// #nerdhacks — 2017-08-17
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00:00:00 <President_Trump> they get paid so much to push a radical left wing agenda, its like the US model
00:02:00 <President_Trump> only credible journalists should be allowed on tv, like alex jones
00:04:00 <Tim-Sim1> lol
00:04:00 <psidawg> abc news 24 has gone the commercial route towards after 8pm with their choice of young female news readers
00:04:00 <psidawg> WHICHHHHH.................... is fine by me
00:05:00 <psidawg> HAHAHHAAHHAHA
00:05:00 <psidawg> =p
00:05:00 <Tim-Sim1> they have topless ones somewhere
00:05:00 <Tim-Sim1> brazil?
00:05:00 <psidawg> yeh south american countries weather chicks show cleavage n all
00:05:00 <psidawg> lol
00:06:00 <psidawg> leigh sales is a milk
00:06:00 <psidawg> milf
00:06:00 <psidawg> i'd do her
00:06:00 <psidawg> LOL
00:06:00 <psidawg> she's 47
00:06:00 <psidawg> lmao
00:06:00 <psidawg> my fav top 5 abc chicks
00:06:00 <psidawg> rachel puppazoni
00:06:00 <psidawg> kumi taguchi
00:06:00 <psidawg> hmm
00:06:00 <psidawg> lemme google
00:06:00 <psidawg> forgot the other's name
00:06:00 <psidawg> +P
00:08:00 <psidawg> miriam corowa
00:08:00 <psidawg> http://www.abc.net.au/news/newschannel/about/
00:08:00 <psidawg> prolli the best abo reporter on abc
00:08:00 <psidawg> lol
00:08:00 <psidawg> ellyse morgan... reeoowwww
00:08:00 <psidawg> yeh baby
00:08:00 <psidawg> finance reporter
00:09:00 <psidawg> and that sport chick
00:09:00 <psidawg> 4got name
00:09:00 <psidawg> ah well
00:09:00 <psidawg> heya milky
00:09:00 <psidawg> r u a milf milk?
00:09:00 <psidawg> lol
00:09:00 <psidawg> talk people
00:09:00 <milk> heya
00:09:00 <psidawg> damnnit
00:09:00 <milk> no, I'm an angry customer
00:09:00 <psidawg> seen ur nicks for months now milk, r u male or female?
00:10:00 <milk> I bought use your illusion 1 & 2
00:10:00 <Tim-Sim1> gunners
00:10:00 <psidawg> wats that milk
00:10:00 <milk> please
00:10:00 <Tim-Sim1> Guns & Roses albums, psidawg
00:11:00 <psidawg> ohh
00:11:00 <psidawg> cool
00:11:00 <psidawg> does any of the 2 albums have nov rain in it?
00:11:00 <psidawg> when nov 7 comes when xbox 1x is out
00:11:00 <Tim-Sim1> not long now
00:11:00 <psidawg> ima play nov rain while driving to jb hifi to buy it
00:11:00 <psidawg> HAHAHa
00:12:00 <President_Trump> how much did that cost?
00:12:00 <psidawg> y didnt u just download mp3s and burn on to cds milk
00:12:00 <psidawg> did u buy hard copies or digital albums?
00:12:00 <milk> because its was the early ninties
00:12:00 <milk> late eighties
00:12:00 <President_Trump> i downloaded them like two years ago on piratebay
00:12:00 <President_Trump> took about 2 mins
00:13:00 <milk> no it was 1990
00:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> I was listening to The Crow soundtrack today, an old favorite
00:13:00 <psidawg> doesnt matter wat yr the albums were released milk
00:13:00 <milk> I bought them from a tape store in bali
00:13:00 <psidawg> im sure its mp3s are online somehwere
00:13:00 <psidawg> lol
00:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> fuck Bali
00:13:00 <psidawg> there's prolli a youtube video with the album
00:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> boycott Indonesia
00:13:00 <psidawg> just download the video, rip its audio out n burn onto cd
00:13:00 <President_Trump> is kfc halal here? it is in the uk
00:14:00 <Tim-Sim1> can get the discography form the piratebay
00:14:00 <psidawg> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I4xBzCqiyI&list=PL9B8B8A53D44496D4
00:14:00 <psidawg> here bro
00:14:00 <psidawg> LOLL
00:14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guns N' Roses - Right Next Door To Hell (Jun 13, 2010) Length: 2:59 - Category: Music - 271,850 views views - 554 likes (94.5%), 32 dislikes (5.5%)
00:14:00 <psidawg> 5 seconds search n i found the whole album
00:15:00 <milk> MC Hammer was good too
00:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> I have bought a few albums, 3 times
00:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> because the CDs got scratched
00:15:00 <psidawg> only legit album i ever bought was 1996
00:15:00 <psidawg> michael jackson history
00:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> gay
00:15:00 <psidawg> oh and mariah carey - butterfly album
00:15:00 <psidawg> in 1997
00:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> that's gayer than watching Dr Phil, psidawg
00:16:00 <psidawg> it's front cover has a lot of her sexy pics
00:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> omg
00:16:00 <psidawg> i wankd alot over it growing up
00:16:00 <psidawg> =P
00:16:00 <psidawg> hahha
00:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> Mariah Carey...
00:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> you fuckwit
00:16:00 <psidawg> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butterfly_(Mariah_Carey_album)
00:16:00 <milk> didnt she get raped by a black man?
00:16:00 <psidawg> i jizzed so many times for mariah bro
00:16:00 <psidawg> she was a hottie back then
00:17:00 <psidawg> look @ the album cover
00:17:00 <Tim-Sim1> Madonnas like virgin vinyl record cover was pretty hot
00:17:00 <psidawg> there were pics of her in bikinis n short skirt inside the cover
00:17:00 <psidawg> LOLL
00:17:00 <President_Trump> lol mariah carey, good gear bro??!??
00:17:00 <milk> beyonce got bumjacked
00:18:00 <Tim-Sim1> she looks alright in that photo
00:18:00 <psidawg> how can u comapre beyonce to mariah back in her younger days
00:18:00 <psidawg> beyone is just black
00:18:00 <psidawg> mariah is at least white-ish
00:18:00 <psidawg> =P
00:18:00 <psidawg> ll
00:18:00 <psidawg> lol
00:18:00 <milk> dont go chasing waterfalls, please stick to the rivers and the streams that you're used to
00:19:00 <psidawg> anyways
00:19:00 <psidawg> time to brush my teth
00:20:00 <psidawg> and watch some ghost adventures
00:20:00 <psidawg> =}
00:20:00 <psidawg> fuck
00:20:00 <psidawg> cant change nick
00:20:00 <psidawg> vhost is banned in melb
00:20:00 <psidawg> lol
00:20:00 <zak_baggan> where's mia 2nite?
00:20:00 <zak_baggan> =\
00:21:00 <President_Trump> prob in the toilet crying after spanish raped her
00:21:00 <Zak_Bagans> lol
00:21:00 <Tim-Sim1> almost cut my fingers off
00:21:00 <Tim-Sim1> just picked up acoustic guitar, strings are rusty
00:21:00 <Tim-Sim1> god damn that's rough
00:22:00 <Tim-Sim1> needs a new set damn it
00:22:00 <milk> dire straits - money for nothing
00:23:00 <Tim-Sim1> wow man, just opened up an old guitar case and found 5 sets of strings
00:24:00 <Tim-Sim1> but none for steel string electric
00:25:00 <Tim-Sim1> gonna buy a new nylon string guitar
00:31:00 <Zak_Bagans> can u play?
00:31:00 <Zak_Bagans> how good are u out of 10?
00:31:00 <Zak_Bagans> ican only play happy bday on guitar
00:31:00 <Zak_Bagans> LOLL
00:32:00 <Zak_Bagans> 1 string/note at a time
00:32:00 <Zak_Bagans> ahahha
00:32:00 <Zak_Bagans> i can play drums tho =]
00:33:00 <Zak_Bagans> it's raining
00:34:00 <Zak_Bagans> can some1 plz unban me from #melbourne
00:34:00 <Zak_Bagans> plz
00:35:00 <President_Trump> melb is dead
00:36:00 <Zak_Bagans> boooo
00:36:00 <Zak_Bagans> is it?
00:36:00 <Zak_Bagans> boring
00:36:00 <Zak_Bagans> gonna go lay down
00:36:00 <Zak_Bagans> nite guys
00:36:00 <Zak_Bagans> =]
00:41:00 <zarkos> arabs and blacks stole my scooter :-(((((((((((((((((
00:41:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-9UvrLyj3k
00:41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy (official video) 1080p HD (Mar 8, 2012) Length: 5:51 - Category: Music - 2,769,049 views views - 19,540 likes (92.5%), 1,577 dislikes (7.5%)
00:41:00 <Kelevra> fuck the wind is picking up outside
00:42:00 <Tim-Sim1> Zak_Bagans: I am about a 6.5/10
00:42:00 <Tim-Sim1> with regards to guitar
00:43:00 <Tim-Sim1> I can do some tricky shit like sweep picking but only a few sheeps
00:43:00 <Tim-Sim1> Steve Vai would be a 10
00:43:00 <Tim-Sim1> Kurt Cobain would be a 4
00:44:00 <Tim-Sim1> few shapes
00:44:00 <Tim-Sim1> no sheeps
00:45:00 <Tim-Sim1> Kelevra: does you letter box lid flip up in heavy wind?
00:46:00 <President_Trump> sounds like another task for the working bee
00:47:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
00:48:00 <Zak_Bagans> lol u said that b4 already zarkos
00:48:00 <Tim-Sim1> wind picks up and I lose my mail
00:48:00 <Zak_Bagans> wanna play some chess frere?
00:48:00 <Tim-Sim1> shit flies everywhere
00:48:00 <Tim-Sim1> neighbours reading my mail
00:48:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim1 nah
00:48:00 <Kelevra> my letter box is pretty high though
00:49:00 <Tim-Sim1> what sort of letterbox do you have?
00:49:00 <Tim-Sim1> :|
00:49:00 <Kelevra> just a normal one but they put it up about 6ft for some fkn odd reason
00:49:00 <Kelevra> so I have to stand on my tippie toes
00:49:00 <Tim-Sim1> apex could still reach that
00:49:00 <Zak_Bagans> lol
00:49:00 <Zak_Bagans> apex scums
00:49:00 <Kelevra> I swear the people who built this place were on acid
00:50:00 <Zak_Bagans> they would steal anything from u even ur letterbox bro
00:50:00 <Zak_Bagans> ahaha
00:50:00 <Kelevra> my bathroomlooks so wogged out it's not even funny
00:50:00 <Tim-Sim1> spew coloured tiles?
00:51:00 <Kelevra> it's all gold and marble and there's two showers not even the same recess
00:51:00 <Kelevra> like ones on one side of the room and the other is on the other
00:51:00 <Tim-Sim1> does it look good though?
00:51:00 <Kelevra> eh it's a bathroom, it's just strange
00:51:00 <Tim-Sim1> oh
00:51:00 <Kelevra> and the lights in one bedroom are in the shape of a triangle
00:51:00 <Tim-Sim1> my bathroom could do with a makeover
00:51:00 <Tim-Sim1> too many jobs to do
00:51:00 <Kelevra> there's like three downlights
00:52:00 <Kelevra> just in the one bedroom
00:52:00 <Tim-Sim1> downlights... that's pretty fancy
00:52:00 <Kelevra> it's all downligts
00:52:00 <Kelevra> they were a bitch to replace cause they're all screw in so I had to go back to bunnings and get the correct ones
00:52:00 <Zak_Bagans> tim, if i show u a song, can u play the guitar part of it
00:53:00 <Zak_Bagans> just by listening?
