// #nerdhacks — 2017-03-29
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00:08:13 <steven> President_Trump
00:08:17 <steven> did u watch mafs
00:11:26 <President_Trump> lolz
00:11:29 <President_Trump> nah might watch it now
00:11:33 <President_Trump> good reminder
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00:15:28 <steven> its shit
00:15:35 <steven> 1 guy leaves
00:15:47 <steven> it was only that dumb slut with the munted nose anywayz
00:16:08 <President_Trump> the big guy?
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00:16:23 <President_Trump> the one last night that said hes going to everest?
00:18:35 <steven> hahahaa
00:18:39 <steven> yeah
00:18:46 <steven> the guy who has arms like mine
00:20:03 <President_Trump> lols
00:20:06 <President_Trump> was the slut upset?
00:20:29 <President_Trump> all the way through all shes done is complain about him
00:20:54 <steven> yeah she cried like a baby
00:21:02 <steven> 'i only wanted the best for you....'
00:21:07 <steven> 'i wanted to help you'
00:21:14 <steven> lols
00:21:38 <steven> that guys mate was funny
00:21:42 <steven> he was straight up
00:21:50 <steven> 'its not going to work mate'
00:36:49 <deadpandadolls> yay
00:36:55 <deadpandadolls> seventh day of diet today!!!!!!
00:36:57 <deadpandadolls> WOOO go josh
00:36:58 <deadpandadolls> ;)
00:37:03 <deadpandadolls> of strict dieting
00:37:07 <deadpandadolls> gonna get subway on thurs tho
00:37:14 <deadpandadolls> duno how long this one will b round
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00:41:37 <MickTaylor> lol wtf is that
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11:49:28 <Arbition> JEWISH LESBIANS FOR PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST
11:56:09 <deadpandadolls> sweet
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11:56:45 <moohoo> Sup turds
12:00:30 <deadpandadolls> nada
12:00:38 <deadpandadolls> thinkin bout study and travel
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12:26:33 <DeathSpitta> Greetings
12:26:57 <DeathSpitta> Is Stephen here?¿
12:27:54 <DeathSpitta> I am on drugs
12:28:33 <DeathSpitta> Illicit drugs despised by the government and law enforcement agencies.
12:28:56 <DeathSpitta> Yep guess what ppl. I am on illicit drugs.
12:30:49 <DeathSpitta> Im sportin a 50caliber semi-automatic rifle on battlefield1
12:30:55 <DeathSpitta> Lolololollllll
12:31:02 <deadpandadolls> ?
12:31:08 <deadpandadolls> kinda wish i didnt get that
12:31:11 <deadpandadolls> 150 bucks dont play much
12:31:16 <deadpandadolls> too casual
12:31:27 <deadpandadolls> no challenge
12:31:27 <DeathSpitta> With grenade launcher attachment
12:31:33 <DeathSpitta> Goes off bruh
12:31:40 <deadpandadolls> no real building upon skill
12:31:51 <deadpandadolls> and most players dont co-ordinate or even turn off auto aim
12:31:54 <DeathSpitta> Anti tank grenade
12:32:15 <DeathSpitta> Gold german luger pistol and a calvary sword for knife
12:32:45 <DeathSpitta> Bruh i hunted 3 dudes and executed them all with knife
12:32:55 <DeathSpitta> Hahahaha
12:33:20 <deadpandadolls> gonna borrow rainbow six seige off my mate
12:33:42 <DeathSpitta> This 50cal has a scope too
12:33:56 <DeathSpitta> Loudest gun in the squad
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12:34:55 <DeathSpitta> I killed 4 dudes with 1 grenade that was good for a laugh
12:35:12 <DeathSpitta> Good for a giggle anyway
12:35:26 <moohoo> Hello
12:35:39 <DeathSpitta> Greetings
12:35:45 <deadpandadolls> check out this
12:35:46 <DeathSpitta> I have a greek wife
12:35:59 <moohoo> Yes so?
12:36:10 <deadpandadolls> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL5Dl9zsxj4&list=FLCgMox8UJk9WS3bxWQOZ7wQ
12:36:13 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Battlefield1 TDM killstreaks with Automatico storm (Jan 15, 2017) Length: 2:44 - Category: People & Blogs - 41 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
12:36:31 <deadpandadolls> tdm is the best
12:36:34 <deadpandadolls> conquest sucks balls
12:36:34 <DeathSpitta> I played tdm for 4 hours just before
12:36:37 <deadpandadolls> compared to bf4
12:36:50 <DeathSpitta> Conquest goes too long
12:37:37 <DeathSpitta> I cant drive the planes either
12:37:40 <deadpandadolls> i put 2 tdm vids in that
12:38:20 <DeathSpitta> My trademark is sneaking behind and knife in the gut
12:38:53 <DeathSpitta> Or the bayonet charge thats another trademark of mine^^
12:38:55 <deadpandadolls> watch to the end ;)
12:38:57 <deadpandadolls> surprise 4 u
12:39:18 <DeathSpitta> K ill watch it
12:39:33 <deadpandadolls> :PPPp
12:40:57 <DeathSpitta> Lmaoooo at that guy
12:41:04 <DeathSpitta> Its not u playing
12:41:22 <deadpandadolls> its my channel
12:41:39 <DeathSpitta> His weapon sucks tho that assault class
12:41:49 <deadpandadolls> automatico is the best
12:41:55 <deadpandadolls> i am Vale Saynt fool
12:42:02 <moohoo> Lmfao
12:42:19 <DeathSpitta> Im a lvl 28 vii sargeant lvl 10medic class
12:42:33 <moohoo> What's vale saynt mean bro?
12:43:10 <DeathSpitta> They jump back when im poppin shells off bruh
12:43:47 <DeathSpitta> Followed by 3 grenades out the launcher
12:43:56 <DeathSpitta> Clear cunts real quick
12:44:19 <deadpandadolls> it's a thing my brother and I have
12:44:27 <deadpandadolls> uno that movie The Boondock Saints?
12:44:34 <DeathSpitta> Ye
12:45:09 <DeathSpitta> I consider myself John Rambo in bf1
12:45:21 <DeathSpitta> ^^
12:45:48 <deadpandadolls> I doubt ur any good
12:46:12 <DeathSpitta> Always behind enemy lines stabbin bitches up
12:46:42 <DeathSpitta> Lololol
12:46:44 <deadpandadolls> you ever have a 20 killstreak?
12:46:55 <DeathSpitta> What lvl r u?¿
12:47:15 <DeathSpitta> Nup
12:47:29 <deadpandadolls> have to check
12:47:33 <deadpandadolls> I don't play much
12:47:41 <deadpandadolls> like I said it's for casual gamers
12:47:44 <DeathSpitta> Cus ur krap at it
12:47:48 <deadpandadolls> it's nerfed for casual gamers
12:47:53 <DeathSpitta> Lolololll
12:48:04 <deadpandadolls> I showed you that vid proves im not crap..
12:48:25 <DeathSpitta> Youll run past and get ur neck slit bruh wont even use a gun
12:48:41 <DeathSpitta> ^^
12:49:10 <DeathSpitta> You on ps4? Play me then if u doubt im any good
12:49:16 <deadpandadolls> nope xbox 1
12:49:28 <DeathSpitta> Lololl
12:49:41 <deadpandadolls> http://i65.tinypic.com/2l9idfq.jpg
12:50:02 <deadpandadolls> i luv that 1
12:50:25 <DeathSpitta> Was funny
12:50:28 <deadpandadolls> bf1 is not a challenge, stop acting like it is
12:50:37 <deadpandadolls> it's not for pro/hardcore gamers
12:50:55 <deadpandadolls> hopefully the new ww2 CoD will be more skill based.
12:51:00 <DeathSpitta> Had this mirror shining.. ages away .. . Popped off a shell .. b00m headshot
12:51:08 <DeathSpitta> My best shot ever
12:51:22 <deadpandadolls> probably because you hate AUTO AIM ON
12:51:49 <DeathSpitta> Aif
12:51:52 <DeathSpitta> Sif
12:52:01 <DeathSpitta> Im a professional gamer
12:52:18 <deadpandadolls> I bet you keep your stick sensitivity way down too
12:52:27 <deadpandadolls> professional gamers make money.
12:52:34 <deadpandadolls> ....
12:52:38 <deadpandadolls> ur full of shit.
12:52:41 <DeathSpitta> Lolol
12:52:52 <DeathSpitta> AaaaaaaaaaaLololollll
12:53:28 <DeathSpitta> Youre so full of shit your eyes are brown
12:54:08 <DeathSpitta> Lollllllololll
12:55:14 <DeathSpitta> Youll take a couple shots at me then it will be raining grenades for you son lolololll
12:55:46 <DeathSpitta> Dipshit stinkygay thinks hes a pro gaymer... nigga please
12:56:22 <DeathSpitta> Is Jason Hill present
12:56:29 <moohoo> No
12:56:35 <DeathSpitta> The bird
12:56:43 <moohoo> Nup
12:56:47 <moohoo> Not on
12:56:52 <DeathSpitta> Birds the word
12:56:58 <moohoo> I'm thinking zline
12:57:07 <DeathSpitta> O ok
12:57:25 <DeathSpitta> What did tweetie bird do
12:57:29 <DeathSpitta> Lololll
12:57:42 <moohoo> Fuck knows
12:57:47 <moohoo> He's never mean
12:58:00 <DeathSpitta> Hes a jippo parrot
12:58:15 <DeathSpitta> Props tho
12:58:19 <moohoo> Its true
12:58:57 <DeathSpitta> Loolol
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12:59:41 <DeathSpitta> I got some oldschool shit
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13:07:50 <deadpandadolls> I'm a hardcore gamer.
13:08:00 <deadpandadolls> I'd never say I'm a pro gamer because I am not.
13:08:06 <deadpandadolls> You are full of shit.
13:12:52 <DeathSpitta> Youre a shotcunt
13:13:13 <DeathSpitta> Stupid wingey winey muppet you aint no bf1 player
13:13:24 <moohoo> Rofl
13:15:54 <deadpandadolls> what you are doing now is whinging..
13:16:29 <DeathSpitta> Im gona off ya jippo poo parrot
13:17:00 <moohoo> Lol calm down boes
13:18:10 <deadpandadolls> lol
13:18:13 <DeathSpitta> The guy plays xbox what can u expect but a little dicklips kid
13:18:14 <deadpandadolls> way to act like a little bitch
13:18:30 <deadpandadolls> true gamers don't console war anymore dude..
13:19:01 <moohoo> Lmao go jerry go jerry
13:19:16 <deadpandadolls> it's like claiming that your average pc is better than a console, which it isnt..
