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22:38 <Warren1984> then your good to go
23:06 <Warren1984> I just pigged down on lamb choops steamed greens and capsicum
23:17 <Warren1984> and a large sweet potatoe
25:27 <Warren1984> Tigger_ I am bored
25:34 <Warren1984> like lish
25:55 <Tigger_> where did you get that meal from?
27:10 <Warren1984> My Mum and Dad purchased it
27:22 <Warren1984> so from them
29:15 <Tigger_> ok
29:38 <Tigger_> what things don't you find boring?
34:40 <Warren1984> Nick Jonas reveals all about being a gay icon, dating Delta and where he keeps his purity ring
35:01 <Warren1984> photography
35:47 <Warren1984> Tigger_ what would be better saving up for another computer or going on holiday
35:57 <Warren1984> or perhaps both depending on how well I save
36:14 <Tigger_> you could save up just to keep the money in the bank
36:20 <Warren1984> computers new unique things that come out
36:59 <Warren1984> I feel socially isolated for some reason
37:58 <Tigger_> what about at church?
38:54 <Tigger_> maybe you're socially isolated because you're mean to people
44:23 <Warren1984> http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/seth-rogen-stinks-up-office-with-pot-habit/story-fnk822dn-1227249611586
47:50 <Tigger_> he'll end up dead
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52:11 <Marttin> (+Warren1984) who gave me the + <- it was me warren
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55:02 <Warren1984> thanks mistacharisma1
55:04 <Warren1984> Marttin
55:27 <Marttin> Np
55:34 <Warren1984> Tigger_ 49% of the population are SJ's ISTJ, ISFJ, ESFJ and ESTJ
55:52 <Warren1984> these people do not like weird or strange people / things - intolerant of differences
55:55 Quit: IvanTheBastard ([email protected]) Quit: If you could reason with muslims, there would be no muslims
56:19 <Warren1984> so thats already half the population that hates weird people like INTJ's and INTP's
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56:32 <Warren1984> upon further analysis
56:55 <Warren1984> only between 15 - 25% of people are intuitive
57:27 <Tigger_> what percentage are INTJs?
57:45 <Warren1984> 2%
57:53 <Warren1984> but the INTJ is lucky
58:01 <Warren1984> they don't like most people anyway
58:12 <Warren1984> and they are not very emotional
01:54 <Warren1984> 51% of the population are NP, SP, NJ such as ENTP, INTP, ISTP, ESTP, ESFP, INFJ, ENFJ, INTJ, ENTJ, ENFP, INFP, ISFP
02:28 <Warren1984> see so this is why relationships are difficult
02:46 <Warren1984> the best gf is an intuitive on
02:54 <Warren1984> esp a judging intuitive one
03:50 <Warren1984> SJ's which are 49% of the population
04:01 <Warren1984> they know the rules, that you might not know
04:18 <Warren1984> they blindly follow those rules like sheep
04:40 <Warren1984> this is the reason why places like north korea are conformists
06:17 <Warren1984> my Pharmacist said no one hates you here
06:22 <Tigger_> which type are the non-conformists?
06:43 <Warren1984> primarily the INTJ and INTP
06:53 <Warren1984> they hate rules that make no sense
07:07 <Warren1984> more so the intuitive ones
07:13 <Warren1984> entp enfp intp infp
07:14 <Tigger_> so what would a country of INTJs be like?
07:21 <Warren1984> no idea
07:35 <DoC> heya Tigger_
07:38 <DoC> Hi Warren1984 :)
07:41 <Warren1984> hey DoC
07:47 <DoC> sup buddy
07:55 <Tigger_> hi DoC
08:08 <DoC> still confused, whose EpicWinz Tigger_?
08:33 <DoC> hows things Tigger_?
08:56 <Tigger_> EpicWinz is b1rd
09:10 <Tigger_> I'm lacking energy today because of the heat
09:18 <DoC> oh okies.
10:56 <Warren1984> http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/books-magazines/confessions-of-a-high-class-escort-amanda-goff-i-gave-the-girls-g-strings-for-christmas/story-fn9412vp-1227225914611
11:04 <Warren1984> Confessions of a high-class escort: Amanda Goff, ‘I gave the girls G-strings for Christmas’
12:09 <Tigger_> did you give Sophie g-strings for Christmas?
13:43 <DoC> Total of 9 people arrested by Moscow court for high treason, espionage since start of 2014 - http://tass.ru/en/russia/781297
14:22 <Warren1984> yes
14:23 <Tigger_> Russia doesn't mess around with spies
14:24 <Warren1984> Still, Goff’s heart yearns for true love. “I’m looking for the right man to share my life with. The longer I work as an escort, the more I believe in traditional values. I want to have a traditional relationship."
14:37 <Tigger_> what did Sophie think?
14:43 <Warren1984> no I never did
15:00 <Warren1984> the right man will never come
16:19 <DoC> http://qpolitical.com/norway-just-deported-824-muslims-every-american-needs-to-see-what-happened-next/
16:35 <Warren1984> Tigger_ Putin has a clip clop as well -> http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/chelsea-handler-posts-topless-photo-on-twitter-to-prove-her-breasts-are-real/story-fnk825dz-1227248815128
16:36 <Tigger_> yes, I read about that, crime dropped by 30%
16:54 <Tigger_> that doesn't look like an article about Putin and his horse
17:04 <DoC> yeah I read that too Warren1984
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17:49 <Warren1984> putin is riding clip clop and that woman he haww
18:43 <DoC> Saudi FM urges coalition to face ISIS challenge 'on the ground' - http://www.dailystar.com.lb/News/Middle-East/2015/Mar-05/289724-saudi-fm-urges-coalition-to-face-isis-challenge-on-the-ground.ashx
18:57 <Warren1984> thats a good article DoC
19:13 <Tigger_> The ISIS Bucket Challenge
19:20 <DoC> indeed Warren mate its good :)
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20:08 <Warren1984> http://qpolitical.com/muslims-just-made-it-almost-impossible-to-buy-bacon-at-target-this-is-crazy/
20:37 <DoC> UN rights boss seeks campaign to 'discredit' ISIS - http://www.dailystar.com.lb/News/World/2015/Mar-05/289728-un-rights-boss-seeks-campaign-to-discredit-isis.ashx
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22:05 <Warren1984> why deport terrorists
22:06 <DoC> US ambassador attacked in South Korea http://www.aljazeera.com/news/southasia/2015/03/ambassador-attacked-south-korea-150304232100655.html
22:10 <Warren1984> why not execute them
22:36 <Warren1984> because those deported will meet with other Muslims and make evil plans for there
24:19 <Tigger_> terrorists should be given compulsory sex-changes
24:47 <DoC> Prosecutors are now considering criminal charges against members of Michael Browns family in connection with a violent confrontation over the sale of merchandise commemorating the late teenager, who was shot to death last year by a police officer.
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27:19 <Warren1984> Tigger_ what things can you spray paint?
27:27 <Tigger_> they were fighting over who had the copyright on t-shirt sales
28:08 <Tigger_> I don't know, spray paints are not used for anything much except graffiti
28:15 <Warren1984> http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/prince-harry-to-quit-the-army-after-posting-to-australia-to-focus-on-conservation-and-wildlife-interests/story-fnisprwn-1227242270836
28:33 <Warren1984> Tigger_ that is bs
28:33 <Tigger_> he really didn't want to come to Australia
28:40 <Warren1984> why do they sell it?
28:42 <DoC> WASHINGTON (AP), Bitterly admitting defeat, the Republican-controlled Congress sent legislation to President Barack Obama on Tuesday that funds the Department of Homeland Security without any of the immigration-related concessions they demanded for months.
30:13 <Tigger_> people have wondered that, they may as well be banned as they're not really good for anything much
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33:45 <DoC> yup Tigger_
35:06 <DoC> have you watched "Good People" Tigger_?
36:29 <Warren1984> I should wake up and go to the spa in the morning
36:35 <Warren1984> its part of the gym thing
36:55 <Tigger_> not heard of Good People
37:23 <Tigger_> you can get Legionnaire's Disease from spas
38:09 <Warren1984> how so?
38:27 <Warren1984> Tigger_ you could make a water flaw for clip clop
38:38 <Warren1984> so when its hot he can stand underneath it
38:43 <DoC> its a movie, Discovering a cache of cash in their dead tenant's apt, a couple in debt take the money and find themselves the target of a deadly adversary-the thief who stole it.
39:14 <Warren1984> Tigger_
39:15 <Warren1984> http://au.askmen.com/money/body_and_mind_150/194_better_living.html
41:00 <Warren1984> When you meet new people, you are expanding your network. Whether you’re in a new town or neighbourhood or you’re simply looking for new personal or professional connections, meeting new people can impact various areas of your life.
42:14 <DoC> good one Warren
47:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ is this an ok price -> http://book.discoveraustralia.com.au/deals/listing?brand=dah&search=0;124-0;3-2015-03-05|4-2015-03-12|7-0;0-1|1-1|2-0|3-0|4-0&__utma=1.1561714416.1425547414.1425550149.1425566040.3&__utmb=1.8.10.1425566040&__utmc=1&__utmx=-&__utmz=1.1425547414.1.1.utmcsr=(direct)|utmccn=(direct)|utmcmd=(none)&__utmv=-&__utmk=259619338
47:59 <Warren1984> which one is a good price in your opinion Tigger_?
