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00:04:19 <lampy> how are you Tim-Sim?
00:04:29 <lampy> Tim-Sim pay not attention to bubblegum they are mental pedo
00:04:52 <President_Trump> bubblegum is xm isnt it?
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00:05:06 <bubblegum> never been called a pedo before
00:05:08 <lampy> yeh kik
00:05:09 <lampy> lol
00:05:24 <President_Trump> <+bubblegum> never been called a pedo before <-- its not xm then
00:05:55 <lampy> lol
00:08:40 <bubblegum> i'm prom
00:09:42 <lampy> lol prom
00:16:36 <President_Trump> quick oats steel cut premium
00:16:48 <President_Trump> ~ lightly salted ~
00:18:44 <President_Trump> President Donald Trump revealed Monday evening that some of the Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles refused to stand for the National Anthem at a Tuesday White House event that was scheduled in their honor, leading the President to cancel their appearance.
00:18:50 <President_Trump> gangstah
00:19:44 <lampy> LOL
00:19:46 <lampy> thats good
00:19:55 <lampy> bubblegum do you think donald trump is good?
00:20:21 <bubblegum> depends what you mean by good
00:21:23 <President_Trump> would u let him grab u by the pussy?
00:21:32 <bubblegum> no
00:21:36 <bubblegum> i really wouldn't
00:21:40 <President_Trump> why not? are u insane?
00:28:18 <lampy> bubblegum when was the last time you had anal sex?
00:28:42 <President_Trump> lampy stop bringing shame to the infamous lampy name
00:29:06 <lampy> I agree
00:34:53 <bubblegum> i don't have anal sex
00:35:24 <bubblegum> there you go, jerome
00:35:28 <bubblegum> you know who i really am
00:37:15 <lampy> I know who you really are?
00:38:23 <bubblegum> <+President_Trump> lampy stop bringing shame to the infamous lampy name
00:38:23 <bubblegum> <+lampy> I agree
00:38:34 <bubblegum> you were addressing me
00:40:24 <lampy> bubblegum why dont you seem to have a life or job?
00:40:32 <lampy> and where is your husband?
00:40:41 <bubblegum> i have both
00:40:48 <bubblegum> and i never married?
00:42:16 <lampy> bubblegum you have spent everyday almost 24/7 on here since your "return"
00:42:20 <lampy> when do you find time to work?
00:42:29 <lampy> you said you had a fulltime job as a nurse
00:42:32 <lampy> how do you do that?
00:42:38 <bubblegum> i never said i was a nurse
00:42:38 <lampy> im unemployed i dont claim i work
00:42:44 <lampy> but lets hear your story ok slut
00:42:46 <bubblegum> i babysit
00:42:49 <lampy> lol babysit
00:42:54 <lampy> who do you babysit?
00:43:05 <President_Trump> prom and her kids
00:43:14 <bubblegum> a 3 year old
00:44:06 <bubblegum> http://oi68.tinypic.com/qnky77.jpg
00:44:48 <lampy> bubblegum where is your boyfriend?
00:45:16 <bubblegum> at home
00:45:24 <lampy> he doesnt live with you?
00:45:28 <bubblegum> no
00:45:35 <lampy> why not?
00:45:54 <bubblegum> complicated
00:46:04 <lampy> how so?
00:47:02 <bubblegum> do i really need to explain to an angry internet troll who gets off on nitpicking the lives of other people?
00:47:13 <lampy> im not angry
00:47:18 <bubblegum> you're very a ngry
00:47:24 <lampy> really?
00:47:30 <lampy> did tigger tell you that?
00:47:38 <bubblegum> then why do you "pay" everyone out?
00:47:49 <lampy> only the losers
00:47:58 <lampy> just like trump said
00:48:05 <lampy> "only rosie o donnald"
00:48:17 <bubblegum> that includes everyone here, and you
00:48:34 <bubblegum> you're projecting
00:49:03 <bubblegum> your dissatisfaction with your life
00:49:05 <bubblegum> into others
00:49:06 Quit: lith ([email protected]) Z-Lined
00:49:23 <bubblegum> onto*
00:50:57 <lampy> bubblegum dissatisfaction with my life?
00:51:16 <bubblegum> calling people out for being unemployed or having a shitty job doesn't make your life better, but in your mind you feel like you're doing something productive
00:52:16 <bubblegum> hence, projecting the internal rage you feel onto an external source
00:52:27 <lampy> quite the opposite actually lol
00:52:36 <lampy> bubblegum people who are unemployed are useless
00:52:41 <lampy> what purpose do they have?
00:52:53 <bubblegum> everyone is unemployed at some point
00:52:59 <lampy> they cant even live a good life lol
00:53:02 <President_Trump> the baby is unemployed
00:53:04 <lampy> whats the point?
00:53:20 <lampy> <+bubblegum> everyone is unemployed at some point < sorry what?
00:53:50 <bubblegum> if your retired grandparents aren't employed
00:53:58 <bubblegum> does that mean they're useless
00:54:06 <bubblegum> and useless to whom
00:54:07 <lampy> well no
00:54:17 <lampy> because my grandfather was a millionaire
00:54:22 <lampy> and my nan never worked a day in her life
00:54:23 <bubblegum> and did they pay their taxes during their lifetime
00:54:29 <lampy> also bubblegum she's 98
00:54:29 <lampy> lol
00:54:35 <lampy> yeh paid some taxes for sure
00:54:38 <bubblegum> it's a rhetorical question
00:54:40 <lampy> def dodged a lot too
00:54:46 <bubblegum> children are unemployed
00:54:49 <lampy> lol
00:54:51 <bubblegum> students are unemployed
00:54:55 <lampy> lol
00:55:07 <lampy> when i went to university i worked
00:55:07 <bubblegum> mothers are often out of the workforce
00:55:12 <lampy> so did most people i knew
00:55:13 <bubblegum> all these people serve a purpose
00:55:22 <bubblegum> yet don't pay taxes
00:55:24 <lampy> bubblegum mother will be out of work when father is working
00:55:33 <lampy> a woman who doesnt work and has no man to s upport her is useless
00:55:36 <lampy> so is the child
00:55:53 <bubblegum> the child isn't useless because children are needed to support the aging population
00:55:57 <lampy> i dont know about you bubblegum but i grew up in a family that had jobs
00:55:58 <lampy> lol
00:56:02 <bubblegum> there's a reason they want people to have children
00:56:03 <lampy> both my parents are highly educated
00:56:11 <lampy> i guess being a migrant is hard
00:56:13 <lampy> russia too
00:56:18 <lampy> that would have to be hard
00:56:24 <bubblegum> my parents are educated and employed
00:56:32 <lampy> being a communist sewer rat
00:56:35 <lampy> that would be shit
00:56:49 <lampy> too scared to return to russia/ukrain because mafia or isis would top the lot of u
00:57:04 <lampy> so you hide with the fellow kikes in lockridge
00:57:24 <bubblegum> here we go
00:57:33 <bubblegum> i'm not jewish :)
00:57:47 <bubblegum> or a sewer rat
00:58:01 <bubblegum> and i never was
00:58:07 <bubblegum> time to get out in the worl
00:58:07 <bubblegum> d
00:58:09 <bubblegum> maybe travel
00:59:11 <bubblegum> i mean you
00:59:21 <bubblegum> get out of your little room
00:59:31 <bubblegum> i think you might have a mould problem in there
00:59:58 <bubblegum> toxic mould can cause all sorts of abnornmal thought patterns
01:01:05 <bubblegum> unless you call nightly rage fits at strangers normal
01:01:41 <+Tim-Sim> b1rd is worse
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01:01:51 <bubblegum> he is not
01:01:58 <bubblegum> hi mz
01:02:09 <bubblegum> is this THE mz?
01:02:23 <President_Trump> the old pedo pretending to be an asian chick, yes it is
01:03:30 <bubblegum> there was a lebanese mz
01:07:43 <lampy> did you know them?
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01:09:14 <bubblegum> what was he z lined for?
01:10:42 <President_Trump> speak up ynnoB
01:10:48 <President_Trump> how are u babe?
01:10:50 <President_Trump> mark good?
01:11:49 <President_Trump> prom wants to know why he was z lined
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06:59:31 <lizard> lol
06:59:54 Nick: lizard is now known as b1rd
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07:09:16 <b1rd> morning buddy
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07:13:09 <+Skirmish> Hey there andy how are you mate.
07:13:38 <+Skirmish> You're up early. Getting a good start on a day of being a deadbeat loser? Good for you!
07:14:17 <Glenn> Andy was the name of the bushranger in Waltzing Matilda wasn't it?
07:16:18 <b1rd> my name isn't andy as you well know.
07:16:27 <b1rd> however, I'm great, Archie.
07:16:37 <b1rd> I'm always up early matey.
07:16:52 <b1rd> unlike you who often is awake until 5 or 6 am for "work" LOL
07:16:56 <b1rd> ie. chatting.
07:17:02 <+Skirmish> Sounds like something an andy would say.
07:17:18 <b1rd> The name is Jason, archie, don't forget it.
07:17:34 <b1rd> hold that thought, I've gotta wipe my ass.
07:22:16 <b1rd> Archie doesn't actually work, he's a rural pig hunter.
07:22:31 <b1rd> you get many pigs goats etc this time Skirmish ?
07:23:28 <+Skirmish> lol andy is off to a roaring start today!
07:23:39 * Skirmish adds another job to the list.
07:24:20 <b1rd> hunting wild pigs isn't a job.
07:24:36 <b1rd> it's how you feed your rural inbred italian family.
07:24:49 <+Skirmish> Of course you courting lumeah wasn't a job andy! LOL You're so silly!
07:24:57 <b1rd> because no decent townsfolk will deal with you.
07:25:11 <b1rd> now now, hysteria will get you nowhere fast Archie.
07:25:22 <b1rd> go hang up those pig carcases buddy.
07:25:30 <b1rd> before daddy gets angry.
07:26:18 <b1rd> please check your English, sentence structure, grammar, and try again, won't you please Archie.
07:27:03 <+Skirmish> Nearly a 3:1 ratio. You're trying too hard andy.
07:27:18 <b1rd> will be with you in a moment, got to shoot off some emails.
07:27:40 <b1rd> not trying, always winning mate.
07:27:58 <+Skirmish> That's the way andy. Stay positive no matter what the reality of the situation.
07:28:31 <b1rd> where's your good buddy tim-sim, how's his diet going?
07:28:59 <+Skirmish> I thought you were gone andy? You do that a lot you know ... say you're going and go no where.
07:29:09 <b1rd> you wish I'm gone.
07:29:10 <+Skirmish> It's a very telling characteristic.
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07:29:21 <b1rd> however no, I will be here until approximately 6 pm tonight
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07:29:34 <b1rd> I have many emails to send
07:30:10 <b1rd> how about you, I imagine you'll pike out in less than 3 hours time from now.
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07:30:26 <b1rd> being a fat person with heart issues, it's hard for you to stay awake a full eight hours isn't it.
07:30:39 <TheALPACA> ive been awake since last tuesday
07:30:44 <TheALPACA> im fine
07:30:46 <b1rd> see
07:30:50 <TheALPACA> fit as
07:30:52 <b1rd> TheALPACA, is a champion.
07:30:54 <b1rd> yep
07:31:17 <b1rd> Skirmish, is a fat loser.
07:31:31 * TheALPACA flicks his lucious locks back and lets the breeze catch a head drift
07:31:37 <b1rd> Skirmish, tell me something interesting, who is fatter, you or tim-sim?
07:31:59 <TheALPACA> what is wrong with Skirmish?
07:32:04 <TheALPACA> health issues?
07:32:06 <b1rd> yea
07:32:22 <TheALPACA> he should take better care of himself.
07:32:24 <b1rd> he is a pig hunter so he eats too much pig, and now he looks like one.
