glenn was kicked by ChanOP ([ChanOP] Now that felt really good!)
18:17:00 <Wookie> haha
18:29:00 <Rupert> thank you Glenn
18:29:00 <Rupert> Glenn: you are my true friend and I love you
18:29:00 <Rupert> /nickop identify chickenlittle932
18:30:00 <Wookie> i think ill be ok
18:30:00 <Rupert> lol
18:31:00 <Rupert> Wookie: long time no cheese!
18:31:00 <Wookie> soooooooo attention seeking
18:32:00 <Rupert> anyone want to have some phone sex?
18:32:00 <Rupert> 0412 439 992
18:42:00 <Exo> or his daddy cut his internet
18:43:00 <Exo> :P
18:44:00 <Exo> this is beach weather
18:44:00 <Exo> perfect for a dip at st kilda beach
18:45:00 <Exo> the winds like a slap in the face
18:46:00 <Wookie> supposed to hit a low of 8 over night lol
18:46:00 <Wookie> im still laughing at that status glenn
18:46:00 <Exo> yolo weather
18:46:00 <Wookie> the breast milk one
18:46:00 <Wookie> lol
18:47:00 <Wookie> lol serves him right
18:48:00 <Lumeah> hes suposed to give it all
18:48:00 <Wookie> haah
18:48:00 <Wookie> i guess he had to try it
18:48:00 <Lumeah> surves him right
18:48:00 <Wookie> lol
18:48:00 <Lumeah> yeah like his own cum
18:49:00 <Wookie> ah well we all do stupid things
18:50:00 <Lumeah> lol
18:50:00 <Lumeah> drink it all
18:50:00 <Wookie> haha no way
18:51:00 <Lumeah> slurp slurp
18:54:00 <Wookie> lolol
19:05:00 <lusus_naturae> Hello, it is I, Jared, king of the slobs
19:21:00 <lusus_naturae> wb
19:28:00 <Resool> Lumeah: Exo lx Ana_Ng hello
19:28:00 <lx> 10,0 - Things are more like they used to be than they are now.
19:29:00 <Lumeah> hi Resool
19:30:00 <Resool> Last day of holiday, we will fly home 6 am tomorrow
19:30:00 <Lumeah> ahhh
19:31:00 <lusus_naturae> mmmm, holidays...
19:31:00 <Resool> I was and i am still ill since monday afternoon
19:32:00 <lusus_naturae> get a doctors certificate
19:32:00 <lusus_naturae> take sick leave nad get your holidays back!
19:33:00 <Resool> At the moment i am unemployed so it does not matter
19:34:00 <lusus_naturae> so when you say you are on holidays it just means you're not at home, right?
19:34:00 <Resool> This time i have forgotten to get a health insurance
19:34:00 <Resool> Yes
19:36:00 <Resool> So i was happy not needing a doctor or go to hospital, this would have been very expensiv
19:36:00 <dudz> the entire world of the internet all packed neatly into a austnet server
19:36:00 <lusus_naturae> where are you on holidays, are you in Oz or elsewhere?
19:37:00 <Resool> Hello dudz
19:38:00 <Resool> lusus_naturae: gran canary island west of morrokko
19:41:00 <lusus_naturae> Spanish, right?