49:18 <Warren1984> well Tigger_
49:54 <Tigger_> the prices are not too bad
51:27 <Tigger_> as long as you don't stay in a backpackers place, they're full of criminal types
53:21 <Warren1984> which one would you choose
54:40 <Tigger_> that place isn't too far from the wreck of the Batavia
55:27 <Warren1984> Tigger_ get one of these -> http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=163102&catid=79969&aid=333840&aparam=ovEXF_jMOV0-TbaXQN2ZTtTRUwdgJ_hyzg
55:36 <Warren1984> Batavia?
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56:20 <Tigger_> yes, a shipwreck off the WA coast in the 16th century, which was caused by a mutiny
56:34 <Warren1984> what is a mutiny
56:40 <Warren1984> was it a dutch ship?
57:22 <Tigger_> yes
58:02 <Tigger_> the mutineers killed many of the crew and passengers, and the survivors built Australia's first building, as protection
58:08 <Tigger_> it's still standing too
04:20 <Warren1984> Tigger_ apparently chili powder with a bit of water to make chili paste draws out pus
04:30 <Warren1984> do you think this is true
11:00 <Tigger_> maybe, I have no idea
12:33 <Warren1984> Tigger_ what can I get up and do tomorrow
12:55 <Warren1984> other than start each day with a list of what needs to be done and prioritize my goals
13:11 <Warren1984> I could go to the driving range
13:18 <Warren1984> but have no money
13:24 <Warren1984> until next friday
15:02 <Warren1984> [22:54] <@Tigger_> that place isn't too far from the wreck of the Batavia -> which one is that
15:29 <Warren1984> Nautilus Retreat B And B
17:08 <Tigger_> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batavia_%28ship%29
27:52 <Warren1984> Tigger_ graffiti is the only thing spray paint is useful for -> http://www.suburble.com/2013/06/60amazingspraypaintproject.html
29:12 <Tigger_> they should ban spraypaint
31:01 <Warren1984> clip clop uses spray paint
31:15 <Warren1984> to graffiti on your wall
31:32 <Warren1984> why should they ban it?
31:55 <Tigger_> http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/russian-embassy-hopes-putins-koala-survived-secret-cull/story-fnjwkt0b-1227250134336
32:16 <Warren1984> Tigger_ what do you think about art?
32:32 <Tigger_> graffiti isn't art, it's just a crime
33:38 <Tigger_> Putin might invade Australia to save the koalas
33:58 <Warren1984> Putin looks found of them
34:09 <Warren1984> but Obama looks like he doesn't care
34:20 <Warren1984> I am not talking about graffiti
34:33 <Warren1984> didn't you see that website I posted
34:38 <Tigger_> yes
34:53 <Tigger_> but they are unimportant, it's more important to clean up the streets of graffiti
35:21 <Tigger_> Putin is a renowned animal lover, he might be furious with the way Australia treats koalas
35:21 <brettingham_is_you_okay> Warren1984 ask tarryn if she will lick putin's stinker
36:14 <brettingham_is_you_okay> CBS Television Distribution didn’t discuss terms of the deal, but TV Guide has reported her current salary at $60.5 million a year ($US47 million) — making her by far the highest-paid personality on television. Sheindlin is 72 years old.
36:27 <brettingham_is_you_okay> judge judy
36:32 <Warren1984> stop cutting down the trees then Koala's wouldn't be starving
36:34 <Tigger_> what does Bert get?
37:13 <Warren1984> tarryn wants to lick clip clops stinker
37:24 <Tigger_> ah, Baillif Byrd, I thought his name was Bert
37:56 <brettingham_is_you_okay> he should sue for discrimination
38:03 <brettingham_is_you_okay> for only getting 50k per year
38:28 <Tigger_> Judge Judy gets $47 million a year, and they were going to give Byrd the same amount, but he wanted to be paid in fried chicken
39:58 <Tigger_> Byrd will tell Sheindlin where she's wrong and is almost always able to provide answers in areas that Sheindlin is unaware of, such as on mathematics, current fads, technology, computer related subjects, etc.
40:05 <brettingham_is_you_okay> she only gets 10 million viewers per day
40:16 <Tigger_> I didn't know the show was still going
40:24 <brettingham_is_you_okay> i guess it just comes down to advertising $
40:37 <brettingham_is_you_okay> it's contracted through to 2020 now
41:32 <Tigger_> wasn't there a similar show, except the judge was a black man and his bailiff a white woman?
42:00 <brettingham_is_you_okay> i have seen one other, a nigger was judge
42:05 <brettingham_is_you_okay> im sure 100's have tried
44:07 <Tigger_> the black judge was a lot more gentle as I recall, so that wouldn't rate well
44:20 <Warren1984> http://www.allthingsthrifty.com/2010/04/painting-furniture-101.html
48:11 <Warren1984> Tigger_ -> http://www.houselogic.com/home-advice/painting/painting-ideas-to-save-money/#.
49:04 <Tigger_> When you paint your red brick fireplace, you transform the entire room. But beware! Once you paint brick, it’s nearly impossible to return it to the original brick color.
49:16 <Tigger_> it's tacky to paint a fireplace, it looks better as bare brick
55:27 <Warren1984> when they clean spray paint off walls
55:44 <Warren1984> it looks like it bleaches it
56:06 <Warren1984> I remember the day care I went to
56:12 <Warren1984> graffiti everywhere
56:25 <Warren1984> then they sprayed a special green paint on it
56:42 <Warren1984> which makes graffiti come off easy
56:52 <Warren1984> but yeah you still do see a lot of it
57:03 <Warren1984> even though they constantly paint over it
57:14 <Warren1984> I use to like graffiti as a child
57:24 <Warren1984> not doing it to public property
57:40 <Warren1984> I use to graffiti on my toys
57:50 <Tigger_> graffiti vandals should be shot, the police should hunt them down
58:01 <Warren1984> night
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39:24 <EpicWinz> heh
41:06 <EpicWinz> my local magistrate is a femi-nazi
41:23 <EpicWinz> hated her from our first meeting
42:08 <EpicWinz> so I've had to employ a very very large legal team to DESTROY that useless bitch
44:32 <EpicWinz> and I've started a ten year long gangstalking operation on anyone who dares to put statements up against me
45:56 <EpicWinz> since in this day and age you can't go and bash or kill people like in the good old days,
50:39 <EpicWinz> should ask my wife If we can go over to indo and get a selfy with that faggot andrew chan bali 9 dude, and taunt him too he he he
50:49 <EpicWinz> i bet her family could arrange it easily...
50:52 <EpicWinz> lolz
51:10 <EpicWinz> that'd be such a good way to stick it up everyone here in AU
53:24 <AndroUser> Hey epicwinz have you said who you are?
53:32 <AndroUser> Ive been offline :(
53:37 Nick: AndroUser is now known as Marttin
01:09 <EpicWinz> morning Marttina
01:12 <EpicWinz> he he
03:11 <Marttin> Props
03:13 <Marttin> So?
03:33 <Marttin> Tigger and xm bet you are bird
03:39 <Marttin> Didnt you see?
04:08 <EpicWinz> can't remember the key to scroll up in this irc client, but, I would imagine they'd spot me easily
04:13 <EpicWinz> props bruvs
04:30 <EpicWinz> yesterday was very busy, and I sleep early now
05:49 Nick: EpicWinz is now known as A-little-b1rd-told-me
06:13 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> xm still here eh, good times
06:19 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> and that mad fuck warren
06:26 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> top bloke though
07:37 <Marttin> XDDDD
07:47 <Marttin> Oops caps is him
07:49 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> oh page up, how easy
07:56 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> ah yes
08:04 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> epic props to Dr Xm
08:30 <Marttin> Brett will rage emotionally tomorrow
08:38 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> 14:09 <@Tigger_> EpicWinz is b1rd
08:38 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> 14:09 <@Tigger_> I'm lacking energy today because of the heat
08:40 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> 14:09 <@Tigger_> EpicWinz is b1rd
08:40 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> 14:09 <@Tigger_> I'm lacking energy today because of the heat
08:44 <Marttin> raw*
08:48 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yes
08:52 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i hate the heat
09:00 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> it should be abolished yesterday
09:32 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> as age heaps onto the b1rd, he has become even more vulnerable to extremes in temperature
09:54 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> what's up with brettski?
09:58 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> furious as always
10:07 <Marttin> Have you a notion of how long you will have to be in prisions if finally they get you in?
10:16 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yes
10:19 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> a year
10:35 <Marttin> Ah
10:36 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> this particular cop has been waiting for me to slip up
10:45 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i'll get him though
10:50 <Marttin> Lol
10:54 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> I've already got him somewhat
11:01 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> but more to come :-)
11:22 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i want him in the gutter with intestinal worms poking out his every orifice
11:25 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> hehe
11:52 <Marttin> In spain theres a law that if you are condemned to 2 years or under and its the first time you get a sentence you can be free
12:07 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> that's epic,
12:14 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> good cuntree
12:22 <Marttin> Lol
12:35 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i tried handing him a few dollars, but that failed
12:43 <Marttin> LOL
12:44 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> he must want more
12:46 <Marttin> How many?
