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00:00 <l00peyd0g-> and the fact australia is the most expensive place in the world for drugs so if you were corrupt officials with the power to make money on the misery of countless number of aussies,
00:05 <l00peyd0g-> u would.
02:10 <l00peyd0g-> i should move to iceland.
02:24 <l00peyd0g-> they prob got faster internet
02:34 Join: Tim-Sim ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
02:36 Mode: (by mERK) +v Tim-Sim
02:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Tim-Sim
02:43 <teaBag> speak of the devil
02:48 <l00peyd0g-> now that would be cool
02:51 <l00peyd0g-> wot ya doing cunt
02:56 <teaBag> Tim-Sim
02:57 <l00peyd0g-> smoking ice in iceland bro
03:03 <l00peyd0g-> in me igloo
03:07 <teaBag> Tim-Sim im getting some ice soon
03:16 <teaBag> was going to get tonight but no
03:21 <teaBag> friday it is
03:21 <l00peyd0g-> fuck off'
03:30 <l00peyd0g-> Tim-Sim has more sense than that
03:31 <teaBag> just grabbing a q
03:32 <teaBag> nothing big
03:40 <l00peyd0g-> what of weed
03:47 <teaBag> weed?
03:51 <l00peyd0g-> ?
03:51 <teaBag> i have an ounce on me now
03:52 <teaBag> no
03:54 <teaBag> q of ice
03:59 <teaBag> quater of ounce of ice
03:59 <l00peyd0g-> sure u r'
04:01 <President_Trump> Tim-Sim got oats not ice
04:07 <teaBag> Tim-Sim dont do ice l00peyd0g-
04:09 <+Tim-Sim> not a lot, just got home
04:19 <+Tim-Sim> forgot that I was not going to log in tonight
04:22 <teaBag> l00peyd0g- a quater is only 7 grams its not much lol
04:29 <teaBag> 2 8 balls thats it retard
04:29 <l00peyd0g-> dont put words in my mouth teaBag
04:31 <+Tim-Sim> booted up laptop and force of habit, opened IRC
04:38 <teaBag> u dont even know basic maths
04:40 <l00peyd0g-> fuck up hero
04:42 <teaBag> and u drug addict apparently?
04:52 <teaBag> l00peyd0g- i not paying a cent either
04:53 <teaBag> free
04:55 <l00peyd0g-> i dont wanna hear ur shit
05:03 <teaBag> i do
05:07 <l00peyd0g-> good for u mate
05:10 <l00peyd0g-> why u telling me
05:16 <teaBag> because you like it
05:22 <l00peyd0g-> do i?
05:25 <l00peyd0g-> oh yeah
05:30 <l00peyd0g-> continue buddy
05:34 <l00peyd0g-> tell me a story
05:37 <l00peyd0g-> hold on
05:41 <l00peyd0g-> let me pack a pipe first.
05:51 <l00peyd0g-> tell me a good one
05:54 <l00peyd0g-> one sec.
06:01 <teaBag> how much you packing?
06:41 <l00peyd0g-> just an elbow bro in the fish bowl.
07:32 <l00peyd0g-> recrystalizing now
07:51 <teaBag> lol
07:52 <teaBag> elbow
08:03 <teaBag> you are recrystalizing an elbow?
08:34 <l00peyd0g-> yeah ? i only do bulk.
08:48 <teaBag> lol bulk
08:48 <+seaner> au expensive for drugs
08:49 <+seaner> alcohol
08:51 <+seaner> its weird tho
08:56 <+seaner> as alcohol controls the population
08:57 <teaBag> why is it weird?
08:58 <+seaner> causes ssues
09:05 <+seaner> causes problems
09:06 <+seaner> friction
09:07 <+seaner> abuse
09:08 <teaBag> controls the population?
09:13 <teaBag> so does food
09:15 <+seaner> ask l00peyd0g-
09:17 <+seaner> yes
09:18 <+seaner> food
09:19 <+seaner> gmo
09:20 <teaBag> more fat people than junkies mate
09:25 <teaBag> we dont have gmo food here
09:32 <+seaner> LOL
09:36 <+seaner> no gmo in AU?
09:40 <+seaner> you've got to be kidding
09:40 <teaBag> no
09:45 <+seaner> pesticides
09:48 <+seaner> monstanto
09:51 <teaBag> lol
09:58 <teaBag> learn to spell the word before ok fuckwit?
10:11 <+seaner> lol
10:20 <+seaner> wow, someones already upset
10:29 <teaBag> in the last few months i have learnt that there are 3 people on here that talk a lot of weird shit
10:34 <+seaner> yes..
10:37 <teaBag> you, sutekh and glenn
10:38 <+seaner> please elaborate
10:39 <l00peyd0g-> tell the cunt where to go seaner
10:43 <l00peyd0g-> hes got a few balls
10:51 <l00peyd0g-> me a couple of elbows
10:56 <teaBag> lol
10:59 <+Tim-Sim> house prices are starting to go down
11:00 <teaBag> couple of elbows
11:06 <+Tim-Sim> first time in 6 years, so they say
11:14 <+seaner> teaBag who the fuck are you
11:27 <+seaner> who pays your bills?
11:47 <l00peyd0g-> yeah we import direct from sources which were approached after we scaled the world
12:05 <teaBag> seaner my mum does and you do
12:18 <l00peyd0g-> from ukraine to germany to north korea right the way to mexico, usa.
12:25 <teaBag> sometims my gf help me out but only really just scab ciggies off her
12:25 <+seaner> interseting
12:25 <l00peyd0g-> we ended up in canada
12:30 <l00peyd0g-> where the drugs are cheap
12:38 <l00peyd0g-> and the canucks great to work with!
12:47 <l00peyd0g-> best drugs in the world
12:51 <l00peyd0g-> OOOO CANADAASAA
12:58 <teaBag> canada?
13:03 <l00peyd0g-> ?
13:05 <teaBag> canada has very good ice
13:06 <+seaner> teaBag shut up wanker
13:16 <+seaner> you're just another nuff nuff
13:17 <l00peyd0g-> canada has the best drugs in the world.
13:21 <l00peyd0g-> nuff saif.
13:23 <l00peyd0g-> said~*
13:24 <teaBag> thats not true l00peyd0g-
13:36 <+seaner> teaBag do you represent a Government Agency?
13:36 <teaBag> usa has the best drugs
13:37 <l00peyd0g-> i beg to differ
13:45 <l00peyd0g-> nope usa doesnt due to mexico
13:45 <teaBag> l00peyd0g- have you been to canada?
13:49 <+seaner> you are required to answer truthfully
13:53 <l00peyd0g-> but canada mate
13:55 <teaBag> lol mexico is where most of them come from you idiot
13:59 <l00peyd0g-> cheap as cheaps
14:07 <l00peyd0g-> nah mate
14:09 <+seaner> ignore my question then, maam
14:13 <l00peyd0g-> mexican drugs into canada
14:16 <teaBag> yes
14:16 <l00peyd0g-> nahahh
14:21 <teaBag> mexican drugs go through usa to canada
14:24 <teaBag> and other places
14:29 <teaBag> mexican run the americas
14:35 <teaBag> from south to canada
14:39 <+seaner> [00:22] <@seaner> teaBag do you represent a Government Agency?
14:41 <+seaner> [00:22] <+teaBag> yes
14:42 <l00peyd0g-> nope
14:44 <teaBag> mexicans may take over australia
14:50 <l00peyd0g-> LOL
14:55 <teaBag> most drugs coming to australia now are mexicans
15:01 <teaBag> cartels
15:02 <l00peyd0g-> u think the chinese will let that happen
15:04 <l00peyd0g-> idiot.
15:08 <teaBag> we now have street gangs in australia
15:11 <teaBag> the chinese?
15:12 <teaBag> lol
15:17 <l00peyd0g-> oh yeah
15:22 <l00peyd0g-> the chinese mate.
15:29 <teaBag> what about them?
15:35 <l00peyd0g-> nothing about them
15:37 <l00peyd0g-> u tell me
15:38 <teaBag> lol
15:52 <l00peyd0g-> got anything to say about the chinese
15:57 <l00peyd0g-> u dont
15:58 <l00peyd0g-> good
16:20 <l00peyd0g-> anyway
16:20 <teaBag> i dont like them
16:26 <teaBag> and their drugs are shit
16:33 <teaBag> they once had respect
16:35 <l00peyd0g-> Tim-Sim can i private message u
16:38 <l00peyd0g-> one sec
16:42 <l00peyd0g-> serious qestion
16:53 <teaBag> the best ice use to be from asians
16:55 <teaBag> but its not
17:01 Nick: l00peyd0g- is now known as l00peyd0g
17:02 <teaBag> asians use to do good weed too
17:04 <teaBag> no longer
17:05 <+Tim-Sim> ok
17:10 <teaBag> its become a slang term now
17:11 <teaBag> china
17:15 <teaBag> meaning = shit drugs
17:22 <teaBag> mostly weed but its moving
17:38 <teaBag> the best ice u can get is from bikies or imported
17:41 <teaBag> and not from china
17:48 <teaBag> chinese ice is too clean
17:55 <teaBag> like their weed
18:24 <teaBag> asians lost the chemical trade 10 years ago
18:28 <+seaner> yep
18:31 <teaBag> 2008 is when it prob died
18:32 <+seaner> yeh thats right
18:34 <+seaner> exactly
18:36 <+seaner> thats it
18:40 <+seaner> you've got it
18:43 <+seaner> yep!
19:00 <+seaner> well, that's it isn't it basically essentially
19:04 <teaBag> l00peyd0g how much do you pay for a gram?
19:04 <+seaner> know what i mean?
19:16 <+seaner> baited l00peyd0g
19:21 <+seaner> getting baited mate
24:58 <l00peyd0g> haha
25:04 <l00peyd0g> u dont wanna know mate
25:11 <l00peyd0g> u tell the story
25:22 <l00peyd0g> u dont need to know any of my business
25:53 <l00peyd0g> and i can say i pay $20 a gram
25:58 <l00peyd0g> who are u to know that i dont pay that
26:03 <l00peyd0g> thats right
26:17 Quit: teaBag ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
26:29 <l00peyd0g> seaner has been talking shit all night but do u think anyone has picked him up on it
26:37 <l00peyd0g> cool
26:39 <l00peyd0g> hes gone
26:41 <l00peyd0g> cheers
26:55 <+seaner> lol
27:19 <+seaner> who the fuck was that
27:52 <l00peyd0g> its some faggot i dont think its pliv
28:05 <l00peyd0g> pliv usually wouldnt be such a dick
28:21 <l00peyd0g> i rekon it was b1rd
28:29 <l00peyd0g> he does that
28:37 <l00peyd0g> and it sounded like him
28:54 Join: teaBag ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
28:54 <+seaner> yeh
28:56 Mode: (by mERK) +v teaBag
29:00 <l00peyd0g> b1rd
29:00 <+seaner> b1rd sh1t
29:16 <+seaner> wanker still hasnt come into my shop
29:23 <l00peyd0g> chirp chirp chirp
29:25 <+seaner> he's afraid to get beaten down
29:26 <l00peyd0g> wheres ya shop
29:32 <l00peyd0g> in victoria
29:38 <+seaner> nfi somewhere in ballina
29:38 <l00peyd0g> what ya do
29:45 <l00peyd0g> wheres ballina
29:48 <+seaner> b1rds story
29:54 <+seaner> north NSW
30:03 <l00peyd0g> ur from nsw aye
30:10 <teaBag> ABC Pawnbrokers
30:10 <+seaner> no
30:17 <+seaner> yep
30:18 <teaBag> He's from Ballina
30:20 <+seaner> its b1rd
30:20 <+seaner> LOL
30:34 <teaBag> got the parrot in the window
30:37 <teaBag> shit everywhere
30:38 <l00peyd0g> dead giveaway when he started questioning me about drugs
30:38 <+seaner> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOrcijUvrWY&t=0s&index=2&list=WL
30:39 <teaBag> looks like shit
30:41 <teaBag> dirty shit
30:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The World's Most Shocking Secret | Full Documentary (2018) (Feb 12, 2018) Length: 02:39:54 - Category: News & Politics - 1,915,040 views - 14,568 likes (70.4%), 6,120 dislikes (29.6%)
30:43 <+seaner> good bedtimevide
30:53 <teaBag> shit video
30:55 <teaBag> for pedos
31:02 <l00peyd0g> teaBag is a shit cunt
31:07 <teaBag> seaner need to clean your shop son, too much shit there!
31:08 <l00peyd0g> lizard was nicer
31:13 <l00peyd0g> least he shut his hole
31:29 <teaBag> shut your mums hole
31:51 <l00peyd0g> time to order some drugs teaBag
31:56 <l00peyd0g> lets see what we can get.
32:39 <l00peyd0g> im thinking we get something that will get us up and going in the morning and at night shut us down
32:42 <l00peyd0g> rinse. repeat.'
32:57 <l00peyd0g> so its kinda like
33:00 <l00peyd0g> U GET UP
33:05 <l00peyd0g> THEN U GET DOWN
33:13 <l00peyd0g> UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN
33:21 <l00peyd0g> YERRRRRRP
33:51 <l00peyd0g> me i just get up and breath in air . being able to do that everyday is enough of a high for me
34:38 <l00peyd0g> !seen MiaX
35:33 Quit: teaBag ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
36:36 <l00peyd0g> everyone sleeping tonight?
36:56 <l00peyd0g> im going to sleep well.
38:11 <l00peyd0g> DoC u therrrrrrre
39:55 Join: teaBag ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
39:56 Mode: (by mERK) +v teaBag
40:04 <l00peyd0g> teaBag
40:05 <l00peyd0g> bro
40:17 <l00peyd0g> u sleeping tonight
42:31 <teaBag> wheres your drugs jason?
42:51 <l00peyd0g> http://lchudifyeqm4ldjj.onion/
43:04 <teaBag> tor website
43:07 <teaBag> thats illegal on here
43:18 <l00peyd0g> nothing is illegal on tor
43:49 <l00peyd0g> u can hop on the darkweb
43:55 <teaBag> and what can you buy?
43:56 <l00peyd0g> not illegal
44:07 <l00peyd0g> u tell me
44:12 <l00peyd0g> i browse
44:34 <l00peyd0g> buying wouldnt be illegal
44:53 <l00peyd0g> nothing is
45:00 <l00peyd0g> coz someone has to prove it
45:05 <l00peyd0g> with evidence
45:11 <l00peyd0g> and that aint gonna happen
45:15 <l00peyd0g> so moo
45:28 <teaBag> what can you buy on there?
45:37 <l00peyd0g> its a florist website
45:47 <l00peyd0g> u can send flowers to ya mum
46:04 <l00peyd0g> it just happens to value peoples privacy
46:08 <l00peyd0g> and is on tor
47:11 <l00peyd0g> im tired
47:17 <l00peyd0g> might goto bed soon'
47:52 <teaBag> no drugs david?
48:14 <l00peyd0g> what about drugs?
49:09 <l00peyd0g> its not about the drugs teaBag
49:27 <l00peyd0g> that all u care bout?
50:17 <l00peyd0g> i rather have a good night sleep because i have work in the morning.
50:18 <teaBag> you are a drug addict david
50:20 <teaBag> open up
50:20 <l00peyd0g> do u?
50:23 <l00peyd0g> its a weeekday mate.
50:27 <teaBag> im on holidays
50:30 <teaBag> you dont work
50:36 <l00peyd0g> oh yeah
50:39 <l00peyd0g> i dont
50:45 <l00peyd0g> sorry buddy
50:47 <teaBag> want me to call the police about you david?
50:49 <l00peyd0g> how foolish of me
50:58 <l00peyd0g> oh please do
51:05 <l00peyd0g> they would be so interested
51:19 <l00peyd0g> did u want the local police station near me?
