// #nerdhacks — 2021-03-18
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00:40:00 <UmpirePenis> Went for a walk
00:41:00 <UmpirePenis> Just ran into this dude.. showed me 4grand cash, trying to sell me pure gack that smokes, he gave me his number.. he lives approx 4 minutes walk from mine
00:41:00 <UmpirePenis> That's how us players roll
00:41:00 <UmpirePenis> ;))
00:42:00 <UmpirePenis> Another dealer to add to the list
00:42:00 <UmpirePenis> :)))))
00:42:00 <UmpirePenis> He can be my local yokel
00:42:00 <UmpirePenis> Jajaja
02:13:00 <UmpirePenis> Talking Natalie on phone
02:13:00 <UmpirePenis> She adores me
02:14:00 <UmpirePenis> ^^?!
02:15:00 <UmpirePenis> I fried
02:15:00 <UmpirePenis> When you're in love with a beautiful woman
02:16:00 <UmpirePenis> Da da da dooo
02:16:00 <UmpirePenis> My bum smellz
02:16:00 <UmpirePenis> O.o
02:17:00 <UmpirePenis> O.O
02:17:00 <UmpirePenis> o.O
02:17:00 <UmpirePenis> ′°′√•|÷
02:18:00 * UmpirePenis is now known as RefereeVagina
02:38:00 <RefereeVagina> Natalie is here
02:38:00 <RefereeVagina> Everyone say hey NAT!!
02:38:00 <RefereeVagina> ?¿
04:05:00 <RefereeVagina> 😔
04:25:00 <RefereeVagina> My bum hurtz
04:27:00 * RefereeVagina is now known as ThirdUmpireTesticles
07:09:00 <***> Buffer Playback...
07:09:00 <*buffextras> [06:55:22] vegas.qld.au.austnet.org set mode: +o damian
07:09:00 <***> Playback Complete.
09:06:00 <RefereeVagina> Sup
09:07:00 <RefereeVagina> Chopper
09:20:00 <RefereeVagina> My bottom stinkz
09:21:00 <RefereeVagina> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
09:22:00 <RefereeVagina> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
11:59:00 <Chopper> SLOBBSON LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
12:01:00 <Chopper> <L00PEYD0G> dont talk to me <----------------- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WHAT A SOOK
13:06:00 <Chopper> lololololllllllllllll
13:49:00 <RefereeVagina> Jejeje
13:50:00 <RefereeVagina> His bottom smells
13:50:00 <RefereeVagina> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
13:53:00 <RefereeVagina> Hobbson
13:53:00 <RefereeVagina> Lolololololol
13:53:00 <L00PEYD0G> u best be not uusing drugs RefereeVagina
13:53:00 <RefereeVagina> Nope I clean
13:53:00 <RefereeVagina> :)))
13:53:00 <L00PEYD0G> good
13:54:00 <L00PEYD0G> dont want none of that shit
13:54:00 <RefereeVagina> Nope
13:54:00 <L00PEYD0G> im going get a healthy lunch soon
13:54:00 <L00PEYD0G> maybe subway
13:54:00 <RefereeVagina> Cool
13:54:00 <RefereeVagina> Kool
13:54:00 <L00PEYD0G> try and get my body right
13:55:00 <L00PEYD0G> coz i was dead almost
13:55:00 <L00PEYD0G> i was on the brink of death
13:55:00 <L00PEYD0G> then i seen the light
13:56:00 <L00PEYD0G> it was the fucking cops shining torch at my door
13:56:00 <L00PEYD0G> "are u alright david"
13:56:00 <L00PEYD0G> haha
14:06:00 <Chopper> lolololollllllll Davis Dead Hobbson
14:07:00 <Chopper> <L00PEYD0G> coz i was dead almost <------------------ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
14:08:00 <RefereeVagina> HHabahahahaha
14:08:00 <RefereeVagina> Hobbson is under attack
14:08:00 <Chopper> SLOBBSON LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
14:08:00 <Chopper> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
14:08:00 <Chopper> SENOR SLOBBSON
14:09:00 <RefereeVagina> Just got pulled up by detectives
14:09:00 <Chopper> shard?