12:55 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> not much,
13:01 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> like, 800 bucks
13:09 <Marttin> Ah
13:17 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> greedy little wog probably wants 5 grand or more
13:17 <DoC> A school bus, a truck and an automobile collided on a rural highway in Washington state on Thursday, killing the woman who was driving the car and sending 46 others, most of them children, to area hospitals, state troopers said.
13:21 <DoC> http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/national/washington-state-school-bus-crash-injures-at-least-43-students/ar-BBih9u0?ocid=mailsignoutmd
13:28 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> nice
13:32 <Marttin> Welll he probably gets well at the end of the month
14:02 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> this coppa is so corrupt he's got ice granules poking out his ears
14:06 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> that's how full of drugs he is
14:11 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
14:22 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> injures at least 43 students, good work
14:34 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> would've been better if theyd have died
14:36 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> though
15:02 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> the cunts wanted to befriend me, but i wanted no part of it
15:03 <Marttin> Bullshit i wouldnt have imagined austrlians being corrupt
15:08 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> coz i didn't trust the cunts
15:14 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> this cop and his informants
15:18 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i could smell him you see
15:28 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> not many
15:37 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> well, he's a wog
15:41 <Marttin> Lol
15:42 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> spanish speaking guy
15:48 <Marttin> Loool
15:51 <DoC> Photographs from the scene posted on the site showed that the front ends of both the bus and truck were badly smashed.
15:54 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> from.. some south american cuntree
15:57 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i would say
16:04 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> so they are corrupt by default arent they
16:04 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
16:11 <Marttin> Heh
16:14 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> cop and ice dealer
16:16 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> the little rat
16:38 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> only the most desperate junkies work with him though
16:48 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> so i'll just do my time
17:02 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> kill a few noongas in jail for the brotherhood
17:08 <DoC> lol
17:12 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> good times though lol
17:21 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> :-) props
17:47 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> grimy bloody underworld
18:03 <DoC> http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/isis-throws-gay-men-off-buildings/vi-BBighlS?ocid=mailsignoutmd
18:09 <DoC> lol...
18:09 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lololol
18:19 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> excellent
18:24 <DoC> rofl
19:02 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> we should send out mass mailings to aussies asking them to support ISIS because they hate gays
19:06 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> they'd be furious
19:46 <DoC> lmfao
20:00 <DoC> u funny cunt!
20:02 <DoC> lol
20:10 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> dunno, how could we enrage people the most
20:15 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> hmm
22:01 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> without gays though, they'll have no movie / entertainment industry
22:14 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lolol
22:30 <Marttin> Plus the channel would be dead
22:37 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
22:43 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> such lies
23:01 <Marttin> Thats what tiggz says
23:14 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> well tigz is correct then
23:18 <Marttin> Doctor, brett, greeksnake, so they say of prom
23:20 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i withdraw my previous comments
23:35 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yes prom would have to be a rectum ranger wouldn't he
23:55 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> is Lamont dead yet?
24:01 <Marttin> No idea
24:05 Join: Glenn ([email protected]) to #politicaldebate
24:18 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> probably joined one of those Men's Sheds
24:23 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> and abandoned us
24:55 <DoC> so your old nick was b1rd right?
25:07 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> many many eons ago yes
25:17 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> something of that flavour
25:34 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> sup bruvs
25:39 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> keeping well
26:38 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> gotta run up the chemist and get me juice soon
26:55 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> getting a bit shaky already
27:08 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> shivery, yuck
27:54 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i wish they'd just give us diacetylmorphine instead
28:10 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> we'd be much more productive in our day to day lives then
29:09 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> they should design a lightweight portable IV drug backpack drip system for us
29:17 <Marttin> That sounds like something with a cancer would need
29:24 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> and every month you just top up the backpack with heroin
29:25 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
29:41 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> and you can customize the release rate via bluetooth
29:48 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> to suit your tastes
29:55 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> indeed
30:08 <Marttin> I forgot what your dessease is, if you told it long ago with me being here
30:11 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> it would mean cancer patients / junkies would have more mobility
30:24 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> and wouldn';t need to be handcuffed to the hospital or pharmacy
30:37 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> im a junky
30:38 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
30:54 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> got this diseasee where i was born with a love of all drugs
31:04 <Marttin> Oh ok
31:12 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> as much as i resist it, it keeps getting me
31:19 <Marttin> Fuck
31:22 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> hmm, might design this drug backpack
31:34 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> well not alll drugs
31:40 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> don't much like the stimulants
31:43 <Marttin> When this all was?
31:56 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> few years back
32:27 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i reckon i might have that blasted fkn... what do they call it
32:32 <Marttin> I remember watching the pics of the travel to your wifes country, and you seemed like a healthy person, other than the overweigh
32:40 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yer i was
32:49 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i got sick
32:59 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> im trying to think what they call the disease
33:08 <Marttin> Ok
33:09 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> oh yer
33:16 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> Multiple fkn sclerorsis
33:28 <Marttin> Oh thats fucked
33:40 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> pretty sure i got that... so i just started downing heaps of painkillers in able to stay "not stiff"
34:00 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> without two packets of painkillers i was unable to walk much
34:11 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> doctors here are useless
34:32 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> all the numbness and shit is getting a little worse
34:43 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> but i don't think a diagnosis will aid me much really
34:51 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> so i just shut up about my suffering
34:56 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> and continue on
35:03 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> all good
35:28 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> got myself a real nice motorbike, but i don't have the strength to even ride it much
35:29 <Marttin> It would help you as soon they tell you is something else
35:50 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> theoretically it could be any number of autoimmune type diseases
36:05 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> with similar features as MS
36:14 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> but i cant be fucked trying to work it out
36:19 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> or trying their drugs
36:47 <Marttin> The diagnosis shouldnt need drugs in between
36:47 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i started getting real bad sweats and shit, and the heat makes me heaps worse
37:05 <Marttin> My mother was also worried with a pain that has increased over the last years
37:05 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> well they reckon they have drugs that sort of work
37:14 <Marttin> And finally they told her what it was
37:14 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> no good bro
37:25 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> hypercondriasis?
37:33 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> or whatever they call it
37:40 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> ?
37:43 <Marttin> Two people we know have died recently and they went to the medic for a pain in the back
37:52 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> jeeez
37:56 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> no good bro
38:06 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> pain in the back
38:17 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> but it was something else yer?
38:20 <Marttin> No it wasnt hypercondriasis, whatever that is
38:39 <Marttin> Yes of course, but the pain there was the first sign
38:42 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> its that disease where you think youre sick but you arent
38:44 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
38:52 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yer
39:06 <Marttin> Oh lol
39:07 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i tried telling my doc once about all this, at the request of my wife
39:30 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> but he sort of did a few tests and just said nothing seems out of order, he's such a dense cunt anyway
39:47 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> so, ill just sue him later if i get sicker lol
39:49 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lololol
39:51 <Marttin> No my mother has actually something, but its less worrying that what we spected, not a hernia
40:04 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> oh ok
40:16 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yerr, i don't know exactly whats going on wiuth me
40:21 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i may indeed be wrong
40:38 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> the human body is a vastly fkn complex beast isnt it
40:43 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> not to mention the brain
40:45 <Marttin> Are you out of drugs aactually?
41:03 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> im not taking street drugs
41:09 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> just the doctor shit
41:13 <Marttin> Ok
41:22 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> and havent drank a drop for years
41:29 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> given that crap up
41:33 <Marttin> Nice
41:38 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> too old for it
42:08 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yer so all in all life isnt too bad
42:09 <Marttin> Even try to give up tobaco if you do so, not only your wife needs you, also #pd, you have no idea how many times you are mentioned here
42:16 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yer i did
42:25 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> props
42:28 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> no grog or smokes
42:29 <Marttin> Tho
42:53 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> props bro
42:54 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> tho
42:59 <Marttin> Im gonna take a shower bbl
43:05 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i've missed you scoundrels too
43:18 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> real life is quite lonely and shithouse
43:40 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> and i didn't even bother with all that WWW social media rubbish
43:52 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> it's so horrible, people posting pictures of themselves
43:54 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yuck
44:09 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i could think of nothing worse than taking my own picture 30 times every 3 seconds
44:16 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> alright bro
44:23 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> ill go up the chemist and back soon
44:29 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> half hour or so
44:40 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> props to #pd and the continuance of IRC
45:42 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i would have thought youse would have started to hate me for leaving youse for so long
18:47 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> heh
19:28 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> the dog over the road is on heat, so that makes walking my dog sort of like walking a bag of bricks...
19:31 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
19:40 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> he stubornly pulls towards the bitches
19:47 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> or their scent
19:51 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> so annoying
24:59 <Marttin> (A-little-b1rd-told-me) i would have thought youse would have started to hate me for leaving youse for so long <- we had reasons, did you part because a girl from another channel saw your cock or something?
