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00:17 <Lumeah> David stop calling me a cunt... You upset the apple cart.
03:31 Join: twistedmetal ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
03:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o twistedmetal
03:35 <twistedmetal> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
05:08 <Lumeah> :p
05:38 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Connection closed
07:41 Quit: moohoo ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
07:44 <steven> mafs talk only guys
07:50 <steven> no general chatter
07:52 <steven> thx
08:04 <steven> !ttop10
08:08 <steven> :~(
08:29 <steven> bring back herb
08:40 <twistedmetal> steven did you see the pic of mo vs page?
08:51 <twistedmetal> Page us like 255 lbs
08:52 <steven> post
08:56 <twistedmetal> hang on
09:08 <steven> wasnt mo vs jackson on the cards?
09:16 <twistedmetal> yes
09:18 <twistedmetal> it is
09:19 <twistedmetal> tomorrow
09:30 <twistedmetal> page is fat lol
09:35 <twistedmetal> its a HW fight
10:34 <twistedmetal> https://www.facebook.com/mmafunny/photos/a.253670214744009.50802.253591008085263/1311028259008194/?type=3&theater
10:37 <twistedmetal> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
10:41 <twistedmetal> Mo is 216
10:47 <twistedmetal> he thought it was a catch weight
11:08 <KingKong> FUK U
11:12 <twistedmetal> Rampage gonna get embarassed
11:20 <twistedmetal> Looks like he didnt bother training
15:00 <twistedmetal> The Sonnen presser for Silva (wanderlei) vs Sonnen was pretty funny, Chael put a shoe on the desk and sad they'd get better answers from the shoe than silva.
15:54 <steven> haha
20:01 <KingKong> whatevr maggot
20:23 <President_Trump> u popped in the microwave dinner tonight KingKong?
22:26 Quit: KingKong ([email protected]) EOF from client
23:20 <President_Trump> he's gone to do it now
27:34 <steven> only got 1 powerpoint
27:40 <steven> and 1 double adapter
27:51 <steven> lols
28:07 <steven> jackson has already knocked him out
28:15 <steven> and he cried about it saying it was a fluke
28:30 <steven> losing is losing!
31:31 <twistedmetal> No it was a shit decision
32:50 <steven> was it
33:06 <twistedmetal> bad fight
33:09 <twistedmetal> no one won
33:22 <twistedmetal> This will be the same
33:33 <twistedmetal> Mo is already saying he's going to lay on him for 3 rds lol
33:54 <twistedmetal> Keep in mind Mo was able to lay on Kongo for 3 rds too
34:01 <twistedmetal> Kongo was way bigger
35:08 <twistedmetal> The best will be seeing DC try and stand with AJ lol
35:18 <twistedmetal> If he does he's fucked, if he doesnt he's a liar
37:34 <steven> ah yes
37:37 <steven> i remember now
37:42 <steven> i was glad jackson won
37:45 <steven> because mo was a bitch
37:51 <steven> he didnt want to stand
44:53 <President_Trump> http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/features/ronda-rousey-the-worlds-most-dangerous-woman-20150528
50:02 <steven> LoL
50:07 <steven> wwe
50:39 <President_Trump> is that where shes going?
54:59 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
55:02 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
55:27 <twistedmetal> LOOLLLLLL
55:40 <twistedmetal> Apparently she's hiring some new coaching staff
55:47 <twistedmetal> She might try again
56:13 <twistedmetal> But staying at Glendale for some reason with Edmond
56:43 <President_Trump> hasnt she got some huge never ending contract?
57:26 <twistedmetal> Not sure, I know her last fight was worth a lot, as in more than all her previous fights
01:10 <steven> i seen all that
07:04 <steven> http://www.ufc.com/media/UFC-210-Cormier-vs-Johnson-2-Media-Conference-Call?utm_campaign=UFC&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_content=1490906931
07:35 <twistedmetal> DC was saying Silva was his easiest fight ever
07:54 <twistedmetal> Fighting a MW, off surgery, who's done, on 5 days or something notice
07:58 <twistedmetal> No shit lol
08:17 <couleurs> heard she's joining men utd
09:11 <President_Trump> she taking POGBAS spot
11:26 <steven> he was talking about notice
11:37 <steven> anderson silva fought on like fuck all notice
11:38 <steven> and
11:47 <steven> he fought tired anderson
11:51 <steven> not the champion anderson
17:12 <Lumeah> Steven Colbert... New version of David letterman...
17:18 <twistedmetal> Exactly
17:20 <Lumeah> Carbon copy
18:25 <President_Trump> he took over his show so ud expect that
19:04 <Lumeah> It's a ape u retarded
19:36 <President_Trump> your mum
19:57 <Lumeah> Plants of the apes.
19:59 <Lumeah> Ta
20:08 * President_Trump slaps b1rd_sleep around a bit with a large trout
20:12 <President_Trump> wake up gangstah
20:20 <twistedmetal> truehacker
21:38 <steven> he is getting his beauty sleep
21:45 <steven> you seen his facebook profile picture?
22:06 <steven> he had it as a picture of his nuts when he first started it
22:07 <steven> hahahahaa
22:13 <steven> then he changed it to him sitting on the couch
22:16 <steven> with a blue singlet
22:19 <steven> true aussie style
22:36 <President_Trump> lollllllllllll
22:40 <President_Trump> show me this singlet pic
22:43 <Lumeah> I didn't like the balls soz. Lol
22:50 <twistedmetal> LOOOOLLLLL
22:53 <Lumeah> It's his finger. Lol
22:57 <Lumeah> Middle
23:20 <Lumeah> b1rd_sleep: wake the fuck up ya bugger. Lol
23:30 <steven> add him on fb
23:34 <steven> tyrone bird
23:45 <Lumeah> Yeah do it. Lol
23:56 <steven> whats the link lumeah
24:04 <steven> his whole friends list is muslims
24:09 <steven> hahaha
24:14 <steven> terrorists
24:17 <Lumeah> You'll find it.
24:31 <Lumeah> Just look for middle finger. :p
24:32 <Lumeah> Lol
29:48 Quit: couleurs ([email protected]) Quit: sleps
34:21 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Connection closed
34:46 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
34:55 <steven> geddem out
35:24 <amelia> thnxslut
35:32 <steven> lols
35:37 <steven> just one will do
35:47 <amelia> pop a tit
35:57 <steven> hshaah
36:00 <steven> bet ya cant
36:04 <steven> no balls
36:22 <amelia> can u not try & use reverse psychology on me u dickhole
36:27 <steven> no balls
36:39 <amelia> half sack
36:53 <steven> lols
37:01 <President_Trump> still using that jiva shit i see
37:15 <amelia> its iinet stop attacking me
37:53 <steven> trump using my tactics
38:03 <steven> shows im the alpha
38:27 <President_Trump> nope got my own tactics son
39:21 <Lumeah> Hahahahaha
39:25 <steven> bullshiot
39:38 <Lumeah> Dickhole... Lol
39:48 <President_Trump> Lumeah why was tozza asking me for a pic of u? he pedoing?
39:50 <Lumeah> Goodone.
40:02 <Lumeah> Probably
40:13 <President_Trump> da b1rd got some competition lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
40:56 <Lumeah> No... No he doesn't...
41:10 <Lumeah> amelia: good job.
41:11 <President_Trump> hes got a boat
41:48 <Lumeah> All the more easier to drown you my son. Z
41:52 <twistedmetal> tozza has a good job, Lumeah
42:10 <Lumeah> Your point?