14:09:00 <Chopper> KNIFE
14:09:00 <RefereeVagina> This super hot chic one wearing pink lmao
14:09:00 <RefereeVagina> Nah got nothin on me bruh I clean remember
14:10:00 <RefereeVagina> ^^
14:10:00 <Chopper> big titties?
14:10:00 <RefereeVagina> Evaded the punks
14:10:00 <Chopper> win
14:10:00 <RefereeVagina> Lolololololol
14:10:00 <Chopper> lololololllllllllllllll
14:10:00 <RefereeVagina> Nah she only a small chic
14:10:00 <RefereeVagina> Lolz
14:10:00 <RefereeVagina> Gun on her hip
14:10:00 <RefereeVagina> :////
14:11:00 <Chopper> take the gun
14:11:00 <Chopper> use it
14:11:00 <Chopper> uncle chop chop style
14:11:00 <RefereeVagina> Fuck no
14:11:00 <RefereeVagina> Her partner would shoot me
14:11:00 <Chopper> shoot that cunt first
14:11:00 <Chopper> fat cunt
14:11:00 <RefereeVagina> Nah I like not being in jail lololololllll
14:12:00 <RefereeVagina> Double murder suicide
14:12:00 <RefereeVagina> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
14:12:00 <Chopper> lololololllllllllllllll
14:12:00 <Chopper> KNIFE
14:12:00 <Chopper> SENOR SLOBBSON
14:13:00 <RefereeVagina> Taze the cunts imo
14:13:00 <RefereeVagina> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
14:13:00 <Chopper> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
14:13:00 <RefereeVagina> Razer cunt
14:13:00 <RefereeVagina> Lolololololol
14:13:00 <Chopper> RAZER KNIFE CUNT
14:13:00 <Chopper> lololololllllllllllllll
14:14:00 <RefereeVagina> Jajaja
14:14:00 <RefereeVagina> An extra detective just turned up
14:15:00 <RefereeVagina> Jajajap my
14:15:00 <RefereeVagina> Knock him clean
14:15:00 <RefereeVagina> Imhoes
14:15:00 <RefereeVagina> Lolololololol
14:15:00 <Chopper> lololololllllllllllllll
14:15:00 <Chopper> STAB THE CUNT
14:15:00 <RefereeVagina> Hobbson has tears streaming
14:15:00 <RefereeVagina> Lollllzzz
14:15:00 <Chopper> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
14:18:00 <RefereeVagina> Lolll
14:20:00 <Chopper> lololololllllllllllllll
14:20:00 <Chopper> TEARS OF G LINE
14:21:00 <RefereeVagina> Jajaja
14:21:00 <RefereeVagina> ^^
14:21:00 <Chopper> <RefereeVagina> Hobbson has tears streaming <---------------- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
14:21:00 <RefereeVagina> Detectives harrassing me
14:21:00 <Chopper> lololololllllllllllllll
14:22:00 <Chopper> STAB THE CUNTS
14:22:00 <RefereeVagina> Why don't they fuck off imoz
14:24:00 <Chopper> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
14:51:00 <L00PEYD0G> ?
14:51:00 <L00PEYD0G> i just had a kebab with the lot
14:52:00 <L00PEYD0G> im gona ask for a few pts
14:53:00 <L00PEYD0G> i asked the bitchlol
14:55:00 <L00PEYD0G> she seen it
14:56:00 <L00PEYD0G> no reply
14:58:00 <L00PEYD0G> all giood i dont want it
15:04:00 <L00PEYD0G> hey all
15:07:00 <L00PEYD0G> ^ thats nmy friend
15:24:00 <Chopper> ?
15:37:00 <L00PEYD0G> ^ thats nmy friend
15:44:00 <clouds> looooooool
16:43:00 <***> Buffer Playback...
16:43:00 <***> Playback Complete.
