// #nerdhacks — 2021-03-30
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00:29:00 <Chopper> clonesx
00:29:00 <Chopper> son
00:29:00 <Chopper> NAOW
01:03:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolzzzz
01:24:00 <chickenAndLeake> lol
01:47:00 <UmpirePenis> Bec is on her way over
01:47:00 <UmpirePenis> Giving me ice and sex
01:47:00 <UmpirePenis> How great
01:49:00 <UmpirePenis> She be here in 10 mins via uber
01:49:00 <UmpirePenis> Hahahaaaa
01:50:00 <UmpirePenis> I win
01:50:00 <UmpirePenis> I fuck my dealer
01:50:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolololololol
01:52:00 <UmpirePenis> She just texted she's 8 mins away
01:53:00 <UmpirePenis> How great
01:53:00 <UmpirePenis> This one's got a real tight pussy imo
01:55:00 <chickenAndLeake> idiot
03:09:00 <chickenAndLeake> lol
03:23:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolzz
03:23:00 <UmpirePenis> Was the best sex ever
03:23:00 <UmpirePenis> :o~
04:17:00 <UmpirePenis> We're not finished yet
04:17:00 <UmpirePenis> Me and Beccy are atvsta
04:17:00 <UmpirePenis> Are at Stacey's
04:18:00 <UmpirePenis> Woke her up
04:33:00 <UmpirePenis> Got the best shit of Beccy boo
04:33:00 <UmpirePenis> Yerp
04:33:00 <UmpirePenis> So much for Hobbsons lying ways...
04:33:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
04:34:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
04:57:00 <smalltoys> lollllll
05:18:00 <smalltoys> Keep riding around on that hovercraft son
06:05:00 <smalltoys> lol
06:06:00 <smalltoys> Damian ban me if u dare
07:10:00 <***> Buffer Playback...
07:10:00 <***> Playback Complete.
07:30:00 <***> Buffer Playback...
07:30:00 <l00peyd0g1> [06:06:52] +
07:30:00 <l00peyd0g1> [06:39:48] bruthga bo0`=
07:30:00 <l00peyd0g1> [06:39:59] BRUTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIIIIII'
07:30:00 <l00peyd0g1> [06:40:15] IS THAT U BRUTHA UmpirePenis
07:30:00 <l00peyd0g1> [06:40:43] ME JUST ABOUT PACK ME BREAKFAST
07:30:00 <l00peyd0g1> [06:41:03] NICE FULL BOWL OF PURE GOODNESS
07:30:00 <l00peyd0g1> [06:43:00] MEASURED FOR ACCURACY THIS PACKS OUT TO 0.35G IN THE ONE BOWL
07:30:00 <l00peyd0g1> [06:43:17] HERE WE GO
07:30:00 <l00peyd0g1> [06:43:52] OH I JUST USE A $100 NOTE INSTEAD
07:30:00 <l00peyd0g1> [06:53:09] SO FUCKING POWERFUL
07:30:00 <l00peyd0g1> [06:53:30] WOULD KNOCK UmpirePenis ON HIS ASS FOR DAYS ON END
07:30:00 <***> Playback Complete.
07:32:00 <UmpirePenis> Looool
07:32:00 <UmpirePenis> Nothing for a Hobbson
08:57:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolllzzzx
08:57:00 <UmpirePenis> Hobbson
08:58:00 <UmpirePenis> Hobbinson
09:06:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
09:07:00 <UmpirePenis> Easy steamy dreamy broclini
09:08:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
09:08:00 <UmpirePenis> Ad
09:09:00 <UmpirePenis> BEST PP
09:09:00 <UmpirePenis> Best sex EVER
09:10:00 <UmpirePenis> I'm speechless
09:10:00 <UmpirePenis> ://
09:10:00 <UmpirePenis> Rooting my meth dealer imo
09:10:00 <UmpirePenis> Sp
09:10:00 <UmpirePenis> She rode my penis for over an hour...