42:25 <steven> he well bring his keycard
42:29 <twistedmetal> boat, job, personality....
42:30 <steven> and the boat
42:31 <twistedmetal> oh yes
42:35 <amelia> (@Lumeah) amelia: good job.
42:38 <twistedmetal> and a working keycard
42:38 <amelia> wotchu mean
43:06 <twistedmetal> Decent taste in music, video games etc
43:10 <Lumeah> Owing the dickhole
43:26 <twistedmetal> Seems like a good catch lumies
43:38 <steven> lols
43:41 <steven> am i a dickhole
43:55 <Lumeah> Recon in materialistic?
44:09 <steven> get that dickwasher ready
44:18 <Lumeah> Lol...
44:30 <President_Trump> u should have a fling with him lumies
44:37 <Lumeah> Why
44:41 <twistedmetal> pm him with pics
44:45 <steven> let the b1rd know your not fucking around
44:46 <Lumeah> No
44:48 <twistedmetal> b1rd is married
45:04 <steven> wash a few willys
45:05 <Lumeah> I know..
45:22 <Lumeah> Excuse me?
45:29 <steven> lols
45:30 <President_Trump> Lumeah u should offer b1rd anal
45:38 <steven> with your willywasher
45:41 <Lumeah> I should ;)
45:44 <President_Trump> to give u the edge over his wife
45:52 <Lumeah> With my dildo. Lol
45:57 <twistedmetal> Its only fair
46:03 <Lumeah> Totally
46:05 <twistedmetal> b1rd has his side project and so will you
46:35 <Lumeah> Perhaps
46:46 <steven> sounds like kunny
46:48 <steven> :P
47:23 <Lumeah> I never did anything with kunny. Never even chatted in pm
47:40 <twistedmetal> That isnt true Lumeah
47:41 <President_Trump> no you chatted in #lumeah
47:45 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
47:47 <President_Trump> exposed
48:11 <Lumeah> Nothing more than plesentries
48:19 <steven> loooooooooool
48:31 <twistedmetal> I have joined as GoldSpade and Kunny and both times you pm'd me asking if I "missed you"
48:38 <President_Trump> u tried to deceive us Lumeah
48:41 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
49:08 <Lumeah> Crap on. Lol
49:12 <twistedmetal> LOOOLLLLL
49:18 <steven> loooooool
49:40 <amelia> well, did u miss her?
49:50 <Lumeah> Yeah.... Waits
49:52 <twistedmetal> very much so
50:05 <Lumeah> Prove it
50:16 <twistedmetal> What do you want?
50:56 <Lumeah> Am i. Ment to invent the method?.
51:03 <twistedmetal> Yes
51:05 <twistedmetal> Yes you are
51:08 <Lumeah> Omg.. U fail already. Lol
51:09 <President_Trump> Lumeah do you miss David?
51:27 <twistedmetal> What about MrMark
51:30 <twistedmetal> and Pieter?
51:43 <President_Trump> da b1rd is just a number to you Lumeah
51:54 <twistedmetal> he is a statistic
52:36 <Lumeah> No he isn't.... And if u where really switched on... And not. Conned u would know these other men didn't have anything with me.
52:58 <President_Trump> David had nothing to do with you? lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
53:05 <Lumeah> N u look stupid thinking such
53:11 <twistedmetal> that simply isnt true Lumeah
53:18 <Lumeah> ..
53:31 <President_Trump> at least you had the good sense to knock back MickTaylor's advances
53:42 <steven> looooooooooool
53:50 <Lumeah> Yea yes is.
54:06 <Lumeah> Omg..
54:19 * Lumeah pukes
55:09 <twistedmetal> And what of Nates advances?
55:23 <Lumeah> Advances... U mean he tried?. When was that? I forgot to laugh.
55:39 <President_Trump> Lumeah is Mrs Prett
55:46 <twistedmetal> LOOOLLLL
56:32 <steven> you have such a big resume
56:46 <President_Trump> Lumeah was the only woman Mr Prett could find with larger breasts than himself
56:51 <Lumeah> Resumes are fulse
57:10 <Lumeah> Quit it fellas
57:23 <steven> one at a time
57:34 <President_Trump> the big question is.... whos next?!?
57:43 <Lumeah> *aigh
58:01 <Lumeah> You guts are ridiculous
58:14 <twistedmetal> Lumeah where is nate?
59:23 <President_Trump> Lumeah when did u last communicate with nate?
59:30 <steven> as alf would say... KNOCK IT OFF YOU LOT
04:31 <President_Trump> Lumeah when will b1rd be awake?
05:00 <steven> he is awake so fucking early
05:04 <steven> he goes to bed at like 7
05:15 <President_Trump> when his meds kick in
05:26 <steven> yeah
05:31 <steven> i passed my medical today
05:33 <President_Trump> his psych told him not to stay up too late lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
12:23 <twistedmetal> did you pass?
14:47 <steven> yea
14:50 <steven> thank fuck
16:26 <Lumeah> He's not on meds
16:46 Quit: blyke ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
18:03 <President_Trump> VEETERS at full forward
18:06 <President_Trump> tell andyt
19:59 <twistedmetal> LOOLLLLLLL
20:10 <twistedmetal> Carltons defense is good
20:29 <twistedmetal> Big Veeter up forward to take the mark
20:51 <President_Trump> veeters is the rolls royce
21:29 <twistedmetal> Kruezer injured, veeters into the ruck
21:32 <President_Trump> darren taught him everything he knows
21:37 <twistedmetal> LOOLLL
21:38 <twistedmetal> He did
22:25 <President_Trump> moving car parts around taught him the value of hard work
22:34 <twistedmetal> LOOOOLLLLLL
22:35 <twistedmetal> indeed
22:59 <twistedmetal> HARVEY WRECKERS
23:10 <twistedmetal> it doubles as a training ground
23:39 <twistedmetal> They set up a few bombs as goal posts
24:42 <twistedmetal> Then they take it onto Warrandyte Rd when they want to bomb the 50 meter drop punts
24:48 <President_Trump> the silvagni's booted him out at christmas time and he had to go live with his nanny lolllllllllllllllllll
25:30 <President_Trump> they were unhappy he woke up at 5am and cooked them breakfast every morning
25:30 <twistedmetal> Veeters demanded respect that the sivs couldnt offer
25:44 <twistedmetal> Asked them to come to church with him
26:18 <twistedmetal> Veeters was never absent from Sunday school
27:34 <President_Trump> where is he living now?
27:45 <twistedmetal> No idea
27:52 <twistedmetal> Ill ask my parents when I go there
28:41 <twistedmetal> I think its about time Veeter got his own pad though
28:47 <twistedmetal> He can surely afford it
29:05 <President_Trump> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7v25PHUwAI0Lzp.jpg:large
29:07 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllll
29:09 <President_Trump> hes on twitter
29:25 <twistedmetal> LOOOOLLLLL
29:52 <twistedmetal> He seems to be wearing a VIP Pass
30:01 <twistedmetal> A very nick shirt oo
30:04 <twistedmetal> too*
30:10 <twistedmetal> nice rather
30:15 <steven> who is the guy on the right?
30:50 <President_Trump> steven who is the guy on the left?