18:03:00 <***> Buffer Playback...
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [16:58:24] Sniffing human droppings
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [16:58:37] °-°
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:08:02] INTAKE OF HUMAN FECES ODOURS
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:14:35] AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:14:38] AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:14:52] lololololololllllllllllllllllll
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:14:55] big brown stink boong shit
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:15:02] Lolololololol
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:15:20] WHERE'S SENOR SLOBBSON
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:15:30] wants to be everyones m8
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:15:33] KNIFE
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:15:51] fat cunt
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:16:38] 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:16:45] AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:26:47] Inhaling poo particles
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:26:53] Lolzzzz
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:28:04] 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:28:05] 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:29:00] INTAKE OF INDIGENOUS HUMAN FECES ODOURS
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:29:37] Lolololol
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:30:33] WHERE'S SENOR SLOBBSON
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:30:49] I need to laugh at his expense lolololollllllllllllll
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:31:33] But that will cause the tears to flow
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:31:53] lolololllllllllll more flowage of tears
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:32:03] POOR SLOBBSON ALWAYS CRYING
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:32:27] Pisstopher Shittings
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:32:36] <L00PEYD0G> dont u dare tell me to settle down again <--------------- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:32:43] AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:32:45] AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:32:47] AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:32:49] get pisstopher in here
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:32:52] lolololollllllllllllllll
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:33:12] Kick the doorframe
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:33:22] 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:33:42] Fisher the martial artist
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:34:04] fisher fishing for anal treasure lolololollllllllllll
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:34:16] Lolloollllollllzzz
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:35:22] Fisher is our world famous DJ making #1 tracks worldwide
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:35:30] AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:35:32] AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:35:35] 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:35:57] PISSTOPHERS PISS POOR ATTEMPT AT DJING
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:36:01] lololololllllllllllll
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:36:09] Jajajajajaaaaa
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:37:01] loltraktor
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:37:19] Michael Temby
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:37:28] AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:37:29] lololololllllllllllll
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:37:29] AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:37:32] 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:38:34] John McBumGravy
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:39:12] <L00PEYD0G> dont u dare tell me to settle down again <--------------- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:40:11] Settle down hobbo you'll burst a gasket
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:40:28] lololololllllllllll angry Hobbson
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:40:33] And I will laugh harder
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:40:41] AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:40:43] AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:40:45] 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
18:03:00 <UmpirePenis> [17:42:07] Mr martz
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:42:14] lololollllll
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:42:18] where are these cunts lololollllllllll
18:03:00 <Chopper> [17:43:08] 1<L00PEYD0G> dont talk to me <----------------- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WHAT A SOOK
18:03:00 <***> Playback Complete.
18:33:00 <UmpirePenis> LololOl0ol
18:33:00 <UmpirePenis> Cooking spaghetti tonight
18:37:00 <windya> lol
18:38:00 <Chopper> lolololollllllllllllll
18:38:00 <Chopper> shard
18:39:00 <windya> fukhed
18:39:00 <Chopper> you want shard?
18:39:00 <Chopper> b1rd m8
18:39:00 <Chopper> 1<L00PEYD0G> dont talk to me <----------------- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WHAT A SOOK
18:39:00 <Chopper> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
18:41:00 <windya> kiddddddie
18:42:00 <Chopper> <L00PEYD0G> im fucking miserable
18:43:00 <Chopper> 1<RefereeVagina> Hobbson has tears streaming <---------------- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
18:48:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolollllolllolllolllolllolll
18:48:00 <UmpirePenis> Stupid fatass Hobbson streamingvfi
18:49:00 <Chopper> lolololollllllllllllll
18:49:00 <Chopper> wheres me m8 lolololllllllll
18:49:00 <UmpirePenis> Stupid fatass Hobbson streaming fierce tears at night until he sleeps
18:57:00 <Chopper> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
18:58:00 <Chopper> windya was kicked by IRCStats (Banned: blacklist (1hr ban) <-------------- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
19:02:00 <UmpirePenis> Tulani loves me
19:02:00 <UmpirePenis> I called her today
19:03:00 <Chopper> get a root
19:03:00 <UmpirePenis> I've had her here before
19:03:00 <UmpirePenis> She's cool
19:06:00 <UmpirePenis> Good looking
19:07:00 <UmpirePenis> Hobbson has hermaphrodites over to his mum's crib
19:07:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
19:08:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
19:13:00 <UmpirePenis> I sent her my newest rap
19:13:00 <UmpirePenis> She said this
19:13:00 <UmpirePenis> Just read it... sorry for taking so long! I love it! I miss it wen u send me raps cos I feel like I'm transported inside ur mind & I love it!!!!!
