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02:14:00 <UmpirePenis> Just smoked a point with me gurl
02:14:00 <UmpirePenis> ^^
02:14:00 <UmpirePenis> We fried
02:14:00 <UmpirePenis> I've been massaging her
02:14:00 <UmpirePenis> ;)))
02:14:03 <UmpirePenis> Just smoked a point with me gurl
02:14:11 <UmpirePenis> ^^
02:14:18 <UmpirePenis> We fried
02:14:37 <UmpirePenis> I've been massaging her
02:14:45 <UmpirePenis> ;)))
02:15:00 <UmpirePenis> Getting stiff whilst doing it
02:15:00 <UmpirePenis> Getting stiff whilst doing it
02:16:00 <UmpirePenis> Kissed her on the boobs
02:16:24 <UmpirePenis> Kissed her on the boobs
02:18:00 <UmpirePenis> We smoked a half weight between us
02:18:55 <UmpirePenis> We smoked a half weight between us
02:19:00 <UmpirePenis> $150
02:19:00 <UmpirePenis> $150
02:20:00 <UmpirePenis> Got the bill today for a new front door they installed........
02:20:00 <UmpirePenis> $1325.00
02:20:00 <UmpirePenis> Are they fucken on drugs or something.
02:20:26 <UmpirePenis> Got the bill today for a new front door they installed........
02:20:39 <UmpirePenis> $1325.00
02:20:58 <UmpirePenis> Are they fucken on drugs or something.
02:21:00 <UmpirePenis> Thirteen hundred bucks for a door
02:21:00 <UmpirePenis> That's fucken dog
02:21:12 <UmpirePenis> Thirteen hundred bucks for a door
02:21:26 <UmpirePenis> That's fucken dog
02:22:00 <UmpirePenis> The agreement is I pay 70 a week towards the bill
02:22:00 <UmpirePenis> That takes my weekly rent to $300
02:22:28 <UmpirePenis> The agreement is I pay 70 a week towards the bill
02:22:57 <UmpirePenis> That takes my weekly rent to $300
02:23:00 <UmpirePenis> Maggots take advantage of disabled people
02:23:00 <UmpirePenis> I am mentally disabled.
02:23:25 <UmpirePenis> Maggots take advantage of disabled people
02:23:40 <UmpirePenis> I am mentally disabled.
02:24:00 <UmpirePenis> Hope they feel great about it
02:24:01 <UmpirePenis> Hope they feel great about it
02:26:00 <UmpirePenis> My income is not much. And they want to take all my money and leave me broke and fucken poor
02:26:40 <UmpirePenis> My income is not much. And they want to take all my money and leave me broke and fucken poor
02:27:00 <UmpirePenis> This is a good quiet neighbourhood and it's private rental not that public housing bullshit
02:27:38 <UmpirePenis> This is a good quiet neighbourhood and it's private rental not that public housing bullshit
02:28:00 <UmpirePenis> I'll burn down their office and take them for alot more money they are siphoning out of me
02:28:34 <UmpirePenis> I'll burn down their office and take them for alot more money they are siphoning out of me
02:29:00 <UmpirePenis> But you need somewhere to live ay.
02:29:00 <UmpirePenis> So I just comply and agree
02:29:00 <UmpirePenis> ((:
02:29:13 <UmpirePenis> But you need somewhere to live ay.
02:29:23 <UmpirePenis> So I just comply and agree
02:29:28 <UmpirePenis> ((:
02:31:00 <UmpirePenis> I'm left with 220 after paying rent each week
02:31:00 <UmpirePenis> That's enough for the shit I need for a week
02:31:00 <UmpirePenis> But if I splurge on drugs.
02:31:04 <UmpirePenis> I'm left with 220 after paying rent each week
02:31:37 <UmpirePenis> That's enough for the shit I need for a week
02:31:55 <UmpirePenis> But if I splurge on drugs.
02:32:00 <UmpirePenis> :////
02:32:07 <UmpirePenis> :////
02:33:00 <UmpirePenis> The drugs come cheap, we'll all stay skinny cause we just won't eat
02:33:12 <UmpirePenis> The drugs come cheap, we'll all stay skinny cause we just won't eat
02:34:00 <UmpirePenis> Yeahhh yeahhh I wanna be a rock star
02:34:00 <UmpirePenis> ^^
02:34:12 <UmpirePenis> Yeahhh yeahhh I wanna be a rock star
02:34:17 <UmpirePenis> ^^
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06:38:29 <UmpirePenis> Hobbson has the tears streaming
06:38:34 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
06:38:35 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
06:38:38 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
06:39:37 <UmpirePenis> Sara has departed
06:39:51 <UmpirePenis> :0
06:47:01 <gremlinz> (01:23:39) (UmpirePenis) I am mentally disabled.
06:47:05 <gremlinz> clearly fucking evident.
