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00:12 <T-Town> Tim-Sim
00:30 <Tim-Sim> ok
00:49 <Agent> Set it up fewl
00:53 <Agent> However you wanna play
01:19 <couleurs> i'm erni
01:32 <Agent> Don't believe
02:28 <Agent> Tim-Sim cunt
02:29 <Agent> Doo eet
17:48 <T-Town> good work Tim-Sim
26:16 <Tim-Sim> lol
26:21 <Agent> Lol that was so terrible :)
26:31 <Agent> When champ select starts, the very first thing you wanna do is call Top lane
26:42 <Agent> In those blind pics, whoever calls a position first, gets to play it
27:55 <Tim-Sim> I went top but that dude cracked it
28:01 <Agent> Because he called it
28:16 <Agent> He had dibs on it
28:39 <Agent> Unless one of you is a support, you don't want two people in a lane, it weakens both of you
28:48 <Agent> So when he called it and you went there anyway, he got mad, and he was right to
29:13 <Tim-Sim> well it wasn't very nice
29:14 <Agent> PvP etiquette: In champ select, call your desired position in chat before you lock in a champ
29:27 <Agent> If someone else calls it before you, let them have it and call something else
29:32 <Tim-Sim> getting pinged with yellow exclamation marks
29:32 <Agent> Your problem is that you only know two positions :P
29:44 <Agent> Yeah. Remember that LoL is a very toxic community
29:52 <Agent> You make the slightest mistake (and that was a huge one) people gonna get mad
30:24 <Agent> Don't take it to heart
30:28 <Agent> People are cunts
30:57 <Agent> I think you made the right decision to go bottom lane though
31:07 <Tim-Sim> I got slaughtered
31:11 <Agent> Of course
31:24 <Agent> You weakened the ADC by pairing up with him when neither of you was a support
31:33 <Agent> Therefore bottom lane was a lost cause
32:15 <Agent> It might be wise for you to learn the support position next
32:48 <Agent> To be perfectly honest, it's the least favoured position, but I think it's still a lot of fun and you will almost always have a position to fall back to, cause nobody else wants it :P
33:15 <Agent> If someone calls Top and ADC before you can, you'll have to fall back into some other position
33:22 <Agent> You could go midlane I guess with your Annie
33:42 <Tim-Sim> hmm
33:46 <Agent> Jungle is the position that requires the most knowledge to play though, I had intended to teach you that position last
34:05 <Agent> You can jungle with only a little bit of instruction but you will only just barely be a passable jungler until you've mastered all four other positions
34:22 <Agent> Cause what the jungle does is almost entirely dependant on what the other players on the team are doing, and you have to understand what they're doing before you can react to it
34:25 <Agent> If that makes sense
34:57 <Agent> That being said, Jungle is probably the least stressful position to play, and you can be passable at it with only a little bit of practice
35:28 <Agent> It'll teach you map awareness, which is a critical skill
35:43 <Agent> Did you buy any jungle champs? I don't recall
35:45 <Agent> Who do you have unlocked
35:46 <Agent> ?
36:19 <Agent> Tryndamere can jungle at low levels I suppose. He's not the best choice, but passable
37:16 <Agent> ...I'm pretty sure you don't even read most of what I type. I should stop lol.
37:39 <Agent> Let's just play more games. Practice will teach you as well
38:22 <Tim-Sim> I'm reading, just a bit tired tonight
38:29 <Agent> All g
39:09 <Agent> Maybe you should learn a simple support
39:12 <Agent> See if you like the position
41:31 <Tim-Sim> ok
41:36 <Agent> Maybe you should try out Blitzcrank, he's a nice and easy support to play, and he's tanky so he doesn't die as often as the casters
41:40 <Tim-Sim> against bots?
41:44 <Agent> Yeah
41:50 <Agent> See if you can afford blitzcrank
41:57 <Agent> I'm still looking at other options
42:34 <Agent> Um
42:36 <Agent> Did you buy blitzcrank?
42:39 <Tim-Sim> I have 4610
42:41 <Tim-Sim> no
42:57 <Agent> I'm just having a quick runthrough to see what good supports we might set you up with
43:06 <Agent> Morgana might be a good choice too
43:34 <Tim-Sim> the "show owned" filter stopped working
43:58 <Agent> It's working for me
44:03 <Agent> Though I'm looking in Collections, not Store
44:37 <Tim-Sim> store\
44:39 <Agent> We can consider Janna
44:51 <Agent> I don't like her as much but she's a top tier support
45:15 <Tim-Sim> ohg yeah nah, it works
45:42 <Agent> Let's have a real good look at Morgana
45:51 <Tim-Sim> I already have morgana
45:53 <Agent> I think she's a good pick all round but you'll have to learn caution
46:08 <Agent> Blitzcrank is a "charge in there and force a fight" kind of support
46:29 <Agent> Morgana is a "stand back and wait for the right moment" kind of support
47:09 <Agent> THey both require clear line of sight and skill shots to land their main power
47:10 <Agent> Hmmmm
47:20 <Agent> Well if you already have morgana let's train with her
47:59 Quit: couleurs ([email protected]) Quit: kek
48:24 <Agent> Ok just fill this game up with easy bots
48:30 <Agent> Or intermediate, whatevs
51:26 <Agent> You didn't give us any teammates
51:31 <Agent> We're gonna lose before we have time to practice
52:18 <Tim-Sim> we will win!!!!!!
58:20 <T-Town> .
07:33 <Demrahc> 0_o
08:16 Quit: coolverine ([email protected]) Quit: My MacBook has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz…
09:38 <Agent> Ok lessons: Don't damage minions at all if I'm in lane with you. Never stand still - angle for a shot with your Q. If you land a Q, or if you see me engaging, get a W under their feet.
10:25 <Tim-Sim> ok
10:53 <Demrahc> Bello minions? :o
11:00 <Agent> Quit out, Tim-Sim
11:03 <Agent> This won't be meaningful practice
11:11 <Agent> You have to set it 5v5. The enemy bots will go in random lanes
11:33 <Agent> Bello minions!
12:16 <Agent> I'm gonna go Ashe because you know how she works
12:22 <Agent> Might be able to better predict what I"m doing
12:27 <Tim-Sim> ok
12:57 <Agent> Try to stand way back. As a caster support you can't afford to take damage, ever
13:12 <Agent> Just move around, be unpredictable so they can't stand anywhere safe.
13:15 <Agent> If you can fire a Q, do it
13:23 <Agent> If you hit something, follow up with a W
13:26 <Tim-Sim> ok
13:32 <Agent> You fucked it
13:33 <Agent> Quit
13:41 <Agent> I have quit
13:43 <Tim-Sim> ok
13:50 <Agent> Select your shit first, then read and chat :P
13:50 <Tim-Sim> what was the problem?
13:54 <Agent> You didn't pick a champ
14:01 <Agent> Your time ran out and you got auto selected someone at random
14:01 <Tim-Sim> oh
14:31 <Agent> Ok so
14:33 <Agent> Stay right back
14:36 <Agent> Don't ever take damage
14:39 <Agent> Keep moving, angle for a Q
14:41 <Tim-Sim> ok
14:43 <Agent> If you hit a Q, followup with a W
14:44 <Agent> That's it.
14:45 <Tim-Sim> then w
14:47 <Agent> That's your core job.
14:49 <Tim-Sim> yeah
14:55 <Tim-Sim> I got this man
14:57 <Agent> There's more to it, but babysteps :P
15:06 <Agent> You only ever need one point in Q
15:14 <Agent> And it should be your first point
15:20 <Tim-Sim> that's not very many
15:22 <Agent> After that, get as many points into W as you can, so that followup actually does some damage.
15:29 <Tim-Sim> ok
15:39 <Agent> More points causes more damage, but damage isn't why you use Q. It's the stun, which is got from the first point.
16:02 <Agent> You want your points in W, so the followup actually hurts.
17:25 Join: SoupNazi ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
19:51 <Demrahc> SoupNazi now why does that name ring a bell
20:12 <Demrahc> hey Agent, Tim-Sim look boobs
20:16 * Demrahc points
21:23 <Demrahc> nope? ok BAI!
21:27 Part: Demrahc ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
30:13 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: BEEP BEP
44:50 <Tim-Sim> boobs?
44:54 <Tim-Sim> where?
46:42 <bubblegum> Tim-Sim, i thought you were gay
49:29 <Tim-Sim> why?
50:05 <bubblegum> BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE ME
50:10 <Agent> It's ok mittens
50:20 <Agent> I'll take you into a dark backroom and throw you a pityfuck
50:30 <bubblegum> no thanksssssssssssssss
50:40 <Tim-Sim> I never said I don't like you
50:41 <bubblegum> i'm a classy girl
51:25 <bubblegum> so are you saying you like me
51:27 <Agent> It's gotta be dark cause if I see you I'll lose my boner, and it's gotta be a backroom cause I don't wanna be seen with you
51:30 <Tim-Sim> no
51:45 <Agent> Lol that's so mean
51:54 <bubblegum> Agent, i'm not ugly :(
51:59 <Agent> Lol I was only joking
52:04 <Agent> I've never seen your pic, I wouldn't know
52:19 <bubblegum> plenty floating around
52:25 <Agent> Send me one
52:41 <bubblegum> no
52:46 <Agent> Lol ok
52:51 <President_Trump> lol
52:57 <President_Trump> yeh leave the lights off shes a real heffer
55:36 <bubblegum> mmhmm
00:26 <President_Trump> o.O
00:48 <Agent> Narr
00:52 <Agent> I'm a lights on kinda guy
01:10 <bubblegum> i'm not
01:17 <Agent> Well
01:37 <Agent> There's something to be said for sex in midnight darkness
01:58 <bubblegum> it might be a succubus
02:04 <Agent> Wellllll
02:06 <Agent> I suppose that's possible
02:10 <Agent> I've been lucky so far
02:48 <bubblegum> getting lucky with the succubi you mean?
03:10 <Agent> Lucky as in, no girl that I've had sex with in the dark has turned out to be a succubus yet
04:30 <bubblegum> oh but
04:36 <bubblegum> do you have any really bad exes
05:35 <Agent> Define 'bad'
05:43 <Agent> My most recent two ex's didn't do me any favours
05:56 <Agent> All the rest were good girls
05:59 <bubblegum> did they make you cryy
06:01 <Agent> Yap
06:20 <bubblegum> there you go
06:26 <Agent> Fair enough lol
07:19 <Agent> Well, my ex just plain left
07:32 <Agent> She's not really a bad girl, she just had life priorities
07:43 <Agent> She moved to Japan to become a model, which was a life dream she had since before she met me, so I had to let her go
08:01 <Agent> She was young, wasn't in it for the long haul anyway
08:40 <Agent> But, there were tears over that one cause I was serious about her
08:41 <Tim-Sim> why didn't you just throw acid in her face?