00:53:00 <Tim-Sim1> depends how hard it is
00:53:00 <Tim-Sim1> but generally speaking yes
00:53:00 <Zak_Bagans> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7XnCPtfa14
00:53:00 <Zak_Bagans> that bro
00:53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Romance d'Amour (anonymous) - Classical Guitar (Dec 13, 2012) Length: 3:44 - Category: Music - 336,925 views views - 2,362 likes (98.5%), 36 dislikes (1.5%)
00:54:00 <Zak_Bagans> it's a very popular song when u learn guitar
00:54:00 <Zak_Bagans> all teachers would teach u that
00:54:00 <Zak_Bagans> i can play this song up to the 1st 4 bars only
00:54:00 <Zak_Bagans> loll
00:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> yes, that would be fairly easy to learn
00:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> I might try learn that one actually
00:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> thanks Zak_Bagans
00:55:00 <Zak_Bagans> i can play upto about 0:16
00:55:00 <Zak_Bagans> when u have to change tone
00:55:00 <Zak_Bagans> i cant no more lol
00:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> oh
00:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> keep practicing
00:55:00 <Zak_Bagans> i saw my aunty in vn playing it n learn the start bit off her
00:55:00 <Zak_Bagans> lol
00:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> you will get there
00:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> awesome
00:56:00 <Zak_Bagans> i have to retune my guitar tho
00:56:00 <Zak_Bagans> it's out of whack lol
00:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> that's confirmed my need for a new guitar
00:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> nylon string
00:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> sister has my old one
00:57:00 <Zak_Bagans> lol
00:57:00 <Zak_Bagans> yer nylons are better
00:57:00 <Zak_Bagans> i get blisters with the metal strings
00:57:00 <Zak_Bagans> esepshly the sharp bottom 3 strings
00:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> actually, might ask her if anybody actually uses it and steal it back off her
00:58:00 <Tim-Sim1> rains just arrived
00:58:00 <Zak_Bagans> has it? it just stops in st. albans
00:58:00 <Zak_Bagans> lol
00:58:00 <Zak_Bagans> was raining last 10mins
00:58:00 <Zak_Bagans> anyways
00:58:00 <Zak_Bagans> go back laying down
00:58:00 <Zak_Bagans> bbl or something
00:58:00 <Zak_Bagans> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inBKFMB-yPg
00:58:00 <Tim-Sim1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inBKFMB-yPg
00:59:00 <Zak_Bagans> man look @ her
00:59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ana Vidovic plays Asturias by Isaac Albéniz (May 28, 2015) Length: 7:14 - Category: Music - 7,769,952 views views - 103,795 likes (98.9%), 1,188 dislikes (1.1%)
00:59:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
00:59:00 <Tim-Sim1> man
00:59:00 <Zak_Bagans> beautiful & skillful
00:59:00 <Tim-Sim1> I am listening to that too
00:59:00 <Tim-Sim1> cool huh
00:59:00 <Zak_Bagans> i would love to eat her pussy to the beat while she plays her guitar
00:59:00 <Zak_Bagans> =P
00:59:00 <Tim-Sim1> I bet she shaves her armpits
01:00:00 <Tim-Sim1> nice pinch harmonics
01:01:00 <Tim-Sim1> she's probably one of those freaks who can actually read music
01:05:00 <Tim-Sim1> bbs
01:05:00 <President_Trump> lol
01:05:00 <President_Trump> tim sim obviously cant read music
01:08:00 <Kelevra> wb Tim-Sim
01:08:00 <President_Trump> wb Tim-Sim
01:08:00 <President_Trump> Kelevra said u obviously cant read music
01:08:00 <Kelevra> [01:05:40] <President_Trump> lol
01:08:00 <Kelevra> [01:05:47] <President_Trump> tim sim obviously cant read music
01:08:00 <Tim-Sim> ta
01:08:00 <Kelevra> don't be fake President_Trump
01:08:00 <Tim-Sim> I can read it slowly
01:09:00 <Tim-Sim> not fluently
01:09:00 <Kelevra> well that shouldn't be a problem
01:09:00 <Tim-Sim> I used to be able to look at sheet music and listen to it in my head
01:09:00 <zarkos> >:-(
01:09:00 <Kelevra> one of my friends can hear something and just play it
01:09:00 <zarkos> arabs and blacks stole my scooter !!!
01:09:00 <President_Trump> i would have preferred he was here when i said it, coz i had to write tim sim rather than t tab
01:09:00 <zarkos> >:-[
01:09:00 <Kelevra> President_Trump either way
01:10:00 <Kelevra> shows your dedication to be lame..
01:10:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
01:10:00 <President_Trump> lol @ frankston pram pusher
01:10:00 <Kelevra> I don't live in frankston anymore but seriously what mother hasn't used a pram
01:11:00 <Kelevra> was your mum some body building manly bitch?
01:11:00 <President_Trump> i was born in a somalian village, no prams there love
01:11:00 <Tim-Sim> is a stroller considered a pram?
01:11:00 <Kelevra> or did your mum leave you with strangers so she could do shit so you'd get molested?
01:12:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim kind of but it's called a stroller
01:12:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllll
01:12:00 <President_Trump> yes thats it, u got it
01:12:00 <Kelevra> yeah thought so, hence your fucked up development
01:13:00 <Tim-Sim> I see some bogans walking around here everynow and then, pushing a kid in a stroller with one hand, holding a smoke and a can of bourban in the other
01:13:00 <Kelevra> multitasking
01:13:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah
01:13:00 <Tim-Sim> really though
01:13:00 <Kelevra> I wouldn't smoke infront of my kids nor walk down the street drinking tbh
01:13:00 <Tim-Sim> the kid could probably hold the can for them
01:13:00 <Kelevra> lmao
01:13:00 <Kelevra> too right, lazy fkn kids
01:14:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah
01:14:00 <Kelevra> or chuck the can in their bottle holder
01:14:00 <Kelevra> fuck people don't think properly
01:21:00 <milk> I spoke to God today
01:21:00 <Tim-Sim> bullshit
01:21:00 <milk> nah, full on, last time I saw he openly claimed to be God
01:22:00 <Tim-Sim> so what did you ask him?
01:22:00 <milk> nothing he wanted freebies off me
01:22:00 <Tim-Sim> hmm
01:23:00 <Tim-Sim> might have been a test
01:23:00 <milk> as best I can tell, he was worshipping my image and bumming little boys and I was suposed to pay for everything
01:24:00 <Warren1984> Tim-Sim do you believe in god?
01:24:00 <Tim-Sim> no Warren1984
01:24:00 <Tim-Sim> hi btw
01:28:00 <Warren1984> hi Tim-Sim, going ok?
01:28:00 <Warren1984> have you spoken to Tigger_ lately?
01:28:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah I supposed
01:28:00 <Tim-Sim> no
01:29:00 <Tim-Sim> I haven't heard from Tigger in ages
01:31:00 <President_Trump> i have heard he is writing a book
01:31:00 <President_Trump> sci fi
01:32:00 <milk> anyway, its not like he was just a shitty indian who'd been hogsmoghrified by a communist wizard
01:33:00 <Warren1984> Tim-Sim what have you been doing?
01:36:00 <President_Trump> he has been playing the guitar for jen at cheong park
01:36:00 <Warren1984> lol
01:36:00 <Warren1984> is she still around?
01:36:00 <President_Trump> yes she gave u a handjob remember
01:37:00 <Warren1984> that was in perth
01:37:00 <Kelevra> nothing wrong a quick hand movement
01:37:00 <milk> there is more to magic than slight of hand
01:38:00 <Kelevra> indeed
01:38:00 <milk> like smoke and mirrors
01:38:00 <Kelevra> but alas the slight of hand does the job
01:38:00 <Warren1984> Kelevra how r you?
01:39:00 <milk> if went to see a magic show and it was just slight of hand I would feel ripped off
01:40:00 <Kelevra> Warren1984 I'm good thanks for asking, yourself?
01:40:00 <Warren1984> Tim-Sim remember last time we were talking you said you were going to become more active and drinking less energy drinks? Did you acomplish that?
01:40:00 <Kelevra> he's been going to the gym
01:41:00 <Kelevra> and playing guitar
01:41:00 <President_Trump> he is getting in shape for when he cuts Kelevra's lawn with this shirt off
01:41:00 <Kelevra> nah I can do my own lawns when it doesn't rain
01:41:00 <Tim-Sim> no Warren1984 but I am better than I was back then
01:41:00 <Kelevra> got a lawn mower last weekend
01:42:00 <President_Trump> what sort?
01:42:00 <milk> anyone need a new psychology manual?
01:42:00 <Kelevra> it's a lawn mower
01:42:00 <Kelevra> it cuts grass
01:42:00 <President_Trump> which brand?
01:42:00 <Warren1984> Tim-Sim I stopped eating sugar
01:42:00 <Kelevra> I don't know and I'm not going outside to check
01:43:00 <Tim-Sim> well done Warren1984, notice any improvements?
01:43:00 <President_Trump> u dont know which mower u bought and it was only last weekend lollllllllllllllllllll
01:43:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ told me eating any form of sugar was bad so I totally cut it out of my life, I only eat high sodium diet now
01:43:00 <Kelevra> Warren1984 so you're drinkking more sugar?
01:43:00 <Tim-Sim> high sodium is not good
01:43:00 <Warren1984> Kelevra I cut all sugar out, not even drinking it
01:43:00 <Kelevra> President_Trump I said I got one
01:43:00 <Kelevra> I didn't say I bought it
01:43:00 <Tim-Sim> excellent
01:43:00 <Warren1984> Tim-Sim I drink 5 litres of water a day now, so it balances out. I never felt so good
01:43:00 <Warren1984> but im gaining weight more and my mum says it isn't good
01:44:00 <Tim-Sim> that's awesome
01:44:00 <Tim-Sim> oh
01:44:00 <President_Trump> oh right, where did u 'get' a mower from?
01:44:00 <Tim-Sim> cut back on the calories
01:44:00 <Tim-Sim> eat light
01:44:00 <Kelevra> an ircian gave it to me
01:44:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllll
01:45:00 <Warren1984> my psyc upped my meds so that might be it, I moved from ENTP to INFJ
01:45:00 <Warren1984> I need to find another INFJ female
01:46:00 <milk> hocus pocus let me focus
01:46:00 <Tim-Sim> should just wait a few years until the japanese robots get cheaper
01:46:00 <Warren1984> I can't afford one I was talking to xm about them not long ago
01:46:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, they are pretty pricey atm
01:47:00 <Warren1984> He was telling me I should get one if I ever want to find a gf or have proper intercourse
01:47:00 <Warren1984> how much are they Tim-Sim?
01:47:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
01:47:00 <Tim-Sim> I think they are up around $30,000
01:47:00 <milk> oh, it's a fizz og
01:48:00 <zarkos> so expenssive
01:48:00 <zarkos> get a realfuckdoll
01:48:00 <Kelevra> they're called 'real dolls'
01:48:00 <Kelevra> they go for about 10k
01:48:00 <Tim-Sim> well these ones don't get their period
01:49:00 <Kelevra> you can get their looks based upon a person
01:49:00 <Tim-Sim> so they are ALWAYS ready to go, if you know what I mean
01:49:00 <Kelevra> neither do real dolls
01:49:00 <President_Trump> sell a few argo shares and u can get a robot
01:49:00 <Tim-Sim> I was going to buy some more of them
01:49:00 <milk> you do the hippy hippy shake
01:49:00 <Tim-Sim> might do that tomorrow
01:49:00 <Tim-Sim> if I remember
01:49:00 <President_Trump> how many is a few
01:50:00 <Kelevra> 3 or more
01:50:00 <Kelevra> idiot..