51:24 <l00peyd0g> want there number
51:46 <l00peyd0g> u should report things that just dont seem right
52:31 <l00peyd0g> Quarter Pound 112g Crystal Methamphetamine
52:43 <teaBag> whats the number
52:44 <l00peyd0g> Price £774.3
52:44 <l00peyd0g> Ships to Worldwide
52:45 <l00peyd0g> Ships from USA
52:45 <l00peyd0g> Escrow Yes
52:47 <teaBag> ill tell them david hobbs
52:51 <teaBag> from lockridge has drugs
52:58 <l00peyd0g> yes
53:00 <teaBag> <+l00peyd0g> Quarter Pound 112g Crystal Methamphetamine
53:01 <teaBag> <+teaBag> whats the number
53:01 <teaBag> <+l00peyd0g> Price £774.3
53:02 <teaBag> fake
53:05 <l00peyd0g> tell them i only do bulk drugs
53:12 <teaBag> lol bulk
53:15 <l00peyd0g> min. two elbows
53:16 <teaBag> from a nigerian scammer
53:23 <teaBag> 2 elbows
53:46 <President_Trump> l00peyd0g lets see a pic
53:47 <l00peyd0g> tell em im a supplier of elbows
54:03 <teaBag> but that means nothing to police l00peyd0g
54:20 <teaBag> elbow is not a slang term for ice
54:30 <President_Trump> 112g for 774 lol
54:32 <teaBag> its a premeditated junkie term
54:44 <teaBag> President_Trump thats a price of pure insanity
54:46 <l00peyd0g> do what u have to teaBag
54:48 <bubblegum> is this the darkweb
54:50 <teaBag> thats below cost price
54:51 <teaBag> lol
54:52 <bubblegum> because =
54:56 <l00peyd0g> do what u have to teaBag
54:59 <l00peyd0g> do what u have to teaBag
55:00 <teaBag> 28g = 6g
55:03 <l00peyd0g> do what u have to teaBag
55:03 <teaBag> thats how much
55:08 <teaBag> fuck could even charge 10 here now
55:11 <l00peyd0g> do what u have to teaBag
55:13 <l00peyd0g> do what u have to teaBag\
55:17 <teaBag> 3-6 was around pricings in my day
55:18 <teaBag> lol
55:23 <l00peyd0g> fuck up dickhead
55:25 <l00peyd0g> u know nothing
55:27 <teaBag> when i sold 2 points of 100% meth for $50
55:31 <l00peyd0g> ur a wannabe
55:35 <l00peyd0g> wannabe hardcore
55:37 <teaBag> lol
55:42 <l00peyd0g> but u just little bitch
55:47 <l00peyd0g> who dont know shit
55:49 <l00peyd0g> about nothing'
55:52 <l00peyd0g> seeya guys
55:56 <l00peyd0g> early night
55:59 <l00peyd0g> later Tim-Sim
56:02 <l00peyd0g> DoC
56:04 <teaBag> l00peyd0g cant afford drugs
56:06 <teaBag> he has no money
56:14 <l00peyd0g> well mate i dont work
56:19 <l00peyd0g> so how fuk i got money
56:21 <teaBag> no you got fired from woocom
56:22 <l00peyd0g> yeah mang
56:24 <l00peyd0g> yeah buddy
56:25 <teaBag> plivent got you fired
56:26 <l00peyd0g> dickhead
56:30 <l00peyd0g> why dont u die cunt
56:31 <l00peyd0g> DIE
56:33 <l00peyd0g> DIE CUNT
56:39 <teaBag> did you suck on mums tits today?
56:39 <l00peyd0g> FUCKHEAD
56:44 <l00peyd0g> FUCKHEADDDDDDDDD
56:50 <l00peyd0g> teaBag IS A FUCKHEAD
57:05 <l00peyd0g> teaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag
57:05 <l00peyd0g> IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag
57:05 <l00peyd0g> IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEADteaBag IS A FUCKHEAD
57:06 Quit: l00peyd0g ([email protected]) G-Lined
57:17 <President_Trump> lol
58:01 <bubblegum> i enjoyed that
59:20 <bubblegum> i think it cured my headache
06:40 <teaBag> lol
07:12 <teaBag> bubblegum why did you come back?
07:23 <bubblegum> because there's trouble in paradise
07:31 <teaBag> trouble in paradise?
07:37 <bubblegum> because the sun goes down
07:44 <bubblegum> because the leaves fall
07:47 <teaBag> the sun goes down?
07:53 <teaBag> so no real reason
08:01 <teaBag> just talking shit and opening yourself up more lol
08:17 <bubblegum> i'm either talking shit or opening up
08:30 <bubblegum> one or the other, teaBag
09:30 <teaBag> bubblegum when was your vagina first broken in?
11:04 <bubblegum> bit personal of a question
11:36 <teaBag> hardly
12:17 <bubblegum> i disagree
12:56 <bubblegum> jerome are you a sagittarius?
14:02 <teaBag> no
14:15 <bubblegum> gemini?
14:15 <teaBag> why did you ask that?
15:10 <bubblegum> because we just had a full moon in sagittarius
15:52 <teaBag> oh ok
15:59 <teaBag> well the best gf i ever had was sagittarius
16:10 <teaBag> and i keep telling my gf now that i will take her mum for being one
17:02 <bubblegum> i'm a sagittarius
17:27 <bubblegum> you should like me
18:12 <President_Trump> qc
18:14 Quit: coolverine ([email protected]) Quit: My MacBook has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz…
19:29 <teaBag> bubblegum I always liked you
19:30 <teaBag> lol
19:44 <teaBag> you just wasted your life with too many pedo's/losers
21:47 <bubblegum> not sure how to answer that
22:16 <teaBag> do the best you can or think about it and return to me
22:22 <teaBag> at a later date
22:30 <bubblegum> if you mean irc, i've hardly spent any time on it relative to my life
27:03 <bubblegum> i'm here because i was trapped in a daily thought pattern and i needed to break it because it wasn't healthy. i think it's working and i'm losing some negative associations i had with events and people in my real life
28:35 <teaBag> lol
28:39 <teaBag> nice try yeh?
28:39 <President_Trump> it cant be healthy being locked up in someones basement for 5 years
28:50 <teaBag> bubblegum you do daily logs
29:24 <bubblegum> i leave this thing on
29:28 <bubblegum> i'm not online all day
29:35 <teaBag> ohh right
29:40 <teaBag> you just become active when I do?
29:53 <bubblegum> in the evenings generally
29:56 <teaBag> when does your bf get you?
30:14 <bubblegum> like i said, i'm taking a break
31:15 <teaBag> break from what?
31:48 <President_Trump> people in her/his real life
31:52 <bubblegum> yes
32:24 <+Skirmish> jezza needs to take a break.
32:42 <+Skirmish> Deal with his mental issues head on instead of living here trying to deflect them onto others.
34:17 <teaBag> bubblegum your bf isnt putting it in?
36:52 <bubblegum> it it it
37:24 <bubblegum> coming to a cinema near you
38:21 <President_Trump> wheres cheesebung
39:06 <bubblegum> i haven't spoken to him in a couple years
42:12 <President_Trump> how well did u know tigger?
42:20 <bubblegum> not very well
43:58 <President_Trump> are u seeing the baby tomorrow?
44:24 <teaBag> Tim-Sim?
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48:35 Mode: (by mERK) +v MiaXx
48:56 <MiaXx> my head is numb
49:12 <MiaXx> its from the injection today
49:20 <+Tim-Sim> oh
49:26 <MiaXx> i cant sleep
49:29 <MiaXx> because of it
49:33 <MiaXx> its like... annoying
49:39 <+Tim-Sim> :/
49:41 <MiaXx> not in pain.. just a dull ache
49:50 <President_Trump> miaaaaaaaaaa girllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll :#:#33L3L:#3:3:#3:>3>33<3<#<#<3
49:57 <MiaXx> mia poo
50:22 <bubblegum> i'm watching the kid yes
50:46 <bubblegum> hi mia
50:57 <bubblegum> what's the injection for?
51:24 <MiaXx> for schziophrenic tendencies
51:40 <bubblegum> oh
51:46 <bubblegum> i didn't know there was an injection
51:51 <President_Trump> it controls her sexual cravings
52:13 <MiaXx> thanks
53:00 <bubblegum> what's the injection site?
53:06 <+Tim-Sim> bum
53:24 <MiaXx> right arm
53:31 <+Tim-Sim> oh
53:33 <MiaXx> and its annoying me as i have to work with it
53:38 <bubblegum> when i was 8 i had to get rabies shots in my stomach with a giant needle
53:47 <bubblegum> a course of them
53:49 <bubblegum> was horrible
54:15 <bubblegum> a dog bit me
54:21 <MiaXx> yeah well there r better things to d with ones time, but i suppose the fact i integrate them into my life throu writing mkes it better
54:23 <President_Trump> what country?
54:34 <bubblegum> that was just before we moved here
54:37 <bubblegum> russia
55:23 <bubblegum> i think australia is one of the few places with no rabies
55:27 <bubblegum> might be wrong though
55:40 <+Tim-Sim> probably has it now
55:45 <bubblegum> probably
55:50 <+Tim-Sim> been letting in all kinds of diseases lately
55:55 <+Tim-Sim> whooping cough etc.
56:02 <President_Trump> its racist not to let the diseases in
56:06 <+Tim-Sim> even polio has been reported
56:21 <+Tim-Sim> diversity is our strength
56:22 <bubblegum> it's backward to discriminate against viruses
56:29 <+Tim-Sim> more viruses the merrier
57:29 <bubblegum> maybe i got rabies after all
57:32 <+Tim-Sim> there is some virus they have been talking about recently that is related to aids
57:35 <bubblegum> and i'm this is the result
57:40 <bubblegum> was that in NT?
57:43 <+Tim-Sim> aborigines have it
57:47 <bubblegum> i have heard about that
57:47 <+Tim-Sim> yes
57:51 <President_Trump> really?
57:52 <+Tim-Sim> so do japanese
58:02 <+Tim-Sim> south americans and africans
58:04 <bubblegum> i don't believe it's deadly in the same way though
58:16 <+Tim-Sim> it is not but it is still bad
58:27 <+Tim-Sim> they were talking about it on the radio
58:34 <bubblegum> it's bloodborne though?
58:38 <+Tim-Sim> cultures that share breast feeding have it
58:45 <bubblegum> oh
59:05 <+Tim-Sim> so that is most indigineous tribes etc.
59:11 <+Tim-Sim> indigenous
59:17 Quit: MiaXx ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
59:21 <bubblegum> bye mia
59:27 <bubblegum> bye tim
59:28 <+Tim-Sim> seeya Miazz
59:35 <+Tim-Sim> I am not going anywhere
59:41 <bubblegum> you only talk when she's here
59:48 <bubblegum> your gf mia
59:50 <+Tim-Sim> bullshit
00:15 <+Tim-Sim> but now that you mention it, it is getting late
00:27 <bubblegum> or as the japanese say, burushit
00:33 <bubblegum> haha
01:33 <bubblegum> hope mia is okay with her schizophrenia injection
01:42 <+Tim-Sim> so do I
01:45 <+Tim-Sim> poor girl
01:55 <+Tim-Sim> :(
02:10 <bubblegum> wouldn't it be easier to take pills?
02:18 <bubblegum> or is it a legal order
03:42 <bubblegum> should probably stop asking personal questions in public chat
03:50 <President_Trump> she doesnt take them
03:54 <President_Trump> so they give her an arse shot
04:06 <bubblegum> i get the point
05:20 <bubblegum> i think
06:42 * bubblegum injects Tim-Sim's foot
06:53 <+Tim-Sim> thanks
06:55 <+Tim-Sim> ahhhhhhh
07:20 <President_Trump> what happened to the dog that bit you?
07:31 <bubblegum> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog
07:35 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pink Floyd - Comfortably numb (Oct 6, 2009) Length: 6:54 - Category: Music - 134,271,289 views - 498,287 likes (94.4%), 29,720 dislikes (5.6%)
07:35 <bubblegum> i actually don't know what happened
07:46 <bubblegum> i think it probably just had puppies
07:48 <bubblegum> it was a stray
07:48 <+Tim-Sim> excellent somg
07:55 <+Tim-Sim> one of my favorites
07:58 <bubblegum> that's for your foot
08:01 <bubblegum> it's one of mine also
08:56 <bubblegum> i love pink floyd
09:07 <+Tim-Sim> same
09:25 <President_Trump> pink lady premium
09:45 <bubblegum> trump, if you were an apple what would you be?
10:01 <President_Trump> golden delicious
10:08 <bubblegum> knew it
10:32 <bubblegum> i'd probably be pink lady because i blush at everything
10:49 <President_Trump> what did u blush at today?
11:20 <bubblegum> nothing today
12:26 <President_Trump> what did u blush at yesterday?
12:36 <bubblegum> i don't keep a diary
12:37 <bubblegum> lol
12:44 <bubblegum> Tim-Sim can be a jazz apple
14:23 <President_Trump> i want to be a pink lady
14:51 <bubblegum> consult catelyn jenner
14:51 <teaBag> pink ladys are the best
16:18 <bubblegum> would you be a pink lady too, teaBag?
20:11 <bubblegum> guess not
28:08 <+Tim-Sim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhS71NrmfTw
28:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alan Watts - How To Spend Your Time (Feb 24, 2018) Length: 40:42 - Category: Education - 148,010 views - likes (95.2%), 98 dislikes (4.8%)
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37:16 <bubblegum> rude
38:14 <teaBag> bubblegum do you speak to him?
38:52 <President_Trump> is he still cranky coz of his foot?
39:17 <+Skirmish> What is wrong with his foot?
39:18 <bubblegum> maybe
39:29 <bubblegum> feel like that link was a dig
42:06 <President_Trump> he often pedos for alan
43:20 <bubblegum> and often makes passive aggressive gestures
43:40 <President_Trump> like what?
44:37 <bubblegum> chan topics
45:58 <President_Trump> isnt he your husband?
46:08 <bubblegum> totally
46:10 <bubblegum> is
46:31 <President_Trump> would u rather marry tim or prom?
46:43 <bubblegum> i'll get back to you
47:17 <bubblegum> who do you think?
47:36 <President_Trump> prom
47:43 <bubblegum> why?
48:02 <President_Trump> more playful
48:19 <President_Trump> u need cheering up
48:37 <bubblegum> maybe
48:52 <+Skirmish> bubblegum and I will get married.
48:59 <+Skirmish> We're just waiting for the right time.
49:06 <bubblegum> where's my ring?
49:22 <+Skirmish> I have to get it off my current wife, then it's yours.
49:38 <bubblegum> hope it's a nice one
49:49 <President_Trump> its a cheezel
49:56 <bubblegum> yum
50:05 <+Skirmish> 1 carat princess cut set on a white gold band.
50:22 <bubblegum> sounds nice
50:32 <bubblegum> but i wear yellow gold :(
50:43 <+Skirmish> I will find a pic.
54:59 <+Skirmish> https://imgur.com/a/3B78bl3
55:28 <bubblegum> it is nice
55:39 <bubblegum> is that 4 diamonds in one setting?
55:55 <+Skirmish> No just one diamond.
56:04 <bubblegum> has that illusion
56:48 <bubblegum> did she pick it?
58:24 <teaBag> qc
58:59 <teaBag> what is that pic?
59:21 <teaBag> looks like a michael hill $500 ring
59:40 <+Skirmish> bubblegum: She had a choice between a few I had chosen.
00:04 <bubblegum> probably the best way to pick
02:29 <+Skirmish> I can't imagine anything worse than being stuck with a ring you have to pretend to like.
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03:16 <bubblegum> i can
07:13 <+Skirmish> The wedding band is pretty cool. It's white gold again. We got it custom made with no gems so she can wear it at work.
07:31 <+Skirmish> The way it's been finished, it looks like it has diamonds in it.
07:44 <+Skirmish> I don't think I have a pic of it close up to show it though.
08:50 <bubblegum> when my sister was getting her wedding band she wanted a jewelled one because "everyone had them" and my dad was like that's a bad idea because a plain band is more durable
09:06 <bubblegum> she still got the jewel one
09:12 <bubblegum> but i tink it's a good idea to have it plain
10:41 <+Skirmish> Agreed.
12:37 <+Skirmish> Can't find a picture.
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59:17 <yakuza> morning sluts
00:20 Nick: yakuza is now known as [URANUS]yakuza
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39:59 <L00PEYD0G> Quantity 1
39:59 <L00PEYD0G> Unit Price ฿0.036 (CAD 353.6)
39:59 <L00PEYD0G> Shipping option International standard w/tracking (฿0.0061)
40:00 <L00PEYD0G> Total Price ฿0.0421 (CAD 413.6)
40:26 <[URANUS]yakuza> what you getting cunt
40:41 <[URANUS]yakuza> oh drugs
40:45 <L00PEYD0G> huh\
41:02 <[URANUS]yakuza> gotta drop a shit soon
41:51 <L00PEYD0G> im getting a fender guitar
42:00 <L00PEYD0G> cheaper than paying local
42:12 <[URANUS]yakuza> you can play the geetar
43:19 <L00PEYD0G> and the flute and trombone and clarinet
43:31 <[URANUS]yakuza> mad cunt
44:17 <[URANUS]yakuza> i can fart a few tunes thats about it
47:16 <[URANUS]yakuza> might have a third coffee help coerce a shit out
48:01 <[URANUS]yakuza> holy fuk im a hero
48:44 <L00PEYD0G> hmm
49:00 <L00PEYD0G> fuk i shouldnt really goto work again todau
49:08 <L00PEYD0G> stay put
50:57 <[URANUS]yakuza> ok
51:05 <[URANUS]yakuza> yer same i not goin anywhere
51:15 <[URANUS]yakuza> fuk em
54:43 <[URANUS]yakuza> fuck yeah, ripping a nice shit
55:05 <[URANUS]yakuza> laptop is keeping me legs warm as i sit here all nice
55:10 <[URANUS]yakuza> ahhh
55:11 <[URANUS]yakuza> luxury
58:06 <L00PEYD0G> nah im going
58:11 <L00PEYD0G> get fuck outta ere
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01:42 <L00PEYD0G> fuck off yakuza
01:50 <L00PEYD0G> maggot
02:09 <yakuza> fuck ya mum
02:40 <yakuza> fat dog cunt
03:08 <L00PEYD0G> leave
04:03 <yakuza> fuck off
04:12 <yakuza> junky scum
07:40 <yakuza> who you think you are L00PEYD0G throwing your weight around in MY house cunt
07:46 <yakuza> leave now or ill call the jacks
12:17 <yakuza> ah nice im back in bed
27:36 <L00PEYD0G> ?