07:32:35 <b1rd> yep
07:32:56 <TheALPACA> i havent felt this fresh in along time'
07:33:22 <TheALPACA> u can notice the difference
07:33:53 <b1rd> that's really good TheALPACA
07:33:55 <TheALPACA> everything is just getting done real quick'
07:34:37 <b1rd> TheALPACA, is a very fit and capable individual.
07:34:40 <TheALPACA> lifted my game and started to act. belong. commit.
07:34:48 <TheALPACA> something Skirmish could do
07:35:15 <b1rd> act belong commit, sage advice there TheALPACA
07:35:22 <TheALPACA> coz if u ACT u feel better ur doing something
07:35:41 <TheALPACA> belong - your part of it . required person
07:36:11 <TheALPACA> commit - nothing like knowing your doing something that gives you a reason to wake up everydau
07:36:27 <TheALPACA> hey.. just saying.
07:36:59 <TheALPACA> and i would be the best person to judge others
07:37:07 <TheALPACA> as im a role model
07:37:31 * b1rd is taking notes
07:37:39 <TheALPACA> love to be that positive role model for those that need a hero to emmulate
07:41:23 <TheALPACA> even just a fraction of my scalped well maintained body and nothing but puuurrrrfect vital signs all sitting in the green healthy as fuck zone would be enough for these folk
07:41:27 <TheALPACA> seriously
07:41:54 <b1rd> yep
07:42:03 <TheALPACA> glad you agree
07:42:08 <b1rd> without you we'd be nothing TheALPACA
07:42:27 <TheALPACA> well you wouldnt be nothing my friend
07:42:35 <TheALPACA> maybe a blip
07:42:38 <TheALPACA> or a speckle
07:43:14 * b1rd really really appreciates TheALPACA being here gracing his presence upon us
07:43:14 <TheALPACA> no reasons why blips and speckles cant lead some sort of 'life
07:43:26 <b1rd> thankyou TheALPACA
07:43:42 <b1rd> before TheALPACA we were blind and could not see
07:44:21 <TheALPACA> yep..
07:45:16 <b1rd> TheALPACA is wasted on us, if we were to be truly honest about things
07:47:34 <TheALPACA> if yous were honest with yourselves you would realise your lifes are nothing but lies
07:48:09 <TheALPACA> its the way society has been trained to live
07:48:34 <TheALPACA> break out of that mentality and you will be fine but you are all compulsive liars
07:48:41 <TheALPACA> who believe there own shit dont stink
07:48:53 <TheALPACA> worst people in mankind.
07:48:58 <b1rd> ye
07:49:40 <TheALPACA> you will get a wake up call
07:49:46 <TheALPACA> one of these days
07:49:55 <TheALPACA> then u will question everything u know
07:50:01 <TheALPACA> or think u know.
07:50:26 <TheALPACA> but for some it would be too late
07:50:37 <TheALPACA> and you have wasted away the best years of your lives
07:50:41 * TheALPACA shakes head
07:50:54 <TheALPACA> sad.
07:51:21 <TheALPACA> time for breakfast.
07:52:35 <b1rd> ok
07:54:25 <TheALPACA> ?
07:55:50 <b1rd> quick coffee
07:56:21 <b1rd> cool it's 6/6
07:56:29 <b1rd> today is the fucking devil
07:59:29 <TheALPACA> today is going to be fucking shit,'
08:00:14 <TheALPACA> unless these cunts all pay me today
08:00:23 <TheALPACA> which might happen
08:00:38 <b1rd> they'd better then
08:01:14 <TheALPACA> one said he will tell his bookkeeper yesterday morning. if he did apayment he made other day came in at 10am..
08:01:31 <TheALPACA> few others are also set to pay
08:01:42 <TheALPACA> so yayyyyyy
08:01:57 <TheALPACA> 4k to blow on drugs, hookers and gambling
08:02:08 <b1rd> sweet
08:02:08 <TheALPACA> good times
08:02:35 <TheALPACA> ur telling me cunt'
08:02:38 <TheALPACA> sweeeeeeeeeet as
08:02:56 <TheALPACA> disposable income
08:02:59 <TheALPACA> love it
08:03:09 <b1rd> ^
08:03:47 <TheALPACA> best thing is by the time it ends another 4k is due in!
08:04:19 <TheALPACA> 14 day binges turn into 30 days
08:04:27 <TheALPACA> thats what u want
08:04:40 <b1rd> yup
08:04:59 <TheALPACA> u think im talking shit cunt
08:05:05 <b1rd> nup
08:05:21 <TheALPACA> u seem angry
08:05:47 <b1rd> nah
08:05:53 <TheALPACA> giving off real bad vibes man'
08:05:55 <b1rd> Skirmish is though coz he's on newstart
08:06:01 <b1rd> nup
08:06:27 <+Skirmish> You spend far too much time focused on me andy.
08:06:54 <b1rd> it was your payday yesterday that's why you can afford to top up your data allowance, am I wrong Skirmish ?
08:07:44 <TheALPACA> ive dwindled my account down to nothing over the past 12 weeks
08:07:51 <TheALPACA> its in negative balance
08:08:00 <TheALPACA> wont be much longer
08:08:18 <TheALPACA> in a day or two it will be gone again
08:08:22 <TheALPACA> like a boss
08:08:26 <b1rd> Skirmish has BPE
08:08:32 <b1rd> benign prostate enlargement
08:08:38 <b1rd> nice TheALPACA
08:08:41 <TheALPACA> cant keep money in banks its better off with my drug dealers
08:08:50 <TheALPACA> least they make me happy
08:08:52 <b1rd> true
08:09:54 <TheALPACA> today is bad
08:09:58 <TheALPACA> its the day i come down
08:10:24 <b1rd> oh no
08:10:28 <TheALPACA> but its wednesday so prob a good day to do it
08:10:31 <TheALPACA> if u have to
08:10:53 <TheALPACA> i just clam up and go into shell for next few days
08:11:10 <b1rd> aww
08:11:35 <TheALPACA> ive done what i had too over past week aye
08:11:53 <TheALPACA> cant give too much more until money is in bank
08:12:04 <b1rd> yeppp
08:12:20 <TheALPACA> then u can do just that little bit extra then demand more money'
08:12:48 <TheALPACA> they demand shit from you
08:12:56 <TheALPACA> before they pay
08:12:59 <TheALPACA> so fuck em
08:13:08 <b1rd> doesn't work like that
08:13:14 <TheALPACA> business is business
08:13:18 <b1rd> kneecap em
08:13:24 <b1rd> for rudeness
08:13:32 <TheALPACA> they all keep there mouths shut when it comes to money
08:13:41 <b1rd> thats good
08:14:00 <TheALPACA> but they keep paying
08:14:04 <TheALPACA> must be doing something right.
08:14:16 <TheALPACA> of course
08:14:19 <TheALPACA> im king kong
08:14:31 <b1rd> fucking oath
08:14:54 <TheALPACA> might stay home in bed
08:15:12 <b1rd> was thinking the same today
08:15:12 <TheALPACA> due for my weekly day off
08:15:15 <TheALPACA> yeah
08:15:26 <TheALPACA> had 2 days off last week
08:15:29 <TheALPACA> none this week
08:15:29 <b1rd> yeah seems like a good stay in bed day
08:15:34 <TheALPACA> but it was public holiday monday
08:15:37 <b1rd> oh yeah been workin hard
08:15:38 <TheALPACA> so i worked 1 day so far
08:15:48 <b1rd> yup
08:15:48 <TheALPACA> yeah man
08:15:54 <TheALPACA> quite hectic
08:16:17 <TheALPACA> need to back off a bit
08:16:23 <TheALPACA> might burn myself out
08:16:29 <b1rd> yups
08:16:29 <TheALPACA> then no good to anyone then
08:16:35 <b1rd> cant have that
08:16:53 <TheALPACA> i told him i cant do the 9 to 5 thing anymore
08:17:11 <TheALPACA> very hard to do anything
08:17:17 <TheALPACA> im going
08:17:22 <b1rd> yeh
08:17:23 <TheALPACA> to get some ice
08:17:25 <TheALPACA> have a big shot
08:17:30 <b1rd> ice ice ice nice nice nice
08:17:36 <TheALPACA> need it '
08:17:39 <b1rd> icecream for breakfast
08:17:41 <TheALPACA> blow my head off
08:17:42 <b1rd> yup
08:18:05 <TheALPACA> walk in there first thing in morning smile from ear to ear
08:18:15 <TheALPACA> chirp'n';
08:18:18 <b1rd> lol
08:18:22 <TheALPACA> chirp chirp chirp
08:18:40 <TheALPACA> and there all miserable cunts
08:18:51 <b1rd> rofl yea like Skirmish
08:19:04 <TheALPACA> congragating around the coffee machine
08:19:09 <TheALPACA> like its going to save there day
08:19:13 <b1rd> rofl
08:19:23 <TheALPACA> worshipping the almighty coffee
08:19:25 <b1rd> filthy junkies
08:19:36 <b1rd> disgusting isn't it
08:19:47 <TheALPACA> one coffee doesnt take 5 people 1hr 15mins to make
08:19:57 <b1rd> yeh
08:20:04 <b1rd> rofl
08:20:04 <TheALPACA> but they dont pick cunts up on that do they
08:20:21 <b1rd> you deserve time on clock to pick up and use meth
08:20:24 <b1rd> if that is the casse
08:20:46 <b1rd> 3 to 4 hours a day
08:20:46 <TheALPACA> nah coz they wont mind that
08:21:00 <TheALPACA> bosses would love when im on the gear.
08:21:05 <TheALPACA> but they expect it all the time.
08:21:12 <b1rd> ah yer
08:21:16 <TheALPACA> they dont pay enough,
08:21:20 <TheALPACA> now if they did i would be
08:21:30 <TheALPACA> but dont deserve me to be like that everyday
08:21:48 <b1rd> tru
08:24:10 <TheALPACA> fuck you
08:24:27 <b1rd> eat a dik
08:24:39 <TheALPACA> asshole
08:24:55 <b1rd> cokbreath
08:24:59 <TheALPACA> maggot
08:25:20 <b1rd> pussy
08:25:51 <TheALPACA> piss ant cunt
08:26:19 <b1rd> ass terrorist
08:27:17 <TheALPACA> rock spider
08:27:36 <b1rd> invertebrate
08:28:15 <b1rd> smegma smoker
08:28:40 <TheALPACA> swamp hoe
08:28:44 <b1rd> lol
08:29:07 <TheALPACA> dig yourself a hole
08:29:10 <TheALPACA> lay in it
08:29:22 <b1rd> have a wank in a coffin
08:29:40 <TheALPACA> your fucking sick
08:30:25 <TheALPACA> leave me alone'
08:30:28 <b1rd> might have some breakfast
08:30:31 <b1rd> fine
08:30:57 <TheALPACA> have to get breakfast
08:31:09 <b1rd> what u havin
08:31:14 <TheALPACA> maccas
08:31:16 <TheALPACA> brb
08:31:20 <b1rd> k
08:34:50 <+Skirmish> andy can't afford maccas.
08:35:20 <b1rd> I'm fit.
08:36:08 <b1rd> Archie, we don't require much fat even in winter.
08:39:47 <b1rd> in actual fact, I'm eating my lovely leftover beef and vege stir fry from last night, a Japanese inspired dish.
08:41:29 <b1rd> the ginger and chilli Mmmmm
08:41:38 <b1rd> warming and also very yummy.
08:42:05 <b1rd> I have to think what I'll cook for today.. Hmmm
08:42:30 <b1rd> sooooo many options when you're a world class chef like me.
08:43:32 <Glenn> Two minute packet noodles from the supermarket, nuked in the microwave?
08:44:00 <b1rd> is that what you eat Glenn, come on mate, I've seen you BBQ budget cuts of meat. You can do better than noodles.
08:44:15 <TheALPACA> back
08:44:48 * Glenn is an old wokker from way back.
