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55:00 <primal_concrete_sledge> Oi fgts
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55:16 <primal_concrete_sledge> Oi fgts
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34:16 <ewok> Morning nerds
34:49 <ewok> Agent speak up
34:56 <ewok> !random Steven
35:10 <ewok> Damian ya bum
35:23 <ewok> Hi DuckDodgers
35:28 <ewok> Hey gremlinz
35:35 <ewok> Yo marc
35:43 <ewok> MrDent: lol Xaphan
35:57 <ewok> Arbition: lol
36:56 Nick: ewok is now known as sluggz
38:46 <sluggz> Poo
38:47 <sluggz> Heads
38:50 <sluggz> Wake
38:52 <sluggz> Up
38:55 <sluggz> Steven
38:57 <sluggz> You
38:59 <sluggz> Dirty
39:00 <sluggz> Joo
39:16 <sluggz> !seen goyim
39:24 <sluggz> Lol
49:26 <sluggz> Wake up joos
49:34 <sluggz> Undernet is pumping
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53:20 <james_bong> Morning gents
53:40 <james_bong> I woke up with stiffy
53:58 <james_bong> And cream
58:32 <james_bong> Agent speak u
58:37 <james_bong> P
59:31 <+Agent> What do you want faggot
59:44 <james_bong> Excuse me?
59:54 <james_bong> Why the obscenities
59:56 <james_bong> ??
00:01 <+Agent> You're excused. Now what do you want, faggot?
00:08 <james_bong> You upset?
00:14 <james_bong> I'm sorry
00:16 <+Agent> No, I'm busy
00:19 <+Agent> What do you want, faggot?
00:30 <james_bong> Forget it then
00:38 <+Agent> Forgotten. Laters.
00:40 <james_bong> Mr. I'm so importanat
01:12 <james_bong> Hope you fuck up whatever you're doing...arsehole.
01:23 <+Agent> Thanks faggot! Laters.
03:42 <james_bong> Speak up agent
04:01 <james_bong> Where is beagle
04:10 <james_bong> !seen beagle
04:45 <+Agent> What do you want now, faggot?
05:00 <james_bong> Asl
05:10 <+Agent> 14/f/horny
05:11 <+Agent> Wanna fuck?
05:13 <+Agent> Faggot?
05:15 <james_bong> No
05:22 <james_bong> Too young son
05:26 <+Agent> Well fuck off then
05:27 <+Agent> Faggot
05:48 <james_bong> You have a very limited vocabulary son.
05:54 <+Agent> Faggot
06:13 <james_bong> You are spelling it wrong also.
06:30 <+Agent> Faggot
06:49 <james_bong> You have serious mental issues son
12:32 <james_bong> Fagbreed
13:56 <james_bong> Agent tickles his mums nzipples
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18:29 <james_bong> Lolllll
19:04 <+Agent> You didn't last long there did you faggot :)
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19:47 <sluggz> Where?
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26:19 <sluggz> Lolll
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28:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa zarkos zarkos
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13:08 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa Skirmish Skirmish
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20:01 <Stevens_mum> Hi son
20:14 <Stevens_mum> Wb skirmish
20:32 <Stevens_mum> How have you been Marcus baby???
21:00 <Stevens_mum> Speak up skirmish
21:24 <Stevens_mum> Mr Marcus how are we my son?
22:19 <Stevens_mum> Agent how are you fag?
23:25 <Stevens_mum> Skirmish yes it was a lot of this message is not sure that I have a lot and I am going on the new year of the way you can you are you have a bit more than a bit of a few weeks to
23:59 <Skirmish> What?
27:42 <Stevens_mum> How are ya Marcus?
28:03 <Skirmish> I don't know who Marcus is so I don't know how they are.
28:23 <Stevens_mum> But you told me you were Marcus
28:31 <Stevens_mum> Why did you lie?
28:32 <Skirmish> I lied.
28:41 <Stevens_mum> Not nice
28:44 <Skirmish> Because it was funny watching you guys think you knew something about me.
28:48 <Stevens_mum> What is your name?
29:09 <Skirmish> Skirmish
29:09 <Stevens_mum> You guys?
29:19 <Skirmish> Yeah you and your bum buddy Jason.
29:23 <Stevens_mum> Christian name ?
29:30 <Stevens_mum> Me?
29:36 <Stevens_mum> You don't know me
29:39 <Skirmish> My christian name and my surname are the same. Skirmish.
30:36 <Stevens_mum> Nice to meet you... (unknown)
31:06 <Skirmish> Wish I could say the same.
31:20 <Stevens_mum> Just say it
31:30 Nick: Stevens_mum is now known as moohoo
31:32 <moohoo> Go
32:00 <moohoo> I miss our d and m priv chats son.
32:00 <moohoo> Hey glenny boy
32:00 <moohoo> Yes
32:00 <Skirmish> We have never had a d and m private chat mate. 
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32:01 <moohoo> I miss our d and m priv chats son.
32:03 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Glenn
32:10 <moohoo> Hey glenny boy
32:22 <moohoo> Glenn how are you?
32:32 <Glenn> Until now?
32:39 <moohoo> Yes
32:50 <Skirmish> We have never had a d and m private chat mate.
32:51 <Glenn> I was feeling great.
33:00 <moohoo> We have years ago skirmish
33:00 <moohoo> I was spence back then
33:00 <moohoo> I swear we did
33:00 <Skirmish> I don't remember that. 
33:00 <moohoo> You told me about your life
33:00 <moohoo> And how you wanted to end it all.
33:08 <moohoo> We have years ago skirmish
33:15 <moohoo> I was spence back then
33:22 <moohoo> I swear we did
33:30 <Skirmish> I don't remember that.
33:36 <moohoo> You told me about your life
33:48 <Glenn> Good morning Skirmish! :)
33:49 <moohoo> And how you wanted to end it all.
33:58 <moohoo> Glenn is a poof
34:00 <moohoo> OK glennice ease up nigs
34:24 Kick: moohoo was kicked by ChanOP ([Glenn] Poof!)
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34:47 <moohoo> OK glennice ease up nigs
35:00 <moohoo> Got a bee on ya bonnet son?
35:00 <moohoo> Cool ya jets son
35:00 <moohoo> Speak up skirmish
35:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ talking about my life with the likes of spence. 
35:00 <moohoo> How's the security job going Marcus?
35:09 <moohoo> Got a bee on ya bonnet son?
35:18 <Skirmish> Morning Glenn.
35:20 <moohoo> Cool ya jets son
35:29 <moohoo> Speak up skirmish
35:33 <Skirmish> LOL @ talking about my life with the likes of spence.
35:46 <moohoo> How's the security job going Marcus?
36:00 <Skirmish> You would be the best one to tell me about it since Marcus the Security Guard is a figment of your imagination. 
36:00 <moohoo> What y saying I'm not worthy?
36:16 <Skirmish> You would be the best one to tell me about it since Marcus the Security Guard is a figment of your imagination.
36:18 <moohoo> What y saying I'm not worthy?
37:00 <moohoo> Omg sperm lie after lie son
37:00 <moohoo> I know u bought that blue Subaru son
37:00 <moohoo> 100% confirmed
37:00 <moohoo> B1rd has photo proof son.
37:00 <Skirmish> I've never owned a blue subaru. 
37:02 <moohoo> Omg sperm lie after lie son
37:27 <moohoo> I know u bought that blue Subaru son
37:35 <moohoo> 100% confirmed
37:51 <moohoo> B1rd has photo proof son.
37:55 <Skirmish> I've never owned a blue subaru.
38:00 <moohoo> Agent is a fgt
38:00 <moohoo> Maybe green then
38:00 <moohoo> I know it was a Subaru mock up wrx
38:00 <moohoo> Non turbo
38:00 <moohoo> With spinners and neons son
38:00 <moohoo> Saw pics
38:03 <moohoo> Agent is a fgt
38:12 <moohoo> Maybe green then
38:26 <moohoo> I know it was a Subaru mock up wrx
38:31 <moohoo> Non turbo
38:47 <moohoo> With spinners and neons son
38:53 <moohoo> Saw pics
39:00 <moohoo> LOL
39:00 <Skirmish> I am sure you saw pics. They weren't of any vehicle I own. 
39:00 <moohoo> HERE HE IS
39:00 <shadsam> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
39:00 <moohoo> shadsam
39:00 <moohoo> Sup boe
39:00 <Skirmish> This bloke lol https://vid.me/9Ob6I As if anyone would listen to a word he says. 
39:00 <moohoo> Mr martz
39:00 <shadsam> lol
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39:09 <moohoo> LOL
39:12 <Skirmish> I am sure you saw pics. They weren't of any vehicle I own.
39:16 <moohoo> HERE HE IS
39:20 <shadsam> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
39:31 <moohoo> shadsam
39:36 <moohoo> Sup boe
39:37 <Skirmish> This bloke lol https://vid.me/9Ob6I As if anyone would listen to a word he says.
39:38 * Glenn notes... two thirds of the Three Stooges now present and correct.
39:42 <moohoo> Mr martz
39:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o shadsam
39:53 <shadsam> lol
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40:04 Mode: (by shadsam) +v shadsam
40:09 * shadsam slaps lx around a bit with a large trout
40:18 <+shadsam> RARE NEW Authentic PRADA Sport Shield Chrome Sunglasses PS 53MS SPS 53M 1BC 2B0
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41:00 <shadsam> just had passionfriot yoghurt
41:00 <shadsam> sooooooooooooooo nice...xd
41:00 <shadsam> took the 346ci chev for a cruise.
41:18 <+shadsam> just had passionfriot yoghurt
41:25 <+shadsam> sooooooooooooooo nice...xd
41:47 <+shadsam> took the 346ci chev for a cruise.
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44:00 <Skirmish> lol took a 20 year old car for a cruise. 
44:49 <Skirmish> lol took a 20 year old car for a cruise.
45:00 <Skirmish> How many different coloured panels does your bogan mobile have shads? 
45:03 <Skirmish> How many different coloured panels does your bogan mobile have shads?
49:00 <Skirmish> You will have to sell it to buy more views on youtube soon. 
49:45 <Skirmish> You will have to sell it to buy more views on youtube soon.
02:32 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: Pride and Prejudice on Austnet. The b1rd and lumeah story. Coming soon straight to DVD.
19:00 <b1rd> LOL
19:00 <b1rd> kelevra feelin better hun?
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19:17 <b1rd> LOL
19:41 <b1rd> kelevra feelin better hun?
22:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Kelevra
23:00 <b1rd> morning babes
23:00 <b1rd> :)
23:41 <b1rd> morning babes
23:47 <b1rd> :)
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44:00 <AspellDraught> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-weather-today-latest-record-breaking-heatwave-august-bank-holiday-weekend-met-office-a7916051.html
44:40 <AspellDraught> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-weather-today-latest-record-breaking-heatwave-august-bank-holiday-weekend-met-office-a7916051.html
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00:00 <smeagol> i got more fire
00:00 <smeagol> like a bat out of hell
00:00 <smeagol> say my name and my missiles hit em
00:00 <smeagol> bitch you couldnt fit my dick in a mach truck
00:00 <smeagol> and im the son of satan everytime i hear justin timberlake
03:00 <smeagol> Theres only 1 way to go out, So I'm going out of my way to do sign-language with hand grenades...........
09:00 <smeagol> ye
09:00 <smeagol> im bout 2 head off
09:00 <smeagol> got 2 go 2 placez
09:00 <smeagol> -...-
10:00 <smeagol> seeta
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22:00 <shadsam> AU $499.95eBay Premium ServiceFree postage
22:06 <+shadsam> RARE NEW Authentic PRADA Sport Shield Chrome Sunglasses PS 53MS SPS 53M 1BC 2B0
22:06 <+shadsam> These stunning Prada Sport SPS 53M 1BC-2B0 Cycling Wrap Sunglasses are one of the sharpest looking sporty glasses out there. The lightweight, yet durable silver frame, accentuated with a silver molding at the bridge and a red stripe on the arms, gives this pair of sunglasses a futuristic feel.
22:06 <+shadsam> AU $499.95eBay Premium ServiceFree postage
23:00 <AspellDraught> 5 bucks i buy your country mate
23:00 <AspellDraught> and no veggie mate
23:35 <AspellDraught> 5 bucks i buy your country mate
23:42 <AspellDraught> and no veggie mate
45:00 <b1rd> LOOOOOOL
45:00 <b1rd> only fgts wear sunnies
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45:00 <b1rd> lol
45:13 <b1rd> LOOOOOOL
45:42 <b1rd> only fgts wear sunnies
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45:59 <b1rd> lol
46:00 <b1rd> buy a set up ya chemist when ya gets ya done son
46:00 <b1rd> cheaper
46:31 Mode: (by shadsam) +v AspellDraught
46:45 <b1rd> buy a set up ya chemist when ya gets ya done son
46:55 <b1rd> cheaper
08:57 Quit: AspellDraught ([email protected]) Quit: lemme sleep an extra hour..thank you. when did bassbabe get pregnant!...hope i could track of time, fingerscrossed. http://imgur.com/a/Zlday
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14:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o DuckDodgers
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17:00 <kulganis> I am the great kulganis
17:00 <kulganis> the ganis
17:00 <kulganis> Kul Ganis
18:00 <smeagol> hello hobbit
18:00 <smeagol> nice penis pic son
19:00 <kulganis> ?
19:00 <dave> MORNING
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19:40 <dave> MORNING
20:00 <smeagol> my gf kelevra exposed yur penis pics in here that u sent her lastnight son
21:00 <b1rd> hey hun
21:01 <b1rd> hey hun
22:00 <smeagol> poomeah
22:00 <smeagol> ello titz
22:00 <Lumeah> Senna.. 
22:00 <kulganis> ?
22:00 <kulganis> Hello smeagol
22:00 <kulganis> who are you talking to?
22:00 <smeagol> u son
22:00 <smeagol> hobbit
22:00 <smeagol> the lord of the ass rings
22:00 <dave> FUK U
22:00 <dave> B1RD
22:00 <dave> U MAGGOT
22:15 <dave> FUK U
22:18 <dave> B1RD
22:20 <dave> U MAGGOT
23:00 <kulganis> ?
23:00 <Lumeah> Lol
23:00 <kulganis> may I at least see the penis pic I sent ?
23:00 <smeagol> the whitebread chickenshit
23:00 <kulganis> Morning Lumeah
23:00 <smeagol> we saw 2
23:00 <Lumeah> What pic
23:00 <smeagol> =}
23:00 <Lumeah> Morning 
23:00 <kulganis> 2?
23:00 <kulganis> May I see one of the two?
23:00 <smeagol> l00peyd0g sent penis pics to kelevra lastnight
23:00 <kulganis> :D
23:00 <b1rd> aww hun
23:00 <b1rd> :)
23:00 <b1rd> *hugs*
23:00 <dave> MAGGOT
23:09 <b1rd> aww hun
23:14 <b1rd> :)
23:22 <b1rd> *hugs*
23:51 <dave> MAGGOT
24:00 <Lumeah> Is jole troll bait this morning?. Lol
24:00 <kulganis> So you keep saying
24:00 <Lumeah> O0o0o0h
24:00 <Lumeah> Can i see the other? 
24:00 <Lumeah> Ta
24:00 <kulganis> I have a gf
24:00 <b1rd> whot i dids hun
24:53 <b1rd> whot i dids hun
25:00 <kulganis> http://imgur.com/a/kw3h0
25:00 <kulganis> this is her
25:00 <kulganis> I can have any woman I want for I am the Great Kulganis
25:00 <Lumeah> So
25:00 <kulganis> The Ganis
25:00 <Lumeah> .... 
25:00 <kulganis> Kul Ganis
25:00 <Lumeah> That's not the pic son
25:00 <Lumeah> Hahahaha 
25:00 <b1rd> :(
25:42 <b1rd> :(
26:00 <Lumeah> Erm..... 
26:00 <Lumeah> No u can't 
26:00 <Lumeah> Sorry to burst your bubble 
26:00 <kulganis> Here is my other gf
26:00 <kulganis> http://imgur.com/a/oOMDv
27:00 <smeagol> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/21124085_10214813700799733_2113393796_n.jpg?oh=7f35f1a37d2556d94fb0d72e1abff930&oe=59A51193
27:00 <smeagol> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/21150999_10214813709359947_2019852684_n.jpg?oh=d6ae6b8ed0dee6fc47dfbba292533723&oe=59A5089E
27:00 <Lumeah> Fuck off cunt 
27:00 <smeagol> poopeyfrogs penis
27:00 <smeagol> jajjajajaa
27:00 <Lumeah> Ahh sure not yours? 
27:00 <dave> FUCK OFF U MAGGOT CUNT
27:00 <dave> I'LL FUCKING STAB U TO DEATH
27:00 <dave> U MAGGOT
27:42 <dave> FUCK OFF U MAGGOT CUNT
27:49 <dave> I'LL FUCKING STAB U TO DEATH
27:54 <dave> U MAGGOT
28:00 <smeagol> yerp
28:00 <smeagol> ^^
28:00 <kulganis> ?
28:00 <smeagol> aaaaaaaaLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
28:00 <Lumeah> I don't even care. Lol
28:00 <Lumeah> Im like meah
28:00 <b1rd> aww hun
28:13 <b1rd> aww hun
29:00 <kulganis> Morning Lumeah :D
29:00 <Lumeah> Like who hasn't shown there penis on here
29:00 <smeagol> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
29:00 <smeagol> i havnt :>
29:00 <Lumeah> Morning kulganis 
29:00 <Lumeah> I say hello 
29:00 <Lumeah> No? 
29:00 <Lumeah> Ah
30:00 <smeagol> nop
30:00 <smeagol> :))
30:00 <Lumeah> Feeling little left out son? 
30:00 <smeagol> lolzzz
30:00 <smeagol> narp
30:00 <smeagol> !picture smeagol
30:00 <Herb_Dean> T: 13:45:28 <smeagol> http://imgur.com/a/lnUDQ
30:00 <Herb_Dean> T: 16:05:33 <smeagol> http://imgur.com/a/wuXIb
30:00 <Herb_Dean> T: 08:08:28 <smeagol> http://imgur.com/a/b16Ph
30:00 <smeagol> ahhh yes
31:00 <smeagol> fancy a bum
31:00 <smeagol> lolololzzzzzzzzzzzz
32:00 <kulganis> Lumeah how are you?
32:00 <dave> FUCK OFF U MAGGOT
32:00 <b1rd> y
32:17 <dave> FUCK OFF U MAGGOT
32:42 <b1rd> y
33:00 <kulganis> smeagol, always a pleasure
33:00 <smeagol> hobbo
33:00 <smeagol> smelody thinx yur gross
33:00 <kulganis> http://imgur.com/a/oOMDv
33:00 <kulganis> Shes my new gf
34:00 <smeagol> narp
34:00 <smeagol> she thinkz yur a pig boe
34:00 <smeagol> :))
34:00 <kulganis> !seen kelevra
34:00 <Herb_Dean> I last saw kelevra ([email protected]) 6hrs 51mins 56secs ago, quitting from IRC, saying: Quit:
34:00 <smeagol> yeah
34:00 <smeagol> she was up late talking to me
34:00 <dave> COZ UR A FUCKING  MUTT
34:00 <dave> FUCKHEADDDDDDDDDDD
34:00 <b1rd> nup
34:00 <b1rd> u mutt i bird
34:20 <dave> COZ UR A FUCKING MUTT
34:28 <dave> FUCKHEADDDDDDDDDDD
34:40 <b1rd> nup
34:48 <b1rd> u mutt i bird
35:00 <Lumeah> Good ta
36:00 <kulganis> Got a pic smeagol?
36:00 <kulganis> m or f?
36:00 <kulganis> kageshi?
36:00 <smeagol> ?
36:00 <smeagol> whats that
36:00 <smeagol> dipstick
36:00 <dave> UR A FUCKING DISGRACE THATS WHAT U R CUNT
36:47 <dave> UR A FUCKING DISGRACE THATS WHAT U R CUNT
37:00 <kulganis> smeagol is a faggot
37:00 <smeagol> you fkn weasel
38:00 <dave> FUCKING MAGGOT
38:48 <dave> FUCKING MAGGOT
39:00 <kulganis> jealous?
40:00 <kulganis> Are you jealous of me and melody?
42:00 <dave> b1rd IS A FUCKING MAGGOT!!!!
42:00 <dave> FUCKFACE
42:00 <dave> !!!!
42:07 <dave> b1rd IS A FUCKING MAGGOT!!!!
42:15 <dave> FUCKFACE
42:16 <dave> !!!!
43:00 <kulganis> ?
45:00 <shadsam> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
45:56 <+shadsam> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
46:00 <dave> HAHAH
46:00 <dave> shadsam
46:00 <dave> THE SUPERSTAR
46:00 <shadsam> sup bro
46:30 <dave> HAHAH
46:32 <dave> shadsam
46:37 <dave> THE SUPERSTAR
46:46 <+shadsam> sup bro
48:00 <dave> JUST WORKING
48:00 <shadsam> prawn n chicken noodles
48:00 <dave> YASELF
48:00 <dave> really?
48:00 <dave> suimin?
48:00 <shadsam> just recharged my phone
48:00 <dave> fantastic noodles?
48:00 <shadsam> wanted to help me old lady out but i had no credit n missed her call
48:16 <dave> JUST WORKING
48:18 <+shadsam> prawn n chicken noodles
48:19 <dave> YASELF
48:25 <dave> really?
48:31 <+shadsam> just recharged my phone
48:31 <dave> suimin?
48:48 <dave> fantastic noodles?
48:53 <+shadsam> wanted to help me old lady out but i had no credit n missed her call
49:00 <shadsam> fuckin vesa card
49:00 <dave> wyhat she doin
49:00 <shadsam> radiation shit
49:00 <dave> cancer?
49:00 <shadsam> yea its gone but she has to go through this shit
49:01 <+shadsam> fuckin vesa card
49:07 <dave> wyhat she doin
49:19 <+shadsam> radiation shit
49:30 <dave> cancer?
49:51 <+shadsam> yea its gone but she has to go through this shit
50:00 <dave> yeh my mum has that shit too
50:00 <dave> starts her chemo again thursday
50:00 <shadsam> its from the hair i dye i rekon
50:00 <shadsam> fark
50:00 <shadsam> best of luch
50:00 <shadsam> k
50:00 <dave> yeh 
50:00 <shadsam> best of luck
50:20 <dave> yeh my mum has that shit too
50:36 <+shadsam> its from the hair i dye i rekon
50:36 <dave> starts her chemo again thursday
50:43 <+shadsam> fark
50:48 <+shadsam> best of luch
50:50 <+shadsam> k
50:51 <dave> yeh
50:56 <+shadsam> best of luck
51:00 <kulganis> Tim-Sim?
51:00 <Tim-Sim> yes?
51:00 <dave> just goptta be there for her
51:00 <shadsam> i just started on this
51:00 <shadsam> yeah true
51:00 <shadsam> black seed oil
51:00 <shadsam> baraka
51:00 <shadsam> 22 on ebay
51:08 <dave> just goptta be there for her
51:19 <+shadsam> i just started on this
51:23 <+shadsam> yeah true
51:28 <+shadsam> black seed oil
51:42 <+shadsam> baraka
51:46 <+shadsam> 22 on ebay
52:00 <kulganis> gay?
52:00 <dave> whats that
52:00 <shadsam> google what it does bro
52:00 <shadsam> cancer,weight,baldness,disease
52:00 <shadsam> cures the lot'
52:00 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL
52:00 <dave> oh yeah
52:02 <dave> whats that
52:10 <+shadsam> google what it does bro
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52:35 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o R
52:38 <+shadsam> cancer,weight,baldness,disease
52:47 Join: smeagol ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
52:49 <+shadsam> cures the lot'
52:51 Join: Tnnah ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
52:53 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL
52:54 <dave> oh yeah
53:00 <+shadsam> amazing shit
53:00 <kulganis> Tnnah?
53:00 <shadsam> amazing shit
53:00 <dave> i starting on crystal meth
53:00 <Tnnah> u guys broke af?
53:00 <dave> i think it might fix me
53:00 <shadsam> just add to your bottle drink or cuppa
53:00 <dave> if i shoot it 
53:00 <R> Tnnah I am
53:00 <shadsam> lol davo
53:00 <shadsam> true
53:00 <R> smeagol is cashed up
53:00 <dave> i dont drink tea or bottle drink
53:00 <dave> i think i just shoot meth
53:00 <shadsam> water
53:00 <Tnnah> kid'd's onnline trying to seem all that but in reality their bank account only shows around 100 bucks
53:00 <R> dave*
53:00 <shadsam> i just drank iot
53:00 <R> - 100
53:00 <dave> yeah ikm gonna go shoot some meth
53:03 <dave> i starting on crystal meth
53:08 <Tnnah> u guys broke af?
53:09 <dave> i think it might fix me
53:15 <+shadsam> just add to your bottle drink or cuppa
53:16 <dave> if i shoot it
53:17 <R> Tnnah I am
53:21 * R puts hand up
53:23 <+shadsam> lol davo
53:25 <+shadsam> true
53:30 <R> smeagol is cashed up
53:32 <dave> i dont drink tea or bottle drink
53:38 <dave> i think i just shoot meth
53:38 <+shadsam> water
53:39 * R flaunts smeagols money to fave
53:46 <Tnnah> kid'd's onnline trying to seem all that but in reality their bank account only shows around 100 bucks
53:47 <R> dave*
53:56 <+shadsam> i just drank iot
53:56 <R> - 100
53:59 <dave> yeah ikm gonna go shoot some meth
54:00 <+shadsam> tastes weird
54:00 <shadsam> tastes weird
54:00 <R> Tnnah what investments have you made this week?
54:00 <Tnnah> im waiting for trump's presidency to finish kid
54:00 <shadsam> 66 plays last night
54:00 <dave> im asking my mate for tik
54:09 <R> Tnnah what investments have you made this week?
54:24 <Tnnah> im waiting for trump's presidency to finish kid
54:34 <+shadsam> 66 plays last night
54:50 <dave> im asking my mate for tik
55:00 <Tnnah> tho i just transferred 20k for my solar system
55:00 <shadsam> my junky mates blowing me out
55:00 <Tnnah> tesla solar kid'd's
55:00 <smeagol> bought a pair of osiris sh0ez
55:00 <smeagol> 20 bux of me m8
55:00 <shadsam> smeagol i got pearl azumi
55:00 <dave> hes asking me how much
55:00 <shadsam> 45 ebay
55:02 <Tnnah> tho i just transferred 20k for my solar system
55:03 <+shadsam> my junky mates blowing me out
55:08 <Tnnah> tesla solar kid'd's
55:14 <smeagol> bought a pair of osiris sh0ez
55:34 <smeagol> 20 bux of me m8
55:37 <+shadsam> smeagol i got pearl azumi
55:47 <dave> hes asking me how much
55:47 <+shadsam> 45 ebay
56:00 <shadsam> lime green n black
56:00 <shadsam> light
56:00 <shadsam> heaps comfy
56:00 <dave> im asking for 7.2g
56:00 <shadsam> my feet overheat on other shoes
56:00 <R> I like Osiris
56:00 <shadsam> get half ball
56:00 <smeagol> mine r lime green n black aswell
56:00 <shadsam> sik
56:11 <+shadsam> lime green n black
56:14 <+shadsam> light
56:18 <+shadsam> heaps comfy
56:20 <dave> im asking for 7.2g
56:31 <+shadsam> my feet overheat on other shoes
56:36 <R> I like Osiris
56:41 <+shadsam> get half ball
56:46 <smeagol> mine r lime green n black aswell
56:57 <+shadsam> sik
57:00 <ynnoB> kulganis?
57:00 <dave> hes umming and rrr'in
57:00 <shadsam> k
57:00 <R> show pic
57:00 <smeagol> k
57:00 <R> smeagol has the most cash on hand here
57:00 <Tnnah> doubt it
57:00 <dave> should i show the pic with needle in arm
57:00 <R> Plenty of fresh notes in his wallet
57:00 <R> needs a wallet chain incase Dave tries to rob him
57:00 <R> cash money baby
57:01 <dave> hes umming and rrr'in
57:05 <+shadsam> k
57:10 <R> show pic
57:23 <smeagol> k
57:24 <R> smeagol has the most cash on hand here
57:31 <Tnnah> doubt it
57:36 <dave> should i show the pic with needle in arm
57:46 <R> Plenty of fresh notes in his wallet
57:54 <R> needs a wallet chain incase Dave tries to rob him
57:59 <R> cash money baby
58:00 <smeagol> looololzzzzz
58:00 <smeagol> no hobbit
58:00 <smeagol> i am in firm grip of melody my son. :)
58:00 <kulganis> melody coming to my house on ze weekend :D
58:00 <R> shadsam show Osiris
58:00 <dave> ok i take a pic
58:00 <R> please
58:00 <R> cash money
58:00 <dave> will
58:00 <R> Kelevrs was posting daves dick pics around
58:14 <R> shadsam show Osiris
58:26 <dave> ok i take a pic
58:33 <R> please
58:37 <R> cash money
58:54 <dave> will
58:57 <R> Kelevrs was posting daves dick pics around
59:00 <kulganis> welcome shadsam :D
59:00 <R> No more of those dave
59:00 <dave> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
59:00 <R> dave why send dick pics to Kelevra
59:00 <R> its asking for trouble
59:00 <Kelevra> yeah
59:00 <dave> ok
59:01 <R> No more of those dave
59:19 <dave> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
59:37 <R> dave why send dick pics to Kelevra
59:39 <R> its asking for trouble
59:49 <Kelevra> yeah
59:58 <dave> ok
00:00 <kulganis> Analogue Chruch
00:00 <dave> soon
00:00 <dave> do not fucking question me
00:03 <dave> soon
00:41 <dave> do not fucking question me
01:00 <smeagol> Mr Martz
02:00 <smeagol> marty mcfly n krew
02:00 <smeagol> lolz
02:00 <dave> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
02:31 <Glenn> Why dave?