06:48:38 <gremlinz> thankfully this channel exists so mentally incapacitated people like you can come and blurt shit out of that hole in your face and no one gives two flying fucks.
06:49:01 <UmpirePenis> It's great isn't it
06:50:23 <gremlinz> however if i see speak of things like wanting to kill someone or wanting someone dead, then they're going to get banned, and banned again, and you see the pattern here.
06:50:39 <UmpirePenis> Cool
06:51:03 <UmpirePenis> Where Wayne martz
06:53:03 <UmpirePenis> Sara shot me with a gel blaster
07:01:36 <UmpirePenis> Pump Action shot gun gel blaster
07:01:44 <UmpirePenis> Lol
07:11:00 <***> Buffer Playback...
07:11:00 <***> Playback Complete.
07:18:00 <***> Buffer Playback...
07:18:00 <UmpirePenis> [06:38:28] Hobbson has the tears streaming
07:18:00 <UmpirePenis> [06:38:33] AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
07:18:00 <UmpirePenis> [06:38:35] AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
07:18:00 <UmpirePenis> [06:38:37] AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
07:18:00 <UmpirePenis> [06:39:37] Sara has departed
07:18:00 <UmpirePenis> [06:39:51] :0
07:18:00 <gremlinz> [06:47:01] (01:23:39) (UmpirePenis) I am mentally disabled.
07:18:00 <gremlinz> [06:47:05] clearly fucking evident.
07:18:00 <gremlinz> [06:48:38] thankfully this channel exists so mentally incapacitated people like you can come and blurt shit out of that hole in your face and no one gives two flying fucks.
07:18:00 <UmpirePenis> [06:49:01] It's great isn't it
07:18:00 <gremlinz> [06:50:22] however if i see speak of things like wanting to kill someone or wanting someone dead, then they're going to get banned, and banned again, and you see the pattern here.
07:18:00 <UmpirePenis> [06:50:39] Cool
07:18:00 <UmpirePenis> [06:51:02] Where Wayne martz
07:18:00 <UmpirePenis> [06:53:03] Sara shot me with a gel blaster
07:18:00 <UmpirePenis> [07:01:36] Pump Action shot gun gel blaster
07:18:00 <UmpirePenis> [07:01:43] Lol
07:18:00 <***> Playback Complete.
09:02:00 <Chopper> <l00peyd0G> and then i come in here and have to put wit ur fucking shit cunt <-------- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
09:03:00 <Chopper> poor Hobbson
09:03:00 <Chopper> always cryingLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
09:40:15 <Chopper> lolololololllllll
09:51:00 <l00peyd0G> fuck u
09:51:00 <l00peyd0G> u fukn dog cunt
09:52:00 <l00peyd0G> ur a pathetic lowlife scum cunt who needs to DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
09:52:00 <l00peyd0G> DIE DIE DIE !
09:53:00 <l00peyd0G> WAKE ME UP THISD TIME OF MORNING YOU CUN T
09:53:00 <l00peyd0G> IF I HAD A GUN U BE DEAD !
09:58:52 <Chopper> what a sook
10:13:42 <UmpirePenis> Hobbson?¿
10:14:00 <Chopper> lolololololllllll yes
10:14:14 <UmpirePenis> Hobbson is crying himself to sleep like pisstopher shittings
10:14:28 <Chopper> <UmpirePenis> The fat stinky cunt in tears <------------------ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
10:14:33 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
10:14:36 <Chopper> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
10:14:37 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
10:14:37 <Chopper> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
10:14:38 <Chopper> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
10:14:39 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
10:29:00 <UmpirePenis> I'm high as fuck
10:29:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
10:29:00 <UmpirePenis> Sara here
10:29:00 <UmpirePenis> Shes moving back in I think
10:29:00 <UmpirePenis> :///
10:30:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
10:35:00 <Chopper> lolololololololllllll
10:36:00 <Chopper> want shard?
10:45:04 <UmpirePenis> Just got pulled up by copz
10:45:07 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
10:45:09 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
10:45:12 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
10:45:14 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
10:45:38 <UmpirePenis> They got nothing
10:45:59 <UmpirePenis> I'm onto them assholes imoz
10:46:05 <UmpirePenis> ^^
10:47:00 <l00peyd0G> PISS OFF
10:59:00 <Chopper> lolololololololllllll
10:59:00 <Chopper> always crying
11:14:00 <l00peyd0G> PISS OFF
11:14:00 <UmpirePenis> Lololopll
11:15:00 <UmpirePenis> We got 5 points for 150
11:15:00 <UmpirePenis> Fried as fuck
11:15:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
11:16:00 <l00peyd0G> PISS OFF
11:17:00 <l00peyd0G> IM GETTING OMLETTE
11:17:43 <Chopper> lolololololllllll
11:20:00 <l00peyd0G> LOVE FOOD
11:20:00 <l00peyd0G> U PIECES OF FUKN SHIT
11:20:00 <l00peyd0G> UR FAMLIES MUYST BE PROUD
11:21:00 <l00peyd0G> U FUKN CUNTS
11:21:00 <l00peyd0G> SOONER UR ALL CRIPPLED THE BETTER
11:26:00 <UmpirePenis> Lollz
11:27:00 <UmpirePenis> Got my chic got my gear got my money
11:28:00 <UmpirePenis> Everything is A - ok...