08:58 <Agent> But I knew I couldn't keep her
09:02 <Agent> She'd have stayed if I'd asked her to
09:10 <Agent> But then she'd have resented me for being an obstacle to her life goals
09:17 <Agent> So I decided not to make a thing of it and let her go
10:13 <Agent> My ex before her cheated on me, that wasn't much fun
10:27 <Agent> All my ex's before them were ordinary mutual-understanding breakups
10:28 <bubblegum> <@Tim-Sim> why didn't you just throw acid in her face?
10:30 <bubblegum> <@Tim-Sim> why didn't you just throw acid in her face?
10:32 <bubblegum> <@Tim-Sim> why didn't you just throw acid in her face?
10:33 <Agent> Well I don't hate her
10:35 <Agent> Lol
10:35 <bubblegum> wtf
11:27 <Agent> And I don't think she'd have been particularly inclined to stay with me had I acid'd her
12:23 <bubblegum> sounds like you know how to pick 'em
12:32 <bubblegum> do you go for the pretty ones?
12:41 <Agent> https://imgur.com/a/vKlzvPG
12:42 <Agent> This is her
13:27 <bubblegum> very modely
13:40 <Agent> I don't mind me a pretty girl, but I like the fun ones more. Don't have to be shit-hot to draw my eye - even though this one happened to be gorgeous
15:58 <Agent> https://imgur.com/a/BmO3g3g
16:26 <Agent> https://imgur.com/a/Osqbjlp
16:37 <bubblegum> she definitely is
16:43 <Agent> https://imgur.com/a/ZMlPcSQ
17:26 <bubblegum> this might sound weird but her waist to hip ratio is really rare
17:33 <Agent> I know
17:50 <Agent> She had hips and a thigh gap, full shoulders and tiny little waist
17:54 <Agent> Unusual ratio
17:58 <Tim-Sim> the shoulders on the blue dress look silly
18:49 * Agent shrugs
18:50 <Agent> I don't mind them
19:13 <Agent> The one of her on one knee with the black pants and white top, I'd say that's my favourite pic of her
19:15 <bubblegum> they're alright but i wouldn't wear them myself
20:41 <Tim-Sim> nah, they look silly
21:06 <Agent> How did we end up talkin about my ex's anyway
21:08 <Agent> I don't even remember
21:27 <Agent> Oh yeah, being lucky with succubi
22:33 <bubblegum> succulent succubi
24:17 <Agent> Nah never been enslaved
24:47 <Agent> Tell us about your ex then mittnz
25:00 <bubblegum> i've mostly been the villain
25:04 <Agent> Figures
25:10 <Agent> You got a partner currently?
25:11 <bubblegum> so it's not a nice conversation
25:20 <bubblegum> i do but we are on a break
25:27 <Agent> Hahaha
25:30 <Agent> I hate that
25:33 <Agent> What the fuck is a break
25:35 <Agent> :P
25:53 <Agent> That doesn't mean anything to a dude, just so you know
26:01 <bubblegum> basically don't talk/see them daily because you do nothing but fight
26:03 <Agent> All a guy hears is "I don't want to see you anymore"
26:08 <bubblegum> i know
26:19 <bubblegum> i'm enjoying it though
26:22 <Agent> And if you do nothing but fight, that's a breakup stupid
26:28 <Agent> And if it's not it should be
26:48 <Agent> Don't waste time on someone who doesn't get you
26:49 <bubblegum> well i spent the day out with him on saturday and it was really good
26:54 <bubblegum> so it mighttt be working
26:58 <Agent> Also that's not a breaj
27:02 <Agent> If you spend days with him lol
27:03 <bubblegum> i'm pretty difficult
27:12 <Agent> Yeah he can have you, eh :P
27:16 <bubblegum> lol
27:35 <Agent> I'm not gettin' into any fights over a girl who doesn't know what she wants
27:38 <Agent> Talk about mixed signals
28:06 <Agent> "We're on a break and I don't want to see you anymore - but let's hang out on Saturday it'll be great"
28:16 <Agent> "Oh hey Saturday was really good but we're still on a breal"
28:32 <Agent> Poor bloke's gotta be scratchin his head a bit
28:42 <bubblegum> wellllll
28:48 <bubblegum> i am supposed to make some changes
28:57 <Agent> Wait a minute
29:02 <Agent> Did you decide that you're on a break or did he
29:38 <bubblegum> he demanded i change some things and i said not yet
29:40 <Agent> If you're the one who's sposed to make changes, sounds like he's the one who put you on a break
30:01 <Agent> How long have you been on break for? I'm half expecting you to say six months
30:29 <bubblegum> so the break is mostly until i prove that i'm getting on with it.. and i don't want to so i'm glad to be on it
30:42 <bubblegum> probably a month now
30:56 <Agent> Ok so let's hear it then - what are you sposed to change?
32:42 <bubblegum> he wants me to stop wearing colour contacts
32:42 <BlastFromThePast> <bf> Stop talking about horoscopes! <mittens> it did say i'd face hostility today...
32:54 <Agent> Haha
36:04 <bubblegum> BlastFromThePast, that's actually happened
36:23 Quit: T-Town ([email protected]) Quit:
37:30 <BlastFromThePast> are there any straight males into astrology though?
38:25 <BlastFromThePast> GreekSnake is massively into it, somehow even reconciling the Eastern Zodiac into the western/Bablyonian one too. Didn't know that was possible
38:27 <Agent> I know all about it :(
38:38 <Agent> Jewellery, too, and fucking Reiki Energies
38:42 <Agent> From the ex I posted pics about
38:43 <BlastFromThePast> LOL
38:44 <bubblegum> some of the best astrologers are actually men
38:44 <Agent> She was all spiritual and shit
38:50 <bubblegum> and plenty are male
38:54 <bubblegum> er, straight
38:59 <Agent> I was never into it but had a sort of amused tolerance to it
39:01 <bubblegum> the men are male.
39:03 <Agent> And I just kinda learned it
39:09 <Agent> From her activities
39:25 <bubblegum> did she go on about moon in this and moon in that?
39:28 <bubblegum> every few days
39:37 <bubblegum> it's moon in cancer so i don't feel like going out
39:37 <Agent> She knew I didn't buy into it so she didn't bore me, but I still picked up a lot of shit form her
39:52 <bubblegum> can i guess your sign?
39:58 <bubblegum> even if i don't know you well
39:58 <Agent> She was all about arranging particular combinations of stones in particular patterns in her apartment to conduct positive energies
40:00 <bubblegum> i get two guesses
40:11 <Agent> And she'd burn Sage weekly to clear out negative energy
40:33 <Agent> And she got herself qualified as an Ascended Reiki Healer, which aparently is the most powerful a person can become in Reiki energies
40:35 <BlastFromThePast> Agent is a Virgo
40:36 * Agent scratches his head
40:54 <bubblegum> thanks blastttt
41:05 <BlastFromThePast> I've seen them do it in person. Really Bizarre
41:07 * Agent refuses to confirm or deny Virgo status
41:13 <BlastFromThePast> Just standing there with the hands out
41:17 <Agent> Mittnz can have a guess
41:22 <Agent> Maybe she'll guess Virgo too or maybe she won't
41:33 <bubblegum> i haven't seen you in enough situations
41:41 <Agent> I'll give ya 3 guesses, I'll tell ya if you get it
41:46 <Agent> 25% chance of fluking it mate
41:49 <Agent> Have a stab lol
42:07 <bubblegum> you must be virgo
42:13 <bubblegum> you like cleaning out the trolls
42:30 <bubblegum> i am moon in virgo
42:33 <Agent> Is that your guess?
42:35 <bubblegum> yes
42:37 <Agent> ARE YOU SURE????
42:41 <bubblegum> yes
42:46 * Agent clucks his tongue
42:49 <Agent> Tried to give you an out
42:52 <Agent> Nap it's not Virgo
42:54 <Agent> :P
43:01 <BlastFromThePast> Aquarius?
43:02 <bubblegum> 3 guesses though
43:05 <bubblegum> he's not
43:07 <Agent> Yap 3 guesses
43:09 <Agent> 2 left
43:12 <Agent> Bombed out on one
43:19 <Agent> Blast doesn't actually know
43:24 <bubblegum> it was influenced though
43:27 <Agent> I... don't know who Blast is, unless that's not his/her regular nick
43:32 <bubblegum> and i matched it up with a quality i knew about you
43:43 <Agent> I thought it was Psidog for a while, but I'm not certain
43:44 <President_Trump> Sanitarium?
44:14 <BlastFromThePast> Does psidawg still come around?
44:16 <bubblegum> gemini
44:29 <Agent> Well if you're not psidog then probably not. I'm still not sure you're not him
44:32 <Agent> BUBBLEGUM
44:34 <Agent> ARE YOU SURE THIS TIME
44:40 <President_Trump> if it's not psidawg, then he probably deserves a ban
44:55 <bubblegum> no but you are very talkative
45:03 <Agent> Yeah but if it is Psidawg he can't admit to it cause he'll get lined immediately
45:10 <bubblegum> so i'm SURE
45:15 <Agent> ROOLY DOOLY SURE?
45:23 <bubblegum> yup
45:28 <Agent> Nap it's not virgo either
45:30 <Agent> STRIKE TWO
45:32 <Agent> I mean
45:37 <Agent> It's not Gemini either
45:38 <bubblegum> omg
45:42 <bubblegum> aries
45:48 <bubblegum> i give up
46:06 <Agent> What
46:15 <Agent> You can't guess and then immediately surrender without finding out whether your guess was right
47:01 <BlastFromThePast> If I took all this stuff seriously I'd say Capricorn
47:02 <bubblegum> it's my way of saying it's too early in our friendship to guess such things
47:28 * Agent churns the earth under his mighty hooves and charges across the room to headbutt Bubblegum
47:30 <bubblegum> i forgot all about capricorn
47:40 <bubblegum> are you aries?
47:43 <bubblegum> then
47:46 <Agent> Nap
47:47 <Agent> Lol
47:49 <bubblegum> bah
47:50 <bubblegum> ffs
47:55 <bubblegum> CAPRICORN
47:59 <Agent> I just churned the earth and charged to headbutt you
48:14 <Agent> I suppose goats headbutt stuff
48:16 <Agent> But nap
48:20 <Agent> Not Capricorn either
48:22 <bubblegum> wiw
48:23 <bubblegum> wow
48:39 <bubblegum> i feel like you're just pulling my leg now
48:50 Quit: President_Trump ([email protected]) Quit:
48:51 <Agent> Nap
48:53 <Agent> I don't pull legs
49:08 <Agent> You've guessed 1/3 of the zodiac now
49:10 <Agent> Lol
49:19 <Agent> And I've given you a massive giveaway hint
49:24 <Agent> So you get one more guess
49:34 <bubblegum> a crab
49:42 <Agent> Lol
49:47 <BlastFromThePast> Sagittarius
49:53 <Agent> Did you already forget about the churning hooves and charging and headbutting stuff
50:04 <bubblegum> i guessed aries at the time
50:10 <Agent> TAURUS MATE, FUCKING TAURUS
50:11 <Agent> GO HOME
50:16 <bubblegum> fuck
50:17 <Agent> lol
50:19 <bubblegum> i'm so upset
50:22 <Agent> Hahahaha
50:27 <BlastFromThePast> LOL
50:39 <bubblegum> *shakes head*
50:48 <bubblegum> you don't seem super stubborn though
50:54 <BlastFromThePast> bubblegum, visit the new born section in hospital tomorrow and guess their starsigns
51:01 <Agent> I get mistaken for being stubborn
51:05 <Agent> But that's not what it is
51:16 <Agent> It's difficult to change my mind, but it's not because I don't want to change my mind
51:21 <Agent> It's because I accept nothing on authority
51:26 <BlastFromThePast> That's why I said Capricorn
51:29 <bubblegum> BlastFromThePast, i'll surely get it right in the 5th time!