31:20 <steven> http://prntscr.com/eqsu66
32:43 <twistedmetal> LOOOLLL
32:52 <twistedmetal> I believe that is Darren Veeters
33:10 <steven> no idea
33:19 <steven> who is that chick trump
33:47 Quit: MickTaylor ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
33:56 <President_Trump> thats chez
33:59 Join: MickTaylor ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
35:22 <steven> lols
35:27 <steven> who is this
35:28 <steven> http://prntscr.com/eqsw17
35:47 <steven> if you dont know ask amelia
36:17 <amelia> thnx slut
36:23 <steven> hahahaa
36:27 <twistedmetal> Who is that?
36:48 <steven> he doesnt look as bad when his mouth is shut
37:09 <steven> he is the seafood king
37:16 <steven> http://prntscr.com/eqswu2
37:36 <steven> he is from my kitchen rules
37:36 <twistedmetal> I see
37:43 <President_Trump> that's jen
37:47 <steven> some gurl he is competing against brings him a plate of food
37:53 <steven> and he replys with 'thanks slut'
37:55 <steven> gold
38:04 <President_Trump> lols
38:06 <President_Trump> on youtube?
38:13 <steven> yeah
38:32 <steven> type in thanks slut
39:15 <steven> that cunt got 7,000 views
39:16 <steven> fuck me
39:44 <steven> this one
39:45 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gTMTsmnng0
39:48 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MKR's osh Meeuwissen ‘got away’ with calling fellow contestant Amy Murr a slut (Mar 29, 2017) Length: 0:30 - Category: Pets & Animals - 1,827 views views - 4 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
40:06 <steven> HIS FUCKING LAUGHING AFTERWARDS
40:10 <steven> i almost pissed my pants
40:15 <steven> LOOOOOOOOOOL
40:18 <steven> what a fucking lad
40:24 <steven> i hated the cunt until he done that
40:43 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAA
40:49 <amelia> he doesn't give a shit hey
40:52 <amelia> goofy smile
40:58 <amelia> fuckin idiot
40:59 <steven> hahahahahaha
41:02 <steven> thanks sluts
41:56 Join: blyke ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
42:04 <President_Trump> his smile is lols
42:12 <steven> lols
42:17 <steven> blyke wheres the next fucking video
42:30 <blyke> there aint none
42:35 <blyke> the end
43:05 <President_Trump> blyke where is the austnet news or u too busy sucking breakers dick again?!?!
43:12 <blyke> no cunt
43:25 <blyke> I need make out with a woman first
43:46 <blyke> nothing else would be good news
43:49 <blyke> so
43:53 <blyke> bored
44:00 <blyke> of your faggot shit
44:04 <President_Trump> what happened with u and jen?
44:05 <blyke> boring
44:34 <blyke> jen don't talk anymore
44:46 <President_Trump> what happened when u sucked each others faces off?
45:08 <blyke> I wish it never ended
45:22 <blyke> but I bored of that too
45:24 <twistedmetal> blyke needs an older woman to save him from these jokes
45:35 <blyke> hi twistedmetal
45:35 <President_Trump> what were u doing before the kissing?
46:43 <blyke> kissing more
47:00 <blyke> and I cuddled her
48:20 <blyke> before that she kissed me
48:28 <President_Trump> do u love her?
48:39 <blyke> i would if she wanted
49:07 <blyke> but im not allowed
50:04 <blyke> man
50:12 <blyke> now i am depressed
50:13 <twistedmetal> Jen is the only girl that blyke never asked to kiss
50:43 <steven> who cares
50:47 <blyke> or the only one i had too
50:49 <steven> jen is pollocks now
50:51 <blyke> kiss
50:54 <steven> life goes on
50:55 <blyke> lols
51:11 <blyke> twistedmetal: is my bitch
51:19 <President_Trump> pollock is the gowchi king
51:36 <twistedmetal> blyke are you the one I love?
51:55 <blyke> are u female
52:01 <blyke> if so sure
52:04 <President_Trump> twistedmetal is suzi
52:18 <twistedmetal> I'm a girly kind of guy
52:24 <blyke> cool
52:33 <blyke> are u the one i kissed
53:01 <twistedmetal> Yes
53:07 <blyke> cool
53:36 <blyke> why aint you here then
53:38 <President_Trump> twistedmetal wants u to contact her on fb again
53:54 <blyke> wtf
53:57 <twistedmetal> Send me an inbox
55:50 <President_Trump> how else can suzi know u are the real chris
57:04 <blyke> lol
58:20 <blyke> the real chris
58:22 <blyke> lols
58:35 <blyke> you joking
58:50 <steven> blyke is pollock
58:52 <steven> using tisk's name
58:56 <blyke> bullshit
59:11 <steven> suzi read my messages plz
59:25 <steven> if your the real blyke i need you to make a video like this one
00:20 <amelia> thnx slut
00:50 <steven> https://www.facebook.com/100010359256285/videos/409299749425330/
00:55 <steven> otherwise your pollock
01:38 <blyke> i aint got any weed
01:42 <blyke> i quit
01:54 <steven> what you rekon of that video?
01:55 <blyke> got leaf but fuck that
01:57 <steven> is he the bonglord?
02:01 <blyke> nah
02:08 <blyke> get party cone
02:28 <blyke> rip that thru a mini bubble bong
02:31 <steven> lols
02:34 <blyke> tripp
02:39 <blyke> le thumbied
02:41 <President_Trump> oh well, pollock gets suzi's pussy then
02:43 <blyke> haystack
02:47 <blyke> bullshit
02:57 <steven> pollock is fucking suzi right now i bet
03:00 <steven> lucky cunt
03:10 <steven> isnt suzi a transexual ?
03:12 <President_Trump> breaker gets jen, suzi and lisa's pussy
03:20 <blyke> lols
03:35 <President_Trump> blyke u get cody's asshole lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
04:09 <steven> is this sockzie ? https://www.facebook.com/TheGoNet/videos/1425688414180176/
09:37 <blyke> djing on ipad is cool
09:55 <blyke> if u want scratch your own music
10:06 <blyke> upload it on soundcloud and bam
10:08 <blyke> lols
11:48 <steven> lols
11:53 <steven> doorframe kicking vid
12:13 <steven> upload an old one
12:16 <steven> i miss dem vids
18:39 <blyke> got none
18:44 <blyke> lost all my vids
19:03 <blyke> ask Pollock he prob got 20 copys
29:52 Quit: twistedmetal ([email protected]) Quit: Going offline, see ya! (www.adiirc.com)
04:03 Join: shadsam ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
04:08 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o shadsam
04:17 Mode: (by shadsam) +v shadsam
14:02 Nick: blyke is now known as fuckpplrightoff
14:22 Quit: fuckpplrightoff ([email protected]) Quit:
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23:05 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: u got big ears
26:35 <steven> loooooooooooooool @ President_Trump
18:29 Mode: (by steven) -s
35:10 <+b1rd_sleep> * Strum sets ban on [email protected]
35:12 <+b1rd_sleep> LOL
35:25 <+b1rd_sleep> Morning.
35:49 <steven> looooooooool
36:01 <+b1rd_sleep> poor strumbo
36:07 <+b1rd_sleep> coffees lols
36:24 <+b1rd_sleep> fink gaylight savings or someshit
37:04 <+b1rd_sleep> or tomorrow dunno
39:11 Nick: b1rd_sleep is now known as b1rd_coffeeslols
42:42 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> time for some pink floyd
47:27 <steven> lols
50:13 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> blykes favourite song from pink floyd: Nobody home
50:14 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> LOLLL
50:35 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> and for oko1211
50:48 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> Comfortably Dumb
50:51 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> lolololol
51:02 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> MickTaylor, wake up go for a job son
03:11 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> HA HA HA
03:12 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> It was touted as a celebration of all things Italian, but Lygon Street traders say the Melbourne Food and Wine Festival's World's Longest Lunch was a "disaster" for the strip.