01:50:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllll @ Kelevra
01:50:00 <Kelevra> lol @ your uneducated ass
01:50:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, 3 or more I guess
01:51:00 <Warren1984> what is argo?
01:51:00 <milk> left right left
01:51:00 <milk> a hearts a heart
01:52:00 <Tim-Sim> argo is the name of a financial company that trades on the australian stock market
01:53:00 <Tim-Sim> Argo Investments
01:53:00 <milk> do you know the argo?
01:53:00 <Tim-Sim> wot?
01:54:00 <milk> space blazers
01:54:00 <Tim-Sim> wot?
01:54:00 <Warren1984> Tim-Sim I thought it was maybe bitcoins, because Tigger_ has been buying into them and teaching me and xm about it
01:54:00 <Tim-Sim> oh cool
01:55:00 <Tim-Sim> where is Tigger these days?
01:55:00 <President_Trump> he got a job, working at infowars
01:56:00 <milk> excuse me, I'll have you know that I am French and you will put these criminals on a boat!
01:58:00 <milk> imma dress up my cat in a tutu and see if it scratches me
01:58:00 <President_Trump> op me babe
01:58:00 <Kelevra> nope
01:59:00 <Warren1984> dont worry about President_Trump Kelevra he always is like this
01:59:00 <Kelevra> `access
02:00:00 <Tim-Sim> ooh
02:00:00 <Tim-Sim> I have ops
02:00:00 <Tim-Sim> thanks Kelevra
02:00:00 <Kelevra> welcome
02:01:00 <milk> oh oh oh, they told me about this in the MK Ultra program, hang on I know this one, "whats behind the red curtain"?
02:01:00 <Kelevra> the wizard of oz?
02:01:00 <milk> no seriously?
02:01:00 <Tim-Sim> that was a green curtain, wasn't it?
02:01:00 <Kelevra> probably the green curtain
02:01:00 <Tim-Sim> can't remember anymore
02:02:00 <Tim-Sim> was it green or red?
02:02:00 <Kelevra> I think you might be correct
02:02:00 <Tim-Sim> the wizard's head was green
02:02:00 <Tim-Sim> I think
02:03:00 <Tim-Sim> Dorothy had a blue and white dress
02:03:00 <milk> Department of Energy kids, its not libarary science
02:03:00 <Tim-Sim> toto was brown
02:03:00 <Tim-Sim> tinman was silver
02:03:00 <Tim-Sim> brick road was yellow
02:04:00 <milk> so like, how long did it take that coke addict to punch in swordfish on that movie?
02:04:00 <Tim-Sim> I'm thinking of buying one of these http://www.mooloolabamusic.com.au/ibanez-ga3ece-am-classical-guitar-acoustic-electri\
02:04:00 <Tim-Sim> I'm thinking of buying one of these http://www.mooloolabamusic.com.au/ibanez-ga3ece-am-classical-guitar-acoustic-electri
02:05:00 <Kelevra> it was half black and white
02:06:00 <Kelevra> nah the witches face was green
02:06:00 <milk> like a killer whale eating salad?
02:09:00 <Warren1984> Tim-Sim do you still work or you quit the laboring?
02:09:00 <President_Trump> he has retired on his argo shares, all 3 of them
02:09:00 <Warren1984> lish said you were considering leaving for being so stressed out, I wonder what ever happened to lish
02:09:00 <Tim-Sim> I am still working as a fitter and turner, Warren1984
02:10:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, I was really stressed out at work
02:10:00 <Tim-Sim> that's for sure
02:10:00 <Warren1984> did you ever go on that organic fruit and veg diet you were talking about?
02:10:00 <Tim-Sim> it has gotten better recently
02:11:00 <milk> I want you to get up right now, go to the window. Open it and yell "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
02:11:00 <Tim-Sim> can't remember talking about going on an organic fruit and veggie diet
02:11:00 <Tim-Sim> but i chop and change my diet everynow and then
02:12:00 <Tim-Sim> try new things, old things etc.
02:12:00 <President_Trump> SARGENTS
02:12:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
02:12:00 <Tim-Sim> been eating oats again recently
02:12:00 <Tim-Sim> and adding bran
02:12:00 <President_Trump> ive still got two of them left
02:12:00 <Tim-Sim> nice
02:12:00 <President_Trump> steak and onion
02:13:00 <Tim-Sim> mail them to me
02:13:00 <Kelevra> gross
02:13:00 <President_Trump> gross?
02:13:00 <Tim-Sim> wtf? you don't like sargents steak and onion pies?
02:13:00 <President_Trump> it would be the finest cuisine you have ever had Kelevra
02:13:00 <Kelevra> villi's are better
02:14:00 <Tim-Sim> villi's?
02:14:00 <Kelevra> yes
02:14:00 <Tim-Sim> never had them before
02:14:00 <Tim-Sim> where do you get them|?
02:14:00 <Kelevra> real steak chunks
02:14:00 <milk> red beans an rice, red beans an rice, I could eat a plate twice
02:14:00 <Kelevra> thomastown or south australia
02:14:00 <Warren1984> !picture lisa
02:14:00 <Kelevra> it's either thomastown or williamstown
02:14:00 <Tim-Sim> can you get them from coles?
02:14:00 <Kelevra> I always get them confused
02:14:00 <Kelevra> nah you can't
02:15:00 <Kelevra> best pies you'll ever eat
02:15:00 <Kelevra> and sausage rolls
02:15:00 <Warren1984> Tim-Sim you were talking about eating lemons a lot
02:15:00 <Warren1984> and kale
02:15:00 <President_Trump> find them on the coles website
02:15:00 <Tim-Sim> yes
02:15:00 <Tim-Sim> i did kale in smoothies
02:15:00 <Kelevra> steak and mushroom and others
02:16:00 <Tim-Sim> and lemon in the mornings
02:16:00 <Kelevra> doubtful they'd be on the coles website
02:16:00 <Tim-Sim> it's all coming back to me now
02:17:00 <milk> fuck australia day, we need aboriginal sex day!
02:18:00 <Tim-Sim> wash your mouth out, milk
02:18:00 <Warren1984> Kelevra I found villis pies at 711 in Brisbane when I went to see my dad not long ago
02:19:00 <Tim-Sim> were they any good?
02:19:00 <Kelevra> yeah there's one place around me that sells them but my ex wouldn't get me one
02:19:00 <Kelevra> so he should go to hell.
02:19:00 <Tim-Sim> why not?
02:19:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllll
02:19:00 <Kelevra> cause he was fat and lazy and never wanted me to be happy
02:19:00 <President_Trump> kelevra eats a 7 course meals most nights, a villi's pie and a six pack
02:20:00 <Kelevra> sounds about right
02:20:00 <Warren1984> Tim-Sim I didn't get a chance to try one, just remember seeing them there. Tigger_ taught my a lot about visualising, and keeping memories for even short periods of time. I carry a note pad with me these days but I can never seem to find much to jott down
02:20:00 <Tim-Sim> apparently vili's pies are halal certified...
02:21:00 <Kelevra> imo they're just the best pies
02:21:00 <President_Trump> where is their website
02:21:00 <Warren1984> Ill have to ask Tigger_ about them Tim-Sim he eats them
02:21:00 <Tim-Sim> I see
02:22:00 <Tim-Sim> http://www.vilis.com/trade/australian-distributors/
02:22:00 <Warren1984> http://www.vilis.com/international/halal-certification/
02:23:00 <Tim-Sim> http://www.vilis.com/bakery/savouries/pies/
02:23:00 <Kelevra> they're better than the shit President_Trump eats
02:23:00 <Kelevra> for his case of frozen shit, you can buy one of those
02:24:00 <President_Trump> SARGENTS
02:24:00 <President_Trump> #1 pie of nerdhacks
02:24:00 <Tim-Sim> halal is such a load of shit
02:24:00 <Warren1984> Kelevra are you new to irc?
02:24:00 <President_Trump> funds terrorism
02:24:00 <President_Trump> its a scam
02:24:00 <Tim-Sim> sargents steak and onion, all the way
02:25:00 <Kelevra> villis has steak and onion and if you ever tried it you'd never touch sargents ever again
02:25:00 <Tim-Sim> can you get them on ebay?
02:25:00 <Kelevra> I'm not sure
02:25:00 <Warren1984> I got banned from ebay lol
02:25:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
02:26:00 <Stablez298> Hi
02:26:00 <Warren1984> I bought a Borner slicer and didn't pay for it so they cancelled my account, my mum is very angry
02:26:00 <Tim-Sim> hmm
02:26:00 <Tim-Sim> my sister got banned as well
02:26:00 <Stablez298> Lol
02:27:00 <Warren1984> Tim-Sim did she buy a Borner slicer too?
02:27:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
02:27:00 <Tim-Sim> nah
02:27:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ convinced me to buy that, but it wasn't worth the money, I just kept cutting my hand
02:27:00 <Tim-Sim> she sold some toys then had to cancel one after somebody had already put a purchase on it, the person complained and she got banned. she was very upset about it
02:27:00 <Stablez298> Hi I have a modded bo2 acc to give away whoever says modded first wins it and it's for any platform
02:28:00 <President_Trump> daz eats 15 sargents for breakfast
02:28:00 <Kelevra> no doubt
02:29:00 <President_Trump> Stablez298 msg kelevra about all modding enquires
02:29:00 <Kelevra> nah
02:30:00 <Kelevra> thinking about my lawns
02:30:00 <Stablez298> GgggjkjujgkghugffffffffffffffhjhfgjhjfhjghghjgjjhgjjjghjjjhjhhgjhjjhhjhgjhjhjjHghjhhjhjjjhjhjhjhjhjjhjjhjjhjhjjhgh
02:30:00 <Stablez298> Qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm,..,mnbvcxzasdfghjklpoiuytrewq
02:31:00 <Kelevra> now I'm thinking about my storage unit
02:31:00 <Kelevra> and buying a few lamps
02:31:00 <Zak_Bagans> wats a bo2?
02:32:00 <Zak_Bagans> videi game?
02:32:00 <Kelevra> possibly moving my comp table out of my bedroomcause I'm always in the lounge
02:32:00 <Zak_Bagans> modded
02:32:00 <Warren1984> Kelevra why dont you buy a laptop?
02:32:00 <Kelevra> I have a laptop
02:32:00 <Zak_Bagans> now gimme it
02:32:00 <Zak_Bagans> i said modded 1st
02:32:00 <Zak_Bagans> lol
02:33:00 <Stablez298> KEK
02:33:00 <Kelevra> I'm on my laptop, this weekend I'm getting a desktop
02:33:00 <Warren1984> oh but you said <@Kelevra> possibly moving my comp table out of my bedroomcause I'm always in the lounge
02:33:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
02:33:00 <Stablez298> What platform you on
02:33:00 <Warren1984> Tigger use to always tell me that a laptop was evil
02:33:00 <President_Trump> why are u getting a desktop? u said u cant afford rent
02:34:00 <Kelevra> I'm in the lounge cause I don't have a bedroom in my room atm
02:34:00 <Warren1984> but xm always told me a laptop was good if you didn't have space or money, I am buying a laptop soon
02:34:00 <Kelevra> a bed* in my room
02:34:00 <Kelevra> I can afford rent idiot.
02:34:00 <Warren1984> I live at my mums
02:34:00 <Warren1984> I sleep in my old sisters room
02:34:00 <Stablez298> XD
02:35:00 <Kelevra> my girls sleep in my queensize in their room
02:35:00 <Zak_Bagans> i'm on ps4
02:35:00 <Stablez298> Ok
02:35:00 <Zak_Bagans> but wat game is bo2?