28:30 <yakuza> .
29:56 <L00PEYD0G> ????????????????
30:27 <yakuza> watttt
40:53 <L00PEYD0G> U FUCKING CUNT
41:55 <L00PEYD0G> NICKNAMED JUNKIE TOWN, SEATTLE
43:20 <L00PEYD0G> Re Junkies - What to do?
43:20 <L00PEYD0G> I was on Capital Hill friday and there was a junkie playing frogger in traffic, disrupting traffic and scaring people walking nearby. At one point he followed me and my gf as we crossed the street, it was unsettling. What's the etiquette here? Do the cops care? What do you do, denizen of r/seattle as these situations arise?
57:27 <L00PEYD0G> whats for breakfast ya fuknn bunged eyed cunt
00:27 <L00PEYD0G> yeah i know cunt
00:31 <L00PEYD0G> keep goin
01:28 <L00PEYD0G> YEP YEP..
01:40 <L00PEYD0G> ITS BEEN PISSING DOWN FOR DAYS
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05:17 <L00PEYD0G> fuk im a HERO
06:36 <L00PEYD0G> A REAL HERO !!
07:27 <yakuza> you're a worthless piece of shit
07:32 <L00PEYD0G> HOLY SHIT
07:36 <L00PEYD0G> I JUST FUCKING REALIZE
07:38 <L00PEYD0G> D'
07:44 <L00PEYD0G> IM A HERO
07:57 <yakuza> why are you a hero
07:58 <L00PEYD0G> NOT ALL HERO'S WEAR CAPES
08:11 <yakuza> hero's are male
08:17 <L00PEYD0G> IM A FUCKING HERO CUNT
08:19 <yakuza> you're a pussy
08:19 <L00PEYD0G> ME
08:21 <yakuza> no
08:23 <yakuza> u arent
08:24 <L00PEYD0G> IM A HERO
08:26 <yakuza> nope
08:36 <L00PEYD0G> <- HERO
08:38 <L00PEYD0G> H
08:39 <L00PEYD0G> E
08:40 <L00PEYD0G> R
08:41 <L00PEYD0G> O
08:42 <L00PEYD0G> !
08:49 Nick: L00PEYD0G is now known as HERO
08:50 <yakuza> i am
09:01 <HERO> * L00PEYD0G is now known as HERO
09:09 <HERO> * L00PEYD0G is now known as HERO
09:19 <yakuza> sedate him
09:42 <yakuza> quick piss then breakfast
09:45 <yakuza> [quick]
09:50 <HERO> I'M A HERO A FUCKING HERO JUST A REAR H.E.R.O
09:56 <HERO> <------------ HERO.
10:02 * HERO *************************
10:15 <HERO> U FUCKING MUTT
10:20 <yakuza> stfu
10:27 <yakuza> borrrrring
10:29 <HERO> leave
10:30 <HERO> LEAVE
10:32 <HERO> NOW CUNT
10:33 <HERO> FUCK OFF
10:46 <yakuza> this is MY house you leave
10:54 <HERO> UR STARTING TO GRIND MY GEARS
10:54 <HERO> CUNT
11:05 <HERO> THIS IS NOT UR FUCKING HOUSE U DONT BELONG HERE
11:10 <yakuza> look cunt i wont ask you again
11:16 <yakuza> THIS IS MY HOUSE NOW LEAVE
11:18 * HERO SHOWS yakuza THE DOOR
11:20 <yakuza> OR ILL BASH YA
11:38 * HERO BUNDLES yakuza OUT THE DOOR
12:01 <HERO> PRIVATE PROPERTY MATE
12:13 <HERO> CANT U SEE THE SIGN
12:17 <yakuza> leave now
12:19 <HERO> HEROS ONLY
12:25 <yakuza> ur poo
12:29 <yakuza> you stink gtfo
12:31 <HERO> AND U R
12:40 <HERO> WOT
12:42 <HERO> NAH
12:45 <HERO> GO
12:46 <HERO> WHERE
13:19 <HERO> -
13:19 <HERO> * Added yakuza!*@* to ignore list
13:29 <HERO> SWEEET SERENITY
14:10 <HERO> suppose i better start get ready for the working day
14:51 <HERO> if they havent fixed the speed of the internet at the office
14:59 <HERO> i'll be back home before you know it
15:10 <HERO> this is my house
17:07 <HERO> might go have a shower in a sec
17:25 <HERO> DoC u right
18:07 <HERO> back in a minute DoC.. trust yu can keep this pack of poofters under control
18:13 <HERO> good bbs
18:31 <yakuza> stfu spastic
18:46 <yakuza> nurse nurse, sedate that fuckwit
23:21 <HERO> all good DoC
23:26 <HERO> legend
26:16 <HERO> bout 10 DoC
26:44 <HERO> pathetic isnt it
27:09 <HERO> yer pissing down
27:17 <HERO> roads gonna be fucked
27:22 <HERO> going in'
27:34 <HERO> u know how cunts drive on wet roads
28:43 <HERO> it will all come to ahead today u can feel the tension
28:57 <HERO> someone is going to snap
29:14 <utrea> U get paid yet hobbs?
34:55 <utrea> Qc
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37:24 <yakuza> hi Tim-Sim
37:33 <+Tim-Sim> hi yakuza
37:42 <+Tim-Sim> hows the crime gang going?
38:30 <yakuza> crime gang/
38:30 <yakuza> ?
38:41 <yakuza> dunno what you on about fatty
38:53 <yakuza> how's your pear shaped face going fatpig?
39:10 <yakuza> puss face
39:21 <yakuza> why you up so early btw you ugly pig
39:31 <+Tim-Sim> just been to the physio
39:48 <yakuza> rofl
40:10 <yakuza> you need a crane not physio
40:16 <+Tim-Sim> got a bad ankle
40:32 <yakuza> no shit, you weight like quarter of a tonne buddy
40:35 <yakuza> weigh*
40:43 <+Tim-Sim> no I don't
40:48 <yakuza> yes you do i've seen you
40:48 <+Tim-Sim> I am 99kg
40:52 <yakuza> fuck off you are
40:55 <+Tim-Sim> now you haven't
41:03 <yakuza> 999 kg
41:04 <+Tim-Sim> no you haven't
41:06 <yakuza> yes i have
41:10 <yakuza> you're fucking huge
41:10 <+Tim-Sim> no you haven't
41:15 <yakuza> yes. i. have.
41:18 <yakuza> i own you
41:21 <yakuza> bitch
41:29 <+Tim-Sim> I would smash you
41:38 <yakuza> you'd have a heart attafck
41:43 <+Tim-Sim> you would not speak like this to my face
41:43 <yakuza> fat dog
41:46 <yakuza> lets go then cunt
41:48 <yakuza> yes i would
41:50 <yakuza> and will
41:56 <+Tim-Sim> no you wouldn't
42:02 <yakuza> ill fucking destroy you
42:05 <yakuza> yes i would
42:17 <yakuza> come on then you fat mess
42:19 <+Tim-Sim> lol
43:06 <yakuza> tried losing weight?
43:25 <yakuza> i think it might take some pressure off your worn out ankles knees and every other bone and muscle in your entire body
43:29 <utrea> Qc
43:30 <yakuza> wtf do you eat
43:32 <yakuza> Tim-Sim,
43:53 <+Tim-Sim> oh you know, nothing too unhealthy
43:57 <yakuza> look buddy im going to try and help you, because i think under all that angry fat, exists are pleasant and submissive young fellow
44:01 <yakuza> ok
44:04 <yakuza> tell me like
44:08 <+Tim-Sim> sausage rolls, pasties, meat pies, chips
44:11 <yakuza> what would your average weeks food consist of
44:13 <yakuza> oh
44:16 <+Tim-Sim> no McDonalds
44:17 <yakuza> well there you go
44:30 <yakuza> pastries and pies and chips are full of fats
44:35 <+Tim-Sim> packet of Tim-Tams
44:45 <yakuza> do you really want to become healthy?
44:51 <+Tim-Sim> a dozen dim-sims with a shitload of soy sauce
44:57 <yakuza> yea it wouldn't surprise me
44:59 <HERO> off to the office in 10mins Tim-Sim
45:03 <yakuza> ok slut
45:04 <+Tim-Sim> deep fried mars bars
45:09 <yakuza> no shit
45:11 <HERO> working today?
45:13 <+Tim-Sim> cool HERO
45:15 <+Tim-Sim> yep
45:18 <yakuza> well you deserve to be a fat pog
45:20 Nick: HERO is now known as l00peyd0g
45:24 <l00peyd0g> roads are gonna be shit
45:30 <yakuza> no they aren't
45:30 <l00peyd0g> non stop rain all mnight
45:47 <l00peyd0g> suppose u just go slow
45:48 <+Tim-Sim> got a long weekend coming up, it's ol' Queeny's birthday
45:54 <yakuza> learn to drive?
45:55 <l00peyd0g> yeah not here
46:02 <l00peyd0g> we had ours this week'
46:05 <yakuza> you aren't a pom Tim-Sim
46:07 <+Tim-Sim> oh
46:17 <l00peyd0g> yep
46:18 <yakuza> you're convict
46:38 <+Tim-Sim> Prisoner of Her Majesty
46:46 <l00peyd0g> so yeah..
46:48 <+Tim-Sim> Prisoner Of her Majesty
46:49 <yakuza> yep
47:04 <l00peyd0g> i bet they havent even fixed the connection to the internet at the office
47:14 <utrea> Shes no majesty, i rule these parts
47:22 <yakuza> do it yourself then l00peyd0g
47:26 <yakuza> or you too dumb?
47:34 <yakuza> no you don't
47:42 <l00peyd0g> do what mysself?'
47:48 <yakuza> ^retard
47:57 <l00peyd0g> get someone to come out and connect a fast connection for the office?
48:01 <l00peyd0g> u would think thats there job
48:04 <yakuza> utrea, well given, you do look like a queen
48:10 <yakuza> bigger boobs and all
48:24 <utrea> Im a millionaire
48:26 <l00peyd0g> any Tim-Sim back soon bruh
48:29 <l00peyd0g> gimme an hour
48:30 <yakuza> your boss is downloading cp nonstop l00peyd0g
48:34 <+Tim-Sim> cool mate
48:35 <l00peyd0g> it will be an hour this morning
48:36 <yakuza> thats why its slow
48:36 <utrea> These words dont apply to me
48:46 <yakuza> maybe so, but you're a fat pig
48:58 <l00peyd0g> such anger
49:02 <utrea> Nah im not
49:04 <yakuza> truth
49:18 <l00peyd0g> Tim-Sim will make u piss
49:18 <utrea> Who arr u agsin? B1rf
49:22 <utrea> B1rd
49:22 <l00peyd0g> drop u one hit
49:28 <yakuza> you are piss
49:50 Quit: l00peyd0g ([email protected]) Quit: WORK GOING TO WORK WORK WORK WORK
50:31 <yakuza> quick half dozen pies
50:32 <utrea> Qc
51:29 <yakuza> quick fried dog
52:02 <yakuza> [ate the big one already, now its time for the small one who evaded]
52:12 <yakuza> might then eat the owner
52:18 <yakuza> bit of revenge served cold
52:38 <utrea> So b1rd why did u sleep with the fattest woman on the internet - lumeah
52:51 <yakuza> you know why fatso
53:16 <utrea> Ur the fatso lol
53:18 <yakuza> ironic in that you have bigger tits than her
53:26 <yakuza> im 6'6 and 94 kilos
53:29 <utrea> Ur fat af
53:32 <yakuza> in the healthy BMI range
53:38 <yakuza> you're short and obese.
53:43 <utrea> Ur a fat cunt
53:44 <yakuza> you have manboobs LOL
53:45 <yakuza> no
53:55 <yakuza> you only eat pies you fat dog
53:58 <utrea> Im 7foot 2 cunt
53:59 <+Tim-Sim> I noticed in the physio there were several fat people, all with bad ankles
54:01 <yakuza> you got a chongie gf
54:02 <yakuza> no you arent
54:06 <utrea> Knock u out
54:08 <yakuza> in your imagination perhaps
54:11 <yakuza> i own you
54:26 <yakuza> fuck you're smart Tim-Sim
54:28 <yakuza> wow
54:35 <yakuza> who woulda thunk it buddy
54:36 <+Tim-Sim> thanks
54:43 <yakuza> no i was being highly sarcastic.
54:54 <+Tim-Sim> thanksi you twat
54:55 <yakuza> like this, damn you are sooo not autistic.
55:05 <+Tim-Sim> so was i, you twat
55:18 <yakuza> what is your official diagnosis? intellectually retarded somehow?
55:26 <yakuza> you aren't capable of sarcasm.
55:30 <yakuza> you too fat
55:44 <+Tim-Sim> I think yakuza needs a nap, he's a little cranky
55:56 <yakuza> only fat cunts sleep in the day
56:04 <yakuza> you need the nap son
56:10 <+Tim-Sim> not cool calm and collected like an alpha
56:22 <yakuza> im a hero
56:35 <yakuza> alphas aren't obese oldman
56:56 <+Tim-Sim> bitchy and vindictive, vitriolic
57:03 <+Tim-Sim> like a feminist
57:15 <yakuza> im not your gf Tim-Sim
57:20 * yakuza snaps his fingers
57:23 <yakuza> wake up Tim-Sim
57:26 <+Tim-Sim> whatever cunt
57:31 <yakuza> babe
57:35 <yakuza> it's ok.
57:53 <utrea> Tim has a point ur no alpha
57:59 <yakuza> now that i've moved in here.
58:07 <yakuza> i'll be implementing some changes.
58:19 <utrea> Online apex predators like tim and me own u
58:23 <yakuza> stay posted.
58:40 <yakuza> you couldn't predate a soggy pie you fat dog
58:52 <yakuza> youd drop it all down ur fat gut and mantitties
59:17 <yakuza> hows that viet slut of a gf of yours going
59:42 <yakuza> buddism LOL
59:57 <+Tim-Sim> buddhism
00:01 <yakuza> same thing
00:09 <yakuza> chongie fairytales
00:13 <utrea> Hows ur chongie wife? She cook up your dog yet
00:22 <yakuza> hopefully dead
00:40 <+Tim-Sim> actualy, buddhism is one of the only religions that does not have fairy tales
00:44 <yakuza> unlike you I'm not a race traitor
00:52 <+Tim-Sim> yeah you are
00:56 <yakuza> Tim-Sim, you are white.
01:02 <+Tim-Sim> you had an asian girl friend
01:02 <yakuza> no you are.
01:09 <yakuza> before it was cool.
01:14 <+Tim-Sim> lol
01:18 <yakuza> and
01:20 <yakuza> for a purpose
01:29 <+Tim-Sim> to chinese food?
02:11 <yakuza> why you two so fat?
02:31 <yakuza> is it because you took on an enemy who will wear you down and kill you without even touching you physically?
02:43 <yakuza> adrenal exhaustion
02:53 <yakuza> can make you blow up like a balloon
02:56 <yakuza> :D
04:01 <utrea> Qc
04:03 <yakuza> you two have not the training to control your bodies
05:17 <+Tim-Sim> so let me get this straight, you're not selling pies?
05:20 <yakuza> it's a little late now, I won't ever let you two fat cunts off the hook now I've got you.
05:47 <yakuza> I don't need to you fat dogs got a billion pies just for your dinner.