03:28 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> well, no surprise with the fucking crime they bring to Our country
03:41 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> as if public is going to forget the wars they started :)
03:46 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> lols
04:55 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> "There are no customers today," said the man who didn't want to be named. "It's a Friday, it's normally busy today. The whole street has no customers.
05:03 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> ohh poor babies
07:03 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> "The rubbish bins we have for recycling, we don't have enough. They have filled up our rubbish bins with boxes and cases from wine."
07:07 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> lol
07:15 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> an excellent Fuck you to the local mob faggots
09:36 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> Six males and one female, aged in their mid-to-late teens, were all arrested at one house. One teen resisted arrest, but was tracked down by a police dog.
09:38 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> lol nice
09:49 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> "tracked down" and bitten up hard hopefully
10:07 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> hope the dog didn't get any diseases from the bandit
10:20 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> they're looked after fairly well though those nice doggy's
10:24 <steven> lol
10:41 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> would of been straight to hozzy for blood work incase of catching HIV and stuff lols
18:29 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> Pink Floyd - The Dark Side Of The Moon
25:52 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> pink floyd Time yay
46:53 <+b1rd_coffeeslols> b1rd status update. mopping floor
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50:46 <Lumeah> Morning
53:44 <Lumeah> Interesting
53:53 <+b1rd> Mornings
53:56 <+b1rd> :)
54:05 <+b1rd> read over the channel discussions
54:09 <+b1rd> good deflections
54:15 <+b1rd> excellent work
54:31 <Lumeah> TA
55:38 <Lumeah> Slept with lecky blanket on hope helped with hips.
55:59 <+b1rd> ohhh good
30:47 <+b1rd> done
30:52 <+b1rd> ready for action!
33:27 <Lumeah> Lol ;)
47:27 <+b1rd> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXTxOXNL2-8
47:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: African Cheetah Cub Versus Jack Russell Terrier - Cat & Dog Fight Battle of Will - Cheetah Thug Life (Jun 14, 2015) Length: 5:46 - Category: Pets & Animals - 4,899,752 views views - 8,300 likes (84.7%), 1,504 dislikes (15.3%)
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52:12 <+b1rd> i want cheeta cub
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25:13 <+b1rd> stirring up builders with neonazi music
25:16 <+b1rd> :)
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56:38 <+b1rd> hey april fools cunts
15:54 <+b1rd> breakfast times
16:04 <+b1rd> porridge then steamed sweet potatoe
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49:22 <b1rd> Lol
49:26 <b1rd> Hi nig
50:26 <moohoo> Ma g
50:36 <moohoo> Missed ya boe
50:55 <b1rd> Lol ta boe
51:01 <b1rd> Missd u too
51:06 <b1rd> Drive brb
51:12 <moohoo> Kk
52:37 <moohoo> Lol I was zlined for typing where is gayson pill boe
52:41 <moohoo> Weak cunts
52:49 <moohoo> Not even doxing
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56:06 <MickTaylor> `op
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57:36 <b1rd> Lol
57:43 <b1rd> Weak as bro
57:50 <b1rd> Doxxin bitta fun
57:54 <moohoo> Yeah man same old bs
58:05 <moohoo> Gayson pill lols
58:10 <b1rd> Weaklings lol
58:23 <b1rd> Nuffin wrong wiv that
58:25 <moohoo> I was cracking up hard
58:30 <b1rd> Lol
58:38 <b1rd> Brb offing a mud
58:47 <b1rd> 5 mins max lols
58:48 <moohoo> When did I speak to u last?
58:55 <moohoo> Kk
59:02 <b1rd> Fkn while bak ay
00:00 <moohoo> True
00:10 <moohoo> I was having withdrawal s
05:18 <moohoo> I was drinking with an old mud last night boe
05:34 <moohoo> I feel I have betrayed you
05:41 <moohoo> Sudanese mud
07:09 <b1rd> Ok job done
07:14 <b1rd> Me2
07:27 <moohoo> Lols
07:28 <b1rd> I was starting random cunts
07:34 <moohoo> Nar he lives here
07:36 <b1rd> Lol in the street
07:47 <moohoo> Gave me a can
07:55 <b1rd> Brb bro
07:57 <moohoo> Then I demanded another
07:59 <b1rd> Drive again
08:03 <moohoo> Ok
08:13 <moohoo> The fuck u at
10:57 <b1rd> Shoppin centre
12:08 <b1rd> Keeping eye out 4 muds
12:34 <moohoo> Westfield?
12:47 <moohoo> Who u with boe
12:52 <moohoo> Backup?
14:19 <moohoo> They got shnitz
15:25 <b1rd> Not many here
15:40 <b1rd> Only sometimes they come over here
15:56 <moohoo> Muds?
16:04 <moohoo> Which shops?
16:18 <b1rd> Yeah muds and cuban filth
16:28 <b1rd> We keeping em out
16:37 <b1rd> Lol
16:39 <moohoo> Lmao u banned fm Melbourne?
16:45 <b1rd> Yeh
16:47 <moohoo> Cuban lolololkl
16:59 <b1rd> I fkn got tozza deets
17:08 <b1rd> Fkn went his house
17:09 <moohoo> Yeah???
17:17 <moohoo> Dinkum?
17:19 <b1rd> Cunt escaped b4 i arrive weak dog
17:21 <b1rd> Yeh
17:25 <b1rd> :)
17:31 <b1rd> Lil pussy
17:36 <moohoo> Rofl
17:44 <b1rd> So he cracked it lol
17:55 <moohoo> Ashahaha fucken Maltese jippo
17:56 <b1rd> Sydney band too
18:01 <b1rd> Yep lol
18:03 <moohoo> Lol
18:06 <b1rd> Ibiza next
18:09 <moohoo> You been busy eh
18:11 <b1rd> Next mark
18:16 <moohoo> Ibiza huh
18:17 <b1rd> Lol yeah man
18:24 <b1rd> Yeah fkn lil dog
18:26 <moohoo> I will back ya
18:31 <moohoo> Fuck em
18:33 <b1rd> Sweet man
18:36 <b1rd> :)
18:45 <b1rd> We go his club
18:45 <moohoo> Lol its his channel isn't it
18:55 <b1rd> Have a giggle at em
19:01 <b1rd> Yeah
19:11 <b1rd> Fkn sneaky lil rich cunt
19:18 <b1rd> Lol
19:32 <b1rd> we stand over for money and power
19:33 <moohoo> Rich?
19:39 <b1rd> Yeh man
19:45 <b1rd> And a sly dog too
19:48 <moohoo> Let's roll the cunt
19:53 <b1rd> Fkkn oath
20:12 <moohoo> Get him to make weekly payments
20:14 <moohoo> To us
20:18 <b1rd> True man
20:22 <b1rd> He will
20:23 <moohoo> Not much
20:30 <moohoo> Like 5000 pw
20:37 <b1rd> Yep
20:42 <moohoo> Should be enough
20:53 <moohoo> We drink top shelf
20:59 <b1rd> He pay us to not run him out of AU
21:01 <moohoo> Smoke cigars
21:03 <b1rd> yep
21:07 <b1rd> :)
21:13 <b1rd> Hes a pushover
21:17 <moohoo> Poker games
21:21 <moohoo> Lovely
21:22 <b1rd> Jus bash his security
21:30 <b1rd> And hell poo his dacks
21:38 <moohoo> He has a club?