13:19:24 <DeathSpitta> Look up optic gaming for COD asshole. Theyre the worlds best and they play ps4
13:19:54 <DeathSpitta> No gamer plays an xbox. Xbox is for paedophiles
13:20:02 <moohoo> Lols
13:20:22 <deadpandadolls> wowsers
13:25:13 <DeathSpitta> Mike Temby
13:25:19 <DeathSpitta> Loltraktor
13:25:36 <DeathSpitta> Is MT in the house
13:25:48 <DeathSpitta> Or Seth Pardoe
13:25:57 <DeathSpitta> AaaaaaaaaalolololLo
13:26:16 <DeathSpitta> John McGarvie
13:26:35 <DeathSpitta> Matthew Robertson
13:26:45 <DeathSpitta> Sarah Plummer
13:27:01 <moohoo> What's with the names...Nathaniel Tehan
13:27:03 <DeathSpitta> Smelanie Thomspon
13:27:33 <DeathSpitta> Stephen Dawkz
13:27:39 <moohoo> Lols
13:27:49 <DeathSpitta> Joshua Batwood
13:27:58 <moohoo> Aahahaha
13:28:06 <DeathSpitta> Bonny Tyler
13:28:11 <moohoo> Gayson pill
13:28:21 <DeathSpitta> Sharni Smith
13:28:28 <moohoo> Lols
13:28:32 <moohoo> Dox up
13:28:35 <moohoo> Rofl
13:28:51 <DeathSpitta> Amelia McKee
13:29:20 <DeathSpitta> Pisstopher Fischer
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13:30:46 <deadpandadolls> mckee lol wtf
13:31:29 <crocolate> who are deadpan and da dolls? never heard of that band
13:32:09 <Arbition> Deadpan is Deadpool's brother
13:33:15 <deadpandadolls> lol
13:33:25 <deadpandadolls> thats good
13:33:41 <crocolate> the little brother was called bedpan, he wet the bed
13:34:30 <crocolate> and deadpool used to put on his mask to scare him into not peeing the bed
13:34:37 <crocolate> but it only made little bedpan more afraid
13:35:07 <deadpandadolls> fuck im bored
13:35:07 <crocolate> then they started withholding water from him
13:35:09 <deadpandadolls> bored bored
13:35:14 <deadpandadolls> so many young ppl in this vid on tafesa
13:35:17 <deadpandadolls> eeergh
13:35:37 <deadpandadolls> do NOT want to be in class with young, ignorant individuals
13:35:47 <deadpandadolls> "y rnt u retired"
13:35:53 <deadpandadolls> "move to Florida"
13:35:59 <deadpandadolls> UR OLD
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13:36:47 <crocolate> most univerisities' sovlency depends on their ignorance
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13:38:09 <moohoo> Hi mei
13:38:21 <Mei> moohoo
13:38:53 <crocolate> hi?
13:39:13 <moohoo> Hi man
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13:59:54 <blyke> `op
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14:00:11 <blyke> lol
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14:21:34 <KOTJ> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
14:27:29 <blyke> no lol
14:27:36 <blyke> `kick KOTJ
14:27:37 Kick: KOTJ was kicked by ChanOP ([blyke] User Kick requested)
14:33:45 <deadpandadolls> looooollll
14:35:07 <blyke> lol
14:39:30 <deadpandadolls> fkn five grand for 6 days at this hotel in Hobart
14:39:32 <deadpandadolls> fuckkkkkkkkk that
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14:47:54 <blyke> lols
14:57:54 <KOTJ> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
14:59:17 <steven> looooooooooooooooool
14:59:28 <steven> job interview is done
14:59:32 <deadpandadolls> fgt in the house
14:59:36 <deadpandadolls> what's the job stoiven
14:59:54 <steven> working for a mining company
15:00:06 <steven> i have to pass a major medical
15:00:15 <steven> i just failed one in january
15:00:28 <deadpandadolls> oh ok
15:00:31 <deadpandadolls> do u like to mine
15:00:36 <deadpandadolls> oer howomce?
15:00:50 <steven> i was smoking pot
15:00:58 <steven> i havnt smoked since january tho
15:01:01 <steven> so i should be okay
15:01:06 <deadpandadolls> oh
15:01:10 <deadpandadolls> good stuff bro ^5
15:01:50 <KOTJ> PiSsSsSsSsSs
15:01:51 <steven> i got a message 10 minutes after i left the interview saying i had the job as long as i pass a medical
15:03:01 <deadpandadolls> good
15:03:06 <deadpandadolls> now you can earn money
15:03:08 <deadpandadolls> and move
15:03:10 <deadpandadolls> to adelaide!
15:03:13 <deadpandadolls> RADELAIDE
15:03:45 <steven> haha
15:03:50 <steven> if i pass the medical
15:03:59 <steven> i just went to the chemist and spoke to the lady
15:04:11 <steven> told her i hadnt smoked weed since january 15th
15:04:16 <steven> what do i need to pass a medical
15:04:21 <steven> she gave me some urinals
15:04:23 <steven> urals
15:04:26 <steven> whatever it is
15:04:30 <steven> so im going to smash some of them
15:04:46 <deadpandadolls> hahaha
15:04:46 <deadpandadolls> :P
15:04:47 <deadpandadolls> ;)
15:05:11 <deadpandadolls> i stand outside ur house
15:05:14 <steven> i thnk its 3 months
15:05:15 <deadpandadolls> listening to u singing in the shower
15:05:23 <steven> for weed to get out the system
15:05:25 <deadpandadolls> yeah shit stays in ur system for yonks ey
15:05:29 <steven> i almost been 3 months
15:05:32 <steven> just short
15:05:41 <steven> i wasnt going to go for interviews until the 3 months was up
15:05:51 <steven> but i been spending a grand a month at home doing fuck all
15:06:39 <deadpandadolls> :o
15:06:40 <Arbition> Hm? Does that mean you're not working at the moment, steven?
15:06:41 <deadpandadolls> a graaannd
15:10:52 <blyke> hmm
15:11:20 <blyke> `voice deadpandadolls
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15:11:28 <deadpandadolls> ty
15:11:32 <blyke> lol
15:11:32 <deadpandadolls> eh
15:11:36 <steven> hahahaah
15:11:41 <steven> blyke the dyke
15:11:51 <steven> give us a new vid champ
15:11:54 <steven> its payday
15:11:56 <Arbition> He sure holds back a flood
15:12:51 <blyke> waiting
15:12:58 <blyke> for a mate
15:13:01 <steven> lols
15:13:13 <blyke> oh theres one
15:13:23 <blyke> this is blykes street talk
15:13:24 <steven> blyke, http://t.qkme.me/3tf0hl.jpg
15:13:32 <blyke> cant
15:13:34 <deadpandadolls> gonna go out drinkin n pokies ey
15:13:35 <blyke> click
15:13:50 <blyke> nah no pokies
15:13:52 <Arbition> *beep* *beep* *beep*
15:14:15 <blyke> pokies are vaccums
15:14:17 <deadpandadolls> don't drink either
15:14:18 <blyke> lols
15:14:23 <deadpandadolls> go buy some nice food
15:14:27 <blyke> I don't want to drink
15:14:28 <deadpandadolls> I'll give u a list of fresh veg
15:14:31 <deadpandadolls> and spices
15:14:35 <blyke> lol
15:14:42 <deadpandadolls> n get yoself some salad dressing
15:15:25 <blyke> oh
15:15:34 <deadpandadolls> cheese cubes bro
15:15:36 <deadpandadolls> nom
15:16:42 <steven> loooooooooooooooooooooooooool!
15:16:50 <steven> working class man right here boys
15:17:00 <deadpandadolls> good stuff bro
15:17:03 <deadpandadolls> lets go out and celebrate
15:17:06 <steven> been almost 3 months
15:17:13 <deadpandadolls> THE MILKY SKINNED PROSTITUTES ARE ON ME
15:17:14 <deadpandadolls> lols
15:17:28 <steven> was getting boring
15:17:48 <deadpandadolls> no shit
15:18:05 <deadpandadolls> bored right now
15:18:15 <deadpandadolls> guess i suicide without ya
15:18:33 <deadpandadolls> hmm zuccini is nicer fried
15:18:35 <deadpandadolls> than fresh
15:19:04 <Arbition> what isn't better fried?
15:19:24 <deadpandadolls> hehe
15:19:38 <deadpandadolls> raw zuccini, capsicum and cucumber with dried spices
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15:19:42 <deadpandadolls> NOM
15:19:50 <deadpandadolls> cbf eating more tbh
15:20:18 <deadpandadolls> it feels nice to b slim again!
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15:20:39 <deadpandadolls> n exercising..
15:20:55 <deadpandadolls> stupid hotmail wont load
15:22:00 <steven> i was 71kgs in december
15:22:07 <steven> went down to 60kgs in january
15:22:13 <deadpandadolls> howcome 60
15:22:15 <steven> im now back to 69kgs
15:22:18 <deadpandadolls> nice
15:22:40 <steven> stress i think
15:22:46 <steven> everything went to shit in january
15:23:25 <deadpandadolls> yep
15:23:31 <deadpandadolls> understandabubbles
15:23:44 <deadpandadolls> just takes time ey
15:23:46 <deadpandadolls> n patience
15:23:48 <deadpandadolls> n beating off
15:25:04 <steven> alot of beating off
15:25:10 <steven> i need to take these pants off
15:25:16 <steven> they are cutting off circulation to my penios
15:25:59 <deadpandadolls> lol
15:26:52 <deadpandadolls> sitting around right now pissing me off
15:26:55 <deadpandadolls> like to be at beach
15:26:58 <deadpandadolls> its a little rainy
15:27:00 <deadpandadolls> nice to walk abouts
15:27:01 <deadpandadolls> !
15:28:17 <steven> heheehehe
15:28:23 <steven> i was thinking about going to the pools
15:28:28 <steven> hit up the sauna and steamroom
15:28:30 <steven> detox
15:29:25 <deadpandadolls> nice
15:29:28 <deadpandadolls> !!!!
15:29:32 <deadpandadolls> if i had cash on me thatd be dope
15:29:36 <deadpandadolls> drag Arbition along
15:29:40 <deadpandadolls> in his car..
15:29:44 <deadpandadolls> ;) ima good girl
15:31:06 <steven> lols
15:31:11 <steven> i was about to sell one of my cars
15:31:16 <steven> i can now keep it
15:31:17 <steven> :P
15:32:15 <deadpandadolls> woooo
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15:37:22 <steven> Mei any good victims on today?
