// #politicaldebate — 2017-07-25
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18:33:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:38:00 <IvanTheBastard> hello friends
21:42:00 <amelia> Ivan sup
21:42:00 <IvanTheBastard> fukall what about you??
21:43:00 <IvanTheBastard> what have i missed?
21:43:00 <IvanTheBastard> any drama?
21:43:00 <IvanTheBastard> any quality gold moments?
21:44:00 <amelia> few cock pics, think there was an arsehole pic in there too, couple of meltdowns and a whole heap of retard talk
21:44:00 <amelia> so ye
21:45:00 <IvanTheBastard> Oh awesome, so business as usual then?>
21:45:00 <psidawg> sup amolia
21:45:00 <psidawg> =P
21:46:00 <IvanTheBastard> PSIDAWGS
21:47:00 <amelia> you know it
21:49:00 <IvanTheBastard> so this place seems to have quietened down a little
21:50:00 <IvanTheBastard> or do all the cool people hang somewhere else now
21:54:00 <amelia> tis quiet all over everywheres
21:54:00 <amelia> how the fam
21:55:00 <IvanTheBastard> all good. havent been on cause everything is packed up, we are moving soon
21:55:00 <amelia> how come you moving
21:56:00 <IvanTheBastard> centrelink evicted us from our homeswest house
21:57:00 <IvanTheBastard> because i earn too much now
21:58:00 <amelia> where you moving to
21:59:00 <IvanTheBastard> still trying to decide, what do you think of Balga?
21:59:00 <IvanTheBastard> only one or two stabbings a night there now yea?
21:59:00 <amelia> lmao
21:59:00 <IvanTheBastard> what about you?
21:59:00 <amelia> gr8 suburb
21:59:00 <IvanTheBastard> has warren taken you out on a date yet?
21:59:00 <amelia> you'll def be safe there
22:00:00 <amelia> yeah we went to san churroz midland
22:00:00 <IvanTheBastard> chocolate overdose???
22:00:00 <amelia> it was a gr8 time, i threw hot chocolate at his big head
22:00:00 <amelia> memories. ahhh
22:00:00 <IvanTheBastard> which head? lol
22:01:00 <amelia> ;)
22:01:00 <amelia> then we looked at houses in balga to move in together
22:02:00 <IvanTheBastard> sounds like a dream come true
22:02:00 <IvanTheBastard> was xm a third leg in all this?
22:02:00 <IvanTheBastard> sitting patiently in the back seat?
22:03:00 <amelia> he video'd the whole date so we'd always have the memory
22:03:00 <IvanTheBastard> what a great guy, seriously he is a champion
22:04:00 <amelia> yes
22:04:00 <amelia> I'm going to leave Warren for him
22:04:00 <IvanTheBastard> NO????
22:04:00 <IvanTheBastard> get out of here
22:04:00 <amelia> I'm sick of Warrens dumb red shirts
22:04:00 <amelia> xm has a larger selection of coloured shirts
22:05:00 <amelia> who can blame me
22:05:00 <IvanTheBastard> coloured shirts is defining factor in picking the right man, that is for sure
22:06:00 <amelia> I'm glad someone understands
22:06:00 <IvanTheBastard> when i first met my wife i was wearing a technics shirt with a record on it and she thought i was a DJ
22:06:00 <IvanTheBastard> thats the power of a shirt, right there
22:07:00 <amelia> lmao
22:07:00 <IvanTheBastard> the next day she was like " I would have never slept with you if i knew you werent a DJ"
22:07:00 <amelia> what was she wearing
22:07:00 <IvanTheBastard> before or after she got taken to pound town?
22:07:00 <IvanTheBastard> >:]
22:08:00 <amelia> did you meet her playing cs at netcom in the city
22:10:00 <IvanTheBastard> hahaha good call
22:10:00 <amelia> :P
22:10:00 <IvanTheBastard> she was actually good mates with one of my good mates
22:10:00 <IvanTheBastard> its a fairly typical type of scenario
22:11:00 <amelia> male or female mates
22:11:00 <amelia> you swooped in!!