21:39 <b1rd> fkn oath
21:42 <b1rd> Yeah
21:49 <b1rd> Two of
21:53 <moohoo> Cits?
21:56 <b1rd> One melb one sydney
22:03 <b1rd> bit out
22:24 <moohoo> Sweet as we take over melb first
22:27 <b1rd> Im obtaining more info all the time
22:30 <b1rd> Yep
22:44 <b1rd> This is the plan. Then go sydney
22:50 <b1rd> Few days later
23:09 <b1rd> He pay to survive
23:23 <moohoo> I will see what dirt I can get on ishiza
23:30 <moohoo> That's the new codename
23:31 <b1rd> excellent
23:33 <moohoo> Ishiza
23:38 <b1rd> Lol k
23:39 <moohoo> He'll never know
23:50 <b1rd> Yep
24:10 <b1rd> got good pics
24:18 <moohoo> Nar
24:23 <b1rd> His mug is loaded into my brain now
24:33 <moohoo> Lolols
24:37 <b1rd> Yer all good
24:55 <b1rd> Ill be looking for the worm everywhere i go lol
25:16 <moohoo> Where's he live
25:21 <b1rd> Same as how i found skirm
25:27 <b1rd> Not sure yet
25:34 <b1rd> guess melb.
25:49 <b1rd> Investigations are ongoing
25:56 <moohoo> That goose
26:00 <moohoo> Lols
26:24 <b1rd> We could home invade tozza and get his deetz that way
26:33 <b1rd> Coz i got his home addy :)
26:40 <b1rd> Was so easy to find
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27:03 <moohoo> Really
27:14 <moohoo> Cheltenham?
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27:39 <b1rd> ill tell ya when we go there
27:41 <b1rd> Lol
27:47 <b1rd> Dun want zline
27:51 <moohoo> He told Me
27:54 <b1rd> Weak dog ircopa
28:00 <moohoo> Hard
28:03 <b1rd> i got him all good
28:13 <moohoo> Tweasy
29:23 <moohoo> Wouldn't mind a new boat boe
29:31 <b1rd> yeh fully
29:41 <b1rd> U deserve it more than him
29:45 <b1rd> We take
30:06 <moohoo> I'm a hard worker I do deserve eh
30:18 <moohoo> Much more than him
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32:13 <b1rd> Yes
32:23 <b1rd> Indeed he's a turd
32:26 <moohoo> And his video games
32:34 <b1rd> Never done real work
32:44 <b1rd> Yep total faggot
32:47 <moohoo> Will be used wisely here
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33:15 <b1rd> Yes
33:46 <b1rd> We will sort it
33:51 <moohoo> Will be appreciated
33:55 <b1rd> Morning bonny
34:02 <b1rd> Indeed
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44:36 <DVS> Afternoon all
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22:52 <dave> hi
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38:12 <b1rd> hi boe
38:14 <b1rd> wattup
38:59 <couleurs> nm just dranken coffee lols xD
39:01 <couleurs> n u
39:22 <b1rd> lols
39:26 <b1rd> jus had feed
39:44 <b1rd> Brocoli and garlic and lotsa olive oil fried up
39:47 <couleurs> kentucky fried dogg m8 lols
39:51 <b1rd> LOL
39:58 <b1rd> chinese style
40:13 <b1rd> they serve rice at kfc instead of chips over there
40:20 <b1rd> funny as
40:20 <couleurs> u fuken niger racist
40:26 <b1rd> yeh
40:28 <b1rd> course lol
40:44 <deadpandadolls> lots of oil defeats the purpose of eating healthy bro
41:08 <b1rd> deadpandadolls, ya nig wattup
41:12 <b1rd> nar
41:16 <b1rd> not olive oil
41:21 <b1rd> first cold pressed
41:23 <b1rd> mmmmm
41:26 <deadpandadolls> chillin
41:31 <MickTaylor> b1rd: How cold is it in Hawthorn atm?
41:34 <deadpandadolls> watched MASTERMINDS with owen wilson then
41:37 <deadpandadolls> pretty good
41:47 <b1rd> not as cold as it is for you being "out in the cold" MickTaylor
41:51 <b1rd> wot dat
41:59 <b1rd> any good?
42:15 <b1rd> got spuds for later
42:18 <MickTaylor> lol
42:21 <MickTaylor> Lumeah is over?
42:25 <b1rd> oi
42:42 <b1rd> you claim "i can be a cunt" but I put to you that "you always a cunt"
42:43 <b1rd> :)
42:51 <b1rd> lols
42:56 <couleurs> put yer spud in her olive oil m8 fkn dare u
43:07 <deadpandadolls> http://thehun.net/galleries/2045946_Mixed_amateur_selfies_from_Debs.html
43:08 <deadpandadolls> lol
43:09 <b1rd> Mmmmm food
43:17 <b1rd> lets see
44:29 <MickTaylor> You seem angry b1rd
44:32 <MickTaylor> :)
44:43 <b1rd> lol do i?
44:49 <b1rd> what makes you think/wish this?
44:59 <MickTaylor> I have taken your Anonymity now too
45:03 <MickTaylor> Just like breaker
45:04 <b1rd> oh?
45:12 <b1rd> where am I right now?
45:51 <couleurs> Uranus.
45:53 <MickTaylor> Fucked if I know, I'm not on FB
45:55 <MickTaylor> lollllllllll
46:20 <b1rd> so fb is MickTaylor's ultimate central intelligence machine?
46:23 <b1rd> everything on fb is fact?
46:27 <b1rd> LOL
46:38 <b1rd> nice bro
46:38 <MickTaylor> given your phone was broadcasting your location...
46:44 <b1rd> like your lazy work ethic
46:45 <MickTaylor> I'd daresay it's pretty accurate. :)
46:46 <b1rd> respect
46:55 <b1rd> yes, well the b1rd does fly around alot
47:06 <b1rd> he is not a stationary nerd like yourself
47:12 <b1rd> Never assume mr MickTaylor
47:13 <MickTaylor> :)
47:13 <b1rd> :)
47:24 <b1rd> props tho
47:37 <MickTaylor> Props to Hawthorn
47:45 <b1rd> although I did see you out the other day driving around
47:51 <b1rd> I'll give you that.
48:18 <b1rd> you should come out of the shadows more
48:18 <MickTaylor> What do I drive?
48:23 <MickTaylor> And what's my rego? :)
48:28 <b1rd> morone big ass ford
48:38 <MickTaylor> Oh?
48:44 <b1rd> with lame Ariel on it
48:45 <b1rd> yep
49:03 <b1rd> i don't take rego's unless you are a target
49:11 <b1rd> or a threat to society
49:31 <b1rd> yep
49:42 <b1rd> confirmed via b1rd's facial recognition unit
49:52 <b1rd> wearing hat in poor attempt to hide LOL
50:07 <b1rd> dark morone
50:13 <b1rd> no idea what model
50:23 <b1rd> shall i further investigate
50:24 <b1rd> ?
50:40 <b1rd> LTD or fairlane at a guess
50:43 <b1rd> LTD i think
50:45 <couleurs> who u callen a dark moron m8 fuk u
50:52 <b1rd> lol
52:31 <b1rd> love the LD fairlane
52:36 <b1rd> fkn nice that model
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57:19 <b1rd> either 2002 model ltd
57:21 <b1rd> or
57:34 <b1rd> actually pretty sure 2002 or earlier
57:50 <b1rd> nice bus you have
58:15 <b1rd> yep 2002 or few years prior to
58:19 <b1rd> 2003 different grille
58:31 <b1rd> or 2004 not sure
59:30 <b1rd> similar to this one
59:31 <b1rd> http://prntscr.com/er18mo
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01:53 <couleurs> My Fairlane Lady.