08:45:01 <TheALPACA> first feed in a week
08:45:52 <b1rd> Glenn, simply because you are asian doesn't mean you can cook.
08:46:10 <TheALPACA> one down
08:46:47 <TheALPACA> how am i gonna get through today @ the office ?
08:46:50 <TheALPACA> any suggestions
08:47:03 <b1rd> meth?
08:47:14 <TheALPACA> none
08:48:06 <b1rd> stay in bed then
08:49:50 <TheALPACA> yeah but gone fuck all annual leave left'
08:50:07 <TheALPACA> not that it matters
08:50:21 <TheALPACA> tempting
08:50:48 <TheALPACA> they already know im taking the piss but how would i be to continue on
08:51:04 <TheALPACA> hmmm'
08:51:20 <TheALPACA> could send sms message to the cunt then turn phone off
08:51:26 <TheALPACA> saying im working from home
08:51:29 <TheALPACA> actually
08:51:35 <b1rd> yer
08:51:36 <TheALPACA> i can do that!!!
08:51:42 <TheALPACA> YES
08:51:46 <TheALPACA> THANKS BRO
08:51:49 <TheALPACA> perfect
08:51:59 <TheALPACA> i'll bypass the boss and call the son
08:52:11 <TheALPACA> so it seems im legit
08:52:17 <TheALPACA> watch this
08:52:40 <b1rd> i really dont know how youd cope in a non mafia setting
08:52:58 <b1rd> you'd probably be destitute if you had to join society again.
08:53:58 * b1rd brushes TheALPACA off him, merely associating with him will bring me down.
08:58:45 <TheALPACA> day off
08:58:49 <TheALPACA> w00t
08:58:53 <TheALPACA> working from home
08:59:34 <TheALPACA> nah i have to update this shit anyway and the office has shit wifi internet and i need to be able to concentrate and actually get this shit sorted
09:00:22 <TheALPACA> if i get it done like i said i would and show the cunt tomorrow hes actually ok..
09:00:27 <TheALPACA> with cunts working from home
09:00:38 <TheALPACA> its his dad who thinks ppl dont work
09:01:08 <TheALPACA> but hes a programmer rekons he gets alot of his best work done at 3am in morning too
09:01:20 <TheALPACA> trying to 'fit in
09:01:28 <TheALPACA> asif hes up at that time
09:01:46 <b1rd> more likely wanks to midget / child porn
09:01:50 <b1rd> like Skirmish
09:02:01 <TheALPACA> nah but thanks very much for the discussion
09:02:03 <b1rd> and outsources his work to india
09:02:13 <TheALPACA> i realised i had the hook line sinker to work from him today
09:02:20 <TheALPACA> it makes sense for me too actually
09:02:40 <TheALPACA> told him i be in touch with him during the day with updates for him
09:02:42 <b1rd> well I *could* sit here with you unemployed losers all day
09:02:46 <b1rd> wasting my time and energy
09:02:49 <TheALPACA> ive already switched my phone off b1rd
09:02:50 <b1rd> but I won't
09:03:05 * b1rd has stuff to do.
09:04:00 <TheALPACA> yeah i better start this week and get it finished within the hour and wait til money hits account then go buy meth and really start to hassle cunts out harder
09:04:42 <TheALPACA> keep cunts on there toes
09:04:44 <TheALPACA> no1 else will.
09:04:51 <TheALPACA> bye DoC
09:05:44 <b1rd> quick 3rd breakfast
09:06:21 Nick: TheALPACA is now known as TheLLAMA
09:06:27 <b1rd> lol
09:07:23 <TheLLAMA> cant believe i scored another day off
09:07:59 <TheLLAMA> starting to think i got a knack for being a dictator
09:13:06 Quit: b1rd ([email protected]) Z-Lined
09:13:26 <+Skirmish> lol
09:17:51 <TheLLAMA> what he do?
09:18:55 <+Skirmish> He was having a tantrum at ynnoB because she refuses to sleep with him.
09:20:55 <TheLLAMA> ynnoB is a lovely person and i admire her passion to enforce policy on users who decide to ignore them.
09:21:09 <TheLLAMA> she certainly has earnt my respect.
09:22:11 <TheLLAMA> I admire how she doesn't need to be seen or heard as the one who does the 'dirty work'.
09:22:31 <TheLLAMA> how would one know it's ynnoB doing the z-lines?
09:24:35 <TheLLAMA> I always used to think BlackDevil was the one who had it in for myself there for a while.. then i realized after some time it wasnt him due to his lack of authority and power..
09:24:47 <TheLLAMA> he needed a woman to do his job.
09:25:18 <TheLLAMA> no surprises really .
09:26:10 <BlackDevil> yup, no surprise
09:28:23 <TheLLAMA> u dont command the same level of respect, sorry dude
09:31:42 <TheLLAMA> fuk now i feel bad
09:33:16 <TheLLAMA> no u do BlackDevil command just as much respect than ynnoB... i was just having a joke. you are well known as one to never get on bad side and most austnet years ive spoken to do 'fj34r' you.... so sorry once again
09:33:27 <TheLLAMA> please dont do anything
09:33:38 * TheLLAMA starts to tremble
09:33:59 <TheLLAMA> users*
09:34:24 <BlackDevil> ok
09:34:46 * TheLLAMA pisses himself
09:34:51 <TheLLAMA> look i said i was sorry!
09:37:14 <TheLLAMA> anyone wanna hedge a bet on 2k hitting my account @ 10am WST? i really need some gear.....otherwise i think there is going to be problems. :(
09:38:34 <TheLLAMA> problems as in there would be no drugs for me to use on a during weekday working hours
09:39:25 <TheLLAMA> not good for your health to simply stop
09:40:03 <TheLLAMA> why r u here Skirmish arent u usually working
09:40:22 <TheLLAMA> or u not full time
09:40:36 Join: lizard ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
09:40:37 Mode: (by mERK) +v lizard
09:40:44 <TheLLAMA> they say alot of companies are moving cunts onto part time work
09:41:02 <TheLLAMA> suppose as long as it keeps the company afloat.. they do what they have to do
09:41:35 <lizard> well without blood suckers like you, theyd do well.
09:41:36 <TheLLAMA> hello lizard
09:41:52 <TheLLAMA> blood suckers as in what regard?
09:42:06 <lizard> they dont need part time all what they need is to sack your lazy junky ass
09:42:19 <TheLLAMA> hahaha
09:42:28 <TheLLAMA> they dont hold any cards buddy
09:42:31 <TheLLAMA> i do
09:42:42 <TheLLAMA> thats the difference between me and any other cunt
09:43:02 <TheLLAMA> its when i decide whatever it is i wanna do
09:43:15 <lizard> corporate espionage. well they can hire someone to make u have 'a little accident'
09:43:19 <TheLLAMA> im just fortunate enough to have a career fuckface
09:43:41 <lizard> your life is without meaning.
09:43:45 <TheLLAMA> and a highly sought after in demand skillset that every man and his dog says they can do
09:43:50 <TheLLAMA> but end of the day fuckheasd
09:44:01 <TheLLAMA> whos still here 20 years later delivering results
09:44:04 <TheLLAMA> over and over again
09:44:06 <lizard> u dont have any skills
09:44:10 <TheLLAMA> so why dont u
09:44:15 <TheLLAMA> know your place
09:44:19 <TheLLAMA> in the pecking order
09:44:29 <TheLLAMA> and fetch me a cup of tea
09:44:40 <lizard> ur skill is being a lowlife drug addict
09:45:06 <TheLLAMA> u make that sound as though im not a drug addict?
09:45:09 <lizard> youre a fake
09:45:12 <TheLLAMA> lowlife i would dispute.
09:45:55 <TheLLAMA> my drug addiction is quite bad yes. agree.
09:46:01 <TheLLAMA> how it effects anyone else though..
09:46:27 <TheLLAMA> i dont ask anyone how they decide to spend the money they earn.
09:46:27 <lizard> u are human excrement
09:46:40 <TheLLAMA> as its none of my business
09:46:52 <lizard> lowlife junky
09:46:56 <lizard> kys
09:47:21 Quit: lizard ([email protected]) Z-Lined
09:47:22 <TheLLAMA> ur just a jealous cunt that im high everry fucking day and u can only get high once every two weeks when u get ya welfare
09:47:26 <TheLLAMA> faggot
09:47:38 <TheLLAMA> ^ high 5
09:47:41 <TheLLAMA> thanks BlackDevil
09:48:40 <TheLLAMA> real sad angry person that one..
09:49:06 <TheLLAMA> due to his current situation he finds himself.. no need to attack people
09:49:12 <TheLLAMA> isnt that rite folk!
09:51:44 <TheLLAMA> fuck this any1 wanna do this work for me today??
09:51:54 <TheLLAMA> i'll pay ya $100
09:52:37 <TheLLAMA> all u gotta do is login to the cloud software and update 35 clients reports
09:52:47 <TheLLAMA> and hit run
09:52:50 Join: vonw ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
09:52:51 Mode: (by mERK) +v vonw
09:53:15 <TheLLAMA> hi vonw
09:54:15 <TheLLAMA> supppse i got all day n night to get around to doing it
09:54:57 <TheLLAMA> i would say over the pasyt 5 weeks i been in the office about 10 times
09:55:15 <TheLLAMA> and paid for every day wasnt there
09:55:19 <TheLLAMA> hah
09:55:25 <vonw> hi
09:55:40 <TheLLAMA> whats going on
09:55:48 <vonw> just started work
09:55:55 <TheLLAMA> haha
09:56:00 <TheLLAMA> yeah i called in
09:56:07 <TheLLAMA> told em working from hme
09:56:39 <vonw> nice
09:56:53 <TheLLAMA> but yeah i started to do that more as they have to be flexible
09:57:08 <TheLLAMA> its either that or lose me altogether
09:57:10 <TheLLAMA> hah
09:59:48 <TheLLAMA> bloody junkies calling me at this time
10:00:14 <TheLLAMA> hes like awww im just getting up man been crashed for last few days
10:00:18 <TheLLAMA> good for some hey
10:00:26 <TheLLAMA> when they dont have jobs
10:00:33 <TheLLAMA> they can just crashhhhhh
10:00:53 <TheLLAMA> anyways im off the bed
10:01:10 <TheLLAMA> catch some sleep ZZzZ
10:01:47 <TheLLAMA> might as well get paid to sleep well u can
10:05:24 Nick: TheLLAMA is now known as l00p3y-SLEEPzZzzZZ
10:17:54 Nick: vonw is now known as [QLD]von
10:25:02 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o [QLD]von
10:34:46 Join: moneymane ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
10:34:47 Mode: (by mERK) +v moneymane
10:35:16 <moneymane> who gives a fuk about some animals running around in the field beating their chests to win a blue colored trinket
10:41:20 <+[QLD]von> obviously not you
10:44:29 <moneymane> imagine spending this earthly existance running around a field like an animal
10:44:37 <moneymane> some g0dly experience there....
10:49:48 <moneymane> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHMwRRY_V8
10:49:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fredo Santana Feat. Young Scooter "I Need More" (Rest In Peace) (WSHH Exclusive - Music Video) (Jan 21, 2018) Length: - Category: Music - 662,001 views - 21,331 likes (97.6%), 517 dislikes (2.4%)
10:52:36 <moneymane> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohpneh1gn80
10:52:39 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fredo Santana - Lotta Lotta Guns (Official Video) Shot By @AZaeProduction (Jan 19, 2017) Length: 2:46 - Category: Music - 802,349 views - 11,274 likes (97.2%), 330 dislikes (2.8%)
10:52:45 <moneymane> nigga try to rob me, he gonna get lotsa slug
10:53:03 <moneymane> everyone be quiet, im on the phone with the plug
10:55:11 <moneymane> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxcQyUNFIqs
10:55:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fredo Santana - Pass Me My Double Cup (Official Video) Shot By @AZaeProduction (Jun 11, 2015) Length: 3:09 - Category: People & Blogs - 4,002,564 views - 35,391 likes (96%), 1,458 dislikes (4%)
10:58:14 <moneymane> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE
10:58:17 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bobby Shmurda - Hot N*gga (Aug 1, 2014) Length: 3:18 - Category: Music - 447,410,774 views - 2,622,699 likes (93.4%), 185,134 dislikes (6.6%)
10:58:36 <l00p3y-SLEEPzZzzZZ> you're an animal.