19:13:00 <UmpirePenis> That's good feed back imoz
19:14:00 <UmpirePenis> ^^?¿
19:14:00 <UmpirePenis> Marry her
19:16:00 <UmpirePenis> Damn how many wives you got? 9 by buddy
19:16:00 <UmpirePenis> Jajajaja
19:17:00 <UmpirePenis> When you're in love with a beautiful woman
19:18:00 <UmpirePenis> Dr hook great singers
19:18:00 <Chopper> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
19:18:00 <Chopper> give her some canibal corpse
19:19:00 <Chopper> fucked with a knife lololololllllllllll
19:19:00 <Chopper> hammer smashed face lololololllllllllll
19:24:00 <UmpirePenis> Loollzz
19:24:00 <UmpirePenis> My black metal mates at school listened to by them
19:25:00 <UmpirePenis> Slayer
19:25:00 <Chopper> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
19:25:00 <Chopper> no soft cock metal
19:25:00 <UmpirePenis> Raining blood
19:26:00 <UmpirePenis> Watch the movie by Canibal Holocaust
19:27:00 <UmpirePenis> Banned in just about most countries around the world
19:27:00 <UmpirePenis> It's out there
19:28:00 <Chopper> Cannibal Holocaust achieved notoriety as its graphic violence aroused a great deal of controversy. After its premiere in Italy, it was ordered to be seized by a local magistrate, and Deodato was arrested on obscenity charges. He was later charged with multiple counts of murder due to rumors that claimed several actors were killed on camera. Although Deodato was cleared of these charges,
19:28:00 <Chopper> the film was banned in Italy, Australia, and several other countries due to its graphic content, including sexual assault and genuine violence toward animals. Although some nations have since revoked the ban, it is still upheld in several countries. Critical reception of the film was mixed: the film's violence has been noted as commentary on ethics in journalism, exploitation of developing
19:28:00 <Chopper> countries, and the nature of modern society versus uncivilized society, although these interpretations have also been met with criticism
19:28:00 <Chopper> lololololololllllllllllllllll
19:28:00 <Chopper> what a mad cunt
19:29:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
19:29:00 <Chopper> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIYgWYDNOrM
19:29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chopper Reid - Harden the Fuck Up, Australia (Sep 16, 2009) Length: 1:49 - UPLDR: JaceLikeCrazy - 3,293 views - 13 likes - No dislikes
19:29:00 <UmpirePenis> They rape a woman with a huge stone
19:30:00 <UmpirePenis> One dude gets his penis cut off
19:30:00 <UmpirePenis> Jajaja
19:30:00 <Chopper> lololollllllllll
19:33:00 <UmpirePenis> They skewer him with a wooden skewer in through the anus out through the mouth
19:33:00 <UmpirePenis> Jajaja
19:34:00 <Chopper> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
19:39:00 <UmpirePenis> Where is the smelly stinkin fat ass shardless shit eating bum looking sweaty retarded dickhead looking. HOBBSON
19:39:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
19:42:00 <UmpirePenis> I think we had better stop picking on by Davis .