22:11:00 <IvanTheBastard> actually it was a male mate and yes for many years he did see it as me swooping in
22:12:00 <IvanTheBastard> i just had that gravitas around women, they couldnt help ditching plan B and moving up to plan A what can i say
22:12:00 <amelia> hahahaha
22:12:00 <amelia> can't fight chemistry
22:13:00 <IvanTheBastard> exactly, and when they saw me pwning newbs at netcom on counterstrike v1.3 that made them super wet trust me
22:13:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
22:13:00 <IvanTheBastard> just sealed the deal
22:13:00 <amelia> no doubt
22:14:00 <IvanTheBastard> i dont think you ever came down with our mutual friend to one of those places did you?
22:14:00 <amelia> I can't remember to be honest
22:14:00 <amelia> if i did it would have only been once or twice
22:15:00 <amelia> i saw her for engagement party
22:15:00 <IvanTheBastard> recently?
22:15:00 <amelia> yeah
22:15:00 <IvanTheBastard> hows she travelling?
22:16:00 <amelia> she couldn't stop crying when she saw me
22:16:00 <amelia> it had been ages
22:16:00 <amelia> she seems well
22:16:00 <amelia> he seems good for her, totally infatuated with her
22:16:00 <amelia> its sweet
22:17:00 <IvanTheBastard> thats nice to hear
22:18:00 <amelia> sure is
22:19:00 <IvanTheBastard> its sometimes hard to find someone to love in this wasteland we're stuck on
22:19:00 <IvanTheBastard> i think its important to identify the target early in the piece, hang on to them and dont let go!
22:19:00 <IvanTheBastard> if needed do the borat trick and throw a bag over them and take them back to your home etc
22:20:00 <amelia> club them n throw em over your shoulder
22:22:00 <IvanTheBastard> if they arent able to say no that means consent is implied, basically
22:23:00 <amelia> sometimes people need to be forced into doing the right things
22:23:00 <amelia> they will soon learn
22:25:00 <IvanTheBastard> yes thats my thoughts exactly
22:25:00 <IvanTheBastard> do you have to force warren to do much?
22:25:00 <amelia> yes
22:25:00 <amelia> he is very stubborn
22:26:00 <amelia> he will never learn
22:28:00 <IvanTheBastard> unbelievable, well hopefully he is treating you right
22:28:00 <IvanTheBastard> mmm hmmm
22:28:00 <amelia> im gonna dump him next time he's online
22:29:00 <amelia> tell him i have a crush on someone way cooler n heaps more asiany
22:30:00 <amelia> someone who doesn't profile me!!
22:30:00 <IvanTheBastard> Oh poor guy, dumped over the internet, how harsh!
22:30:00 <IvanTheBastard> YES OMG HTOSE PROFILES SUCK DICK
22:30:00 <IvanTheBastard> amelia i think your and INTJ
22:30:00 <IvanTheBastard> or SHITJ
22:31:00 <amelia> TMNJ
22:31:00 <IvanTheBastard> seroiusly man the guy needs to move on
22:31:00 <amelia> I think i might even hate him
22:31:00 <amelia> truth about webcam girls on sbs
22:32:00 <amelia> this is the truth I've always wanted to know
22:32:00 <IvanTheBastard> ah yes
22:32:00 <IvanTheBastard> i will need to go watch that for... research purposes
22:33:00 <IvanTheBastard> fyi anything i watch on SBS is for research purposes OK? just dont come in the theater room because you might interupt me writing a new essay
22:33:00 <amelia> do you always study with no pants on
22:34:00 <IvanTheBastard> i find it helps me absorb the chi force
22:35:00 <IvanTheBastard> easier to grab my dick too without all those pants and stuff in the way
22:35:00 <IvanTheBastard> ok im going to go chill out
22:35:00 <IvanTheBastard> take care and have fun
22:35:00 <IvanTheBastard> good chat
22:35:00 <amelia> backatchya
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