51:33 <Agent> You can't change my mind just by telling me I'm wrong, or that a million people disagree with me
51:38 <bubblegum> the whole zodiac is hooved
51:45 <Agent> But if you show me that I"m wrong, evidence, proof, logic, that will work
51:49 <Agent> That's not stubbornness
52:12 <bubblegum> i'm taurus ascendant and i can't live without my routine
52:18 <BlastFromThePast> The problem is that evidence is subject to your worldview/bias
52:21 <bubblegum> add moon in virgo for terrible ocd
52:30 <bubblegum> and sagittatius sun for high ambitions
53:02 <bubblegum> and you this situation
54:05 <bubblegum> the whole chart makes you, really
54:09 <bubblegum> not just your sun sign
54:23 <bubblegum> but Agent would know all about the birth chart, right?
55:28 <bubblegum> they fell aleep
55:31 <bubblegum> i bored them to sleep
55:32 <Agent> A little
55:45 <bubblegum> it's actually past my bed time
55:45 <Agent> I didn't study it, I just picked up what Mo used to go on about lol
56:06 <Agent> What time is it over there
56:10 <bubblegum> 1
56:17 <Agent> I don't know what the time difference is between our cities
56:29 <bubblegum> 1 hours i think
56:30 <bubblegum> er
56:32 <bubblegum> @*
56:33 <bubblegum> fgnbfg
56:34 <Agent> ROFL
56:34 <bubblegum> omg
56:36 <bubblegum> 2*
56:36 <Agent> Yeha it's 2
56:39 <Agent> Cause it's 3 here
56:54 <bubblegum> you should know that, being an avid irc-er
57:50 <Agent> I'm not sure why being an IRC'er should make me aware of timezones :P
58:07 <bubblegum> becaues you talk to people from all over australia i guessss
58:18 <bubblegum> sleepy time
58:34 <Agent> Most of the people I talk to are in Melbourne
58:51 <bubblegum> that's discrimination
58:54 <Agent> I'm the only one around here from my city, and as far as I know you're the only one from yours
00:23 <bubblegum> alll by myselffff
00:36 <Agent> I've been there twice
00:48 <Agent> I like it there, I almost moved there
01:57 <bubblegum> it's not as exciting as over there
02:13 <bubblegum> but we have...
02:14 <bubblegum> uh
02:26 <bubblegum> a lot of fresh air
02:35 <Tim-Sim> 11:11 in Perth = 1:11 in Melbourne
02:41 <bubblegum> 1:12 :(
02:43 <Agent> You've got a flat city with one simple train line, warm weather and clear flat beaches with clean sand
03:04 <bubblegum> why are you still awake tim-sim
03:18 <Tim-Sim> got a headache, feel like shit
03:24 <Tim-Sim> contemplating suicide
03:29 <bubblegum> sleep helps that
03:35 <bubblegum> all of the above
03:43 <Tim-Sim> yeah, got a gas wall heater
04:39 * bubblegum hugs Tim-Sim
04:50 <Agent> Are you gonna jump off somethin?
04:56 <Agent> Will it make nice art when you land?
05:05 <Tim-Sim> pro hart
05:09 <Agent> Hahahah
05:34 <bubblegum> D :
05:49 <Agent> Mittnz doesn't like that :(
06:04 <bubblegum> you people are sick
06:10 <Agent> Haha
06:24 <Agent> It's just a joke. I picked up a morbid sense of humour from my last job
06:35 <bubblegum> i know it was
06:43 <Agent> Had to be able to laugh at dark shit in that job
06:45 <Agent> Or you'd go nuts
07:05 <bubblegum> i seeee
07:20 <bubblegum> but i shall ask another time
07:27 <Agent> Awwww
07:30 <Agent> I was gonna 20 Questions you
07:51 <Agent> You were supposed to go "BUT WHAT WAS YOUR LAST JOB" and I was gonna go "20 QUESTIONS, WORK IT OUT, GO!"
08:09 <bubblegum> can i get one guess
08:15 <Agent> Sure
08:17 <bubblegum> paramedic
08:20 <Agent> Nap
08:28 <bubblegum> okay next time
08:35 <Agent> You won't be able to go without guessing again
08:47 <bubblegum> i have amazing self control
08:48 <Agent> I already know you well enough to know that :P
09:05 <Agent> I'm not convinced, you'll have one more go before you leave :P
09:08 <bubblegum> a psychiatric nurse
09:12 <Agent> Hahahahahaha
09:23 <Agent> Nop
09:40 <bubblegum> hmph
10:01 <Agent> Don't have a tantrum with me girl
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10:06 <bubblegum> save some for tomorrow
10:07 <Agent> You've still got 18 questions to go
10:11 <bubblegum> tim just leaves
10:16 <Agent> Lol he does that
10:17 <bubblegum> like WE'RE NOTHING TO HIM
10:26 <bubblegum> ffs
10:30 <Agent> Hahahaa
10:32 <bubblegum> LOL
10:34 <bubblegum> -caps
10:44 <Agent> I've got you now
11:03 <bubblegum> if i don't go i'll be grumpy af in the morning
11:19 <Agent> But if you go without guessing my former profession you'll be grumpy af now
11:30 <bubblegum> NOPE
11:32 <bubblegum> lol
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11:42 <Agent> Aaaahahahahahaha
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23:48 <T-Planet> Here she is
23:56 <hell`o> he
24:00 <T-Planet> she
24:00 <hell`o> hello T-Planet
24:10 <T-Planet> Greetings
24:20 <hell`o> red bull
24:23 <hell`o> drinking
25:06 <T-Planet> Ending the week like it started.
25:08 <T-Planet> Fried as.
25:15 <hell`o> k
25:53 <T-Planet> :)
26:03 <hell`o> i feel fried too
26:12 <hell`o> visual distortions
26:19 <T-Planet> I look like i been up for a week.
26:24 <T-Planet> Brilliant.
26:30 <hell`o> i look like a month been awake
26:58 <T-Planet> You're on prescription drugs.
27:02 <T-Planet> Worse of em all.
27:07 <T-Planet> They will knock u out
27:29 <hell`o> i got to get pills later on
27:53 <T-Planet> im sorting a few ounces of crystal methamphetamine
28:14 <hell`o> k
29:03 <T-Planet> Excellent.
31:17 <T-Planet> Just going to pack a quick Pipe for Breakfast
31:23 <T-Planet> I'll be with you soon.
32:18 <hell`o> ok
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39:08 <roll> ROFL @ the delusions of grandeur that are developing in the user T-Planet.
39:18 <hell`o> hi roll
39:41 <roll> hi hell`o
48:39 <T-Planet> ?
49:00 <T-Planet> very good observations there roll.
49:12 <T-Planet> as you can see we're only getting stronger each day
49:20 <T-Planet> :)
50:17 <roll> in your own mind perhaps.
50:54 <T-Planet> thank you roll
50:59 <T-Planet> it is a very strong mind
51:03 <T-Planet> :)
51:22 <roll> A very strong imagination.
51:30 <T-Planet> actions speak louder than words.
51:46 <roll> You can't act.
51:52 <T-Planet> exactly.
51:56 <T-Planet> ur a good man
51:59 <T-Planet> very observant.
51:59 <roll> Speak up then :)
52:11 <roll> faggot.
52:14 <T-Planet> cant act for shit becoz im real. im a star son
52:20 <T-Planet> a fucking superstar.
52:31 <roll> you can't move before I say so son.
52:47 <T-Planet> yeah i aint moving netime soon
52:53 <roll> Good girl.
53:11 <T-Planet> ur talking to the man here mate
53:16 <T-Planet> #1
53:27 <roll> number one meth user.
53:41 <roll> proper respect for being a huge drug user.
54:13 <T-Planet> cheers mate
54:17 <T-Planet> love it
54:52 <T-Planet> love the illicit drugs
55:02 <roll> I know it's hard, to keep up with number 1 aka me.
55:11 <T-Planet> dont need to
55:16 <roll> you'd need alot of stimulation to be even 1/8th as good as me.
55:20 <roll> yes you do.
55:21 <T-Planet> im a leader.
55:27 <roll> you are a junky.
55:31 <roll> without glory.
56:09 <T-Planet> i tell it like it is
56:19 <T-Planet> try and call me anything u see fit
56:21 <roll> and a semi-closeted homosexual possibly another transexual.
56:30 <T-Planet> coz i just dont care
56:33 <T-Planet> what u think
56:36 <T-Planet> or any other cunt
56:40 <T-Planet> for that matter
56:48 <T-Planet> im just glad u took a second to think of me
56:52 <roll> you do, it's why you stayed awake all night to be here when I'm most active.
56:57 <roll> brb kid
57:00 <T-Planet> its 1 entire second more than i give to you
57:02 <T-Planet> SIKR.
57:06 <T-Planet> SIr.
57:21 <T-Planet> IM GOIN HAVE A HOT SHOWER .
57:23 <roll> yes you need to step up your game for any more attention.
57:32 <T-Planet> AND I'LL ROLL INTO WORK...........
57:37 <T-Planet> 1HR LATE.
57:50 <roll> lol where is your dead pedo brother / cousin whatever?
57:54 <T-Planet> i dont need the attention.
58:00 <roll> oh that's right he was shot in the belly awww
58:06 <T-Planet> dont need no ego
58:07 <roll> course you do, you require it.
58:13 <T-Planet> coz im already kind of a big deal.
58:16 <T-Planet> so u know.
58:20 <T-Planet> blow me
58:23 <T-Planet> bitch
58:25 <roll> ok kid im off
58:30 <roll> breakfast etc
58:33 <T-Planet> i got meth to smoke
58:34 <T-Planet> etc
58:37 <T-Planet> bbs
58:39 <roll> go have a sleep babes
58:47 <T-Planet> nope
58:50 <roll> yes you will be
58:53 <T-Planet> going into work look like utter shit
58:55 <T-Planet> hahaha
59:03 <roll> no you'll be going to bed
59:16 <T-Planet> nope
59:16 <roll> but anyway, you have had enough of my time this morning.
59:23 <T-Planet> well
59:28 <T-Planet> why dont u fuck off then
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54:49 <roll[afk]> fuck that was a nice shower.
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06:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Tim-Sim
40:24 <roll[afk]> lol
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51:52 <panew> well well well
51:54 <panew> look what we have here.