02:54 <dave> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
03:00 <kulganis> when are we all expecting Kelevra to join?
03:00 <kulganis> Where is  b1rd?
03:00 <kulganis> Lumeah are you here?
03:00 <dave> DuckDodgers said so
03:00 <R> LOOLLLLLLL
03:08 <dave> DuckDodgers said so
03:55 <R> LOOLLLLLLL
04:00 <R> and thats the bottom line coz duck dodgers said so
04:00 <dave> pretty much
04:04 <R> and thats the bottom line coz duck dodgers said so
04:38 <dave> pretty much
06:00 <dave> dont blame me
06:00 <dave> DuckDodgers is to blame
06:17 <dave> dont blame me
06:34 <dave> DuckDodgers is to blame
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10:00 <dave> hello
10:13 <dave> hello
11:00 <Tnnah> just sorted out some banking issues
11:00 <Tnnah> closed a mystery account, had 5 accounts linked lol
11:00 <Tnnah> now i got 4 as required 
11:00 <Kelevra> tripper
11:37 <Kelevra> tripper
12:00 <Tnnah> kid'd's got nothing, they're at their shift jobs working hard as fuck, with their managers in their ears
12:00 <Tnnah> calling the shots on the kid'd's
12:00 <dave> stunner
12:38 <dave> stunner
13:00 <kulganis> Tnnah how much money you got?
13:00 <Tnnah> i got in my expenditure account 48k spread over 4 accounts
14:00 <Tnnah> in my investment account i have hundreds of k's
14:00 <Tnnah> waiting for anothre 400k soon
14:00 <Tnnah> which will make me multi millionaire
16:00 <smeagol> Distribute guns in a kids meal, Open a box, Hold a glock, Bust a shot, Through the windshield, The manifestation of evil stay alive n breathin... I'm satans fitness trainer, Exercising demons.
16:00 <dave> smeagol u high?
16:08 <smeagol> Distribute guns in a kids meal, Open a box, Hold a glock, Bust a shot, Through the windshield, The manifestation of evil stay alive n breathin... I'm satans fitness trainer, Exercising demons.
16:41 <dave> smeagol u high?
17:00 <Tnnah>  you know how to jungle go, they say get out ontto the street
17:00 <Tnnah> where a nigger gonna go, robbery , drug sales
17:00 <Tnnah> thats all a nigga kno
17:24 <Tnnah> you know how to jungle go, they say get out ontto the street
17:41 <Tnnah> where a nigger gonna go, robbery , drug sales
17:53 <Tnnah> thats all a nigga kno
18:00 <Tnnah> robbery or extortion pussy nigga make your choice
18:00 <Tnnah> nigga
18:00 <dave> .
18:00 <dave> how bout a bullet?
18:14 <Tnnah> robbery or extortion pussy nigga make your choice
18:15 <Tnnah> nigga
18:40 <dave> .
18:47 <dave> how bout a bullet?
19:00 <kulganis> lol
19:00 <smeagol> nop i not high
19:12 <smeagol> nop i not high
20:00 <smeagol> its death spita, cats call me the high exalted, esoterrorist the cleverist nemeis
20:00 <smeagol> nemesis****
20:00 <dave> ok enough with the cRAP
20:12 <smeagol> its death spita, cats call me the high exalted, esoterrorist the cleverist nemeis
20:17 <smeagol> nemesis****
20:26 <dave> ok enough with the cRAP
21:00 <smeagol> death spitta labels signed me at birth, thinkin we could be the finest rhymers on earth
21:00 <smeagol> You always after cash and ass, But youll only be ashes and gas after the blast
21:02 <smeagol> death spitta labels signed me at birth, thinkin we could be the finest rhymers on earth
21:40 <smeagol> You always after cash and ass, But youll only be ashes and gas after the blast
22:00 <dave> fuck off
22:00 <smeagol> yo hobbo
22:33 <dave> fuck off
22:56 <smeagol> yo hobbo
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23:59 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Kelvera
24:00 <Tim-Sim> gas = fart?
24:00 <Tim-Sim> or is that blast?
24:33 <Tim-Sim> gas = fart?
24:52 <Tim-Sim> or is that blast?
25:00 <smeagol> hobbo got a lil penus
25:00 <Tim-Sim> blast = fart
25:00 <smeagol> jajaajjaajja
25:00 <smeagol> small smelly penus
25:00 <smeagol> jajaja
25:11 <smeagol> hobbo got a lil penus
25:11 <Tim-Sim> blast = fart
25:13 <smeagol> jajaajjaajja
25:33 <smeagol> small smelly penus
25:35 <smeagol> jajaja
27:00 <dave> lol smeagol
27:01 <dave> lol smeagol
28:00 <dave> yayyyyyyyyyy
28:04 Quit: smeagol ([email protected]) EOF from client
28:41 <dave> yayyyyyyyyyy
31:00 <dave> fuck you
31:40 <dave> fuck you
33:33 Quit: Tnnah ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
34:00 <smeagol> my centrelink loan was processed and granted :}
34:00 <smeagol> last payment 830.27 on 29 aug, next payment 1258.20 on 30 aug
34:00 <smeagol> yeaa boi
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35:00 <kulganis> LOL
35:00 <kulganis> what ya spending it on?
35:00 <kulganis> coming down to see melody?
35:00 <kulganis> well too late
35:00 <kulganis> im already here
35:00 <kulganis> :D
35:00 <smeagol> http://imgur.com/a/vpCB3
35:00 <smeagol> me sh0ez
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35:53 <smeagol> http://imgur.com/a/vpCB3
35:56 <smeagol> me sh0ez
36:00 <smeagol> had 2 troubleshoot an error :-<
36:15 <smeagol> had 2 troubleshoot an error :-<
37:00 <smeagol> aight for 20 dorrah
37:36 <smeagol> aight for 20 dorrah
38:00 <dave> poxy
38:00 <Tnnah> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70L910t-YoQ
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Project Pat - "Im Dat Nigga" [Video] (May 26, 2016) Length: 3:18 - Category: Music - 290,551 views views - 4,654 likes (96.1%), 190 dislikes (3.9%)
38:00 <Tnnah> im dat nigga im dat nigga im dat nigga im dat nigga im dat nigga
38:00 <Tnnah> squeeze them triggaz
38:08 <dave> poxy
38:34 <Tnnah> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70L910t-YoQ
38:37 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Project Pat - "Im Dat Nigga" [Video] (May 26, 2016) Length: 3:18 - Category: Music - 290,551 views views - 4,654 likes (96.1%), 190 dislikes (3.9%)
38:45 <Tnnah> im dat nigga im dat nigga im dat nigga im dat nigga im dat nigga
38:50 <Tnnah> squeeze them triggaz
39:00 <dave> poxY CRAP whoes
39:00 <dave> shoes
39:00 <dave> wouldnt even piss on the cunts
39:00 <dave> look cheap and fucking nasty
39:00 <dave> wouldnt be caught dead in them
39:00 <dave> something u couldnt even give away to the salvos
39:07 <dave> poxY CRAP whoes
39:09 <dave> shoes
39:15 <dave> wouldnt even piss on the cunts
39:26 <dave> look cheap and fucking nasty
39:35 <dave> wouldnt be caught dead in them
39:49 <dave> something u couldnt even give away to the salvos
40:00 <smeagol> lololzz
40:00 <smeagol> you wish jellyfish
40:00 <dave> obviously whoevver would buy them has seriously mental problems
40:00 <smeagol> where iz angelina
40:27 <smeagol> lololzz
40:38 <smeagol> you wish jellyfish
40:54 <dave> obviously whoevver would buy them has seriously mental problems
40:57 <smeagol> where iz angelina
41:00 <sluggz> sup fgts
41:00 <dave> because they are shit
41:00 <smeagol> you wish jellyfish
41:00 <dave> in fact it makes my blood boil 
41:00 <dave> just thinking how shit they are
41:00 <smeagol> jaja
41:00 <smeagol> exposed
41:00 <smeagol> lololllllllz
41:04 <dave> because they are shit
41:12 <smeagol> you wish jellyfish
41:17 <dave> in fact it makes my blood boil
41:24 <dave> just thinking how shit they are
41:46 <smeagol> jaja
41:49 <smeagol> exposed
41:54 <smeagol> lololllllllz
42:00 <smeagol> let me bring up my logs
42:00 <smeagol> jajajajaa
42:00 <dave> maggots
42:03 <smeagol> let me bring up my logs
42:04 <smeagol> jajajajaa
42:08 <dave> maggots
43:00 <Tnnah> i take more drugs here than anybody
43:00 <smeagol> y
43:00 <Tnnah> and i have the most money and assets
43:00 <smeagol> they bad 4 u
43:00 <Tnnah> aristocracy logs in
43:00 <Tnnah> teaches the kid'd's whats the go
43:00 <smeagol> the cop lastnight asked if i had using any drugs
43:01 <Tnnah> i take more drugs here than anybody
43:15 <smeagol> y
43:16 <Tnnah> and i have the most money and assets
43:19 <smeagol> they bad 4 u
43:31 <Tnnah> aristocracy logs in
43:36 <Tnnah> teaches the kid'd's whats the go
43:59 <smeagol> the cop lastnight asked if i had using any drugs
44:00 <smeagol> said nup :}
44:00 <smeagol> asked me wat im doin here.. said just visiting a friend... like people do
44:00 <Tnnah> where exactly did he stop u, what car were u driving or in
44:00 <Tnnah> ill contact the local cop shop
44:00 <smeagol> they came to my dealers house
44:04 <smeagol> said nup :}
44:23 <smeagol> asked me wat im doin here.. said just visiting a friend... like people do
44:27 <Tnnah> where exactly did he stop u, what car were u driving or in
44:31 <Tnnah> ill contact the local cop shop
44:50 <smeagol> they came to my dealers house
45:00 <smeagol> cus one of the guys there was on the missing persons list
45:00 <smeagol> cus one of the guys there was on the missing persons list
45:00 <smeagol> and he didnt want a bar of them, so he sneaked up into the roof
45:00 <smeagol> and they eventually got let in
45:00 <smeagol> bong on the table
45:00 <smeagol> they didnt even care
45:27 <smeagol> and he didnt want a bar of them, so he sneaked up into the roof
45:39 <smeagol> and they eventually got let in
45:56 <smeagol> bong on the table
45:59 <smeagol> they didnt even care
46:00 <smeagol> just took the dude and took off
46:00 <Tim-Sim> so they found him in the roof?
46:00 <dave> ur a piece of fucking shit
46:00 <smeagol> yeah
46:00 <dave> thats all u r cunt
46:00 <dave> yeah
46:00 <dave> thats right
46:10 <smeagol> just took the dude and took off
46:35 <Tim-Sim> so they found him in the roof?
46:41 <dave> ur a piece of fucking shit
46:48 <smeagol> yeah
46:49 <dave> thats all u r cunt
46:53 <dave> yeah
46:55 <dave> thats right
47:00 <Tim-Sim> why did they look in the roof? who told them he was there?
47:00 <smeagol> they were there for 15 mins saying vaughan we know youre up there we can hear u
47:00 <Tim-Sim> oh
47:00 <Tim-Sim> did he sneeze?
47:00 <smeagol> we were laughin
47:00 <Tim-Sim> why was he on the missing persons list?
47:00 <smeagol> that i dont know
47:00 <Tim-Sim> how old is he?
47:10 <Tim-Sim> why did they look in the roof? who told them he was there?
47:10 <smeagol> they were there for 15 mins saying vaughan we know youre up there we can hear u
47:22 <Tim-Sim> oh
47:26 <Tim-Sim> did he sneeze?
47:38 <smeagol> we were laughin
47:47 <Tim-Sim> why was he on the missing persons list?
47:57 <smeagol> that i dont know
47:57 <Tim-Sim> how old is he?
48:00 <Kelvera> :D
48:00 <smeagol> 44
48:00 <dave> maggot
48:02 <Kelvera> :D
48:04 <smeagol> 44
48:40 <dave> maggot
49:00 <smeagol> teach oscar to smoke a joint
49:00 <smeagol> ^^6
49:00 <smeagol> they sabotaged me a put a gun in my mouth
49:00 <smeagol> lolololo
49:00 <smeagol> voodoo
49:00 <smeagol> -,-
49:18 <smeagol> teach oscar to smoke a joint
49:22 <smeagol> ^^6
49:47 <smeagol> they sabotaged me a put a gun in my mouth
49:48 <smeagol> lolololo
49:53 <smeagol> voodoo
49:54 <smeagol> -,-
50:00 <Tim-Sim> gun = cock?
50:00 <smeagol> automatic 9 millimetre firearm
50:00 <Tim-Sim> did they pull the trigger?
50:00 <smeagol> ?¿
50:00 <smeagol> lolz
50:00 <smeagol> narp
50:14 <Tim-Sim> gun = cock?
50:36 <smeagol> automatic 9 millimetre firearm
50:39 <Tim-Sim> did they pull the trigger?
50:44 <smeagol> ?¿
50:49 <smeagol> lolz
50:52 <smeagol> narp
51:00 <Tim-Sim> put a 'gun' in your mouth and 'pull the trigger'?
51:00 <smeagol> piss of ya gay cunt
51:00 <smeagol> ill kick ya over a cliff
51:00 <Tim-Sim> everybody knows the freudism of a gun...
51:00 <Tim-Sim> just saying
51:00 <dave> maggot
51:01 <Tim-Sim> put a 'gun' in your mouth and 'pull the trigger'?
51:12 <smeagol> piss of ya gay cunt
51:30 <smeagol> ill kick ya over a cliff
51:44 <Tim-Sim> everybody knows the freudism of a gun...
51:50 <Tim-Sim> just saying
51:57 <dave> maggot
52:00 <dave> ur a fucking maggot
52:00 <smeagol> y
52:02 <dave> ur a fucking maggot
52:57 <smeagol> y
53:00 <smeagol> your lifes worth less than the trash it wil lbe tossed in son
53:15 <smeagol> your lifes worth less than the trash it wil lbe tossed in son
56:20 Quit: Kelvera ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
57:55 Mode: (by shadsam) +v lx
58:00 <R> Welcome milk
58:00 <smeagol> m8 flaughntin his cash.. stacked in rubber bands
58:00 <smeagol> lolol
58:00 <smeagol> 3 or 4k
58:53 <smeagol> m8 flaughntin his cash.. stacked in rubber bands
58:54 <smeagol> lolol
58:58 <smeagol> 3 or 4k
59:00 <smeagol> fkn kunt
59:00 <dave> ur a maggot
59:00 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
59:00 <dave> nothing a but a fucking maggot
59:00 <dave> shut ur hole cunt
59:00 <dave> ur dead
59:00 <dave> u and every other cunt
59:00 <dave> r fucking dead
59:00 <R> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
59:01 <smeagol> fkn kunt
59:07 <dave> ur a maggot
59:12 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
59:17 <dave> nothing a but a fucking maggot
59:20 Quit: psidawg1 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
59:26 <dave> shut ur hole cunt
59:33 <dave> ur dead
59:40 <dave> u and every other cunt
59:43 <dave> r fucking dead
59:51 <R> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
00:00 <dave> DEAD CUNTTTTTTTTTTS
00:00 <smeagol> Always keep the clip loaded so I can buck things, These rappers act platinum but flash small bills like ducklings...
00:05 <dave> DEAD CUNTTTTTTTTTTS
00:06 <dave> DEAD CUNTTTTTTTTTTS
00:15 Kick: dave was kicked by R (faggot)
00:31 <Glenn> :(
00:32 <smeagol> Always keep the clip loaded so I can buck things, These rappers act platinum but flash small bills like ducklings...
00:40 <Glenn> Beat me to it.
01:00 <Kpasc> lol @ the kid'd's at their shift jobs
01:00 <Kpasc> broke af
01:00 <Kpasc> hahahaha
01:00 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOlOL
01:00 <dave> dead cuntssssssssssss
01:00 <dave> ur all fucked
01:00 <dave> u maggots
01:00 <dave> whys that
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01:14 <dave> dead cuntssssssssssss
01:17 <dave> ur all fucked
01:19 <R> Glenn might be time to put dave into the sin bin
01:23 <dave> u maggots
01:23 * R taps side of nose
01:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*dave@*.lnk.telstra.net
01:32 <dave> whys that
01:33 <Glenn>  Moving dave into the #nerdhacks "Sin Bin!".
01:48 <Glenn> Done.
02:00 <Tim-Sim> Kpasc: don't you have to work?
02:00 <Kpasc> some kids here think they're all that
03:00 <Kpasc> yet they report to their bosses as required
03:00 <R> LOLOLOLLOLOLOL
03:00 <R> Thats me
03:00 <Kpasc> and aristocracy online
03:00 <Kpasc> i am retired tim sim
03:00 <Kpasc> retired 31 kid'd
03:00 <Kpasc> 13 years solid labor kid
03:00 <Kpasc> im smart with my money son
03:00 <Tim-Sim> what did you do?
03:00 <R> LOLOLOLLOLOL
03:00 <R> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ dave
03:44 <R> LOLOLOLLOLOL
03:50 <R> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ dave
04:00 <Kpasc> i.t consultant kid
04:44 Kick: dave was kicked by ChanOP (That will give the rest of us some peace for at least an hour!)
05:00 <Kpasc> just finished some more banking 
05:00 <Kpasc> transferred 3k + 50 bucks for food
05:00 <R> Kpasc teach us
05:00 <Kpasc> in to 2 accounts
05:00 <Tim-Sim> I am trying to save
05:00 <Tim-Sim> thinking of refinancing mortgage
05:00 <mayor> Afternoon peasants
05:00 <mayor> B1rd greetings 
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05:31 <mayor> Afternoon peasants
05:45 <mayor> B1rd greetings
06:00 <Kpasc> dont u will lose everything cos ur broke af
06:00 <Kpasc> just save and use cumulative interest
06:00 <Kpasc> compound interest
06:00 <Kpasc> westpac quite good
06:00 <Kpasc> bbl truckie burger lunch
06:00 <Kpasc> gg
07:00 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLLL
07:00 <R> * ChanOP sets mode: +b *!*dave@*.lnk.telstra.net
07:00 <R> <dave> whys that
07:05 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLLL
07:13 <R> * ChanOP sets mode: +b *!*dave@*.lnk.telstra.net
07:13 <R> <dave> whys that
07:13 <R> <@Glenn> Moving dave into the #nerdhacks "Sin Bin!".
09:00 <mayor> Yes
09:00 <b1rd> hello
09:00 <mayor> Hello son
09:22 <mayor> Yes
09:45 <b1rd> hello
09:50 <mayor> Hello son
10:00 <milk> hello
10:00 <milk> ne aliens?
10:00 <Tim-Sim> milko 
10:00 <mayor> Going for parma son
10:00 <mayor> 'D
10:06 <mayor> Going for parma son
10:11 <mayor> 'D
11:00 <ballsack> Come over boe
11:00 <ballsack> Here he is
11:00 <R> -dave- YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE IS GONE CUNT. UR FUCKING DEAD.YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE IS GONE CUNT. UR FUCKING DEAD.YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE IS GONE CUNT. UR FUCKING DEAD.YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE IS GONE CUNT. UR FUCKING DEAD.YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE IS GONE CUNT. UR FUCKING DEAD.YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE IS GONE CUNT. UR FUCKING DEAD.YOU AND 
11:00 <R> YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE IS GONE CUNT. UR FUCKING DEAD.YOU AND YOUR ENTIR
11:00 <R> -
11:00 <ballsack> Psichong
11:00 <R> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
11:16 Nick: mayor is now known as ballsack
11:24 <ballsack> Come over boe
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11:43 <ballsack> Here he is
11:44 <R> -dave- YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE IS GONE CUNT. UR FUCKING DEAD.YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE IS GONE CUNT. UR FUCKING DEAD.YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE IS GONE CUNT. UR FUCKING DEAD.YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE IS GONE CUNT. UR FUCKING DEAD.YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE IS GONE CUNT. UR FUCKING DEAD.YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE IS GONE CUNT. UR FUCKING DEAD.YOU AND
11:44 <R> YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE IS GONE CUNT. UR FUCKING DEAD.YOU AND YOUR ENTIR
11:44 <R> -
11:48 <R> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
11:49 <ballsack> Psichong
12:00 <Tim-Sim> omg
12:00 <Tim-Sim> omg
12:00 <ballsack> Lol
12:00 <Tnnah> psidawg hows those fangs today kid
12:00 <Tnnah> yellow af?
12:04 <ballsack> Lol
12:43 <Tnnah> psidawg hows those fangs today kid
12:45 <Tnnah> yellow af?
13:50 Nick: psidawg is now known as psidawg1
14:00 <ballsack> Lol fangs
14:00 <ballsack> Lololllllll
14:00 <ballsack> Bit long in the tooth son
14:31 <ballsack> Lol fangs
14:37 <ballsack> Lololllllll
14:52 <ballsack> Bit long in the tooth son
16:00 <b1rd> lol dave
16:00 <b1rd> lol
16:00 <ballsack> B1rd how are you brother
16:00 <b1rd> good son
16:27 <b1rd> lol dave
16:50 <b1rd> lol
16:50 <ballsack> B1rd how are you brother
16:58 <b1rd> good son
17:00 <b1rd> lil nod
17:00 <ballsack> Excellent
17:00 <ballsack> Nice I just awoke
17:00 <Tim-Sim> why do gay people want to get married?
17:00 <ballsack> Heading sandown couple pints
17:00 <Tnnah> because the institution of marriage is attractive to millenials
17:00 <b1rd> coz they gay af
17:00 <ballsack> 12 or so son
17:00 <Tnnah> catholics like b1rd love marriage, with the pedo priest
17:00 <b1rd> nice
17:00 <psidawg> fags
17:00 <Tnnah> the priest without a wife or kids
17:00 <psidawg> payday
17:00 <Tim-Sim> which way are people voting on the plebiscite
17:00 <Tnnah> ~touching the kids~
17:00 <b1rd> lol i not cafflik
17:00 <psidawg> got green
17:00 <Tim-Sim> ?
17:01 <b1rd> lil nod
17:03 <ballsack> Excellent
17:10 <ballsack> Nice I just awoke
17:10 <Tim-Sim> why do gay people want to get married?
17:25 Nick: psidawg1 is now known as psidawg
17:26 <ballsack> Heading sandown couple pints
17:27 Quit: psidawg ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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17:31 <Tnnah> because the institution of marriage is attractive to millenials
17:33 <b1rd> coz they gay af
17:34 <ballsack> 12 or so son
17:46 <Tnnah> catholics like b1rd love marriage, with the pedo priest
17:49 <b1rd> nice
17:52 <psidawg> fags
17:52 <Tnnah> the priest without a wife or kids
17:56 <psidawg> payday
17:57 <Tim-Sim> which way are people voting on the plebiscite
17:58 <Tnnah> ~touching the kids~
17:58 <psidawg> got green
17:59 <Tim-Sim> ?
17:59 <b1rd> lol i not cafflik
18:00 <psidawg> i'm set for the day
18:00 <b1rd> im a king
18:00 <psidawg> XD
18:00 <ballsack> Putrid priest
18:00 <Tim-Sim> which way are people voting on the plebiscite?
18:00 <ballsack> Putrid dogs all of ya
18:00 <psidawg> i havent een enrol yet
18:00 <psidawg> fuck voting
18:00 <psidawg> fags can keep on complaining
18:00 <psidawg> ahaha
18:02 <psidawg> i'm set for the day
18:03 <b1rd> im a king
18:04 <psidawg> XD
18:05 <ballsack> Putrid priest
18:15 <Tim-Sim> which way are people voting on the plebiscite?
18:23 <ballsack> Putrid dogs all of ya
18:26 Quit: ballsack ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
18:28 <psidawg> i havent een enrol yet
18:32 <psidawg> fuck voting
18:38 <psidawg> fags can keep on complaining
18:39 <psidawg> ahaha
19:00 <smeagol> point of shard for $20 aud
19:00 <smeagol> not bad ay
19:00 <b1rd> lol me eiva
19:00 <b1rd> cbf
19:03 <b1rd> lol me eiva
19:07 <b1rd> cbf
20:00 <psidawg> anoter 300bux added to the xbox1x
20:00 <psidawg> anoter 300bux added to the xbox1x
20:00 <psidawg> i can buy 1colsole & 1 game now
20:00 <psidawg> =]
20:00 <b1rd> noice
20:00 <psidawg> i want to do some drugs today
20:00 <psidawg> wanna join me b1rd?
20:00 <psidawg> my shout bra
20:10 <psidawg> i can buy 1colsole & 1 game now
20:16 <psidawg> =]
20:26 <b1rd> noice
20:51 <psidawg> i want to do some drugs today
20:55 <psidawg> wanna join me b1rd?
20:59 <psidawg> my shout bra
21:00 <Tnnah> got a bong in my hand
21:00 <Tnnah> of cherry bomb gear
21:00 <psidawg> i got some greens already
21:00 <psidawg> other drugs i mean
21:00 <psidawg> LOLL
21:00 <psidawg> i'm hesitating to go mate's house
21:00 <Tnnah> i can buy any drug i want
21:00 <psidawg> might get raided again
21:00 <psidawg> tempting tho
21:00 <Tnnah> u a junky tho
21:00 <psidawg> LLZZ
21:00 <Tim-Sim> I always assumed that marriage was something people did to create a stable family unit 
21:00 <psidawg> ur mums a junkie fgt
21:00 <Tim-Sim> gay people cannot create families by design
21:02 <Tnnah> got a bong in my hand
21:06 <Tnnah> of cherry bomb gear
21:11 <psidawg> i got some greens already
21:13 <psidawg> other drugs i mean
21:14 <psidawg> LOLL
21:21 <psidawg> i'm hesitating to go mate's house
21:22 <Tnnah> i can buy any drug i want
21:25 <psidawg> might get raided again
21:28 <psidawg> tempting tho
21:28 <Tnnah> u a junky tho
21:30 <psidawg> LLZZ
21:34 <Tim-Sim> I always assumed that marriage was something people did to create a stable family unit
21:37 <psidawg> ur mums a junkie fgt
21:51 <Tim-Sim> gay people cannot create families by design
22:00 <Kelvera> Joel
22:00 <Tim-Sim> meth is shit
22:00 <milk> there is lots of money around in theis economic environment
22:00 <psidawg> they can adopt tho
22:00 <psidawg> tim
22:00 <psidawg> remember that gook
22:00 <psidawg> & that american
22:00 <psidawg> adopted a boy 2gether n abuse the kid?
22:00 <psidawg> there was a full doco bout it
22:00 <Tim-Sim> two gay blokes adopting small boys? 
22:18 <psidawg> they can adopt tho
22:19 <psidawg> tim
22:29 <psidawg> remember that gook
22:32 <psidawg> & that american
22:40 <psidawg> adopted a boy 2gether n abuse the kid?
22:45 <psidawg> there was a full doco bout it
22:48 <Tim-Sim> two gay blokes adopting small boys?
23:00 <smeagol> yes
23:00 <smeagol> melody
23:00 <milk> they say just before a war is a good time to invest
23:00 <smeagol> -[ 10:27.08 ]- -( smeagol ): https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/21124085_10214813700799733_2113393796_n.jpg?oh=7f35f1a37d2556d94fb0d72e1abff930&oe=59A51193
23:00 <smeagol> -[ 10:27.20 ]- -( smeagol ): https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/21150999_10214813709359947_2019852684_n.jpg?oh=d6ae6b8ed0dee6fc47dfbba292533723&oe=59A5089E
23:00 <Tim-Sim> no I don't remember that
23:00 <b1rd> stoopid poofs
23:07 <Tim-Sim> no I don't remember that
23:23 Mode: (by R) -b *!*dave@*.lnk.telstra.net
23:32 <b1rd> stoopid poofs
23:44 Join: dave ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*dave@*.lnk.telstra.net
23:44 Kick: dave was kicked by ChanOP (That will give the rest of us some peace for at least an hour!)
23:53 Mode: (by R) -b *!*dave@*.lnk.telstra.net
24:00 <Kelvera> lol
24:00 <psidawg> lol
24:00 <psidawg> who da kicka?
24:00 <R> l00py
24:07 Join: dave ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
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24:07 Kick: dave was kicked by ChanOP (That will give the rest of us some peace for at least an hour!)