02:15 <b1rd> yeah nice cars
02:25 <b1rd> shame closed down factories
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05:25 <b1rd> you should come to see me next time MickTaylor
05:30 <b1rd> when in my area, drop in lad
05:45 <b1rd> i'll brew you some datura/english breakfast tea :)
06:58 <couleurs> Make Me.
09:02 <b1rd> nups
09:06 <b1rd> your choice son
09:12 <DVS> That is the AU Farlane
09:16 <b1rd> seen you in your nice grey hat tho a while back couleurs
09:21 <DVS> BA changed the shape
09:23 <DVS> late 2002
09:26 <b1rd> talking with your uncle
09:30 <b1rd> as he layed bricks
09:36 <b1rd> ahh
09:38 <b1rd> no idea.
09:48 <couleurs> omg u r a spy
09:49 <b1rd> just working off memory from other day
09:56 <b1rd> yeah well i did tell you that..
10:30 <b1rd> props tho :)
11:14 <couleurs> thx
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11:50 <b1rd> lols
11:54 <b1rd> look what the cat dragged in
11:54 <MickTaylor> I have no reason to go to Hawthorn
11:56 <MickTaylor> lol
11:59 <b1rd> lol
12:06 <b1rd> couldn't afford the LPG?
13:45 <MickTaylor> lol
13:56 <couleurs> Land Poop Gas.
14:10 <b1rd> the school kids were brutal in trying to dominate their footpath
14:16 <b1rd> quickly pushed them out of the way tho
14:39 <b1rd> said "these kids worse than asians at blocking footpath"
14:41 <b1rd> LOL
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31:50 <b1rd> wb brew
37:25 <b1rd> connection difficulties
37:32 <b1rd> on the move dave ?
39:30 <b1rd> don't go to lumeah's place dave.
39:38 <b1rd> you'll only get one warning
39:49 <b1rd> i know what you're upto
39:56 <b1rd> and why.
40:00 <b1rd> grow up
43:18 <moohoo> Lols
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48:10 <steven> lols
48:25 <b1rd> props tho
48:46 <steven> props
48:50 <steven> fucking legs are sore as fuck
49:13 <moohoo> I'm props smashed
50:10 <b1rd> lol
50:19 <dave> lo.l
50:19 <b1rd> excellent
50:32 <moohoo> Lovely days
50:36 <b1rd> dave coming over to suck me off ?
50:38 <b1rd> LOL
50:46 <b1rd> knees bitch
50:57 <b1rd> yepp
51:14 <moohoo> Dave?
51:27 <b1rd> yeah
51:32 <b1rd> he promised me a gobby
51:38 <b1rd> still waiting dave
51:58 <moohoo> Dave u will suck b1rds dick
52:52 <b1rd> yes
52:57 <b1rd> come on dave
00:34 <dave> shut ur mouth u cunt
00:52 <moohoo> Speak up dave
02:03 <dave> shut ur mouth
02:06 <dave> u dog
02:55 <moohoo> Coming from the irc give up rat
02:58 <moohoo> Lols
03:23 <dave> fuck u dog
03:51 <moohoo> Fuck you mud love
05:19 <steven> moohoo has been soft for the last 4 days
05:27 <moohoo> Soft???
05:30 <moohoo> How
05:39 <steven> when b1rd wasnt around you were being a little bitch
05:40 <b1rd> dave you WILL suck off the b1rd
05:59 <b1rd> me and moohoo Embolden each other
05:59 <steven> lols
06:02 <b1rd> its only natural
06:04 <moohoo> You will suck him
06:10 <b1rd> keep the aussie Morale high
06:13 <b1rd> no
06:16 <b1rd> dave will suck ME
06:16 <moohoo> We do bro
06:25 <b1rd> yes
06:35 * b1rd turns on Nordfront
06:41 <moohoo> Dave is jelly of the comradery
07:01 <b1rd> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhoZJMFivtI
07:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nordfront - Heil (Jan 31, 2015) Length: 2:04 - Category: Music - 64,161 views views - 418 likes (94.1%), 26 dislikes (5.9%)
07:05 <b1rd> yes he is
07:24 <b1rd> my anthem!
07:27 <moohoo> Fucken jelly MF
07:32 <b1rd> yep
07:41 <b1rd> he can earn his way into the gang though through blowies
07:49 <b1rd> slowly but surely he will be one of the bois
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08:32 <moohoo> After I drop the cunt
08:49 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
09:03 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
09:11 <moohoo> U stink
09:16 <moohoo> Cunt
09:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiii
09:40 <moohoo> Hi
09:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u sound sxc
10:00 Mode: (by steven) +ooo [[[[[pong]]]]] alienatedromeo couleurs
10:05 <moohoo> I am
10:12 <steven> hi dvs
10:25 <b1rd> lol
10:25 Mode: (by steven) +ooo damian deadpandadolls oko1211
10:33 Mode: (by steven) +oo IRCStats lonely
10:36 <b1rd> the gang is here
10:38 Mode: (by steven) +vvv dave DVS moohoo
10:40 Mode: (by [[[[[pong]]]]]) +m
11:10 <dave> hey [[[[[pong]]]]]
11:15 <dave> how are ya mate
11:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who r u
11:37 <dave> dave why
12:29 <dave> ?
13:25 <b1rd> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VohN-IemIHs&list=PLq8LWnhM0oQOzb7Pv6wNtlQnEy87Oi6B8
13:29 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Danzig-Am I Demon (1988) (Apr 7, 2011) Length: 4:53 - Category: Music - 380,427 views views - 1,928 likes (97.9%), 42 dislikes (2.1%)
15:48 Quit: moohoo ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
22:36 Quit: alienatedromeo ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
30:03 <steven> lol @ EFknockr
30:11 * steven slaps DVS around a bit with a large trout
32:42 <dave> ?
33:03 <b1rd> ??
33:12 <steven> pollock is loading proxies on my server
33:16 <steven> then trying them here
33:21 <b1rd> lol
33:29 <b1rd> he's pathetic
33:38 <steven> type this, /notify EFknockr
33:40 <b1rd> poor guy
33:46 <steven> you will see when he comes on
33:53 <b1rd> k
34:34 <b1rd> plivsta bro
34:45 <b1rd> he should get up sydney and melbourne
35:12 * steven slaps DVS around a bit with a large trout
36:07 <b1rd> turn on the telly!!!
36:14 <b1rd> fuckin plane crashed into melbourne CBD
36:19 <b1rd> fuckkkk
36:52 <b1rd> you watching steven ?