02:35:00 <Kelevra> I'm using the couch until the weekend when I get their singles and putting my bed back in my room
02:35:00 <Stablez298> The psn is FUCK YOU GOLD DIGGER XD
02:35:00 <Kelevra> so my laptop will be in my bedroom and the desktop will be in the loungeroom
02:36:00 <Tim-Sim> dilemma: not sure whether to buy a $100 nylon string guitar or $300 nylon string guitar
02:36:00 <Zak_Bagans> fuck ur mother stable u fgt nigger
02:36:00 <Tim-Sim> Black Ops 2
02:37:00 <Stablez298> XD see this is how I make kids rage
02:37:00 <Tim-Sim> Beef and Onion 2
02:37:00 <Warren1984> Kelevra why do you want a laptop and a desktop?
02:37:00 <Zak_Bagans> lol @ cod fanboy
02:37:00 <Kelevra> cause I have kids
02:37:00 <Zak_Bagans> gay
02:37:00 <Zak_Bagans> bf > cod
02:38:00 <Stablez298> Not lol I'm not a fanboy lol I just get on bo2 and mod and get lil kids like you triggered
02:39:00 <President_Trump> Kelevra dont lift a finger, we can move it for u during the working bee
02:39:00 <Kelevra> nah I've got that already under control
02:39:00 <Warren1984> but Kelevra why a laptop and a desktop?
02:39:00 <Kelevra> Warren1984 I answered your question
02:40:00 <Kelevra> keep up darling.
02:40:00 <President_Trump> forget the plan for geoffy to cook pizza, we will have villi pies which will be much tastier than his burnt pizzas
02:42:00 <Warren1984> Kelevra do you consider yourself INFJ?
02:43:00 <Kelevra> Warren1984 I consider you to be a dickhead if that helps
02:43:00 <President_Trump> where do u leave now Kelevra?
02:44:00 <President_Trump> live
02:44:00 <Kelevra> somewhere..
02:44:00 <Kelevra> in a house.
02:45:00 <President_Trump> can u take a photo of your 6 foot high letterbox?
02:46:00 <Kelevra> no
02:46:00 <President_Trump> https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4247444/fifteen-teens-treated-for-rabies-after-gang-rape-of-donkey-as-cops-urge-anybody-else-who-admired-the-beast-to-turn-themselves-in-to-avoid-disease-spreading/
03:01:00 <shadsam> hiyas
03:01:00 <shadsam> 1. Don’t be boring online
03:01:00 <shadsam> This seems simple enough, right? But if you struggle with posting regularly and keeping it engaging (i.e., not just posting about your shows and music), you’re not alone. This is one of the main struggles I see artists face, and unfortunately it’s a big one, because let’s face it — if you’re boring online, no one is paying attention and your career is going to get stagnant fast.
03:01:00 <shadsam> Take the time to get clear on your brand, and then bring that brand to your audience. Show them who you are beyond the music, and I promise you’ll hook more fans than if you just spam them with info on your shows and new releases.
03:01:00 <shadsam> It may seem counterintuitive, but the number-one thing I ask artists to remember and live by when it comes to posting online is that there’s a lot of great music out there, but there’s only one “you.” Your music could get you a lot of fans — maybe even a few big fans. But it’s your personality; their connection to you as a person; and your values, beliefs, and ideals that are
03:01:00 <shadsam> going to bring you those superfans. Trust me on this one.
03:01:00 <shadsam> GOT IT ???
03:23:00 <shadsam> lol
03:50:00 <shadsam> https://www.reverbnation.com/analoguechurch
03:50:00 <shadsam> 8
03:51:00 <shadsam> https://www.reverbnation.com/analoguechurch
03:51:00 <shadsam> BRO
03:51:00 <shadsam> IM NUMBER 1
03:51:00 <shadsam> ON TWO MAJOR SITES
04:03:00 <zarkos> bravo
05:26:00 <shadsam> yo zarkos
05:26:00 <shadsam> xd
05:26:00 <zarkos> yo shadsam
05:26:00 <zarkos> how are you ?
05:48:00 <tigger_> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
05:50:00 <tigger_> speak UP kelevra
07:42:00 <smeagol> glenno
07:43:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/36737464/jb-hi-fi-northland-robbed-by-young-men/
07:43:00 <shadsam> LOLOLOL...
07:44:00 <beehhh> no1 city my arse
07:45:00 <zarkos> anus
07:48:00 <zarkos> why did you used tricks on me ?
08:02:00 <tigger_> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
08:02:00 <tigger_> community work.
08:02:00 <tigger_> got ya prison green on lad?
08:02:00 <zarkos> corona
08:02:00 <zarkos> project
08:03:00 <tigger_> alco
08:03:00 <tigger_> half arab scum.
08:03:00 <tigger_> lollllllllllllllllllllll
08:03:00 <tigger_> wanna get zapped do ya zarkos?
08:04:00 <tigger_> kid'd
08:05:00 <smeagol> lolzz
08:05:00 <smeagol> bitch ass nigger
08:08:00 <tigger_> :)))
08:11:00 <sluggz_work> Smeagol sup darls
08:12:00 <sluggz_work> Tigger u wish bish
08:12:00 <Arbition> Lol I just saw a graffiti tag with "fuck trump"
08:12:00 <sluggz_work> Supp smellyole
08:12:00 <Arbition> Yo longdrop
08:12:00 <sluggz_work> Lol
08:13:00 <sluggz_work> Arbition u on train?
08:13:00 <Arbition> I am
08:13:00 <Arbition> Earlier than usual which is annoying.
08:13:00 <sluggz_work> Yeah I'm at work start 8.30 normally 9.30 but got tomoz off yay
08:14:00 <sluggz_work> Stacking 25kg bags fml
08:14:00 <Arbition> Nice. My new work has some kind of conference thing today and tomorrow
08:14:00 <sluggz_work> Cool
08:14:00 <sluggz_work> New work doing?
08:14:00 <Arbition> Going to be lots of management bullshit I imagine
08:14:00 <Arbition> Programming.
08:14:00 <smeagol> lolz
08:15:00 <sluggz_work> I'm an Indian spice SLAVE
08:15:00 <smeagol> waiting to get weed in 45 mins
08:15:00 <sluggz_work> but good coin so mwh
08:15:00 <sluggz_work> Meh
08:15:00 <smeagol> swapping a $50 coles gift card for a 50
08:15:00 <sluggz_work> Lolllll
08:15:00 <sluggz_work> Junky styles
08:15:00 <Arbition> Mines pretty decent, for this state anyway
08:16:00 <Arbition> More importantly though, full time.
08:16:00 <sluggz_work> I get 7 for 60 smeagbum
08:16:00 <sluggz_work> Cool I'm just cas atm
08:16:00 <smeagol> thats a good price
08:16:00 <smeagol> i get 7 for 75 but not always
08:17:00 <sluggz_work> Lol @ the 5 lollll
08:17:00 <smeagol> -,-
08:17:00 <smeagol> ?
08:17:00 <sluggz_work> Like wtf
08:17:00 <sluggz_work> Should be 70
08:17:00 <sluggz_work> Lol @ 75
08:17:00 <smeagol> 140 half
08:17:00 <smeagol> 280 oz
08:17:00 <sluggz_work> Too much
08:17:00 <smeagol> getin a half tomolo :}
08:17:00 <sluggz_work> Area?
08:17:00 <smeagol> brisbane
08:18:00 <sluggz_work> Oic
08:18:00 <sluggz_work> Ahh well better go get into it...I'll jump on at smoko
08:18:00 <sluggz_work> Later turd bums
08:28:00 <tigger_> closet homo that one same as you zarkos.
08:29:00 <zarkos> tigger_: do you have a mother ?
08:30:00 <beehhh> wont let my suffering go in vain
08:30:00 <beehhh> all women becomes one atom when it comes to punnish someone
08:30:00 <beehhh> without knowing its cause
08:31:00 <beehhh> now im an atom
08:31:00 <beehhh> rest will be sufferings
08:31:00 <smeagol> im goin to get me weed
08:31:00 <smeagol> seeta:>
08:31:00 <tigger_> lol at zarkos
08:32:00 <zarkos> tigger_: who the fuck are you ?
08:32:00 <tigger_> im special. who are you.
08:36:00 <beehhh> apple cider newton
08:37:00 <tigger_> a true fgts drnk
08:37:00 <tigger_> true men like bitterness
08:39:00 <tigger_> youre on the wrong team zarkos mate
08:39:00 <zarkos> i dont talk to strangers of your kind
08:39:00 <tigger_> you have little choice in the matter son.
08:41:00 <tigger_> "he told his people nott to go to war... let the white man fight. the whitemans war..."
08:42:00 <tigger_> Wrong team
08:43:00 <tigger_> Wrong handler.
08:43:00 <shadsam> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
08:43:00 <tigger_> are you a boy or a Man, zarkos?
08:44:00 <tigger_> how long you plan to hide?
08:44:00 <zarkos> tigger_: you shouldnt play your thug with me because you can t test me
08:44:00 <tigger_> boy
08:44:00 <zarkos> im not your boy
08:44:00 <tigger_> i own this entire area
08:44:00 <zarkos> keep dreaming
08:45:00 <tigger_> you are a bitch boy.
08:45:00 <tigger_> take a look at yourself.
08:45:00 <tigger_> you got no respurces no resilience boy.
08:45:00 <tigger_> resources rather.
08:46:00 <tigger_> boy kills one bloke and goes into hiding.. complete fgt act.
08:46:00 <tigger_> zarkos zarkos come out come out wherever you are LOL
08:47:00 <zarkos> tigger_: 1 th you dont know me
08:47:00 <zarkos> 2 th you should stop drugs
08:47:00 <tigger_> 1 i know your entire family
08:47:00 <tigger_> 2. youre on the drugs. i am bonafied.
08:48:00 <tigger_> new zealand is a pussy country
08:48:00 <zarkos> you lie to yourself ... you try to bring me down... it doesnt work....
08:49:00 <zarkos> you are just beeing a dick
08:49:00 <tigger_> boy. you are bringing yourself undone
08:49:00 <tigger_> i dont needa do a thing except point and laugh.
08:50:00 <zarkos> laught to what ?
08:50:00 <tigger_> you
08:50:00 <zarkos> i dont care about what you say
08:51:00 <tigger_> running around trying to prove your manhood, boy.
08:51:00 <zarkos> as if you were able to bring me down
08:51:00 <tigger_> nz is our bitch.
08:51:00 <tigger_> ill use you as i will.
08:51:00 <zarkos> in your dream
08:52:00 <tigger_> i already have son
08:52:00 <zarkos> fuck off
08:52:00 <zarkos> :)
08:52:00 <tigger_> you will
08:52:00 <tigger_> im a soldier long long time boy
08:52:00 <zarkos> my friends are cops so i think you made a bad choice harrassing me
08:52:00 <tigger_> we know which ones
08:53:00 <tigger_> i dont go to civi court boy
08:53:00 <zarkos> you are a soldier that spend his time in a channel named nerdhacks ?
08:53:00 <tigger_> psychological operations boy.
08:54:00 <tigger_> psyops for short
08:54:00 <zarkos> you are a scum
08:54:00 <tigger_> aww baby
08:54:00 <zarkos> mister please ...
08:55:00 <zarkos> do not talk to me again
08:55:00 <zarkos> ignore list
08:55:00 <tigger_> u ok mate?