09:11:00 <UmpirePenis> Was the best ever
09:15:00 <UmpirePenis> Shit on Hobbson
09:15:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
09:15:00 <UmpirePenis> Dum ass bastard
09:16:00 <UmpirePenis> Hehehe
09:22:00 <UmpirePenis> Eat my poo Hobbson
09:30:00 <UmpirePenis> Becs going to get more ice then we will hump all day
09:30:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
10:31:00 <UmpirePenis> She loves my cock imo^^?¿
11:11:00 <UmpirePenis> I be that stud muffin
11:11:00 <UmpirePenis> Jej
11:12:00 <UmpirePenis> I'm already in power... Who wants war? My niggas fly planes into towers.
11:14:00 <L00PEYD0G> TAKE THAT U BITCH
11:14:00 <L00PEYD0G> GIVE IT A GO BRUTHA UmpirePenis BLOW CLOUDS SON; INTO THE BITCHES FACE!!
11:15:00 <L00PEYD0G> YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
11:15:00 <L00PEYD0G> Chopper has a yeast infected VAGINA .. !
11:15:00 <UmpirePenis> Hope she comes back lolz owes me gear the bitch.. if she doesn't I'm ok with that
11:16:00 <L00PEYD0G> BIG GIRL
11:28:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolllllzzz
11:28:00 <UmpirePenis> Knock ya clean parrot boy
11:33:00 <L00PEYD0G> Chopper is a pink n gray galah
11:33:00 <L00PEYD0G> shesa player hater
11:35:00 <UmpirePenis> Start these bars with shards, the masquerade dusted by an ace, bust in ya face, I must win the race, trust in my haste, love letters she'll chase, trend setters blend letters and words, berettas burst, better arrange a nurse,a strange one that flirts, payed her with dirt, enter my way up that skirt, in the centre to offend, this spectre bends around the sector, vending out metal, select your gender, protect my men and women, dissect your friends
11:35:00 <UmpirePenis> Just wrote that 1
11:35:00 <UmpirePenis> Tell me what ya think
11:58:00 <UmpirePenis> Jaja
11:58:00 <UmpirePenis> The BEST ever SEX OMG
11:58:00 <UmpirePenis> ^^
11:59:00 <UmpirePenis> She's got double d titz
11:59:00 <UmpirePenis> Helllll yea
11:59:00 <UmpirePenis> Sucked them real good imo^^
12:00:00 <UmpirePenis> Hobbson has moobz
12:00:00 <UmpirePenis> Fat stinking Hobbson has man boobs
12:00:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
13:31:00 <UmpirePenis> UmpirePenis says not out
13:32:00 <UmpirePenis> Let's go to the 3rd umpire in the bunker, umpire testicles
13:35:00 <UmpirePenis> Well umpire testicles has given not out aswell
14:12:00 <UmpirePenis> We nearly broke my bed lastnight
14:12:00 <UmpirePenis> 😒
14:13:00 <UmpirePenis> Not good
14:13:00 <UmpirePenis> I. Gonna go to seritas place
14:14:00 <UmpirePenis> See if she wants a cone
14:14:00 <UmpirePenis> Hehehe
14:14:00 <UmpirePenis> Emily lives above her
14:14:00 <UmpirePenis> I'll see her too
14:14:00 <UmpirePenis> ^^
14:14:00 <UmpirePenis> Now I must get ready
14:15:00 <UmpirePenis> Hahahaaaa
14:15:00 <UmpirePenis> Stinky fat Hobbson
14:22:00 <UmpirePenis> Fatass Hobbson is gay
14:22:00 <UmpirePenis> Hahaaaaa
14:29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii
14:29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It pong
14:37:00 <UmpirePenis> Pong
14:37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii Smeaton
14:37:00 <UmpirePenis> I here Hobbson is in tears once again..
14:37:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
14:38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He picks his bum and smells then licks his finger
14:43:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
14:43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Just farted
15:36:00 <UmpirePenis> Jej
16:56:00 <***> Buffer Playback...
16:56:00 <***> Playback Complete.
17:20:00 <UmpirePenis> I was stiff lastnight
17:21:00 <UmpirePenis> Poopys_Bumshit
17:21:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
17:22:00 <UmpirePenis> To burn my kingdom you must use nuclear weapons
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