24:09 <psidawg> lol
24:11 <psidawg> who da kicka?
24:16 <R> l00py
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24:24 <psidawg> lol
25:00 <Kelvera> why'd you have to post those again
25:00 <smeagol> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEmD5ftcG88
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2pac Revenge Of Huey P Newton (Apr 19, 2011) Length: 3:53 - Category: Music - 10,972 views views - likes (95.5%), 5 dislikes (4.5%)
25:00 <smeagol> my fav pac song
25:00 <smeagol> he so loud and angry
25:00 <smeagol> mad song bow
25:00 <smeagol> huge puddle in pipe
25:00 <b1rd> lol dave got no meff leff
25:34 <b1rd> lol dave got no meff leff
26:00 <dave> weak cunts
26:00 <R> wb faggot
26:00 <R> LOLOLOLOLOL
26:07 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*dave@*.lnk.telstra.net
26:28 Join: dave ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
26:50 <dave> weak cunts
26:52 <R> wb faggot
26:55 <R> LOLOLOLOLOL
27:00 <smeagol> take 2, run for cover
27:00 <smeagol> luv dat line imhoe
27:00 <b1rd> lol
27:00 <dave> ur all weak
27:00 <b1rd> dave gots no meffleff
27:00 <b1rd> speakup dave
27:00 <dave> speak english
27:00 <b1rd> suck me off fgt
27:05 <b1rd> lol
27:06 <dave> ur all weak
27:16 <b1rd> dave gots no meffleff
27:21 <b1rd> speakup dave
27:38 <dave> speak english
27:57 <b1rd> suck me off fgt
28:00 <b1rd> cock boy
28:00 <dave> haha
28:00 <dave> idiot
28:08 <b1rd> cock boy
28:31 <dave> haha
28:35 <dave> idiot
29:00 <smeagol> jajajajajaja
29:00 <smeagol> the filthy hobbit will pay for indecent photo shots
29:00 <smeagol> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz8HnUmHL4o
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac ft Kadafi "Soon As I Get Home" (Oct 7, 2009) Length: 3:40 - Category: Music - 2,091,718 views views - 11,489 likes (97.8%), 259 dislikes (2.2%)
29:00 <b1rd> might do a wank on cam
29:00 <b1rd> looooool
29:00 <dave> hahahaha
29:00 <dave> faggot
29:01 <b1rd> might do a wank on cam
29:03 <b1rd> looooool
29:35 <dave> hahahaha
29:38 <dave> faggot
30:00 <smeagol> melody
30:00 <smeagol> i got 1 or 2 verses left on my first song
30:00 <smeagol> here is what i have so far
30:00 <smeagol> Verse1
30:00 <smeagol> A new hiphop song, When shit drops I finish with blood drops, My rap tradition burner like sun spots, Map out the divison while blazin glory, Ya'll tap-out when Im battlin
30:00 <smeagol> whoreys, I'll grapple up 50 stories like a batman movie, Go another 40 with gats in hand shootin, Grenade shrapnel removing doors off hinges, Whats happenin' you dudes in for
30:00 <smeagol> stiches, The hot rapper proves his stripes, All ya'll nuisance rappers losin stripes, When I lose it with the fuse lit sparkin fire, Whe most grusesome 2some in the dark
30:00 <smeagol> night, Duck quick before I start fire, Just busted some fast rhymes, Bars with desire, These banana players get fried, My katana slayer takes lives, It's sayonara your fates
30:00 <smeagol> sealed, I'm camoflagued navy seal style, A man at large wes craven scene compile, After I leave, ravens fiend the junk pile, Stinking like a skunks backside, Caved in heads
30:00 <smeagol> with brains fried on the side, Your carcuss and frame in darkness where sharks swim, Can't fuck with the armed marksman dark arts crafstman gets last laugh you bunch of cum
30:00 <smeagol> puffs, Dumb cunts, I'll hustle your mum, leave her beat like a drum, This decieving creep fired some cum, The evil grim half asleep sonnin his guns, Completely sin driven
30:00 <smeagol> partin with a poem sheet, Configure literature and start flowin in my seat, Poofter posers get soaked in the heat, If you provoke you get beat.
30:00 <smeagol> Verse 2 Ya'll learners compete with delivery, Ill dispurse 2 and kill evily, The demonology with-in turnin new leaves, Fuck the psychologist I'll burn her fluently, Ya'll ain't
30:00 <smeagol> heard of me? Fall back and turn 180 degree, As I crawl back sturdy with guns aimed deadly, A sudden blast and my magazines empty, No Government Task Force Agency, Just the
30:00 <smeagol> devils decendents, Masked shovlin gorey graves, Fuck tha law theyre rougher than aids, Fuck these punks too toss em' a grenade, Your MRS is my lover, She fucks more than 3
30:00 <smeagol> ways, Try dissin me cunts i'll conjour 30000 gravestones, Your last listen of words be bonjour you shame blokes, Spit with fissures with tonnes more to say ya know, My X-Ray
30:00 <smeagol> vision heat sensored, My techs spray and neatly stencil targets, My pad and pencil skills defeated and mastered, Have you ever been beaten and started on, Hyper relentless
30:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOL
30:00 <Tnnah> kid'd millenial'd's
30:00 <dave> hahhaha
30:00 <dave> WEAK CUNTS
30:05 <b1rd> LOLOLOL
30:21 <Tnnah> kid'd millenial'd's
30:29 <dave> hahhaha
30:35 <dave> WEAK CUNTS
31:00 <smeagol> menace of a brain featuring top class shards and stuff, Your penis drops and lads are laughing up front, Men from mars women from venus, My dogs in the den with scars lookin'
31:00 <smeagol> for a clitorus, Dismal kids and frogs be sent uptown with hook and line fixtures, We creep through fog with tripods striped like viper dodges bullets lodging with a sniper line-up.
31:00 <Kelvera> stfu
32:00 <dave> im hungry
32:00 <b1rd> ill feed ya hun
32:31 <dave> im hungry
32:57 <b1rd> ill feed ya hun
33:00 <smeagol> jaja
33:00 <smeagol> yeah boy
33:00 <smeagol> thats how ya do it
33:00 <smeagol> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIDkMytsgyk
33:00 <smeagol> nice song
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac feat. Eminem - Bullet to the Brain (NEW 2015) (Jan 24, 2015) Length: 3:27 - Category: Music - 3,459,570 views views - likes (97.1%), 667 dislikes (2.9%)
33:00 <b1rd> happymeal
33:00 <Tnnah> feed him cock & balls
33:00 <b1rd> yes
33:00 <b1rd> open wide 
33:00 <b1rd> im cumin inside (its playschool)
33:00 <b1rd> lol
33:10 <Tnnah> feed him cock & balls
33:11 <b1rd> happymeal
33:15 <b1rd> yes
33:26 <b1rd> open wide
33:44 <b1rd> im cumin inside (its playschool)
33:47 <b1rd> lol
34:00 <R> dont ban him
34:00 <Tim-Sim1> oooh
34:00 <R> stupid cunt
34:00 <smeagol> keke
34:00 <R> LOOOOLLLL
34:00 <smeagol> godda finish of my masterpiece imhoez
34:00 <Tim-Sim1> Dr Phil would have a field day on you, smeagol 
34:00 <R> She has been warned not to ban
34:00 <smeagol> id nokk dr phil off his seat
34:00 <dave> g ur so funny 
34:00 <dave> hardy har har
34:00 <b1rd> lol
34:00 <dave> such a comedian
34:00 <dave> seems we have alot of comedians in here
34:00 <b1rd> yes
34:00 <dave> speaking of which
34:00 <dave> heres one now
34:00 <Tnnah> MIA GIRL!!!! <3 <3 <3
34:00 <dave> hi MiaOneness
34:00 <MiaOneness> Hello. On train
34:04 <dave> g ur so funny
34:07 <dave> hardy har har
34:17 <b1rd> lol
34:31 <dave> such a comedian
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34:34 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o MiaOneness
34:39 <dave> seems we have alot of comedians in here
34:41 <b1rd> yes
34:42 <dave> speaking of which
34:45 <dave> heres one now
34:45 <Tnnah> MIA GIRL!!!! <3 <3 <3
34:48 <dave> hi MiaOneness
34:58 <MiaOneness> Hello. On train
35:00 <Tim-Sim1> idk, he's pretty big
35:00 <smeagol> fucken idiot is like a judge, plays games with peoples lives for a living
35:00 <Kelvera> `kick smeagol 
35:00 <dave> we didnt ask where u were sweety
35:00 <MiaOneness> Lol
35:00 <MiaOneness> :D
35:00 <Tnnah> mia jump on kag today hun
35:00 <MiaOneness> Might
35:11 <dave> we didnt ask where u were sweety
35:16 <MiaOneness> Lol
35:22 <MiaOneness> :D
35:34 <Tnnah> mia jump on kag today hun
35:42 <MiaOneness> Might
36:00 <Tnnah> do or do not there is no try - yoda
36:00 <Tim-Sim1> Ceasar Milan maybe
36:00 <smeagol> mumma raised a hell razor
36:00 <Tim-Sim1> maybe some behaviour modification with Ceasar Milan 
36:00 <Tnnah> do or do not there is no try - yoda
36:00 <b1rd> yeh
36:00 <MiaOneness> My police checks nearly taking a montg
36:00 <dave> where r u mia
36:00 <MiaOneness> Murambeena
36:00 <b1rd> dave wanna fuck?
36:00 <dave> precise location please
36:06 <b1rd> yeh
36:07 <MiaOneness> My police checks nearly taking a montg
36:14 <dave> where r u mia
36:25 <MiaOneness> Murambeena
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36:53 <b1rd> dave wanna fuck?
36:56 <dave> precise location please
37:00 <smeagol> hahahah
37:00 <b1rd> LOL
37:00 <dave> no
37:00 <b1rd> lies
37:00 <MiaOneness> Who knows..train station all the same
37:00 <b1rd> dave come over hun
37:00 <dave> fuck off b1rd
37:00 <Tnnah> any hot girls on the train mia girl
37:00 <b1rd> nup
37:00 <b1rd> yes
37:00 <MiaOneness> Let me look..
37:00 <b1rd> send em cockpics
37:04 <b1rd> LOL
37:05 <dave> no
37:12 <b1rd> lies
37:18 <MiaOneness> Who knows..train station all the same
37:26 <b1rd> dave come over hun
37:34 <dave> fuck off b1rd
37:39 <Tnnah> any hot girls on the train mia girl
37:43 <b1rd> nup
37:48 <b1rd> yes
37:50 <MiaOneness> Let me look..
38:00 <b1rd> send em cockpics
38:00 <smeagol> https://vocaroo.com/i/s0xopmic2Tev
38:00 <smeagol> here i am
38:00 <smeagol> goin off me head with speed cunt
38:00 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLOL
38:00 <smeagol> no cunt can compete with that speed son
38:00 <smeagol> its pretty fukn mad bro
38:00 <smeagol> that beat is from AOTP
38:00 <Tim-Sim1> sounds like a horse race caller
38:00 <MiaOneness> Nah all old
38:00 <MiaOneness> Lol
38:00 <Tnnah> lolo
38:00 <b1rd> on apple airdrop :D
38:00 <b1rd> lol dayum 
38:00 <b1rd> they say they hate cockpics but its all lies they love it
38:00 <MiaOneness> What u all up to
38:00 <MiaOneness> I love it
38:03 <MiaOneness> Nah all old
38:08 <Tnnah> lolo
38:08 <MiaOneness> Lol
38:08 <b1rd> on apple airdrop :D
38:15 <b1rd> lol dayum
38:50 <b1rd> they say they hate cockpics but its all lies they love it
38:54 <MiaOneness> What u all up to
38:58 <MiaOneness> I love it
39:00 <MiaOneness> Lol
39:00 <Tim-Sim1> high pitched voice
39:00 <smeagol> jajaja
39:00 <Tim-Sim1> all those drugs are shrinking your balls
39:00 <smeagol> you wish delifish
39:00 <smeagol> my balls are the size of XL sunnyqueen eggs son.
39:00 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
39:00 <MiaOneness> Lol
39:00 <b1rd> wankin on cam girl
39:00 <MiaOneness> Let's u know wat ur dealing with
39:00 <b1rd> for a diverse audience
39:00 <b1rd> true yes
39:00 <Tnnah> jus chillin in the warmth of the sun mia girl
39:00 <MiaOneness> Ah
39:08 <b1rd> wankin on cam girl
39:17 <MiaOneness> Let's u know wat ur dealing with
39:18 <b1rd> for a diverse audience
39:26 <Tnnah> jus chillin in the warmth of the sun mia girl
39:26 <b1rd> true yes
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39:33 <MiaOneness> Ah
40:00 <smeagol> the size of stephens head
40:00 <R> PiSsSsSsSsSsSsSsSsSsSs
40:00 <R> shitsam
40:00 <MiaOneness> I'm in Oakleigh
40:00 <b1rd> tim-sim1 hun
40:00 <MiaOneness> I get my glasses after 18th
40:00 <b1rd> sexy
40:11 <MiaOneness> I'm in Oakleigh
40:21 <b1rd> tim-sim1 hun
40:32 <MiaOneness> I get my glasses after 18th
40:46 <b1rd> sexy
41:00 <smeagol> keep wif me now son
41:00 <smeagol> thats only half speed son
41:00 <smeagol> MuHaHaHa!
41:00 <smeagol> ^^
41:00 <MiaOneness> I look terrible at the moment
41:00 <b1rd> aww 
41:00 <MiaOneness> I'm getting Kylie Minogue ones
41:00 <b1rd> yum
41:00 <MiaOneness> Huntingdale
41:00 <b1rd> got winshield wipers?
41:10 <MiaOneness> I look terrible at the moment
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41:17 <b1rd> aww
41:27 <MiaOneness> I'm getting Kylie Minogue ones
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41:35 <b1rd> yum
41:47 <MiaOneness> Huntingdale
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41:52 <b1rd> got winshield wipers?
42:00 <b1rd> wb dave babes
42:00 <MiaOneness> Lol no but need a hyandai getz
42:00 <dave> lol
42:00 <b1rd> lols
42:00 <Kelevra> clayton westall springvale sandown noble park yarraman dandenong
42:00 <MiaOneness> Yep kel
42:00 <b1rd> kelevra !!!!
42:00 <MiaOneness> It's draining
42:00 <b1rd> *hugs*
42:00 <Kelevra> yah
42:06 <b1rd> wb dave babes
42:10 <MiaOneness> Lol no but need a hyandai getz
42:18 <dave> lol
42:19 <b1rd> lols
42:23 <Kelevra> clayton westall springvale sandown noble park yarraman dandenong
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42:36 <MiaOneness> Yep kel
42:39 <b1rd> kelevra !!!!
42:46 <MiaOneness> It's draining
42:47 <b1rd> *hugs*
42:52 <Kelevra> yah
43:00 <Tim-Sim1> oh no
43:00 <Tim-Sim1> Dr Phil just said he married his mother
43:00 <Kelevra> used to catch that line almost everyday
43:00 <b1rd> go buy a cars
43:00 <MiaOneness> I have to wait for 2 weeks pay
43:00 <b1rd> ok
43:20 <Kelevra> used to catch that line almost everyday
43:23 <b1rd> go buy a cars
43:41 <MiaOneness> I have to wait for 2 weeks pay
43:49 <b1rd> ok
44:00 <smeagol> got ring me m8 boe
44:00 <MiaOneness> Plus if police check doesn't come clear
44:00 <MiaOneness> I might lose the job
44:00 <b1rd> lol
44:00 <MiaOneness> I'm worried..a bit
44:00 <Kelevra> why do you need a police check? what job is it?
44:00 <b1rd> what job u need pigcheck for
44:00 <MiaOneness> They give u two weeks
44:01 <MiaOneness> Plus if police check doesn't come clear
44:09 <MiaOneness> I might lose the job
44:15 <b1rd> lol
44:20 <MiaOneness> I'm worried..a bit
44:24 <Kelevra> why do you need a police check? what job is it?
44:28 <b1rd> what job u need pigcheck for
44:31 <MiaOneness> They give u two weeks
45:00 <smeagol> business proposition
45:00 <MiaOneness> RMIT office stuff
45:00 <b1rd> waitress job no need pigcheck
45:00 <MiaOneness> And wwc
45:00 <b1rd> thats tight
45:37 <MiaOneness> RMIT office stuff
45:39 <b1rd> waitress job no need pigcheck
45:44 <MiaOneness> And wwc
45:59 <b1rd> thats tight
46:00 <b1rd> hate office jobs
46:00 <Kelevra> I doubt I'd clear a police check
46:00 <b1rd> them workers up emselves
46:00 <Tim-Sim1> I did
46:00 <MiaOneness> Lol Kel.. my mum arrested me once
46:00 <Tim-Sim1> I passed my police check
46:00 <b1rd> get factory job 
46:00 <b1rd> yer coz ur a pussy lil bitch
46:00 <MiaOneness> It's probably going to show
46:00 <Tim-Sim1> lol
46:10 <b1rd> hate office jobs
46:16 <Kelevra> I doubt I'd clear a police check
46:25 <b1rd> them workers up emselves
46:26 <Tim-Sim1> I did
46:34 <MiaOneness> Lol Kel.. my mum arrested me once
46:35 <Tim-Sim1> I passed my police check
46:36 <b1rd> get factory job
46:50 <b1rd> yer coz ur a pussy lil bitch
46:52 <MiaOneness> It's probably going to show
46:57 <Tim-Sim1> lol
47:00 <MiaOneness> Westall
47:00 <dave> i work in office 
47:00 <dave> im at work now
47:00 <Kelevra> if you didn't get convicted it might not matter
47:00 <b1rd> yer fag
47:00 <b1rd> office workers r homos
47:00 <MiaOneness> I don't know if I was convicted but got good behaviour bond
47:00 <Kelevra> then again i was going to adopt my cousins two kids so DHS did a backround check on me and all sorts of shit came up from over 10 years ago
47:00 <dave> nah i got a career son
47:00 <Kelevra> access denied
47:10 <MiaOneness> Westall
47:14 <dave> i work in office
47:22 <dave> im at work now
47:23 <Kelevra> if you didn't get convicted it might not matter
47:24 <b1rd> yer fag
47:37 <b1rd> office workers r homos
47:38 <MiaOneness> I don't know if I was convicted but got good behaviour bond
47:57 <Kelevra> then again i was going to adopt my cousins two kids so DHS did a backround check on me and all sorts of shit came up from over 10 years ago
47:58 <dave> nah i got a career son
47:59 <Kelevra> access denied
48:00 <Kelvera> Joel fuck up
48:00 <dave> so eat a dick
48:00 <b1rd> work in factory girl stop bein a pussy
48:00 <b1rd> glorified button pusher
48:00 <MiaOneness> Oh
48:00 <b1rd> isnt a career slut
48:00 <dave> try and do what i do cunt
48:00 <b1rd> slut(dave)
48:00 <dave> thats right
48:00 <dave> u cant
48:00 <b1rd> i do easy
48:00 <b1rd> can
48:00 <dave> fuck off maggot
48:00 <b1rd> im elite
48:00 <Tim-Sim1> what do you do, dave?
48:00 <b1rd> im an engineer
48:05 <dave> so eat a dick
48:08 <b1rd> work in factory girl stop bein a pussy
48:22 <b1rd> glorified button pusher
48:27 <MiaOneness> Oh
48:31 <b1rd> isnt a career slut
48:36 <dave> try and do what i do cunt
48:38 <b1rd> slut(dave)
48:41 <dave> thats right
48:43 <dave> u cant
48:44 <b1rd> i do easy
48:47 <b1rd> can
48:49 <dave> fuck off maggot
48:51 <b1rd> im elite
48:55 <Tim-Sim1> what do you do, dave?
48:59 <b1rd> im an engineer
49:00 <dave> seo cunt
49:00 <dave> yeah eat a dick
49:00 <MiaOneness> Springvale
49:00 <Tnnah> hookin up my 4k smart tv up to my 2.1 sub and speakers
49:00 <Tim-Sim1> what is a seo?
49:00 <b1rd> thats marketing
49:00 <dave> google it
49:00 <dave> faggot
49:00 <Tnnah> search engine optimizer
49:00 <b1rd> its a bs job
49:00 <Tim-Sim1> oh
49:00 <b1rd> no
49:00 <dave> he he
49:00 <MiaOneness> I got 35 bucks today..was gonna get a rump
49:00 <b1rd> he makes link bait
49:00 <dave> i'll give u a rump
49:00 <b1rd> spammer
49:00 <MiaOneness> But bought smokes lol..2 packets
49:00 <Tim-Sim1> $35 could by a months worth of oats
49:02 <dave> seo cunt
49:07 <dave> yeah eat a dick
49:07 <MiaOneness> Springvale
49:15 <Tnnah> hookin up my 4k smart tv up to my 2.1 sub and speakers
49:16 <Tim-Sim1> what is a seo?
49:18 <b1rd> thats marketing
49:22 <dave> google it
49:24 <dave> faggot
49:24 <Tnnah> search engine optimizer
49:28 <b1rd> its a bs job
49:30 <Tim-Sim1> oh
49:33 <b1rd> no
49:39 <dave> he he
49:39 <MiaOneness> I got 35 bucks today..was gonna get a rump
49:46 <b1rd> he makes link bait
49:50 <dave> i'll give u a rump
49:51 <b1rd> spammer
49:54 <MiaOneness> But bought smokes lol..2 packets
49:59 <Tim-Sim1> $35 could by a months worth of oats
50:00 <MiaOneness> Lol dayum
50:00 <b1rd> dave is a spammer by trade
50:00 <Tim-Sim1> omggggggggggggggg
50:00 <MiaOneness> I was stressed
50:00 <Tim-Sim1> fuck the smokes!
50:00 <Tim-Sim1> waste of money!
50:00 <MiaOneness> Yea but I love it with coffee
50:00 <dave> i'll give u a nice t-bone MiaOneness
50:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah but a vape turns out to be about $5 a pack
50:00 <MiaOneness> Lol dave
50:13 <MiaOneness> Lol dayum
50:15 <b1rd> dave is a spammer by trade
50:17 <Tim-Sim1> omggggggggggggggg
50:22 <Tim-Sim1> fuck the smokes!
50:22 <MiaOneness> I was stressed
50:25 <Tim-Sim1> waste of money!
50:41 <MiaOneness> Yea but I love it with coffee
50:50 <dave> i'll give u a nice t-bone MiaOneness
50:55 <Tim-Sim1> yeah but a vape turns out to be about $5 a pack
50:59 <MiaOneness> Lol dave
51:00 <b1rd> lol
51:00 <MiaOneness> I hate vape
51:00 <Tnnah> mia ill shout u a rump even tho its not kosher
51:00 <Tim-Sim1> once you get past the initial $130 initial purchase of the equipment
51:00 <MiaOneness> Lol oko
51:00 <dave> think she rather the t-bone
51:00 <MiaOneness> Sandown park
51:00 <Kelevra> I'm having scotch fillet for dinner
51:00 <MiaOneness> Yummm
51:01 <b1rd> lol
51:11 <MiaOneness> I hate vape
51:11 <Tnnah> mia ill shout u a rump even tho its not kosher
51:23 <Tim-Sim1> once you get past the initial $130 initial purchase of the equipment
51:26 <MiaOneness> Lol oko
51:29 <dave> think she rather the t-bone
51:40 <MiaOneness> Sandown park
51:47 <Kelevra> I'm having scotch fillet for dinner
51:54 <MiaOneness> Yummm
52:00 <dave> yummmmmmy
52:00 <Kelevra> yeah, i'm very keen
52:00 <b1rd> im haves cauliflower
52:00 <MiaOneness> I might go buy something from woolies or get a pizza
52:00 <b1rd> much healthier
52:00 <MiaOneness> I feel like blueberries
52:00 <Tim-Sim1> I'll probably have a curried egg sandwich for tea
52:00 <Kelevra> last night i made mash and curried snags and the kids squished it in their hands, it was a fkn mess
52:00 <Kelevra> never making it again
52:00 <dave> might inject stright meth to the neck
52:00 <b1rd> lol neck
52:01 <dave> yummmmmmy
52:07 <Kelevra> yeah, i'm very keen
52:14 <b1rd> im haves cauliflower
52:16 <MiaOneness> I might go buy something from woolies or get a pizza
52:19 <b1rd> much healthier
52:39 <MiaOneness> I feel like blueberries
52:39 <Tim-Sim1> I'll probably have a curried egg sandwich for tea
52:42 <Kelevra> last night i made mash and curried snags and the kids squished it in their hands, it was a fkn mess
52:45 <Kelevra> never making it again
52:46 <dave> might inject stright meth to the neck
52:59 <b1rd> lol neck
53:00 <MiaOneness> Loll at least they ate
53:00 <dave> see if can clear the airways
53:00 <b1rd> y no more veins in arm?
53:00 <Kelevra> yeah they're good eaters
53:00 <b1rd> lol
53:00 <MiaOneness> Are they big?
53:00 <Tim-Sim1> curried sausages are nice
53:00 <dave> real big
53:00 <Kelevra> yeah they're big girls
53:00 <Tnnah> mia ill sort u out that steak with blueberries if u get tits out for the boyz on kag tonight
53:00 <Tnnah> joke
53:00 <Kelevra> their fathers are 6'5 and 6'4
53:00 <Tim-Sim1> did they have onion in them, Kelevra?
53:00 <Kelevra> so they'll over tower me someday
53:00 <MiaOneness> Ouuu..cute?
53:00 <Kelevra> yeah onion
53:04 <MiaOneness> Loll at least they ate
53:07 <dave> see if can clear the airways
53:09 <b1rd> y no more veins in arm?
53:15 <Kelevra> yeah they're good eaters
53:18 <b1rd> lol
53:26 <MiaOneness> Are they big?
53:33 <Tim-Sim1> curried sausages are nice
53:33 <dave> real big
53:36 <Kelevra> yeah they're big girls
53:40 <Tnnah> mia ill sort u out that steak with blueberries if u get tits out for the boyz on kag tonight
53:43 <Tnnah> joke
53:44 <Kelevra> their fathers are 6'5 and 6'4
53:51 <Tim-Sim1> did they have onion in them, Kelevra?
53:51 <Kelevra> so they'll over tower me someday
53:55 <MiaOneness> Ouuu..cute?
53:56 <b1rd> lol
53:57 <Kelevra> yeah onion
54:00 <MiaOneness> I like tall men
54:00 <b1rd> kelevra breeding irc babies
54:00 <b1rd> lol
54:00 <Kelevra> I had a fear of one of them, I had a dream he fell off a roof and landed on me
54:00 <Kelevra> fkn nightmare
54:00 <MiaOneness> Lol
54:00 <Kelevra> I think I'd die if it ever happened
54:00 <dave> fell and landed in ya tuppy
54:12 <MiaOneness> I like tall men
54:18 <b1rd> kelevra breeding irc babies
54:24 <b1rd> lol
54:30 <Kelevra> I had a fear of one of them, I had a dream he fell off a roof and landed on me
54:34 <Kelevra> fkn nightmare
54:44 <MiaOneness> Lol
54:52 <Kelevra> I think I'd die if it ever happened
54:57 <dave> fell and landed in ya tuppy
55:00 <Tim-Sim1> hi psidawg 
55:00 <MiaOneness> What have good stories Kelevra 
55:00 <Kelevra> the 6'5 one had the tiniest penis ever
55:00 <b1rd> im 6 5 can i breed ya nekk kid hun
55:00 <MiaOneness> I meant
55:00 <Kelevra> he even used to joke about it
55:00 <b1rd> lllololo
55:00 <MiaOneness> You have good stories
55:00 <Kelevra> well it wasn't even a joke cause it was true and embarressing
55:00 <Tnnah> im 6"9 girl
55:00 <MiaOneness> Lol
55:00 <b1rd> lol
55:00 <dave> my brothers 6'10
55:00 <dave> other brother is 6'6
55:00 <Tnnah> bullshit son
55:00 <b1rd> irc babies inc
55:00 <dave> im 6;0
55:00 <dave> 6'0
55:00 <Tim-Sim1> 6'10"???????????/
55:00 <Kelevra> he said when we had mates over for dinner 'hey i got this new phone, check it out, it's like 3 times the size of my dick'
55:00 <Tnnah> i tower over you all 
55:00 <MiaOneness> I'm 170cm
55:00 <Kelevra> I was like wtfff
55:00 <Tim-Sim1> that's a giant!
55:04 <MiaOneness> What have good stories Kelevra
55:04 <Kelevra> the 6'5 one had the tiniest penis ever
55:07 <b1rd> im 6 5 can i breed ya nekk kid hun
55:10 <Kelevra> he even used to joke about it
55:10 <MiaOneness> I meant
55:11 <b1rd> lllololo
55:19 <MiaOneness> You have good stories
55:20 <Kelevra> well it wasn't even a joke cause it was true and embarressing
55:27 <Tnnah> im 6"9 girl
55:30 <MiaOneness> Lol
55:31 <b1rd> lol
55:41 <dave> my brothers 6'10
55:45 <dave> other brother is 6'6
55:46 <Tnnah> bullshit son
55:49 <dave> im 6;0
55:49 <b1rd> irc babies inc
55:53 <dave> 6'0
55:54 <Tim-Sim1> 6'10"???????????/
55:55 <Kelevra> he said when we had mates over for dinner 'hey i got this new phone, check it out, it's like 3 times the size of my dick'
55:57 <Tnnah> i tower over you all
55:59 <MiaOneness> I'm 170cm
55:59 <Kelevra> I was like wtfff
55:59 <Tim-Sim1> that's a giant!