15:37:36 <deadpandadolls> im goin for a walk bbsish
15:37:43 <deadpandadolls> good time to wear nice jacket coz rain!!! WOOOO
15:43:19 <Arbition> This looks interesting, haven't read it yet but the premise sounds interesting https://medium.com/hci-design-at-uw/information-wars-a-window-into-the-alternative-media-ecosystem-a1347f32fd8f
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16:00:48 <deadpandadolls> American Logic
16:01:12 <deadpandadolls> "Well sir, you have passted your psych test, you are sane. Now feel free to strap this semi-automatic pistil to your hip."
16:01:18 <deadpandadolls> passed*
16:01:39 <deadpandadolls> THIS SITE CAN'T B REACHED
16:01:42 <deadpandadolls> come fix my laptop Arbition.
16:01:44 <deadpandadolls> :) :D
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16:21:44 <RebelWithouttaPause> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLl
16:24:10 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:24:15 <RebelWithouttaPause> [16:23:39] <Mei> hi
16:24:15 <RebelWithouttaPause> [16:23:44] <Mei> cool nik
16:24:15 <RebelWithouttaPause> [16:23:47] <RebelWithouttaPause> LOOOOOLLLLLLL
16:24:15 <RebelWithouttaPause> [16:23:47] <Mei> very creative
16:24:20 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
16:24:30 <RebelWithouttaPause> Lumeah where is b1rd?
16:24:38 <RebelWithouttaPause> truehacker
16:24:51 <Lumeah> Haha
16:25:11 <RebelWithouttaPause> ?
16:25:16 <RebelWithouttaPause> Where is the man?
16:25:23 <RebelWithouttaPause> I feel like some cheap laughs
16:25:37 <RebelWithouttaPause> b1rd is always here to supply me with this
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16:30:57 <Arbition> My spideysense is tingling
16:31:02 <steven> LOOOOOOOOOOOL @ Mei
16:31:02 <Arbition> methinks RebelWithouttaPause is b1rd
16:31:22 <Arbition> blowing his own horn
16:31:59 Quit: RebelWithouttaPause ([email protected]) Z-Lined
16:32:04 <steven> Mei trys to get any cock possible
16:32:24 <steven> its not b1rd btw
16:32:33 <Arbition> orly?
16:32:47 <steven> its mayo
16:33:00 <Arbition> fucked if I know
16:33:06 <Arbition> the name has very little meaning to me
16:33:14 <steven> KOTJ
16:33:20 <Arbition> ah
16:33:29 <steven> SOMETHINGSOMETHINGJAMS
16:33:32 <steven> kickoutthejams
16:33:34 <steven> or someshit
16:33:37 <Arbition> mmm
16:34:03 <steven> Mei why dont you go pedo on undernet or freenode?
16:34:15 <Arbition> you leave freenode out of this
16:34:20 <deadpandadolls> Rebel could always develop a sense of humour.
16:34:44 <steven> i give b1rd about 30 new ips
16:34:47 <steven> so he can get back on
16:34:57 <Arbition> lolwat
16:35:09 <Arbition> why are you getting a billion IPs
16:35:15 <deadpandadolls> I don't understand that stuff
16:35:15 <deadpandadolls> IPs
16:35:32 <steven> when they leave the entertainment stops
16:35:37 <steven> numbers are down
16:35:42 <Arbition> yeah yeah
16:35:46 <steven> im just trying to keep the numbers up
16:35:49 <Arbition> but I mean where are you pulling the IPs from
16:36:15 <steven> if i tell you that i will have to kill you =p
16:36:19 <Arbition> bah
16:36:54 <steven> every ip is from a different country aswell
16:37:10 <steven> uk russia germany
16:37:12 <Arbition> austnet doesn't have any IPv6 does it?
16:37:24 <steven> ahhhh
16:37:33 <steven> i seen ipv6 not sure if it was here
16:38:23 <Arbition> well they're not advertising any on their DNS
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16:42:29 <steven> IRCStats gets a fake hostname with a .org
16:42:37 <steven> i see opers can bend the rules for certain people
16:43:09 <steven> irc-stats.org is actually registered to someone else tho
16:43:33 <Arbition> lol
16:43:40 <steven> i wasnt even allowed to use my nerdhacks.net hostname
16:43:50 <Arbition> well given all the fake hostmasks people use
16:43:51 <steven> i given a vhost to block it
16:44:04 <steven> because it was classed as 'spamming'
16:44:07 <Arbition> lol
16:44:37 <steven> lwaxana said she would give me a vhost or zline it
16:44:52 <Arbition> how dare you run a competing network and take customers away from austnet
16:44:52 <steven> thats the kind of rubbish that happens on this network
16:45:23 <steven> i took it as spamming this channel
16:45:28 <steven> rather then another network
16:45:54 <Arbition> ah yes ofc
16:46:07 <Arbition> so why'd you stop running nerdhacks? I forget
16:46:13 <steven> its still running
16:46:20 <steven> just not really advertising
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16:48:33 <steven> lols
16:48:39 <steven> best game ever
16:48:43 <steven> 1V1
16:48:57 <twistedmetal> I was watching the evolution of it the other day
16:49:03 <twistedmetal> I hope they do a new one sooner or later
16:49:11 <steven> tm2 was the best
16:49:15 <steven> i got it on my external
16:49:24 <steven> i couldnt get systemlink working with kunny tho
16:49:40 <twistedmetal> lol kunny
16:49:44 <twistedmetal> I tried to get in too
16:49:50 <twistedmetal> I was just going to ram kunny off the road
16:49:57 <steven> i was going to use spectre
16:50:02 <steven> and homing missle that fucker
16:50:06 <steven> blow him the fuck up
16:50:08 <twistedmetal> LOOOLLLLL
16:50:25 <steven> you know the dpad controls
16:50:26 <twistedmetal> I think it was number 2 that had a killer soundtrack too
16:50:27 <steven> like ice n shit
16:50:33 <steven> up up left
16:50:34 <twistedmetal> yeah
16:50:36 <steven> up up right
16:51:00 <twistedmetal> I have Twisted Metal Black on my PS3 I think
16:51:12 <twistedmetal> ill turn it on later i forget whats on that thing
16:51:16 <twistedmetal> its bloody dusty
16:51:33 <steven> haha
16:52:07 <steven> im drinking this shit to clean my system
16:52:11 <steven> fuck me its rank
16:52:14 <steven> i went to put in cordial
16:52:24 <steven> but it was strawberry topping
16:52:26 <steven> lol
16:52:27 <twistedmetal> what is it?
16:52:29 <steven> urals
16:52:33 <twistedmetal> oh
16:52:38 <twistedmetal> to flush out the system
16:52:42 <steven> yeah
16:52:47 <twistedmetal> You should go sweat too
16:52:49 <steven> might go to the sauna and steamroom in a bit
16:52:52 <twistedmetal> Full sauna it steam
16:52:53 <twistedmetal> yeah
16:52:54 <twistedmetal> good idea
16:53:00 <steven> i went last week
16:53:01 <twistedmetal> and drink water in there
16:53:04 <twistedmetal> then sweat the shit out
16:53:05 <steven> my metabolism is fast
16:53:06 <twistedmetal> and drink more
16:53:12 <steven> and i have not much body fat
16:53:15 <steven> so i should be okay
16:53:21 <steven> havnt smoked since jan 15
16:53:30 <twistedmetal> its the body fat that holds the toxins?
16:53:33 <steven> yeah
16:53:35 <twistedmetal> thats a long time
16:53:37 <twistedmetal> You should be okay
16:53:42 <twistedmetal> what kind of test is it?
16:53:43 <twistedmetal> hair?
16:53:47 <steven> no idea
16:53:58 <steven> medical physical
16:54:01 <steven> its a mining job
16:54:03 <twistedmetal> If its a swab you'll be fine
16:54:05 <steven> so its ment to be strict
16:54:12 <steven> defs not a swab
16:54:16 <steven> it will be urine
16:54:17 <twistedmetal> urine and swab you're cool, hair might be harder
16:54:19 <twistedmetal> yeah
16:54:24 <twistedmetal> I think you'll be okay
16:54:41 <twistedmetal> I have had a few medicals not sure how they are compared to what you will go through though
16:54:44 <twistedmetal> do you have the paperwork?
16:55:53 <steven> i have short hair
16:56:01 <steven> no body hair
16:56:07 <steven> only arms and legs
16:56:09 <twistedmetal> maybe piss for you then
16:56:17 <twistedmetal> we only got piss tested
16:56:32 <twistedmetal> We had to fill out a lot of shit though, or rather tick no to pages of fucking questions
16:57:05 <steven> yea
16:57:28 <twistedmetal> What job are you going for?
16:57:47 <steven> i cant say fuck all on irc
16:58:01 <steven> i learnt my lesson
16:58:02 <twistedmetal> fair enough
16:58:03 <steven> hahahahaahaha
16:58:08 <twistedmetal> What happened?
16:58:15 <twistedmetal> breaker see you say something?
16:58:17 <steven> i got a drug test last time
16:58:19 <steven> :P
16:58:37 <twistedmetal> oh
16:58:38 <steven> 1500 ugls on my drugtest
16:58:42 <steven> 100 x over the legal limit
16:58:47 <twistedmetal> oh damn
16:58:55 <steven> i told no one on irc what happened
16:58:57 <twistedmetal> you high as a kite when you went in
16:58:58 <steven> but people found out
16:59:04 <twistedmetal> How on earth?
16:59:10 <twistedmetal> LOOOOLLLL
16:59:14 <twistedmetal> jesus
16:59:16 <steven> hahaahahaha
16:59:19 <steven> snitches'
16:59:26 <steven> i was on good money where i was aswell
16:59:35 <twistedmetal> Oh did you get sacked?
16:59:36 <steven> but im getting better money now so it all worked out
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16:59:39 <Arbition> drug tests, in australia?
16:59:40 <Arbition> damn
16:59:47 <steven> i was singled out for a drugtest
16:59:53 <steven> i dont even think thats legal
16:59:54 <twistedmetal> We get them every 3 months but randomly selected
16:59:56 <Arbition> oh I see
17:00:01 <Arbition> so someone rang your work place
17:00:07 <twistedmetal> we pull the marbles out of the bag
17:00:21 <steven> but i was happy to go
17:00:26 <twistedmetal> red is test white is good to go
17:00:30 <steven> when they said 'you need to go for a drugtest'
17:00:36 <steven> i said 'want me to just resign'
17:00:40 <steven> hahaahahaa
17:00:45 <twistedmetal> LOOOLLLLL
17:00:48 <steven> i tried to resign 3 week earlier
17:00:56 <steven> they wouldnt let me and said i was part of the furniture
17:01:01 <twistedmetal> Did you get your annual leave paid?
17:01:03 <steven> im never going anywhere
17:01:04 <steven> yeah
17:01:10 <twistedmetal> that is good
17:01:11 <steven> i had fuck loads of annual
17:01:13 <steven> but
17:01:22 <steven> they made me take 3 weeks before they drug tested me
17:01:27 <twistedmetal> oh damn
17:01:28 <steven> faggots!