51:59 <panew> shitmish and frostshit
52:02 <panew> wheres b1rd shit
52:13 <panew> ah thats roll[afk]
52:45 <panew> shitmish / frostshit SPEAK UP
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23:41 <TheMole> I am TheMole
23:50 <TheMole> We have much to discuss
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11:13 <panew> shitmish and tim-sim shitter - didnt pass grade 8 mathematics
11:19 <panew> now they're angry
11:23 <panew> punishing heros
11:58 <Tim-Sim> fuck you are a liar
12:33 <Tim-Sim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3hTwsvJV_A
12:36 <BlackDevil> Youtube: why you always lying (Sep 13, 2015) Length: 0:10 - Category: Film & Animation - 1,776,257 views - 22,626 likes (97.3%), 620 dislikes (2.7%)
14:14 <panew> so tim-sim why so madd this afternoon?
14:16 <panew> no pussy?
14:55 <panew> qc
34:31 <panew> tim-sim so angry he wont talk
34:35 <panew> poor timmy jiggler
34:42 <panew> holy fuk im a hero.....damn
44:12 <panew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU3ozNmlldw
44:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: OFFICIAL VIDEO: KING CHIP - BLK ON BLK - 44108 - NEW 2013 (Sep 11, 2013) Length: 4:30 - Category: Comedy - 23,068 views - 223 likes (97%), dislikes (3%)
44:17 <panew> 44108
44:18 <panew> 44108
46:54 <Tim-Sim> shit song
47:50 <panew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW-9TcDTKa8
47:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: JJ DOOM - GUV'NOR (Aug 23, 2012) Length: 2:32 - Category: Music - 3,393,921 views - likes dislikes
49:20 <panew> qc tu
50:13 <panew> try this one then tim-sim
50:14 <panew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb1E5XNheqw
50:17 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MF DOOM - Questions (Jun 20, 2009) Length: 3:06 - Category: Music - 2,167,787 views - 15,294 likes (98.5%), 233 dislikes (1.5%)
52:56 <panew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHMwRRY_V8
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fredo Santana Feat. Young Scooter "I Need More" (Rest In Peace) (WSHH Exclusive - Music Video) (Jan 21, 2018) Length: 3:09 - Category: Music - 666,260 views - 21,381 likes (97.6%), 517 dislikes (2.4%)
53:20 <panew> quick few cones
53:22 <panew> (QFC)
53:32 <panew> got a couple plugs but i think i need more
53:34 <panew> think i need more
53:36 <panew> think i need more
53:40 <panew> got all these bricks coming in
53:43 <panew> think i need more
53:44 <panew> think i need more
54:51 <Tim-Sim> bricks?
55:04 <Skirmish> one pork chop (80g net protein) and a generous serving of pan fried streaky bacon (100g), sliced mushrooms and cabbage.
55:12 <Tim-Sim> compressed bricks of marijuana?
55:28 <Tim-Sim> sounds tasty
55:30 <panew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE
55:33 <Tim-Sim> very tasty
55:34 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bobby Shmurda - Hot N*gga (Aug 1, 2014) Length: 3:18 - Category: Music - 451,397,943 views - 2,649,100 likes (93.4%), 186,762 dislikes (6.6%)
55:40 <Skirmish> Looks it too.
55:49 <panew> well hello there shitmish
55:58 <panew> having servving sizes for fatasses again?
56:04 <panew> looool @ the jjumbo fatass
56:20 <Skirmish> The goblin is on repeat again today.
56:36 <panew> sso shitmish u didnt answer if your parents were fatasses too cos u were fat since birth (bigtime jumbo)
56:43 <panew> SPEAK UP shitmish
57:12 <panew> im surprised you didnt die before u were 2 years old because u were so fat
57:26 <panew> or your parents thrown you off a cliff cos u were such an uggly fuk
57:47 <panew> sso shitmish u didnt answer if your parents were fatasses too cos u were fat since birth (bigtime jumbo)
57:47 <Skirmish> They probably couldn't lift me to throw because they are so fat and I am so fat.
57:49 <panew> SPEAK UP shitmish
57:50 <Skirmish> Think about it.
58:00 <panew> yes u were bigtime jumbo
58:05 <panew> 2 tonner at birth
58:09 <panew> shat out by your mother
58:18 <panew> shes got a hanging pussy now like one of those african earrings
58:59 <panew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9a9O9hVLaY
59:02 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SD - Don't Believe Me (Official Video) Shot By @AZaeProduction (Dec 26, 2013) Length: 3:31 - Category: Music - 6,566,160 views - 46,230 likes (96.5%), 1,698 dislikes (3.5%)
02:06 <panew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sAvTQFeQCw
02:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SD (Feat. Chief Keef) - Global Now | Shot By @AZaeProduction (May 3, 2012) Length: 3:44 - Category: Entertainment - 5,069,994 views - 17,472 likes (94.9%), 941 dislikes (5.1%)
02:48 <Skirmish> What is on the menu for you Tim-Sim?
03:04 <Skirmish> The fatty goblin is no doubt eating some junk
03:08 <Tim-Sim> just sipping a cup of tea atm
03:20 <Tim-Sim> will have a servo sandwhich later
03:46 <Tim-Sim> *sandwich
06:10 <panew> nice a servo sandwich
06:16 <panew> tim-sim jiggler gotta goto work now
06:22 <panew> HAVE A GOOD DAY MR JIGGLER
06:27 <panew> dont be so mad when u get back
06:30 <Tim-Sim> yeah :/
06:44 <panew> go out and get a hooker
06:46 <panew> then return
06:53 <panew> stop being like asd pedos
07:26 <Skirmish> I think Tim-Sim hand options besides paying for sex like you are forced to do because you are smelly and repulsive goblin.
07:30 <Skirmish> has*
09:12 <Skirmish> Might have the start calling the goblin, bega goblin because he's mass producing cheese due to his lack of personal hygiene
09:23 <hell`o> just saw one my angels
09:36 <hell`o> i want kiss her
09:51 <hell`o> no matter what
10:02 <hell`o> i had sex with her once
10:30 <hell`o> but i ashamed all time
10:51 <Tim-Sim> is that you Chris?
10:59 <hell`o> yes
11:06 <Tim-Sim> hey are you going?
11:17 <hell`o> going ok
11:22 <Tim-Sim> very good
11:26 <Tim-Sim> have a nice day
11:32 <Tim-Sim> I'm off to work
11:35 <hell`o> k
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12:30 <hell`o> woman i saw
12:38 <hell`o> would be enough friends for me
12:43 <hell`o> if i wasnt shit scared
13:21 <hell`o> next time i just going say things in life got me down
13:22 <panew> heres a good pic of my car when it was new https://i.imgur.com/siijCLp.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ZUpj6nm.jpg
13:25 <hell`o> i want u bad
13:34 <panew> thats for u skirmish / shitmish
13:56 <hell`o> i love u s
13:59 <panew> car only got 2200 kms on it
14:03 <hell`o> lol
14:17 <hell`o> i getting horny about someone i slept with before
14:21 <hell`o> is that wrong
14:32 <hell`o> going cry
15:07 <hell`o> should eat havent in 3 days nearly
15:08 <panew> so tisk when did u stop the crack
15:12 <panew> because weed doesnt make u talk like that
15:16 <panew> unless ur trying to be funny
15:30 <hell`o> i saw pure cougar
15:35 <hell`o> i touched before
16:16 <hell`o> going insane
16:25 <hell`o> more than was
16:44 <hell`o> i think i loser and i annoy ppl
16:52 <hell`o> or else i would have good friends
17:04 <Skirmish> ROFLMAO using carsales pics
17:34 <hell`o> i will eat soon
17:38 <hell`o> not best food
17:40 <hell`o> thanx s
17:44 <hell`o> love u s
17:51 <Skirmish> Busted again bega goblin.
18:32 <panew> thats the ccar shitmish
18:42 <panew> u saw the other photos jumbo
18:47 <Skirmish> It's a car off the carsales website.
18:47 <panew> not sure what the problem here is
18:59 <panew> link me
19:19 <Skirmish> The watermark is still on the pictures you just linked! ROFLMAO
19:35 <Skirmish> https://i.imgur.com/ZUpj6nm.jpg <--- Bottom left corner.
19:43 <panew> so it is... thats the pics i downloaded from there after i bought it
19:46 <panew> for resale purposes
19:51 <panew> kid'd jumbo'd
19:53 <Skirmish> ROFLMAO
20:06 <Skirmish> You loser. Just like the national "amex" credit card.
20:18 <panew> ur a jumbo receptionist lol
20:23 <panew> theres no point giving u more evidence
20:25 <hell`o> if i didnt see
20:27 <panew> u cant comprehend it correctly
20:28 <hell`o> i would not eat
20:35 <hell`o> thank u
20:38 <Skirmish> There is no evidence. You made it all up. You're full of shit.
20:50 <Skirmish> You're a loser with a drug addiction on dsp. Nothing more.
20:52 <hell`o> that i fucked a stunning woman
20:55 <hell`o> Skirmish?
20:57 <hell`o> i did
21:02 <hell`o> its true
21:12 <panew> shitmish why are you such a bigtime jumbo fatass
21:17 <panew> can i have your parents contact details
21:20 <hell`o> most embarrsing time of my life
21:21 <panew> i want to ask them some questions
21:26 <hell`o> and they live close by
21:36 <hell`o> thats why i cried
22:43 <hell`o> hottest chick
22:48 <hell`o> and i scared
22:53 <hell`o> when i seen her naked
23:00 <hell`o> paranoid schizophrenia sucks
24:54 <Skirmish> lol @ 'downloaded the pics off the carsales website for resale purposes'
25:02 <Skirmish> This is going into pastebin.
25:26 <panew> the jumbo fatass (TDS) is amused by the smallest of things due to his income being so small
25:32 <panew> its psychologically clear
25:36 <panew> by the way shitmish comes across online
25:41 <panew> as well as being a pedofile rockspider
25:42 <Skirmish> Amused at how you always expose yourself as a liar.
25:57 <panew> the boyz got details on u shitmish, raping young girls in newcastle
26:14 <Skirmish> If you had details on me you would be using them.
26:22 * Skirmish yawns at the empty threats
27:18 <Skirmish> brb, adding to pastebin.
30:31 <Skirmish> Done.
30:34 <Skirmish> bbl
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49:46 <panew> he;; brb going to grab a cafe coffee double shot
49:47 <panew> he;; taking the SS out
49:47 <panew> he;; quick cone before i go
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03:19 <panew> a'
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14:05 <hawhawhaw> gotta go do a shit
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16:41 <panew> excellent zline evading laicality pedo
19:55 <T-City> b1rd sh1t
38:04 <hawhawhaw> oko is a pedo
45:14 <panew> well hallo there hawhawhaw aka b1rdshit
45:18 <panew> where is shitmeah
45:27 <panew> might give her a call now see how liz is going
45:32 <panew> pick up the phone again b1rd
45:35 <panew> say 'nigga'
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17:58 <sawnan> glenn pedo will become more active around this time as the kids are coming home from school
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42:05 * seaner slaps sawnan around a bit with a large trout
42:29 <Glenn> <*smirk*>
42:48 <seaner> schools out for the day
42:55 <seaner> funny sawnan is ALWAYS on at this time
43:00 <seaner> and makes same comment
43:04 <seaner> very interesting.