10:58:39 <l00p3y-SLEEPzZzzZZ> deal with it.
10:58:46 <moneymane> no im g0dly
10:58:47 Nick: l00p3y-SLEEPzZzzZZ is now known as TheLLAMA
10:58:48 <moneymane> an image of g0d
10:59:00 <moneymane> so are you
10:59:00 <TheLLAMA> you're not.
10:59:03 <moneymane> and even von
10:59:06 <moneymane> the dinosaur
10:59:13 <TheLLAMA> i dont see the resembelence whatsoever.
10:59:20 <moneymane> ive seen g0d
10:59:23 <moneymane> he looks human son
10:59:25 <TheLLAMA> u barely even have any followers.
10:59:36 <TheLLAMA> hows #nerdhax going for u
10:59:40 <moneymane> i have millions of followers, i started this church and we gonna rape kids etc
11:00:04 <+[QLD]von> pedo ?
11:00:07 <TheLLAMA> can't even come up with an original name yourself
11:00:07 <moneymane> qc
11:00:19 <moneymane> what sort of name u referring to hobbs4
11:00:56 <TheLLAMA> #nerdhax why name it after this channel... hoping to get a back fill of people accidently joining there ?
11:01:03 <TheLLAMA> and becoming part of your cult..
11:01:05 <moneymane> this channel is 99.9% pedo
11:01:12 <moneymane> obviously a new one needs to be setup
11:01:23 <moneymane> which has been done, and its quite successful
11:01:30 <TheLLAMA> at least [[[[[[PONG]]]]]]]]] is original. He has #pooland
11:01:33 <moneymane> no pedo rules, no pedo hierarchies
11:01:37 <moneymane> just simple chat room
11:01:44 <moneymane> rabbit is in pooland
11:01:44 <TheLLAMA> your trying to cash in on steven not being here
11:01:48 <moneymane> he's 100% pedo
11:02:04 <moneymane> steven even joins my chat
11:02:09 <moneymane> he knows this channel is full of pedos
11:02:17 <moneymane> not only my chat its OUR chat
11:02:19 <TheLLAMA> he knows no such thing
11:02:21 <moneymane> for non-pedos
11:02:38 <+[QLD]von> you cal everyone pedos and rockjspiders yet you say this ---> [11:08] <moneymane> i have millions of followers, i started this church and we gonna rape kids etc
11:02:40 <moneymane> non pedos can join there
11:02:44 <TheLLAMA> you havent provided the evidence that there are pedophiles in here
11:02:54 <TheLLAMA> and if there was they wouldnt last long
11:03:00 <moneymane> von, hobbs said something about having no followers and we were talking about g0dliness
11:03:10 <moneymane> so i assumed u meant jesus and his crew of kiddie fiddlers
11:03:32 <moneymane> why cant men have sex and wear pants
11:03:41 <moneymane> they have to wear dresses and hide their dics in their assholes
11:03:45 <moneymane> for altar boys
11:03:54 <+[QLD]von> seemed like you called yourself a pedo in that sentence
11:03:55 <TheLLAMA> you are a man of many talents
11:03:59 <moneymane> im a hero
11:04:03 <moneymane> im a millionaire
11:04:14 <moneymane> im many things but im no pedo rockspider
11:04:16 <moneymane> or a couger like von
11:05:28 <moneymane> im not listening to anything 6ix9ine is producing cos he sent death threats to chief keef
11:05:34 <moneymane> one of my fav rappers
11:05:50 <TheLLAMA> i have money someone lent me
11:06:10 <TheLLAMA> but i dont want to spend it on drugs
11:06:13 <TheLLAMA> as its not enough
11:06:20 <moneymane> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4YvkZeLrjs
11:06:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Infected Mushroom - Heavyweight (May 14, 2010) Length: 8:45 - Category: Entertainment - 7,456,963 views - 44,551 likes (96.8%), 1,485 dislikes (3.2%)
11:06:32 <moneymane> when can u get drugs
11:06:49 <+[QLD]von> vinnie paz, immortal tech, ill bill, necro = best rappers
11:06:59 <TheLLAMA> and if i wait 45mins if his bookkeeper did pay my invoice his payments clear @ 10am
11:07:03 <TheLLAMA> so so
11:07:04 <moneymane> nah they are all couger rappers von
11:07:06 <TheLLAMA> 10am
11:07:11 <TheLLAMA> i wait 45mins
11:07:16 <TheLLAMA> before i decide
11:07:18 <moneymane> u wont get the money hobbs
11:07:24 <moneymane> u'll have to wait until pay day
11:07:43 <TheLLAMA> nah hes pretty good.. hes just had a newborn baby this past week
11:07:50 <moneymane> yea he wont do it
11:07:52 <moneymane> i guarantee it
11:07:57 <moneymane> itll be another day, not today
11:08:05 <TheLLAMA> and he wouldve paid it so he can go be busy getting to bond with his new kid
11:08:15 <moneymane> nah he missed out by a day or so
11:08:19 <moneymane> u wont get the drug money in time
11:08:27 <TheLLAMA> lol
11:08:38 <TheLLAMA> i always get paid son
11:08:46 <TheLLAMA> they dont stop paying me
11:08:54 <TheLLAMA> because im one person that actually makes them money
11:09:06 <TheLLAMA> so wont ever get me on the wrong side
11:10:01 Nick: Glenn is now known as Glenn_At_Work
11:10:13 <TheLLAMA> i got all day and nite anyway to get this shit done
11:10:39 <TheLLAMA> i make out like its a hard and lengthy task to do so they fuck off
11:10:58 <TheLLAMA> can have most shit done within the hour
11:11:09 <TheLLAMA> have to manage expectations
11:11:39 <TheLLAMA> never do more than what u have too and if its not in your contract dont do it
11:11:52 <TheLLAMA> and if they ask something that is above ur pay grade
11:11:55 <TheLLAMA> dont do it
11:12:43 <TheLLAMA> coz then they'll have u being a project manager, account manager and tech cunt doing everything
11:12:51 <TheLLAMA> fuk thattttttt
11:13:04 <TheLLAMA> do one thing and do that one thing right
11:13:07 <TheLLAMA> heh
11:13:28 <moneymane> do the job that gets u enough ice
11:13:35 <TheLLAMA> fuck im g0d
11:13:46 <TheLLAMA> no
11:13:49 <TheLLAMA> i do as i please
11:13:59 <moneymane> no u dont
11:14:00 <moneymane> u are a slave
11:14:05 <moneymane> im free however
11:14:10 <moneymane> g0d made me free
11:14:11 <TheLLAMA> yeah a slave to the drugs
11:14:12 <moneymane> retired at 31
11:14:15 <TheLLAMA> haha
11:14:18 <moneymane> g0d made me retire at 31
11:14:25 <moneymane> dont know why
11:14:30 <moneymane> maybe i did some cool stuff
11:15:14 <TheLLAMA> why retire when u start a fire and become a lead singer in a choir all for it backfire and thats why u sir are a fucking LIAR.
11:16:20 <TheLLAMA> ur even too afraid to do drugs up stairs
11:16:23 <moneymane> ive been trying to get this song name out of my head the last 15 minutes
11:16:27 <TheLLAMA> ur even too afraid to do drugs up stairs
11:16:28 <moneymane> fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk what is it
11:16:30 <TheLLAMA> ur even too afraid to do drugs up stairs
11:16:34 <TheLLAMA> so what now
11:16:39 <moneymane> i am upstairs
11:16:46 <TheLLAMA> doing drugs?
11:16:49 <TheLLAMA> no.
11:16:51 <TheLLAMA> why not
11:16:52 <moneymane> of course
11:16:53 <TheLLAMA> scared hey
11:17:00 <moneymane> i got a pound here to smoke plus half pound of shrooms
11:17:02 <moneymane> gold tops
11:17:03 <TheLLAMA> u gotta go downstairs to do drugs
11:17:10 <TheLLAMA> that is PISS WEAK
11:17:10 <moneymane> nah i got drugs everywhere
11:17:17 <moneymane> i can prepare a bowl anywhere in the house
11:18:21 <TheLLAMA> i think there is someone or something upstairs which is telling u what u can and cant do upstairs
11:18:28 <TheLLAMA> they're your boss
11:19:03 <moneymane> i bought this house with cash
11:19:08 <moneymane> i can do anything i want anywhere i want
11:19:13 <moneymane> however this house i bought for mom
11:19:29 <moneymane> FUKKKKKK
11:19:33 <TheLLAMA> no u cant
11:19:34 <moneymane> found the song guys
11:19:36 <moneymane> enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZzf_wGQAac
11:19:39 <TheLLAMA> have some fucking respect for ya mum
11:19:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Infected Mushroom - People Are Strange (Cover The Doors) (Feb 19, 2012) Length: 4:53 - Category: Music - 1,584,332 views - 12,025 likes (94.9%), 649 dislikes (5.1%)
11:19:40 <TheLLAMA> ffs
11:19:43 <moneymane> volume up
11:19:56 <TheLLAMA> not even i do drugs in front of my mum
11:19:56 <moneymane> hobbs im about to buy another few houses
11:19:59 <moneymane> i will move out son
11:20:07 <+Skirmish> ROFLMAO
11:20:40 <TheLLAMA> yeah ur moving downstairs
11:20:51 <TheLLAMA> upstairs is going to be off limits
11:21:14 <moneymane> ive just got to wait until this ray white faggot gets pressured by arbitration from my lawyers
11:21:22 <moneymane> then i can proceed to buy more
11:21:47 <TheLLAMA> there is no property settlement thats going to happen
11:22:01 <TheLLAMA> they just simply are getting u removed from the lease
11:22:13 <TheLLAMA> then ur out mate
11:22:16 <TheLLAMA> on ya own
11:22:17 <moneymane> i dont have a lease son, i own everything i have
11:22:21 <moneymane> ive got no debt
11:22:44 <TheLLAMA> u r in debt upto your eye balls and smoking drugs is an escape from reality
11:23:22 <TheLLAMA> but let me tell u one thing. doing drugs makes ya feel good. so just keep doing them.
11:23:56 <TheLLAMA> people that say drugs are bad must have been given shit drugs before
11:23:59 <TheLLAMA> because fuck man
11:24:03 <TheLLAMA> drugs are soooooooooo good.
11:24:17 <moneymane> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZQaYKZMTI
11:24:20 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Billy Idol - White Wedding Pt 1 (Mar 9, 2009) Length: 3:29 - Category: Music - 17,537,136 views - 88,550 likes (97.1%), 2,617 dislikes (2.9%)
11:24:32 <TheLLAMA> speaking of which
11:24:37 <TheLLAMA> i should get some.