17:01:34 <twistedmetal> they like orchestrated this
17:01:36 <twistedmetal> LOOOLLLLL
17:01:37 <steven> yeah
17:01:40 <steven> it was well planned
17:01:44 <twistedmetal> very well
17:01:48 <twistedmetal> Who do you think snitched?
17:01:57 <steven> prolly pollock
17:01:58 <steven> hahaahaha
17:02:03 <twistedmetal> You would have told someone, that person would have told someone and so on
17:02:13 <twistedmetal> and it would have been chinese whispers too
17:02:15 <twistedmetal> people adding bits in
17:02:18 <steven> yeah
17:02:24 <twistedmetal> goes from mary j to speed to ice lol
17:02:26 <steven> i wanted to get out of there anyway
17:02:38 <steven> i was going to go there today when i got this new job
17:02:39 <twistedmetal> Well maybe a blessing in disguise
17:02:45 <steven> and say thanks guys, im on a better wage now!
17:02:56 <twistedmetal> I want a better wage lol
17:03:01 <twistedmetal> so
17:03:05 <twistedmetal> 10 weeks?
17:03:07 <steven> when i was in the room, the general manager was getting smart with me
17:03:08 <twistedmetal> stone cold sober?
17:03:11 <steven> we had a few run ins
17:03:26 <twistedmetal> general faggot
17:03:34 <steven> and i said, 'you think your making me angry?'
17:03:41 <steven> 'your doing me a favour'
17:03:54 <steven> he kepts saying 'im the fucking boss you listen to what i have to say'
17:03:58 <twistedmetal> That company sounded like it was going into admin anyway
17:04:00 <steven> hahahaa i just laughed at him
17:04:15 <steven> they gave out redundancys the week before
17:04:23 <twistedmetal> i wonder who they have doing your job?
17:04:24 <steven> they just give a speed freak a big payout
17:04:28 <steven> and give me a drugtest
17:04:31 <twistedmetal> oh yeah
17:04:35 <steven> i trained the girl who is doing it now
17:04:51 <steven> its funny
17:04:58 <steven> they told her she wouldnt be lifting over 2kgs
17:05:03 <twistedmetal> You woudnt have been expensive to make redundant
17:05:06 <steven> the heavist thing would be a envolope
17:05:08 <twistedmetal> assholes lol
17:05:12 <twistedmetal> lol 2 kegs
17:05:18 <steven> the first day they had her moving over 200kgs on a pallet trolley
17:05:20 <twistedmetal> they lied to hey?
17:05:20 <steven> hahahahaahahahaah
17:05:22 <steven> yeah
17:05:28 <twistedmetal> Next thing shes suing them for a torn muscle in her back
17:05:30 <twistedmetal> poor chick
17:05:36 <steven> her back was hurting the first week
17:05:38 <steven> i felt bad
17:05:43 <twistedmetal> im sure it was
17:05:47 <twistedmetal> welcome to he
17:05:48 <twistedmetal> ll
17:05:51 <steven> indeed
17:06:01 <steven> the second day when she came back
17:06:05 <steven> i said im suprised you came back
17:06:07 <steven> and she said
17:06:10 <steven> 'i thought about it'
17:06:13 <twistedmetal> LOOOOLLLLLL
17:06:15 <steven> ahahahahaa
17:06:26 <steven> then she said, 'the only reason i came back is because of you'
17:06:27 <twistedmetal> employers lol
17:06:33 <steven> we got along really good
17:06:39 <twistedmetal> Ahh thats good
17:06:44 <steven> she almost cried when i said im outta here
17:06:46 <steven> catchya!
17:06:47 <steven> hahahaa
17:06:57 <steven> she thought it was a joke
17:07:05 <twistedmetal> I have had that with people too, it is not a good feeling for either
17:07:17 <steven> she got a payrise and all that
17:07:29 <steven> i told her what i was on before i left
17:07:35 <steven> they wouldnt of put her on that same amount
17:07:43 <twistedmetal> Oh no
17:07:46 <twistedmetal> they cutting back lol
17:08:01 <twistedmetal> they'll give her whatever is in the award and thats about it
17:08:01 <steven> when it gets busy it will be impossible for her to do it
17:08:14 <steven> the general manager wanted her pussy
17:08:19 <steven> she was hot as
17:08:41 <steven> the first day he came down we counted like 7 times
17:08:46 <steven> he never ever came down before she was there
17:08:51 <Arbition> lol
17:08:51 <steven> he would just stare at her
17:09:02 <steven> she thought he was a creep
17:09:15 <Arbition> Wonder if he ever put the hard word on her
17:09:20 <Arbition> coersion or something
17:09:21 <steven> i was calling her slut/scrubber by the 4th day
17:09:27 <steven> thats funny
17:09:31 <steven> because after the first week
17:09:39 <steven> me and my mate were having a ciggy out the front
17:09:53 <steven> and she came storming out she was doing stocktake with the general manager
17:10:00 <steven> because he choose to do stocktake with her
17:10:18 <steven> she came out sayinhg 'nup im outta here he just grabbed my ass'
17:10:22 <steven> i was like 'ok bye'
17:10:28 <steven> then she said
17:10:32 <steven> 'im just jokking hahahaaha'
17:10:46 <steven> she wanted the D
17:10:59 <steven> she always asks my mate what my phone number is
17:11:01 <Arbition> just not his d
17:11:06 <steven> she was 37 and polish
17:11:16 <steven> nah she thought he was a creep and a pedo
17:11:35 <twistedmetal> oh Polish
17:11:53 <steven> we had good conversations
17:12:21 <steven> because im so open
17:12:33 <steven> she hadnt had a fuck for over 3 years
17:12:47 <twistedmetal> poor chick
17:12:59 <twistedmetal> Is your old place full of sleez?
17:13:00 <steven> i would always joke about 'what time you want me to come around and give you service'
17:13:13 <steven> one time we went out for a drive
17:13:18 <steven> and she is like 'turn here'
17:13:20 <steven> 'go down there'
17:13:25 <steven> 'thats my house right there'
17:13:27 <steven> hahahaahaha
17:13:31 <steven> she wanted the D
17:13:51 <steven> no one came out to my area
17:13:56 <steven> until she started working there
17:14:01 <steven> then people would come out and just stand around
17:14:03 <twistedmetal> Now everyone wants to help
17:14:13 <steven> yeah it was weird as fuck
17:14:19 <steven> i would tell her
17:14:26 <steven> hahaha one guy
17:14:34 <steven> when she first started
17:14:36 <steven> he walks up
17:14:40 <steven> 'where do you live?'
17:14:45 <steven> no hi how you going hows the job going
17:14:48 <steven> it was 'where do you live'
17:14:52 <steven> hahaahahah
17:14:54 <twistedmetal> LOOOLLL
17:15:08 <steven> i offered him out for a fight
17:15:16 <steven> a few months earlier
17:15:20 <steven> he was a fucking loser
17:15:25 <twistedmetal> My work mate, he's newly married and hes always asking the new girls if they have a bf before he really knows them
17:15:31 <steven> hahahaa
17:15:35 <twistedmetal> lol a fight
17:15:45 <twistedmetal> we get auto sacked if we get into physical fights
17:15:54 <steven> he had a fight with a girl 1 year earlier
17:15:59 <steven> in the warehouse
17:16:05 <steven> proper fist fight
17:16:11 <steven> the girl was more of a tom boy
17:16:14 <twistedmetal> a guy vs a girl?
17:16:18 <steven> yeah
17:16:19 <twistedmetal> LOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
17:16:24 <steven> i think he was more blocking n shit
17:16:31 <twistedmetal> oh yeah
17:16:33 <steven> he done boxing and all this other shit
17:16:37 <steven> but he was a faggot
17:16:42 <steven> i told him i was going to break his jaw
17:16:57 <steven> he came walking over with the 2ic
17:17:06 <steven> i said if you come any closer cunt im going to knock you out
17:17:21 <steven> they both turned around and walked the other direction
17:17:25 <twistedmetal> LOOOLLL
17:17:36 <steven> 2ic was alright tho we got along
17:17:43 <steven> he ended up coming back and saying 'i dont like him either'
17:17:45 <steven> looooool
17:17:58 <twistedmetal> Do you miss anyone except the Polish?
17:18:09 <steven> yeah
17:18:13 <steven> everyone but that one faggot
17:18:17 <twistedmetal> LOOLLL
17:18:19 <steven> he got bashed a few weeks back
17:18:24 <steven> guy came around the other day telling me
17:18:25 <steven> hahahaha
17:18:30 <twistedmetal> I'd miss mine except for a few
17:18:31 <steven> broken eye socket
17:18:54 <steven> the guy i tried to fight had a affair with a girl upstairs
17:18:57 <twistedmetal> fuck fighting these days
17:19:14 <steven> the girl up stairs came to work off her head
17:19:19 <steven> her pupils were massive
17:19:21 <twistedmetal> oh really?
17:19:22 <steven> she even came in drunk
17:19:31 <steven> yeah
17:19:34 <twistedmetal> what did he send her on the wrong path or something?
17:19:42 <steven> yeah he was a fucking idiot
17:19:58 <steven> so they had the affair
17:20:11 <twistedmetal> she married?
17:20:37 <steven> the girl from upstairs husband rang up and asked one of the repctionist if jon was working, the receptionist thought it was one of his mates or something and said, yes he is
17:20:57 <steven> the girls husband said, 'im coming in to bash that cunt he is having an affair with my wife'
17:21:06 <steven> so they went down and told job
17:21:08 <steven> jon
17:21:14 <steven> he said 'ring the police'
17:21:17 <steven> shit his pants
17:21:37 <steven> anyway the girl and her husband divorced whatever
17:21:51 <steven> then i think last week he went to jons to pick up his daughter
17:22:00 <steven> and jon answered the door drunk and tried to take a swing at him
17:22:10 <steven> so he ended up with a broken eye socket
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17:22:16 <steven> felt back and smashed his head
17:22:34 <steven> the guy who done it went to the police station before jon did and told them what happened
17:22:38 <steven> no idea what happened after that
17:22:51 <steven> but jon hasnt been at work since it happened
17:23:02 <steven> ill get more goss when my mate comes over
17:23:03 <steven> hahahaa
17:23:07 <twistedmetal> LOOOOLLLLLL
17:23:12 <twistedmetal> what a scandal
17:23:19 <steven> hahahahaa
17:23:31 <steven> i would tell everyone the goss
17:23:52 <twistedmetal> I love workplace goss
17:23:58 <twistedmetal> I have many sources
17:24:03 <twistedmetal> some in other departments
17:24:36 <steven> yeah i got all the goss
17:24:47 <steven> that girl fell preggo's
17:24:53 <steven> i told the girls upstairs
17:24:57 <steven> i dont even know how i found out
17:25:00 <steven> some cunt on facebook
17:25:14 <steven> the girls up stairs were like 'we know you get all the goss but we would know this if it was true'
17:25:18 <steven> ended up being true
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17:25:20 <BlackDevil> im not in jail
17:25:24 <steven> they were like 'how the fuck did you know'
17:25:26 <steven> not yet !