19:42:00 <Chopper> lololollllllllll
19:42:00 <UmpirePenis> He may suicide
19:42:00 <Chopper> never
19:42:00 <Chopper> good
19:42:00 <Chopper> 1 less fat cunt lolololllllllllll
19:42:00 <UmpirePenis> Aaaaaaalolololololllllll
19:43:00 <UmpirePenis> I'm now 79kg
19:43:00 <Chopper> SENOR SLOBBSON
19:43:00 <UmpirePenis> I was once 110kg
19:43:00 <Chopper> fark
19:43:00 <Chopper> take more shard
19:43:00 <UmpirePenis> I was a big fat slob like hobbit
19:43:00 <Chopper> hobbit slobbson
19:44:00 <Chopper> too much KFC
19:44:00 <Chopper> eating more than shitting out lololollllllllll
19:44:00 <UmpirePenis> Yeah years of ice took all my weight of
19:44:00 <UmpirePenis> ^^
19:45:00 <UmpirePenis> Was windya hobbit??!+¿
19:45:00 <Chopper> nuh
19:45:00 <Chopper> b1rd m8
19:45:00 <Chopper> lolololllllllllll
19:45:00 <Chopper> what a sook
19:45:00 <Chopper> knife that cunt
19:46:00 <UmpirePenis> Turd
19:46:00 <UmpirePenis> Jason
19:46:00 <Chopper> lolololollllllllll keeps calling me t-city
19:46:00 <Chopper> what a stupid cunt name lololollllllll
19:46:00 <UmpirePenis> Jason Hill ?!
19:46:00 <Chopper> is that t-city?
19:46:00 <Chopper> lololllllll
19:47:00 <UmpirePenis> Jason Hill be by b1rd
19:47:00 <Chopper> lolololllllll what a stupid cunt
19:47:00 <Chopper> b1rdy m8
19:47:00 <Chopper> b1rd be on the ice
19:47:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
19:47:00 <UmpirePenis> Lies
19:47:00 <Chopper> couldn't even afford it
19:47:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolol
19:47:00 <Chopper> weak cunt
19:48:00 <Chopper> uncle chop chop to the rescue
19:48:00 <UmpirePenis> He's a street sleeper
19:48:00 <Chopper> sell shard to cunts
19:48:00 <Chopper> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
19:48:00 <Chopper> soft cunt
19:48:00 <UmpirePenis> Jason Hill
19:48:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolollllll
19:48:00 <Chopper> lolololllllllllllllll
19:50:00 <UmpirePenis> Hey Jase did you sleep in your cardboard box lastnight at Flinders parade .. ?¿
19:50:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
19:51:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
19:51:00 <Chopper> lolololollllllllllllll
19:54:00 <UmpirePenis> So I went to woolies, stole Kraft Chedder cheese, 500gram beef mince, jar of Bolognese sauce, spaghetti pasta, and a mother frosty berry drink
19:54:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
19:54:00 <UmpirePenis> Got it all in one go
19:55:00 <UmpirePenis> Walked out like I owned the joint
19:55:00 <Chopper> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
19:55:00 <UmpirePenis> ^^
19:55:00 <Chopper> rip cunts off
19:56:00 <UmpirePenis> I've been stealj
19:57:00 <UmpirePenis> I've been stealing of them for a year now and they've never stopped me or attempted to catch me
19:57:00 <UmpirePenis> It's great
19:58:00 <Chopper> lolololollllllllllllll
19:58:00 <Chopper> poor Hobbson cannot afford to eat lolololollllllllllll
19:58:00 <Chopper> or steal lololollllllllll
19:58:00 <Chopper> wouldn't get away quick enough the slobbson hobbit lololollllllllll
19:59:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolzzzzz
19:59:00 <UmpirePenis> I'd like a chicken kebab right now
20:00:00 <Chopper> chicken kebab aftermath
20:00:00 <Chopper> right on slobbson doorstep
20:00:00 <Chopper> lolololollllllllllllll
20:00:00 <UmpirePenis> Yoghurt sauce, olives, jalapenos
20:00:00 <UmpirePenis> Extra cheese
20:00:00 <UmpirePenis> I hungry
20:01:00 <Chopper> fuck paying for shit
20:01:00 <Chopper> go in there order it and steal it
20:01:00 <Chopper> knife cunts
20:06:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolololololol
20:06:00 <UmpirePenis> Footys on
20:06:00 <UmpirePenis> Eels vs storm
20:06:00 <Chopper> i wanna see fights
20:06:00 <Chopper> none of this soft cock playing shit