56:00 <b1rd> lol and 300 kg
56:00 <Kelvera> Afternoon guys
56:00 <Tim-Sim1> hi Kelvera
56:00 <b1rd> lol and 300 kg
56:00 <Tnnah> i am the dominant apex predator here
56:00 <dave> yeah my brother used to play bball
56:00 <b1rd> lol kid
56:00 <MiaOneness> Loll
56:00 <b1rd> proof
56:00 <dave> played for WA / AIS
56:00 <dave> when younger
56:00 <b1rd> bball is for the gays
56:00 <dave> gave all away and is father of 4
56:00 <b1rd> bball for the gay
56:04 <Tnnah> i am the dominant apex predator here
56:13 <dave> yeah my brother used to play bball
56:15 <b1rd> lol kid
56:17 <MiaOneness> Loll
56:18 <b1rd> proof
56:23 <dave> played for WA / AIS
56:27 <dave> when younger
56:32 <b1rd> bball is for the gays
56:36 <dave> gave all away and is father of 4
56:50 <b1rd> bball for the gay
57:00 <dave> basketball is a great sport
57:00 <b1rd> real men kill for a livin
57:00 <Kelevra> drinking beer is a great sport
57:00 <b1rd> nup
57:00 <MiaOneness> Lol bird
57:00 <b1rd> for the gays
57:00 <Tim-Sim1> I quit drinking...
57:00 <dave> yeah i dont drink
57:00 <Tim-Sim1> I am such a pussy these days...
57:00 <MiaOneness> I feel like a jd
57:00 <Tim-Sim1> used to be an animal
57:00 <dave> like my stims too much
57:00 <dave> :/
57:03 <dave> basketball is a great sport
57:11 <b1rd> real men kill for a livin
57:15 <Kelevra> drinking beer is a great sport
57:17 <b1rd> nup
57:20 <MiaOneness> Lol bird
57:21 <b1rd> for the gays
57:30 <Tim-Sim1> I quit drinking...
57:38 <dave> yeah i dont drink
57:39 <Tim-Sim1> I am such a pussy these days...
57:41 Quit: b1rd ([email protected]) Z-Lined
57:46 <MiaOneness> I feel like a jd
57:48 <Tim-Sim1> used to be an animal
57:54 <dave> like my stims too much
57:56 <dave> :/
58:00 <Tim-Sim1> now I am just a worn out flog
58:00 <Tim-Sim1> now I am just a worn out flog
58:00 <Tim-Sim1> 38...
58:00 <Kelevra> just take up smoking weed
58:00 <MiaOneness> What's my police check taking so long 
58:00 <Tim-Sim1> I shouldn't have lived this long
58:00 <dave> if i smoke weed that does help me control my stiumlant use
58:00 <dave> but u know
58:00 <Kelevra> your penis is ugly
58:00 <dave> gave weed away along time ago
58:12 <Tim-Sim1> 38...
58:17 <Kelevra> just take up smoking weed
58:24 <Tim-Sim1> I shouldn't have lived this long
58:24 <MiaOneness> What's my police check taking so long
58:37 <dave> if i smoke weed that does help me control my stiumlant use
58:40 <dave> but u know
58:52 <Kelevra> your penis is ugly
58:54 <dave> gave weed away along time ago
59:00 <dave> thanks
59:00 <MiaOneness> Lol
59:00 <Tim-Sim1> thinking of buying a motorized scooter
59:00 <Kelevra> tozza has one
59:00 <Tim-Sim1> oh gawd
59:06 <dave> thanks
59:08 <MiaOneness> Lol
59:30 <Tim-Sim1> thinking of buying a motorized scooter
59:50 <Kelevra> tozza has one
59:57 <Tim-Sim1> oh gawd
00:00 <Tim-Sim1> he's a big kid
00:00 <Kelevra> yeah
00:00 <MiaOneness> Dandenonf
00:00 <Kelevra> his nickname in our social circle used to be fat tom
00:00 <MiaOneness> Aww
00:00 <Kelevra> then he got skinny and now he's back to big
00:00 <Kelevra> but he'll always be fat tom
00:00 <Kelevra> we all loved him it was just his nickname
00:05 <Tim-Sim1> he's a big kid
00:15 <Kelevra> yeah
00:20 <MiaOneness> Dandenonf
00:30 <Kelevra> his nickname in our social circle used to be fat tom
00:42 <MiaOneness> Aww
00:42 <Kelevra> then he got skinny and now he's back to big
00:49 <Kelevra> but he'll always be fat tom
00:56 <Kelevra> we all loved him it was just his nickname
01:00 <Kelevra> I don't even know why we called him fat tom cause there wasn't another tom in our group
01:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah, I have a mate named Chunk
01:00 <MiaOneness> What's yr nick
01:00 <Tnnah> going to the electronics store to buy a surveillance camera set
01:00 <Kelevra> everyone called me momo
01:00 <MiaOneness> Y
01:00 <Tnnah> i dont trust certain areas of my million dollar house
01:00 <Tim-Sim1> my nickname is short hand of my surname
01:00 <Tnnah> could get robbed
01:00 <Kelevra> cause my brothers nickname was thomo
01:18 <Kelevra> I don't even know why we called him fat tom cause there wasn't another tom in our group
01:18 <Tim-Sim1> yeah, I have a mate named Chunk
01:24 <MiaOneness> What's yr nick
01:33 <Tnnah> going to the electronics store to buy a surveillance camera set
01:35 <Kelevra> everyone called me momo
01:43 <MiaOneness> Y
01:44 <Tnnah> i dont trust certain areas of my million dollar house
01:48 <Tim-Sim1> my nickname is short hand of my surname
01:49 <Tnnah> could get robbed
01:56 <Kelevra> cause my brothers nickname was thomo
02:00 <Kelevra> so momo is what i got called
02:00 <Kelevra> its apparently the girl version of thomo
02:00 <MiaOneness> Lolll cute
02:00 <MiaOneness> Almost home x
02:00 <MiaOneness> Thanks for the company
02:00 <Kelevra> I get why they called my brother thomo cause there was 3 shanes in our group but I was the only mel
02:00 <Kelevra> just weird shit
02:00 <Tnnah> <3
02:04 <Kelevra> so momo is what i got called
02:12 <Kelevra> its apparently the girl version of thomo
02:13 <MiaOneness> Lolll cute
02:31 <MiaOneness> Almost home x
02:41 <MiaOneness> Thanks for the company
02:51 <Kelevra> I get why they called my brother thomo cause there was 3 shanes in our group but I was the only mel
02:57 <Kelevra> just weird shit
02:59 <Tnnah> <3
03:00 <psidawg> yo
03:00 <psidawg> watscrackng
03:00 <psidawg> malacas
04:00 <R> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ psidawg
04:00 <dave> TIME FOR A HAMBURGER
04:00 <MiaOneness> Man I'm stressing about polic check
04:00 <MiaOneness> Ouff
04:00 <Kelevra> get a jd in you
04:00 <Kelevra> then you won't care too much
04:00 <MiaOneness> Lol aye
04:00 <MiaOneness> I need a car..this job offers that
04:02 <dave> TIME FOR A HAMBURGER
04:07 <MiaOneness> Man I'm stressing about polic check
04:11 <MiaOneness> Ouff
04:28 <Kelevra> get a jd in you
04:32 <Kelevra> then you won't care too much
04:37 <MiaOneness> Lol aye
04:52 <MiaOneness> I need a car..this job offers that
05:00 <Tnnah> metallica - dream no more (2016)
05:00 <Tnnah> kid'd millenial'd's
05:00 <Tnnah> ez
05:00 <Tim-Sim1> 94.2kg... 
05:00 <Tnnah> ease kid''d's
05:00 <Tnnah> quick bowl
05:00 <Tim-Sim1> weight is going down slowly... only been to gym once in past 2 weeks
05:13 <Tnnah> metallica - dream no more (2016)
05:17 <Tnnah> kid'd millenial'd's
05:19 <Tnnah> ez
05:20 <Tim-Sim1> 94.2kg...
05:22 <Tnnah> ease kid''d's
05:39 <Tnnah> quick bowl
05:43 <Tim-Sim1> weight is going down slowly... only been to gym once in past 2 weeks
06:00 <Kelevra> lazy
06:00 <Tim-Sim1> yes
06:00 <Tim-Sim1> lazy, flogged out...
06:00 <MiaOneness> I could never go gym
06:00 <Tim-Sim1> but the weather is changing so I am getting more optimistic
06:00 <MiaOneness> Thank god I'm small
06:11 <Kelevra> lazy
06:18 <Tim-Sim1> yes
06:28 <Tim-Sim1> lazy, flogged out...
06:34 <MiaOneness> I could never go gym
06:46 <Tim-Sim1> but the weather is changing so I am getting more optimistic
06:50 <MiaOneness> Thank god I'm small
07:00 <R> Welcome HlIlIlI
07:00 <Kelevra> yeah the gym would be fucked
07:00 <Tim-Sim1> gym is good
07:00 <MiaOneness> Who could be botheted
07:00 <Kelevra> not me, I get exhausted just watching the biggest loser on tv
07:00 <MiaOneness> Loll
07:04 <Kelevra> yeah the gym would be fucked
07:18 <Tim-Sim1> gym is good
07:22 <MiaOneness> Who could be botheted
07:40 <Kelevra> not me, I get exhausted just watching the biggest loser on tv
07:49 <MiaOneness> Loll
08:00 <HlIlIlI> :)
08:00 <MiaOneness> I beeyer go..I'll sign on from home..x
08:00 <Tnnah> kel's got a huuuuuuuuugeeee vagggggg
08:21 <MiaOneness> I beeyer go..I'll sign on from home..x
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08:56 <Tnnah> kel's got a huuuuuuuuugeeee vagggggg
11:00 <HlIlIlI> hi lumeys girl <3
11:00 <Lumeah> Ya all fulla shit. :p
11:00 <Lumeah> Hii
11:00 <HlIlIlI> whats for lunch girl? 3 family size pizzas, 2 garlic breads, 2x 2L cokes, whole sara lea chocolate cake
11:00 <Kelevra> yeah
11:00 <Kelevra> you wouldn't even be able to touch the sides
11:43 <Kelevra> yeah
11:53 <Kelevra> you wouldn't even be able to touch the sides
12:00 <R> LOLOLOLOLLLOL
12:00 <R> Lumeah speak up
12:00 <R> We are all waiting to hear from you
12:00 <Tnnah> lol fuking ur vag is like fuking a garbage bag
12:00 <Tim-Sim1> I need a shower
12:00 <Tnnah> im only into girls whove had 0-2 cocques
12:15 <Tnnah> lol fuking ur vag is like fuking a garbage bag
12:35 <Tim-Sim1> I need a shower
12:40 <Tnnah> im only into girls whove had 0-2 cocques
14:00 <Tim-Sim1> I have about 5kg of fat on my mid section
14:00 <Tnnah> U.S. Stocks End Flat as Hurricane Harvey Hits Energy Sector
14:00 <Tim-Sim1> really selling myself today
14:13 <Tim-Sim1> I have about 5kg of fat on my mid section
14:18 <Tnnah> U.S. Stocks End Flat as Hurricane Harvey Hits Energy Sector
14:28 <Tim-Sim1> really selling myself today
15:00 <HlIlIlI> lumeys SPEAK UP girl
15:00 <R> LOLOLOLOOLOL
15:00 <Kelevra> how many garbage bags have you fucked Tnnah?
15:00 <Tnnah> \fuk yea
15:00 <Kelevra> life must be lonesome for you
15:00 <Tnnah> the smart tv plays the next song automatically
15:00 <Tnnah> from my usb drive
15:02 Quit: tom ([email protected]) EOF from client
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15:19 <Kelevra> how many garbage bags have you fucked Tnnah?
15:25 <Tnnah> \fuk yea
15:29 <Kelevra> life must be lonesome for you
15:37 <Tnnah> the smart tv plays the next song automatically
15:40 <Tnnah> from my usb drive
16:00 <Tnnah> kel like i said i dont fuk girls with huge vag's
16:00 <Tnnah> i dont like the idea of tens or hundreds of coques in a vag
16:00 <Tnnah> or thousands even like u
16:00 <Tnnah> and mia girl
16:14 <Tnnah> kel like i said i dont fuk girls with huge vag's
16:29 <Tnnah> i dont like the idea of tens or hundreds of coques in a vag
16:33 <Tnnah> or thousands even like u
16:36 <Tnnah> and mia girl
17:00 <R> Lumeah where is b1rd?
17:00 <R> Are you two fighting again yet?
17:00 <dave> Kelevra needs a good mulch bagging
17:00 <Kelevra> I haven't fucked a thousand
17:00 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
17:17 <dave> Kelevra needs a good mulch bagging
17:53 <Kelevra> I haven't fucked a thousand
17:53 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
18:00 <Tnnah> u prob still have residue of cum in ur vag
18:00 <Tnnah> from ur last fuck
18:00 <Kelevra> nah haven't been laid in a while actually
18:25 <Tnnah> u prob still have residue of cum in ur vag
18:28 <Tnnah> from ur last fuck
18:47 <Kelevra> nah haven't been laid in a while actually
19:00 <Tnnah> whos to say ur vag still doesnt have cum in it
19:00 <Tnnah> ewwwww
19:12 <Tnnah> whos to say ur vag still doesnt have cum in it
19:15 <Tnnah> ewwwww
20:00 <Lumeah> Boys... And i mean boys... Shut the fuck up... Ta
20:00 <Kelevra> I'm to say it doesn't
20:00 <Kelevra> cause the last time anyone came in me i got pregnant
20:00 <Tnnah> why do u stick ur finger deep in ur vag to clean it
20:00 <Kelevra> so the pull out technique works better
20:03 <Kelevra> I'm to say it doesn't
20:18 <Kelevra> cause the last time anyone came in me i got pregnant
20:25 <Tnnah> why do u stick ur finger deep in ur vag to clean it
20:34 <Kelevra> so the pull out technique works better
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20:52 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Kelvera
21:00 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
21:00 <R> Lumeah you better hope that you two dont start fighting again
21:00 <R> Because b1rd spilled all your deets
21:00 <R> Just awaiting his word to proceed with the doxxing
21:00 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
21:00 <Kelvera> http://imgur.com/a/qumih
21:47 <Kelvera> http://imgur.com/a/qumih
22:09 Mode: (by Kelvera) +b *!mibbit@*
22:09 Kick: Kelvera was kicked by Kelvera (Kelvera)
23:40 <Glenn> ?
24:00 <Kelevra> what was that?
24:00 <dave> pretty girl
24:04 <Kelevra> what was that?
24:20 <Glenn> A bit kinky I'd say.
24:54 <dave> pretty girl
25:35 <Glenn> The bird's kinda cute too! :)
26:00 <smeagol> time to write verse 3 ^^
26:00 <Kelvera> Please don't
26:00 <Kelevra> yeah Oscar is cute
26:42 <Kelevra> yeah Oscar is cute
27:00 <Kelevra> that was taken when I was looking after Oscar the electus parrot and Horace the turtle
27:18 * shadsam slaps steven around a bit with a large trout
27:19 <Kelevra> that was taken when I was looking after Oscar the electus parrot and Horace the turtle
27:19 * shadsam slaps steven around a bit with a large trout
28:00 <Lumeah> You won't get... 
28:00 <Lumeah> Lol
28:00 <Lumeah> Cbf
30:00 <Kelvera> b1rd is a shit cunt
30:00 <Tim-Sim1> nice parrot
30:00 <Tim-Sim1> I'm off to work
30:00 <Tim-Sim1> for more bullshit and shenanigans...
30:02 <Tim-Sim1> nice parrot
30:10 <Tim-Sim1> I'm off to work
30:21 <Tim-Sim1> for more bullshit and shenanigans...
30:29 Quit: Tim-Sim1 ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
32:00 <dave> very nice parrot
32:00 <dave> wouldnt mind sinking my teeth into it
32:12 <dave> very nice parrot
32:35 <dave> wouldnt mind sinking my teeth into it
33:00 <Kelevra> I'd love to see you try
33:00 <Kelevra> that fucker can bite
33:22 <Kelevra> I'd love to see you try
33:22 <Glenn> Tnnah has issues ----> [13:32] <Glenn> [13:22] * Kelvera sets mode: +b *!mibbit@* is definitely NOT Kelevra ya mental midget! It was one of your dipshit mates, so suck it up for a while! :)
33:26 <Kelevra> that fucker can bite
37:06 Kick: Tnnah was kicked by ChanOP ([Glenn] That was one peep too many. Good night!)
38:43 Mode: (by R) -b *!mibbit@*
38:49 <Glenn> :)
39:00 <smeagol> Verse 3
39:00 <smeagol> Let me take the trash out, I bet you slash wrists over death's incredible grip, Lets clash with federal bitches takin collateral damage, Holy mackeral this flackjacket holy
39:00 <smeagol> from multiple clips unleashed, You're finished with ripped horrible facial recognition, I've run the division since circumcision, Poppin rum bottles like jack sparrow,
39:00 <smeagol> My hazey vision blacks out fellows, Better stay listenin', this raps attackin in paragraph form, Get a paramedic on hand, My vertical slash takin' both hands, You pathetic
39:00 <smeagol> rats are slow man, I'm ice cold a fucken snow-man, Rollin the dice with a dissecting glance, Just told ya's you spastic pants, Smoke a boulder and get frantic man, This
39:00 <smeagol> satatnic gift on shoulders since time, Can I convice you with my cold ill rhymes, All written in bold with killer style, The King-Cobra goin out in style, Shwing, Ill take
39:00 <smeagol> your head its mine.
39:00 <dave> R
39:00 <dave> he's the catalyst behind everything
39:00 <R> LOL
39:00 <dave> R & DuckDodgers
39:00 <R> Theres always the sin bin
39:00 <R> LOOOOOLLLL
39:05 <dave> R
39:08 <Glenn> ...so long as he behaves and washes his mouth out too.
39:14 <dave> he's the catalyst behind everything
39:15 <R> LOL
39:34 <dave> R & DuckDodgers
39:35 <R> Theres always the sin bin
39:39 <R> LOOOOOLLLL
43:00 <smeagol> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4UUGUxF5fw
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hilltop Hoods - Drinking From The Sun Restrung (Official Lyric Video) (Feb 5, 2016) Length: 3:16 - Category: Music - 292,567 views views - likes (98.6%), 38 dislikes (1.4%)
46:00 <Kelevra> both my kids shit 2 the same time, I hope this changes
46:00 <Kelevra> or i'll have to move and get a house with two toilets
46:10 <Kelevra> both my kids shit 2 the same time, I hope this changes
46:21 <Kelevra> or i'll have to move and get a house with two toilets
48:00 <smeagol> chickies worship this freak, as I surf down the street, ya girl purrs when I speak
48:00 <dave> ensuite
48:15 <dave> ensuite
50:00 <smeagol> where is Angelina Jolie this afternoon?¿
50:00 <smeagol> :>
50:00 <smeagol> :>?
50:00 <smeagol> ¿<:
51:00 <smeagol> renegades when we step on centre stage,thats my sweat upon the letters i've blead on the pen and page
52:00 <smeagol> when they dare me to write, be prepared to take the mic to a buriel site
55:00 <R> LOLOLLLOLOL
56:00 <smeagol> me m8 boe turned up and asked me if i wanted to borrow 50 bux
56:00 <smeagol> i like ye tnx m8 mad kent imhoe
56:00 <R> Your friend went to your house randomly and asked if you wanted to borrow 50 dollars?
56:00 <smeagol> he came here to score a point of gear
56:14 Join: Tnnah ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
57:00 <R> LOOOOOLLLLLLL
57:00 <smeagol> and said he cant lend me 50 till tomorrow
57:00 <smeagol> so i got one aswell
57:00 <smeagol> lolo
57:00 <smeagol> can
57:00 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
57:00 <R> have you had it yet?
57:00 <smeagol> its in pipe
57:00 <smeagol> melted down
57:00 <smeagol> chillin^^
57:00 <R> LOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
57:00 <smeagol> lolz
57:00 <smeagol> maddy wobz
57:00 <R> Do people come to your house so you can score for them?
57:00 <smeagol> he does
57:00 <R> ahh
57:00 <smeagol> cus he knows i get the best
58:00 <smeagol> i told him to only go thru me cus i get the illest shit in briz
58:00 <R> LOOOOLLLLLL
58:00 <R> Do you ever tax?
58:00 <smeagol> im connected up the yin-yang
58:00 <smeagol> nah dont need to
58:00 <smeagol> if i getting on for someone else, my guy gives me some for makin the sale
59:00 <R> LOLOLOLLOLOLOL
59:00 <smeagol> =}
59:00 <smeagol> record my first song tomorrow mornin^^
59:00 <smeagol> might do a verse 4 after 3 is finished
59:00 <smeagol> want atleast 4:30 - 5:30 song
59:00 <smeagol> imhoe
00:00 <smeagol> got to find a cool beat
00:00 <smeagol> and memerize it so I can bust lovely
00:00 <smeagol> =}
00:00 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL
01:00 <dave> maggot
01:14 <dave> maggot
02:00 <smeagol> gota go run and errend
02:00 <smeagol> seeta
03:00 <b1rd> heyas
03:23 Quit: dave ([email protected]) Quit:
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04:00 <b1rd> :)
05:00 <heyyguys> sup
06:00 <AndChat-26845> hiyas
06:00 <R> LOLOLOLOLOOLOL
06:00 <AndChat-26845> LOLOLOLOLOL
06:00 <AndChat-26845> hun
06:00 <R> Welcome b1rd
07:00 <b1rd> ty ty
07:00 <b1rd> hows things here
07:00 <R> Things are good here ta
07:00 <b1rd> noice
07:00 <R> How are things with lumeah?
07:00 <b1rd> goin swimmingly well
07:00 <b1rd> ty
08:00 <b1rd> found a candidate to palm da wifey off to
08:00 <R> LOOOLLLLL
08:00 <R> You serious?
09:00 <R> You sure you want to do that?
09:00 <b1rd> he doesnt seem keen so far but who knows
09:00 <b1rd> lol yes
09:00 <b1rd> yess
09:00 <R> be careful
09:00 <b1rd> indeed
09:00 <b1rd> he seems orrite hes a good nazi type
10:00 <R> LOOLLLL
10:00 <b1rd> white etc etc
10:00 <b1rd> lol
10:00 <R> What has she met him at gym or something?
10:00 <b1rd> nq
10:00 <R> Or she on a dating site looking?
10:00 <b1rd> na i been pedoin him on kageshi
10:00 <R> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
10:00 <b1rd> so ill set em down together bit later
11:00 <b1rd> see if they click
11:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOLOL
11:00 <R> LOOOOLLLLL
11:00 <R> Lets hope then
11:00 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
11:00 <R> l
11:00 <b1rd> yessss
12:00 <b1rd> is kelevra present
12:00 <b1rd> was hoping to have a few words
12:00 <R> LOOOLLL
12:00 <R> indeed she is
12:00 <b1rd> LOL
12:00 <R> in a foul mood as per usual
12:00 <b1rd> ahh
12:00 <R> on her period 27/7
13:00 <b1rd> hasnt she learnt to wipe backwards not forwards yet
13:00 <R> She was judging everyone before
13:00 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
13:00 <b1rd> ahhhh
13:00 <b1rd> speak up kelevra
13:00 <b1rd> hiya
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13:29 <b1rd> hiya
15:00 <Kelvera> What do you retards want?
15:00 <Kelvera> Go and get a life the both of you
15:00 <R> see what I mean ^
15:00 <b1rd> u ok hun
15:00 <R> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
15:00 <b1rd> uhuhhh
15:00 <b1rd> i see
16:00 <R> What has put you in this stinker of a mood Kelvera?
16:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
16:00 <Kelvera> life
16:00 <Kelvera> bbl
16:00 <b1rd> awww hun
16:00 <R> LOOOLLLLLL @ Kelvera
16:00 <b1rd> itll be ok
16:00 <b1rd> juss remember to wipe back not forward
17:00 <b1rd> or youll get a smelly vadge hun
17:00 <R> LOOOOOLLLLLL
17:00 <R> She'll let it all bank up in her ass crack now
17:00 <R> LOLOLOL
18:00 <b1rd> lololololololololol
18:00 <b1rd> poor luvvy
22:00 <Kelvera> :/
22:00 <Kelvera> Get a life losers
22:00 <Kelvera> Michael will be here soon, best go clean up
22:00 <Kelvera> bbl
22:00 <MiaOneness> At the train again
22:00 <Kelevra> where to now?
22:00 <MiaOneness> 2:22
22:18 Join: MiaOneness ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:18 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o MiaOneness
22:43 <MiaOneness> At the train again
22:54 <Kelevra> where to now?
22:55 <MiaOneness> 2:22
23:00 <b1rd> aww
23:00 <b1rd> lol micheals back
23:00 <MiaOneness> Dandy hospital..have psychiatrist appointment or assesment
23:00 <MiaOneness> Bloody ell
23:00 <MiaOneness> Haven't seen a psychiatrist in Melbourne yet
23:24 <MiaOneness> Dandy hospital..have psychiatrist appointment or assesment
23:32 <MiaOneness> Bloody ell
23:57 <MiaOneness> Haven't seen a psychiatrist in Melbourne yet
24:00 <b1rd> means she couldnt find a replacement in time for her next breeding cycle LOLOLOLOLOLOL
24:00 <R> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
24:00 <MiaOneness> Professor Brendon Murphy can't see new patients :(
24:00 <MiaOneness> Seeing some other guy now
24:40 <MiaOneness> Professor Brendon Murphy can't see new patients :(
24:47 <MiaOneness> Seeing some other guy now
25:00 <R> He isnt from austnet which bothered her at first
25:00 <R> But she has learned to accept this flaw
25:00 <R> LOLOLOL
25:00 <MiaOneness> Have 100 things to do this week
25:00 <MiaOneness> Me bloody venting..sorry
25:00 <MiaOneness> At least it's not raining
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25:25 <MiaOneness> Have 100 things to do this week
25:34 <MiaOneness> Me bloody venting..sorry
25:52 <MiaOneness> At least it's not raining
26:00 <b1rd> yes
26:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOLOL
26:00 <b1rd> yes it weirded her out
26:00 <b1rd> but she learnt to live with it
26:00 <Tnnah> mia girl!!!! <3 <3
26:00 <MiaOneness> Ouufff
26:00 <MiaOneness> Legs sore
26:32 <Tnnah> mia girl!!!! <3 <3
26:38 <MiaOneness> Ouufff
26:46 <MiaOneness> Legs sore
27:00 <R> This is what caused the initial fight and break up
27:00 <R> she couldnt handle the fact he wasnt an austnet user
27:00 <R> and she broke down
27:00 <R> caused a fight with his family
27:00 <R> and hit him
27:00 <Tnnah> who wants fresh spring water
27:00 <Tnnah> i charge 3 dollars a bottle
27:00 <MiaOneness> Lol
27:00 <Kelevra> all good
27:00 <MiaOneness> In lynbrook..one more stop then have to walk to the hospital 
27:09 <Tnnah> who wants fresh spring water
27:12 <Tnnah> i charge 3 dollars a bottle
27:15 <MiaOneness> Lol
27:40 <Kelevra> all good
27:47 <MiaOneness> In lynbrook..one more stop then have to walk to the hospital
28:00 <MiaOneness> Whhhhhat nextttttt
28:02 <MiaOneness> Whhhhhat nextttttt
29:00 <MiaOneness> Ill be back later when on train x
29:07 <MiaOneness> Ill be back later when on train x
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31:00 <b1rd> lol
32:00 <b1rd> yes
32:00 <b1rd> its true
32:00 <b1rd> once a mirc gurl always a milk girl
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35:00 <Kelvera> Grow the fuck up
35:00 <Kelvera> and stay out of my fucking life
35:00 <b1rd> lol
35:00 <Kelvera> cunts
35:00 <Tnnah> what a gay as fuck name
35:24 <Tnnah> what a gay as fuck name
36:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOLOLOL
36:00 <b1rd> we are only trying to help hun
36:00 <b1rd> aww dun b like dat baby doll
36:00 <R> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
36:00 <R> Kelvera is filthy today
36:00 <R> She got up on the wrong side of bed
36:00 <b1rd> lol
37:00 <b1rd> she sure did1
37:00 <b1rd> !!