17:26:46 <twistedmetal> LOOOOLLLL
17:27:48 <BlackDevil> spreading lies again steven
17:27:56 <steven> everything i say is 100% true champ
17:28:02 <steven> no need for me to lie
17:28:12 <BlackDevil> uh huh
17:28:13 <steven> just like when i say im the best looking guy on austnet
17:28:20 <steven> looooool!
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17:28:43 <steven> what am i telling fibs about then ?
17:31:19 <steven> im sure i can find there facebook and post shit of there timeline to confirm
17:31:44 <steven> oh
17:31:47 <steven> also
17:31:59 <steven> the guy his ex wife would message anyone who worked at my place
17:32:03 <steven> trying to get a root
17:32:09 <steven> to piss him off
17:32:11 <steven> HAHAHAH
17:33:56 <Arbition> So the General Manager is the guy who got his eyesocket broken right?
17:33:58 <Arbition> former
17:34:01 <Arbition> of your old place
17:34:05 <steven> no
17:34:09 <steven> just a worker
17:34:10 <Arbition> oh
17:34:22 <steven> the general manager looks like brock lesnar
17:34:29 <steven> this is a facebook message
17:34:46 <steven> from a guy who fucked the guy who got his eye socket broken ex wife
17:34:50 <steven> http://prntscr.com/eprv7z
17:35:07 <steven> haahahaha
17:35:15 <steven> i hope that confirms my story is 100%
17:35:17 <steven> not that i care
17:35:18 <twistedmetal> LOOLLLL
17:35:30 <twistedmetal> Lesnar winning the title this weekend
17:35:33 <twistedmetal> the wwe title
17:35:49 <steven> so is AJ
17:35:50 <steven> ;p
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18:05:48 <steven> <iBiZa[Mobile]> on my way from pattaya to Bangkok now
18:06:38 <steven> would he still be on telstra internet?
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18:44:54 <twistedmetal> AJ is the best haha
18:45:05 <steven> indeed
18:45:46 <steven> amelia i had a job interview today
18:45:55 <amelia> how'd u go
18:46:03 <steven> you dont even need to ask
18:46:12 <steven> lols
18:46:23 <steven> got a message not even 10 minutes after i left
18:46:33 <amelia> dope
18:46:33 <steven> saying i got the job as long as i can pass a medical
18:46:37 <amelia> courier?
18:46:44 <steven> nah
18:46:51 <steven> a mining place
18:46:55 <amelia> fifo?
18:46:58 <steven> nuh
18:47:15 <amelia> wots the job title
18:47:22 <amelia> gimme deets
18:47:24 <steven> shitkicker
18:47:27 <steven> hahahaa
18:47:29 <Lumeah> Lol
18:47:33 <twistedmetal> shitkicker is good
18:47:36 <amelia> salary ok?
18:47:43 <steven> yeah better then i was on before
18:47:49 <Lumeah> Excellent
18:47:50 <steven> i wanted to go to my old work and thank them
18:47:57 <steven> just to rub it in
18:48:17 <amelia> whens medical booked in for
18:48:18 <steven> but i have to pass a medical physical
18:48:23 <steven> its not yet
18:48:28 <amelia> you'll be right
18:48:34 <steven> he said he will msg when he gets the details
18:48:34 <amelia> that shit is simple enuff
18:48:39 <amelia> few push ups u be right
18:48:44 <steven> been clean 9 weeks
18:48:49 <twistedmetal> My good friend started on doing kitchen in the mines, now he works 2 days a week in a management role and makes a lot more money
18:48:56 <steven> its the drug test that might get me
18:49:06 <steven> i think i stoped on january 15
18:49:26 <amelia> were you open with em on it or hoping it will be clean?
18:49:32 <steven> i lied
18:49:38 <steven> it was a bit fucked
18:49:41 <amelia> takes longer than that to pass your system ay
18:49:54 <steven> one of the guys in the interview knows about my drug use
18:49:56 <steven> hahaahahaha
18:49:59 <steven> but i said im fine
18:50:00 <amelia> twistedmetal your mate on a good wicket
18:50:03 <steven> i told a lie infront of him
18:50:07 <amelia> ohhhh
18:50:09 <steven> but he would understand
18:50:09 <amelia> wot u say
18:50:21 <steven> because he is a family member
18:50:22 <steven> hahaa
18:50:29 <steven> he knows why i lost my last job
18:50:36 <steven> and he asked me during the interview
18:50:37 <amelia> have you used drugs before? "no"
18:50:38 <amelia> ?
18:50:48 <steven> i said i resigned from my last job
18:50:53 <amelia> ahhh
18:51:01 <amelia> they won't call em?
18:51:15 <steven> he knows anyway
18:51:18 <steven> they didnt call them
18:51:27 <steven> he told me to say he didnt know him
18:51:35 <steven> or not to mention i did know him
18:51:42 <amelia> yeah fair call
18:51:48 <amelia> cos they'd quesntion him
18:51:52 <steven> haha yea
18:51:57 <amelia> and dun wanna put him in that position
18:52:23 <steven> i thought i was on a good wage before
18:52:24 <steven> hahaha
18:52:36 <amelia> doesn't it take 6 months + to leave ur system
18:52:41 <amelia> based on how much u smokee
18:52:44 <amelia> smoked
18:52:45 <steven> 72 days
18:52:53 <amelia> for such a long ongoing period of time
18:52:56 <amelia> hm
18:53:05 <steven> i went to the chemist
18:53:12 <amelia> try drag the test out as long as possible haha
18:53:12 <steven> asked the girl there how to speed it up
18:53:25 <steven> her reaction was priceless
18:53:34 <steven> she was like uhhhhhh uhhhh ummmmmmm
18:53:35 <amelia> did she tell u how
18:53:38 <steven> yeah she did
18:53:39 <amelia> sif there is a way haha
18:53:44 <amelia> wots the way
18:53:44 <steven> she wanted me
18:53:50 <amelia> u fkn dreaming
18:53:53 <steven> there is this shit for infections
18:54:02 <steven> in the bladder or cock i dunno
18:54:09 <steven> but you take them and it cleans out your system
18:54:14 <steven> she wanted it
18:54:24 <amelia> tell em u goin away for couple of weeks, back after easter
18:54:24 <steven> SADLY I HAD TO REJECT
18:54:35 <amelia> if can do medical etc then
18:54:45 <steven> i think ill be fine
18:54:49 <steven> i dont have much fat
18:54:54 <steven> my matabolism is fast
18:54:59 <amelia> is there test u can do
18:55:02 <amelia> from chemist
18:55:04 <steven> i been going to the sauna and steam room
18:55:10 <amelia> i not convinced
18:55:11 <steven> i think thats all swab
18:55:17 <amelia> u smoked non stop for years
18:55:21 <amelia> on the reg
18:55:24 <steven> yeah i know
18:55:28 <amelia> surely it take longer
18:55:31 <steven> we will find out
18:55:39 <amelia> yeah
18:55:42 <steven> i think if they do hair test it goes back 300 days
18:55:47 <amelia> piss test ay?
18:55:47 <steven> but i dont have much hair
18:55:49 <steven> yeh
18:55:50 <amelia> shave ur head
18:55:50 <steven> bbs
18:55:52 <steven> sauna time
18:55:54 <amelia> pce
18:56:00 <steven> already cut it enough times to be new
18:56:01 <steven> :P
18:56:06 <amelia> haha
18:57:06 <Arbition> hair test?
18:57:12 <Arbition> surely that'd be illegal
18:57:16 <Arbition> can't get a job for a year
18:58:08 <twistedmetal> We got urine tested before getting employed and we get swabbed every quarter he'll be good,
18:58:08 <amelia> why u think ben cousins shaved his head
18:58:31 <amelia> yeah but his history of weed
18:58:40 <twistedmetal> I dont think they know do they?
18:58:46 <amelia> I'd be worried
18:58:46 <twistedmetal> or you think it will sit
18:58:53 <amelia> still in his system i think
18:58:57 <amelia> he quit january
18:59:45 <twistedmetal> http://herb.co/2015/10/18/how-long-does-weed-stay-in-your-system/
18:59:48 <twistedmetal> Might be right?
18:59:51 <twistedmetal> Not sure who knows
18:59:56 <twistedmetal> Thats DR Google
19:00:09 <twistedmetal> 49 - 63 days
19:00:13 <twistedmetal> for a daily smoker
19:00:25 <twistedmetal> He's probably on the border huh?
19:00:52 <amelia> 45 - 90 days
19:00:52 <Arbition> damn it I am low on underwear, and the washing line is full
19:00:57 <amelia> for heavy daily user
19:01:02 <amelia> which he was
19:01:17 <twistedmetal> heavy I'd say haha
19:01:39 <twistedmetal> I found another site that says for an extreme smoker
19:01:43 <twistedmetal> 69 days
19:01:49 <twistedmetal> oh 90
19:01:51 <twistedmetal> ouch
19:02:13 <amelia> The most scientific way to pass a urine test is to drink a lot of cranberry juice or a lot of fluids. Adding more water to the system will naturally dilute whatever is in your urine.
19:02:27 <twistedmetal> But drinking too much water could spoil the sample. Urine that is too diluted may be identified and rejected by the testing lab as possibly being tampered with. Still, this could buy some time for a retest, depending on the circumstances.
19:02:35 <twistedmetal> interesting
19:02:37 <amelia> bit unknown, but i def wouldn't be feelin safe
19:02:56 <twistedmetal> He's not a big buy hopefully it flushes out quicker
19:03:02 <twistedmetal> guy*
19:03:10 <amelia> yeah hopefully
19:03:20 <amelia> fast metabolism
19:03:23 <twistedmetal> You'd almost put it off another month if you had the chanc
19:03:24 <twistedmetal> e
19:03:32 <amelia> is he sauna'ing to try sweat it out
19:03:33 <amelia> haha
19:03:40 <twistedmetal> yeah haha
19:03:44 <amelia> yeah delaying it as much as poss
19:03:45 <twistedmetal> drinking and sweating repeat
19:04:07 <twistedmetal> maybe he could get someone elses piss
19:04:16 <twistedmetal> I could send him some in the mail
19:04:16 <amelia> borrow emmas
19:04:26 <twistedmetal> LOOLLL
19:04:27 <twistedmetal> yes
19:04:30 <amelia> then they come back n say hes pregnant
19:04:33 <amelia> hahaha
19:04:35 <twistedmetal> lol
19:04:36 <twistedmetal> oops
19:04:39 <twistedmetal> junior 2.0
19:04:58 <amelia> bwhaahah
19:05:02 <amelia> that u mayo?