11:24:45 <moneymane> qc
11:27:59 <moneymane> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FkdleIkFyo
11:28:02 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Cars - Drive - Who's Gonna Drive You Home - Lyrics (Jan 13, 2017) Length: 3:54 - Category: Music - 15,668,302 views - 81,134 likes (96.3%), dislikes (3.7%)
11:28:04 <moneymane> qc
11:31:37 <moneymane> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkRKT6T0QLg
11:31:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Philip Bailey, Phil Collins - Easy Lover (Video) (Jul 29, 2013) Length: 4:47 - Category: Music - 33,046,143 views - 150,591 likes (96.6%), 5,247 dislikes (3.4%)
11:31:43 <moneymane> qc
11:36:48 <moneymane> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjecYugTbIQ
11:36:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Grizzly Bear - Two Weeks (music video in HD) Veckatimest out now (May 23, 2009) Length: 4:10 - Category: Music - 12,596,729 views - 70,363 likes (97.1%), 2,110 dislikes (2.9%)
11:36:53 <moneymane> qc
11:39:26 <TheLLAMA> ok shes not paying me today
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11:40:02 <TheLLAMA> lizard is a maggot
11:40:12 <lizard> fuck off
11:40:16 <TheLLAMA> lizard is a maggot
11:40:19 <moneymane> i gotta fuken call these lawyers
11:40:22 <moneymane> waste of my time
11:40:32 <TheLLAMA> lizard is a MAGGOT
11:40:42 <TheLLAMA> lizard is a MAGGOT
11:40:48 <lizard> wheres tim-sim
11:40:55 <TheLLAMA> fuck off
11:41:01 <moneymane> shitmish shitter would know where he is
11:41:01 <lizard> rofl
11:41:03 <moneymane> tim-sim shitter
11:41:10 <TheLLAMA> fuck off lizard
11:41:47 <moneymane> taking my ddrugs and shit downstairs brb
11:41:56 <lizard> k
11:45:22 <lizard> fuk off lamer
11:47:08 <lizard> fuk im a hero
11:47:11 <lizard> damn
11:47:14 <TheLLAMA> he got told not to do drugs upstairs
11:47:16 <TheLLAMA> week
11:47:27 <TheLLAMA> he has to go downstairs to do his drugs
11:47:35 <TheLLAMA> what a loser
11:48:12 <TheLLAMA> "I TOLD U TIME AND TIME AGAIN OKO U DO NOT DO DRUGS UPSTAIRS - mum
11:48:26 <TheLLAMA> get DOWNSTAIRS NOW!!
11:48:35 <TheLLAMA> chases him with a broom
11:52:10 <TheLLAMA> fuck what i should eat
11:52:18 <TheLLAMA> its 10am
11:52:20 <TheLLAMA> is KFC OPEN
11:52:27 <TheLLAMA> YEAH THINK THEY OPEN 10AM
11:52:33 <TheLLAMA> LET ME SEE WHAT THEY HAVE ON OFFER..
11:53:05 <+[QLD]von> chicken
11:54:56 <TheLLAMA> could do subway and the $8 footlong
11:55:07 <TheLLAMA> today i believe its italian bmt
11:55:25 <+[QLD]von> good sub
11:56:57 <TheLLAMA> ok i will go get that
11:57:04 <TheLLAMA> bak in 15mins
11:57:11 Nick: TheLLAMA is now known as TheALPACA
11:57:40 <TheALPACA> have a quiick pipe 1st
12:01:01 <TheALPACA> shit
12:07:30 <lizard> quick half kilo ham
12:07:38 <lizard> triple smoked
12:17:13 <lizard> tim-sim won't be back
12:17:21 <lizard> hes scared af
12:17:36 <TheALPACA> scared of who?
12:17:42 <TheALPACA> he would make u all piss
12:17:44 <lizard> god
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12:18:04 <lizard> cuntll get owned
12:18:30 <TheALPACA> nope
12:18:37 <TheALPACA> he would hurt u
12:18:38 <lizard> cunts gunna haveta go church and suck off jesus for redemption
12:19:03 <lizard> hes useless
12:19:22 <lizard> youll see he wont be back
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12:19:48 <TheALPACA> so im 0 from 2. no invoices been paid today
12:19:55 <TheALPACA> just msgd the lucky 3rd
12:19:59 <TheALPACA> awaiting response
12:20:30 <lizard> cunts got better ideas
12:20:41 <+Skirmish> ROFL andy is still here ranting like a mental case.
12:20:49 <lizard> maybe they goin with a professional
12:20:56 <TheALPACA> typical business people.
12:21:03 <+Skirmish> I bet he never leaves for the whole day ... just sits here constantly raving on about nothing of value.
12:21:03 <TheALPACA> its fine
12:21:20 <TheALPACA> am i not professional?
12:21:23 <TheALPACA> how so.
12:21:32 <lizard> tim-sim wont be back
12:21:40 <TheALPACA> Tim Sim will be back
12:21:46 <TheALPACA> u wont be
12:21:52 <lizard> i bet u he wont.
12:22:01 <TheALPACA> he will be
12:22:02 <+Skirmish> ROFL
12:22:05 <TheALPACA> hes a top bloke
12:22:05 <lizard> no
12:22:18 <TheALPACA> one of the rare few here.
12:22:18 <lizard> hes fatter than archie
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12:22:25 <+Skirmish> YOU WON'T BE BACK ANDY!
12:22:40 <TheALPACA> hes been angry all day...
12:22:50 <TheALPACA> blow all his centerlink already?
12:23:03 <+Skirmish> Bonny zlined him and that act gave his life purpose for the whole day.
12:23:07 <+Skirmish> He should thank Bonny.
12:23:32 <TheALPACA> Bonny has also done a good job z-lining me.
12:23:46 <TheALPACA> I believe most are still likely z-lined.
12:23:52 <TheALPACA> so were decommissioned
12:24:08 <+Skirmish> He is also angry because its now been revealed his name is Andrew and he's been disabled since he was 14.
12:24:20 <TheALPACA> what the fuck
12:24:26 <TheALPACA> i thought his name was fred.
12:24:32 <TheALPACA> now its andy?
12:24:36 <TheALPACA> geezus whats next
12:24:45 <TheALPACA> find out its actually a girl
12:25:00 <TheALPACA> taking human growth hormones
12:25:04 <+Skirmish> He would like people to believe it's anything other than Andrew. Disabled since a teenager. Picked on relentlessly ... on austnet to try and redeem some self esteem.
12:25:11 <TheALPACA> would explain the outbursts
12:25:30 <+Skirmish> Poor, sad, andy.
12:25:43 <TheALPACA> what was his made up name then?
12:25:47 <+Skirmish> brb booking movie tickets.
12:39:15 <+Skirmish> Done. Deadpool 2 tomorrow arvo at Kotara Gold Class.
12:46:02 Quit: lizard ([email protected]) Quit: people to do, places to see, unlike skirmish.
12:47:23 <+Skirmish> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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13:12:54 <TheALPACA> what session in the arvo?
13:13:10 <+Skirmish> 350
13:13:22 <TheALPACA> excellent.
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13:14:40 <TheALPACA> i hear there is chatter on the darkweb about possible terrorist attacks targeting that specific gold class session @ 3.50
13:15:24 <TheALPACA> could be just that chatter .. chit chatter or lies
13:15:48 <TheALPACA> but im telling u right now if you goto that gold class cinema at that time to see that movie u will die.
13:17:41 <TheALPACA> dead cunt
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13:22:51 <booova> DeanoTheCyclist, im going to off you
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13:31:55 <booova> Qc plus quick smoke
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13:42:21 <+Skirmish> ROFL the shed goblin stewing in his own filth the gigantic fat useless turd.
13:52:15 <booova> Well well well, if it isnt the fatass jumbo dominos shitter or also known as tds or shitmish
13:54:29 <+Skirmish> ROFL check out this fat cunt projecting his own massive gunt onto others.
13:54:38 <+Skirmish> Time for you to fuck off too fatty.
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14:01:02 * DeanoTheCyclist scratches his nuts
14:01:24 <DeanoTheCyclist> fuck i got a finely tuned body of an elite sports professional
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14:19:01 <holyfuk> fuk that was a good piss
14:19:05 <holyfuk> holy fuk
14:19:07 <holyfuk> damb
14:19:10 <holyfuk> damn fk
14:19:34 <holyfuk> sate fukkin chicken 4 dinner cunts
14:19:42 <holyfuk> wat u plebs eatin
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14:22:31 <DeanoTheCyclist> going get on in a munute'
14:22:36 <DeanoTheCyclist> pissing down outside
14:24:15 <DeanoTheCyclist> waitn for this cunt fukn finish at fukn shop
14:24:23 <DeanoTheCyclist> rekns he wont be long he says
14:25:11 <DeanoTheCyclist> its like hurry ur hole ya cunt
14:27:36 * DeanoTheCyclist flexes his biceps and throws himself face first too the floor and proceeds to do 100 push ups in quick succession
14:28:12 * DeanoTheCyclist springs back to his feet does a backflip and pulls a pose
14:28:25 * DeanoTheCyclist watches the flashes of the cameras go off
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14:29:03 * DeanoTheCyclist says thank you to his many adoring fans with a wave
14:29:58 * DeanoTheCyclist grabs a crow bar and belts every cunt in the channel over the back of the head
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14:32:05 <DeanoTheCyclist> yes?
14:34:45 <DeanoTheCyclist> what do u want?
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14:35:06 <DeanoTheCyclist> hello vonw
14:35:11 <vonw> hi
14:35:58 <DeanoTheCyclist> busy day?
14:36:07 <vonw> yes verty
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14:36:12 <vonw> very*
14:36:25 <DeanoTheCyclist> thats good
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14:37:50 <DeanoTheCyclist> just waiting......
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14:40:13 <DeanoTheCyclist> does my head in
14:40:22 <b1rd> lol
14:41:10 <DeanoTheCyclist> yeah too funny
14:42:41 <DeanoTheCyclist> gonna go have a big shot
14:43:02 <DeanoTheCyclist> goin for a ride
14:43:05 <DeanoTheCyclist> back soon
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15:54:58 <utrea> Glenn_At_Work is pe...do
15:55:02 <utrea> Pedo
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15:58:46 <utrea> Excellent zline evading ESAT1
15:59:16 <ESAT1> YO
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16:00:08 <yakuza> glenn is a bigtime kiddie toucher
16:00:16 <ESAT1> yo
16:00:17 <utrea> Yes he is
16:00:25 <mib_68wvgg> oiiii
16:00:46 <mib_68wvgg> hkgh
16:00:48 <mib_68wvgg> fgfggdd
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16:00:49 <mib_68wvgg> d
16:00:50 <mib_68wvgg> d
16:00:50 <mib_68wvgg> sd
16:00:51 <mib_68wvgg> d
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16:00:56 <mib_68wvgg> j
16:00:57 <mib_68wvgg> j
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16:01:05 <yakuza> ROFL
16:01:07 <yakuza> owned
16:01:15 <yakuza> careful everyone bonny is on her rags
16:01:27 <yakuza> fuckin slut has dick deficiency syndrome
16:01:41 <ESAT1> why did mib get kicked
16:01:44 <ESAT1> hahahahhah
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16:02:15 <OmarDaddy> shakir
16:02:31 <ESAT1> yo
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16:03:08 <serkannn> jjj
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16:04:03 <Bobthebuilde> bruh'
16:05:26 <Bobthebuilde> Ay
16:05:42 <Bobthebuilde> 50th sub get my nudes
16:09:19 <serkannn> yes i wanna see ur 2cm dick
16:09:31 <serkannn> wait zoom the pic thoo
16:09:41 <serkannn> coz i cant see it when normal
16:09:47 <Bobthebuilde> it might fit in the picture
16:09:49 <Bobthebuilde> sorrry
16:10:00 <serkannn> ofdhhfghfghfghffg
16:10:10 <Bobthebuilde> bobthebuilder
16:10:37 <Bobthebuilde> https://www.facebook.com › Places › Cannington, Western Australia
16:11:21 <serkannn> ahmed is a nigerian scammer he fsakes his nudes and photoshops his dick to make it look bigger ahahhahahhahah u fake cunt
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16:16:31 <utrea> Qc
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16:26:48 <utrea> Qc again guys
16:31:45 <utrea> Fuk that was a nice cone
16:37:42 <utrea> Qc guys, sorry
16:42:19 <utrea> Fukkkkkk... sorry guys, another qc
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16:44:42 <grinder> Retards: Plural
16:44:52 <grinder> Football sux
17:03:31 <utrea> Yes sports are for silverbacks who need to protect their watering hole
17:04:39 <utrea> Nice zline evading ingenerative
17:05:46 <utrea> Qc
17:14:13 <utrea> Qc
17:19:37 <yakuza> who playin in the footy sorry i didnt even know it was on
17:19:46 <yakuza> probably not a working class loser
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17:23:12 <utrea> Nice zline evading moke
17:23:35 <moke> Excuse me
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17:24:06 <moke> ?