36:55 <steven> `ban dave faggot
36:56 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*[email protected].*
36:56 Kick: dave was kicked by ChanOP ((steven) faggot)
36:57 <steven> nah
36:59 <b1rd> LOL
37:03 <couleurs> alright which channel m8
37:04 <b1rd> april fools anyway
37:07 <b1rd> LOL
37:09 <b1rd> pwnd
37:13 <steven> lols
37:24 <steven> i didnt even care im to busy banning pollock
37:25 <b1rd> me misses told her friend she was preggas once for april fools
37:29 <b1rd> LOL true
37:36 <b1rd> pollock 1st class terrorist
37:41 <b1rd> fkn her mate told her whole family
37:44 <couleurs> fuk u dog cunt fkn gonna steal Lumeah from u
37:46 <b1rd> lol her parents ring up all happy
37:51 <b1rd> funny shit
38:03 <b1rd> lol
38:05 <steven> lols
38:12 <b1rd> nar
38:14 <b1rd> d0g all talk
38:21 <b1rd> LOL
38:31 <steven> david came on my server
38:33 <couleurs> lols j/k april fool u
38:34 <steven> and started flooding
38:53 <steven> ahah faggot
39:15 <b1rd> LOLLLLL
39:26 <b1rd> destructive lil shit ay
39:33 <b1rd> LOL couleurs
39:39 <steven> he use to it everyday
39:42 <steven> then i told him about austnet
39:49 <steven> then he came here and started doing it
39:50 <steven> :)
39:53 <b1rd> lol
39:58 <b1rd> funny
40:06 <b1rd> I'll call his landy
40:08 <b1rd> brb
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40:31 <b1rd> dave: ring ring, ring ring.
40:33 <b1rd> LOL
40:43 <b1rd> booty call dave
41:13 <b1rd> * Notify: EFknockr is online (AustNet)
41:14 <b1rd> * Notify: EFknockr is offline (AustNet)
41:15 <b1rd> LOL
41:32 <b1rd> quick visit
41:54 <DVS> who dat?
42:07 <b1rd> no idea pollock?
47:33 <steven> yah pollock 100%
51:47 <DVS> pollocks in here watching
51:50 <DVS> come out pollock
52:06 <steven> Lol
52:54 <steven> who are you DVS
06:32 Quit: alienatedromeo ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
08:21 * steven slaps DVS around a bit with a large trout
15:58 * DVS slaps steven around a bit with a large trout
25:44 Quit: b1rd ([email protected]) Client exited
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36:56 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*[email protected].*
50:48 <steven> as soon as DVS asked about it
50:51 <steven> it all stoped
50:54 <steven> LoLs
53:05 <steven> where is the gowch??
54:10 <DVS> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
54:14 <DVS> Im not polly waffles
55:03 <DVS> AFL Round 2:Greater Western Sydney: 20.12.(132) Vs Gold Coast: 7.8.(50) (4th Qtr)
55:06 <DVS> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
55:17 <DVS> almost triple
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59:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
09:54 <oko1211> hello lumeah girl
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20:02 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o b1rd
20:06 <b1rd> props tho
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55:30 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o circle
06:33 <steven> props
07:05 <b1rd> props
15:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> plops
16:17 <b1rd> plops tho
17:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd how u mushroom dick
19:28 <b1rd> LOL
19:30 <b1rd> good as
19:32 <b1rd> urs?
19:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> good
20:38 <b1rd> dave, sup
20:47 <b1rd> `voice Lumeah3
20:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Lumeah3
20:52 <Lumeah3> Ta
20:55 <b1rd> `voice dave
20:55 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v dave
20:59 <b1rd> :)
21:18 * b1rd tears the gaffa off Lumeah3 and dave's mouths
21:21 <b1rd> LOLs
21:49 <Lumeah3> Like l
21:51 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) Quit:
21:52 <Lumeah3> Lol
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22:56 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o SoupNazi
27:39 Mode: (by steven) -m
27:47 Mode: (by steven) +oo Lumeah3 carlOz
28:19 <b1rd> good show about disibility sector in victoria
28:27 <b1rd> so much abuse and neglect goes on
28:32 <b1rd> on da channel 24
29:03 <Glenn> A better show on channel 32
29:09 <b1rd> yeah?
29:10 <b1rd> i see
29:22 <b1rd> LOLLLL
29:28 <b1rd> no way
29:38 <b1rd> changes back
29:49 <b1rd> chuck norris time soon anyway
30:26 <b1rd> ay Glenn brah
30:32 <b1rd> sup bruv cuz
30:51 <b1rd> ohh about NSW not victoria
41:24 <steven> time to see whats hapening on skype
41:44 <b1rd> who you gunna abuse?
43:46 <steven> kuniva
43:51 <b1rd> nice
44:15 <steven> just took a new selfie
44:23 <steven> called him a faggot
44:38 <b1rd> LOLLLLLL
44:42 <b1rd> excellent
44:44 <steven> waiting for him to respond before further action is taken
44:53 <b1rd> very good
46:17 <b1rd> fkn dolhpins on telly i want action film
46:24 <b1rd> sharks same thing
46:28 <b1rd> boring lol
46:47 <+Lumeah3> Lop
46:54 <+Lumeah3> Ohh is it. Lol
47:09 <dave> LOL Lumeah3
47:10 <b1rd> lol well only seen 15 seconds of so far
47:16 <+Lumeah3> Lol
47:20 <b1rd> now adds
47:22 <b1rd> LOL
47:26 <steven> http://prntscr.com/er33s0
47:28 <steven> check out dem ears
47:29 <+Lumeah3> Yup
47:32 <steven> looooooooools
47:40 <b1rd> ooops sorry dave im speaking to Lumeah3
47:41 <b1rd> sorry bro lol
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48:03 <lonely> ham and eggs
48:06 <b1rd> LOL
48:07 <lonely> hmm maybe
48:13 <b1rd> he looks like sad puppy dog
48:18 <lonely> kk
48:33 <b1rd> pwnd
48:36 <+Lumeah3> Lol
48:42 <b1rd> he trying to look cute, looks sad tho
48:55 <steven> lols
49:06 <b1rd> YOU can see the gay closet he just came out of LOL
49:18 <b1rd> in background lols
49:25 <+Lumeah3> Yes b1rd your permission to talk to me i have personally authorised
49:36 <b1rd> oh good
49:38 <b1rd> :)
49:46 <b1rd> i ignore daves then
49:47 <steven> can you authorise me please
50:00 <steven> just took a fresh dick pic
50:05 <b1rd> lols
50:12 <+Lumeah3> David... Pull ya head it's bro it's hanging out ya pants
50:39 <+Lumeah3> Show me and ill consider
50:52 <steven> looking very swollen
50:53 <b1rd> lollll
50:55 <steven> lols
50:56 <dave> :>
51:40 <+Lumeah3> Well...
51:57 <b1rd> bullsharks proving elusive
52:02 <b1rd> but more active at night apparently
52:13 <b1rd> how come shark haz heads up display?
52:14 <b1rd> lols
52:27 <b1rd> ooooh crocodile kill
52:28 <b1rd> nice
52:34 <+Lumeah3> Sensors in its head
52:41 <b1rd> fulll on
52:48 <b1rd> that's mad tech, wish i had that
53:17 <+Lumeah3> Yup u misses the part detailing sharks sensors
53:24 <b1rd> aww
53:28 <b1rd> i want to be shark
53:43 <+Lumeah3> Lol
53:47 <+Lumeah3> U are
54:37 <steven> https://www.facebook.com/Humorlicious/videos/473104859747274/
54:51 <b1rd> lols
56:49 <steven> https://www.facebook.com/viraljedi/videos/910375232437562/
11:45 <steven> hahaahaha
11:49 <steven> dave you know maddog?
12:00 <steven> https://www.facebook.com/1835340040079267/videos/1877634989183105/
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15:55 <steven> amelia
15:57 <steven> https://www.facebook.com/1835340040079267/videos/1877634989183105/
16:27 <amelia> AHAHAHAA
16:34 <amelia> MAD DOG
16:50 <steven> haha
17:01 <b1rd> worked with a bloke named mad dog
17:04 <b1rd> funniest cunt
17:11 <steven> that guy is a perth icon
17:14 <steven> looooooooooool
17:18 <steven> the fucking mad dog
17:25 <b1rd> wot name?