37:00 <b1rd> lol
37:29 <b1rd> lol
42:00 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
42:56 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
43:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOL
43:00 <b1rd> i ban from main room on kageshi 
43:00 <b1rd> for be raciss to mullato mod
43:12 <b1rd> LOLOLOL
43:31 <b1rd> i ban from main room on kageshi
43:51 <b1rd> for be raciss to mullato mod
44:00 <b1rd> yay dickangel is dressed. no more spews
44:00 <Tnnah> kid'd
44:00 <Tnnah> which room u in now kid
44:00 <b1rd> umm
44:00 <Tnnah> was about to make a hash tea
44:19 <b1rd> yay dickangel is dressed. no more spews
44:37 <Tnnah> kid'd
44:44 <Tnnah> which room u in now kid
44:51 <b1rd> umm
44:51 <Tnnah> was about to make a hash tea
45:00 <b1rd> sweetneets
45:00 <b1rd> sweetneets
45:00 <b1rd> or someshit
45:00 <R> I enjoy trolling Lady_de_Cheech
45:00 <b1rd> oooh
45:00 <R> LOLoLOLOLOLOLL
45:00 <R> Or now known as Lady_Cheech
45:05 <b1rd> or someshit
45:21 <R> I enjoy trolling Lady_de_Cheech
45:39 <b1rd> oooh
45:45 <R> LOLoLOLOLOLOLL
45:52 <R> Or now known as Lady_Cheech
46:00 <b1rd> lol dolly return fire
46:00 <b1rd> callin me ed sheeran
46:00 <b1rd> but she has hints of ranga
46:00 <R> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
46:21 <b1rd> lol dolly return fire
46:27 <b1rd> callin me ed sheeran
46:37 <b1rd> but she has hints of ranga
46:44 <R> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
47:00 <Kelvera> http://imgur.com/a/qumih
47:00 <Kelvera> Something you boys will never get
48:00 <Kelvera> irc or not
48:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
48:00 <R> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Kelvera
48:00 <b1rd> i got pussy on tap hun
48:00 <R> Yu know her actions from last night also make me question her loyalty as a person
48:00 <R> you see
48:00 <b1rd> ahh 
48:00 <R> our dear friend loopydog was sending her cock pics
48:00 <R> What does kel do?
48:00 <b1rd> lololololololol
48:00 <R> She send them out for all to see
48:00 <R> LOOOOOLLLLLLL
48:00 <b1rd> uhuh...
48:00 <Kelevra> whats wrong with ed sheeran
48:49 <Kelevra> whats wrong with ed sheeran
49:00 <b1rd> evil bitch!
49:00 <R> indeed
49:00 <R> She has been showing her true colors of late
49:00 <b1rd> lol
49:00 <Kelevra> he's fkn rich
49:00 <b1rd> thas whot i said
49:00 <Kelevra> could've called you something lame like carrot top but ed sheeran fuck that's a compliment
49:04 <b1rd> lol
49:10 <Kelevra> he's fkn rich
49:10 <b1rd> thas whot i said
49:48 <Kelevra> could've called you something lame like carrot top but ed sheeran fuck that's a compliment
50:00 <b1rd> thats a low act kelevra
50:00 <R> I remember when she got ops in the #melbourne
50:00 <b1rd> u pussy blocking bitch!
50:00 <R> she was ruthless
50:00 <R> "I'd like to see them say things about me and my kids now" she boasted
50:00 <b1rd> tru
50:00 <b1rd> he probly packin heat too
50:16 <b1rd> tru
50:28 <b1rd> he probly packin heat too
51:00 <b1rd> soooo nasty
51:00 <b1rd> shes a real piece of work this kelevra
51:00 <R> She needs to tone it down a little bit
52:00 <b1rd> i really think so too
52:00 <R> all of this rudeness will come back to bite her
52:00 <b1rd> quite right
52:00 <R> Speak up Kelvera
52:00 <b1rd> it seems she has been playing hardball
53:00 <R> indeed it does
53:00 <b1rd> her motto is "when u cant attract a quality specimen. trap sabotage drug. whatever it takes."
53:00 <R> LOOOLLLLL
53:00 <R> She will not stop until she gets what she wants
53:00 <b1rd> yes
53:00 <R> I believe she has attempted to blackmail austnet users in the past also
53:00 <Kelevra> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21192315_503144606686223_4687746611038869384_n.jpg?oh=a19d76de4dc361ff63c3882744f4708f&oe=5A6074BC
53:00 <b1rd> ed sheeran cock?
53:22 <Kelevra> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21192315_503144606686223_4687746611038869384_n.jpg?oh=a19d76de4dc361ff63c3882744f4708f&oe=5A6074BC
53:55 <b1rd> ed sheeran cock?
54:00 <b1rd> realllly?
54:00 <b1rd> omg
54:00 <R> oh yes
54:00 <R> its true
54:00 <b1rd> fml
54:00 <R> People these days rght?
54:00 <Kelvera> FUCK
54:00 <b1rd> thats utterly horrible kelevra
54:00 <Kelvera> OFF
54:00 <b1rd> yeah
54:00 <Kelvera> BOTH OF YOU
54:00 <R> pipe down Kelvera
54:00 <R> You brought this on yourself
54:00 <b1rd> i cant believe the lengths ppl go to
54:34 * R is a cock sucker
55:00 <R> Speak up Kelvera
55:00 <R> Tell us whats on your mind
55:00 <R> We are here to listen
55:00 <b1rd> keen
55:00 <Kelevra> nice to know
55:19 <b1rd> keen
55:38 <Kelevra> nice to know
56:00 <b1rd> its ok kelevra
56:00 <R> We can help you get better
56:00 <b1rd> we might forgive u if u are open and honest with us for once
56:00 <R> But it will only work, if you WANT to get better
56:00 <R> got any cock pics?
56:00 <b1rd> lol i lost em
56:00 <R> LOLOLLOLOLOL
56:00 <b1rd> ill make new one for ya
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56:34 <R> got any cock pics?
56:46 <b1rd> lol i lost em
56:52 <R> LOLOLLOLOLOL
56:55 <b1rd> ill make new one for ya
57:00 <b1rd> words of wisdom from R
57:00 <heyyguys> lol kelevra
57:00 <heyyguys> speak to us
57:00 <Kelvera> ?
57:00 <b1rd> lololololol
57:00 <R> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
57:00 <R> flash on kageshi
57:00 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
57:00 <b1rd> ok
57:00 <b1rd> i juss ate ill get hard soons
57:04 <b1rd> lololololol
57:16 <R> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
57:21 <R> flash on kageshi
57:23 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
57:25 <b1rd> ok
57:38 <b1rd> i juss ate ill get hard soons
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58:00 <Kelvera> Great
58:00 <Kelvera> It's back
58:00 <Kelvera> I thought there were 3 of you for a second there
58:00 <b1rd> ill warm me balls up hold up
58:00 <R> LOLOLOLOLOL
58:00 <R> What kageshi room
58:00 <b1rd> sweetneets
58:06 <b1rd> ill warm me balls up hold up
58:38 <R> LOLOLOLOLOL
58:43 <R> What kageshi room
58:56 <b1rd> sweetneets
00:00 <b1rd> hey babes i back
00:00 <b1rd> the christian slut gunna luv it
00:00 <R> LOLOLOLOLLOLOL
00:13 <b1rd> the christian slut gunna luv it
00:55 <R> LOLOLOLOLLOLOL
01:00 <b1rd> kelevra. now
01:00 <b1rd> if u hot for ldogs cock u shud b direct with him
01:00 <shadsam> nice
02:00 <R> Now now shadsam
02:00 <b1rd> : )
02:00 <R> That wasnt nice
02:00 <shadsam> lol
02:00 <b1rd> lol
02:00 <R> shitsam just banned me
02:00 <R> Now his ops are suspended
02:00 <R> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
02:00 <b1rd> horrible act
02:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOLOL
02:00 <R> He's in with Kelvera obviously
02:00 <b1rd> lolol
02:10 <b1rd> lolol
03:00 <b1rd> uhuh
03:00 <shadsam> who wants chocolate
03:00 <b1rd> alliances are being discovered
03:00 <R> shitsam speak up
03:00 <R> or the ddos will begin
03:00 <b1rd> LOLOL
03:00 <R> How long have you and Kelvera been working together shadsam?
03:00 <R> speak up
04:00 <shadsam> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
04:00 <R> LOOOLLLLLLLL
04:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOLOL
04:00 <Kelvera> You guys are fucked
04:00 <Kelvera> Hi MiaX 
04:00 <Kelvera> Finally a semi normal person
04:00 <MiaX> Allo
04:00 <Kelvera> These two are doing my fucking head in
04:00 <b1rd> now now kelevra that wasnt very nice
04:00 <Kelvera> b1rd and R
05:00 <MiaX> It is nerdhacks :D
05:00 <b1rd> therell be no need for that language
05:00 <b1rd> heyya miax
05:00 <MiaX> Allo
05:00 <b1rd> hehehe
05:00 <R> time to wash Kelveras mouth out i think
05:00 <b1rd> i think so too
05:00 <R> and we might as well give her shower while we are at it
05:00 <R> she smells funky
06:00 <R> doesnt seem to have washed for many days
06:00 <b1rd> good idea R
06:00 <R> actually you know what?
06:00 <R> Lets just hose her down
06:00 <R> that way we dont have to touch her
06:00 <b1rd> lololololol
06:00 <R> LOOOOOLLLL
06:00 <b1rd> true
06:00 <b1rd> lol gotta go get few fings
06:00 <b1rd> then will blow a load on dollys screen
06:08 <b1rd> lol gotta go get few fings
06:43 <b1rd> then will blow a load on dollys screen
07:00 <b1rd> what is this soap allergy u have developed kelevra
07:00 <b1rd> nasty af
07:00 <b1rd> oh look its dave
08:00 <R> LOLOLOLOLL
08:00 <R> one of Kelveras victims
08:00 <R> the dick pics for example
08:00 <R> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
08:00 <b1rd> they can babysit me dog
08:03 <R> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
08:22 <b1rd> they can babysit me dog
10:00 <b1rd> jeeez kelevra
10:00 <b1rd> how would u like ur putrid vadge pics sent worldwide hun
10:00 <b1rd> i mean
10:00 <R> LOOOLLL
10:00 <R> I dont think anyone wants that
11:00 <b1rd> whats good for the goose is good for the gander
11:00 <b1rd> true
11:00 <R> true though
11:00 <R> Kelvera must pay for her crimes now
11:00 <R> punishment is due
11:00 <b1rd> hmm yes
11:00 <b1rd> she shows absolutely no remorse
12:00 <b1rd> a callous disregard for the social norms of da irc and da interwebs
12:00 <R> Firstly
12:00 <R> We take her team mate out of play
12:00 <b1rd> any other redeaming qualities the court needs to be aware of?
12:00 <R> into the sin bin for shitsam
12:00 <R> Now
12:00 <b1rd> yes
12:00 <R> What do we do with you Kelvera?
13:00 <R> anything you'd like to say Kelvera?
13:00 <R> Maybe an apology to dave
13:00 <R> for sending out those sensetive pictures of his
14:00 <b1rd> kelevra is showing no emotion during sentencing
14:00 <R> She is obviously not sorry for her actions
14:00 <b1rd> indeed
14:00 <R> Some time in the sin bin for Kelvera is what is needed
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15:00 <R> There go
15:00 <R> Much better
15:00 <b1rd> yep
15:00 <R> The terrible two in the sin bin together
15:00 <R> where they belong
15:00 <b1rd> lol
15:00 <R> speak up Kelvera and shadsam
15:00 <R> Well now
15:00 <R> that was defiant
21:00 <Kelevra> do you enjoy showing your cock?
21:50 <Kelevra> do you enjoy showing your cock?
22:11 <Glenn> <*COUGH*>
27:00 <dave> im back
27:21 <dave> im back
30:00 <dave> thanks for the round of applause peeps
30:00 <dave> please u dont have to stand up
30:00 <dave> please sit down
30:00 <dave> awww
30:45 <dave> thanks for the round of applause peeps
30:53 <dave> please u dont have to stand up
30:56 <dave> please sit down
30:59 <dave> awww
31:00 <dave> <3
31:00 <dave> you's are 2 kind..
31:02 <dave> <3
31:08 <dave> you's are 2 kind..
32:00 <Kelevra> you're boring dave
32:56 <Kelevra> you're boring dave
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33:00 <MiaOneness> In St John of god pine Lodge clinic
33:00 <MiaOneness> I walked 30min to get here..so tired
33:00 <MiaOneness> Nice.little clinic
33:07 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o MiaOneness
33:20 <MiaOneness> In St John of god pine Lodge clinic
33:32 <MiaOneness> I walked 30min to get here..so tired
33:52 <MiaOneness> Nice.little clinic
36:00 <dave> thanks Kelevra
36:50 <dave> thanks Kelevra
37:00 <dave> fuk walking
37:15 <dave> fuk walking
39:00 <MiaOneness> It was that or spend a small fortune in 1 day
39:51 <MiaOneness> It was that or spend a small fortune in 1 day
40:00 <MiaOneness> I have to walk back oufff..kicks!
40:00 <dave> FUCK U
40:00 <MiaOneness> Ok
40:05 <MiaOneness> I have to walk back oufff..kicks!
40:20 <dave> FUCK U
40:26 <MiaOneness> Ok
41:00 <Kelevra> dave has bi polar and alcohol issues
41:00 <dave> AND...
41:00 <dave> a dirty pervet with an ugly cock
41:02 <Kelevra> dave has bi polar and alcohol issues
41:43 <dave> AND...
41:52 <dave> a dirty pervet with an ugly cock
42:00 <MiaOneness> Never seen him on but for few days
42:00 <MiaOneness> I have bigger problems but don't abuse ppl
42:32 <MiaOneness> Never seen him on but for few days
42:49 <MiaOneness> I have bigger problems but don't abuse ppl
44:00 <MiaOneness> I'm still stressing about the police check...mannnn this is perfect job..I'll cringe of my report comes bad...there's only one incident
44:00 <Kelevra> how long ago?
44:00 <MiaOneness> Breathe in breathe out..this day has been too long for me
44:09 <MiaOneness> I'm still stressing about the police check...mannnn this is perfect job..I'll cringe of my report comes bad...there's only one incident
44:42 <Kelevra> how long ago?
44:47 <MiaOneness> Breathe in breathe out..this day has been too long for me
45:00 <MiaOneness> When I seperated from ex..about 2011-2013
45:00 <MiaOneness> My mum wanted to sell the house
45:00 <MiaOneness> And I was protesting
45:00 <Kelevra> oh that's ages ago
45:00 <Kelevra> doubt they'll worry about it
45:00 <MiaOneness> Fingers crossed..it's great paying job and I need it to get my car
45:03 <MiaOneness> When I seperated from ex..about 2011-2013
45:13 <MiaOneness> My mum wanted to sell the house
45:20 <MiaOneness> And I was protesting
45:21 <Kelevra> oh that's ages ago
45:29 <Kelevra> doubt they'll worry about it
45:56 <MiaOneness> Fingers crossed..it's great paying job and I need it to get my car
46:00 <dave> what kind of protesting
46:00 <dave> what kind of protesting
46:00 <MiaOneness> My shitty hyandai getz
46:00 <MiaOneness> I got arrested for burglary
46:00 <MiaOneness> The house was empty
46:00 <MiaOneness> But next door to my daughter
46:00 <MiaOneness> Police could see the logic..but my mum couldnt
46:09 <MiaOneness> My shitty hyandai getz
46:24 <MiaOneness> I got arrested for burglary
46:31 <MiaOneness> The house was empty
46:40 <MiaOneness> But next door to my daughter
46:55 <MiaOneness> Police could see the logic..but my mum couldnt
47:00 <MiaOneness> So tried to squat in there
47:00 <dave> lol
47:00 <MiaOneness> As I was homeless and she is rich
47:08 <MiaOneness> So tried to squat in there
47:18 <dave> lol
47:19 <MiaOneness> As I was homeless and she is rich
48:00 <dave> gonna ha
48:00 <dave> ve to side with the police
48:00 <dave> https://www.facebook.com/PsychoticII/photos/a.492787717575016.1073741828.492785657575222/788118198041965/?type=3
48:00 <R> It'll come up, even non convictions come up. They go back 10 years.. It won't be detailed is what they get
48:01 <dave> gonna ha
48:06 <dave> ve to side with the police
48:57 <dave> https://www.facebook.com/PsychoticII/photos/a.492787717575016.1073741828.492785657575222/788118198041965/?type=3
48:59 <R> It'll come up, even non convictions come up. They go back 10 years.. It won't be detailed is what they get
49:00 <R> They may ask you what happened
49:00 <Kelevra> yeah
49:00 <Kelevra> that's true^
49:00 <dave> ^ false
49:00 <Kelevra> cause it'll be an incident report not a police report
49:00 <Kelevra> stfu dave, you dumb fuck
49:21 <R> They may ask you what happened
49:35 <Kelevra> yeah
49:39 <Kelevra> that's true^
49:45 <dave> ^ false
49:49 <Kelevra> cause it'll be an incident report not a police report
49:56 <Kelevra> stfu dave, you dumb fuck
50:00 <R> The job I have now I started as casual, no police check.. but when it got to being perm they wanted a police check so I leveled with them.. Told them 'most' of the story and I was okay
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50:36 <R> The job I have now I started as casual, no police check.. but when it got to being perm they wanted a police check so I leveled with them.. Told them 'most' of the story and I was okay
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51:00 <dave> ^ dirty rapist
51:00 <dave> but he told em
51:00 <dave> so they were fine
51:00 <MiaOneness> Hmm ok
51:00 <MiaOneness> Scared now
51:00 <dave> yup
51:00 <dave> u should be
51:00 <dave> new job they wont ask
51:00 <dave> u'll be binned
51:00 <dave> and onto the next person
51:00 <MiaOneness> Noooooo my job was gereeeat I'll only be able to work 2 weeks if that's the case
51:03 <dave> ^ dirty rapist
51:09 <dave> but he told em
51:13 <dave> so they were fine
51:15 <MiaOneness> Hmm ok
51:19 <MiaOneness> Scared now
51:24 <dave> yup
51:26 <dave> u should be
51:33 <dave> new job they wont ask
51:37 <dave> u'll be binned
51:43 <dave> and onto the next person
51:54 <MiaOneness> Noooooo my job was gereeeat I'll only be able to work 2 weeks if that's the case
52:00 <MiaOneness> Doubt that dave
52:00 <Kelevra> you should be alright, it's not like being done for possession, rape, murder or assault
52:00 <MiaOneness> Well we'll see how it goes as annoying as it is
52:00 <MiaOneness> I got burglary
52:00 <Kelevra> plus it was ages ago and you can state you've travelled since then and grown and all in all changed as a person
52:00 <dave> alot of ppl out there looking for work.. if they ask for a police check and turns up bad, you will likely be automatically binned
52:00 <MiaOneness> Hmm yep
52:13 <MiaOneness> Doubt that dave
52:27 <Kelevra> you should be alright, it's not like being done for possession, rape, murder or assault
52:36 <MiaOneness> Well we'll see how it goes as annoying as it is
52:42 <MiaOneness> I got burglary
52:48 <Kelevra> plus it was ages ago and you can state you've travelled since then and grown and all in all changed as a person
52:58 <dave> alot of ppl out there looking for work.. if they ask for a police check and turns up bad, you will likely be automatically binned
52:59 <MiaOneness> Hmm yep
53:00 <R> yeah
53:00 <Kelevra> stfu dave you dumb cunt
53:00 <R> its a minor offense
53:00 <MiaOneness> My mum tried to delete the charges but they wouldn't let her
53:00 <dave> i'm a realist
53:00 <dave> aint dumb
53:00 <Kelevra> yeah sometimes cops can over judge and press charges themselves
53:14 <R> yeah
53:19 <Kelevra> stfu dave you dumb cunt
53:22 <R> its a minor offense
53:22 <MiaOneness> My mum tried to delete the charges but they wouldn't let her
53:39 <dave> i'm a realist
53:44 <dave> aint dumb
53:45 <Kelevra> yeah sometimes cops can over judge and press charges themselves
54:00 <R> lol
54:00 <R> lol
54:00 <R> can they really?
54:00 <MiaOneness> No the detective liked me
54:00 <Kelevra> like say if you and I had a fight and you hurt me and I said i don't want to press charges
54:00 <Kelevra> the cops could ust do it anyway
54:00 <dave> ive had my run ins with police
54:00 <MiaOneness> Oh well whatever is meant to be will be
54:00 <R> oh
54:00 <Kelevra> just*
54:00 <dave> and all i can say is they are lazy
54:00 <dave> so they might not of did fuck all.
54:00 <MiaOneness> If I'm meant to not work..I won't..if I am it will be ok
54:00 <Kelevra> yeah they pressed charges on my ex
54:03 <R> can they really?
54:06 <MiaOneness> No the detective liked me
54:16 <Kelevra> like say if you and I had a fight and you hurt me and I said i don't want to press charges
54:22 <Kelevra> the cops could ust do it anyway
54:23 <dave> ive had my run ins with police
54:24 <MiaOneness> Oh well whatever is meant to be will be
54:24 <R> oh
54:24 <Kelevra> just*
54:30 <dave> and all i can say is they are lazy
54:39 <dave> so they might not of did fuck all.
54:42 <MiaOneness> If I'm meant to not work..I won't..if I am it will be ok
54:47 <Kelevra> yeah they pressed charges on my ex
55:00 <Kelevra> I didn't want to charge him cause i was pregnant but they charged him anyway
55:00 <R> I was reading the laws on police being able to pull you over, search your car etc... It is so damn open for them to do anything they want its almost criminal in itself
55:00 <R> they pressed charges, but you said no, so they did it anyway
55:00 <Kelevra> R yeah my exs car got searched and they busted his centre console
55:00 <R> I guess they dont want him beating up on other girls
55:00 <Kelevra> and they didn't have to fix it or anything
55:00 <MiaOneness> I better conserve battery talk to u all later..thanks for the advice
55:00 <Kelevra> and they found nothing
55:00 <R> oh serious?
55:00 <R> damn
55:00 <dave> cya MiaOneness
55:00 <Kelevra> yeah and it was an XB
55:00 <Kelevra> hard to find parts
55:01 <Kelevra> I didn't want to charge him cause i was pregnant but they charged him anyway
55:05 <R> I was reading the laws on police being able to pull you over, search your car etc... It is so damn open for them to do anything they want its almost criminal in itself
55:22 <R> they pressed charges, but you said no, so they did it anyway
55:27 <Kelevra> R yeah my exs car got searched and they busted his centre console
55:29 <R> I guess they dont want him beating up on other girls
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55:35 <Kelevra> and they didn't have to fix it or anything
55:35 <MiaOneness> I better conserve battery talk to u all later..thanks for the advice
55:39 <Kelevra> and they found nothing
55:45 <R> oh serious?
55:46 <R> damn
55:49 <dave> cya MiaOneness
55:50 Part: MiaOneness ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
55:53 <Kelevra> yeah and it was an XB
55:59 <Kelevra> hard to find parts
56:00 <AndroUser> I would do anything for loveeee. But i wont do scat.!!!
56:00 <dave> thats funny
56:00 <dave> should of busted his head
56:00 <R> the rule is they cannot search your car without resonable cause... But reasonable cause can be 'person looks nervous'
56:00 <Kelevra> yeah well I think with my ex cause the police woman was pregnant also she saw it really bad what he did
56:00 <Kelevra> and it was bad
56:00 <AndroUser> Jajaja
56:00 <R> I get nervous when im pulled up, because I know they can do that shit lol
56:00 <AndroUser> Smelly hobbit
56:00 <R> oh XB Falcon
56:00 <R> yeah they wont wanna help fix that
56:00 <Kelevra> yeah
56:09 <AndroUser> I would do anything for loveeee. But i wont do scat.!!!
56:10 <dave> thats funny
56:16 <dave> should of busted his head
56:18 <R> the rule is they cannot search your car without resonable cause... But reasonable cause can be 'person looks nervous'
56:25 <Kelevra> yeah well I think with my ex cause the police woman was pregnant also she saw it really bad what he did
56:27 <Kelevra> and it was bad
56:31 <AndroUser> Jajaja
56:35 <R> I get nervous when im pulled up, because I know they can do that shit lol
56:40 <AndroUser> Smelly hobbit
56:42 <R> oh XB Falcon
56:48 <R> yeah they wont wanna help fix that
56:54 <Kelevra> yeah
56:56 Nick: AndroUser is now known as smeagol
57:00 <dave> im always fucked on meth when they pick me up
57:00 <dave> i was up for 11 days once bruises all up my arm
57:00 <smeagol> I buying a laptop tomolo mornin^^
57:00 <Kelevra> I once got arrested, this was before dvd recordings and whatnot so it was all on cassette
57:00 <dave> $75 fine
57:00 <R> I got fined for not wearing a seatbelt once, I was wearing my seatbelt though. My gf at the time was driving and she pulled into some shops so I could grab some things, I had the police pull up next to me and throw a fine at me
57:00 <dave> but they were following me
57:00 <dave> cunts
57:00 <Kelevra> and i was really pissed off cause they got me for a gram of weed and a few other charges but they didn't find a qtr I had on me
57:00 <dave> for days
57:01 <dave> im always fucked on meth when they pick me up
57:20 <dave> i was up for 11 days once bruises all up my arm
57:25 <smeagol> I buying a laptop tomolo mornin^^
57:33 <Kelevra> I once got arrested, this was before dvd recordings and whatnot so it was all on cassette
57:35 <dave> $75 fine
57:48 <R> I got fined for not wearing a seatbelt once, I was wearing my seatbelt though. My gf at the time was driving and she pulled into some shops so I could grab some things, I had the police pull up next to me and throw a fine at me
57:50 <dave> but they were following me
57:52 <dave> cunts
57:58 <Kelevra> and i was really pissed off cause they got me for a gram of weed and a few other charges but they didn't find a qtr I had on me
57:59 <dave> for days
58:00 <R> I argued but they started talking about 'going over the car'
58:00 <R> I argued but they started talking about 'going over the car'
58:00 <Kelevra> so they asked me really stupid questions like where did I get it and all that jazz and i kept giving them the finger so I didn't have to keep saying no comment
58:00 <dave> hey smeagol
58:00 <dave> go buy some meth
58:00 <smeagol> I use to get in trouble for picking on nightclub bouncers
58:00 <R> oh
58:00 <Kelevra> and I pissed myself laughing when they said 'to keep this on note, Melanie (surname) is giving us the bird'
58:00 <Kelevra> lmao
58:26 <Kelevra> so they asked me really stupid questions like where did I get it and all that jazz and i kept giving them the finger so I didn't have to keep saying no comment
58:34 <dave> hey smeagol
58:37 <dave> go buy some meth
58:40 <smeagol> I use to get in trouble for picking on nightclub bouncers
58:48 <R> oh
58:50 <Kelevra> and I pissed myself laughing when they said 'to keep this on note, Melanie (surname) is giving us the bird'
58:50 <Kelevra> lmao
59:00 <R> lol oh that must have been a while ago now
59:00 <dave> melanine is such a manly name
59:00 <Kelevra> yeah I was 18
59:00 <smeagol> Jolie!!^^t
59:00 <smeagol> ^^5
59:00 <Kelevra> I haven't been in trouble since I was about 21-22
59:00 <Kelevra> and that was just for stacking a mates car
59:11 <R> lol oh that must have been a while ago now
59:26 <dave> melanine is such a manly name
59:31 <Kelevra> yeah I was 18
59:38 <smeagol> Jolie!!^^t
59:49 <smeagol> ^^5
59:51 <Kelevra> I haven't been in trouble since I was about 21-22
00:00 <Kelevra> and that was just for stacking a mates car
00:00 <dave> i know a melanie she started doing burnouts ripping up handbreak when i was in front seat of her car
00:00 <dave> saying if i wanted die
00:00 <Kelevra> which turned out to be a blessing cause he got more insurance then the car was worth
00:00 <smeagol> Ive just completed my 12 months probation without any twobble
00:00 <R> always a bonus
00:00 <smeagol> ^^5
00:00 <dave> go shoot up some meth smeagol
00:04 <dave> i know a melanie she started doing burnouts ripping up handbreak when i was in front seat of her car
00:12 <dave> saying if i wanted die
00:13 <Kelevra> which turned out to be a blessing cause he got more insurance then the car was worth
00:30 <smeagol> Ive just completed my 12 months probation without any twobble
00:30 <R> always a bonus
00:49 <smeagol> ^^5
00:50 <dave> go shoot up some meth smeagol
01:00 <smeagol> Nar
01:00 <smeagol> Nar
01:00 <dave> weak
01:00 <R> what would have happened if you got in trouble
01:00 <R> on probabtion?
01:00 <smeagol> I not needle pushing junkie tiprat
01:00 <dave> nothing
01:00 <b1rd> lol
01:00 <dave> hes weak
01:00 <dave> weak cunt
01:00 <smeagol> Lolzz
01:04 <dave> weak
01:06 <R> what would have happened if you got in trouble
01:08 <R> on probabtion?