29:07 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
29:26 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> nice theory but no
29:46 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> 09:45 <+Warren1984> $69,166 is the average household spending in Australia
29:53 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> that is alot of money
30:13 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i know our household is so so much poorer than that average
30:24 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> but we do ok in terms of toys and hobbies
30:29 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> aussies are bloody rich eh
30:36 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> well most of us
31:10 <DoC> omg u filled up the whole screen lol b1rd
31:15 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> sorry cuz
31:23 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> coz i been offa irc for sometime
31:29 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> ill try to restrain myself
32:03 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> what are you using to IRC, a commodore 64? -----> 21:31 <@DoC> omg u filled up the whole screen lol b1rd
32:14 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lolz
32:24 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> oh, probably a phone
32:25 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> sorry cuz
33:01 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i dunno why i left really
33:42 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> pushed everyone away for a while, real life and iRC alike
33:53 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> must have needed time to think
34:00 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> slow thinker and all
34:40 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> speaking of my cock, i accidentally smashed it on a bitch
34:43 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> think i broke it
34:45 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lolol
34:59 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> dunno if its healing or whether ill need surgery or what
35:01 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> fkn annoying
35:11 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> it was painful for like fkn a hole year
35:27 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> seems a little less painful during copulations now
35:41 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> not that i copulate very often as an elderly man
36:24 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i have a theory it was KARMA
36:27 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> KAWK KARMA
36:42 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> if you brag too much of having a big dick, you'll have a penile injury to make you more humble
36:45 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lolol,ollolol
37:05 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i had a mate once
37:24 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> like, my dick is Above average size, not massive, not freakish size... but bloody hell man
37:27 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> this mate i had
37:41 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> we got our cocks out once onto this slut, and jeeeesus christ
38:03 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> his swollen member must have been 12 fucking inches
38:22 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> made me look very average
38:26 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> good bloke though
38:53 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> no wonder he had bitches running to him everywhere he went
43:51 <Marttin> Lol
44:37 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> apparently though, as you age, you lose the ability to fully engorge your dick anyway
44:48 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> so 'size' becomes more 'potential size'
44:57 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
45:07 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> or size max
45:31 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> not that any of this is very interesting
45:33 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> sorry cuz
46:35 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i used to get me cawk out just about everywehre
46:48 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> in highsight, so silly
47:02 <Marttin> thats how yawny likes it
47:04 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lucky facebook and twitter and all that rubbish had not yet proliferated
47:07 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lolz
47:16 <Marttin> COCKS UOT
47:19 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lolol
47:30 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> good times
47:43 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i wonder if IQ is correlated to penis size
47:54 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> has anybody ever compared the data, we may be really surprized
48:13 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> it wouldn
48:23 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> it would be not inversely correlated of course
48:46 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> sample size of 1
48:58 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> coz i got above average cock and above average IQ
06:15 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> you get bored of relatively meaningless sex as you age
06:24 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> indeed you do
06:41 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> and then you seek something more, but it's usually too late by this stage
06:44 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lololol
08:18 <Marttin> So you cheat on gook wifey?
08:30 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> nar
08:38 <Marttin> When ypu spoke about breaking your cock with a bitch i suspected
08:39 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> she's the slut lol
08:44 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yer
08:45 <Marttin> Hahahha ok
08:46 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> nar,
08:51 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> must have been her
08:57 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> she probably did it on purpose
09:03 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> to contain me
09:04 <Marttin> LoooooOoooool
09:05 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> heh
09:12 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> bitches like her are sly
09:13 <Marttin> The ninja pussy
09:17 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yes
09:20 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> beware
09:29 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> doesn't matter lol
09:49 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> nar, i've never cheated on her, rather surprisingly
10:11 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i mean, she's fucked entire fucking armies of men while married to me
10:18 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> but this is normal for the ethnics
10:28 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
10:38 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> us white people try to have a few ethics
11:17 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i'd have no objection to cheating on her, simply haven't found the sort of right woman who is worth making the effort for though
11:18 <Marttin> Lol
11:25 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i am very picky when it comes to women
11:37 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> more so now than before
12:12 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i thought this gook would mature like a fine wine, she must have contained a few sour grapes though
12:23 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> she has aged relatively well... but has no complexity
12:31 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> too simple
12:33 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lololol
12:40 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> predictable in flavour
12:55 <Marttin> I wonder of most of gook arrivals to aus are women because everyone seems to be married with one, where gook men put their cocks in?
13:11 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> well
13:16 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> my theory is
13:27 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> they send all the rebellious sluts to the west
13:35 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> where they'll fit in better than in their countries
13:48 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> in gookland, the women are supposed to know their place
13:52 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> bedroom
13:55 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> kitchen
13:57 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> etc
14:04 <Marttin> Aha, interesting
14:13 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> it seems true with my gook at least
14:25 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> she's a bloody embarresment to her family
14:25 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
14:34 <Marttin> XDDD
14:43 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> they tolerate her for a few weeks, month at most
14:56 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> but then they send her back home coz she gets bloody annoying
15:08 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> dont know how im able to put up with here
15:09 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> her*
15:15 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> guess i have the patience of a saint
16:08 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> the bitch hasn't grown up yet
16:14 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> behaves like a child
16:58 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> one day we'll drift apart
17:12 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> she'll lose her grip on me i reckon
17:36 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> probably when her employment becomes more permanent and she reaches a middle management position
17:39 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> if this ever occurs
17:40 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
18:00 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i got the dumb slut to drive a car to work on her own finally
18:18 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> she can drive on the road ok, but cant reverse the bloody car
18:21 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lolol
18:26 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> she fucking rammed our fence down
18:31 <Marttin> Rofl
18:37 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> destroyed the neighbours garden s hed
18:40 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> jeesus christ
18:58 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i won't let her drive my car
19:01 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lololol
19:14 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> and i don't even get in the car when she drives no more
19:25 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> coz she's batshit crazy on the road, (much like ALL asians)
19:33 <Marttin> Oh, how is your business going? I remember your fantastic website
19:40 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lololol
19:53 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> little hint of sarcasm ;)
20:02 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> dont think i have the mind for business
20:10 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> so i've given up even trying
20:24 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> mostly, i find it too annoying talking to other humans
20:25 <Marttin> Ok..
20:32 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> dunno
20:35 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> that, and
20:39 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i have no confidence
20:46 <Marttin> Well you sure are getting d$p?
20:55 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> luckily still yes
21:00 <Marttin> Nothing to worry then
21:04 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> true
21:31 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i threatened abbot that id come to canberra and self immolate if he ever cuts my DSP
21:34 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lolol
21:38 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i reckon they believed me too
21:40 <Marttin> Haha
21:45 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i sent the cunts emails
21:50 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> fuck em
21:53 <Marttin> Loool
22:00 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> abbot isn't as smart as howard was
22:16 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> howard knew how to conceal his inner desires for a nazi state
22:23 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> and to make changes very very slowly
22:32 <Marttin> I recommended warren to burn himself infront of a centrelink to demand more money
22:38 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> abbot is too cocksure
22:40 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lololol
22:43 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> excellent
22:47 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> did he go through with it?
22:57 <Marttin> Sadly nope
23:00 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> is he copping d$p yet?
23:01 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> damn
23:02 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
23:17 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> he's a glut yer
23:30 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> probably like on payday buys $800 worth of stamps
23:33 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lololol
23:41 <Marttin> LOL
23:46 <Marttin> Something like that
23:46 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> or something similar
23:48 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
24:01 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> its hard to imagine that warren is a real person
24:04 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> but he is ey
24:12 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> id love to study his brain
24:23 <Marttin> Itbe worthy
24:26 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i reckon theres a fucking 8 bit microprocessor stuck in thier
24:29 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> there
24:32 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lololol
24:52 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lololol
25:03 <Marttin> Heheh
25:13 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> chuck warren in the MRI
25:21 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> fMRI
25:24 <Marttin> Whats that
25:30 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> like a brain scanner
25:36 <Marttin> Aah
25:50 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> it can take snapshots of brain 'activity' or at least bloodflow
25:59 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> while you taunt the subject
26:05 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> or poke him with sticks etc
26:13 <Marttin> Nice
26:34 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i befriended the local magpies
26:59 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> got a b1rd bath for them (blue plastic container thingy)
27:00 <Marttin> Who are those?
27:11 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> native australian birds
27:17 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> good birds, smarter than warren probly
27:23 <Marttin> Aaah ok
27:27 <Marttin> ROFL
27:53 <Marttin> I see you are at tthe peak of cruelty together with brett
28:03 <Marttin> You use to drive lish mad?
28:10 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> this one http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_magpie
28:16 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lolol
28:20 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> [yer
28:26 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> she's evil
28:44 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i remember her with her ATM repairman boyfriend
28:56 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> props
29:09 <Marttin> hehe yeah
29:14 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> so the magpies love to jump in their birdbath
29:19 <Marttin> The flying unicorn
29:22 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i reckon they can see it coz of the blue color
29:25 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i think they see in color
29:37 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> coz i put out a black bird bath
29:41 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> and they wouldnt go near it
29:46 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> probably thought it was a lake of oil
30:12 <Marttin> What city are you in?