20:07:00 <Chopper> pisstopher shittings lololololllllllllll
20:23:00 <UmpirePenis> Piss shitz
20:24:00 <UmpirePenis> I've smoked myself retarded
20:34:00 <UmpirePenis> Piss Fisher
20:35:00 <UmpirePenis> Fuck I gotta cook but dinner... Hungry, but it's a mission :(((((
20:48:00 <UmpirePenis> Electric fry pan has to be brung out
20:48:00 <UmpirePenis> Boil water for pasta
20:48:00 <UmpirePenis> Fuk :((((
20:57:00 <UmpirePenis> Maybe tomorrow
20:58:00 <windya> Rofl
20:59:00 <UmpirePenis> Just want flirt with Missy . Drink this maccona caramel coffee. Watch footy. Sleep perhaps 80+ hours awake must take a toll on my health :o~~
21:04:00 <UmpirePenis> Jason Hill could be streaming tears aswell chopper
21:09:00 <Chopper> lolololllllllll
21:09:00 <Chopper> Jason crying on the Hill lolololollllllllll
21:12:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolololllll
21:12:00 <Chopper> b1rdy m8
21:12:00 <Chopper> still crying m8 lolololllllllll
21:12:00 <UmpirePenis> Jason Hill is a sexual predator
21:12:00 <Chopper> fly away and cry lololollllllll
21:12:00 <Chopper> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
21:13:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolollllllololollllllllol
21:13:00 <UmpirePenis> Jason Hill is high on high quality bath salts
21:13:00 <Chopper> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
21:14:00 <Chopper> rock salt lolololollllllllllll
21:14:00 <UmpirePenis> Aaaaaaalolololololllllll
21:15:00 <Chopper> wheres the big titty bitches
21:15:00 <UmpirePenis> They're all hangin around me
21:15:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
21:15:00 <Chopper> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
21:15:00 <Chopper> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
21:17:00 <UmpirePenis> Hobbson has big breasts
21:17:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolololololol
21:17:00 <UmpirePenis> Aaaaaaalolololololllllll
21:19:00 <UmpirePenis> Let's watch canibal holocaust
21:19:00 <UmpirePenis> !!
21:19:00 <Chopper> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
21:19:00 <Chopper> man boobs
21:19:00 <Chopper> lololololllllllllllll
21:19:00 <Chopper> KNIFE CUNTS
21:19:00 <UmpirePenis> Moobz
21:20:00 <UmpirePenis> Jase Hill is busking with his broken run down acoustic guitar
21:26:00 <Chopper011DAi> https://imgur.com/odGfPy5 - https://imgur.com/a/Zk1wGjL - Harley Thompson also known as oko and Chopper - 84 West Avenue, Glen Innes, NSW 2370
21:26:00 <Chopper> lololololllllllllllll
21:26:00 <Chopper> wrong again lolololllllllllll
21:26:00 <Chopper> :)
21:26:00 <Chopper> sorry b1rd m8
21:26:00 <Chopper011DAi> 4HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
21:27:00 <Chopper011DAi> 1,4HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
21:27:00 <Chopper011DAi> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
21:27:00 * Chopper011DAi is now known as Chopper011QBH
21:27:00 <Chopper011QBH> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
21:28:00 <Chopper011QBH> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
21:29:00 <Chopper> lolololollllllllllllll
21:30:00 <UmpirePenis> Lollzzzzz
21:30:00 <Chopper> whos oko
21:30:00 <UmpirePenis> My last name is Thompson
21:31:00 <Chopper> lololollllll you
21:31:00 <UmpirePenis> Some cunt playin games
21:31:00 <UmpirePenis> Knock ya
21:31:00 <Chopper> lololololllllllllllll
21:31:00 <Chopper> lolololllllll bring it back
21:32:00 <Chopper> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
21:32:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
21:33:00 * UmpirePenis is now known as RefereeVagina
21:33:00 <Chopper> lololollllllllll bring old m8 back
21:34:00 <Chopper> knife that cunt
21:36:00 <Chopper> lolololllllllllll chasin' Jason
21:36:00 <Chopper> on the street again lolololllllllll