19:05:05 <amelia> matty*
19:06:55 <deadpandadolls> tuna time tuna time
19:06:58 <deadpandadolls> cook de korns
19:07:10 <deadpandadolls> amilia got kornz on hah feets
19:07:36 <amelia> gross
19:07:41 <amelia> do snots
19:08:36 <deadpandadolls> lols
19:11:18 <twistedmetal> it is me matty
19:11:38 <twistedmetal> I got zlined on my normal ip for being b1rd a few hours ago
19:15:28 <amelia> lollllll
19:21:28 <deadpandadolls> haha
19:24:37 <Arbition> lol was that because I voiced suspicion?
19:24:45 <Arbition> steven told me, no it wasn't b1rd
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19:31:49 <couleurs> hi all how was netball practice every1
19:36:41 <Skirmish> The girls did great couleurs. A pleasure to watch.
19:36:47 <amelia> good thnx
19:36:52 <amelia> how was ur pizza
19:37:02 <Lumeah> He's not here. Spastics
19:37:14 <couleurs> kik
19:37:29 <couleurs> no pizza :(
19:37:35 <Skirmish> Lumeah is still a spaz no matter how much time I don't log in I see.
19:37:53 <couleurs> Lumeah is Nice1's lover!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:38:18 <twistedmetal> haha Arbition they got me twice
19:38:21 <twistedmetal> it does not matter
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20:27:28 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KhL5UpolAU -- LIKE A BAS!
20:32:32 <deadpandadolls> don't go out of your way to post that in every channel now, heh.
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20:36:18 <Raichu> op
20:36:29 <Raichu> `op
20:36:33 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Raichu
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20:40:58 <deadpandadolls> evenin Raichu
20:41:19 <Raichu> Hi
20:41:22 <Raichu> Sup
20:41:33 <deadpandadolls> nm chillin gamin
20:41:33 <deadpandadolls> u
20:41:48 <Raichu> Just got home from pub
20:41:56 <Raichu> Very content
20:42:30 <deadpandadolls> nice
20:42:32 <deadpandadolls> would b haha
20:43:28 <Raichu> !seen kickoutthejams
21:01:43 <blyke> `k ick out the Raichu
21:02:19 <Raichu> `kick blyke lols
21:02:19 Kick: blyke was kicked by ChanOP ([Raichu] lols)
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21:02:48 <blyke> `kick Raichu
21:02:49 <Raichu> blyke <3
21:02:59 <Raichu> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
21:03:10 <Raichu> `access -
21:03:31 <Raichu> `kick blyke <3
21:03:34 <blyke> `op
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21:03:44 <blyke> `kick Raichu
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21:03:56 <blyke> lols
21:04:30 <Raichu> blyke: Why is your fridge yellow?
21:04:42 <blyke> cause it can be
21:05:50 <Skirmish> Cause he is a filthy animal.
21:05:59 <Skirmish> That's why he can't get a woman.
21:06:49 <Raichu> Yup
21:07:03 <Raichu> Confirmed loser faggot
21:07:35 <Raichu> PiSsSssSs
21:09:23 <Raichu> steven: Why does this faggot outrank me?
21:09:36 <Raichu> He kicks me as much as I do him
21:10:15 <deadpandadolls> lol
21:10:24 <deadpandadolls> who cares
21:10:39 <deadpandadolls> is your op level really that important
21:11:03 <Raichu> It is when I cnnot return fire
21:11:39 <deadpandadolls> true
21:11:43 <deadpandadolls> trrrruuuuuee
21:11:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Raichu
21:11:50 <deadpandadolls> brush yo yellow teef blyke
21:12:01 <Raichu> yellow and black
21:12:08 <deadpandadolls> pretty gross
21:12:15 <deadpandadolls> I got this cyst
21:12:21 <deadpandadolls> wonder if GP can clean it
21:12:28 <deadpandadolls> cyst cist
21:12:31 <deadpandadolls> csysysoist
21:13:25 <Raichu> Probs
21:13:32 <deadpandadolls> ye ima ask tomoz
21:13:44 <deadpandadolls> on my shoulder blade :o
21:13:49 <deadpandadolls> it popped n so gross
21:13:51 <deadpandadolls> looolll
21:13:58 <Raichu> ew
21:14:12 <deadpandadolls> yeah I wondered what smelt like a Frenchmans arsehole
21:14:13 <deadpandadolls> was ME
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21:20:21 <dave> hello DoC
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21:20:52 <dave> lol
21:20:54 <twistedmetal> duckdodgers
21:21:21 <Raichu> twistedmetal: Where's Austnet news?
21:22:10 <twistedmetal> All my creativity has been soaked up harassing people at work.. I need to find a medium lol
21:22:44 <twistedmetal> Mind you I have been creating havoc and just know its going to a good place
21:22:45 <Raichu> lolol
21:22:56 <Raichu> How's the Gay U?
21:23:02 <twistedmetal> The Gay is good
21:23:20 <Raichu> Excellent
21:23:24 <twistedmetal> I'm changing the stereo (myself) so wish me luck
21:23:33 <twistedmetal> Then we will almost be ready
21:23:41 <twistedmetal> ready for passengers lol
21:23:46 <Raichu> Anyone who says quit gum is anything like a smoke is a loser
21:23:50 <Raichu> Seriously :/
21:23:58 <Raichu> lol nice
21:24:05 <twistedmetal> quit gum?
21:24:05 <Raichu> Wanna put my subby in?
21:24:18 <Raichu> Yeah to quit smoking lol
21:24:37 <twistedmetal> Yeah I want an amp, sub, half decent head unit and speakers
21:24:43 <twistedmetal> all half decent
21:24:49 <twistedmetal> i only listen to metal
21:24:54 <twistedmetal> so its already distorted
21:25:00 <twistedmetal> it doesnt need a crisp sound haha
21:25:06 <Raichu> I got a half decent h/u and speakers
21:25:13 <Raichu> Just need the d00f
21:25:16 <twistedmetal> how is it?
21:25:18 <twistedmetal> ahh yeah
21:25:22 <twistedmetal> you need the amp and sub huh
21:25:28 <twistedmetal> I dont really
21:25:30 <Raichu> I have it
21:25:38 <Raichu> I just cbf installing
21:25:43 <twistedmetal> oh yeah
21:25:46 <twistedmetal> it seems a pain
21:25:58 <twistedmetal> and also expensive if outsourcing
21:26:17 <Raichu> I could do it in an hour
21:26:23 <Raichu> But, effort
21:26:29 <Raichu> Yes, outsourcing is pricey
21:26:32 <twistedmetal> its fiddly lol
21:26:35 <twistedmetal> no shit
21:26:40 <twistedmetal> I was looking up prices
21:26:43 <twistedmetal> im like hmmm
21:26:58 <Raichu> AU is a piece of piss to change tho
21:27:05 <twistedmetal> I have noticed
21:27:22 <Raichu> My old AU was a 10 min job to replace H/U lol
21:27:32 <twistedmetal> it basically rip out the original which is easy, place facia and plug in new stereo
21:27:33 <twistedmetal> haha
21:27:35 <twistedmetal> yeah thats it
21:27:40 <Raichu> Yup
21:27:52 <twistedmetal> fuck you might know actually
21:27:54 <Raichu> Jam a coathanger in the holes on each side n fiddle
21:27:57 <Raichu> Comes out easy enough
21:28:07 <twistedmetal> If I wanted to put in a double din, do you think id need a different loom?
21:28:15 <Raichu> Nah
21:28:15 <twistedmetal> ha its awesome like that
21:28:21 <twistedmetal> I think VT and VX are the same
21:28:21 <Raichu> Just replace the surround
21:28:25 <twistedmetal> yeah
21:28:30 <twistedmetal> ahh easy does it then
21:28:41 <twistedmetal> I was worried a double din would require more wires etc
21:28:50 <Raichu> Nah, it's just physically bigger lol
21:28:57 <twistedmetal> excellent
21:29:07 <twistedmetal> gives me more options
21:29:29 <Raichu> I've got one of those double din Sonys
21:29:32 <Raichu> Works a treat
21:29:33 <twistedmetal> But yeah im getting attached to the gay u now
21:29:34 <Raichu> Came with the car
21:29:41 <twistedmetal> Very nice
21:29:43 <twistedmetal> what are you in now
21:29:48 <twistedmetal> Territory?
21:30:26 <twistedmetal> My Dad got I think its a BF Fairmont Ghia, this thing (for a heavy car) goes very quick
21:30:27 <Raichu> https://www.jbhifi.com.au/gps-car-audio/sony/sony-wx900bt-220w-double-din-cd-receiver-with-bluetooth/996900/
21:30:30 <Raichu> One of these
21:30:37 <Raichu> Nah, SV6
21:31:01 <twistedmetal> Good price too
21:31:08 <Raichu> I only said Territory to throw Pollock off the stalking scent
21:31:09 <Raichu> lol
21:31:15 <twistedmetal> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
21:31:26 <Raichu> Worked a treat too
21:31:28 <twistedmetal> 220w thats all ill need
21:31:31 <Raichu> He's been looking out for them
21:31:38 <Raichu> Yeah it's pretty punchy
21:31:51 <twistedmetal> The green one the Spac I showed you is my brothers now.. That has a good head unit
21:31:56 <twistedmetal> Its got that pandora thing
21:31:59 <Raichu> Nice
21:32:00 <twistedmetal> I never used it
21:32:05 <Raichu> I've got a VZ SV6
21:32:08 <Raichu> Zippy as
21:32:10 <twistedmetal> oh yeah
21:32:12 <twistedmetal> it would be
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21:32:19 <Raichu> 190kw Alloytech V
21:32:21 <Raichu> V6
21:32:24 <twistedmetal> They look really nice under the bonnet too
21:32:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
21:32:28 <Raichu> Yup
21:32:33 <Arbition> Turbo turbo turbo
21:32:34 <twistedmetal> everything is very clean
21:32:58 <twistedmetal> only thing i dont like and this is with most cars now, you cant access the transmission
21:33:00 <Raichu> Waiting for my tax return, slap a twin 2.5" exhaust on it
21:33:09 <Raichu> True
21:33:09 <twistedmetal> I cant even get to my radiator without taking shit off
21:33:14 <Raichu> It's bullshit
21:33:21 <twistedmetal> I cant get to my trans either
21:33:23 <twistedmetal> and its 2002
21:33:30 <twistedmetal> yours is what 05?