05:53 <yakuza> rofl
05:57 <yakuza> and wonder why you fat af
06:06 <yakuza> i love it
06:31 <yakuza> looovely blue sky here
06:35 <yakuza> after days of rain
08:21 <utrea> Hows the van these days b1rd
08:50 <+Tim-Sim> lol
09:05 <yakuza> great
09:14 <+Tim-Sim> Hows the van(house) these days b1rd
09:21 <yakuza> im staying with your gf Tim-Sim
09:35 <yakuza> don't need to live in me van when im an attractive alpha male
09:39 <yakuza> always have options
09:41 <+Tim-Sim> he will run out of money soon and downgrade to a wheely bin
09:51 <+Tim-Sim> nice
09:57 <yakuza> when do you think your wife will move on?
10:01 <+Tim-Sim> tell her I want my watch back
10:07 <yakuza> bit late for that
10:22 <yakuza> i'll allow you to live.
10:29 <yakuza> if im in a nice mood fatso
10:35 <utrea> B1rd just angry tsr got him in a corner and raped him
11:15 <yakuza> you're just angry you so fat
12:11 <utrea> No it goes whos fattest.. 1. Tsr 2. Shitmish 3. Hellfury
12:39 <yakuza> you so fat you own a pie sho[p
12:51 <yakuza> you had to buy one to supply yourself
12:57 <yakuza> coz it was costing millions a day
13:19 <yakuza> when your viet pig gf gonna cook your dog
13:20 <yakuza> ?
13:29 <yakuza> is that why you keep it away from here
15:32 <utrea> U lost ur mind there fatso
16:16 <yakuza> you couldn't even do one pushup
16:23 <yakuza> you're a disgrace
16:44 <utrea> Im the richest on austnet
17:00 <yakuza> idgaf how rich you are, i'd choke you out with two fingers
17:12 <yakuza> no amount of money can protect you from me.
17:13 <utrea> Looool im e3 trained kid
17:18 <yakuza> im a god
17:30 <utrea> I can open palm u into a coma
17:33 <yakuza> i eat princesses like you for breakfast shit you out for lunch
17:46 <utrea> Im trained in open palm son
17:48 <yakuza> you have boobs.
17:52 <utrea> I dont need weapons
17:56 <+Tim-Sim> open palm strike, that is what the police use
17:59 <yakuza> i did that shit before i was 12
18:06 <yakuza> its in the back of my brain.
18:17 <+Tim-Sim> they are not allowed to strike with closed fists
18:17 <yakuza> don't even need to consciously think about it.
18:23 <utrea> Yes timmy it gives u distance and strength
18:26 <yakuza> i could kill you from here.
18:42 <yakuza> do you realise who you fucked with, utrea ?
18:45 <+Tim-Sim> yeah, less likely to break a bone in the hand too
18:53 <yakuza> i don't think you do lad.
18:56 <utrea> U can hit just as hard with open palm as with fists
19:10 <yakuza> test it out on sunday then porkie
19:15 <yakuza> see how far you get
19:29 <+Tim-Sim> can be lethal if on the right points of the center line
19:39 <utrea> I use to spa with this ambulance officer chongie..fuk he could hit hard
19:47 <utrea> But he couldnt hit me once
19:50 <yakuza> a spontaneous heart attack in you two fatties will be lethal
20:04 <yakuza> coz you're too far away for a quick ambulance.
20:10 <yakuza> don't even have to fight you too.
20:22 <yakuza> buy you some cake mate
20:45 <utrea> No one can touch my head
20:56 <yakuza> no way you even a chopper could airlift you
21:03 <utrea> Ud have to try body shots or use a gun
21:05 <yakuza> im under your skin buddy
21:19 <yakuza> im inside you
22:10 <+Tim-Sim> <yakuza> im under your skin buddy <-- yakuza admits to being smegma
22:11 <utrea> Id bury u b1rd..put a tombstone up saying jesus is pedo..and.. he lies a race hating rockspider
22:24 <yakuza> you are burying yourself
22:38 <yakuza> i do the digging around here buddy
22:50 <yakuza> gonna put you in a hole.
23:03 <utrea> I want to be cremated sorry
23:05 <utrea> Qc
23:34 <yakuza> no i think you have enough land to be buried.
23:57 <yakuza> waste of resources burning your disgusting fat filled body
24:14 <yakuza> you've sucked up enough fat and shit in your life, you don't need to consume more after death.
26:51 Join: pinceywincey ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
26:52 Mode: (by mERK) +v pinceywincey
27:28 Nick: pinceywincey is now known as drizabone
27:37 <drizabone> Hi mERK
27:53 <drizabone> Anyone here?
28:00 <utrea> .
28:01 <yakuza> yea a few fat pie eaters
28:05 <yakuza> like oko aka utrea
28:12 <yakuza> cunt lives in a pie shop LOL
28:16 <yakuza> fat dog he is
28:35 <yakuza> u should see it, he got mantitties and lives with some black af viet slut
28:38 <utrea> Yakuza aka b1rd is a fatass dirty and smelly race hater
28:45 <utrea> Needs to be deported
28:48 <yakuza> fucking oath im a race hater
29:03 <yakuza> i hate race traitor fat cunts like you
29:05 <drizabone> Sup boe
29:21 <yakuza> fuck all
29:30 <drizabone> B1rd is here???
29:31 <yakuza> getting revenge.
29:31 <utrea> So u accept ur a race hater..ok
29:39 <drizabone> Excellent
29:41 <utrea> U had a chongie wife confirmed
29:44 <yakuza> yup
29:57 <drizabone> Ching chong charlie
30:03 <drizabone> ????
30:09 <yakuza> fucking oath
30:13 <drizabone> Where is psidawg
30:15 <yakuza> im under their skin now
30:18 <drizabone> ???
30:19 <yakuza> dead
30:23 <yakuza> dead to me the fucking chink
30:24 <drizabone> Cool
30:28 <drizabone> Oh
30:35 <drizabone> Panheads
30:38 <drizabone> K
30:39 <yakuza> fucking oath
30:48 <drizabone> Yes
30:50 <yakuza> commie mutts
30:59 <yakuza> fat cunts like utrea gonna cop it
31:02 <drizabone> Wingnut
31:19 <yakuza> lucky he's only in the reserves
31:28 <utrea> B1rd mail order bride from malaysia went back home after b1rd waved 10k in frontnof her and told her it was a million..after she realized ur broke and u got a little pecker, she left
31:34 <drizabone> utrea: that Jew lives in garage?
31:35 <yakuza> he's no where near fit enough to enlist fulltime are you utrea
32:04 <yakuza> they give him the job of driving the army vehicles up the hill to get a pie etc.
32:16 <yakuza> rofl reservist fat dog
32:23 <drizabone> Sounds right
32:24 <yakuza> probably in the boyscouts touching up kids too the sick pedo
32:31 <yakuza> fucking oath im under his skin
32:41 <drizabone> In his head bad
32:50 <yakuza> ive infiltrated his life p
32:53 <yakuza> -p
33:02 <drizabone> Well done
33:05 <yakuza> ty
33:08 <yakuza> and Tim-Sim
33:09 <drizabone> Yw
33:14 <yakuza> that cunt is fucking huge
33:14 <drizabone> Oh Tim-Sim
33:16 <yakuza> rofl
33:18 <yakuza> you should see him
33:22 <yakuza> his face mate
33:29 <yakuza> its like a fucking huge pear
33:30 <drizabone> Can't fit in his own time machine
33:33 <yakuza> and the belly on it too
33:33 <yakuza> ROFL
33:41 <drizabone> Show me
33:45 <yakuza> i honestly dont know how the cunt fits in anything
33:57 <yakuza> ill take a pic next time i see it
34:01 <drizabone> Imagine his jocjs
34:05 <drizabone> Jocks
34:12 <yakuza> he would easily be fucking 180 kilo
34:15 <yakuza> fucking huge mate
34:17 <drizabone> The vegemite highway
34:21 <yakuza> no shit
34:23 <drizabone> Lol
34:23 <yakuza> well
34:24 <yakuza> lots of
34:26 <utrea> Might get the b1rd pics out soon
34:33 <drizabone> Yes
34:35 <yakuza> go for it
34:41 <drizabone> What pics
34:48 <drizabone> Post now
34:54 <utrea> B1rd with his chong wife
34:57 <drizabone> Or bs fgt
35:01 <drizabone> Go on
35:02 <yakuza> you don't have any
35:05 <yakuza> whereas..
35:12 <drizabone> Prove it
35:14 <yakuza> i am under your skin both you and Tim-Sim
35:19 <yakuza> utrea and Tim-Sim are my targets
35:24 <utrea> Its upstairz kid im smoking morning bowls downstairs son
35:28 <yakuza> and have been since about 2013
35:35 <yakuza> you only have one level
35:39 <drizabone> Lol
35:40 <yakuza> you ahve a big garage
35:46 <yakuza> which is, a little lower
35:46 <drizabone> Lmfai
35:50 <yakuza> is not
35:53 <yakuza> downstairs.
36:18 <drizabone> He smokes leaf in his garage out of a cokie with hi hose and foil
36:19 <yakuza> your house and garden is unfinished
36:20 <drizabone> Fgt
36:22 <+Tim-Sim> yakuza: show drizabone my photo
36:22 <yakuza> yea
36:40 <yakuza> Tim-Sim, i couldn't find a camera lens big enough to snap you
36:43 <drizabone> I want to see Tim-Sim
36:51 <yakuza> hes fucking pear shaped
37:00 <yakuza> i got his doxx but i cant doxx him coz im too close
37:01 <drizabone> Really
37:08 <yakuza> and im gonna kill em both anyway
37:10 <yakuza> in due course
37:10 <utrea> Yakuzannis apple shaped
37:11 <drizabone> Sif
37:17 <drizabone> He on roma?
37:36 <yakuza> i will make an announcement in due course
37:42 <drizabone> Killing would be ideal
37:52 <yakuza> body disposal is going to be difficult
37:53 <drizabone> Lol in due course
37:58 <yakuza> yea
38:03 <drizabone> Huge fatty
38:10 <yakuza> luckily
38:13 <yakuza> utrea owns a truck
38:19 <yakuza> so they'll both go on the back
38:22 <drizabone> Won't fit whole in wheely bin
38:25 <yakuza> na
38:30 <drizabone> Must mince
38:33 <yakuza> cunts are 250 tonne each
38:35 <yakuza> yep
38:38 <drizabone> Easy 2 hour job
38:41 <yakuza> big industrial mincer ok
38:46 <yakuza> k
38:46 <drizabone> Yes
38:51 <yakuza> hmm better start before dawn
38:56 <drizabone> Lol
39:02 <utrea> Get yakuza put in a ditch for free
39:03 <drizabone> 3am
39:15 <yakuza> perfect
39:28 <drizabone> utrea: you will show yakuza respect as he kills you
39:49 <yakuza> ill have to do his whole family
39:57 <yakuza> coz he uses them as human shields
40:02 <drizabone> Ziptie this cunts throat
40:16 <yakuza> or just put a ski mask on
40:26 <yakuza> na do his entire fam
40:31 <yakuza> cunts got a daughter a slope gf
40:33 <yakuza> hmm
40:37 <yakuza> the daughters bf
40:40 <drizabone> Yes then take Jew money
40:42 <yakuza> ill do em all no witness'
40:49 <yakuza> cunts a hoarder
40:56 <yakuza> probably not a cent is liquid
40:59 <drizabone> Relic hunter
41:15 <yakuza> but yeah anything thats there, we are free to have
41:21 <drizabone> He live in ripponlea?
41:28 <yakuza> nsw
41:33 <drizabone> Oh
41:45 <yakuza> yeah he's gonna cop it
41:49 <drizabone> Faggit territory
41:58 <yakuza> cunt put his dogs onto me back in 2013
41:59 <drizabone> He must pass away
42:09 <yakuza> nearly killed my dog
42:13 <yakuza> bit me a few times
42:17 <drizabone> Props?
42:27 <yakuza> yeah i gave him away now not the point though
42:37 <drizabone> Where is that Bangladesh fgt
42:40 <yakuza> revenge will be very very sweet
42:46 <yakuza> dead for all i care
42:50 <yakuza> fucking gook pig
42:52 <drizabone> Why give him as away
43:05 <drizabone> Away
43:15 <yakuza> rofl this fat fat army reservist thought he could take me.
43:27 <yakuza> and now like 4 years later im so close to him
43:33 <drizabone> Lol
43:39 <yakuza> dumb dog got tracked down
43:46 <drizabone> I shot up meth other day
43:50 <yakuza> sweet
43:55 <drizabone> Lol 3point rock
43:58 <yakuza> lol goood gear?
44:02 <drizabone> Yes
44:08 <yakuza> fuckin nice
44:14 <drizabone> 100 pure
44:22 <yakuza> thatd go alright
44:22 <drizabone> %
44:26 <yakuza> good buzz
44:27 <drizabone> Farj
44:31 <drizabone> Farj
44:37 <drizabone> K
44:53 <drizabone> Lil stroke
45:01 <drizabone> Awesome
45:14 <drizabone> You wouldn't handle .3
45:25 <drizabone> Not a chance
45:30 <yakuza> probably not
45:37 <yakuza> used to
45:38 <yakuza> not now but
45:44 <drizabone> None
45:46 <drizabone> ?
45:57 <drizabone> I'm jk
45:58 <yakuza> have a lil taste now and then
46:05 <drizabone> Only did a .
46:06 <yakuza> but not regular
46:08 <yakuza> lol
46:12 <drizabone> Lol
46:30 <drizabone> Iil taste .2
46:34 <drizabone> ?
46:35 <yakuza> yup
46:48 <drizabone> But I'm quitting
47:04 <drizabone> So just on the Hong kongs
47:11 <yakuza> sweet
47:27 <yakuza> yeh been on a b it of prince harry
47:27 <drizabone> And saving up for new shoes
47:41 <drizabone> Harry?
47:46 <yakuza> heroin
47:51 <drizabone> I know
47:58 <drizabone> U on it?
48:05 <drizabone> Addicted
48:06 <yakuza> yeah small habit
48:10 <yakuza> gram a day pure
48:18 <drizabone> Lmfao
48:27 <yakuza> 3 shots a day
48:29 <drizabone> Smoke it hu
48:32 <drizabone> Oh
48:34 <yakuza> breakfast lunch n tea
48:36 <drizabone> 3.3333
48:36 <utrea> Qc
48:40 <drizabone> Nice
48:53 <yakuza> fuck off utrea you fat pie eating dog imma fucking end you
48:56 <drizabone> Any food?
49:05 <drizabone> Qs
49:06 <yakuza> cunt doesn't even do any drugs all he does is pies
49:14 <drizabone> Sauce?
49:16 <utrea> Fuk that was a nice cone
49:23 <yakuza> yeh cunt drinks litres of sauce dont you
49:25 <drizabone> Prob bbq
49:35 <yakuza> cunt lives inside a pie shop hes so fat af
49:45 <utrea> Got a ss v2 in thge garage
49:47 <yakuza> fat fucking dog
49:54 <drizabone> Pie shitting Jew dog
49:55 <utrea> 1.8k kms on tgge clock
49:57 <yakuza> you got fuck all
50:07 <utrea> Im a millionaire
50:15 <yakuza> im going to murder you
50:25 <drizabone> He has a smashed up xf
50:30 <drizabone> Yellow one
50:41 <yakuza> a billion dollars and no conventional army in the world can protect you from me pie eater.
50:42 <drizabone> Doesn't run
50:46 <drizabone> Needs fuel
50:52 <yakuza> na cunts got some cars
51:01 <drizabone> Lol pies aren't even real meat
51:02 <yakuza> not an ss
51:11 <yakuza> he got a shitty mustang
51:17 <drizabone> They all contain soy
51:19 <yakuza> a few kia's and other junk his fam drives
51:25 <yakuza> some kinda 4x4
51:40 <yakuza> cunt'll be going away soon for a permanent holiday i reckon
51:45 <drizabone> Probs skoda the joo
51:45 <yakuza> true drizabone
51:52 <yakuza> maybe thats y the fat dog has manboobs
52:05 <yakuza> its ok, ill have him
52:14 <yakuza> he set his dogs on me, ill murder his entire village
52:16 <yakuza> and burn it
52:18 <drizabone> Yeah go for a little swim with the fishes hey som
52:19 <yakuza> brb
52:20 <drizabone> Son
52:24 <utrea> Yea i got a 80s series landcruiser.. cunts on the street always ask me if im selling it
52:33 <yakuza> he's pretty remote ill just burn him out
52:38 <yakuza> no u dont
52:59 <drizabone> U selling the landcruiser
52:59 <yakuza> utrea, im going to kill you.
53:01 <drizabone> ?