30:19 <Marttin> Interesting research
30:35 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> its my faivorite bird, because its a mostly lazy bird
30:39 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> ahhh
30:44 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> west of melbourne
30:56 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> inner / outer western suburbs
30:59 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> shithole
31:05 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> but, like everywhere else
31:15 <Marttin> Indeed, i was thinking how at least wouldnt they bother to come close to see if the big dqrk thing hurts them or something
31:17 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> came here for cheaper rent
31:29 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol yer
31:43 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> they just walk around all day
31:48 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> dont even fly much
32:04 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> they walk about fields picking up worms and stuff
32:09 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> and other insects
32:25 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> or theyll kick back in a tree on a hot day, and do absolutely nothing
32:31 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> that is style
32:38 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> doing nothing
32:40 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
32:45 <Marttin> They change quite a bit from one part of the country to another though, just saw those wiki pics
32:51 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yep
33:02 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> up in NSW, they are skinnier
33:08 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> leaner looking
33:18 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> whereas we have massive fat ass birds here
33:39 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> took a picture of my faivorite magpie, he's fucking built like a brickshithouse
34:14 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> so rather than going completely batshit crazy and starting to talk with the magpies toooo much, thought id come back to IRC to see my old pals and shit
34:22 <Marttin> Hehe, show us
34:31 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> ill search it out in a bit
34:39 <Marttin> Ok no hurries
34:41 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> might even have a video of them in my bird bath
34:43 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yes
34:47 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> ill stick it up
34:57 <Marttin> Well you are awake or infront of da pc at the worst hours
34:58 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> they fully get in their and splash about
35:07 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> guess so hey
35:10 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> damn
35:16 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i used to sleep in the day
35:25 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> but now, i seem to get up real early
35:33 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> 5:30 am
35:36 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> everyday
35:44 <Marttin> And you g to sleep at?
35:51 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> hmm
35:57 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> about 8:30 pm
36:00 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> or 9
36:15 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> after giving up the piss ive slept well
36:18 <Marttin> Not bad
36:22 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> it messes up your sleep the grog
36:44 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> wouldnt think so, but it sure does
37:03 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> coz alcohol helps your brain release GABA..
37:09 <Marttin> There are so many grogs
37:13 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> which your brain releases to help you sleep
37:29 <Marttin> Warren takes up to 8 that are meant to help with sleeping
37:31 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> so then.. once you drink too much, your brain has toooo many GABA receptors
37:40 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> and you can't get to sleep without the grog
37:49 <Marttin> Wait grog are medicines or alcohol?
37:50 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yes
38:01 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> alcohol yer
38:05 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> sorry. lol
38:06 <Marttin> Oh ok
38:13 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yer grog is slang for alcohol
38:21 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> probably aussie slang
38:36 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> same thing with smoking trees
38:57 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> messes with your bodies ability to naturally sedate itself for sleep
39:17 <Marttin> Yes ive heard this that you are explaining with smoking
39:22 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> then, when you don't have the alcohol or smoke drugs every night for some reason, no sleep
40:16 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> many many a time on the night before payday, waiting up for my d$P to come through so i could go to my dealer to get on
40:19 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lolol
40:54 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> even if i wanted to do drugs now though... or drink.. the cops can so easily drug test you if you are in control of a vehicle
41:10 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> so any illegal drugs.. id be risking losing my licence bigtime
41:14 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> or even jail
41:17 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> again)
41:18 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
41:57 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i thought our country was softening up the drug laws
42:13 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> but it seems the current govmnt actually want to stiffen things up
42:24 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> crack down more on drugs
42:30 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> no pun intended
42:41 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> it will be bound to fail though
42:55 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> we'll have to build so many jails
43:00 <Marttin> I wouldnt recomend it to aussies, apparently you have the bigger ratio of people fucked up within the first world
43:04 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> might get a job as a prison guard
43:13 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yes
43:28 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> that would be true
43:30 <Marttin> Lots of people take drugs in spain but it hardly affects to their lives
43:36 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yer?
43:41 <Marttin> Other than a bit of violence..
43:42 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> wonder how come
43:46 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yer
43:54 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> maybe they are used to the drugs effects
43:55 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> ?
44:07 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> whereas we are more naive
44:09 <Marttin> Or they take them less often
44:15 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> ahh
44:26 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> us aussies are just drug vacuums
44:30 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> pigs
44:34 <Marttin> Looool
44:37 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> we are greedy in terms of everything
44:41 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> food, sex, drugs
44:43 <Marttin> Yep
44:49 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yes
44:52 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> makes sense really
45:05 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i should start a drug empire
45:11 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> and not touch them at all myself
45:23 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> id make an absolute killing off us greedy pigs
45:25 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lololol
45:30 <Marttin> Hehe
46:02 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i mean, i get locked up when im trying to be good, so might as well give them something to worry about
46:05 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> heh
46:07 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> jokes though lol
46:19 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> if i was fit enough i probably would
46:26 <Marttin> Haha
46:34 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> don't have the energy to stand over customers, keep them in line etc
46:43 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> it's a demanding career, drugs
46:43 <Marttin> do you think they are controling your network?
46:51 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> hmm
47:00 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> dunno
47:05 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> wouldn't s urprise me
47:20 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> very very often it happens
47:28 <Marttin> Btw your website was really awesome, like taken from a different universe, ive seen very few comparable
47:34 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol narr bro
47:40 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> my site was gay as
47:47 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> :P
48:02 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i cant remember it much
48:20 <Marttin> Probably not me either
48:20 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> im sort of too paranoid to start up a business
48:33 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> combination of paranoia / fear of people
48:39 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> and
48:44 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lack of confidence and skillz
48:55 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> oh and
49:01 <Marttin> But ive seen shabby places and yours was 'cheap' but had something special on it, it was like made that way on purpose
49:05 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> people expect so much work for very little money these days
49:25 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> oh yer
49:34 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yerp
49:45 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i wanted something a bit out there
49:55 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> in hindsight it might have scared away people
50:14 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i should make another one, just for the lulz
50:30 <Marttin> Yeah as I say, dont worry, australians all together could be the happiest (and you appear with good scores anyway) countries in the world
50:31 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> and ill put my price so high that ill never have to work anyway
50:32 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
50:45 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> this is true yes
50:48 <Marttin> The dole is glorious
50:53 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> indeed
51:09 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yes we could be the happiest
51:54 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> people get caught up with their Obsessive compulsive tendencies, and the marketing tricks pull people i
51:57 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> in*
52:08 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> the ice is the perfect drug for the jews
52:15 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> it makes us stay awake more
52:17 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> consume more
52:25 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> more stuff
52:34 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> makes us work harder
52:36 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> faster
52:36 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
52:44 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> no wonder the ice boom
53:08 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> ive used a fair bit of it in my time.. but i dont really like it
53:26 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i dont feel drawn to use it all the time like some people seem to
53:33 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> can take it or leave it you know
53:51 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> but other people seek it out again and again and they dont get sleep
54:07 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> just coz you use drugs does not mean you shouldnt sleep
54:21 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> you still need to eat and sleep
54:39 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> too much processeed food in the western countries now
54:42 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> in the 1st world
54:48 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> my body hates the shit
54:53 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> it gets stuck in my guts
54:58 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> cant even process it
55:16 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> getting older, i really feel the need to eat healthy
55:32 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> gotta eat vegies and fruits
56:18 <Marttin> Yeah alimentation is a essentials in our lifes, also mistreated
56:28 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yes
57:14 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> props right at ya bro
57:29 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> wonder if question time is on today
57:35 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> good for the lulz
58:19 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> what time is it in spain right now brah?
59:35 <Marttin> 23:59
59:43 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> ah yes
59:58 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> ill try and stay up a little bit tonight
59:58 <Marttin> Is question time a tv program?
00:07 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> its our idiot politicians
00:10 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> on tv
00:15 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol yer
00:23 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> and they friggin rip each other to bits
00:27 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> fun to watch
00:32 <Marttin> Try to take a siesta on the yard by side of the birds pool
00:44 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> good idea
00:59 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> ill sleep all day, so that i can enjoy IRC all night
01:08 <Marttin> Hehe
01:13 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> since it is Friday night, it should be ok
01:43 <Marttin> Yep
01:54 <Marttin> Well im going to sleep now
01:55 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> BIG NIGHT PLANNED!
01:58 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> good
02:02 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> good night braz
02:03 <Marttin> Really nice to chat to you again bird
02:05 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> me too
02:08 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> same bro
02:15 <Marttin> Seeya
02:16 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> ;-)
02:19 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> ok cuz
02:22 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> talk later
38:27 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> took a piss and pissed out all this ejaculate
38:30 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lolololol
38:39 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> it'd be funny if it wasn't potentially serious
38:42 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> good times
38:55 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> me prostate must be rooted
16:05 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yum, pavlova dogs
16:08 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lolz
26:36 <Tigger_> morning all
26:44 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> props to tiglette
26:54 <Tigger_> props to b1rd
27:03 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> apologies for my absence tigz
27:23 <Tigger_> why did you vanish years ago?
27:31 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> no real reason..
27:41 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> maybe i got depressed
27:42 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> dunno
27:55 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> you been well bro?
27:58 <Tigger_> we had all sorts of theories
28:04 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> hehe
28:06 <Tigger_> yes, I'm pretty well
28:11 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> sorry to put yall through such hell
28:28 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> ill stay this time
28:32 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> 4lyfe
28:38 <Tigger_> the leading theory is that your wife divorced you now that she had her Australian citizenship, and you became depressed and suicidal
28:45 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lololol
28:55 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> quite a good theory
29:04 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> unfortunately the gook is still here
29:10 <Tigger_> heh
29:22 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> she'll lose interest in me soon enough
29:29 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lolol
29:34 <Tigger_> what's this about a 12 month jail sentence?