19:41:00 <Resool> dudz: the australian servers do provide the best chat, and i am still trying to improve my english
19:41:00 <lusus_naturae> (and it's morocco I think)
19:42:00 <Resool> The six islands do belong to spain, tax rate is 7% instaed of 19%
19:48:00 <dudz> Resool: excellent
19:49:00 <Resool> lusus_naturae: i have to learn spanish, i do speak italian the languages are similar
19:50:00 <dudz> .o/
19:50:00 <lusus_naturae> un cerveza por favor
19:50:00 <lusus_naturae> that's about all you need
19:51:00 <lusus_naturae> hola chica muy linda, vengo bailar conmigo
19:52:00 <lusus_naturae> maybe vengas
19:53:00 <Resool> The only problem i do not drink beer, in the second sentense i do not know linda :)
19:55:00 <lusus_naturae> ha, it means pretty ;)
19:55:00 <lusus_naturae> lunch time
19:55:00 <Resool> lusus_naturae: my wife was with me, so talking to other women might cause problems
19:56:00 <Ana_Ng> ok
19:57:00 <Resool> pretty girls see me and turn away, this is not the effect you would like to have on women :'(
19:58:00 <Resool> hello Ana_Ng
20:00:00 <Ana_Ng> hi
20:55:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1-7oQpFbwg
20:55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Etherwood - Begin By Letting Go - Official Video (Date not found) 4:30 - Category: Music - 250,000 - 3,074 likes (99.2%), 25 dislikes (0.8%)
20:55:00 <dudz> evening zade
20:56:00 <dudz> ay Glenn :>
20:56:00 <Zade> hello dudz
21:47:00 <lusus_naturae> I have some left over m&ms
21:47:00 <lusus_naturae> peanut!
21:50:00 <lusus_naturae> it's like a spider!
21:50:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
21:54:00 <Rupert> any chatters here
21:54:00 <lusus_naturae> there are some chunters
21:54:00 <Rupert> lusus_naturae: what are chunters
21:54:00 <lusus_naturae> a coupe of hatters, but they're mostly mad
21:54:00 <lusus_naturae> one who chunts
21:54:00 <Rupert> lusus_naturae: lol
21:55:00 <Rupert> lusus_naturae: chunt cunts
21:55:00 <lusus_naturae> it's when you shit and chunder at the same time
21:55:00 <lusus_naturae> usually from a dodgy kebab
21:55:00 <lusus_naturae> or a holiday in south east asia
21:55:00 <Rupert> lol
21:55:00 <Rupert> south east asia
21:55:00 <Rupert> do you mean Thailand
21:56:00 <lusus_naturae> the danger in Thailand is mostly ladyboy borne STDs
21:57:00 <Rupert> lusus_naturae: what kind of STDs can you get from ladyboys
21:57:00 <lusus_naturae> or lobsters
21:57:00 <lusus_naturae> depends on if they walk sideways or not
21:58:00 <Rupert> lusus_naturae: Ladyboys have fake vaginas
21:58:00 <lusus_naturae> any hole's a goer in my book
21:58:00 <Rupert> lusus_naturae: lol
21:58:00 <Rupert> lusus_naturae: have you had a ladyboy for the night
21:59:00 <lusus_naturae> I'm seriously considering buying the fleshlight adapter for my iPad
21:59:00 <lusus_naturae> except I don't have an iPad :(
21:59:00 <Rupert> lusus_naturae: what is the flashlight adaptor
22:00:00 <lusus_naturae> I don't know
22:00:00 <lusus_naturae> http://gizmodo.com/5878901/confirmed-fleshlight-developing-ipad-case-you-can-bone
22:00:00 <Rupert> lol
22:00:00 <Rupert> you can fuck your ipad
22:00:00 <Rupert> how great
22:02:00 <Rupert> Glenn: you have really caused some concern for me in Hong Kong
22:03:00 <Rupert> Glenn: yes and it has really hurt me emotionally
22:04:00 <Rupert> Glenn: please it is Ramadan, have some compassion
22:04:00 <Rupert> Glenn: i would invite you to my apartment for dumplings and pork fried rice
22:07:00 <lusus_naturae> prok fried rice for Ramadan sounds pretty haram to me
22:08:00 <Rupert> lusus_naturae: yes it is
22:08:00 <Rupert> lusus_naturae: i wash it down with whisky and oral sex with hookers
22:09:00 <lusus_naturae> like all good muslims
22:09:00 <Rupert> lusus_naturae: exactly
22:17:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ka9TH9CH6o
22:17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Colossus - Under the Weather (Dec 7, 2011) 7:22 - Category: Entertainment - 432,356 - 5,189 likes (98.4%), 82 dislikes (1.6%)
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