53:18 <drizabone> I missed you guys
53:32 <utrea> Qc
53:32 <drizabone> Except utrea the mutt
53:37 <yakuza> he aint no jew
53:47 <drizabone> What is he
53:51 <yakuza> anglo
53:52 <drizabone> Gypsy
53:54 <yakuza> fat af
53:56 <drizabone> Oh
54:07 <yakuza> with all the fat hard to identify his race
54:10 <drizabone> Anglo Indian?
54:17 <yakuza> blue eyed fat dog cunt
54:26 <drizabone> Any hair?
54:29 <yakuza> yeh
54:36 <drizabone> Pubes on face
54:39 <utrea> I said...qc
54:43 <yakuza> fuck off you fat dog
54:44 <utrea> Got it
54:47 <drizabone> Qc
54:48 <yakuza> you are dead
55:01 <drizabone> yakuza: seems angry
55:04 <drizabone> Lol
55:08 <drizabone> Die die die
55:26 <yakuza> stating facts. alot of people want him dead.
55:43 <utrea> Qc tu
55:45 <drizabone> Seems fair then.
56:03 <yakuza> fucking oath
56:34 <drizabone> Brass knuckle the fat pig
56:56 <yakuza> i will be choking him out and then cutting his throat
57:17 <yakuza> or choke and snap the neck
57:21 Quit: Tim-Sim ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
57:23 <drizabone> He is a known associate of Mr baldly
57:23 <yakuza> whatever really
57:37 <yakuza> i see
57:46 <drizabone> Ppedo quit
58:00 <yakuza> well im going to get him for my own reasons, he set his two dogs on me.
58:16 <yakuza> and i made a blood oath there and then that id kill the owner.
58:20 <yakuza> and i will.
58:32 <yakuza> moral of the story is boys, hard work pays off.
58:45 <drizabone> On point bro
58:53 <utrea> Gotta drop some logs off innthe dunny brb
59:11 <drizabone> Noodle logs
59:52 <drizabone> The pie shitter
01:02 <drizabone> Where is the dominos shitter
01:55 <drizabone> Where is lumeah
02:21 <drizabone> !seen lumeah
03:01 <drizabone> Helo
03:19 <drizabone> 11.11
08:30 Nick: drizabone is now known as hello
10:20 <hello> How's ya logs
10:37 <utrea> Ok
10:41 <utrea> Qc
10:53 <hello> Same qc
12:27 <hello> Bc
21:45 <utrea> Qc
30:50 Quit: utrea ([email protected]) Quit: Kriegsmaschine is The Sunbury Rapist or TSR who raped jennifer gowchi in 2015-2017
31:36 <hello> Awww
31:54 <hello> Speak up yakuza
32:14 <yakuza> oi
32:33 <hello> Doin
32:49 <yakuza> fuck all
32:53 <hello> I had lil wank
32:58 <yakuza> nice
33:04 <hello> 18 min
34:42 <hello> Over lumies pic
35:24 <hello> Hard to blow ugli face
36:19 <hello> Who is grem ???
38:01 <yakuza> new zealand rapist / pedofile
41:31 Join: Tim-Sim ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
41:32 Mode: (by mERK) +v Tim-Sim
41:42 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Tim-Sim
41:45 <yakuza> wb pear
42:37 <yakuza> y u so fat Tim-Sim ?
44:29 <hello> He not fat just big boned
44:44 <yakuza> rofl
45:21 <yakuza> looks kinda like a fucking hot air balloon
45:42 <hello> Lool
45:59 <yakuza> fat cunt aren't ya Tim-Sim
46:03 <+Tim-Sim> no
46:12 <yakuza> they call him 'timmy-jiggler' i call him timmy hot air balloon
46:18 <yakuza> or hippo tim
46:21 <hello> Aahahahhhs
46:34 <hello> WhY alardass
46:41 <yakuza> Tim-Sim, what do you eat?
46:44 <yakuza> u fat dog cunt
46:50 <hello> Whole cows
46:55 <yakuza> ROFLLLLLLLLL
47:01 <yakuza> this true Simon?
47:01 <hello> 3 aday
47:05 <yakuza> rofl
47:11 <yakuza> fkn oath
47:14 <yakuza> cunts obese
47:30 <yakuza> fat ass mf'er
47:35 <hello> With 3 buckets gravy
47:39 <yakuza> LOL
47:43 <yakuza> Tim-Sim, u there
47:47 <hello> Extra lard
47:51 <yakuza> fuck he's fat
47:54 <yakuza> its amazing
48:01 <hello> Oomph
48:05 <yakuza> cunt tries to hide behind his gf when he meets new ppl
48:10 <yakuza> hides the belly lol
48:33 <yakuza> pretty funny arent u Tim-Sim u monster
48:51 <yakuza> goin work today in couple hours simon?
49:04 <hello> He eats 20 kilos of rice per week
49:18 <yakuza> ROFL this true simon aka Tim-Sim ?
49:28 <yakuza> fuck thats alot
49:32 <yakuza> could feed entire country of gooks
49:34 <yakuza> lol
49:52 <hello> As well as around 90ltrs of hot sauce
49:57 <yakuza> fuck
50:01 <yakuza> fuck ur fat Tim-Sim
50:11 <hello> And 40lbs chicken necks
50:19 <yakuza> LOL cunt goes this morning "oh i went to the physio for a saw ankle"
50:24 <yakuza> rofllll chicken necks
50:25 <hello> Fat cunt
50:32 <hello> Yes
50:34 <yakuza> yeah
50:39 <yakuza> used to feed me dog them
50:44 <hello> His choice of cut
50:51 <yakuza> yea i guess Tim-Sim is a dog
50:53 <hello> Real dog meal
50:53 <yakuza> a fat dog
50:57 <yakuza> yup
51:30 <hello> Still drinking 8 litrs coke each night ?
51:36 <yakuza> ill try PM him, he seems unresponsive
51:41 <yakuza> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
51:45 <yakuza> Tim-Sim, u drink 8 litres coke ?
51:48 <hello> Fucking glutton
51:49 <yakuza> no wonder you're fucking huge
51:49 <+Tim-Sim> no
51:50 <yakuza> yea
52:05 <yakuza> ->Tim-Sim<- u there Simon?
52:15 <yakuza> fuck you're a greedy cunt Tim-Sim
52:21 <+Tim-Sim> Simon?
52:24 <hello> He lies he told me he drank 4x2 litre bots in one night
52:25 <yakuza> you
52:30 <yakuza> his name is simon
52:34 <yakuza> fuck wha a fatty
52:34 <hello> Yes
52:43 <yakuza> i think it might be too late for him now
52:46 <hello> Simon fat shitt
52:46 <yakuza> he's soooooooo huge
52:47 <+Tim-Sim> my name is Tim you dickhead
52:52 <+Tim-Sim> der
52:52 <yakuza> no it isn't simon
53:00 <hello> Tim is alias
53:02 <+Tim-Sim> yes it isn't simon
53:08 <yakuza> yea tim is his pedo steet name
53:12 <hello> It's really Simon
53:15 <yakuza> yup
53:36 <yakuza> simon is furious that tsr picked up deadangel before him
53:38 <hello> Simon stomach
53:56 <yakuza> but he likes his girls younger around 3 years old dont u simon pedo
54:01 <yakuza> rofl simon stomach
54:55 <yakuza> Tim-Sim, where is your pedo support crew now when you need em most?
55:05 <yakuza> seems like they've chickened out
55:07 <yakuza> doesn't it son
55:31 <hello> He got banned from weight watchers for complaining about meal portion size
55:40 <hello> All too small for him
55:44 <yakuza> ROFL
55:49 <yakuza> for real?
55:52 <yakuza> LOL
55:53 <hello> Yes
55:57 <yakuza> fuck man
56:01 <yakuza> thats fucking funny
56:11 <yakuza> it's supposed to be small Tim-Sim
56:13 <hello> My cousin worked there all confirmed
56:14 <yakuza> u dumb fatty
56:20 <yakuza> fucking funny
56:30 <yakuza> i bet he cracked up laughing
56:38 <hello> The workers there dubbed him the rotund dog
56:44 <yakuza> LOL
57:02 <hello> He wanted triple servings
57:08 <yakuza> rofl Tim-Sim
57:13 <yakuza> speak up Tim-Sim
57:17 <hello> Quadruple desserts
57:26 <yakuza> fuck me
57:42 <yakuza> fuck hes fat
57:45 <hello> He loves lazy moes
57:52 <yakuza> ill try find a picture thats like him
57:58 <hello> Needs only 2 plates
58:05 <hello> 4 kilo steak
58:06 <yakuza> rofl
58:09 <yakuza> i bet
58:25 <hello> Extra large bowl chips
58:40 <hello> With extra extra salt and gravy
58:57 <hello> And chocolate and cream dips
59:06 <hello> 500gram each
59:23 <yakuza> fuck even cant find any man fat as him online
59:24 <yakuza> rofl
59:26 <yakuza> yum
59:32 <yakuza> ROFL at extra extra salt
59:39 <yakuza> and gravy fuck ur f at Tim-Sim
00:47 <hello> Drizzle of olive oil (mL)
00:53 <hello> 250
01:04 <hello> X2 bottle
01:29 <hello> Dash of Worcester 1 litre drop
01:39 <yakuza> ROFL
01:47 <yakuza> Tim-Sim, where is miax?
01:59 <hello> Lol squirt of dead horse 1 bottle
01:59 <yakuza> LOL despo as fuck even though he's got a woman
02:06 <yakuza> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
02:09 <hello> Who he got
02:10 <yakuza> dead horse lol
02:24 <yakuza> well coz the cunts got money hes got a fair decent slut
02:32 <yakuza> but he still pedos all day and night online
02:36 <yakuza> so greedy
02:46 <hello> He ate 17 pig trotters in as many minutes last tue
02:49 <yakuza> shes probably having a good scab to set herself up
02:52 <yakuza> lol
02:54 <yakuza> ROFL
02:57 <yakuza> no shit?
03:06 <yakuza> fuck
03:08 <hello> He showed pics of the soup
03:10 <yakuza> Tim-Sim, u gonna die bro
03:11 <hello> Yes
03:14 <yakuza> pisser
03:23 <yakuza> what a greedy fucker
03:24 <hello> And the bones were all eaten too
03:27 <yakuza> ROFL
03:28 <hello> Dog
03:30 <yakuza> he's like a dog lol
03:34 <hello> Yes
03:43 <yakuza> fuck
03:50 <hello> He loves the joint lubricant juice best
03:57 <yakuza> loloolololol
04:00 <hello> Don't you Timmy jiggler
04:13 <hello> You obese ugly pig Tim-Sim
04:34 <yakuza> fuck he got an ugly face
04:45 <hello> You shall die with a pork trotter down your windpipe
04:50 <yakuza> LOOL
05:11 <hello> He looks like Boris karloffs brother
05:20 <hello> The ugly rapist
05:23 <yakuza> rofl
05:34 <yakuza> sure does have a rape face
05:50 <hello> Exactly like a rape face boe
05:56 <yakuza> yea
06:15 <hello> Walks around with one glove on
06:23 <yakuza> LOL
06:48 <hello> Sticky on Palm so he can steal cashews
06:54 <yakuza> lol
06:54 <hello> Fat cunt
07:09 <hello> And assorted nuts/legumes
07:16 <yakuza> lol
07:32 <hello> He has chocolate Laden pockeds
07:36 <hello> Pockets
07:44 <yakuza> fuck hes fat
07:48 <hello> Treats in every crevice
07:51 <yakuza> roflllll
08:00 <yakuza> speak up Tim-Sim
08:07 <hello> Sweat covered treacle
08:18 <yakuza> dripping of fat and sugar
08:24 <hello> Rotten teeth from sugar
08:30 <yakuza> yep
08:44 <hello> A heart covered in fat and grease
08:54 <yakuza> roflllllll
09:01 <yakuza> how the fuck he even alive its a miracle
09:04 <hello> Enough to supply every kfc in the universe
09:09 <yakuza> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
09:13 <yakuza> owned
09:13 <hello> For eternity
09:16 <yakuza> yep
09:25 <hello> And more
09:37 <yakuza> damn Tim-Sim
09:51 <hello> His breath smells like pure animal shortening
09:57 <hello> And shit
09:57 <yakuza> lololol
10:16 <yakuza> and roadkill
10:22 <hello> He can't brush teeth because he ate all the toothpaste
10:26 <yakuza> rofl
10:39 <hello> And chewed up his toothbrush
10:44 <hello> Lol snack
10:51 Join: AndroUser2 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
10:52 Mode: (by mERK) +v AndroUser2
11:00 <yakuza> fuck Tim-Sim
11:02 <hello> Has a shower eats the soap
11:08 <yakuza> rofl
11:09 <hello> Drinks all water
11:23 <yakuza> LOL
11:24 <hello> Pisses in bed
11:27 <yakuza> yep
11:33 <yakuza> cunt has to have plastic sheets
11:42 <yakuza> coz pisses n shits bed every night
11:51 <hello> Then eats Safeway 2kg lasagne for brubch
11:57 <yakuza> looooool
11:58 <hello> Yes
12:12 <hello> Plastic sheets to catch melting cheese
12:23 <yakuza> yeh coz hes eating 24.7
12:28 <hello> And food crumbs for fritters later
12:37 <yakuza> yeh
12:39 <AndroUser2> I like food crumbs.
12:40 <hello> Bedbugs and all
12:48 <hello> Hello AndroUser2
12:49 <yakuza> rofl @ Tim-Sim
12:57 <hello> Welcome to nerdhacks
13:06 <AndroUser2> Thank you.
13:07 <yakuza> * [Tim-Sim] +#melbourne #politicaldebate @#nerdhacks @#gettinghealthy @#nerdhax
13:07 <yakuza> *
13:10 <hello> What is your disability?
13:10 <yakuza> rofl gettinghealthy
13:17 <hello> Lmfao
13:22 <hello> Gettingfatter
13:31 <yakuza> yes should start that channel
13:36 <hello> #heartattackcandidates
13:49 <yakuza> rofl
14:57 <AndroUser2> Are there any nice girls here ?
15:19 <hello> Yes hun
15:46 <AndroUser2> You?
15:47 <hello> I'm 16f single
15:56 <hello> Yup s2
15:57 <AndroUser2> Sweet.
16:03 <hello> :)
16:09 <hello> Xoxoxo
16:20 <hello> I'm super horny today
16:36 <AndroUser2> I'm not.
16:38 <hello> Can't stop fingering my butt
16:43 <hello> Hehehe
16:51 <hello> Yes you are silleeee
17:44 <yakuza> lol
18:07 <AndroUser2> The butt is not made for that.
18:13 <hello> My arse smells like tuna
18:16 <hello> Hehehe
18:21 <yakuza> lol
18:26 <hello> I had toona bake
18:36 <yakuza> it would
18:37 <hello> With fish fingers
18:47 <hello> And tartare
18:53 <yakuza> rofl
19:13 <hello> Lol I just farted with finger in me hole
19:17 <hello> It hurt
19:17 <yakuza> rofl
19:30 <hello> Bbzzzippp
19:35 <hello> It went
19:36 <yakuza> lol
19:38 <hello> Lol
19:43 <yakuza> funny cunt lol
19:45 <hello> Finger reaks
19:52 <yakuza> yeh i bet
20:07 <hello> Lil brown
20:07 <yakuza> make Tim-Sim smell tuna finger
20:33 * hello puts stinking finger on Tim-Sim 
20:42 <hello> Ahaha
20:50 <yakuza> wonder if he can guess what that it was his gf's cooking that created that?
20:53 <hello> Where is Steven?
20:54 <yakuza> rofl
21:02 <hello> Miss it
21:02 <yakuza> gone on a holiday
21:06 <hello> Where
21:11 <hello> Bangladesh
21:13 <yakuza> yeh
21:17 <hello> With beehhh
21:21 <yakuza> i reckon
21:28 <hello> Ladyboi
21:36 <yakuza> picking up a new order
21:48 <hello> 10 year old boy
21:54 <yakuza> llol
22:38 <yakuza> wonder if ill still get baned
22:40 Nick: yakuza is now known as b1rd
22:47 <hello> Tim-Sim: is the fattest guy on the internet
22:51 <b1rd> holy fuk lets see
22:52 <hello> Lol
22:59 <hello> Noice
23:05 <b1rd> Tim-Sim is easily fattest on the server yea
23:11 Nick: hello is now known as sluggz
23:15 <sluggz> Oh
23:22 <sluggz> By far
23:38 <+Tim-Sim> how much do I weigh?
23:39 <b1rd> Tim-Sim u fat dog cunt
23:44 <sluggz> The fattest piece of dirt in the cozmos
23:52 <sluggz> Lmao
23:54 <b1rd> easy 200kg
24:04 <+Tim-Sim> no wonder my ankles fucked
24:06 <sluggz> Naked
24:17 <sluggz> Fluid problems?