21:36:00 <Chopper> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
21:40:00 <RefereeVagina> Lolz
21:40:00 <RefereeVagina> Jase Dill
21:40:00 <Chopper> lolololollllllll
21:44:00 <Chopper> wow that suburb looks nice
21:46:00 <Chopper> 1<UmpirePenis> I'm here to laugh at the expense of Hobbson <--------------- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
21:46:00 <RefereeVagina> Yeah
21:47:00 <RefereeVagina> Everyone laugh at hobbs
21:47:00 <RefereeVagina> :))))
21:47:00 <Chopper> lolololollllllll
21:52:00 <RefereeVagina> (:
22:05:00 <Chopper> b1rd m8
22:19:00 <RefereeVagina> B1rd the turd
22:20:00 <RefereeVagina> Jase dillinger
22:20:00 <RefereeVagina> Cooking my spaghetti
22:20:00 <RefereeVagina> ^^
22:32:00 <Chopper> lolololollllllll
22:40:00 <RefereeVagina> Jase Hill is a ginger
22:40:00 <RefereeVagina> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
22:41:00 <Chopper> lolololollllllll ranga
22:41:00 <RefereeVagina> Homeless sexual predator
22:42:00 <Chopper> touching little boys lololollllllllll
22:42:00 <Chopper> telling them stories of how he tries to be tough lololollllllll
22:43:00 <RefereeVagina> Lolzzzz
22:44:00 <RefereeVagina> Wonder if Hobbson is ok... Suicide may be on the cards....
22:45:00 <Chopper> give him a bumjack lololollllllllll
22:47:00 <Chopper> give him shard
22:47:00 <Chopper> that'll cheer him up
22:47:00 <Chopper> for daaaaaaaaaayz
22:47:00 <Chopper> lolololollllllll
22:47:00 <RefereeVagina> Lolz
22:47:00 <RefereeVagina> Hobbs don't use drugs
22:47:00 <Chopper> where's those flooding cunts
22:47:00 <Chopper> and those loser cunts
22:48:00 <RefereeVagina> Heh
22:48:00 <RefereeVagina> We run this b
22:48:00 <RefereeVagina> We run this town
22:48:00 <Chopper> pisstopher shittings
22:48:00 <Chopper> wheres that loser cunt
22:48:00 <Chopper> lololollllll
22:49:00 <RefereeVagina> Piss fischer
22:52:00 <Chopper> pastebin
22:52:00 <Chopper> look up loser shit lolololollllllllllll
23:48:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Back
23:48:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Had some cleaning to do..
23:49:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Chopper
23:49:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Has Hobs or Hill made an appearance since I left?
23:49:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> I guess not
23:50:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Both streaming tears I believe
23:51:00 <pushHard> :-)
23:51:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> (-:
23:51:00 <pushHard> .
23:51:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> ,
23:51:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> "
23:51:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> *
23:51:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> ?¿
23:53:00 <pushHard> where's pandasdontdrive lol
23:54:00 <pushHard> heard he fell off the perch!
23:56:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
23:56:00 <pushHard> spng me lol bro
23:57:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Last I heard he stabbed someone or did something stupid like that
23:57:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> What a goose
23:57:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Knock him with a mop handle
23:57:00 <pushHard> yeah with his four incher
23:57:00 <pushHard> Yup
23:58:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> ^^
23:58:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> I told Missy I put a diamond on her finger
23:58:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> ;)))
23:59:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Kekeke
23:59:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> I got hoes, in different area codes
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