08:55:00 <smeagol> yay
08:55:00 <smeagol> got weeed
08:55:00 <smeagol> :3
08:55:00 <tigger_> got ya knickers in a tangle hun?
08:55:00 <tigger_> today.. im goin to Tarneit
08:56:00 <tigger_> go see an old Mayyte ;)
08:56:00 <tigger_> come with, farkos zarkos?
08:56:00 <smeagol> fukn mad weed ay
08:56:00 <smeagol> she owes me 25 at 11 aswell
08:56:00 <smeagol> k3k
08:58:00 <tigger_> 25 good in exchange for dumpin a load up her ass if shesnot a heffa
08:58:00 <smeagol> dillinger
08:59:00 <smeagol> lolz
09:00:00 <shadsam> smeagol is ~turbz
09:00:00 <shadsam> LOLOLOL
09:00:00 <smeagol> wayne martz
09:00:00 <shadsam> YO
09:00:00 <smeagol> i got weed
09:00:00 <smeagol> strong weed
09:02:00 <steven> loolz
09:03:00 <tigger_> sew ur ass to ur mouth.. turbo charged.
09:04:00 <tigger_> fgtsam
09:04:00 <smeagol> just pressed a turd
09:04:00 <tigger_> lollllllllllllllll
09:04:00 <tigger_> ur late kid did mine 6am
09:06:00 <smeagol> haha
09:06:00 <smeagol> thnx martz
09:06:00 <smeagol> he was a wank
09:07:00 <smeagol> im gona make some crispy bacon
09:09:00 <shadsam> K BRO
09:09:00 <shadsam> I JUST HAD MELTED CHOCOLATE
09:09:00 <shadsam> TAXED 2X FAMILY BARS FROM COLES
09:09:00 <smeagol> haha lolz
09:09:00 <smeagol> hahahah
09:09:00 <smeagol> u pinch em
09:09:00 <shadsam> DOWN THE BALLS
09:09:00 <smeagol> hahahhahahahha
09:10:00 <shadsam> LOL
09:10:00 <shadsam> AND A DRINK
09:10:00 <smeagol> LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
09:10:00 <shadsam> LOLOLOLOL
09:11:00 <smeagol> which drink mr martz
09:11:00 <shadsam> SMALL CHOCOLATEMILK
09:11:00 <smeagol> lolz
09:12:00 <Skirmish> shadsam the rich super DJ and his Krew stealing chocolate bars from Coles.
09:12:00 <Skirmish> lol
09:12:00 <smeagol> lolololll
09:13:00 <smeagol> i got mineral water
09:13:00 <beehhh> http://www.logiccomputerservices.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/safe-cyber-sex.png
09:14:00 <smeagol> 24º here today
09:14:00 <smeagol> very nice day
09:14:00 <smeagol> not a cloud in sight
09:15:00 <beehhh> Skirmish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzUQVyMq9b8
09:15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BUSHFIRE WILLIAMTOWN 20/12/15 - PART 1 (Jan 15, 2016) Length: 14:15 - Category: Entertainment - 10,995 views views - 30 likes (88.2%), 4 dislikes (11.8%)
09:18:00 <smeagol> mornin poopey
09:19:00 <L00PEYD0G> hi
09:21:00 <steven> Hello david
09:21:00 <L00PEYD0G> hi
09:21:00 <steven> Hiya :o)
09:30:00 <smeagol> stephen
09:30:00 <smeagol> the weather today is beautiful !
09:30:00 <smeagol> i got me boobs out :>
09:31:00 <Skirmish> New rick and morty episode is out. WOOT.
09:31:00 <smeagol> lolz
09:31:00 <smeagol> rick and marty
09:31:00 <Skirmish> It's rick and morty you junkie fuck.
09:31:00 <smeagol> marty mcfly ?
09:32:00 <Skirmish> ... fuck you're dumb.
09:32:00 <smeagol> wheres melody
09:54:00 <smeagol> zazazaza
09:54:00 <smeagol> skirmo
09:54:00 <smeagol> the homosexual wooly woofter gutz
10:02:00 <Skirmish> Stop trying to hit on me Joel.
10:04:00 <smeagol> kiss me
10:04:00 <Skirmish> You'd be better off hitting on a man that would be keen to kiss you. Someone like lumeah.
10:05:00 <smeagol> lolz
10:05:00 <smeagol> skirmo
10:05:00 <smeagol> that wooly woofter
10:07:00 <l00peyd0g> hey people
10:09:00 <l00peyd0g> HELLO.,
10:10:00 <l00peyd0g> ???
10:11:00 <l00peyd0g> HELLO..,
10:12:00 <l00peyd0g> HELLO ?
10:12:00 <Tim-Sim> mornz
10:13:00 <l00peyd0g> hiya
10:14:00 <l00peyd0g> hows it going asshole
10:14:00 <l00peyd0g> u wanna fucking die cunt?
10:14:00 <smeagol> hey poopey
10:14:00 <smeagol> whats up frogger
10:15:00 <l00peyd0g> i'll fucking murder you
10:15:00 <l00peyd0g> u piece of shit maggot cunt
10:15:00 <l00peyd0g> u's all wanna play games
10:15:00 <smeagol> lolzzzzzzzzzzz
10:15:00 <l00peyd0g> hey cunt?
10:15:00 <smeagol> poopster frog
10:15:00 <l00peyd0g> u fucking maggot
10:16:00 <l00peyd0g> wanna play games?
10:17:00 <l00peyd0g> thats what i thought
10:17:00 <l00peyd0g> u weak cunt
10:18:00 <l00peyd0g> such a weak excuse for a human
10:21:00 <l00peyd0g> tHATS ALL OF U MAGGOTS
10:21:00 <l00peyd0g> UR FUCKED
10:21:00 <l00peyd0g> FUCKING PARASITES
10:22:00 <smeagol> lolz
10:22:00 <smeagol> poopenstine
10:25:00 <l00peyd0g> fuck u cunt
10:26:00 <Tim-Sim> what's wrong, l00peyd0g?
10:26:00 <l00peyd0g> nothing why
10:27:00 <Tim-Sim> you seem angry
10:29:00 <l00peyd0g> me?
10:29:00 <l00peyd0g> I dont think so
10:33:00 <l00peyd0g> u fucking cunt
10:33:00 <l00peyd0g> think im fucking angry u mutt
10:36:00 <shadsam> RUDE CUNT
10:40:00 <Skirmish> Cut it out shadsam or lose your access.
10:40:00 <l00peyd0g> :)
10:41:00 <Skirmish> If you are in a mood shads maybe you should go and steal some more chocolate bars.
10:43:00 <l00peyd0g> LOL
10:43:00 <smeagol> poopey is angry his canadian ice didnt arrive
10:44:00 <smeagol> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHA
10:44:00 <Skirmish> Maybe some time should be invested in adjusting the WAYNE M & KREW video to include the fact that the super EDM DJ steals chocolate from a supermarket.
10:46:00 <l00peyd0g> be quite smeagol
10:53:00 <l00peyd0g> i will kill u all
10:53:00 <l00peyd0g> fucking maggots
10:53:00 <l00peyd0g> nah its ok
10:53:00 <l00peyd0g> im kidding
10:53:00 <l00peyd0g> u are all wonderful ppl
10:53:00 <l00peyd0g> i <3 you
10:53:00 <l00peyd0g> ok ok
10:53:00 <l00peyd0g> enough is enough
10:53:00 <l00peyd0g> 'quite you
10:53:00 <l00peyd0g> what
10:54:00 <l00peyd0g> u heard me cunt
10:54:00 <l00peyd0g> ok.
11:00:00 <smeagol> lolz
11:00:00 <smeagol> poopen frog
11:01:00 <tigger_> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
11:01:00 <tigger_> its the infertile nh club!
11:01:00 <tigger_> wanna buy some premium spoof? 10k per root ya wife! lollllll
11:02:00 <smeagol> shadsam
11:02:00 <smeagol> ban it
11:02:00 <tigger_> which wanna u infertile men wants ya wife impregnated ?
11:02:00 <tigger_> 10k per load
11:03:00 <tigger_> PM for deetz
11:03:00 <smeagol> mr martz
11:03:00 <smeagol> shadsam
11:03:00 <smeagol> ban
11:03:00 <smeagol> pls
11:03:00 <tigger_> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
11:04:00 <tigger_> the infertile nh club. kidd
11:04:00 <tigger_> which wanna u boys wants me to nokyawife/gf/fathers up?
11:04:00 <tigger_> LOL
11:05:00 <tigger_> :)))
11:06:00 <tigger_> ready to get iinet zlined this weekend imo
11:06:00 <tigger_> cant wait lol whos on iinet
11:06:00 <tigger_> kezzie is
11:06:00 <tigger_> lolololol
11:06:00 <tigger_> nbn 100mbits ohhh yeah
11:07:00 <tigger_> gunna dos sum cunts too
11:07:00 <tigger_> must get 25mbit out i guess
11:07:00 <tigger_> nuff to dos mosta u kids kid
11:07:00 <tigger_> lolllllllllllllllll
11:07:00 <psidawg1> morning bros &hoes
11:07:00 <psidawg1> lolzzz
11:07:00 <tigger_> lol mornin bro
11:07:00 <psidawg> tigger?
11:08:00 <tigger_> lololol
11:08:00 <psidawg> is that the tigger that quit irc months ago?
11:08:00 <tigger_> yes bro
11:08:00 <tigger_> years ago
11:08:00 <psidawg> oh hey man
11:08:00 <psidawg> long time no see
11:08:00 <tigger_> lollllllll yep
11:08:00 <psidawg> how's things?
11:08:00 <psidawg> been months
11:08:00 <tigger_> good
11:08:00 <psidawg> i chatted to u in #PD august last yr
11:08:00 <psidawg> or around this time last yr
11:08:00 <tigger_> yes my son
11:08:00 <psidawg> lol
11:08:00 <tigger_> lol
11:08:00 <tigger_> im back
11:08:00 <psidawg> u're an old chap i remember
11:08:00 <psidawg> in ya 50s
11:08:00 <tigger_> correct
11:09:00 <psidawg> hahaha
11:09:00 <tigger_> 54
11:09:00 <psidawg> =p
11:09:00 <tigger_> to be precise
11:09:00 <psidawg> so wat happen exactly uncle tigger?
11:09:00 <tigger_> lolololol
11:09:00 <psidawg> people said u sook cos ur zline was not lifted
11:09:00 <psidawg> or something like that?
11:09:00 <psidawg> lol
11:09:00 <tigger_> indeeed
11:09:00 <psidawg> y did asd zline u in da 1st place tho?
11:10:00 <tigger_> they think im a nazi
11:10:00 <tigger_> lolllllll
11:10:00 <psidawg> lol
11:10:00 <psidawg> brb bro
11:10:00 <psidawg> make a coffee
11:10:00 <psidawg> just got up lol
11:10:00 <tigger_> k
11:11:00 <tigger_> ill chuck the oven on lollllll
11:13:00 <l00peyd0g> idiot
11:14:00 <tigger_> lol
11:16:00 <l00peyd0g> ?
11:16:00 <l00peyd0g> idiot
11:16:00 <tigger_> the tigger breeding co.
11:16:00 <tigger_> breeding aryan nazis since 2000
11:16:00 <tigger_> lolololol
11:19:00 <l00peyd0g> hiya Bonny
11:20:00 <tigger_> looooooool
11:20:00 <tigger_> bye bonny
11:21:00 <tigger_> hiya loopyfrog
11:22:00 <l00peyd0g> >?
11:23:00 <tigger_> http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/police-investigating-after-man-shot-dead-in-narre-warren-20170816-gxxwda.html
11:24:00 <tigger_> tamara....