43:16 <seaner> speak up sawnan
43:20 <seaner> you're in the hot seat
43:24 <seaner> answer to your accusations
43:28 <BlackDevil> sweaty balls after school
43:51 <Glenn> Yeah, not gone without notice. Always active about now, but distracts others from the fact by defamation.
44:26 <seaner> generally what one thinks others do/possible of doing/capable of, is because them selves are in the same mindset
44:50 <seaner> those who accuse, often are those doing that of which they accuse
45:08 <seaner> this channel is an absolutely fine example of that!!
45:34 <sawnan> seaner pedo / blackpedo / glenn pedo chime in
45:36 <seaner> for example mr b1rd -> hawhawhaw
45:38 <sawnan> well hello there pedos
46:09 <sawnan> interesting that you are all online right now
46:14 <sawnan> when the kids are straggling home
46:20 <sawnan> u get the weak ones dont u glenn / seaner pedo
46:35 <sawnan> the ones falling behind the pack
46:57 <BlackDevil> i love me seaner pedo
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55:02 <seaner> doesnt make sense?
55:06 <seaner> at home on IRC
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55:57 <seaner> sawnan you are a disturbed individual
56:14 <seaner> more than likely needing to be instituionalised
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09:30 <notatroll> https://ibb.co/dx5nPo
09:48 <notatroll> :)
10:14 <notatroll> Just did that for u guys
10:19 <notatroll> Bbl
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10:31 <T-City> LOL
19:59 <Skirmish> Did you miss the goblin pasting pictures of "his car" using carsales pictures T-City?
20:28 <sawnan> shitmish what u going on about now, jumbo?
20:41 <sawnan> ive got the fastest most expensive car on austnet
21:03 <Skirmish> That you need to use pics from carsales to prove you have it ROFL
21:43 <Skirmish> https://i.imgur.com/ZUpj6nm.jpg <---- Here is a picture of his car! Note the watermark in the bottom left.
21:50 * Skirmish falls off the chair laughing.
22:15 <Skirmish> The bega goblin got rikkity rekt son.
22:28 <sawnan> so the car was advertized originally on carsales? whats the problem shitmish? your imagination doesnt take you far, although that isnt uncommon for people with a 60-70 iq and who are receptionists
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25:30 <hawhawhaw> lollllllll
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26:24 <hawhawHAW_> enjoy my shitpic cunts?
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39:50 * T-Galaxy looks down on T-City and shakes his head
41:36 * T-Galaxy gets out his hunting knife and waves it around in the face of T-City
41:42 * T-Galaxy goes in for the kill
41:56 <T-Galaxy> STAB STAB STAB
42:02 <T-Galaxy> take that T-City!
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53:15 <l00peyd0g> so boss son just informed me hes away next week to work out % to see if im happy with them haha
53:29 <l00peyd0g> i think they expect me to negotiate
55:16 <l00peyd0g> next 2 weeks be interesting
55:44 <T-City> You're full of shit l00peyd0g
55:48 <T-City> admit you got sacked
56:40 <l00peyd0g> he just told me he asked how i was going but i just came back from 2hr lunch break
56:47 <l00peyd0g> said i aint done shit
56:59 <l00peyd0g> wow
57:06 <l00peyd0g> why would i ever get sacked
57:08 <l00peyd0g> :D
57:46 <l00peyd0g> well the offer is going to be me working from home anyway.
57:53 <l00peyd0g> wont have to come to this office
58:19 <l00peyd0g> and they wont be paying me a wage.
58:53 <l00peyd0g> told him other day 12k/mth was the absolute minimum.
59:24 <l00peyd0g> as i got my own clients to make money
00:03 <l00peyd0g> i do believe the execution of my exit strategy is playing out well
00:27 <T-City> You talk shit hobbs
00:39 <T-City> They can't wait to see you leave
05:02 <l00peyd0g> haha
05:11 <wankwankwank> l00peyd0g, is a faggot
05:13 <l00peyd0g> why they making me work out the 4 weeks then
05:14 <T-City> You are a burden to their company
05:18 <l00peyd0g> hahahaha
05:41 <T-City> It was an agreement, 4 weeks notice so there was no backlash from you crying unfair dismissal
05:42 <T-City> eyc
05:46 <T-City> etc&
05:57 <T-City> Hobbs is a cancer to any company he works for
06:07 <wankwankwank> true that
06:25 <wankwankwank> he should be banned from the workforce
06:46 <T-City> Indeed
06:54 <T-City> Not government payments for hobbs either
06:58 <T-City> he doesnt deserve them
08:16 <wankwankwank> yeah
08:24 <wankwankwank> should be put on a worldwide blacklist
08:34 <wankwankwank> a homosexual list for people who black off
08:39 <wankwankwank> (slack off)
09:45 <T-City> The company Hobbs works for is doing a clean out
09:52 <T-City> Time to take out the trash they said to him
09:57 <wankwankwank> getting rid of the dead wood
10:03 <T-City> Indeed
10:08 * wankwankwank waves bye bye to l00peyd0g 
10:15 <T-City> No point in holding onto strings better left to frey
10:23 <wankwankwank> ^
12:01 <l00peyd0g> its really not up to me to negoitate
12:05 <T-City> They looked at the figures and all agreed no one need to need to pick up the slack on hobbs departure as there is no slack to pick up
12:13 <l00peyd0g> as far as im concerned im leaving in two weeks time.
12:14 <wankwankwank> lol
12:24 <l00peyd0g> my intentions were made clear when i put in my notice.
12:33 <T-City> Hobbs will be in the unemployment line
12:54 <l00peyd0g> if they want to bring something to me they can but
12:59 <T-City> they couldnt carry hobbs any longer
13:17 <l00peyd0g> i wont be forced into taking on any client i dont want
13:24 <l00peyd0g> :D
13:34 <T-City> There are no clients hobbs
13:45 <T-City> Its all an illusion
14:22 <l00peyd0g> i put on 3 new clients this past week mother fucker
14:53 <l00peyd0g> your the only one having illusions
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16:03 <T-City> l00peyd0g: they cant wait to see the back of you
16:17 <rdy4trump> does he have a nice back!
16:26 <T-City> The company is going through a restructure and they have no room for passengers
17:02 <rdy4trump> who will do the porn sites if loopy dont do them!
18:01 <T-City> The company are sick and tired of l00pey and have decided its best if the two part ways
18:25 <T-City> He's been on their bandwagon for long enough
18:29 <l00peyd0g> not my fault you dont have a skill thats in demand T-City
18:35 <T-City> He will not be riding their coat tails any longer
18:36 <l00peyd0g> U my friend
18:41 <l00peyd0g> are disposable.
19:07 <wankwankwank> l00peyd0g is a loser
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19:56 <T-City> Not only will the company be saving money on paying his wage, but people more suited to his tasks will do them and do them better
20:23 <Rabbit> are these trolls giving you a hard time l00pyd0g my good friend?
20:43 <rdy4trump> lol? rabbit lay me an egg
21:02 * Rabbit meows
21:14 <rdy4trump> chocolate egg for tim
21:30 <l00peyd0g> its all good
22:04 <l00peyd0g> i just told them that the boss's son is taking a week off next week and working out the percentages then coming back to me hoping i will like them
22:52 <l00peyd0g> there minds cant comprehend something like that occuring
23:02 <l00peyd0g> they have jobs anyone can do
23:04 <l00peyd0g> dime a dozen
23:29 <T-City> LOL
23:53 <l00peyd0g> unfortunately when i fuck off they just cant replace me and risk 400k/pa
24:05 <l00peyd0g> so good luck
24:14 <l00peyd0g> not my fault i decided i want a bigger slice
24:15 <l00peyd0g> cunt
24:19 <l00peyd0g> im getting to old for this shit
24:28 <T-City> Tell u where you will be getting a bigger slice from?
24:33 <T-City> us^
24:54 <l00peyd0g> maybe my current clients i work with outside of my full time job?
25:17 <l00peyd0g> oh thats right
25:21 <l00peyd0g> i bill them what i want
25:33 <l00peyd0g> dumb cunt
25:55 <Rabbit> he does what tisk does, rambles on about something thats only in his head
25:56 <l00peyd0g> why u gotta hate
26:10 <l00peyd0g> who gives a shit
26:16 <l00peyd0g> better than being a spasticated cunt
26:27 <Rabbit> he got his meth hit today
26:35 <l00peyd0g> today
26:36 <l00peyd0g> tomorow
26:37 <l00peyd0g> everyday
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26:44 <l00peyd0g> every1 paid me today
26:54 <l00peyd0g> just a nice 5k
27:00 <l00peyd0g> hit the bank
27:08 <l00peyd0g> lets see how fast i can burn through that
27:09 <T-City> Show bank transfer
27:16 <RonShittings> lol
27:16 <l00peyd0g> give me 348hrs
27:19 <l00peyd0g> 48hrs
27:22 <RonShittings> who's this faggot
27:24 <l00peyd0g> that wil be down to zero!
27:25 <RonShittings> l00peyd0g
27:29 <RonShittings> T-City is a faggot
27:33 <RonShittings> Skirmish is a faggot
27:35 <l00peyd0g> ZERO TO HERO IN 48HRS FLAT!!!!!!!!!!
27:37 <l00peyd0g> ZERO TO HERO IN 48HRS FLAT!!!!!!!!!!
27:37 <RonShittings> l00peyd0g i a faggot
27:37 <Frosty> Bunch of losers
27:41 <RonShittings> wankwankwank is a faggot
27:42 <RonShittings> yes
27:43 <rdy4trump> RonShittings has a niceb um
27:44 <l00peyd0g> ZERO TO HERO IN 48HRS FLAT!!!!!!!!!!
27:45 <RonShittings> bunch of losers
27:45 <l00peyd0g> ZERO TO HERO IN 48HRS FLAT!!!!!!!!!!
27:50 <RonShittings> rdy4trump is a faggot
27:57 <rdy4trump> thanks
28:05 <T-City> Greetings Frosty
28:16 <Rabbit> HERO TO ZERO IN 48 SECS FLAT!!!!!!!!!!!
28:19 <Frosty> Getf
28:20 <rdy4trump> is tisk on tonight
28:22 <l00peyd0g> ZERO TO HERO IN 48HRS FLAT!!!!!!!!!!
28:23 <sawnan> hello frostshit / lumeah shitter
28:24 <rdy4trump> hes cool
28:24 <Frosty> No
28:34 <sawnan> frostshit / shitmeah SPEAK UP hoe
28:34 <RonShittings> Hi Frosty
28:38 <RonShittings> asl?