21:33:31 <Lumeah> How we pumpin along fellas, time for a little mix up?
21:33:32 <twistedmetal> 04?
21:33:35 <Raichu> 05
21:33:47 Quit: dave ([email protected]) EOF from client
21:33:50 <Lumeah> :p
21:34:16 <twistedmetal> just sucks, because like you can see the fluid levels and quality for yourself, now you need a mech to tell you
21:34:17 <couleurs> race u guys
21:34:19 <twistedmetal> and who knows with mechs
21:34:30 <Raichu> True, most are dodgy as fuck
21:34:56 <twistedmetal> Can you get to your radiator?
21:34:59 <Raichu> Get mint quit chewies the doctor said
21:35:02 <twistedmetal> From memory you cant can you?
21:35:03 <Raichu> They're good she said
21:35:09 <Raichu> Bullshit, they're horrible
21:35:11 <twistedmetal> you quitting smoking
21:35:13 <twistedmetal> ?
21:35:15 <Raichu> Yup
21:35:23 <twistedmetal> hard choice
21:35:27 <Raichu> I can get to radiator if I remove a massive shroud
21:35:32 <twistedmetal> ahhhh
21:35:33 <twistedmetal> same
21:35:37 <Raichu> Biggest single piece of plastic I've seen
21:35:41 <twistedmetal> LOL
21:35:44 <twistedmetal> its just there huh
21:35:49 <twistedmetal> to keep people from getting in
21:35:50 <twistedmetal> haha
21:35:53 <Arbition> hard choice of your life or a habit... well that is actually hard if we're talking about the non-rational parts of our brain
21:35:56 <Raichu> Apparently a CAI can sit above it
21:36:03 <Raichu> God knows how
21:36:07 <Raichu> The bonnet would squash it
21:36:36 <Arbition> maybe ask someone other than god
21:36:38 <Raichu> Unless my giant plastic isn't positioned right
21:37:01 <twistedmetal> im sure its fine lol
21:37:10 <Raichu> I don't have a CAI till tax time
21:37:12 <Raichu> But yeah
21:37:18 <Raichu> Been sussing it all out
21:37:49 <Raichu> $800 for an exhaust and cai
21:37:55 <Raichu> Add an extra 30kw
21:38:01 <twistedmetal> What will CAI do though?
21:38:03 <twistedmetal> ahh yeah
21:38:06 <Raichu> Tune, will put it at around 250kw
21:38:11 <Raichu> Not too shabby for a V6
21:38:21 <twistedmetal> in those VZ's you dont get kw to wheels without doing that shit
21:38:26 <Arbition> more like, what you'd expect for such a displacement
21:38:27 <twistedmetal> yeah
21:38:35 <twistedmetal> 6's quick
21:38:50 <Raichu> They have the 190kw high output engine from stock
21:39:01 <twistedmetal> I know
21:39:10 <twistedmetal> it just doesnt feel like it until you get over 60
21:39:11 <Raichu> 250 wouldn't be hard to achive
21:39:14 <Raichu> Yup
21:39:24 <Raichu> I was eyeing off a supercharger kit
21:39:30 <Raichu> $4k
21:39:37 <Raichu> Would give me 310kw
21:39:38 <twistedmetal> I was a little shocked by how it powered up the alloy
21:39:46 <Raichu> Insane for a 6
21:39:56 <Arbition> not really, if you're using forced induction
21:39:58 <twistedmetal> at first i was like this thing is slow, but then im like okay, here it is
21:40:08 <Arbition> you can get 300kW off a 2.5L
21:40:08 <Raichu> True, but for a non performance engine
21:40:09 <twistedmetal> 310 from a 6?
21:40:16 <Skirmish> Thinking I might take wifey to Wollongong for a quick holiday.
21:40:26 <Skirmish> What is good to do around Wollongong?
21:40:28 <Raichu> Skirmish: Stop off at Lumeahs
21:40:39 <Raichu> She'll offer you hospitality
21:40:44 <twistedmetal> Alloytec good on fuel too
21:40:48 <Raichu> Yessir
21:40:53 <Skirmish> LOL maybe she has a spare room we can use like a B&B?
21:40:59 <twistedmetal> LOOLLL
21:41:03 <Raichu> She does
21:41:04 <twistedmetal> b1rd will serve you
21:41:06 <Raichu> It's her dungeon
21:41:07 <twistedmetal> his first job
21:41:10 <Raichu> Butlet b1rd
21:41:13 <Raichu> Butler*
21:41:14 <Skirmish> lol
21:41:21 <Raichu> Earning his way
21:41:24 <twistedmetal> he brings in some half cooked eggs and burnt toast
21:41:24 <Skirmish> He's too busy fucking the lawn up.
21:41:33 <twistedmetal> LOOOLLLLLL
21:41:49 <twistedmetal> You'll know the house when you see the long bits of grass among the dirt
21:42:25 <Lumeah> I don't live in Wollongong
21:42:29 <Lumeah> Retard
21:42:59 <Raichu> It'd be on the way for Skirmish though
21:43:17 <Raichu> Retard
21:45:29 <Raichu> Lumeah: Why did you let b1rd mow your lawn?
21:46:23 <Arbition> Thinking about bird as a butler as you described makes me feel sad
21:46:30 <Raichu> loll
21:46:35 <Raichu> True
21:46:45 <Raichu> Most butlers aren't faggots
21:46:50 <Arbition> not for that reason
21:47:08 <Raichu> And are actually good at their jobs
21:47:13 <Arbition> I just feel like the anguish that one would feel for knowing that what you deliver isn't satisfactory would be soul crushing
21:47:15 <Skirmish> Mount Marshall is meant to be nice. Will see if there is some accomodation up that way.
21:48:37 <Arbition> even the concept as a fiction makes me feel terrible
21:48:56 <Raichu> lolll
21:50:27 <twistedmetal> LOOLLLL
21:50:33 <twistedmetal> Lumeah where is b1rd?
21:50:39 <steven> i give him some ips
21:50:44 <steven> so he should be on
21:50:46 <Skirmish> Lumeah: Can you suggest anything nice to visit in the Illiwara area?
21:51:00 <steven> take him a few days to get em zlined
21:51:02 <steven> lols
21:51:30 <Raichu> !seen kingkong
21:51:37 <Skirmish> Without irc he has probably overdosed on drugs and died.
21:51:38 <Raichu> lollll
21:51:42 <Skirmish> RIP b1rd.
21:52:51 <Skirmish> You will find someone else Lumeah. I have faith.
21:53:43 <Raichu> Lumeah: Have you met blyke?
21:54:07 <Raichu> He has a luxurious 1 star apartment owned by DHS
21:54:14 <Raichu> A real catch
21:54:16 Nick: twistedmetal is now known as kickoutthejams
21:54:28 <kickoutthejams> `op
21:54:29 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o kickoutthejams
21:54:38 Nick: kickoutthejams is now known as twistedmetal
21:56:19 <Skirmish> Don't forget the yellow fridge Raichu. That gets the panties dropping.
21:56:53 <Raichu> Oh of course
21:57:09 <Raichu> Lumeah: Do you admire a nice yellow fridge?
22:14:33 <twistedmetal> LOOOLLLLL
22:23:43 <steven> i want to know how ibiza's phone hasnt d/c and give him a new ip when he is on a flight
22:23:53 <steven> and how is he still using a telstra ip
22:23:59 <steven> looooooooool
22:24:33 <steven> xfiles shit right there
22:25:47 <steven> Arbition is this possible ?
22:40:19 <twistedmetal> LOOOOLLLLLLLL
22:42:30 <Arbition> same way I am?
22:43:36 <Arbition> I've now logged into my system with my phone
22:43:42 <Arbition> Seamless right?
22:44:19 <steven> but he is on his telstra ip
22:44:28 <steven> he has been on the same ip for 2 days
22:44:31 <Arbition> I could set this up to run from home
22:44:41 <Arbition> my connection is easily stable enough to run 2 days
22:44:50 <Skirmish> I think I need a hot milo.
22:44:52 <Arbition> best so far seems to be 5
22:44:58 <steven> his home ip is exetel
22:45:04 <steven> he isnt on his home ip
22:45:11 <Arbition> ah
22:45:19 <steven> he is on his telstra phone
22:45:25 <twistedmetal> LOOOOOLLLLLLL
22:45:39 <steven> i think he is telling a porky
22:45:47 <Skirmish> NEWS FLASH ... steven sells IP numbers to breaker in exchange for breaker not hassling him about his fake HSV.
22:45:54 <Arbition> Though unlikely, telstra does provide mobile broadband with a routable IP, maybe that is more fixed? Starting to stretch it though
22:46:16 <Arbition> mostly because such a plan would give no phone access
22:46:26 <steven> im just suprised he hasnt droped out
22:46:38 * Arbition shrugs
22:46:42 <Arbition> well I'm out
22:46:46 <steven> bye
22:47:01 <Skirmish> NEWS FLASH Arbition is actually Dr Karl from TripleJ
22:47:11 <steven> he is using a vhost, but if you msg nickop info the nickname it give you the real ip
22:47:44 <steven> well the first 6 digits
22:47:53 <Skirmish> How do I do this?
22:48:10 <Skirmish> I too want to sell IP's
22:48:11 <steven> you are also using exetel even with your vhost
22:48:37 <steven> you dont know how to change ip's Skirmish ?
22:49:07 <Skirmish> Yeah I do. Mine is fixed though and I only get a certain amount of free changes before they begin to charge.
22:50:52 <steven> i dont speak to breaker
22:51:08 <steven> plus he can change his ip
22:51:11 <steven> on his own
22:52:16 <twistedmetal> LOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
22:52:33 <steven> b1rd on the other hand couldnt so he started a facebook account
22:54:37 <Skirmish> link?
22:55:08 <steven> Facebook.com/tyrone.byrd.3557
22:55:28 <steven> picture of his balls for the profile picture
22:55:30 <steven> loooooooooool
22:56:07 <steven> ah he removed it
22:56:08 <steven> hahahaaha
22:56:21 <Raichu> lol @ tyrone
22:56:35 <Raichu> Everyone knows it's Jason
22:56:59 <steven> everyone on irc does
22:58:43 <Raichu> Should report it as fake
22:58:48 <Skirmish> HAHAHAHA he likes his own posts.
22:58:53 <Raichu> Cut Lumeah's last tie
22:59:21 <Skirmish> There is only 1 other person that I have ever seen that likes their own posts and that is Blyke.