24:22 <+Tim-Sim> is that before or after a 20kg shit?
24:33 <sluggz> After
24:33 <b1rd> cunt needs industrial scales
24:35 <b1rd> rofl
24:37 <sluggz> Lol
24:40 <sluggz> Yes
24:48 <b1rd> truck weigh station
24:56 <sluggz> He drives a forklift in his house
24:59 <b1rd> rofl
25:05 <sluggz> To pick up his plate
25:15 <b1rd> beep beep beep
25:22 <sluggz> Has an industrial cake oven
25:30 <b1rd> true that lol
25:33 <sluggz> For cupcakes
25:41 <b1rd> pink ones
25:42 <b1rd> lol
25:46 <sluggz> Mudcake size
25:51 <b1rd> rofl
26:03 <sluggz> Uses old sinks as cupcake tin
26:12 <b1rd> lol
26:24 <sluggz> 4 pieces baking paper each
26:25 <AndroUser2> Tim-Sim how many ct are you?
26:49 <sluggz> He is 198kilo
27:29 <b1rd> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C81p_oRmlyc
27:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hippo shitting like a lawn sprinkler (Apr 24, 2012) Length: 0:37 - Category: Science & Technology - 371,858 views - 887 likes (93.6%), dislikes (6.4%)
27:52 <b1rd> Tim-Sim, ^
27:59 <sluggz> Tim-Sim: once shat 3 foot long
28:13 <b1rd> 250 kilo
28:13 <AndroUser2> Fun.
28:18 <sluggz> After a hard night on the subway
28:18 <b1rd> yea
28:23 <b1rd> lol
28:49 <b1rd> and heres oko https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEmdNT1tEEw
28:52 <b1rd> fat dog
28:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: White Rhino Marking His Territory (May 9, 2012) Length: 0:53 - Category: Pets & Animals - 25,364,878 views - 49,944 likes (80.1%), 12,437 dislikes (19.9%)
28:55 <sluggz> Tim-Sim: what your fave food?
29:16 <sluggz> Tim-Sim:
29:22 <sluggz> Speak up son
29:24 <b1rd> intravenous pork fat
29:46 <sluggz> Lmfao
29:48 <b1rd> Tim-Sim, you were asked a qustion u fat cunt
29:57 <sluggz> Yes cunt
30:03 <b1rd> ill pm
30:13 <sluggz> Get that pork hock outta ya fat gob
30:33 <b1rd> >Tim-Sim< answer the bloody question you lard
30:56 <+Tim-Sim> let me think
31:00 <sluggz> Tim-Sim: once ate 2 turkeys in one hour
31:06 Join: moke ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
31:07 Mode: (by mERK) +v moke
31:13 <b1rd> <Tim-Sim> what fucking question?
31:13 <b1rd> <b1rd> don't get lippy with me son
31:17 <+Tim-Sim> probably some kind of pizza
31:19 <b1rd> rofl
31:24 <sluggz> Lol
31:50 <sluggz> Tim-Sim: you are a fat pig aren't you?
31:56 <+Tim-Sim> KFC pizza
32:02 <+Tim-Sim> imagine that
32:07 <+Tim-Sim> a KFC pizza
32:15 <b1rd> do you eat the bones too Tim-Sim ?
32:30 <+Tim-Sim> no
32:39 <+Tim-Sim> I just snap them in half and suck the marrow out
32:44 <b1rd> rofl
32:47 <sluggz> Tim-Sim: banned from kfc
33:15 <sluggz> During chicken shortage
33:20 <moke> Hello
33:26 <moke> I am moke
33:29 <sluggz> Only allowed 2 buckets a day
33:42 <sluggz> Grease
33:46 <b1rd> hello moke u fat dog
33:51 <b1rd> ROFL
33:57 <sluggz> Moke
34:05 <b1rd> welcome moke
34:08 <AndroUser2> Bone marrow increases lifespan.
34:14 <b1rd> feel free to give shit to Tim-Sim
34:32 <sluggz> And arse span
34:35 <b1rd> lol
34:55 <moke> You seem to be attracted to me b1rd
34:56 <+Tim-Sim> bone marrow and bone broths are very healthy, I'll add a section on it in my book
35:23 <b1rd> Tim-Sim, not sure you're a great role model of a healthy person
35:36 <sluggz> Title: how to get fatter quick
35:37 <+Tim-Sim> I roll, what more do you want?
35:37 <b1rd> being half tonne and all
35:51 <b1rd> that's the book you should be writing Tim-Sim
36:07 <+Tim-Sim> that would probably be a good book
36:23 <+Tim-Sim> people could learn what makes them fat quickly
36:25 <b1rd> ye coz everyone wants to be a fatty like u
36:33 <sluggz> Super size tim
36:38 <b1rd> rofl
36:53 <+Tim-Sim> I reckon people would buy that
36:57 <AndroUser2> Nothing wrong with being fat. When the nuclear winter comes, the fatties will live longer.
37:15 <+Tim-Sim> also, there are some skinny people that might be interested too
37:16 <moke> Skirmish is fat
37:23 <sluggz> No I'll eat them
37:27 <b1rd> lol
37:56 <sluggz> Skirmish is a nice guy
38:24 <+Tim-Sim> fuck, my back door was open all yesterday and today...
38:32 <AndroUser2> Wtf
38:37 <sluggz> Address Tim-Sim
38:45 <b1rd> ill let myself in if i feel a bit hungry then
38:50 <+Tim-Sim> I mustn't have shut it properly and locked it
38:53 <sluggz> Yes
39:02 <b1rd> what u got in the fridge bro
39:08 <AndroUser2> Do you live in a safe area?
39:18 <sluggz> No you have been bugged
39:22 Quit: moke ([email protected]) Client exited
39:22 <b1rd> it used to be safe before i moved in hey Tim-Sim
39:33 <b1rd> yea
39:40 <+Tim-Sim> yeah...
39:45 * Tim-Sim rolls eyes
39:50 <sluggz> Careful bro
39:53 <b1rd> everything you do is being watched and monitored
39:59 <+Tim-Sim> I know
40:04 <+Tim-Sim> been getting hints
40:11 <+Tim-Sim> still not sure who it is yet
40:15 <sluggz> Even your diet
40:20 <b1rd> yeah
40:31 <b1rd> probably aliens Tim-Sim
40:34 <+Tim-Sim> no
40:38 <+Tim-Sim> it's not aliens
40:40 <b1rd> who could it be?
40:45 <b1rd> do you think
40:51 <sluggz> ???
41:00 <sluggz> Jenny Craig
41:08 <b1rd> lollllllllllllllllll
41:10 <+Tim-Sim> not sure, got some ideas but don't want to give too much away
41:16 <AndroUser2> Ex girlfriend.
41:21 <b1rd> we may be able to assist you Tim-Sim
41:28 <b1rd> we are your friends
41:35 <+Tim-Sim> thanks
41:35 <sluggz> P.s children?
41:48 <AndroUser2> I think it's called paranoia.
41:49 <b1rd> ?
42:16 <b1rd> he cant pull out in time coz he so fat
42:17 <sluggz> Paranoid schizophrenia
42:22 <sluggz> Love it
42:27 <b1rd> yeah
43:26 <b1rd> probably nothing to worry about except your mental illness hey Tim-Sim ?
45:51 <+Tim-Sim> I know what they are doing
46:03 <+Tim-Sim> they are watching to see if I slip up
46:11 <+Tim-Sim> keeping tabs
47:32 <b1rd> who is watching?
48:28 <b1rd> jenny craig want their meals back?
49:27 <b1rd> when do you start work Tim-Sim ? 2 pm?
51:29 <+Tim-Sim> maybe
51:51 <AndroUser2> I need a job.
52:01 <b1rd> mind if we root in your bed Tim-Sim ?
52:07 <+Tim-Sim> what sort of job?
52:16 <b1rd> we've been doing it in the kitchen, sitting room up till now
52:27 <+Tim-Sim> ok
52:32 <AndroUser2> Preferably where I don't deal with people.
52:37 <+Tim-Sim> lol
52:55 <AndroUser2> Who are you doing it with b1rd?
53:08 <b1rd> Tim-Sim's misses
53:14 <b1rd> while he's at work
53:20 <AndroUser2> Is she hot?
53:27 <b1rd> ahh i dunno
53:36 <b1rd> fills in the day
53:56 <AndroUser2> Is the missus attractive Tim-Sim?
54:54 <+Tim-Sim> what missus?
54:59 <b1rd> it's impolite to ignore people Tim-Sim
55:13 <AndroUser2> Why aren't you married?
55:25 <+Tim-Sim> dunno
55:37 <AndroUser2> Never found the one?
56:21 <AndroUser2> You should get married.
57:47 <b1rd> that's a great idea AndroUser2, will you get married Tim-Sim ?
59:02 <b1rd> why haven't you asked her to marry you Tim-Sim ?
01:43 <+Tim-Sim> I should
02:33 <b1rd> yeah bro
02:49 <+Tim-Sim> would have a clean house then
02:59 <b1rd> fully
03:12 <+Tim-Sim> although I cleaned up a bit the other day, places looks heaps better
03:13 <AndroUser2> Get a kitten.
03:28 <b1rd> yeah don't eat it though
03:29 <+Tim-Sim> toilet is spotless
03:29 <b1rd> lol
03:58 <+Tim-Sim> and the bathroom basin, shower and bath
04:08 <+Tim-Sim> loungeroom is better
04:09 <b1rd> perfect conditions to grow superbugs
04:15 <b1rd> proud of you
04:21 <+Tim-Sim> 2 trees removed out the back on Monday
04:26 <sluggz> Sometimes I go out wearing only my drizabone
04:31 <sluggz> Nothing else
04:36 <+Tim-Sim> got a long weekend coming up
04:38 <b1rd> lol
04:46 <b1rd> what's the plans for the long weekend Tim-Sim ?
04:52 <sluggz> I flash pedestrians
04:58 <+Tim-Sim> bit of cleaning
05:06 <b1rd> rofl
05:12 <sluggz> Bit of iv ice
05:16 <b1rd> yum
05:19 <sluggz> 1.7
05:29 <+Tim-Sim> might clean the carvy on the motorbike
05:37 <+Tim-Sim> carby
05:39 <sluggz> Carby
05:48 <b1rd> is it a 1930's bike?
06:00 <sluggz> You got a fatboy?
06:04 <+Tim-Sim> nah, had old fuel in the tank for ages
06:14 <+Tim-Sim> 2004 KTM 450 EXC
06:16 <sluggz> Put some method in
06:20 <sluggz> Metho
06:23 <b1rd> rofl
06:31 <b1rd> you could NOT ride a dirtbike at your weight
06:41 <sluggz> Lies he has ktm 50sx
06:42 <b1rd> poor bike
06:47 <b1rd> rofl
06:54 <+Tim-Sim> https://www.dirtrider.com/sites/dirtrider.com/files/styles/800_1x_/public/buyers_guide/2004/2004_KTM_EXC_450Racing.jpg?itok=Ne03DAFI
07:05 <b1rd> youd flatten it
07:15 <+Tim-Sim> really wanna get stuck into cleaning hte garage
07:21 <sluggz> Looks like a fat cunts bike
07:40 <+Tim-Sim> got a ninja zx10r as well
07:40 <b1rd> you been saying that for how many years Tim-Sim ?
07:47 <+Tim-Sim> about 6 years
07:50 <sluggz> What you run it on kfc grease?
07:55 <b1rd> ROFL
07:55 <+Tim-Sim> lol
08:13 <b1rd> must have custom made suspension
08:16 <b1rd> for fat cunts
08:33 <sluggz> Full floater for fatties
08:45 <b1rd> you weigh more than both them bikes put together
08:46 <b1rd> yea
08:49 <+Tim-Sim> http://images.motorcycle-usa.com/PhotoGallerys/_DSC0086.jpg
08:51 <b1rd> pie floater
08:59 <b1rd> you don't have any bikes Tim-Sim
09:02 <sluggz> Has 26 inch fat cunt training wheels
09:06 <b1rd> upload a picture of Your bike
09:10 <b1rd> i have
09:28 <b1rd> stop pretending to be tough Tim-Sim. nobody cares if you ride a peewee fiddy. still bash ya.
09:41 <sluggz> Timsim uses his stomach to change gears
09:46 <+Tim-Sim> I posted a photo of my bikes ages ago
09:51 <sluggz> Uses chin for clutching
10:17 <b1rd> ROFL
10:32 <b1rd> fat cunt
10:55 <b1rd> like oko, you have bikes int he shed but too fat to ride
10:59 <sluggz> He drank all his petrol through breather tube
11:00 <b1rd> so they sit there and gather dust
11:04 <b1rd> LOL
11:11 <b1rd> bit thirsty there mate?
11:13 <+Tim-Sim> does he have bikes?
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11:26 <+Tim-Sim> lol
11:27 <sluggz> He has 1919 model
11:41 <sluggz> Lol zlined
11:44 <sluggz> Awwwww
12:53 <sluggz> Lmfao
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20:05 <rollingonfloor> hi
20:44 <rollingonfloor> Tim-Sim hello
21:49 Nick: rollingonfloor is now known as b1rd
22:00 <+Tim-Sim> hi
22:04 <+Tim-Sim> off to work
22:11 <b1rd> ok sweety ill go see ur misses
22:52 <b1rd> she actually feels like cooking after i give her multiple orgasms during the day, have you noticed Tim-Sim ?
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23:01 <b1rd> lol
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29:50 <b1rd> :)
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47:30 <sluggz> Omg
47:43 <sluggz> The dominos shitter is here
47:49 <l00peyd0g> DoC
47:54 <l00peyd0g> good to see you up and about
48:00 <sluggz> Hi l00peyd0g
48:42 <sluggz> Wb b1rd
49:05 <sluggz> Zlined before why?
53:25 <b1rd> thankyou sluggz sir
53:44 <b1rd> administrative error one can only assume.
54:30 <b1rd> Doing the dishes cleaning the stove, shall be with you soon sluggz boe.
54:58 <b1rd> well then I planned to go see tim-sim's gf. Suppose I'd better keep my promise to her.
54:58 <sluggz> Yes
55:07 <sluggz> You must
55:13 <sluggz> He can't rewt
55:18 <sluggz> Too tubby
55:22 <b1rd> rofl
55:25 <b1rd> yea true
55:30 <sluggz> 100
56:54 <sluggz> The fuks vonw ?
57:09 <b1rd> hmm von get the fuck out bro
57:16 <b1rd> no idea who she is
57:31 <b1rd> vonw, who are you son?
57:31 <sluggz> Spy
58:10 <sluggz> Speak up vonw
58:12 <l00peyd0g> disregard the white noise DoC
58:21 <l00peyd0g> sorry if your patience is wearing thin
59:31 <sluggz> l00peyd0g: u still sniffing ya sisters jocks
00:19 <sluggz> Kewl
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03:27 <sluggz> Kike
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04:37 Nick: sluggz is now known as hollowlegs
04:45 <holyfuk> :)
05:12 Nick: holyfuk is now known as b1rd
05:37 <hollowlegs> Lol
05:43 <hollowlegs> Hey m8e
05:49 <b1rd> heyyy
06:00 <b1rd> hows things bloke
06:02 <hollowlegs> Asl?
06:18 <b1rd> 37/t/chingchongland
06:19 <b1rd> u
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06:40 <esat> yooooooo
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06:58 <cockz> auyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
07:05 <b1rd> ayy
07:05 <hollowlegs> 35 f qld
07:12 <b1rd> hot
07:19 <b1rd> asl cockz
07:20 <hollowlegs> Yup
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07:33 <b1rd> asl esat
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08:05 <cockz> oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
08:13 <b1rd> lol
08:18 <hollowlegs> Hi cockz
08:20 <b1rd> oi
08:22 <cockz> esat ya cockmuncher
08:47 <hollowlegs> Telstra fgt
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09:16 <b1rd> telstra least reliable isp ever
09:17 <hollowlegs> cockz: fannies
09:30 <hollowlegs> Telstra all pedo
09:38 <b1rd> show us some snatch
09:41 <b1rd> yes
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10:20 <cockz> wtf mate
10:21 <snipe4life> yo
10:36 <hollowlegs> The rebound shit movie
10:51 <b1rd> skirmish go wash ya nappy
11:02 <hollowlegs> Dumb Jews
11:08 <b1rd> yep
11:37 <hollowlegs> Skirmish: head admin at Chubb reception
12:08 <b1rd> yep
12:08 <hollowlegs> He's doing a girls job
12:13 <b1rd> rofl
12:21 <b1rd> how humiliating
12:43 <hollowlegs> Speak up Mr I stowe
13:03 <hollowlegs> Ms stowe
13:08 <b1rd> speak up skirmish u pest
13:16 <b1rd> deadshit peat
13:19 <b1rd> pest
13:21 <hollowlegs> Marcus speak up son
13:52 <hollowlegs> Time for your early dominoes dinner
13:57 <snipe4life> yo someone chuck me vbucks
14:03 * b1rd picks up a for dummies book and belts skirmish around the head a bit
14:04 <hollowlegs> Pepperoni
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14:23 <hollowlegs> Skirmish:
14:27 <hollowlegs> Speak up
14:56 <b1rd> cry it out sl
15:00 <b1rd> skirmish
15:06 <b1rd> pussy
16:19 <hollowlegs> Skirmish: suspended in 2013 for 6months for hitting a 75 year old woman
16:28 <hollowlegs> Horrible
16:37 Quit: b1rd ([email protected]) Z-Lined
16:54 <+Skirmish> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
17:01 <hollowlegs> Then demoted to receptionist due to anger issues
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17:04 <+Skirmish> Give Andy enough rope he always hangs himself.