28:58 <wankwankwank> 69 m uranus
28:58 <rdy4trump> meet her at the rsl?
29:02 <l00peyd0g> time to go get some btc
29:21 <RonShittings> Frosty is a faggot
29:22 <l00peyd0g> then i can purchase bulk drugs
29:26 <Rabbit> lol @ l00peyd0g what a guy
29:26 <RonShittings> SoupNazi is a faggot
29:27 <l00peyd0g> and come back here and ramble on
29:29 <l00peyd0g> FAGGOTS
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29:54 <rdy4trump> loopy are they jelly bout your cool job
30:08 <l00peyd0g> yeah bro i guess
30:12 <l00peyd0g> dont like people doing well
30:17 <l00peyd0g> try and bring u down
30:31 <Frosty> Drug dealer?
30:39 <l00peyd0g> but i know what im doing
31:00 <l00peyd0g> i dont deal drugs
31:45 <RonShittings> l00peyd0g seems like the biggest faggot here
32:51 <rdy4trump> RonShittings dont kiss and tell!
33:17 <RonShittings> I stand corrected
33:22 <RonShittings> rdy4trump is the biggest faggot here
33:23 <l00peyd0g> i sense that im the only person here who is obviously one step ahead of every1 else at all times
33:36 <rdy4trump> wankwankwank have a webcam?
33:38 <rdy4trump> lolol
33:40 <l00peyd0g> so with that being said
33:44 Quit: l00peyd0g ([email protected]) Quit:
34:01 <rdy4trump> loopy so cool
34:22 <rdy4trump> RonShittings u know of tisk/chris?
34:28 <RonShittings> ye
34:30 <rdy4trump> hes a legend right
34:35 <RonShittings> hes a faggot
34:38 <sawnan> frosty / frostshit / shitmeah SPEAK UP
34:39 <RonShittings> hell`o
34:42 <sawnan> frosty / frostshit / shitmeah SPEAK UP
34:43 <sawnan> frosty / frostshit / shitmeah SPEAK UP
34:49 <RonShittings> rdy4trump = nate?
35:02 <rdy4trump> yes it is me, old mate fattie
35:02 <RonShittings> thought so
35:07 <RonShittings> nate pedo prett faggot
35:08 <RonShittings> nate pedo prett faggot
35:08 Join: Glenn ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
35:09 <RonShittings> nate pedo prett faggot
35:16 <sawnan> welcome glenn pedo
35:17 <RonShittings> Welcome Glenn pedo
35:33 <rdy4trump> we all are waiting for trump to come on
35:45 <RonShittings> maybe you nate pedo, prett faggot.
35:49 <rdy4trump> lol
35:56 <rdy4trump> just agree
36:38 <rdy4trump> i may have to take a fat nap
36:41 Quit: rdy4trump ([email protected]) Quit:
36:54 <RonShittings> Glenn speak up
38:25 <sawnan> glenn pedo your attention is requested
38:59 <sawnan> anyone got glenn pedos azn bf's photo?
39:01 <sawnan> please post
39:42 Join: steven ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
39:52 <steven> found a chair for lumeah gurl
39:53 <steven> http://prntscr.com/jxxkf3
41:37 <sawnan> lumeah / frosty / shitmeah look at that image
41:44 <sawnan> thats definitely your chair isnt it girl
57:51 Join: Xm ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
58:14 <RonShittings> xm is a pedo
58:48 <sawnan> agreed
59:09 <RonShittings> Glenn has been idle 3mins 25secs, signed on Fri Jun 22 17:44:34 2018
59:12 <RonShittings> Speak up Glenn
59:19 <RonShittings> Don't be hiding son
00:51 Quit: Xm ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
01:31 <steven> https://www.facebook.com/wannabedave/videos/1735597763161833/
04:24 <wankwankwank> steven is a transexual
04:39 <RonShittings> Speak up Glenn
05:27 <Glenn> RonShittings... how about you settle down a bit before you attract unwanted attention, OK?
05:43 <RonShittings> tough guy aye
05:56 <RonShittings> how about you speak up when asked to son
06:24 <RonShittings> Then we might not have these problems glenn pedo
14:57 <sawnan> glenn pedo he has a point
15:04 <sawnan> you should SPEAK UP when asked
16:21 <RonShittings> Glenn Pedo hasnt been cooperating as of late
17:25 <sawnan> glenn pedo what is your young azn bf doing? did u suck the shit from his asshole today?
17:31 <sawnan> bcos ur pedo
17:36 <steven> faggots
17:45 <Glenn> Indeed.
18:04 <wankwankwank> shut your face steven you smelly abo cunt
18:31 <sawnan> wankwankwank / b1rd what is frosty / frostshit / shitmeah doing now
18:36 <sawnan> or what u 2 chatting about in private chat
19:24 <sawnan> frosty, how many kfc family packs did you destroy today hun?
19:26 <sawnan> 12?
19:40 <RonShittings> kfc shitter
31:06 Quit: sawnan ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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47:49 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h couleurs
49:02 <couleurs> pedos
50:12 <RonShittings> couleurs pedo
50:20 <RonShittings> well known
50:22 <RonShittings> full blown
50:23 <RonShittings> pedo
05:10 Quit: wankwankwank ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
06:48 * RonShittings RUNS toward couleurs, VAULTS the table, LEAPS over the chair, SPRINTS forward, POUNCES on couleurs, PUSHES them to the floor, PRESSES their body close, LOOKS them right in the eye and whispers in their ear... GOT ANY GUM?
12:08 <couleurs> shut up fat rosh
13:34 <RonShittings> SaraSerina
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36:45 <mib_lj6ca0> cc anyone playing soccer tonite?
37:40 <couleurs> me
37:52 <mib_lj6ca0> P.O.D. - Boom
38:27 <couleurs> Freestyler RoK Da MiCRoFoNe
57:53 Quit: BlastFromThePast ([email protected]) Quit: .
03:41 <mib_lj6ca0> cc luv
08:52 Join: President_Trump ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
08:52 <couleurs> :P~~~~~~~~~~~~
09:16 <President_Trump> emu burger anyone?
11:20 Join: BlastFromThePast ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
12:21 <mib_lj6ca0> hi trump!
12:26 <mib_lj6ca0> luv u
14:33 <President_Trump> tennis?
14:55 Join: Demrahc ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
15:31 Quit: Demrahc ([email protected]) Quit:
15:51 <mib_lj6ca0> beach?>
16:39 <President_Trump> mac?
29:36 Join: mittens ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
31:18 <hell`o> hi mittens
31:30 <hell`o> i made 30minute mix mashup of vocal tracks
31:33 <hell`o> :P
31:38 <hell`o> 606meg wave file
31:39 <couleurs> :P~~~~~~~~~~~~
31:46 <hell`o> uploading to soundcloud
32:35 <hell`o> its got bone thugs tupac adele britney and stuff
34:16 <mittens> hi hell`o
34:23 <mittens> it's got everything then
34:49 <hell`o> yes
34:57 <hell`o> live too recording
35:04 <hell`o> me making it
35:55 <steven> shit people only dream of
36:36 <President_Trump> funkwa around?
36:39 <steven> yes
36:45 <steven> he is my personal dj for the night
36:58 <steven> anyone want a look in it will be $5 paypal per head
37:50 <President_Trump> i heard he was doing a private show in a shed
37:58 <President_Trump> some millionaire
38:56 <steven> lolz
39:01 <steven> yes he was on skype with me
39:02 <mittens> avant garde millionaire
39:09 <steven> watched my drive home
39:42 <couleurs> NiCe
49:30 Join: Demrahc ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
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06:51 <hell`o> i made another 25 live remix
06:55 <hell`o> 25minutes lol
08:01 Join: MiaXx ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
08:15 <MiaXx> miaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa <3
08:16 <hell`o> hi MiaXx
08:19 <hell`o> :)
08:20 <MiaXx> hey you
08:25 <hell`o> hey
08:40 <hell`o> i remix crazy tunes
08:44 <hell`o> to easy
08:46 <hell`o> lols
08:50 <President_Trump> go Brizal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09:06 <MiaXx> dont speak like couleurs
09:15 <couleurs> Mia Grrl!!!!!!!
09:42 <couleurs> go Basil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:36 <MiaXx> bbrrrrrrr its colld
11:01 <MiaXx> just about to tuck myself into bed.. hold your horses
11:12 <hell`o> i rocking the beats
11:19 <hell`o> megamashups
11:25 <couleurs> waitin' 4 match.......
11:28 <couleurs> TiK ToK
11:31 <MiaXx> who playing
11:37 <MiaXx> i cant believe argentina 3-0
11:38 <MiaXx> lol
11:39 <MiaXx> wtf
11:55 <MiaXx> i feel... confused
11:56 <couleurs> brasil vs costa rica
12:01 <MiaXx> confused and disorientated
12:05 <couleurs> argentina are shit
12:08 <MiaXx> brazil should win
12:22 <MiaXx> oh i think messi stuffed it up that last game, not the croatia one, the one before that
12:23 <couleurs> brasil were 2
12:26 <MiaXx> and theyve lost confidence
12:46 <MiaXx> i woke up relatively early today, and then went to bed and woke up at 3
12:53 <MiaXx> something eating gilbert!
13:15 <MiaXx> i need a shower, butwhats one more day
13:23 <MiaXx> ill wait till later, or tomorrow
13:57 <President_Trump> how many days has it been?
15:25 <MiaXx> i dont know..
15:35 <MiaXx> not too bad.. I went out like this
15:40 <MiaXx> but I need one tody or tomorrow
15:49 <MiaXx> its scarier having a shower than not having one
18:40 <President_Trump> when? i need to tell oko
19:22 <MiaXx> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yHoa4MR0W4
19:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Post Malone - Better Now (Lyrics/Lyric Video) (May 22, 2018) Length: 3:21 - Category: People & Blogs - 7,673,238 views - 75,559 likes (97.3%), 2,128 dislikes (2.7%)
19:29 <MiaXx> i dont know hun.. its not important
19:52 Quit: T-City ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
22:54 <MiaXx> i cant believe I quit smoking
22:57 <MiaXx> I quit gambling
23:01 <MiaXx> I quit having sex
23:05 <MiaXx> I quit coffee
23:12 <couleurs> G'Day Lucy Zeliche
23:14 <MiaXx> I quit everything
23:23 <MiaXx> lucy had some pimples yesterday
23:26 <mib_lj6ca0> i quit cc, nOT
23:29 <MiaXx> she must of been cursing
23:35 <couleurs> when u gon quit irc Lol
23:37 <MiaXx> candaian club?
23:54 <couleurs> she in red 2 nite cos her team won
23:56 <MiaXx> well i start school soon, semester 2.. might do so then
24:05 <MiaXx> oouu
24:10 <BlastFromThePast> Quit coffee? Got another source of caffeine?