11:28:00 <UmpirePenis> Got a new rock dealer
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11:28:42 <l00peyd0G> go away
11:28:51 <l00peyd0G> lay off the drugs\
11:29:00 <UmpirePenis> She does 2 and half points for $50
11:30:00 <UmpirePenis> :)))) the best ever
11:31:00 <UmpirePenis> Big chunky rock
11:31:00 <UmpirePenis> Is the best ever ay
12:04:00 <l00peyd0G> fuck u'
12:05:00 <l00peyd0G> u fucking lowlife cunt
12:05:00 <l00peyd0G> slit ya own throat
12:05:00 <l00peyd0G> and bleed out
12:05:00 <l00peyd0G> u mutt
12:13:00 <l00peyd0G> u fucking cunt
12:13:00 <l00peyd0G> i hate u
12:16:00 <l00peyd0G> i fucking hate u so much
13:07:00 <Chopper> always crying
13:07:00 <Chopper> lolololololololllllll
14:07:00 <l00peyd0G> fuk u
14:07:00 <Chopper> whats wrong Hobbson lololololll
14:08:00 <l00peyd0G> ur family is still alive
14:08:00 <l00peyd0G> :((((((((((((
14:08:00 <Chopper> lolololololololllllll
14:08:00 <Chopper> WE OWN YOU
14:08:00 <Chopper> so owned lolololollll
14:18:00 <l00peyd0G> :(
14:47:00 <l00peyd0G> fuk u
14:55:00 <l00peyd0G> loser
14:55:00 <Chopper> ?
14:56:00 <Chopper> uncle chop chop will look after you
14:56:00 <Chopper> i got shard for you
15:03:00 <l00peyd0G> i dont want ur fucking shit cunt
15:03:00 <l00peyd0G> all i want is your family and friends dead
15:03:00 <l00peyd0G> thats all
15:03:00 <l00peyd0G> then i will be happy
15:05:00 <l00peyd0G> dead cunt walking
15:05:00 <l00peyd0G> Chopper is a DEAD CUNT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:05:00 <l00peyd0G> magggggggggggggggot!!
15:05:00 <l00peyd0G> FUCKING PATHETIC LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
15:10:00 <l00peyd0G> fuck off Chopper
15:22:00 <Chopper> lolololololololllllll
15:22:00 <Chopper> angry young man
15:22:00 <Chopper> there there Hobbson lololololllll
15:22:00 <l00peyd0G> what are u doing
15:22:00 <Chopper> ?
15:22:00 <Chopper> want shard?
15:22:00 <l00peyd0G> noi
15:23:00 <Chopper> soft
15:24:00 <Chopper> SMELLING SOME SERIOUSLY SMELLY MENS UNDERPANTS SMELLING SOME SERIOUSLY SMELLY MENS UNDERPANTS SMELLING SOME SERIOUSLY SMELLY MENS UNDERPANTS SMELLING SOME SERIOUSLY SMELLY MENS UNDERPANTS SMELLING SOME SERIOUSLY SMELLY MENS UNDERPANTS SMELLING SOME SERIOUSLY SMELLY MENS UNDERPANTS
15:25:00 <Chopper> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
15:25:00 <l00peyd0G> ?
15:25:00 <l00peyd0G> i just had sushi
15:26:00 <Chopper> pfft
15:26:00 <Chopper> soft
15:26:00 <l00peyd0G> jealous ?
15:26:00 <Chopper> soft cock
15:26:00 <Chopper> neck ya
15:26:00 <Chopper> put shard on it
15:26:00 <Chopper> lololololollolllllllll
15:26:00 <Chopper> OWNED
15:26:00 <Chopper> poor Hobbson
15:27:00 <Chopper> <UmpirePenis> I'm here to laugh at the expense of Hobbson <------------------ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
15:27:00 <Chopper> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
15:27:00 <l00peyd0G> whats the matter mate
15:27:00 <l00peyd0G> you seem upset
15:27:00 <Chopper> ?
15:28:00 <Chopper> poor Hobbson
15:28:00 <Chopper> 1<l00peyd0g1> i should go see mate and have a shot of meth <-------------- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
15:28:00 <Chopper> lololololololllllll
15:29:00 <l00peyd0G> you seem upset
15:29:00 <l00peyd0G> R U OK?