17:26:26 * TheLLAMA starts spitting at everyone
17:27:28 <moke> Hello
17:28:10 * TheLLAMA spits
17:29:40 <utrea> Moke that u tsr?
17:29:54 <moke> No I am not TSR
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17:39:26 <utrea> Welcome glenn pe..do
17:39:29 <utrea> Pedo
17:40:18 <utrea> Why are you such a giant pedo rockspider
17:42:59 <utrea> Mr glenn az..lin did u fuk your young azn boyfriend in the pooper this week?
17:43:12 <utrea> Or did u accept his dic in u
17:43:35 <utrea> Azlin speak up
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17:50:55 <yakuza> who playin in da footay?
17:51:48 <yakuza> Skirmish is a pedo
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18:22:50 <President_Trump> props tho
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18:53:44 <President_Trump> tennis?
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18:56:11 <mib_7qlmwg> miss willams ripped her ape pectoral boob
18:56:17 <mib_7qlmwg> dropped out trump!
18:58:00 <President_Trump> u and her have identical figures!
18:59:41 <mib_7qlmwg> what ded sexy
18:59:45 <mib_7qlmwg> o,O
19:00:50 <mib_7qlmwg> whats serenas body fat percentage would u do her skin folds?
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19:02:14 <mib_7qlmwg> skirm is in the house, everyone hes da best!
19:02:27 <utrea> Shitmish shitter
19:02:33 <utrea> Aka tds
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19:09:39 <utrea> Shitmish is the great dominos shitter or also known as tds
19:09:57 <mib_7qlmwg> cool hey
19:10:07 <mib_7qlmwg> how cool outta 10
19:10:23 <utrea> Hes a smelly jumbo fatass
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19:12:00 <utrea> Look at the pedos watching the apes run around a field
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19:13:17 <utrea> Qc
19:15:18 <mib_7qlmwg> rather watch skirm have a bath right;l
19:17:39 Nick: Glenn is now known as [VIC]Glenn
19:18:05 <utrea> Glsnn is big..time pe...do
19:18:12 <utrea> Pedo rockspider
19:19:03 <utrea> [KeySilverback]utrea
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19:30:55 <mib_7qlmwg> hi cc!
19:31:18 <+couleurs> hi nate u hunk
19:32:42 <+couleurs> what song u got on
19:32:48 <[TSR]President_Trump> nate got sexy body like serena williams
19:33:00 <+couleurs> hek yea
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19:35:57 <mib_7qlmwg> trump is A+ rump!
19:38:32 <mib_7qlmwg> https://www.9now.com.au/bromans/season-1/episode-1
19:38:38 <mib_7qlmwg> i am watching bromans with trump
19:38:58 <+couleurs> lols
19:39:03 <mib_7qlmwg> they have no shirts on trump
19:39:26 <mib_7qlmwg> rub some oil in (oko oil)
19:41:33 <[TSR]President_Trump> u watching love island bae?
19:44:54 <mib_7qlmwg> sure am!
19:45:13 <mib_7qlmwg> kim wasnt looking for love, just to tease ;l
19:45:16 <mib_7qlmwg> lolol
19:45:37 <mib_7qlmwg> alright bromans wasnt good
19:45:43 <mib_7qlmwg> o,O
19:46:50 Nick: seaner is now known as [QLD]seaner
19:49:18 <+couleurs> i'm eating nuts
19:49:59 <AndroUser> I'm deeply depressed and distressed.
19:50:15 <+couleurs> who r u
19:50:49 <AndroUser> That's not of importance.
19:54:05 <mib_7qlmwg> eggmix?
19:54:06 <mib_7qlmwg> :O
19:54:14 <mib_7qlmwg> wOOhhooo
19:54:25 <+couleurs> join teh club!!!!!
19:55:43 <[TSR]utrea> Qc
20:00:45 <mib_7qlmwg> cc u in a club?
20:01:23 <+couleurs> yeap
20:01:25 <+couleurs> FiFa
20:08:08 <AndroUser> Is it normal to forget you have feelings for your SO, if you don't see them for a month?
20:09:20 <[TSR]bubblegum> uh
20:09:55 <[TSR]bubblegum> why are you apart?
20:10:20 <mib_7qlmwg> have a cone and join oko in the shed
20:10:27 <mib_7qlmwg> forget your worries 4 eva
20:10:35 <AndroUser> Work commitments.
20:10:56 <AndroUser> Who is oko?
20:12:10 <mib_7qlmwg> hes a sexy wog from parramatta
20:12:39 <mib_7qlmwg> love island in 9minutes
20:12:42 <mib_7qlmwg> trump
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20:19:58 <+couleurs> ok
20:20:45 <mib_7qlmwg> i got some headphones from china and new gym shoes from england both turned up same time 1 week later
20:20:53 <mib_7qlmwg> impressive
20:21:08 <[TSR]President_Trump> link
20:21:11 <[TSR]President_Trump> lets se
20:21:17 <mib_7qlmwg> i can link the shoes
20:22:18 <+couleurs> beets by docter dry and adidos?
20:22:28 <mib_7qlmwg> https://www.fruugoaustralia.com/inov-8-fast-lift-370-boa-mens-weightlifting-training-shoes/p-10554958-22122915?gclid=Cj0KCQjwjN7YBRCOARIsAFCb935jEs7JRg7aFMd7jYzEFMrhCf9z5NdxE2c94nrJJGWopYMNlI7-ogsaAnxdEALw_wcB
20:22:56 <[TSR]President_Trump> weight lifting shoes lol
20:23:10 <+couleurs> dats some weird nike airmaxes
20:23:13 <[TSR]President_Trump> tsr needs them just to walk around in
20:23:30 <+couleurs> good 1
20:23:36 <+couleurs> he is the weight
20:23:39 <mib_7qlmwg> tsr has lost weight
20:23:44 <mib_7qlmwg> ded sexy now
20:24:06 <mib_7qlmwg> i have been called amazing and impressive last 2 days
20:24:14 <mib_7qlmwg> must be looking at my belly
20:24:16 <mib_7qlmwg> :O
20:24:36 <mib_7qlmwg> hugs trump?
20:24:41 <mib_7qlmwg> love island
20:26:11 <[TSR]President_Trump> is it good?
20:26:19 <[TSR]President_Trump> i have a few eps recorded
20:28:12 <mib_7qlmwg> yes
20:28:28 <mib_7qlmwg> watch it online
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20:32:45 <[TSR]utrea> Hi mia girl
20:32:54 <MiaXx> whats with the usernames
20:33:10 <[QLD]Glenn> State of Origin
20:33:16 <[TSR]utrea> Is your asshole nice and clean for jesus today hun?
20:33:24 <MiaXx> lol
20:33:29 <[TSR]President_Trump> lols
20:33:41 <[TSR]President_Trump> poo your pants again?
20:33:48 <MiaXx> not quite
20:33:49 <[TSR]President_Trump> jesus likes them dirty
20:33:49 Nick: Skirmish is now known as [QLD]Skirmish
20:34:00 <[TSR]utrea> Hello there shitmish
20:34:16 Nick: MiaXx is now known as [TSR]Mia
20:34:29 <+[QLD]Skirmish> They there utrea. Which cowardly potato are you?
20:34:30 <[TSR]utrea> Looool at mia
20:34:35 <mib_7qlmwg> tsr is beautiful darren the player
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20:34:57 <mib_7qlmwg> probably out with jen watching a movie
20:35:04 <moke> Hi
20:35:07 <moke> I’m moke
20:35:22 <[TSR]Mia> are you a yoke
20:35:35 <+[QLD]Skirmish> oko is a joke.
20:35:38 <moke> Are you TSR
20:35:47 <[TSR]Mia> i am not.
20:36:11 Nick: [TSR]Mia is now known as Mia
20:36:34 <[TSR]President_Trump> lol [tsr]mia
20:36:40 <moke> Why is TSR in front of your nick
20:36:54 <Mia> state of origin
20:37:02 <moke> Gay
20:37:14 <Mia> good time to be
20:37:34 <moke> Maybe we can be gay together
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20:38:09 <Mia> anyway me go, might be bak later
20:38:11 Quit: Mia ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
20:38:15 <[TSR]bubblegum> k
20:38:22 <[TSR]vinny> shitmish
20:38:29 <[TSR]utrea> Mia if u invest time and money into professionally getting your asshole bleached, jesus will see you regularly on his flying donkey
20:38:55 <moke> Does TSR bleach his anus
20:39:15 <mib_7qlmwg> who wants to date TSR
20:39:22 <moke> He’d have lots of dried poo around it..
20:39:28 <[TSR]utrea> No hes a smelly jumbo fatass like shitmish
20:39:53 <moke> Yes, apparently Skirmish is a large lad
20:40:25 <[TSR]President_Trump> <+moke> Does TSR bleach his anus
20:40:27 <[TSR]President_Trump> ask jen
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20:40:42 <moke> She not on
20:40:54 <moke> bubblegum might do it for him
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20:41:09 <bubblegum> might do what
20:41:14 <utrea> Pedos
20:41:17 <moke> Anus bleaching
20:41:32 <bubblegum> not even sure what that involves
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20:41:38 <vinny> FAGGOTS!
20:41:40 Mode: (by mERK) +v President_Trump
20:41:51 <utrea> Staff are bigtime pedo rockspiders
20:41:52 <moke> Bleaching TSR’s anus
20:41:54 <President_Trump> lols
20:42:16 <vinny> TSR is a faggot
20:42:21 <vinny> Where is jen gow?
20:45:48 <mib_7qlmwg> shes out trying on new bras
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20:48:55 <[TDS]Shitmish> Hey there loowheeze..lucky for u TSR is offline
20:55:44 <loowheeze> good
20:56:06 <moke> He’s the boogie man
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21:13:12 <+[QLD]Skirmish> pongo the autistic potato.
21:16:24 <moke> How is pong Autistic
21:16:57 <+[QLD]Skirmish> He is clearly mentally disabled.
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21:17:19 <bubblegum> struck a chord
21:18:50 <+couleurs> [[[[[[[[[[[[ couleurs ]]]]]]]]]]]]]
21:19:58 <+couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DfAG3W1U8AE7lQk.jpg:large
21:20:02 <+couleurs> me n my gf
21:20:02 <+[QLD]Skirmish> couleurs, every time you enter the server you need to link this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI8Zx_QvNVU
21:20:06 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ice-T - Colors (Original Video) [HQ] (Apr 15, 2010) Length: 3:59 - Category: Music - 810,647 views - 7,776 likes (98%), dislikes (2%)
21:20:19 <+couleurs> good 1
21:20:38 <President_Trump> couleurs not colors
21:20:55 <+[QLD]Skirmish> You just don't get it trump.
21:21:20 <+couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azNlYul2IoY
21:21:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: M83 - Couleurs (audio) (Jul 8, 2015) Length: 8:36 - Category: Music - 227,743 views - 1,634 likes (97.8%), 36 dislikes (2.2%)
21:21:24 <+couleurs> i play dis 1
21:21:38 <President_Trump> whats there to get?
21:22:42 <+[QLD]Skirmish> it. That is what you don't get. It.
21:23:38 <+couleurs> Lolarious
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21:39:36 <steven> sure kid sure
21:39:51 <President_Trump> where is the big fella
21:52:09 <+couleurs> sleeping in his filth
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22:00:40 <steven> lolz
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22:05:50 <[NSW]AGENT> NSW BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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22:06:10 <bubblegum> fuck of
22:06:11 <bubblegum> f
22:06:12 <bubblegum> f
22:09:23 <+couleurs> Make Me.