11:24:00 <tigger_> fuckin moaris
11:24:00 <tigger_> nz scum
11:25:00 <tigger_> http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/it-was-brutal-man-repeatedly-punched-and-kicked-in-road-rage-incident-in-dandenong-20170816-gxxtln.html
11:25:00 <tigger_> good.
11:29:00 <l00peyd0g> cya tigger_
11:29:00 <l00peyd0g> u leaving?
11:29:00 <l00peyd0g> have a safe trip
11:29:00 <tigger_> where ya goin
11:29:00 <l00peyd0g> bye buddy
11:29:00 <tigger_> nup
11:29:00 <tigger_> u goin
11:29:00 <l00peyd0g> nope
11:29:00 <l00peyd0g> u said u were
11:29:00 <tigger_> yep
11:29:00 <tigger_> did not
11:29:00 <tigger_> i stay
11:29:00 <l00peyd0g> did so
11:29:00 <l00peyd0g> no
11:29:00 <l00peyd0g> yup
11:29:00 <l00peyd0g> .
11:29:00 <tigger_> .
11:30:00 <l00peyd0g> .
11:30:00 <tigger_> .
11:30:00 <l00peyd0g> cya b1rd
11:32:00 <seeya> back guys
11:33:00 <l00peyd0g> .
11:33:00 <seeya> .
11:33:00 <seeya> .
11:34:00 <l00peyd0g> .
11:34:00 <seeya> .
11:34:00 <l00peyd0g> cya b1rd
11:34:00 <seeya> bye
11:34:00 <seeya> goin somewheres?
11:34:00 <l00peyd0g> fuck off
11:34:00 <l00peyd0g> u were leaving?
11:34:00 <seeya> nope
11:34:00 <seeya> were u
11:34:00 <l00peyd0g> wanna smash
11:34:00 <l00peyd0g> no
11:34:00 <l00peyd0g> im satying
11:34:00 <seeya> orrite lets smash on
11:34:00 <seeya> me too
11:35:00 <l00peyd0g> i got chicken kebabs
11:35:00 <l00peyd0g> u
11:35:00 <seeya> yum
11:35:00 <l00peyd0g> what u satying
11:35:00 <seeya> not eatin till later
11:35:00 <l00peyd0g> why
11:35:00 <l00peyd0g> i have indian
11:35:00 <l00peyd0g> for lujnch
11:35:00 <seeya> im on a diet to stay sexy af
11:35:00 <l00peyd0g> but its only 9:30
11:35:00 <seeya> gimme a taste
11:36:00 <l00peyd0g> no
11:36:00 <seeya> yes
11:36:00 <seeya> y not
11:36:00 <seeya> jus wanna try
11:36:00 <seeya> karn
11:36:00 <seeya> my toilets havin curry laxa right now
11:37:00 <seeya> goin down a treat
11:37:00 <l00peyd0g> thats nice
11:37:00 <l00peyd0g> where is lumeah
11:37:00 <seeya> dunno
11:37:00 <l00peyd0g> why
11:37:00 <seeya> she probly workins
11:38:00 <l00peyd0g> ok
11:38:00 <seeya> hungry
11:39:00 <seeya> wat to get
11:40:00 <seeya> cbf ill wait till 3 pm
11:40:00 <seeya> dinner time
11:40:00 <l00peyd0g> goto sleep
11:41:00 <seeya> should yes
11:41:00 <l00peyd0g> cya
11:41:00 <seeya> grouse nap then a feed
11:41:00 <seeya> not yet
11:41:00 <l00peyd0g> now
11:41:00 <seeya> wanna annoy u firss
11:41:00 <l00peyd0g> its not working
11:41:00 <l00peyd0g> so fuck off
11:41:00 <psidawg> morning dog
11:41:00 <l00peyd0g> u dog cunt
11:41:00 <seeya> nope
11:42:00 <l00peyd0g> heya psidawg
11:42:00 <seeya> dont tell me wat to do
11:42:00 <psidawg> man such glorious weather
11:42:00 <psidawg> it's supposed tobe raining today
11:42:00 <seeya> fk off its crap
11:42:00 <seeya> it was
11:42:00 <psidawg> gonna go something outdoor
11:42:00 <seeya> now its windy n cold
11:42:00 <l00peyd0g> great
11:42:00 <l00peyd0g> im in the office
11:42:00 <l00peyd0g> i cant go anywhere
11:42:00 <seeya> sheltered lil girl
11:42:00 <psidawg> where r u seeya? melb's weather i was talking bout
11:42:00 <seeya> lol
11:43:00 <seeya> north
11:43:00 <seeya> melb
11:43:00 <psidawg> yeh the sun's out bro lol
11:43:00 <psidawg> wat u on bout windy n cold
11:43:00 <seeya> yer its horrible
11:43:00 <l00peyd0g> tullermarine
11:43:00 <seeya> tru
11:43:00 <seeya> yup
11:43:00 <seeya> only lil bitta sun
11:43:00 <l00peyd0g> hes in tullermarine
11:43:00 <psidawg> oh yeh it is a bit windy
11:43:00 <psidawg> tru
11:43:00 <psidawg> lol
11:43:00 <psidawg> i havent beenoutside yet =p
11:43:00 <l00peyd0g> in the ghettol
11:43:00 <seeya> me either
11:43:00 <l00peyd0g> ghetto
11:44:00 <seeya> pfft ghetto
11:44:00 <l00peyd0g> with all his lowlife friends
11:44:00 <seeya> sif
11:44:00 <l00peyd0g> ghetto of tullermarine
11:44:00 <seeya> is not
11:44:00 <seeya> anywhere i live is good
11:45:00 <seeya> soon as i move in. property prices skyrocket
11:45:00 <psidawg> http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/rihanna-princess-diana-glamour-november-2013_n_4022628
11:45:00 <seeya> not like braggin or nuffin
11:45:00 <seeya> lol
11:45:00 <psidawg> rihanna thinks princess dianawas a fashion gangsta
11:45:00 <psidawg> ahahha
11:45:00 <l00peyd0g> ok bye seeya
11:45:00 <seeya> she rooted muds
11:45:00 <l00peyd0g> off u go
11:45:00 <psidawg> wat an idiotic comment
11:45:00 <psidawg> stupid nigger bitch
11:45:00 <psidawg> lol
11:45:00 <seeya> lol fashion g
11:46:00 <psidawg> where did tigger go?
11:46:00 <seeya> not goin loopydoops
11:46:00 <seeya> here
11:46:00 <seeya> :)
11:46:00 <psidawg> y he got glined again?
11:46:00 <psidawg> lol
11:46:00 <seeya> lol
11:46:00 <seeya> was me
11:46:00 <l00peyd0g> lowlife rat
11:46:00 <l00peyd0g> thats why
11:46:00 <seeya> am not
11:47:00 <psidawg> nah tigger's alright
11:47:00 <psidawg> lol
11:47:00 <l00peyd0g> nope
11:47:00 <psidawg> dunno y asd did that
11:47:00 <l00peyd0g> its b1rd
11:47:00 <seeya> yup
11:47:00 <l00peyd0g> dickhead
11:47:00 <seeya> nup
11:47:00 <seeya> u r
11:47:00 <l00peyd0g> biggest dickhead
11:48:00 <l00peyd0g> ever
11:48:00 <l00peyd0g> needs a bullet
11:48:00 <seeya> am not
11:48:00 <seeya> aww
11:48:00 <seeya> b nice
11:48:00 <psidawg> nah that was tigger loopey
11:48:00 <Skirmish> It's Jason the guy that lives here on Austnet every single day.
11:48:00 <psidawg> seeya = tigger now
11:48:00 <seeya> yep
11:48:00 <psidawg> dont think b1rd is online now
11:48:00 <seeya> nup
11:48:00 <seeya> is
11:48:00 <seeya> rite ere
11:48:00 <Skirmish> seeya = b1rd you twit.
11:48:00 <psidawg> is it?
11:49:00 <Skirmish> He lives here. He doesn't go away.
11:49:00 <Skirmish> That was b1rd.
11:49:00 <psidawg> ^ was that b1rd too?
11:49:00 <psidawg> ohhh
11:49:00 <psidawg> ahhahaha b1rdu moron
11:49:00 <Skirmish> He can't stay banned and do something else.
11:49:00 <seeya> everyone bird
11:49:00 <psidawg> u're not tigger bro
11:49:00 <psidawg> =P
11:49:00 <psidawg> this cunt said he was tigger b4
11:49:00 <psidawg> loll
11:49:00 <seeya> im a king
11:49:00 <l00peyd0g> loser
11:49:00 <seeya> my job is to impregnate bitches with my perfect seed
11:49:00 <seeya> my role in life
11:50:00 <seeya> ohhh yeah
11:52:00 <psidawg> anyways
11:52:00 <seeya> lol
11:52:00 <psidawg> gotta go chemist & drop by my mate's house
11:53:00 <psidawg> big_l just reloaded
11:53:00 <seeya> ok nigs
11:53:00 <psidawg> wooohoooooo
11:53:00 <psidawg> gonna have some green today
11:53:00 <psidawg> loll
11:53:00 <seeya> his balls?
11:53:00 <seeya> ohh
11:53:00 <psidawg> ahevnt had any for weeks now
11:53:00 <psidawg> bbl bros
11:53:00 <seeya> gunna get mashed
11:53:00 <seeya> k
11:54:00 <l00peyd0g> druggi
11:54:00 <seeya> loops wank me off under the desk
11:54:00 <l00peyd0g> fuk off loser
11:54:00 <seeya> do it
11:54:00 <seeya> karn
11:55:00 <l00peyd0g> no1 cares
11:55:00 <seeya> exactly
11:55:00 <seeya> so please
11:56:00 <seeya> help a bruvva out
11:56:00 <l00peyd0g> fuck up
11:56:00 <l00peyd0g> fuck off
11:56:00 <seeya> fuck u
11:56:00 <l00peyd0g> * Added seeya!*@* to ignore list
11:56:00 <l00peyd0g> -
11:56:00 <seeya> lol
12:02:00 <l00peyd0g> so much better this place is
12:03:00 <seeya> lunch over back to work
12:04:00 <seeya> might have a lil nap
12:04:00 <seeya> keep my skin youthful and sexy af
12:04:00 <seeya> bbl
12:31:00 <seeya> shartsam
12:32:00 <seeya> wash ya undies
12:32:00 <l00peyd0g> Gday Shadsam
12:37:00 <smeagol> got a point
12:37:00 <smeagol> was 2 rocks
12:37:00 <smeagol> big ones imo
12:40:00 <Tim-Sim> omg Dr phil is on today
12:41:00 <Tim-Sim> fucking hell
12:45:00 <l00peyd0g> LOL smeagol
12:45:00 <l00peyd0g> doing drugs again are we smeagol
12:46:00 <l00peyd0g> have u ever considered not using drugs?
12:47:00 <smeagol> no
12:47:00 <l00peyd0g> why not?
12:47:00 <Kelevra> wb Tim-Sim1, how shit is this guy on dr phil?
12:48:00 <smeagol> im a pimp with the essence of lucifer, ya'll couldnt get head if you were a guillotine executioner
12:49:00 <smeagol> Frag nukes from my town, Each sold seperately ;)
12:50:00 <smeagol> try and sabotage me and get a gun up in ya mouth
12:52:00 <Tim-Sim1> I only just caught the tail end of it Kelevra
12:52:00 <Tim-Sim1> got on at 12:45pm
12:53:00 <Tim-Sim1> his parents were pretty useless too, from the looks of it
12:56:00 <smeagol> i luv u Kelevra
12:57:00 <smeagol> <3
13:00:00 <Tim-Sim1> The Bachelor
13:00:00 <Tim-Sim1> fuck I hate that shit
13:00:00 <Tim-Sim1> but seriously, why is the one guy dating 15 plus women at once?