15:29:00 <Chopper> 1<+Sarah_Gellar> oooooh whos that l00peyd0g1 fuckhead <-------------- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OWNED
15:30:00 <Chopper> 1<UmpirePenis> The fat stinky cunt in tears <------------------ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
15:30:00 <l00peyd0G> R U OK?
15:31:00 <Chopper> ?
15:31:00 <l00peyd0G> i want to know if u are ok
15:32:00 <Chopper> where you hiding nev?
15:32:00 <l00peyd0G> ?
15:32:00 <l00peyd0G> i dont hide
15:32:00 <l00peyd0G> im at home
15:32:00 <l00peyd0G> come around
15:37:00 <l00peyd0G> u here
15:49:00 <l00peyd0G> ?
15:59:00 <l00peyd0G> :**(
16:55:13 <l00peyd0G> loser
17:28:00 <***> Buffer Playback...
17:28:00 <l00peyd0G> [16:28:22] sleeeeep
17:28:00 <l00peyd0G> [17:19:33] oh here we go
17:28:00 <e|f> [17:19:47] hi
17:28:00 <l00peyd0G> [17:19:58] hello e|f
17:28:00 <e|f> [17:20:06] how is life treatin' ya
17:28:00 <l00peyd0G> [17:20:25] shit
17:28:00 <l00peyd0G> [17:20:26] u
17:28:00 <e|f> [17:20:33] i can't complain
17:28:00 <l00peyd0G> [17:21:17] ok
17:28:00 <e|f> [17:21:50] where abouts in aus are ya - Perth? i forget
17:28:00 <l00peyd0G> [17:23:02] yeah
17:28:00 <e|f> [17:23:17] ok
17:28:00 <***> Playback Complete.
17:43:38 <l00peyd0G> u should fucking die u cunt
17:43:40 <l00peyd0G> die
17:43:43 <l00peyd0G> die die die
18:18:18 Quit: l00peyd0G ([email protected]) Z-Lined: 24hr ban - do not tell ppl to die or kill themselves
18:27:41 <UmpirePenis> Hobbson
18:27:54 <UmpirePenis> Bye Hobbson
18:28:12 <UmpirePenis> Now he will be perspiring tears
18:28:14 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18:28:16 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18:28:18 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
19:12:00 <***> Buffer Playback...
19:12:00 <l00peyd0G> [16:55:13] loser
19:12:00 <l00peyd0G> [17:43:38] u should fucking die u cunt
19:12:00 <l00peyd0G> [17:43:40] die
19:12:00 <l00peyd0G> [17:43:43] die die die
19:12:00 <UmpirePenis> [18:27:41] Hobbson
19:12:00 <UmpirePenis> [18:27:53] Bye Hobbson
19:12:00 <UmpirePenis> [18:28:12] Now he will be perspiring tears
19:12:00 <UmpirePenis> [18:28:14] AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
19:12:00 <UmpirePenis> [18:28:16] AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
19:12:00 <UmpirePenis> [18:28:17] AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
19:12:00 <***> Playback Complete.
19:20:00 <UmpirePenis> Sweaty testicles
19:20:57 <UmpirePenis> Sweaty testicles
19:22:00 <UmpirePenis> Where's me m8 Mr martz
19:22:00 <UmpirePenis> Lololololllll
19:22:11 <UmpirePenis> Where's me m8 Mr martz
19:22:21 <UmpirePenis> Lololololllll
19:50:00 <Chopper> lolololololllllll
19:50:00 <Chopper> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
19:50:43 <Chopper> lolololololllllll
19:50:45 <Chopper> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
19:50:47 <Chopper> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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21:27:00 <UmpirePenis> Kek
21:27:00 <UmpirePenis> Just acquired a $300 pair of Oakley sunglasses
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21:27:36 <UmpirePenis> Kek
21:27:58 <UmpirePenis> Just acquired a $300 pair of Oakley sunglasses
21:28:00 <UmpirePenis> :))))))
21:28:00 <UmpirePenis> Prizms
21:28:04 <UmpirePenis> :))))))
21:28:13 <UmpirePenis> Prizms
21:30:00 <Chopper> noice
21:30:00 <Chopper> wheres Hobbson lololololollll
21:30:00 <Chopper> crying again lololololllll
21:30:00 <Chopper> 4,1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
21:30:24 <Chopper> noice
21:30:39 <Chopper> wheres Hobbson lololololollll
21:30:47 <Chopper> crying again lololololllll
21:30:50 <Chopper> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
21:30:51 <Chopper> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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22:40:00 <AndroUser2> Sara asked me to go to her place cause she's alone and scared
22:40:45 <AndroUser2> Sara asked me to go to her place cause she's alone and scared
22:41:00 <AndroUser2> I'll be there in approx 15min. ((:
22:41:04 <AndroUser2> I'll be there in approx 15min. ((:
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