17:31 <b1rd> russel?
17:32 <steven> mad dog
17:37 <steven> search him up on gogle
17:40 <steven> mad dog from perth
17:42 <b1rd> lol he change name to mad dog?
17:51 <b1rd> lemme see
17:59 <b1rd> how old?
18:10 <steven> he chases cars
18:12 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9OoAF4Bf78
18:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mad Dog Adrian (Nov 10, 2015) Length: 0:34 - Category: People & Blogs - 16,922 views views - 55 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
18:38 <b1rd> LOL
18:43 <b1rd> dunno if same guy
18:49 <b1rd> funny as
18:53 <b1rd> looks mad tho
18:58 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB1WJUNbHVY
19:01 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mad dog in perth australia (Sep 15, 2014) Length: 0 - Category: People & Blogs - 12,758 views views - 58 likes (95.1%), dislikes (4.9%)
19:34 <b1rd> mad dog i knew rode motorbikes
20:24 <b1rd> coincidence we were talkin about him at work yesterday as well. Yeh he still kickin about a few guys at my work have actually spoke to him before. Apparently he's a really talented motorbike mechanic and he does put the whole "mad dog" persona on a bit around people he doesn't know.
20:25 <b1rd> lol
20:32 <b1rd> wouldn't surprise me if same bloke
20:38 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInXGTSqo-4
20:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Happy New Year MAD DOG (Jan 2, 2017) Length: 0:49 - Category: People & Blogs - 10,987 views views - 57 likes (83.8%), 11 dislikes (16.2%)
20:51 <b1rd> no cunt anywhere fucked with him
21:07 <b1rd> motorbike mechanic.. yeh same cunt
21:29 <b1rd> lol
21:34 <b1rd> he's a hard man
21:46 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzLf3_pfoF4
21:49 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mad Dog on Bike on Freeway (Jan 27, 2017) Length: 0:06 - Category: Comedy - 4,543 views views - 57 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:21 <b1rd> cunt used to crash bikes cars and just laff
22:40 <b1rd> rode xr600 back in the day
22:45 <b1rd> and ducati's
23:12 <b1rd> would laff when he roll his car
23:14 <b1rd> LOL
23:59 <b1rd> sounds like myself yelling at traffic out my car window other day
24:16 <b1rd> always goin off at cunt
24:27 <steven> haha
24:34 <b1rd> bet u same cunt
25:31 <b1rd> best sense of humour, total psychopath tho lol
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35:25 <b1rd> might go to bed
35:59 <b1rd> it's been a furiously big night on irc, its made me tired lols
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55:57 <steven> lols
59:57 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Connection closed
00:16 <steven> ciggy butt time
00:36 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
00:59 <steven> cant take selfies off this phone the camera fucking sucks
01:33 <amelia> thnx slut
05:51 <steven> whats dis den slut
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06:17 <steven> updated my skype selfie
06:18 <steven> doe
06:20 <steven> lols
06:49 <amelia> all i see are ears
06:58 <dave> hi amelia
07:31 <amelia> hi
07:44 <dave> hi Arbition
08:08 <steven> thx
08:10 <steven> whore
08:16 <dave> hi Bonny
08:23 <amelia> kekekek
08:35 <dave> hi xm
09:06 <dave> hi Glenn
09:49 <dave> hi gremlinz
10:59 <b1rd> commencing wank over dave
11:02 <b1rd> :)
11:15 <b1rd> got any pics to assist with process dave ?
11:17 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
12:36 <dave> hi oko1211
12:40 <dave> hi MickTaylor
14:32 <dave> ?
15:24 <steven> LoL
18:20 <Arbition> Dave, hello
18:29 <Arbition> Something I can help with?
20:07 <steven> this was one of the best fights in the ufc
20:08 <steven> https://www.facebook.com/MMAFightUpdate/videos/1136538603062407/
22:05 <dave> just saying hi
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31:16 <Arbition> okie
35:56 <dave> :)
40:23 <steven> :)
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50:26 Nick: KingKong is now known as l00peyd0g
50:32 Quit: dave ([email protected]) EOF from client
50:44 <l00peyd0g> hello
56:21 Quit: l00peyd0g ([email protected]) Quit:
05:03 <steven> boringgggggggg
07:37 Join: l00peyd0g ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
08:05 <l00peyd0g> :)
08:26 <steven> ahahahaha
08:27 <steven> https://www.facebook.com/1145679465480498/videos/1371851799529929/
09:33 <l00peyd0g> not funny
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10:23 Quit: steven ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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10:42 <l00peyd0g> hi steven
10:46 <l00peyd0g> how are ya mate
10:49 <steven> https://www.facebook.com/1145679465480498/videos/1371851799529929/
11:00 <steven> not to bad
11:04 <steven> about to do a shit
11:05 <l00peyd0g> hilarious
11:06 <steven> yourself
11:13 <l00peyd0g> that is hilarious
11:32 <l00peyd0g> im just at home
12:02 <steven> aww yeah
12:39 <l00peyd0g> yup
12:46 <l00peyd0g> wanna buy me a feed
12:52 <steven> not really
13:01 <l00peyd0g> cmomn
13:04 <l00peyd0g> big mac meal
13:09 <l00peyd0g> and a cheeseburger
13:12 <steven> spent my quota for the day
13:27 <l00peyd0g> come onnnnnn
15:05 <l00peyd0g> :()=
16:01 <steven> i just had hotdogs
16:26 <l00peyd0g> im hungry
21:17 <steven> ekekekeek
23:09 <steven> ask ty
23:27 <steven> im sure he will help ya out bruvva
24:15 <l00peyd0g> fuk off
30:56 <steven> ?
31:13 <steven> he might need some juice money tho
31:15 <steven> looooools
32:28 <l00peyd0g> i dont talk to tht cunt
32:37 <steven> why not
33:23 <l00peyd0g> why ?
35:19 <lonely> amelia:
35:34 * lonely waves to amelia
35:37 <l00peyd0g> amelia:
35:43 * l00peyd0g waves to amelia
36:06 * lonely roots l00peyd0g 's leg
36:24 <lonely> `kick l00peyd0g
36:28 <lonely> lols
36:40 <l00peyd0g> lol
36:42 Kick: l00peyd0g was kicked by lonely ()
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37:06 <steven> hahahaha
37:54 <lonely> I had like 100 bongs today
37:55 <steven> rooted and booted
37:59 <steven> make a video
38:02 <lonely> or at least 20
38:08 <lonely> maybe 40
38:23 <lonely> but one thing for sure
38:35 <lonely> I smoked ti
38:41 <lonely> tit
38:50 <lonely> wtf
39:08 <lonely> amelia:
39:49 <l00peyd0g> amelia:
40:30 <lonely> i going go sleep dream of women
40:40 <lonely> lols
41:00 <lonely> nah serious i don't dream much
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42:09 <l00peyd0g> i going go sleep dream of women
42:12 <l00peyd0g> lols
42:20 <President_Trump> props tho
42:20 <l00peyd0g> nah serious i don't dream much
46:13 <President_Trump> !seen jen
46:17 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllll
56:13 <steven> i didnt dream until i stoped smoking weed
57:04 <l00peyd0g> i have nightmares
57:07 <President_Trump> if u wanna have good dreams take 100mg of b6
58:06 <l00peyd0g> everytime i fall asleep the nightmares begin
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