17:35 <hollowlegs> Andy?
17:52 <Glenn> Andy sang, as he watched...
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17:57 <hollowlegs> Whose andy
18:14 <hollowlegs> Hi glen
18:21 <b1rd> did u hit a 75 year old lady skirmish?
18:23 Mode: (by Skirmish) +b *!*@4dcbe7de.irccloud.com
18:26 Kick: hollowlegs was kicked by Skirmish (Skirmish)
18:40 <b1rd> you really r a dispicable character
18:51 <b1rd> unban him u turd
19:03 <+Skirmish> https://media1.tenor.com/images/4b13bc0dffbdab49d917c6b73a299b18/tenor.gif?itemid=5432260
19:16 <+Skirmish> :)
20:00 <b1rd> :)
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21:16 <snipe4life> 14F4S6WHS7WHS782JAS8
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24:37 <mib_ujhoy9> kjljl
24:37 <mib_ujhoy9> jljl
24:38 <mib_ujhoy9> jj
24:40 <mib_ujhoy9> j
24:40 <mib_ujhoy9> jjl;jk
24:41 <mib_ujhoy9> ;j
24:42 <mib_ujhoy9> j;j;jklj
24:43 <mib_ujhoy9> lj
24:44 <mib_ujhoy9> j[ljklj
24:44 <mib_ujhoy9> j
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25:14 <mib_ujhoy9> hi
25:15 <mib_ujhoy9> f
25:15 <mib_ujhoy9> j
25:16 <mib_ujhoy9> fg
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34:57 <warthole> Qc
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48:12 <teaBag> full of losers and pedo scum bags
48:14 <teaBag> qc
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01:44 <l00peyd0g> snap snap- snap BANG BAMG BOOM KABOOOOOOOOOOOOM
01:44 <l00peyd0g> !
09:14 <teaBag> l00peyd0g how are you?
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22:02 <b1rd> rofl at l00py
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36:29 <teaBag> moke
36:37 <teaBag> speak up
36:37 <moke> Hello
36:44 <moke> I am moke
36:48 <b1rd> moke is a muppet
36:51 <teaBag> get lost
37:02 <moke> Why
37:17 <b1rd> get lost moke
37:22 <b1rd> u heard him
37:36 <moke> No
37:51 <teaBag> moke fuck off
37:57 <teaBag> no pedos allowed
38:01 <b1rd> yea
38:13 <b1rd> fuk off pedomoke
38:23 <moke> Go and finder skirmish’s anus u pedo rockspider
38:26 <teaBag> moke is pong
38:41 <moke> Who is pong
38:42 <teaBag> a criminal
39:13 <moke> Ok
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48:20 <yakuza> fuk off bonny u bitch i dont trust anything that bleeds and doesnt die
50:56 <vonw> nice
51:11 <yakuza> she started it
51:12 <Glenn> A real gentleman.
51:20 <teaBag> thats b1rd
51:24 <teaBag> a fucking loser
51:26 <yakuza> fuk up u smelly abo
52:22 * Glenn thinks yakuza is only shooting off in order to attract some "personalised" attention.
52:27 <yakuza> show us ya tits
52:33 <yakuza> fat old dogs
52:49 <yakuza> shut up blacky
54:20 <vonw> angry now ?
54:31 <yakuza> calm
54:49 <yakuza> i dont do anger. pointless.
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01:40 <l00peyd0g> BANG BANG BOOM
01:44 <l00peyd0g> SOME1 SHOOT ME NOW
01:53 <l00peyd0g> BULLET TO THE HEAD
02:04 <l00peyd0g> PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY
02:51 <l00peyd0g> ONCE AND FOR ALL
05:04 <yakuza> whatsa matta with u
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05:43 <yakuza> LMAO
05:54 <yakuza> afternoon archie.
05:58 <+Skirmish> http://imgur.com/c9C37JQ Here you go.
06:02 <+Skirmish> :-)
06:27 <yakuza> it said.
06:36 <yakuza> oops couldnt find that page.
06:44 <yakuza> try again hero?
07:19 * yakuza chortles off to the TV
08:15 <+Skirmish> http://imgur.com/gallery/c9C37JQ
08:21 <+Skirmish> :-)
09:09 <yakuza> clubbing on your fingers
09:26 <+Skirmish> None of my fingers are clubbed LOL.
09:27 <yakuza> heart disease poor circulation from being a fatty
09:36 <yakuza> yes they are look ^
10:00 <yakuza> you are short fat with heart disease
11:09 <+Skirmish> We should meet one day so I can see you very timidly make excuses for comments like that.
11:24 <+Skirmish> 'It was just a joke! I'm sorry!'
11:27 <yakuza> i went to newcastle
11:33 <teaBag> LOL fuck look at his thumb
11:33 <yakuza> on my journeys.
11:37 <teaBag> look at it
11:38 <teaBag> LOL!
11:47 <teaBag> home again lol
11:53 <+Skirmish> Movie is starting. Bye guys. Troll successful.
11:54 <yakuza> horrible place with heaps of half finished buildings.
12:04 <yakuza> fuk hes fat
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12:31 <teaBag> <@Skirmish> Movie is starting. Bye guys. Troll successful.
12:40 <teaBag> if i left my place now i could make it to the movie lol
12:46 <teaBag> not very smart of him
13:02 <teaBag> next time he pulls that i will go
13:04 <yakuza> where he at
13:07 <teaBag> im too stoned now
13:09 <teaBag> im fucked
13:13 <teaBag> he's at newcastle
13:15 <teaBag> im in sydney
13:17 <teaBag> not far
13:17 <teaBag> lol
13:18 <yakuza> oh yeh
13:27 <yakuza> go smash him
13:35 <teaBag> the movies goes for what hour half or 2 hours prob more
13:37 <yakuza> i would if wasnt in tassy
13:37 <teaBag> lol
13:40 <teaBag> could make it in time
13:43 <teaBag> it is feasable
13:45 <yakuza> yeh
13:48 <yakuza> lol go on
14:05 <teaBag> yep goes for 2 hours
14:09 <teaBag> 100% doable
14:10 <yakuza> take a pic of his smashed bloody head
14:14 <yakuza> lol
15:04 <teaBag> fuck look at his hands
15:05 <teaBag> lol
15:07 <teaBag> he's a midget
15:12 <yakuza> yea short n fat
15:14 <yakuza> yep
15:16 <teaBag> he's a darren below
15:17 <teaBag> tsr
15:20 <teaBag> same mould
15:21 <teaBag> lol
15:24 <teaBag> fucking LOL!
15:24 <yakuza> lol
15:40 <teaBag> haha he e ven put his seat
15:41 <yakuza> chubby hands
15:43 <teaBag> the t icket and everything
15:46 <teaBag> could rock up find him
15:49 <teaBag> pinpoint him 100%
15:54 <teaBag> fuck
15:59 <teaBag> i wish i wasnt so baked
16:27 <yakuza> newcastle is a dog to get in and out of quick
16:50 <yakuza> hes probly a qlder hes got that qld vibe
17:24 <teaBag> he's from newcastle
17:38 <yakuza> yer maybe a qld native
17:53 <yakuza> id bet on it
18:23 <teaBag> he's at kotara
18:27 <teaBag> kotara event cinemas
18:33 <teaBag> i use to go there with my gf
18:40 <teaBag> when i was like 14
18:52 <teaBag> he's there with his stupid kid
18:59 <teaBag> lol who goes to see a movie at 4.20 lol
19:02 <yakuza> human shield
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20:30 <teaBag> the ticket says kotara on it
20:33 <teaBag> i was right lol
20:34 <yakuza> newcastle is a dump
20:45 <teaBag> newcastle is a nice place but he lives in a shit hole
20:48 <yakuza> u lived there?
20:52 <teaBag> yes i have
20:58 <teaBag> i grew up there
21:03 <yakuza> it was horrible
21:13 <teaBag> well u had a bad experience because you are a loser b1rd
21:16 <teaBag> cant help that
21:16 <yakuza> very bad city planning
21:19 Mode: (by trivia) -b *!*@91.239.3161E2.C0E089
21:24 <teaBag> yes bad city planning
21:24 <yakuza> no
21:32 <yakuza> it is what it is
21:44 <teaBag> bad city planning doesnt make a big deal to me
21:59 <yakuza> it was shocking
22:01 <teaBag> maybe you driving i30 like skirmish around newcastle
22:03 <yakuza> full of wogs
22:04 <teaBag> that would be shocking
22:06 <teaBag> wogs?
22:07 <teaBag> lol
22:17 <teaBag> ok
22:18 <yakuza> yea horrible
22:26 <yakuza> ethnics everywhere
22:35 <teaBag> you must be talking about woolongong b1rd
22:38 <teaBag> where you went to fuck lumeah
22:47 <yakuza> hes in qld
22:54 <yakuza> not newcastle
22:55 <teaBag> lol
24:41 <yakuza> a typical brisbane person
25:04 <yakuza> ive smashed qlders like him before
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29:33 <teaBag> no you have not
29:33 <MzMvp> gym time bitches
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52:37 <yakuza> losers
52:45 Nick: yakuza is now known as b1rd
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17:34 <moke> Hello
17:38 <moke> I am moke
27:34 <teaBag> what did i tell you moke?
27:36 <teaBag> huh?
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29:21 <moke> Hello
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37:45 <Glenn> Good evening all! :)
37:59 <moke> Hello
38:04 <moke> I am moke
38:16 <Glenn> Indeed.
43:08 <l00peyd0g> SOME ONE PUT ME OUT OF MY FUCKING MISERY .
43:12 <l00peyd0g> PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
43:50 <moke> TSR will
43:56 <l00peyd0g> SICK AND TIRED OF FIXING FUCKING SHIT !!!!!!!!
44:01 <moke> He will eat you
44:45 <moke> He will fry up your testicles, scrotum and penis then eat them
46:28 <+seaner> big lolz
57:48 <l00peyd0g> HALF AN 8BALL FOR DINNER
58:00 <l00peyd0g> BEEN A MENTALLY TOUGH DAY
58:08 <l00peyd0g> REALLY FEELING IT
59:11 <l00peyd0g> NEED TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF
59:23 <l00peyd0g> COULD HAVE LOST IT TODAY
59:51 <l00peyd0g> HAVE SHOWN REAL RESTRAINT
00:44 Quit: moke ([email protected]) Connection closed
00:59 <l00peyd0g> IM A STRAIGHT SHOOTER ... IF UR WASTING MY TIME OR UR IDEAS ARE SHIT..
01:46 <l00peyd0g> I WILL TELL U THAT IN NO UNCERTAIN TIMES TO GET AWAY FROM ME
01:55 <l00peyd0g> TERMS*
03:23 <l00peyd0g> THEY MUST VALUE MY OPINION SO HIGHLY I SWEAR THE CUNTS WALKED AWAY WITH TEARS IN THERE EYSS
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04:10 <moke> Hello
04:11 <moke> I am moke
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07:29 <steven> rats
11:16 <Glenn> They're here steven!
11:23 <steven> haha
12:46 <moke> Hello Steven
12:51 <moke> I am moke
13:02 <steven> hello moke
13:09 <moke> Hi
21:44 <vonw> mr moke
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22:42 <teaBag> ^ faggot
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57:54 <mib_rwckoy> hello
58:00 <mib_rwckoy> could anyone
58:20 <mib_rwckoy> hack an instagram accounts
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58:41 <mib_rwckoy> hello anyonhere
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58:55 <mib_rwckoy> could anyone hck my instagram accunt
59:23 <mib_rwckoy> my name is 7_.patience._7
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52:50 <moke> Hello
52:51 Mode: (by mERK) +v [TSR]
53:22 <[TSR]> DRB?
54:06 <moke> I am moke
55:08 <[TSR]> Kriegsmaschine
55:23 <[TSR]> [20:03:57] * Kriegsmaschine on #sydney +#melbourne
56:41 <[TSR]> You a moke?
56:58 <moke> Hi
57:01 <moke> I am moke
57:08 <[TSR]> a fucking moke
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58:02 <bubblegum> he's very creative with his names
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58:39 <DRB> FAGGOTS!
58:45 <moke> Who?
58:46 Quit: DRB ([email protected]) Z-Lined
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00:34 Mode: (by mERK) +v shttings
01:09 <shttings> a moke
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02:15 Mode: (by mERK) +v coolverine
02:21 <moke> Moke is a nice name
02:40 Nick: shttings is now known as Shittings
05:16 <Shittings> [20:10:59] <shttings> anyone seen CharlieSheen?
05:16 <Shittings> [20:11:09] <Kriegsmaschine> Nup.
05:17 <Shittings> [20:11:22] * shttings is now known as Shittings
05:18 <Shittings> [20:11:25] <Shittings> DRB?
05:18 <Shittings> [20:11:28] <Kriegsmaschine> Nup.
05:18 <Shittings> [20:11:36] <Shittings> Is that you son?
05:18 <Shittings> [20:13:21] * Kriegsmaschine ([email protected]) parts #sydney
10:05 <Shittings> mker
10:07 <Shittings> moker
12:18 <moke> Hello there
12:29 <moke> Are you pong?
15:39 <Shittings> moker
16:35 <moke> No! I am moke
18:33 Quit: bubblegum ([email protected]) Quit:
19:42 <+seaner> moke is a wankers name
20:47 <moke> Why?
21:02 <moke> Your mum probably had a lover called moke
22:23 <+seaner> yeh
22:28 <+seaner> potentially
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25:22 Mode: (by mERK) +v MiaXx
26:44 <MiaXx> hello
27:35 <Shittings> what do you want MiaXx?
27:44 <MiaXx> oh so sorry
27:50 <MiaXx> i had my injection in my R arm
27:52 <MiaXx> and its sore
27:56 <MiaXx> and i dont like the feeling
28:00 <MiaXx> and yesterday I vomitted
28:23 <MiaXx> i cant really lift my R arm up
28:28 <MiaXx> and i need it for work on Saturday
29:02 <Shittings> whats ya job
29:07 <MiaXx> just cleaning
29:36 <MiaXx> for eight hrs a week
29:44 <MiaXx> the pay is terrible
29:48 <MiaXx> but the work might be alright
30:08 <MiaXx> and.. and i might have another eight hours doing Website Editing
30:13 <MiaXx> so thats 16 hours.. maybe
30:41 <Shittings> whats the pay rate?
30:46 <MiaXx> 20 an hr :(
30:56 <Shittings> cash?
30:59 <MiaXx> nah
31:04 <MiaXx> on the books lol
31:15 <MiaXx> i know, thats what i thought too.. but...doesnt matter
31:30 <MiaXx> i need the cash as I need to buy a coin and a Dodgers top, and a present, and some stuff
31:35 Quit: vonw ([email protected]) Quit:
31:35 <MiaXx> so Ill just do the work and be quiet
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32:49 <MiaXx> hello baby coolverine
32:53 <MiaXx> couleurs,
32:55 <MiaXx> sorry coolverine
32:58 <MiaXx> i meant couleurs
33:10 <MiaXx> hello baby couleurs
33:16 <+couleurs> hi mERK
33:21 <+couleurs> i meant moke
33:27 <MiaXx> LOL
33:27 <+couleurs> i mean MemoServ
33:27 <moke> Hello
33:34 <+couleurs> i mean Mia Grrl!!!!!
33:43 <MiaXx> miaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<#################################
33:50 <moke> Moke
33:59 <MiaXx> moke is a yoke
34:07 <moke> No
34:19 <+couleurs> what up
34:29 <MiaXx> you british?