22:10:59 * bubblegum pushes couleurs off the edge of a cliff to a giant vagina shaped balloon
22:11:01 <bubblegum> there
22:11:16 <+couleurs> woo hoo
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22:19:50 <+couleurs> https://youtu.be/X5vtxYv6a2I
22:19:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Send bobs and vagene (Oct 6, 2017) Length: - Category: People & Blogs - 144,933 views - 3,452 likes (96.7%), 118 dislikes (3.3%)
22:19:53 <+couleurs> still me jam
22:33:37 <+seaner> right cunts
22:33:42 <+seaner> whats going on
22:38:05 <+couleurs> soz watching mugu beat pova good
22:40:24 <+couleurs> :P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
22:42:23 <+seaner> roflz
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22:43:02 <+couleurs> hi loops how was pixels hope u enjoyed it
22:43:37 <L00PEYD0G> i never watched it
22:43:53 <L00PEYD0G> but thank you for the suggestion
22:43:59 <+couleurs> wow
22:44:03 <+couleurs> i'm telling Mia
22:44:22 <L00PEYD0G> about
22:44:48 <+couleurs> you not watching pixels
22:45:01 <L00PEYD0G> why would she care
22:45:21 <+couleurs> idk
22:45:39 <L00PEYD0G> weirdo
22:45:45 <L00PEYD0G> haha
22:46:03 <L00PEYD0G> u do not mention my name to Miaxx
22:46:32 <+couleurs> Make Me.
22:47:24 <L00PEYD0G> i'm busy
22:49:18 <+couleurs> good
22:50:01 <L00PEYD0G> jealous
22:50:24 <+couleurs> no
22:50:32 <bubblegum> i can't believe it
22:50:41 <+couleurs> 's not butta
22:50:50 <L00PEYD0G> seeing is to believed
22:51:00 <L00PEYD0G> so open those eyes
22:51:30 <bubblegum> open those guys
22:51:47 <L00PEYD0G> ur a sick cunt
22:52:15 <bubblegum> you're the one who thought it
22:52:42 <L00PEYD0G> EYES
22:52:49 <L00PEYD0G> U SEE OUT OF THEM
22:53:02 <L00PEYD0G> unless your bozo jim
22:53:21 <bubblegum> yeah but what if you named your eyes the "guys"
22:53:43 <bubblegum> these eyes help me see, they're my guys
22:53:53 <L00PEYD0G> that would make u a poet and u didnt even know it
22:54:16 <bubblegum> sing me a song, L00PEYD0G
22:55:15 <L00PEYD0G> A SONG OF THE SEA........ B1RDS EYES FISH FINGERS
22:55:59 <L00PEYD0G> We catch 'em and freeze 'em quick as can be.
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22:56:11 <bubblegum> wow
22:56:13 <bubblegum> i love it
22:56:18 <bubblegum> that was great
22:56:34 <L00PEYD0G> i had more
22:56:40 <L00PEYD0G> thanks
22:56:45 <L00PEYD0G> its catchy
22:57:11 <L00PEYD0G> they used to taste better when u were a kid.
22:57:26 <bubblegum> feel like everything did
22:57:27 <L00PEYD0G> these days i think only tisk eats them
22:57:38 <L00PEYD0G> as part of his staple diet
22:57:45 <bubblegum> probably 50% more cardboard in them now
22:57:48 <bubblegum> honestly
22:58:11 <L00PEYD0G> like anything processed prob contained 5% fish flake
22:58:18 <L00PEYD0G> from south china sea
22:58:27 <L00PEYD0G> packaged in australia
22:58:53 <bubblegum> now with more uranium
23:01:29 * Skirmish delicately nibbles on some steak
23:02:19 Quit: tomorrowing ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
23:03:02 <+couleurs> wakey wakey hands off steakey
23:04:19 <bubblegum> Skirmish, don't you know you shouldn't eat after 9pm
23:04:43 <+Skirmish> Why not?
23:04:50 <bubblegum> makes you fat and ugly
23:05:08 <+Skirmish> I must be immune.
23:05:13 <+couleurs> Lol
23:05:49 <bubblegum> <+L00PEYD0G> so open those eyes
23:05:55 <+Skirmish> 400g steak, mushrooms and cracked pepper haloumi cooked in duck fat.
23:06:06 <+Skirmish> Plus a side of saurkraut.
23:06:17 <bubblegum> sounds lovely
23:06:27 <+Skirmish> It was delicious.
23:06:29 <bubblegum> but your body needs to rest at night
23:06:40 <bubblegum> and not be digesting all that protein
23:06:40 <+Skirmish> I am a shift worker.
23:06:46 <bubblegum> when do you wake?
23:06:56 <+Skirmish> I woke up at 830 this evening.
23:07:03 <bubblegum> oh right
23:07:46 <+Skirmish> I will fast for the next 12+ hours and have lunch tomorrow before heading to the movies.
23:07:59 <+Skirmish> drink HEAPS of water in between.
23:08:58 <+seaner> fasting is good
23:08:59 <L00PEYD0G> smoke meth
23:09:04 <L00PEYD0G> i have some meth'
23:09:04 <bubblegum> lol
23:09:09 <L00PEYD0G> i should smoke it
23:09:09 <+seaner> if you can restrict eating to a 6 hour window per day
23:09:12 <+seaner> you'll feel amazing
23:09:21 <+seaner> depends on body type though
23:09:23 <bubblegum> i can't fast for longer than 14 hours
23:09:27 <bubblegum> start to feel sick
23:09:35 <+seaner> lean bodies should not fast
23:09:43 <L00PEYD0G> shoot meth every hour for a few days
23:09:46 <+seaner> women in general
23:09:47 <L00PEYD0G> i think u fast for a while
23:09:50 <+seaner> lol
23:09:51 <L00PEYD0G> 5-7 days
23:09:58 <L00PEYD0G> no appetite
23:10:31 <+seaner> nice
23:10:33 <L00PEYD0G> or u use so much meth your mouth becomes all fucking sore and ulcers and shit
23:10:34 <+seaner> is that what you do
23:10:35 <L00PEYD0G> u cant chew
23:10:37 <L00PEYD0G> swallow
23:10:39 <L00PEYD0G> nothing
23:10:57 <+couleurs> Dog Cunt.
23:11:13 <L00PEYD0G> lick ur lips though
23:11:59 <+seaner> hows the seo game treating you sir
23:12:11 <+seaner> good enough to fund your drug addiction obviously
23:13:06 <L00PEYD0G> ;)
23:13:16 <L00PEYD0G> doing just fine
23:14:40 <L00PEYD0G> google is squeezing everyone out of paid ads where margins are becoming thinner
23:14:55 <+seaner> says the SEO dude
23:14:56 <+seaner> haha
23:15:06 <+seaner> I'm getting into FB ads now
23:15:11 <+seaner> seems to be where its at right now
23:15:14 <+seaner> adwords never sold me
23:15:26 <+seaner> people filter the ads out
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23:18:20 <l00peyd0g-> sorry d/c
23:18:37 <+couleurs> i'm busy
23:18:41 Quit: L00PEYD0G ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
23:18:45 <l00peyd0g-> as i was saying seaner adwords is becoming harder and harder to get a decent return
23:18:55 <l00peyd0g-> because google is taking more
23:19:11 <l00peyd0g-> so what do people do when that happens?
23:19:17 <l00peyd0g-> they look back to the seo
23:19:54 <l00peyd0g-> i convinced a freelance client to double his seo fee from july 1
23:19:57 <l00peyd0g-> he agreed
23:20:17 <l00peyd0g-> hes been paying google $500 every 3-4 days
23:20:24 <l00peyd0g-> they just getting worse
23:20:45 Quit: couleurs ([email protected]) Quit: ok bye
23:20:58 <l00peyd0g-> especially when i get more sales for him than google
23:21:09 <l00peyd0g-> his return is huge on seo
23:21:31 <l00peyd0g-> paid ads he barely makes his margins
23:21:43 <l00peyd0g-> spends 7k to make 20k sales
23:21:59 <l00peyd0g-> spends 800 with seo to make 15k sales
23:22:19 <l00peyd0g-> so hes doing 1500/mth
23:22:58 <l00peyd0g-> as hes aware that google isnt viable no more
23:23:01 <l00peyd0g-> :D
23:23:33 <l00peyd0g-> so yeah thats good i suppose.
23:23:48 <l00peyd0g-> plus i got a big chemist chain coming on board.
23:24:02 <l00peyd0g-> so they pay ok
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23:24:25 <l00peyd0g-> i wont be bleeding moneyyyyy seaner
23:24:37 <l00peyd0g-> didnt u want me to quote on your website?
23:25:09 <l00peyd0g-> ive been getting 3-4 new customers every month for past 6 months
23:25:36 <+seaner> shit
23:25:38 <l00peyd0g-> im not even trying
23:25:40 <+seaner> youve been talking
23:25:47 <l00peyd0g-> well u asked
23:26:04 <+seaner> fucking hell
23:26:08 <+seaner> $500 every 4 days
23:26:11 <+seaner> thats massive spend
23:26:20 <l00peyd0g-> google is squeezing alot of people out
23:26:37 <+seaner> what chemist chain
23:26:39 <+seaner> you got
23:26:40 <l00peyd0g-> prob need to balance there sheets
23:26:56 <+seaner> i dont need seo on my site
23:27:00 <l00peyd0g-> google can do whateveer they want with adwords
23:27:06 <+seaner> althogh i am rebranding and getting 2 new sites for my businesses
23:27:07 <l00peyd0g-> they own it and control it
23:27:11 <l00peyd0g-> who audits them
23:27:12 <l00peyd0g-> haha
23:27:13 <l00peyd0g-> google.
23:27:17 <+seaner> yeh
23:27:19 <+seaner> google is google
23:27:39 <l00peyd0g-> im doing wizard pharmacy
23:27:44 <l00peyd0g-> perth/brisbane franchises
23:27:54 <l00peyd0g-> dont think they any other cities.
23:27:59 <+seaner> ah k
23:28:13 <l00peyd0g-> cool
23:28:18 <l00peyd0g-> yeah im busy as all fuck'
23:28:27 <l00peyd0g-> but i always am
23:28:29 <+seaner> how much in retainer do you get per month
23:28:37 <+seaner> i need to automate my FB ads reports
23:28:41 <+seaner> its starting to piss me off
23:28:51 <+seaner> making reports for clients is fucking annoying
23:28:57 <+seaner> i want to set and forget
23:28:58 <l00peyd0g-> i have resellers who i work with
23:29:04 <+seaner> and just watch the money roll in
23:29:05 <l00peyd0g-> i have a few retail myself
23:29:13 <l00peyd0g-> but prefer to work with resellers
23:29:21 <+seaner> how much margin/commision do you give resellers
23:29:35 <l00peyd0g-> dont care
23:29:37 <l00peyd0g-> dont ask
23:29:38 <+seaner> my partner in another business does SEO as his day job
23:29:41 <l00peyd0g-> none of my business
23:29:51 <+seaner> i always use him
23:30:00 <+seaner> he charges me on average $1100
23:30:02 <+seaner> i charge $1500
23:30:10 <+seaner> for doing fucking nothing
23:30:34 <+seaner> he's happy because he gets clients he's paid nothing to acquire
23:30:38 <l00peyd0g-> yeah well if one is to do the maths and look at things im upto about 9k/mth
23:30:39 <+seaner> and I deal with their shit
23:30:41 <+seaner> he just does the work
23:30:43 <+seaner> without the bullshit
23:30:58 <+seaner> i can deal with people
23:31:00 <+seaner> thats my strong point
23:31:02 <l00peyd0g-> ;)
23:31:03 <+seaner> i tell them to fuck off
23:31:11 <+seaner> if they want the service they pay
23:31:15 <+seaner> otherwise go find someone else
23:31:26 <l00peyd0g-> nice mate
23:31:32 <+seaner> well its true
23:31:35 <l00peyd0g-> yeah
23:31:38 <+seaner> too many people get walked all over
23:31:41 <l00peyd0g-> people come to me
23:31:43 <+seaner> i dont need their business
23:31:49 <l00peyd0g-> i grow agencies
23:31:50 <+seaner> mindset is everything
23:32:03 <+seaner> you think that way, act that way
23:32:05 <l00peyd0g-> i grew one agency from 100 to 2000 clients
23:32:09 <+seaner> it comes your way
23:32:13 <+seaner> nice!