13:01:00 <Kelevra> the father was abusive to him, he just should've chucked the kid in rehab
13:08:00 <Kelevra> joel don't pm me
13:09:00 <Skirmish> lol burn
13:20:00 <l00peyd0g> yeah joel
13:20:00 <l00peyd0g> loser
13:22:00 <Kelevra> well he just pms absolute bullshit
13:28:00 <smokeydragon> jajajajajajaja
13:28:00 <smokeydragon> burn ?
13:28:00 <smokeydragon> wat m i burnin bout m8
13:28:00 <smokeydragon> i dont give 2 shits about melody
13:28:00 <Kelevra> and that's why you type shit like this
13:29:00 <smokeydragon> looooooolololollllll
13:29:00 <Kelevra> [18:09] <smokeydragon> melody
13:29:00 <Kelevra> -[13:01:29] <smokeydragon> <3 luv u <3
13:29:00 <Kelevra> [13:05:16] <smokeydragon> marry me
13:29:00 <smokeydragon> yes
13:29:00 <smokeydragon> just to get ya smoo then go
13:29:00 <smokeydragon> y not
13:29:00 <smokeydragon> seems like a good plan
13:29:00 <smokeydragon> jajajaja^^
13:30:00 <smokeydragon> i dont care about any gurl on here
13:30:00 <smokeydragon> no emotional attachment whatsoever
13:36:00 <Kelevra> well it's just plain weird
13:36:00 <Kelevra> so stop pming me
13:39:00 <l00peyd0g> looooooooool
13:39:00 <l00peyd0g> its about to get even weirder
13:40:00 <l00peyd0g> :P
13:40:00 <smokeydragon> Verse one, learn to use guns, my learners lisence pullen burner primey's, kelevra turn off and die please, your appendics in the frying pan bitch, kitchen appliances and your cash in my wallet, your kids tied up with army knots folded, removin arms shoulders and a whole lot more, smoke a boulder and leave 3 graves colder than the ice-age
13:41:00 <Kelevra> l00peyd0g you're normal compared to smokeydragon
13:44:00 <smokeydragon> i normal
13:47:00 <smokeydragon> nokk ya
13:48:00 <smokeydragon> keke
13:49:00 <smokeydragon> i bored
13:50:00 <smokeydragon> mr martz
13:50:00 <smokeydragon> wats doin
14:43:00 <Skirmish> [13:29] <+smokeydragon> just to get ya smoo then go <---- It's cute that this guy thinks he can get smoo.
14:45:00 <l00peyd0g> whats smoo
15:04:00 <smeggazoid> smelly underpants
15:05:00 <smeagol> i got em
15:05:00 <smeagol> bon bonz
15:05:00 <Bonny> smelly fish bum
15:05:00 <smeagol> yes
15:05:00 <smeagol> i have my nappy on 2day!^^
15:05:00 <Bonny> lol
15:06:00 <smeagol> u wanta sniff
15:06:00 <Bonny> nah.. I'm fine thanks
15:06:00 <smeagol> :(
15:08:00 <smeagol> can i sniff yurs
15:09:00 <smeagol> pls
15:09:00 <l00peyd0g> what a sicko
15:10:00 <l00peyd0g> u can sniff mine
15:10:00 <smeagol> you wish deli fish
15:10:00 <smeagol> nothnx pooperzoid
15:10:00 <l00peyd0g> just took a big dump in em
15:10:00 <l00peyd0g> give em a sniff
15:11:00 <l00peyd0g> nope
15:11:00 <smeagol> poopys got lamberts sniffing salts
15:11:00 <l00peyd0g> u enjoy them
15:11:00 <Bonny> yeah my fart followed thru.. I have skiddies
15:11:00 <smeagol> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
15:11:00 <Bonny> lol
15:12:00 <smeagol> :[
15:15:00 <smeagol> bum sniff
15:18:00 <smeagol> goin to pick up half a point and a stick in 10 mins
15:18:00 <smeagol> keke
15:19:00 <l00peyd0g> half a point bro
15:19:00 <l00peyd0g> u can share that
15:19:00 <l00peyd0g> keep u going for weeks
15:19:00 <l00peyd0g> u dont need so much
15:20:00 <l00peyd0g> get quarter a point
15:20:00 <smeagol> least i can get it
15:20:00 <smeagol> u cant :>
15:21:00 <l00peyd0g> WTF
15:21:00 <l00peyd0g> u peice of shit
15:21:00 <l00peyd0g> i wouldnt get myself just a point
15:21:00 <l00peyd0g> or half a point
15:21:00 <l00peyd0g> LOL
15:21:00 <l00peyd0g> u little bitch
15:22:00 <smeagol> aaaaaaaahahahahhahahaha
15:22:00 <smeagol> canadian sniffing salts
15:22:00 <smeagol> dumbshit LOLOLOLOL
15:22:00 <l00peyd0g> yeah why dont u go and get fucked
15:22:00 <l00peyd0g> go on getr
15:23:00 <smeagol> shit sniffer
15:24:00 <l00peyd0g> bye smeagol
15:24:00 <l00peyd0g> go and enjoy that half a point
15:24:00 <smeagol> lolz
15:24:00 <l00peyd0g> LOOLLLLLLL
15:24:00 <smeagol> will do son
15:24:00 <smeagol> :}
15:24:00 <smeagol> u enjoy no points k : )
15:24:00 <l00peyd0g> OFF U GO
15:24:00 <l00peyd0g> U GO ENJOY THAT HALF A POINT
15:25:00 <l00peyd0g> 0.05G
15:25:00 <l00peyd0g> MAKE SURE HE WEIGHS IT
15:25:00 <l00peyd0g> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
15:25:00 <smeagol> yes son
15:25:00 <l00peyd0g> TELL HIM U WANNA SEE IT ON THE SCALES
15:26:00 <l00peyd0g> U'LL BE UP ALL WEEK
15:26:00 <smeagol> yes son
15:26:00 <l00peyd0g> SHOULD HIT U HARD
15:26:00 <l00peyd0g> now fuck off
15:26:00 <smeagol> k
15:36:00 <l00peyd0g> i know guys i shouldnt be mean to him but he really needs to pull his head in
15:39:00 <Kelevra> he never will
15:59:00 <psidawg> !ping
15:59:00 <psidawg> heya slutz
15:59:00 <psidawg> dog slut
15:59:00 <psidawg> where's every1 slut?
15:59:00 <psidawg> lol
15:59:00 <psidawg> z
18:54:00 <smeagol> keke
18:54:00 <smeagol> just shit myself
18:58:00 <Kelevra> I was looking up phone covers
19:00:00 <smeagol> k
19:00:00 <Warren1984> what type of phone do you have Kelevra?
19:00:00 <smeagol> its called a samsung smellyhole
19:00:00 <smeagol> lolllllllz
19:01:00 <afkbbl> fgts
19:01:00 <afkbbl> wb lumeah
19:02:00 <Kelevra> samsung I borrow from a mate
19:02:00 <Kelevra> borrowed*
19:02:00 <Kelevra> so I don't want it damaged so I thought I'd get a cover for it
19:02:00 <smeagol> i got a htc :>
19:03:00 <Kelevra> cool story
19:03:00 <smeagol> fk off
19:03:00 <smeagol> back hand ya
19:03:00 <Lumeah> Ok i found clothes
19:03:00 <Kelevra> do it dickhead, my daughters could own you
19:03:00 <smeagol> boobs out lumies
19:03:00 <steven> in the bin?
19:03:00 <Kelevra> Lumeah cool as
19:03:00 <smeagol> lolz
19:03:00 <smeagol> daughterz
19:04:00 <Lumeah> Is open toed strappy shoes tho much
19:04:00 <smeagol> -,-
19:04:00 <Kelevra> yeah I have 2 of them..
19:04:00 <smeagol> yes
19:04:00 <smeagol> crocs are a good shoe
19:04:00 <Kelevra> Lumeah are they flats?
19:04:00 <Lumeah> N 3/4 pants?
19:04:00 <Lumeah> Yes
19:04:00 <Kelevra> yeah as long as you don't look like a hussy you should be fine
19:04:00 <Warren1984> Skirmish how was your dinner?
19:04:00 <Lumeah> Nah
19:04:00 <smeagol> u meeting up with dillinger
19:04:00 <Kelevra> catholics always looks and talk
19:05:00 <smeagol> wheres dillzey
19:05:00 <Lumeah> I would rather were black pants n black work boots :p
19:05:00 <Lumeah> Lol
19:05:00 <Kelevra> I got talked about cause I wore a cashmere jumper and slightly flared black slacks but I fucked up and wore a white brotch
19:05:00 <smeagol> wears his jumper backwards
19:06:00 <afkbbl> i wore red hoody once
19:06:00 <Kelevra> but it was my mums brotch
19:06:00 <Lumeah> Lol
19:06:00 <Lumeah> U would
19:06:00 <afkbbl> lol
19:06:00 <Kelevra> I didn't cop much stick but people were like 'hrmm'
19:06:00 <Kelevra> my auntie copped heaps of stick
19:06:00 <afkbbl> adidas
19:06:00 <smeagol> I cop too much dick but people are like 'mmm'
19:06:00 <smeagol> that was u
19:06:00 <smeagol> melody
19:07:00 <smeagol> i forgot the time stamp
19:07:00 <smeagol> keke
19:07:00 <smeagol> %%
19:07:00 <Kelevra> she wore slutty heels and a dress that was so colourful it could've made you lose eyesight
19:07:00 <Lumeah> So show a bit of ankle ok
19:07:00 <Lumeah> ..?
19:07:00 <smeagol> im doin the rhyme a persons last word game
19:07:00 <Kelevra> yeah it should
19:07:00 <Warren1984> Kelevra have you eaten yet?
19:07:00 <Kelevra> the oldy women wear dresses
19:07:00 <Kelevra> Warren1984 no, you asked me before
19:08:00 <smeagol> -[ 19:07.38 ]- -( @Kelevra ): Im old and limitless when it sex
19:08:00 <Kelevra> k
19:08:00 <pikapika> lumeys girl whats for dinner tonight hun? 2 whole family sized pizzas oozing with pig fats, with 2x 2litre cokes, family sized chips, one large sticky date putting
19:08:00 <pikapika> pudding
19:09:00 <smeagol> wish that was my dinner
19:09:00 <afkbbl> Mmm pudding
19:09:00 <smeagol> make it 3 pizzas
19:09:00 <smeagol> ^^
19:09:00 <afkbbl> yes
19:10:00 <smeagol> -[ 19:07.46 ]- -( @Kelevra ): Warren1984 no, my arse is a whore
19:11:00 <Kelevra> now you're just not making sense
19:11:00 <Warren1984> pikapika dont be mean to Lumeah she is nice
19:11:00 <steven> looool @ pikapika
19:12:00 <Lumeah> God my mother is hopeless
19:12:00 <smeagol> -[ 19:07.46 ]- -( @Kelevra ): How about you just take my pants
19:12:00 <steven> kageshi son?
19:12:00 <smeagol> jajajajajja
19:12:00 <smeagol> kagaybo town
19:12:00 <Kelevra> you're shit @ faking logs
19:13:00 <smeagol> -[ 19:13.00 ]- -( @Kelevra ): My shitters taking cocks
19:14:00 <Kelevra> so boring
19:14:00 <smeagol> jajajaja
19:15:00 <smeagol> diddums
19:15:00 <smeagol> :{
19:15:00 <MickTaylor> Not everyone types junky like you Joel
19:16:00 <MickTaylor> Learn2fakelogs
19:16:00 <smeagol> ?