34:38 <moke> Who?
34:41 <MiaXx> i feel sick
34:47 <MiaXx> moke... moke r u British?
34:51 <moke> No
34:52 <MiaXx> moke is British for donkey
34:57 <moke> I’m Australian
35:05 <MiaXx> good on ya mayte
35:11 <moke> No it’s not
35:18 <MiaXx> it is
35:37 <MiaXx> British informal for donkey
35:38 <moke> No
35:49 <MiaXx> baby dont lie to me
35:52 <MiaXx> if I didnt have anything
35:58 <moke> Do you want to kiss?
35:58 <MiaXx> i wanna know if youd stick around
36:11 <MiaXx> considering my hygeine, u wouldnt want that'
36:15 <MiaXx> no, i do not. Do you?
36:23 <moke> Yes
36:27 <moke> We should
36:31 <MiaXx> groaa
36:44 <MiaXx> i wanna talk to couleurs
36:57 <MiaXx> couleurs, control yr cousin
37:04 <moke> Then have dirty monkey sex
37:14 <+couleurs> [[[[[[[[[[[[[ couleurs ]]]]]]]]]]]
37:29 <MiaXx> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ MiaX ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
37:46 <Shittings> MiaXx you senn spanish?
37:56 <MiaXx> nah he doesnt really talk to me
38:02 <MiaXx> I think he thinks Im strange, which I am
38:10 <MiaXx> but I live 2hrs away
38:13 <MiaXx> if not further
38:23 <moke> Are your boobs large?
38:27 <Shittings> why'd ya move out of his house?
38:27 <+couleurs> Hot.
39:21 <MiaXx> Sexually attractive
39:28 <MiaXx> I was thinkin about my detectives today
39:35 <MiaXx> I dont think they think Im very bright
39:44 <MiaXx> One said to me 'done any burgs lately'
39:51 <MiaXx> and I just said no and kind of laughed
40:00 <MiaXx> but I got thinking as to why she would say thisa
40:15 <MiaXx> and i figured, i figured she meant 'shes that DUM she would tell us'
40:24 <MiaXx> or ... or she thought it a waste of her time
40:28 <MiaXx> and the male on
40:36 <MiaXx> he was tall, so i think them tall
40:43 <MiaXx> and he paid me a compliment, but it wasnt true
40:47 <MiaXx> he thinks im vain
40:52 <MiaXx> so he was tugging my leg.. but
41:03 <MiaXx> what I do remember is he said
41:11 <MiaXx> i could come into the station and charge my ipad there
41:18 <MiaXx> and the reason they think im so stupid
41:19 Quit: online ([email protected]) EOF from client
41:25 <MiaXx> is because the house had power
41:30 <MiaXx> and i didnt even know how to turn it on
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41:34 <MiaXx> which only amplified my case
41:37 <MiaXx> because...
41:47 <MiaXx> i wasnt using any electricity... i didnt even know it was on..
41:58 <MiaXx> or gas.. i was going to a friends place and doing these things
42:04 <MiaXx> so they thought NATURAL IDIOT
42:15 <MiaXx> but, but these things happen to highlight the errors to the story
42:21 <MiaXx> its amazing..
42:36 <MiaXx> Maybe they thought I earnt a Darwin award
42:45 <MiaXx> He asked me what religion I am
42:50 <MiaXx> I dont remember what I told him
42:54 <MiaXx> I said it was complicated
43:00 <MiaXx> but I was being spoken to at that period
43:07 <MiaXx> they were talking to me inside my head
43:18 <MiaXx> and though i felt very vigilant with everything being highlighted
43:23 <MiaXx> and being the life of the party
43:34 <MiaXx> they were drawing conclusions to a pseudo character
43:39 <MiaXx> thats nto even my personality
43:44 <MiaXx> Im not spiritual and a hippie
43:53 <MiaXx> and I dont do those things.. but.. at the time of the investigation
44:03 <MiaXx> they must of thought this.. its very bizarre
44:18 <MiaXx> well ill just sit down and shut up now
44:21 <MiaXx> dont worry about mre
44:25 <MiaXx> me*
44:35 <+couleurs> thank u 4 da blog
44:52 <MiaXx> its not quite a vlog.. but i can show u some if you like
44:56 <MiaXx> i vomitted yesterday
45:06 <+couleurs> y
45:23 <MiaXx> 'it could have been because of my injection
45:26 <MiaXx> i feel very lightheaded
45:31 <MiaXx> and a stomachache
45:39 <MiaXx> but im eating chocolate bullets
45:53 <MiaXx> at the moment to get a bit of energy, but i feel like my sugar levels are at an ultimate high
46:01 <MiaXx> i dont usual;ly eat or have so much sugar
46:18 <MiaXx> tomorrow i will read A Scarlet letter and Wodsworeth Philsophy on Jesus
46:27 <MiaXx> Im not sure if this is the book Im meant to read
46:34 <MiaXx> but.. I think the one was Divine Something
46:37 <MiaXx> but nevertheless
46:45 Quit: Shittings ([email protected]) Connection closed
46:50 <MiaXx> i want to read more about what drew this Brett character to believe Jesus is an alien
46:54 <MiaXx> because he is right on the money
47:01 <MiaXx> and He will return you know
47:10 <MiaXx> and something,something will happen to me in 2022-2027
47:14 <MiaXx> I will be 40-45
47:18 <MiaXx> Imagine I see another alien
47:25 <MiaXx> or get put on another MKUltra program
47:29 <MiaXx> or they come after me.. or
47:32 <MiaXx> listen to this
47:37 <MiaXx> years ago when I was with Michael
47:44 <MiaXx> we went to melbourne CBD
47:51 <MiaXx> and we went to a bunch of hippie psychics
47:58 <MiaXx> anyways this guy wouldnt blink
48:19 <MiaXx> he told me my 'future' and said some dark figures would come after me, but then Id become a lesbian
48:23 <MiaXx> and that theyd leave
48:47 <MiaXx> They were in the CBD...and I tried to find them again, in some arcade, selling incense and voodoo looking things
48:53 <MiaXx> anyway I dont really believe it
49:00 <MiaXx> but he said they were like Investigators
49:07 <MiaXx> Id have investigators after me
49:11 <MiaXx> and I remember right
49:19 <MiaXx> before R left, before he caught the plane
49:26 <MiaXx> no after he landed
49:35 <MiaXx> he said he watched the Adjustment Bureau
49:40 <MiaXx> so I watched it.. and figured
49:49 <MiaXx> why am I all alone if Im meant to watch this
49:55 <MiaXx> because Matt Damon he had the woman
50:00 <MiaXx> but I had bloody no one
50:05 <MiaXx> its so strange, but nevermind
50:15 <MiaXx> I shouldnbt air my blogs here, but its so strange
50:29 <MiaXx> I wish Nelson Rockefeller was my dad
50:50 <MiaXx> Anyways im wearing my Kershaw Dodgers top
50:55 <MiaXx> and I can smell Fantasia
51:02 <MiaXx> so Im breathing with a sore R arm
51:05 <MiaXx> but Im okay
51:11 <MiaXx> and Im eating chocolate bullets
51:18 <MiaXx> Has anyone seen OKO?
51:29 <MiaXx> anyway.. thats about it.. sorry I shouldnt talk or ramble
51:49 <+couleurs> :P~~~~~~~~~
53:42 <+couleurs> FiFa WoRLd CouP
53:44 <MiaXx> i like Japanese Gardens
53:51 <MiaXx> and talking of FIFA Im gonna get me the coin
53:54 <MiaXx> the 100 dollar one
54:05 <MiaXx> you can get a krona or however u spell it
54:07 <MiaXx> for about 100
54:10 Quit: moke ([email protected]) Client exited
54:15 <MiaXx> but at present im collecting the 20c pieces
54:25 <MiaXx> and I wanna get the markle wedding coin too
54:31 <MiaXx> i have a few things I need to buy
54:36 <MiaXx> Ill get through it
55:01 <MiaXx> i should lie down
55:10 <MiaXx> i feel a bit sad now that ive said all that publicly
55:11 <MiaXx> sorry
56:13 <MiaXx> i made some eggs today
56:17 <MiaXx> i suually use 3 per day
56:20 <MiaXx> i crack them
56:24 <MiaXx> put them in the frying pan
56:29 <MiaXx> and then scramble them up
56:36 <MiaXx> scramble.. reminds me of scramble suits
56:44 <MiaXx> does anyone know what a scramble suit is?
56:52 <MiaXx> Its a bit mind blown concept
57:05 <MiaXx> think you could wear a scramble suit of invisibility
57:11 <MiaXx> of a scramble suit for a different face
57:23 <MiaXx> in future
57:35 <MiaXx> we'll be able to recrate our face, and not need surgery
57:38 <MiaXx> well whack on a suit
57:48 <MiaXx> and it will give us the illusion of perfection
57:58 <MiaXx> we'll be rooting what we perceive to be our wildest fantasies
58:04 <MiaXx> go into the computer type
58:21 <MiaXx> i want him this tall, this big, nice thighs, thick hair, academic, this accent
58:33 <MiaXx> and whack on the scramble suit, maybe on the human or the robot
58:36 <MiaXx> and there u have it
58:48 <MiaXx> so satisfying these thoughts
59:00 <MiaXx> God he knew what he was doing when he made me an 80s baby
59:07 <MiaXx> i would ultimately be in a world where
59:15 <MiaXx> im happy, about the birth of the computer
59:31 <MiaXx> but nolstalgic that i cant live to see it morph into cyborgs and robots
59:37 <MiaXx> he left that to my imagination
59:42 <MiaXx> isnt that wonderful?
59:50 <MiaXx> God is the BEST
00:03 <MiaXx> Ever had a lesson from God?
00:05 <MiaXx> Man
00:14 <MiaXx> Thats like Alice and the rabbit hole
00:17 <MiaXx> so scary
00:41 <MiaXx> because people, common people, like myself included, tend to see the flaw upon another, but harder to inspect it in themselves
00:52 <MiaXx> and when u do its like Dr. Kruss says
00:55 <MiaXx> its amazing to be wrong
01:03 <MiaXx> maybe in future, thats gonna be the new answer
01:10 <MiaXx> when ur wrong, thats like a bonus point
01:20 <MiaXx> because withA.I well always think we are correct
01:29 <MiaXx> but when we are wrong, well be like dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, what a ride
01:31 <MiaXx> hahah
01:32 <MiaXx> nevermind
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02:26 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
02:28 Mode: (by mERK) +v Skirmish
03:53 <+couleurs> HeHe
05:42 <MiaXx> ill be back later x
06:05 <+couleurs> ok miss u
06:21 Join: mib_sdyeqt ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
06:23 Mode: (by mERK) +v mib_sdyeqt
06:47 <MiaXx> miss u like summer
06:51 <MiaXx> hihihi
06:57 <MiaXx> teeeheeee
06:57 <+couleurs> Lol
07:04 <MiaXx> lol
07:09 <coolverine> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE
07:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Grimes - Oblivion (Mar 2, 2012) Length: 4:12 - Category: Music - 36,468,986 views - likes (96.2%), 8,490 dislikes (3.8%)
07:15 <coolverine> space queen ^____________^
07:21 <mib_sdyeqt> dazza on the tram! miss you like the tram tracks
08:24 <mib_sdyeqt> run over a coin cc
08:27 <+Skirmish> Think I might go to sleep.
08:37 <mib_sdyeqt> dream of dazza
08:40 <mib_sdyeqt> hot bod
12:13 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )
15:27 <+couleurs> ok bye Skirmy thx 4 lettuce us no
16:04 <teaBag> fuck off pedo
17:15 <+couleurs> excuse me!!!!!!!!!
25:58 Quit: teaBag ([email protected]) Z-Lined: Compromised host
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30:35 Quit: MiaXx ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
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22:03 <President_Trump> lols
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22:24 <MiaXx> miaaaaa <3333333333
23:20 Nick: MiaXx is now known as MiaX
24:50 <mib_sdyeqt> hi frumpo
25:22 <President_Trump> are u a hard worker mib_sdyeqt?
25:50 <+couleurs> : )
26:08 <mib_sdyeqt> u mean when i see your balls at the tennis?
26:25 <President_Trump> when we gunna play tennis?
26:37 <mib_sdyeqt> when jen comes to qld for a sex tour
27:15 <mib_sdyeqt> Dj Aligator Project - Suck my Lollipop
28:39 <mib_sdyeqt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ_nxpMyrpU
28:42 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Aligator - The Whistle Song (Club Mix Edit) (Feb 20, 2014) Length: 3:05 - Category: Music - 72,425 views - 355 likes (93.7%), 24 dislikes (6.3%)
32:05 <mib_sdyeqt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsXCs41DkWs
32:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Van Halen - Dreams (Blue Angels) (Jun 6, 2011) Length: - Category: Entertainment - 6,281,834 views - 26,807 likes (96.4%), 1,013 dislikes (3.6%)
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55:53 <iltril> no timsim
55:54 <iltril> he's quit
57:24 <President_Trump> he was saying something along the lines of no point now nerdhacks is pedo
57:45 <iltril> well he's spot on
57:50 <iltril> its extreme pedo
09:42 Quit: T-City ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
22:15 Join: Kelevra[AFK] ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:18 Mode: (by mERK) +v Kelevra[AFK]
23:04 <Kelevra[AFK]> lol bet that's a topis to regret.
23:16 <Kelevra[AFK]> topic even.
24:08 Join: bubblegum ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
24:09 Mode: (by mERK) +v bubblegum
24:27 <President_Trump> lol @ Kelevra[AFK]
24:29 <President_Trump> welcome
25:13 <Kelevra[AFK]> don't welcome me here.
25:39 <President_Trump> be a good girl and get down your knees for the nh boys
25:53 <Kelevra[AFK]> get on MY knees?
25:57 <Kelevra[AFK]> you live on yours.
26:00 <Kelevra[AFK]> fat cunt.
26:22 <Kelevra[AFK]> you can't even pull yourself up from the floor in your dwelling, eating crumbs off the floor.
26:37 <Kelevra[AFK]> you're the tip.
26:39 <President_Trump> did u always put a full stop at the end of the sentence, i never noticed that before
28:23 <Kelevra[AFK]> who knows, you should take notice, you're the stalker.
28:53 <President_Trump> who have i stalked apart from ouchie?
29:21 <Kelevra[AFK]> baby it's bedtime.
29:26 <Kelevra[AFK]> nie nies.
36:37 <iltril> Kelevra[AFK] fuck off
37:41 <President_Trump> she has chosen the father of her third austnet baby
43:21 <iltril> who is he?
44:16 <bubblegum> you
44:34 <President_Trump> no
44:44 <President_Trump> seaner
44:46 <President_Trump> the chosen one
45:14 Join: Tim-Sim ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
45:16 Mode: (by mERK) +v Tim-Sim
45:20 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Tim-Sim
45:35 <iltril> bubblegum is a loser
46:09 <bubblegum> i lose weight yes
46:14 <bubblegum> i lost half a kiloooo
46:18 <bubblegum> a whole 500g
51:06 <+couleurs> woo hoo
53:08 <President_Trump> must be the oats
53:16 <bubblegum> must be
53:27 <President_Trump> ~ jiggle ~ jiggle ~ jiggle ~ jiggle ~ jiggle ~ jiggle ~ jiggle ~ jiggle ~ jiggle ~ jiggle
53:28 <bubblegum> thanks for the encouragement
53:30 <iltril> bubblegum online yet again
53:40 <bubblegum> yes
53:43 <bubblegum> the internet exists
53:47 <President_Trump> bubblegum is reporting for Tigger
55:19 Join: Rabbit ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
55:20 Mode: (by mERK) +v Rabbit
55:28 <Rabbit> whats this channel about?
55:48 <Rabbit> hacks? what kind of hacks? pedos and dick hacks?
56:24 <bubblegum> do you know any good dick hacks?
56:51 <Rabbit> a knife?
56:55 <bubblegum> nutella and ice?
56:59 <Rabbit> just cut right off
57:05 <President_Trump> Kelevra[AFK] came in here stalking seaner - the chosen one to be the 3rd austnet baby
57:16 <Rabbit> lol chosen one
58:16 <Rabbit> hes in qld isnt he?
58:45 <iltril> Rabbit do you know who jennifer gowchi is?
59:13 <Rabbit> nah dont them
59:16 <President_Trump> im not sure where he is, just that he drinks cheap water, poor kid cant afford pureau
59:22 <Rabbit> nah dont know them
59:23 <iltril> Rabbit what about lorraine milne?
59:32 <Rabbit> nup
59:38 <iltril> robert ingham?
59:39 <Rabbit> friends of yours?
59:44 <iltril> yeh
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