24:12 <MiaXx> im not following, I could have
24:26 <MiaXx> yeah Vs and Red Bull, the obsession is cheaper
24:44 <BlastFromThePast> Just had a can of V today, needed it as I only had four hours of sleep
24:46 <MiaXx> I think if I didnt have caffeine, Id sleep 15hrs
24:50 <couleurs> hehe now they showing messi crying RiP
24:56 <MiaXx> Messi.. Gosh
25:11 <President_Trump> best part of world cup is watching the big teams crash and burn
25:27 <President_Trump> hopefully brizal lose tonight
25:33 <MiaXx> ah wells..im not passionate about soccer anymore
26:02 <couleurs> go costa diego rico
26:22 <MiaXx> diego garcia
26:46 <couleurs> best was maradona crying with his 2 watches on each wrist
26:52 <couleurs> biggest fraud eva
26:53 <couleurs> lols
26:58 <MiaXx> lol
27:17 <MiaXx> i need a hug
27:29 <MiaXx> from a good looking muscly gu
27:30 <MiaXx> y
27:47 * couleurs nudges mib_lj6ca0 
27:51 <MiaXx> lol
28:03 <MiaXx> not a mircer
28:16 <MiaXx> someone with a bit of LIFE experience
28:20 <President_Trump> mib_lj6ca0 has a big love muscle if that counts
28:23 <MiaXx> mircers fall short in that department
28:30 <MiaXx> it definitely does PT
28:31 <MiaXx> lol
29:29 <MiaXx> i want the flake mcflurry
29:35 <MiaXx> i want to try it
29:42 <MiaXx> perhaps tuesday, if they still sell it
29:52 <MiaXx> oh im so sad
30:29 <BlastFromThePast> So you're not going to quit chocolate
30:30 <couleurs> yeap
30:56 <MiaXx> no.. i dont eat enough to need to quit it
31:16 <MiaXx> one kisss is all it takessss
31:20 <MiaXx> fall in loveee with meeee
31:24 <MiaXx> possibilitiiiiesss
31:28 <couleurs> lol 1 of the brasil guys is FAGNER
31:31 <MiaXx> one kiss is all it takes lol
31:49 <couleurs> also jesus again fuck that guy
32:00 <MiaXx> theyll win the Cup
32:08 <MiaXx> Argentina or brazil
32:14 <couleurs> play white teeth
32:14 <MiaXx> i told idiot PT a long time ago
32:29 <MiaXx> Space Force
32:40 <couleurs> it will be spain
32:41 Nick: MiaXx is now known as SpaceForceLady
32:46 <President_Trump> oh right they are both about to bomb out so good prediction myer
32:59 <SpaceForceLady> brazil will kick ass in this game
33:05 <couleurs> yeap real good plays ya bets bois
33:20 <SpaceForceLady> lol
33:27 <SpaceForceLady> all in Sargent
34:02 Nick: SpaceForceLady is now known as SpaceForceProtection
34:08 <SpaceForceProtection> thats better
34:11 <mib_lj6ca0> i think trump will have a shower soon!
34:25 <SpaceForceProtection> meh
35:07 <SpaceForceProtection> Ill have one at about 11ish
35:22 <SpaceForceProtection> I should read the book Im to read
35:39 <President_Trump> the person i would like to couple up with is.... mib_lj6ca0
37:17 <steven> nate do u even lift
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39:56 <SpaceForceProtection> i didnt realise u were interested in coupling PT
39:59 <SpaceForceProtection> good choice!
40:56 <couleurs> lols neymar got a haircut
41:05 <couleurs> maybe he play now not fall over all the time
41:07 <couleurs> faggot
41:36 <SpaceForceProtection> from memory, he is not very attractive
41:37 <couleurs> c u @ HT
41:43 <SpaceForceProtection> bye
42:34 <mib_lj6ca0> nup i do eat
42:35 <mib_lj6ca0> lol
43:10 <SpaceForceProtection> https://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/video/1238861891789
43:28 Nick: SpaceForceProtection is now known as MiaX
00:32 Nick: MiaX is now known as SpaceForce
01:04 <SpaceForce> i should read White Teeth
01:09 <SpaceForce> im not up to it..
01:13 <SpaceForce> im too sad
02:03 <BlastFromThePast> Fiction?
02:09 <SpaceForce> yes
02:16 <SpaceForce> it was 2011 reading list
02:20 <BlastFromThePast> What's the last non-fiction you read
02:25 <SpaceForce> im not up to it
03:18 <SpaceForce> https://imgur.com/a/0ziXszD look BlastFromThePast
05:25 Nick: SpaceForce is now known as MiaX
05:40 <President_Trump> may the SpaceForce be with you
05:51 <BlastFromThePast> Are you trying to break code?
05:56 <MiaX> i know the code
06:01 <MiaX> do u want it too
06:11 <MiaX> thats Part 1 to it
06:20 <BlastFromThePast> UFO?
06:22 <MiaX> Theres many parts.. I know a couple or a few
06:25 <MiaX> yeah UFO
06:40 <MiaX> do you want to know Part 2?
07:44 <MiaX> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2gy1Evb1Kg i dedicate this song to PT
07:48 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TLC - Unpretty (Video Version) (Jul 14, 2010) Length: 4:45 - Category: Music - 34,601,295 views - likes (96.8%), 5,519 dislikes (3.2%)
10:12 <BlastFromThePast> I'm not sure what to make of Part 1
10:26 <MiaX> well get a pen and paper and ill guide you through it
10:57 <BlastFromThePast> What happened to ABC?
11:13 <MiaX> D M M to V is Roman Numberals
11:16 <BlastFromThePast> Is the second M intentional?
11:20 <MiaX> the code starts with D and M at the end
11:21 <MiaX> yes
11:23 <MiaX> the code is
11:27 <MiaX> OUOSVAVV
11:31 * Agent descends from the heavens on a beam of bright white light
11:31 <MiaX> D. M.
11:36 <Agent> Greetings, lower life forms!
11:41 <MiaX> lol Agent
12:15 <MiaX> D is roman numberald.. so Is M. so is V.
13:08 <MiaX> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2eMHqS7lTU
13:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Evita- Don't Cry For me Argentina (Jun 19, 2007) Length: 5:11 - Category: Music - 2,950,835 views - 7,845 likes (91.9%), 688 dislikes (8.1%)
14:59 <MiaX> Agent this ones for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouZSLckCvgQ
15:02 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson The Highwayman (Dec 22, 2015) Length: 3:00 - Category: People & Blogs - 928,148 views - 7,057 likes (96.1%), 285 dislikes (3.9%)
15:38 <hell`o> REMIXED ppk ressurrection
15:40 <hell`o> lol
16:37 <MiaX> you written it BlastFromThePast
16:44 <Agent> You love your Johnny Cash, don't cha
16:54 <MiaX> yeah.. so great.. and I love Solitary Man
16:59 <MiaX> Thats such a great song
17:01 <MiaX> let me find it
17:41 <MiaX> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OVHnWyDmdw <3 <3 <3
17:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Johnny Cash - Solitary Man (Jun 18, 2009) Length: 2:26 - Category: Music - 9,496,331 views - 37,574 likes (98.8%), 45 dislikes (1.2%)
17:51 <MiaX> Fucking makes me melt this song
18:18 <MiaX> The guy was a super super super MAN
18:50 <MiaX> agent
19:01 <MiaX> we are solving the shugborough inscription in a group
19:08 <MiaX> grab you pen and paper and help
19:19 <MiaX> we need to uncover the entire secret
20:09 <MiaX> ill be what i ammmmm.. a solitary man
21:13 <Agent> I can solve any puzzle in minutes
21:21 <MiaX> excellent lets work together
21:33 <Agent> Just finishing my pasta
21:38 <Agent> Hit me with the problem and I'll have an answer for you before bed
21:46 <MiaX> https://imgur.com/a/0ziXszD
21:52 <MiaX> thats Part 1
22:15 <MiaX> the second part is o=15 u=21 o=15 S=19 V=22 A=1 etc
22:21 <MiaX> tally them all up and its 11
22:28 <MiaX> use mirror writing and the answer is 11
22:45 <MiaX> mirror writing = 51 12 91
23:02 <MiaX> part three is the picture
23:04 <MiaX> the painting
23:09 <MiaX> im a bit stuck there
23:13 <MiaX> with the painting
25:24 <BlastFromThePast> Let's see...
25:38 <BlastFromThePast> oh
26:37 <BlastFromThePast> Have you ever had a hallucination where letters on paper re-arranged themselves?
27:06 <MiaX> like in a Beautfiul Mind?
30:14 <BlastFromThePast> Yes
30:30 <BlastFromThePast> It happens to me when I'm sleep-deprived
30:53 <MiaX> ah ok
30:59 <BlastFromThePast> Not so much as chaotic as that
31:14 <MiaX> i havent had intelligence for a long time, but the closest thing to it.. was this past Easter when I woke up saying Samson
31:19 <BlastFromThePast> Just sitting in bed trying to read and suddenly the letters more into stick figures and kung-fu fight too
31:37 <BlastFromThePast> morph/more
31:44 <MiaX> its like fung fu fighttttiinng huuuhhh yeah... its as fast as lightninnnnggg
31:52 <MiaX> its a little bit friiightttning
33:34 <Agent> Alright
33:36 <Agent> So right off th ebat
33:39 <Agent> D an M are roman numerals
33:47 <MiaX> they are, as is M V
33:49 <Agent> He's depicting something happening at a point in time between 500 and 1000
33:52 <Agent> BC? AD?
34:08 <MiaX> tShepherds of Arcadia?
34:29 <Agent> I mean the work depicts a tomb with three shepherds
34:49 <Agent> He's talking about somone who lived or died in that time period - 500-1000, either AD or BC
34:53 <Agent> Probably died, since it's a tomb
35:08 <MiaX> an alien?
35:11 <MiaX> a ufo?
35:13 <MiaX> impossible
35:14 <Agent> Seems unlikely
35:20 <Agent> If it was an alien, it wouldn't be a tomb
35:21 <MiaX> it has to do with today
35:21 <Agent> It'd be the alien.
35:36 <BlastFromThePast> Jesus is coming back in a UFO!
35:40 <MiaX> no
35:51 <MiaX> Jesus is retuning but he wont be on a UFO
35:51 <Agent> If you were a skilled artist of any sort, and you saw an alien, you'd depict the fucing alien
35:58 <MiaX> 72,000 angels coming as well
36:04 <MiaX> mighty might what a sight
37:04 <Agent> It could be a dedication
37:05 <MiaX> brb i need a shower hold on
39:39 <BlastFromThePast> Sorry, I don't quite follow this mirror writing summation of digits. Wouldn't it always be the same total with any sequence of digits no matter what order they are in?
40:00 <Agent> I don't know enough Latin to know whether pronouncing the letters as-is approaches anything in the language
43:14 <Agent> The term Unidentified Flying Object was first used in 1953. Any understanding of the letters on a relief created in the 18th century cannot refer to a UFO
44:42 <Agent> Turns out DM was routinely carved on tombs in Roman times, standing for Dis Manibus and translating to Dedicated to the Shades. The DM might mean nothing more.