29:46 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> oh i might be jailed soon
29:52 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> in about a months time
29:57 <Tigger_> what for?
30:10 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> threatening this idiot
30:22 <Tigger_> yeah, start at the start
30:31 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> he mouthed off to me, so i told him id kill the maggot
30:44 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> if he dared to ever speak to me again
30:45 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
31:00 <Tigger_> did you rough him up?
31:05 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yer a little
31:08 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> not much though
31:26 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i didn't even hit the little rat
31:30 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> he's such a cry baby
31:46 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> im very carefully gang stalking him now
31:50 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> him and his family lol
31:58 <Tigger_> did you plead guilty with a plea bargain?
32:14 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> well
32:24 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i think he'll pull his statement soon enou gh
32:42 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> when he realises how stupid it is to dob in the mighty b1rd to the jacks
33:05 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> if not, i'll just kidnap and murder him
33:06 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
33:09 <Tigger_> threaten him for reporting you for threatening him
33:09 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> jokes
33:12 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yes
33:20 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> very good idea tigz
33:43 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> ive told every criminal in the surrounding area that he's a police informant
33:46 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> which he is
33:49 <Tigger_> lol
33:54 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> he's been dobbing in every tom dick and harry lol
34:03 <Tigger_> what does he get out of that?
34:04 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> so it won't be long before someone knifes him
34:09 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> well
34:20 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> my theory is that his life is so shit, that he gains some sense of power
34:28 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> from seeing his 'work' of dobbing people in
34:34 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> and it's also jealousy
34:41 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> jealous of other peoples success
34:57 <Tigger_> what sort of crims are these that he dobs in?
35:00 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> he's 54 years old
35:15 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> he dobs in anyone basically
35:27 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> one day he'll dob in the wrong type of person
35:29 <Tigger_> ah, so he dobbed you in for threatening him
35:34 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yes
35:38 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> little dog he is
36:11 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i nearly swallowed the police officer who had to arrest me
36:12 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
36:17 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> he was so small
36:47 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> so yer, he's 54 and has no life
36:48 <Tigger_> did you go quietly?
36:52 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yes
36:54 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
37:02 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> they were shitting themselves that id fire up
37:34 <Tigger_> so it's a case of his word against yours? no other evidence?
37:38 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yep
37:49 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> well, he has a sibling
37:58 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> who has submitted a statement
38:01 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> but ill take care of her
38:15 <Tigger_> hmmm, did you admit the threat to the cops?
38:19 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> no
38:31 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> no comment
38:39 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> and straight to the lawyers
38:40 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
38:41 <Tigger_> good
38:45 <Tigger_> very, very good
38:48 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> got a mad ass lawyer
38:59 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> he's gunna tear them to bits if it even gets to court
39:05 <Tigger_> you've won the case already then
39:11 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> im confident
39:20 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> but it is still stressful
39:26 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol props tho
39:29 <Tigger_> yes, always is
39:44 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> the piggies have not sent us the evidence brief, after more than 4 weeks
39:56 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> so i suspect theyve pulled their statements
40:15 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i walk past him every day and bark at him
40:20 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
40:23 <Tigger_> that's right, you never talk to the cops without a lawyer, always get the lawyer to talk on your behalf
40:30 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yes
41:11 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> if the cop was more experienced i doubt he'd have bothered charging me
41:21 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> but he was straight out of cop school
41:27 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> all cowboyish
42:04 <Tigger_> you can have this bloke pay for your legal fees now
42:09 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yes
42:25 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> ill bankrupt the little bitch
42:28 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
42:47 <Tigger_> so tell your lawyer to buy the best bottle of champagne, since neither of you are paying
42:51 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lololol
42:59 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> indeed
43:09 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> we'll go out to the finest restruant in town
43:26 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> for a 'meeting'
43:28 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> etc
43:57 <Tigger_> yep, reading the menu will be billed as 'reading documents'
44:04 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yes lol
44:40 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> and my stalking of him will be billed as 'surveilance and investigation operation'
44:44 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lololol
45:17 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> ill have to register myself as a private investigator just for this
45:44 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> might sue him too
45:54 <Tigger_> you'd be a good private investigator I reckon
45:58 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yer?
46:09 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i should try it out
46:39 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i'll taunt him into a rage, then whip out my camera and record him
46:46 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
47:13 <Tigger_> yes, only start filming when he's in the tantrum, nothing leading up to that
47:22 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> indeed
47:29 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> that will enrage him further lol
48:14 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> he warrants piss filled water bombs
48:17 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
48:27 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> hows these bali 9 cunts eh
48:36 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> we should go to indonesia and take selfies with them
48:42 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lolol
48:51 <Tigger_> lol
48:57 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> point your hand at them like a pistol
49:00 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lolollol
49:12 <Tigger_> I'm quite enjoying the fact that these two "Australians" are going to get shot, props to Indonesia
49:17 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> im seriously thinking about getting my wife to arrange it
49:22 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yes
49:31 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> about time somebody took the war on drugs seriously
49:41 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> we are utter hypocrites here in AU
49:54 <Tigger_> make it a real war, with extermination camps
49:56 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> we talk tough, but then slap on the wrist
49:59 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yes
50:47 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> you could kill two b1rds with one stone by dousing the fockers in petrol at the airport, when they are caught bringing drugs in or out
50:55 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> that way you destroy the drugs and get rid of em
50:56 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
51:07 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> no need for a costly trial
51:23 <Tigger_> they should televise their execution
51:31 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> would love to watch it
51:39 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> hey
51:40 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> drone..
51:44 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> get a drone up there
51:52 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> record it in mass high video resolution
51:53 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lololol
51:59 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> gotta try at least
52:27 <Tigger_> Indonesia could just start a youtube channel "Indonesia's Funniest Drug Pig Executions"
52:33 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> LOLOLLOLOL
52:48 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> that'd get trillions of hits
53:08 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> almost worth driving to canberra to ruin their 'vigil'
53:12 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> what a pack of clowns
53:21 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> as if they give a shit, its a photo opp
53:27 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lololol
54:37 <Tigger_> I'd be very happy to send a lot more over to be executed, I'm just sad that all of the Bali 9 weren't executed
55:32 <Tigger_> anyway, what else have you been up to?
57:00 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yep
57:28 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol they should have executed mercedes corby for her horse teeth
57:37 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> crimes against dentistry
57:39 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lolol
57:48 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> ahh bugger all tigz
58:06 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> you know, trying to stay sane amongst all these idiots around here
58:18 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i ran over an indian
58:24 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> he was riding a scooter
58:31 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> knocked him over REAL good bro lol
58:42 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> and made the cops think it was his fault
58:45 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> did well
58:56 <Tigger_> interesting, scooters are all over the streets in India
59:02 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yes
59:20 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> he didn't die though unfortunately
59:24 <Tigger_> he probably thought he was back in the slum
59:33 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> indeed
59:37 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> what a loser
59:48 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i hate indians
59:50 <Tigger_> carrying a 2 ton load of firewood on the back of his little scooter
59:55 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lololol
00:04 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> halarity ensues
00:23 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> might put a bullbar on my lancer
00:35 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> to avoid ruining it
00:38 <Tigger_> a boongbar
00:39 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> when knocking these filth down
00:42 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lololol lol ol.
00:50 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> hell yeah
00:51 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
01:30 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i suspect i have an offspring somewhere in the world too
01:44 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i thought she drowned it at birth or something
01:47 <Tigger_> what makes you think that?
01:49 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> apparently not though
01:56 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> long story
02:01 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> many years ago
02:23 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> im not going to go asking too many questions though
02:57 <Tigger_> the kid might grow up to be a rich celebrity, then is the time to make a tearful reunion
03:02 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yes
03:07 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> i think that is the case
03:10 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lololol
03:21 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> hope so
03:48 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> with my stunning good looks and aryan genetics, it is inevitable hey
03:59 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> hehe
04:01 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> props
04:07 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> might go have a rest eh tigs
04:14 <Tigger_> ok, before you go
04:16 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> its been a hard day today, doing nothing
04:20 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yer?
04:34 <Tigger_> I'm working on a space invaders game, here's a screenshot
04:41 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> sweet
05:26 <Tigger_> http://imgur.com/pBMJWnU
05:29 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> ah yer
05:33 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> tar ill check it
05:56 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> cool as
06:02 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> it looks really good
06:09 <Tigger_> thanks
06:34 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> will have to try it when its done
06:43 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> alright bruvs, talk a bit later yer
06:44 <Tigger_> in two weeks, if motivation holds
06:48 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> yes
06:53 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> good stuff
06:55 <Tigger_> see you, I have to go out to pay bills now, sadly
07:02 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> alrighty
07:14 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> put bricks through their office windows instead
07:18 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
07:25 <Tigger_> yes
07:27 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> put the bill in the middle of the brick, with the cash attached
07:29 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> lol
07:32 <Tigger_> heh
07:38 <A-little-b1rd-told-me> alrighty, catch bro
07:42 <Tigger_> bye
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42:46 <OOPS_CAPS> b1rd!