19:16:00 <smeagol> ¿
19:17:00 <MickTaylor> Faggot
19:17:00 <smeagol> ?
19:18:00 <smeagol> dazza
19:18:00 <smeagol> is that u m8
19:18:00 <afkbbl> fgts
19:18:00 <MickTaylor> Non habla inglias
19:19:00 <afkbbl> darren is obese af
19:19:00 <MickTaylor> Who's Darren?
19:19:00 <smeagol> melony likes obese
19:19:00 <afkbbl> darren von belou
19:19:00 <MickTaylor> Who's that?
19:19:00 <smeagol> lolzzz
19:19:00 <afkbbl> raichu
19:19:00 <afkbbl> micktaylor
19:20:00 <MickTaylor> Oh that loser
19:20:00 <smeagol> steven is showing his ringhole on kageshi guys
19:20:00 <afkbbl> yep u
19:20:00 <afkbbl> yuck
19:21:00 <smeagol> i got a new vpn
19:21:00 <smeagol> ^^
19:22:00 <smeagol> hope is goot
19:22:00 <afkbbl> DRB consulting
19:22:00 <smeagol> oi mellon head
19:22:00 <smeagol> speak up
19:23:00 <smeagol> id like to troll u some more
19:23:00 <smeagol> pls
19:23:00 <MickTaylor> Lol
19:23:00 <MickTaylor> DRB Consulting ceased trading a year ago
19:23:00 <MickTaylor> Props on delayed info though
19:24:00 <afkbbl> run it into the ground hey
19:25:00 <afkbbl> hows gemma taylor going
19:25:00 <smeagol> -[ 19:24.22 ]- -( afkbbl ): Mums into getting pounded yay!
19:26:00 <MickTaylor> She's good
19:26:00 <MickTaylor> :)
19:27:00 <afkbbl> stalked her lately?
19:27:00 <smeagol> -[ 19:27.05 ]- -( afkbbl ): I porked her matey
19:29:00 <afkbbl> what do you do for work micktaylor
19:29:00 <Kelevra> troll whom?
19:30:00 <MickTaylor> Cenno mate
19:30:00 <MickTaylor> D$P bb
19:31:00 <smeagol> you Kelevra
19:31:00 <smeagol> i want to troll u
19:31:00 <afkbbl> why do u say u work in IT then micktaylor
19:31:00 <MickTaylor> I say alot of things
19:31:00 <MickTaylor> What of I say is actually true though?
19:31:00 <Warren1984> MickTaylor do you still play WOW?
19:32:00 <afkbbl> yes you say alot ofbullshit it seems
19:32:00 <MickTaylor> I don't play wow
19:32:00 <Warren1984> xm and myself are getting back into WOW
19:32:00 <MickTaylor> Lol
19:32:00 <smeagol> -[ 19:31.17 ]- -( afkbbl ): Why am I gay like I.T Im sick fail .
19:32:00 <afkbbl> how is gemma taylor going micktaylor?
19:32:00 <Kelevra> I used to love wow
19:33:00 <smeagol> im a wow god
19:33:00 <MickTaylor> Told you before.. Good
19:33:00 <MickTaylor> :)
19:33:00 <afkbbl> darren robert below how is gemma taylor going?
19:33:00 <smeagol> legendary
19:33:00 <MickTaylor> Lolllllllll
19:33:00 <smeagol> high pedistal
19:33:00 <smeagol> top shelf
19:34:00 <smeagol> flying dragon mounts
19:34:00 <smeagol> all kinds of wicked shit my brotherly man
19:34:00 <smeagol> smokin blunts swoopin cunts
19:34:00 <MickTaylor> Top shelf faggot maybe
19:35:00 <Kelevra> yeah you mean smoking butts
19:35:00 <MickTaylor> Tim to put on my poker face
19:35:00 <smeagol> yes
19:35:00 <MickTaylor> Time*
19:35:00 <smeagol> thats what i a ment
19:35:00 <smeagol> smoking butts
19:36:00 <smeagol> imagine the guy from lotr the big black dragon cunt the nasty fucker
19:36:00 <smeagol> <-
19:36:00 <Kelevra> eh still not phased
19:37:00 <smeagol> inya
19:37:00 <smeagol> ya piss flap is showing :}
19:39:00 <Warren1984> Kelevra do you like mc donalds?
19:39:00 <smeagol> i dooooooo
19:40:00 <Kelevra> Warren1984 nah
19:40:00 <smeagol> hungry jackz is better :>
19:40:00 <Warren1984> I try not to eat junk food these days
19:40:00 <Kelevra> yeah I noticed
19:40:00 <smeagol> i like it
19:40:00 <pikapika> warren u fucken faggot wheres tigger
19:40:00 <Kelevra> you don't eat any sugar anymore
19:40:00 <pikapika> u sucking his dic still
19:40:00 <Kelevra> and you're boring
19:41:00 <smeagol> k0k0
19:41:00 <Warren1984> sugar is bad for you
19:41:00 <smeagol> lies
19:41:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ told me how bad it can be
19:41:00 <Kelevra> yer okay
19:42:00 <Kelevra> is tigger supposed to be a figure for ghandi?
19:42:00 <smeagol> a bitch will be a bitch, i bust a nut then be on my way
19:43:00 <smeagol> jaja
19:44:00 <afkbbl> why ban me glenm
19:44:00 <Kelevra> it arouses him
19:45:00 <Warren1984> afkbbl what are you having for dinner?
19:46:00 <smeagol> glenn0
19:46:00 <smeagol> u gay son
19:46:00 <afkbbl> i had subway from sunbury
19:47:00 <afkbbl> coz its got less indians i went out there
19:47:00 <Warren1984> What subway did you get?
19:47:00 <Warren1984> I use to eat subway but not anymore, too much sugar
19:47:00 <MickTaylor> Sunbury is loaded with indians
19:47:00 <MickTaylor> Nice try tho
19:47:00 <smeagol> -[ 19:47.07 ]- -( Warren1984 ): Hot cumrag in my bed
19:47:00 <afkbbl> had ham with all salads
19:47:00 <afkbbl> isnt
19:47:00 <afkbbl> was a white chicky
19:48:00 <smeagol> j3j
19:48:00 <Warren1984> smeagol im putting you on ignore
19:48:00 <smeagol> fail
19:48:00 <MickTaylor> Bullshit
19:48:00 <smeagol> ok
19:48:00 <smeagol> seeya bitchtits
19:48:00 <afkbbl> how u know about sunbury subway
19:48:00 <afkbbl> the one near target n that
19:48:00 <afkbbl> theres two isnt there
19:48:00 <MickTaylor> Easy. Owners details are published online
19:49:00 <afkbbl> youd never go into a subway its too healthy
19:49:00 <MickTaylor> True
19:49:00 <MickTaylor> Maccas bb
19:49:00 <smeagol> subway is g00t
19:49:00 <smeagol> pizza hut
19:49:00 <smeagol> i luv pizza hutttttttttttt
19:49:00 <afkbbl> lol nobody looks up owners of subway online
19:50:00 <MickTaylor> :)
19:50:00 <afkbbl> hows the plan to lose weight goin
19:50:00 <smeagol> cheese +extra cheese on cheesey crust
19:50:00 <smeagol> jajjajajajajaja
19:51:00 <MickTaylor> It's going so well I had pizza
19:51:00 <MickTaylor> :D
19:51:00 <Warren1984> What type of pizza did you have MickTaylor?
19:51:00 <MickTaylor> Meatlovers with extra cheese
19:51:00 <afkbbl> lol
19:51:00 <smeagol> Greet lovers with extra cheese
19:51:00 <Warren1984> I like Meatlovers but my mum wont let me have it anymore
19:52:00 <smeagol> kekeke
19:52:00 <afkbbl> was it the darren rapists special?
19:52:00 <smeagol> lolzz
19:52:00 <MickTaylor> Your mum? How old are you?
19:52:00 <Warren1984> 35
19:52:00 <MickTaylor> ...
19:52:00 <MickTaylor> Ok
19:52:00 <Warren1984> I still live at home with my mum
19:53:00 <MickTaylor> Ahuh.. Why does she still dictate your every move at 35?
19:53:00 <Warren1984> Is there anything wrong with that MickTaylor?
19:53:00 <smeagol> they had on tv this morning that men who eat vegetables are sexier than me who eat junk food because 'men who eat junkfood smell and those who dont smell obselete'
19:54:00 <afkbbl> micktaylor smells like shit too jen told me
19:54:00 <smeagol> lolzz
19:54:00 <MickTaylor> You're pretty desperate in your attempts to troll me.
19:55:00 <smeagol> our mate workd at eagle boys and was on graveyard shift, we turned up and before closing he made this cheese pizza so much cheese, in the carpark pick up a piece and huge glob on the road
19:56:00 <smeagol> that was the most cheese ive seen on a pizza
19:57:00 <smeagol> Kelevra has a pizza face
19:57:00 <afkbbl> dont touch me
19:58:00 <afkbbl> whale
19:59:00 <afkbbl> nice weather for stalking tonight darren. you heading out mate?
19:59:00 <MickTaylor> Yup
19:59:00 <MickTaylor> Keen as
20:00:00 <afkbbl> didnt know being fat was a disability
20:00:00 <afkbbl> how much u weigh currently
20:00:00 <MickTaylor> You'd be surprised :)
20:01:00 <MickTaylor> 250kg babe
20:01:00 <MickTaylor> Wanna stroll in my rolls?
20:01:00 <smeagol> lolz
20:02:00 <pikapika> first you pin them down, then you assault them
20:03:00 <afkbbl> how about you oko how much do you weigh in at
20:03:00 <smeagol> hed be in 120kg+ range
20:03:00 <smeagol> oko
20:03:00 <smeagol> id say
20:03:00 <afkbbl> the head?
20:04:00 <smeagol> froggggyyyyyy
20:04:00 <smeagol> hey froginson
20:04:00 <smeagol> post a pic Kelevra
20:04:00 <Warren1984> MickTaylor you shouldnt listen to these people being mean to you
20:04:00 <smeagol> i wana see that pizza face
20:04:00 <smeagol> lolollooll
20:04:00 <MickTaylor> Warren his desperation is funny
20:05:00 <MickTaylor> So I'm feeding him so he keeps it up
20:07:00 <smeagol> Kelevra can i sniff your socks
20:07:00 <smeagol> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaahhahahaa
20:07:00 <Kelevra> stfu joel, fuck you'e annoying
20:07:00 <MickTaylor> You're a freak
20:07:00 <MickTaylor> As if go near people's feet
20:07:00 <MickTaylor> Repulsive
20:07:00 <smeagol> i do
20:07:00 <smeagol> with plyers
20:08:00 <afkbbl> do your feet smell like rotting corpse darren?
20:08:00 <smeagol> she asked me lastnight if i wanted to
20:08:00 <smeagol> shes the grot in the first place
20:10:00 <MickTaylor> Your questions are slowly getting shitter
20:10:00 <MickTaylor> You're officially boring
20:10:00 <afkbbl> did jen have nice feet darren?
20:11:00 <afkbbl> jen said u smell like shit
20:11:00 <smeagol> lolz
20:12:00 <afkbbl> jen say u have small cock too
20:12:00 <afkbbl> u couldnt bar up without medication
20:14:00 <afkbbl> what car u drive now
20:17:00 <Warren1984> Im learning to drive at the moment
20:18:00 <Warren1984> My mum is taking me for lessons
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