48:36 <President_Trump> may the SpaceForce be with you
50:51 <BlastFromThePast> MiaX is in the steamy bathroom, writing Latin and English letters onto the mirror..then screams in horror because she cracked another code!!!!!!
51:03 <MiaX> im out
51:04 <MiaX> look
51:24 <MiaX> UFO was used publicly much later, however, the aliens that were here before us
51:30 <MiaX> would know what a ufo is
51:35 <President_Trump> may the SpaceForce be with you
51:39 <MiaX> it was apiece written for it to be solved in future
51:42 <MiaX> where ufo is known
51:50 <MiaX> this is alien intelligence on Planet Earth
51:53 <MiaX> not human intelligence
51:58 <MiaX> dedicated to the shades is correct
52:03 <MiaX> but Da Vinci and Newton
52:13 <MiaX> they were the Priory of Sion and Newton believed he was special
52:20 <MiaX> and that his name was a Latin anagram
52:31 <MiaX> and Da Vinci well he painted and had ESP and secret knowledge
52:42 <MiaX> anyone talking of such things earlier would be considered a heretic or witch
52:48 <MiaX> or burnt or killed
52:53 <President_Trump> may the SpaceForce be with you
52:54 <MiaX> so they devised the code to be read in future
53:17 <MiaX> its is linked to the Holy grail therefore as it is time for the descension of Jesus Christ back to planet Earth
53:23 <MiaX> so will all the knowledge
53:29 <MiaX> the Bible talks of seals to be undisclosed
53:40 <MiaX> it really does border and harbour on to the side of a miracle
53:50 <couleurs> another gay match
53:56 <MiaX> whats the score couleurs
54:02 <couleurs> 0-0
54:06 <MiaX> oh ok
54:12 <MiaX> and refrain from using the word gay
54:21 <MiaX> happy is what we will be using now in Official Nerdhacks
54:25 <President_Trump> may the SpaceForce be with you
54:30 <couleurs> pedo gay
54:35 <MiaX> PT dont make me levitate
54:50 <MiaX> i am hungry again
54:51 <MiaX> ouff
55:08 <BlastFromThePast> fagner
55:11 <President_Trump> werent u going to make that pasta video?
55:12 <MiaX> had a shower
55:19 <couleurs> :)))))))
55:23 <MiaX> ill make a rice one next time
57:39 <MiaX> i had the Lot
57:53 <MiaX> let me get into bed
57:55 <MiaX> hang on
58:45 <Skirmish> WOTDAHEXAGON!
58:48 <President_Trump> may the SpaceForce be with you
00:41 <Skirmish> Funny thing happened today Trumpy.
01:16 <President_Trump> whats that
01:24 <Skirmish> The shed goblin, possibly the dumbest man on austnet, started sharing pics of his 'new car' and didn't notice he was sharing pics with the car sales watermark still on them.
01:34 <BlastFromThePast> Rofl
01:50 <BlastFromThePast> Was he wearing designer sunglasses with the price tag still on it?
01:51 <President_Trump> oh this will be good
02:29 <Skirmish> https://i.imgur.com/ZUpj6nm.jpg
02:32 <BlastFromThePast> Also that pic that was in topic. Is that really him?
03:00 <President_Trump> carsales?
03:09 <Skirmish> I didn't see any pic in the topic. I have seen him on cam though. He is a fat bloke that doesn't clean himself very often.
03:49 <Skirmish> President_Trump: That is the picture he was linking today.
04:08 <Skirmish> [13:22] <panew> heres a good pic of my car when it was new https://i.imgur.com/siijCLp.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ZUpj6nm.jpg
04:36 <couleurs> ;mao
04:39 <President_Trump> how much?
04:39 <couleurs> llll
05:22 <Skirmish> [13:28] <Skirmish> The watermark is still on the pictures you just linked! ROFLMAO
05:22 <Skirmish> [13:28] <Skirmish> https://i.imgur.com/ZUpj6nm.jpg <--- Bottom left corner.
05:22 <Skirmish> [13:29] <panew> so it is... thats the pics i downloaded from there after i bought it
05:22 <Skirmish> [13:29] <panew> for resale purposes
05:48 <Skirmish> Champagne comedy
06:25 <mib_lj6ca0> :P
07:00 <Skirmish> Just going to download some pictures of my car off the Hyundai website, for resale purposes.
07:59 <couleurs> good idea
08:16 <BlastFromThePast> Yeah, need proof of purchase for insurance and stuff
09:26 <President_Trump> cmonnnnnnnn casto raci!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:01 * MiaX opens a RedBull
13:50 <BlastFromThePast> 4 coffees, 500mL of V. I feel like alienated^romeo
14:20 <couleurs> hi romo how meny cofo u had 2 dayo
14:21 <mib_lj6ca0> u feel like chasing ladies in the dark
14:33 <BlastFromThePast> Hug me mib_lj6ca0 !!!!
14:34 <MiaX> i havent shaved my armpits for 2 months
14:57 <mib_lj6ca0> miax is girlfriend material ;l
14:59 <BlastFromThePast> Hug me tight until my heart-shaped eyes pop out
15:20 <MiaX> well i figure i dont need to do these things in Winter and with no one seeing me
15:23 <mittens> miax is PT's gf
15:29 <MiaX> and I am actually more than girlfriend material
15:38 <MiaX> lol nah Im your bitch mittens
15:49 <MiaX> PT was so 2000s
15:49 <mittens> sweet
15:58 <mib_lj6ca0> pt would lick miax's arm pits
16:02 <MiaX> lol
16:17 <mib_lj6ca0> hes kinky like dat
16:27 <MiaX> lol id shave for PT
16:29 <mittens> do you know from experience?
16:36 <MiaX> i wouldnt allow him to see me like this
16:49 <MiaX> he does know from experience!
16:57 <mittens> lol
16:59 <hell`o> cleaned up found weed
17:07 <hell`o> when going to vaccum
17:08 <hell`o> lol
17:17 <hell`o> showered too
17:23 <mib_lj6ca0> hello did u push a granny over and steal her weed
17:42 <hell`o> nah man
19:58 <hell`o> remixed dahool meet her at love parade before i cleaned
20:00 <hell`o> :P
20:05 <President_Trump> how much did goblin pay for the car?
22:06 <President_Trump> https://i.imgur.com/tTDmOPt.jpg
24:04 <mib_lj6ca0> trump u could be an actual troll ;l
24:10 <mib_lj6ca0> lol
24:43 <mib_lj6ca0> will smiths new movie has trolls
24:56 <hell`o> https://youtu.be/n1xGZ1A0ru4
24:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: meet her at love parade 2018 (Jun 22, 2018) Length: 5:33 - Category: Gaming - 1 view - 1 likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
25:00 <hell`o> thats my remix
25:07 <President_Trump> mib_lj6ca0 do i make u horny?
26:26 <MiaX> <3 Jason Silva <3
27:00 <MiaX> the neurotic and the artist are cut from the same cloth
27:05 <MiaX> both acutely disturbed
28:40 <Agent> Fuck you're a weird cunt, President_Trump
29:18 <Agent> Neckbeards don't get to call people goblins
29:41 <President_Trump> Agent u are a weird looking cunt yourself
30:32 <Agent> sigh
30:35 <Agent> You're not even a good troll anymore
30:39 <Agent> You gotta come up with something new
30:43 <Agent> You can't just say what I said back at me
30:43 <MiaX> Agent
30:51 <MiaX> ill link u a post from Jason Silva video
31:00 <MiaX> its soo good i want u to hear it
31:46 <MiaX> mittens wanna see something good for a few minutes
32:04 <MiaX> i want everyone to hear it actually
32:08 <MiaX> its sooooo...MAD
32:18 <MiaX> lol i couldnt think of another word, other than MAD.. its MAD
35:40 Join: Tim-Sim ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
35:41 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Tim-Sim
37:02 <Agent> Mia I like him
37:06 <Agent> I like his energy
37:15 <MiaX> he is fantastic
37:16 <MiaX> and its a great video
37:25 <MiaX> its prolly my favourite Jason Silva video
37:33 <MiaX> how about this one.. hang on
37:38 <Agent> He's a bit off center but his speaking is very motivated
38:54 <MiaX> i like it
39:52 <Tim-Sim> he's a flamin nutcase
40:05 <MiaX> who Jason Silva?
40:15 <Tim-Sim> yes\
40:37 <MiaX> noooo
40:41 <MiaX> watch this video
40:47 <MiaX> this is my favourite Jason Silva one
40:49 <MiaX> hang on
41:00 <Tim-Sim> ok
41:01 <MiaX> https://www.facebook.com/jasonlsilva/videos/1860934437504166/UzpfSTEwMDAwMzU1NjY4MTI1MjoxNTU2NzQ1MDI3Nzg3Mzcy/
41:05 <MiaX> i fucking love this guy
41:15 <MiaX> if u think hes a nutcase, then ud think the same abot me
43:58 <Tim-Sim> sounds like word salad
45:14 <President_Trump> soy boy if u ask me
45:15 <MiaX> lol
45:21 <Agent> Nobody did, mate.
45:22 <MiaX> whats a soy boy
45:48 <MiaX> tim thats my idea of what i wish i could say bvt dont have the words to say it
46:04 <President_Trump> for u mia
46:05 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTSvLKY7HEk
46:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Truth About Soy Boys (Nov 16, 2017) Length: 8:08 - Category: News & Politics - 1,350,736 views - 65,055 likes (86.9%), 9,764 dislikes (13.1%)
46:32 <Tim-Sim> sounds like you might need some Lion's Mane mushroom, MiaX
46:45 <mib_lj6ca0> tim flash your nut case
48:16 <MiaX> whats that
48:21 <MiaX> thanks PT
48:22 <MiaX> lol
48:30 <MiaX> it might come in handy to know
49:43 Quit: mib_lj6ca0 ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
51:25 <MiaX> i cant wai for late july
52:30 <Tim-Sim> sorry about being so late with the perfume, MiaX
52:40 <Tim-Sim> it's on my to do list
52:51 <MiaX> its ok i kind of thought u changed ur mind
53:17 <Tim-Sim> nah
53:33 <Tim-Sim> just a flipperty jibbett
54:02 <MiaX> its ok
54:13 <MiaX> just let me know before hand so i can expect it, but make it regstered
56:09 <Tim-Sim> ok
56:42 <MiaX> saturday tomorrow wohooo
56:44 <President_Trump> tim told me he mixed his sperm in with it
56:47 <MiaX> come on semester 2222222
56:51 <President_Trump> so when u spray it....
56:57 <MiaX> thts ok PT as long as its not yours
56:58 <BlastFromThePast> MiaX, what are you studying?
56:58 <MiaX> lol
57:06 <MiaX> Literature from what it seems
57:29 <MiaX> my vocab will increase by 299% come next semester
58:07 <BlastFromThePast> why not 300%
58:20 <MiaX> typo
58:24 <mittens> LOL
58:37 <President_Trump> if u want that to happen, u need to eat mushrooms
58:40 <mittens> not a bad joke
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