23:32:33 <l00peyd0g-> im just calm these days
23:32:36 <l00peyd0g-> content.
23:32:55 <l00peyd0g-> i only started taking on freelance work last 12 months
23:33:18 <+seaner> its the only way to get ahead
23:33:22 <President_Trump> <+l00peyd0g-> i grow agencies <----------- he must be on the gear tonight
23:33:32 <l00peyd0g-> yeah
23:33:40 <l00peyd0g-> clients just keep coming
23:33:59 <l00peyd0g-> theres about 5 new ones that need to be setup
23:34:20 <l00peyd0g-> my partners i choose do well
23:34:28 <l00peyd0g-> only got 3'
23:34:59 <l00peyd0g-> and they could all be giving me 5k/mth by end of year
23:35:06 <l00peyd0g-> so im happy with that
23:35:21 <l00peyd0g-> 15k/month is enough to live
23:35:28 <l00peyd0g-> and be upbeat for a while
23:35:39 <+seaner> my target is 30k a month
23:35:44 <+seaner> that'll make me happy
23:35:48 <+seaner> for a little while anyway
23:35:59 <+seaner> 100k/month is the ultimate goal
23:36:03 <l00peyd0g-> my target is 500k by end of 2019
23:36:08 <+seaner> will allow purchase of assets
23:36:11 <+seaner> to generate passive income
23:36:19 Quit: steven ([email protected]) Quit:
23:36:21 <+seaner> i cbf working
23:36:23 <l00peyd0g-> i dont accumulate assets
23:36:24 <+seaner> and i hate people in general
23:36:45 <+seaner> my generalised hate is why people like me so much
23:36:47 <+seaner> its ironic
23:36:52 <l00peyd0g-> i'll flip all customers onto bitcoin eventually
23:37:15 <l00peyd0g-> keep it out of reach from the australian government
23:37:24 <l00peyd0g-> paid enough taxes as is
23:38:21 <l00peyd0g-> and if customers need you.. and u force them to pay via bitcoin
23:38:24 <l00peyd0g-> they will find a way.
23:38:28 <+seaner> true
23:38:41 <+seaner> they're trying to change the legisation for that
23:39:00 <l00peyd0g-> im sure if u want to evade taxes u can find a way
23:39:44 <l00peyd0g-> just dont like em
23:39:51 <l00peyd0g-> they threatend me
23:40:00 <+seaner> the ATO is fucked
23:40:05 <+seaner> law unto themselves
23:40:10 <l00peyd0g-> 14 days to pay or they passing on debt to a collections agency
23:40:11 <l00peyd0g-> hahaa
23:40:12 <l00peyd0g-> dude
23:40:13 <+seaner> even the USA has a more transparent system
23:40:17 <l00peyd0g-> if the ato cant get me to pay
23:40:23 <l00peyd0g-> debt collectors cant
23:40:31 <+seaner> ato can seize accounts
23:40:35 <l00peyd0g-> never knew they did that
23:40:44 <l00peyd0g-> prob what they had plan
23:40:49 <l00peyd0g-> but theyre fucked
23:41:00 <l00peyd0g-> i still have a payment plan in place with em
23:41:15 <l00peyd0g-> yeah sure i missed about 15x direct debits
23:41:18 <l00peyd0g-> but it doesnt stop
23:41:25 <l00peyd0g-> unless y=ou call em
23:41:36 <l00peyd0g-> thwn last few months they been taking money just fine
23:41:36 <+seaner> you can force your bank to cancel the DD
23:41:37 <l00peyd0g-> :D
23:41:46 <l00peyd0g-> i dont want to
23:41:50 <+seaner> by law the banks are required to comply
23:41:59 <l00peyd0g-> its all good
23:42:08 <l00peyd0g-> they just want me to do a few more tax returns
23:42:18 <l00peyd0g-> i did a few recently
23:42:28 <l00peyd0g-> ato is the least of my worries
23:42:55 <l00peyd0g-> i acutally prob dont have no worries at all
23:43:00 <+seaner> what are your worries
23:43:04 <l00peyd0g-> nothing
23:43:08 <l00peyd0g-> everything is going great
23:43:14 <+seaner> a paypal account linked to an overseas bank account
23:43:17 <+seaner> problem solved
23:43:29 <+seaner> australian bank account paid into using bitcoin
23:43:30 <l00peyd0g-> yeah its all good
23:43:35 <l00peyd0g-> i dont plan not to pay tax
23:43:44 <l00peyd0g-> they will get paid
23:43:51 <+seaner> AU requires income ta
23:43:53 <+seaner> tax
23:43:58 <+seaner> whats crazy though
23:44:02 <+seaner> is the USA it's not required
23:44:07 <+seaner> personal income tax
23:44:12 <+seaner> its unlawful
23:44:20 <+seaner> but, its easier just to pay
23:44:21 <+seaner> you see.
23:44:24 <+seaner> like most things
23:44:29 <+seaner> like infringements, fines, taxes
23:44:40 <+seaner> pay it, or its gonna cost you a lot more than we want
23:44:48 <l00peyd0g-> say i owe 50k in tax debt. if i had 20k to pay them i rekon u can ask ur accountant to talk to them to do one lump sum payment
23:44:53 <l00peyd0g-> and they may close the account.
23:45:03 <l00peyd0g-> better than not getting anything out of me
23:45:10 <l00peyd0g-> when theyve done there asset checks
23:45:17 <l00peyd0g-> they know i got nothing
23:45:26 <l00peyd0g-> and they know im a drug addict.
23:45:52 <l00peyd0g-> least im not a junkie spongoing off welfare.
23:46:46 <l00peyd0g-> plus my full time job pays them enough tax
23:46:55 <l00peyd0g-> any '2nd job' u shouldnt have to pay fuck all
23:47:02 <l00peyd0g-> greedy cunts tax at higher rates too
23:47:11 <l00peyd0g-> coz they dont want people to be making money
23:47:27 <l00peyd0g-> they like to control the population.
23:47:49 <President_Trump> MAGGOT DAWG
23:48:01 <l00peyd0g-> and when the tax commissioners son and shit all went DOWN WITH THAT FUCKING FRAUD
23:48:06 <l00peyd0g-> living the high life.
23:48:10 <l00peyd0g-> yeah ato
23:48:12 <l00peyd0g-> get fucked
23:48:24 <l00peyd0g-> corrupt just like every other goverrnment department
23:48:35 <l00peyd0g-> the rich dont like people knowing how they get rich
23:49:03 <+seaner> yep
23:49:11 <l00peyd0g-> just look at commonwealth bank and there 700million dollar fine
23:49:22 <l00peyd0g-> for being dodgy cunts and not conforming to government control
23:49:23 <+seaner> the medium wage is apparently 80k in AU these days
23:49:35 <+seaner> hard to believe
23:49:51 <+seaner> the average wage is more like 300k
23:49:59 <l00peyd0g-> the government is laying the smack down at the moment
23:50:04 <l00peyd0g-> thats telling me theyre in the shit
23:50:14 <+seaner> the bulk of the wealth lies with like 5% of the population
23:50:15 <l00peyd0g-> and have likely blown alot of money on shit
23:50:21 <l00peyd0g-> now wanting to get it back
23:50:25 <l00peyd0g-> anyway they can
23:50:28 <l00peyd0g-> ruthless cunts
23:50:38 <+seaner> citi is in shit too
23:50:47 <l00peyd0g-> u must submit yourself for control
23:50:51 <+seaner> its a front tho mate
23:50:55 <l00peyd0g-> or u cant do business here
23:51:01 <+seaner> the corrupt banks like citi, morgan etc
23:51:03 <l00peyd0g-> they even trying to do it with overseas companies
23:51:05 <+seaner> CBA is open
23:51:08 <l00peyd0g-> keeping australia DOWN
23:51:14 <+seaner> Aussies banks are mostly NOT corrupt
23:51:17 <+seaner> they are trying to change that
23:51:17 <l00peyd0g-> they really are maggots
23:51:31 <+seaner> the big four are too honest
23:51:36 <+seaner> and not controlling the population
23:51:37 <l00peyd0g-> they want australia to remain costly to fucking live
23:51:41 <+seaner> yes
23:51:46 <+seaner> australia has been a safe place for too long
23:51:48 <l00peyd0g-> because the people at the high end of town
23:51:51 <+seaner> rich as fuck
23:51:53 <+seaner> in general
23:51:54 <l00peyd0g-> they just get richer and rucher
23:51:56 <+seaner> standard of living too igh
23:51:57 <+seaner> high
23:51:57 <l00peyd0g-> richerr*
23:52:35 <l00peyd0g-> some of the shit the governments been doing im surprised there hasnt been more mass protests
23:52:50 <l00peyd0g-> in other countries if they tried some of the shit they do
23:52:54 <l00peyd0g-> they wouldnt have it
23:53:11 <l00peyd0g-> but its the way of australian life
23:53:39 <l00peyd0g-> your programmed from a young age
23:53:46 <l00peyd0g-> when did u get your tax file number?
23:53:48 <+seaner> mate
23:53:50 <+seaner> the police
23:53:51 <l00peyd0g-> when u turn 13 mate?
23:54:01 <+seaner> are becoming more and more powerful
23:54:03 <+seaner> to prevent protests
23:54:13 <+seaner> its fucked
23:54:13 <l00peyd0g-> police are corrupt as shit
23:54:16 <+seaner> citizens have no rights
23:54:25 <l00peyd0g-> in WA we dont have random drug test kits / swabs
23:54:28 <+seaner> its becoming impossible for society to oust government
23:54:37 <l00peyd0g-> like they do over east
23:54:43 <+seaner> if everyone got together though, thats it
23:54:46 <l00peyd0g-> whys that
23:54:47 <+seaner> yeh VIC is a police state
23:54:50 <+seaner> well and truly
23:54:55 <l00peyd0g-> maybe because every cunt here is on gear
23:55:19 <l00peyd0g-> and the cops are the ones dictating who gets wot
23:55:56 <l00peyd0g-> but nah that would never be the case hey
23:56:14 <l00peyd0g-> u get swabbed for drugs over east a fair bit
23:56:15 <l00peyd0g-> u know
23:56:18 <l00peyd0g-> but not here
23:56:25 <l00peyd0g-> why?
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23:56:30 <l00peyd0g-> makes no sense.
23:56:31 Mode: (by mERK) +v teaBag
23:56:53 <l00peyd0g-> other than they like how the prices are in WA
23:57:02 <l00peyd0g-> and must be making $$$
23:57:35 <l00peyd0g-> so lets flood perth with meth yay
23:57:44 <l00peyd0g-> cook every cunt'
23:57:50 <teaBag> l00peyd0g- do you like meth?
23:57:54 <l00peyd0g-> and ping em for doing 10/k over speed limit
23:58:00 <l00peyd0g-> but dont drug test them
23:58:04 <President_Trump> hes on it tonight
23:58:09 <President_Trump> hes pretending he has a job again
23:58:10 <l00peyd0g-> thanks man
23:58:11 <teaBag> they drug test
23:58:14 <l00peyd0g-> im definately on the ball
23:58:24 <teaBag> not sure what they do in your state but they do it here
23:58:25 <l00peyd0g-> i see through cunts'
23:58:31 <l00peyd0g-> and when shit doesnt make sense
23:58:36 <l00peyd0g-> it usually is for a reason
23:58:40 <l00peyd0g-> and seaner is right
23:58:45 <l00peyd0g-> corruption.