23:01:58 <steven> all his friends are muslims
23:01:59 <steven> haha
23:02:33 <Raichu> Reported him to fb for fake name
23:02:43 <Raichu> Then friend requested
23:03:39 Join: sluggz ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:03:48 <sluggz> hi homos
23:04:25 <steven> why do you use mibbit?
23:05:06 <steven> you pretty much give pollock your ip
23:05:07 <steven> lol
23:05:28 <sluggz> Pollock?
23:05:35 <Raichu> Prepaid ey?
23:05:54 <sluggz> pollock can lick my grandfathers ballbag
23:06:07 <Raichu> sluggz: Are you low on credit?
23:06:09 <sluggz> enough said fgts
23:06:29 <sluggz> not low
23:06:38 <Raichu> Okay :)
23:06:43 <sluggz> lower than shark shit you are
23:06:53 <sluggz> im ok
23:07:09 <sluggz> I have 900 kb
23:07:12 <sluggz> im fine
23:07:50 <Raichu> kk
23:10:35 <steven> lols
23:12:50 <sluggz> fuck u steve
23:12:54 <sluggz> u bastard
23:13:09 <steven> looooool
23:13:19 <steven> where that picture mouldy boy
23:13:39 <sluggz> fuck you ya pasty white bitch
23:14:03 <steven> you ugly moudly faggot
23:14:24 <twistedmetal> LOOOOOLLLLLLLL
23:14:34 <sluggz> lol
23:14:41 <sluggz> ok steven
23:14:45 <sluggz> you win
23:14:56 <sluggz> I am a mouldii
23:14:58 <sluggz> heheheheheh
23:15:02 <sluggz> churrrrrr
23:15:09 <sluggz> u skinny white rat
23:15:12 <steven> wtf is Moonee Ponds
23:15:51 <Skirmish> Isn't it a horse race track?
23:16:10 <Raichu> s Moonee Valley Skirmish
23:16:20 * Skirmish shrugs
23:16:33 <Skirmish> Potato/Lumeah ... all means the same.
23:16:38 <Raichu> Which is on the boarder of Moonee Ponds anyway
23:16:44 <Raichu> -a
23:16:52 <sluggz> moonee ponds is a restaurant
23:16:56 <steven> lols
23:17:04 <sluggz> its not a suburb
23:17:14 <sluggz> steven
23:17:19 <sluggz> moonee fgt
23:17:22 <steven> yeah son
23:17:30 <steven> dont you live around there?
23:17:33 <sluggz> how r u boe?
23:17:35 <Skirmish> Speak up sluggz
23:17:37 <sluggz> narr
23:17:41 <sluggz> im in dandenong
23:17:43 <Raichu> It's a suburb you brain dead faggot
23:17:47 <steven> lol
23:17:50 <sluggz> sup skirmshit
23:17:56 <steven> sluggz is from there
23:18:04 <Raichu> Doubt it
23:18:15 <Raichu> It's pricet there
23:18:21 <Raichu> Pricey*
23:18:25 <sluggz> skirmish how r u my friend?
23:18:41 <Skirmish> I'd like to see Kuniva, b1rd and sluggz all put into a room together. I reckon if they wore the same clothes we wouldn't know the difference between them.
23:18:44 <sluggz> raichu fuck off ya child rapist
23:19:03 <Skirmish> I'm good mate. Working hard. Relaxing even harder. Heading to Sydney tomorrow.
23:19:14 <sluggz> skirmish you just dun fucked up boi
23:19:32 <sluggz> nope
23:19:41 <sluggz> don't evertalk to me again sperm
23:19:47 <Skirmish> Which reminds me I need to put more credit on my etoll.
23:19:50 <sluggz> you reckon im like b1rd?
23:19:55 <Skirmish> Yeah I do.
23:20:06 <sluggz> you have no clue
23:20:22 <sluggz> go bag lumeah
23:20:26 <sluggz> ya wifebeater
23:20:37 <Skirmish> See, exactly like b1rd.
23:20:42 <sluggz> by the way I know where u live
23:20:55 <Skirmish> yeah everyone does but nobody visits.
23:21:04 <sluggz> address?
23:21:09 <Skirmish> hahahaha
23:21:11 <sluggz> if your so tough?
23:21:18 <sluggz> thought so
23:21:22 <Skirmish> I live where you think you know I live.
23:21:27 <sluggz> lies again
23:21:34 <sluggz> u know I know
23:21:35 <Skirmish> [23:20] <sluggz> by the way I know where u live
23:21:41 <sluggz> 100%
23:21:44 <steven> lols
23:21:50 <Skirmish> I will leave the front light on for you. The steps can be a killer in the dark.
23:21:58 <twistedmetal> Heroin is so passe
23:22:00 <sluggz> thank u kind sir
23:22:02 <Skirmish> Come around b1rd ... i mean sluggz.
23:22:04 <sluggz> so considerate
23:22:13 <sluggz> im not b1rd
23:22:18 <sluggz> hehehehehehe
23:22:38 <Skirmish> You're a carbon copy of b1rd. Someone that looks up to him and aspires to be him.
23:22:39 <sluggz> whos b1rd?
23:22:50 <sluggz> jelly skirmish?
23:22:55 <sluggz> YES
23:23:07 <sluggz> I used to look up to you
23:23:08 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:23:12 <sluggz> then you turned on me
23:23:14 <twistedmetal> Heroin is so passe
23:23:14 <Skirmish> Hai amelia
23:23:23 <sluggz> hi afeelia
23:23:36 <amelia> sup skirm
23:23:42 Nick: sluggz is now known as moohoo
23:23:48 <moohoo> hi amelia
23:24:05 Join: carlOz ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:24:05 <moohoo> hows dem dangleberries hangin hun?
23:24:15 <moohoo> hi carl0z
23:24:15 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o carlOz
23:24:32 <carlOz> sup moohoo
23:25:38 <moohoo> not much cobber
23:25:40 <moohoo> self
23:26:09 <carlOz> at melb central station farken off me face
23:26:18 <carlOz> u??
23:26:35 <amelia> pic carlOz
23:27:02 <carlOz> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/gA3So2p7/irccloudcapture678517981.jpg
23:27:40 <amelia> AHAHAHA
23:27:45 <carlOz> lolz
23:27:53 <amelia> good work
23:28:01 <carlOz> cheers amelia
23:28:07 <carlOz> on train now
23:28:14 <carlOz> its me bday
23:28:17 <carlOz> :D
23:28:26 <amelia> haaaaaappy bday
23:28:29 <amelia> how old
23:28:35 <carlOz> haha cheers amelia
23:28:37 <carlOz> 29
23:28:56 <amelia> u pushin on
23:29:15 <carlOz> almost big 30
23:29:19 <carlOz> still baby though
23:29:30 <amelia> hahaha
23:29:36 <amelia> im 30 this year
23:29:46 <carlOz> haha when?
23:30:03 <amelia> you still got young face tho
23:30:34 <carlOz> still get asked for id when buying ciggys lolz
23:30:36 <moohoo> carloz which train boe?
23:30:44 <amelia> ahahah
23:30:44 <carlOz> craigieburn line bros
23:31:51 <carlOz> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/IFbSGytt/irccloudcapture-1898675347.jpg
23:32:18 <carlOz> where u from moohoo?
23:32:25 <carlOz> skyways tonight or what
23:32:39 <carlOz> farken lost heaps there in the past
23:32:49 <carlOz> 5 dragons fuck me over
23:32:52 <moohoo> same
23:33:00 <moohoo> and i only been like 10 times
23:33:05 <moohoo> im in Dandenong mate
23:33:10 <carlOz> hahahahahaha
23:33:19 <moohoo> lulz az
23:33:19 <carlOz> dandy boy
23:33:23 <moohoo> nope
23:33:27 <moohoo> just for work
23:33:33 <moohoo> im westy boe
23:33:33 <carlOz> ohh ok
23:33:35 <moohoo> lols
23:33:39 <carlOz> u from airport west?
23:33:43 <moohoo> nope
23:33:47 <moohoo> MELTON
23:33:58 <carlOz> ahh fair enough
23:34:04 <moohoo> yeah
23:34:32 <carlOz> Melton is near Rockland yo
23:34:54 <carlOz> heaps of cunts from work live in melton
23:36:49 <steven> HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
23:36:52 <steven> oi amelia
23:37:00 <steven> you watch mkr tonight
23:37:01 <amelia> sup
23:37:06 <amelia> no i went pub
23:37:11 <steven> OMFG
23:37:15 <steven> ill try find it on youtube
23:37:18 <amelia> thnx slut?
23:37:22 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA
23:37:27 <steven> HAHAAHAH
23:37:29 <steven> fucking hell
23:37:32 <amelia> told you hes fkn funny
23:37:35 <steven> he just laughs after it
23:37:38 <amelia> outrageous hey
23:37:42 <amelia> AHAHAHHA
23:37:43 <steven> what a mad cunt
23:37:45 <amelia> i seen the ad
23:37:46 <steven> props tho
23:37:50 <amelia> such a crack up
23:38:06 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIIRQ2XIry4
23:38:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MKR - Josh Thanks Slut (Mar 26, 2017) Length: 0:02 - Category: Gaming - 3,953 views views - 2 likes (40%), 3 dislikes (60%)
23:38:16 <amelia> he jus doesn't give a shit
23:38:26 <amelia> shes usually feisty, surprised she didn't bite back
23:38:38 <amelia> woulda cracked the plate over his ugly head
23:42:13 <steven> hahah
23:42:21 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBozQliMuE8
23:42:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: My Kitchen Rules 2017 Seafood King (Dec 5, 2016) Length: 0:30 - Category: People & Blogs - 3,537 views views - 4 likes (66.7%), 2 dislikes (33.3%)
23:48:07 <couleurs> more like the dentist king........
23:48:47 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:49:55 <moohoo> hi anotherirc3r
23:50:38 <anotherirc3r> hi moohoo
23:50:54 <steven> he is now known as the seafoood slut
23:51:37 <moohoo> whore
23:53:24 <amelia> such a funny fucker
23:53:30 <amelia> thnx slut
23:53:34 <amelia> lollllll
23:53:49 <amelia> how did he ever think it would be ok to say that
23:56:33 <steven> he laughed for ages after it
23:56:36 <steven> so did i tho
23:56:37 <steven> props
23:56:39 <steven> https://www.facebook.com/JaySeeComedy/videos/1203870199662586/
23:56:48 <anotherirc3r> you would stevie
23:57:05 <anotherirc3r> i still think he's cute
23:58:02 <steven> he wass a model for shoes
23:58:04 <steven> https://www.facebook.com/Thugify/videos/1341973035824789/
23:59:35 <amelia> i def laughed
23:59:40 <amelia> cos it really is funny
23:59:45 <amelia> but hes so fucked
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