01:15 <smeagol> I not needle pushing junkie tiprat
01:17 <dave> nothing
01:24 <b1rd> lol
01:31 <dave> hes weak
01:35 <dave> weak cunt
01:39 <smeagol> Lolzz
02:04 <Kelevra> I was on probation for 2 years
02:11 <dave> smeagol = WEAK CUNT
02:12 <dave> smeagol = WEAK CUNT
02:12 <Kelevra> if I broke it I would've got 2-5 years
02:13 <dave> weak cunt
02:14 <dave> weak cunt
02:15 <dave> nothing
02:17 <dave> smeagol = WEAK CUNT
02:18 <dave> smeagol = WEAK CUNT
02:19 Quit: dave ([email protected]) G-Lined
02:24 <smeagol> In a title bout. Id still knock you out even with hand-coughs on..
02:32 <b1rd> lol
02:34 <Kelevra> who was that?
02:42 <Kelevra> was it the guy who sent dick pics to me?
03:01 <smeagol> Yerp
03:09 <smeagol> Dave Slobbs
03:34 <smeagol> Lord of the ass rings
03:43 <Kelevra> he looked normal in his pics
04:00 <smeagol> Whitebread chickenshit
04:28 <smeagol> His father is dildo faggins
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05:05 <R> wow thats a long time
05:25 <smeagol> Maddy wobz
05:35 <R> smeagol you got paid half he cash?
06:00 <smeagol> Ive been scheming a full scale attack on Michael Temby
06:12 <smeagol> Can join the war son?
06:54 <smeagol> The rise of the tembys
07:09 <R> LOOOOOLLLLLLLL
07:17 <R> I will join this good cause
07:20 <R> take down temby
07:24 <R> faggot temby
07:39 Quit: lx ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
07:44 <smeagol> Tembys time is up
07:54 <Kelevra> smeagol you should start a hate wall in your bedroom
08:01 <smeagol> Zif
08:02 <Kelevra> surround yourself with pics of people you hate
08:06 <Kelevra> I can be #1
08:23 <smeagol> Id just put a picture of the world on the wall
08:35 <Kelevra> aww how romantic
08:48 <Kelevra> why haven't you offed yourself yet if you hate the world?
08:50 <Kelevra> you're very emo
09:28 <smeagol> My raps not for emo kids.. my flamethrower leave u bald like kemo kids
10:51 <smeagol> Why wud i off meself.. i luv my looks and complection and my knowledge too much!!
10:51 <R> tembys runnig is done
11:07 <Kelevra> I'm glad you do woel
11:26 <smeagol> Shaped eyebrowels dis mornin.. looks okiez
11:39 <Kelevra> did you want to father imogen?
12:41 <smeagol> Helll no
12:55 <smeagol> Embarrasing..
13:14 <smeagol> Id lose all my mates if she was my partner
13:30 <Kelevra> oh get this
13:38 <Kelevra> lee lost custody of ALL her kids
13:46 <Kelevra> her mum took them cause DHS got involved
13:47 <smeagol> Jajajaja
14:02 <smeagol> Good
14:09 <Kelevra> now lee's living in a caravan in her mums backyard, I dunno if it's an upgrade from the shed or not
14:16 <Kelevra> but lee's not allowed in the house lol
14:19 <smeagol> Her mum is prob better than that cumrag
14:31 <Kelevra> yeah her mum is a really good woman
14:37 <Kelevra> whatever lee told you is a complete lie
14:47 <smeagol> Do u talk to her
14:50 <Kelevra> she used to bag her mum for her mum cleaning her house and doing her lawns
14:59 <Kelevra> I'm like wtf, she should've been greatful
15:06 <Kelevra> nah lee's sister came over the other week and told me
15:09 <b1rd> dolly gone psychotic on kagesh
15:11 <b1rd> lololol
15:11 <smeagol> She cant cook
15:20 <Kelevra> yeah she makes everything out of a packet
15:35 <smeagol> Im adept at cooking
15:38 <Kelevra> you know what was really fucked about living with her
15:50 <smeagol> Would take it as a career
16:00 <Kelevra> she'd buy bread everytime she went out and put it on the floor and forget about it
16:09 <Kelevra> and days later you'd find mouldy bread
16:18 <Kelevra> did she have the ferrets when you came down?
16:25 <smeagol> Looking at her shrek face all the time was enough for me..
16:39 <Kelevra> yeah well it seemed like she got you wasted to root you
16:57 <smeagol> A massive possum visited the house
17:00 <R> LOLOLOLOLOL
17:25 <R> She put bread on the floor?
17:30 <Kelevra> yeah
17:34 <R> what for?
17:47 <smeagol> I thru a blanket over the cunt and tried to pick it up and snapped me on the hand
17:51 <Kelevra> and her daughter pissed on the floor while we were eating dinner one night and she didn't even clean it up straight away
18:01 <R> LOL
18:03 <Kelevra> she finished shoveling food down her fat gob then cleaned it up
18:06 <R> who is thus?
18:07 <R> Lee?
18:22 <smeagol> Jajajajaja
18:26 <Kelevra> yeah Lee
18:32 <smeagol> I liked callin her kyli
18:36 <smeagol> Zazazaa
18:39 <Kelevra> I still don't know what happened to the ferrets
18:40 <smeagol> Kylie
18:51 <Kelevra> I bet they died a horrible death
19:00 <R> :D
19:03 <R> I eman
19:04 <R> :(
19:06 <smeagol> She had no pets there
19:10 <Kelevra> when I had angelina I was shocked when I got home from the hospital
19:16 <Kelevra> lee had fucked 6 guys in 2 days
19:22 <R> LOL
19:23 <R> wtf
19:25 <Kelevra> even I've never had that much dick in 2 days
19:25 <smeagol> Lololllz
19:25 <R> how?
19:35 <Kelevra> she used to fuck half retarded dudes
19:38 <Kelevra> one was married
19:39 <R> Where does she meet them?
19:45 <Kelevra> one had a bald sunburnt bleeding head
19:52 <Kelevra> another was on crutches
19:52 <R> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
19:59 <Kelevra> I'm not sure how she met them
20:08 <Kelevra> she fucked Tucker from here, I don't think he comes on anymore
20:15 <smeagol> I use to tease imogen a bit
20:17 <R> no idea who that is
20:29 <Kelevra> she picks up guys who can't get away
20:40 <R> LOL
20:48 <R> a crip on crutches
20:58 <b1rd> lol dolly rantin
21:00 <b1rd> high af
21:06 <Kelevra> like deadset I'm tall and have long slender arms and i couldn't even hug her on her bday
21:08 <smeagol> Get lee to go maccas.. knowing imogen wasnt gettin any
21:20 <smeagol> She throw a tanty no maccas
21:21 <R> she got big?
21:21 <Kelevra> imogen used to live on maccas
21:27 <smeagol> Aaaaaaahahahahaahhah
21:29 <Kelevra> that's why she was so thin
21:33 <R> whos imogen her daughter?
21:37 <Kelevra> yeah
21:40 <b1rd> im humpin da cam
21:50 <R> LOLOLOLOLLOL
21:54 <Kelevra> my 3yr old weighs more than her daughter when her daughter was 6
21:54 <smeagol> Poke my tongue out at her
21:58 <smeagol> Kakak
22:08 <smeagol> Lolz
22:18 <smeagol> I weight 92
22:28 <Kelevra> one time lee fucked this dude and you know how old that fkn house was
22:33 <Kelevra> my bed was moving in the next room
22:39 <smeagol> Lolz
22:46 <Kelevra> it was the closest I've ever been to a 3sum
22:51 <smeagol> Shes a starfish
22:55 <Kelevra> it felt erry
23:18 <smeagol> Nothing good will come of her imo
23:40 <Kelevra> shit in the 3 years I lived with her I fucked 5 guys in that house
23:49 <smeagol> I heard she would eat butter out the tub with a spoon..
23:50 <Kelevra> she had more dick in a weekend than me in 3 years
24:19 <Kelevra> never seen her eat butter did I have seen her polish off a whole tub of ben and jerrys in one sitting
24:24 <Kelevra> I felt ill
24:39 <smeagol> I cud do that
24:47 <smeagol> But i a pig :3
24:49 <Kelevra> I couldn't it's too rich
24:55 <R> You lived with her for 3 years?
25:24 <Kelevra> yeah my mum died so I moved into a house with my ex and rented a room off him then I had a fight with him and moved in with lee
25:35 <R> oh okay
26:04 <smeagol> When she got here first thing we did is root.. i wanted to start of eating.. i pulled her pantis off... it wss filled with lumpy smegma....
26:10 <Kelevra> then after lee I moved interstate a few times, got pregnant then came back ot melbourne and got my apartment and just recntly I moved into a house
26:14 <Kelevra> recently*
26:19 <smeagol> Im like gross. And skipped the eat
26:22 <R> LOOOOLLLLLLL @ smeagol
26:27 <Kelevra> yuck
26:31 <R> Did she go to your house smeagol?
26:38 <Kelevra> she had udders for tits
26:44 <smeagol> Ye stayed here for a week
26:50 <Kelevra> yeah she went up there and stayed @ his parents house with him
26:52 * R cringes
27:06 <R> How long did you stay with her in melbs?
27:14 <Kelevra> to be fair alot of people do shit like that
27:22 <smeagol> I actually got drunk and ended up in the nutward for 4 days of her being here
27:26 <Kelevra> anth0ny and I met off here, I invited him to my house
27:29 <smeagol> Jajaja
27:37 <Kelevra> he travelled from brisbane to melb to meet me
27:47 <R> wow
28:00 <smeagol> She stayed here with parents anf theyd visit me in hosp
28:18 <Kelevra> yeah that's fkn whacked out smeagol
28:26 <Kelevra> and she still kept seeing you lol
28:38 <smeagol> k3k
28:51 <smeagol> *^^5
28:52 <R> Did you pay for her flight or something smeagol?
28:59 <smeagol> Narp
29:04 <Kelevra> nah he paid for her taxi from the airport to his
29:14 <Kelevra> 2 hundred dorrahs
29:18 <R> jesus
29:19 <smeagol> The dog slut made me give her rent money before i left
29:27 <Kelevra> wtf really?
29:28 <R> LOOOOLLLLLL
29:30 <Kelevra> how much?
29:37 <smeagol> Ye 100
29:38 <Kelevra> cause even I was paying rent while i was away
29:44 <Kelevra> and she had people sleeping in my fkn room
29:55 <R> Where does she live now?
30:01 <Kelevra> some whore got pregnant in my bedroom even
30:08 <R> yuck
30:09 <smeagol> Lolz
30:14 <Kelevra> she lives in langwarren behind her mums house in a caravan
30:18 <Kelevra> like her mums backyard
30:21 <R> oh okay
30:23 <Kelevra> the kids live in the house
30:24 <smeagol> Druidess was a wild root
30:29 <R> is the kid with her?
30:31 <R> oh ok
30:33 <R> kids?
30:34 <b1rd> she shud b payin u son
30:35 <Kelevra> yeah she fucked anth0ny also
30:38 <R> She has more than one?
30:39 <smeagol> The dog drove 45 mins e e
30:49 <Kelevra> yeah she has 3 now
30:53 <R> 3
30:56 <smeagol> Every 2nd day just to see me
31:05 <R> druidess lol
31:12 <smeagol> For 6 months
31:14 <Kelevra> she accused anth0ny of raping her cause she was cut he started dating me
31:22 <R> ohh
31:40 <Kelevra> can't blame her, she's a bit of a fatteh
31:44 <R> How long had he it been since he fucked her to when you started seeig him?
31:46 <smeagol> Lolz
31:51 <R> How did Lee and him hook up?
31:51 <Kelevra> erghh pics of her vadge are coming to mind
31:53 <R> He come here too?
31:54 <smeagol> I luv me a fat bitch
32:03 <Kelevra> oh nah druidess is another chick
32:09 <R> ohhh
32:13 <R> not lee?
32:18 <Kelevra> lee and I would never fuck the same guy
32:20 <R> Druidess did anoth0ny
32:32 <Kelevra> my standards are lower or higher
32:36 <Kelevra> yeah she did
32:45 <Kelevra> then he palmed her off onto his mates
32:45 <smeagol> Shes a loud bitch druidess
32:59 <Kelevra> is she dead? why doesn't she come on irc anymore?
33:00 <R> god
33:03 <Kelevra> did you get her pregnant?
33:06 <smeagol> Makin her cum multiple times for hours
33:14 <R> me and smeagol found her on undernet a while back lol
33:20 <R> she didnt like being foudn
33:23 <smeagol> We had some unforgettable adventures
33:24 <Kelevra> lol
34:18 <Kelevra> michael offended me last night
34:31 <R> what he do?
34:35 <Kelevra> I found my black jumpsuit and i was like 'wtf is that doing in my box of cables'
34:38 <R> You sure its a good idea to keep seeing him?
34:47 <Kelevra> and he goes 'are you even sure it still fits'
34:54 <Kelevra> I fkn bought it after having 2 kids
34:55 <R> oh what a jerk lol
34:58 <R> brain fart
34:59 <Kelevra> of course it fucking fits
35:13 <Kelevra> and then he tried to cover his ass by saying 'oh I thought it might be too big'
35:31 <Kelevra> and his face read 'I'M A LIAR, I'M LYING TO YOU RIGHT NOW'
35:31 <smeagol> You couldnt fit my dick in the back of a mac-truck..
35:34 <Kelevra> assface bastard
35:57 <Kelevra> he's such a fat cunt
36:10 <smeagol> I chubby
36:27 <Kelevra> michaels fat
36:40 <Kelevra> he's 4cms taller than me and looks like he's about to have triplets
37:09 <R> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
37:51 <smeagol> Evil warlord with cannons and mortars.. samurai swords.. under the floorboards.
38:30 <Kelevra> that doesn't rhyme bro
38:35 <smeagol> I 5 11 . Shorty
39:44 <smeagol> Im already wound up. Let me burn it from the ground up turn the fucken sound up
40:04 <Kelevra> fuck I hate my kids today
40:33 <Kelevra> they're just beating eachother up, crying to me then going back to playing then beating eachother up
40:53 <smeagol> We roll in hummers with soldiers rockin automatic rifles
41:15 <Kelevra> you're stuck in the 90's
41:17 <Kelevra> badly
41:39 <smeagol> Hope next gf has a pair a knee pads
41:50 <Kelevra> no more carpet burn hey
42:15 <smeagol> Ye
42:17 <Kelevra> I thought about getting knee pads the other day but I can't remember wtf for
44:44 <smeagol> Lolz
45:39 <smeagol> Wonder if stephen farted out ladtnights rewt in the dunny this mornin
45:55 <smeagol> Lastnight*
46:40 <smeagol> Gota go get sum pepsi
46:58 <smeagol> Fiended for da caffeine
48:28 <smeagol> I clean sweep ya fleet, sever the flesh. Kill him in 5seconds or less.
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56:04 <smeg`zzz> gettin heaps of friend requests from hot chicz on fb
56:06 <smeg`zzz> lolz
56:16 Nick: smeg`zzz is now known as smggaton
57:21 Nick: psidawg is now known as psidawg1
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03:31 <Kelevra> I only get lame dudes sending me cock pics
03:39 <Kelevra> for once, you'r winning
03:55 <b1rd> lemme see
04:12 <smggaton> jaja
04:20 <Kelevra> have you used a wii fit before?
04:27 <b1rd> nup
04:38 <smggaton> always willing to seperate a slut from her levis'. and i dont need 3 trys like these weak guys!
04:42 <Kelevra> I'm tossing up whether to get one
04:54 <Kelevra> michaels says I don't do anything with him which is true
05:16 <smggaton> michael phepls
05:20 <Kelevra> I could kick his ass in bowling and tennis
05:20 <smggaton> phelps
05:27 <smggaton> wii ?
05:40 <Kelevra> last time we went and played bowling I fucked up and got drunk and threw the ball into someone elses lane and left
05:48 <Kelevra> it was rather embarressing
05:50 <smggaton> lolzz
05:55 <b1rd> lol levis
06:03 <b1rd> cheap jeans mate
06:13 <Kelevra> I like levis
06:14 <b1rd> povo
06:17 <Kelevra> but alas I am povo
06:21 <b1rd> yer see
06:27 <b1rd> lol
06:31 <smggaton> i use to do league bowling with family
06:38 <smggaton> was okiez
06:41 <Kelevra> I won't pay more than 45 for jeans
06:51 <b1rd> lol wat
07:00 <b1rd> 500 for my jeans
07:08 <smggaton> highest score was like 180
07:09 <smggaton> ten pin
07:12 <smggaton> was kool
07:19 <b1rd> cheap ones too crap materials
07:40 <Kelevra> I just came up with an excellent idea
07:42 <b1rd> paper thin 'denim'
07:55 <Kelevra> b1rd just means you buy more jeans
08:03 <Kelevra> you can tell me if I look like shit
08:04 <b1rd> isnt real denim juss cheap shit
08:06 <Kelevra> each to their own
08:10 <b1rd> yer
08:14 <smggaton> i got a pair of emison gurls jeenz
08:20 <b1rd> lol
08:22 <smggaton> i size 14 btw
08:26 <Kelevra> my dad buys girls jeans
08:26 <smggaton> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahahhzhazhaha
08:33 <b1rd> lol
08:36 <Kelevra> it's fkn weird cause he fucking knows they're made for ladies
08:42 <Kelevra> it really bothers me
08:46 <Kelevra> he's fkn mental though
08:56 <Kelevra> atm he's in the mental hospital in broady
09:09 <b1rd> aww
09:09 <smggaton> i pinched them from the ward
09:16 <Kelevra> I think me and michaels arguement sent him over the edge
09:16 <b1rd> i visit her k
09:27 <Kelevra> yeah well I can't sadly =\
09:31 <b1rd> aww no good hun
09:35 <b1rd> y not
09:41 <Kelevra> the fkn drs called me last monday and said he'd been there since the 9th
09:42 <smggaton> pinched so many clothes in there
09:51 <Kelevra> the kids and whatnot
09:53 <b1rd> y in broady not franga
10:04 <b1rd> ah k
10:13 <Kelevra> last time i visited him there there was this dude just wearing a robe waving his dick at me and my brother
10:22 <b1rd> lol
10:23 <Kelevra> don't need my girls seeing that shit
10:30 <b1rd> yer good times a
10:38 <b1rd> tru
10:43 <smggaton> they took me away, 1 holdin left arm, 1 on right, vice versa with legs, put into seclusion
10:46 <Kelevra> yeah fuck that place was so weird
10:49 <smggaton> jajaja
10:55 <Kelevra> I'd never been to one as a patient or visitor
11:00 <smggaton> willin out a murder all mission
11:09 <Kelevra> and I bought my dad some toiletries and some pjs
11:11 <b1rd> i been inside
11:13 <b1rd> was fun
11:28 <Kelevra> and they wouldn't even let me bring the plastic bag they came in and i had to take the wrapping off his pjs
11:42 <Kelevra> and he wasn't allowed a phone charger or even a door on his room
11:47 <Kelevra> I was fairly shocked
11:55 <Kelevra> I didn't realise places were like that
12:02 <b1rd> my hozzy was grouse
12:23 <Kelevra> I was shocked when they said everything is a weapon
12:27 <Kelevra> plastic bag, weapon
12:32 <smggaton> whole hospital is on alert and they all know when im there
12:37 <Kelevra> plastic covers for ps - weapon
12:48 <Kelevra> like my dad isn't even suicidal
12:53 <Kelevra> he just hears shit in his head
12:59 <b1rd> aww
13:09 <Kelevra> nah it is really sad to see him that way
13:15 <Kelevra> that's why I had him staying with me
13:20 <Kelevra> I get scared for him
13:47 <smggaton> thats why i have no enemies here.. because im friends with head honchos and im known as a psycho pit bull cunt
13:52 <Kelevra> my dad was in the army and when he came to australia he was a mechanic @ dunlop
13:57 <Kelevra> now he's a shell of himself
14:14 <b1rd> ahh k
14:29 <smggaton> if you sit by the river of life long enough, you willl watch your enemies float by u.
14:31 <b1rd> yer shoulda stay in army
14:34 <Kelevra> dunno if you've dealt with anyone with mental health issues but it's a huge shock to me
14:52 <Kelevra> nah he was shit in the army, he sank a tanker from the south island to the north
14:57 <Kelevra> and he laughed about it
15:03 <b1rd> lol
15:06 <Kelevra> fuck maybe then he was crazy
16:17 <Kelevra> he thought an army utility vehicle could go sideways and rolled it trying to impress nurses
16:26 <b1rd> lololol
16:30 <Kelevra> so yeah, the army really didn't like him I suppose
16:35 <b1rd> he too tuff for army
16:48 <smggaton> had hungry jax 4 brekky
16:53 <smggaton> was off its head -,-
18:12 <smggaton> had a joke with chic at 7/11 sed u have tripple xl doms?
18:24 <smggaton> then sed jus jokin
18:40 <smggaton> she tried 2 act professional
20:09 <smggaton> where iz lil_azn_balls_4_u
20:14 <smggaton> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
20:21 <b1rd> lol
20:51 <smggaton> b1rd son
20:57 <smggaton> whats happenin son.
21:19 <smggaton> the legendary jase.D
21:40 <b1rd> lol
21:49 <b1rd> not much
22:10 <b1rd> thrusting dolly on cam but she gone bed now
22:27 <smggaton> lolz
22:28 <b1rd> damn she talk lots
22:30 <smggaton> nyce m8
22:34 <smggaton> k3k
22:37 <b1rd> lol
22:48 <smggaton> wen i fried ya cant shut me up
22:58 <b1rd> nice
23:03 <smggaton> in person and on here it looks
23:10 <smggaton> like
23:11 <smggaton> :<
23:14 <b1rd> lol yup
23:38 <smggaton> meth increases the users adrenaline by 1000x
23:52 <b1rd> wow
24:00 <smggaton> tru god
24:02 <b1rd> nice
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24:39 <Kelevra> john said dudz talks too much irl
24:41 <b1rd> yer good drug
24:54 <b1rd> who dudz
25:39 <smggaton> if manageable
25:53 <smggaton> sum cunts get fried n go robbin shit do stupid carp
25:56 <smggaton> crap
26:00 <smggaton> i do it for pleasure
26:18 <Kelevra> dudz used to come on here
26:21 <smggaton> the finer things in life = win
26:28 <Kelevra> smggaton who was that chick mandy or something?
26:33 <Kelevra> the one with the kid
26:41 <smggaton> mandyjane
26:45 <Kelevra> yeah
26:51 <Kelevra> fuck john reckons she was bonkers
26:57 <Kelevra> now she's apparently a lesbian
26:58 <smggaton> lolz
27:02 <smggaton> lolol
27:17 <b1rd> yum
27:24 <b1rd> a challenge
27:25 <Kelevra> aww angelina is riding her bike all by herself
27:32 * Kelevra grins massively
27:39 <smggaton> staffys do that to
27:45 <Kelevra> fuck she's a gun
27:50 <smggaton> they roll onto there back and ride an invisible bike
27:51 <smggaton> is funny
27:58 <Kelevra> lol
29:31 <smggaton> i want a 8 man racer bong
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29:49 <smggaton> blaze a gram at a time
29:51 <smggaton> lolol
30:20 <b1rd> yum
30:28 <b1rd> hi possesd girl
30:43 <possesd> I'm bloke
31:14 <b1rd> dont think so
31:28 <b1rd> u girl
31:34 <possesd> Ok
31:38 <smggaton> me n the boys use ta cut the bottom of a 2L coke bottle, get a foot long piece of gardenhose, connect it to the drinking bit of the bottle airtight.... have ya m8 pour 3 cans of 8% scotch
31:45 <smggaton> no chokin or spittin
31:48 <smggaton> jajajajajajajajaj
32:09 <b1rd> yum
32:13 <Kelevra> I've never had a bucket bong
32:18 <Kelevra> funnily enough lee has
32:24 <smggaton> we'd have a game of chess going, each piece is a shtoglass full of bourbon
32:27 <smggaton> hahahahah
33:02 <smggaton> old gareth fell asleep in our garden
33:42 <smggaton> teen early 20 days
33:48 <smggaton> miss em :'(
34:03 <possesd> So rekindle it
34:08 <smggaton> burnin peoples fences down
34:29 <smggaton> tying cars to the owners house with their garden hose
35:27 <smggaton> we put an explosive in deputy principals car exhasut
35:35 <smggaton> then we blew a toilet in half
35:59 <smggaton> walkin past people house randomly throwing firecrackers in their window
36:10 <smggaton> fuck ay
36:44 <smggaton> we blew up old ricardos next door neighbours car windscreen with an explosive
37:53 <Kelevra> in your dreams
38:16 <possesd> Sounds shit
38:23 <smggaton> we were ECT
38:37 <possesd> Sif can be fucked running
38:41 <smggaton> the explosive tagging crew
38:43 <smggaton> hahaha
38:51 <smggaton> we were little shits :>
39:14 <smggaton> or etcetera
39:16 <smggaton> hahahaa
39:38 <smggaton> etc
39:42 <smggaton> k3k
40:03 <Kelevra> you seemlame when you were younger, more lame than you are now hombre
40:18 Nick: smggaton is now known as Ryu
40:29 <Ryu> goin 2 get pepz seeta
40:46 <Kelevra> pepsi is for losers
41:20 <possesd> Lol how enticing
41:59 <possesd> A sip from a pepsi bottle
42:30 <possesd> Buy some milk while you're out
42:32 <Ryu> pepsi is the drink of gods
43:14 <possesd> Ok
43:55 <possesd> Stealin some change from a car so I can get some pepsi...brb
44:49 <b1rd> coke zero
44:53 <possesd> I'm 200 worth of H a fortnight
44:57 <Kelevra> I must admit I have a bottle of pepsi and a can of pepsi in the fridge
44:59 <Kelevra> >.<
45:01 <b1rd> yum
45:06 <Kelevra> kfc is a fucker ain't it
45:12 <b1rd> yum
45:14 <b1rd> kfc
45:28 <Kelevra> I've got over 40 cans of coke also
45:39 <Kelevra> coke o cola cordial and fruit cordial
45:51 <Kelevra> milk water, meat I'm consuming for dinner
46:01 <Kelevra> last nights dinner which I didn't consume
46:08 <Kelevra> fuck I have to clean out the fridge..
46:34 <Kelevra> my butcher gave me 2 dozen eggs
46:59 <b1rd> yum
47:10 <b1rd> fry em
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48:03 <Mason> Anyone on
48:12 * R makes duck noises at Mason
48:15 <b1rd> yes son
48:20 <b1rd> lol
48:20 <Mason> Lol
48:27 <R> quack quack quack
48:34 <Mason> Do you know how to boot offline
48:35 * R flaps his arms
48:54 <R> Yes
49:00 <Kelevra> poor R
49:02 * Kelevra pats R
49:06 <Mason> Hold up
49:06 <R> thanks
49:28 <b1rd> :)
49:39 * R holds up
50:30 <Mason> On Xbox360
51:00 <R> just disable network
51:03 <R> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
51:10 <R> turn off the wifi
51:13 <R> LOLOL
51:46 <Ryu> http://imgur.com/a/4iB9h
51:48 <Ryu> pukker up
51:53 <Ryu> gimme a kiss^^5
52:24 <Kelevra> poor Mason
52:30 <Kelevra> R is very smart
52:30 <R> kunnyz
52:45 <Mason> No i dont have that stuff
52:52 <Ryu> been meaning 2 get pepsi for hour n half now
52:53 <Ryu> :<
52:56 <R> what are you runnings?
52:56 <Mason> I need someone to fo it for me
53:00 <R> Freestyle dash?
53:22 <Mason> Im not hacker or modder i m friends with alot here
53:28 <R> I see
54:01 <R> What are you runnning freestyle dash?
54:06 <Mason> LIJAH BOY 90 is being a cunt ill warn him then if he continues ill ask
54:15 <R> Yes
54:18 <Mason> Idk what that means
54:26 <R> He should be warned
54:32 <R> sounds like he deserves it
54:49 <Mason> Hes a shit talking lil bitch xD
54:56 <R> I know of him
55:01 <Kelevra> aww just like Ryu
55:16 <R> We've had many runnings together Lijah and I
55:28 <R> But he has always come off second best
55:35 <b1rd> lol
55:36 <R> you tell him if he doesnt pipe down, R will be on
55:37 <Mason> Lmao
55:43 <Mason> K
55:45 <b1rd> yes
56:18 <b1rd> give him a bit of wat for
57:48 <Mason> Hes coming on here lmao
58:26 <Kelevra> good
58:35 <Kelevra> everyone should join the party
58:40 <Kelevra> b1rd loves company
58:44 <Kelevra> even the uninvited
58:51 <b1rd> lol
59:19 <Kelevra> bird, shower and shave and get your best kit on
59:24 <Kelevra> it's time to go out dancing
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00:55 <b1rd> k i sleep on couch first
01:15 <lolmate> wassup
01:42 <lolmate> i was complained about by some dude
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02:16 <lolmate> he said i was gonna be ddosed and gave me this website
02:28 <R> yes indeed
02:31 <R> that was I
02:33 <MiaOneness> 7 minutes
03:01 <b1rd> shall i begin the dos yet R?