42:51 <OOPS_CAPS> here's a strange coincidence
42:56 <OOPS_CAPS> 24 hours before your return
42:58 <OOPS_CAPS> 10:39 <@OOPS_CAPS> i was laughing inside at work today
42:58 <OOPS_CAPS> 10:40 <@OOPS_CAPS> because i heard an indianish song that came up randomly on a new age set
43:01 <OOPS_CAPS> 10:40 <@OOPS_CAPS> and i instantly thought of b1rd
43:14 <OOPS_CAPS> remember those songs you did?
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52:41 <Warren1984> hi all
52:46 <Warren1984> so boring lately
52:59 <Warren1984> yesterday I was 30 mins late to work because I overslept
53:10 <Warren1984> and today I woke up at 1pm
53:21 <Warren1984> I wonder what has gotten into me
59:30 <Warren1984> Tigger_ -> http://www.indigenous.gov.au/news-and-media/stories/tiwi-island-student-receives-top-award
00:14 <Warren1984> Tigger_ what is the girth of clip clops cock
00:35 <Tigger_> is that taco's wife?
00:55 <Warren1984> who?
01:35 <Warren1984> oh you mean the photo
01:39 <Tigger_> yes
01:44 <Warren1984> not sure
05:18 <Warren1984> Tigger_ if my challenge is boredom
06:15 <Tigger_> you could write a novel
06:26 <Warren1984> the strategies are to set meaningful goals for continuance, diversify plane once task is mastered; learn to read cues and adjust early
06:42 <Warren1984> what are meaningful goals?
06:51 <Warren1984> plane = plan
07:09 <Tigger_> why don't you write a novel?
07:40 <Warren1984> about what?
08:53 <Tigger_> about an INTJ vampire who falls in love with an ESTJ princess
10:04 <Warren1984> http://lifehacker.com/set-meaningful-goals-with-these-five-principles-1587233166
10:09 <Warren1984> lol
10:29 <Warren1984> Sometimes the only thing you need to get motivated is a clear goal with challenging aspects.
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24:34 <croweater> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-06/croc-warning-for-selfie-photographers-at-fogg-dam-nt/6285048?section=nt
26:00 <Tigger_> hi croweater
26:39 <Tigger_> yes, crocodiles are extremely fast within a very short range
28:34 <croweater> hi tigger you would think getting near a croc is dangerous would be a no brainer
29:51 <Tigger_> it just shows that evolution still has a few people to weed out
30:37 <Tigger_> a friend of mine from Townsville was going for a walk one day along an isthmus sort of thing, with the sea on one side, and a creek running along the other
31:25 <Tigger_> and he realised that there was a fresh water crocodile on one side of him, in the creek, and a salt water crocodile on the beach side of him
31:39 <Tigger_> he didn't stick around
34:32 <croweater> i bet
38:51 <Warren1984> Tigger_ maybe I am losing interest with the personality theories
38:56 <Warren1984> and this is causing boredom
39:09 <Warren1984> but I need something else to focus on other than Putin
39:24 <Tigger_> what personality type is Putin?
39:39 <Warren1984> INTJ
39:56 <Tigger_> do INTJs like animals?
40:49 <Warren1984> http://www.celebritytypes.com/quotes/vladimir-putin.php
40:55 <Warren1984> don't think so\
41:17 <Warren1984> but they see the logical side to there existence such as the food chain
41:27 <Warren1984> yeah I was surprised by that
41:34 <Warren1984> Putin looked found of that Koala
42:37 <Warren1984> hey doctor
43:39 <Warren1984> http://personalitycafe.com/nts-temperament-forum-intellects/27171-vladmir-putin-mbti-type.html
44:10 <Warren1984> Does his ability to control Russia with an iron fist show his ENTJness?
44:10 <Warren1984> Does his strategic planning and crass demeanor indicate a closet INTJ?
44:10 <Warren1984> Does his judo chopping and hunting expeditions prefer the good fun cogeniality of an ENTP?
44:10 <Warren1984> Does his incredible attention to detail and perfect tie wearing capabilitie show the smarts of an INTP?
45:50 <Warren1984> Barrack Obama is an ENFJ
46:01 <Warren1984> thats why he has a softer nature
47:33 <Tigger_> Obama looks like he's saying "Eeeek! Get it off! Get it off!!!": http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/russian-embassy-hopes-putins-koala-survived-secret-cull/story-fnjwkt0b-1227250134336
48:53 <Tigger_> Putin with his Clip Clop: http://cdn2-www.webecoist.momtastic.com/assets/uploads/2010/12/putin_animals_6a.jpg
48:54 <Warren1984> sucks how there are many other projects yet the tools are too expensive
49:41 <Warren1984> so the top of a horse is 190cm approx
49:53 <Warren1984> because I know Putin is 170cm tall
51:06 <Warren1984> Tigger_ what can be a meaningfull goal?
52:02 <Warren1984> Tigger_ what can be a meaningful goal?
53:13 <Tigger_> Putin might have aspergers, they tend to get along better with animals than humans: http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/europe/russia/140205/animals-have-feeling-about-putin-too
55:03 <Warren1984> I type http://www.kalbarri.org.au/buses-to-kalbarri and it comes up with this
55:05 <Warren1984> http://www.kalbarri.org.au/buses-to-kalbarri
55:20 <Warren1984> doesn't tell me the cost of the bus but only the hotels
56:56 <Tigger_> you could look on the Greyhound website
57:45 <Warren1984> how many days would you stay there?
57:57 <Warren1984> I would definetly get one with aircon
59:15 <Tigger_> what's there to do in this town? are there boat tours out to look at the Batavia site?
00:50 <Tigger_> I didn't realise that Greyhound don't operate in Perth: http://www.greyhound.com.au/service-info/network-maps
02:36 <Warren1984> most likely
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03:49 <Warren1984> KalbarriPoints of interest
03:49 <Warren1984> Kalbarri National Park
03:49 <Warren1984> Murchison River
03:49 <Warren1984> Z Bend
03:49 <Warren1984> Rainbow Jungle
03:49 <Warren1984> Murchison River Gorge
03:49 <Warren1984> Chinaman's Beach
03:49 <Warren1984> Kalbarri Family Entertainment Centre
03:49 <Warren1984> Wittecarra Creek
03:49 <Warren1984> Paul's Gallery
03:49 <Warren1984> Red Bluff
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05:35 <Warren1984> bus tour would be more expensive
05:43 <Warren1984> might be better to drive by car
05:54 <Warren1984> can meet people there and talk to them
07:48 <Warren1984> Tigger_ get one of these as a pet -> http://www.asknature.org/strategy/3f47ec0d4343c94f82e19e103ac20c34
08:57 <Tigger_> I don't think so
10:08 <doctor> hey warren
10:31 <Warren1984> Tigger_ my Dad suggested the Kimberleys
10:32 <Warren1984> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=kalbarri+national+park&sa=X&biw=1920&bih=979&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAGOovnz8BQMDQxcHsxCnfq6-gXlehrmxEgeIWVCeXKmlmJ1spZ-Tn5xYkpmfp5-cWVJZkl-eZ5VYUlKUmAwSK37E6Mst8PLHPWEpl0lrTl5jtOMirEdIkovNNa8EKCPEz8UrhbBZg4Fn9h4154Pvr974auUwUZr7Df93teB9AHf4a8SnAAAA&tbm=isch&imgil=F4jhegQH4jARxM%253A%253BCexx0_FHp8UvvM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fen.wikipedia.org%25252Fw
10:33 <Warren1984> iki%25252FKalbarri_National_Park&source=iu&pf=m&fir=F4jhegQH4jARxM%253A%252CCexx0_FHp8UvvM%252C_&usg=__OQesyA3NbWU8OHJCVQggdgKJcJE%3D&ved=0CF0Qyjc&ei=7lH5VJFdxM2bBZ6AgrAF#tbm=isch&q=kimberleys&spell=1&imgdii=_
11:49 <Tigger_> you should really go with a friend, better for survival in the desert
12:02 <Warren1984> http://www.reefnoutback.com.au/tour_category/west-australia-kimberley-coach-tours
12:23 <Warren1984> f=ck -> from $6620pp
15:11 <Warren1984> Tigger_ can you lend me $6620pp
15:32 <Tigger_> at what rate of interest?
15:38 <Warren1984> 0%
16:08 <Warren1984> can I use clip clop to travel
16:56 <Tigger_> how am I to profit without any interest?
17:03 <Warren1984> ahh thats why -> Escorted Group Tour from Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne or Adelaide to Perth and from Broome (including flights)
17:08 <Warren1984> lend to a friend
17:41 <Tigger_> but if I put it in the bank, then I get interest, I'm actually losing by lending at 0% interest
18:25 <Warren1984> its ok I will have to save my own
18:30 <Warren1984> why don't you come on a trip with me?
18:47 <Tigger_> $6620 is a LOT of comics
22:47 <Warren1984> my sister said visiting any part of Australia is expensive
22:55 <Tigger_> why is that?
24:48 <Tigger_> why not buy a caravan and go wherever you want for the price of the petrol and food?
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26:32 <Warren1984> I could go to london to see my family
26:52 <Warren1984> caravans are too expensive
28:41 <Tigger_> doesn't your mother fight with them?