03:02 <Mason> <3 xD
03:11 <R> Soon
03:22 <R> We will see what our friend here has to say for himself
03:35 <R> Give him the benefit of the doubt
03:40 <R> Perhaps he'd like to apologise?
03:43 <b1rd> ok
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04:04 <b1rd> just gimme the word ill be waiting
04:15 <R> indeed
04:27 <lolmate> im sorry for shit talking
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04:34 * R crosses arms and nods
04:34 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o lx
04:46 <R> I'm glad we could sort this out so easily
04:52 <Mason> Ok guye thank you
04:54 <lolmate> yeh mate
05:13 <lolmate> thanks guys
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05:19 <Mason> Thx R and bird
05:27 <R> It was our pleasure
05:33 <b1rd> lol
06:01 <b1rd> another happy customer
07:03 <MiaOneness> 3 minutes
07:12 <MiaOneness> 2 minutes
07:32 <b1rd> should i be on guard wat da countdown
07:43 <Lumeah> Sup cunts
07:52 <Mason> Lmao hey
07:55 <b1rd> heya lumeah lol
08:04 <Lumeah> Hey b1rdy
08:09 <Mason> Hes so scared atm lmao xD
08:14 <Lumeah> Aww
08:18 <b1rd> hehe
08:22 <MiaOneness> Train arrives
08:30 <b1rd> ohh
08:31 <MiaOneness> 1 minute
08:34 <b1rd> lol
09:01 <MiaOneness> Here it comes..
09:30 <b1rd> fire in da hole
09:32 <b1rd> lol
10:00 <MiaOneness> So cold
10:09 <R> Ladies and gentlemen.... Start your engines
10:10 <MiaOneness> 2 stops away
10:11 <b1rd> turn gas on
10:13 <Kelevra> lolmate was funny
10:56 <Kelevra> GDAY M8 CARE FOR A SERVE OF A DOSING
11:04 <b1rd> lol
11:06 <R> LoL
11:24 <Ryu> pepsi in grasp imo
11:32 <Kelevra>  got docs on ya brah
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11:52 <b1rd> lol
12:00 <Ryu> mia titzzzzzz
12:03 <Ryu> get zem owtt
12:33 <Lumeah> Get ya cock out bro
12:39 <b1rd> lol
12:59 <Ryu> i fink tamika has zee hots 4 me
13:14 <Lumeah> Lies
14:04 <Lumeah> U think everyone does
14:08 <Ryu> melody did u c me new shoez???
14:10 <Kelevra> tamika is such a nigger name
14:19 <Kelevra> or like tammy is a hill billy name
14:24 <Ryu> lolz
14:31 <Ryu> her big sister is tamara
14:43 <Kelevra> tammy collins from highschool fucked everyone then her brother got stabbed by some viet guys and yeah she quit our school
14:46 <Kelevra> sad stories
14:52 <Kelevra> not that i care tbh
14:59 <Kelevra> my brother rooted tammy and corrianne
15:01 <b1rd> lol
15:25 <Kelevra> corrianne was her bestfriend
15:37 <Kelevra> and fuck my brother fucked another of their friends kelly winnel
15:39 <Ryu> i had sex near some bushes on the side of the road with a abbo chick using gladwrap as a condom.
15:41 <Kelevra> she was such a hooker
15:41 <Ryu> tru god
15:51 <Ryu> 100% tru
16:08 <Kelevra> wow
16:15 <Kelevra> even I've never used gladwrap
16:21 <Kelevra> oh wait I did once
16:26 <Kelevra> this guy stephan
16:36 <Ryu> Stephen dorks?
17:07 <Kelevra> my bf at the time cheated on me cause i had a headache and I busted him and my bestfriend in bed and belted them and threw their clothes out and hit them
17:21 <Kelevra> and then i went and fucked his friend and his friend was pretty shit tbh
17:34 <Kelevra> the gladwrap wasn't making things glad
17:36 <Lumeah> I would have given him more than an
17:45 <Ryu> was funny, dis chic found out her bf was cheated on her cus he found a pokemon at another chics place
17:46 <Lumeah> Heeadake
17:47 <Ryu> ajjajaja
18:33 <R> Lumeah welcome
18:36 <Kelevra> nah I hit him and he hid in the ensuite and she just copped the belting then I took their clothes and threw them over the nextdoor neighbours fence
18:41 <Kelevra> fucking slut cunts
19:06 <Kelevra> then I banged his shit friend who I hated for retaliation
19:26 <Kelevra> stephan the spanish shit cunt
19:38 <Lumeah> Ahh cuntish
20:04 <Kelevra> well shit I was young and angry
20:18 <Kelevra> and it wasn't the first guy my mate had fucked who I was dating
20:21 <Kelevra> she was a fkn slag
20:48 <Kelevra> she was the type of girl to always make fun of a guy who she liked
20:51 <Ryu> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grj3B3dXdXk
20:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - If I Die Young (NEW 2017 Sad Inspirational Song) (Jul 17, 2013) Length: 5:11 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 14,146,849 views views - 74,433 likes (95.7%), 3,382 dislikes (4.3%)
20:54 <Kelevra> and it always backfired on her
20:55 <Ryu> <3 song :3
21:17 <Ryu> lay me down on a bed of roses :3
21:20 <Kelevra> like she'd try to piss them off and see if they'd still like her
21:31 <Kelevra> I'm a fairly chilled out person
21:40 <Kelevra> so I tend to get along with everyone
22:29 <Ryu> sync me on a riverrr send me away with the words of a love song!!
22:33 <Kelevra> Lumeah are you a trifling bitch slut?
22:37 <Kelevra> I doubt you are..
22:51 <Kelevra> you seem calm.. sometimes unpleasantly calm
23:16 <Kelevra> I hear a v8
23:21 <Kelevra> the man is home!
23:27 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
23:30 <Kelevra> nah neighbour, fuck..
23:51 <Kelevra> every cunt here has a fucking v8
23:56 <Kelevra> boganville crap area
24:06 <b1rd> lol
24:11 <Kelevra> I can't remember the last time i heard boost from a turbo
24:36 <Kelevra> 0 turbo in this area
25:02 Nick: Ryu is now known as dipstick
25:58 <dipstick> me m8 runs 9 pound boost on his turbo calibar
26:05 <dipstick> off its head-,-
26:11 <Lumeah> Nope
26:56 <Lumeah> Cool
27:00 <dipstick> it sounds like a violent thunderstorm when he puts foot down
27:37 <dipstick> followed by a sik blowoff valve when he changes gears
28:04 <Kelevra> nissans have really shit passenger seatbelts
28:09 <Kelevra> all nissans
28:24 <dipstick> dsi is holden calibar
28:28 <dipstick> 2 door sports coupe
28:39 <Kelevra> had an ex with a king series silvia when I was younger and his seatbelt would unhook on me around corners
28:53 <Kelevra> another mate I forget what he had but it did the same
29:03 <Kelevra> and seriously if you buy a holden
29:13 <Kelevra> just wait for the ignition barrel to fuck up
29:55 <dipstick> he use to have a rx-3 turbo'd with microtech enhancement
30:55 <dipstick> fuck man we raced a brand new v8 monaro on the highway,,, half a body length in front the v8
31:08 <dipstick> i think shaki didnt wanna shame him so just kept up
31:18 <Kelevra> I gtg
31:22 <Kelevra> michaels here
31:26 <R> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
31:52 <dipstick> n hed take me drifting
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32:54 <R> LOLOLOLOLOOL
34:44 <dipstick> k i stop poo parrotin n go do summin seeta
34:55 Nick: dipstick is now known as smegin-sumwwhere
36:24 <smegin-sumwwhere> il jus assume melody is seeing michael temby
36:28 <smegin-sumwwhere> aaaaaaaalolololololololl
37:38 <smegin-sumwwhere> michael caine
37:40 <smegin-sumwwhere> jaja
38:27 <smegin-sumwwhere> k c u
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00:37 <harley-quinn> i in luv wif harley quinn from suicide squad
00:44 <harley-quinn> <3
00:53 <Tnnah> mia girl!!!!!
00:55 <Tnnah> <3 <3 <3
01:29 <harley-quinn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqq1Uh7gwi0
01:31 <harley-quinn> off head ay
01:33 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Suicide Squad - Introducing Harley Quinn (Oct 15, 2016) Length: 1:53 - Category: Entertainment - 33,937 views views - likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
01:37 <harley-quinn> mny typa gurl imo
02:02 <MiaOneness> yo yo, finally home
02:11 <MiaOneness> OMG how exhausting today has been.
02:38 <b1rd> lol
02:46 <Tnnah> aww :(
02:51 <Tnnah> home now girl :p
04:37 <MiaOneness> i think I know now why my police check took so long to come
04:45 <MiaOneness> I didnt provide 100 points identifcation, it didnt ask
04:55 <MiaOneness> But Matchworks are doing it for free tomorrow with the WWC
05:09 <MiaOneness> What a hassle. Must of done it wrong. I think it will be okay.
05:24 <Tnnah> this is your employer speaking, please tell us what the meaning of 2600 is
05:35 <MiaOneness> 2060*
05:48 <Tnnah> lol
05:48 <MiaOneness> I just saw a psychiatrist today, first time since I came out of the ward in Cyprus
05:50 <MiaOneness> He said
05:56 <MiaOneness> They have disdiagnosed you
06:02 <Tnnah> tru story?
06:07 <MiaOneness> You dont have schizophrenia, you have schizo-effective disorder
06:16 <Tnnah> yes take ur pills mia
06:20 <MiaOneness> Im serious man
06:21 <Tnnah> i take 2 for that
06:25 <MiaOneness> He said the diagnosis is wrong
06:46 <MiaOneness> I go are you sure? He said we will keep in touch, but I recommend
06:47 <Tnnah> cool
06:52 <MiaOneness> instead of 10mg Abilify, take 30mg
06:59 <MiaOneness> FUCK THAT. I wont be able to work if I do
07:06 <Tnnah> u need 400-800mg amisulpride girl
07:08 <MiaOneness> So Ill just carry on as usual, a little nutty
07:39 <MiaOneness> Im much at ease about the police check now
08:23 <Tnnah> :)
08:46 <MiaOneness> I have to do my Induction
09:07 <MiaOneness> I might do it tonight. Work commences as usual on Monday. Go get my unifrom on Friday :)
09:12 <harley-quinn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWQsp_p3XcU
09:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Esoteric & Stu Bangas "The Danger" feat Vinnie Paz, Celph Titled & Apathy (Official Music Video) (Oct 15, 2013) Length: 4:11 - Category: Music - 386,720 views views - 3,412 likes (97.9%), 72 dislikes (2.1%)
09:18 <harley-quinn> best of celph titled
09:53 <Tnnah> what sorta job mia girl
10:22 <MiaOneness> its just at RMIT cleaning the offices
10:29 <MiaOneness> its from 3AM-7AM
10:30 <Tnnah> aww :)
10:34 <MiaOneness> thats the hours I want
10:42 <Tnnah> coolies girl
10:46 <Tnnah> good on u
11:01 <MiaOneness> Yes, I really want the job - it is designed for me, dont have to deal with people and stuff at that hr
11:06 <MiaOneness> I have anxiety around people
11:21 <Lumeah> Yup das most people here
11:25 <Tnnah> with your meds it might be different
11:55 <MiaOneness> nah Tnnah.. its worse.. I have only taken meds for 3 months in six-seven years
11:59 <Tnnah> hey lumeys girl!!! whats for dinner girl? 8 mexican family dishes, 2 3L coca cola bottles, 3x apple pie strudels
12:01 <MiaOneness> I am happy without, as I dont bother people
12:35 <Lumeah> U don't bother people
12:57 <MiaOneness> Yes thats why Ive never pressured myself into taking meds
13:01 <MiaOneness> I am a recluse by nature
13:10 <Tnnah> <3 mia girl > lumeah girl
13:12 <Tnnah> understand?
13:35 <MiaOneness> brb...Oh I got my fiver back from the Hazard bet
13:36 <R> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
13:47 <MiaOneness> made $35 smackaroos today. I was wrapped lol.. Was gonna have a rump
14:05 <MiaOneness> But my nose was sniffling from the cold... lucky i went home, had other things beckoning
14:07 <Tnnah> lumeys girl bought 3 tubs of ben and jerry's tonight
14:19 <MiaOneness> Ive never tried that. But it does look a treat
14:29 <Tnnah> its still goyim food
14:31 <harley-quinn> mia tittzzzzzz
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14:35 <harley-quinn> they out?????????
14:53 <MiaOneness> They are never out lol
15:05 <MiaOneness> I never free-ball
16:06 <harley-quinn> :''(
17:10 <Tnnah> gonna play some tunes soon
17:18 <Tnnah> got my sub and speakers hooked up to my smart tv
17:20 <harley-quinn> mia titz
17:22 <harley-quinn> http://imgur.com/a/Z6gtv
17:30 <harley-quinn> puk up bitch i need a kissy
17:33 <harley-quinn> now
17:38 <Tnnah> shut your hole kid
17:41 * harley-quinn is searching for MiaOneness + goatsex on yahoo. WEEE 532 hits!
17:48 * harley-quinn discovers MiaOneness's picture at uglypeople.com
17:54 <harley-quinn> fkup
18:05 <harley-quinn> if you aint garbage. yur rubbish son
18:09 <harley-quinn> :}
18:19 <R> LOLOLOLOLOL
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18:34 <l00peyd0g> Hello
19:07 <l00peyd0g> How are u
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19:34 <R> l00peyd0g welcome
19:52 <harley-quinn> wonder if melody got hers out
19:59 <harley-quinn> temby is givin her a rub down
20:00 <l00peyd0g> Hi R
20:03 <harley-quinn> jajajajaa
20:07 <R> LOOOOLLLLL
20:10 <R> Michael Temby
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21:20 <R> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLL loltraktor
21:26 <l00peyd0g> ; )
21:37 <R> l00peyd0g you in a better mood now?
21:56 <l00peyd0g> Always
21:57 <loltraktor> lolz
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22:30 <loltraktor> melody thinks you're revolting hobbit, your thoughts on the topic?
23:01 <l00peyd0g> So cute
23:02 <Warren1984> Hi Agent
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23:52 <loltraktor> poomeah is only one hu has seen my penus but she wudnt haf teh pic now jajajaja
24:03 <loltraktor> ^^5
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26:05 <loltraktor> shatter your jaw to pieces, now you speakin broken english, you defeat me and make history
27:38 <l00peyd0g> ?
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29:34 <Lumeah> Have i?
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30:17 <Tnnah> hi b1rd, lumeys girl is a little out of control tonight due to the sugar from the 3 ben and jerry's ice cream tubs she demolished
30:21 <Tnnah> can u bring her into line?
30:21 <Tnnah> nm
33:44 <Tnnah> take out lumeys girl to an expensive dinner and u'll be spending hundreds of thousands on her
33:52 <Tnnah> main courses, etc
33:56 <Tnnah> wine, etc
35:46 <Lumeah> Hahahaha
35:47 <loltraktor> can i play rhyme the dipsticks words aginst him game :>?
36:15 <Lumeah> Your a idiot
36:37 <Lumeah> New material is requested
36:58 <Lumeah> Das old we bored of your bullshit
37:46 <loltraktor> I get told off for pullim boy dicks
37:54 <loltraktor> damned
38:03 <loltraktor> no time stamp
38:04 <loltraktor> :<
39:19 <loltraktor> z0mg
39:21 <MiaOneness> I just did my induction
39:24 <loltraktor> i lost 50 dorrah
39:25 <MiaOneness> thats done
39:29 <MiaOneness> i need a smoke
39:30 <Tnnah> did u win mia?
39:36 <MiaOneness> lol... yeah a job
39:40 <Tnnah> lol
39:52 <loltraktor> it under me hat
39:55 <loltraktor> got it
40:20 <Warren1984> Lumeah doesnt drink wine
40:56 <Tnnah> she drinks the expensive french variety
41:00 <Tnnah> 10k a bottle or more
41:06 <Warren1984> She wouldn't know
41:07 <Tnnah> thats why i said she costs u hundreds of thousands
41:10 <Tnnah> when u take her out
41:29 <Warren1984> Fine dining to Lumeah is a burger from maccas loose change menu
41:44 <Tnnah> true
42:41 <Warren1984> Lumeah likes eating poo from public toilets she thinks its truffle
42:50 <Tnnah> i know hey
43:28 <loltraktor> w8in for twelve hundy 2 clear
43:30 <loltraktor> :/
43:32 <Lumeah> Good evening boys
43:40 <Lumeah> Lol. U miss me?
43:47 <Lumeah> Must have
43:47 <Warren1984> Skirmish tried to take Lumeah on a date to the local sewerage treatment plant however she had already eaten enough truffle poos from the local park toilets and he had no petrol
43:55 <Lumeah> You talk about me 2 much
44:09 <Warren1984> Piss off Lumeah
44:54 <Tnnah> lolo
44:56 <Tnnah> its true though
46:16 <Warren1984> It is
46:35 <Warren1984> Lumeah once drank off urine from a pub because she had no money to buy a lemon squash
48:05 <Lumeah> Nah.. U love me to much
48:12 <Lumeah> Er
48:19 <Lumeah> Bad comedian
48:27 <Lumeah> Sad man. Lol
48:39 <+DuckDodgers> lollllllllllllllllll
48:49 <Warren1984> No Lumeah actually I think you are a piece of shit and a big problem we face today as a nation
49:24 <Lumeah> Cover for your bad comedy
49:38 <Warren1984> Not comedy
49:41 <Warren1984> TRUTH
49:59 <Lumeah> Your comdy fucker
50:20 <Warren1984> People agree with me, you are a joke on Austnet
50:32 <Warren1984> How old are you Lumeah?
50:50 <loltraktor> sum suspect darky parked out house just b4
51:17 <loltraktor> i went out there and strolled past back n fourth... was gonna knock him ay
51:26 <Warren1984> In your dreams maybe
52:03 <loltraktor> me dog gave me the heads up imo
52:17 <loltraktor> she can sniff darkys from half a k away imo
52:20 <Warren1984> loltraktor where is johninja?
52:33 <Tnnah> lumeys girl how many truffels u collect from the local public toilets today? 100-200?
52:53 <steven> lols
54:47 Nick: DuckDodgers is now known as JohnBowen
54:54 <+JohnBowen> LOLOLOL
55:56 <+JohnBowen> Hi Kelevra
58:43 <Warren1984> Lumeah buys homebrand hot dogs from coles to use as a dildo
58:54 <steven> and they are still harder than b1rd
59:00 <Warren1984> They are
59:11 <Warren1984> Lumeah where is b1rd?
00:22 <loltraktor> tehan likes penus hard please brah ya cant rhyme please depart you greasy tart ill thieve ya heart belive you aint no braveheart i stay razor sharp cunt.
01:58 <loltraktor> u got cuts and bruises trippin over ya own words
07:41 <loltraktor> you weak little biters dont sleep on me like itis
08:52 <MiaOneness> OMG i just finalised it now
09:01 <MiaOneness> and i been waiting for a month panicking something was wrong
09:02 <MiaOneness> DOH
10:20 <loltraktor> whos needs diamonds.. i shine when i rhyme xD
10:53 <loltraktor> hmmmmmmmmm
11:04 <Kelevra> hi JohnBowen
11:06 <loltraktor> phila wife wants to get on whatsapp
11:15 <Kelevra> hows life?
13:38 <loltraktor> lyrically fit, you hatin on me, means you aint shit but a bitch
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14:24 <loltraktor> warren is furious in pm
14:53 <loltraktor> aww warren hows sunday church going son?
15:10 <loltraktor> mingling with the churchies son?
15:47 <loltraktor> warren use to be an altar boy for the anglican church
16:04 <Warren1984> So what if I did
16:38 <ynnoB> better than the catholic church
16:38 <loltraktor> thats good mate i respect it
17:10 <loltraktor> i respect it as much as the piece of dogshit thats on your top liip
17:16 <loltraktor> jajajajjajajajjajaja
17:57 <loltraktor> filo wife is bored
17:58 <loltraktor> keke
18:13 <loltraktor> full scale pedo mechanism in full swing.
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20:27 <DJSnake> Wtf u doing here Kelevra?
21:35 <loltraktor> where iz mr martz n krew
21:41 <loltraktor> bbs sh0wer
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23:26 <steven> haha DoC was zlined
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34:11 <loltraktor> i bak
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38:43 <loltraktor> who is over listening to my bullshit
39:07 <loltraktor> am pissin u dippyburds off? :>
44:15 <loltraktor> tamika sas i m #DEAD
44:21 <loltraktor> wat eva meanz
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44:59 <loltraktor> my uncanny humour is effective in some way i suppose
45:00 <kuniva> salon quality ingredients my son
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46:00 <split_whisker> Decore...de..de...decoree. De..de aaaaannnndddd.  Iiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!
46:00 <President_Trump> on yer way sport
46:00 <kuniva> lolololo
46:00 <kuniva> that add
46:00 <kuniva> the dick singin in the shower
46:00 <split_whisker> Home brand shampoo
46:00 <kuniva> Wella
46:42 <loltraktor> unload my clips, im watchin ever bullet spit as im kickin em
46:48 <loltraktor> every
46:53 <Tnnah> shut up joel
47:00 <kuniva> lolzz
47:00 <split_whisker> Schwartzkopf
47:00 <kuniva> pantiene
47:00 <split_whisker> Mmm smewwy bubbubarff
47:00 <split_whisker> Pantene
47:36 <loltraktor> k
47:55 <loltraktor> good idea
48:00 <kuniva> ye
48:00 <split_whisker> Head and shoulders
48:00 <kuniva> lolololl
48:00 <kuniva> flaker
48:00 <split_whisker> Pert...son
48:00 <kuniva> never had dandy ever
48:00 <kuniva> fk dat lolz
48:25 <loltraktor> -[ 20:48.14 ]- - - - - - - - - - -[ Idle: 1min 46secs ]- -[ Connected: Tue Jul 04 20:34:21 2017 ]-
48:34 <loltraktor> lolz
48:53 Quit: lx ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
48:54 <loltraktor> gremminator dont like the burd
49:00 <split_whisker> Lil dandy constant
49:00 <split_whisker> Pert was good
49:00 <kuniva> man
49:00 <kuniva> u know what the best one was?
49:00 <split_whisker> Wot
49:00 <split_whisker> Lol
50:00 <split_whisker> Bumhairs speak up son
50:00 <split_whisker> Tnnah is a junky
50:00 <split_whisker> !random
50:00 <Herb_Dean> [63835] T: 18:49:06 <split_whisker> Pert was good
50:54 <loltraktor> gremmer prob has widescreen 100 inch monitors surrounding him scanning for z's n g's 24/7, has insomnia n shit
51:10 <loltraktor> off tap imo
52:00 <split_whisker> !search poo
52:00 <split_whisker> !random Steven
52:00 <Herb_Dean> [63835] T: 22:58:58 <steven> hear me call him a 'bad pedo'
52:00 <split_whisker> Lmao
52:04 <President_Trump> !gamble
52:14 <loltraktor> !gamble
52:19 <loltraktor> :<
52:24 <President_Trump> kid'd
52:37 <loltraktor> yerp
53:00 <loltraktor> i need revitalisationing.
53:12 <steven> who is going to register amelia's nickname?
53:31 <President_Trump> jen
53:33 <loltraktor> emily kickett
53:34 <loltraktor> will
53:40 <loltraktor> get kcikett on here man
53:46 <steven> go to asd and get the vhost amelia.amelia.amelia
53:49 <loltraktor> stop hiding her from the hounds ya maggot
53:54 <steven> then couLOEURS will be ur b/f
54:00 <split_whisker> Hello fatsam
54:00 <split_whisker> Sup son
54:29 <Warren1984> Does anyone know where xm is?
54:37 <loltraktor> pilliam
55:01 <loltraktor> warren are agitated at me son?¿
55:04 <President_Trump> hes at lorrikeet isnt he? lolz
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55:11 <loltraktor> jaja
55:16 * shadsam slaps BlackDevil around a bit with a large trout
55:23 <loltraktor> Mr motherfucken Martzz
55:34 Nick: loltraktor is now known as smeagol
55:56 <smeagol> sydneys #1 supreme DJ imo
56:00 <whisker_biscuit> Fagsam speak up
56:00 <whisker_biscuit> Shadsam
56:15 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o shadsam
56:29 Mode: (by shadsam) +v shadsam
57:23 <smeagol> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCH7bEbc1Ns
57:27 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bliss n Eso - Moments feat. Gavin James (Official Video Clip) (Apr 4, 2017) Length: 4:19 - Category: Music - 900,990 views views - likes (96.6%), 256 dislikes (3.4%)
57:27 <smeagol> best song
58:00 <smeagol> !picture smeagol
58:00 <Herb_Dean> T: 16:38:54 <smeagol> http://imgur.com/a/RNEm6
58:00 <smeagol> baron!
58:00 <smeagol> big boobs mio
58:00 <smeagol> Im0
58:09 <smeagol> im wearing lipstick
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00:00 <smeagol> when i have 15 points and 2 ounces of weed and a botttle of scotch ill be content
00:00 <President_Trump> how much u got atm?
00:00 <steven> lolz
00:00 <smeagol> none of anything
00:00 <smeagol> lolz
00:00 <smeagol> jk im not gettin 15 points
01:00 <smeagol> lolz
01:00 <President_Trump> u broke kid?
01:00 <smeagol> ill cook me brain lolz
01:00 <gremlinz> wheres miababes
01:00 <smeagol> ye broke as a joke
01:00 <smeagol> ill have 5 pnts in half n hour
01:00 <Kelevra> hey is there a way to block your number or cover it if you're calling someone
01:00 <steven> 1831/1832
01:00 <steven> one is block one is show
01:00 <Warren1984> lol
01:25 <Kelevra> hey is there a way to block your number or cover it if you're calling someone
01:39 <steven> 1831/1832
01:46 <steven> one is block one is show
01:53 <Warren1984> lol
02:00 <smeagol> 1831
02:00 <smeagol> but i gota try n sell some to the wheels in motion
02:00 <smeagol> just talkin to u dummies to pass the time before i shoot off into the night
02:00 <smeagol> 1831
02:00 <smeagol> is the private num code son
02:00 <Kelevra> what
02:00 <Kelevra> the
02:00 <Kelevra> fuck
02:00 <Kelevra> you guys are off your tits
02:00 <smeagol> example
02:00 <Kelevra> I wantto hide my number
02:00 <smeagol> 18310411211311
02:00 <smeagol> no spaces
02:00 <President_Trump> dial 1831 before the number and it will hide it
02:00 <smeagol> all one thing
02:10 <smeagol> is the private num code son
02:21 <Kelevra> what
02:24 <Kelevra> the
02:25 <Kelevra> fuck
02:32 <Glenn> Good evenig all! :)
02:33 <Kelevra> you guys are off your tits
02:37 <smeagol> example
02:49 <Kelevra> I wantto hide my number
02:51 <smeagol> 18310411211311
02:54 <smeagol> no spaces
02:56 <President_Trump> dial 1831 before the number and it will hide it
02:57 <smeagol> all one thing
03:00 <smeagol> wiill priv ya son
03:00 <smeagol> avoid main roads for cop cars
03:00 <smeagol> stealth movement in full swing, i sha'll be an illusive shadow
03:00 <President_Trump> black ops
03:00 <smeagol> wiill priv ya son
03:00 <Kelevra> I want to hide my number
03:00 <Kelevra> my brother can't know my number
03:00 <Kelevra> tism
03:00 <President_Trump> nah we kidding 1832 hides it kid
03:00 <President_Trump> tisk
03:00 <Kelevra> so it'll hide my mobile number?
03:06 <Kelevra> I want to hide my number
03:15 <Kelevra> my brother can't know my number
03:26 <Kelevra> tism
03:26 <President_Trump> nah we kidding 1832 hides it kid
03:33 <President_Trump> tisk
03:54 <Kelevra> so it'll hide my mobile number?
04:00 <President_Trump> not telling
04:00 <Kelevra> come on fkn help me out you fuckers
04:00 <ynnoB> there's a setting in your phone for your number be hidden when you make a call
04:00 <Warren1984> Kelevra do you want to call someone from your mobile?
04:00 <smeagol> u finished sucking michael tembys penus melody
04:00 <smeagol> :>?
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04:24 <President_Trump> not telling
04:27 <Kelevra> come on fkn help me out you fuckers
04:45 <ynnoB> there's a setting in your phone for your number be hidden when you make a call
04:48 <Warren1984> Kelevra do you want to call someone from your mobile?
04:50 <smeagol> u finished sucking michael tembys penus melody
04:53 <smeagol> :>?
05:00 <Kelevra> fuck off joel
05:00 <Kelevra> you're josh ina worse skin
05:00 <Kelevra> ty ynnoB
05:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
05:00 <Warren1984> LOL
05:00 <ynnoB> no worries
05:00 <ynnoB> what phone do you have?
05:00 <ynnoB> iphone or android?
05:00 <smeagol> im a wolf in sheeps clothing!
05:00 <Warren1984> Kelevra if you use 1831 it will work
05:00 <Kelevra> borrowing a friends it's not crash hot
05:08 <Kelevra> fuck off joel
05:18 <Kelevra> you're josh ina worse skin
05:23 <Kelevra> ty ynnoB
05:27 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
05:30 <Warren1984> LOL
05:31 <ynnoB> no worries
05:36 <ynnoB> what phone do you have?
05:40 <ynnoB> iphone or android?
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05:48 <smeagol> im a wolf in sheeps clothing!
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05:58 <Warren1984> Kelevra if you use 1831 it will work
05:59 <Kelevra> borrowing a friends it's not crash hot
06:00 <ynnoB> must get hot for you, joel with all that wool
06:00 <Kelevra> I think it's a samsung note s3
06:00 <Kelevra> or something, maybe a 4
06:00 <MiaOneness> get a Nokia 3... so cheap, so great.. 200-250$
06:00 <Warren1984> It doesnt matter what phone it is, 1831 will work on phones 20 years old
06:00 <smeagol> You find me offensive? I find you offensive, for finding me offensive..
06:00 <smeagol> loll
06:00 <Kelevra> fuck off joel, ynnoB can end you
06:00 <Kelevra> dickhead.
06:00 <smeagol> keke
06:00 <Warren1984> 1832 also can work
06:00 <smeagol> bon bonz
06:08 <ynnoB> must get hot for you, joel with all that wool
06:12 <Kelevra> I think it's a samsung note s3
06:21 <Kelevra> or something, maybe a 4
06:27 <MiaOneness> get a Nokia 3... so cheap, so great.. 200-250$
06:29 <Warren1984> It doesnt matter what phone it is, 1831 will work on phones 20 years old
06:32 <smeagol> You find me offensive? I find you offensive, for finding me offensive..
06:45 <smeagol> loll
06:51 <Kelevra> fuck off joel, ynnoB can end you
06:54 <Kelevra> dickhead.
06:57 <smeagol> keke
06:58 <Warren1984> 1832 also can work
06:59 <smeagol> bon bonz
07:00 <smeagol> tear her apart n banggg
07:00 <Warren1984> you just put it before the number and it will work
07:00 <smeagol> free lil 2cent chinese made junk toy.
07:00 <Tnnah> gtfo
07:00 <President_Trump> Kelevra why dont u want your brother to have your phone number?
07:00 <Kelevra> cause I have to all from someone elses number
07:00 <President_Trump> yet you give it to daz
07:04 <smeagol> tear her apart n banggg
07:09 <Warren1984> you just put it before the number and it will work
07:18 <smeagol> free lil 2cent chinese made junk toy.
07:23 <Tnnah> glenn u fkn faggot
07:27 <Tnnah> gtfo
07:28 <President_Trump> Kelevra why dont u want your brother to have your phone number?
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07:46 <Kelevra> cause I have to all from someone elses number
07:49 <President_Trump> yet you give it to daz
07:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa DarkAngel DarkAngel
08:00 <Kelevra> you can call me if you wish
08:00 <Kelevra> go for it
08:00 <DarkAngel> fuckballs
08:00 <Warren1984> What is your number Kelevra?
08:00 <smeagol> wat u want me 2 call u
08:00 <DarkAngel> Warren1984 38921111
08:00 <Kelevra> find it, everyone has it.
08:00 <Warren1984> DarkAngel what sort of number is that?
08:04 <Kelevra> you can call me if you wish
08:08 <Kelevra> go for it
08:08 <DarkAngel> fuckballs
08:16 <Warren1984> What is your number Kelevra?
08:26 <smeagol> wat u want me 2 call u
08:31 <DarkAngel> Warren1984 38921111
08:33 <Kelevra> find it, everyone has it.
08:53 <Warren1984> DarkAngel what sort of number is that?
09:00 <smeagol> i got alotta ammunition in my repoitwar... :}
09:00 <smeagol> duno how 2 spell dat word ay
09:00 <smeagol> off guts word 2 spell
09:00 <DarkAngel> Warren1984 go ask a brisbanite lol
09:00 <steven> 1831 before the number will block ur number
09:00 <Kelevra> Glenns getting his pe wet
09:00 <steven> if you have a silent number if you put 1832 before the number it will show ur number
09:00 <Kelevra> do da dee
09:00 <President_Trump> where is Raichu?
09:05 * DarkAngel nods to Glenn
09:07 <smeagol> i got alotta ammunition in my repoitwar... :}
09:12 <Glenn> :)
09:14 <smeagol> duno how 2 spell dat word ay
09:17 <smeagol> off guts word 2 spell
09:21 <DarkAngel> Warren1984 go ask a brisbanite lol
09:22 <steven> 1831 before the number will block ur number
09:31 <Kelevra> Glenns getting his pe wet
09:37 <steven> if you have a silent number if you put 1832 before the number it will show ur number
09:38 <Kelevra> do da dee
09:55 <President_Trump> where is Raichu?
10:00 <whisker_biscuit> Loser
10:00 <DarkAngel> wanking with steven?
10:00 <steven> -NickOP- *** Information about amelia [896] ***
10:00 <steven> -
10:00 <steven> -NickOP- Last address: [email protected]
10:00 <steven> LOLOLOL
10:00 <smeagol> lolz
10:00 <smeagol> melie tt'z
10:00 <smeagol> she liked me until i abused zee fk outta her
10:00 <smeagol> jaj :./
10:07 <DarkAngel> wanking with steven?
10:10 <steven> -NickOP- *** Information about amelia [896] ***
10:10 <steven> -
10:10 <steven> -NickOP- Last address: [email protected]
10:15 <steven> LOLOLOL
10:28 <smeagol> lolz
10:33 <smeagol> melie tt'z
10:34 * DarkAngel blows raspberries @ steven
10:49 <smeagol> she liked me until i abused zee fk outta her
10:52 <smeagol> jaj :./
11:00 <Kelevra> eh bored now
11:00 <Warren1984> amelia was nice but sometimes picked on me
11:00 <smeagol> sharni
11:00 <smeagol> where is that lil rat
11:00 <smeagol> id knock the dust off that pussy
11:07 <Kelevra> eh bored now
11:18 <Warren1984> amelia was nice but sometimes picked on me
11:30 <smeagol> sharni
11:33 <smeagol> where is that lil rat
11:40 <smeagol> id knock the dust off that pussy
12:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllll
12:00 <Warren1984> smeagol who is sharni?
12:00 <DarkAngel> brb btw steven  your kageshi is dead lol
12:00 <smeagol> lollolzz
12:02 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllll
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12:32 <Warren1984> smeagol who is sharni?
12:43 <DarkAngel> brb btw steven your kageshi is dead lol
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12:57 <smeagol> lollolzz
13:00 <smeagol> piss of ya slut
13:00 <smeagol> id like to chin her back to china
13:00 <smeagol> my dick wouldnt fit in her vagina
13:00 <smeagol> ill spit on it have a toke and get higher
13:04 <smeagol> piss of ya slut
13:17 <smeagol> id like to chin her back to china
13:45 <smeagol> my dick wouldnt fit in her vagina
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13:59 <smeagol> ill spit on it have a toke and get higher
14:00 <DarkAngel> ta lets hope this one stick or i will have to change servers
14:00 <smeagol> ill finish here while i drippin with fire
14:00 <smeagol> fucken
14:00 <steven> i dont have a kageshi
14:00 <smeagol> iunno
14:00 <smeagol> i gon back 2 shop 4 more pepsi
14:00 <smeagol> c u
14:00 <DarkAngel> zlol
14:03 <Glenn> Welcome back DarkAngel
14:20 <DarkAngel> ta lets hope this one stick or i will have to change servers
14:20 <smeagol> ill finish here while i drippin with fire
14:34 <smeagol> fucken
14:36 <steven> i dont have a kageshi
14:39 <smeagol> iunno
14:48 <smeagol> i gon back 2 shop 4 more pepsi
14:50 <smeagol> c u
14:55 <DarkAngel> zlol
15:00 <President_Trump> smeagol drop by plummers and pickup some 2litre cokes instead
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15:40 <President_Trump> smeagol drop by plummers and pickup some 2litre cokes instead
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15:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o xm
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18:00 <DarkAngel> suuuuuuuuuuuure you dont
18:09 <DarkAngel> suuuuuuuuuuuure you dont
20:00 <gremlinz> ..|..
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22:00 <steven> http://prntscr.com/gdz1vz
22:00 <DarkAngel> fuck a duck and call it charlie :\
22:06 <DarkAngel> fuck a duck and call it charlie :\
25:00 <DarkAngel> !ping
25:00 <DarkAngel> where the fuck is everyone
25:04 <DarkAngel> !ping
25:15 <DarkAngel> where the fuck is everyone
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30:00 <Tnnah> DA
30:00 <Tnnah> cam up girl www.kageshi.com/rooms/selfstation
30:34 <Tnnah> DA
30:53 <Tnnah> cam up girl www.kageshi.com/rooms/selfstation
31:00 <Tnnah> titz out for the boyz
31:01 <Tnnah> titz out for the boyz
32:00 <MiaOneness> where u peeps at in kag?
32:32 <MiaOneness> where u peeps at in kag?
32:37 * DarkAngel snickers
33:00 <MiaX> I just shaved my legs.
34:00 <MiaX> and Put strawberry lotion on them. I smell clean. :D
34:00 <MiaX> I should have chosen lemon, or honey..ah well, next time.
34:00 <Tnnah> :)
34:00 <Tnnah> come cam girl
35:00 <Tnnah> www.kageshi.com/rooms/nerdhackz
35:00 <MiaX> not today, i have to sleep soon
35:00 <Tnnah> :(
35:00 <Tnnah> y so mean
35:00 <couleurs1> lols
35:00 <steven> lolz
35:53 <steven> lolz
36:00 <couleurs1> bad stalkin'
36:00 <Tnnah> kid'd
38:00 <steven> lolz
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39:00 <steven> where is she?!
41:00 <smeagol> We never took the route those other crooks took, because we kept recipes for human flesh in my mothers cook book
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41:48 <smeagol> We never took the route those other crooks took, because we kept recipes for human flesh in my mothers cook book
42:00 <chroY> Dumbest rap a
42:00 <chroY> Shit cunt
42:12 <chroY> Dumbest rap a
42:19 <chroY> Shit cunt
43:00 <chroY> Pass me a long neck n let the top pop off it...give me a long legg-ed wench and I'll rip the knickers and crop top off it...
43:14 <chroY> Pass me a long neck n let the top pop off it...give me a long legg-ed wench and I'll rip the knickers and crop top off it...
44:00 <smeagol> lolz
44:00 <chroY> Frowen a punch in the pub cunts get dropped off em
44:14 <smeagol> lolz
44:20 <chroY> Frowen a punch in the pub cunts get dropped off em
45:00 <chroY> Speak up smeagol babes
45:00 <chroY> U can't rap
45:00 <chroY> Yar a fucken tiprat hack
45:14 <chroY> Speak up smeagol babes
45:31 <chroY> U can't rap
45:45 <chroY> Yar a fucken tiprat hack
46:00 <chroY> U know sluggz got ya back
46:00 <chroY> Fgt
46:07 <chroY> U know sluggz got ya back
46:10 <chroY> Fgt
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50:00 <smeagol> you steal material you inferior banana peel, off ya self nirvana styles the topshelf is pure lava my pot shots surely let off the vapour like rastas creatin blunts with origami paper.
50:00 <smeagol> gd nite
50:00 <smeagol> offed ya
50:00 <smeagol> :}
50:16 <smeagol> you steal material you inferior banana peel, off ya self nirvana styles the topshelf is pure lava my pot shots surely let off the vapour like rastas creatin blunts with origami paper.
50:41 <smeagol> gd nite
50:43 <smeagol> offed ya
50:47 <smeagol> :}
52:00 <smeagol> i gettin better at dis daily O.O
52:58 <smeagol> i gettin better at dis daily O.O
53:00 <smeagol> <3
53:02 <smeagol> <3
55:00 <President_Trump> Kelevra where's daz?
56:00 <steven> LOLOL
56:00 <steven> u must wait 30 minutes before having a drink after eating
57:00 <steven> [7:55:04 PM] HarisIsRuler: u drink afther eat wtf
57:00 <steven> [7:55:10 PM] HarisIsRuler: u have to wait till 30 mins
57:00 <Tnnah> can someone ban lx
57:00 <steven> why kid
57:00 <Tnnah> we dont need faggot wisdom
57:00 <steven> where did he touch u
57:00 <smeagol> i wouldnt waste a verse on ya boe
57:00 <smeagol> :/
57:43 <smeagol> i wouldnt waste a verse on ya boe
57:45 <smeagol> :/
58:00 <steven> Warren1984 is president
59:00 <steven> President_Trump is founder
01:00 <smeagol> write a rap dissin daath - yu better X that out
01:05 <smeagol> write a rap dissin daath - yu better X that out
02:00 <smeagol> i bored
02:00 <smeagol> the most accurate sharp shooter with no scope, shoot from my left and watch you all die from secondhand smoke..
02:02 <smeagol> i bored
02:54 <smeagol> the most accurate sharp shooter with no scope, shoot from my left and watch you all die from secondhand smoke..
03:00 <President_Trump> say w0t
03:00 <President_Trump> !gamble
03:00 <Herb_Dean> 9,1Jackpot: 219  1,9 WEED  13,1 JENSPUSSY  1,4 CHERRY  ::: President_Trump Lost
04:00 <smeagol> un-fucken-believable
04:14 <smeagol> un-fucken-believable
05:00 <steven> !gamle
05:00 <steven> !gamble
05:00 <Herb_Dean> 9,1Jackpot: 220  0,4 STRAWBERRY  1,7 ORANGE  0,1 COAL  ::: steven Lost
10:00 <steven> !gamble
10:00 <Herb_Dean> 9,1Jackpot: 221  1,8 BELL  1,11 BLUEBERRY  1,4 CHERRY  ::: steven Lost
16:00 <shadsam> lol
16:14 <+shadsam> lol
16:24 Mode: (by shadsam) +v smeagol
16:32 Mode: (by shadsam) +v BlackDevil
16:44 Mode: (by shadsam) +v Warren1984
16:52 Mode: (by shadsam) +v steven
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31:00 <smeagol> shadsam
31:00 <smeagol> bruce wayne
31:20 <smeagol> shadsam
31:28 <smeagol> bruce wayne
32:00 <steven> lolz
33:00 <smeagol> Kelevra
33:00 <smeagol> marry me
33:00 <smeagol> now pls tnx ..
33:12 <smeagol> Kelevra
33:16 <smeagol> marry me
33:27 <smeagol> now pls tnx ..
38:00 <smeagol> be back at dawn
38:00 <shadsam> k bro
38:35 Mode: (by shadsam) +v MiaOneness
38:42 Mode: (by shadsam) +v Kelevra
38:42 <smeagol> be back at dawn
38:48 <+shadsam> k bro
39:00 <smeagol> any tokes marts?
39:00 <smeagol> dry here :[
39:00 <shadsam> dealers here every night bro
39:00 <Kelevra> no
39:23 <smeagol> any tokes marts?
39:38 <smeagol> dry here :[
39:54 <+shadsam> dealers here every night bro
39:57 <+Kelevra> no
40:00 <smeagol> tru
40:00 <smeagol> does he throw u some to have a puff sometimes?
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40:34 <smeagol> tru
40:53 <smeagol> does he throw u some to have a puff sometimes?
41:00 <smeagol> or u pay upfront
41:00 <shadsam> all the time
41:00 <smeagol> kool
41:13 <smeagol> or u pay upfront
41:20 <+shadsam> all the time
41:27 <smeagol> kool
42:00 <smeagol> me m8 had a rok so big he had 2 use a small hammer to break it down
42:00 <smeagol> jaja
42:00 <Warren1984> How much was that worth smeagol?
42:07 <smeagol> me m8 had a rok so big he had 2 use a small hammer to break it down
42:09 <smeagol> jaja
42:59 <Warren1984> How much was that worth smeagol?
43:00 <smeagol> fuk
43:00 <smeagol> few k
43:00 <smeagol> 2k
43:00 <smeagol> sumin round that naybor hood
43:21 <smeagol> fuk
43:24 <smeagol> few k
43:28 <smeagol> 2k
43:36 <smeagol> sumin round that naybor hood
44:00 <smeagol> at the price he gets it prob 1.2
44:00 <smeagol> iunno
44:00 <smeagol> its about 120,000 for a kg
44:01 <smeagol> at the price he gets it prob 1.2
44:06 <smeagol> iunno
44:36 <smeagol> its about 120,000 for a kg
45:00 <smeagol> but u wud profit into the 700-800 k range if u bought that
45:16 <smeagol> but u wud profit into the 700-800 k range if u bought that
46:00 <smeagol> bikies n big timers fk with those ammounts doe
46:00 <Warren1984> What drug are you talking about I dont know much about drugs sorry
46:23 <smeagol> bikies n big timers fk with those ammounts doe
46:41 <Warren1984> What drug are you talking about I dont know much about drugs sorry
47:00 <smeagol> Crystalline Methamphetamine
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47:39 <smeagol> Crystalline Methamphetamine
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48:00 <smeagol> me m8z on 2 x charges of trafficing. so look out!
48:46 <smeagol> me m8z on 2 x charges of trafficing. so look out!
49:00 <smeagol> im well an truly off now. nite jellyfishes
49:02 <smeagol> im well an truly off now. nite jellyfishes
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57:00 <Agent> WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE
58:11 Nick: psidawg is now known as psidawg1
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59:00 <Agent> NOTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES BITCHES?
59:00 <Agent> IS EVERYBODY DEAD
00:00 <Agent> FUCK THIS SHIT
00:00 <ChanOP> MassDeop requested by Agent
00:00 <Agent> SEE THAT SHIT
00:00 <Agent> I AM THE FUCKING KING AND GOD
01:00 <Agent> WORSHIP ME
01:00 <Warren1984> stfu faggot
12:00 <President_Trump> Kelevra is with me
12:00 <President_Trump> back off Agent
12:00 <shadsam> _|_ <---------------------
12:00 <shadsam> lolololol
12:00 <shadsam> evening All...........................
12:00 <shadsam> :))))))))
12:34 <+shadsam> _|_ <---------------------
12:41 <+shadsam> lolololol
12:48 <+shadsam> evening All...........................
12:53 <+shadsam> :))))))))
14:00 <Agent> LOL
14:00 <Agent> I'M IN CHARGE HERE CUNTS
16:00 <President_Trump> jen is
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17:00 <Agent> I don't own Jen's pussy
17:00 <Agent> Yet
17:00 <Agent> But if she wants to challenge me for leadership
17:00 <Agent> I will accept pussy as payment
18:00 <Agent> Steven
18:00 <Agent> Just so you know
18:00 <Agent> I am in charge here now
18:00 <Agent> Just letting you know hey
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24:00 <Warren1984> time to stfu Agent
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25:00 <President_Trump> !seen johninja
25:00 <Agent> Hi Warren
25:00 <Agent> Who the hell are you
25:00 <Agent> I don't think you count around here mate
25:00 <Agent> You can just shut your mouth for me, thanks.
26:00 <Warren1984> Agent when was the last time you had sex?
26:00 <Agent> Last night. You?
26:00 <Warren1984> not for years
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27:00 <Warren1984> 10 years more
27:00 <Agent> Seems legit
27:00 <Warren1984> who did you have sex with Agent?
27:00 <Agent> What do you care? You don't know her. You seem like a fuckwit. Go away.
27:00 <Warren1984> lol
27:00 <steven> lol @ topic
27:20 <steven> lol @ topic
28:00 <Warren1984> So you made it up as expected
28:00 <Warren1984> At least im honest
28:00 <Warren1984> Agent if you were ENTP or INFJ what would you be?
28:00 <Agent> I have nothing to sell, son. You may believe whatever you wish. Doesn't concern me.
29:00 <Warren1984> Nobody said you were selling anything, but making up a lie like that on here is very pathetic
29:00 <Agent> You're an idiot.
29:00 <Warren1984> Im sure Jen will be on soon and you can try for her pussy ok
29:00 <Agent> I don't know Jen. Like, at all.
29:00 <Warren1984> Im part retarded Agent so you have to forgive me
29:00 <Warren1984> and I suffer from many mental illness's
29:00 <Agent> I can see that, but I choose not to, because you're also a cunt.
30:00 <Agent> You sir, can go fuck yourself with your mentally retarded pin dick in your mentally retarded asshole.
30:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
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31:00 <Warren1984> That's not very nice Agent
31:00 <Warren1984> I actually have problems
31:00 <Agent> I wasn't trying to be nice. I'm trying ot get you to fuck off.
31:00 <Agent> I can clearly see that you have problems.
31:00 <Agent> I'm not really very affected by that.
32:00 <Warren1984> Agent what did you do today?
32:00 <Agent> Slept. I got up about an hour ago.
32:00 <Agent> Please don't tell me what you did today. I'm not interested at all.
32:00 <Warren1984> That's ok I wasn't going to unless you asked
33:00 <Warren1984> But for anyone elses sake I went to the lorrikeet centre today with xm
33:00 <Agent> I have pretty close to zero interest in you or anything you have to say.
33:00 <Warren1984> What interest do you have on here Agent?
33:00 <Agent> Not cunts like you
33:00 <Agent> Go fuck yourself.
33:00 <Warren1984> I will later
33:00 <Warren1984> But only wank
33:00 <smeagol> jus sittin in dealers backyard
34:00 <smeagol> cops turned up
34:00 <Agent> Lol
34:00 <Agent> I hope they shot Warren through the head and improved the gene pool while they were there
34:00 <smeagol> one cop pulled his gun out had a flashlight sights
34:00 <Agent> Laters
34:00 <Warren1984> Agent will you be playing that with tozza?
34:00 <smeagol> vaughn who they were after was hiding in the roof
34:00 <Warren1984> Agent I have mental problems and am half retarded 
34:00 <smeagol> but they found him
34:00 <Agent> I can clearly see that, Warren.
34:00 <smeagol> lolzz
35:00 <Agent> I really don't care.
35:00 <Warren1984> smeagol stop telling lies
35:00 <Agent> You get no sympathy points just because you were born spasticated
35:00 <smeagol> no lies son
35:00 <Agent> You're a cunt, whether you're retarded or not
35:00 <Agent> And I don't like you.
35:00 <Warren1984> everything is a lie with you smeagol
35:00 <Agent> Being mentally fucked has no impact on that and doesn't exucse you acting like a cunt
35:00 <Agent> So fuck off.
35:00 <Warren1984> Agent how am I a cunt and why dont you like me?
35:00 <smeagol> they found me sitting in a dark room in a chair, and he yelled FREEZE they were shitty at that
35:00 <Agent> Go fuck yourself, I'm busy.
35:00 <shadsam> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
35:00 <smeagol> jajaaja
36:00 <smeagol> i through the bong under a teatowel
36:00 <Warren1984> Agent how am I a cunt and why dont you like me?
36:00 <smeagol> all good none of us got any charges, they just took prawn to the watchhouse tonight
36:00 <smeagol> lolololol
36:00 <Warren1984> sure smeagol
36:00 <President_Trump> prawn?
38:00 <shadsam> 888888888888888888888888888
38:00 <shadsam> lol
38:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/analoguechurch/da-mistress-x-2
38:00 <smeagol> yer
38:00 <smeagol> vaughan the prawn
38:48 Join: fever ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
39:00 <shadsam> lololol
39:00 <President_Trump> analogueshit
40:11 Join: [\^A_romeO] ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
41:00 <smeagol> cunt pulled his gun like it was nothin
41:00 <smeagol> mongrel
42:00 <smeagol> i had a gun in my face when they found me
42:00 <smeagol> i think they werent expecting me to be in darkness
42:00 <smeagol> jajajajajaa
42:00 <smeagol> gave em a bit of a fright imo
42:00 <ynnoB> doc.. the more you evade the bans the longer the bans will be till it gets to the pointed you're blacklisted
42:44 <ynnoB> doc.. the more you evade the bans the longer the bans will be till it gets to the pointed you're blacklisted
43:00 <smeagol> all gd i safe now
43:00 <[\^A_romeO]> blacklisting aye
43:00 <steven> which one is doc?
43:00 <ynnoB> he knows which one is him
43:20 <[\^A_romeO]> blacklisting aye
43:22 <steven> which one is doc?
43:29 <ynnoB> he knows which one is him
44:00 <smeagol> ^^
44:00 <ynnoB> I'm waiting for you to leave doc or I can do the honours
44:00 <[\^A_romeO]> is that him?
44:00 <ynnoB> nup
44:00 <[\^A_romeO]> ahaha
44:00 <[\^A_romeO]> damn
44:27 <ynnoB> I'm waiting for you to leave doc or I can do the honours
44:43 * [\^A_romeO] slaps Bumhairs around a bit with a large trout
44:48 <[\^A_romeO]> is that him?
44:52 <ynnoB> nup
44:55 <[\^A_romeO]> ahaha
44:57 <[\^A_romeO]> damn
45:00 <steven> Bumhairs?
45:00 <Warren1984> Who is Bumhairs steven?
45:00 <steven> im guessing DoC would have his own channel on autojoin =p
45:00 <steven> no idea
45:11 <steven> Bumhairs?
45:27 <Warren1984> Who is Bumhairs steven?
45:39 Quit: fever ([email protected]) Z-Lined
45:42 <steven> im guessing DoC would have his own channel on autojoin =p
45:45 <steven> no idea
46:00 <steven> prolly pollock
46:00 <President_Trump> where is that fine gentleman?
46:11 <steven> prolly pollock
46:53 <President_Trump> where is that fine gentleman?
47:00 <steven> loll @ amelia's nickname being registered
47:00 <steven> loll @ amelia's nickname being registered
47:00 <steven> about 5 minutes after i told everyone
47:00 <[\^A_romeO]> -- i cant stop typing -- i guess i should write a book
47:00 <[\^A_romeO]> type a book even
47:00 <Warren1984> What type of book would you type?
47:00 <[\^A_romeO]> hehe an erotic novel
47:09 <steven> about 5 minutes after i told everyone
47:10 <[\^A_romeO]> -- i cant stop typing -- i guess i should write a book
47:23 <[\^A_romeO]> type a book even
47:36 <Warren1984> What type of book would you type?
47:47 <[\^A_romeO]> hehe an erotic novel
49:00 <Warren1984> Like Game of Thrones?
49:00 <[\^A_romeO]> or an adventure novel
49:00 <[\^A_romeO]> yeah yeah
49:52 <Warren1984> Like Game of Thrones?
49:55 <[\^A_romeO]> or an adventure novel
49:59 <[\^A_romeO]> yeah yeah
50:00 <Warren1984> I still have yet to watch GOT
50:00 <Warren1984> Have you seen it?
50:00 <[\^A_romeO]> nah
50:00 <[\^A_romeO]> oh actually i have
50:00 <[\^A_romeO]> its ok
50:00 <[\^A_romeO]> i guess
50:00 <[\^A_romeO]> sorta
50:00 <[\^A_romeO]> kinda
50:00 <Warren1984> The last series I watched was breaking bad but Tigger_ was very angry with me because it was about drugs and drug dealing
50:10 <Warren1984> I still have yet to watch GOT
50:15 <Warren1984> Have you seen it?
50:21 <[\^A_romeO]> nah
50:37 <[\^A_romeO]> oh actually i have
50:43 <[\^A_romeO]> its ok
50:46 <[\^A_romeO]> i guess
50:52 <[\^A_romeO]> sorta
50:54 <[\^A_romeO]> kinda
50:57 * shadsam slaps [\^A_romeO] around a bit with a large trout
50:58 <Warren1984> The last series I watched was breaking bad but Tigger_ was very angry with me because it was about drugs and drug dealing
50:59 * shadsam slaps [\^A_romeO] around a bit with a large trout
51:00 <Warren1984> I did like that show
51:00 <[\^A_romeO]> hehe
51:00 <[\^A_romeO]> :)
51:00 <shadsam> lol
51:00 <Warren1984> I don't have Tigger_ controlling me as much these days so its good
51:00 <shadsam> greets...
51:00 <shadsam> bbl
51:00 <Warren1984> Bye shadsam
51:00 <shadsam> cu
51:00 <shadsam> bbl on
51:01 * shadsam slaps [\^A_romeO] around a bit with a large trout
51:03 <Warren1984> I did like that show
51:04 Mode: (by shadsam) +v [\^A_romeO]
51:06 <[\^A_romeO]> hehe
51:09 <[\^A_romeO]> :)
51:11 <+shadsam> lol
51:22 <Warren1984> I don't have Tigger_ controlling me as much these days so its good
51:25 <+shadsam> greets...
51:28 <+shadsam> bbl
51:35 <Warren1984> Bye shadsam
51:39 <+shadsam> cu
51:41 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
51:42 <+shadsam> bbl on
51:49 Mode: (by shadsam) +v xm
51:56 Mode: (by shadsam) +v psidawg1
52:00 <shadsam> wooshka.
52:02 Mode: (by shadsam) +v President_Trump
52:09 <+shadsam> wooshka.
53:41 Nick: xm is now known as xm1
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57:00 <smeagol> thats my story
57:00 <smeagol> seeta
57:00 <Agent> Lolol
58:00 <shadsam> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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