29:11 <Tigger_> Shane just bought a caravan for $3,000
29:39 <Warren1984> they want your details
30:00 <Warren1984> to email you and phone to harrass you to buy one of their flights
32:03 <Tigger_> http://www.caravancampingsales.com.au/buy/used/OAG-AD-877609/1970-Franklin-FRANKLIN only $3,500
35:00 <Tigger_> you could sell the caravan again once you'd returned from your holiday, maybe even for the same price
35:20 <Tigger_> or alternately keep the caravan so you could sleep in it when your mum yells at you
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46:36 <Lish> Friday
46:41 <Lish> Yay
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42:44 <Warren1984> Tigger_ the rent for parking a caravan is probably more expensive than a motel
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54:32 <Lish> Is anyone alive
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19:47 <Tigger_> <Warren1984> Tigger_ the rent for parking a caravan is probably more expensive than a motel
19:50 <Tigger_> no it's not
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32:32 <Tigger_> hi bee_girl
32:40 <Warren1984> hi bee_girl
32:54 <Warren1984> thinking of going to europe
33:03 <Warren1984> I have family in London
34:41 <Tigger_> why do you want to go there?
37:17 <Warren1984> cheaper
38:44 <Tigger_> will your relatives let you stay?
51:08 <bee_girl> hey team
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52:17 <Tigger_> bee_girl, when you went for your drive around Australia, did you ever consider using a caravan?
54:14 <bee_girl> less independence
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55:04 <Tigger_> as in what roads you could use?
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55:20 <Tigger_> going through tunnels and things?
55:36 <bee_girl> yeah
55:40 <bee_girl> cant just park wherever
55:47 <bee_girl> towing ... ugh
55:53 <bee_girl> kombi ... yeah!
56:58 <Tigger_> so you slept in the car, or had a tent?
57:50 <bee_girl> in the van
58:06 <bee_girl> put the pop top up its like a mini caravan really
59:19 <Tigger_> I see, I think I know the type of vehicle
00:21 <Tigger_> would be good in case of a yowie attack too, just start the engine up and clear out
03:51 <bee_girl> how can u not be sure about what a kombi van looks like?
05:16 <Tigger_> well I've seen them in movies, usually driven by hippies
06:21 <Tigger_> it's quite interesting that it's a German vehicle, and the hippy movement is a particularly German thing
07:02 <Tigger_> Hitler himself had hippyish tendencies, enacting environmental laws long before anyone else did
07:16 <Tigger_> and personally designed the other hippy vehicle, the VW
08:36 <bee_girl> kombi is a vw
08:45 <bee_girl> u mean the vw beetle
09:11 <Tigger_> yes, that's what I mean
09:33 <Tigger_> it's just commonly referred to as the VW without the suffix of beetle
10:35 <Warren1984> Speed dating which began in the 1990’s was the brainchild of Rabbi Yaacov Deyo of Aish Ha Torah in Los Angeles. Originally formed to help Jewish men and women meet Jewish mates, over time speed dating has lost its religious connection and has spread all over the world. Speed dating, which is like musical chairs with human chemistry, is a proven and time effective way to meet a future
10:36 <Warren1984> partner. At a speed dating event, all men and women are given a numbered badge. The women are usually seated at individual tables and the men will rotate around the room meeting each of the women. A bell will ring signaling the beginning of the date and each couple then spends four to eight minutes (depending on the host’s rules) interviewing each other before the bell rings and the
10:36 <Warren1984> men move on to sit across from the next woman. During that time, speed daters can ask anything about each other except name, age and occupation. At the end of the evening, after going on 20 or so dates, the women write down the badge number of any men they are interested in meeting again for a regular date and the men do the same. If there are any mutual love connections, the host then
10:36 <Warren1984> lets the “couples” know.
11:11 <Tigger_> hmmm, that discriminates against introverts
11:38 <Tigger_> extroverts are very good at making a first impression, but very bad with the follow through where they have to put their words into action
11:46 <Tigger_> whereas introverts are the opposite
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13:19 <Warren1984> what do you mean Tigger_
13:50 <Tigger_> the way that extroverts have the gift of the gab, but can't back it up
14:02 <Tigger_> speed dating would favour them
14:13 <Warren1984> If an introvert disliked superfical people and the extroverted person dressed smart, they might be rejected from the introverted people
15:48 <Warren1984> I think extroverts at first attract one another, but later on in life they want someone to balance themselves out, making the introvert - extrovert couple
17:07 <Warren1984> 12.	Hit the gym. You can meet health conscious people and, even if you don’t meet someone, you are still doing something healthy that will extend your life and keep you fit.
17:11 <Tigger_> not really, extroverts are easily bored
17:39 <Warren1984> Tigger_ your just overly simplifing extroverts and introverts
17:56 <Warren1984> what about ENFJ's they are more reserved than other extroverts
18:13 <Warren1984> and they are prone to feeling lonely even in massive crowds
19:12 <Warren1984> 15.	If you are looking for a woman, go where the women are: nail salons, spas, and hair salons are great places to meet well-groomed women and become a well-groomed man.
21:51 <Tigger_> any man at a nail salon would automatically be assumed to be gay
28:32 <Warren1984> Well, as I always say, online dating is a great way to meet people, but if you really want to improve your success with women, you need to live an interesting life… so why not improve yourself as a person while maximizing your chances of meeting new and awesome friends?
28:51 <Warren1984> Tigger_ how do you live an interesting life?
29:13 <Tigger_> what is an interesting life?
29:28 <Warren1984> i dunno
29:35 <Warren1984> that is what I was asking you
29:37 <Warren1984> People are naturally drawn to those who lead interesting lives because they have ambition and drive.
30:02 <Warren1984> INTJ - 2nd place is not good enough
30:12 <Warren1984> is that enough ambition and drive
31:09 <Warren1984> Tigger_ if you are super productive then you will be interesting
31:28 <Tigger_> that is true
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38:30 <Warren1984> Women love a man who can cook.
39:38 <Warren1984> If I were to ask you to list me some stereotypes about single men – especially single men living alone – and one of the first that will come up is “a complete inability to cook”. The idea of a bachelor subsisting on frozen waffles, cereal and canned soup is endemic in western culture. The ability to prepare a meal beyond “cut vent in plastic, microwave for 2 minutes, rotate
39:38 <Warren1984> twice” is an attractive mark of maturity; it’s a sign that you’re someone who knows how to take care of himself, rather than waiting around for your girlfriend or wife to take care of you instead.
40:04 <Warren1984> this includes lentils as well
42:20 <Tigger_> do any females these days know how to cook?
45:08 <Warren1984> http://www.doctornerdlove.com/2011/10/how-to-be-interesting/
48:32 <bee_girl> Tigger_ I assume so
49:50 <bee_girl> doctornerdlove.com ?
51:46 <Tigger_> it sounds like bad advice
52:27 <Tigger_> if she's resolutely determined not to cook, what is she bringing to the relationship exactly? other than gracing you with her presence
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05:56 <bee_girl> well thats true
06:03 <bee_girl> what else do women have to offer to a relationship
06:05 <bee_girl> ...
08:18 <Tigger_> I'm referring to practical everyday things that make a home functional, not the sex
08:54 <bee_girl> i wasn't talking about sex...
09:02 <bee_girl> but you raise a good point Tigger_
10:01 <Tigger_> she may believe that bringing her media studies PHD to the relationship is her contribution
11:58 <bee_girl> who is she?
12:55 <Tigger_> generic person
18:54 <Tigger_> as debt inducing degrees of limited employment prospects are quite common now
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24:03 <brettingham_is_you_okay> loololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
26:24 <Tigger_> morning brettingham_is_you_okay
28:58 <doctor> those self-help articles are more likely to make you depressed by reading them
29:19 <doctor> cause they don't take into consideration that people are and will always be flawed
29:36 <doctor> so if you compare yourself to them, they will make you feel worse
30:00 <Tigger_> I didn't think of that, but yes, if you take them to heart, that's what they'll do
35:26 <Tigger_> I have become obsessed with this piece lately, though I've known it for years: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQWbRrFrzKg
35:27 <progressive>  Youtube  Nachtflug / Schiller / Symphonia
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36:10 <doctor> trippy
36:30 <doctor> i like it
37:10 <Tigger_> further evidence for my theory that trance is the classical music of the 21st century
49:26 <Warren1984> bored
49:38 <Warren1984> reflecting back on my gardening work from last year
51:53 <Warren1984> bee_girl you should see the potatoes growing in our backyard
52:05 <Warren1984> I envy people who have big back gardens
52:56 <bee_girl> yum have u had any yet?
53:50 <Warren1984> not yet
54:09 <Warren1984> for my birthday I got a $100 gift card from some friends
54:47 <Warren1984> I spent $79 of that on a large 10 litre tub of seasol
55:26 <Warren1984> I just got another yesterday
55:39 <Warren1984> spray the seasol on once every fortnight
55:57 <Warren1984> its liquid fertilizer
56:21 <Warren1984> so its able to penetrate into the soil, unlike soil fertilizer
57:23 <Warren1984> makes the plants more drought, insect resistent
57:40 <Tigger_> how big are your potatoes now?
58:51 <Warren1984> my digital camera is now $108
59:03 <Warren1984> that is without the SD card
59:11 <Warren1984> need to take a picture Tigger_
59:16 <Warren1984> my Dad lost the cord
59:59 <Tigger_> the USB cord?
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